September - Robert Morris University
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September - Robert Morris University
Inside this Issue: ICenter Takes RMU to the Next Level September 2010 CHICAGO BENSENVILLE DUPAGE ELGIN LAKE COUNTY ORLAND PARK PEORIA SCHAUMBURG SPRINGFIELD By Rasheeda Wadley Chicago Staff Writer In these harsh economic times, employers are not simply looking for employees, they are looking for entrepreneurs. In this instance, entrepreneur does not refer to a business owner; it simply means someone with an entrepreneurial spirit and work ethic. Companies are entrusting their reputations and product and service output to those that they choose to hire to get the job done. With so many qualified people to choose from, how does a company choose the right person to join their team? What makes one candidate for a position more desirable over another? By looking at the various job boards and classified ads, it is obvious that most employers are looking for experience, a proactive work ethic and diverse skills. Robert Morris University has developed and implemented one of its most innovative concepts thus far called the ICenter. The ICenter will be a student operated consulting company within RMU. The purpose for the ICenter is to allow students to work on projects that are specific to RMU or those that are outsourced to the ICenter by outside companies. The main goal for the ICenter is to provide real world work experience to RMU students making them more marketable to potential employers. The ICenter concept has existed at RMU before there was a formal name for it. Students have had opportunities to work with companies on projects in the past. There are also services provided by students such as those offered in the computer clinic. Up until now, there was no name or concept for defining these services. Now, all of these services will be provided through the ICenter and actually be housed in a physical location of the school. Although the ICenter will be run by RMU students, there is plenty of faculty guidance. Jennifer Lamplough, Associate Dean for Integrated Learning, is RMU Eagle Scholars Prep for Fall Freshman By Megan Greer Chicago Guest Writer This October, much like every October, Robert Morris University will be welcoming a class of new students. To prepare a special event for the incoming freshman, our very own Eagle Scholars have started planning. They will be hosting an event at the Chicago campus on Tuesday, October 12th at 12 p.m. and 5 p.m. on the 7th floor student center. This event is also a celebration of Hispanic Heritage Month. The RMU Eagle Scholars are a select group of some of our brightest students who are there to assist the freshman in transitioning to RMU and to college in general. They help out at orientations and other freshman events to answer any questions that might arise about our school, its processes, or the system we call “Quarters”, which is quite possibly the most confusing label for our academic terms. Every fall we experience a huge influx of freshman which is always an adjustment. Although we have rolling admission and every quarter we start a new cohort in every concentration, it seems that the fall starts are most noticeable. With high school graduations happening just a month before the Summer 1 quarter begins, who can blame the freshman for wanting to extend their summer vacation and prepare more thoroughly for the beginning of their college experience? The purpose of this event is to help the students integrate more easily into our school environment and give them the opportunity to mingle and converse with students of other concentrations or even more experienced students that aren’t in their cohort. College is the perfect place to develop connections, friendships, and even network, which also can mean outside of your major. Please join the RMU Eagle Scholars and our incoming freshman at the Chicago Campus student center on October 12th to celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month and welcome our new classmates. Volume 14.09 NFL and Chicago Bears Season Previews! Pages 6-7 the director of the ICenter. Dean Lamplough is focusing on elevating RMU to the experiential learning level that is an integral part of the school’s ‘Centennial Long-Range Plan’. Dean Lamplough notes, “I see the ICenter as the umbrella over the long-range plan defining the concept of RMU.” Experiential learning allows students to work on actual projects for companies that could possibly be used by those companies. For example, students have already worked on accounting projects for the Chicago Association of Narcotics Anonymous and the South Suburban Humane Society. In fact, most of the current projects are for not-for-profit organizations that may not have the resources to complete various projects. No matter what types of projects students are involved in, they are adding tremendous value to their education. Experiential learning allows students to add to their credential transcripts. Amy Tworek, Dean of Assessment and The Chicago Center for Higher Education Studies, said, “The long-range plan is positioning us to do things that we haven’t done before.” Dean Tworek ensures that RMU students are RMU News: S p o rt s : NFL: S t r a n ge bu t Tr u e : Fa ke N e w s : Culinary: A&E: Vo i c e s & O p i n i o n s : W h e re t o B e : increasing the level at which students achieve their credentials through the ICenter. By earning credentials, students are acquiring the universal skills that are needed in the workplace. The three levels of credentials are acquisition, application and integration. The acquisition level is the process of gaining knowledge. The application level is the ability to apply that knowledge to class projects or being able to perform the duties of an internship. The integration level allows students to use their skills to conceptualize, produce and implement new services and products for actual clients. Before the ICenter began, it was difficult for most students to achieve their integration credentials. Students were limited to internships, externships and occasional project work for companies. Internships can sometimes limit students to one aspect or department of a company. The ICenter projects will not put limits on students and will allow them to apply their skills to many areas. The ICenter will concentrate on integrating RMU students into the workplace in a safe environment. Dean Tworek added, “Aside from the obvious, it’s a safe place to make mistakes and overcome those mistakes.” The ICenter is still considered a learning environment for students. The ICenter adds diversity to the RMU curriculum and works with the hands-on mis- Continued on Page 2 Surgical Tech Students Start Clinical Rotations By Jone’t Moore Chicago Guest Writer After 10 long and trying months of lectures and labs, Surgical Tech students started their clinical rotations this past July. Students were very anxious, but ready to have hands-on experiences. Students at RMU Chicago campus are stationed at the University of Chicago Medical Center, Mount Sinai Hospital, Rush University Medical Center, and Elmhurst Memorial Hospital. During clinical rotations students are in the operating room working alongside surgeons, residents, medical students, nurses, and surgical technologists. Within the five weeks of rotations students have seen numerous surgeries and learned new things. Some students have even been “first scrub” students, meaning that they have kept the highest standard of aseptic technique, assisting the surgeon, and having the primary responsibility for the surgical case. Stephanie Tansor, a surgical tech student, stated that “clinicals are challenging and exciting, but I could definitely see myself doing it for the rest of my life”. Students will be attending tion students will be eligible to sit for the Certified Surgical Technologist (CST) Exam. This exam is taken through the National Board of Surgical Technology and Surgical Assisting (NBSTSA). NBSTA is accredited by the National Commission for Certifying A g e n c i e s (NCCA). The CST Exam consist of 200 multiple choice questions. Only 175 of the 200 questions are scored and the test taker needs a 75% to pass the exam. Questions will vary from perioperative care, medical terminology, basic science, and additional duties. It will be a challenge, but with the experience each student will gain his or her own knowledge and master the art of being a great surgical technologist. “Clinicals are challenging and exciting, but I could definitely see myself doing it for the rest of my life.” their clinical rotations for the next 10 months, two days out of every week. To graduate students will need 80 cases that vary from different skill levels. They will also need passing grades in all of their classes. With the completion of gradua- 1 5 6 9 10 12 14 15 16 RMU News Page 2 the EAGLE “...news from a bird’s eye view” Chicago Staff Writers Michael Barry Aubrie Jones Lissy Pfister Rasheeda Wadley Leilani Yats Layout Design Julie Reincke Springfield Campus Editor Andrea Kocher Bensenville Campus Editor Sonia Diaz Orland Park Staff Writers Cassandra Petrusevski Springfield Staff Writers Joseph Tury Lake County Staff Writer Cedric D. Lee Eagle Faculty Advisor Paul Gaszak Chicago [email protected] Campus Faculty David Belotti Lake Counnty [email protected] Beth Gainer Bensenville [email protected] Nicole Hager Springfield [email protected] John Flaherty Orland Park [email protected] Jane Wendorff-Craps Peoria [email protected] Gerard Wozek DuPage [email protected] Advisory Board Jane Ungari David Pyle Mick McMahon Robert Morris University (401 S. State St., Chicago, IL 60605) is an independent, not-for-profit, multi-campus institution offering associate, baccalaureate, and graduate degree programs that focus on integrating theory and applications. Robert Morris University prepares students to be practitioners in their chosen field, socially responsible to their community, and a foundation for their family. Robert Morris University is accredited by the Higher Learning Commission of the North Central Association, of which it is a member. The Eagle reports and interprets current issues, provides a sounding board for ideas of RMU students, faculty and staff and serves as a cultural exchange. Views expressed in the Eagle do not necessarily reflect the policies or viewpoints of the administration of Robert Morris University. Content is primarily produced by RMU students, faculty, and staff across all campuses. The Eagle welcomes contributions from all RMU students. All such submissions are subject to editorial revision and publication is not guaranteed. the Eagle Continued from Page 1 sion of the school. Students will be working on actual projects from start to finish based on company needs. Of course, this means that the projects are not necessarily bound by the RMU quarter system. A project can take anywhere from a few weeks to a few months to complete. Basim Khartabil, Dean for the Institute of Technology and Media, noted that the ICenter incorporates multiple disciplines into one project. One of the most anticipated projects for the ICenter is RMU’s very own ‘green’ restaurant that will be operated by students. With business plans, marketing plans, space planning, and menu decisions, this venture involves almost every educational discipline that RMU has to offer. The name and location have not been released to the student body yet, but students will definitely be informed and updated as the project progresses. For students involved in projects such as this one, Dean Khartabil pointed out, “This is something they can add to their resumes as a real project they have worked on.” When asked if there were any specific projects that he would like to see the ICenter involved in, Dean Khartabil asserted, “I don’t see anything that we could not get involved with.” Students will gain this same type of confidence by advancing their skills while working on ICenter projects. The faculty having enough confidence in students to allow them to take on leadership roles in the community while representing RMU speaks volumes. It means that RMU students are ICenter September 2010 more than capable of competing and performing in the workplace. Janice Kaushal, Dean for the Institute of Art and Design, helps to oversee projects along with the other department Deans as well as overseeing specific projects. Dean Kaushal works closely with the design students who are instrumental in many of the projects as most of them require art and design work. With a degree in film, she is also working with students to develop an RMU video talk show. For students that are ready to prove themselves in the workplace, Dean Kaushal said, “The ICenter is a unique opportunity for students to really submerse themselves into what they believe they want to do.” She also added, “At the very least, students can experience all the possibilities of what they can do.” Along with building students’ confidence, the ICenter is also building the RMU brand. Larry Nieman, Dean for the School of Business Administration, said, “We want Robert Morris to be chosen because of the ICenter.” Most well-known schools have a particular aspect that they are known for, be it sports, academics or distinguished alumni. The ICenter will eventually be what puts RMU at the top of the list of college choices for many potential students. With the ICenter, the RMU brand can become synonymous with competent and innovative consulting in the business community. Dean Nieman said, “It’s a win win situation because it allows companies to get current thinking and up to date resources.” He also added, “It allows students to explore all aspects of a company.” In regard to students obtaining their goals and gaining experience, Dean Nieman also said, “I am hoping the ICenter allows students to be as free as they can to reach their highest potential. It allows students to seek selfawareness.” With all of these advantages, the ICenter should be on the minds of all RMU students. Students are encouraged to either propose possible ICenter projects or join existing projects. It is important for students to choose projects that have meaning for them. After all, having a career means being happy doing what it is that you do. The ICenter is not the same as an internship although some projects could involve internships. Students who work on ICenter projects could possibly replace a class for credit while adding to their credentials. Students will also be able to create a network of their fellow students as colleagues and potential employers. Dean Lamplough said, “It’s a great way for companies to work with potential employees before hiring them.” With so many experienced professionals competing with those who have less experience for positions, the ICenter could level the playing field for RMU students. Dean Lamplough added, “The more experience you get, the better you are suited to get a job.” Students that are interested in working on an ICenter project can apply three different ways. The first is to apply directly to the ICenter Project Board along with a recommendation from a faculty member. The second is a direct recommendation to any of the depart- ment Deans involved with the ICenter. The third and most impressive way to get involved in an ICenter project is to be hand-selected by an instructor or Dean. This means that a student’s work speaks for itself and their particular skills and expertise are needed to complete a project. Students must also note that by applying, they are not guaranteed to be selected for a project. Although there is no minimum grade point average, students must realize that ICenter projects require a significant amount of commitment, the same as in the workplace. Students must also remember that they are being graded and there are expectations that must be met. Although the ICenter is operating better than the Deans had planned, most of the projects are still in the planning phase. There are a few that are closer to the production and implementation phase. The Deans are expecting many successful outcomes from the various projects. Obviously, RMU would hope that all of the projects come to fruition but, as Dean Kaushal said, “The end result is not that you crossed the finish line, it’s that you ran the race.” This is very encouraging for students who are thinking about working with the ICenter or already involved. The ultimate goal of the ICenter is to help students gain the experience that they need to compete in the workplace. Whether or not their work is used by the companies does not take away from the experience gained. The school hopes that all students will be encouraged to join in ICenter projects and round out their educational experience. learn in a practical way. It is also necessary to enhance what the students already know, to build upon their basic knowledge in a way in which they can relate.” The importance of having a diverse faculty should not go unheralded. The variety of backgrounds enables students to soak in multiple points of view and encourages independent thinking. Students benefit from the wide range of expertise that adjuncts bring from their full-time jobs, and can learn real world techniques from those who are experienced. The duel role of adjuncts is to maintain continuity of the department heads. They must offer the same, high quality teaching methods as the fulltime instructors, and build upon the principles that the students are familiar with. In addition to this, adjuncts must also offer alternative perspectives when it comes to teaching in order to provide students with a balanced field of study. Some adjuncts teach because they are passionate about the educational process and thoroughly enjoy sharing ideas with maturing adults. Professor Fornoff (Springfield) has been an instructor for over ten years. He is the Executive Director of the Illinois Executive Ethics Commission. Not surprisingly, he teaches ethics related classes such as Crime and Punishment, Critical Thinking, and Ethics and Law to name a few. Professor Fornoff teaches because he gets “great satisfaction when a student understands something for the first time.” His students can sense the excitement and feed off of his energy. Students tend to respond better when they know that the subject being taught is important to the instructor and not just a way to earn extra income. Professor Fornoff falls into that category, as well as most or all of the adjuncts at Robert Morris. Other excellent adjuncts at the Springfield campus include instructors Amy Bush, John Muchow, Deborah Moldenhauer, Peter Avery, George Heroux, David Robinson, Michelle Heumann, Frank Kircher, Mitzi Totten, Bob Maple, Shannon Mayfield, Kelly Waltrip, Emily Cour, Bob Milnes, Dave Szabo, Lisa Davis, Megan Beeler, and Lynn Saputo. Adjuncts are often willing to share job experiences with students, and all have a wealth of knowledge for those who wish to succeed. Although there is no magical formula for success after college, wise students should listen to the practical advice of those who are established in today’s workforce. “It is important that everyone is open to learn. Learning continues after graduation and is a life-long process that is the responsibility of each student,” says Zaleski. Professor Fornoff offers simpler advice that is equally as important. “This is true in school as well as the workplace: show up and accept assignments with a smile. Maintain a positive attitude.” This is excellent advice from two of our highly qualified instructors. The Importance of Adjunct Instructors By Joseph Tury Springfield Staff Writter Adjunct instructors play an important role at Robert Morris University, but their contributions are often overlooked. Instructors considered part time and untenured are referred to as adjunct instructors. Their main duty is to fill the gaps created when full-time instructors are unavailable to teach. However, adjuncts play an important part in the student’s need of having a diverse faculty, having continuity in course design, and generally strengthen the university’s educational system through their expertise. Many adjuncts have full-time jobs in addition to teaching at Robert Morris, and are instructors because they are passionate about sharing their knowledge. Professor Zaleski (Springfield) teaches classes in sociology, psychology, and career management. She has been with Robert Morris for over one and a half years. Professor Zaleski’s philosophy on teaching is that “it needs to be fun and applicable so that students can use what they Robert Morris University RMU News Page 4 September 2010 e g g L i t e r a r y & A rt s Magazine S ubm i ssi on G ui del i ne s Robert Morris University's egg is now accepting submissions for its 10th edition. RMU reserves the right to publish all original literary and art submissions submitted by students, faculty and staff. Please read the following criteria carefully to ensure the proper submission format, and remember: ALL ENTRIES MUST BE SUBMITTED ELECTRONICALLY! For all submissions, please adhere to the following, and email as attachments to [email protected]: All literary submissions must be emailed to [email protected] and attached as a Microsoft Word file. In your email, please include: Full name Phone number Campus location Position in school (i.e. student, faculty, staff) Any submission without proper contact information will not be under consideration by the egg board. All art submissions, graphic or otherwise, must be emailed to [email protected] and attached as a high-quality JPEG file (at no less than 300 dpi). If an electronic copy is unavailable, please scan or photograph the submission and save it as high-quality JPEG file (again no less than 300 dpi). In your email, please include: Full name Phone number Campus location Position in school (i.e. student, faculty, staff) Any submission without proper contact information will not be under consideration by the egg board. There is a maximum of three submissions for each category. For example, the maximum amount of submissions for one person will be 3 literary works and 3 artistic works (6 total). If your work is chosen for publication in the egg, you will be contacted via email. If not, please continue to submit for future editions. For any additional questions please email [email protected] or call Mick McMahon at (312) 935-4210. SUBMISSION DEADLINE: FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 24 (WEEK 10) the Eagle Robert Morris University Sports RMU Peoria Campus Networks Through Golf Outing Page 5 September 2010 By Susan Renner Peoria Guest Writer On July 26, 2010 participants in the 16th annual Peoria Area Chamber of Commerce golf outing were given a reprieve from the heat and were able to enjoy a day of good food, good fun, and beautiful weather. The outing held at Peoria’s premier golf course, Weaver Ridge, brought together 144 golfers representing many of Peoria’s most prominent and successful businesses. According to Terry Best, Vice President of Member Services and Programs for the Chamber, the event is successful because of the networking opportunities that it brings to Peoria area business people and to their clients. The outing is the only one of its kind in the area promoting the business community. Golfers are treated to a quality golf experience including lunch (sponsored by Robert Morris University) and an evening reception. So, how do businesses promote themselves at the event? Businesses can sponsor golf holes for prizes, sponsor golf carts, and beverage carts on the course. The Chamber also sells raffle tickets for items donated by the local businesses. The RMU Career Services Office, Peoria Campus and the Graduate School Relations Office, Springfield Campus, co-sponsored the lunch, which was provided for golfers prior to the shotgun start of the event. Katherine Kaminiski, Career Services Advisor in Peoria coordinated RMU’s presence at the golf outing. Sarah Formea, Director of Graduate Relations, Springfield and Peoria, and Susan Renner, a student at RMU Peoria represented the university at an information table. Representing the university in the 4-person scramble were Donna Kuntz, Financial Aid Advisor, Kevin Joseph, Bowling Coach, Jim Sanchez, Associate Director of Hockey, and Paul Hoagland, RMU student, all from the Peoria Campus. RMU leveraged the opportunity to obtain contact information from the outing by donating baseball tickets, basketball tickets, and an RMU hockey jersey at no cost to participants. The RMU drawing was available as a vehicle for RMU representatives to network with area business people and to provide attendees with a heightened awareness of the university and what it has to offer to the Peoria area community. The response to the drawing was extremely successful and generated interaction between RMU representatives and the business people in attendance, which in the future could mean opportunities to place student interns at the businesses and potential fulltime employment for students after graduation. One business person from one of Peoria’s largest accounting firms wanted university information to pass along to a colleague looking for teaching opportunities. The firm has intern positions and post-graduate job opportunities on occasion that could benefit students in the future. Coach Sanchez reported that he was able to network with many Chamber members during the RMU-sponsored lunch, as well as on the course. Those he engaged with were very interested in the growing athletic program at RMU in Peoria. A few notable people he was able to talk to were a city councilman, the CEO of the Chamber of Commerce, and a representative from the Peoria Rivermen, a local AHL hockey franchise. All of these people were very cordial and interested in learning how they could help to spread the word about RMU At last, Robert Morris University will soon compete in a sport currently thought of as a leisurely pasttime activity, “Sailing.” With the campus situated just a few steps from the lakefront, this activity will exemplify the spirit of Chicago. This city is known for its many vast waterways and will offer the RMU Sailing Team an opportunity to explore a realm in athletics that only few universities ascribe to. The sport of sailing has played a prominent role in American history, and it was considered a distinct element of the wealthy society. Very few could afford the luxury of such a prestigious membership. Sailing itself predates history. Though, sailing as a sport dates back to the 17th century in Holland. From there it was introduced to England around 1660 by Charles II and eventually spread to the American colonies. Sailing gained recognition in the United States in 1851. During this time, America overtook the British in a friendly race around England’s Isles of Wright, according to Jennifer Langille, a freelance writer. In her article, “Tribute to Sport’s Oldest Trophy – American Cup,” she states that for centuries Britain dominated the seas. However, a man by the name John Cox Stevens, the first commodore of the oldest yacht club in the states, New York Yacht Club, built a 90 foot schooner christened America. This is the vessel that brilliantly won the race and allowed America, for the first time ever, to win the oldest known trophy to sports. The trophy was given the name, “American Cup” after the name of the winning vessel, America. RMU’s coach, Nick A. Jarmuz and his assistant, Captain Kurt Thomsen of Columbia Yacht Club, have pooled together their resources in an effort to put RMU Sailing Team on the map. Presently, they are in the process of auditioning, evaluating and selecting choice candidates for the team. Some of the basic attributes for a contender are: the ability to swim, quick learner, a general comfort level of being in a boat on the water, and tons of enthusiasm. The belief is if you love what you’re doing, you’ll do it well. The Sailing Team will be one of the newest groups at the university. This new aquatic addition will draw an enormous Robert Morris University tell, his fortune happened on a hole that the Chamber was awarding a 6 day cruise to the Caribbean for two, for anyone who aced the hole. When asked to comment, he said, “To say I was overjoyed would be a major understatement.” “Here I just hit my first hole in one, and it won me a cruise!” Will RMU play in Peoria? Based on the response the campus received as a result of its presence at the event, the answer is a resounding “Yes.” The Peoria Campus looks forward to more opportunities like the Chamber outing to promote RMU in and around the Peoria area. From left: Donna Kuntz, Kevin Joseph, Jim Sanchez, Paul Hoagland RMU Ready to Set Sail By Angela D. Appleton Chicago Guest Writter in the community. The RMU team placed in an impressive tie for second place, going 9 under par translating to a score of 63 on what is a very challenging golf course. The RMU players attribute their success to timely putting, great second shots, and some good luck by all team members. The success does not stop with the scorecard. Sanchez experienced what is for some golfers a once in a lifetime event: his first hole-in-one. The shot happened on the 12th hole, a par 3 playing at 153 yards. He hit a 9 iron from an elevated tee box and put it in the hole. Not only did the coach gain a new golf tale to amount of attention to the Athletics Department from all across the nation. The social aspect of sailing will enhance our relationship with other universities that offer sailing as a competitive sport. Sailing’s prospective for learning, growth and development will augment RMU accelerated education. Once candidates for the team are selected, a schedule will be developed for practice. During practice, the coach’s responsibility will be to make certain the team learns all the skills necessary to become proficient, knowledgeable sailors. Along with drills and physical conditioning, they will also assist each team player in acquiring the confidence necessary to become winners. The anticipation of so many wonderful opportunities evolving from this new endeavor has RMU bracing for the impact. The coach’s vision is to build a well equipped team capable of racing against the top Ivy League universities such as, Harvard and Yale. In the spirit of promoting RMU sports, let’s welcome and support our new Sailing Team by cheering them on to continuous victories and success. Chris Bardol Earns Five Medals at Tournament of the Americas Courtesy of RMU Athletics On the heels of capturing the United States Bowling Congress Intercollegiate Singles National Championship in May, Robert Morris AllAmerican bowler Chris Bardol grabbed five medals at the 48th Lee Evans Tournament of the Americas concluded at Boardwalk Bowl in Orlando, FL, during the first week of August. The senior from Brockport, NY, and his USA Adult Division teammates--bolstered by three team games of 900 or greater--lapped the field in the Adult division with a twelvegame total pinfall of 10,096, winning the team gold medal by a margin of 317 pins over the second-place team from the Dominican Republic. Bardol also earned gold in men's doubles, mixed doubles, and team all-events. His individual scores were good enough for a bronze in singles all-events. He failed to medal only in singles, finishing sixth. "This was the first international competition for Chris," said Robert Morris Coach Dale Lehman, "he got five medals out a possible six, with three of them gold. That's a strong performance." Bardol is among the most honored student-athletes in Robert Morris history. In addition to his national singles title, the USBC has named him Collegiate Rookie of the Year, a Star of Tomorrow, a two-time All-American, and a three-time Academic All-American. the Eagle Page 6 NFL 2010 Season Predictions September 2010 By Paul Gaszak & John Edwards Chicago Faculty & Chicago Guest Writer E A S T N O R T H S O U T H W E S T E A S T N O R T H S O U T H W E S T Dallas Cowboys Paul (12-4): Expect another nice regular season followed by their perennial collapse in the playoffs. John (12-4): The NFC equivalent of the Patriots. Too strong. However, they’ll lose in the first round of the playoffs. Green Bay Packers Paul (12-4): Aaron Rogers is a top-flight QB with good weapons around him. This may be the Pack's year to be Super Bowl bound. John (13-3): Solid and young led by Aaron Rodgers. They have one of the best defenses in the NFL and the offense is still getting better. New Orleans Saints Paul (13-3): The Saints should cruise through the regular season, but I don't expect a Super Bowl repeat. John (10-6): Main core is there to give repeating a shot. Drew Brees is still in his prime and every team is jealous of the receiving core. Still a solid defense. San Francisco 49ers Paul (9-7): In a weak division, this will be the year the 49ers get back into the playoffs. John (10-6): They have built a strong team on both ends. With leaders such as Frank Gore and Patrick Willis (the best linebacker in the NFL), Mike Singletary will lead them to the playoffs for the first time in years. Washinton Redskins Paul (10-6): With Donovan McNabb, the Redskins should be better, and perhaps make the playoffs, but they won't be super. New York Giants Paul (9-7): Which team shows up: the team that dethroned the undefeated Patriots in the Super Bowl or last season's team that stunk? Philadelphia Paul (9-7): QB Kevin Kolb will be good enough in his first full season as the starter to keep the Eagles respectible. Minnesota Vikings Paul (10-6): Even with Favre, the Vikings take a step back. Last season was their magical year and they fumbled and threw it away to the Saints. Chicago Bears Paul (7-9): Deficiences at too many positions and a division with two far superior teams spells trouble for the Bears. Detroit Lions Paul (4-12): The Lions have some nice pieces (especially WR Calvin Johnson) but they're still a year or two away from respectibility. John (8-8): McNabb will turn his wideouts into useful props. Time to start rebuilding the defense which is centered around LB London Fletcher. John (10-6): Too much rides on the aging wonder. He’s 40. If he gets hurt like in New York, they’re screwed. John (10-6): Solid around the board but not great. Eli will have to have another season that makes him stand out and the defense must stay healthy. John (8-8): Sorry to say but Cutler just isn’t what he appears to be. Needs a line and better wide receivers. Defense is aging. Carolina Panthers Paul (8-8): Panthers season hinges on the mostly unproven Matt Moore. If he does well, they'll be better than .500. Seattle Seahawks Paul (8-8): It seems like yesterday that they were in the Super Bowl, but several seasons later, this team is old and broken down. Arizona Cardinals Paul (5-11): With Kurt Warner, this team would win the division. With Matt Leinart, they'll be lucky to press for a .500 record. St. Louis Rams Paul (2-14): It's all about Sam Bradford. The Rams need to give him this season to play, learn, and take his bruises in the hope the future will be better. New York Jets Paul (9-7): A trendy pick for the Super Bowl, this aging team with a subpar second-year QB (Mark Sanchez) will disappoint the "experts" predicting a title run. Buffalo Bills Paul (1-15): Outside of WR Lee Evans, there may not be another player on this team that can even qualify as “good.” Pittsburgh Steelers Paul (7-9): Losing Big Ben for the start of the season will dig them a hole they won't recover from. Cleveland Browns Paul (4-12): If QB Jake Delhomme can recover from his nightmare season last year with the Panthers, he may lead this talentless roster to a few wins. John (9-7): Ryan and Michael Turner healthy means a good year, but receivers need to stay that way, too. John (6-10): Matt Moore should be the starting quarterback but Clausen will work his way in. Defense is a question but so is the offense. John (6-10): Too old or too inexperienced. Take your pick at almost every position. Pete Carroll will have some ideas but not enough. John (7-9): Fitzgerald will be doubleteamed all year. Decent defense. Leinart will be asked to lead the offense. Derek Anderson will eventually take over. New England Patriots Paul (11-5): No one should bet against the Patriots being in the mix for a title until both Brady and Belichik are gone. Baltimore Ravens Paul (11-5): With the addition of WR Anquan Boldin and the continued maturation of QB Joe Flacco, it seems the Ravens offense may be better than their D for a change. Cincinnati Bengals Paul (10-6): The Bengals have a habit of disappointing even when they have a talented roster, which they do this season. John (9-7): Two biggest mouths in the game will pout when the other has more catches or yards. John (9-7): Roethlisberger is a huge loss for the start of the season. They will be lucky to come out .500 during that time. Indianapolis Colts Paul (13-3): Peyton Manning and company won't deviate from the norm: another division title and a first round bye in the playoffs. Tennessee Titans Paul (9-7): Chris Johnson is likely the best RB in the NFL, but can QB Vince Young be trusted to lead this team? Houston Texans Paul (9-7): The Texans are really good in a few positions (particularly WR with Andre Johnson) but mediocre as a team. John (12-4): Aging defense will have some leeway as the offense is stacked with talent. John (11-5): There are just too many weapons on this team to even name. An offense in its prime with a fresh young defense. John (11-5): Peyton Manning is the best player in the NFL. Look for another great run. John (5-11): Questionable at quarterback and offense. Defense has always been good. Wrong division although Chris Johnson will have another good year. John (12-4): Best team on paper. Ryan Matthews has a lot to prove with high expectations, but he has a strong supporting cast to help prove his worth. John (8-8): Everyone wants to see Tebow. Bench him and let him learn. Good team but has some holes, not to mention some aging players still starting. San Diego Chargers Paul (12-4): The Chargers are the Cowboys of the AFC: strong in the regular season just to fall flat when it counts. the Eagle John (4-12): Still signing the big guys like Johnson, Stafford, and Suh isn’t really getting them anywhere. Need reshape philosophy of the team. Atlanta Falcons Paul (9-7): A solid, but unspectacular team. Matt Ryan is in his third year now; will he make the leap into the upper-eschelon of NFL QBs? Miami Dolphins Paul (11-5): The additions of WR Brandon Marshall, LB Karlos Dansby, and the maturation of 3rd year QB Chad Henne should bring them back to their 2008 form when they won the division. John (10-6): No superstars but guys with heart and a great scheme. A wild card contender. John (4-12): Donovan McNabb made that team. It is being dismantled and rebuilt. Going to be a long year for these guys. Denver Broncos Paul (6-10): If not for QB Tim Tebow, would anyone have an interest in talking about this team at all? John (6-10): It is unlikely that Sanchez will be able to lead his team like last year even with the best defense in the league. John (9-7): A defense that is getting better and the offense just works. It is a great combination that will aide them into the playoffs. Oakland Raiders Paul (4-12): Having Jason Campbell as the starting QB will help this team, but then, Betty White would be an upgrade at the position over Jamarcus Russell. John (7-9): Finally had a good draft. Getting Jason Campbell is a good starting point to building a successful offense. Now just get him some wideouts. Tampa Bay Buccaneers Paul (4-12): QB Josh Freeman looks promising, but the team still has a ways to go before being competitive. John (4-12): Too many X-factors. Defense has always been a strong point but there are a few holes the draft picks can’t plug. Offense will hurt them. John (4-12): Bradford is not a messiah, he needs help besides Stephen Jackson. Let the rebuilding begin. (6-10): A tough division to be in. Would be a competitor anywhere else, similar to the race in the AL East of MLB. John (3-13): Few solid players amidst the never-ending rebuilding period. Jacksonville Jaguars Paul (5-11): RB Maurice Jones-Drew seems to be the lone bright spot on a team that, a few season ago, seemed poised to be a perennial title contender. John (7-9): Decent team but they don’t have the right tools for this division. Kansas City Chiefs Paul (3-13): It will be hard to find a more irrelevant and anonymous team this season than the Chiefs. John (6-10): No major threats anywhere. An average defense and hopeful offense will not suffice in the league. Robert Morris University NFL September 2010 Page 7 Important Questions About the Chicago Bears 2010 Season RMU Instructors and NFL Afficionados Paul Gaszak and Mick McMahon answer the important questions facing the 2010 Chicago Bears. What will the Bears record be this season? Paul: 7-9. The Bears have too many deficiencies at too many positions, and it doesn’t help that they’re in a division with two title contenders: Green Bay and Minnesota. Mick: 8-8. The new offense will need a few games to adjust to Martz’ scheme, but the defense should keep them competitive in most of the games. Will Jay Cutler’s 2nd season as Bears QB go better than his first? Paul: Can it get worse? There’s no place to go but up from his 26 interceptions last season. Cutler is poised to have a better season now that he has some more weapons (like RB Chester Taylor) and a better offensive coordinator (Mike Martz), but he won’t sniff that Pro Bowl. If Brett Favre returns to the Vikings, Cutler is at best the third best QB in the division behind Favre and Green Bay’s AARON Rodgers. And if Matthew Stafford makes a leap now that he has some playing time under his belt, Cutler could conceivably be the worst QB in the division. Mick: Cutler needs to be more judicious with the football. If he can avoid some the interceptions that plagued him last year, he can make great strides. Adjusting to the new offense installed by Mike Martz will also be a challenge, but Cutler could also reap tremendous benefits. Remember, the same offense scheme, dubbed “The Greatest Show on Turf,” was run in St. Louis, when the Rams earned a victory against the Tennessee Titans in Superbowl XXXIV. In Chicago, there is different personnel of course, and the wide receivers are capable, but here’s the bottom line: Cutler needs to be smart with the football in order to be successful. Which unit is the Bears strongest? Paul: Linebacker. Lance Briggs continues to be one of the best in the league at his position. Brian Urlacher, though he has a lot of miles on him, is still a very good player. Add in Pisa Tinoisamoa, Hunter Hillenmeyer, and Nick Roach and it’s the one group the Bears have the least to worry about. Mick: Running Backs. I love the combination of Forte and Taylor. More and more NFL teams are going away from the single “feature back” and letting two running backs carry the load. This is as solid a running back combo as you can get. Fresh legs and a change of pace should bode well for the running game. Even backups Khalil Bell, who had some nice runs last season filling in for Forte, and Garrett Wolf, who is small, yet slippery, should provide nice depth for this corps. Hopefully, the offensive line will show up on Sundays to open up holes for the running game. Which unit is the Bears weakest? Paul: Either the Offensive Line or the Defensive Secondary. Rookie Safety Major Wright looks promising so far, though, which would help to solidify that unit. If that happens, it’s the offensive line that looks most troublesome. Mick: The offensive line. In just one half of preseason football the offensive line allowed Cutler to be sacked 5 times, against the Oakland Raiders, who ranked 26th in the league for total defense in 2009. The line needs to protect Cutler and open holes for a potent running game. If they don’t, it could be a major problem for the Bears this season. Robert Morris University For the Bears to win the Super Bowl, what has to happen? Paul: Jay Cutler needs to become a top-tier QB rather than just the cannon-armed, INT-prone, gunslinger he is now. One of the WRs needs to develop into a legit #1 receiver. The defense needs to become the stout, stingy defense it was in the early 2000s and during their Super Bowl run. Mick: The offensive line has to protect Jay Cutler, giving him enough time to throw the ball and the receivers to run their routes. They also cannot get too pass happy. The running game looks optimistic this season with a healthy Matt Forte and free agent signee Chester Taylor. That’s a pretty potent 1-2 punch. Can Matt Forte bounce back from his sophomore slump to produce the numbers he had his rookie season? Paul: Matt Forte will bounce back and have a better 2010 campaign; however, with the addition of Chester Taylor, it’s likely that Forte won’t get as many touches. He may actually improve as a player and yet not produce big numbers. Mick: Yes, Forte will bounce back. He had offseason knee surgery to repair a knee sprain he was battling last season. He looks faster, and more importantly, he can make sharper cuts when running the ball. Even though it was preseason, and even though it was against the lowly Raiders, he had an impressive 89 yard TD run. Which unknown or unheralded player will make the leap into the spotlight this season? Paul: It will be a WR, either Johnny Knox or Devin Aromashodu. One is going to be Jay Culter’s preferred target and, whoever that is, his stats will flourish. Aromashodu is the bigger target, but he’s also a 4th year guy who has bounced around a bit in the league, which raises a question about how much talent he has. Knox is smaller, but is only entering his 2nd season – he may have a higher ceiling. For all of his INTs, Cutler still throws a lot of TDs and one of these two will catch at least eight this season. Mick: Johnny Knox will leap into the spotlight this season. He is extremely fast, and perhaps the best route runner on the Bears squad. He had great moments last year, and now, with a full year under his belt, expect him to catch at least 10 touchdowns this season. Who wins in a no-holds-barred, cage match: Lovie Smith or Mike Ditka? Paul: Lovie is bigger and younger, but c’mon – it’s Da Coach! Ditka wouldn’t even need to use his hands; with just a twitch of his upper lip, it would be a KOBM: Knockout by Mustache. Mick: There’s no competition here. DITKA. The man has an iron hip for goodness sake. And, according to Boers and Bernstien of 670 The Score, he’s orange. There’s no way Lovie would even enter the cage against an iron-hipped, orange monster like Ditka. Aside from starting QB Jay Cutler, which player can the Bears least afford to lose to injury? Paul: The man they just paid the monster contract to: Julius Peppers. For a defense to be effective, it is critical to put consistent pressure on the QB. If that happens, it makes the rest of the defense’s life that much easier. With Peppers attacking the QB and (likely) drawing double teams on a regular basis, the Bears could potentially give up 3-5 points less per game than they did last year. (That may not sound like a lot, but it is.) Mick: Julius Peppers. He’s an absolute monster, not to mention the largest human being I’ve ever seen in person. With Peppers wreaking havoc up front, opposing teams have to account for him. This allows the rest of the defense to be freed up. Look for Briggs, Urlacher, and Tommie Harris to have big seasons. They can give a big thanks to Peppers for making their jobs a whole lot easier. However, if the big man goes down with injury, that will significantly damage what the Bears can do on defense. Which coordinator is the most important to the Bears success: Mike Tice, Mike Martz, Rod Marinelli, or other? Paul: Mike Martz. If Martz can figure out how to keep Cutler from making poor decisions and effectively use the offensive weapons he has like RBs Matt Forte and Chester Taylor and TE Greg Olsen, then the Bears can have a potent offensive attack, which would then also make life easier for the defense. Mick: Mike Martz. There is some talent on offense and Martz needs to be patient with receivers like Johnny Knox, Devin Hester, and Devin Aromashodu. His scheme is quite complicated, so he’ll definitely be coaching his players up this season. Make no mistake, the success or failure of this football team lies with how good the offense can be, making Martz the most important coordinator of the bunch. Who has the best name in the Bears organization? Paul: There are many great options, like TE Brandon Manumaleuna or DE Julius Peppers, but for me it is Devin Aromashodu – or as Coach Mike Ditka called him on ESPNs Waddle & Silvy radio show, “A-room-a-for-my-shoe.” Mick: Major Wright. Let’s hope the rookie 3rd round safety will be the “Wright” pick for the Bears’ secondary. How many references to the 1985 Super Bowl winning squad will we hear this season? Paul: At least once per week, and more than enough to make us all hope the Bears win the Super Bowl just so we can stop hearing about 1985. Mick: Listen, I’m not here to cause no trouble. I’m just here to do the important questions facing the Bears in 2010 article. (It’s a lot harder than I thought to incorporate my response to this question in the glorious Super Bowl Shuffle lyrics.) the Eagle Page 8 the Eagle Sports September 2010 Robert Morris University B U T Strange But True ST A N E G R September 2010 More than 1,500 apply to live in Chicago museum CHICAGO: More than 1,500 people have applied to spend a month at Chicago's Museum of Science and Industry. The winner of the promotion will live at the museum _ roaming freely and sleeping in exhibits like the U-505 submarine or the coal mine. Museum officials say they've gotten applications from all 50 states and from as far away as Antarctica and Australia. The applicants range from 18 to 80 years old. The museum plans to pick the semi-finalists this week. The list will eventually be narrowed down to three, and the public will vote in September. The winner gets to live at the museum from Oct. 20 to Nov. 18, as well as $10,000. US police seize cocaine embedded in bologna HOLYOKE, Massachusetts: A man has been arrested after a kilogram of cocaine hidden inside a hollowed-out chunk of bologna was delivered to his home. Holyoke police say they were tipped off by postal inspectors in Puerto Rico who had been investigating similar shipments. A dog confirmed the presence of drugs and the bologna was cut open. The meat was then repackaged and an undercover postal inspector delivered it to a Holyoke address at about 4:45 p.m. Thursday. A woman sitting on the front steps signed for it. Police then executed a search warrant and arrested a 30-year-old man on a cocaine trafficking charge. Police say the cocaine had a street value of $100,000. The investigation is ongoing. Tomatoes appear to have strawberries inside GALESBURG, Ill.: So when his wife, Beverly, cut into one of the tomatoes plucked from his attempt at a backyard garden, he was shocked at what he'd grown. Inside the tomato was what looked to be a strawberry in shape, size and color. And all the tomatoes pulled from this one plant in the garden had the same ``strawberry'' inside. ``It tastes like a really good tomato,'' Wilson said, adding that the strawberry flavor isn't there, but there is a bite of sweetness to the fruit. Whether you call it a ``straw-mato'' or a ``tomberry,'' an apparent strawberry that has grown inside of a tomato, is a phenomenon that has been reported elsewhere. For example, in September 2008, an English newspaper reported that a woman named Ester Walker of Cheltenham, Gloucestershire, also found a straw-mato growing in her garden. A friend of Wilson's, former farmer Jack Eden, said he helped Wilson plant his garden this year. ``I grew up on a farm as a kid, I've been a farmer, but I've never seen anything like this,'' Eden said. The alleged straw-mato plant was purchased from Menards. The plant was labeled a Burpee Salsa Tomato plant, and the other tomato plants of the same variety that Wilson planted yielded ordinary tomatoes. In Wilson's garden in the back of his Galesburg home, there is a strawberry plant about 50 inches away from the tomato plant that yielded the strawmatoes. The strawberry plant did not bear fruit this year, but that doesn't change what Wilson and Eden think happened. ``They were just matin' I guess,'' Eden said with a laugh. One with an average gardening IQ would assume that the straw-mato is a result of 'matin' or cross-pollination: ``The transfer of pollen from one flower to the stigma of another,'' according to Merriam Webster. But an assistant professor in the Biology Department at Knox College, Matthew JonesRhoades, says it would be very difficult for a toma- Robert Morris University to and a strawberry to cross-pollinate. While the tomato is a ``true fruit,'' where only one flower gets pollinated, a strawberry is a ``compound fruit,'' where many flowers need to be pollinated. ``It would be pretty hard to imagine,'' he said of the straw-mato actually coming about. Jones-Rhoades says he's not a tomato expert, but he has a few theories about how Wilson's straw-mato came into existence. ``Maybe there's a variety of tomato that looks like this all the time,'' he said. Another theory is, perhaps, that the plant underwent a spontaneous mutation and now looks the way it does because of it. ``Plants do weird things when the weather gets hot,'' said Kari Houle, Knox County University of Illinois Extension horticulture unit educator. Wilson brought the straw-mato to the Extension office and the staff e-mailed photos of it to Extension Specialist Elizabeth Wahle in Edwardsville. Wahle concluded that the tomato was not a straw-mato but simply a variety called a ``stuffing tomato.'' ``Most stuffing-type tomatoes look like they have a strawberry inside,'' Houle said, referencing Wahle's assessment. ``Just a characteristic of certain cultivars.'' Aside from the Extension office, Wilson also emailed photos of the straw-mato to Burpee, since the freaky fruit grew from a Burpee tomato plant, but they were not interested in a sample. Undeterred, Wilson plans on replanting his straw-mato variety, but not being a gardener, he'll need some help. ``I have no idea how to replant it,'' he said. Jones-Rhoades also thinks that Wilson should replant his straw-mato and see what sprouts next year. ``I'd be curious what would happen,'' he said. Card table dance costs Caesars Palace $250K CARSON CITY, Nevada: Nevada's gaming board has fined Caesars Palace $250,000 for allowing a high-limit baccarat player to dance on a Las Vegas casino card table while the game was being played. The Las Vegas Sun reports that Caesars Palace agreed to the fine announced this week by the state Gaming Control Board. Final Gaming Commission approval is expected next month. The board filed a complaint accusing Caesars of failing to take action to protect the game and the customer. Caesars Palace admits a player in the high-limit baccarat room climbed onto the table three times on Oct. 10 and even placed a bet while standing on the table. Indiana novelty store stops accepting cash FORT WAYNE, Ind.: A Fort Wayne novelty store isn't joking when it tells customers their money is no good there. Owner Dick Stoner says Stoner's Novelty Market will only accept debit or credit cards or checks after his store was robbed at gunpoint last Thursday for the second time in two years. In Thursday's robbery, the gunman tied the clerk's hands behind her back. Stoner says he thought about closing the store, but came up with the alternative after talking to his customers and his son. He said he decided to keep the store open and stop accepting cash. Stoner says only about 25 percent of his sales at the store were paid in cash. Marjorie Stephens of the Better Business Bureau in Fort Wayne said she doesn't know of any other stores that don't accept cash. Reptile experts get stray 'gator in Chicago River CHICAGO: The next time you feel like dipping your toes in the Chicago River beware. Page 9 TRUE A second alligator has been captured from the waterway that winds through downtown Chicago. Children, parents and dog walkers gathered this week to catch a peek of the 3-foot-long reptile in the river on the city's North Side. It was captured Tuesday. A Chicago Herpetological Society volunteer also caught a 2 1/2-foot alligator in the river earlier this month. The society wanted to catch the latest alligator quickly because it wouldn't have been able to survive the harsh Chicago winter. City animal control experts believe both alligators are abandoned pets. Eight-year-old gator-spotter Caleb Berry said Monday he wasn't afraid of the gray-and-gold scaled alligator because it is ``a baby.'' Man shot in head, but notices only 5 years later BERLIN: Police say a man living in Germany was shot in the back of his head, but that it took him five years to realize it. Police said Tuesday that the 35-year-old man was hit by a .22-caliber bullet in the western town of Herne as he was out in the street partying and drunk on New Year's Eve five years ago. They say the man recalled receiving a blow to the head, but told them he didn't seek medical assistance at the time. The bullet did not penetrate the skull, and police say the Polish man only went to see a doctor recently when he felt a lump on the back of his head. An X-ray showed an object under his skin, and doctors operated and found the projectile. Police say it may have been a stray bullet fired by a reveler in celebration. NH judge orders man to stay sober at his wedding PORTSMOUTH, N.H.: A New Hampshire judge is ordering a 30-year-old Greenland man not to drink alcohol at his wedding reception or his rehearsal dinner. The judge issued the order so Thaddeus Zadlo and his sister could both attend the events this weekend. Zadlo was arraigned Monday on a simple assault charge following an alleged Aug. 1 altercation with his sister. The Portsmouth Herald says that after his arrest Zadlo was barred from having contact with his sister. But Zadlo asked a judge Monday to lift the order so his sister could attend the events this weekend. Zadlo told the judge he quit drinking after the incident with his sister. Feds fine Oregon company $30K over 3-letter word MEDFORD, Ore.: A three-letter word may cost one of the nation's oldest air ambulance operators a $30,000 fine. The word is ``our'' a possessive personal pronoun meaning it belongs to us. But the U.S. Department of Transportation says that was the wrong word for Mercy Flights of Oregon to use to describe a helicopter technically owned by another company. The Mail Tribune reports that the helicopter was purchased for Mercy Flights' exclusive use, but a separate company was formed for the deal, and it has ownership on paper. The DOT says Mercy Flights broke laws prohibiting unfair and deceptive practices in the sales of air transportation by saying it is ``our helicopter.'' The nonprofit was fined $30,000 but it will only have to pay half if it avoids other pronoun violations for a year. the Eagle the Skewl Pigeon September Volume 14.09 Ke$ha Comes Clean, Figuratively is By Ryan Bearcrest Chicago Guest Writer I recently had the opportunity to sit down with one of America’s biggest pop stars. I met Ke$ha at the Hard Rock Hotel after Lollapalooza on Saturday night. She was rather inebriated and was emitting an odor reminiscent of a Pilsen back alley, where I presume she had spent the previous night. I will admit, the alcohol fumes emanating from her pores combined with the foul odor that enveloped her made focusing during this interview quite difficult. It even spoiled my appetite. Ryan Bearcrest: How are you doing tonight, Ke$ha? Ke$ha: You’re cute… RB: Thank you…Tell me, when did you first realize you were famous? $: One day I woke up, and I was inside. I knew I had made it big! RB: So you were homeless? $: God no! I just had a habit of waking up outside. When I finally made enough money on record sales, I hired someone to carry me inside whenever I Cool Skewl Blago Bungles Brainy Battle Former governor of Illinois, Rod Blagojevich, has been in a television studio in Chicago filming a new game show for FOX. Hosted by game show veteran Wink Martindale, Are You Smarter Than Rod Blagojevich? pits contestants up against the controversial politician for a chance to win up to $1 million. Blago, who has been making headlines recently for his ongoing court proceedings, came under scrutiny when his attorney stated that the former governor was simply too stupid to have committed the crimes he was convicted of. This gave executives at FOX an idea. Playing off the popularity of the game show Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?, the Blagojevich version quizzes the forsaken politician on ethics and basic gubernatorial law and policy. Contestants then decide whether they believe the governor knows the real answer or not. “We’ve been looking for something new to exploit,” says James Coughlin, Executive Producer for the new show, “We figured, why not exploit the exploiter?” Governor Blagojevich’s troubles began when Barack Obama’s Senate seat opened So Cool blacked out. RB: Sounds gratuitous. $: You sound gratitudinous! RB: … $:[smirks with unwarranted self satisfaction] RB: Explain your name to me. What does it mean? Why the “$” in Ke$ha? $: I’m glad you brought that up. People are so stupid! They keep saying my name wrong. As of today, I want everyone to call me by my real name! RB: … $: … RB: …And that would be?... $: Ke-Dollar Sign-ha. RB: So…you want us to pronounce the dollar sign? Ke-Dollar Sign-ha: Uh-huh. It was at this point that I became rather light headed. Maybe it was the odor, maybe the fumes. Maybe it was the complete and utter perplexity as to how this human being was able to survive this long. As I began to black out, I remember thinking to myself, “I doubt I will wake up from this feeling anything remotely like P. Diddy.” Courtesy of Google By Michael Barry Chicago Staff Writer is up. The governor allegedly took put my kids through college!” advantage of the situation by said Cameron Jordan, the first essentially auctioning off the contestant on the show. vacant seat. The jury is still out, Unfortunately for America, the but one thing is for sure. show will never make it to air. Blagojevich is not letting the “There’s no more room in the publicity go to waste. He has budget for air time,” said already been a contestant on Coughlin. FOX is discussing The Celebrity Apprentice and the possibility of releasing a has appeared on countless talk DVD version of the short lived shows from The View to The game show series should the Late Show with David former governor be convicted Letterman. “Allegedly exploitand sent to prison. What’s next ing the absence of Barack on the plate for Coughlin and Obama is allegedly the best the rest of FOX Network? “We decision I allegedly ever can always try again with made,” Rod Blagojevich Glenn Beck.” allegedly told us in a recent phone interview. Blago’s recent venture into the game show business was short lived. Only 5 episodes of the show were filmed before FOX pulled the plug. “We lost $10 million in contestant winnings alone,” said Wink Martindale, “It didn’t take long for our contestants to figure out the strategy for winning is to simply disagree with Rod. Now I understand what his lawyer was talking about.” “Thanks to Rod Blagojevich, I get to Courtesy of Google Also Inside: Chicago Bears trade Jay Cutler; he is intercepted en route to new team Report: Leaves will fall off trees soon; global warming suspected to be the cause RMU to host documentary filmmaker as he shoots new film “How to Be Late to an 8:00am Class” Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” to earn over $5 million this year; Economists calculate that’s just under $1 million per ab, or $2.5 million per brain cell Chicago embraces new culinary trend: Spam & Nutella Crepes 9 27 36 49 98 the Pigeon Fashion Corner w/ Aubrie Jones Express Yourself It’s that go-to fashion staple that fills closets and drawers around the globe, the never fail t-shirt. Now, there are a plethora of t-shirt types; classic plain, breast pocketed, logo imprinted and greatest of all, the ‘express yourself’ tee. We all have them, shirts with various phrases about ourselves or our opinions screen-printed across our chests. Not just us normal folk wear these tees either, let’s not forget Britney Spears’ “I’ve got the golden ticket” get-up. Occasionally used to represent the greater good of the world, but more commonly used to show the world our exact thoughts. Making the ease of forming a first impression on someone so much easier, now there is no conversation required to get to know an individual, you simply just have to glance at their chest and read their tee. Whether your “not short, just fun sized” or your on “team Kristen” or “team LC”, there is an express yourself tee for your every mood. Forget conversation, in such a rushed society, it only makes sense to speak your mind via cotton. Courtesy of Google “Time Left on Lady Gaga’s 15:00 Minutes of Fame” Corner 00:00:01 E I B M ZO CORNER with Zombie Savant Michael Barry Faithful readers, I am afraid that I have no news for you this month. It’s been quiet. Too quiet. Few of my resources have contacted me in the past few weeks. Those that have are giving me nothing but hearsay about a sighting in Peoria, or mangled cattle outside Sycamore. Nothing definitive or newsworthy has come my way in over a month. I must admit, this has me very concerned. Some would be quick to write this silence off as the end of the ordeal. If the stories are diminishing, then the plague must be losing momentum. Right? Wrong. This has government cover up written all over it. I know there have been attacks. I know the problem is only getting worse. The problem is that the big dogs are interfering. Police and medical records are being sealed. Psyche wards are being quarantined. My feelers are still out there. My informants are telling me to back off. Uncle Sam has stepped in and he is mucking it all up. This isn’t Roswell 1947. This isn’t the time to instill a false sense of security in the minds of the American population. The world should be informed. The world should be scared. I am grateful that there are still many of you out there who can see through the political smoke screen. This is a time for action. The longer we sit around with our thumbs up our noses, the more of a disadvantage we create for ourselves. Aaron Wirth of Chicago asks, “How long does it take for a victim to succumb to the infection?” Unfortunately for you, Aaron, I have little hard data on this particular subject. My personal policy: Don’t wait around to find out. I don’t care who it is. If they’ve been bitten, they gotta go. It may sound cold and heartless, but you have to understand; it’s us or them. However, if you must know, my best estimates, based on police reports, medical data, eye witness accounts, and my own personal experience say it could take anywhere from 5 minutes to 2 hours for a victim to succumb to the infection. Needless to say, this disease works fast. It barely gives you time to make peace with yourself and your sins. Then again, what good is redemption when we are all doomed to hell anyway? The rate of infection seems to depend on the usual factors: age, physical fitness, immunity (though no one is truly immune, some just suffer longer), and of course, severity of injuries. Aaron, I hope you aren’t asking this question for immediate personal reasons. If that’s the case, it’s already too late. I hope you are alive to receive your answer. Please, I beg you; please don’t stop sending your questions. Answering your queries provides me with a type of catharsis that prevents me from losing my sanity entirely. For some of you, I’m the only ally you’ve got. Don’t let it go to waste. Send any and all zombie related questions to [email protected] with “Zombies” in the subject. I need you as much as you need me. Together, we can survive this; for a while at least. If the end comes before our next meeting, I bid you farewell and good luck. Chicago Police Corner Steroid Strong The Chicago Police Department is now mandating that its By Michael Porter officers be injected at least twice a week with a new organic Chicago Guest Writer compound (steroid) known as Anabo. After many casualties within the department, top executives decided that bullet proofing is no longer enough. Policemen (women) are excited about the new regulations and have already begun to put in their orders. “This is something that is long needed…” reported Officer Jules Statham of the 5th ward. It has created newer concerns amongst Chicagoans who believe that too much funding is going into this new action. “This is a waste of taxpayer money…” says Dorothy Brown Clerk of the Cook County Circuit Court. When asked why he approved such a “outlandish” request by the department, Mayor Daley refused to respond. Anabo was developed at the Yamamoto Lab in Sanfrancisco, CA in 2008. It is FDA approved, although the sale is not allowed in stores and cannot be purchased by average Americans. The lab reported that this compound provides all of the positive properties we look for in a steroid without the negative effects. The Department of Defense is targeting the new drug for use in Military services. President Obama says that he will not endorse this plan of action and seeks to prohibit the use of Anabo in Courtesy of Google the U.S.. Culinary Page 12 By Cassandra Petrusevski Orland Park Editor Sweets lovers have united to create a demand for the newest industry trend- cupcakes! Who knew the traditional vanilla or chocolate cupcake could be transformed by utilizing unique flavors such as ginger, marshmallow, coconut, and even pumpkin? Flavorings are not the only innovative idea these cupcake connoisseurs have managed to cook up; various fillings, vegan options, and even a cupcake truck are all part of the experience! Nowadays, intricate cupcakes are replacing the classical desserts found at birthday parties, baby showers, and even weddings! Molly's, Flirty, and Sprinkles are three Chicago bakeries that have banked on the cupcake craze and are continuing to delightfully provide these addicts their fix. Molly's Cupcakes, located at 2536 N. Clark Street in Chicago, IL, was built upon fond memories from the "chief egg cracker" and founder's third grade teacher, Miss Molly, who baked cupcakes from her own special recipe for each student's birthday. Molly’s Cupcakes has the classical flavors, vanilla, chocolate, carrot, and red velvet, matched with your frosting preference of vanilla, chocolate, cream cheese, brown butter, or French buttercream. Molly’s niche is out of the ordinary, center-filled cupcakes such as The Ron Bennington, which is chocolate cake, peanut butter filling, chocolate ganache, and crushed butterscotch topping, The Cookee Monster, a vanilla chocolate chip cake, raw cookie dough center, buttercream frosting, garnished with a mini chocolate chip cookie, and The Mixed Berry, a blueberry cake, raspberry blueberry filling, buttercream frosting, topped with fresh berries, among others. They also have seasonal cupcakes; their summer centerfilled options are a lemon meringue cupcake and a strawberry shortcake cupcake, while September 2010 The Cupcake Era Photo Courtesy of Mollyscupcakes.com A cupcake platter from Molly’s Cupcakes. the winter center-filled menu consists of pumpkin spice, apple pie, and blueberry cheesecake (all in cupcake form, of course). Molly’s also has one premium specialty cupcake, Carrie’s Campfire, which consists of chocolate cake, marshmallow fluff, hot fudge, graham cracker crumbs, and chocolate bar chunks, sound familiar? Keep in mind that each of Molly’s cupcakes, including center-filled, can be turned into 6” or 9” cakes. Although cupcakes are the feature items, Molly’s also serves assorted cookies, brownies, bars, pies, cheesecakes, and ice cream, along with coffees to ease the caffeine cravings as well as the munchies. Mini cupcakes are $1.00 each, or $12.00 for one dozen, traditional cupcakes are $2.00 each, or $22.00 for one dozen, and center-filled cupcakes are $3.75 each, and $41.25 for one dozen. Molly’s Cupcakes also donates part of their profits directly to schools throughout the community and Chicago in order to benefit the local area children. To learn why Molly’s Cupcakes is drawing the largest number of fans according to Time Out Chicago, please visit www.mollyscupcakes.com If you have witnessed a big blue van driving around Chicago or the local suburbs, Flirty Cupcakes has been spotted! Flirty Cupcakes flaunts their slogan, “Cupcakes on Wheels,” proudly; with no walk-in location, these matchless cupcakes can only be purchased by flagging down their signature cupcake truck. Owners, Tiffany and Chris, based their business on childhood memories, chasing an ice cream truck for miles for merely the excitement factor. They soon realized that while adults might not run after an ice cream truck, a cupcake truck could be an entirely different story! Today, cupcake lovers throughout Illinois spend their time following this truck in order to get one of Flirty’s sweet morsels. Flirty Cupcakes’ menu consists of seven original cupcakes, delicious and guaranteed sell outs by the end of each day. The rest of their menu consists of The No Plain Jane, a vanilla cupcake with Italian buttercream frosting, PB&C, a twist from the traditional PB&J with a peanut butter and chocolate cupcake, The Curious George, a banana chocolate cupcake with caramel Italian buttercream frosting, and CBFF, a chocolate cupcake with a Nutella ganache. These cupcakes sell out fast, but luckily Flirty heads back to their kitchens on a regular basis to replenish their stock. One Flirty cupcake is $3.25, or $35.00 for a dozen, mini cupcakes are sold in sampler packages of four for $5.25, or $42.00 for 36 minis. To find out where “big blue” will be heading on a daily basis and why Flirty Cupcakes was listed as one of the top ten things to do this summer by the Chicago Red Eye, visit www.flirtycupcakes.com or check their Facebook at www.facebook.com/flirtycupca kes. Sprinkles, voted America’s best cupcakes by patrons, is located in Beverly Hills at 9635 Little Santa Monica Blvd, they also have locations in Chicago, IL, Dallas, TX, Houston, TX, Newport Beach, CA, Phoenix, AZ, and San Francisco, CA. Between the fall and winter months in 2010-2011, stores their contemporary items that appeal to diverse palates such as their Ginger Lemon cupcake, a spiced ginger cake with lemon cream cheese frosting, the Chai Latte cupcake, spiced Chai-tea cake with Chai-vanilla frosting, and an Orange cupcake, a citrus-y orange cake with orange vanilla frosting, speckled with zest. Don’t worry chocolate lovers, chocolate is a common ingredient found in a majority of their cupcakes. Sprinkles also offers seasonal cupcakes; this year, their summer promotions are The Key Lime cupcake, which is a key lime cake with a vanilla key lime frosting tossed with lime zest, and a Raspberry cupcake, a luscious raspberry cake topped with candied raspberry frosting. Sprinkles Cupcakes has a total menu of 26 cupcakes with new additions continually surfacing. Their cupcakes are $3.25 each, or $36.00 for a dozen. Cupcake accessories and apparel are also sold. To learn more, please visit www.sprinkles.com. It’s obvious that cupcakes have taken over the baking industry; these junkies search day in and day out for the top cupcakes to settle their cravings, and Molly’s, Flirty, and Sprinkles exceed expectations. Each of these shops has their own special characteristic that keep customers coming back Photo Courtesy of Flirtycupcakes.com A sample of cupcakes from Flirty Cupcakes. along with one daily special. Their best sellers, Devil in Disguise, a red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting, The McDreamy, a chocolate cupcake with chocolate filling and cream cheese frosting, and Coconut…Nuts, a vanilla coconut cupcake with a toasted coconut frosting, are sinfully will open in New York, NY, San Diego, CA, and Washington D.C. Sprinkles is known for its huge variety of cupcake flavorings and frostings; they can appeal to all cupcake lovers with their gluten free and vegan options. Along with the traditional cupcake flavorings, Sprinkles pushes the limits with for more, whether it be frosting shooters, appetizing fillings, or moist, succulent cakes, the creative flavors entice cupcake connoisseurs. Don’t hesitate, treat your heart and your hips to something delicious and decide who really has the best cupcakes in Chicago! and restaurants that offer authentic foods. Mexican bakeries sell sweet breads and cookies; Vietnamese shops sell breads or dumpling like sweets filled with fruits, beans and various meats; Chinese shops sell a variety of smoothies and teas; and Italian cafes serve fresh prosciutto and mozzarella sandwiches. These items are offered at all hours and are easy and cheap to enjoy as one is browsing the rest of the stores and shops. For fun inexpensive snacks Leon Nuevo Bakery on W. 18th Street and Chiu Quon Bakery on West Argyle Street are a sure bet for unique treats. Most college students aren’t willing to pay excessive amounts of money in order to enjoy something new when they can go buy themselves a dollar cheeseburger. The good thing about Chicago’s ethnic neighborhoods is the inexpensive prices throughout the restaurants and stores. One can go to the mass majority of the bakeries and find sweet rolls or fresh treats ranging from 30cents to a dollar. Proteins and meats from the stores are also cheaper than your local Jewel or Dominic’s because one would be buying a whole sale item such as the whole fish including insides and the head. Sure it may be a little more work for one to actually prepare a dish, but buying foods like that would also give one a chance to practice working with a whole fish, untrimmed meats, or live shellfish. Another advantage to these diverse areas is how easy it is to commute to them. Nearly all of these neighborhoods are located right off the CTA train stops. This makes it easy for people to transport from their homes to these neighborhoods without the hassle of trying to drive or walk an exceed amount. Chicago offers students a lot of opportunities to go out and explore and learn new things. As a culinary student I personally like exploring the ethnic neighborhoods because it allows me to learn new things like different ingredients and/or techniques used in different regions and they also give me the opportunity to buy foods to experiment with them in the comforts of my own kitchens. Next time you have a break from class or are in the mood for something different just remember all the places you could have an adventure at. Go get some pani puri in Devon, tacos in Little Village, or some bubble tea and sushi from Chinatown. They may not be your average Taco bell or Panda Express but at least you would experience what the real cuisine is like and possibly find your true calling and interests in your career opportunities. Discovering the Culinary Diversity in Chicago By Brittany Hernandez Chicago Guest Writer Being a culinary student in a diverse city like Chicago gives students an advantage to expanding their education and taste for world cuisines. Not only does Chicago have some of the best fine dining establishments and a great reputation for some of its restaurants, Chicago has a wide range of different cultures and ethnic groups, most of them represented in the various ethnic towns such as Little Italy, Chinatown, or Greek town. All inspiring chefs or even the ordinary food enthusiasts should partake in a day trip to any of Chicago’s ethnic towns to browse the supermarkets, eat authentic foods, and educate oneself about the cultures you don’t know about. Ethnic supermarkets are an excellent way to grasp an idea of what different ingredients, the Eagle ranging from produce, proteins or even the can goods, are used in those particular region dishes. Walking into small stores, especially ones in the Asian/Chinese neighborhoods, one will see open crates of whole fish and shellfish stored on ice for customers to choose their dinner for the night or lines of fresh produce that most may not be able to pronounce but serve as a main component in that particular cuisine. Behind the meat counter things like tongue, hearts, and even blood are normal items to purchase. RMU student, Nicole Kosovich stated, “By visiting some of these markets I’ve realized that different cultures and cuisines use more parts of the animals, like whole fishes or parts of beef or pork the modern American would throw away.” Other than the markets and stores, people should take advantage of the local bakeries Robert Morris University Culinary September 2010 By Cassandra Petrusevski Orland Park Editor Chicagoland area dining patrons have almost every style of cuisine at their fingertips. Famous for its abundance of diverse restaurants and fare, Chicago has become a landmark for all things culinary. City slickers and suburbanites alike can be overwhelmed by the variety of dining choices open for business; exasperation takes hold and it becomes tiring to search for a new, innovative restaurant to add to the agenda. Consider this a one-stop shop for restaurants that go above and beyond to offer delectable food and drinks, along with an atmosphere to fit your needs; this is Restaurant of the Month! Casa Margarita offers a plethora of Mexican style menu items that appeal to meat lovers as well as vegetarians. Located in Orland Park, IL at 9549 W. 151st Street, and La Grange, IL at 32 S. La Grange Rd, the col- By Cassandra Petrusevski Orland Park Editor This year, thousands came out to support local businesses, listen to live bands, and sample delicious bites at the annual Taste of Orland Park from Friday, August 6th to Sunday, August 8th. The proud city holds this event each year to give local area restaurants an opportunity to display their most appetizing and popular dishes for restaurant goers all under one roof, (or better yet, tents). Over 15 restaurants partici- By Nicole Young Orland Park Editor In Elk Grove Village, a suburb of downtown Chicago, there is a bakery that is always bustling with homemade pastries. The name is Jorosch Bakery, its located at 35 Arlington Heights Road. Their motto is “Every Bite a Taste of Delight” which is so true. They have everything from wedding cakes, specialty cakes, tortes, cookies, bread, buns and pies. They also have really good service. All of them are great, you can taste the love and care that they put into their food. They also have specials which are different all through the week. Mondays they have Pastry Sticks, Tuesday is cherry Page 13 Restaurant of the Month: Casa Margarita orful decor of the restaurant can be recognized from miles away. Start the meal off with one of their infamous margaritas or the popular Mexican beer, Corona; if those do not suit your taste, Casa Margarita can shake up other tropical favorites such as daiquiris, mai tais, and pina coladas along with numerous domestic and imported beers. Chips and salsa, a must at every Mexican restaurant, is brought to the table immediately while guests ponder over the menu. Their botanas, or appetizers, consist of assorted prized Mexican hits like nachos smothered in melted Chihuahua cheese, frijoles, tomatoes, green onions, sour cream, and guacamole, or quesadillas stuffed with melted Chihuahua cheese and your preference of ground beef, chicken, or chorizo. For the main course, Casa Margarita has a distinct menu highlighting classic Mexican style chicken, beef, seafood, and vegetarian dishes such as fajitas and burritos, along with specialized plates. other Mexican favorites such as Tostadas, an open face taco on a crisp tortilla shell, Flautas, corn tortillas filled with shredded beef or chicken and deep fried, and unique styles of enchiladas are also featured on the menu along with a combo option for those diners who want a little Their traditional variety. Mexican soup, comprised of a spicy chicken broth, thinly sliced veggies, pulled chicken, and macaroni noodles is served complimentary with the purchase of any entree. To finish off the experience, Casa Margarita's postres, or desserts, are second to none. Casa's fried ice cream, vanilla bean ice cream rolled in cinnamon and coconut flakes and sat on top a fried, cinnamon tortilla shell finished with whipped cream and chocolate sauce, is their best seller. Flan, vanilla flavored egg custard, and Sopapillas, lightly fried dough sprinkled with cinnamon sugar, chocolate syrup, and whipped cream are also two favorites on the menu. Casa Margarita provides the ideal environment for a stress free lunch or dinner with family and friends; the lively music, energetic, friendly staff, and the delicious food and drinks show- case the commitment Casa Margarita has to their customers. For a few good drinks, authentic Mexican dishes, and an overall exciting environment, Casa Margarita is the place to be. To view their entire menu, or for more information, visit their website: www.casamargarita.com. pated at the Taste of Orland Park, each offering their own unique creations. From American to Indian, Mexican to Chinese, and Mediterranean to Ireland, diverse ethnic menus were available to customers. No portion was over $4.00, with some items being as low as $1.00! Local American classics such as Culver's, Fatburger, Hienie's McCarthy's, and Oberweis, were featured selling a variety of items, some being burgers, ice cream, and a whole lot of fried delicious-ness. Italy was represented by Cafe Gaston, Old Town Pizza, Palermo's, and Papa Joe's; chicken tetrazzini, pizza slices, chicken bow tie pasta, and the famous desserts tiramisu, gelato, and lemon ice were dishes served amongst others. Plaza Cafe and Kismet delivered a taste of Greece via pork and chicken shish kabobs, Greek salad, gyros, baklava, and the heart stopping deep fried cheesecake. Burrito Jalisco presented their authentic Mexican menu with tostadas and taco dinners, as well as their signature burrito; Mo's Chinese Kitchen dished up their combos that included chicken fried rice, egg rolls, and sweet and sour chicken along with their fresh fruit smoothies. Sam Maguire’s brought patrons some Irish comfort food which included their corned beef sandwich and Reuben rolls among other bites, and Taj Mahal served up some spice with their Indian cuisine, showcasing dishes such as chicken biryanee, spicy chicken wings, and veggie samosa. Other Orland Park favorites, Rock Bottom and RC Mulligan's, joined the fun by preparing classics such as braised short ribs with mashed potatoes, turkey and chicken legs, and carrot cake. Cooper's Hawk also demonstrated their culinary expertise with jambalaya, over the border egg rolls, and chocolate covered strawberries, not to mention their renowned homemade wine. The Taste of Orland brought together various cuisines for three nights full of food, drinks, and fun. The dates for next year's Taste of Orland are yet to be determined, but do not fret, the same delicious local favorites will be back to serve you, their loyal dining patrons, year after year. slices, elephant ears, donut holes. Wednesday is French donuts. Thursday is Raspberry Walnut slices, Elephant Ears, Donut holes, and cream horns. And Friday is French donuts again. For the cakes you can choose what type of cake, frosting, filling, then also the size of the cakes that you would like. All of the cakes are like are extremely good. The cookies are amazing and they have many different kinds from chocolate chip, butter cookies, hand dipped sprinkle oatmeal raisin, sugar, and smiley face cookies. The sprinkles that they have are chocolate and rainbow. They come in all different sizes to satisfy your sweet tooth or whatever craving that you have. The coffee cakes are great too. They offer fifty different types of coffee cake. That’s a whole lot, but for everyone that has a taste for whatever one they would like to eat. They range from apple strudel to chocolate chip and everywhere in between. They also make pastries that are good to eat for breakfast. For instance the freshly made doughnuts, muffins and kolackies which is a polish pastry. They also make pretzel shaped doughnuts which I thought where pretty cool and unique for them. If you just want to eat one or two you should go for the miniature pastries. Some of the miniature things that they make range from éclairs and cream puffs to brownies and pettit fours, which for the people that don’t know it is like a little cake. These are good if you don’t want a lot of dessert to eat. Now let’s talk about their bread and buns that they make. They are all amazing. The bread ranges from raisin to Pumpernickel to French bread. The one type of bread that they are known for is their rye bread. They also make their own types of buns, for instance, hot dog and hamburger buns and dinner rolls. This is kinda cool because you never really see bakeries making buns for a grill out. Most bakeries just focus on one thing like sweet stuff but nothing that you would eat at a grill out. The last type of thing that they make is pies. They have ten different pies ranging from fruit to chocolate to mincemeat pie. The pies are awesome. The crust they make is really flaky and not as hard as a rock which most people prefer. The service is good too. It looks like they take care of their customers. They always have a smile on their faces as you walk through the door. As you can see they make a lot of stuff. Everything that they make is amazing in its own way. They put a lot of love and care into them and you can tell when you put it into your mouth, when it melts and your mouth it is like you were in heaven. Their motto really does go with everything that they make. If you want to see more of what types of things they make you could go to www. Jaroshbakery.com. Casa Margarita in Orland Park and LaGrange. Taste of Orland Park Delights City Robert Morris University Top Bakery in the Suburbs the Eagle Page 14 Arts & Entertainment The “Other Guys” Win The Piranha Craze September 2010 By Kristi Grawin Chicago Guest Writer When a new preview comes out for all to see and the lead role is fulfilled by none other than Will Ferrell himself, I am the first person to say “pass”. However there was something about “The Other Guys” that had caught my eye. Maybe it was the action clips shown on TV, or that Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson is in the movie. It’s possible it was both aspects that made me curious about this cinematic feature. The actors in this film seem to be a bit random and last minute. There is everyone and more in this movie. It goes from Samuel L. Jackson, to Eva Mendez. But starting with Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell, it’s definitely a bit of a strange combination when you think about it. Something about the way the script was written and how they each portrayed their characters just fit. Most of the movie they fight like little children. Yet again, it somehow just worked. Will Ferrell playing Allen Gamble, probably the most awkward man to carry a police badge. He’s a very safe “don’t take risks” kind of guy who finds comfort sitting behind a desk all day. While on the other hand Mark Wahlberg’s character, Terry Hoitz, is quite the opposite. Terry is a super angry man that wants nothing but to be the best at his job and impress everyone while out in the field. Will Ferrell in my book is a one trick By Nicole Koshovich Chicago Guest Writer Stars of “The Other Guys” Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell. pony. He’s always the cocky guy who loves to create uncomfortable moments. This time he seemed to prove me wrong with a rather convincing performance as this shy outcast that almost makes the awkward situations funny. Mark Wahlberg also proved me wrong. His acting was surprisingly believable and well, funny for a guy that usually plays a more serious role. Overall there wasn’t much bad acting for a movie I had expected less from. The plot of this film was a basic crime movie with a few funny add-ons. The base of this story was the underdog cops trying to step up their career and prove to everyone else that they know what they are doing. It was pretty easy to follow along with, which was a plus because you didn’t miss the humor that took place in between the explosions and fighting. The plot had a surprising amount of depth to it but it was well laid out. The story line and plot get thumbs up from me. Walking into this movie theater I really had expected a complete flop of a movie that would have been a waste of my time. But I can honestly say I am almost happy I went to see it. It made me laugh pretty hard numerous times, and when the humor wasn’t happening it kept my attention with just enough action. This movie (even though Will Ferrell is in it) took me by surprise and I enjoyed sitting through what I think was a good length and it knew when to end without cutting the details short. “The Other Guys”, way to go. Book Review: “Fallen” by Lauren Kate By Nicole Koskovich Chicago Guest Writer When entering a new school, it’s difficult to try to connect with the other students; but when you’re entering a reform school after being accused by everyone, including your parents, of murdering your boyfriend in a fire accident, it is extremely difficult. When Luce Price enters Sword and Cross after a fatal fire that took her boyfriend and her long dark locks, she finds herself alone and questioning her own memory. Luce quickly learns that connections from the outside world are detached besides one measly fifteen minute phone the Eagle call a week. After orientation she stumbles into a crowd of moody teenagers with major problems. In a few hours Luce lands herself in the most notorious crowd of the school, or so it seems to her. In a day she becomes torn between Cam, who would do anything for her, and Daniel, the boy that flipped her off the first time she saw him. The attraction she feels for Daniel is something deeper and possibly more treacherous than his dangerously good looks, but whenever she tries to take a step towards him, Daniel takes two back. When things suddenly change with Luce and Daniel’s relationship, Luce’s world is thrown upside-down. Luce seems to have to let go completely of everything she knew and thought she knew for someone that can’t seem to make up his mind. Lauren Kate’s second novel shows off her ability to build the suspense until one can’t take it anymore. The intimate details Kate gives the reader has them itching and wanting for more. With connections and allusions in the novel that make the reader wish they had read Paradise Lost by John Milton in high school like the kids at Sword and Cross. Kate created a story that has the reader questioning what is really happening till the last page. Fallen has everything a young-adult romance needs; passion, rebellion, and anguish. Angels have never been as devious as they are in Fallen. It has the reader asking themselves; would you fall from paradise for your one true love? With the release of Piranha 3D on August 20th, the public are starting to see more of this fish of which has been forgotten about. The movie takes place at normal lake destination spot that has an infestation of prehistoric piranha. Even though Piranha 3D takes the situation to the extreme, having the piranha be the size of a Labrador and eating a human whole in one bite. The real fish can do some major damage if they manage to bite you because the piranha has tiny sharp triangular teeth with double cusped jaws; which are perfect for a rapid puncture into the flesh of their prey. The Ozarks, the Midwestern vacation destination, is the real life situation that Piranha 3D demonstrates, well without the giant prehistoric part. It seems that over night the Ozarks became dangerous with an invasion of piranhas. There are many theories to how and why the piranhas got into the Ozarks. One speculation that is roaming through the town of Blue Springs, Missouri, is that someone thought it would be funny at a party. The fish were presumably taken out of an aquarium of a house while the person was intoxicated with their friends. Blue Springs, a town in Missouri, that has the population of roughly 50,000 people where the Ozarks is one of the vacation spots for them and the local fisherman. A lot of the fishermen attempt to attach these carnivorous fish, but over the past five years only few have actually been caught. The true story behind the appearance of the piranha is that local residents of the Ozarks region have piranhas as pets will set them free when they outgrow their tanks. This is according to a self proclaimed piranha fanatic, Curtis Dorton, who has done a lot of research on the devilish fish. He also mentioned that they survive in the cooler waters because in the winters some parts of the lakes don’t get below 55 degrees, and the piranhas need the water to be above 50 degrees to survive. With the growing number of people learning about the piranha they have started taking more precaution when going into the waters, but it isn’t stopping them from entering, just freaking out when they feel a tickle on their toes. The piranhas haven’t reached large numbers of population in the lake yet, but it is increasing as further residents release them into the wild. With the knowledge of these fish came popular spooky stories and urban legends, like the remake movie Piranha 3D, which opened on August 20th, depicts. The movie is about a cave that is opened because of an earthquake underneath a lake and releases prehistoric piranhas that are carnivorous in a major way. The movie has some semi well known actors, like Jessica Szohr from television series Gossip Girl and Christopher Lloyd from My Favorite Martian. Like most of the new movies coming out they have put it in the 3rd dimension, which for a lot of the movies pointless. It is fun when you get to wear the glasses, which have been updated from the flimsy paper ones from the eighties to Ray-Ban® glasses that don’t have the two different colors and actually look pretty cool. It is more about the experience than the movie itself sometimes when it comes to making it a movie 3D, they also get to charge you more money. What Happened to Wonder Woman? By Lissy Pfister Chicago Staff Writer Most comic book characters have gone through some sort of small make over or costume change throughout their careers. Cat woman is probably the most changed character, having started out as a woman in a dress and cat mask. But there are some beloved characters that have stayed the same since their inception; Wonder Woman is one of those characters. Since her first appearance in 1941her costume has stayed relatively unchanged. The red bustier and blue shorts with stars has been donned by Wonder woman and emulated by many for conventions and Halloween alike. This is why when the comic #600 was released with Wonder Woman wearing black leggings there was much international press. For a character that is suppose to be reminiscent of the Amazons or early mythology she certainly is starting to look like an angst teen trying to piss off her parents. Wonder Woman has always been a representation of female empowerment. With this new costume Dc comics and the illustrator, Jim Lee seem to be covering her up which makes no sense to me. How is she supposed to kick evil butt if she can’t move those supper fab legs? The new look was released to some seriously mixed reviews but for the most part the comic community seems to miss it’s old Wonder Woman, and I miss my old hero. Robert Morris University Voices & Opinions September 2010 Simple Ways to Keep Love Strong By Karla Navarro Chicago Guest Writer Like many of us know, arguments arise in relationships and eventually breakups come along. Ups and downs also arise in relationships that many don’t know how to handle, but small insignificant things that many people don’t take into consideration can be done to keep a relationship strong and alive. Have you ever stopped and wondered what you could do to keep your relationship strong? Studies have shown that little things like communication, honesty, acceptance, and trust can be some of the few things that can help better your relationship. Not many of us would even think that by just having a good conversation with our partner could make a difference. A website called Chickperspective.com provided people with a survey on line to determine how a relationship is perceived. One of the questions asked in the survey was: "Tell me how you feel about the communication process in your current (or most recent) relationship?" more than 61% felt "strained" or felt it was "impossible" to talk to their partner. Many conversations ended up in disagreement or even strong argument where they ended up not being able to look eye to eye. The same website asked the same people what they would like to change in their relationship, more than 62% said they would like it to be more of an “open mind set” when talking with their partner. The majority of relationships lack communications skills. This is the main reason for the majority of breakups. Like this survey obviously stated, many would like to have a companion that is “less judgmental” and more “open-minded” to new possibilities. Accepting your partner the way they are and being able to cope with the differences is another good way to keep the love strong. We all know that no one is perfect and that if you try hard to look for the perfect person you will eventually fail. You can say you have found that perfect someone that you love and loves you back, but eventually you find the smallest little flaw in them that would probably end your relationship if you don’t learn how to deal with it or communicate it with your partner. According to Durance, Meaghan author of “Ten way to keep your relationship strong” no two minds work the same but if they are put together they can find strengths in them that can make them both stronger and they can also find weaknesses that make them stronger if they work together to improve on them. Another good factor to keeping a relationship strong would be trust. Many may have quoted that Trust is the foundation of a relationship and once you lose that trust you lose your relationship. It becomes difficult to gain someone’s trust even after a long time in a relationship, but according to Laurie Pawlik-Kienlen in her article “Healthy ways to say I Love You”, She suggests Forgive, Forget. She talks about how partners should not bring up the past and just move into the future. Greater disagreements can be developed from bringing up the past. Someone that is trying to develop a good working relationship that will be stable and long lasting should consider having a good communication pattern with his or her partner. If you have a partner that you are trying to work out something with, these simple steps should be considered to make the relationship stronger. If you already have good communication skill with your partner consider finding weaknesses that you both can work on to make the relationship stronger. It’s not always about giving yourself up in intimacy, but understanding why you are together. Submit to Voices & Opinions! Do you have an issue you want to sound off on? A passion you want to talk about? Then submit to the Student Opinions section! E-mail submissions either in the body of an e-mail or as an MSWord attachment to: [email protected] Robert Morris University A Single Mom Juggling it All By Amanda McDonnell Chicago Guest Writer Being a single mother is not easy, but going to school and also having a job on top of that makes it even harder. How does a person do this? The one thing that has made it possible is help. There is so much help out there that most women don’t even know about. Sometimes people can have too much pride, and thinking that getting help from the state is desperate. The fact is though that help is there for a reason. Everyone needs a little help from time to time, and getting help to pay for the little things to make it through is not desperate, it is taking care of that child. Food stamp benefits to pay for the groceries every month, and not just a little bit of the groceries, but all of them. A single mother with one child will get 367 dollars a month for food stamps. When the mother is working though, it will decrease, but not much. Without a job there is still options. They may not be wonderful, but a mother can also receive cash assistance. It is not an easy process, and going to parenting classes is required, but until the child is one, they will not make the mother look Page 15 for a job. This comes in as 318 dollars a month for a single mother with one child. Insurance is always something to worry about, but Medicaid will provide insurance for the child and the mother. The insurance is pretty good too, especially for the child. The next big hurdle that many single mothers would be worried about would be day care. How can a single mom possibly pay for school, and pay for day care. Well, there is a program for that as well. In the state of Illinois it is called 4-C, and they will even pay a family member to watch the child. For a non-licensed person watching the child, the payment is very for low, but for someone who is licensed the payment will cover the amount of day care. Once the mother has applied they will help find a day care for the child in the area that the mother lives. What about a home for the child? There is also housing available. It is called section 8 housing. This is the one thing that will take the longest to wait for. The mother has to make many phone calls to all of the apartment complexes that will support section 8 housing. This process can take a long time, and there is a waiting list involved that can be up to two years, so while waiting the mother and child can hopefully find a friend or a family member to live with until that option becomes available. The difficulty of raising a child alone is complicated, and even someone without a child can see that. Getting an education is important, and the mother needs to work hard while school is an option for her. There is so much help out there, but the person that needs the help just needs to really go out and get it. The hardest part is applying, and then waiting for all of it to come through. It takes some time, but when it is over, it is all worth it. Without a father in the picture, at least half the time makes it hard, and that child is dependent on the mother. The government makes it a little easier on a single mother to go to school. This may all seem like a lot, but basically just knowing that there are so many options out there for help can make the decision to start school and finish it a little easier. Once school is over, and there is a better paying job for the mother, the child will have a better life as well. Anything is always possible. “Airplanes” by B.o.B. featuring Hayley Williams. Coming for my background of Rock and Heavy Metal where music is almost as important as the lyrics themselves, this “Airplanes” is an abomination to music itself. Lyrics are super critical, whether it’s giving a message or telling a story. “Airplanes,” however, should be erased from anything close to the term music. It seems like music nowadays is anything where any mindless simplistically attractive noise which is looped for someone to sing too is now called music. Lyrically it is made easy for the mind to be tricked into absorbing whether this being a good or bad thing is anyone’s opinion. Now after my biased thrash- ing of this genre/style of what is now popular, I will give some just to it. Speaking solely on this song at the moment. Lyrically it isn’t for those who would fall into the status of mentally unfunctional but also does something that is very uncommon for any music, it starts off with the chorus which I find to be a very intriging idea in itself and impressive to a certain degree. Also there does happen to be songs that though having no musical quality whatsoever do happen to have mindful and thoughtout messages and good metaphors as well. Unfortunately this does seem to be not often a common find. Do you still remember to pretend that airplanes are shooting stars? statements, have brought the mustache to its current popularity. Today’s youth yearns to look older and seem more mature and therefore represent the look of their parents at their age. In the 1970s, the thick, burly mustache was known to instantly bring up your social status amongst your friends and “the ladies”. Nowadays, kids want to replicate that look, to stand out and be unique. There are many different styles of mustaches. The most common is the “Chevron,” a thick and wide mustache, usually worn long to cover the top border of the upper lip. Another favorite is the “Handlebar” that slightly curls at the ends to represent the handles of our bikes as a child. But others that are rarer and harder to obtain include the “Imperial,” a large mustache growing from both the upper lip and cheeks, whiskers from the cheeks are styled pointing upward, and the “Dali,” a narrow mustache with long points bent or curved steeply upward. Named for artist Salvador Dali Mustaches have often received ridicule and been scoffed at by mainstream thinkers. But nowadays, mainstream is something to be mocked. It’s cool to be unique or a weirdo. Mustaches are more than just facial hair, they’re a statement. They say, “I am not afraid to be different.” Hipsters brought back this lovely trend and for that, I thank them. How I Hate “Airplanes” By Timothy Rampey Chicago Guest Writer “Can we pretend that airplanes / In the night sky / Are like shooting stars / I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now) / Can we pretend that airplanes, / In the night sky / Are like shooting stars / I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)” Now what has music come to nowadays? Can a song that has no music become the most popular if it can simply embed itself into your poor unwilling memory. Has music been melted down into an ever cycling track that is just sung too with no real beat? This is some of the few explains as why I hate The Rise of the American Mustache By Kristopher Ray Chicago Guest Writer Mustaches have been an integral part of American culture ever since the inception of this country. This is apparent as of recent times and trends. Upper-lip hair has many different styles and purposes. Some people use it to hide unsightly pimples or imperfections, as others wear them to impress the opposite sex, or in some cases, the same one. They can also add a touch of class to a gentleman’s face. Whatever their purpose, mustaches have seen a recent rise in today’s society. And I fully support them. Hipsters, or young adults that take on vintage looks or make trendy fashion the Eagle Where to SEPTEMBER Hyde Park Jazz Festival By Sonia Diaz Bensenville Editor Hyde Park will celebrate their fourth annual Jazz Festival on September 25, 2010. This festival gathers large numbers of crowds bringing together families and friends from all ages to have a good time and to enjoy a 13 hours of music and all for a good price, FREE. This festival starts at 1pm and goes until 2 am and it is all jazz music indoors and outdoors performances. It opens at James W. Wagner Main Stage located on the Midway Plaisnace and it ends with a Midnight Jam session on 59th Street. According to the festival website, “It is true – Jazz is flourishing across its ancestral Chicago home.” Located on the south side of Chicago, Paul Cornell was the founder of this park in the 1850s and it was close to the Illinois Central Railroad, which is on the south side of the city. Hype Park has hosted this festival for four years now giving its audience an exceptional experience. This festival will bring more than 30 performances in 13 of Hyde Park's cultural venues and it offers their audience more than 150 musicians along with new artists. Artists such as Josh Moshier & Mike Lebrun Quintet, Josh Moshier plays the keyboard and Michael Lebrun plays the saxophone, both were born in Chicago in the 1980s and their music and style is all about jazz. Another presentation by talented artists is by CALJE who will feature Darwin Noguera and Victor Garcia, CALJE stands for Chicago Afro-Latin Jazz Ensemble. According to www.calje.org, this group “was formed in efforts to fuse the musical treasures of Afro-Latin American music and Jazz as well as musicians from Chicago’s diverse Latin and Jazz community.” Tammy McCann another great Jazz artist will also bring her talent to the festival. According to her website (Tammycann.com), Power and Versatility - the vocals of Chicago native Tammy McCann provide both qualities in a variety of musical settings; Singing in Italian, French, and German has brought McCann to stages around the world.” This festival will bring a diverse background of Jazz music together. This festival is not only offering the sounds of Jazz but also according to the festival website, “the Hyde Park Jazz Festival announces a new partnership this year with the World Music Festival: Chicago, a multi-venue, one-week festival showcasing both traditional and contemporary music from diverse cultures across the world.” Chicago Latin Music Festival Latin music genres that include salsa, reggaeton, mariachi, norteña, Spanish pop y más. September 17th-18th Millennium Park Free Admission Robert Morris University Be: 2010 Chelsea Handler Chelsea Handler, star of the E! show “Chelsea Lately” will be performing her Standup routine. DATE: September 25th-26th LOCATION: Chicago Theater 175 North State Street PRICE: $55-$75 This will be the 14th running of the Chicago Half Marathon & 5K. This is the 5th largest half marathon in the U.S. For more information, visit www.chicagohalfmarathon.com/ Eli’s Cheesecake Festival A music festival benefitting the New Horizon Center for the Developmentally Disabled and The Greater Chicago Food Depository. September 25th-26th 6701 West Forest Preserve Drive Free Admission Oktoberfest Chicago The Seventh Annual Chicago Oktoberfest. This year the festival will be held entirely outdoors in a beer garden fashion. Festival goers can expect to experience homemade bratwurst, German bands, the music of top area headliner bands, activities for kids and of course lots of great beer! September 24th-26th 3000 North Lincoln Avenue $5 Admission the Eagle