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I n fo r mi n g T h e Fre n ch Wo o ds Co m m u n i t y 2 0 0 6 M a rc h of th e Per formin g Ar ts French Woods Festival Of the Performing Arts WINTER OFFICE PO Box 770100 Coral Springs, Florida 33077 1-800-634-1703 in FL 954-346-7455 All the news that’s fit to print. See yourself in the French Woods Performer. The Performer is only as good as the contributions we receive from the French Woods community. Let us know what is going on in your life. Your camp friends love to hear what you are doing. Do you have a performance or concert coming up? Have you seen or spoken to French Woods friends? How did your sports team do this season? We also welcome your photos and any creative writing you may want to see in print. It’s your big chance! Write us at P.O. Box 770100, Coral Springs, FL 33077-0100 or give us a call at 1-800-634-1703. You can also send us e-mail at [email protected]. Visit our website at www. frenchwoods.com. We all love hearing from you! THE PERFORMER IS YOUR NEWSLETTER!!! Fren ch Woods Festival R E M R O F R E P The Beth Backstage Dear Frenchwoodite, With the coming of spring we all know that camp is just around the corner. Have you started your countdown yet? Registrations continue to pour in and we’re glad that French Woods is in your plans for 2006. If you have any friends that are interested have them call today. I am headed to South Africa and the UK to recruit counselor staff. Meanwhile even more applications continue to arrive for counselor positions every day. You should have received your forms for bunk placement by now and we have already started on the bunk requests just as soon as they arrive in the office. Make sure you send in your requests! Don’t assume I know or I already have it. We work directly from these forms, so send them in. Keep your letters, phone calls, pictures, faxes and e-mail coming. We always enjoy hearing from you. Be on the lookout for important papers. Information and forms should be arriving in your mailbox shortly. They provide both you and us important information. Stay in touch! Fondly, Ron IN THIS ISSUE *CAMPER & STAFF NEWS *RON, BETH & ISAAC *SESSION TWO SHOWS Summer 2006 is fast approaching & things look great! You will see from the show descriptions at the center of this Newsletter, the line up is wonderful and we are all gearing up for some fantastic performances! The Australia and New Zealand hiring fairs were a resounding success and I am about to head to London for more. With Larry in Russia and Cathy About to leave for eastern Europe, we will have more applicants to choose from than ever. Looks like the best group yet! See you this summer! Beth Notes from the Keyboard Greetings one and all! As most of you know, the Scott J. Knipe Music Center is now the official home for the French Woods Festival Department of Music. This space includes a performance/rehearsal/recording space upstairs, two rehearsal studios and a bank of practice rooms. These spaces will continue to improve with some coats of paint and some additional work on soundproofing. Speaking of which, our master classes will continue this summer under the guidance of FWF alum Marcus Rojas. Marcus will bring up notable New York performers and educators to coach our young students and counselor staff. This summer French Woods festival will celebrate the anniversary of Mozart with tributes to him by many for our ensembles. This celebrating will feature the entire Requiem. This is a monumental undertaking and we will be putting together a chorus of 80 students and 4 soloists for this program. We are very excited about our summer. You will hear more from me in a future issue that will include summer attire and other important information. Brian P. Worsdale Just Registered! Sarah Abeshouse Victoria Abramik Andrea Arquellon Abramson Sapphire Adizes Ashley Alman Ryan Alman Rowen Altenburger Lauren Amar Juan Carlos Barbeite Jackson Barnett Caitlin Dullahan- Bates John- Miles Bates Vivian Bauer Nicole Becker Anna Beckerman William Bell Bess Benhamou Lisa Benhamou Jaxson Bennett Sophia Bennett Braden Bochner Stephanie Bochner Rebecca Torres- Brodsky Lydia Bucklin Brittanie Burke Amanda Canavan Katherine Casale Tessa Clark Dylan Daniel Cohen Zoe Colbert Virginia Coleman Danielle Collins Katy Comer 1 Morgan Davis Alisha Feldman Kristin Guerin Julia Katz Alison Klein Kyo Pincus Zachary Sherrin 2 Alexis Buckhholz Rachelle Davidowitz Diana Kaplen Jacob Shubert 3 Lee Burwasser Anne-Camilla Charpie Vincent Dohner Shanley Horvitz Sam Longenecker Rachel Moses Nicole Weishoff 5 Lindsay Delin Ashley Lehrer Tobias White 6 Louise Buccellato Emma Goodman Sydney Manas Katelyn Slepp Natalie Yubas 7 Amanda Graboski Andrea Parente Tova Sterling 8 Allison Aaronson Ashley Gordon Rebecca Heath Shoshana Hereld Jamie Davis Paige Davis Rachel De Oliveira Etienne Dejoie Mathilde Dejoie Alexandra Demers Francesca Dilapi Jade Diplacido Eli Edelson Katherine Eger Jordyn Elkan Alexander Elmaleh Megan Farbman Ashley Fitzpatrick William Fitzpatrick Marc-Sally Saint- Fleur Kelsey Flynn Mallory Flynn Eamon Foley Nina Follman Rebecca Fox Bari Friedlander Tristan Kali Friedman Ryan Fugitt Janeva Gaddist Sofie Gaetano Alexander Galletto Paige Garrity Margaretta Gergen Gabby Gertel Nikolette Giordano Austin Goldberg Paula & Austin Goldberg Phoenix Gonzalez Elan Goss Amanda Graboski Gabrielle Graboski Jillian Graboski Sirus Han Maya Hardimon Tyler Hartwell Jessica Hirschhorn Annie Shea Hulcher Sabrina Iaria Emma Van Inwegen Ryan Jacobs Jazmin Jones Alyssa Kaden Leora Kahn Morgan Kashinsky Megan Kashtan Sophia Katz Ilana Klein Saundra Kornbluth Jamie & Kara Kornhaber Kara Kornhaber Marc Langer Laura Langner Virginia Grey Le Vine Ivy Lee Chloe Danielle Levin Bryan Lustig Lizzie Maguire Matt Maguire Rebecca Marks Elise Martin Marcel Mascaro Virginia Mason Madeline Mcdaniel Carl Michnovicz Emily Miller Leah Monack Jessica Muir Meghan Munisteri Gabrielle Nash Marni Nathanson Hannah Nicoll Willa Nielsen Mary O’donovan Robin Pancoast Andrea Parente Diego Klock- Perez William Petricone Taylor Pike Victoire Poumadere Jesse Pruitt Rebecca Rabinovich Karen Ramos Brian Rauch Haley Rauch Leana Reich Isabella Rowe Amanda Ruggiero Adrian Ruz Katie Gwynn- Sackson Abigail Saladino Alexa Semonche Samantha Shaffer Teddi Shaffer March Birthdays! Kelly Klein Wei Yin Petersen Charlotte Rosenberg 9 Eddie Chwalisz Gannon Dalton Ian Feldman Caroline Gray Margaux Grober Felipe Moskaitis Kirsten Palone Allison Shapiro Evan Silver 10 Eliza Brown Saida Makhmudzade Graham Pough 11 Cody Sherrin Jenny Sonenberg Elizabeth Woodham Doran Zimmerman 12 Kelsey Flynn Adam Klein Claire Mullany Colin Poindexter Jenna Turow 13 Klara Auerbach Jaxon Bennett Alexander Gosis Alexandra Gothier Andrea Gothier Chloe Harrison Maraquette Koss Emily Scheiber 14 Sarah Green Assata Hyacinthe Sabrina Iaria Emily Jacobs Mimi Tamkin 15 Jonathon Jugo Katie Lemmon Virginia Mason Stacey Matzkin Nat Rogachevsky 16 Nora Casper Lauren Goldberg Sydney Griffith Anna Levenshus Julian Lamb-Orgel Jamie Putman 17 Arielle Berne Paul Neubert Britney Roach 18 Phillip Skokos Lindsey Tipograph Barry Van Deerlin 19 Cole Albinder Justin Albinder Rose Heller Sarah Korn Brad Weinstein 20 Samantha Austin Zoe Colbert Liza Friedman Lucy Grebin Chlo Danielle Levin Alexandra Mautone Greg Murtha 21 Maria Brenta Anna Lanoue Emily Merfeld 22 Dana Blechman Paige Davis Jacob Dunn Madelyn Gardner Matthew Grossman Victoria Petrosky Jesse Pruitt Marisa Zable 23 Erica Granor Sarah Radov Stephen Sabbag Maya Shaw-Faber Rebecca Torres-Brodsky 24 Thomas Hecker Beth Sheil Danielle Stoller Adam Uslan Helena Witte 25 Lauren Amar Tyler Brown Sam Hulsey Dylan Jenks Charly Sarah Klinman Matthew Kruszelnicki Jenna Lubeck Abby Olan Jenna Roth Allison Shapiro Julia Shapiro James Sharpe Laura Sharpe Levi Shaw-Faber Eric Silverman Adrian Simon Zoe Snow Katie Spradling Mark Sundermeyer Aaron Taslitz Eric Thurgood Nicole Thurgood Abby Tizzio Emily Tomack Paul Verhoest Sasha Vukovic Shawana Walker Sarah Weissman Alyson Werth Lauren Werth Maddy Werth Sheila Werth Olivia Whitham Kayleigh Willis Brittany Wolf Nicole Zecchini Dylan Ziegelbaum Danielle Zinner Michelle Zinner Jessica Zuckerbrob Rachel Vetesi April Walsh 26 Brian Aronow Kate Berger Lexi Franc Josh Oleyourryk Brian Rauch 27 Joe Caruncho, Jr Lana Caster Jason Marx Lexee Mcentee Mason Zaroff Devon Zdatny 28 Eric Carbognin Graylen Eastwood Eli Hockstein Koby Liliana Omansky Brandon Powers Julia Shapiro 29 Catherine Barsky Kate Kaplan Logan Knoerzer Clayton Mc Collum Dylan Schroeder Lauren Schulman William Vatkin 30 Rebecca Mann Allison Shafir Rachel Walden 31 Jenna Gosciak Ilana Sandomir Anna Shakeshaft Scott Stampone HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! Isaac’s Corner There are now 101 days until session 1 2006, and only 119 days until session 2. How time flies. We had a bit of a French Woods reunion at our home in South Florida. Carolyn Stock flew in from Chicago. Jessie Coyle was down from New York. Nurse Venus and Ray came down from Palm City. Barbara and Ron stopped by along with Beth and Michael. Larry even managed to be there but not on time and a cameo by Trevor. Cathy Cromack, Nicole Kuiper, and Ryan Tutton were all working that night but we did get to see all of them at other times. An update on my basketball teams: My Coral Springs Charter High School Varsity Basketball team finished 14 and 12. We lost the opening round of the playoffs to Westminster Academy in triple overtime. It was a fun season and I really enjoyed it, although I missed coaching at Forest Hills HS in New York City. I also miss my old baseball job at Flushing HS in NYC. Brittany Champey and Alison Cowett made STATES in the thespian competitions. A true pair of French Woodites. Thanks to Mrs. Kovler, Jillian’s mom, Brittany and Sydney Griffith, had a photo shoot for Teen Angel boutiques. My rec team won the championship and Joey was my personal MVP. Frenchwoodites on the team included Reuben Wolf, Danny Zapata, Tyler Brown, and of course Joey. We came in first in the league and then blew through the playoffs. My travel team has a whole gaggle of French Woods ball players. Joey Champey, Reuben Wolf, Danny Zapata, Nick Lopez, Alex Bellino, Ari Bellan, Ryan Deri, and we are working on a few more. We went 4-6 in our winter league after a 2 and 9 start in our fall league. We get better all the time and the kids are enjoying each other’s company. They’re all looking to get up to French Woods for basketball, more sports, tennis, circus, theatre, music, etc. As I write this article, my son, Josh, and daughter-in-law, Lynn, are awaiting the birth of their third child and second son. My grandson Teddy is 3 and 1/2 and my granddaughter Lilly is now 1 and 1/2. Josh is also interviewing around the country for his new career in orthopedic surgery and sports medicine. Kathy spent a week taking care of my grandchildren and helping Josh and Lynn prepare for the new baby. Nicole is also there, playing nanny for two weeks. My daughter is still hard at work at South Shore High School in Brooklyn and braved the 26 + inch storm there to actually go to work on the day after the storm. She’ll be coming down to South Florida for a visit to warm here bones during winter break. A big hello to Jessie Silverman, who we happened to see in the Philadelphia burbs. What a great kid, who just can’t wait for camp to start. I hope you got the DVDs we sent. We even were able to have dinner with Dewey Oriente at his favorite restaurant in Philly. We had dinner with the Goldstones and were invited to see “Lost in Yonkers” in Philadelphia. We had a wonderful time with them. It was great spending time with them and keeping the memory of Dina alive. Many people have asked what they can do to help the family. The Goldstone’s have established a tax exempt foundation under the provisions of the Internal Revenue Code to ensure the legacy of the girl with the big smile, big heart, and big dreams. At present it supports two programs, and will continue to support children’s charities as the funds become available. The Foundation will offer a yearly graduation scholarship award at Lower Merion High School to a girl who excels in interscholastic sports & who demonstrates good character, school spirit, and is supportive of her teammates. The Foundation will also support at-risk children at the Center for Performing Arts at Meir Shfeya Youth Village (a Hadassah project) where the stage will be named in her memory. A big thank you to those families who have sent us warm wishes, pictures, donations, & love. If anyone is interested, donations may be sent to: Dina Goldstone Charitable Foundation 7300 City Avenue Philadelphia, PA 19151 Kathy and I are on our way to Paris. We will be there from 3/15 through 3/21. If anybody would like to see us there please call us in the office or email us so that we can give you our itinerary. You can email me at [email protected]. We will be staying at the Chateau Frontenac. I for one, can’t wait to get up to the Woods. I know you all feel the same. See you soon. Bye for now. Love and kisses, Isaac Camper& Staff News Doriet Fischer has been taking part in Cathy Cromack is working with her high school Kickline. The dance group is Cirque Du Soliel in Miami! She is catering composed of a number of dance styles and, of for the performers and crew, keeping their course, high kicks! energy up for the energetic show. Hannah Weinstein performed Sonatina in F major Op 36 Nr 4 Con Spirito by Clementi and Waltz in A-Flat Major Op 69 Nr1 by Chopin at the Young Artist Showcase in Bergan County. The piano concert was on January 21st. Hannah was also chosen to play Dorothy in the spring production of The Wizard of Oz at the Eleanor Van Gelder School in Edgewater, NJ. Kristen Twynam-Perkins is playing a Who in Seussical The Musical back home in Perth, Australia. She was able to help out at the CCUSA job fairs in town, which were a resounding success! Sam Davison performed in his school production of The Importance of Being Earnest in the fall (He was Grigsby, the debt collector.) He plays his electric bass in a jazz band at school, and he plays bass and is backup singer with a rock band on weekends. The rock band, called F4, had their first gig at the Bitter End on Bleeker Street! He recently won his school’s Shakespeare competition, performing a monologue from Julius Caesar, and he will compete in the Manhattan Finals in March. Finally, he just recorded an updated rock version of Meet the Mets in a professional studio. Sharon Halevy playing Mayor Maggie Chelsea Hano is appearing in the role BatBoy, The Musical from April 5-9th with Tom of Mae Petterson in Bye Bye Birdie at South Wolfson, Spencer Oberman, Kenny Marks, Orange Middle School. and Sarah Kapner. Brittany Champey won second place Becca Krainik just finished Joseph and the at her middle school talent show with an Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, as The Narrator original comedy skit. and she was also Miss Mazepa in Gypsy for the Centenary Performing Arts Guild in Hackettstown, Erin Champey is playing second base New Jersey. for her High School softball team. She is also a member of the National Honors Society. Heather Hodder was nominated by her high school for the NJ Governors School for the Several French Woods Campers will Arts for Dance. She will have an all day audition, be performing at The Stephen Sondheim with the morning being the group class and in Benefit for the ISO on March 6th at the Kaye the afternoon the solos followed by an interview. Playhouse. These programs are all highly competitive and just being nominated is an honor. Joey Champey did a great job as basketball statistician. He bonded with and Kalie Birnbaum just finished appearing as wound up playing and practicing with the a principle in an original musical review Counter members of the varsity. Clockwise... It’s All About the Journey The production company is the 727 Theater Company Zak Stevens just shot a small role in and they are based in Cheltenham Pennsylvania. Denis Leary’s X-mas special for Comedy She also participated in Acappella Fest 06 with Central. the Lauralie, the all female acappella group at the Springside School. That’s the news and we’re outta here!!! Third Session Shows 2006! The Phantom Tollbooth Even surrounded by dozens of toys, Milo is bored. Nothing interests him at all. The Demons of Ignorance are certain he will be their next victim, telling him “If you get the urge to do anything - don’t. It could be dangerous.” To the rescue comes The Phantom Tollbooth! With a book adapted by Mr. Juster himself, witty lyrics full of wordplay by Sheldon Harnick (Fiddler On The Roof, She Loves Me) and a melodious score by Arnold Black, The Phantom Tollbooth is an endearing show that seven to eleven year olds will find appealing. Dear Edwina At last a musical that features a cast of nearly all girl performers! Follow the adventures of advice- giver extraordinaire, Edwina Spoonapple as she directs the kids in the neighborhood in production number after hilarious production number in her “AdviceA-Palooza” extravaganza. Written in the style of Schoolhouse Rock Live! and You’re A Good Man Charlie Brown, Dear Edwina Junior is the perfect girl power musical for seven to eleven year olds by Marcy Heisler and Zina Goldrich. 101 Dalmations In a loving home in the city of London, Dalmatian parents, Pongo and Perdita happily raise their Dalmatian puppies, until the monstrous Cruella De Vil plots to steal them for her new fur coat! Join all the dogs of London, as they daringly rescue the puppies from Cruella and her bumbling henchmen. With a delightfully fun score, lovable characters, and one of the most deliciously evil villains in the Disney canon, this stage adaptation is certain to charm and delight seven to eleven year olds. Oklahoma! Winner of a special Pulitzer prize, Oklahoma! changed the face of stage musicals by telling an emotional story through music, lyrics and dance as never before. Set in the Indian territory of the American West at the turn of the century - against a background of conflict between farmers and cattlemen - it is the story of Laurey and two rivals for her affections. Famously, the show opens with ‘Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’’ and contains a cornucopia of wonderful songs such as ‘The Surry with The Fringe on Top’, ‘People Will Say We’re in Love’, ‘Many a New Day’, ‘I Can’t Say No’, and the final rousing chorus of ‘Oklahoma!’ - it is a musical treat for eleven to fourteen year olds. How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying A satire of big business and all it holds sacred, H2$ follows the rise of J. Pierrepont Finch, who uses a little handbook to climb the corporate ladder from lowly window washer to high-powered executive, tackling such familiar but potent dangers as the aggressively compliant “company man,” the boss’ whiny, nepotistic nephew, the office party, backstabbing co-workers, caffeine addiction and, of course, true love. Guaranteed to appeal to eleven to fourteen year olds, the show boasts a show-stealing star role, memorable secondary characters, a catchy, witty score, and a wicked sense of humor that’s as biting, unforgiving and on-target today as ever. Blame it on the Movies The sound of movies is saluted in this cheerful musical cavalcade of wonderful songs and themes from the world’s favorites films. Fresh and fast-paced, this review compiled by Billy Barnes is a nostalgic treat that covers more ground than your average Friday night at the karaoke bar, featuring unforgettable tunes from “The Wizard Of Oz,” “Meet Me In St. Louis,” “The Pink Panther,” “Rocky,” “Psycho,” “Jaws,” “Gone With The Wind,” “Goldfinger,” “The Color Purple,” “Footloose” and countless others, in a full-filled homage to movie musicals, screwball comedies, shoot-em-up westerns, sizzling screen romances, thrillers, action-adventure flicks, historical epics and auteurs alike. It’s the perfect celebration of the silver screen for eleven to fourteen year olds. My Favorite Year It’s 1954, and Benjy Stone, freshman writer on TV’s King Kaiser Comedy Cavalcade, is assigned the daunting task of baby-sitting veteran Hollywood swashbuckler Alan Swann while he’s doing a live guest appearance on the show. The effort to keep the reckless Swann out of the papers during the rehearsal week nearly drives Benjy to the brink, when he’s given an unexpected glimpse into Swann’s broken heart that teaches him about human frailty, tragedy, comedy, love – and about what made 1954 his favorite year. Eleven to fourteen year olds are sure to enjoy this classic hit. Evita This musical, written in 1975 and premiered in London in 1978, is based on the true story of Eva Peron of Argentina. Evita was quite successful and was made into a 1996 movie starring Madonna. More than 25 years after it opened in London, Evita remains as vital and vibrant as ever. What a way to learn South American history: through Lloyd Webber and Rice’s most humble, most memorable score. Those catchy, dramatic tunes and a real-life main character who has the guile of Cruella De Ville, make for a stage experience nothing short of thrilling eleven to seventeen year olds. Sweeney Todd The rare instance of a musical thriller, Stephen Sondheim and Hugh Wheeler’s chilling, suspenseful, heart-pounding masterpiece of murderous barber-ism and culinary crime tells the infamous tale of the unjustly exiled barber who returns to 19th century London seeking revenge against the lecherous judge who framed him and ravaged his young wife. His thirst for blood soon expands to include his unfortunate customers, and the resourceful proprietress of the pie shop downstairs soon has the people of London lining up in droves with her mysterious new meat pie recipe! Sophisticated, macabre, visceral and uncompromising, “Sweeney Todd” nevertheless has a great sense of fun, mixing intense drama with howlingly funny moments of dark humor: eleven to seventeen year olds will find themselves laughing hysterically one moment and gasping in surprise the next. Bat Boy Based on a story in The Weekly World News, this is a musical comedy/horror show about a half boy/half bat creature who is discovered in a cave near Hope Falls, West Virginia. The local sheriff brings Bat Boy to the home of the town veterinarian, Dr. Parker, where he is eventually accepted as a member of the family and taught to act like a “normal” boy by the veterinarian’s wife, Meredith, and teenage daughter, Shelley. Bat Boy is happy with his new life, but when he naively tries to fit in with the narrow-minded people of Hope Falls, they turn on him, prodded by the machinations of Dr. Parker, who secretly despises Bat Boy. Shelley and Bat Boy, who have fallen in love, run away together from the ignorant town folk and have a blissful coupling in the woods, but their happiness is shattered when Meredith arrives and reveals a secret. Soon the entire town arrives and hears the shocking story of Bat Boy’s unholy origin. It’s sure to be a hit for eleven to seventeen year olds. Nine A theatrical adaptation of the Federico Fellini film 8 1/2 with music and lyrics by American composer Maury Yeston concerns the difficulties of the film director Guido Contini. Fresh off the greatest hit of his career so far, he endures a midlife crisis that has blocked his creative impulses and entangled him in a web of romantic difficulties. We view the world through his eyes and see all that goes on in his head; demons and fantasies alike. The original 1983 Broadway production, directed by Tommy Tune and starring Raul Julia as Guido, the only man in an otherwise all-female cast, was revived in 2003 with Antonio Banderes in the starring role. Nine is a must-see for ages eleven to seventeen. * All shows are subject to change. See you next summer! The Odd Couple Neil Simon’s famous update of his contemporary classic starts with a group of women friends playing their regular game of Trivial Pursuit. This week, the coterie is meeting at the apartment of Olive Madison, a divorcee who freely admits to being a slob: “I leave a mess when I read a book.” Late to arrive is Florence Unger, a stickler for detail who would try the patience of a saint, and who has unfortunately just become separated from her husband. As life would have it, the slob and the fussbudget decide to room together -- with hilarious results! Within days, Florence’s obsessive habits start taking their toll on Olive and their friends. The only remedy Olive can think of (a pair of brothers from Barcelona) disastrously backfires, and the two women are forced to agree on one thing -- even the best of friends sometimes make the worst of roommates. Eleven to seventeen year olds are sure to enjoy this comedy. Twelve Angry Men The defence and the prosecution have rested and the jury is filing into the jury room to decide if a young Spanish-American is guilty or innocent of murdering his father. What begins as an open and shut case of murder soon becomes a mini-drama of each of the jurors’ prejudices and preconceptions about the trial, the accused, and each other. All of the action takes place on the stage of the jury room with a cats of eleven to seventeen year olds. Fuddy Meers It starts off just as just another normal day for Claire. She wakes up and greets the morning. Her husband, Richard, brings her a cup of coffee, and patiently explains that she suffers from a form of psychogenic amnesia that erases her memory every night when she goes to sleep. Claire takes the news rather cheerfully, but unlike other mornings, has a few serious questions to ask. Things really start to go awry when a furtive limping, lisping, half-deaf man in a ski mask kidnaps Claire, and her husband will stop at nothing to get her back. Other characters we meet along Claire’s journey include Kenny, Claire’s overgrown eighth grade son who has issues of his own, Claire’s mother, Gertie, who speaks in “stroke talk,” Millet, an ex-convict with a foul mouthed puppet, and Heidi, a very intense woman who may or may not be a cop. David LindsayAbaire’s wacky yet poignant comedy proves that no family dysfunction is insurmountable. One Act Play Festival (11-17) - To be announced.