Valley Vendor - Sandfire Design

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June 2015
BUY IT! SELL IT! TRADE IT! FIND IT!
Valley Vendor
Prints 121st Collector Issue
Algonquin Advertiser
serving the territory 10 years
100 towns 300 p/u spots
both sides of the RIVER
1000+ Smart Advertisers
BUY IT - SELL IT - FIND IT!
and read all the jokes
valleyvendor dot biz that’s all there iz
JUNE 2005 ~ OTTAWA VALLEY & PONTIAC ~ JUNE 2015
INTRODUCING A NEW SENIORS DIRECTORY IN THE JULY ISSUE
The ONLY Classified Paper Serving the OTTAWA VALLEY & the PONTIAC
www.valleyvendor.biz
Publisher - Ray Pappin
NOTES FROM THE EDITOR
SUMMAH TIME, BIKE TIME, CONCERT TIME!!!
Well welcome to summer
approaching. Hope your
May was better than mine
and you’re ready to give er
thru to hibernation season.
May 23 saw us at Felix’s for
the annual swap meet enjoying the company of old friends
and meeting some new drive
by visitors that biked in.
This is my 10th Anniversary issue - yep 10 years ago the first
issue of the Valley Vendor was
printed under my name Ray
Pappin.
As I’ve mentioned in this year’s
initial 5 issues there have been
staffing changes to provide
you, the reader, with the paper
Managed to get a “last minute” reservation for MoM at
the BIG “Mothers Day” buffet.
Long wait while they setup for
the second run but thanks for
getting us seated.
you love.
Changes happen for a variety
of reasons - production costs,
One night I had a little
visitor tree frog came
skipping across the floor
covered with Nobby’s
dog hair so I cleaned
him up.
employee job complacency,
performance inability, want the
whole list? the paper and want
to offset my increased drug
bills. Well folks sorry if I shook
ya’s up a bit with the paper
being late but I got SICK eh!
SEND MONEY LOL Meds are
EXPENSIVE!
On the home front - I’m buying
steaks for $15.41 kg about $6$9 a T-bone but everywhere
else I looked they were $29$33 kg or $12-$16 a steak.
New entertainment centre with fireplace and USB turntable and new LP storage unit. My May slid downhill when I went to
see the “sawbones” and got slapped on an antibiotic drip for an infection which will continue to mid June. Well that’s about
it for this issue - sorry it’s a week late but with my personal health issues and new production snags all I can say is keep
er upright, between the ditches be good to you Mom and if you appreciate the paper and want to offset my increased drug
bills throw a few dollars in an envelope and send er over or drop by the BMO and throw some into 23906 3224-728 - ya
right eh - lol.
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FOR SALE
2 ton central air package. New
in the box Carrier product. 10
year warranty from manufacturer. $1650. Installation available.
Lifebreath Air Exchanger up
to 2500 sq ft. New in the box.
Full warranty. $800. Installation
available. Richmond Instantaneous on demand wall-mounted natural gas hot water tank.
$800. Baxi wall-mounted natural gas tankless boiler, never used. Model Luna 310 FI.
$1500. For more info call 613732-0519 Pembroke
COMMERCIAL
Musical Encounters 557 Pembroke Street East Pembroke
Ontario. After 27 years we are
Closing out our store. All Music
Books and Accessories from
50 to 70 Percent off this June
and July 2015. Everything must
go. We also have a counter and
many book racks for sale. We
want to thank all our loyal customers for supporting us over
the last 27 years.
4 • JUNE 2015
COMMERCIAL
Welding Lessons made fast
and easy. Learn arc/mig welding, cutting techniques, theory,
and safety. Weekend classes
available basic or hands on experience. Small classes (3-5
people) beginners welcomed.
Certificate of Achievement,
also ornamental iron available,
senior’s
discount,
reasonable prices, work guaranteed.
Bob’s Welding & Fabrication
613.432.7932 Renfrew
FOR SALE
FOR SALE
Front RV electric jack deluxe
model only used one season
will sell for 200 obo
613-732-2506 Pembroke
24” white Kenmore range Model Mark 3 $250.00 very clean
works great 819-689-2966 cell
613-433-1967 Waltham QC
Poles for construction of barns
and sheds 20 & 25 ft treated,
delivery, phone M & J Enterprises 613-735-1928 Pembroke.
FOR RENT
Two bedroom cottage on Lake
Clear south of Eganville 30 ft
dock new 10í x 30í deck with
barbecue two double beds and
pull-out couch sleeps 5 full size
fridge stove microwave coffee maker toaster TV full bath
$550.00 weekly 613-649-2670
Douglas
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COMMUNITY
CALLING ALL CARD
PLAYERS!
Come out and join the fun
EVERY Tuesday Night
4 Hand Euchre
Elders Lodge (28 Chigibig
Inamo) starting at 7:00 pm.
$3.00/Person Includes light
lunch and a 50/50
Donations of food for lunch
is appreciated.
Elders Lodge is located
behind Our Lady of Nativity
Church in Pikwàkanagàn,
Golden Lake.
COMMERCIAL
Adult Companion : A well established companion servicing
pembroke, petawawa, renfrew,
arnprior & renfrew county areas/ quebec& areas. I am mature, energetic, sexy lady who
likes the company of mature,
respectful gentlemen only. call
only 613-635-1726 for info!!
FOR SALE
M&R FEEDS for all your deicing products. From ice melters,
pail and bucket deicers, water
trough deicers, pet bowls etc.
Drop in to look at our selection at
one of our three locations. M&R
FEEDS Pembroke (613)7322843 Micksburg (613)735-3689
Shawville (819)647-2814
FOR SALE
Dining room table and 6
$50.00 or B.O.; Mason
litre size some smaller
a dozen 613-735-1960
broke.
chairs
jars 1
$1.00
Pem-
Yamaha keyboard with adaptor
and stand top conditiuon $100
613-638-3288 Pembroke
COMMERCIAL
Army Surplus for sale: Gor-Tex
jackets, winter parkas, blue and
green come in various sizes.
Sleeping bags and air mattress.
Prices vary. Call 613-735-0757.
Pembroke.
FOR SALE
Car trailer 7,000 GVR ramps 4
ft all steel, winch 6,000 lbs rolling weight, ball hitch 2 5/16î
used very little $2,200 613-7570229 Killaloe.
AMISH-MADE Airtight
WOOD COOKStOVES
and HEATERS for sale.
Affordable pricing ranging
from $1600.00 and up.
You can cook, bake,
heat your home, have hot
running water, etc.
Contact Ervin
613-332-2129
[email protected]
www.weberswoodstoves.com
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FARMERS MARKET
FOR SALE
Trevi 12 ft above ground pool
drain haywood filter I-S H.P.
motor walk down molded steps
lights 20 ft sonar panel see
working new was over $5000
installed $650 O.B.O. 613-8316019 Stittsville.
FOR SALE
FOR SALE
White fridge 3.5 yrs old $400
White Stove $250
Other stuff too. Call Rose 613646-7682 Cobden
2004 Ford sidestep truck,
192,000 km, lights on floor
and under truck, $1,000 stereo, backup camera, GPS, new
brakes and tires, will certify, excellent condition
$8,000 613-687-1968
Petawawa
COMMERCIAL
58 pieces mixed cedar and
spruce squares 6X6, 5X5, 4X4
- 10’ long - $500 take all FIRM
call after 6 pm 613-649-2542
Douglas
Good to the Last Bite!
For Fresh & Delicious—Visit
Your Pembroke Farmers’ Market. Open every Wed & Sat;
8:30 am –1 pm. Victoria & Lake
St. Lots of parking!
Baby potatoes, greens, greenhouse tomatoes, rhubarb &
more! Baking, jams, preserves,
local meats, gluten-free mixes/
baking. Crafts, jewellery, artwork. Canteen.
www.pembrokefarmersmarket.
com & Facebook
FOR SALE
New Oster kitchen centre 5 in
1 $160.00; Counter Kraft bread
maker new $25.00; Card table
4 chairs $115.00; Radio & record player in cabinet $200.00;
New Jetliner suitcase $40.00;
Fan super 3 speed $25.00; Outdoor furniture, round table with
umbrella, 2 lounge, 2 chairs
$210.00; 2 Bicycles 1 menís
& 1 women’s single speed
$40.00; EZ tow trailer new condition $575.00; Sofa & 2 chairs
$600.00 no pets; 3 new 6V
batteries $25.00 each; Coffee
table , 2 end tables $400.00;
Brush saw weed eater $150.00;
12 ft spring boat new 6 hp Evinrude motor, trailer $2000.00;
New 2 Dunlop at 25x8 & 12 &
new 2 Dunlop at 25 x 10 & 10
$525.00 on rims for 4 wheeler;
Tow behind spreader $95.00;
2 new garden hose Ω in 100 ft
long $45.00 each, ALL ITEMS
MUST GO 613-756-6809
Barry’s Bay.
FOR SALE - Topsoil, garden soil, mulch, retaining wall
stones, compost, etc. Call J.P.
Allard for delivery ON and QC
819-689-2430 Chapeau QC
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FOR SALE
FOR SALE
OTTAWA RIVER. Furnished
4-season home or year-round
cottage. 1700 square feet,
3 bedrooms, 1 acre. 40-foot
deck, gazebo, municipal water.
$279000. Search 1047603047
on Kijiji.ca.” 819-683-1388
Mansfield QC
Spacious one bedroom house
with 59 acres wooded. Recent
renovations. Residential/commercial zoning. Electric horse
fencing already installed
125 000$, 78 route 301.
819-467-1091 Danford Lake
10 • JUNE 2015
FATHER’S DAY
NO TAX WEEKEND
ON GUNS ONLY!!
FRI. JUNE. 19TH -9AM TO 6PM
SAT. JUNE. 20TH – 9AM TO 5PM
SUN. JUNE. 21TH – 10AM TO 2PM
FATHER’S DAY FIREARM FESTIVUS
AND FLEA MARKET
SATURDAY JUNE 20TH FROM 9AM TO 5PM
BUY/SELL OR TRADE
(GUNS/HUNTING GEAR AND MORE)
YOU CAN RESERVE A SPOT AT NO CHARGE,
BRING YOUR OWN TABLE TO SELL YOUR STUFF!!
(ADMISSION IS FREE)
6179 PERTH ST.
RICHMOND, ONT.
www.thathuntingstore.com
(613) 838-8828
GUNS
HUNTING
11 • JUNE 2015
BOWS
CROSS BOWS
CLOTHING
AMMO
FISHING
JUST FOR FUN
Two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the
aircraft.
Both are wearing dark glasses,
one is using a guide dog, and
the other is tapping his way
along the aisle with a cane.
Nervous laughter spreads
through the cabin, but the men
enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up.
The passengers begin glancing
nervously around, searching
for some kind of a sign that this
is just a little practical joke.
None is forthcoming.
The plane moves faster and
faster down the runway, and
the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re head-
ed straight for the water at the
edge of the airport property.
Just as it begins to look as
though the plane will plow
straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.
At that moment, the plane lifts
smoothly into the air.
The passengers relax and
laugh a little sheepishly, and
soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the
knowledge that the plane is in
good hands.
Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one
of the blind pilots turns to the
other and says, ‘You know,
Bob, one of these days, they’re
gonna scream too late and
we’re all gonna die’!!
JUNE
CHIP OFF THE BLOCK
Gourmet Grill Cheese Sandwich & Fish & Chips
613-312-7669
1412 Pembroke St. E Beside Mullen's Esso Open 11AM - 8PM
JUST FOR FUN
Do The Math...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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JUST FOR FUN
BLESSED CANADA
On the sixth day God turned
to the Archangel Gabriel and
said: “Today I am going to
create a land called Canada
It will be a land of outstanding
natural beauty. It shall have
tall majestic mountains full of
mountain goats, and eagles,
beautiful sparkling lakes
bountiful with bass and trout,
forests full of elk and moose,
high cliffs over-looking sandy
beaches with an abundance
of sea life, and rivers stocked
with salmon.”
God continued, “I shall make
the land rich in resources so as
to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and
they shall be known as the
most friendly people on the
earth.”
“But Lord,” asked Gabriel
“don’t you think you are being
too generous to these Canadians?”
“Not really,” replied God “just
wait and see the winters I am
going to give them.”
AND NOW YOU KNOW.
CHILDREN’S ART WORK SHOP
JULY 16TH 2015 11AM-2:00PM. BRING LUNCH,
COST $12.00 AGE 5YRS AND UP
Children will create their own work of art to take home.
Parents may stay or leave; Supervision is on site. Bring
a lunch and a drink. Location 176 Cvic Center Rd.
Petawawa Heritage Village
Pre booking require 613-687-5054 or
[email protected]
@ Calabogie Peaks Resort
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BEACHBURG FAIR
JULY 24-26, 2015
WWW.BEACHBURGFAIR.COM
FREESTYLE
MOTOCROSS
SATURDAY & SUNDAY!!
ALL THIS ACTION
INCLUDED IN YOUR
ADDMISSON
DEMOLITION
DERBY
FRIDAY JULY 24 2015
STARTS AT 7 PM
WWW.EDGE-ENTERTIANMENTGROUP.COM
PAY ONE PRICE ADMISSION:
$15 - FRIDAY
$15 - SATURDAY
$15 - SUNDAY
WEEKEND PASSES ARE BACK!
-SOLD ONLY UNTIL JULY 24 2015-
THE GHOST TOWN CRYERS
-DANCEBAVARIAN GARDENS
SATURDAY JULY 25 2015
9 PM ATV POKER RUN-‐ SATURDAY HORSE PULL-‐ SUNDAY FREE PONY RIDES-‐ SATURDAY & SUNDAY CRAFTERS & VENDORS-‐ SATURDAY & SUNDAY ALL WEEKEND BAVARIAN GARDENS – HOME COOKED MEALS LIVESTOCK SHOWS & EXHIBITS CHILDRENS ACTVITY AREA HERITAGE HALL 14 • JUNE 2015
CIVIC MONTH IS BACK
AT PEMBROKE HONDA
Touring Odssey 2012, 57895km,
$34995.00$265.50 Bi Weekly
14311A
2008 CRV LX AWD, 39995km,
$13995. $206.44 Bi Weekly
15244A
FREE BUNDLE #2 WITH ANY CIVIC PURCHASE!
2008 CIVIC DX-G COUPE,
119890KM $7495 $113.95
Bi Weekly 15046A
2013 CRV LX AWD 76595km,
$22995.00 $154.43 Bi Weekly
P7229
2013 CIVIC LX COUPE 19568KM,
MANUAL $16495 $111.73
Bi Weekly 15181A
Civic DX-G manual, 20102895km
$9995.00 Bi Weekly $93.64
P7189
2009 Fit LX Manual 131855km
$9995.00 $115.96 Bi Weekly
5141A
2013 Civic LX 48179km,
$15995.00 $108.45 Bi Weekly
5169A
2010 CIVIC EXL 83968KM,
$12995 $120.37 Bi Weekly
15108A
ODYSSEY EXL 2010 162589km,
$15995.00 $147.10 Bi Weekly
15064A
D
L
SO
2009 CIVIC SPORT19585KM,
P7200, 2012 CIVIC 99419km,
$9995 $115.96 Bi Weekly
$13995$ 108.48 Bi Weekly
29261
15134A
2008 MY 36 month term, Bi Weekly payment interval 6.99% interest rate, example cost to borrow on $10000 is $1280.52 for term---2009 MY, 48 month term, bi Weekly payment
interval 6.99% interest rate, example cost to borrow on $10000 is $1662.08 for complete term---2010 and 2011 MY, 60 month term, Bi Weekly payment interval 5.99% interest rate,
example cost to borrow on $10000 is $1774.40 for term--2012 MY, 72 month term, Bi Weekly payment interval, 5.24% interest rate, example cost to borrow on $10000 is $1859.00
for term----2013 and 2014 MY, 84 month term, Bi Weekly payment interval, 5.24% interest rate, example cost to borrow on $10000 is $2166.74 for complete term All payments
include $399 admin fee, $5 OMVIC fee and $109 PPSA filing fee. Taxes are extra, OAC
2012 Odyssey EX RES, 74250km,
$27995.00 $213.16 Bi Weekly
P7216
2011 Civic DX-G 97895km,
$11495.00 $107.00 Bi Weekly
15115A
2014 CRV EXL AWD, 37259KM,
$29995 $200.42 Bi Weekly
P7233
1405 Pembroke
St. W. Pembroke
1-800-273-0313
1-613-732-3673
www.pembrokehonda.com
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How do court reporters keep straight faces?
ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the
impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember
which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your
memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of
something you forgot?
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person
dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next
morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old
is he?
WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ.
ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney.
Can I get a new attorney?
ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death.
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with
male.
ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have
you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of
a fight.
ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral...
ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined
the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
And last...
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy,
did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was
alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in
a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been
alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been
alive and practising law.
Philosophers of this century
America is the only
country where a significant proportion of the
population believes that
professional wrestling is
real but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman
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Men are like linoleum
floors. Lay ‘em right and
you can walk all over
them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind
The only reason they
say ‘Women and children first’ is to test the
strength of the lifeboats.
~ Jean Kerr
AVAILABLE
Two bedroom cottage on Lake
Clear, south of Eganville 30’
dock new 10’ x 30’ deck with
barbecue two double beds
pull-out couch,sleeps 5 full size
fridge stove microwave coffee maker toaster TV, full bath
$550.00 weekly. 613-649-2670
Douglas
FOR SALE
M&R Feeds for all your fencing needs. Chain link, vinyl,
wrought iron, wood, etc.
Installation also available. M&R
FEEDS.
Pembroke (613)732-2843
Micksburg (613)735-3689
Shawville (819)647-2814
DOMAINE STODDART
LAC NILGAUT, QC
JUST FOR FUN
A recent study found the average Canadian walks about 900
miles a year.
Another study found Canadians drink, on average, 22
gallons of beer a year.
That means, on average,
Canadians get about 41 miles
to the gallon.
Kind Of Makes You Proud To
Be Canadian, doesn’t it??!!
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be
miserable, or
get married and wish you were
dead.
At a cocktail party, one woman
said to another,
“Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong
man.”
Exclusive Territory
Family Vacation
Fishing & Hunting
Four Wheeling
613-454-5248
[email protected]
[email protected]
3 hours Northof Pembroke
w w w. e a s t e r n o u t f i t t i n g . c o m
URNS (Cremation)
Made by a professional cabinet maker
Economical and Respectful
Call: 1-819-648-5160
Or: 1-613-552-5429
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FOR SALE
15’ Deep Water heavy aluminum boat & trailer, c/w 2009 30
HP Evinrude E-Tec long shaft
tiller outboard motor all in good
condition, $6000 (firm)
Call Mike @ 819-689-2659
Waltham
FOR SALE
M&R Feeds for all your fencing needs. Chain link, vinyl,
wrought iron, wood etc. Installation also available. M&R
FEEDS Pembroke (613)7322843 Micksburg (613)735-3689
Shawville 819-647-2814
Only $10.95
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Personal ads are now $10 for 30 words with or without a picture
(Personal ads are for sale or wanted ads that are not meant to make you a profit through re-sale. All items must be priced)
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Make cheque out to Ray Pappin NOT Valley Vendor.
Send cash please – if cheque or M.O. add $2 banking fees.
Mail ad and payment to: Valley Vendor 1071 Sutherland Rd. RR#2 Pembroke ON K8A 6W3
ATTENTION PLEASE: You may still email ads and pictures to [email protected] and then pay.
Payments are still accepted by cash, cheque, email transfer and Direct Deposit to BMO 2390 3224-728
Ads arriving after deadline will appear in the following issue.
Deadline for our JULY issue is: June 29th
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Well folks BIG changes continue for 2015. Here’s the new crew:
Ray (with all hats) publishing, Joanne on typing, Belliery on sales,
Marcie for all (ON) delivery. Special thanks to Dana Thom that has left
graphics for cakes, burgers, pizza, fries. Wishing her the best as she
maintains the snack bar out at the Westmeath Arena.
To place your ad look over at Page 20, eh!
DEADLINE FOR THE JULY ISSUE: June 29th
Your ad and $$$ to reach us by then
PAST DEADLINE ADS WILL BE PRINTED IN THE FOLLOWING ISSUE
(Be sure to mail your ad and/or payment to reach the office before deadline)
DELIVERY OF THE JULY PAPER—July 7 to 10
CONTACT BELLIERY FOR DISPLAY AD SALES ONLY - No CLASSIFIEDS
Belliery Res: 613.685.0102 Cell: 613.717.1073 [email protected]
Office hours are M-F 9–5 for any DISPLAY AD info if needed. We do not take classified ads over the phone.
Email of ad text, pictures and payment is the best way to go and guarantees your ad gets in the paper
Tel: 613.638.3256 Cell: 613.401.3256 Fax: 1-866.638.3256 [email protected]
FILL OUT FORM on Page 20 and mail it in with $$ 1071 Sutherland Rd. RR#2 Pembroke ON K8A 6W3
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you are not alone. Everyone
has a legal story. You can apply
for you own record suspension
but the paperwork and procedure can be daunting.
The process can take 18 to 24
months.
This means you can explore a
whole new world of job opportunities or enjoy the freedom
to travel to any of your favouA Canadian pardon is a method • Stress free travel across rite destinations. Insurance
of removing a past criminal ofinternational
borders companies, financial instituconfidently and undergo tions, apartment rentals, being
fense from public record.
A pardon decision is made by
any work related securi- bonded, contractors hiring sub
ty checks that may be re- contracts, educational opportuthe Canadian Parole Board afquired in the future—Relief nities, and volunteer organizater they review the nature of the
prior criminal offenses and docfrom deportation
tions are all requesting criminal
umentary evidence relating to • Freedom to achieve emo- records checks more frequently
“rehabilitation” and other factors
tional and psychological now.
closure
removing
any To be eligible to receive a parthat justify a pardon.
self-induced
humiliation don in Ontario means an appliAdvantages to receiving a Reassociated with the past cation in Canada to meet the record Suspension:
events—Forgiveness
of quirements as listed; it must be
• Proud to have no further
past mistakes—No secret 3, 5 or 10 years since you comrecord of past foolishness
shame.
• Improve your life, travel
pleted the sentence for your
and work when applying Everyone makes mistakes. offense, depending on the type
for a job and records check Sometimes those mistakes lead of offense convicted and the
• People deserve the right to a criminal record.
seriousness of the crime comfor personal growth and to Over 4 million Canadians have mitted. This time frame includes
a criminal record; rest assured the completion of all probation
better themselves
Why do a Criminal Pardon
(Record Suspension)?
A lawyer had a wife and 12
children and needed to move
as his rental agreement was
coming to an end for the home
where he lived but was having difficulty in finding a new
home. When he said he had
12 children, no one would rent
a home to him because they
knew that the children would
destroy the home. He could not
say that he had no children, he
could not lie; after all, lawyers
cannot and do not lie. So, he
had an idea: he sent his wife for
a walk to the cemetery with 11
children. He took the remain-
22 • JUNE 2015
ing one with him to see homes
with the Real Estate Agent. He
liked one of the homes and the
agent asked, “how many children do you have?”
He answered: “12 children”.
The agent asked, “where are
the others?” The lawyer answered, with a sad look, “They
are in the cemetery with their
mother”. And that’s the way he
was able to rent a home for his
family without lying.
MORAL: It is not necessary to
lie; one only has to choose the
right words. Lawyers don’t lie...
they are creative.
www.jimnew.com
[email protected]
JUST FOR FUN
and the payment of all fines.
If you have a non-conviction record holding you back from enjoying life it would be useful to
get a Record Purge.
Even if you have never been
convicted of a crime, a registered background check can
still show a non-conviction record on your criminal records
check. This could stop you from
finding work, adopting a child,
or even travelling freely across
the border.
To be considered personally eligible for a Record Purge:
• You must not be convicted
of a summary or indictable
offense.
• In the case of a discharge,
your record must originate
before July 24, 1992.
• You must not have a criminal case pending before
the courts. This includes
courts in other jurisdictions.
• Criminal activity would
pose a substantial hurdle to
a record removal process
since local police have a
say in the matter.
PREOWNED VEHICLES
2007 F150 XLT 4X4, Lariat w/
leather, 250,000Kms., Black
Beauty, $10,995
2006 Montana Van, Only
122,000 kms., $4995
2010 Ford Escape 4X4,
Fully Equipped Inc.,
Leather & Sunroof, $9,995
2009 Hyundai Tuscon, All
Wheel Drive, Very Clean,
$10,995
1021 Pembroke Street West, Suite B, Pembroke
270 Argyle Street, Renfrew
TIP TOP TOES
Hello! It’s Audrey, the foot care nurse...it’s here! It’s finally here...SUMMER!
One benefit of summer in the Ottawa Valley is knowing that instead of
trying to keep frostbite at bay, you can relax with your toes digging bare
foot in the sand at the cottage or the many beaches. But remember you
can seriously sunburn your feet, and no matter where you are athlete’s
foot can lay waiting at any pool.
Remember to be sun savvy and foot careful this summer with these helpful hints: Limit walking barefoot as it exposes feet to sunburn, as well
as plantar warts, athlete’s foot, ringworm, and other infections and also
increases risk of injury to your feet.
Wear shoes or flip-flops around the pool, to the beach, or in the change
room to prevent injuries and limit the likelihood of contracting any bacterial infections. Remember to apply waterproof sunscreen all over your feet,
especially the tops and fronts of ankles, and don’t forget to reapply after
you’ve been in the water. And remember a SPF over 30 is recommended.
This should be my mantra, I know all of my patients may tire of me
preaching this, but stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water throughout
the day. This will not only help with overall health, but will also minimize
any foot swelling caused by the heat. Keep blood flowing with periodic
ankle flexes, toe wiggles, and calf stretches. Some activities at the beach,
lake or river may require different types of footwear to be worn. To be
safe, always pack an extra pair of sneakers or water shoes. If your shoes
will be getting wet, they should be dried out completely before your next
wearing to prevent bacteria or fungus from growing. If you injure your foot
or ankle while on vacation, seek professional medical attention.
In case of minor foot problems, be prepared with the following on-the-go
foot gear:
Flip flops—for the pool, spa, hotel room, and airport security check points.
Sterile bandages—for covering minor cuts and scrapes.
Emollient-enriched cream—to hydrate feet.
Blister pads or moleskin—to protect against blisters.
Motrin or Advil (anti-inflammatory)—to ease tired, swollen feet.
Toenail clippers—to keep toenails trimmed.
Emery board—to smooth rough edges or broken nails.
Pumice stone—to soften callused skin.
Sunscreen—to protect against the scorching sun.
Aloe vera—to relieve sunburns.
Remember to check your feet daily, especially those with diabetes or
any other ailment that causes a decrease in foot sensitivity. I always recommend using a hand mirror to see all areas. Summer is such a short
season, please take are of your feet so that you can enjoy every last
minute of it...and if you are having difficulty, you can always visit a foot
care nurse...like ME!!!
23 • JUNE 2015
INTRODUCING
VALLEY VENDOR
SENIOR SERVICES
DIRECTORY
Over June 2015, we will be calling on Senior Services related
business in hopes of designing
a Valley service directory in the
paper to serve our 20,000+
readers, the majority of which
are boomers or boomer II’s.
Interested businesses, residential facilities, in-home providers,
transport, hearing, denturist
and more may contact the pa-
G’DAY FROM RAY
per for inclusion in this directory. Elders that wish to see a
directory in the paper please let
us know.
Direct all queries to Mr. Michael
Gould at 613-732-7999 or
[email protected].
Existing clients may contact
the office or Belliery in sales.
Michael will be canvassing the
remainder. Wishing everyone
good health.
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edriv
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Mid May 2015 I went to see
the sawbones and was introduced to the Emergency services of the hospitals
of Renfrew and Pembroke,
CCAC services and Access
Health. I know the Northern
Old Bastards Vintage MC
Club give annually to hospitals, but seeing what they
do first hand is something
else. Since that day and up
to mid June, I will be receiving IVs every day to treat an
infection. It was refreshing
to see that these services
are available, and to deal
with the profesionals associated with the processes
of health care. Adjustments
to my drug expenses have
been large and I am not ‘on
the dole’ so any readers that
want me to keep providing
you something to read feel
free to join the other readers
in the past that have sent
in donations in appreciation
and send in some cash to
help out. You may also walk
into any BMO and throw
some $$ into 23906 3224728 or even email transfer
me some. Sorry if the paper
is a little late this month but
ya know SH*T happens eh!
24 • JUNE 2015
SERVICES
FAMILY HAIR & MORE
Barbering $15.00
(wash, cut, facial grooming)
Ladies and Childrens Services
Eyelash Extensions, Tinting
Waxing, Massage,
Make-up, Ear Piercing
JUST FOR FUN
A newsboy was standing on the
corner with a stack of papers,
yelling, “Read all about it. Fifty
people swindled! Fifty people
swindled!”
Curious, a man walked over,
bought a paper, and checked
the front page. Finding nothing,
the man said, “There’s nothing
in here about fifty people being
swindled.” The newsboy ignored him and went on, calling
out, “Read all about it. Fifty-one
people swindled!”
A lady inserted an ad in the
classifieds: “Husband Wanted.”
The next day, she received a
hundred letters, all saying the
same thing: “You can have mine.”
A little boy asked his father,
“Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?”
Father replied, “I don’t know
son, I’m still paying.”
Just think, if it weren’t for mar-
riage, men would go through
life thinking they had no faults
at all.
Two boys were walking home
from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the
devil. One said to the other,
“What do you think about all
this Satan stuff?”
The other boy replied, “Well,
you know how Santa
Claus turned out. It’s probably
just your Dad.”
Pearl Barbering & Hair Studio
"A Cosmetologist Alternative"
Call Julia for Appointments
613-558-4222 Pakenham
COMMERCIAL
Antique brick, made circa 1873,
approximately 8,000, $1 each.
Rough pine boards, 2”x10”x16’
$60 each, 2”x8”x16’ $50 each.
Plastic septic tank approx 700
gallons $700. Call Mike 819647-1980 Portage-du-Fort QC
M&R Feeds for all your pool and
spa needs. Large selection of
pools, chemicals and supplies.
M&R FEEDS
Pembroke
(613)732-2843
Micksburg
(613)735-3689
Shawville (819)647-2814
FOR SALE
Left hand pine K15 golf clubs
driver $65, 3 wood $55, 5 wood
$55, 5 hybrid $55 new winn
grips or all 4 clubs $200 613625-2715 Golden Lake.
Hay For Sale - 4íx4í rounds Timothy/Alfalfa/Clover mix. 2013
crop $18 a bale while qtyís last.
New 2014 crop stored inside no
rain $25.
Call 613-639-9619 Pembroke
area
25 • JUNE 2015
PICKLED WILD GARLIC
FOR SALE
Don’t be disappointed, order
your jars of wild leek early, $11 JACUZZI pool sand filter 1.5
per half liter jar, pickled in salt HP pump $200.00 Call Heidi
and vinegar with filtered water. 613-732-4706 Pembroke
Available
sometime
May
through June. Taking orders
now! [email protected]
613-406-1411
Renfrew/Arnprior
JUST FOR FUN
At Sunday School, they were
teaching how God created everything, including human beings.
Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him
how Eve was created out of
one of Adam’s ribs.
Later in the week, his mother noticed him lying down as
though he were ill, and she
said, “Johnny, what is the matter?”
Little Johnny responded, “I
have pain in my side. I think I’m
going to have a wife.”
GENERAL STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the
future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who
makes more money than his
wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
FOR SALE
1998 VW GULF GT I, SUN
ROOF, AIR, ASKING $800.00
TEL. 1-613-258-9963
Kemptville
FOR SALE
4 rims complete with sensors
to fit 2007 Cadillac SRX only
5 months old rims are 18” frost
6X115 AL paid 1,107 will sell for
600 have original receipt.
613-732-2506 Pembroke
COMMERCIAL
Have your treasured memories
digitally converted from VHS
(VCR), Beta, VHSC and Hi-8
camcorder cassette tapes to
DVD disc. Also looking for old
Nintendo NES consoles. Will
also resurface scratched or damaged discs. 613-756-7892 or
613-635-6096 Barry’s Bay.
26 • JUNE 2015
FOR SALE
20 GA Ithaca pump $350.00;
SKS rifle Monte Carlo stock
$185.00; Civil war sword
$575.00 O.B.O.
613-587-4735 Westmeath.
FOR SALE
Grumman 12 ft aluminum boat
very good 613-625-2715
Golden Lake.
27 • JUNE 2015
FOR SALE
Simpsons Sears 10 foot leathercouch $500 and 2 wall units
Call Rose 613-646-7682
Cobden
JUST FOR FUN
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates
and said, ‘You have been a
good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the
asking.’
The cat thought for a minute
and then said, ‘All my life, I
lived on a farm and slept on
hard wooden floors. I would
like a real fluffy pillow to sleep
on.’ God said, ‘Say no more.’
Instantly the cat had a huge
fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were
killed in an accident and they
all went to Heaven together.
God met the mice at the gates
with the same offer that He
made to the cat. The mice
said, ‘Well, we have had to run
all of our lives from cats, dogs,
and even people with brooms!
If we could just have some
little roller skates, we would
not have to run again.’ God
answered, ‘It is done.’ All the
mice had beautiful little roller
skates.
About a week later, God
decided to check on the cat.
He found her sound asleep
on her fluffy pillow. God gently
awakened the cat and asked,
‘Is everything okay? How
have you been doing? Are you
happy?’
The cat replied, ‘Oh, it is
WONDERFUL. I have never
been so happy in my
life. The pillow is so fluffy, and
those little Meals on Wheels
you have been sending over
are delicious!’
WORDS OF WISDOM:
You don’t stop laughing
because you grow old; you
grow old because you stop
laughing.
Owner/Operator: Remi Lair
OPEN:
Monday
to Friday
8am–5pm
phone 613-629-5777
cell 613-585-0600
[email protected]
110 Townline, Pembroke
(old Steve’s Transmission)
SEE US
FOR
AIR
CONDITIONING
Available In:
Natural Gas
Propane
Oil
Wood Electric
Combination
Furnace
28 • JUNE 2015
JUST FOR FUN
For his birthday, little Joe asked
for a 10-speed bicycle.
His father said, “Son, we’d give
you one, but the mortgage on
this house is $280,000 and
your mother just lost her job.
There’s no way we can afford
it.”
The next day the father saw
little Joe heading out the front
door with a suitcase.
29 • JUNE 2015
So he asked, “Son, where are
you going?”
Little Joe told him, “I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling Mom you
were pulling out. Then I heard
her tell you to wait because
she was coming too. And I’ll be
damned if I’m staying here by
myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike.”
MAKWA BINGO
JUST FOR FUN
JOKES THAT CAN
BE TOLD IN CHURCH
Attending a wedding for the
first time, a little girl whispered
to her mother, “Why is the bride
dressed in white?””
The mother replied, “Because
white is the color of happiness,
and today is the happiest day
of her life.”
The child thought about this for
a moment then said, “So why is
the groom wearing black?”
Mondays and Wednesdays
469 Kokomis Inamo
Golden Lake Pikwakanagan
Doors open at 5:00 pm
Warm-ups at 6:45 pm
Monday’s Jackpot $1500 in
designated number
Wednesday’s Jackpot
$500 to GO!
**Nevada &
Progressive Balls **
613-625-2597
SMOKING AND
NON-SMOKING SECTION
30 • JUNE 2015
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast
as she could, trying not to be
late for Bible class. As she ran
she prayed, “Dear Lord, please
don’t let me be late! Dear Lord,
please don’t let me be late!”
While she was running and
praying, she tripped on a curb
and fell, getting her clothes
dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself
off, and started running again.
As she ran she once again be-
gan to pray, “Dear Lord, please
don’t let me be late...but please
don’t shove me either!”
take me out while I was alive, I
don’t want them to take me out
when I’m dead.”
Three boys are in the school
yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My
dad scribbles a few words on
a piece of paper, he calls it a
poem, they give him $50.”
The second boy says, “that’s
nothing. My dad scribbles a few
words on a piece of paper, he
calls it a song, they give him
$100.”
The third boy says, “I got you
both beat. My dad scribbles a
few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it
takes eight people to collect all
the money!”
A police recruit was asked
during the exam, “What would
you do if you had to arrest your
own mother?” He answered,
“Call for backup.”
An elderly woman died last
month. Having never married,
she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, “They wouldn’t
A Sunday School teacher
asked her class why Joseph
and Mary took Jesus with them
to Jerusalem. A small child replied, “They couldn’t get a
baby-sitter.”
A Sunday school teacher was
discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year
olds.
After explaining the commandment to “Honor thy father and
thy mother,” she asked, “Is
there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our
brothers and sisters?” Without
missing a beat, one little boy
answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
WANTED
Wanted - Horse machinery hayloader, manure spreader,
grain binder, seed drills,hammer mill, buggy, sleigh. 613371-0167 613-256-1563 Carp
FOR SALE
Wanted - early Winchester and
Colt firearms, ammo and related items. Please call after 5 Thanks. 613-283-5481 Smiths
Falls
Wanted - Old traps - looking for
old or unused traps. Anything
from mouse traps to bear traps.
Will pay cash and pick up. 613332-0275 Bancroft
Wanted - Propane refrigerator
for a cottage, must be in good
working condition 613-7560110 Barry’s Bay.
FOR SALE
2008 Mazda 3 GX 76,000 km,
4 Door, Auto Transmission,
A/C, Auto Start, AM/FM/CD
player, 1 Owner, Beige, New
struts, break pads and rotors
Asking $6395. Call 613-7353947 Pembroke
The price is $38,900 or direct
drive for $35,900 and will be
reduced by $3000.00 if purchased before June 30th. 1200
sq.ft. This upgraded bungalow
is approximately 30’ x 40’ with
two bedrooms and one bathroom. It has a newly renovated
kitchen, hardwood floors, and
gas furnace.
Price does not include police
escort, road permit(s), insurance, and crane rental to lift
section of roof off and place
back on. HST extra. The brick
will be removed and the house
will be professionally wrapped
with tyvek.
For more information about this
house please contact Sharron
at 613-836-1215 or sharron@
cdsmovers.com.
31 • JUNE 2015
AMISH-MADE Airtight
WOOD COOKStOVES
and HEATERS for sale.
Affordable pricing ranging
from $1600.00 and up.
You can cook, bake,
heat your home, have hot
running water, etc.
Contact Ervin
613-332-2129
[email protected]
www.weberswoodstoves.com
OBIT
FOSS, Harold Allan - Passed
away on Tuesday, April 21st at
the age of 62 years. Allan Foss
of Pembroke, loving father
of Sean and Evan Foss and
brother of Hugh Foss. Predeceased by his parents Victor
and Elsie Foss. Friend of the
Pappin Family - Rollie, Randy
& Nancy (deceased) and by
Ray & Carmen (Mom).
RIP
32 • JUNE 2015
JUST FOR FUN
CATHOLIC PARROTS
A lady goes to her priest one
day and tells him, “Father, I
have a problem. I have two
female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing.”
“What do they say?” the priest
inquired.
They say, “Hi, we’re hookers!
Do you want to have some
fun?”
“That’s obscene!” the priest exclaimed, then he thought for a
moment.
“You know,” he said, “I may
have a solution to your prob-
lem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to
pray and read the Bible. Bring
your two parrots over to my
house, and we’ll put them in
the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your
parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to
stop saying.. that phrase.. in
no time.”
“Thank you,” the woman responded, “this may very well
be the solution.”
The next day, she brought her
female parrots to the priest’s
house. As he ushered her
in, she saw that his two male
parrots were inside their cage
holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in
with them.After a few minutes,
the female parrots cried out in
Barb Kraft Kuiack
Broker of Record
613-639-3654
$329,000
677 A TAMARACK RD
$329,000 Cathedral Ceiling & a wall of windows up
and down take advantage of the southeastern exposure overlooking Blackfish Bay. Mountainous views
on the opposing shore. Gradual entry at the sandy
shore. 2002 Viceroy in a wonderful neighbourhood.
Make this your home.
Al Schutt
www.availableproperty.ca
Sales Representative
Box 878, Barry’s Bay, Ontario, 613-756-2477
$299,000
101 SIBERIA ROAD
Location.. location! Warm,solid family bungalow,
on a huge lot stretching from roadway to the popular
Kamaniskeg Lake shore. Close to the hospital and
shopping. Full apartment on lower level allowing
for an extra income opportunity. New roof on main
house and the bathroom in apartment is being fully
renovated. A must see!!can watch the sunset on those
long summer nights.
$149,000 21 DAWSON ST
$205,000 1174 LORNIE LA
End of a quiet Street but still close to downtown
This cottage sits on the sandy shore of McMaster
shopping, banking etc. Well kept family home cozy lake at the end of a quiet road
and warm. Lots of closet room for storage throughout the house. Beautiful back yard with room for a
garden or creation of landscape.
33 • JUNE 2015
unison: “Hi, we’re hookers! Do
you want to have some fun?”
There was stunned silence.
Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male
parrot and exclaimed, “Put
the beads away, Frank. Our
prayers have been answered!”
$235,000
613-332-7065
570 PAUGH LAKE ISLAND RD
Island cottage with 160’of clean sandy beach.
Charming A frame with upper & lower decks.
Southern exposure. 3 bdrms, wide pine plank floors
and rough hewn beams. Extensive renovations in
the last 7 years. Paugh Lake is a clean healthy good
fishing lake with abundant virgin shoreline. Provincial
Trail B comes to the end of the lake for ATV and
snowmobilers.
$55,900
Peaceful get away on the banks of the Bonnechere
River. Small out buildings included.
$439,000
718 ARBOR VITAE ROAD
Beautiful Viceroy bungalow with southern exposure
& child-friendly sandy beachfront overlooking
gorgeous Carson lake. Its thoughtful design includes
a wall of windows on upper and lower levels, pine
cathedral ceilings, open concept kitchen/dining rm,
large deck from dining room, balcony from master
bedrm, ensuite bathrm with soaker tub & walk-in
closets in the guest rms. Built to a high standard. 1780
sq’ of living space on main floor.
IF YOUR THINKING
REAL ESTATE GIVE US
A CALL. DEDICATED
TO EXCELLENCE
SINCE 1978. OPEN SIX
DAYS A WEEK
NOBS
JUST FOR FUN
Adam was walking around the
garden of Eden feeling very
lonely, so God asked him,
“Adam, what is wrong with
you?”
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to. God said he was
going to give him a companion
and it would be a woman.
God told Adam that this person
would cook for him, wash his
Interested in joining up with
the NOBs, just show up at
the next breakfast meeting
last Sun of each month.
10:00 am (winter)
09:30 am (summer)
and sign up then
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Jun 28—Almonte Civitan
Jul 26—Fort Coulonge
August 30—Petawawa Legion
Sept 27—QC TBA
Oct 25—Arnprior Legion
Nov 29—QC TBA
(dates tenative only)
Check here often or
use the web & FB
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Or just get a hold of Stu
[email protected]
or 819-712-388
clothes, would always agree
with every decision Adam
made.
God continued, “She will bear
your children and never ask
you to get up in the middle of
the night to take care of them.
She will never nag you and will
always be the first to admit that
she was wrong when you’ve
had a disagreement. She will
never have a headache and will
freely give you love and compassion whenever you need it.”
Adam asked God, “What would
a woman like this cost me?”
God answered, “An arm and a
leg.”
Adam thought for a moment,
and then asked, “What could I
get for just a rib?”
The rest is history.
After all is said and done, more is said than done.
Price is $34,900 for this spacious 960 sq. ft. bungalow in
very good condition in Arnprior.
Three bedrooms, kitchen, one
bathroom.
Delivery in Ontario for up to 60
kms (extra mileage charges apply route permitting).
Price does not include permits,
insurance or police escorts.
HST extra.
For additional information call
Sharron 613-836-1215 or email
[email protected].
34 • JUNE 2015
PISTON BROKE
MOTORCYCLES INK.
1984 VIRAGO
COMMERCIAL
FOR SALE
Lawn tractor not running properly? Rototillers, woodsplitters,
mowers, repair and maintenance. I come to you. Very
reasonable rates. Mike’s Mobile Mechanical. Serving Pembroke, Eganville, Petawawa
and nearby areas. Call 613732-7999 Pembroke
Outboard Cadorette
fibreglass 14 ft, excellent
hull, new seats, Evinrude
33 HP motor (these motors
never die).
Trailer, new tires, lights,
bearings,many extras
$2,000.
613-757-3950 Killaloe.
FOR SALE
M&R Feeds for all your
fencing needs. Chain
link, vinyl, wrought iron,
wood etc.
Installation also
available. M&R FEEDS
Pembroke (613)732-2843
Micksburg (613)735-3689
Shawville (819)647-2814
$3000
1959 BSA Dispatch - 650
Rent fo
r
$150
Per Mo
nth
“Your Total Transportation Company”
INVENTORY REDUCTION SALE
$4000
Have an old BRITISH bike or
HD wasting away give me a
call anytime and we may come
and get er. Too many rice
callers —if ya want to get
rid of them—buy an ad eh!
More BRITISH or early US-eh!.
LOOK IN YOUR BARN!!
613-638-3256 Meath Hill
35 • JUNE 2015
Used 20 Foot 14 gauge steel containers
wood floor / 1360 Cubic Feet / 5290 Lbs tare weight
All Containers are wind & water tight Container Condition, Colour and Grade will be
reflected by the price.
Telephone: (613) 735-6881
Toll Free: 1-800-663-6615 www.wemovetheworld.com
Free Delivery within Renfrew County
LEGION EVENTS
Royal Canadian
Legion Branch 353
57 Veterans Way, P.O. Box 196
Eganville, Ontario K0J 1T0
[email protected]
613-628-2802
June 7 Bid Euchre Tournament Legion Main Hall 1:30pm $10.00/person
June 12 Answers for Alexis Trivia Night 7:30pm
Register by June 10 613-628-3079
$10.00/person (6 people/team)
June 13 Legion Golf Tournament $75.00/golfer
includes 18 holes golf, cart & roast beef
dinner) Dinner only $15.00/person
Register and pmt due by June 3
June 14 Ways & Means Dance 2pm-6pm
Music by Guy Jamieson & Friends
$7.00/person Donations of
sandwiches/squares gratefully accepted
June 16 Blood Donor Clinic 5pm-8pm
1-888-2DONATE
June 21 Melville United Church Breakfast Fundraiser
Legion Main Hall 8am-1pm
Of course we still have out Thursday night bingo,
Supper and Jam session
“LIKE” us on FaceBook at Royal Canadian Legion
Branch 353 Eganville!
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LOST
FOR SALE
Price is $34,000. Price reduced
until June 30th with delivery by
July 31, 2015! Price does not
include HST, permits, escorts,
insurance additional cost. Adorable, approximately 1400 sq.ft.
L-shaped
bungalow—hardwood floors, 3 bedrooms, 1
bathroom, stove included. Top
of roof to be cut and shipped
separately—reattachment
costs by purchaser. Delivery in
Ontario for up to 40 kms (extra
mileage charges apply route
permitting). Call Sharron 613836-1215 or email sharron@
cdsmovers.com
LOST—Her name is Lily and
she is 8 months old. She
has no collar and her stomach is shaved from being
fixed a few weeks ago.
She is a brown and grey tabby cat, she’s been missing
from the South Gower area
since Sat May 2 nd . We can
be contacted 613-8849348 or 613229-8293.
Please bring
her
home;
the family is lost without
here.
REWARD $100
CHIPSTAND $25,000 obo. Turn
key business located in Barry’s
Bay. Includes: fire suppression
system, exhaust system, 3 fryers, a 3’ flat grill, a single door
industrial fridge, 50lb commercial potato peeler, potato cutter,
1 large freezer & 1 small freezer. Belinda 613-635-3197
JUST FOR FUN
A psychiatrist gets a new job
at an insane asylum, and he’s
making his rounds for the first
time. “What’s your name?” he
asks the first patient he meets.
“I am Napoleon!” the patient
replies.
“How do you know that?” asks
the doctor. “God told me so.”
“I did not!” yells a patient sitting
nearby.
Two molecules are walking
down the street and they run in
to each other.One says to the
other, ‘Are you all right?’ ‘
No, I lost an electron.’ ‘Are you
sure?’
‘I’m positive.’
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SOLD
KILLALOE BDG LOT,
#922587, $17,900
Contractors wanted to build a
bungalow, senior access on this
½ acre level lot.
NEW PRICE! LOT,
#931644, $179,000
400 ft sandy beach west facing lot
with hydro, well, and septic waiting for your home/getaway place.
NEW PRICE, CUSTOM
HOME, #945790, $399,900
CUSTOM RIVERFRT HOME,
#923542, $399,000
So many extras in this 4 bdrm, 3 bath
home, miles of water travel
from your door.
GOLDEN LK BEAUTY,
#948433, $259,500
3 bdrm, 2 bath home backing onto 132 ft
river frtg, ideal for a family with a home
business. Oversize garage, insulated, wired,
heated lends itself to this.
MOTEL/RES
#942565,$796,000
ROUND LAKE CENTRE
LOT, #942715, $21,900
AFFORDABLE CABIN,
#943336, $164,900
RIVERFRT HOME,
#946439, $279,000
KILLALOE HOME,
#948607, $139,000
GOLDEN LK COTTAGE,
#949471, $189,900
Cute 2 bdrm cottage with 2
bdrm Bunkie, 170 ft frontage.
PAUGH LK, #949524,
$179,000
Original 3 bdrm, 3 season
cabin with loft, plus sleep
cabin
GOLDEN LAKE,
#953988, $239,900
NEW LISTING,
#954419, $215,900
Over ½ acre, level, fenced,
Solid, affordable 3 bdrm home Thriving business on corridor
Yr round, open concept, all on
sandpt well, driveway, backs
on the river for your family.
between Ottawa/Algonquin
mn level, 2 bay garage, canoe,
onto walking trails, near beach. kayak up into Algonquin Pk.
Lots of potential.
Pk, room for expansion.
Reno’d kitchen, wood cookstove
in addition to built-in oven and
cooktop, solarium, double lot, just
some of the pluses here. Only half
hr to Pembroke.
Affordable home on quiet
street, close to all amenities,
schools.
NEW PRICE! HOME,
#951501, $119,900
AFFORDABLE ON
ROUND LK. #951731,
$245,000
WILNO HOME,
#952058, $183,000
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High visibility on hwy 60, 1,087 sq
ft block bldg., 2 bays, 2 pc bath, well,
septic for your small business.
TRAMORE AREA,
#941357,$279,900
Lots of extras in this well built
waterfrt home. Fabulous views,
gradual entry into water, miles
of boating, fishing on river and
Golden Lk.
Barry’s Bay home on private
hedged double lot, 2 car
garage.
LOCATION, LOCATION,
#931580, $65,900
385 ft frontage, great kitchen,
good swimming, fishing. A
little TLC will go a long way.
Absolutely A-One condition, Updated 3 season cott on dbl 100 acres, 2 creeks, old home4 bdrm, 2 bath on 2+ acres. lot with 200 ft of sandy beach. stead plus newer shell needing
interior finish. Off grid.
JUST FOR FUN
THE DIAGNOSIS
A woman accompanied her
husband to the doctor’s office.
After his checkup, the doctor
called the wife into his office
alone. He said, “your husband
is suffering from a very severe
disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the
following, your husband will
surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a
healthy breakfast. Be pleasant,
and make sure he is in a good
mood. For lunch make him a
nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal
for him. Don’t burden him with
chores, as he probably had a
hard day. Don’t discuss your
problems with him, it will only
make his stress worse. And
most importantly. Make love
with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his
every whim. If you can do this
for the next 10 months to a
year, I think your husband will
regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband
asked his wife. “What did the
doctor say?”
“You’re going to die,” she replied.
with the fancy plate?’ The waiter replies, ‘there’s no plate like
chrome for the hollandaise.’
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast
while in his home town for the
holidays. After looking over the
menu he says, ‘I’ll just have the
eggs Benedict.’
His order comes a while later
and it’s served on a huge, fancy chrome plate.
He asks the waiter, ‘What’s
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you
must understand him a lot and
love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you
must love her a lot and not try
to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than
single men do, but married men
are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he
doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change,
and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in
any argument.Anything a man
says after that is the beginning
of a new argument.
Price is $34,900 or direct drive
is $32,000. Price reduced by
$4,500 if this house is purchased and delivered to your
site outside Ottawa city limits.
Offer good until June 30th. This
two bedroom, one bathroom
bungalow is approximately 24’
x 40’ with 960 sq.ft. It has parquet and hardwood flooring.
The kitchen has ceramic tile
flooring. The kitchen, bathroom,
doors and windows have been
upgraded. Additional costs are
police escort, road permit(s), insurance and HST. For additional information call Sharron at
613-836-1215 or Peter at 819775-2000, 819-775-2000.
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Brian Coventry, former Bank Manager with over 40 years
in the Credit/Mortgage business, will give you the best
solutions for your needs with good credit or bruised credit. With over 30 lenders to choose from, give him a call at
613-312-9167 or email [email protected]
Agent License #M08004669
BRIAN’$ CORNER
Ready to Retire?
Congratulations!
Retirement
is an exciting time—whether
you’re hitting the golf course,
travelling or spending time with
your grandchildren. If you still
have mortgage payments to
make, you may be concerned
about your ability to afford your
retirement. Or if you are mortgage free, should you use the
equity in your home to finance
expenses.
This is where your Mortgage
Broker/Agent comes in handy
to:
a) Review your options to pay
off your mortgage
b) Review refinancing options
c) maximize your cash flow
d) Tap into your home equity.
Maybe it’s time to downsize?
40 • JUNE 2015
Sell and take the equity out of
the big house and buy a much
smaller easier to upkeep bungalow. More freedom to travel
and enjoy your hobbies and
interests. These are decisions
that can be made more easily when you have unhurried
personal professional advice
from an experienced Mortgage
Agent/Advisor.
There are a lot of other tempting schemes you can read
about or see on television, but
some of these plans (example:Reverse Mortgages) can
have drawbacks if not reviewed
and explained with all the positive and negative features
clearly explained by your Mortgage Professional.
This can be accomplished at
your convenience in the comfort of your home, on your
schedule.
There will be numerous questions that you will need answers
to and you want this done in a
relaxed, no stress situation. All
the more reason to meet with
your Mortgage Agent in the
comfort of your own home.
Questions, Comments? Contact me at: brian.coventry@
premieremortgage.ca
JUST FOR FUN
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE
FROM
BUGGING
YOU
ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to
me at weddings, poking me in
the ribs and cackling, telling
me, “You’re next.”
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals.
41 • JUNE 2015
FOR SALE
2009 Yamaha Vstar 250cc
2160 km burgundy like new
with engine guard and windshield $2995.00 will trade for
half ton truck older than 1960
call 613-587-4735 Westmeath.
1975 Dodge Coronet Brougham
2 door hardtop 318, automatic,
pb. ps. air, frosty green metallic,
Price is $46,900. This 1578 NOS vinyl roof $8,500 613-757sq.ft bungalow measures ap- 0229 Killaloe.
proximately 28’ 6” x 55’. It has
WANTED
three bedrooms and one bathroom. The kitchen and bath- Wanted - Used postage stamps
room are upgraded. Price does for project ‘On Eagle’s Wings’
not include police escort, road who are volunteer bible camp
permit(s), or insurance. HST teams who fly north and teach
extra. Contact Sharron at 613- the Inuvialuit people and chil836-1215, or sharron@cds- dren about Jesus, Lilian 613movers.com.
732-7862 Pembroke.
What does Glenergy
do internationally?
Glenergy is committed to the
promotion of solar lighting in
the developing world.
We have a growing network of
subsidiaries and affiliates in Africa through which we support
local dealers with inventory,
training and expertise.
In an effort to eliminate the
negative impacts of fuel-based
lighting, Glenergy has developed a business model allowing small microbusinesses run
by solar entrepreneurs to provide lighting service within their
villages that is cheaper, safer
and more effective than the
currently available fuel-based
lighting solutions.
Supported by loans from Glenergy derived from loans to
Glenergy from philanthropically-minded people, these entrepreneurs can start and grow
their businesses in a variety of
ways.
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Their customers might pay
cash for a lamp/solar panel system, or they may buy
a lamp and pay for charging
at the entrepreneur’s solar
charging station, they may rent
a charged lamp, or they may
make some other arrangement with the entrepreneur.
They may be offered credit by
the entrepreneur to enable the
purchase, or may participate in
a rent-to-own scheme.
Different business models
apply in different places, and
even at different times, and will
depend upon the resources
and interests of the entrepreneurs and their customers.
Next month’s article will feature
an interview from Glenergy’s
founder and president, Glen
MacGillivray as he will be discussing his future plans and
past activites in Africa, and all
around the world.
Spring has Sprung at Country Haven Retirement Home
Hello once again from Country Haven Retirement Home, located
in the charming village of Beachburg! Here at our Home, we have
passed a wonderful month of May!
The weather has been absolutely gorgeous, making strolls around
the grounds very enjoyable for us all! With the birds singing, the
flowers blooming, and the scent of lilacs in the air, this really is one
of the best times of the year!
We kicked off the month of May with a very special birthday party,
in honour of resident Eleanor (Nellie) Fleury. Nellie turned one
hundred on May the sixth, so our Country Haven Family, along
with Nellie’s family, joined together to celebrate her incredible
milestone! We were pleased to have our Administrator, Tom Chaput as the entertainment for the party, as Nellie’s friends and family gathered to celebrate with her.
When word got out of Nellie’s 100th Birthday, she received many
special certificates and Happy Birthday wishes, from VIPs such as
our Provincial and Federal Members of Parliament, the Governor
General, and the Prime Minister himself! What lovely keepsakes
to have in honour of a special day, and a very special lady! It was
a wonderful party, and we wish Nellie many more healthy, happy
years to come!
We also celebrated all of our incredible Country Haven mothers with a Mother’s Day Party in May! We are very blessed at
our Home to have a wonderful group of special mothers, grandmothers, and great-grandmothers, and once a year seems hardly
enough to thank them for all they have done for us, and continue to do! We enjoyed the party, complete with pretty decorations,
great entertainment, sentimental readings, yummy treats, and the
very best company! We also presented all of the ladies with a
beautiful carnation on Mother’s Day morning, as a token of the
love, and good wishes we have for them all year long! Happy
Mother’s Day to all!
The month of June is shaping up to be an enjoyable one here at
Country Haven as well. We have our fingers crossed that the
weather will continue to be as fabulous as it has been, so we can
keep spending time outside in the fresh air and sunshine!
Plans are also underway to honour all of our terrific Country Haven Fathers with a special Father’s Day Party in June. Rumour has
it that there will be pizza and pop at that party, so it should be a
good one!
From our Home to yours, we hope you all have a wonderful month!
Until next time...happy trails!
43 • JUNE 2015
FOR SALE
Hand guns Hopkins & Allen 32
cal. $300.00; G.S. Shattuck .32
cal $300.00; Quilt frames floor
standing $50.00; Wheelchair
$100.00; 2 bed rails $40.00 ea.
613-638-0050 Leave message,
Pembroke.
FOR SALE
M&R Feeds for all your pool
and spa needs. Large selection of pools, chemicals and
supplies. M&R FEEDS Pembroke (613)732-2843 Micksburg (613)735-3689 Shawville
(819)647-2814
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COMMERCIAL
BINGO CARD DISTRIBUTORS
Chapeau
Conroys’s Grocery, D.C.
Iles aux Allumettes
Magasin Dubeau
Waltham
Waltham Groceries
SHOEMAKER - ATTENTION
CLOSED FOR VACATION
JUL 4 to AUG 4 - TELL YOUR
FRIENDS Renaissance Shoe
Repair is open Tues - Fri 9-5
and Sat until 1 pm. Come and
have your shoes repaired and
tell your friends.
The depot in Pembroke will return in the near future!! Keep on
reading the Valley Vendor for
the exact date.
819-683-2496 Francois Rollin
prop.
JUST FOR FUN
A foursome of senior golfers hit
the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.
“These hills are getting steeper
as the years go by,” one complained.”
“These fairways seem to be
getting longer too,” wheezed a
second.”
“And somehow, the sand traps
seem to be bigger than I remember ‘em too,” said the third.
Hearing just about enough
from his buddies, the oldest,
and the wisest of the foursome
at 87-years-old, piped up and
said, “Oh my friends, just be
thankful we’re still on THIS side
of the grass!”
An English professor announced to the class; “There
are two words I don’t allow in
my class. One is gross and the
other is cool.”
From the back of the room a
voice called out, “....... so, what
are the words?”
Mansfield
Métro Beland, Econo Plus
Dépanneur Beau-soir,
Méga Dollar
Campbell’s Bay
Boni Choix, Kluke’s Corner
Patties This and That
Otter Lake
Centre de l’artisanat
Beauchamp Service
Picanoc Corner Store
Shawville
Valu-Mart, Palais du Poulet
Langford Groceries
Giant Tiger, JJ’s Groceries
Norway Bay
Henderson Groceries
Quyon
Dépanneur Marcotte
Luskville
DépanneurPontiac
Dépanneur Générale
Bryson
Vétéran Ultramar
Marché Bryson
Ile-du-Grand-Calumet
Dépanneur Bérard
Fort-Coulonge
Variété Romain
Marché Bowers
Petit Marché de la Principale
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