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This summer`s - Student Life
ONLINE INSIDE LITTLE BUNNY FOOFOO SUMMER GIRLS... ERR TUNES Everything you wanted to know about the bunny...and more. Catch up on the best songs of the summer because “[we] think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer, for the summer.” PAGE 12 LIVE FROM DENVER, IT’S THE DNC Check out senior Hana Greenberg’s live blog from the Democratic National Convention BLOGS.STUDLIFE.COM PAGE 14 STUDENT LIFE the independent newspaper of Washing ton Universit y in St . L ouis since eighteen sevent y-eight Wednesday, August 27, 2008 www.studlife.com Vol. 125 No. 3 Holy Moly! Talib Kweli to play at fall W.I.L.D. Organizers hope opening performers also draw sizeable crowds Ben Sales Senior News Editor Brooklyn hip-hop artist Talib Kweli will be the lead act at fall W.I.L.D. on Oct. 11, officials from Team 31 confirmed Tuesday. Kweli, best known for his song “Get By,” will be the second hiphop artist in a row to perform at fall W.I.L.D., following Lupe Fiasco last year. Also appearing at the show will be rappers Little Brother, David Banner and Kid Sister. Little Brother and Banner will be on tour with Kweli in October, along with The Rhythm Roots All-Stars, their backup ensemble. The prospect of Kweli’s performing at Washington University attracted attention last year when 600 students joined a Facebook group entitled “GET TALIB KWELI TO WASHU FOR FREE.” Although the initiative did not succeed, Team 31 Co-chair Jordan Roberts said that the effort generated excitement around Kweli that led Team 31 to consider the artist as a possibility. “There was a big push to get Talib to perform for free at Wash. See W.I.L.D., page 3 Students get into the groove at last spring’s W.I.L.D. performance; on October 11, Talib Kweli will headline fall W.I.L.D along with three other rappers. FUNNYMAN ON CAMPUS JENNY SHAO | STUDENT LIFE New act to make college financial process more transparent, affordable Act gives students more financial aid options Perry Stein News Editor Ending a decade-long wait, President George W. Bush signed a bill to reauthorize the Higher Education Act of 1965, an act aimed at making education more accessible and affordable to students. Passed on August 14, the College Opportunity and Affordability Act of 2008, the extension of the Higher Education Act, will govern most federal financial aid policies and will work to make the financial aid process more transparent to students. While the act contains more than 100 amendments, two of the provisions most applicable to Washington University students, according to Director of Student Financial Services Bill Witbrodt, are the year-round availability of Pell Grants and the increase in the monetary amount of the grants. Pell Grants, part of a federal grant program sponsored by the Department of Education, will increase from $4,800 to $6,000 in 2009 and will increase to $9,000 through the 2013-2014 academic year. The provision also enables Pell Grants to be used toward summer school, which can help students graduate earlier and ultimately alleviate student loans. “We don’t have financial aid in the form of scholarships for summer, so people who are eligible for Pell Grants can use these,” Witbrodt said. Although the exact numbers are not yet known, due to the change in the University’s financial aid policy last year, there are more Pell Grant recipients this year than last year. The University’s new policy enables students from families earning less than $60,000 a year not to take out student loans. In- See FINANCE, page 2 Makeover for Mallinckrodt? With DUC presence, future of the building is currently unsure Jeremy Rogoff Staff Reporter EVAN WISKUP | STUDENT LIFE BJ Novak of “The Office” fame spoke to an overflowing crowd of students in the Athletic Complex on Sunday night. ® One Brookings Drive #1039 #330 Danforth University Center St. Louis, MO 63130-4899 Newsroom: (314) 935-5995 Advertising: (314) 935-6713 Fax: (314) 935-5938 While the Danforth University Center will attract a large part of the student body this year, fewer will pass through Mallinckrodt Center for a midday break. However, with a loading dock, kitchen facilities, an expanding bookstore and the Edison Theatre, Mallinckrodt will remain as it is for the foreseeable future. Several Washington University administrators plan to meet within the next few months to construct a long-term plan for the campus Editor: [email protected] News: [email protected] Calendar: [email protected] center. The Danforth University Center (DUC), complete with a diner, café, bistro and cafeteriastyle food, will take over as the main on-campus dining option. The DUC also houses the offices of several student groups, the Career Center, the Graduate Center and Student Union. Aside from Hilltop Bakery, which will remain on the first floor for pre-made sandwiches and pastries, Mallinckrodt will no longer offer lunch. Steve Rackers, the manager of capital projects markets for the University, says that while no formal decisions have been made, the open space in Mallinckrodt could be used to expand the bookstore. “We want to maintain the viability of the bookstore,” Rackers said, adding that with less daily foot traffic, the bookstore will need to become more visible to people who pass by. “There is a desire to keep pedestrians coming to the building.” At present, the University www.studlife.com has no formal timetable for a redevelopment of Mallinckrodt, Rackers said, because most resources are focused on a smooth beginning to the school year. “As always, when something new opens up, there is a desire to wait for people to settle in,” Rackers said. He anticipates that the basement in Mallinckrodt may be needed for temporary overflow seating, as the DUC will likely not be able to accommodate the rush of customers in the onset of the academic year. Rackers predicts that the crowds at the DUC will subside as the novelty of the location wears off. While the space may be vacant now, students saw the need for a change last year. “I think the space was depressing and somber,” sophomore Jaspur Min said, referring to the condition of the basement cafeteria as it was last year. “If they created a nice atmosphere—brighter and more welcoming—for reading and hang- See MALLINCK., page 2 Please Recycle 2 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 News Editor / Ben Sales / [email protected] THE FLIPSIDE WEDNESDAY 27 A Cappella Dorm Storming Various campus a cappella groups will be “storming” freshman dorms on the South 40 between 8 p.m. and 10 p.m. on Wednesday and Thursday. The groups will be giving free performances in the dorm lobbies. THURSDAY 28 newsbriefs eventcalendar weatherforecast National The Young Democrats of Greater St. Louis will be at the Moolah from 7-11 p.m. to watch Barack Obama deliver the closing address of the Democratic National Convention. Performing Arts Auditions Auditions for the Performing Arts Department (PAD) will be held at 7 p.m. in the Edison Theatre on both Thursday and Friday. Sign-up for time and location on the bulletin board across from the PAD office, Mallinckrodt 312. Technical failure leads to widespread flight delays “I would also be open to the idea of putting retailers like J. Crew down there.” Senior David Yanofsky on the future of Mallinckrodt THURSDAY 28 Sunny High 87 Low 66 Partly Cloudy High 91 Low 72 NASA Phoenix mission nears finish A communication failure at a Georgia facility that processes fl ight schedules for the eastern half of the country has resulted in fl ight delays around the country. While there are no safety issues involved with the failure, the Tuesday afternoon problem involved failure in a communication link that sends data from the Hampton, Georgia facility to a facility in Salt Lake City, Utah. Although an exact number of how many fl ights were affected nationwide has not been determined, officials at the Atlanta airport are said to have inputted data manually to expedite the process. DNC in the Mile-high City Campus quoteoftheday WEDNESDAY 27 Campus cont. The Democratic National Convention began Monday in Denver, Colorado, with Senator Ted Kennedy and presidential hopeful Barack Obama’s wife Michelle delivering the opening night’s speeches. The two-act evening was highlighted by Senator Kennedy’s appearance, focusing on his current struggle with brain cancer. Michelle Obama’s speech was characterized by personal narratives intended to portray the Obamas as a family symbolic of the American dream. “Barack and I were raised with so many of the same values,” said Michelle Obama. “That you work hard for what you want in life; that your word is your bond and you do what you say you’re going to do; that you treat people with dignity and respect, even if you don’t know them, and even if you don’t agree with them.” Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton was the principal speaker on Tuesday evening, delivering a speech many political analysts considered to be key in bringing together a party still tense from division during the primaries. Young Dems screening of Obama STUDENT LIFE | NEWS Dean appointed dean of Architecture grad school Effective this fall, Kathryn Dean was appointed dean of the Graduate School of Architecture and Urban Design in the Sam Fox School of Design and Visual Arts at Washington University on August 26. Dean, who previously was on faculty at Columbia University’s Graduate School of Architecture, started the acclaimed architecture fi rm Dean/Wolf in 1991 with her husband Charles Wolf. Hailing from North Dakota, she earned her Bachelor of Arts degree in Architectural Studies from North Dakota State University in 1981 and a Master of Architecture degree from the University of Oregon School of Architecture and Allied Arts in 1983. “Kathryn brings incredible experience that spans practice and education to this important new position,” Bruce Lindsey, the E. Desmond Lee Professor of Community Collaboration and dean of architecture in the Sam Fox School, who made the announcement, said in an interview with The Record. “She will maintain her innovative architectural practice in New York City, while building on her extensive teaching experience at Columbia University to help us envision, design and develop the future of our school.” Though its primary mission came to a close on Tuesday, the Phoenix spacecraft will embark on an extended mission for NASA through the end of September as it continues its quest to learn more about composition of the icy Martian soil and its implications for the possibility of microbial life on Mars. Since late May, the lander has successfully dug up several Martian soil samples and detected water ice in the soil, and in its fi nal primary mission days it has collected soil from a mid-depth layer at about seven centimeters deep and the deepest point yet, 18 centimeters, to determine the composition of the ice and soil at those depths. In a recent Science Daily article, Washington University Professor of Earth and Planetary Sciences Ray Arvidson, primary operator of the Phoenix robotic arm, said, “We want to know the structure and composition of the soil at the surface, at the ice and in-between to help answer questions about the movement of water—either as vapor or liquid—between the icy layer and the surface.” policebeat DAMAGED PROPERTY Aug. 21 at 6:07 p.m.—SOUTH 40 RESIDENCE AREA Summary: Complainant’s vehicle was damaged between the hours of 3:10 p.m. and 6 p.m. with what appeared to be a key. The damage was a scratch that went from the front bumper down the passenger side of the vehicle to the rear bumper. Disposition: Pending. AUTO ACCIDENT Aug. 22 at 4:30 p.m.—MUDD DORM Summary: During move-in a subject backed in to a decorative boulder. Disposition: Cleared. SICK CASE Aug. 24 at 12:37 a.m.— SOUTH 40 Summary : Sick case. Disposition: Cleared. SMOKE FIRE-SMOKE ONLY Aug. 24 at 6:42 p.m. —RUBELMANN DORM Summary: Fan motor smoking. All in order. Facilities notified. Disposition: Cleared. ACCIDENTAL INJURY Aug. 24 at 5:34—SOUTH 40 Summary : Accidental injury. Disposition: Cleared. AUTO ACCIDENT Aug. 24 at 7:41 p.m.—UNDESIGNATED AREA OFF CAMPUS Summary : One vehicle, University owned. No injuries. Disposition: Cleared. AUTO ACCIDENT Aug. 25 at 5:17 p.m.—PARKING LOT #9 Summary: Reporting party advises that an unknown vehicle struck her parked vehicle, and that they left a note and name to contact in regards to this incident. Disposition: Cleared. NOISE COMPLAINT Aug. 26 12:19 a.m.—UNDESIGNATED AREA OFF CAMPUS Summary: Officers responded to assist University City PD with a large party at the ZBT House. Group dispersed from the building and yard area. Disposition: Cleared by summons. FINANCE from page 1 stead, the students receive a grant from the University that does not have to be repaid. “That enabled a lot more needy students to enroll here,” Witbrodt said. According to Witbrodt, because the University is a top-tier private university with a generous financial aid program already in place, many of the provisions will not have an impact on the University’s students. “Wash. U. already has such a generous financial aid program that even if the Pell Grants didn’t increase we would still make sure our students receive the necessary aid,” Witbrodt said. The Higher Education Act will also enact laws to help regulate the costs of textbooks by ensuring that professors have all the necessary information available to them when choosing textbooks for their students. Publishers will now have to release not only the price of the book but also the copyright dates of the last three editions and a description of any significant changes made between editions. “It will make sure that professors have the information they need to choose the textbook that will be best for students in terms of both their education and their wallet,” Pedro de la Torre, an organizer for education advocacy group Campus Progress, said in an e-mail to Student Life. “The changes between editions are almost always extremely small, but coming out with new editions allows the publishers to reduce competition from the used book market, which is much cheaper for students.” In addition, de la Torre says the bill will require books and supplemental materials that are sold together to be available for sale separately as well. “These ‘supplemental materials’ are rarely used in classes, and in many cases are little more than an attempt to get more money out of students,” de la Torre said. While the act is intended to eliminate conflicts of interest between financial aid offices and student loan companies, de la Torre says that a drawback of the act is that it does not require universities to report which students are receiving scholarships or financial aid provided by the school. “Over the past couple decades, schools have been giving a smaller share of these funds to students with documented financial need, and more to students from higher income backgrounds,” de la Torre said. One of the act’s weaknesses is MALLINCKRODT from page 1 ing out, I think it would be a great place to meet up with your friends and relax in the middle of the day.” As is customary with most oncampus space considerations, students will be given the chance to offer their own ideas to the University before any final decisions are made regarding the open area, Rackers said. Rackers added that a major redevelopment project, which would involve a restructuring of the bookstore and the possible addition of several offices to the building, was put on hold for the start of the school year. Currently, the Mallinckrodt kitchen is being utilized for food preparation for the University Center. Senior David Yanofsky thinks the space provides room for the return of an on-campus favorite of students—a bar. “That space could best be used as a bar, as a replacement to the old Rathskeller,” Yanofsky said, referring to the old on-campus pub that once sat in the basement of Umrath Hall. “I would also be open to the idea of putting retailers like J. Crew down there.” Paying for college The credit crunch may make getting college loans more difficult. Where to start: about all forms of assistance – grants, scholarships and loans The numbers Private-sec tor college loan s $17.1 billion Fill out the online FAFSA (Free Application for Federal Student Aid at www.fafsa.ed.gov), regardless of your income level; many schools use the FAFSA for institutional, state and private sources of aid, as well as federal loans $15 Ask the school if it participates in the U.S. Education Department’s Direct Loan Program, which enables students to borrow directly from the government rather than through banks and other lenders 0 that it does not require loan companies to report their potential recipients to the appropriate universities, making it more difficult for respective financial aid offices to counsel their students, de la Torre said. Other clauses of the act include a program on the Department of Education’s Web site that will allow students to compare tuition prices and financial aid policies for different schools. Witbrodt says that he and the financial aid office are still sifting through all the information of the 10 5 ’96-97 ’06-07 © 2008 MC Source: Th T e Projec College Board, t on Studen Graphic: Pat Debt t Carr amendments, but that the Higher Education Act is an overall positive movement for higher education. “Everything about the act is done in a positive way for the benefit of students,” Witbrodt said. “This is another step in the right direction; it’s a very small step, but at least we are still waking in the right direction. It is important for the students to remain engaged. Some of the best provisions of the bill are there because students have remained involved,” de la Torre said. Bill Witbrodt, director of Student Financial Services WUSTL PHOTO SERVICES Corrections In the Olympics 2008 Highlight photo spread on Monday, August 25 images were incorrectly attributed to Johann QuaHiansen when they were actually taken by and submitted courtesy of Bebot Qua-Hiansen. Student Life regrets the error. News Editor / Ben Sales / [email protected] MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 W.I.L.D. from page 1 U.,” Roberts, a junior, said. “He was one of the top people requested [for W.I.L.D.]. Students wanted him.” Roberts added that another significant factor in Kweli’s selection was the logistics of the performance, which place limits on who can appear at W.I.L.D. “[For] a lot of artists, their prices are way too high or they have another engagement or they’re recording or they’re not in the Midwest,” he said. “Usually we have 10 options and only one of those options works out.” Though Kweli is the second rapper to highlight W.I.L.D. in three semesters, some involved in campus live-music performances noted the extent to which Kweli’s musical style differed from that of Lupe Fiasco. “Talib Kweli is a great emcee,” sophomore Andrew Warshauer, a DJ on KWUR, said. “I like the way they’ve been doing the hiphop this year. They had more mainstream rap last year. Talib Kweli represents a more alternative side.” Roberts also appreciates Kweli’s potential to energize the student body. “Talib’s a bit more experienced [than Lupe Fiasco],” Roberts said. “Lupe Fiasco is smooth and cool, and Talib goes after you and hits you hard. Talib is a better performer, and hopefully he’ll show that in October.” Team 31 hopes that Kweli’s assertive style will serve to make the musical performance once again the focus of W.I.L.D., which Roberts says has shifted to drinking and partying earlier in the day, leading to students being too tired or drunk by time the concert starts to appreciate the acts. “We need to get people more excited about the music aspect,” Roberts said. “Regardless of whether they make it [to the show] or not, they have a good time but tons of kids don’t make it or leave early. [We need to] let people know and get the word out about the opening [acts].” Junior Dione Drew, Team 31 co-chair, also credited the University’s evolving alcohol policy for taking the focus of W.I.L.D. off alcoholism. “It’s been lost in the last several years, but there’s always been a strong camp to get people to act more responsibly,” Drew said. “It’s not going to be overnight, but [less drinking] would definitely be something we would appreciate and look forward to in the fu- ture.” While Roberts said that Team 31 can do little to influence the University’s alcohol policy, the group is looking forward to an increased publicity campaign leading up to the event that will aim to highlight the lesser-known opening acts and a local act that has yet to be determined. Among the initiatives that Team 31 is working on are an updated Web site for the concert and the opportunity to play some of the openers’ songs in central campus areas during the week of the concert. “In the past, [W.I.L.D] has been announced, people know the date and they show up,” Roberts said. “Hopefully some of those things will encourage people to listen to a song or two.” A third factor in W.I.L.D.’s new publicity plan is that this is the first time that the concert will be sponsored. FloTV will be contributing to the event, with several other sponsors yet to be determined. Although nothing has been set up as of now, Team 31 expects the sponsors to hold events throughout the day of the concert to attract students. Another advantage of sponsorship is the reduction in artists’ prices, allowing W.I.L.D. to save its money for its show next semester. “You shouldn’t expect anything much more than in past semesters, but they’ll have a little more to spend than last semester,” Roberts said. Though discussions for next semester have yet to start, Roberts expects a rock band to be the leading act, continuing the alternation between rap and rock arranged in past semesters. Either way, Roberts expects some on campus do disapprove of Team 31’s selection. “It depends on timing, but I think they’re going to try to get a rock-inclined lineup,” Roberts said. “No matter who is playing, there’s always someone that isn’t pleased, and those people make the most noise about it.” But Warshauer said that despite the criticism, the alternation between genres works well for students. “Last semester was funkadelic but it was a great balance,” he said. ‘That’s one of the most unique things on campus. I don’t know other campuses that have two big festivals: one that’s catered toward hip-hop and one that’s catered toward music.” STUDENT LIFE One Brookings Drive #1039 #330 Danforth University Center Saint Louis, MO 63130-4899 News: (314) 935-5995 Advertising: (314) 935-6713 Fax: (314) 935-5938 e-mail: [email protected] www.studlife.com Copyright 2008 Editor in Chief: Sam Guzik Associate Editor: Indu Chandrasekhar Managing Editors: David Song, Trisha Wolf, Brian Stitt Senior News Editor: Ben Sales Senior Forum Editor: Jill Strominger Senior Sports Editor: Joshua Goldman Senior Scene Editor: Michelle Stein Senior Cadenza Editor: Cecilia Razak Senior Photo Editor: Lucy Moore Senior Graphics Editor: Michael Hirshon News Editors: Perry Stein, Kat Zhao, Puneet Kollipara Forum Editors: Tricia Wittig, Tess Croner, Dennis Sweeney, Bill Hoffman, Aditya Sarvesh Cadenza Editors: Stephanie Spera, David Kaminsky, Aseem Garg Scene Editors: Shayna Makaron, Lana Goldsmith, Brooke Schachner Sports Editor: Johann Qua Hiansen Photo Editors: Jenny Shao, Evan Wiskup, Matt Lanter, Lily Schorr Online Editor: Scott Bressler Design Chief: Dennis Sweeney Design Editors: Zoë Scharf, Brittany Meyer, Nicole Dankner Copy Chief: Brian Krigsher Copy Editors: Elyse Kallen, Puneet Kollipara, Hannah Schwartz, Stephanie Spera Designers: Kim Yeh, Susan Hall, Liz Klein, Alyssa Anzalone-Newman, Sophia Agapova, Evan Freedman, Chris Maury, Courtney LeGates, Mia Feitel, Joe Rigodanzo Staff Manager: Willie Mendelson General Manager: Andrew O’Dell Advertising Manager: Sara Judd Copyright 2008 Washington University Student Media, Inc. 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Many students are concerned that the DUC’s eateries are not large enough to accommodate the lunch rush. Eliza Adelson Staff Reporter As students pour into the newly constructed Danforth University Center and explore its various op- tions for dining, they may discover that the seating area seats only about two-thirds of the people that Mallinckrodt Center could accommodate. Although the new building offers seven new dining options, a “fun room,” ample gathering space for students and new spaces for media and other University organizations, frustrated students find themselves with less than adequate eating space. Sophomore Allison Block expressed frustrations over on the space in the Danforth University Center (DUC). “I just wish they could find a way to fit us all into the building. The space is going to get so crowded once the year gets going, and I can already tell it’s going to be difficult to move in and out quickly. This isn’t the mall food court,” Block said. Bill Darby, director of the DUC, responded to the problem by justifying the demands that University students had made prior to the construction of the DUC. At the same time, Darby acknowledged difficulties with the building that would be resolved in time. “Students really preferred several different dining areas, so that’s what this building provides,” Darby said. “Part of the opening celebration for the building is going to See DUC, page 5 Precision Cutting & Barbering The Original Storage and Organization Store® GIVE YOURSELF SOME SPACE. Bear Discounts! Redken Coloring • Facial Skin Care • Waxing • Make up . . 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All rights reserved. 08-667 5/08 www.restaurantpi.com 314.727.6633 CARRY-OUT available delivery coming soon with 569-Dine Bear Card Accepted News Editor / Ben Sales / [email protected] MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Stu·dent 1 Life (n)— since 1878 2. The best source for campus news, sports scores, movie reviews, Sudoku, things to do around St. Louis and more. 3. A great way to meet new people and learn about journalism. 4. A fun, amazing and dedicated staff that works to represent you. Two weeks ago, Vice Chancellor of Students James McLeod stood in front of a group of University student leaders to present a strategic plan for excellence in the undergraduate experience, an initiative that was first released in March of 2008. The strategic plan, according to McLeod, emphasizes the importance of the University’s long-term and higher-budget aims in establishing academic excellence. “Periodically, universities participate in a long-range planning process,” McLeod said. “We think about what we need to do in the future. What are the challenges? What are the opportunities? What should be our priorities?” The administration is currently seeking to begin with a strategic planning initiative within each unit of the University, some of which include Olin Library, all the undergraduate and graduate schools and the Skandalaris Center for Entrepreneurial Studies. The goal is to eventually combine all the unit initiatives into a University-wide strategic plan. Project 21 is the title of the administration’s previous strategic planning initiative that began in the late 1990s and has already been completed. Named for its mission to launch the University into the 21st century, Project 21 concentrated on improving areas such as the campus community, undergraduate life and study, cross-disciplinary activity, international involvement and student recruitment. While the University is already successful in its transition into the next century, McLeod stressed that the goals in the new planning initiatives have altered very little. “Fundamentally, our mission does not change,” he said. “Fundamentally, we are still about you, [the students], and we are still about creating new knowledge and solving problems for society.” In addition to academic excellence, the new initiative also focuses on the issue of need-based financial aid, according to Assistant Dean of Arts & Sciences Shel- ley Milligan. “The University as a whole is really concerned about financial aid. It is among, if not the top of, our priorities, both for undergraduates and graduates,” Milligan said. McLeod said to this year’s residential advisor staff that the estimated gap between provided and requested need-based aid at the University was $17.7 million. “I consider them a kind of a group that needed to see [the expenses],” McLeod said. “What I wanted to communicate was that a substantial amount of resources are needed to do this.” McLeod said he has been reluctant to present the expenses for the initiative in a more public manner, since the expenses are only rough estimates. “[The numbers] are so soft. The soil in which soft numbers grow is pretty tricky,” McLeod said. “No one knows how much something will cost in the future. Who thought I would be paying four dollars for a gallon of gas this year?” McLeod calls the $17.7 million estimate a “moving target” in the University’s goal of meeting the fi- nancial needs of undergraduate and graduate students. “We are well aware of what our peers are doing and [are] anxious to be in that group,” Milligan said. “Financially, we are not in the same spot as some of them, but we are in a better spot than others.” Whether an estimated $17.7 million will be enough to address the financial concerns of University students has yet to be determined. However, McLeod and Milligan both agree that the University has taken new, competitive steps through its strategic planning initiatives to continually improve the student experience. “For universities, doing new things is a new concept. It was important for our university to be doing the same things it was doing last year, or last century,” McLeod said. “But now, our concept has completely changed. The University is trying to put in something new. Let’s put it out there and work with it. Let’s improve it and then roll it out to everyone. And this year, we will be able to roll out a planned concept.” DUC from page 4 be a produce mart, that will have a number of seats out there, so is it going to be tricky at the beginning.” Seating difficulties in the beginning of the semester, however, may represent a relatively easy stage before even more students attend the DUC to eat. “I think we are going to face the issue of induced demand,” Darby added. “There are going to be a whole bunch of people at the beginning [of the semester] who are going to want to try the University Center, [and] who might have gone elsewhere for lunch. We’re going to have our growing pains when we’re getting going.” When designing the Center, architects faced challenges in dealing with the amount of space allotted for the seats. Though the building may leave some students wanting more space, Darby said that the seating situation could be worse. “You can never design for the most crowded condition we can ever get,” Darby said. “I’d be lying if I said that I didn’t wish the building weren’t bigger. It’s going to take smarts and creativity—I think we have that with the Wash. U. dining services and their ability to provide the highest quality food and serve students’ needs.” He added that some of the concerns over the lack of space may be overstated. “I’ve been down there pretty much every day, but the crowds are moving through,” he said. “I won’t tell you there are a lot of empty seats, but I won’t tell you people are having fist fights to get a table.” Hi-Pointe Auto Service & Wash “Serving our community honestly for over 60 years.” Foreign and Domestic Auto Repair Free Shuttle to Campus 314-647-5005 Mon-Fri 7:30a - 6:00p Call Alan for Appointment 981 S. Skinker at Clayton Rd. Under the big Amoco sign! 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My friends who go to big-name schools like Harvard and Yale are generally embarrassed to say the short, pointed, epic names of their universally-recognized universities. You sound like a jerk if you say, “I go to Yale” with any kind of conviction. You also sound like a jerk if you say, “I go to Yale…?” as if no one has ever heard of it. But you can say “I go to Washington University in St. Louis” with any inflection you want and you will get one of two responses, depending on with whom you are conversing. The person in the know will say, “Wow, that’s a great school. How do you like it?” And then you can say, “Oh, a lot of people haven’t heard of it. It’s great,” with total honesty. Or there is the “Oh” response, plus head nod. You either look like a smart kid to those in the know or like a weirdo to those not—but you don’t ever look like a jerk. Our terrible name also promotes modesty. When 80 percent of the people in the world have no idea what your school is, you can’t even begin to think that you are better than anyone. It is too easy, when your school name is synonymous with “everything that is good in the world,” to get a big head. “Washington University in St. Louis” keeps us grounded. You’re getting a great education, but nobody knows who you are. We can’t rest on our laurels, because nobody knows they even exist. These are great personal advantages. I’m sure we’ll all Transparency needed in strategic planning emerge from college better human beings because we’ve had to deal with this obscure name for four years. But there are reasons to change it. Big reasons. And these reasons ought to appeal most to the University and especially to our leader, Chancellor Wrighton. Eliot University rings. It does the same thing Harvard, Yale, Duke and Cornell do. It sticks. It fits on a sweatshirt. It beats you over the head with its prestige. Our “Strategic Plan for Undergraduate Success” covers a lot of bases— new academic buildings, new student center, a soon-to-be revamped residential living area, the hardcore pursuit of academic excellence over the last decade or so. But if the name doesn’t stick, the impact of all these good qualities will not either. We will forever play second fiddle to the Ivy League with our current moniker. We will forever be an obscure Midwestern school, lucky to be recognized by the average Joe. We will forever languish in mediocre excellence. And the transition? The transition would start our real rise. We hand the name of the University over to a former chancellor of the University too modest to originally accept its dedication in his name. We idolize him. He becomes the face of our university, and suddenly our university has a face. Change is glorious. Eliot University is suddenly on the map. The appeal of the greats is that even those who do not understand, know. We’ve got the intelligentsia. Any good “strategic plan” would now call for the winning over of the plebes. The Strategic Plan for Excellence is a forward-thinking plan for improving the Wash. U. experience is substantial ways. It was released over the summer and the administration is currently presenting it to some students as well as members of the University community. The plan has the potential to be on the cutting edge of transforming higher-education in the United States and would also radically improve the University itself. With the unveiling of this plan, the University has publicized all kinds of wonderful goals that range from increasing financial aid to renovating the Athletic Complex, but it has refused to mention one critical aspect: specific funding details for the various parts of the plan. Though the University does have set amounts of money it would like to allocate to the different goals listed in its plan, it has refused to make this information public, which makes it difficult to know how seriously the University will pursue each of its listed goals. For example, one of the goals of the plan is to “allow students to graduate debt-free.” This alone would radically change the composi- tion of the University’s student body, making its education open to a larger variety of students with different economic backgrounds. The increased diversity would enrich the education of Wash. U. students and if several universities took steps like this, the American dream of equal opportunity would start to become more of a reality. The possibility of debt-free graduation is only one of several lofty goals embedded in the plan. Looking at the plan’s goals, it’s easy to start dreaming of a significantly improved University that truly fulfills the ideals of highereducation. However, it’s questionable what the priorities of this plan really are and how the different goals will be fulfilled, given the administration’s silence and secrecy about the specific details of the plan. The University refuses to release budgeting numbers, which are the only way to discern which parts of the plan are real priorities. For example, the University could be mainly focused on renovating the Athletic Complex and thus only make a few changes to financial aid and still claim it has executed the plan. Since we don’t know what type of money Wash. U. plans to put toward increasing aid, it’s difficult to know if Wash. U. will actually be significantly increasing the amount of money it offers students in aid. Even without making the changes necessary for students to graduate debt-free, the University could claim it allowed a student to graduate debt-free if she worked many hours a week at work study and her family also had to take out loans to be able to meet the family’s expected contribution. This is all possible because we don’t know how the University will calculate need under the plan. And though it’s too much to ask the University how they plan to calculate need for a plan that hasn’t fully been developed, it is not too much to request that the University disclose the amount of money it actually plans to contribute toward the goal of debt-free graduation. The Strategic Plan for Excellence has the potential to really transform the University by altering the composition of its student body and offering students the ability to engage in different types of experiences. For example, the plan seeks to increase stipends for unpaid internships and volunteer opportunities over the sum- mer. Furthermore, it has the possibility of playing a progressive role in our country’s offering of higher education. Because the plan has the potential to do so much good, it’s important that the University truly achieve its listed goals. And if it is going to claim to do something as incredible as allowing its students to graduate without debt, then it needs to show them how it is working toward that goal. Additionally, if the University really has a set plan to achieve these goals, why keep the specifics of the plan secret from the student body? This plan is the type of program the students would readily support. Students could play a role in helping to fundraise and bring this plan about if they really understand the plan’s vision and how the University plans to execute it. The Strategic Plan for Excellence could offer students a radically different university experience, but the plan could also simply be a façade for raising money to build a new Athletic Complex. The University has an obligation to be transparent about the details of the plan’s funding and execution since the University has stated it will work toward such lofty goals. GODIVA REISENBICHLER EDITORIAL CARTOON Dennis is a junior in Arts & Sciences and a Forum editor. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected]. The drinking debate Tom Butcher Staff Columnist As a general rule, I don’t usually like to write my Student Life columns as the “Call-to-Arms” sort of articles. Such essays, for this lowly humanities student, tend to display an unsettlingly large level of disconnect with the real world. However, occasionally there is an issue so large, so important, that I feel it is my duty as an unpaid non-journalism major to properly address it. The subject of today’s article is such. You might have heard of the Amethyst Initiative—it’s been making the rounds of all of the big corporate news outlet lately. I first read about it last Wednesday in an Internet article from the Baltimore Inquirer, but scarcely 24 hours had passed before ABC, NBC and CNN were all echoing the story, as well as any other network which three otherwise unassuming letters could get their hands upon. The issue: alcohol. The Amethyst Initiative is a petition signed exclusively by university presidents and chancellors who wish to express their support for lowering the drinking age to 18. There are many good reasons why the drinking age should be lowered. Some have previously been expounded by this writer, and others have been elaborated much more convincingly by others. This article does not set out to convince the reader that the drinking age ought to be lowered; rather, it assumes that this viewpoint has already been reached, and it hopes to assure the proponent of such a change that the Amethyst Initiative is the beginning of our eventual success. Allow me to explain: The Amethyst Initiative, in the present day, is almost certainly and inexorably doomed to fail. This is no mere prediction, but rather a fact of life. The simple truth is this: 95 percent of the people in America would find it hard to give even two lowly darns about what more than 100 presidents of the most esteemed colleges in America have to say. This is the sort of country we live in, and I would hope that, at this point, such an observation takes no one by surprise. So when Harvard and Yale say to lower the drinking age, the rest of the country is lucky if it manages to sober up long enough to grab the message. If anyone thinks that this current effort will yield results, then they must be an optimist of such strong credentials that they think that Ron Paul might still take the presidency. But I digress. As I said, the Amethyst Initiative is doomed to failure. This is cold hard fact, with which I will never disagree. But here is the beauty of the movement: Failed political initiatives, when founded on at least vaguely populist notions, have the wondrous tendency to give birth to buoyant new sentiments, aflame with the desire for magnificent change to finally occur. Even as the Amethyst Initiative is buried prematurely in a shallow grave, a magnificent phoenix of public opinion may yet soar above Question honorary degrees Norman Pressman Op-Ed Submission See BUTCHER, page 7 During the campus turmoil of the late 1960s, Washington University Chancellor Thomas H. Eliot dismissed student protests by claiming that Wash. U. students were “birds of passage” who would strut and fret their four years on the academic stage and then be heard no more. While I have many faults, I still have a good memory and that phrase has stuck with me for almost 40 years. Chancellor Eliot started transforming Wash. U. from a commuter-school for the wealthy scions of St. Louis families, not smart enough to be admitted to the Ivy Leagues, to a top-ten school under the vaunted U.S. News & World Report standings. Furthermore, he was also a former U.S. Congressman who is credited with co-authoring the Social Security bill in the 1930s. While many of us (who are now of course nearing Social Security status ourselves) were offended by Eliot’s “birds” comment, he was probably correct. Only a few alumni from my era are modest givers and show up at reunions. An even smaller group cares about what happens on campus. That’s why the University generally reacts to student protests and complaints with a “rope-adope” strategy, figuring it will do nothing until the year’s flock takes wing. That’s what the administration did and will do with last spring’s embarrassing Phyllis Schlafly honorary degree fiasco, when Wash. U. honored someone who not only took actions that are anathema to the University, but who has also shown contempt for the very idea of a liberal university. The previous year, Wash. U. honored Paul Harvey, who advocated using nuclear weapons in Iraq. The Schlafly incident was particularly maddening because the cowardly nominator hasn’t even confessed his or her action. Two of my classmates who’ve amassed fortunes large enough to be elected to the Wash. U. Board of Trustees responded to my inquiry about how Schlafly got nominated with the Sergeant Schultz defense (“I know nothing,” for those who missed the Hogan’s Heroes era). It’s as if Schlafly nominated herself. So here’s hoping that the class of 2012 doesn’t just suck up the fine education Wash. U. has to offer and fly away. There is more to life than getting into professional school or moving back to your parent’s basement and working at Starbucks. Get involved and for your first task consider demanding, not necessarily the end to awarding degrees to every right-wing nut, but making the honorary degree process transparent so that there can be a true debate about what Wash. U. stands for and who should be recognized. Norman is a Washington University alumnus and was editor of Student Life in 1969. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected]. YOUR VOICE: LETTERS AND GUEST COLUMNS OUR VOICE: EDITORIAL BOARD OUR WEB POLICY Student Life welcomes letters to the editor and op-ed submissions from readers. Editorials are written by the Forum editors and reflect the consensus of the editorial board. The editorial board operates independently of the newsroom. Once an article has been published on www.studlife.com, our Web site, it will remain there permanently. We do not remove articles from the site, nor do we remove authors’ names from articles already published on the Web, unless an agreement was reached prior to July 1, 2005. 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Why as a Missouri resident? Because unless you’re from Michigan, Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania or a few other lucky states, your vote as a Missourian pretty much counts double. This is because Missouri, like the states mentioned above, is a probable “swing state.” This in no way refers to a given state’s population of sexually uninhibited couples, thank God, but to their ability to “swing” the momentum of the election toward whichever candidate manages to win in that state. All it really to takes to be a swing state is a population with a diverse enough voting record to ensure that neither (yes, neither, Ralph Nader) candidate has an obvious advantage, hence their other nickname, “battleground” states. Since the presidency is decided by a state elector system rather than by the popular vote, votes in these states are crucial. Other states, such as California or Texas, though more populous, tend toward overwhelming majorities for a single party. These states are so predictable that their results are figured into the outcome. This is but one reason you don’t see Barack Obama anywhere near Texas. This can put you in a unique position if, like me, you come from a state whose votes are a forgone have yet to find a university with a more realistic and successful alcohol policy than our own. The fact that the de facto leader of this university has not joined the ranks of the rest of the nation’s brightest and signed the Amethyst Initiative is despicable, and we should direct all of the scorn we can muster toward our Chancellor, in the hopes that he might one day see the light—for a single signature can inspire a thousand voices, and one day, a thousand voices might just allow for one legal 18-yearold brewski. Tom is a junior in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected]. If I still haven’t convinced you, please consider that just down the road, this process is not so simple. Rare is the Missouri election that does not feature rampant allegations of disenfranchisement, fraud or both, and rarer still is the St. Louis polling place that isn’t made to stay open later as the result of an emergency injunction. Considering how hard it is for most of this state to get its votes in, you really have no excuse. The deadline is Oct. 8. Get it done. states—that is, if a bellwether is for what I think it’s for. So now you see the importance of your vote as a Missouri resident, but you fear the hassle of the registration process. Don’t. It is a simple procedure made even easier by the very institution to which you now return. You could always google “Register to vote in Missouri,” click on the top link and fill out your voter registration form online, print it out and mail it yourself. But you could just as easily walk into the Campus Y, Res-Life or any other number of places and ask to get registered. They’ll even mail it for you; all you need is a driver’s license or your social security number. Charlie is a sophomore in Arts & Sciences. He can be reached via e-mail at [email protected]. Letter from the editor AMETHYST from page 6 the realm of MADD-enforced highway funding. The students of the future will think to themselves: “Why, yes, efforts to lower the drinking age may have failed in the past, but look who supported the last attempt! All of the official smartest people in America! If they can try and fail, then perhaps this new generation can try and succeed.” And it is for such a reason, my dear and fellow students of Washington University in St. Louis, that I must bring to your attention a very notable absence from the Amethyst Initiative signers: one Mark S. Wrighton, Chancellor of our supposedly noble university, has yet to lend his John Hancock to this piece of revolutionary parchment. I don’t quite know about you, my readers, but I conclusion. Being from L.A., my vote hasn’t counted since Reagan. But here in St. Louis, regardless of which candidate you support, your vote holds power. This is why I highly recommend you register to vote as a Missouri resident, unless of course, you hail from one of the other swing states mentioned above. Swing states are so powerful that they tend to be effective predictors of a given candidate’s success: Since 1904, Missouri has gone to the winning presidential candidate every time (save for 1956). Put another way, 16 of the country’s last 17 presidents have had to take Missouri first. This explains why these states are often referred to as “bellwether” Dear Reader: Welcome to the 20082009 year of Student Life! Earlier this week, we launched a new design for our print and online editions. Both were created with the vision of better serving the Washington University campus by making the information that students, faculty and friends of the University need more accessible. 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These blips are standard to the upgrading process and should hopefully be the extent of the complications users face with our online edition. With a new design under our belt and an exciting semester ahead, we are looking forward to giving you a still better Student Life experience. Thanks for reading! —Sam Guzik, Editor in Chief 8 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Sports Editor / Josh Goldman / [email protected] STUDENT LIFE | SPORTS SPORTS WOMENS SOCCER Games not to miss: Women’s soccer looks toward another strong season in 2008 Trisha Wolf Managing Editor The biggest change for Washington University’s ninth-ranked women’s soccer team this year will not be on the field, but on the sidelines. First year Head Coach Jim Conlon takes over the reins this season following former Head Coach Wendy Dillinger’s resignation in January. The former Wartburg College men’s and women’s head coach will have big shoes to fill, as Dillinger was the winningest women’s soccer coach in school history. “He wants to take care of his players,” senior Shirey Lane said. “He knows soccer and is a good guy. He wants to know us and is big on communication. He wants to make sure everyone understands things from all angles.” Conlon’s coaching strategy should work well at his new job as he tries to create families out of all of his teams. This spirit is unifying the team after it faced cuts for the first time in several years. The 28-player roster is still considered to be large at any level, but will, according to Conlon, allow for much more effective practices than would have been possible on the original team of 37 players. The team returns much of its strength from last year. Led by tricaptains Lane, Becca Heymann and Caitlin Malone, the team is poised to defend its UAA title. Junior Caryn Rosoff, an All-American last season, will again lead the offense. After notching 10 goals and 28 points last season, she now sits in eighth place on the all-time leaders lists for both goals scored and total points after just two seasons played at the Danforth Campus. Malone, a senior, and Heymann, a junior, finished second and third in last year’s points standings with 22 and 20 points, respectively. Malone also notched five game-winning goals last season, bringing her career total to nine, which ties her for fourth in the all-time standings and second in the single season standings. Freshman Lee Ann Felder has also come on strong during preseason and is a strong candidate to make an impact upfront. The core defensive line-up, composed of Lane and juniors Libby Held and Cassie Scaman, also looks to make an impact as they play together for the third straight season. Three freshmen also look to add depth to the defensive rotation. Senior Amanda Boe will anchor the team in goal, after serving as Carrie Sear’s back-up for two seasons. Sear proves to be the biggest loss from last season’s roster, after posting a 0.55 goals against average over the course of her career. The graduation of Kim O’Keefe also left big shoes to fill leadership-wise, though the team was forced to replace her on the field a year early when she missed her entire senior season with a torn ACL. Both of last year’s starting outside midfielders Abbey Hartmann and Marin McCarthy also graduated, as did key defensive sub Jessica Deneweth. Therese Fox, a starting forward last season, has also opted not to play this fall. “We have a really deep team and a lot of girls are fighting for those positions,” Heymann said. Overall, the freshman class looks very strong this fall, as do several of the returning players. Three other players who saw starting time last year also return, highlighted by all-UAA selection and senior Carly Anderson. “I have to give a lot of credit to our seniors and captain,” Conlon said. “They have been great leaders. The freshmen are also showing good ability, though they have not handled the pressure of being student athletes.” “We have several freshmen that play more than one position. Their versatility helps us in the long run,” Malone added. For the first time in several years, the team will have the opportunity to start the season at home. Calvin College: 8/29, 8 p.m. The team starts The Washington University Classic is scheduled for this weekend at Francis Field, with the Red and Green facing Calvin College at 8 p.m. on Friday and Hope College at the same time Saturday. As always, the team has lofty goals for the season. “We want to win a national championship,” Malone said. “We really want to establish Wash. U. as a power in soccer.” the season against the 19th-ranked team in the country. Emory University: 10/12, 11 a.m. The Bears open UAA play against the rival Eagles, the preseason pick to win the UAA despite beginning the season ranked 14th nationally. University of Chicago: 11/8, 11:30 a.m. Wash. U. ends the season at home against the Maroons, their arch-rival, who are picked to finish second in the UAA. JOSH GOLDMAN | STUDENT LIFE Sophomore Laura McGinnis attempts a header during practice at Francis Field. The team hosts the Washington University Classic this weekend. Are You Studying or Do You Speak Arabic? Would you like an all expense paid summer in the nation’s capital, including travel to Washington, D.C., transferable college credits, full room and board at The George Washington University and an internship at the U.S. Department of Homeland Security or FBI Headquarters? MATTRESSES $89 AND UP DELIVERY TO YOUR APARTMENT, DORM OR HOUSE. 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With a completely new look, the team expects a great season in 2008. “This team will be very different than last year’s squad,” Head Coach Larry Kindbom said. “We feel our defense is solid and has big play capabilities. Our offense is young, but we have some strong returning leaders in some key positions,” Kindbom added. “I think the defense is going to be spectacular. Our secondary is going to be amazing. We’re going in with the mindset that we have a top-five defense in the country,” senior cocaptain Adam Hartzler said. “We’re going to leave our mark. This year, we might be the best defense in four years,” Hartzler added; he and classmate Brent Sensenich, who is also a co-captain, lead the defense. Kindbom said of the defense, “We have several ‘veterans’ that are exerting a strong, positive leadership to the talented underclassmen. More than just being good encouragers, though, they are making plays in practice every day.” A strong defense truly empowers the offense as well. “We’re practic- ing against a Top-15 defense,” senior quarterback Buck Smith said. “It’s definitely great to play behind such an opportunistic defense. It allows you to step onto the field and take risks.” As a junior, Smith threw for 1,891 yards with 13 touchdowns, a personal best. Now in his final year, Smith will have a completely new receiving core. To improve on last year’s season, he will need to establish a connection with these players immediately. Getting an early start, Smith spent his summer at the University, running plays with the new starting receivers and trying to establish familiarity. “It’s a growing process for the wide receivers, a comfort level that will build through practice,” Smith said. This inexperience shows heavily in the offensive line. “We lost two really good seniors from the line,” Smith said. After being sacked 24 times last year, Smith will need to trust in an offensive line with little experience. However, the trust and confidence will come, he believes, in practice. The road to the playoffs will not be easy for the Bears. Being a Pool B team, winning the UAA conference does not automatically earn Washington University a playoff spot. In fact, even with a perfect record, there is no guarantee that the team will get a spot in the postsea- The Bears football team during their annual scrimmage on August 22. son. “It’s all about who you beat and how you beat them,” Smith said bluntly. With a tough schedule featuring ranked teams such as Wabash College, Wittenberg University and Case Western Reserve University, the Bears should have plenty of opportunities to make a case for a playoff bid. “I’m excited for the challenge. We’re going to go out there and compete with them. To be honest, it’ll be a fun way to end out my career,” Hartzler said. The team’s first game is Sept. 6, at home against Greenville. When asked about this game, Hartzler said, “There’s nothing quite like that feeling of getting ready for that first game of the season. The first play of the game. Knowing that this is my last go-around, it will be an emotional time. It’s going to be awesome.” like what you see? write for sports ANNA HEGARTY | STUDENT LIFE CROSS COUNTRY Cross Country running strong Josh Goldman Senior Sports Editor Washington University cross country will look to continue its recent string of success. The women placed third at the NCAA Championships and won the UAA title while the men finished sixth in conference. “Last year’s team left us with a lot to live up to, but the team obviously has a very different dynamic this year. We are not necessarily better or worse than last year’s team, but we have different strengths and weaknesses. I think that we are more concerned with running to the best of our abilities, rather than coming in a certain place,” senior Hillary Superak said. Both teams are very young this year, as the men’s team features nine freshmen out of 30 runners while five of the 17 members of the women’s team are freshmen. There are only five seniors on the men’s and women’s teams combined. “This year’s team is very young, and we do not have a whole lot of experience running at the collegiate level. Four of our top runners graduated last year, so we lost a significant amount of talent and experience. However, this year’s team is very talented and capable of doing well at big meets,” Superak stated. “It is a huge adjustment for every freshman whether they are in sports or not. I always try and take that into account in our training, as there is stress in their life of Wash. U. academics that is hard to quantify as a coach. We have a very talented group on both sides [men and women]. I think there is a good chance that a freshman could make the varsity on both teams. Only time will tell,” Head Coach Jeff Stiles said. Stiles added that he views cross country as a team sport since “the team is why they are meeting at 6:30 a.m. four days a week and running 40-80 miles per week all summer. It is their family at school.” “As a team, we are very close, and we spend a lot of time together. For a lot of people, races become more meaningful when you know that you have teammates who are depending on you to perform at your best,” Superak added in describing the importance of running for a team and not solely as an individual. The team begins the season Saturday with the Big River Running Early Bird in Forest Park, and while Stiles is relieved to get his planned meet out of the way early, he also cannot wait to “watch which upperclassmen for men and women step up as leaders. I believe both teams will be much better in October and November than we seem in August, and that is exciting.” :DWHUPDQDW6NLQNHULQWKH)RUHVW3DUNDUHD ZZZJUDFHXPFVWORUJ (YHU\6XQGD\ &DVXDO:RUVKLSLQ&KDSHODP &RQWHPSRUDU\:RUVKLSDP &ODVVLF:RUVKLSLQ6DQFWXDU\DP 9DQ6HUYLFHIURP6KHSOH\'ULYHDWWKH &ORFN7RZHUDP )UHH/XQFKHVIRU6WXGHQWVDWSP Junior running back Matt Glenn finds a gap in the defense during recent scrimmage. ANNA HEGARTY | STUDENT LIFE 10 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Sports Editor / Josh Goldman / [email protected] STUDENT LIFE | SPORTS MENS SOCCER Soccer to rely on depth and speed this season Josh Goldman Senior Sports Editor The Washington University men’s soccer team will be looking to match or exceed last season’s NCAA Elite Eight appearance. Last season, the team finished 165-2 (4-1-2 UAA), third in the tough University Athletic Association conference. “On the outside of the field and up top, we are returning a lot of players, but we graduated both of our center backs as well as key central midfielders. The players that are filling in those roles are playing well, and I expect them to pick up where last years’ seniors left off,” senior and co-captain Kevin Brege said. The Bears are ranked sixth in Division III in the preseason NSCAA (National Soccer Coaches of America Association) poll, and they have been projected to finish second behind the defending UAA champion University of Rochester Yellowjackets. “The rankings are not important to us, especially at this point in the season. Right now we are focusing on preparing for Sewanee and Birmingham Southern,” Brege said. “I think it puts a target on your back. I don’t actually think that we’re the number five or number six team at this point. I think we’re capable of getting there, but I don’t think that we are there. We do have a target on us, so it will be interesting to see how we’re going to handle that,” Head Coach Joe Clarke said. In order to get the team to a level worthy of sixth in the nation, Clarke has been working with the starters and reserve players to improve two vital aspects of the game: downfield passing and physical play. These two key areas have been emphasized due to the difference this team presents over last year’s team. “We might actually have a little more depth than we had last year. We haven’t replaced the physicality of the three players that left that were starters. But we picked up more speed and quickness throughout the team,” Clarke said. Part of this depth has been attributed to a talented freshman class competing for the final spots on the squad. “Having so many quality freshmen not only helps this year’s team, but it also establishes a program that will continue to succeed years into the future,” Brege added. “They’re going to raise the practice level and some of them are going to be able to step up and grab important playing minutes during the course of the year and help make our team better,” Clarke said about his freshman class. The team opens its season on Friday against the University of the South during the Birmingham Southern College Labor Day Classic in Birmingham, Ala. The first home game will be on Sept. 9 against Principia College at 7 p.m. e-mail editor@ studlife.com JOSH GOLDMAN | STUDENT LIFE The men’s soccer team spent most of Tuesday’s practice working on downfield passing and becoming a more physical team. 7KH&DWKROLF6WXGHQW&HQWHU 7KH&DWKROLF6WXGHQW&HQWHU 1HZPDQ&RPPXQLW\ 1HZPDQ&RPPXQLW\ :HOFRPHV<28 :HOFRPHV<28 0DVV 0DVV 6XQGD\VDPDQGSP Men’s soccer players scrimmage on Francis Field to prepare for their upcoming labor day classic in Birmingham, Alabama. 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The plastics used in the production of these water bottles, polycarbonate, releases a chemical known as bisphenol A (BPA). The release of BPA is further increased after several usages and exposure to hot water. BPA acts as a xenoestrogen, which means it mimics the hormone estrogen, but due to its foreign properties is even more harmful when ingested in excessive amounts. High amounts of xenoestrogens disrupt normal endocrine function and in large quantities can contribute to harmful health effects, including birth defects, miscarriages and prediabetes conditions. The endocrine system is comprised of several organs responsible for regulating metabolism, growth, development, tissue function and mood through the secretion of hormones. In 2006, it was discovered that BPA has the ability to interact with estrogen receptors. In studies conducted with animals, these toxins caused miscarriages, insulin regulating issues, a variety of cancers, mental retardation and gender confusion. 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Write a letter to the editor > [email protected] Post a comment on our Web site > www.studlife.com Submit an Op-Ed to Forum > [email protected] Or, join our staff and get the word out to the entire campus. 12 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Scene Editor / Michelle Stein / [email protected] Bunny babble Michelle Stein Senior Scene Editor Just outside of Mallinckrodt, but before you hit the library, hulks a thin and pensive piece of bronze known affectionately by Washington University students as “the Bunny.” Thought by many to be a Wash. U. original—after all, how many bronze bunnies does one see?—this piece is just one of many emaciated bunnies placed throughout both the country and the world. Covered throughout the school year in glow sticks, wreaths and other decorations, the Bunny is one of the most recognizable aspects of campus. Programs, student groups and trips off campus all use the Bunny as a meeting spot everyone will recognize. But the Wash. U. icon, referred to by some as the Donnie Darko bunny, joins its fellow bunnies as a set of sculptures by the famous British sculptor Barry Flanagan. Some of the other bunnies even dance and play instruments. Beginning in 1979, Barry Flanagan began casting his bronze hares. While one jumps over a pyramid, another happily bangs its left-handed drum. A third sits sadly with a guitar at its side. Be particularly careful of the boxing hare atop his anvil. Yes, the bunnies do more than merely sit on a rock. As a “Thinker on a Rock,” the Wash. U. Bunny appears less ac- STUDENT LIFE | SCENE tive than some of his other bunny playmates—except of course for the “Thinker on a Large Computer.” Even with all of that thinking, somehow he and the other hares sure know how to travel. Hopping around the globe, these hares have been displayed as brilliant works of art everywhere from Grant Park in Chicago and Union Park in New York all the way to London. The “Thinker” himself made a visit to the Netherlands in 2005. But wait. If the Bunny were here at the University, how could he be in the Netherlands? Apparently, there are multiple thinkers. While one pensive bunny resides here on Hilltop Campus, a second is thinking in the National Gallery of Art at another Washington, in D.C. As you walk past the Bunny on your way to class, take time to stop and appreciate the creepy statue, which casts its long eared shadow on us all. While some of Flanagan’s bronze hares are getting admired as works of a master artist, Wash. U.’s Bunny will be going through his yearly wardrobe change. Students will meet at its base before they go to lunch. And the student body will continue to remark on just how odd the Donnie Darko bunny really is when it’s sitting on your campus. 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Sam Baier Scene Reporter We’ve all been there—the wide-eyed prospective freshman stage, where all the colleges in the world are open to you and they all seem better than high school. After the initial elation wears off, most people sober up with the notion that they can only attend one school out of the dozens they’ve considered. This decision is scrutinized more thoroughly than an NFL draft pick, a sitting president, or a tacky dress at the Oscars. Most people expect a lot out of their college —they want to find their true friends, they want to find a deeper understanding of the world, they want to find out why their parents laugh so hard when they watch “Animal House.” When considering their academic future, students want Shayna Makaron Scene Special Features Editor So you’re in college now—the big leagues. Between drinking and dorm rooms, university life contains a hook-up culture that you won’t find anywhere else. Whether you’re planning on keeping your sexual morals or leaving them at home to make room in your suitcase for new lingerie, things are going to change, and it’s important to be prepared. Most people are not qualified to tell others what to do in the bed- all the information they can get. Perhaps that is why YouTube’s theUrocks videos (located at www.youtube.com/ user/theUrocks) get hundreds of thousands of views each spring. The videos, about one minute each, provide a condensed snapshot of some of the nation’s finest universities. Our very own Washington University in St. Louis is among the featured institutions, and theUrocks provides an engaging (if debatable) picture of campus and academic life. Each of the eight videos is highly complementary of the faculty, teaching assistants, students and the institution in general. Classes are described as a grind, and even the B-school earns praise for its rigorous curriculum. The Pre-med and Psychology departments are singled out for their reputation and room. Everyone has different styles, and what works for one person may not necessarily work for another. But just like that show “What Not to Wear,” there are definitely acts that fit under the category of “What Not to Do While Hooking Up.” So here is the Wash. U. Guide to Hookup Don’ts: Don’t hook up in your roommate’s bed. You might have gotten away with going at it in a friend’s bed at a party in high school, but that’s not very nice either. You have no excuses now, so stay on your own intensity, but the videos also showcase a wide variety of available majors. Students are portrayed as involved, hard-working and perpetually protesting. The only misstep is when Wash. U. is described as “the Harvard of the Midwest”—an obvious inversion. Housing and food also earn accolades. While on-campus housing is dubiously described as “spacious,” students gave off-campus abodes a favorable A-. The variety and availability of food is heavily lauded, and the narrators positively rave about the quality. “We’re not talking good by college food standards,” says one, “we mean good.” The overall size of the campus is portrayed as sizeable but not sprawling, and students describe the feel as walkable and secure. The interiors of buildings—labs, side of the room. Don’t give in to the convenience of floorcest. You’ll hear this over and classrooms, and cafeterias— are presented as well-furnished and roomy, and the exteriors are noted for their comfortably classic architecture (although the façade of Eliot Hall is conspicuously absent from any available footage). When the discussion turns to the social scene, though, the narrators hate harder than Silky Johnson. An institution where one “spends more time studying brain cells than killing them,” Wash. U. is not only “a weak party school” and “a weak greek school,” but it suffers from “a lame hookup scene.” The plus side, according to one student, is “lower disease transmission.” “It’s not really a party school,” says another, “at least not in the classical sense.” All of this appears to be a symptom of the students themselves. The videos show the results of a poll in which Don’t leave your socks on. It’s just weird. Don’t say “I love you” for the What not to do while hooking up over because it’s that important. If that means hooking up with a semirandom person instead, so be it. It’ll probably be less awkward in the end. first time while your partner is… pleasing you. It’s just about as genuine as typing “ILY” on AIM. And don’t say it if you don’t mean it. the student body rated the appearance of the opposite sex; guys were given a generous B-, while girls scored a harsh C+. Overall, the videos present a dearth of statistics and ratings along with a few anecdotes from campus events. However, the videos all appear to be shot on the same day and in the same locations, resulting in a surface-level view of the more intangible aspects of the University. Although theUrocks is far from the end-all-be-all of college information, its videos give the viewer a relatively honest sense of the featured institution that is designed to make the toughest of choices a bit easier. And after watching the videos and attending the University, Wash. U. students may conclude that theUrocks is a hair more honest than we may prefer. Don’t break out the fuzzy handcuffs for the first hookup. Those are for special occasions with someone who already knows and is comfortable with how freaky you are. Guys: Don’t ask how you compare to other guys that a girl has been with, especially in terms of size. It will undoubtedly make her uncomfortable and make you look like you need to affirm your masculinity. Be proud of what you’ve got! Girls: Don’t steal a guy’s shirt the morning after, unless he takes yours, in which case it’s totally fair game, but you might want to end things with him anyway. Don’t hook up on the Bunny. Not only is it dangerous, but the Bunny is also not into threesomes. Don’t hook up in the common room. You may be an exhibitionist, but not everyone is prepared to be a member of the audience. Well, there you have it. There are probably many other things that you can do wrong, but at the very least, people won’t be telling stories with you playing the role of “that guy” or “the crazy chick.” 14 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Cadenza Editor / Cecilia Razak / [email protected] STUDENT LIFE | CADENZA Summer’s party music: still good for the fall! David Kaminsky Music Editor T he clear winner of the battle to be on this fall’s party mix is the entirety of Girl Talk’s “Feed the Animals.” As previously discussed, the album is perfect party music. However, the summer saw many other albums geared toward getting drunken kids dancing at a party. Ratatat, who will be playing the Gargoyle on August 30, released their third LP (appropriately titled “LP3”). While “LP3” is not their best work, it is a solid record that further builds upon the group’s knack for writing songs for the soundtrack of anything you can think of (whether that be a Hummer, Zune or a TV show or movie). The Faint released their first album in four years to much disappointment. The new songs are slower, with lyrics that are lame interpretations of typical science fiction themes. In doing this, they moved away from their older, overtly sexual and downright silly electo-theatrics. Unfortunately for them, they’re better at being silly than serious. Another Omaha band, Tilly and the Wall, released their third album (which is technically untitled but often referred to as MCT CAMPUS “O”) this summer. “O” is Tilly’s best work yet. Like all other Tilly albums, the music is carefree and fun, inspiring listeners to dance and chant along. “O” is different in that at times it adds an intensity not seen in any other album, an intensity that pleasantly does not detract from Tilly’s carefree attitude. Formerly Pitchfork’s next big thing, Black Kids, released their first LP “Partie Traumatic.” In a bizarre move, Pitchfork (best known for giving music as an entity a 6.5) gave the album a low rating without any explanation. More puzzling is the fact that half the songs on the album are rerecorded versions of songs on the EP that inspired Pitchfork to call them the next big thing. That said, “Partie Traumatic” is hilariously stupid and fun. It’s an easy listen and an easy dance with lyrics that will make listeners snap, crackle and pop the whole album through. Finally, the Medic Droid’s first album, “What’s Your Medium” is similarly stupid and fun. All of the songs are synth-heavy with sexual tones. It’s dancey and lighthearted with original lyrics that talk about scene girls and having sex in the back seat of the car. Welcome Students Discover what it means to be a “Thinking Christian” at First Church Right next to the South 40 A Progressive Place to Be! Founded as an abolitionist church more than 150 years ago, First Congregational Church has had a history of leading the way for social change. We believe that each person is unique and valuable. It is the will of God that every person belong to a family of faith where they have a strong sense of being valued and loved. We offer stimulating worship, a rich and varied music program and an active fellowship group for young adults. Dress is casual. 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STUDENT LIFE | MARKET WEDNESDAY | AUGUST 27, 2008 N@K? K?< JKL;<EKJ nnn%jkl[c`]\%Zfd X[m\ik`j`e^7jkl[c`]\%Zfd *(+$0*,$-.(* 86E6IA@D6525G6CE:D696C6 interested contact Student life at 935–6713 [email protected] coming so wish you could remember what day it is? We’ve Got You Covered with a FREE StudLife Calendar Stop by the new Student Life office, Room 330 in the Danforth Center to pick up your free calendar! Best time: Monday-Friday 8am-4pm 16 MONDAY | AUGUST 25, 2008 Cadenza Editor / Cecilia Razak / [email protected] STUDENT LIFE | CADENZA CADENZ A Summer’s best music: 2008 edition David Kaminsky Music Editor Long days... warm weather… being in, on and around large bodies of water...no school...not to mention Shark Week. We associate all of these pleasures with the summer season, arguably the most romanticized season of the year. It is a well-known fact that all seasons, particularly summers, have a soundtrack, and this year’s was no exception: It saw many high and low profile releases. While every summer has its share of hits and misses, this one had more than its fair share of hits. Thus, instead of highlighting some arbitrary number of “best” releases, we here at Cadenza have provided you with something different. While you were enjoying summer’s niceties, we worked tirelessly (okay, so we did take a break for Shark Week), stealing (errrr—legally purchasing) and listening to the summer’s offerings. We are now proud to present to you our finished work: a complete(ish) guide to this summer’s music. The big names of summer Death Cab for Cutie opened the summer by releasing “Narrow Stairs,” a darker album than previous releases. It features the single “I Will Possess Your Heart,” a gutsy choice at more than eight minutes long. The album was a welcome improvement over “Plans” and even rivals their breakout album “Transatlanticism.” Also in May, Lil Wayne released “Tha Carter III” after months of hype and countless delays due to leaks. The album sold more than one million copies in the first week, making the mixtape boatloads of cash and proving that even during the summer of digital downloads people still buy CDs. The further rise of the digital release The summer of 2008 was the summer of the digital release. Ace Enders, the former lead singer/songwriter of the Early November opened the summer releasing “The Secret Wars,” his first solo effort under his own name (plus “A Million Different People”) on the music television station Fuse’s Web site for free. While at first the eight-track album made waves within the music community for its method of distribution, it was also noted for being some of the best material Ace has written. Tracks such as “Reaction” and “Why Do You Run” are as infectious and poppy as anything he’s put out with the Early November, while “Bring Back Love (Year 2020)” is a track that is somehow truly touching and inspiring while simultaneously embarrassingly campy. Girl Talk followed Enders’ big digital release with what could be argued was the second biggest hit of the summer (after “Tha Carter III” of course). “Feed the Animals” was released through the Illegal Art’s Web site using the “pay-whatever-you-feel-like-paying” scheme Radiohead debuted last October. The album, like its predecessor “Night Ripper,” is an instant party starter with clever mash-ups of the biggest pop artists of our time. While the entire album is dance party gold, the mash-up of Ace of Base’s “All That She Wants” with Cassidy’s “My Drink n My 2 Step” is the clear winner, standing alone as the best on the album. Finally, in mid-August, Bloc Party announced to the world that they had completed their third album, “Intimacy,” and just days later released it digitally. The album came as a huge surprise to fans and journalists as its release was not expected until early 2009. A full review of “Intimacy” will appear in a future issue of Student Life. This summer’s “summer music” We all know what summer music is: more fun, geared primarily toward high school kids, and it sure isn’t serious. In the past, summer music was traditional pop—the latest single from Britney, Jessica, Christina or any other pale-skinned, large-chested, highly choreographed pop “artist.” However, the kids’ tastes have changed, and now it’s largely dominated by the current “scenes” emo/screamo/pop-punk, or whatever you want to call it. This summer saw the release of an immense amount of summer music. Bands that are relatively new to the scene and blend together to the point of being indistinguishable released much of it. Cute is What We Aim For, Hit the Lights, Rookie of the Year, There for Tomorrow, the Maine and a slew of other similarly poorly-named emo/pop-punk groups are all examples of bands that released albums this summer as part of the “new scene.” While all of their albums were definitely similar, the Maine did it the best. Big names from older scenes also debuted new albums. Alkaline Trio released “Agony & Irony,” a clear departure from the production value that had steadily increased starting with “From Here to Infirmary” and culminating in their last album, “Crimson.” While not their best material, the album is solid, catchy and distinctly Alkaline Trio. Weezer released their third self-titled album (sporting a red cover) this summer. While the album is unquestionably terrible, it is so much better than their last release, “Make Believe” that it has allowed fans of old Weezer to admit their love again. Anthony Green (best known for his main gig as the singer in Circa Survive) released a solo album this August. Unfortunately, the album is mind-numbingly mediocre and will likely only make it into a true fan’s album rotation. Finally, this summer saw releases from a slew of screamo/hardcore bands, particularly those of a specific subgenre recently (and hilariously) dubbed “lolcore” which can be best described as having both melodic and screaming vocals, mind-numbingly catchy hooks and dumb lyrics that take themselves way too seriously. The best release from this subgenre this summer is A Skylit Drive’s “Wires… And the Concept of Breathing.” The album sounds a bit different; it’s their first with new singer Michael “Jag” Jagmin, but maintains the ridiculous lyrics and infectious intensity that made their first EP, “She Watched the Sky” so fantastic. While not as good as “Wires… And the Concept of Breathing,” Dance Gavin Dance, Alesana, and Emarosa also all put out new records full of solid lolcore summer music. Alanis Morissette released her first album since her break-up with Ryan Reynolds and showed the world that she’s best when depressed. While it’s no “Jagged Little Pill” (which is to be expected, since Ryan Reynolds is no Dave Coulier), it’s definitely her best work in years. Coldplay released their Spanish-influenced, Brian Eno-produced “Viva La Vida,” and while it is a significant improvement from “X & Y,” it’s still clearly a Coldplay album. The album casts itself into the purgatory that is the listener’s indifference. Another surprise release this summer was Beck’s latest, “Modern Guilt.” Produced by Danger Mouse (best known for his work as the half of Gnarls Barkley that doesn’t sing), the album is surprisingly boring. Fortunately it’s only a half hour in length so trying to make oneself like it isn’t too much of a time-waster. Sigur Ros, everyone’s second favorite Icelandic artists (sorry guys, but Bjork really is that good) released their latest, which includes their first song written entirely in English. While the album is one of the best of the summer, it’s still not quite as good as “( )” and it’s shown us that it’s more fun not knowing the meaning of their lyrics, if you don’t speak Icelandic, that is. Conor Oberst, the prolific singer-songwriter who leads the band Bright Eyes, released his first solo album in 12 years. The selftitled release is a folk album that focuses on the theme of escape. While it’s not his best work overall, the self-titled release is a welcome return from the terrific flop that was Bright Eyes’ last album, “Cassadega.” Finally, after months of conflict over the name of the album, Nas released his latest without a title.