Soccer beats Hofstra to win NAC season title
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Soccer beats Hofstra to win NAC season title
0 Pringles: Tasty chips, but where’s the guy’s nose? T November 10,1995 E ntertainm ent Page 27 The Student Newspaper at Drexel University Index E d -O p 14 D a te b o o k 19 C o m ic s C la ssifie d s 20 22 E n te rta in m e n t 28 Volume 71, Number 8 Philadelphia, Penniylvania I Ur Soccer beats Hofstra to win NACseason title Larry Rosenzweig PRODUaiON MANAGER Noah Addis The Triangle Zoran Markovski (white) advances the ball against Towson State in a 1-0 Drexel victory Oct. 28. For the first time since joining the N orth Atlantic Conference in 1991, the m e n ’s soccer team has ta k e n th e N A C re g u la r se aso n title, beating out tw o-tim e ch am pio n Boston University. T h e D r a g o n s , w h o w e re picked in the preseason coaches poll to finish seventh in the NAC, did it in dram atic fashion with a 2-0 victory over conference rival H o f s t r a , c o u p l e d w ith a 3-2 B o s to n U n iv e r s it y lo s s to N o rtheastern on the final day o f the season. As a result, Drexel (62-1 N A C , 1 1-4-3 o v e ra ll) w ill h o st the NAC tournam ent, to be held on Nov. 10 and 12. A g ain st H o fstra , D rexel g ot g o als fro m N iles J o h n s o n a n d Julien Bukenya, b o th com in g in th e s e c o n d h a lf. In th e n e t, s o p h o m o r e g o a l k e e p e r B ria n H e rr record ed his sixth sh u to u t o f the season, a career best, while m aking four saves. In addition, H err was selected to the NAC A ll-Conference first te a m , a n d s e n i o r m i d f ie ld e r Z o ra n M a rk o v sk i, s o p h o m o r e fo rw a r d P h il K arn a n d s e n io r back Paul Bredickas were nam ed to the second team. H err, who did not miss a sin gle second in the net this season, c o m p ile d a 1.27 g o a ls-a g a in st- average and a .886 save percent age. His six shutouts were tops in the NAC and he also eclipsed the Drexel single season saves record o f 143, held by Mike Gallagher in 1984, with 162. M a r k o v s k i le d th e D re x e l te a m in s c o rin g , ta lly in g eig ht g o a ls a n d n in e a s s is ts fo r 25 points on the season. He led the N A C w ith sev en a ssists a n d is currently ranked 12th all-time on D rexel’s scoring list. K a r n w as s e c o n d o n th e D ra g o n s in s c o r in g w ith n in e g o a ls a n d th r e e a s s is ts fo r 21 points. His 53 career points place h im 14th a ll- tim e o n D re x e l’s See Soccer on page 3 Medieval Drexel takes Express to victory Dragonfest weekend coming Andrew Ross STAFF WRITER The homecoming celebration will feature Old World themed events. Karen Ostrowski STAFF WRITER H o m e c o m in g is r e tu rn in g to D re x e l fo r th e f irs t tim e in 21 y e a rs as s tu d e n ts , fa c u lty a n d alum ni get ready for Dragonfest. Dragonfest, which is a new trad i tion created by c u rre n t stu d en ts an d the A lu m n i Office, is d e d i c a te d to c u r r e n t s tu d e n t s a n d recent alum ni. D r a g o n f e s t k ic k s o f f o n Friday, Nov. 17 in the Q uad w ith a G rillin ’- n - C h illi n ’ h o s te d b y D rex el P re sid e n t D r. C o n s ta n tin e P a p a d a k is . T h e re will be a sk it/talen t show , being p la n n e d by se n io r C o u rtn e y H arris Peyton, to showcase talent fro m fratern ities, so ro rities an d s tu d e n t o rg a n iz a tio n s. P re ju n io r Ray M ingioni an d senior C olleen C o o n e y are o rg a n iz in g the p ep rally an d b o n fire w hich will be h e ld la te r F rid a y n ig h t, also in the Q uad. S a tu r d a y ’s e v e n ts in c lu d e a M e d ie v a l b lo c k p a r t y w h ic h , a c c o r d i n g to c h a i r p e r s o n o f D ragonfest and p re-ju n io r Chris M cCarthy, will em ulate an “o pen a ir m a rk e t.” T h e b lo c k p a rty is p lanned to be held in front o f the P h y s ic a l E d u c a t i o n A th le tic C enter. It will offer food vendors, p o s t e r a n d s w e a te r v e n d o r s , i n f l a t a b l e r id e s a n d six liv e bands, including T ou ch M e Zoo, form erly the Dead M ilkmen. A n o th e r D ra g o n fe st ev e n t is th e k n ig h t an d m a id en co ntest, w h ich resem bles a h o m e co m in g k in g /q u e e n c o m p e titio n . A c cord in g to p re-junior D an Bahar, w h o is in c h a rg e o f th e k n ig h t See Dragonfest on page 2 Noah Addis The Triangle Cornelius Overby looks to pass in the nfien's basketball preseason game against the Ontario Express on Nov. 9. The Dragons won easily, 94-73. OK, it was ju st an exhibition game. And all you need to know a b o u t the opposition is th at they w e r e c a lle d th e “ O n t a r i o E x press.” But the Drexel m en’s b as k etball team lo o k e d scary go od in their Nov. 9 exhibition o p e n er, beating the Express 94-73. O n ly s o m e s lo p p y p la y a n d the ab sen ce o f M alik Rose p r e v e n te d th e D ra g o n s fro m w in ning by m ore than 21 points. But the g a m e ’s o u tc o m e was never r e a lly in d o u b t , th a n k s to sparkling offensive play from just ab o u t every player on the team. A p a ir o f n e w c o m e rs w ere the tw o le a d in g s c o r e r s — fro s h M ik e D e R o c c k is s c o r e d 16 p o in ts an d s o p h o m o re transfer C h u c k G u i t t a r c a m e o f f th e bench to score 15. T h e o f fe n s iv e w o es th a t p la g u e d th e D r a g o n s at th e l5 e g in n in g o f la st se a so n w ere n o w h ere to be seen. Aside from s o m e r a z z le -d a z z le p la y s th a t (m o stly) w ent awry, the Drexel offense looked sharp. O f course, it r e m a in s to be seen w h e th e r th a t will c o n tin u e ag a in st real basketball teams. T h e d efen se, tra d itio n a lly Drexel’s strong suit, did not look quite as sharp. The Express shot .529 fro m th e field in th e first h a lf. A n d a f te r th e D r a g o n s w atched a 10 point lead slip away to ju st a b o u t n o th in g , th ey did n o t retake a 10 p o in t lead until alm ost the end of the first half. B ut th e o f fe n s e p u t aw a y d e f e n s iv e w o r r ie s f o r th e m om ent, at som e points w orking th e b a ll a r o u n d a n d p a tie n tly w aiting for an o p p o rtu n ity , and at o th e rs sm o o th ly ru n n in g the fast break. O f course, there were p le n ty o f tim es w here the team w as im p a ti e n t a n d u n s m o o th , b u t it’s preseason. D e R o c c k is im p r e s s e d th e sp a rse crow d w ith his sho o tin g touch. H e and ju n io r Jeff Myers c o m b i n e d fo r all b u t tw o o f D rexel’s first 15 p oints. G eorge H u d g i n s p u ll e d d o w n 15 r e b o u n d s a n d 11 p o in ts fo r a double-double. TheTriangjie•November 10,1995 University Homecoming tradition retums TH ETRIANGLE EstabHshed 1926 Dragonfest from page 1 and maiden contest, nine cand i dates for both knight and m aid en titles were nom inated by stu d e n t g r o u p s . T h e y w e re th e n selected based o n th e ir answ ers to q u e s tio n s s u c h as th e five coolest things a b o u t Drexel and w h a t th e y lik e a b o u t th e medieval period. V oting for the k n ig h t a n d m a id e n w ill ta k e place Friday, Nov. 17 from noon to 7:30 p.m . d u rin g the G rillin’n-Chillin’ event. C row ning o f the knight and the m aiden will take p lace at h a lftim e o f th e m e n ’s basketball gam e Saturday. A m e d ie v a l d i n n e r a n d th e Greek open houses will also take place on S atu rd ay night. CA B’s fall c o n c e rt will b e g in at 10:00 p.m . in the PEA C a n d will fea ture The Sm ithereens an d O cean Blue. E d ito ria l Editor-in-chief Managing Editor Ed-Op Editor Entertainment Editor Comics Editor Photo Editor Wire Editor John Gruber Patricia O'Brien Jonathan Poet BradWible Sean Murphy Noah Addis Nici( DtFranco A d m in i s t r a t i o n Produaion Manager Business Manager Advertising Manager Oassifieds Manager Systems Administrator Distribution Manager Larry Rosenzweig Kristi Ciiiano Michael l^ram Jonathan Mullen Joe Campbell Ryan La Riviere Staff Writers A d a m B ly w a ss, A n h D a n g . J o e K eren , K a re n O s tro w s k i, A n d r e w R o ss, S. D . S e g a l, J a s o n W o e r n e r Columnists M ic h a e l B u sie r. C f ir is to p h e r h ta tc l\ M . S c o tt S m ith A m e d ie v a l Photographers 'k n i g h t 'a n d E th a n G e k o w sk i, M e ia n y H u n t, S c o t t M illa rd , D u y P h a m 'm a i d e n ' w ill b e Advertising Design c ro w n e d a t h a lf- K r i s t e n O l s o n , E rik M a u s s e r , t i m e o f t h e m e n 's L a w re n c e O T o o le b a s k e tb a ll g a m e Cartoonists D o n H a rin g , J r , D e n n is M c G iy n n , o n S a tu rd a y . M ik e T h o r n t o n Contributing Staff A contest for the m ost spirit ed g ro u p is p la n n e d d u rin g the b a s k e tb a ll g a m e s . A s t u d e n t organ ization will be a n n o u n c ed as overall w in n er o f D ragon fest on Sunday at the w o m e n ’s b a s ketball game. D ir e c to r o f S tu d e n t O r g a n iz a tio n s a n d P r o g r a m s , T o d d Tate said p la n n in g fo r D ra g o n fest “is shaping up perfectly.” Chris M cC arthy praised Vice P ro vo st fo r S tu d e n t Life D iane H a c k n e y a n d D e b b ie C o rn e ll, D irecto r o f A lu m n i Affairs, fo r t h e i r s u p p o r t a n d g u id a n c e . “ D ragonfest w ou ld n o t be h a p pening if it w asn’t for their su p p o rt,” said M cCarthy. The future o f D ragonfest will be d e te r m in e d w h e n fe e d b a c k from evaluations is received. D a v e M a y s , E ric M i n b i o l e , A lic e S a lfiti C a rlo S a n to n i Business Staff Contact Info rm ation Ato/i The Triangle 32nd & Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 P/wne (215)895-2585 Fax: (215) 895-5935 'E-mail: st91 hn34@dunx1 .ocs.drexel.edu Scott Millard The Triangle A banner in the Great court advertises the upcoming Dragonfest weekend, which will kick off Friday, Nov, 17 in the Quad with a Grillin' 'n' Chillin'. A n o t h e r A n g le by Alice Salfiti and Duy Pham Are you planning to go to any Dragonfest events? Copyright ©1995 The Triangle. No work herein may be reproduced in any form, in iwhole or in part, without the vsTitten con sent of the Editor-in-Chief. Opinions expressed within are not neces sarily those of The Triangle. The Triangle is published Fridays during the academic year, except during exarhination and vaca tion periods. The Triangle's only source of income is advertising; funding from the University is not accepted. 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Images are prepared for reproduction using Adobe Photoshop and Ofotp. Text is set in Adobe Minion and Myriad typefaces. o Rtqrde TheTrungk, or well tdl people your IQ is lower ibu Poa's,, TheTriangle•November 10,1995 Local News Philadelphian charged with bank fraud (AP) — T he “S ultan” saw his p a p e r e m p i r e t o r n to b it s W e d n e s d a y w h e n fe d e ra l o ffi cials charged him w ith setting up p h o n y businesses to bilk a b a n k o f m o re th an $2 million. H ayw ard Keith M cElroy, also k n o w n as “ M r . S a n t o s ” a n d “Sultan,” was indicted on federal c h a rg e s o f b a n k f r a u d , m o n e y la u n d e rin g a n d c o n s p ira c y in a m u ltim illio n -d o lla r c o u n te rfe it check scheme. A c c o r d i n g to p r o s e c u t o r s , M c E lro y trie d to scam B ankers T ru s t C o. o f N ew Y o rk an d W ilm in g to n , Del. b y d ep o sitin g c o u n te rfe it ch eck s a n d w ith d ra w in g cash b efo re the checks were revealed as fraudulent. T he 46-year-old Philadelphian alle g e d ly w ro te false c h e c k s o f $900,610, $600,500 and $500,610 o n th e a c c o u n t o f a le g itim a te business — N o rth Star R einsur ance Co. o f F lorham Park, N.J., T h e m o n e y w as c r e d ite d to T a n g lew o o d R acing A ssociates, a n d S e rio u s I n v e s to rs S ervices C o . In c . T h e f u n d s w e re w ith d r a w n a n d c o n v e r t e d to g o ld coins b y two m iddlem en, A rth u r Lewis Jenk in s an d a n o th e r m a n identified only as “R H ,” acco rd ing to the indictm ent. Policeman arrested in sexual assault of teenage boys (A P) — A B ethlehem police m an h as b een a rre ste d on c h a r g e s h e p o u r e d d r in k s in to t e e n a g e b o y s , t h e n s e x u a ll y a s s a u lte d th e m o n c e th e y w ere to o d ru n k to move. A c c o r d i n g to D e te c t iv e T h e r e s a R e n tk o , B e th le h e m P a tr o lm a n E d m u n d L. H a e n ig invited the teens in to his homie, se rv e d th e m a lc o h o l u n til th e y b e c a m e in to x ic a te d , show ed p o rn o g rap h ic videos, m a stu rb at e d in f r o n t o f th e m a n d p e r form ed oral sex o n them . H a e n ig , 26, w a s a r r a i g n e d T uesday o n three counts each o f inv olu ntary deviate sexual in ter c o u rse , a n d tw o c o u n ts o f c o r r u p t i o n o f m i n o r s . H e w as released o n $25,000 bail, and sus p en d e d indefinitely w ith pay. H a e n in g r e p e a te d th e sa m e p a t t e r n o f s e d u c t i o n b e tw e e n 1993 an d 1994, according to affadavits from three boys. T hey tell the sam e story: H ae n in g invited th e m in f o r p o r n film s a n d drinks, an d w hen they h ad d ru n k to the p o in t o f collapse, he w ould p erfo rm oral sex on them . Student expelled for swan beheading (AP) — A Millersville U niver sity stu d e n t h as received a fine, p r o b a ti o n a n d e x p u ls io n a fte r p le a d in g g u ilty to b e h e a d in g a cam p us swan. S c o tt S u n d y , a 2 1 - y e a r - o ld ju n io r, was sentenced T uesday to tw o years p ro b a tio n an d a $500 fine in L ancaster C o u n ty C o u rt for cruelty to animals. Judge Paul A lliso n also o r d e r e d S u n d y to p erfo rm 100 h o urs o f c o m m u n i ty service w ith an anim al-related organization. S u n d y said h e w as d r in k in g b e f o r e h e g o t th e id e a to lureM iller th e sw an aw ay fro m h e r ro ost w ith English muffins, then lo p o ff h e r h ea d w ith an 8 -in ch b u t c h e r k n ife . H e w as c a u g h t m inutes later. Local Rendell easily defeats Rocks Chemicals turnSouth Phillywater green C h r is to p h e r M c D o u g a ll ASSOCIATED PRESS , P h ila d e lp h ia M a y o r E dw ard G. R en dell w o n a se co n d fo u ry e a r te r m T u e s d a y , s to r m i n g p a s t R e p u b lic a n c h a lle n g e r J o s e p h R o c k s in o n e o f th e biggests landslides in city history. W ith m ore th an tw o-thirds o f p r e c in c t r e tu r n s in, th e to u g h ta lk in g fo rm e r p ro s e c u to r w ho b ro u g h t Philadelphia back from t h e b r i n k o f b a n k r u p t c y le d R o c k s w ith 75 p e r c e n t o f th e vote. “Joe Rocks called me very co r d ially 20 m in u tes ago an d c o n g ratu lated m e o n a new term as m ayor,” a hoarse Rendell sho ut e d o v e r th e c h e e r s a n d p o lic e whisties o f his cam paign follow ers. N o t s in c e th e 1930s h a s a m a y o r in th i s c ity o f s h a r p ly d iv i d e d n e i g h b o r h o o d s c o m m a n d ed m ore than 70 percent o f the ballots. But the election also involved o n e o f th e lo w e s t p o in ts . P o ll w atchers expected a cold, driving rain to k eep the tu rn o u t to less than 40 percent. R ocks, a 48 -y ear-o ld fo rm e r s t a t e s e n a t o r , fa ile d in h is a t t e m p t to sh o w R e n d e ll as a h ard e n ed b ureaucrat insensitive to Philadelphia’s ethnic c o m m u n ities, a n d n o t even a series o f police scandals could tarnish the p o p u la r ity o f th e m a n d u b b e d “A m erica’s M ayor.” “W e to o k a city o n the b rin k o f disaster and brought it back to life, and I’m m ost p ro ud that we b r o u g h t it b a c k t o g e t h e r — black, white, hispanic, and asian, w e f o u g h t th is b a ttle as o n e , ” Rendell said. T h e 51-y ea r-o ld fo rm e r d is tric t a tto rn e y has p red ic te d his second term will be tougher than his first. As crim e and unpo pu lar busi ness an d wage taxes continue to drive good-paying jobs out o f the city, Rendell fears federal budget cuts could cost Philadelphia $100 million by 1997. “T h e r e ’s a b ig fre ig h t tr a in com ing up the tracks at us from W ashington, and it’s called fed eral cuts,” Rendell warned. P r e v io u s ly u n s u c c e s s f u l in b id s fo r g o v e r n o r a n d m a y o r, Rendell inherited a huge budget deficit and a city w orkers’ union o n th e verge o f a general strike w h en he finally w on c o n tro l o f the im poverished city in 1991. H is first two m oves as m ayor spoke straight to the heart o f the v o te r s : H e g o t d o w n o n h is han ds an d knees and led a scrub b in g o f P h ila d e lp h ia ’s d e c re p it City Hall, then he won wage and b e n e f it c o n c e s s io n s f ro m c ity unions. Since then, Rendell has a p ro duced a $60 million bud get su r plus, com pleted con stru ctio n o f l o n g - u n f i n is h e d c ity p r o je c ts such as a convention center and judicial bu ilding and w on a $73 m illio n fe d e ra l e m p o w e r m e n t g r a n t to h e lp r e b u il d a t le a s t th r e e b a t t e r e d c ity n e i g h b o r hoods. Rendell takes rare breakafter landslide re-election C asey C om bs ASSOQATED PRESS A fter m o n th s o f en th u sia stic cam paig ning despite polls show in g th e n e x t fo u r years w ere in th e bag, new ly re-elected M ayor E dw ard G. Rendell is finally rest in g o n his laurels. R e n d e l l to o k o f f f o r th e B ah am as o n W e d n esd ay , a d ay a f te r w in n in g th e P h ila d e lp h ia m a y o r’s race b y the widest m a r g in sin c e 1931. T h e b re a k th a t e n d s M o n d a y w ill be o n ly h is se co n d m a jo r v acation since he to o k office in 1991. “ I t’s ac tu a lly tw o -a n d -a -h a lf w orking days. O f course, for me, S atu rd ay an d S unday are w o rk ing days, so it’s fo u r days,” said R e n d d l , r e n o w n e d fo r e v e n th o p p i n g a r o u n d th e c ity o n w eekends. Election analysts said a record low tu r n o u t also in d icated v o t e rs’ tre m e n d o u s su p p o rt for the fo rm er district attorney. W ith m ore than 98 percent o f b a llo ts c o u n te d W ed n esd ay , R endell h ad 76.5 p ercen t o f the votes, said Frederick Voigt, exec utive d ire c to r o f the C om m ittee o f 70, a n n o n p a r ti s a n ele c tio n w a t c h d o g g r o u p . R e p u b lic a n c h a lle n g e r Joe R ocks m a n ag e d ju st 20.8 percent, Voigt said. B u t th o s e v o te s c a m e f ro m o n ly 35.8 p e rc e n t o f reg istered voters, the lowest tu rn o u t in the h isto ry o f Philadelphia elections, V oigt said. T h at’s far lower than the previous record o f 56.4 p e r cent in 1991. T h e im m en se lack o f p a r tic ipation cann ot be blam ed o n rain o r apathy, Voigt said. “ (R endell) .was view ed as th e overw helm ing fevorite,” he said. “ P eop le avo id futile acts, w hen th ere’s n o t a c o n te s t” Barbara Dietrich, president o f th e P h ila d e lp h i a L e a g u e o f W o m e n V o te r s , s a id sh e w as startled b y the low tu rn o u t and r e lu c ta n tly c o n c e d e d th a t R e n d e ll’s p o p u la r ity p r o b a b ly kept people from the polls. “ It c o u ld h a v e b e e n a n a s s u m p ti o n ... th a t, 'M y v o te w o n ’t m ake a difference,’ which r e a lly b o t h e r s m e ,” sh e s a id , stressing that the city council and ju d ic ia l rac es w ere im p o r ta n t, too. But Rendell said no vote was a vote o f confidence for him after polls sho w ed fo r w eeks th a t he was ahead 7 -to -l. “I think there w asn’t anybody w ho tho ug ht this was a race,” he said. “ If y o u w ere a D em o c rat, th e re was absolutely no race in this election to get o u t and vote for.” T hree-fourths o f Philadelphia voters are registered Democrats. “ If you look at w hat else was o n th e b a llo t, y o u h a d ju d g e s. M o st p e o p le d o n ’t have a clue w ho those folks are,” Voigt said. “ A nd y o u have d istrict council ra c e s fo r w h ic h th e r e w as n o m e a n in g f u l c o n te s t. T h e o n ly m e a n in g f u l c o n t e s t th e r e w as am o n g the Republicans.” R ocks d id n o t r e tu r n p h o n e m e ssa g e s le ft a t h is h o m e a n d c a m p a ig n h e a d q u a rte rs seeking com m ent. Rendell acknowledges his sec o n d term will be to ug her than his first, w hen h e turned a huge b u d get deficit into a $60 million su r plus. I m p e n d i n g f e d e r a l c u ts in s o c ia l p r o g r a m s a n d u r b a n grants could leave cities trying to take up the slack. Rendell said he is w aiting to see how the federal budget pans out. H e claim ed n o t to care h o w hard times m ight affect his glow in g r e p u t a t i o n as “ A m e r ic a ’s M ayor.” “I know this is h ard for you to believe, b u t I d o n ’t m uch w orry a b o u t w h eth e r I’m tarn ish ed o r n o t , ” h e s a id a c o u p l e h o u r s b e f o r e b o a r d i n g a p la n e to P arad ise Island. “M o re im p o r tant than that is w hether the city c a n s u s t a i n its m o m e n t u m , w h e th e r we can sustain the tax cuts we so desperately need.” M eanw hile, Rendell arranged to leave paradise in time to catch his beloved P hiladelphia Eagles in a g am e at V ete ran s S tad iu m on Sunday night. “ I go right from the airport to th e B i r d s , ” h e s a id . “ I g e t in a b o u t 6 o ’clock at th e a irp o r t, and I’m going right to the Vet.” Water crews opened up hydrants in the neighborhood to flush the system. ASSOCIATED PRESS D o n n a P e r e llo d i d n ’t ev en b o t h e r tu r n in g o n h e r fau c ets once she saw the tap water in her neighbor’s plastic cup. “ It was g reen an d h ad green th rea d -lik e particles in it,” said Perello, w ho lives in o n e o f the m o re than 200 hom es In a fourb lo c k a r e a th a t w e re w ith o u t clean water for alm ost two days. T he w ater was co n tam in ate d M onday m o rn in g w ith H y d r o s e e d , a m i x tu r e o f m u lc h e d n e w s p a p e r a n d grass s e e d , s a id J o a n n e D a h m e , spokesw om an for the city W ater D e p a rtm e n t. T he n ew sp ap er h e lp s ta m p d o w n th e se ed s so they will no t wash o r blow away. D ah m e said the contam inants p ro b a b ly w ere n ot h arm fu l, b u t sam ples were sent to a lab. A s u b c o n tr a c to r u se d w a te r fro m a fire h yd ran t to spread the m ixture on gro un d along a hig h w a y e x c h a n g e n e a r th e W a lt W h i t m a n B r id g e in S o u t h P h ila d e lp h ia , b u t th e c o m p a n y w orkers failed to install a device th a t w o uld p re v e n t the m ix tu re from backing up, D ahm e said. N e i t h e r D a h m e n o r Jo e D ’G in to Jr., c o n tro lle r for s u b c o n t r a c t o r JR T Inc. o f D ev o n , knew w hether a perm it to use the hy d ran t was issued. W a te r crew s o p e n e d u p fire hydrants in the neighborhood to f iu s h th e s y s te m M o n d a y , D ah m e said, th en cleaned in d i vidual w ater m eters and flushed h o m e plum b in g . T he g u n k was so thick, m any meters, pipes and e v e n w a s h in g m a c h in e s w ere clogged, she said. C re w s c le a n e d a b o u t 100 h o m e systems by Tuesday m o rn in g a n d e x p e c te d to fin ish the rest by W ednesday m orning, she said , w hen re sid e n ts sh o u ld be a b le to d r in k th e w a te r. M o st w ere allo w ed to b eg in b a th in g a n d w ashing w ith it by T uesday afternoon. T he city will try to recoup the c l e a n u p c o s t f r o m JR T , b u t D ah m e had no estimate Tuesday. Weather Friday Partly sunny, high in the SOs. SoccerheadedforNACtournament Soccerfrom page I s c o r in g list, B red ick a s, o n e o f this year’s iron m en, contributed tw o g o a ls a n d tw o a s sists th is season. T h e N A C t o u r n a m e n t w ill s ta rt o n N ov. 10, w ith s e c o n d seed ed B oston U niversity play in g t h i r d - s e e d e d H a r t f o r d a t 1 0 :3 0 a .m . T h e n to p - s e e d e d D re x el will p la y fo u rth -s e e d e d T ow son State, v ^ o were ranked 14th in the n atio n , at 1:00 p.m . T h e v ic to r s will th e n m e e t o n N o v . 12 a t 12:30 p .m . fo r th e N A C c h a m p io n s h ip .T h e N A C cham p io ns get an autom atic bid to th e N C A A t o u r n a m e n t . Drexel is seeking its first NCAA appearance since 1972. In D rexel’s previous m eeting w ith f i r s t - r o u n d o p p o n e n t T o w s o n S ta te o n O c t. 28, th e D ra g o n s w on 1-0 o n a goal b y K a r n . T h is w ill b e th e f o u r th m e e tin g o f th e tw o te a m s in a c o n f e r e n c e g a m e , w ith b o t h te a m s p o s tin g a 1-1-1 r e c o rd . However, the Dragons are u n d e feated this season at Drexel Field, accum ulating a 7-0-1 record. A d m issio n to th e sem i-final gam es will be free, but there will be a charge o f $5 for adults/$3 for students with ID for the cham pi o n sh ip gam e. All gam es will be played at Drexel Field located at 43rd and Powelton Avenue. Saturday Afternoon rain, high in the 60s. Sunday it might rain again, high in the SOs. Monday Partly cloudy, high in the SOs. Tuesday Chance for tsunami (small), high in the 40s. Wednesday Partly cloudy, high in the 40s. TheTriangle •November 10,1995 m TheTriangle •November 10,1995 World Second su sp ect held in Rabin slaying A militant right-winger has been detained by police in connection with the murder of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin. The head of the elite protection corps assigned to Rabin has resigned. Dan Perry g r o u p is l i n k e d t o t h e b a n n e d ASSOCIATED PRESS a n ti-A ra b K ach m o v e m e n t, “ a T E L A V IV , Israel — S u s p e c t in g th a t o th e rs m a y h a v e e n c o u r c a t a l y s t in t h e m u r d e r o f R a b i n . ” R a v iv a d m itte d k n o w in g J e w i s h a t t a c k e r , it s u g g e s t e d . p o litic a l a t m o s p h e r e th a t p r e c e d A rm y ed th e a ssa ssin a tio n . ra d io sa id S h in Bet re c e iv e d w a r n in g s ju s t b e f o re th e fro m m i g h t t r y t o kill R a b i n . G o d . S to p th e u se o f h a ia c h a w i t h b o t h S y ria a n d t h e P L O . In r e s p o n s e to th e r e p o r t , th e T h e L a b o r P arty h a s ru le d o u t “ W e m u s t m a k e a real b r e a k rally th a t a P a le s tin ia n m ilita n t th e g re a t d e s e c r a tio n o f ( le w is h la w ) fo r p o litic a l r e a h e a d o f S h i n B e t ’s V I P p r o t e c s o n s ,” h o l d i n g e a r l y e l e c t i o n s in th e tio n b r a n c h re s ig n e d a n d A m ita l, a le a d e r o f th e p a rly . th e u rg ed Rabbi Y ehuda w a k e o f R a b i n ’s a s s a s s i n a t i o n , a g e n t in c h a r g e o f R a b i n ’s b o d y T h e p a r ty , lik e th e m a in o p p o A m ir, a 2 5 -y e a r-o ld re lig io u s a n d w a n t s t o m o v e s w if tly in th e , g u ard s w as su sp en d e d , g o v e rn s itio n I j k u d P a rty , h a s a g re e d e d Y itz h a k R a b in , th e g o v e r n n a tio n a lis t, a n d m e e tin g h im sta lle d ta lk s o n a l a n d - f o r - p e a c c m e n t s o u r c e s s a i d . A n a g e n t in not m e n t o n W e d n e s d a y d e sc rib e d a o n l y six d a y s b e f o r e th e m u r d e r . d e a l w i t h S y ria , s a i d p a r t y m e m ch arg e o f c o o rd in a tin g c h o ic e o f P e re s to h e a d a n e w n e w su sp e c t as a “c a ta ly st” fo r B ut h e m a in ta in e d he n ev er to o k b e r Eli D a y a n . th e a tta c k a n d la u n c h e d a c ra c k A m i r ’s t a l k o f k i l l i n g R a b i n s e r i d o w n o n Jew s w h o p r e a c h v i o o u sly . a g e d th e g u n m a n w h o a s sa s sin a t len ce. p o l i c e a n d a n o t h e r in c h a r g e o f T h e H a a re tz d a ily n e w s p a p e r sa id P e r e s ’ c o n f id a n ts w e re also “ Y o u a sk d id h e (A m ir) say w ith T h e C a b in e t d e c id e d to e s ta b th e e x p e c te d D e p u t y F o r e i g n M i n i s t e r Eli D ayan p u s h in g h im to s p e e d u p a n d fin oppose g o v e rn m e n t. s e c u r i t y a t S a t u r d a y ’s r a l l y w e r e b e in g tra n sfe rre d . to sa id W ednesday th a t P e r e s w a s d e t e r m i n e d to s e rv e A s th e in v e s tig a tio n w id e n e d , s o m e th in g ... O K , so h e d id . B ut ish n e g o t i a t i o n s w ith th e P L O , l is h a n o f f i c i a l i n q u i r y w i t h s u b out so d id a p r o b e o f h o w th e c o n I d i d n ’t k n o w a b o u t h i s i n t e n g o i n g b e y o n d R a b i n ’s a u t o n o m y p o e n a p o w e r s t h a t w ill l o o k i n t o N o v e m b e r 1996 r a th e r th a n c a ll R a b i n ’s te rm th ro u g h fessed a s sa s sin p e n e tr a te d Israeli tio n s o r I w o u ld h av e re p o rte d a g r e e m e n t s to a p e r m a n e n t s o l u w h y S h i n B e t d i d n ’t h a v e b e t t e r in g e a rly e le c tio n s . H e sa id an s e c u r i t y . T h e h e a d o f S h i n B e t ’s i t , ” s a i d R a v iv , d r e s s e d i n a b l u e tio n to th e d e c a d e s - o ld Isra e li- in te llig e n c e o n Je w ish e x tr e m is ts , o ffic ia l a n n o u n c e m e n t w o u ld b e V IP p r o te c tio n b ra n c h re sig n e d s k u llc a p , T -s h irt a n d jean s. P a le s tin ia n c o n flic t. a n d h o w th e g u n m a n g o t so clo se m a d e o n c e th e s e v e n -d a y p e r io d to R a b in . o f m o u r n in g w as o v er. a n d th e g o v e rn m e n t o rd e re d a P o lic e sa id th e y h a d n o c o m fu ll-s c a le in v e s tig a tio n in to s e c u m e n t o n a n Israel ra d io re p o rt iss u e s R a b in p r e f e r r e d to p u t o f f B e f o r e t h e a t t a c k , r e g u l a r c a lls N a b i l A b u I r d e i n e h , a d v i s o r to rity b re a c h e s th e n ig h t th e p r e th a t tw o a d d itio n a l su s p e c ts a re — lik e P a le s tin ia n s ta te h o o d a n d b y e x tre m ists fo r th e a s s a s s in a Y a s se r A ra fa t, sa id P e re s ca lle d m ie r w as g u n n e d d o w n . a l s o in c u s t o d y . th e The new su s p e c t, T h a t w o u ld m e a n a d d re ss in g and tio n o f R a b in a n d P e re s h a d b e e n u p th e P L O c h ie f a n d a s s u re d J e w is h s e t tl e m e n t s in th e W e s t fu tu re o f Je ru s a le m i g n o r e d a s th e r a n t i n g s o f a few h i m t h a t I s r a e l w a s c o m m i t t e d to B ank a n d G aza. p e o p le o n th e ra d ic a l frin g e o f c a rry in g o u t th e p la n n e d tro o p A v ish a i T h e r a d io id e n tifie d th e m as R a v iv , h e a d o f t h e m i l i t a n t r i g h t - E yal m e m b e r B en n y A h a ro n i w in g ap p eared a n d W e s t B a n k s e m in a ry s tu d e n t T h e C a b in e t a ls o h e a r d th e b e fo re a m a g istra te W e d n e s d a y D r o r A d a n i, th o u g h t to b e a fin d in g s o f a n in itia l S h in Bet a n d w as o r d e re d h e ld fo r se v e n f rie n d o f A m ir. g ro u p E y a l, th e s e ttle r m o v e m e n t. p u llo u t fro m W est B ank to w n s N o w , t h e g o v e r n m e n t is c o n o n tim e b y th e e n d o f th e y ear. p r o b e i n t o R a b i n ’s a s s a s s i n a t i o n s u l t i n g le g a l e .x p e rfs o n t h e p o s s i S o m e P a le s tin ia n s a re c o n In a C a b in e t m e e tin g W e d S a t u r d a y n i g h t a t a p e a c e r a l l y in b ility o f d e ta in in g Jew s w ith o u t c e rn e d , h o w e v e r, th a t w ith o u t w h e t h e r h e k n e w in a d v a n c e n e s d a y , P eres p r o m is e d to m o v e T e l A v iv . T h e s e c u r i t y a g e n c y is c h a r g e s , t r y i n g t h e m in m i l i t a r y R a b i n ’s c r e d i b i l i t y a s a f o r m e r a b o u t Y i g a l A m i r ’s p l a n s t o k i l l q u ic k ly a g a in s t Je w ish e x t r e m i n c h a r g e o f p r o t e c t i n g I s r a e l ’s c o u rts , ta k in g aw ay th e ir g u n s m i l i t a r y l e a d e r , P e r e s w ill h a v e R a b in . is ts . le a d e r s a n d a lso k e e p s ta b s o n a n d lim itin g th e ir m o v e m e n ts , t r o u b le im p le m e n tin g th e p la n . A r a b a n d Je w ish e x tr e m is ts . th e Y e d io t A h r o n o t d a ily r e p o r t d a y s . P o lic e a re in v e s tig a tin g A m ir , w h o h a s c o n f e s s e d to th e sh o o tin g , and h is o ld e r “ W e m u s t n o t h e s ita te to use a ll th e m e a n s a t o u r d i s p o s a l T h e r e p o r t s a id R a b i n ’s b o d y ed. R ig h t-w in g a n g e r at th e L a b o r g o v ern m en t ap p eared W e d n e s b r o th e r . H ag a i, a re a lre a d y u n d e r a g a in st in g u a r d s fa ile d to s h ie ld th e p r e R a b in h a d b e e n u r g e d to ta k e a rre st. in c ite m e n t, th e in s tig a to rs a n d m ie r a s h e w a lk e d to h is c a r a n d s u c h s te p s e a r lie r th is y e a r, b u t th o s e w h o p u ll th e tr ig g e r ,” h e th a t u n a u th o riz e d p e o p le w ere h e re fu se d b e c a u s e h e d id n o t “ R a b in w as a v ic tim o f p e a c e . sa id . a llo w e d in th e s ta ir w a y to th e t e r w a n t to p r o v o k e f u r th e r s e ttle r r a c e f ro m w h ic h R a b in s p o k e o u tra g e . In Je ru sa le m , a b o u t 300 s u p P e r e s is n e x t in l i n e . P e r e s is c o n tin u in g o n th e p a th o f H ille r, th e N a z i , ” t h e g r a f f i t i r e a d . It c a r r i e d “ T h i s is a p o l i t i c a l i n v e s t i g a t i o n ! T h i s is a d i c t a t o r s h i p ! ” p e o p le in d u lg in g R a v iv s h o u t e d a s g u a r d s b r o u g h t T h e re w ere in d ic a tio n s th a t h i m i n t o T e l A v i v ’s M a g i s t r a t e P e re s — w h o as fo re ig n m in is te r C o u rt. H e w as a rre ste d M o n d a y . a n d in th e a d ja c e n t p a r k i n g lo t. d a y i n n e w g r a f f i t i o n a w a l l in Je ru sa le m . w as w id e ly se e n as th e m a in R a b i n ’s b o d y g u a r d s w e r e a l s o p o r t e r s o f th e N a tio n a l R e lig io u s th e lo g o o f th e o u tla w e d a n ti- P o lic e s a id th e y c o n s id e r e d v is io n a r y o f p e a c e — m ig h t sig to o fo c u se d o n p o ssib le A rab P a r ty m e t to re a ss e ss th e m o v e A r a b K a c h g r o u p , a c l e n c h e d fist t h e 2 8 - y e a r - o l d R a v iv , w h o s e n ific a n tly a c c e le ra te n e g o tia tio n s a s sa ila n ts a n d ill-p re p a re d fo r a m e n t ’s r o l e in c r e a t i n g t h e h e a t e d in s id e a S ta r o f D a v id . World leaders gather to pay last respects Arabs and Jews alike joined heads of state and Rabin's family to bid farewell to the slain Israeli Prime Minister. Hilary Appelman s ti l l t r y i n g t o d i g e s t t h e u g l y f a c t ASSOCIATED PRESS JE R U SA L E M — A shaken sh e w as c o m fo rte d b y h e r b r o th f ir s t r o w , w e p t t h r o u g h m u c h o f h u n d r e d s o f Is r a e lis left f lo w e rs e r , Y o n a ta n , d r e s s e d in a n . p a r a - th e c e re m o n y , s u p p o r te d b y h e r a n d p e b b l e s , a t r a d i t i o n a l J e w is h t r o o p e r ’s u n i f o r m a n d r e d b e r e t . s o n , Y u v a l, h e r d a u g h t e r , D a lia , m o u r n in g c u s to m . In a re g io n f u m b lin g fo r d ir e c tio n , th e A ra b s ’ p re s e n c e at th e fu n e ra l w as a p o w e rfu l g e s tu re o f T h e f u n e ra l b e g a n w ith a tw o - a n d h e r g ra n d c h ild re n N o a an d m in u te Y o n a ta n . O n ly o n c e d id a sm ile c ro ss sire n th a t w a ile d t h r o u g h o u t t h e c o u n t r y in t r i b t h a t o n e o f th e ir o w n — a rig h t- a c c e p ta n c e to w a r d s Isra e l. T h e y h e r face, w h e n P r e s id e n t C lin to n u t e t o t h e m a n w h o le d I s r a e l in w in g to p u t a s id e th e ir d iffe re n c e s o v e r a ffe c tio n a te ly w a r a s c h i e f o f s ta ff , t h e n l e d it t o e x tre m ist opposed re c a lle d how to R a b i n ’s p e a c e m a k i n g w i t h t h e th e d is p u te d c ity o f Je ru s a le m — R a b in , n e v e r o n e f o r fo rm a lity , peace Y itz h a k R a b in in a s u n - w a s h e d P a le s tin ia n s — h a d s h o t h im to th e m o s t se n sitiv e issu e o n th e h a d c o m e t o a b l a c k - t i e d i n n e r in L ib e ra tio n O rg a n iz a tio n an d p in e g ro v e M o n d a y , la y in g h im d e a t h a t a p e a c e r a lly . A r a b -I s ra e li a g e n d a — to p a y W a s h i n g t o n w i t h o u t t h e tie . Jo rd an . w o rld sa id its goodbyes to re st w ith th e p ra ise o f p r e s i In a d a y o f tears a n d ra w e m o - ' r e s p e c t s t o a f a lle n p e a c e m a k e r . “I had to p in c h m y s e lf to d e n ts a n d th e te a rs o f a g r a n d t i o n , R a b i n ’s s u c c e s s o r , S h i m o n d a u g h te r. T h e h o s t o f w o rld le a d e rs P e r e s , s a w a g le a m o f h o p e in th e b e lie v e w h a t I a m s e e in g ,” sa id g a th e r in g o f w o r ld le a d e rs. g o v ern m en t sp o k esm an U ri w ith th e P a le s tin e C lin to n ca lle d R a b in “ a m a r L ife i n I s r a e l c a m e t o a s t a n d ty r fo r p e a c e b u t ... a v ic tim o f still a t th e s o u n d o f th e s ir e n . D riv e rs s to p p e d th e ir ca rs, g ot h a te .” R a b in a id e E ita n H a b e r s p o k e o u t a n d s t o o d in s i l e n c e . R a b i n ’s had been “ T h i s is t h e c r o w n i n g g l o r y o f D r o m i, n o tin g th e A ra b ro b e s la s t, r e a d in g f ro m H e rz l c e m e te ry w as te s tim o n y to y o u r e f f o r t s , all o f u s h e r e t o g e t h a n d h e a d d r e s s e s th a t d o tte d th e sta in e d sh e e t o f p a p e r w ith th e th e a u t h o r i t y o f th e s la in p r im e e r , ” P e re s sa id . “T h e m a n w h o ro w s o f d ig n ita rie s. w o rd s o f th e “ S o n g fo r P e a c e ” h a d l a i n in s t a t e f o r 2 4 h o u r s o u t m in is te r, a w a rrio r w h o lo o k e d m u r d e r e d y o u w ill n o t b e a b l e t o K in g H u s s e in fo rg e d a s tr o n g th a t R a b in h a d s u n g at S a tu r d a y sid e th e p a r lia m e n t b u ild in g . b e y o n d h is y e a rs o n th e b a ttle m u r d e r th e id e a th a t y o u c a rrie d . b o n d w i t h R a b in in d e c a d e s o f n i g h t ’s r a lly . R a b i n p u t t h e p a p e r E ig h t a r m y g e n e r a ls a n d p o lic e fie ld to m a k e p e a c e w ith s o m e o f “ F a re w e ll to y o u m y e ld e r se cre t a n d o p e n n e g o tia tio n s th a t in h is ja c k e t p o c k e t ju s t m i n u t e s c h ie fs lo a d e d th e c a s k e t o n an c u lm i n a t e d in a p e a c e t r e a ty b e fo re h e w as sh o t. a r m y tr u c k c o v e re d w ith b la c k I s r a e l ’s m o s t i n t r a c t a b l e e n e m i e s . b r o th e r , th e b r in g e r o f p e a c e .” b e t w e e n J o r d a n a n d I s r a e l. d o z e n s o f d ig n ita rie s R a b i n ’s f r e c k l e - f a c e d g r a n d f ro m th e A ra b w o rld w h o p u t d a u g h te r , 1 7 -y e a r-o ld N o a B en- “ Y o u liv e d a s a s o ld ie r , y o u d ie d a s a s o ld ie r fo r p e a c e ,” sa id The “ L et th e sun th e b lo o d casket a tte n d in g h is fu n e ra l a t M o u n t rise and th e b r o u g h t f r o m t h e b i e r w h e r e it w o o d . T h e v e h ic le d r o v e slo w ly m o r n i n g lig h t o u r w a y s ,” H a b e r th r o u g h th e d o w n to w n stre e ts , re a d . “ W e m iss y o u , Y itz h a k .” w h ic h w e re c lo s e d to n o r m a l a s id e th e ir m o st f u n d a m e n ta l A rtz i, to u c h e d th e h e a rts o f th o se d if fe r e n c e s w ith Isra e l to a tte n d w h o h e a rd h e r m o v in g re m e m H u s se in , w h o w o re a r e d -a n d - A f t e r H a b e r s p o k e , R a b i n ’s tra ffic , to th e M o u n t H e r z l c e m e h i s f u n e r a l p r o v e d ho v y r a d i c a l l y b r a n c e o f a g e n tle m a n , a “ p r i w h ite c h e c k e re d A rab h e a d d re s s. c o ffin w as c a rrie d a b o u t 200 te ry , n a m e d fo r T h e o d o r H e rz l, R a b in h e lp e d c h a n g e th e face o f v a te h e r o ” n o t v isib le to th e o u t “ I b e l i e v e it is t i m e f o r all o f u s t o y a r d s to th e g ra v e s ite . A b lu e - th e t h e M i d d l e E a s t. sid e w o rld . c o m e o u t o p e n ly a n d to sp e a k o f a n d - w h i t e flag w ith th e S ta r o f v is io n a r y o f th e n o d e r n Isra e li D a v id w as re m o v e d fro m s ta te . ■ K in g H u sse in cam e fro m J o r d a n to u rg e o t h e r A r a b c o u n trie s to ta k e th e ro a d ^ to p e a c e ; “ O n e s g re a te r th a n I have p e a c e .” th e f o u n d e r o f Z io n is m and e u lo g iz e d y o u , b u t n o n e k n ew R a b in , w h o le d Is ra e l to t r i c a s k e t, w h ic h w as th e n lo w e re d Isra e lis m o b b e d th e c o rte g e t h e s o f t n e s s o f y o u r c a r e s s a s I, o r u m p h s o n th e b a ttle fie ld , th e n in to th e g rav e. M e m b e rs o f th e r o u te to sa y fa re w e ll, in c lu d in g P re sid e n t H o sn i M u b a ra k o f th a t h a lf-sm ile o f y o u rs th a t s tr e tc h e d o u t a h a n d o f p e a c e to b u ria l so c ie ty sc o o p e d e a r th in to h o s p ita l p a tie n ts w h o ra n to w a rd E g y p t a l s o m a d e h i s f irs t v i s i t to a lw a y s sa id e v e ry th in g , th e sm ile h is A ra b n e ig h b o rs , w as b u rie d c o n ta in e rs a n d c o v e re d th e c a s J e ru s a le m u n d e r Isra e li ru le , as t h a t is n o l o n g e r t h e r e , ” s a id t h e w ith fu ll m i l i t a r y h o n o r s in a t h e s t r e e t in t h e i r r o b e s . D riv e rs s to p p e d th e ir cars, g o t d id m in is te rs fro m k e t. A ra b b i in to n e d th e p r a y e r , M o ro cco , w e e p in g , a u b u rn -h a ire d y o u n g p i n e g l a d e a t o p a h ill o v e r l o o k i n g O m a n a n d Q a ta r, c o u n trie s w ith w o m a n . “ Y o u w e r e , a n d still a r e , th e v o la tile c ity w h e re h e w as o u t t ie s t o I s r a e l. I n a s t u n n e d I s r a e l, J e w s w e r e o u r o w n p riv a te h e r o .” b o r n 73 y ears ago. H i s w i d o w L e a h , s i t t i n g in t h e L e a v in g th e p o d i u m in te a rs . “ G o d , F u ll o f M e r c y . ” P eres a n d o th e r d ig n ita rie s p u t w r e a th s at th e g ra v e , a n d o u t a n d s t o o d in s i l e n c e a t t h e s o u n d o f th e tw o - m in u te sire n th a t w a ile d th r o u g h o u t th e c o u n tr y . TheTriangle•November 10,1995 Local Geriatrics g et new sign A tte n tio n a ll S tu d e n t O rg a n iz a tio n s ! G r o u p p i c t u r e s t a k e n N o v e m J u s t m i n t h e o f t h e b e t w N o w e e k b e r 1 3 - 1 7 p h o t o g r a p h e r G r e a t C o u r t M e e n a in 1 2 -2 B u ild in g p m & o r g a n i z a t i o n 's p i c t u r e h a v e th e 6 - 9 p m a p p o i n t m e n t n e c e s s a ry . T h is is y o u r c h a n c e If y o u P E N N S A U K E N , N .J. — M o to rists in this so u th e rn N ew Je rse y c o m m u n ity h av e a new street crossing sign to watch out for: a figure holding a cane. ' T h e y e llo w s ig n s m a r k i n g crosswalks for the elderly and the w alking-im paired are the first o f its kind in the country, according to the New Jersey D epartm ent o f T r a n s p o r ta t io n . T h e f irs t o n e w e n t u p h ere in A u g u st n e a r a convalescent center. “ I th in k the tim e is long past that we protect o u r seniors,” said Steve Leoniy, a Cam den C o un ty Park Police patrolm an who came up w ith the idea in 1989. L e o n iy h o p e s to s p a r k a n a t i o n a l m o v e m e n t to e r e c t c r o s s in g sig n s fo r th e e ld e rly . T he pUot program m ust b e tested in N ew J e rs e y f o r tw o y e a r s before federal approval. " I t m ig h t h e l p , ” sa id L ouis w ill b e th i s e e t t h e M e la n ie B u rn e y ASSOCIATED PRESS a n y L E X E R D to in g e t y o u r th e q u e s tio n s o ffic e y e a r b o o k ! p le a s e c a ll a t 8 9 5 -2 5 7 4 . D rexel U n iv e rsity 1995-96 -^ e .a U k M ulit-S p ecialty G r o u p P ractice P re sb y te ria n M e d ical C e n te r Primary Care Center at 39th and Powelton Monday; Wednesday and Friday 8:30 am -12:00 pm 1:00 pm - 4:30 pm Tuesday and Thursday 10:30 am - 12:00 pm 1:00 pm - 7:00 pm For an appointment call Services A vailable: • Nurse pratitioner X^isits available to all students with ,aDrexel student ID for a $5 co-payment STUDY • Open evening hours, too! o i o i »i : in s IN O ; iv i< > 1 3 !! in i > /W 17 / / WINTHROP Management O rexel UJndveriSity O iv ision o f T r i i e a t e r c ix n d L O ia x ic to . . c - J i jih A 'j . i i — r n ? r r , LIVE AT EASE. For more information on Student Health Services, please coontact Jeanne Hanrahan, Coordinator of Student Health Services and Programs/Division for Student Life, 895-1520 l i o x : e v e r , to c o m e u p w ith a sig n acceptable to senior groups. The first — a m a n b en t over accom p an ied b y a w o m an w ith a cane — was rejected. “ S o m e s e n io r s g r o u p s sa id , ‘C an you straighten us o u t a lit tle?’” recalled Leoniy. Leoniy said h e trie d to av oid a lien a tin g th e g ro u p he was trying to help. “ I d i d n ’t w a n t th e s ig n to d e p i c t o ld e r p e o p le as h a n d i c a p p e d b e c a u s e t h e y ’re n o t , ” Leoniy said in a recent interview. “T hey ’re just a little slower than they used to be.” F o u r c r o s s i n g sig n s f o r th e e ld e r ly w e re in s ta lle d h e r e o n N o rth P ark D rive along C o o p e r R iv e r . T h e y g iv e m o t o r i s t s a d v a n c e w a r n in g fo r a sp e cia l c r o s s w a lk t h a t is b ig g e r a n d brighter. A lth ou gh th ere have been no accidents involving senior pedes trians in that area, Leoniy said it w as c h o s e n b e c a u s e a m e d ic a l c e n te r a n d a p a rtm e n t bu ild in g s w ith older residents are nearby. L obascio w atch ed in ten tly as a n e l d e r l y m a n a t t e m p t e d to e n te r th e cro ssw alk . M o st cars whizzed by, apparently oblivious to the signs. As p art o f the pilot p ro gram , Leoniy has to periodically m o n i to r th e area, asking m o to rists if they noticed the sign. If it is suc cessful, it can be expanded to the rest o f the state in six m onths. “ If the pro gram saves ju st one, I’ll be h ap p y ,” he says. — I:..,.,,. • Schedule appointments ahead or walk-in 662-8233 Lobascio, 70, as he sat o n a p ark b e n c h n e a r th e crossw alk. “ I t’s going to take time to educate the people.” A f o r m e r p o s ta l c a r r i e r , L eoniy was c o m p ilin g statistics fo r a tr a ffic sa fe ty p r o je c t fo r h ig h school y o u n g ste rs in 1989 w hen h e learned som e alarm in g statistics. O n e o u t e v e r y six e l d e r ly p e d e s tria n s in ju re d in a n a c c i d en t dies from the injuries. Every th re e m o n th s , 22 o ld e r p e o p le are killed crossing a street in New Jersey. “ I t w as s t a r t l i n g , ” r e c a lls Leoniy, 34. L eoniy analyzed the statistics an d discovered that m o st o f the elderly victim s were struck while a t t e m p t i n g to c ro s s th e s tr e e t legally at a crosswalk. N e w J e rs e y law r e q u i r e s m otorists to yield to pedestrians in crossw alks, b u t drivers often disregard i t O n e p rob lem , says Leoniy, is that m ost traffic lights are tim ed for people w ho walk fo u r feet a second. But the elderly and walk ing-im paired move m ore slowly, he said. Leoniy wrote a letter to a local new spaper and launched a ca m p a i g n d u b b e d “ Save O u r Seniors.” H e also testified before th e s ta te A s s e m b ly . In A p ril 1991, t h e n - G o v . Jim F lo r io sig n ed th e bill a u th o riz in g th e elderly crossing sign. 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Call A IR F O R C E O P P O R T U N IT IE S TO LL FREE N a ’v e t t t h e r 14M N M 23-U S A F a t 3:00 p m j T P o r L n f o r m a tio n . a ix i. r« » » e rv A tio j\s c a l l 8 9 S -A .R T F S TheTriangle•November 10,1995 aty City, suburbs memorialize slain Northeast teen Dinah W isenberg Brin ASSOCIATED PRESS In a q u ie t n e ig h b o r h o o d at the city’s n o rth e a st edge, E ddie P o lec’s frien d s have a rra n g e d a m e m o rial service in th e c h u rc h w here he was savagely beaten to death a year ago Saturday. In th e n e a r b y s u b u r b o f A b in g to n , h o m e to th e y o u th s accused o f cracking Polec’s head w ith baseball b ats, s tu d e n ts are reciting the anti-violence lessons o f M a rtin L u th e r K in g Jr. a n d M a h a tm a G a n d h i as p a r t o f a w eek th e to w n sh ip has d ev o ted to p r o m o tin g p e a c e fu l r e s o lu tion. A year after Polec’s death, and two m o n th s before the trial o f the seven bo ys accu sed o f h is m u r der, b o th co m m unities are w o rk ing to heal. Both have developed c o m m u n ity g ro u p s in re sp o n se to th e d e a d ly b e a t i n g a n d a re e x p l o r i n g w a y s to k e e p t h e i r yo u n g peop le b u sy a n d p r o d u c tive. P o l e c ’s f a m ily h a s t r i e d to m ove forw ard as well. “ W e ’r e b a c k to th e n o r m a l routine o f things. W e ’re all back to w o rk an d school,” the victim ’s fa th e r, J o h n , sa id W e d n e s d a y . “ It’s a m a tte r th a t life h a s to go o n .” At A bington H igh School, stu d e n t s a r e g iv in g r e a d in g s a n d p la y in g p e a c e s o n g s o v e r th e p u b lic a d d re s s sy ste m . O n e English teacher asked stu den ts to read “T he Lottery,” a sto ry a b o u t a tow n th at selects so m e o n e for a public stoning. T h ro u g h o u t th e d is tric t, y o u n g ste rs received co p ies o f a nonviolence pledge. “ W e w a n t e d to f i n d s o m e thin g s w h ich are v ery affirm in g to com e o u t o f this tragedy,” said R o b e rt Burt, acting p rin c ip a l o f A bington H igh School. A lth o u g h th e N o n v i o l e n t Conflict Resolution W eek will be held this tim e each year in recogn i t i o n o f P o l e c ’s m u r d e r , h is nam e has n o t been m en tio n ed in the program s, Burt said. “ W e h a v e to m o v e o n w ith teaching o u r kids a b o u t the m o st im p o rta n t lesson, a n d th e m o st im p o rta n t lesson is th at this ca n ’t go o n ,” h e said. “W e w an t people to k n ow th a t w e’re a very in tro spective school diistrict an d w e’ve th o u g h t a b o u t w h a t th is m e a n s to us a n d w e’ve th o u g h t a b o u t w h a4 4 h is m e a n s to o u r s c h o o l district.” ^ Last Nov. 11, five carload s o f A b in gton y o i ^ ^ t o ^ . i r i t o n h e ^ F o x C h a S e rid ig K tio rfib o d o f Philadelphia. Fueled b y a n earlier ru n -in w ith Fox Chase teens an d a false ru n io r th at so m eon e there h a d rapecJ a n A b i n g t o n g ir l, police said, the s u b u r l^ n y o u n g sters were $ en t o n revenge. As th e m o b - m o v e d t h r o u g h the neighborhood, Polec, 16, was chased to A e step& o f St. Cecilia’s R o m an C a th o lic C h u r c h — h is fam ily c h u rc h ~ W here h e w as kicked an4 bludgeoried. H e died th e n ex t d a y at' A lb e r t Binsteih* Medical Center. A c o m b in a tio n o f h u m a n e rro r an d co n fu sib n lead poflidW to ig n o r e in c r e a s in g ly f r a n t i t te l e p h o n e c a lls f r o m c h u r c h , neighbors d urin g the attabk. S e v e n te e n -a g ,e bQys_ we^fi, charged wjth mord^f.^ is set for Jan. 2. P o le c ’s m o t h e r , K a th y , h a s re tu r n e d to h e r jo b as a school crossing guard at an intersection beh in d St. Cecilia’s. “ T h is v ic tim iz e d m o r e th a n E d d ie P o le c . T h is v ic tim iz e d th e s e k id s a n d v ic tim iz e d th is c o m m u n ity ,” s a id M a ry D oherty, an adm inistrator with a c o u n s e lin g c e n te r w ho has w o rk ed w ith Fox C hase y o u n g sters since Polec’s death. D oherty and an o th er co m m u nity vo lu nteer. M att M cD onald, held weekly gatherings in the St. Cecilia’s m eeting hall, w here they h ea rd y o u n g ste rs’ co n cern s and tried to quell rum ors. “Eddie was n o t a violent child, o r a v io le n t y o u n g m a n ... his friend s k new th a t,” she said. “ It w ould be disrespecting Eddie to resort to the kind o f violence that to o k him fro m them .” “A lthough it was difficult, they invited us to th e grad uatio n and th e y h a d a trib u te to Ed d u rin g the g radu ation cerem onies which w as, it w as v ery m o v in g ,” Jo hn P o le c s a id . H e s a id h is s o n ’s friends have k e p t in close to uch w ith the family. Polec’s friends have planned a m e m o r i a l M a ss f o r S a t u r d a y night in St. Cecilia’s. A fter th e m u rd e r. Fox C hase re sid e n ts fo rm e d a to w n w atch a n d a n o th e r g ro u p to m e e t the needs of lo c a l te e n s . G ro u n d b rea k in g o n a new gym nasium was m oved up to August. A b in g to n c o m m u n ity leaders created a c o m m u n ity task force to p r o m o te n o n v io len ce a n d to h e lp y o u n g s te r s a n d fa m ilie s. C ounseling was provided to stu d e n ts at th e hig h school, w here m o st o f the defendants h ad been students at som e point. “Y ou have to have a crisis to Iloge get peop le w o rk e d up a b o u t it. Otherwise they ju st sit back and say it doesn ’t h appen to us,” said J o a n n e W e a v e r , A b in g to n T ow nsh ip c o m m u n ity relations chairw oman. W e a v e r a n d D o h e r t y sa id m e m b e rs o f b o th c o m m u n itie s a re lik e ly to m e e t — a f te r th e trial. “ 1 th in k y o u ’ll be able to see th e ty pe o f h e a lin g th a t e v e ry bo d y desires,” said D oherty. M ike M atula, 16, w ho gave a speech on King, said the nonvio lence week at A bington appeared to be successful. “The school really seems to be em bracing it really well. It seems like it’s having an affect,” M atula said W e d n e s d a y . “ I t’s o b v io u s th a t the kids are acting nicer to each other in the hallways ... just being better people.” IZZQ EVERYDAYSPECIAL! 2 Large Cheese Pizzas ONLY$9.95 1 0 ” Deep Dish Pizza 2 2 2 -1 3 9 7 3235 Powelton Ave. Yoinr Futwure JSfaUtmiAtieany^ D a n D iP r im e o , a D r e x e l a lu m n u s y e tli L a l> o ra to rie s, w ill t a i l m a t k m a jo rs a s s ta tis tic ia n a t a lx > u t c a r e e r o p p o r tu n itie s fo r s ta tis tic ia n s . G u e « t G r a d u a te I t s a n d p a r t a o f o u r c o n tin u in g S p e a k e r S e rie s . M onday November 13, 1995 1:00-1:30 • Korman 259 D e p a r t m e n t o f M a t l i e i i i a t i c s & C o m p u t e r S e ie n e e Ifyouwanttogoto graduate school, we’d jike to line you up with a very attractive date. S a tu rd a y , N o v e m b e r 1 8 , 1 9 9 5 W y n d h a m F r a n k l i n P l a z a • 1 7 t h & R a c e S t r e e t s • P h ila d e lp h ia T h e G R E F o ru m o n G ra d u a te E d u c a t io n o ffe r s a n id e a l o p p o r t u n it y f o r g r a d s c h o o l c a n d id a te s t o a s k r e p r e s e n ta tiv e s o f o v e r 1 0 0 g r a d u a te s c h o o ls a b o u t t h e i r p r o g r a m s . Y o u c a n a ls o o b t a i n c a t a l o g s a n d a p p lic a tio n fo rm s . I n a d d itio n , th e r e a re w o r k s h o p s o n v a r io u s g r a d u a te d is c ip lin e s , ' o b t a in in g fin a n c ia l a id a n d p r e p a r in g f o r t h e G R E T e s t - p lu s w o r k s h o p s f o r m in o r ity a n d r e tu r n in g s tu d e n ts . 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G RE FORUMS 8 HieTriangle•November 10,1995 Think yoji are being ignored? come S ! ■: .i r '^ v v .c r • r,!‘rV:.»; / o r ) ' 'iO io a ■ I t ’s Thursday, November 16th 6 PM at the Creese Student Center w h a t y o u h a v e b e e n a n d y d iir d is c u s s in g lo n g , e x p e n s iv e M L s e s s io n s . j:_ •' ' s h rin k ;' ■ s.:-iinil o ; iitc i >1 I t ’s a c h a n c e to y o u r m in d ; to a n d v e n t y o u r fr u s tr a tio n th e to v o ic e s p e a k y o u r o p in io n s ^ a d m in is tra tio n . I t ’ll m a k e a n d it w ill y o u r " s h rin k p le a s e to y o u r ...Ite ' . h a p p y in n e r c h ild ! I f y o u h a v e a n y q u e s tio n s , c a ll 8 9 5 -2 5 7 7 . “We’re cooler than m ilk.” 0,1, '/ -o n i i.t O '.O .c i iu u c ic .y l lB u n f i A i i o i r r h v o i v : i r f r c r r do *\ l-> M a s I c I' ( \ i ) i '5 i r,< r, C U W n C r c '\ C r \ O L1 e n d U V . [M a s te rC a rd TheTriangle•November 10,1995 National S teeler fa n s p on d er C leveland-less future A la n R o b in s o n ASSOCIATED PRESS P IT T SB U R G H — If n o th in g e lse , th e C le v e la n d B r o w n s ’ im p e n d in g m o v e to B a ltim o re h a s a c c o m p lish e d th e u n th i n k able. It h a s u n ite d B row ns fans a n d S teelers fan s in a c o m m o n cause. It is a b i r t h r i g h t o f S te e le rs fans to dislike the Browns w ith a p a s s i o n a t e r e s o lv e , a n d v ic e versa, a n d a tr u e S teelers’ s u p p o r t e r w o u ld n e v e r b e c a u g h t w earing an y identifiable shade o f orange o r b row n. But as m u c h as Steelers’ ro o t ers a b h o r th e team th a t plays in th e s t a d i u m t h e y ca ll th e “M istake b y the'Lake,” m ost ca n n o t f a t h o m a n e n d to w h a t a r g u a b ly is th e N F L ’s m o s t intense rivalr/. Take away the Browns — and club ow ner A rt M odell intends to do ju st th at by packing th em off to Baltimore — an d the Steelers’ biggest rivals a r e ... the Bengals? U hh, no th a n k you. “ I t ’s a l m o s t i m p o s s i b l e to b e lie v e — th e B ro w n s le a v in g C lev elan d ,” said Steelers tackle Jo h n J a c k so n , w h o g re w u p in Cincinnati. “It still could be a big r iv a l r y in a n o t h e r c ity , b u t it w ould be a big change.” A n n u a ll y , a b o u t 1 5 ,0 0 0 to 20,000 S te e le rs ’ fa n s m a k e th e tu rn p ik e trek to ru stic an d rust? ing Clieveland S ta d iu m , to r o o t ag a in st th e B row ns as m u c h as th e y r o o t f o r th e S te e le r s . It w ould h a rd ly feel th e sam e d r i ving to a glittering new stadium in Baltim ore, w h ere C leveland’s le g e n d a ry b a llp a rk h o t d o g s w o uld be su p p la n te d b y ... crab cakes? S o , to s h o w s y m p a t h y a n d s u p p o r t f o r t h e i r C l e v e la n d counterparts, som e Steelers’ fans plan to w ear orang e arm b a n d s to S O C I A L . N E T O n -lln « IM M ting P l a c e B B S S i g n u p pn*fln« n o w iQodein: 610-409-0400 • Lo g m e n and liVOMEN on-line! • UVKUicaVNirtkMmidc C3UT! ipbgiitqyMeinbcr ProHkal b U K BlttlldlfSBS £ |1 • 0 ^ 5 G B o r iD c f Mid GIFa wltti i W f iifJ iin n b tr l a n | t IOmI th e B r o w n s - S te e le r s g a m e A FC C e n tr a l D iv is io n n e v e r M o n d a y a t T h r e e R iv e rs changed: C incinnati, Cleveland, Stadium . A radio station also will ’ H o u s to n a n d P ittsb u rg h . Now, distribute 60,000 signs displaying th e e x p a n s i o n J a g u a r s h a v e e m p a th y fo r th e s o o n -to -b e j o i n e d , a n d n e x t y e a r, th e A s p e c ia l p la c e is t h e fir s t s t e p to w a r d a s u c c e s sfu l e v e n t w h e th e r it s a a b a n d o n e d B row ns’ fans: “H ow b a n q u e t fo r 5 0 0 , a c o c k ta il p a r ty for 1 5 , o r a c o rp o ra te m e e t in g for 3 0 . Steelers m ight m ake road trips to C a n W e H a t e a B r o w n -le s s T h e W a r w ic k H o t e l , a h is to r ic la n d m a r k in C e n te r C ity , w i l l p r o v id e Baltimore an d M em phis, should Cleveland?” c r i tic a lly a c c la im e d c u is in e , la v is h s e r v ic e , a n d a u n iq u e o ld w o r ld th e O ilers te m p o ra rily relo cate a m b ie n c e u n lik e th o s e o r d in a r y h o t e l c h a in s . Ponder th a t a g a in — there en rou te to Nashville. P itts b u rg h fans will w ave signs “ It’s a sh am e, b u t y ou could F o r in fo r m a tio n a n d r ese rv a tio n s p le a s e c a ll o u r su p p o rtin g the Browns, an d at a see it c o m i n g , ” J a c k s o n sa id . M e e t i n g E v e n t P la n n e r a t ( 2 1 5 ) 5 4 5 - 3 2 0 0 . Steelers’ gam e, no less. “ I ’m s u re (M o d e ll) th o u g h t it U^.S. We cost less than you think. W h a t ’s n e x t, S te e le r s ’ fa n s was a slap w hen they built a $92 d e m a n d in g th a t T erry million rock ‘n ’ roll hall o f fame W e D o P h ila d e lp h ia B e st B r a d s h a w ’s b u s t a t th e P ro d o w n b y th e s t a d iu m . ... B ut Football Hall o f Fam e be pushed w hat w ith Dallas has done, sign asid e so O tto G ra h a m ’s can b e in g th o s e ( p r o m o t io n a l ) c o n m o re p ro m in e n tly displayed? tra c ts, th e sm aller m a rk e ts feel “Y ou w alk a r o u n d Cleveland they ca n ’t com pete. It is a b usi PHILADELPHIA Stadium an d y ou can feel and see ness.” 1701 Locust Street, PhiUdelphia, PA 19103 • (2 1 5 ) 7 3 5 - 6 0 0 0 o r (8 0 0 ) 5 2 3 - 4 2 1 0 the h isto ry ,” said Steelers q u a r te rb a c k M ik e T o m c z a k , an exBrown. “It w asn ’t until I played f o r th e B ro w n s t h a t I re a liz e d h o w it is o n e o f th e ro w d ie s t, Need assistance with personal or academic concerns or ro c k ‘n ’ ro ll sta d iu m s I ’ve ever just need someone to talk to? played in.” T o m c z a k ’s f ir s t t h o u g h t s w hen he learn ed o f the B row ns’ D r e x e l C o u n s e l i n g S e r v i c e s m ove were for fellow players who A r e a v a ila b le f o r y o u ! m u s t u p r o o t th e ir fam ilie s an d se ll t h e i r h o m e s , b u t h e a ls o 24 hour hot-line tho ug ht o f th e ir fans. appointments 6 days a week two locations “I’m sure it’s go t to be tearing the (fans’) hearts o u t,” Tom czak sa id . “T h o s e fa n s a re d ie -h a rd fans th r o u g h th e g en e ratio n s. I m ean, season tickets are willed to -people. B u t w e’re a p p ro a c h in g T h e B o u rs e t h e 2 i s t c e n t u r y , a n d i t ’s all 2 1 0 0 C h e r r y S t. s u ite 5 9 2 a bou t m on ey .” 2 1 S . 5 t h S t. A nd, perhaps, all ab o u t a lack o f continuity. F or 25 seasons, the IPhiladelphias*J?estParties ^ ' h 925-2159 SUM M ER STU D Y Washington, DC GRADUATE • UNDERGRADUATE STUDY ABROAD • HIGH SCHOOL PROGRAMS » Iliitenik £ > ^ * USENET • )E-MiiiB^ CiMillkd% R«vc«I • 3 1 1 1 ^ wnrcr baqr* fk ^ donol • S060*i of BMmbcn tad logged caUit yni\ersity 1 7 5 t h A n n iv e r s a r y g n 111^ I® reaK Si ll 1 I i|)s, 1 ;ii II ( .isll .V ( .(. 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A PI 1 / 9 5 TheTriangle•November 10,'1995 10 ^ o v c t e > m l i e r S D e d a Most Popular BBQ Pizza -------------------------- Taste it &You'll knowwhy # RE S T A O H A N T e / 387-1213 ■*] Laroe BBQ Pizza 5«r $7.50 Small BBQ Pizza $4.25 $9 off ^ a n y Large Pizza offers expires 1 1 /3 0 /9 5 Buy a Largjerizza ana get a Free Topping offers expires 1 1/30 /9 5 $lpff any Sm all Pizza offers e x p i r e s l l / ^ / 9 5 ■’ vV ThcTrianglB^November 10,1995 National 11 P ow ell sid e s w ith GOP; w ill n o t run John King ASSOCIATED PRESS W A S H I N G T O N — A fte r m o n th s o f "prayerful co n sid era tio n ’* th at captivated the nation, C o lin P o w e ll a w k w a r d ly em b raced th e R ep u b lican P arty on W ednesday b u t said he w ould n o t r u n f o r p r e s i d e n t in 1996 because it was “a calling th at 1 do not yet h ear.” E n d in g a n e x t r a o r d i n a r y p o litic al m y stery , Pow ell ru led o u t se e k in g a n y e le c te d office n e x t y e a r. I n s te a d , h e sa id h e w ould dedicate him self to resto r ing “th e s p irit o f L in c o ln ” to a R e p u b lic an P a rty h e said was a lot m ore diverse than m a n y co n servatives w ould adm it. ‘‘I ’m s o r r y 1 d i s a p p o i n t e d yoti^” the retired general said in a p o i g n a n t . t r i b u t e to th e t h o u s a n d s o f e v e r y d a y A m e r ic a n s w h o h a d u rg e d h im to r u n , in p e rs o n , th r o u g h le tte rs a n d b y joining draft Powell efforts. “ W e ’re d e v a s t a t e d , ” s a id James Lynch, a N ew Y ork lawyer involved in the draft effort. Said T im Bush, an o rg an iz er in N ew H a m p s h ire : “ I th in k rea lly th e cou n try is the loser.” Such su p p o rt b ro u g h t him to the b rin k o f a candidacy, Powell said, b u t in the en d h e ste p p ed back from elective politics — for now anyway. To ru n for president, he said, w o u ld d e m a n d “ a p a s s io n a n d c o m m it m e n t th a t, d e s p ite m y ev e ry e ffo rt, 1 d o n o t haVe fo r political life, because requires a calling that I d o n o t yet sidered for the N o. 2 spot on the G OP ticket. P o w e ll’s d e c is i o n le ft 10 declared R ep ublican candidates and one G OP giant still sitting on the fence: H o u se S peaker N ew t Gingrich. G in g r ic h s a id a n e w h e w as unlikely to ru n for president, b ut that he w ould talk it over with his wife after R e p u b lic an s finished w ork on the budget. O ne o f the rem aining declared c a n d id a te s , P e n n s y lv a n ia Sen. A rlen S p e c te r said W e d n e s d a y th a t la c k lu s te r f u n d -r a is in g in recent weeks might force him to suspend his long-shot candidacy. H e said f u n d -r a is in g h as b een stag nan t while poten tial d o n o rs awaited a decision by Powell. As he bowed o u t o f the presi dential race, Powell for the first tim e pledged political allegiance — to a Republican Party he said was rightly dedicated to balanc ing the budget, cutting taxes and shrinking governm ent. “I believe they have ideas and e n e r g y at th is tim e t h a t I ca n align with,” he said. B ut h e b l u n t l y r e b u k e d pro m in en t conservatives for “ad ho m in em ” attacks on his charac ter. He also said the party would be wise to sho w m o re c o m p a s sion as it reform s welfare and t<» w e lc o m e b la c k s a n d o t h e r minorities. “ I believe I can help the party of Lincoln m ove once again clos er to th e sp ir it o f L in c o ln ,” he said. In a n o t h e r sig n o f his a w k w ard tra n sitio n from so ld ier to au th o r to pro m in e n t Republican, P o w ell w o u ld n o t p r o m is e to b a c k th e 1996 G O P n o m in e e . sa y in g h e w a n te d to w atch the c a m p a ig n u n f o ld . N o r d id he r u le o u t v o ti n g fo r P r e s id e n t Clinton next year. W hite H ouse aides breathed a sigh o f relief: At this early date, polls show ed Powell easily b eat in g C lin to n in a h e a d - to -h e a d m atchup, som ething none o f the GOP candidates could do. Powell said the concerns o f his fam ily "h ad to be u p p erm o st in m y m in d ” b u t that the overriding factor in his decision was that he did n o t b u r n w ith the desire to ru n for president. ^ « a r . ” “For m e to p reten d otherw ise w ould n o t be h onest to myself, it w o u ld n o t b e h o n e s t to th e A m erican people.” Powell also ruled o u t being the G O P’s vice presidential nom inee, b u t sa id h e m ig h t c o n s id e r a n ap p o in ted go v ern m en t position. M an y R epublicans, even Powell critics, said th e r e tire d g en e ral still was alm ost certain to be co n Y o u a Spring Break 1996 TRAVEL FREEH h o le in a r e y o u r t a mooch. 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National S tu d en t M m S tiv ic a , 1995 Drexel hasn’t had a homecoming for 21 years. So when talk of returning the homecoming tradition to Drexel sur faced, we thought it was a fantastic idea. That talk turned into Dragonfest ’95, the medievalthemed weekend for students and alumni, with events including a medieval block party and a medieval feast. A he advocated keeping the Drexel knight and maiden will be crowned. Triangle Is a waste wmhich i n im u m w a g e a t its p r e s e n t A knight and maiden? What ever happened to a king level to ‘‘create m o re jo b s ” (TA and queen? And kings and queens already are medieval. of prof's time . jo b s? ), w h ic h o f c o u r s e w o u ld Why can’t we have a normal homecoming like every other Editor: pay below the poverty level. A lo n g w ith m a n y o f m y W h y sho uld the D rexel c o m school? Of course, the candidates for knight and maiden are friends, I w anted to express deep m u nity care abo ut Busler’s plight d e to you fo r p u b lish in g w hen he cares little fo r th e ec o supposed to dress up in medieval clothing. Halloween was gthera titu w o n d erfu l article a b o u t the ic situation o f the p o o rest o f two weeks ago - nobody wants to see a bunch of punk col a i r p l a n e t h a t s t r u c k a p a i r o f onom u r nation? M oreover, d id he n o t lege kids dressed up in odds and ends from their jeans- d u c k s d u r i n g ta k e o f f f r o m r e c e n tly te ll s tu d e n t s t h a t th e and-t-shirt-filled closets. Portland and had to retu rn to the R epublican plan fo r s tu d e n t aid the a irp o rt (The T riangle, N ov. w o u ld o n ly c o s t t h e m a l i ttle Drexel students and alumni aren’t going break down the 3). I was also passionately moved m o re? D o es B u sier re a lly th e n doors to watch strolling singers and live jousting. And the •by th e a rtic le s o n C a p e M a y ’s have the chutzpah to ask his stu “hook” event for this weekend - the Campus Activities w a te r s u p p ly in th e y e a r 2000 dents to pay for his lunch? T here Board fall concert - is an event that would happen with or (T he T riangle, O ct. 27) a n d o n is no free lu n c h — h ere o r an y without Dragonfest. f o o d s ta lls in B a n g k o k (T h e w h e r e e lse . A f te r a ll, s o c ia l D arw inism is up o n us. If Dragonfest is Drexel’s homecoming, then why didn’t Triangle, Oct. 20). It is o f c o u r s e sa d t h a t th e 1 le a v e y o u w ith m y o w n they just say so? Call it homecoming, and make it a true in t e n s iv e c o v e r a g e o f tr iv ia O rw ellian n ew sp e ak a p h o rism : homecoming, with a king and a queen in 20th century aro u n d the globe has m ade your “Poverty is success.” 1 h o p e Mr. clothing. Student response would be better if it were clear paper devoid o f an y relevance to Busier enjoys his. that this is homecoming. w hat is happening here at Drexel NealOrfcin And why set it up on the day of a preseason men’s bas — indeed, everyone know s th a t Associate Professor, Legal Studies ketball game? The team already has a hard time filling the "if it is im portant, it w o n ’t be in Alumnus gets no stands during the regular season. Is an exhibition game The T ria n ^ e .” the cute articles o n bisex against an amateur team supposed to evoke school spirit in ualStill, respect In library prison guards, restaurants o n an already apathetic student body? fire in N o r ^ D akota and the Oct. It’s a tough sell. Overkill and over-planning endangers 13 e d ito rial o n b lu e M8cMs are Editor: m o re th an a fair co m p en satio n . T am a recent g rad u a te o f the Dragonfest, but we honestly hope we’re wrong. Maybe Drexel students will be inspired by the fanfare of Keep y o u r bab b le up, boys an d c o lle g e o f e n g i n e e r i n g w ith a girls, avoid substance, p ro m o te bac h elo r o f science in electrical a medieval festival. ch itch a t. T his w ay n o b o d y will engineering. I feel the education But we doubt it. ever be u n h a p p y w ith y ou, yo u I w as g iv e n h a s h e l p e d m e to LetterstotheEditor S u b m is s io n P o lic y Guest columns, letters to the editor, and artwork nnay be sent to the attention of th e Ed-Op Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and C hestnut Sts., P h ila d e lp h ia , Pa. 19104. T hey m ay also b e s e n t via e -m a il to S t 9 2 i y d 3 ^ u n x 1 . o c i . d r e x e l . e d u or delivered in person to 3010 MacAlister Hall. All submissions m ust include a nam e and ph o n e num ber and should include an address and appropriate affiliations such as major, year of graduation, or organizational position. Anonymous submissions will not be pu blish ed; a u th o rs' n a m e s will only b e w ith held u n d e r special circumstances. Written pieces should b e p resen ted on disk in MacWrite format. The deadline for subm issions Is 5:00 p.m. on W ednesday of th e w eek of .pu^lig^tjon. J|i,e, Triangle reserves the right to edit for space, grammar, clarity and content. can still p u t “journalistic experi e n c e ” o n y o u r c h a r m in g little re s u m e s a n d o n e d a y y o u will ce rta in ly b e c o m e as fa m o u s as B ob W o o d w a r d a n d C a rl Bernstein. Mosht Kam Associate Professor, ECE Busier should get no free lunch Editor: I read w ith in te re s t M ich ael Busler’s Nov. 3 colum n (page 12) en titled “TAs are sim ply cheap labor,” as I have read all his p re v io u s p ie c e s d e fe n d in g G in g ^ ri^ h if^ i p c 9 p 9 m ic ;s ., I re c a ll a n e a r lie r a r tic ti le in h av e a su ccessfu l b e g in n in g to m y career. I am w riting this let ter, however, to m ake you aware o f som e unfair policies being u ti lized in the university. This past W ednesday, I visited the H agerty L ibrary to d o som e research for the c o m p a n y th a t I currently w ork for. I signed into th e lib r a r y o n m y lic e n s e a n d proceeded to th e reference desk to ask ho w I m ig ht b est use the tim e th a t I h a d to f in d w h a t I n ee d ed . I was to ld th a t I co u ld use a n o n - lin e se rv ic e to d o a key w o rd search. 1 th o u g h t tHis w ould save m e a lo t o f valuable tim e and help m e to find exactly w hat 1 need. ,TJ>,en t h e b9H 3> 5he|l w as d r b p p e d . w h e n a s k e d f o r liiy stu d e n t ID, I gave it to th e librar ian. She looked at th e b ack o f it an d noticed th at it was n o t vali dated for the cu rren t year. I was to ld I co u ld n o t use th e service until I w ent to the p ark in g garage a n d h a d th e ID s t a m p e d . 1 explained to h e r I was an a lu m nus, and was p ro m p tly told th a t I co u ld n o t use th e service. I left a n d b e g a n m y s e a r c h th e o ld fa s h io n e d w ay, th e v o lu m e s o f th re e -in c h th ic k e n g in e e rin g a b s tra c ts . N e e d le s s to say, m y w h o le d a y w as w asted . W h e n I asked a different librarian a b o u t th e p o lic y , I w a s t o l d th e U n iv e rs ity h as an a g re e m e n t with the on-line search com pan y th at only cu rren t stu dents could u se th e se rv ic e b e c a u s e it w as expensive. M y questions are as follows: Is the o n -lin e service to o expensive to d en y alum ni, w ho are solicited at least once a y ear to give co n tri b u tio n s to the University, access? A m 1 now gom g to eagerly await th a t p h o n e call asking m e to c o n tr ib u te a b o v e th e $65,00 0 p lu s th a t I have already shelled o u t to the university? I d o n ’t th in k so. T he fact is this, n o t only does th e U n i v e r s i t y c a r e so m u c h a b o u t y o u r w ell-being th a t they sc re w y o u t h r o u g h o u t th e five years y ou are there, b u t th ey stay w ith you the rest y o u r life. I will n ever give a n o th e r cent to this university. I will n o t rec o m m en d this university to any o f m y colleagues w h o m ay w ish to ac h ie v e f u r th e r e d u c a tio n , n o r t h o s e s t u d e n t s le a v in g h ig h school asking for advice w here to attend. D re x e l U n iv e r s it y w o n d e r s w hy th e re is so m u c h a p a th y in their stu d e n t b o d y an d w hy they d o n ’t g et a n y a lu m n i s u p p o r t. W ell, m a y b e if th e fa c u lty a n d oth e r m em bers o f the U niversity s ta f f r e m e m b e r e d w h e r e th e ir p a y c h e c k s c o m e f r o m , th e y w ould understand . ' &S Electrical Engineering TheTriangle•November 10,1995 Opinion 13 J o h n G r u b e r : P riso n er o f Gravity Making the political climate fiin again is easy I k eep h e a rin g th a t A m e ric a n s a re “ sick o f p o litic s as u s u a l.” T h is isn ’t true, because m ost A m eric an s are to o s tu p id to k n o w w h a t ’s g o in g o n in t h e i r o w n h o m e s, let alo n e in o u r governm ent. It w ou ld b e m o re ac cu ra te to o f th e w o o d w o r k to s u p p o r t “ n o n - p o l i t i c i a n s ” lik e C o l in P ow ell a n d R oss P e ro t. P e o p le a r e n ’t c o n c e r n e d w ith P o w e ll’s sta n d on the issues because they d o n ’t care a b o u t the issues. T hey ju s t w a n t to s u p p o r t s o m e o n e w h o i s n ’t a c a r e e r p o li tic ia n ^ W hy? B ecause p o litic ia n s are boring. Let’s lo o k at th e last few elec tio n s’ w ortli o f presid ential can d i d a te ^ B ill C lin to n , G eo rg e Bush; ^ i c h a e f D u k ak is, W a lte r M b h d a r^ , R o n a ld R e a g a n a n d Jim m y C arter. O nly o ne o f theni h a d .w i d e s p r e a d p o p u l a r i t y : Reagan. Personally, I despise R eagan’s b r a n d o f c o n s e rv a tiv e p o litic s , b u t he sure as hell w asn’t boring. H e told jokes. H e told stories. H e always ap p e are d easy-going and confident. O f course, he slept 18 h o u rs a day an d the o n ly p a rt o f th e n e w s p a p e r h e re a d w as th e com ics. But he could k ick so m e ass in th o se election s, hu h? Ju st ask Fritz. ' Ji 1- llt >7 jfi) M jU '.Jj'.W 'j'jAoO 'lijli.' I’tr.i .-'I ugly. T ak e a g o o d lo o k at Bob D ole — th a t m a n is U gly w ith capital U. B o b b y K n ig h t. A m e r ic a ’s fa v o rite lu n a tic w o u ld q u ic k ly e lim in a te o n e o f o u r n a t i o n ’s biggest p ro b lem s — o u r lack o f enemies. Knight would quickly make us some. H e’d toss a couple chairs at I v . .A S L . C in v P - r n n r n f >/9-,Beace c o n f e r e n c e a n d n e x t H e re ’s the form ula: W e d o n ’t c o K b y T m g h 't w o u lii'trt g e i like p o litic ia n s ; we like a c to rs , m an y votes from peaceniks, b ut generals and billionaires. h e’d hook millions with his zany So l e t ’s f o r g e t a b o u t C o lin press conference antics.* Im agine Powell an d focus on o th er p o te n his replies: “T hat’s a d u m b fuck tial presidential candidates from ing q u e s tio n .” “W h a t a re y o u , outside the world o f politics. stupid?” T hen he’d toss a chair at Bill G a te s . H e ’s g o t m o r e Sam D onaldson and storm ou t of m o n e y th a n Perot, an d h e ’s less the room. goofy-looking. Love him o r hate You kn ow how the P re sid en t him , you can’t deny that h e’s suc always calls the w in n e r’s lo ck er cessful. O f course, h e ’d probably ro o m a fte r b ig c h a m p io n s h ip s re n a m e th e c o u n try America 96 lik e th e F in al F o u r a n d S u p e r a n d c h a rg e us each $99 fo r th e Bowl? Well, Knight could call up new version. But if he could get basketball team s at halftim e and th e Rolling Stones to play at his te ll th e m w h a t t h e y ’re d o i n g inauguration. I’d call it even. wrong. Je rry S ein feld. I can th in k o f R o b e rt De N iro. W e lik e d a s e v e r a l g o o d r e a s o n s to e le c t n ic e -g u y a c to r like R eag an, so Seinfeld as P re sid e n t, b u t n o n e we’ll love a to ug h-g uy actor like b e tte r th a n th e sim p le fact th a t De N iro. H e ’d be un beatable in his State o f the U n io n addresses debates. H e’d interrupt his o p p o w o uld kick m a jo r ass. H e could n en t with a "You looking at me” ju s t g et u p th e re in fro n t o f th e N o one w ould fuck with America C ongress an d give us tw o h o u rs if Robert De N iro were President. o f com edy. This w ould be a ra t I f th e y e n w ere g a in in g o n th e ings bonanza. dollar, the Japanese g ov ernm ent A n o th er im p o rta n t considera w o u ld d e v a lu e th e y en.. W h y ? tio n is th a t Jerry Seinfeld is n o t Because we’d have respect. The c u rre n t cro p o f new ly-elected R e p u b li c a n s w o u ld h a v e y o u b e lie v e h is p o p u l a r i t y s te m m e d fro m A m e r i cans’ su pp ort o f conser vative R epublicanism . I say it’s becau se R onald Reagan w asn’t boring. A nd even th ou gh he previous- If t h a t ’s n o t e n o u g h to c o n vince you, let m e give you fo u r m o re w ords: Vice President Joe Pesci. Ja n e Pauley. I find it d is tu rb ing that there still h a s n ’t been a single serious female presidential ca n d id a te. W h o b e tte r to b rea k the sex b arrier than Pauley? N ot only is she sm art, b u t she looks regal, like a president should. Better yet, who better to serve as A m e r ic a ’s p r e m i e r e F irs t H u s b a n d th a n G ary “ D o o n e sb u ry ” Trudeau? John Gruber is editor-in-chief of The Triangle and a senior majoring in com puter science. He is a registered com munist. PRESIDENT BILL ■ aiNTON . i'l l.' I M ic h a e l B u s ie r : T h e P ro lo c u to r G in a Di V in c e n z o : A V erse o f R evelation Good marketing can pay Death-defying off for higher education parachute jump from The Rock' T his year’s high school seniors Program , w hich offers a free year h e t h o u g h t . " W e ll i t ’s a b o u t o f graduate school to all students are facinjg a ttiUch different view t i m e , ” h e s a id e m p h a ti c a lly . w ho received degrees and h ad an w h e n m ilk in g t h e i r d e c i s i o n s “ M a rk e tin g h a s alw ays b e e n a c o n c e r n i n g w h ic h c o lle g e s to average o f 3.5 o r better. b a d w o rd in academ ia. Colleges S o m e f o u r- y e a r e n g in e e rin g always seem ed to have an elitist attend. B eca u se d e m o g r a p h ic s h a v e schools have instituted a five-year v ie w of th e ir s e rv ic e . \r.U C o n s e q u e n tly th e y w ere always I'i'Isduce the n u m b e r o f high school r e d u c e d lo a d p la n d e s ig n e d to -i 'J; ‘s o f t - s e l l . ’ N o w , j u s t lik e a n y graduates in.recent years, colleges h e lp re lie v e s tr e s s a n d r e d u c e riiust re c ru it p o te n tia l s tu d e n ts d r o p o u t rate s. U n d e r th is p la n o t h e r se rv ic e o ffe re d b y a b ig business in a big m arket, m ar hibre vigorously. Some o f the n- K k e tin g to o ls m u s t b e u se d . n e w m iarlceting te c h n iq u e s : .p ’ Under this plan each student This isn’t the 60’s, 70’s o r 80’s are very interesting. w h e n th e r e w e re so m a n y S o m e s c h o o ls feel t h e i r takes one less course each b aby b o o m e rs g ra d u a tin g fcliaWii? | b r recdVing^ah semeister which stretches - .■ f from high school. T hings are ap p lica tio n iror a d m issio n is different. People and in stitu to r e c ru it th e c h ild r e n a n d their studies into five years. tions m u st ad a p t o r face the g r a n d c h i l d r e n o f a l u m n i. The fifth year is, however, same fate as the ‘once th ought O ne school, W ilson College, free. to be elitist’ U psala College, offers a 25' p e rc e n t d isc p u n t which folded last year.” to all offsjiririg o f alum ni. Drexel has some highly know l e a c h s t u d e n t ta k e s o n e le ss I f th e s e n i o r s a r e w o r r i e d c o u r s e e a c h s e m e s t e r w h ic h ed g e a b le m a rk e tin g e x p e rts as a b o i it n o t f i n d i n g a j o b a f t e r s tre tc h e s th e ir stu d ies in to five p a r t o f th e faculty. W e s h o u ld g r a d u a t i o n , St. J o h n F is h e r years. T he fifth year is, however, hope Drexel taps that resource in College will p ay a graduate up to order to attract m ore students. If free. $5,000 if a jo b is n 6 t found w ithin m a rk e te d p ro p e rly , the u n iq u e Even Drexel started a plan last six m on th s o f graduation. features found here should draw fall t h a t fre e z e s t u i t i o n a t th e A t legist e ig h t s c h o o ls h a v e so pho m o re level for all College o f large num bers o f students. g u a r a n t e e d t h a t s tu d e 'n ts w ill B usiness s tu d e n ts . T h a t m e a n s •- I w on der though, why enro ll graduate in four years, providing m ents are so low. Is Drexel fully certain guidelines are followed. If tu itio n is k e p t the sam e for th e utilizing its resources? final fo u r years o f th e five-year they d o n ’t, the schools will allow the student up to on e full year o f co-op program . Michael Busier is a two-time graduate I re c e n tly sh ow ed this in f o r stud y absolutely free. of Drexel currently pursuing a Ph.D. in m a tio n to o n e o f the m a rk e tin g T h is y e a r l e h i g h U n iv e r s ity professo rs, a n d asked h im w hat economics. b e ^ a n T h e P re s id e n t’s S ch olars R e m e m b e r th o s e N a tio n a l L am p o o n ’s V a catio n m o v ie s at the top o f the Rock o f Gibraltar and I h ad two options if I wanted w h e re C la rk G riz w a ld (C h e v y to r e a c h se a le v e l — w a lk o r C hase) an d fam ily always m a n jum p. U nfortunately, I forgot my parachute. And trust me, it was a aged to en cou nter every m ishap long way down. th a t co uld p o ssi O f co urse, the b ly h a p p e n o n a cable c a r o p e r a family excursion? The misfortunes t o r d id sa y in a A fte r w a tc h in g endured by the co n fid e n t British th o s e film s, o n e Grizwald family a c c e n t t h a t th e m ig h t th in k th a t m i s f o r tu n e s e n could only occur to a c a r w o u ld be “ m e n d e d v e ry d u r e d b y th e complete nim<wad quickly.” I think I G riz w a ld fam ily or a college student. would rather take could o nly occur my chances to a c o m p le t e nim -wad o r an American college ju m p i n g w ith o u t a p a r a c h u t e th a n r id in g a “ m e n d e d ” ca b le student. car. P ic tu re th is: Y o u ’ve fin a lly E very o n e has th e ir d re a m m ade it to the Rock o f Gibraltar. vacation and expectations o f how Y o u’re sta n d in g in fro n t o f the it will be. However, if there’s one s y m b o l f o r w h ic h P r u d e n t i a l thing I’ve learned du ring the two R ock ow es all its success. You m o n th s I’ve lived in Europe, it’s venture to the top o f the rock via d o n ’t e x p e c t a n y th in g a n d be cable car. A fter y o u ’ve seen the prepared for ev e i^ h in g ! I never magnificent view and taken som e really intended on walking dow n p h o to s, you are read y to b o a rd the R ock o f G ib raltar (w hich is the cable car and go back dow n w hy I w asn ’t w earing sn eakers) the rock. O n the way, it breaks See Di Vincenzo on page 17 down! I alm ost died! H ere 1 was b M b y ii’ioi'; TheTriangle•November 10,1995 14 TIME TheTriangle •November 10,1995 EVENT EVENT FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17 6:00 pm G rillin' & C hillin’ 8:00 pm hosted by President Papadakis Burgers, Dogs, and Beverages Galore! Plus vote for your favorite Knight & Maiden 8:00 pm9:30 pm 9:30 pm 10:30 pm 10:30 pm midnight 15 S kit a n d T alent Show s Student organizations, fraternities, & sororities entertain us all! O S am ba This lively group entertains with music, dance, culture, & art from Brazil to Africa. Pep Rally/Bonffire Join the Drexel Dragons, Cheerleaders, & the Men's & Women's Basketball team s Plus the Yell like Hell Contest! 4:00 pm 6:00 pm M en's B asketball gam e vs. Syracuse AAU Half-time show includes the crowning of the Drexel Knight and Maiden. PE C enter 4:00 pm 6:00 pm M edieval D inner Grab your goblet and throw your bones. Oh, gluttony! A real medieval dinner aw aits you. ($8.00 for students not on the meal plan.) C afeteria 7:00 pm 10:00 pm G reek Open Houses Drexel Fraternities and Sororities host traditional Greek Open Houses for all. V arious 10:00 pm Midnight CAB'S Fall C oncert The Smithereens w ith Ocean Blue ($8.00 for students.) PE C enter SUNDAY; NOVEMBER 19 1:00 pm W om en's B asketball gam e vs. Slovakia 3:00 pm Half-time show includes the awarding of the Overall DragonFest '95 Winners SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18 12:00 pm M edieval Block P a rty 4:00 pm Merry Old England comes to 33rd & Market w ith live jousting, strolling singers, plus: PLACE PE C enter O ther Events Friday Night Flicks Plus: "First Knight" Stein Auditorium: Fri. 7:00 pm, 9:30 pm, & midnight. Sun. 8:00 pm ($2.00 for students) In flatab le Rides Colossal Jester Bounce, Gladiator Joust Velcro Olympics, & Bungee Basketball "The Miser:" fall term performing arts show Mandell Theater: Fri. & Sat. at 8:00 pm., & Sun at 3:00 pm ($6.00 for students) Live M usic Touch Me Zoo (formerly the Dead Milk Men), The Crazy Scene Dads, Alyssa Melanagaster, Straw, Lice Krispies, & Ubisunt. The Newman Center community worships on Sunday in the Church of Saint Agatha-Saint James, 38th & Chestnut Streets at 10:00 am. Sponsored by: The Office of Alumni Relations, The Division for Student Life, CAB, and SAFAC. V endors Variety of merchandise from local vendors & the Gourmet Food Trucks. e ^ r u cptvcu Ntr F r e e fo r A ll S t u d e n t s e x c e p t w h e re n o te d FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 17 - SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 19 TheTriangle•November 10,1995 16 . iy / ' % - \ ' sj# . \ ' '- K - ' ^■' .-: 'f J : . 2j '’^ v > % 'v *« ^ ® ® a^. r" "!*»> , ^ '4 i t I '. . v» *>» " s.f H V ^ ’> V \ ■ ■'; ’/ ' ' ' S &t- ’'*)\ MIDNIGHT DREARY Y o u ’r e a B u s i n e s s M a j o r c r a m m i n g f o r a n E n g lis h L i t e x a m . I t ’s la te a n d y o u ’r e c r a n k y . ; '1 Y o u k e e p t h i n k i n g , “ H o w th e h e c k is th e d a m n ‘R a v e n ’ g o n n a h e l p m e l a n d a j o b o n W a l l [l S t r e e t ? ” Y o u g e t angry. S o y o u c a ll D a d to v en t. H e h e lp s y o u u n d e r s ta n d th e im p o rta n c e o f it a ll. T h e n h e y e l l s a t y o u f o r d i a l i n g z e r o t o c a l l c o l l e c t . Q u o t h t h e f a th e r , “ N e v e r m o r e .” 1 -8 0 0 -C 0 L L E C T Save Up To 44%. For lony-clistance cnils. Savings based on a 3 minute AT&T opeiatoi-diaiRd iiiteistate call 4 . . TheTriangle•November 10,1995 Opinion 17 Howto get stuck on a big rock Di Vincenzo from page 13 a n d w ith a f o u r - h o u r b u s r id e to S e v ille a h e a d o f m e , it w a s t h e last th in g I w a n te d to d o . B u t th a t c lo u d d id h a v e a silv e r lin in g . N o w , I c a n s a y I ’v e a c t u a l l y w a lk e d d o w n th e P ru d e n tia l R o c k . B ig w h o o p , r i g h t ? H e r e ’s s o m e a d v i c e . I f y o u e v e r g o to th e R o c k o f G ib ra lta r, m ake su re you b rin g th re e th in g s: e n o u g h c a s h to g e t a c ro s s th e b o r d e r, y o u r c a m e ra to ta k e p i c t u r e s a n d a p a r a c h u t e in c a s e th e c a b le c a r s h o u ld b r e a k d o w n . I f y o u h a v e a ll t h o s e t h i n g s , y o u ’ll b e g o o d to go. A ll v a c a tio n a d v e n tu re s, w h e th e r stu p e n d o u s o r d is a s tro u s, are e x p e rie n c e s fro m w h ic h v a lu a b le le s so n s c a n b e le a r n e d . F o r in s ta n c e , I a lw a y s u se d to la u g h at m y D a d w h e n h e to ld m e n e v e r to le a v e h o m e w ith o u t e n o u g h e x tr a c a s h in m y p o c k e t. H e w o u ld sa y , “ G in a , if t h e r e ’s e v e r a n e m e r g e n c y , y o u d o n ’t w ant to be s tu c k .” T h in k in g h e h a d fo rg o tte n w e are in th e a g e o f te c h n o lo g y , I w o u ld sm u g ly r e s p o n d , “ B u t D a d , I have my M AC card and my V is a .” W e ll D a d , a fte r b e in g c a u g h t a t t h e 'S p a n i s h b o r d e r ( w h i c h in c id e n ta lly w as a to w n th a t tim e f o r g o t a n d h a d its a u to m a te d te lle r m a c h in e s in s ta lle d o n e w e e k p r io r) w ith n o c a s h a n d a tra in sta tio n th a t d id n o t a c c e p t V isa , I h a v e to a d m it th a t y o u w e r e r i g h t . A n d I ’ll n e v e r l e a v e C a m p u s A c t i v i t i e s B o a r d U p c o m in g E v e n ts : th e h o u s e a g a in w ith o u t a s k in g Friday Novem ber 1 0 y o u f o r 2 0 b u c k s f irs t. I try to fin d th e p o sitiv e CAB Video Lounge a s p e c ts w ith e v e ry e v e n t th a t p a s s e s . S o, e v e r y tim e I feel lik e Creese Student Center I ’m 9 :3 0 a.m., 12:30, 3 :3 0 and an e x tra on th e set of N a t i o n a l L a m p o o n ’s E u r o p e a n 6 :3 0 p.m. V a c a tio n , I j u s t t h i n k t o m y s e l f , Goodfellas G i n a , f o r g e t a b o u t it — y o u ’r e i n E u r o p e a n d y o u ’r e l u c k y t o b e • Friday Night Flicks Plus hard-working Drexel students, $ 1 2 1 9 :0 0 p.m. for the masses. 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TheTriangle•November 10,1995 19 ^Being a high school journalist doesn’t necessarily m ean you’ll b e th e m ost p o pu lar perk)n aro un d, even v ^ e r e yo u r b crt friends are concerned.” - D a r l e n t Harper F rid a y 1 0 I S a tu r d a y A The Colors off China. An exhi bition of paintings by Chinese novelist and w atercolorist Wang Lan. Nov. 10-11.1-7p at Drexel's Living Arts Lounge. S u n d a y A The Philadelphia Public Rela tio n s A ssociation p re se n ts Breaking into TV Jouraaiism. A chance for college juniors and seniors to get a head start on learning about careers in public relations. Starts at 9a In Nesbitt HalL For ticket infor mation call 951-2851. A D iscip les I r Oc m I ^ a m p u s M in ls tr io r 5:45p in Myers Tutor Lounge. A Fiidc Ckieless. 7p, 9;30p, 12m at Stein Auditorium. Admis sion $2. Brewery historian Rich Wagner p re se n ts B rew in g In t h e Quaker City: Philadelphia as Beer Capital off America. 9:30a - 5:30p at th e Atwater Kent M useum . Admission $35, Includes lunch and city brew ery g uide. For m ore infor mation call 922-3031. • The P h iladelp hia Flyers vs. th e New Jersey Devils. 1p at The C oreS tates S pectru m . Shown on PRISM. For ticket information call 465-4500. • Klein Gallery and The Wistar Institute present Codes a n d Traces. Meet artists Sue Pat te rso n an d Gerd Maul. For m ore inform ation call 3872255. A Swimming vs. St. Francis and Bucknell. 2p in th e Physical Education Athletic Center. • The Brandywine Peace Com munity presents Bosnia: The Last European War or Prelude t o G lobal Chaos. Starts at 4;30p at th e University Lutheran Church, 3637 Chest n u t Street. For m ore infor mation call (610) 544-1818. A Flick: Clueless. 8p at Stein Auditorium. Admission $2. • Tri-County Concerts Emerging Artist Series presents clarinetist Todd Palmer. 3p at the Main Line Unitarian Church. For m ore information call (610) 647-9086. • The O pera C om pany of Philadelphia p re se n ts Die Fiederm aus. 8p at th e Aca demy of Music. Featuring the legendary voice of the Flyers' Gene Hart. • Novel Stages T heater Com pany presents C at's Cradle. Nov. 11-26 at Plays & Players Theatre. For ticket information call 893-1145. M o n d a y T u e s d a y W e d n e s d a y T h u rs d a y F rid a y •. University City Arts League and EkO fj6 p re se n t O rish d a n c e c la sse s ta u g h t by Shawnnea Lance. Nov. 13-15. 6p - 7:30p at St. Mary's Church, 39th Street and Locust Walk. For price information call 3827811. A CAB m eeting. 7;30p in 2019 MacAlister. A C lass off 19 96 inform ation meeting. Ip in the Main Audi torium. A A sbu ry P ro te sta n t Ministry presents a Service off T hank^ giving. 12n in th e Living Art Lounge. All Drexel community is invited. Refreshments will be served. • Temple University presents the Annual Graduate and P ro ff^ sio n a l S chools Fair. M eet representatives from over 100 schools to discuss graduate, medical or law opportunities. 10a - 2p in the lobby of the Student Activity Center, 13th and Montgomery. a • The P hiladelphia C ham b er Music Society p rese n ts th e Miami String Q uartet. 8p at the Pennsylvania Convention Center, entrance at 13th and Cherry S treets. Tickets are $17.50/$8.75 for students. For m ore inform ation call 5698587. USGA m e e tin g . 7p in 2020 MacAlister. • The A nnenberg Center and Dance Affiliates present Doug Elkins Dance Company. 8p at the Zellerbach Theatre, 3680 W alnut S treet. For m ore information call 898-6683. • Aaors from the London Stage p re se n t Rom eo a n d J u lie t. 10:30am and 7p a t th e Zellerbach Theatre, A nnen berg Center, 3680 W alnut Street. For ticket reservations call 898-3214. A U n derstand in g Korean s tu dents. 12n in 201 Creese. A Fireside C hat 6p in Creese. * The P hilad elp hia Flyers vs. th e Ottawa Senators. 7:30p at The C oreS tates S pectrum . Shown on PRISM. For ticket information call 465-4500. • Rosemont College presents Women in Education. A great o p p o rtu n ity for e d u c a tio n m ajors to talk w ith fem ale professionals in their field of . interest. 7-8p. Free admission. For more information call (610) 527-0200 ext 2967. A Drexel Players p re se n t T he M is e r Nov. 16-18. 8p in Mandell Theatre. A le e h o ck e y v s. S o u th e rn C o n n e cticu t. 4:45p at th e University of Pennsylvania Class o f'23 Rink. A Flkk: First K night 7p, 9:30p, 12m at Stein A uditorium . Admission $2. The Delta Tau Chapter of E M i5 8 C U R H S $ 1 G E T S .V O U 5 BETA ALPHA PSI m the National Accounting Fraternity is pleased to announce the ANNUAL FALL INDUCTION DINNER at the Sheraton University City Hotel on November IS, 1995, S ~ 9 p.m. Business Attire Required. p o e try , s h o rt s to rie s , lite ra ry d ra w in g s , b la c k & w h ite e s s a y s , lin e p h o to g ra p h y X A M m m (^ S u b m is s io n D e a d lin e : N o v . 2 1 3 0 1 3 M a c A lis te r For more informatipn contact: Anthony Pimot, Editor 662-5379 im ^ m m ©(yio©! m M L m L u a F U N D A M E N T A L S O F E N G IN E E R IN G The Most Effective Review - Includes Practice Exams SALE PRICE RM. 154 CURTIS #895-2387 SPONSORED BY; ASME $ 35.00 Comics 20 TheTriangle•November 10,1995 itHBir w u K f i o w m H o ra s€ o p e mg m a Eric )c Minbiole X TTU;5 rrv r Wf T » r c T fm n H S T^. P M e r f f f^ This Week: Our regular astrologist is In therapy. In his place, we I being to you ‘the- wisdom of Dr. Sigmund Freud, father of modern psycho logy. Your regular astroloqer will return next week when he overcomes his fear of hand puppets. K «3M or / W c fk A W oor i v e r ^ ^ •rm r ¥ y ^ T € f f f ^ 'V f m m j ^ A M U 4 m c * fe i> ^ t 7 ^ A ) 'f T T P ^ r Fu^nl u p y m n f f f S n ^ Sfm ic W fftJ A MC^. OP ... 3 < e ^ 4 « m r m 3 ' r if e u m § ^ v s r b t * » p/afM ' HAStifS I S - 9TCHT T e ix * H e THIS S r e » f , I S M , " 4 i / r d s S s » tf« u » r , I m ^ a m -iM s ttfw r 8 X iT iW U j c ^ e ^ r l & » iE c a iw il:!» . I > H e s A / h ^ ^ 'U f f WfTl msvsr /^ T •n«e~i + WA? S eH em M 4 ' •P ttei ♦ V -WAr SMrrTl JTwi^mJ «AP :C f ( € « i M l r '^ ^ lio fa ifV e U /A 5 fj^ U < rrC N » > 4 r? •Jw u. 3 W S |g3LU»> (» ^ THETRIANGLE T opT en B e n e fiis o f B e in g a F a rm e r ^ 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. -JlfVe«S 4 r t8 3 ^ Hove a snappy answer when people ask you if you were born on a farm. Speck proudly about "cocks" and "hoes" in public. Straw hats and overalls never go out of style. Sock hops and hayrides are great places to find the perfect mate. Spend your winters off 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. just whittlin'. All your friends conveniently named "Eb." Milking cows is a great cure for loneliness. Earn extra cash growing marijuana. Planting single turnip entitles you to huge government subsidies. No one yells if you leave the outhouse seat up. Aries (Mar. 2 1 1 9 ) : Your parents' recent divorce mokes now the perfect time to moke a move on your mother. Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20): A simple, yet effective way to deal with the everyday mishaps of life is to simply pretend they didn't happen. Remember: Repress-ion is a beautiful thing. Gemini (May 21-June 21): Your inability to achieve orgasm stems from a deep inner fear of chewing pen cils. Cancer (June 22-July 22): Write a letter to the Surgeon -General stating that her condemnation of smoking stems from Penis Envy. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22): An acute cose of schizo phrenia will require you to pay double for this ses sion. Yirgo (Aua. 23-Sept. 22): You will relive your fondest childhood memories when your father backs over you with a Buick. Ubra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Hypnosis and efectroshock therapy can cure you of the sadist desire to name your children Oedipus and Electro. ;^ Scorpb(Oct.24-Nov.21): The convergence of your Superego, the duallstic nature of your Id, and the ontology of man's exis tence will converge, result ing in your acting like a r^ l schmuck. Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your repeated dreams about White Out ore a clear sign of your desire to hove a sex cfiange. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your pending graduation from college is a sign that it is about time you quit breast feeding. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Psychotic women wear Freudian slips. PiscM (Feb. 19-A^r. 20): 'A careless Freudian slip will result in the mention of -ycJUr fdther's*'penis during your next job interview. 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Lifetimes 25 Brackish 26 Salver 27 Rusting sound 28 Social prohibition 29 Grocery vehicles 30 Letter paper 31 Roof edges 32 Shatter 34 Noise 37 Petit 38 Cheerful song 40 Mark • 41 Wagers 43 Votes into office 44 Personnel list 46 Billards shot 47 Potato 48 Sheet of window gloss 49 Ireland 50 Blessing 52 Border 53 Golf club 55 Science building 56 Paid athlete 57 Scarlet to s f U su e ^M § m lu H o n ranran cinnrjn n a n n □n n n ncinnn « □ □ □ nnr.in n n n n n n n n n n Tjnn □r in n nnann □n n n r i likinra n r iL ic in n H n i i n n n n n n r.iiiiin nnnr.in n nn n riiin ranLinn i v m n n n n n n n iiu n rin rin □n .T in n n n n nnniinni nnnn iinrin nrannn nr.inn nriu □r.in n rin rjn fiii lu m i] n n n ii n n f i n n linriM rin n n n n n n n nnku' jnf inn CI99S TttNim Medta SMvicH. Inc. Al Roctved 1K1RUNGU Page 22 Index The Triangle offers listings in the following categories. Apartments Sublets Roommttes ForSale Wanted TextBooks Services HelpWanted Lost&Found Announcements Personals __ Placing Classifieds The deadline for placing a classified ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday before the ad's publication date. Forms are available outside The Triangle office at 3010 MacAlister Hall. They must be completed in full and writing should be legible. If there are no copies of the classified form available, write your ad on a full sheet of paper. You must include your name, organization, phone number and address. If you are a Drexel student, include your student number. Always make note of the date the ad was placed, and the section in which you wish the ad to appear. Be sure to sign your name. Apartments Apartments Sublets For Sale 34th & Baring. Beautiful very spacious bright tw o b ed ro o m a p a rtm e n t. Large e n o u g h for three. Eat-in Icitchen. Deck, laun dry, lovely, s e c u re building, totally repainted, wall-to-wall carpet. Must see! 795.00 includes heat. 947-9380 337- 3666 (day) o r 222-7038 (eve.) Available immediately. 37th & Chestnut — 2room apartm ent to sublet. Clean, safe, close to D rexel/ U.Penn Laundry facilities. $600/m onth including everything. Call leave m essage (215) 222-4655.________________ 84' Honda Accord automobile. 84,000 mile, AQ AM/FM stereo, n ew muffler, tires a n d brakes. $2100- n e g o tia b le . For info, c o n ta c t Betty 9 (610) 284-5632 or leave message. Extra Large efficiency for Dec-Jan with an option to rent. 24hr s e c u ri^ guard, partially furnished, excellent view. A m ust see! Located of 13th and W alnut (Chancellor Apts) Price $310 + Electric Call (215) 923-3552 and leave a m essage. M attress for sale! Seally bran d , original price $375- sale for 180.1 yr. old. almost like new. Call (610) 623-8704 for Eugenie or Stephen.________ 3600 SPRING GARDEN- clean, secure, attractive apts. Eff. starting at $310, 1-BR $375, 2-BR $500. Heat Ind. 322-6041.__________________________ A partm ents for single people, studio an d effi ciency units, $375 per m onth, heat, ho t w ater, cooking gas included. Laudry o n site. Call 3872736._______________________________________ Tw o 2 B ed ro om a p a r tm e n ts la te D ecem b er available. $650 a m o n th , ce n tral air, w asher, dryer, landlord on premise, great units, must see. Call for appointm ent Tom 662-0641 3838 Baring S t nice, sunny tw o room studio apt, new ca rp et, clean q u ite secure building only $275, includes heats, call 215-222-6835. 36th & Pow elton, Spacious studio ap a rtm e n t, m o dern kitchen & bath, 6ft closet and 2 b e d ro o m m o d e rn kitchen a n d b a th available in December $375 & $650 per month. 387-7278. Large room in Victorian hom e. Share kitchen with DW, GD, h u g e living room, library, dining room, private courtyard. Free W/D in basem ent. Short-term lease available. 3417 Race St. (215) 222-6964___________________________________ 6 Bedroom House with exposed brick, fireplace, yard and central air. 38th & Baring. Was $1,450 now only $1,000 Franklin Investment Realty 3827368. 4 BEDROOM APARTMENTS & HOUSES 32 & Baring and 36th & Warren Available Now $700S1150 Franklin Investment Realty 382-7368. 3409 Powelton Ave, large o n e bedroom , beauti ful hard floors, hu ge kitchen, w /d on premisees, free parking, only $350+ call 22-6835. 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Several new listings! from $600-$ 1100. New construction with central air. Only $600 Franklin Investm ent Realty 3827368. 39xx Baring-Great 4BR APt w /1.5 b aths, m od. kitch, all appliances, cent air, sec. syst. New W/W + HOWD FIs, laudry in bsm t. $900 + util. Call Tom 232-0328.______________________________ 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT 33 & Powelton. $650. Wood bum ing stove, new carpet. Available Now. O ther Locations Available. Franklin Investm ent Realty 382-7368. Houses and apartm ents for rent. Best locations. Four to six bedroom s. 36th and Lancaster, 32nd and Powelton. Close to campus, From ,$ 220 per person. Call 38 7-4137._______________________ 1 BEDRROOM APARTMENTS W o o d flo o rs, ex p o se d brick, la undry a n d more! from $350 Franklin Investment Realty 382-7368. 3500 Block Lancaster Ave. Large, luxury 2 bed room apt. With c a rp e t, m o d e rn kitchen, a n d bathroom . Central. A /C D/W, G/D. $650 asking price. Call 222-4410. 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, o n e and tw o bedroom s from $299/m o up. Heat gas and hot w ater ind. All apts have walk-in c l o s ^ , lots o f w indow s, walking d ista n ce to school. 3499429._______________________________________ GREAT PRICE AND LOCATION!! Big 4 bedroom apartm ent © 34th & Powelton. $1260/ m onthutil. in c lu d ed . Spiral sta irs/ tra sh c o m p a c to r/ small backyard. Pets allowed. Call Robin 9 (610) Within tw o blocks o f Drexel Gynn: clean, safe affordable a p ts avail. Som e w ith w /d or deck. Small, w ell-b eh av ed p e ts w elc o m e. Call 610664-7779. ESCORTS ALTERNATIVE DATES&MATES UFE8TYLES QUYSctf <^976^11 97U111 GAYMEN QUSFREEmoi InPerson Place forms in the slot outside The Triangle office. FREE kH O U R Mail The Triangle Attn: Classifieds Manager 32nd &Chestnut Streets Philadelphia. PA 19104 Fax (215) 895-5935 W flM L D r e x e l ' s B e s t O n - C a m p u s H o u s in g L E R N E R C O U R T APARTI^AENTS 120 N 34TH ST / 3409-15 RACE ST 1 C o n te m p la tin g a m o v e , n e e d an w a paarrUt mn e n t n o w o r \M a r c h / A p r i l *96? CHECK THIS OUT If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the check or money order should be faxed and the original should be mailed or dropped off in person. Costs & Limits Cost: Free. Normal ad rates apply for personal businesses and apartments. Limits: 2 classified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maximum for each. Personals have a 25 word maximum. Ads may be edited. O m s U tA d v tr tb r n t Cost (per issue) $450 for the first 25 words and $.25 for each word thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 extra. Ads m ust be pre-paid. Payment can be made by cash, money order or check. Limits: There are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds. Other Information No classifieds will be accepted over the telephone. Multiple ads with duplicate subjeas will not be accepted unless they are paid for. Ads may be cancelled, corrected or continued by notifying the classifieds staff by the 5:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline. You must Include your phone number with your correspondence. No refunds will be given. 211 N. 36th St.-One large bedroom apartm ent to s u b le t Available on 01/96. Very clean an d safe, only o ne block to Drexel Gym. Laundry facilities, cable ready, rent only $395.00/month. Call 2430372. 20 2 N. 3 4 th S t . , c o r n e r o f R ace a n d 3 5 th . Available during '96- Spring and sum m er term only. $ 325/m onth, first m onth, last m onth, and o n e m onth deposit. Partially furnished. 222-6329 weekdays, (610) 970- 2891 w eekends. N ow u n til J u n e 31 L arg e E fficiency 3 3 1 2 Hamilton Ave. 299/m onth all utilies except elec tric Gwyn 860-6264 Roommates Very large room in hug e house. Off street park ing, laundry, dishwasher, share nKxJem kitchen with 2 others. Share huge bathroom with 1 per son. $303/ m onth. Call 386- 3060. Large ro om in Victorian h om e. S hare kitchen w ith DW, GD, h u g e living room, library, dining room, private courtyard. Free W/D in basem ent. S hort-term lease available. 3417 Race St. (215) 222-6964 ForSalo Moving car sale-1987 Nissan Sentra, hatch back, 5 s p e ^ , 89k m iles, extrem ely realible, 35-40 m p g in highway. Asking $1700.00 obo. Call Jay a t (215) 243-0372____________________________ For Sale: Motorola Bravo Plus Pagenet pager like new. Call 662-0539.__________________________ IBM c o m p a tib le c o m p u te r c o m p o n e n ts, 14.4 internal dig ltan m od e m , $50 28.8 internal US r o b o tic s m o d e m (u n o p e n e d ), $100. S o u n d B la ster Pro II D elu x e s o u n d c a rd , $25. NEC e n h a n c e d in te r n a l 3X CD-ROM D rive w ith ADAPTEC SCSMI i n t e r n e card, $100. Call Tom at 571-4884. 1988 Hyundai Excel-97ICs autom atic Ps, Pb New exhaust. Blue w /gray interior, great b u ^ $1100 o.b.o call J a n e e n (215)276-1048, b ee p er: 4010304 serious buyers only! Q u ad ra 630, 4 /2 5 0 , full p a g e m o n o m o n ito r w /ca rd , lots o f softw are. Like new . $950. Call (609) 482-8806 after 6PM; 89^8295(day) Power Mac 7100-66,8 MB, 500 HB, 15 in. moni tor, keyboard, m ouse. 28.8 Fax m odem , Ethernet, m icrophone. #1750 or exchange w ith Pentium system, Stylewriter Color 2400- $200. Call 5477855 ask for Jay. 1985 NISSAN SENTRA 5 dr. S/W, 5 sp eed, A/C, high miles, 30 MPG. lifetime brakes, cost $1985. Call Mike at (215) 635-9450. 1990 HONDA CRX, 5 speed, manual. 59k miles, many new parts, 13 lack. $4500 or b etter offer. Call Jason at 222-5387. W e h a v e th e b e s t o n c a m p u s a p a r t m e n t s , g a s h e a t , A /C , c a rp e tin g , e x c e lle n t s e c u rity . T w o m a in te n a n c e m e n o n p re m is e & h o u s e m o th e r. T h e o n l y b u e y o u w ill e n c o u n t e r w i l l b e y o u r r o o m m a t e . A v a ila b le i , 2 , 3 b e d ro o m s. W e g iv e s h o rt te rm le a s e s . L aundry T h e s e a p a rtm e n ts fe a tu re : C e n t r a l A i r & G a s H e a t , F a c il it ie s o n P r e m is e s , E x c e l l e n t S e c u r it y V ery R eso n a ble R ates D o n 't W o r r y , B e H a p p y a n d SafeJLive in L e m e r C o u r t Place! D ra d A d fM rtb m November 10,1995 I f y o u ’v e b e e n u n d e c i d e d a b o u t w h e r e o r e v e n w h e t h e r t o p u r s u e a n M B A , w e ’d li k e t o h e l p . T h e D e a n o f G r a d u a t e P r o g r a m s a n d t h e s t a f f o f M B A cx H in se lo rs w ill b e a v a i l a b l e f o r o n e - o n - o n e c o n v e r s a t i o n s f r o m 9 : 0 0 a . m . t o 8KX) p . m . a t o u r M B A I n f o r m a t i o n S e s s i o n o n N o v e m b e r 1 3 , 1 9 9 5 . P l e a s e c a ll th e n u m b e r b e lo w fo r a n a p p o in tm e n t. O r if y o u c a n c o m e b e tw e e n 5 : 0 0 p .m . a n d 8KX) p .m ., j u s t w a l k in . ( N o a p p o i n t m e n t n e c e s s a r y .) 2 1 S IS DREXEL u n i v e r s i t y V O ffice o f G raduate Programs in Business, M atheson Hall Pro-Sport 3x65 Stair Stepper 12 tensions, counts tim e, calories & steps. 6 m o n th s old. $110 Call 564-5262 Evenings Practically n ew H ew lett Packard ScanJet Plus Scanner with autom atic docum ent feeder. $250ono. Call Tracy at 6 1 0 ^ 2 6 ^ 7 3 M acintosh SE. keyboard. Im ag e W riter II a n d 2400 baud m odem . Includes ail major software installed, with manuals. Over 50 disks of various ap lica tio n s an d g a m e s inclu ded. D ust cover. Great condition. $450 obo. CaH Sam after 5pm at 2 1 5 -7 2 5 -5 8 9 4 o r Em ail: s t 8 9 q s g h # d u n x l . ocs.drexel.edu_______________________________ Imagewriter II. Great condition! Som e pap er and inq cartridges included. Only $125,001 Call 5908805 and ask for Lori. Acura Integra 89 Powersteering 2 doors cassette stereo, excellent co ndition m ileag e 93K, Price only $4150 Call (215) 386-1125 1980 Pontiac Bonneville yellow w / ta n interior, 64.000 original miles w / AC PS, and PB. Needs little wori( b u t g ood reliable transporation $600 n e g o c Call 215-222-6053, inquiries welcome. Florida/ Carribean vacation package for sale: 2 nites-Ft. Lauderdale; 3 nites-B aham as; 2 nites Oriando. 7 nites total for 2 PEOPLE, $400 total!! Call Ha for m ore details 751-7004 M-F b efore 5X)0. Rizzo's Body & Mind, for m ore info call 222NICK M acintosh classic C om p uter conies w ith software, keytx>ard, m ouse, an d printer. For m o re information call Paul 680-9225 BARTENDING VIDEO M ake really co o l drinks! B ecom e a ce rtified b a rte n d e r! Earn b ig tips! Com plete bartending school on videotape. Only $29.95, Can 215-699-2328 to order. 1990 Honda Accord, grey, 2 door. 91k miles, all highway mileage, au to m atic In excellent cond ^ tion. Asking $5,800. Call 387-8216 evenings or email st92kmxe#dunx1.oa.drexel.ed u Wanted I am looking for so m eo n e to h elp ex p a n d my business. We are a regk>nal brokerage firm k>cate d in C enter City. If you are clerically inclined, h av e kn o w led g e o f DOS, W indow s, h av e any te le m a r k e t in g e x p e r ie n c e p le a s e call J a n e Richards, VP at 215-496-7618. 2 OR 3 EVENINGS p r/w k$7-9.00^r. R oom ate W anted for h o u s e on W inter stree t. Call Francis at 386-1946.______________________ WANTED- TOYS. Do you have toys from years a g o th a t you n o lo n g e r w ant?? I buy Gi Joe, Transformers, Star Wars, a n d others. All condi tions of w ear considered. Call Don at (215) 3823538 or E- mail st915fd70Dunx1.ocs.drexel.edu Apartments to rent at 3 6 th a n d P o w e lto n A ve. W a l k i n g d is t a n c e t o U n i v . o f D r e x e l a n d t r a n s p o r t a t i o n R e n t in c lu d e s gas c o o k in g , h e a t, a n d w a te r • L arg e A p a r tm e n ts v C a b le R e a d y 886-9999 <D 222-5406 DON'T MISS THE DREXEL MBA INFORMATION SESSION. Drawing table & adjustable chair w /w heels $50 table. $30 chair Call 564-5262 Evenings. E f f i c i e n c ie s s t a r t i n g a t $ 3 5 9 . 0 0 O n e B e d r o o m s ta r tin g a t $ 4 6 3 .0 0 T w o B e d ro o m s s ta r tin g a t $ 6 1 0 .0 0 F o r a p p o in t m e n t c a ll R o n a t 3 8 7 - 9 9 6 0 u c a O r o u p ' USTRAUA SIA Tokyo Hong Kong Bangkok HoCbiMinli Seoal Auckland Sydney Nadi $479 $429 $578 -$575 $501 . .. - $714 $768 S591 round trip purduK 9od:«uiyrQqu|(e«D StudentfYouth or Faculty I.D . Tues ft surdurgo are not included. FamareiubjccttQclMinge. Coiinci iT m e l CIEE: CooncU on Intematioiial Edocatioiial Ei^iige Internet: h ttp 7 w W .d e e .o c s/c t« /c tsh o m e .h tm 3<MACIicstMrtSt, PMIaddpWa, PA 19114 32nd & M arket Streets, Philadelphia, PA 19104 3 8 2 - 0 5 4 3 TheTrumgjie•November 10,1995 Classifieds 23 Wanted H tlp W an fd Lost & Found Announcomonts Announctmtnts Selling a M o torcycle? I am looking to buyll Used b u t not to o old preferred. Will pay cash!! leave messg (610)494-5916. T ransportation! M ale/Fem ale. No ex p e rien ce necessary! (206) 545-4155 ext A52801 Practically n ew H ew lett Packard ScanJet Plus Scanner with automatic d ocum ent feeder. $250ono. Call Tracy at 610-626-8873 S h ab b at D inner, Friday, Nov 17,1995. 7pm in Hillel Lounge 232 Creese. Please call 895-2531 to RSVP. Do som ething special for yourself- com e and relax, m eet ok) and new friends. No experience necessary!_____________________________ sch o la rsh ip a n d g ra n t m o n e y g o u n c la im e d ' because students d on’t know it exists or where to apply. Call tod a y for a free brochure. 1800 324-4395 EXCELLENT EXTRA INCOME NOWI E n v e lo p e stuffin a -$ 6 0 0 /$ 8 0 0 every w eek. Free details; SASE to INternational Inc. 1375 Coney Island Ave Brooklyn, NY 11230. A PRICELESS GIFT; Make a unique and personal c o n trib u tio n to a n o th e r fam ily's h a p p in e s s. W omen (ages 21-34) are needed to d onate eggs for infertile couples. C om pensation. For m ore information: 215-829-5095. Lost & Found Ssrvins Moving car sale-1987 Nissan Sentra, hatch back, 5 s p eed , 89k miles, extrem ely realible, 35-40 m pg in highway. Asking $1700.00 obo. Call Jay at (215) 243-0372____________________________ PROOFREADING, e d itin g a n d in s tr u c tio n . Suburban phone. University City hours. Call 3455188. For Sale: Motorola Bravo Plus P agenet pager like new. Call 662-0539. Hdp Wanted IBM c o m p atib le c o m p u te r c o m p o n e n ts , 14.4 internal digitan m od em , $50 28.8 internal US r o b o tic s m o d e m ( u n o p e n e d ) , $100. S o u n d Blaster Pro II D elu x e s o u n d c a rd , $25. NEC e n h a n c e d in te rn a l 3X CD-ROM D rive w ith ADAPTEC SCSI-II interface card, $100. Call Tom at 571-4884. Sales person needed for Center City sportsware store. FT/PT also looking for part tim e security person. 1507 Walnut St. 1564-9800. EARN FREE TRIPS & CASHIIirBreakaway Tours is looking for motivated students, organizations & clu b s to p ro m o te Spiing Break & New Year's Tours to Mexico, Florida, Montreal, Q uebec City & Vernfiont! Leader in student tours for th e past 12 years. BEST commission! Call 1-800-465-4257. M ember of th e BB8. 1988 Hyundai Excel-97ICs autom atic Ps, Pb New exhaust. Blue w /gray interior, great b u / $1100 o.b.o call Janeen (215)276-1048, b eeper: 4010304 serious buyers only! OFFICE ASSISTANT-CC. PT. fle x ib le houTT Looking for organized. MAC literate person with g o o d research skills to type(35 wpm ), answ er p h o n e , m a in ta in files, run e rra n d s , d o lig h t grap hical d esign . O ccasional w e e k e n d work. S 10/hr. Mike 215-893-8718. Leave message. Q u ad ra 630, 4 /250 , full p a g e m o n o m o n ito r w /ca rd , lots of softw are. Like n ew . $950. Call (609) 482-8806 after 6PM; 895-8295(day) Power Mac 7100-66, 8 MB, 500 HB, 15 in. monltor, keyboard, mouse. 28.8 Fax m odem , Ethernet, microphone. #1750 or ex change with Pentium system, Stylewriter Color 2400- $200. Call 5477855 ask for Jay. H elp th e s c h o o l in D rexel's n e i g h b o r h o o d Powel Elementary School is having a clean- up d ay Nov. 18- S pend a m o rn in g or aftern o o n painting, fixing, cleaning, etc... Call Linda Arendt 895-2158 to sign up. M acintosh SE, keyboard. Im age Writer II and 2400 baud m odem. Includes all major software installed, with manuals. Over 50 disks o f various aplications a n d g a m e s in c lu d ed . D ust cover. Great condition. $450 obo. Call Sam after 5pm at 2 1 5 -7 2 5 -5 8 9 4 o r Email: s t 8 9 q s g h 9 d u n x 1 . ocs.drexel.edu Imagewriter II. Great condition! Some paper and • inq cartridges included. Only $ 125.00! Call 5908805 and ask for Lori.________________________ Acura Integra 89 Powersteering 2 doors cassette stereo, excellent condition m ileage 93K, Price only $4150 Call (215) 386-1125________________ 1980 Pontiac Bonneville yeHow w / tan interior, 64,000 original miles w / AC PS, and PB. Needs little work but good reliable transporation $600 negoc. Call 215-222-6053, inquiries welcome. Florida/ Carribean vacation package for sale: 2 nites-Ft. Lauderdale; 3 nites-Baham as; 2 nites Orlando. 7 nites total for 2 PEOPLE, $400 total!! Call Ha for m ore details 751-7004 M-F before 5KX). Rizzo’s Body & Mind, for m ore Info call 2 2 2 -N ia Macintosh classic. C om p uter com es with soft w are, keyboard, m ouse, a n d printer. For m ore information call Paul 680-9225 BARTENDING VIDEO M ake really cool drinks! B ecom e a certified b a rte n d e r! Earn big tips! Complete bartending school on videotape. Only $29.95. Call 215-699-2328 to order. •Issues in Interfaith D ating'- presented by WRUV special stu dent-led group. W hen? W ednesday, Nov 1 5 ,1 9 9 5 ,12noon-2 pm. Where? 232 CreeseHillel lounge. Bring lunch or purchase it at Hillel (S2.00) All yyelcome. See you there!____________ Congratulations to Jackie Malcolm th e winner of th e Class of 1996 50/50 raffle. READ MAIL TO THE BLIND. V olunteer n e e d ed ASAP to read mail to th e blind, twice a week for 1/2 h o u r to 45 m in u te s a t t h e R u d o lp h y Residence for th e Blind at 3827 Powelton Ave. Contact Kathy Murphy at x 2336. GRANTS AND SCHOLARSHIP a r e av a ila b le . Billions of dollars in grants. Qualify immediately. 1-800-243-2435 (1-800-AID-2-HELP).___________ CO-OP JAPAN. Opportunities in Japan available to engineering, science, CIST majors, US citizens or perm anent residents. Stipend plus airfare pro vided. Must apply well in advance and be able to c o m p le t e a t le a s t tw o te rm s o f J a p a n e s e . Information: 895-2192 or 895-2499 Help th e h o m e le s s o n T hanksgiving. P eop le n e e d e d to s e r v e f o o d to t h e h o m e le s s o n Thanksgiving Day at th e Central YMCA at 1425 Arch St. C o n ta a Sharon Soud at 557- 0082. Interested in studying Jewish texts? Please call Bonnie a t HILLEL 895-2531 Let’s see w h at w e can arrange! O ne-to-one study and group class es are forming. No prior know ledge of Hebrew needed. T he Drexel S outh Asian Society, representin g India, P akistan, B an g lad esh & Sri Lanka, has m eetings every altem ate Thurdays. Meetings are scheduled for Oct. 19, Nov. 2,16 & 30. Look at bulletin boards for room s and times. NATIONAL SCHOLARSHIP SERVICE. We help you find m o n e y f o r co llege. SBIIIions of dollars in Porsonals Thank you: To every one that help ed with the Class of 19% 50/50 rafffle. Vales - they do n’t call you "ten inch’ for nothing Sarah - Hi. You're cool. OK, so th e r e w as th is u n ta le n te d te a m w ho played football. They were no good. They had a pretty bad nam e. But they played anyway. And they had fun. And they got their ass kicked so hard it w asn’t even funny. So stop laughing, it's not funny. One m ore week is all h e needs. Fear him, for he will dom inate all w hen h e returns._____________ Zed - Did you ever get that feeling that no matter w hat you do, it’s wrong. Even if you saved th e life of a little kitten that would have go n en run o v er by a truck, it w ould p ro bably have rabies and bite you in th e genitals three times. Remember, staple your pages correctly. 1985 NISSAN SENTRA 5 dr. S/W, 5 speed, A/C, high miles. 30 MPG, lifetime brakes, cost $1985. Call Mike at (215)635-9450.___________________ Sales person need ed for Center City Sportswear Store. FT/PT, also looking for part tim e security person. 1507 Walnut St. Call 564-9800. 1990 HONDA CRX, 5 speed, manual. 59k miles, many new parts, 13 lack. $4500 or better offer. Call Jason at 222-5387. Be part of an asian magazine!! Needed Asian like models, writers, photographer, Nesbitt College d esig n e rs, fashion coo rd inators, artists, etc... Please call Scott or Nick at 729- 5766 or E-mail AOL^SKODUDI. Don't miss o u t on this phenom enon.________ 84' Honda Accord automobile. 84,000 mile, AC, AM/FM stereo, new muffler, tires and brakes. $2100- n eg o tiab le. For info, c o n ta c t Betty @ (610) 284-5632 or leave message. Resumes M attress for sale! Seally b ran d , original price $375- sale for 180,1 yr. old, almost like new. Call (610) 623-8704 for Eugenie or Stephen. SPRING BREAK! Earn $2,500 & Free Trips. Student H olidays, th e n atio n 's le ad er in sprin g break vacations, seeking enthusiastic, highly motivated students and organizations to prom ote and sell our All-Inclusive Cancun Trips. Call Now 1-800360-TRIP.___________________________________ L e t Us •Drawing table & adjustable chair w /w heels $50 table, $30 chair Call 564-5262 Evenings. T-Shirt Designs Pro-Sport 3X.65 Stair Stepper 12 tensions, counts time, calories & steps. 6 m o n th s old. $110 Call 564-5262 Evenings Alaska Employment - Fishing Industry. Earn up to $3,000-56,000+ per m onth. Room & Board! Take Care R O M A R IO ’S PIZZA & g r a p h i c s Advertisements O f AM Y o u r Posters/Flyers m, N e s b itt H n ll Design N eeds D R E X E L U N IV E R S IT Y Logos d s o g v s @ p o .s t.d r e x e l.e d u 8 9 5 -1 6 3 9 The b e s 't d e a ls on campuei Lunch ~ D inner 1995/96 HOURS Man. •—Tkurs. 10:30 am to 1 am Fri, — Sat. 10:30 am to 3.00 am Sunday 12 pm to la m T h e E a t - I n , T a k e -O u t , D eliv ery 3 5 1 3 Lancaster Avenue th e D iv is io n D e a n fo r S tu d e n t L ife o f S tu d e n ts S tu d e n t C e n te r a n d U n d e rg ra d u a te 222-7135 ;^11.75 !! ’ ; ' largepu [noR•rxzalo '.!i Ro h Hid I I I 1 ■ I I '» ! ! i 20^1^75 i I II PIZZA Mumr CAHNOrM CAM iv tm i k . A- O ffic e , R o o m p ic k w H o n o rs A p p lic a tio n s in v ite s a re a n D a y n o w y o u to 2 1 5 , a p p lic a tio n A w a rd s a v a ila b le s to p b y C re e s e fo r o u r P ro g ra m . fo r: Dean of Students Honors Day Awards Student Service Awards Marilyn Burshtin Award and the Dr. Raymond M. Lorantas History Scholarship Award DEADLINE DATE Friday, April 12, 1996 4j00 pm TheTriangle•November 10,1995 24 ;: :: :'x .••• ■■■■ w bluo i t h - t h e satunlay november 18,10:00 p.m. drexel univenity physical education center 33rd and maiket streets tickets: $8 drexel students, $12 public soM at 1025 macalister hall 33rd and chestnut streets Information: (215) 895-2575 CESB m < A M W » A c n V flM i 8 0 M » » R I I I I |W N I V I B I I T Y b l o w \ n t o s in iU io ro c M tio t e t i r J jS O S TheTrian^e- November 10, li)95 Entertainment The Manson family kills for a thrill, hates to love J o n a th a n M u lle n DENTURE WEARER D es p ite a fr ig id n ig h t the undead freaks o f Philly came out in full force to watch the fright ening, sadom asochistic, child abusing, sex offenders, M arilyn Manson and his band o f Satanic circus children. the set changes got more energy out o f the crowd than the bands. F in a lly , M an s o n to o k the stage, and among the screams, curses, and the occasional flying spit projectiles the crowd became a great ball o f focused, unbridled hate. 25 Web Site-O-Rama http://www.w.com/~gilmor«/head/heacls.html A n ti-C h ris t Superstar, most o f the performance came from the tracks off their debut, PorfraiY o f an A m e ric a n F a m ily , w ith the cover o f “ Sweet D ream s (are made o f this)” thrown in to start the second portion o f the set. Manson kept the show alive and the heads o f the crowd on fire, as he rile d the g roup in to the chanting o f “W e hate lo ve. W e love h a te ,” and dared everyone to join in on the group spit launch (which, I hate to say, I proudly took part in). A ll in all, the show was well worth the money, and I will defi nitely be going back to.see them if they come back around. It was one o f those shows which made me h ap p y to be a n o th er sick hateful member o f society. Manson daVed us to join in on tlie group spit, which, I hate to say, I proudly toolc part in. acts, Halcion and C lu tc h , trie d to rile an eager crowd early, but to no a va il. Halcion, a cross between Blondie and Hole, or at least a sad miser able attempt at it, set a bad pace for the show. T h e second act. C lu tc h , proved to be w ay m ore en ter taining than the first, and suc ceeded in sparking some move ment from the crowd. Clutch’s bluesy hardcore style got the show m o vin g , w h ile it was much like going to a Rage show except w ith less funk and longer drawn out songs. To give you a quick idea o f the opening bands, the music during H e displayed his poise as he crossed the stage w ith his torn fishnets, garter belt and studded leather nut hut.. His presence fit well with the decor o f the stage, with a custom made M M Ouija board hanging as the backdrop and the puppets o f dead children hanging by their heads from the ceiling. Manson and company opened their set with some o f their time less classics, “Get Your Gun” and “Cake and Sodomy.” A lth o u g h the show was to support their upcoming release. i. Cheek it oilit to s«e pirtures o f ci^lebrities andl world leaders getting their h ie a d s l^ w n upvTh0 |i^c^ above depicts thelovab le Senator Bob Dole in th e midst o f a realiy bad headache. O ther victims include Boris Yeltsin, to m Hanks and Bill Gates (whose brain explodes after h e tries,to install Windows 95 into it). John Gruber Concert Marilyn Manson The Electric Factory, Philadelphia w ith Halcion, C lutch X »»*SS4f S a tu r d a y , N o v . 11 l ~ ★ 7 :1 5 O N L Y ★ ★ ★ 'I'lir p)isT riiAior iws: A M 2 :0 0 , 4 : 0 0 ,6 : 0 0 ,8 : 0 0 , I 1' R i : 1 0 : 0 0 , 1 2 : 0 0 a m ---------- • fjY f AH 1Hh .^OST [ fJinOAINirJG ,'OVlfc fit fM! YI AH'' Joseph Cultice Nothlng/lnterscope Since Navarro jbinedtthe GhilFs have gotten kinda... oh, wrong band. 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Get Shorty-MGM Powder - Disney Copycat ■ Warner Bros. Fair Game-Warner Bros. Vampire in Brooklyn ■ Paramount Home for the Holidays - Paramount Now and Then - New Line Seven - New Line Gold Diggers: The Secret o f Bear /fountain - Universal 10. Three Wishes • Savoy Millions of dollars 9.7 6.5 5.6 4.9 4,4 4.0 3.8 3.7 2.5 1.7 On this date In 1911 in Versailles, France, German officers were plead ing, "Das besten zwei von drei?" ("Best two out of three?") Top 20 Albums of The Week Courtesy of Discovery Discs, 3417 Spruce St. Reflects the Top 20 album sales for the week o f Novem ber 6. No. 1. 2. TheTriangle•November 10,1W5 Entertainment 26 Album III: Temple of Boom Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 3. In Light Syrup 4. Erasure 5. DoggFood 6. 1200Curfews 7. Jagged Little Pill 8. Tigerlily 9. Greatest Hits 10. Dead Presidents 11. Coast to Coast Motel 12. Greatest Hits: Vault '80 - '95 13. Under the Table and Dreaming 14. Dummy 15. MTV Party To Go 16. (What's the Story) Morning Glory 17. Home 18. KRSOne 19. Pacer 2 0 . G. Love and Special Sauce Artist Cypress Hill Smashing Pumpkins Toad the Wet Sprocket Erasure Tha Dogg Pound Indigo Girls Alanis Morissette Natalie Merchant Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble Soundtracks G. Love and Special Sauce Def Leppard Dave Matthews Band Portishead Volume 7 Oasis Deep Blue Something KRS One Amps G. Love and Special Sauce Youcan't killfamily members Holldaze from page 28 home. Once you get back home, y o u ’ll im m ed ia tely rem em ber why you burned a fire trail out the door in the first place. As y o u r fa m ily gathers to gorge themselves to A e point o f re p u ls io n , y o u ’ll fie ld the inevitable questions from distant relatives who still confuse your name. “H ow ’s school?” “W h at’s your major?” “Are you dating anyone?” “W h at does he mean he’s gay?” “Pass the goddamned gravy!” You can’t believe you’re actu ally related to these people, but they’re your blood. And you go through this every year, in the faint hope that this Thanksgiving d in n e f c o uld n ’t possibly be as embarrassing, degrading, stupe fying or hum iliating as the one last year. Could it? And all this for a gut full o f turkey and three days o f indigestion. Cheer up. O nly three weeks ’til Christmas vacation. W h en you get to do this again. What the nation is watching Courtesy of Nielsen Media Research Reflects the Top 10 prim e-tim e television programs for the week of Oct 30 - Nov 5. Books are really good, too: as drink coasters. No. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. no. T10. Program • Network_____________ Millions of v!«wing households__________ ER-NBC Seinfeld-NBC Friends - NBC Caroline in the City - NBC Single Guy - NBC Home Improvement - ABC Monday Night Football - ABC Coach-ABC NYPD Blue-ABC Grace Under Fire - ABC Prime Time Live -ABC 23.7 21.1 18.9 17.6 17.1 16.2 16.1 15.3 15.1 14.7 14.7 Bond is back on Friday, November 17, but the action starts now. FREEexploding shirts and bulletproofposters are in the Triangle office, BOIOMacAlister. British accent REQUIRED. The Scale All Triangle Entertainment reviews are subject to the world-famous Triangle rating scale. ▲▲A A A AAAA AAA AA A Toilet Construction Rolling News Wrapping Missingthisshowwas justwastingyourtime Harper from page 28 evening was in order. On the contrary. The o p en in g n u m b er, “Oppression,” from Harper’s lat est release. Fight For Your M in d , was pounded out on the bongos and drums before maturing into Marley’s “Get Up, Stand U p .” M y expectations for the show were blown away after the first song. The next two hours were a test drive o f a finely tuned music machine that blows through the straightaways and hugs the cor ners like it’s on rails. Harper’s solos were not to be described, existing o n ly in the moment, matched note for note by beats and bass lin es . T h e serene looking hollow neck slide guitar took on a demonic pres ence when plugged into an amp with a troubled past and a flair for the dramatic. The com bo’s sound growled and slurred and hushed fro m song to song, creating a voice m atched o n ly by the w ail and moan o f young Ben. In addition to a hearty cross section o f his first two albums, the Innocent Criminals paid trib ute to H e n d rix w ith a rip th ro u g h “ V o o d o o C h ile ” and tip p e d th e ir hats to Stevie W onder on “Superstitious.” Ben H arp er is young in te lli gent, passionate and an incredi ble m usician, as are the other m em bers o f the In n o c e n t C rim in als. Even attem ptin g to describe the show in p rin t is a travesty, b u t w h a t is n ’t these days. I f y o u ’ re u n d e c id e d ab ou t whether to like Ben H arper, he re c e n tly a p p eared in R o llin g Stone’s u p -a n d -c o m in g m u si cians feature. I f you don’t trust me, trust the good people who put Hootie on the map. Concert Ben Harper Middlt East, Philadelphia November 7,1995 TheTriangle•November 10,1995 Entertainment Quickies Snack Food ingly digestible substances into insula. tion for your arteries. They're crunchy ▲A NFL Franchise AAAAA P rin g le s and salty, a prerequisite for today's P itts b u rg h S te e lers Be wary of identical chips in a can. 'snack food wannabes. The logo is the Four Super Bowl Rings... enough said A little salt m a k e s a n y th in g ta s t e g o o d . best damn part, because on a good 22 a n g ry m e n w h o like t o h u rt p e o p le day I can look just like him, except I have a nose. Tubes are for tests and socks, not potatoes. Brad NaCI Wible 27 What's that? You want to know where you can get a FREE copy of the soundtrack to the new film, 'Total Eclipse?" Look no further than the Triangle office, 3010 MacAlister hall. For your FREE CD, dazzle the staff with your rendition of Leonardo DICaprlo's Oscar-nominated performance as a mentally handicapped teen in "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?" LEONARDO DAVID RO^UNE iQPRIO TH EW LIS BO H RING ER Television Commercial ▲A A A A ESPN S p o rts C e n te r Funnier than most television shows T h e y 'also h a v e g r e a t a d s in m a g a z in e s Having been a fan of SportsCenter for Don't give me any of this, "Oh yeah. many moons, it's great to see Dan I've always loved the Cowboys" crap. Patrick's spirits lifted by NBA Rookie of The Eagles are even worse. Take a les What were they thinking when they the Year and skilled pianist, Grant Hill. son from the big boys and win a few decided to make chips which are iden Not only are they great at sports championships with smash mouth tical to one another, able to be broadcasting, they know how to make offense and snot rocking defense, all stacked, and then packaged in a tube? me laugh. What's next? Movies? Talk for a city full of steel workers in Perhaps it was a NASA nutrition exper shows? Whatever it is, they'll beat the Pennsylvania in the middle of winter. iment gone awry, testing the effects of pants off Bob Costas and Frank Gifford. Actually, I just like their uniforms. gravity on the coagulation of seem- , B.5.P.N. Wible Bradshaw Wible Holidaygatheringsjust aren't the samewithout wackoaunts Turkey Day from page 28 and h er d o tty o ld aunt (Geraldine C haplin). The script is chock fu ll o f w h acky-fam ily stereotypes that w e’ve seen in o th e r fa m ily c o m e d y -d ra m a s {lik e .M o o n s tru c k , 2 9 th Street, a ^ ^ | H t J f l f 6 r ’ s ow n O nce A ro u n d ), so nothing here really jum ps o ff the screen, save fo r C haplin’s drunken dinner-table confession o f a fling she had with Durning some 40 years before. I t ’s not u n til about h alfw ay th ro u g h T h an ksg ivin g d in n e r that the film begins to reveal its intentions as a romantic comedy when Claudia begins to reckless ly fa ll fo r Leo Fish (D y la n M c D e rm o tt), who m ay be her brother’s homosexual com pan ion. M ore than the w itty dialogue and the b itte rs w e e t p e r fo r mances, what impressed me the m ost a b o u t H o m e f o r the Holidays was Jodie Foster’s sub tle, nearly transparent direction. In every scene, she places the viewer right there in the house, at the table, in the car, listening to the fa m ily lau g h , sh ou t and squabble. A nd lik e R o b e rt A ltm a n , she lays on m u ltip le tracks o f dialogue during several scenes to create the dizzying, flyon-the-wall sensation o f trying to take in everything th at’s being said. It’s a risky technical maneu ver that pays off: if it’s overused or done wrong, all the audience will hear will be a mass o f nonde script m urm u rin g; if it works, lik e it does here, the audience feels the fra n tic sensation o f Claudia falls for Leo Fish, her brother's homosexual com panion. actually b eing held hostage in that house, attem pting to keep up with the five or six conversa tions happening simultaneously. Just like at your Thanksgiving dinner table. H o m e f o r th e H o lid a y s is agreeable enough, with some fine performances, a few wonderful ly-w ritte n bits o f dialogue and lo ts'o f warm fam ily sentiment. But, ultimately, I couldn’t escape the overwhelming feeling that I was watching a long sitcom on the big screen. For example, the film is divided into segments — each titled accordingly, sort o f like the transitions in Frasier — a g im m ick that makes the film ’s episodic n ature all the m ore apparent. There’s nothing “larg er than life” about the film that would make me remember it as a q u in tessen tial m o d e rn -d a y H o lid a y classic on the same o rd e r as P lan es, T ra in s a n d A u to m o b ile s o r A C h ris tm a s Story. U ltim ately, the film isn’t really about much, other than a humorous illustration o f that old clichd “ Y ou can choose yo u r frien ds, but you can’t choose your family.” Home fo r the Holidays is light hearted and cute, very likable and sweet b u t, afterw ard s, instantly forgettable. Like a really good Thanksgiving dinner that fills you up so much you have to loosen your belt, but by the next morning you’re hungry again. F ro m a n d th e th e d ir e c l^ r w r it e r 0/ com es A rth u r E U R O P A , D A N G E R O U S th e tru e R im h m id s to ry a itd E U R O P A , L IA IS O N S o f p o e ts P m il V c rta h tc . . Xi'omrda DiCapjio.is.phenomena David Thewlis turns in a riveting performance!” Film ▲▲A H o m e fo r t h e H o lid ays Holly Hunter, Anne Bancroft, Robert Downey, Jr. D irected by Jo d ie Foster P a ra m o u n t Pictures “HYPNOTIC! DiCaprio arid Thcwlii fcarJes$!y delve into the dark lives of poets Rimbaud and Verlaincr - IkiK*- D > CZi o o 0/ We've got plans for you for Saturday, November 11. FREE tlx to see B.A.D. at the Electric Factory. There are a few CD's lying around here, too. Just stop by the Triangle office, 3010 MacAlister, and serenade the staffers with your best rendition of your favorite Clash song. Don't pussy foot around, wail baby! TH£ lO R O M O SVM ‘mCNMCENT! The amazing DiCaprio in a love story directed by European master Agnieszka Hollandr > Am t f A l l aN E.M A » -T H E A D V < X :A T r IMPASSIONED BYGENIUS. INFLAMED BY DESIRE IMPRISONED BY LOVE. AfiLMBY AGNIESZKA H O L L A N D iitertainment Page 28 1W TM ANGU November 10,1995 Jodie Foster takes another crack behind the camera, chronicling Turkey Day in Baltimore. s.D.Segal STAFF WRITER I ’m a big Jodie Foster fan, but I have to admit that her director ial debut, Little M a n Tate left me sort o f flat. I never connected w ith the ch aracters and thus rem ained e m o tio n a lly d istan t fro m th em and the story. It is a real su rp ris e, then, that her sec ond d ire c to ria l e ffo rt H o m e f o r the Holidays is so w arm ly effective. I t ’ s an o ffb e at dom estic com ed y -d ra m a th at focuses on one d y s f u n c t io n a l fa m ily and th e ir ill-fa te d Thanksgiving d in n er. Even in its comical observation o f family un-ties the message o f family unity rings through. H olly Hunter is at her neurot ic, tw itc h y best as C la u d ia Larson. H aving just been fired fro m her jo b as a C hicago art re s to ra tio n is t, fig h tin g an oncoming flu and grappling with the thought that her teenaged daughter has told her she’s ready to have sex, the last group o f people Claudia wants to be with is her ko oky clan fo r the h o li days. But it’s o ff to Baltimore she goes, reluctantly b e g in n in g the e m o tio n a lly t a x i n g , headacheinducing ritu al everyo n e goes th ro u g h this time o f the year. O ne by one, we m eet her kin: There’s her b o r d e r lin e senile, bulginga t-th e -b e lt fa th e r (C h a rle s D u rn in g ) and her equally neu ro tic , c h a in -s m o k in g m o th e r (A n n e B an cro ft); h er w o u n d to o -tig h t sister (C y n th ia S tevenson); h e r h o m o sexu al b ro th er (R o bert D ow ney, Jr.); See TuHfey Day on page 27 iiO M E roRTHEflOUE^aS Nothing kicks off the holiday season like a grueling trip home to a house full o f people you see once a year, and that's once too much. s.D.Segal STAFF WRITER It’s just about that time o f the year again. You rush back to your dorm room im m ediately after a ballbusting midterm. You’re already packed. You’ve got 10 minutes to haul ass to 30th Street Station to catch the rush-hour com m uter train to the airp o rt. You make the flight you’re scheduled for by the seat o f your pants, but that plane w ill take o ff w ithout you: you’ve been bum ped to a later flight and you’ll have to stand by w ith the o th e r losers in the p a c k e d -to -th e -g ills te rm in a l lounge for at least another two hours. Y o u re a lly need a b eer. O r perhaps three or four. But you’re Bob Marshak Paramount “I can't talk now, I've got to get in the refrigerator before my implants melt.” See Holidaie oripage 26 Harper unplugged, not really, funks up bluesfans' folk rock The Middle East was Mecca for the Harperfaithful, nothing short of a religious journey. BradWIMe old Italian women with mustach PARKII^ AUTHORITY M y God doesn’t work in mys terious ways. M y G od d o esn ’ t curse the w o rld w ith A ID S as a p u n ish m ent fo r im m o ra lity . M y God doesn’t play favorites w ith the likes o f redneck politicians and es. M y God plays a slide guitar that the D evil can’t touch on a good day. M y God is a black man w ith nappy h a ir whose hero is Bob M arley. M y God has seen and done a lot o f things, the least o f w hich was p laying w ith his n o t 21 yet and you can tell by that look in the bartender’s eyes that this jerk will card you. By the time you wedge yourself into the window seat o f your overbooked flig h t, yo u ’ve already lost your Walkman, used a choice explica tive o r two to cuss-out a flight a tte n d a n t, eaten an a ir p o rt cheeseburger gross enough to m ake a b illy goat p u ke, and involuntarily listened to the life story o f some geek who sat down next to you and decided to make you his new best friend. Oh, the h o rro r... the horror. The flight is bumpy. You can’t sleep because the guy behind you is snoring louder than the tu r bine engines. You wish the foul d o rk sitting next to you would learn about a modern-day inven tio n c alled d e o d o ra n t. A n d , d a m m it, th e y ’ re a ll o u t o f peanuts! The storm blowing in makes sure y o u r flig h t lands over an h o u r la te , and d o n ’ t you ju st know your parents, who’ve been w a itin g at the a ir p o rt since b e fo re you even to o k y o u r ' m idterrh, w ill find some way to hoist that blame upon you. And sorry, bu t y o u ’ll have to share your bedroom with your cousins E a rl and M a y n a rd , the tw ins from Backwater, Kansas who are still amazed at the coincidence th a t th ey b o th have the same birthday. Oyvey! I t ’s Thanksgiving tim e again. Tim e to undergo your own per sonal r itu d o f hell. A nd w e’re just talking about the actual trip disciples at the M id d le East on Tuesday, November 7. Ben Harper and the Innocent Criminals played what was easily one o f the greatest live shows I ’ve ever seen. W h ile watching the roadies g ra d u a lly set up the stage, acoustic guitars came on one after another after another. To lo o k at the in s tru m e n ts , one would have thought that a calm See Harper on page 26 Coming to the Triangle area Long ago. when giant lizards ruled the Earth, a band of hyperfunked, bud smoking individuals evolved out of the primordial stew. They call them selves 311 and they know a thing or twelve about stirring up some tunes. They'll join psychedelic grinders and at the Trocadero, 10th and Arch, on Wednesday, November 15. Doors at 7ish. For information call 923-ROCK. Monster Magnet Korn