The Official Weekly Magazine of NAKID Get your team for the

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The Official Weekly Magazine of NAKID Get your team for the
The Official Weekly Magazine of NAKID
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Ramblings:
A NAKID Fable
Get your team for the Beerlympics ready!
The Weekly Brew
W
e’re past the mid-point of the season,
and it seems that many of you have
the winter blues. Bar participation is way down,
especially on Sundays (with the exception of the
DMGs, who are properly praised by the Magic
8-Ball). C’mon guys, where’s the love? We still
have the great drink specials and plenty of room
for flip cup, so get to The Exchange and start
having some NAKID-style fun! Afterall, beer,
flip cup and fun are what NAKID is all about!
I’d like to take a moment to plug an event
coming up on March 6 that is one of the
Brew’s favorites, and should be one of yours:
The Beerlympics! Up to 20 teams of six to
eight people compete in games like Build Me a
Beeramid, Boat Races, Pitcher Races, Drunkball
and, of course, flip cup. Then, if you’re lucky and
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make it to the final, you get to participate in DAS
BOOT!! Yeah, that’s right, we have boots. There
IS technique, and to watch is a thing of beauty.
So contact your friends, get a team together, go
to the Meetup site and register! It’s only $5 per
player and all the beer is FREE!! We need judges,
too, so if you don’t want to participate you can
help determine the winners, and also drink for
FREE!!
As always, if you have any photos, funny
quotes, LOTW nominations or want to submit
a feature, please email weeklybrew@gmail.
com! The Brewers are still working on their
omniscience, so your help is appreciated!
You can also follow us on Facebook and
Twitter to see how you can help make
the Brew the best it can be!
Register for NAKID’s Spring Season!
We’ll be back playing on the mall and drinking
at My Brother’s Place and Hamilton’s, and this
season we’ve added more chapters! The price to
join varies depending on the day you’re interested
in playing. Check it out:
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@ RFK DC United tailgates, a Beerlympics
tournament, Beer Spelling Bee, Virginia Wine
Festival trips, and of course, happy hours! Go to
the NAKID website to register now!
Early Sundays @ 3pm is $55
Late Sundays @ 4pm is $55
Tuesdays @ 6:30pm is $45
Early Wednesdays @ 6:15pm is $50
Late Wednesdays @ 7:15pm is $55
Early Thursdays @ 6:15pm is $55
Late Thursdays @ 7:15pm is $60
As always, we’ll have tons of social events to
keep your calendar full and you having fun! This
season we’ll have FREE jello shots at the bar after
your games, FREE beer at our sponsor bars on
rainout days, fun trips to other cities like Annapolis
and Baltimore on the Boomerang Bus, raffles for
prizes at our parties, beer-in-hand kickball games
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ASKNAKID
Each week we will provide the answers to
your most burning questions. Best one of the
week wins a free pitcher of beer. Please send
questions to [email protected].
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pirate scourge known as scurvy.
If your breath doesn’t scare off all
of womankind, your peg leg and
angry parrot will.
?
?
Who is the most
successful convicted
murderer alive today?
When Don King got out of jail in
1971, the 39-year-old hood had
fatally shot a man for trying to
rob one of his gambling houses
(it was ruled self-defense and
a justifiable homicide) and
stomped another to death over
a $600 debt, for which he was
convicted of manslaughter and
served close to four years. By
1974 he was promoting Foreman
and Ali’s “Rumble in the Jungle,”
and in 1975 he hyped the “Thrilla
in Manila,” Ali-Frazier III. He has
dominated boxing since and
earned frightening sums in the
process. Only Don knows his
exact worth, but in 2006 Forbes
estimated his net at about $350
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million. Note to self: Go on killcrazy rampage and get weird
hairdo, stat!
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Is it safe to eat dog food?
Surprisingly, if you chow on
some Alpo once in a while,
you’ll be just fine. “Dog food is rich
in nutrients, so it’s like having a
multivitamin in your food source,”
says Joseph Wakshlag, assistant
professor of clinical nutrition at
Cornell University. But because
dogs require more minerals than
humans do, not just your breath
will suffer long-term. The average
man would need about five to
seven cups of fatty, mineral-rich
dog food a day, which could cause
liver damage and obesity. Eating
only poodle grub would also lead
to vitamin C deficiency and the
Could my hand shatter
like glass if I dipped it in
liquid nitrogen?
At -320°F (-196°C), liquid
nitrogen is colder than Ann
Coulter stamping passports
at the U.S.-Mexico border. It’s
primarily used as an industrial
refrigerant: transporting
perishables, freezing broken
water pipes so plumbers
can service them without
getting soaked, preserving
medical samples—nothing too
glamorous, really, unless you’re
into frozen sperm. In college labs
wild-eyed professors do science
tricks with liquid nitrogen. “You
could dip your finger for a very
short time with no ill effects,”
says Jim Peploski, professor
of chemistry at Clarkson
University. “The skin’s warmth
causes liquid nitrogen to boil
rapidly, surrounding the finger
with a pocket of nitrogen gas.”
And if you leave those fingers
submerged more than a quick
second? “Prolonged exposure
would cause the interconnecting
tissue, skin, and bones to freeze
solid,” says Peploski. “The hand
would be like a frozen pork chop;
it probably wouldn’t shatter like
glass, but you could use it as a
good, sturdy club.”
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NAKID EVENTS
SUN
MON
28
TUE
March 1
Week 8
Games
2
NAKID Movie
Night: Mother,
She’s Out of
My League
and Brooklyn’s
Finest
7
8
Playoffs
15
FRI
4
SAT
5
Week 8
Games
Hump Day!
10
11
17
St. Patrick’s
Day! Join
NAKID on a bar
crawl!
12
13
Shamrockfest! Volunteer
to pour beer
with NAKID!
18
Playoffs
6
NAKID
Beerlympics!
Get your team
together for
some beer
games!
Playoffs
Hump Day!
16
NAKID Movie
Night: The
Bounty Hunter
THU
3
9
NAKID Movie
Night: Green
Zone
14
Playoffs
WED
19
20
Flip Cup
Tournament!
Indoor End of
Season Party!
Ready . . . Set . . .
DODGEBALL!
4Ever Young Sports was started to bring adults together
in the Washington, D.C., metro area to enjoy the games
and sports that they played in their youth. Our mission is
to bring people together to meet, have fun and socialize
in a relaxed atmosphere while playing sports, as well as to have fun at our sponsor bar, Town
Tavern. 4EverYoung Sports has partnered with NAKID to bring you its first sport: dodgeball!
The season will begin on March 18th and will include eight regular season games followed by
one week of playoffs. All games will be held at the Marie Reed Gymnasium in Adams Morgan
between 6:30 and 9:30 on Thursday evenings. Following dodgeball, there will be fun and
games at The Town Tavern, plus great food and drink specials.
You can sign up as an individual or register an entire team. Registration is $55; teams can have
a maximum of 16 players. Games are 8 vs. 8, with four males and four females on each side.
Check out their website, get registered to play some dodgeball and show no mercy!
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Congratulations, Maggie, Joe and Sandi!
This season LOTWs not only get the NAKID
Lush bandana to proudly wear during games,
at the bar, or whenever else they want, they
also win two passes on the Boomerang Bus!
Disappointed you didn’t get a Boomerang
pass? Well, every NAKID gets 20 percent off
any Boomerang Bus trip. You will need the
promo code, so please contact the Weekly
Brew at [email protected] for that.
Check out the Boomerang and its trips at
www.ridetheboomerang.com.
Please don’t get alcohol poisoning trying
to win LOTW. The Brewers would like to
encourage you to drink responsibly!
Maggie, CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! (Sunday)
The FB description of Maggie’s exploits: “Maggie stuck her
tongue into my beer, after I tongue slapped her...she was
drunk!” “[She] stole my shiny hairband!!! Did I tongue
slap [her] for that? I do have a funny rubber slipper wristbandy thingy now.” (sidenote: the definition of tongue
slapping: “um...you know...her tongue was out, I slapped
it...no idea why. Seemed like a good/fun idea at the time.”)
She also wrote “Close tab” on her hand as a reminder, as a
lesson learned from many nights before. Congrats, Maggie!
FiveQs
Andy
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Andy
Paratroop
1. Why did you join NAKID? Because I heard people were a
lot friendlier in this league.
2. What’s the weirdest place you’ve thrown up? All over a
metro station.
3. What A-Team character would you be? Murdock!
4. If you were on a desert island, what would you bring
with you? A doll with girly parts.
5. Cup size? [Feels nipples] A2. Is that a size?
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Joe, Xtacles (Thursday)
Joe showed up for his first game this season making “quite
the sloppy showing.” Later at the bar, the Brew was told
“there was a guy on the yellow team that was so wasted, I
convinced him to have a water chugging contest. He won
every time . . . Later in the night I saw him from across the
room where he was making inappropriate tongue gestures
. . . if that makes any sense.” And in an email sent to the
Brew nominating Joe: “Less coherent than usual.” Go Joe!
Sandi, Legen...wait for it...dary (Thursday)
There were many noms for LOTW, but Sandi wins for one
reason. According to Mike Lacy: “[Sandi] was drunk enough
that she WANTED me to try and find a guy for her to hook
up with.” That’s pretty drunk, considering Mike’s tactics.
We also hear she was licking people and gave quite a few
tongue baths. Congrats, Sandi!
FiveQs
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Tanya,
Morally Casual
1. Why did you join NAKID? I felt like my liver was
functioning too properly.
2. If you could only play one jukebox song, what would it
be? Shout!
3. What Olympic sport in the bedroom are you? Men’s ice
hockey, fuck no checking. slam me up against the wall
4. What menu item are you? Grilled cheese
5. Cup size? I don’t know but it has a straw
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NAKID Beerlympics!
Where the REAL athletes prove themselves!
Saturday, March 6, 5 p.m., Location TBD
What are the NAKID Beerlympics? Think Beerfest, right down to
Das Boot! Get a team of 6 together (7, if you’d like an alternate),
and start training. There are chugging contests, flip cup games,
beer pong matches, and of course, DAS BOOT! We start with a
round robin to determine seeding for the tournament, then it’s
double elimination to get our champion!
We have rooms for 20 teams, so go to the Meetup site to sign
up! Don’t jump the gun, though—only RSVP if you are definitely
fielding a team!
FiveQs
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C
Chuck,
Deceptacles
1. Why did you join NAKID? To score
2. What’s the weirdest place you’ve thrown up? The Field Museum
in Chicago.
3. What A-Team character would you be? Mr. T, because I’m so
black it’s ridiculous.
4. If you were on a desert island, what would you bring with
you? Vibrator
5. Cup size? B cup. A handfull is enough for me.
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NAKID’s HUGE Flip Cup Tournament!
Show DC what NAKIDs can do!
We have partnered up with several other
area groups including DC Kickball, United
Skeeball, Happy Hour Kickball, and a few
others in DC to bring you the largest flip cup
tournament in the city!
Thirty-two teams will compete for a cash
prize (estimated to be $400+) plus FREE entry
into the upcoming 5th World Series of Flip
Cup, scheduled for May 22nd in Baltimore,
MD!
Teams will field 6 players and 2 alternates
with an entry fee of just $100 dollars per team.
That’s half the price of the other qualifying
tournaments in DC, but with twice as much
beer and TONS more fun. This fee covers the
prizes, 16+ kegs of beer, and entry into the
tournament.
More details will follow, but the venue will
be metro-accessible, easy to find, and have
some great food if you’re hungry.
Captains of their teams should register
and pay their entire entree fee of $100 and
add +5-7 guests to their RSVP.
NAKID prides itself on being the best flip
cuppers not only in the city, but in the country.
Get your team together, start practicing, and
show everyone what NAKID is made of!!
FiveQs Kelley,
Spitzer Swallows
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Kelley
1. Why did you join NAKID? Because “naked” was in the title
and I like to do that.
2. If you could only play one jukebox song, what would it
be? Party in the U.S.A.
3. What Olympic sport in the bedroom are you? Curling
4. What menu item are you? Chicken tenders and tater tots
5. Cup size? Triple F
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FiveQs
Kaitlyn
Kaitlyn,
Boobie Brigade
1. Why did you join NAKID? I played NAKID before
with Troy.
2. If you could only play one jukebox song, what
would it be? Rosalita by Bruce Springsteen
3. What Olympic sport in the bedroom are you?
Gymnastics
4. What menu item are you? Scallops
5. Cup size? I try to be a C as hard as I can, but D
NAKID St. Paddy’s Day Booze Bus!
Spend the day riding around the city on the Boomerang!
Wednesday, Feb. 17, 11 a.m.
Centuries ago, St. Patrick banished snakes from
Ireland, so today we celebrate that wonderful feat
(despite evidence that snakes never actually existed
in Ireland to begin with...but we digress) by drinking
copious amounts of beer!
We’ll have 1 bus (and maybe 2 if demand calls for it)
and a list of bars that we’ll be going to, all in the metro
DC area. It’s $10 per NAKID and $20 for non-NAKIDs.
You will need to take the day off from work and you
MUST wear green to be permitted on the bus.
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Mik
’s
KRickball
amblings
This week the
Ramblings offer
an Aesop fable:
Kickball and Regret
in the Age of
Facebook – A short
story by Mike Lacy
Jennifer woke up with
incomplete memories of
the night before. She tried
to piece together what
happened, but she could
only remember a few random
images. She knew she had
been drinking rather heavily.
There was flip cup; definitely a lot of flip cup.
Shots may have been
involved. She may
have even hooked up
with someone. And was
someone at the bar
dressed like Ronald
McDonald?
After arriving at work,
her memories still
weren’t clear. She anticipated emailing some
friends to figure out what went down, but
unfortunately, she had a busy work day ahead
of her, and wouldn’t be able to dedicate much
time to solving the mystery of the night before.
After a couple of hours on the job, while she had
a few free minutes before a meeting, she took a
quick break to check her email where she found
an ominous message: She had been tagged
in several photos on Facebook. Worse, the
tagger was her unemployed teammate who was
notorious for tagging uncomplimentary pictures.
She debated whether or not she should check
the pictures immediately and be late to the
meeting, or if she should go to the meeting, and
risk having bad pictures linger on the web. When
one of her co-workers walked by and asked if
she was coming, she knew she had no choice.
She had to go to the meeting, and the pictures
would have to wait.
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She was largely unable to concentrate on
meeting because she feared what the pictures
of her on Facebook might show. She wavered
between hope and despair. Maybe the pictures
weren’t bad. Maybe
they were just pictures
of her sitting with her
teammates. Or maybe
they’re the most
embarrassing pictures
ever taken, and all of
her Facebook friends
are going to see it. She
questioned why she
added her co-workers as Facebook friends.
And why did she add her 12 year old niece as
a friend? Now her brother was going to see the
pictures! At least it would be something to talk
about at the next family dinner.
Finally, the meeting ended and she raced over to
her computer, to see another daunting message:
People had been commenting on the pictures.
That’s not a good sign. Taking a deep breath,
she looked at the pictures.
OK, the first few weren’t too bad: Just her and
some teammates at the kickball game and then
at the bar hanging out, playing flip cup. They
certainly were nothing to be upset about. She
noticed that in one picture she seems to be
talking kind of closely with that creepy guy on
the blue team who always flirts with her. She
untagged the picture so that he didn’t get the
wrong idea.
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She groaned internally as she looked at the next
picture. Creepy guy had his arm around her, and
they’re both smiling widely. She untagged that
one as well, praying that
she didn’t give out her
number or do anything
embarrassing with
him. Those prayers go
unanswered as the next
picture showed the two
of them making out at the
flip cup table. She thought
that it couldn’t get any
worse until she saw the
following picture where
she’s giving the finger to
the camera while making
out. Meanwhile, he’s giving the “shocker” sign
with his hand. Naturally, this picture already had
ten comments.
She then noticed that she had a new friend
request and sure enough, it was her makeout
buddy. She had never clicked the Ignore button
faster.
Later in the day, the “funny” guy on her team
decided to write an email about her drunken
exploits, helpfully linking to the
pictures. Thanks to him, anyone on
the team who hadn’t already seen
the pictures now knew the situation.
One of her co-workers walked
by and said with a smirk
“Looks like you had a
good night last night.”
Fortunately, her coworker had the good
sense not to forward the
pictures around the office,
because she would have had to kill him if he
had.
By the end of the day, things seemed to have
died down. The Facebook comments stopped
and the email chain about the incident died
down. She left work and headed to the gym to
attempt to burn off the frustration. After a killer
workout, she returned to her apartment where
she encountered her grinning roommate Liz.
Jennifer asked Liz not to give her any grief
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about last night. Liz assured her that she would
not, but told her that she might want to check
Facebook to see the pictures of the trip home
that she had posted.
Jennifer dashed to her
computer and fired up
Facebook in record time.
There was a picture of
her leaning against the
wall on the Metro, and
a few shots of her and
another friend on the
street. The next picture
was of them walking
towards McDonalds.
And apparently, there
was a statue of Ronald
McDonald outside, which explained why she
thought that someone might have been dressed
as Ronald at the bar.
She was actually a bit pleased that she had
solved that mystery, but that feeling of pleasure
didn’t last long, as the next picture showed
her making out with the statue of Ronald. That
picture was bad, but not as bad as the next
picture where she was making out with the
statue while grabbing its crotch.
At this point, she
despondently turned
off the computer.
She stormed into the
kitchen while staring
down her roommate
and poured herself a
healthy glass of wine.
She retreated into
her bedroom to watch
TV and plot revenge
on her roommate.
Her thoughts were
interrupted by a text
message from her
brother: “Jen u need
help.”
As she screamed internally, she swore to herself
that she would never drink again. Or at least,
she would do her drinking where nobody had
cameras.
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Winter 2010 - Week 5
come play with U.S.
SPRING SKEESON
OPEN!
to join visit
www.UnitedSkeeball.com
What’s better than Skeeball in an arcade?
Skeeball in a bar! Come join DC’s hottest
new social club and enjoy 8 weeks of intense
Skeeball action, player food and drink discounts,
sweet t-shirts, and awesome prize giveaways.
With leagues across the city, playing Sunday
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that’s right for you!
“If you don’t
just kiss and tell,
we’re all going to
assume that you
had butt sex in the
bathroom.”
Maggie, CHICKEN
TETRAZZINI!!
Choose from 4 convenient locations:
“A bar is a
really weird
place to have
a March of
Dimes sign”
for more information visit www.UnitedSkeeball.com
Maggie, CHICKEN
TETRAZZINI!!
“You can’t do
that, this isn’t
Vietnam. This is the
Boomerang Bus...
there are rules”
David M., Drinking You
Pretty
“All these
people are doing
something with
their lives. We are
wasted in another
city at noon.”
Elizabeth S., Drinking
You Pretty
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RECAPS
Winter 2010 - Week 5
Sunday
In the early
games, Terribly Sexies took down For
the Love, 23–15,
while CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! didn’t fare very well
against Alcoballics, losing 17–9. The Brew was told
Paratroop had a score of “uo” against DMGs, so we’re
going to assume DMGs won, 26–uo, and Chaos in a
Box lost a close one to Never Nudes, 15–14. In the
later games, Mouthbreathin’ Motorboatin’ Mofos
also had a close win against Morally Casual, 8–6, and
Suck my Kick had a big loss to Stumbling Home
Headfirst, 27–14. Trainwreck, Party of 20 took down
Deceptacles, 24–18, and Alcoholkicks beat up on
P-town Ballas, winning 21–13.
Sunday, Feb. 28
CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!! v. Paratroop
The Never Nudes v. The Terribly Sexies
Alcoballics v. DMGs
Chaos in a Box v. For the Love
Morally Casual v. Stumbling Home Headfirst
Deceptacles v. P-town Ballas
MMMofo's v. Suck My Kick
Alcoholkicks v. Trainwreck, Party of 20
Thursday, March 4
V=(4/3)πr3 v. Jolly Blue Balls
Kickin Balls and Takin Names v. Looking To Score
Spitzer Swallows v. Xtacles
Legen...wait for it...Dary v. Drinking You Pretty
Boobie Brigade v. The Russian Earmuffs
Kick In a Box v. In Balls We Trust
Where My Pitches At v. Ro Sham Bo
Bacon Boner v. We Scored Last Night
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Thursday
V=(4/3)πr3 beat up pretty hard on Legen...wait
for it...dary, 15–4, while neither Xtacles nor Kickin’
Balls and Takin’ Names get bragging rights, ending in
a tie 22–22. Spitzer Swallows fell to Looking to Score,
21–15, and Drinking You Pretty had a big margin of
victory against Jolly Blue Balls, winning 31–16.
Bacon Boner took down Boobie Brigade, 21–12,
while Ro Sham Bo beat In Balls We Trust, 20–14. Where
my Pitches at had an oddly low-scoring game, beating
Kick in a Box 10–4, and finally Russian Earmuffs just
asked We Scored Last Night to bend over, beating them
soundly 29–4.
2:30 PM
2:30 PM
3:15 PM
3:15 PM
4:00 PM
4:00 PM
4:45 PM
4:45 PM
6:30 PM
6:30 PM
7:15 PM
7:15 PM
8:00 PM
8:00 PM
8:45 PM
8:45 PM
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Oh Sunday, hang your head in shame. Lower. . . .
Lower. . . . Okay, right there. The 8-Ball heard there
was but one lone team partying it up on Sunday,
so we devote Sunday’s rankings to you, DMGs, for
stepping up when everyone else wussed out. On the
other hand, Thursday, you can feel less shame! Lots of
flip cup action was going on at the bar, and certainly
tons of drinking and team mingling. For this week,
the 8-Ball only feels that Thursday is worthy of its
prognostication, so we answer this question: “Would
my team win in a match-up against a Sunday team?”
Sunday
1. DMGs – Between skins vs. shirts flip cup, and
playing for several hours straight, you’re the team on
top this week, and probably the one to beat since no
one else has any practice! Thanks for making Sunday
fun!!
16. Everyone else.
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Thursday
1. Kickin’ Balls and Takin’ Names – “Outlook good!”
Not just for playing, but for relentless lobbying of the
8-Ball.
2. Xtacles – “All signs point to yes.” Can always be
counted on to be on the tables.
3. Where My Pitches At – “Dave Whalen would.” But
he’s not on your team. C’mon 8-Ball, get with it.
4. Drinking You Pretty – “Jesus would.” And he did
have the greatest flip cup team ever.
5. Spitzer Swallows – “Outlook good.” Looking good
out there!
6. Bacon Boners – “Bring me a beer and I’ll think
about it.” The 8-Ball enjoys bacon.
7. Legen...wait for it...dary – “Maybe.” You have a
LOTW, now take advantage!
8. Jolly Blue Balls – “You’re dead inside.” But you hang
at the bar to come back to life.
9. We Scored Last Night – “Pay me first.” And maybe
try going to the bar?
10. Kick in a Box – “Things aren’t looking good for
you.” The 8-Ball will figure out who you are one of these
days.
11. V=(4/3)πr3 – “Maybe.” Because the 8-Ball has a
very hazy picture of who you are.
12. Looking to Score – “Pay me first.” Sounds like you
need to pay homage and play a bit first.
13. Boobie Brigade – “Nope.” You got the players to
the bar, now actually play!
14. In Balls We Trust – “Not looking good.” Drinking
but no drinking GAMES.
15. Ro Sham Bo – “Definitely not.” Sitting and
drinking alone.
16. Russian Earmuffs – “Not in a million years.” Yikes.
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