November 2010 newsletter
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November 2010 newsletter
Regents News November 2010 RCC News — November 2010 02 CONTENTS LETTER FROM THE EDITOR 02 Contents & Letter from the editor. 03 First timer in Scotland by Mark Lamb. 04 A fine Regent’s welcome to baby Rebeca! 05 Ralph Wilson goes solo in the USA. The second installment will be in the next newsletter. Welcome to the all new and shiny November edition of the Regent’s newsletter. Unfortunately, the beautiful old Word template was not compatible with my Mac, so I finally persuaded my long-suffering, non-Regents husband to pageset something for me in a Mac-friendly application. I hope you like it. It’s a bit like an early Christmas present to you all. 08 The Duty Rota - not thrilling, but essential! 08 Ian Tokelove gets salty in Cornwall. 09 More babies - a huge applause for baby Douglas! 09 Caz Heraghty experiences a Regents Introduction to White Water course. 10 Surf’s Up! Dave Browne takes to the ocean wave. 12 Another Scottish adventure by Michael Cross. 13 Claire Taylor tells us about our fantastic new boats. 14 Christine Dove shows us her undies. 15 Lucy Gill tells us about open boating across Ranoch Moor. 16 1* & 2* awards. 17 Christine Dove’s top paddling tips. 18 Lesley Shingleton talkes us through the second IWWK 2010 Well, the chill has really set in. The trees are nearly all skeletons, bereft of their autumn colour and that water is cccooollllddddd. Still, we have Christine Dove’s helpful article on what to wear on the river in cold weather with some helpful ideas to put on your Christmas lists! The cold weather also signals the start of the famous Dart season, with one trip already down and two more to go, including the fabulous Christmas trip. Don’t forget your Secret Santa pressie for this - there are only so many things you can buy for a fiver in the outdoor shops in Dartmoor and trust me, someone will have already bought them all! Also this season is our Regents’ Christmas Dinner, this year at the Narrow Boat pub in Islington. It’s always a fun evening, and for those newcomers to the club, we always have ‘awards’ for serious things like ‘Improver of the Year’ as well as more comedy acts like ‘Swimmer of the Year’. Get thinking up your nominations now. Some Regents’ members have been off on thrilling journeys far and wide. It’s a rather Ralph-heavy edition, with 2 pieces by Ralph Wilson who was off being his usual slightly crazy self. Closer to home, we have a number of Regents who have successfully received their 1* and 2* paddling awards. This is cause for double celebration as they were taught and examined by a gang of new ‘official’ Regents’ coaches, so pats on backs all round please. Articles were a bit like buses for this edition. You wait for ages for something...anything....and then two excellent pieces by two Scotland ‘virgins’ come along at once. I have to say that I enjoyed both of them and didn’t feel remotely bored ‘experiencing’ the same trip twice. We also have 2 great articles on the Introduction to White Water courses that we ran this summer. As you will see, we actually have a bumper edition this month, with loads of lovely articles, but people were leaving it a little close to the mark to get stuff in to me. Just so that everyone knows, we have a newsletter every 3 (ish) months. If you go on a trip and would like to write something, I would love to have it! Don’t feel shy - the more, the merrier and it is great to hear from newcomers and experienced paddlers alike. Please also include some photos (ideally as separate documents) as pages and pages of text don’t make for that thrilling a read. The next deadline is 15th Feb 2011. Talking of newcomers, we have had a couple of new Regents babies who we are hoping to see in bouyancy aids very soon. Goo and gah at them on pages 04 and 09. We’re not however doing very well with Pet of the Month! If anyone has a pet that they would like featured in these hallowed pages, please send me a picture. Enjoy! Katie x [email protected] Cover image: The middle fork of the Salmon River by Ralph Wilson. RCC News — November 2010 03 A LAMB TO THE SLAUGHTER Mark Lamb plays around in Scottish waters This was my first Regent’s trip to Scotland, after having such a great time in the Alps I thought why not! This was an intermediate trip so no hiding on easy rivers all week. Most of us headed up to Dumfries on the Friday in search of Paul’s favourite Thai restaurant, only to be confronted with the sad news of it closing. Fear not, however, as we were sent on our way to a place which finely demonstrated what came to be known as “Scottish Fusion”, ie. throw anything you can find into a pan and fry, then garnish with chips! Saturday was our first paddle on the mighty River Nith, a beautiful day with the sun out, great colours in the leaves and some fun grade 3 rapids thrown in; an ideal warm up. Lesson 1 - don’t lock the spare car keys inside the car. A fabulous drive up through Glen Coe and we arrived at our house for the week to find our first home cooked meal already being prepared by the intrepid wilderness open boaters. We started the second day with the obligatory faff where we debated whether it was too cold and if anyone had seen the River Spean lower than it was curretnly running. Many of us armed with new dry suits purposely for Scotland were keen to put them to the test and the level ended being just perfect. The first grade 3, Fairy Steps, proved to be more challenging than it looked. After watching Ian T take a swim and Mark R put in a quick roll, I didn’t feel quite so confident going next, but fear not the roll was working and the shoulder was fine. After a brief pin on Constriction for Claire, the drama was over for the day. A great start for everyone with much fun had by all. Gorge paddling is so exciting when you’re never quite sure what is around the corner. Every trip has a day on the river that is described as epic, and for us this was the Findhorn Gorge. Christine started things off with a swim on the grade 5 Randolph’s Leap; thankfully she escaped unharmed. I had been determined to push myself on more grade 4 sections over the week, but that was easy to say when standing at the top of a meaty looking rapid! After much deliberating and finally deciding that the portage would be long and painful, I got in my boat to tackle Triple Steps. The 2nd drop had a quite a big stopper, which I decided looked more like a play hole, so rather than paddle through like everyone else I decided to see what moves I could pull off in front of the camera. It turns out not many, after rolling up still in the hole and getting a proper trashing against the rock face I finally knew I’d have to perform my first dry suit test, a.k.a. a swim, and never have I been so desperate for air. This was followed by much merriment when I released my anger on my boat by hitting it repeatedly with a stick and plenty of throw line practice for everyone else. Lesson 2 – when in a small boat, lean forward and paddle like crazy! It took me no time to decide to walk around the next grade 4 after almost everyone needed at least a roll and poor Lucy broke her paddles after fighting with the rock bed. Some difficulty in finding the get off, and a 2.5hr drive home ensured that we were all shattered by the end of it. All that was left was to watch the video footage, again and again! The following day we went in search of water on the Etive and the opportunity for some classic pictures running the falls. It was now raining hard and comments had changed to “I’ve never seen it so high!” – welcome to proper paddling in Scotland. Ian T knew this was his chance to fulfil a dream of carrying his kayak across the glen in search of a suitable ditch run. Lesson 3 learnt by Mike, if the rocks are only 190cm apart and you have 194cm paddles, you lose! Who needs a paddle?! Mike shows how it’s done. My favourite day, Claire’s birthday and a day on the Roy, started with a fun blast down the Lower Roy which had almost flushed out into one big wave train, followed by driving back up to take on the Upper Roy. This was a fantastic short run that involved must-make eddys all the way down and no respite as the rapids kept on coming. The final drop was soon upon us, Liza managed to turbo charge herself out from the drop and Claire showed us how to boof. Fearing the worst at the top and with an expectant crowd waiting for carnage of the guy in the small boat getting a trashing, I learnt my lesson from the Findhorn and leant forward and paddled hard, straight through; the perfect end! RCC News — November 2010 04 the pub for taking her walking boots off, she’s always causing trouble! The last day was reserved for the dam release on the Garry where the raft guide scared Polly with the words “it’s really high today, it’s even coming over the top of the dam”. Best paddling effort of the week must go to Sarah Gibbs, with the voice of Doom-Paul never too far away offering words of encouragement. She decided to tackle a tough long rapid and made it so close to the end, before going on a very long swim and picking up many a bruise on the way down. It was so good (the river, not Sarah’s swim!) that we decided to do it again/ The 2nd time was a real blast with little stopping on the way. This was our last chance to see whether Mike, the least experienced paddler, would end the week without a swim, a roll on the last rapid ensured he made it, a fantastic effort. What a fantastic week, no shortage of water and everyone improved their bananagrams skills. Many thanks to Mark for organising the trip, all the great cooks in the evening and as always the river leaders. Hope to see you there again next year! Rare footage - Mark smiling! The Upper Roy must have been good! Award of the week for extreme paddling injury must go to John on the Roy Gorge. After breaking his paddles and dislocating his shoulder on the river he did what any sensible paddler would do and asked the nearest person to pop his shoulder back in so he could continue down the rest of the river with a set of splits! Lesson 4, if you spent all of the previous day driving to buy new paddles for someone else, at least buy some for yourself for the next day! Lesson 5 – don’t buy Robson paddles, they break. The rest of us took on the Lower Orchy in high levels, a great run that involved some extreme inspecting, followed by a confused “was it right, centre, right or centre, right, centre?!”. The highlight of the day was Lucy being told off in We finished with cream teas at Liza’s house. REGENT’S BABY ALERT NO. 1!! A hearty congratulations to Ed & Barbara, whose gorgeous baby Rebeca was born on 25th June 2010, weighing a healthy 8lbs. RCC News — November 2010 05 MIDDLE FORK OF THE SALMON RIVER Ralph Wilson takes a personal journey through a long, deep, whitewater canyon in the heart of Idaho The Middle Fork of the Salmon “traverses north-east through the remote and rugged mountains of Central Idaho”, and was one of eight US rivers designated “wild and scenic” in 1968. Happily it’s still that way today. Set within the Salmon Challis Forest, in apparently the largest US designated wilderness area outside of Alaska, the only roads are the one to the start, and – a hundred miles later – the one from the finish. Once you launch, that’s it for civilization for the next week or so, apart from a couple of landing strips for the odd private ranch, and a few hiking trails over the 2000-metre peaks. It’s the third deepest canyon in North America, with crystal clear water, and is famed for its technical rapids – 140* of them per the American Whitewater Association. The area is also home to quite a lot of America’s 650,000 black bears. Plus a few cougars. And wolverine. And in the lower reaches, rattlesnakes. Having lived in London for the last twenty years, my bear management skills are rusty, to say the least. “Don’t try to out-run a bear, and don’t think you can escape up a tree” – so basically you’ve got to hope it’s feeling friendly and not too hungry. The Middle Fork comprises pine forest, and the more technical whitewater, with average gradient of 28 feet per mile (fpm), than most of the other Salmon sections. The Main Salmon is 12fpm, “rapids less technical than the Middle Fork, more frequent than the lower”. The Lower Salmon would be warmer, with more rattlesnakes, and more desertlike landscape. The Middle Fork runs down to the Main Salmon which then runs into the Lower. The start of the Middle was running at about 800 cfs; the Lower at 4400. That’s about 20 and 120 cumecs respectively. After searching for a trip to join, local rafting operator (Bill at “Aggipah”) kindly invited me to join their ‘friends and family’ end-of-season float on the Lower, but said the Middle was too low for their rafts to launch at the usual put-in and would need a flight to alternative put-in Indian Creek which understandably they weren’t interested in. If I wanted to do the Middle it would be solo (excuse the pun). I was excited to have found a trip and about doing the Lower, but the Middle was gnawing at me. Whit Deschner (‘Travels with a Kayak’) lives near the Oregon-Idaho border, close to Hells Canyon on the Snake River. His friendly advice re the Middle Fork was: “you’re sort of off the map on that one, it will be cold and the water low”. As a UK boater I figured those were near-perfect conditions, and certainly more what we’re used to. The ranger confirmed it was getting down to near-freezing at night. Hmm. I was leaning towards the organized trip, raft carrying the gear, food cooked for me, sand warm enough to wiggle one’s toes in, until friend Gus waxed lyrical about the pleasures and satisfaction of going independent, and that he could lend me a superlight stove. Oh well, in that case… I’d heard of people applying twenty years running without success through the permit lottery system, apparently it’s over-subscribed thirtyfold. However, my luck was in as I called up a week beforehand and amazingly, ten minutes and twenty-odd dollars later, I had an eight-day ticket to ride. The forest rangers strictly stipulate a minimum kit list to include: a porta-potty with “sufficient carrying capacity”; a firepan (minimum 144 sq inches, with 3 inch sides); an ash container (preferable metal, otherwise heavyduty plastic); a mesh strainer fine enough to filter coffee grounds (e.g. a cheesecloth); a bucket and shovel for fire fighting (I misread this, confusingly, as being for fire lighting). RCC News — November 2010 06 Since I would have all this lot, I was sorely tempted not to bother with gas and stove: why carry both when you’ve got to have the firepan anyway!? Fortunately I was talked out of this. Gas is instant and light in weight and a stove can be very compact. Attempting to get a wood fire going each evening, and carrying the remnants out, would have been a complete pain in the ash (excuse another dreadful pun), unless in emergency. Day 1 – Arrival and launch Tuesday 14th September: flew London to Portland (thanks to a work engagement which I needed to be back in Oregon for a week later). Wednesday: early flight to Boise, Idaho, retrieved paddles and splits from baggage reclaim, picked up minivan from Thrifty, collected rental kayak from Idaho River Sports, gas canisters from Idaho Mountain Touring, and set off for my John-Wayne-in-a-canoe adventure. You’re required to check in 30 miles downstream from the start, where the ranger inspects your kit, validates your permit, reads you your last rights, and allocates your campsites for the journey, hopefully the ones with hot thermal springs nearby to soak in. Reaching Boundary Creek at four o’clock, the first sight was a group of weathered tents, horses and people; so much for getting away from the crowds; and this lot looked way too outback for my liking. After driving for hours having seen virtually no-one, I immediately realized I felt more alone in a strange place with other really quite strange-looking people around, than if I were totally by myself. Continuing a mile down to the river, there was a raft setting up, and I started to feel more at home. And the river: beautiful in setting, framed with trees as if in the Scottish Borders, and an inviting grade 2-3, something between small and medium volume – definitely paddleable but not big – wow, perfect! Surely the sun still had at least a couple of hours left. It was an easy decision to start loading the boat straight away and launch into the unknown that evening. Containing my excitement as much as I could, about what I suspected was slightly crazy, I madly stuffed kit into drybags and made ready. An hour and a half of toil later, I could barely drag my now more than fully-laden boat down to the river’s edge. Cramming the last, worryingly large bag between my legs, and with other kit digging into my bum, I took a deep breath and pushed off. From the first stroke it was obvious this was going to be very different from jumping onto the Dart Loop carrying only a throw rope and a chocolate bar. Those first rapids were small, and technically very straightforward, but it was all I could do to point the boat where I wanted to, and to find just enough power to cut across the flow. There was a pitying look on the faces of the couple of fishermen I passed those first long minutes. Camping Seemingly teeming with unmissable hot springs, Whit’s last advice was “make sure you camp at a hot spring every night”. Well, my camp that first night was a scrap of uneven ground about 6 foot by 3, in the middle of a pine forest, and I fell asleep to the growls of an unknown, unseen, but definitely large-sounding, and not-too-distant, hungry beast. Still, the river so far had been beautiful, and I was still dry. I slept very well. Day 2 – Technical rapids and a couple of mishaps The first 30 miles contain the steepest average gradient of the trip, about 40fpm, compared with 23fpm thereafter. How difficult would it be, how long would it take, how fast would I travel? Would I get completely trashed and lose all my kit down the river at the first grade 3+ rapid? To give myself plenty of time, so I wouldn’t have to rush, when I awoke at about 5:00am I decided I should get up and get ahead. What a wonderful starry sky met my outward and upward gaze. Not a hint of dawn. Three hours later (yes, really!) and I was finally ready to get on the water. Don’t ask me why it took so long that first RCC News — November 2010 07 only 3 miles from the airstrip a mile above Indian Creek. I had begun to waver a little in my mind, those last few miles. The camping had been an effort, the whitewater at times challenging, and I had a long, long way to go. Was it really a sensible plan, or was I being stupid. Possibly I could fly out from the fly-in point, knowing I’d at least tried a bit before wising up. Then again, I’d never be able to say I’d done the whole thing. morning, I guess I was getting familiar with everything. And trying to pack the boat a bit better. Clearly I was going to have to set my alarm each morning to maximize day length on the water, so I could complete the trip in time for my work meeting. Still, no bag between my legs this time, and quite soon I was feeling a little more confident as smaller rapids came and went. Then my first grade 3, an inspection, but another success. And before long, a grade 4, an inspection, and my first portage. Wow, that boat’s heavy, it could be a very long trip if I have to portage lots. Still, better safe than sorry. High levels of concentration paid off, though, and several hours and lots of mid-grade whitewater later – and I approached a semi-blind corner. Could only have done 15 miles, must be another friendly grade 3, the next grade 4 isn’t until after 20 miles. Hmm, either the grade 3s just got a lot harder, or progress had been better than I realized, that was a hard double-drop and I was very glad to have survived it. Then suddenly round the next corner, in the middle of nowhere, sunbathing on a ledge there’s a very fit looking woman. Am I going a bit loco already? Now she’s talking to me, saying it must be scary on the rapids, and yes, I really am Now though, buoyed on by this attractive apparition delivering good news, I found renewed energy to try to reach the ranger’s check-in post before they shut for the afternoon, so I wouldn’t have to camp at their potentially busy site. Sure enough an hour later there was the airstrip and a raftlaunching ramp. But aha, that can’t be the ranger’s check-in point, that’s at Indian Creek – I even stopped to check my map. So I paddled on by. And I kept going. And some more. Hmm, should’ve reached the permit registration hut by now. Funny, that big creek coming in on the left really looked like it must be you-know-what. Maybe just around the next corner. After another hour of non-stop paddling, the sun was starting to sink, and the canyon walls narrowed in distinctly; intimidatingly. And my heart trembled a bit as I realized not only had I definitely missed the rangers, I’d also just passed the point of no return. From here, whatever happened, it was another 70 miles of the unknown. I was committed now. I looked down to my watch to see how much daylight I had left, only to find the display had vanished – it must somehow have become waterlogged in the rapids. And it added to the sense that I really was all alone.....(to be continued....) RCC News — November 2010 08 duty rota SEA KAYAKING IN CORNWALL Emma Stacey Monday 29 November 2010 Ian Tokelove swaps fresh water for salt..... Liza Sumpter Thursday 02 December 2010 Dan Tattersall Monday 06 December 2010 CLUB CLOSED Thursday 09 December 2010 Claire Taylor Monday 13 December 2010 Steffi Thorhauer Thursday 16 December 2010 Back in mid-September I lay down my white water paddle, hired a sea kayak from London Brookbank, and headed west to kayak around the Cornish coast, at the invitation of Regents members Lucy G, John H and their friend Jackie. I spent seven days with them, camping in the wild and exploring the coast. I absolutely loved it. Here, in no particular order, are some of the things I learnt and experienced. Ian Tokelove Monday 20 December 2010 CLUB CLOSED Thursday 23 December 2010 CLUB CLOSED Monday 27 December 2010 CLUB CLOSED Thursday 30 December 2010 CLUB CLOSED Monday 03 January 2011 Heather Topel Thursday 06 January 2011 Rachel Tyler Monday 10 January 2011 Allan Tyler Thursday 13 January 2011 Marco Vittur Monday 17 January 2011 Barry Warren Thursday 20 January 2011 Paul Wathan Monday 24 January 2011 Ian White Thursday 27 January 2011 Ralph Wilson Monday 31 January 2011 Dalius Tauraitis Thursday 3 February 2011 Hygiene Take wet wipes instead of toilet roll. They pack down light and it doesn’t matter if they get wet. Those little bottles of hand steriliser are great for cleaning your hands but don’t use them for washing more sensitive areas. It’s a bit like applying petrol, and then a match. After a week of sea paddling the outer layers of your skin will start to leave your hands. Two weeks later the skin will still be peeling. Bathing in the ocean was invigorating and surprisingly bearable, but soaping up whilst balancing on wet, slippery rocks wasn’t always so easy. As soon as you have your kit off you can guarantee that a fishing boat will chug around the corner. First aid Having a vet on the trip turned out to be very useful. When I sliced my thumb open ‘no-nonsense’ Lucy quickly bandaged me up – explaining that this was how she also bandaged cow’s nipples. Having a second vet on the trip was less useful. John, who is also a vet, cut off the tip of one of his own fingers. Lucy again came to the rescue. Fishing Take a crab line and mackeral feathers. We caught mackeral and pollack almost every day – which turned our evening meals into full-on feasts. John in particular seemed adept at hauling in large catches. Take a knife, so you can free yourself when your crab line becomes hooked to the sea bed. I spent fifteen minutes trying to get a line free, and then nearly capsized when the line broke. Wild camping Expect to be constantly damp, even at night. If you camp on a sandy beach, the sand will get into everything, including your food, tent and sleeping bag. RCC News — November 2010 09 Take a spare torch. You will need it to find your main torch when it gets dark. A turbo-lighter and ‘fire starters’ are great for getting a fire going when the world has turned soggy. Take dry bags, lots of them. If it’s not in a dry bag, it will get wet. Nothing will ever be packed where you thought it was. You will have to unpack the entire boat just to find a spoon. A small tarpaulin under your tent’s groundsheet keeps rising damp at bay. A large tarpaulin makes a cosy group shelter when the rain kicks in. Having unpacked your boat, do not assume that everything will fit back in. It won’t. It’s hard to find a genuine wild camping site in Cornwall. Most beaches had some form of public access. We were twice warned that we might get asked to move on, but we had no trouble. Arriving as the sun was setting probably helped us. Watching the sun set, or rise, on your own private beach, with a few friends, is one of the best feelings in the world. Safety at sea Lucy, John and Jackie all carried VHF radios. In an emergency these could be used to summon assistance and allowed us to tune into the latest coastguard reports. Also useful for alerting the rest of the group when the fishing got good - and to track down John when he had paddled out to the horizon in pursuit of bigger fish. If in doubt, turn back. Our plans to paddle around Lands End were thwarted by poor sea conditions. Paddle with people you trust. At times I struggled, but I was always wholly confident, and reassured, that the others were watching out for me. Packing the boat This was a skill I had almost mastered by the end of the week. The heavy stuff gets packed as close to the center as possible. Lighter stuff, like sleeping mats, tarps and food gets shoved up into the bow and the stern of the boat. I spent the entire week with a bunch of spring onions and a lemon wedged firmly into my bow. I needed a mop handle to finally get them out. And finally Big thanks to Lucy, John and Jackie for their generosity and patience in taking an inexperienced sea kayaker on such a cool adventure. REGENT’S BABY ALERT #2 Regents welcomes baby no. 2: Douglas Hatton, born 12.11.10, weighing a perfect 7lbs, 3oz. Well done, Caroline & Steve! IWWK1 2010 So, it was the start of summer and time for a new sport; and as sports go, this one rates pretty highly. I have recently completed an Introduction to White Water course. As well as having a really good time and learning some kayaking skills of course, I’ve learnt a whole new set of lessons as well; I think everyone was feeling a little nervous at the first session- were they simply going to throw us into the canal? ‘It’s capsize training, honestly!’ Turns out they weren’t and more importantly they didn’t. Instead we played a game called ‘my name is Caz’ and discovered everyone was there for very different reasons; from ‘I want to kayak to meet new people’, to ‘I want to combat my fear of drowning’, to ‘I want to be better than my daughter’ right through to the leaders who were there because they loved to help people to learn to kayak. We all thought this was a pretty good answer and we used our leaders’ skills pretty often in the next 6 weeks. After one or two rounds of ‘my name is Caz’ we were introduced to what can only be described as the hardest thing I will ever be asked to do when kayaking - getting into the kayak! I now see why it’s such a dangerous sport. Apart from that nightmare, our first session was a very pleasant paddle around the basin. I have successfully managed to erase the memory of lifting my paddle out of the water to find a rather large bloated dead fish on the end. Lesson 1: Don't look too closely at what’s floating in the canal. We had 2 sessions in the pool where ‘It’s capsize training, honestly’ was much more appropriately situated. We mastered the art of many a manoeuvre up to and including the T rescue. We also found there is always scope to add more ‘art’. We bonded well as a group- there’s nothing like being flipped upside down in a kayak without warning by your ‘rescue’ partner to get to know someone! We all paired RCC News — November 2010 up to practice but we must have had an odd number. We’d done a lot of capsize training by this point, but while doing some edging practice we heard what was to become a familiar noise, ‘Bang Bang Bang’. It wasn’t until it was too late, in T-rescue terms, that we realised John had capsized without a rescue partner on hand. Lesson 2: When someone bangs on the bottom of their kayak, there is a strong possibility they’re drowning; pay attention. Back at the canal following a couple of rounds of ‘my name is Caz’ we were able to put everything non capsize related into practice including backwards paddling, turning and even heading in a vaguely straight line, even in an open boat. The following weekend we headed off to Shepperton for the day. This was to be our first experience of moving water. First up, a game of ‘my name is Caz’! We had a lot of fun paddling around the waterways here and discovered the truth of one of the best tips we’d been given so far - it was clear to see who had been having a sneaky peak into the homes and gardens around as they were those people whose kayaks were wedged nose first into the reeds. Time for some rapid back-paddling! Lesson 3: The kayak really does go in the direction you are looking. After our experience so far, the water at Shepperton seemed to us to be around grade 27. Being asked to kayak over the edge of a weir beyond which you couldn’t see the water and could only judge the next portion of the river by the screams of kayakers gone before, was rather scary. The wait at the top knowing someone had capsized only increased the anticipation. We had had lesson 4 explained to us but it wasn't until this point that we'd truly understood its importance. Lesson 4: do not grab onto tree branches to steady ones-self while in a rapid. 10 Thank you Jaf for the near perfect demonstration! Our last session was our weekend to Symonds Yat. Lesson 5: If you are the self-nominated map reader, read the map! Enough said! This was a chance for us to really experience what a whole weekend of kayaking with the club was really like, what the vibe was, what we'd learn and where the focus lay. This we did and I can safely say we all graduated to high standard in an intense course in... Faffing! Lesson 6: Faff exists, it always has, it always will, embrace it as you have no choice. Eventually… We spent the first day doing a river trip. I was surprised that so many people avoided 3rd degree burns from the scorching sun - now I see why all the leaders were wearing cags. We had great fun as Dan’s Dynamos and Tokey and the Titans. We drifted along, paddling the tiniest waves, picnicking, seal launching off the rock - which I discovered was less fun backwards due to my near drowning, and running our very first rapid! Lesson 7: (This one’s more for you than me) Caz will stay in her kayak upside down for an inordinate length of time waiting for a T rescue - please help her! We spent the second day out on the rapid breaking in and out and ferry gliding - looking at Katie of course, very dangerous to not do so - and laughing at all the open boaters, beers in hands, capsizing right in front of us. We started to notice everyone’s paddling style at this point and their expressions in particular; Agne with the biggest grin, John, entirely unfazed, Susan, whose eyes widened at the sight of the rapid and I think I can safely say everyone’s favourite; Fritha’s huge gasp and dramatic nose holding at the moment of capsizing. Lesson 8: Keep hold of your paddle. You may in fact not capsize and in this situation, you will need it. Just to clarify, Fritha successfully made it to the bottom of the rapid without a paddle and without capsizing! Very cool. Our skills improved immensely, everyone had a really good time and on the sunniest weekend of the year! We were assured by the leaders that all kayak weekends experienced 31 degree sunshine - this paddling through the winter thing wasn’t going to be so hard after all! Think it’s safe to say you’ll be seeing a lot more of most of us around the club. After all we only had one person in A&E! That’s not bad going....right? And by the way, if we hadn't played it enough, my name is Caz! Caz Heraghty x SURF’S UP! Surf trip Westward Ho! North Devon, by Dave Brown The idea of this trip was to make the best of Autumn’s warm and wavy sea conditions with some coaching in how to surf. GB canoe surf team coach Glyn Brackenbury helped Dan arrange for a group of six of us to have a full weekend of coaching towards the BCU 4 star surf award. The others, another fourteen, would combine doing their own thing with shorter sessions of coaching. We were all to be based at Skern Lodge in picturesque Appledore, North Devon, Stormy weather on our first day. RCC News — November 2010 We started early Saturday in one of Skern’s many meeting rooms with a plenary session on safety and who’s who. Then it was a few minutes journey by minibus through winding roads and a rugged links golf course, mown by sheep, to the beach. With hardly any faff at all, though with lots of getting blown around by a piercing offshore wind, we trekked down to the water’s edge to see what we could do. The wind was not ideal. As well as generating plenty of advice from our coaches to not go too far out, it created amazing fireman’s hose effects straight into your face when on a wave, automatic car-wash conditions elsewhere. But in spite of this we all had a lot of fun straight away. The spilling surf at Westward Ho! is perfect for canoes as it stays steep from a long way out rather than breaking all in one go. Glyn quickly assessed the four star group, my group, and revised our aspirations to three star (more emphasis on surf skills, less on leadership). Over the course of the weekend, he led us through a range of moves: slaloming down the face of a wave, traversing ahead of the break, bottom turns, top turns... He encouraged us to make specific plans for what to do at the start middle and end of each ride. I personally have surfed many times with no plan except to try and grab the biggest wave and see what happens, so to me all this was fascinating. 11 We finished the day red-eyed and exhausted. The food at Skern was good and the pub nearby so the centre met our needs well. Skern is equipped with every bit of sporting equipment you can imagine and I’m sure we could have arranged some other fun if we had had the energy. also suggestions for leading our own groups in future and ideas for other places to go. Skern could do accommodationonly deals if we were interested. I think we all look forward to going surfing again. Day two, no wind; just gentle glassy waves and long rides. The now three star group surfed with distinctly more purpose than on Saturday. Some of the surf canoes we tried made life a lot easier than our river boats, whilst others made it harder, with the result that everyone bailed out at some point. Your surfing correspondent, Dave Browne. Our leader, Dan. Christine rips it up! Besides giving us a chance to complete the “self-rescue” part of the 3 star syllabus, these swims to shore gave us more time to admire the excellent surfing in the other groups. I gather that the coaching there was less structured: group members had to paddle up to the coach and ask for suggestions. However everyone seemed to have a great time. We wound up with a de-brief back in the Sunday afternoon sun at Skern Lodge. Glyn provided commentary on a series of photos he had taken of us when we came close to shore, Amy, what a dude! RCC News — November 2010 SCOTLAND #2 Michael Cross gives us a first timer’s perspective on the Scotland trip. By luck and late cancellations I had scraped my way onto the Scotland trip as the group’s least experienced paddler (bar the guinea pig). My first big trip panned out like this: Sunday: On Sunday morning we leaned over a bridge and decided that the Roy was too low, then drove to the Spean Gorge. Here the Spean snakes its way down a fantasy gorge with wild rock formations and delicious winding rapids. It was a day of many swims, and many of us breathed a deep sigh of relief as we watched a much venerated senior paddler kick off the sub-aquatic action early on. I won’t name any names, but on behalf of everyone, thanks Ian. Perhaps the best/worst bit of bat free river running was done by Claire. Marc rushed to her aid Bay-Watch style, hauled her from a swirling vortex of doom (that’s the technical term) and then fished her boat out using many ropes and much grunting. Marc obviously found it all very enjoyable; Claire less so. Monday On Monday morning we leaned over a bridge and decided that the Roy was too low, and then proceeded to the Findhorn Gorge, which begins with Randalph’s leap, a nasty looking grade 5 that most of us carried our boats past. Christine and Mark Rowe however were made of sterner and more skilful stuff, so they got in at the top. They both got out at the bottom, but regrettably Christine did so shortly after her boat. From then on we continued down the gorge in the customary way until the first bit of Grade 4, “Triple Steps”. As we approached we met Polly on the bank preparing to portage. “What does it look like?” Claire asked her. “Meaty stoppers, 12 huge rocks and SHIT EVERYWHERE” came the reply, delivered with admirable contempt for nature’s delights. Nevertheless several Regents made it through in fine style before Mark Lamb gave us the day’s main comedic turn. After a manful fight in his tiny boat he was forced to succumb to the power of a stopper, his boat floated out soon after him and sat itself over a rock mid-flow slightly down stream. Mark then made his disapproval of his kayak known by beating and prodding it with a stick for fifteen minutes. Imagine the first pre-human hominid to experiment with tools and you’ll get a good mental picture. Various onlookers threw throw-bags to little effect whilst Gareth and I stood by helpfully giggling and making sarcastic comments. Eventually the boat was forgiven, the stranded were rescued and we paddled on. Further entertainment waited just round the corner in the form of “Corkscrew,” where we all lined up to demonstrate that if a whole bunch of paddlers take exactly the same line the same thing happens to all of them. One by one Regents’ finest were indeed corkscrewed, and forced to roll, swim or abandon broken paddles. Only an idiot would watch a long line of far better paddlers fail at something then try it himself, so I got in my boat. I was second to last in the queue, so learning from what I’d just witnessed I wisely messed up the approach, missed my intended line by a clear metre and careered into a couple of stoppers instead. After a few freestyle moves (which I experienced more as a passenger than a driver) I somehow made it out the right way up. There wasn’t much to say for it though, it was rather like someone who had taken Viagra- I may have achieved the intended, but I couldn’t take much pride in it. That just left Ian Tokelove, - now that almost nobody was watching he felt free to make it look easy without embarrassing the rest of us, which is exactly what he did. Tuesday On Tuesday morning we leaned over a bridge and decided that the Roy was too low, then drove to the Etive which was very full indeed. I thought it looked like the most fun a human can reasonably expect to have but according to those who know better I was wrong. There was a whole lot of talk about how “Dicky nearly drowned here last time it looked like this” and we all sloped off to look for something else. It was probably for the best. Not to be thwarted, a hardy gang of four of us spotted a little tributary of the Etive that looked paddle-able (in the loosest sense) so we shouldered our kayaks and yomped up the hillside in pursuit of its source. Some time later we gave up going round “one more corner” and began to bump, scrape and slide our way back down. This passed in a spirit of good fun and without incident until we reached a little canyon that was exactly 195cm wide with a short drop with at the end of it. I know it’s exact width because I took the trouble to measure it on the way down using my paddle, which is 197cm long - and which just didn’t quite fit. Having left this cumbersome object wedged horizontally across the gorge, I had little choice but to run the little waterfall (which now seemed quite a bit larger) Karate style. Obviously sick with worry at my plight Claire leapt into action and heroically photographed my unorthodox descent for posterity. I wouldn’t have it any other way. Wednesday On Wednesday morning we leaned over a bridge and decided that the Roy was – what? High enough! So off we all went and bounced down the lower Roy through big wave trains in high spirits and with little mishap. The afternoon saw the experienced (e.g. Liza, Jon et al), the brave (Marc, Gareth et al) and the foolhardy (er, that would be Me) sign up for the Upper Roy which was fantastically full and tanking along at ninety miles an hour. Like a playground wimp I was suffering a little trepidation, so I lobbied hard for a place amongst the most confidence inspiring paddlers and wound up the weakest link in what would have been the dream team if it had not been for my presence. For most people the river was the highlight of the trip, a hilarious rollercoaster that left them grinning from ear to ear. For me it was two kilometres of crisis management. About half way down I had a little incident with a missed RCC News — November 2010 eddy, a few rolls, a couple of stoppers and a rapid that was too easy to be worth doing upright or pointing forwards. After an extended struggle I won the fight to get upright and sat pathetically panting in an eddy like a half drowned puppy. Mark explained that we were changing our strategy to ‘line of sight’ and that basically meant ‘every man for himself’. I nodded, tried to look stoic and secretly hoped for a few words of comfort. As he pulled back into the flow, Mark obliged with ‘don’t worry, Mike, this river never gets narrower than 2 metres’! Just before the get off Gareth and Liza put on the day’s best spectator sport, firing themselves out of the water and into the air like submarine launched missiles as they rebounded out of the depths of “wish you were here”. Gareth clearly won the high jump, whilst Liza took the prize for distance and style. General hilarity and back slapping ensued all round. Thursday Thursday was a day of two teams as the A team went off to dislocate their shoulders and break their paddles on the Roy Gorge whilst the rest of us headed down the swollen lower Orchy, which we romped on down pausing only to agonise over a rapid, make a comedy river crossing and destroy a small tree that had the audacity to obstruct our throw-bag. Friday Friday was our last day, and most of us paddled the Gary. Once again I found myself following Mark Rowe with Sarah, Marc and Gareth behind me. Finding a line through a rapid is all very well, but there is a point when going round stuff just becomes cheating. With this in mind, we showed our true Banzai spirit by paddling straight into a pair of stoppers one after the other. Mark and I smashed though them like cowards whilst I think Gareth may have sneaked round, but Sarah made the most of it, seizing the opportunity to demonstrate just how easy rolling can be by jettisoning her paddle, lying on her back deck and completing four revolutions in as many seconds without so much as a wave of the hand. The rest of the river was a hoot, barring my near 13 miss with an evil strainer (lesson learned) and Sarah’s four “near death experiences.” A second run rounded the day off and I had survived my first trip to Scotland, and thoroughly enjoyed it too. NEW BOATS! Our Equipment Guru, Claire Taylor talks us through some recent club purchases. Perception Sonic. A second sonic for the club. Very popular with medium sized paddlers. September saw the club’s Special General Meeting take place. One item on the agenda was the purchase of new boats. The committee proposed that the club spend up to £6,000 on a range of boats. After much discussion it was agreed to purchase some new boats for the pool, some river runners, an open boat and at least one play boat. All boats have been ordered and will soon be available for use in the pool, on the canal and for hire for trips. Here is what we bought: Diesel 65 Another second for the club. This is a medium volume boat for medium sized paddlers. Liquid Logic Hoss. This is the larger version of the Lil’Joe. Liquid Logic Trigger. A third one has been purchased as requested by a number of the club’s smaller paddlers. Pyranha Zone 1. (Medium). We already have a large and a small, so the medium completes the fleet. RCC News — November 2010 14 replaced the Project 45 with the Project x 48. Not sure what colour ours will be! Mad River Explorer 14 This boat is shorter than the club’s current open boats. It is great on flat and white water for single or tandem paddling. Pool Boats. Pyranha Inazone 232 We have purchased 3 more inazone 232. They have easily movable footrests. Some of the older boats will be replaced by boats currently at the canal. SEXY UNDIES! WINTER PADDLING – Time to talk thermals. Jackson Star Slightly smaller than our current Jackson All Star. For the small/medium paddler. Ours is in yellow. RCC members who discovered the joys of canoeing and kayaking in the balmy summer months are no doubt thinking that some warmer layers might now be in order. To be more comfortable out on the river, focus on keeping your core / torso and extremities warm. CORE / TORSO Cotton is not a good option, especially if the weather is cold and you are likely to get wet. Manmade polypropylene fibres or wool (in particular merino wool which is fine and soft, although expensive) are much better at keeping you warm, even when wet as they wick water away from the body and provide good insulation. Wavesport Project x. A new boat only available in January. Wavesport have There is a huge range of thermal wear available to be worn as a base layer next to the skin, including underwear, tops, leggings, hats and socks. There are many makes and manufacturers – some paddling specific and some for general sports wear. Most people will have their own personal favourite brands and types, so ask other members for suggestions. A few manufacturers to consider: Palm, Nookie, Immersion Research, Craft, Yak, Peak UK, Reed Chillcheater, Helly Hansen, Pro Zero, Ice Breaker, Katmandu. Other outdoor shops (Blacks, Millets etc) and even high street shops often sell their own brands of thermal wear. My personal favourites: Warmest: Immersion Research Thick Skin, or Reed Transpire Fleece from Chillcheater. Most Comfortable and good for layering: merino wool from Ice Breaker or Katmandu (who often have reduced prices) EXTREMITIES It makes a huge difference to your enjoyment of a cold day on the river to have a warm head, hands and feet. For the head, either a thermal or fleece hat, balaclava, or, more specific to paddling, a skull cap of thin neoprene of Reed Acquatherm. For the hands, open palm neoprene mitts protect the back of the hand from cold water, but still allow you to ‘feel’ the paddle. Full neoprene gloves are also available, as are pogies which are nylon or neoprene ‘pockets’ which Velcro around your paddle and into which you slip your hands. It is generally a matter of personal preference, but in my opinion pogies win every time on keeping hands warm, once you get used to the idea of slipping your hands in and out of them to hold or release the paddle. Ask other club members and try out the options to see what suits you best. I have not found the perfect product for keeping feet warm, but wool or fleece socks help as does making sure your footwear is not too tight. Footwear with a reasonable sole insulates your foot from the ground whilst waiting for the shuttle! Many of the manufacturers listed above also make skull caps, mitts, gloves, socks and pogies. My personal favourites: Head: Reed Chillcheater Aquatherm skull cap (thin, warm and no strap to rub the neck) RCC News — November 2010 15 A JOURNEY ACROSS RANNOCH MOOR by Lucy Gill “Fancy an open boating trip across Rannoch Moor in October, wild camping along the way...” asked Mark on a sunny warm alpine day? I’m always up for an adventure, especially in the middle of nowhere.. so readily agreed to what promised to be a great few days! Feet: Reed Transpire Fleece socks (warm and have seam on outside to prevent rubbing) Hands: Peak UK pogies if very cold; Palm nylon pogies for cold; Yak open palm mitts if cool and easier to use hands for signals etc. Most of these items can be bought on line by googling the manufacturer (many links are on the RCC website) or from outdoor or paddling shops, where you can often obtain a discount for being a British Canoe Union member or Regents Canoe Club member. Try Whitewater the Canoe Centre (Shepperton), Brookbank (various locations around the county), and many others. With Christmas just around the corner, perhaps Santa will be bringing you something to keep you warm on the river in 2011? Christine Dove Our journey plan was to spend five days crossing Rannoch Moor, one of the largest areas of wilderness in the UK, down to the River Tay near Perth, taking in multiple lochs and the adjoining sections of river. On a cold misty damp morning, with two open boats packed full of camping gear and enough food for an army, Claire, Mark, Liza and myself set off across Loch Ba, feeling like intrepid adventurers. It’s a great feeling to have everything with you for days ahead, knowing that you'll be outside for all that time. After a bit of tuition from Mark, we soon seemed to settle into a relaxed rhythm of paddling. With lots of rainbows appearing and disappearing as the showers moved over us, we navigated our way across the loch to find the first stretch of river. With a day under our belt, and the light beginning to fade, we found our first beautiful loch side spot to set up camp. With the temperatures seeming to drop rapidly at the end of the day, we went into our striking camp frenzy to avoid getting too cold! With a stove on ready for soup, tents went up, paddling kit came off, warm toasty thermals went on, and RCC News — November 2010 of course, the trusty tarpaulin that made our kitchen went up. It was an amazing time of year to wild camp because it is deer rutting season. Its an eerie sound to hear the continual roaring of the red stags coming across the bleak, barren, dark moor. With ice on the tents, and snow on the Highlands in the distance, it was a chilly start for our second morning. As the sun came up and warmed us, the morning became a beautiful start to a serene paddle across Loch Laidon. After a welcome elevenses stop of proper coffee and flapjack, we chopped some firewood on the beach for another evening campfire. 16 We may have been out in the wilderness, but with all our food supplies, stoves and a fire box, we still managed to eat like kings and queens! Breakfast was trusty bowls of porridge (looking very appetising with iodinated water turning them temporarily black) - laced with chocolate and dried fruit; it definitely did the job. For lunches, we had a cheese box that got 10/10 for variety, chutney, heaps of oat cakes, and a generous quota of chocolate. Suppers were great. We enjoyed bean casserole, vegetable curry, veggie stir fry, with cakes and custard and baked apples for pudding; great paddling fuel! didn't complete our route due to the lack of water, but none the less we had a brilliant time, and maybe one day we will go back. The still mornings on the lochs with the sun, the frost, the snowy mountains and the reflections of the autumn colours are images I will savour. We had great fun and lots of laughs along the way, and hopefully 'Rannoch Moor - the expedition film', soon to be released, will capture this. As we left the loch, we had another tricky river paddle. We were attempting our route after little rain, and water levels in the adjoining river sections were low. Some bits we could paddle managing to avoid the rocks as best we could and were fun. On other sections, it was a case of getting out and walking the boats down the river. For some variation, we lined the boats down on throw lines on some bits. There were tough bits when we had to portage the boats and all the kit (all those tins, potatoes, litres of wine.....!) across boggy, hilly bits of moor, where the only plus was that it left you toasty warm afterwards! The best portage was before Loch Rannoch when we could use the trolleys along a level bit of track, a real pleasure! A highlight for us all was finishing the trip with a sail down Loch Rannoch. With a force 6 wind blowing, we certainly had some strong wind for sailing. Our expert open boaters thoroughly enjoyed turning our two open boats in a beautiful sailing vessel. She was lashed together with poles and tree branches, with a mast (tarpaulin poles), and a really big sail (the tarpaulin). We needed a few practice runs before the vessel was sea worthy, and the lashing would hold, but with corrections made we soon mastered the technique, and were sailing down Loch Rannoch with massive grins and Mark pretending to be a pirate! The open boat was the perfect way to do such a journey. We 1&2* Awards Congratulations to the following Regent’s members who recently received their 1* and 2* awards: 1* - Elena Sophocles, Becky Keary, Lucy Sames, James Mogie, Tom McDonald, Lesley Shingleton, Andrejs Runcis 2* - Lucy Sames, James Mogie, Tom McDonald, Lesley Shingleton, Jon Winder, Neil Hoxby, Marie Czajkowski, Bobby Chen Many thanks to all the new Regents coaches who trained and assessed them. RCC News — November 2010 17 WANT TO PADDLE LIKE CHRISTINE?! Christine Dove gives us her top tips. Most people are no doubt aware of at least some of the points below, but it never hurts to have a recap ..…. I think they are the 5 key factors in successful white water paddling 1. ACTIVE PADDLE Keeping a firm but relaxed grasp on your paddle and using it to make a connection between the paddle blade (and therefore your body and boat) and the water is essential if you are to control the direction you are going, to keep balanced, and to prevent any wobble turning into a capsize. When your paddle is not connected with the water at all, you are just going to be pushed around at the mercy of the water. If you want to move in a particular direction or pull though a water feature, you need to make it happen by using an active paddle, fully immersing the blade and making each stroke really effective! 2. ENGAGE WITH YOUR BOAT Following on from and connected with the Active Paddle, if you are well fitted and snug in your boat, then power generated from actions taken with your paddle is more easily transferred through your body to the boat, giving momentum in a certain direction and stability. Consider all the points of contact between your body and boat and use extra padding or adjust fittings to ensure they are snug and contact is maintained. You can paddle whilst loose in your boat but it can be harder work and makes translating the paddle power to the boat less effective. 3. USE TRIM & EDGE It is drummed into most paddlers early in their white water career to ‘keep the upstream edge up’. Raising the edge of the boat in relation to the flow of water (by increasing the pressure of the knee / thigh on the thigh brace on one side to ‘lift’ that side) is certainly necessary if you don’t want to be at the mercy of the flow piling onto the kayak and trying to tip you in! Trim is not always focussed on so much, but as you proceed into stronger currents, more challenging rapids and drops, being aware of and adjusting the trim of the boat becomes more relevant. Trim is the balance of weight in the boat, front to back, which effects how the boat ‘sits’ in the water due to relative pressure exerted along the length of the boat. How we sit and move our weight around in the boat changes the trim which then adjusts the amount of pressure exerted on the water. Small adjustments can make significant differences particularly to the behaviour of the front and back of the boat relative to the moving water Sitting back can lead to the stern of the boat either being forced under the water or at least being pushed around by the current. Keeping your weight forward (by pushing your bum into the back of the seat enabling a very slight forward lean, whilst maintaining good posture) is usually enough to see you through much turbulent water as it means the front of the kayak is kept in better contact with the water, with less skidding of the front of the boat. The upright, but slightly forward posture has the added advantage of enabling you to reach much further with your paddle to generate more effective strokes and therefore maintain greater control (see 1 above). 4. LOOK FOR FUTURE WATER This is actually not only about looking where you are going, but really turning your shoulders / torso to lead the boat in the direction you want to travel. If you are snugly fitted in your boat (see 2.) then just turning your shoulders to face downstream for example, will immediately engage the knee on the outside of the turn, which will lead to the boat being set ‘on edge’ resulting in a smooth change of direction into the turn downstream. Effective paddle strokes may be needed to generate momentum to drive over the eddy line, (see 5. below), but the direction of travel will have been achieved to a great extent by leading with the torso. 5. BE ABLE TO SEPARATE YOUR BODY ACTIONS ABOVE & BELOW DECK This may sound like a contradiction to 4. above, where turning shoulders, helps to engage the knee under the cockpit, but there are plenty of occasions where the ability to make confident and effective paddle strokes above deck whilst not disturbing the edge and / or trim of the boat (held by the pressure of the knee against the brace for edge, or the sitting position for trim for example), is essential to being able to move about in the current, working with the water features but still being able to generate momentum from making appropriate stokes with the paddle. Flexibility and core stability help here, so even on dry land you can practice gentle twists and upper body movement whilst sitting balanced on one buttock! You will probably have realised that all these points are interconnected and interrelated. You can get down rivers using some or more of these key skills, but hopefully you will find that bringing them all together at the right time and place, will revolutionise your paddling leading to smooth, effective descents of white water rivers. Have fun! Christine RCC News — November 2010 IWWK2 2010 Lesley Shingleton ‘enjoys’ the Introduction to White Water Kayaking Course summer 2010 18 The rest of us slightly more sane people just gave up and bailed and prayed to God that one of the fantastic coaches would rescue our kayak, paddle, packed lunch, makeup bag, and then of course us! If anyone had told the IWWK summer class at the start that they would be swept down rapids at Symonds Yak upside down and banging on the bottom of their kayak for a Tee rescue, they would have laughed their heads off and told Ian, the course leader. that he was insane. The question is, would any normal person voluntarily sign up to do that? Well 15 of us did in June this year, and all lived to tell their tales of cuts and bruises and oh yeah the absolutely fantastic, exhilarating, challenging and life affirming time that they all had, plus meeting some truly great people and having one hell of a laugh in the process. Just for the record Pete has the largest lungs of any living creature I know and spends his spare time weighing himself down to the bottom of pools, seemingly not bothered if he is rescued: But that was the end of the tale and I’m missing out the long story preceding it of self discovery and mastery over some shrunken canoe called a kayak on Regents canal! My first lesson taught me this, that what you think is a canoe, isn’t - it’s a kayak, it’s not an oar it’s a paddle and that we don’t row up the canal we paddle up the canal, and in a straight line if possible trying not to tip over any other kayaker and avoid anything larger than you. Well this course is nothing if it doesn’t throw you in at the deep end which is exactly what the pool sessions proved to be......turn yourself over, pull the cag and get out of the kayak without drowning says Christine (another coach). This sounds easy until the next instruction - turn yourself over, don’t get out, tap on the bottom of the boat and then stroke it and wait for some kind passer-by kayaker to whizz over and rescue you. If that wasn’t enough you then have to find the rescuing kayak with your hands and haul yourself up and around remembering that your head comes out last....last, all you can think about is getting your head out of the water to breath and exhale the two tons of water from up your nose.....Top tip here: invest in nose clip for pool sessions, and goggles and an oxygen tank, oh and don’t forget your towel which I seemed to do constantly! The sessions were very useful though, as the group were soon to discover, with our first outing to a real river with real white water and something or someone called Eddie, (soon to be a great friend and a respite to weary arms) and then the weirs.....at Shepperton. Now a great lesson for this trip is to listen to the coach, and when he says don’t hold onto the bridge above the weir, just go straight down using a stern rudder, that is exactly what you do! Please don’t do as I did; cling onto to the top of the bridge weeping at the prospect of what was below, wondering what the hell you’re doing on a Saturday morning, slightly hung over, hurling yourself over what appears to be a sheer drop in a kayak, with a very irate coach (Paul) at the bottom shouting at the top of his voice ‘Let go and get down here now!!!’ Wise words..... if I had listened I probably would not have found myself falling down sideways landing face down in a pool of water and rocks and having to hand roll myself back up.... although saying that I can boast at being the only group member to have mastered the hand roll in an inch of water and I was still laughing and so was Paul!! So up to you.... Well the group was now definitely starting to.. well let’s say.. stay afloat in a kayak, and learn a whole new vocabulary of essential paddling strokes, with words such as bow rudder, stern rudder, edging, sweep strokes,..................when just as all seemed settled we were told that we now needed to apply these strokes in a vessel 2 times the size and with another person....a canoe. This seemed like a whole new ball game and not quite what we have all signed up for, but it was excellent fun and an opportunity to be a bigger fish on the canal and charge up and down like Vikings in a long boat. RCC News — November 2010 I’m wondering if Tom in the photo below wasn’t having thoughts about pursuing a career in canoeing - note the nose clip looks like he is resigned to the fact he’s going under with no hope up against a double canoe! 19 scene for our first capsize and bail and at the next set of mini rapids a swim. Unfortunately, the coach had omitted to show us the defensive swimming position but not to worry as lunch break was an ideal opportunity for some on shore defensive swimming practice....can’t you tell?! Nothing like strengthening those abdominals and shedding a few calories from all those cheese sandwiches and chocolate bars........ Then we arrived at the main rapid at Symonds Yat. Well the final lesson at the canal came, and preparations were made for the Grand Finale of this introductory journey, our plan to whip the rapids at Symonds Yat...... We all would have arrived earlier, that is of course if the drivers had had clear driving instructions and not turned too early and driven up the smallest and steepest road in Monmouth. I can quite honestly say that I have never seen a 20 point turn done on an eye of a needle in a 4X4 with such a look of fear on the driver’s face, ( mainly I’m sure because Paul would have killed Christine if his pride and joy had got scratched!).....but that was just the start of the weekend!!! After a good night’s rest, packed lunches made, kayaks off, wet gear on we were ready for our biggest challenge yet down the river Wye and into the white water. We were cheered on by the onlooking public, we were brave and gallant and ready for anything....well almost! A few ferry glides across the first mini rapids and a trial at some real Eddies set the We were off again in search of more white water, only to be distracted by some killer death mound, which was screaming out to be leapt off, in a kayak of course......Some claimed it was 7 meters high, others claimed that it was possible to do a 360 degree spin off, but most just gritted teeth with sheer joy and hoped to be rescued! Now the journey down to the main rapids is about 8K so to keep ourselves amused and of course focused, coach Mark gave us some top tips on how to paddle using our core muscles rather than just relying on our small biceps. He told us to imagine holding a beach ball between our stomachs and the paddle but the group were just hoping that no passerbys were witnessing this rather amusing scene in the middle of the river - after the lunch time action we were really starting look like a keep fit group!! Pupils anxious as to whether they could remember each stroke to get into an eddie and read the water flow, coaches anxious if the pupils would make it or if this was going to be the first carnage group, had their coaching worked and were the pupils ready....Yes we were and what enormous fun, heart racing and shear satisfaction it was to all, to run the RCC News — November 2010 rapid and then to try and run it in a controlled fashion..... some more than others.....which eddie did you say to wait in......................!!!!! Second day even more fun, racing down the rapids, what did a few minor knocks and cuts matter - we were actually doing what we set out to do all those weeks ago and it was fab..... Then for some cooling down with some really wild defensive swimming in action. Inevitably the weekend came to an end and so did our introduction to white water kayaking course. With great sadness we all packed and left for London, but with a smile on our faces and memories which will last a life-time. So were we insane? Most definitely, but I reckon we are all up for doing it all over again very soon. The summer group 2010 would like to thank all our fabulous course coaches for giving up their time and supporting us throughout the sessions, and in particular to Ian Tokelove for organising it. 20