The Yeast of Your Worries!
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The Yeast of Your Worries!
The Yeast of Your Worries! A Yeast Infection Survival Handbook by Erica Zelfand A zine A zine for those for those seeking seeking a second a second opinion. opinion. Made Made in Montreal, in Montreal, Winter Winter 2006. 2006. Research Research and text and text by Erica by Erica Zelfand Zelfand ([email protected]) ([email protected]) Herbology Herbology section section by Melina by Melina Hoffman Hoffman All photos All photos fromfrom 10001000 Nudes: Nudes: A History A History of Erotic of Erotic Photography, Photography, 1839-1939, 1839-1939, ISBN ISBN 3822847682, 3822847682, except except for the forphoto the photo on page on page 27, 27, which which is from is from http://pregnantearth.com/FoEl.jpg) http://pregnantearth.com/FoEl.jpg) Table Tableof ofContents Contents Introduction Introduction Thank ThankYou, You,From FromthetheBottom Bottomof My of MyVagina Vagina ment ment at McGill at McGill University: University: ...for...for the the enthusiasm, enthusiasm, the the support, support, the the resources, resources, andand for for creating creating a safe a safe space space for all forwomen all women on campus. on campus. Doctor Doctor EricEric Doringer: Doringer: ...for...for helping helping me me when when I satI sat in your in your office, office, frustrated frustrated andand teary-eyed, teary-eyed, for for helping helping me me learn learn more more about about my my body, body, for for answering answering my my questions, questions, for for helphelphealheal in ain way a way thatthat maintains maintains my my ing ing me me integrity. integrity. TheThe Employees Employees andand Volunteers Volunteers at at the the Boulder Boulder Food Food Co-Op: Co-Op: ...for...for sharing sharing withwith me me youryour advice advice My My Parents: Parents: andand recipes recipes andand sauerkraut. sauerkraut. ...for...for making making me me exist, exist, for for helping helping me me pay pay for alternative for alternative doctors doctors andand nat-nat- Timothy: Timothy: not not covered covered by health by health ...for...for uralural treatments treatments youryour inexhaustible inexhaustible patience, patience, insurance. insurance. For For patiently patiently supporting supporting my myyouryour enthusiasm enthusiasm for for learning, learning, andand youryour newnew radical radical pursuits, pursuits, andand for for standing standingsupport. support. For For asking asking questions, questions, for for back back withwith gaping gaping eyeseyes when when youyou didn’t didn’twithholding withholding judgement, judgement, for for loving loving me me understand, understand, honoring honoring thatthat youryour little littlethrough through eight eight Yeast Yeast Infections. Infections. babybaby needs needs to walk to walk her her ownown path. path. Melina Melina Hoffman: Hoffman: Jessica: Jessica: ...for...for hooking hooking up the up the herbology herbology ...for...for helping helping me me lighten lighten up, up, andand for forsection section of this of this zine.zine. relentless relentless interest interest andand undivided undivided sup-sup- YouYou rock, rock, mama! mama! port. port. For For adding adding some some humor humor to my to my life.life. ut, TheThe Union Union for for Gender Gender EmpowerEmpowe 30 30 page4 page4 Chapter Chapter OneOne Why Why Me,Me, Why Why Me?Me? pagepage 5 5 Chapter Chapter TwoTwo TheThe Wise Wise Woman Woman pagepage 7 7 Chapter Chapter Three Three FeedFeed Yourself, Yourself, Mama: Mama: TheThe DietDiet for for Women Women Fighting Fighting Yeast Yeast Infections Infections pagepage 10 10 It’s It’s Okay! Okay! There’s There’s StillStill Plenty Plenty to Eat! to Eat! pagepage 14 14 Fun,Fun, EasyEasy to Prepare, to Prepare, YoniYoniFriendly Friendly Recipes Recipes pagepage 16 16 Chapter Chapter FourFour Sleep Sleep pagepage 17 17 Chapter Chapter FiveFive TheThe Pet Pet youyou Never Never Knew Knew youyou Had: Had: Feeding Feeding andand Cleaning Cleaning YourYour Vagina Vagina pagepage 18 18 Chapter Chapter Six Six I Just I Just Wanna Wanna Make Make Love Love to You: to You: Sex Sex andand Yeast Yeast Infections Infections pagepage 22 22 Chapter Chapter Seven Seven Making Making an Informed an Informed Decision Decision about about Over-the-Counter Over-the-Counter andand Prescription Prescription Medication Medication pagepage 24 24 Chapter Chapter Eight Eight Melina’s Melina’s Herbology Herbology Corner Corner pagepage 26 26 Nine Nine Chapter Chapter Other Other Resources Resources on Yeast on Yeast Infections, Infections, Low-Sugar/Low-Acid Low-Sugar/Low-Acid Diets, Diets, andand WomWomen’sen’s Health Health pagepage 27 27 In Closing In Closing pagepage 29 29 Thank Thank YouYou pagepage 30 30 Why Whya aZine Zineabout aboutYeast YeastInfections? 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(And (And lovelove I needed I needed to listen to listen up. up. youryour beautiful beautiful self...) self...) I still I still get get the the desperate desperate drive drive to dito di- 29 29 BOOKS BOOKS information information on healing on healing all kinds all kinds of ailof ailOurOur Bodies, Bodies, Ourselves: Ourselves: A New A New Edition Editionments, ments, justjust by changing by changing youryour diet.diet. TheThe for afor New a New Era.Era. Boston Boston Women’s Women’s Col-Col- information information contained contained within within Healing Healing lective lective (ISBN: (ISBN: 0743256115). 0743256115). withwith Whole Whole Foods Foods draws draws on both on both Chi-ChiMedicine Medicine andand Western Western research research ~ This ~ This is a is great a great resource resource for women’s for women’s nesenese to address the the whole whole spectrum, spectrum, from from health health andand political, political, social, social, andand commucommu-to address nity-oriented nity-oriented non-dogmatic non-dogmatic feminism feminism nutrition nutrition basics basics to herbal to herbal treatments treatments through through the the lenslens of sexuality. of sexuality. I think I think for mental for mental illness illness andand AIDS. AIDS. every every woman woman should should ownown thisthis book. book. Chronic Chronic Candidaisis: Candidaisis: TheThe Yeast Yeast Syn-Syndrome. by Michael by Michael T. Murry, T. Murry, N.D. N.D. Complete Complete Candida Candida Yeast Yeast Guidebook: Guidebook: drome. Everything Everything YouYou Need Need to Know to Know About About (ISBN: (ISBN: 076150821X). 076150821X). Prevention, Prevention, Treatment Treatment & Diet & Diet by Jane by Jane ~ Candida ~ Candida is a is lota more lot more thanthan the the oc- ocMarie Marie Martin. Martin. (ISBN: (ISBN: 0761527400). 0761527400). casional casional Yeast Yeast Infection. Infection. It also It also causes causes ~ This ~ This is a is good a good resource resource for learning for learning gas,gas, fatigue, fatigue, depression, depression, irritability, irritability, more more about about Candida Candida alcibans alcibans (the(the most mostcravings cravings for carbohydrates, for carbohydrates, andand so on. so on. common common source source of Yeast of Yeast Infections). Infections). ThisThis is a is good a good guide guide for learning for learning more more It’s It’s full full of great of great tipstips on how on how to keep to keep a a andand for helping for helping yourself yourself healheal naturally. naturally. vagina-happy vagina-happy diet,diet, withwith recipes, recipes, sug-sugZINES gestions gestions for substitutes, for substitutes, andand eveneven foodfood ZINES HotHot Pants: Pants: Do Do it Yourself it Yourself Gynecology. Gynecology. shopping shopping advice. advice. Distributed Distributed by Blood by Blood Sisters: Sisters: www. www. BloodSisters.org.1 877 877 733 ZONE. 733 ZONE. c/o c/o TheThe Vagina Vagina Monologues Monologues by Eve by Eve Ensler. Ensler.BloodSisters.org.1 ElleElle Corazon, Corazon, 176 176 Bernard Bernard West, West, MonMon(ISBN: (ISBN: 0375756981). 0375756981). ~ Based ~ Based on Ensler’s on Ensler’s one-woman one-woman play,play, treal, treal, Quebec Quebec H2T H2T 2K2,2K2, Canada. 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I thought I thought of the of theedied edied by acceptance. by acceptance. Yeast Yeast Infections, Infections, of the of professor the professor whowho hadhad recently recently come come ontoonto me.me. I thought I thought of the of the ThatThat being being said,said, I think I think thatthat partpart of of timetime I was I was eighteen eighteen in the in the woods, woods, of the of thewhywhy women women get YI’s get YI’s maymay havehave something something timetime I was I was sixteen. sixteen. I thought I thought of my of painmy pain-to do to with do with suppressed suppressed pain.pain. I ask I ask my my sis- sisful periods, ful periods, of my of my shame, shame, of my of my shame. shame. I Itersters reading reading thisthis zinezine to love to love themselves, themselves, thought thought of my of my anger anger for being for being ashamed, ashamed,to accept to accept themselves, themselves, and and to reach to reach out out to to my my anger anger at letting at letting myself myself be violated. be violated. I Iothers others so that so that we may we may holdhold eacheach other other in a in a thought thought of the of the gynecologist. gynecologist. latticework latticework of love of love and and acceptance. acceptance. If you If you Something Something happened happened thatthat afternoon afternoonhavehave a gynecologist a gynecologist whowho doesn’t doesn’t treattreat you you thatthat I still I still havehave not not beenbeen ableable to eloquently to eloquentlyas aashuman a human being being (as opposed (as opposed to atoyoni a yoni explain. explain. TheThe onlyonly word word for the for experience, the experience,withwith a number), a number), findfind another another one.one. Sur-Suras mundane as mundane as itas may it may sound, sound, is “religious.” is “religious.”round round yourself yourself withwith people people and and things things thatthat I shared I shared my findings my findings withwith the group, the group, which whichempower empower youryour beautiful beautiful self.self. 8 8 yeast, yeast, theythey alsoalso wipewipe out out all of all the of theDiflucan. Diflucan. I do, I do, however, however, have have a few a few “good “good bacteria” bacteria” in the in the yoni. yoni. ThisThis threatthreat-pieces pieces of advice of advice on how on how to suppleto suppleens ens the the stability stability of the of the floraflora of the of the yoni, yoni,ment ment these these medications: medications: making making it more it more susceptible susceptible to future to future Yeast Yeast Infections. Infections. ThisThis is exactly is exactly what what-Monistat -Monistat is possibly is possibly the the harshest harshest non-nonhappened happened in my in my body, body, andand I think I think thatthatprescription prescription Yeast Yeast Infection Infection medicamedicapartpart of tvhe of tvhe reason reason I had I had so many so many YI’sYI’stion.tion. YouYou might might want want to consider to consider using using thatthat yearyear is because is because of the of the wayway I was I wasanother another brand brand of over-the-counter of over-the-counter YI YI choosing choosing to treat to treat them. them. medication. medication. Although Although Diflucan Diflucan picked picked up where up where Monistat Monistat hadhad stopped stopped working, working, thisthis-The-The medication medication Fluconazole Fluconazole is often is often waswas because because Diflucan Diflucan is a is much a much harsher harshermarketed marketed as Diflucan. as Diflucan. Generic Generic brands brands medication. medication. Because Because it isittaken is taken orally, orally, it itof Fluconazole of Fluconazole work work justjust as well, as well, but but willwill alsoalso affects affects more more thanthan justjust youryour yoni: yoni: it itsavesave youyou some some money. money. threatens threatens the the bacterial bacterial harmony harmony of the of the whole whole gastrointestinal gastrointestinal (GI)(GI) tract, tract, leav-leav--Because -Because these these medications medications willwill damage damage ing ing the the body body unarmed unarmed against against fighting fightingyouryour flora, flora, taketake a lota of lotAcidophilus, of Acidophilus, for for off future off future infections. infections. at least at least a week, a week, bothboth orally orally andand vaginally. vaginally. Follow Follow the the dietary dietary restrictions restrictions outlined outlined IF IF YOU YOU CHOOSE CHOOSE TOTO TAKE TAKEin the in the “Feed “Feed Yourself, Yourself, Mama” Mama” chapter chapter CONVENTIONAL CONVENTIONAL MEDICATIONS MEDICATIONSfor for advice advice on how on how to restore to restore youryour floraflora LIKE LIKE MONISTAT MONISTAT OROR DIFLUCAN DIFLUCAN andand safeguard safeguard youyou against against future future YI’s.YI’s. I strongly I strongly encourage encourage every every woman woman-You-You maymay alsoalso want want to do to the do the two-fintwo-finto make to make herher own own informed informed decideci-ger ger technique technique described described in the in the “Feeding “Feeding sions sions about about how how sheshe chooses chooses to toandand Cleaning Cleaning YourYour Vagina” Vagina” section section for for treat treat herher Yeast Yeast Infection, Infection, andand for forimmediate immediate symptom symptom relief relief (since (since it will it will thisthis reason reason I doI not do not discourage discourage thethetaketake a bita of bittime of time before before youyou startstart to noto nouseuse of medications of medications likelike Monistat Monistat or orticetice results results from from the the medications). medications). 25 25 77 Making MakingananInformed InformedDecision DecisionAbout About Over-the-Counter Over-the-CounterandandPrescription PrescriptionMedication Medication When When I first I first started started getting getting YI’s,YI’s, I Ican can pill pill for less for less money money andand be done be done withwith thought thought Monistat Monistat waswas a godsend. a godsend. ButButthe the matter. matter. thenthen it stopped it stopped working, working, andand I found I found A week A week laterlater I was I was backback in the in the gynegynemyself myself in the in the gynecologist’s gynecologist’s office, office, itchy, itchy,cologist’s cologist’s office, office, with, with, well,well, it wasn’t it wasn’t a a on on edge. edge. TheThe gynecologist gynecologist gavegave me me a aYI, YI, but but it was it was certainly certainly something. something. TheThe prescription prescription for for Fluconazole Fluconazole (the(the drugdruggynocologist gynocologist guessed guessed it was it was Bacterial Bacterial commonly commonly marketed marketed under under the the name nameVaginitis, Vaginitis, andand gavegave me me a prescription a prescription Diflucan). Diflucan). TheThe prescription prescription costcost $16 $16 to tofor Metronidazol, for Metronidazol, which which made made my my yoniyoni fill, fill, andand consisted consisted of one of one pinkpink pill pill thatthat I Ifeelfeel unnaturally unnaturally dry.dry. My My yoniyoni justjust didn’t didn’t tooktook orally. orally. My My YI receded YI receded within within a day a dayfeelfeel right. right. of taking of taking the the pill,pill, andand I wondered I wondered whywhy TheThe wayway thatthat medications medications likelike MoniMoniso many so many women women werewere fussing fussing around aroundstatstat andand Diflucan Diflucan work work is that is that theythey kill kill withwith the the cremes, cremes, the the suppositories, suppositories, andandoff off the the bacteria bacteria in the in the yoni, yoni, efficiently efficiently the the leaky leaky vaginal vaginal treatments treatments likelike MoniMoni-eradicating eradicating yeast. yeast. TheThe medications medications do do statstat thatthat tooktook up to upseven to seven daysdays to cure to cure a anot not discriminate discriminate in what in what theythey kill kill off, off, YI, YI, when when theythey could could justjust poppop oneone DifluDiflu-however, however, andand so along so along withwith killing killing off off 24 24 33 Feed FeedYourself, Yourself,Mama: Mama: The TheDiet DietforforWomen WomenFighting Fighting Yeast YeastInfections Infections YouYou areare what what youyou eat.eat. Or,Or, rather, rather, your your yoni yoni is what is what youyou eat.eat. If you If you areare a a woman woman who who is prone is prone to getting to getting YI’s, YI’s, or ifor you if you currently currently have have one, one, then then putput aside aside your your notions notions of “Oh, of “Oh, I’mI’m being being so baaad so baaad – this – this is going is going to go tostraight go straight to my to my hips!” hips!” andand instead instead think think of itofthis it this way: way: “This “This chocolate chocolate barbar is gois goinging to go tostraight go straight to my to my cooch.” cooch.” TheThe suggestions suggestions following, following, furthermore, furthermore, areare preventative preventative measures measures as much as much as they as they areare treatments. treatments. Because Because of of thethe frequency frequency of the of the YI’sYI’s I was I was getting, getting, I permanently I permanently changed changed mymy eating eating habits, habits, andand have have found found thatthat thisthis hashas really really helped helped prevent prevent YI’s. YI’s. Obviously Obviously a diet a diet thatthat strictly strictly follows follows thethe suggestions suggestions below below would would be rather be rather hard hard to keep, to keep, butbut it’s it’s been been pretty pretty easy easy to avoid to avoid sweets, sweets, baked baked goods, goods, andand even even bread. bread. ButBut playplay around, around, andand seesee what what works works for for you. you. Addressing Addressing your your dietdiet may may be something be something thatthat is emotionally is emotionally challengchallenging:ing: a lot a lot of women of women carry carry great great shame shame when when it comes it comes to how to how andand what what they they eat.eat. Don’t Don’t do anything do anything thatthat youyou areare notnot comfortable comfortable with. with. YouYou might might want want to go to see go see a nutritionist, a nutritionist, or take or take small small steps steps in changing in changing your your eating eating habits, habits, instead instead of radically of radically changing changing everything everything at once. at once. Abstaining Abstaining from from sweets, sweets, for for me,me, hashas helped helped meme examine examine how how I abuse I abuse myself myself with with food food andand how how I use I use it toitunhealthily to unhealthily comfort comfort myself. myself. 9 9 the the pill,pill, youyou can can alsoalso opt opt for the for the pull-out pull-out SexSex Toys: Toys: Clean Clean all sex all sex toystoys thoroughthoroughmethod. method. ly, inly,hot in hot water water andand hand hand soap. soap. Silicone Silicone can can be set be in setboiling in boiling water water for for twotwo CanCan Men Men Carry Carry YI’s? YI’s? If aIfman a man doesdoestoystoys minutes, or run or run through through the the dishwasher. dishwasher. not not thoroughly thoroughly andand properly properly clean clean his hisminutes, Rubber toys,toys, however, however, traptrap dirtdirt rather rather lingam lingam (that’s (that’s hippie hippie talktalk for penis) for penis) afterafterRubber having having intercourse intercourse withwith a woman a woman whowhoeasily: easily: I suggest I suggest using using condoms condoms overover rubber toys.toys. Also, Also, when when washing washing bat-bathas has a YI, a YI, he can he can technically technically transmit transmitrubber yeast yeast to another to another woman. woman. This, This, however, however,tery-operated tery-operated or electronic or electronic toys,toys, be sure be sure doesdoes not not guarantee guarantee thatthat the the latter latter willwillnot not to submerge to submerge them them in the in the water. water. get get a YI; a YI; yeast yeast colonization colonization doesdoes not not necessarily necessarily equal equal an infection. an infection. It isItalso is alsoLubrication: Lubrication: Try Try to steer to steer clearclear of luof lubricants containing containing glycol glycol or glycerin, or glycerin, possible possible thatthat a woman a woman withwith a Yeast a Yeast In- In-bricants fection fection can can givegive the the yeast yeast to her to her malemaleas both as both of these of these agents agents work work as sugars as sugars partner, partner, whowho can can thenthen transmit transmit it back it backwhen when inside inside the the vagina, vagina, thusthus promoting promoting to her. to her. So wash So wash the the shmeckies shmeckies in your in yourthe the growth growth of yeast. of yeast. AndAnd see see the the above above life!life! notes notes on nonoxyl on nonoxyl 9 too. 9 too. Peeing Peeing After After Sex: Sex: Urinating Urinating afterafter (and(and before) before) sexual sexual intercourse intercourse reduces reduces the the Oral Oral Sex: Sex: If you If you are aare woman a woman performperform-chance chance of urinary of urinary tracttract infections. infections. Who Who wants a YIa and YI and a UTI, a UTI, right? right? ing ing oraloral sex sex on another on another woman woman whowho has haswants a YI, a YI, youyou willwill not not get get a vaginal a vaginal YI. YI. Al- Although though having having the the yeast yeast in your in your mouth mouth maymay givegive youyou oraloral thrush, thrush, this,this, generally generally speaking, speaking, is usually is usually onlyonly a problem a problem for for those those whowho havehave lowlow immunity, immunity, suchsuch as as people people living living withwith HIV HIV or AIDS. or AIDS. INDISCRIMINATE INDISCRIMINATE ISSUES: ISSUES: TheThe DietDiet for afor New a New Vagina! Vagina! 10 10 23 23 66 IIJust JustWanna WannaMake MakeLove Loveto You: to You: Sex SexandandYeast YeastInfections Infections its earlier stages. stages. I have I have never, never, however, however, ISSUES ISSUES PERTAINING PERTAINING TOTO HETHET-its earlier developed developed an actual an actual YI from YI from using using sper-sperEROSEXUAL, EROSEXUAL, VAGINAL VAGINAL SEXSEX micide, micide, but but it certainly it certainly doesdoes irritate irritate the the gentle walls walls of the of the vagina. vagina. That That being being Nonoxyl Nonoxyl 9: Nonoxyl 9: Nonoxyl 9 is9an is ingredian ingredi-gentle ent ent in most in most spermicidal spermicidal jellies, jellies, creams, creams,said,said, I wouldn’t I wouldn’t advise advise using using nonoxyl nonoxyl 9 9 andand in some in some condoms. condoms. Although Although many manyproducts products if you if you already already havehave a YI, a YI, but but I I (including (including my my current current gynecologist) gynecologist) say saycan’tcan’t claim claim thatthat theythey cause cause YI’s.YI’s. (Keep (Keep reading for more for more info.info. about about lube…) lube…) thatthat there there is nois link no link between between nonoxyl nonoxyl 9 9reading Semen: Semen Semen aggravates aggravates YI’s.YI’s. I’veI’ve andand YI’s,YI’s, many many women women would would argue argue the theSemen: opposite. opposite. Whenever Whenever I use I use a spermicidal a spermicidalhadhad littlelittle success success in finding in finding out out exactly exactly product, product, my my vagina vagina begins begins to feel to feel dry drywhy,why, but but if you if you are lucky are lucky enough enough to even to even andand itchy, itchy, andand I feel I feel a burning a burning thatthat I can I canwant want to have to have sex sex when when youyou havehave a YI, a YI, be be onlyonly compare compare to the to the feeling feeling of aofYIa YI in insuresure to use to use a condom a condom or iforyou’re if you’re on on 22 22 Caffeine: Caffeine: That’s That’s right, right, no coffee no coffee (includ(includDEMON DEMON NUMBER NUMBER ONE: ONE: SUGAR SUGARing ing decaf), decaf), no tea no (tisanes/herbal tea (tisanes/herbal teasteas are are okay), okay), no chocolate no chocolate (oh,(oh, fuck!), fuck!), no soft no soft Yeast Yeast thrives thrives in sugar, in sugar, andand thatthat being being said,said,drinks drinks (or (or rather, rather, in American: in American: soda, soda, in in do not do not eat sugar eat sugar when when you you havehave a YI. a YI. Pe- Pe-Canadian: Canadian: pop). pop). riod.riod. NotNot eveneven a little a little bit. bit. It might It might just just- Side - Side notenote about about black black tea: tea: black black tea retea reduces the the body’s body’s ability ability to absorb to absorb andand re- rebe the be the hardest hardest thing thing you you everever do: Ido: know I knowduces iron.iron. IronIron is anisimportant an important mineral mineral for for personally personally thatthat I crave I crave sweets sweets more more thanthantaintain women, as we as lose we lose a lota of lotiron of iron through through usual usual when when I have I have a YI. a YI. ButBut by deprivby depriv-women, ing your ing your body body of sugar, of sugar, you you quite quite literally literallythe the blood blood lostlost during during menstruation. menstruation. ThisThis starve starve the the yeast yeast out out of your of your system. system. Al- Al-is why is why women women often often crave crave chocolate chocolate be- bethough though it might it might seem seem like like a simple a simple rulerule to tocause, cause, aside aside from from being being a tasty a tasty comfort comfort follow, follow, sugar sugar is more is more thanthan just just the the white whitefood, food, chocolate chocolate is high is high in iron. in iron. So ifSo you’re if you’re crystals crystals in your in your cupboard. cupboard. Sugar Sugar is hidis hid-on your on your moon moon andand craving craving chocolate, chocolate, try try ing ing in ainlota of lotplaces of places thatthat you you might might not noteating eating some some spinach spinach instead, instead, because because havehave suspected, suspected, eveneven under under the the guise guise of ofchocolate chocolate not not onlyonly contains contains sugar, sugar, but but caffeine caffeine too.too. “healthy” “healthy” foods, foods, suchsuch as: as: - Here’s whywhy youryour body body hates hates coffee, coffee, eveneven Natural Natural Sweeteners: Sweeteners: agave agave nectar, nectar,- Here’s decaffeinated coffee: coffee: Coffee Coffee givesgives a kick a kick honey, honey, brown brown sugar, sugar, maple maple syrup, syrup, SplenSplen-decaffeinated to the body’s body’s hormones hormones adrenaline adrenaline andand da, Sweet da, Sweet andand Low,Low, evaporated evaporated canecane juice, juice,to the glucagon. These These twotwo hormones hormones release release brown brown ricerice syrup. syrup. It’s It’s all sugar, all sugar, honeyhoney-glucagon. stored sugar sugar from from the the liver,liver, which which raises raises child. child. They They might might not not be as be “bad” as “bad” as asstored body’s body’s blood blood sugar. sugar. ThisThis is why is why you you white white tabletable sugar, sugar, but but theythey will will nevertheneverthe-the the less less make make yeast yeast havehave a wild a wild dance dance party party in inget aget rush a rush eveneven from from decaf. decaf. Caffeine Caffeine aside, aside, youryour yoni.yoni. Some Some say say Stevia Stevia is okay, is okay, but but I Icoffee coffee givesgives you you a sugar-high. a sugar-high. usually usually keepkeep away. away. SaySay youyou can’t can’t livelive without without your your early early morning coffee? coffee? Okay, Okay, okay,okay, herehere are are Fruits: Fruits: Fructose Fructose is ais sugar, a sugar, silly. silly.morning coffee coffee alternatives. alternatives. Please Please notenote thatthat (Useful (Useful tidbit: tidbit: anything anything ending ending in –ose in –ose is istwotwo of these of these alternatives alternatives are things are things thatthat a sugar. a sugar. Malatose, Malatose, fructose, fructose, lactose, lactose, etc.)etc.)bothboth aggravate aggravate a YI, a YI, but but not not as much as much as as Some Some would would argue argue thatthat all berries, all berries, pomepome-will will coffee will:will: granates, granates, lemons, lemons, andand limes limes are are okayokay in incoffee moderation. moderation. 1. the 1. the super-sugar super-sugar alternative: alternative: Put Put a a tablespoon of black of black currant currant syrup syrup (man, (man, Dairy Dairy andand Animal Animal Proteins: Proteins: Lactose Lactosetablespoon syrup, just just saying saying thatthat word word givesgives me me is sugar. is sugar. Moldy Moldy cheeses cheeses are are especially especially to tosyrup, be avoided, be avoided, andand if you if you absolutely absolutely must musta sugar-rush) a sugar-rush) in aincup a cup of hot of hot water. water. TheThe havehave dairy, dairy, make make it goat’s it goat’s milkmilk or goat or goatthick, thick, black black color color of the of the drink drink will will tricktrick you you intointo thinking thinking you’re you’re drinking drinking coffee, coffee, cheese. cheese. if you if you think think you you know know better. better. - Note: - Note: There There is one is one exception exception to the to the “no “noeveneven dairy” dairy” rule:rule: yogurt. yogurt. (see(see the the “It’s“It’s Okay! Okay! 2. the slightly slightly better better alternative: alternative: There’s There’s StillStill Plenty Plenty to East” to East” section section of of2. the Yerba Yerba Mate Mate is aisSouth a South American American drink drink thisthis chapter chapter for more for more information) information) has has become become commercialized commercialized andand - Note: - Note: Animal Animal proteins proteins alsoalso include include red redthatthat trendy trendy in North in North America. America. 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Some Some popular popular acidic acidic foods foods in- inRoast Roast flavor flavor is the is the oneone most most resembling resemblingmation). clude clude (chart (chart taken taken from from TheThe Wolfe Wolfe Clinic Clinic the the smell smell andand tastetaste of coffee. of coffee. Online): Online): Potatoes: Potatoes: Potatoes Potatoes are are super-starchy. super-starchy. Starches Starches are are among among the the fast-burning fast-burning car- car-ACIDIFYING ACIDIFYING FOODS: FOODS: bohydrates bohydrates (fast-burning (fast-burning means means it turns it turns FATS FATS & OILS & OILS to sugar to sugar veryvery quickly). quickly). Avocado Avocado Oil Oil Canola Oil Oil Refined Refined andand Complex Complex CarbohyCarbohy-Canola Corn Oil Oil drates: drates: white white flourflour (any(any flour, flour, really), really),Corn Hemp SeedSeed Oil Oil white white rice,rice, cereals, cereals, pasta, pasta, instant/minute instant/minuteHemp Oil Oil oats.oats. Refined Refined carbohydrates carbohydrates are are fast-fast-FlaxFlax burning burning carbohydrates carbohydrates (meaning (meaning theytheyLardLard Olive Oil Oil quickly quickly turnturn to sugar, to sugar, as opposed as opposed to slowto slow-Olive burning burning carbohydrates, carbohydrates, like like vegetables vegetablesSafflower Safflower Oil Oil andand legumes). legumes). Whole Whole grains grains like like brown brownSesame Sesame Oil Oil rice,rice, wildwild ricerice (be (be careful careful withwith wildwild rice,rice,Sunflower Sunflower Oil Oil because because a lotaof lotcompanies of companies sell asell wild a wild ricerice FRUITS blend, blend, which which is mainly is mainly white white ricerice withwith a aFRUITS Cranberries few few grains grains of wild of wild ricerice thrown thrown intointo the theCranberries mix), mix), kamut, kamut, millet, millet, buckwheat, buckwheat, barley, barley, GRAINS kasha, kasha, quinoa, quinoa, andand steelsteel cut cut oatsoats are are all allGRAINS RiceRice Cakes Cakes good good substitutes substitutes for refined for refined carbs. carbs. Wheat Wheat Cakes Cakes Amaranth DEMON DEMON NUMBER NUMBER TWO: TWO: ACID ACID Amaranth Yeast Yeast Infections Infections are are alsoalso caused caused andand ag- ag-Barley Barley gravated gravated by acidic by acidic foods, foods, because because of the of theBuckwheat Buckwheat instability instability of the of the body’s body’s pH.pH. pH pH stands standsCorn Corn (rolled) (rolled) for “potential for “potential of hydrogen,” of hydrogen,” andand it refers it refersOatsOats Quinoa to the to the acidity acidity or alkalinity or alkalinity of a of solution. a solution. It ItQuinoa (all) (all) is measured is measured on aon scale a scale of 0of to014to- 14 the- the low-low-RiceRice er the er the pH pH the the more more acidic acidic the the solution, solution,RyeRye Spelt the the higher higher the the pH pH the the more more alkaline alkaline (or (orSpelt Kamut base) base) the the solution. solution. When When a solution a solution has has a aKamut Wheat pH pH of 7of is 7itisneutral, it neutral, meaning meaning it’s neither it’s neitherWheat Hemp SeedSeed Flour Flour acidic acidic or alkaline. or alkaline. Most Most people people whowho suffer sufferHemp from from unbalanced unbalanced pH pH are are acidic. acidic. When When youryour system system getsgets too too acidic, acidic, youryour body body is isDAIRY DAIRY forced forced to borrow to borrow minerals minerals (like(like calcium, calcium,Cheese, Cheese, CowCow Cheese, Goat Goat sodium, sodium, potassium potassium andand magnesium) magnesium) from fromCheese, 12 12 -Wear -Wear loose, loose, free-flowing free-flowing pants pants or skirts. or skirts. ThisThis willwill keepkeep the the vaginal vaginal areaarea a little a little warm warm andand a little a little less less moist. moist. - Use - Use a clean a clean towel towel or paper or paper towel towel every everyless less timetime youyou dry dry youryour vulva vulva afterafter a shower, a shower, - Always wash wash youryour hands hands thoroughly thoroughly af- afso as sonot as not to keep to keep giving giving the the yeast yeast backback- Always ter touching youryour yoni. yoni. to yourself to yourself by leaving by leaving it on it your on your terryterry-ter touching cloth cloth towels. towels. -Wash -Wash all douche all douche bottles bottles (if you’re (if you’re using using -Use-Use unscented unscented toilet toilet paper paper freefree or inks or inksa natural a natural douche douche likelike the the oneone outlined outlined in in andand dyes. dyes. the the “Treatments” “Treatments” section section of this of this chapchapter),ter), applicators, applicators, andand other other re-useable re-useable -Avoid -Avoid conventional conventional douches douches likelike the thedevices devices thatthat are are inserted inserted intointo the the vagi-vagiplague. plague. na thoroughly na thoroughly in warm in warm water water andand mildmild hand hand soap. soap. -Wear -Wear cotton cotton underwear, underwear, so that so that the the natural natural fibers fibers of the of the cotton cotton willwill absorb absorb-If you -If you get get youryour period period when when youyou havehave any any perspiration, perspiration, wicking wicking moisture moisture away awaya YI a YI (which (which is actually is actually good, good, because because the the yeast yeast really really doesn’t doesn’t likelike menstrual menstrual from from the the yoni. yoni. blood, blood, andand the the blood blood alsoalso helps helps pushpush a a lotitofout), it out), do not do not use use tampons tampons (and(and -Change -Change youryour underwear underwear at least at least onceonce a alot of I wouldn’t use use a menstrual a menstrual cupcup either). either). day day when when youyou havehave a YI, a YI, washing washing dirtydirtyI wouldn’t Home-made terrycloth terrycloth padspads are are ideal, ideal, undies undies in hot in hot water. water. ThisThis wayway if any if any yeast yeastHome-made getsgets intointo the the fibers fibers of your of your undies, undies, youyouor you or you could could use use conventional conventional pads. pads. Ei- Eiaren’t aren’t stewing stewing in it. in Some it. Some women women mi- mi-therther way,way, change change them them often. often. crowave crowave their their underwear underwear to kill to kill off the off the bacteria, bacteria, but but I prefer I prefer justjust to put to put them them in in the the wash, wash, as hot as hot as possible. as possible. grow grow in) in) 21 21 burnburn (which (which it will it will if the if the vagina vagina is very is veryusually usually veryvery hot,hot, the the nice,nice, coolcool yogurt yogurt irritated), irritated), youyou can can do one do one of two of two things: things:popsicle popsicle willwill not not onlyonly feelfeel soothing, soothing, but but douche douche withwith water, water, or turn or turn on the on the bathbath-willwill alsoalso prove prove to be to an be easier an easier method method tub tub faucet, faucet, andand lie on lie your on your backback in the in theof inserting of inserting yogurt yogurt intointo the the vagina. vagina. TheThe cultures in yogurt in yogurt willwill go go straight straight to to tub,tub, letting letting the the water water pourpour overover the the vul-vul-cultures work on on those those pesky pesky yeast yeast Gremlins. Gremlins. va until va until youyou don’t don’t feelfeel likelike youryour yoniyoni is iswork AndAnd thenthen youyou can can eat eat a yogurt a yogurt popsicle popsicle on fire. on fire. Voila. Voila. when when you’re you’re done done – Yeehaw! – Yeehaw! TeaTea Tree Tree OilOil Suppositories: Suppositories: YouYou can can Boric Acid Acid Powder: Powder: It’s It’s not not justjust for for findfind these these refrigerated refrigerated in health in health foodfoodBoric stores stores andand integrative integrative pharmacies, pharmacies, andandcockroaches cockroaches anymore. anymore. It’s It’s hardhard to find to find theythey usually usually run run somewhere somewhere around around $20$20boric boric acidacid capsules, capsules, so you so you might might havehave for for eight. eight. TeaTea treetree oil is oilvery is very cooling, cooling,to buy to buy a bottle a bottle of boric of boric acidacid powder powder (it’s (it’s so the so the suppository suppository should should feelfeel good. good. I Iunder under $4) $4) andand some some veggie veggie capsules. capsules. Fill Fill think think of tea of tree tea tree suppositories suppositories as aas vagia vagi-the the capsules capsules withwith the the powder. powder. In the In the morning, poppop the the top top off off of aofcapsule a capsule nal cough nal cough drop. drop. YouYou know know howhow when when youyoumorning, insert insert intointo the the vagina, vagina, as deep as deep as as breathe breathe in through in through youryour nosenose when when youyouandand can.can. Wear Wear a panty a panty liner. liner. havehave a Halls a Halls cough cough dropdrop in your in your mouth mouthyouyou andand youyou feelfeel so clear so clear thatthat you’re you’re almost almost Acidophilus: YouYou can can either either buybuy re- recold? cold? Yeah, Yeah, likelike that,that, but but in your in your vagina. vagina.Acidophilus: Plus,Plus, tea tea treetree oil is oila isnatural a natural antiseptic, antiseptic,frigerated frigerated Acidophilus Acidophilus (see(see the the “Feed “Feed germicide, germicide, antibacterial, antibacterial, andand fungicide, fungicide,Yourself, Yourself, Mama” Mama” section section for more for more inforinforso itsowill it will go right go right to work to work fighting fighting thatthatmation) mation) or buy or buy Acidophilus Acidophilus vaginal vaginal sup-supyeast. yeast. Be Be suresure to keep to keep the the restrest of the of thepositories. positories. If you If you are are using using the the capsules, capsules, stash stash in the in the fridge, fridge, so they so they don’t don’t melt. melt. By Bypoppop the the top top off of offone of one andand slip slip intointo the the the the way,way, a suppository a suppository is the is the same same thing thingvagina, vagina, as far as back far back as possible. as possible. Wear Wear a a as aaspessary a pessary (although (although youyou theoretically theoreticallypanty panty liner, liner, andand keptkept the the restrest of the of the sup-supply refrigerated. could could put put these these in your in your bum, bum, theythey won’t won’tply refrigerated. helphelp withwith the the Yeast Yeast Infection). Infection). UseUse the the TIPS ONON GENERAL GENERAL HYGIENE: HYGIENE: suppositories suppositories at night at night before before bed,bed, andandTIPS wearwear a pad a pad or panty or panty liner. liner. YouYou can can alsoalso soaksoak a tampon a tampon (use(use organic, organic, natural naturalBecause Because youryour yoniyoni is a isgentle, a gentle, sensitive sensitive of your of your body, body, it isit important is important to to cotton cotton tampons, tampons, andand change change every every 4-6 4-6partpart it clean. it clean. (The(The following following tipstips willwill hours, hours, please!) please!) in tea in tea treetree oil and oil and insert insertkeepkeep alsoalso prove prove helpful helpful in preventing in preventing YI’sYI’s in in thatthat too.too. the the firstfirst place.) place.) Yogurt: Yogurt: Some Some women women put put yogurt yogurt in in -Avoid harsh, harsh, perfumed, perfumed, andand anti-bacteanti-bactetheir their yonis yonis withwith a teaspoon, a teaspoon, holding holding-Avoid soaps soaps in the in the vaginal vaginal areaarea open open the the walls walls of the of the vagina vagina withwith a arial rial speculum speculum (those (those metal metal duck duck lips lips thatthat -Wash youryour genitals genitals frequently frequently withwith the the gynecologist gynecologist usesuses to hold to hold open open the the-Wash warm water water andand gentle gentle soap, soap, andand pat pat dry dry inner inner walls walls of the of the vagina). vagina). Most Most women, women,warm however, however, don’t don’t justjust havehave speculums speculums ly- ly-(make (make suresure youryour vulva vulva is totally is totally dry,dry, leav-leaving around. ing around. I recommend I recommend getting getting oneone of ofing ing the the yeast yeast withwith littlelittle moisture moisture to to those those popsicle popsicle freezer freezer traystrays andand making making some some yogurt yogurt popsicles. popsicles. Because Because YI’sYI’s are are 20 20 Cheese, Cheese, Processed Processed Cheese, Cheese, Sheep Sheep MilkMilk Butter Butter NUTS NUTS & BUTTERS & BUTTERS Cashews Cashews Brazil Brazil Nuts Nuts Peanuts Peanuts Peanut Peanut Butter Butter Pecans Pecans Tahini Tahini Walnuts Walnuts ANIMAL ANIMAL PROTEIN PROTEIN BeefBeef Carp Carp Clams Clams FishFish Lamb Lamb Lobster Lobster Mussels Mussels Oyster Oyster PorkPork Rabbit Rabbit Salmon Salmon Shrimp Shrimp Scallops Scallops Tuna Tuna Turkey Turkey Venison Venison ALCOHOL ALCOHOL BeerBeer Spirits Spirits Hard Hard Liquor Liquor Wine Wine BEANS BEANS & LEGUMES & LEGUMES Black Black Beans Beans Chick Chick PeasPeas Green Green PeasPeas Kidney Kidney Beans Beans Lentils Lentils Lima Lima Beans Beans Pinto Pinto Beans Beans RedRed Beans Beans Soy Soy Beans Beans Soy Soy MilkMilk White White Beans Beans RiceRice MilkMilk Almond Almond MilkMilk OTHER OTHER DEMONS: DEMONS: Other Other foods foods to watch to watch out out for for besides besides sugars sugars andand acids: acids: Fungi: Fungi: Mushrooms Mushrooms are are the the most most comcommonly monly consumed consumed fungus fungus in Western in Western cul-culture.ture. OTHER OTHER Distilled Distilled Vinegar Vinegar Wheat Wheat Germ Germ Potatoes Potatoes Yeast: Yeast: Although Although you’re you’re steering steering clearclear of of bread, bread, the the main main source source of yeast, of yeast, if you’re if you’re a nutritional a nutritional yeast yeast fiend fiend like like I amI (it’s am (it’s re- really ally yummy yummy on popcorn on popcorn withwith some some dill,dill, or mixed or mixed withwith oliveolive oil and oil and pasta pasta to make to make vegan vegan mac-and-cheese. mac-and-cheese. I could I could go on, go on, but but thenthen youyou might might just just go and go and eat some) eat some) thenthen youyou might might want want to switch to switch to Bragg’s to Bragg’s liquid liquid aminos aminos on your on your crunchy crunchy morsels. morsels. DRUGS DRUGS & CHEMICALS & CHEMICALS Chemicals Chemicals Drugs, Drugs, Medicinal Medicinal Drugs, Drugs, Psychedelic Psychedelic Pesticides Pesticides Herbicides Herbicides Alcohol: Alcohol: Alcohol Alcohol stimulates stimulates Candida Candida growth, growth, and and because because of the of the fermentation fermentation process process of of making making alcoholic alcoholic drinks, drinks, theythey are extremely are extremely highhigh in sugar. in sugar. It’s also It’s also not such not such a great a great ideaidea to to be putting be putting toxins toxins intointo youryour system system when when it’s it’s working working hardhard to fight to fight off an offinfection, an infection, duh.duh. PASTA PASTA (WHITE) (WHITE) Noodles Noodles Macaroni Macaroni Spaghetti Spaghetti 13 13 it out. it out. Be sure Be sure to reach to reach up as upfar as back far back as as REMEDIES: because because thenthen you’ll you’ll kill kill off it’s off it’s REMEDIES: possible: possible: a lota of lotyeast of yeast likeslikes to hide to hide out out “magick “magick healing-ness.” healing-ness.” the the cervix. cervix. Wash Wash youryour hands hands thorthorI list I list a number a number of suggestions of suggestions in this in thisnearnear Yogurt: Yogurt: Plain Plain yogurt yogurt is really is really section, oughly withwith hot hot water water afterafter removing removing section, for for a few a few reasons. reasons. Everybody Everybodyoughly the the onlyonly kindkind of yogurt of yogurt to eat to eat andand yeast. yeast. every every body body are are different, different, andand cer-cer-the the when when youyou havehave a Yeast a Yeast InfecInfec- taintain techniques techniques willwill work work better better for for tion,tion, since since flavored flavored yogurts yogurts some some thanthan for for others. others. Also, Also, a number a numberGarlic: Garlic: TakeTake a clove a clove of garlic, of garlic, peelpeel it, it, are are highhigh in sugar in sugar andand willwill pro-pro- of the of the techniques techniques startstart getting getting pricey, pricey,andand poke poke some some holes holes in itinwith it with a fork. a fork. Insert it into it into the the vagina, vagina, as deeply as deeply as as mote mote the the growth growth of yeast. of yeast. Yo- Yo- so I’ve so I’ve alsoalso included included methods methods thatthat youyouInsert possible. Some Some women women likelike to wrap to wrap the the gurtgurt is full is full of live of live andand active active can can make make yourself. yourself. TheThe main main reason reason for forpossible. multiple multiple suggestions, suggestions, however, however, is isgarlic garlic in gauze in gauze because because theythey think think the the cultures cultures (namely (namely Lactobacillus Lactobacillus the the because yeast yeast are are smart smart andand theythey quickquick-garlic garlic willwill burnburn the the inner inner walls walls of the of the acidophilus, acidophilus, L. casei, L. casei, L. reuteri L. reuteri because vagina, but but I never I never do. do. If you If you are are comcomly adapt. If you’re If you’re using using oneone method, method,vagina, andand Bifidobacterium Bifidobacterium bifidum). bifidum). ly adapt. pletely paranoid paranoid about about being being ableable to pull to pull it may work work at first at first but but thenthen onceonce the thepletely These These“probiotic” “probiotic”bacteria bacteria it may passpass through through the the stomach stomach to to yeast it out, youyou can can poke poke a hole a hole through through it it yeast adapts adapts andand becomes becomes immune immune to toit out, the the gastrointestinal gastrointestinal (GI)(GI) tract. tract. the the tie atie string a string to the to the garlic. garlic. ButBut it isn’t it isn’t treatment, treatment, you’re you’re backback at the at the drawdraw-andand There, There, theythey helphelp maintain maintain a a ing ing board. board. I suggest I suggest using using a combinaa combina-going going to just to just floatfloat up into up into youryour body: body: healthy healthy balance balance of all of the all the dif- dif- tiontion of the of the below below methods, methods, alternating alternatingwhen when youyou want want to remove to remove it, just it, just bearbear down (like(like you’re you’re making making a bowel a bowel movemoveferent ferent kinds kinds of bacteria of bacteria thatthat between between them them so that so that the the yeast yeast cannot cannotdown ment), andand if the if the garlic garlic doesn’t doesn’t slip slip out out live live there. there. They They restore restore the the keepkeep up with up with youryour sneak-attacks. sneak-attacks. There Therement), onown, its own, use use oneone finger finger to push to push it out. it out. “good” “good” bacteria bacteria thatthat comprise comprise are are many many more more remedies remedies thanthan the the onesoneson its Garlic is a isgreat a great anti-fungal, anti-fungal, it’s it’s cheap, cheap, healthy healthy vaginal vaginal flora, flora, andand when when listed listed here, here, but but I’veI’ve onlyonly chosen chosen to share to shareGarlic youyou the the remedies remedies thatthat I have I have triedtriedandand it soothes it soothes the the itching itching andand burning burning these these bacteria bacteria are are killed killed (by (by withwith prescription prescription YI YI medications, medications, myself. myself. quite quite nicely. nicely. Plus,Plus, it leaves it leaves youryour yoniyoni smelling smelling likelike garlic garlic bread. bread. for for example), example), YI’sYI’s are are more more likely likely to recur. to recur. Two Two Fingers Fingers in the in the Shower: Shower: Douching: Another Another personal personal favorite. favorite. Perhaps Perhaps the the more more graphic graphic of the of the techtech-Douching: Conventional douches douches are quite are quite terrible terrible Acidophilus: Acidophilus:Speaking Speakingof of niques niques outlined outlined in this in this section, section, is itisthe it theConventional the the health health of the of the vagina, vagina, because because IT’S IT’S Okay! Okay! THERE’S THERE’S STILL STILL the the bacteria bacteria found found in yogurt, in yogurt, youyou can can most most important important in my in my opinion. opinion. TheThefor for kill kill off off the the entire entire vaginal vaginal flora, flora, PLENTY PLENTY LEFT LEFT TOTO EAT! EAT! givegive youryour system system a big a big boost boost of “good” of “good” symptoms symptoms of aofYI a YI (burning, (burning, itching, itching,theythey leaving the the vagina vagina unarmed unarmed against against fu- fuAlthough Although it sounds it sounds likelike everything everythingbacteria bacteria justjust by going by going out out andand buying buying a a tenderness, tenderness, etc)etc) are are caused caused by the by the overover-leaving growth of yeast of yeast in the in the vagina. vagina. TheThe fast-fast-tureture infections. infections. ThisThis littlelittle home-made home-made youyou eat eat is now is now off-limits, off-limits, believe believe it orit orbottle bottle of it. of Acidophilus it. Acidophilus can can be found be found growth est way to help to help youryour body body get get overover thisthisdouche, douche, however, however, willwill do you do you no harm. no harm. not,not, there there actually actually remain remain a number a number of ofin any in any pharmacy, pharmacy, but but beware: beware: most most of of est way overgrowth is tois physically to physically remove remove as asTakeTake a douche a douche bottle bottle (if you (if you don’t don’t havehave things things to eat to (starving eat (starving yeast yeast doesn’t doesn’t havehavethe the Acidophilus Acidophilus soldsold is dead, is dead, andand therethere- overgrowth to entail to entail starving starving youryour belly). belly). An exhausAn exhaus-forefore useless useless for fighting for fighting off aoff YI. a YI. A good A good much much of the of the yeast yeast as possible. as possible. Although Althoughone,one, youyou can can buybuy a store-bought a store-bought douche douche tivetive list list would would comprise comprise of many of many pages, pages,Acidophilus Acidophilus is one is one thatthat is refrigerated: is refrigerated: if if thisthis action action by itself by itself willwill not not curecure the the in- in-or enema or enema andand clean clean the the bottle bottle out out really really well), andand fill it fillwith it with oneone partpart apple apple ci- cifection, it will it will leadlead to immediate to immediate (but(butwell), but but herehere are are justjust some some highlights. highlights. These Theseyouyou findfind a bottle a bottle on aonshelf a shelf in the in the pharphar- fection, macy, don’t don’t buybuy it. Usually it. Usually integrative integrative temporary) vinegar, vinegar, three three parts parts water, water, andand three three temporary) symptom symptom relief, relief, andand willwillder der foods foods are are especially especially good good for for fighting fightingmacy, pharmacies pharmacies andand health health foodfood stores stores willwill leave cloves of finely of finely chopped chopped garlic. garlic. Let Let it it leave less less yeast yeast in your in your vagina vagina for for youryourcloves Yeast Yeast Infections: Infections: carry carry refrigerated refrigerated Acidophilus, Acidophilus, andand youyou body stand for for 15 minutes 15 minutes or so, or so, so the so the gar-garbody to fight. to fight. TheThe technique technique is simple: is simple:stand Garlic: Garlic: Garlic Garlic is perhaps is perhaps the the cheapcheap-maymay lic juices can can seepseep out out intointo the the liquid. liquid. eveneven want want to ask to ask which which onesones are are while while sitting sitting on the on the toilet toilet or standing or standing in inlic juices shower shower withwith oneone footfoot on the on the edgeedgeSitting est est anti-bacterial anti-bacterial andand anti-fungal anti-fungal rem-rem-shipped Sitting on the on the toilet toilet or standing or standing in the in the shipped refrigerated, refrigerated, if you’re if you’re feeling feeling re- re- the the of the tub,tub, insert insert twotwo fingers fingers intointo the theshower, edy edy there there is. It’s is. It’s alsoalso great great for for boosting boostingally ally ambitious. ambitious. Good Good (some (some say say better) better) of the shower, insert insert the the nozzle nozzle intointo the the vagina vagina vagina andand scoop scoop out out as much as much yeast yeast as asandand immunity, immunity, andand for for overall overall giving giving youryouralternatives alternatives to Acidophilus to Acidophilus are are sporespore- vagina squeeze squeeze the the bottle, bottle, pushing pushing the the mixmix possible. How How willwill youyou know know if what if whatup into body body the the strength strength it needs it needs to fight to fight off offbased based products products likelike L. sporogenes L. sporogenes andand possible. up into the the vagina vagina andand letting letting it spill it spill on its on own. its own. If your If your vagina vagina starts starts to to you’re you’re touching touching is yeast? is yeast? It’s It’s yeast. yeast. PullPullout out infections. infections. Oh Oh yeah: yeah: andand don’t don’t cook cook it, it,B. laterosporus B. laterosporus (take (take onceonce dailydaily on an on an 14 14 19 19 of some of some cayenne cayenne pepper pepper for for some some empty empty stomach; stomach; twice twice if the if the infection infection is iskle kle extra extra de-toxifying de-toxifying properties. properties. really really severe). severe). Chlorophyll Chlorophyll Rich Rich Foods: Foods: Basically BasicallyAlkaline Alkaline Foods: Foods: Eating Eating alkaline alkaline foods foods thisthis refers refers to dark, to dark, leafyleafy greens greens likelike kalekale(such (such as miso, as miso, tempeh, tempeh, soysauce, soysauce, rawraw andand chard. chard. They’re They’re purifying, purifying, andand theytheysauerkraut, sauerkraut, andand rawraw kimchi) kimchi) helps helps shiftshift body’s body’s pH pH andand oxygenate oxygenate youryour sys-sysstopstop the the spread spread of bacteria. of bacteria. Seaweed Seaweed is isyouryour alsoalso good good for for rebuilding rebuilding immunity immunity andandtem,tem, which which helps helps youryour body body naturally naturally helping helping the the body body de-activate de-activate yeast. yeast. fightfight yeast. yeast. Other Other foods foods highhigh in alkaline in alkaline andand lowlow in sugar in sugar include include (taken (taken from from Water: Water: We’re We’re made made of it,ofand it, and it’s great it’s greatTheThe Wolfe Wolfe Clinic Clinic Online Online – I’ve – I’ve excludexcluded sugary foods foods from from the the list):list): for for flushing flushing out out toxins. toxins. GiveGive it a itsprina sprin-ed sugary ALKALIZING ALKALIZING FOODS FOODS VEGETABLES VEGETABLES Garlic Garlic Asparagus Asparagus Fermented Fermented Veggies Veggies Watercress Watercress Broccoli Broccoli Brussel Brussel sprouts sprouts Cabbage Cabbage Carrot Carrot Cauliflower Cauliflower Celery Celery Chard Chard Chlorella Chlorella Collard Collard Greens Greens Cucumber Cucumber Eggplant Eggplant KaleKale Kohlrabi Kohlrabi Lettuce Lettuce Mushrooms Mushrooms Mustard Mustard Greens Greens Dulce Dulce Dandelions Dandelions Edible Edible Flowers Flowers Onions Onions PeasPeas Peppers Peppers Pumpkin Pumpkin Rutabaga TheThe bestbest partpart about about having having a YIa(I YIbet (I beting ing yourself, yourself, herehere is your is your chance chance to get to get Rutabaga Veggies Veggies youyou didn’t didn’t know know there there waswas a best a best part!) part!)to know to know the the partpart of your of your anatomy anatomy thatthat Sea Sea Spirulina Spirulina is that is that youyou get get to reconnect to reconnect withwith youryourmakes makes youyou a beautiful a beautiful vessel vessel for creating for creating Sprouts Sprouts body. body. If you If you aren’t aren’t comfortable comfortable touchtouch-andand carrying carrying life.life. Squashes Squashes Alfalfa Alfalfa 55 The ThePet PetyouyouNever NeverKnew KnewYou YouHad: Had: Feeding FeedingandandCleaning CleaningYour YourVagina, Vagina,Sister! Sister! 18 18 Barley Barley Grass Grass Wheat Wheat Grass Grass Wild Wild Greens Greens Nightshade Nightshade Veggies Veggies FRUITS FRUITS Avocado Avocado Lime Lime Lemon Lemon Tomato Tomato Shitake Shitake Kombu Kombu Reishi Reishi NoriNori Umeboshi Umeboshi Wakame Wakame Sea Sea Veggies Veggies OTHER OTHER Apple Apple Cider Cider Vinegar Vinegar BeeBee Pollen Pollen PROTEIN PROTEIN Lecithin Lecithin Granules Granules EggsEggs Probiotic Probiotic Cultures Cultures Whey Whey Protein Protein Powder Powder Green Green Juices Juices Cottage Cottage Cheese Cheese Veggies Veggies Juices Juices Chicken Chicken Breast Breast Mineral Mineral Water Water Yogurt Yogurt Alkaline Alkaline Antioxidant Antioxidant Almonds Almonds Water Water Chestnuts Chestnuts Green Green TeaTea TofuTofu (fermented) (fermented) Herbal Herbal TeaTea FlaxFlax Seeds Seeds Dandelion Dandelion TeaTea Pumpkin Pumpkin Seeds Seeds Ginseng Ginseng TeaTea Tempeh Tempeh (fermented) (fermented) Banchi Banchi TeaTea Squash Squash Seeds Seeds Kombucha Kombucha Sunflower Sunflower Seeds Seeds Millet Millet SPICES/SEASONINGS SPICES/SEASONINGS Cinnamon Cinnamon Sprouted Sprouted Seeds Seeds Curry Curry Nuts Nuts Ginger Ginger ORIENTAL ORIENTAL VEGETAVEGETA-Mustard Mustard BLES BLES Chili Chili Pepper Pepper Maitake Maitake Sea Sea SaltSalt Daikon Daikon Miso Miso Dandelion Dandelion Root Root Tamari Tamari 15 15 FUN, FUN, EASY EASY TOTO PREPARE PREPARE YONI-FRIENDLY YONI-FRIENDLY RECIPIES RECIPIES Tzatziki Tzatziki Dip/Spread: Dip/Spread: (za-ZEE-kee) (za-ZEE-kee) Ingredients: Ingredients: plain plain whole whole yogurt yogurt chopped chopped garlic garlic chopped chopped cucumber cucumber (cut(cut it upit and up and press press in paper in paper towels, towels, to get to the get the water water out)out) finely finely chopped chopped dill dill and/or and/or mint. mint. Directions. Directions. MixMix it allit up all in up ainbowl. a bowl. Yep.Yep. That’s That’s it. it. Good Good dip dip for veggies. for veggies. Miso Miso Soup: Soup: Ingredients: Ingredients: 3 cups 3 cups of water of water 2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons misomiso paste paste three three scallions scallions or green or green onions, onions, chopped chopped _ block _ block silken silken tofu,tofu, cubed cubed 2 carrots, 2 carrots, chopped chopped _ teaspoon _ teaspoon sesame sesame oil oil Directions: Directions: Heat Heat oil in oilbottom in bottom of small of small pot.pot. 2 carrots, chopped chopped AddAdd green green onion onion andand cook cook for for about about a a2 carrots, 1 red 1 red bellbell pepper, pepper, cut cut intointo strips strips or or minute, minute, stirring stirring frequently. frequently. chopped chopped AddAdd 2 1/22cups 1/2 cups water. water. Dissolve Dissolve misomiso in 1/2 in cup 1/2 cup water water andand addadd2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons of vinegar of vinegar to pot. to pot. Directions: Directions: Bring Bring to ato boil. a boil. Steam Steam tempeh tempeh for 10 forminutes. 10 minutes. Lower Lower heat, heat, addadd tofu.tofu. MixMix tempeh tempeh withwith soy soy sauce sauce andand garlic garlic marinate marinate for 1for hour. 1 hour. NOTE: NOTE: youyou can can alsoalso substitute substitute the the misomisoandand Heat oil in oila in pan a pan andand addadd ginger ginger andand cook cook paste paste for for coconut coconut milk, milk, andand addadd some someHeat minute. 1 minute. curry curry powder powder or aor chili a chili pepper pepper andand some somefor 1for onion onion andand carrots carrots andand stir-fry stir-fry 6 min6 mincelery celery for afor Thai a Thai coconut coconut soup! soup! Yummy! Yummy!AddAdd utes.utes. Tempeh Tempeh StirStir Fry: Fry: AddAdd tempeh tempeh withwith its marinade its marinade andand bellbell Ingredients: Ingredients: pepper. pepper. 200g 200g tempeh, tempeh, cubed cubed AddAdd the the vinegar vinegar to the to the mixture. mixture. Bring Bring to to 2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons soy soy sauce sauce or tamari or tamari boiling boiling point point andand cook cook for one for one minute. minute. Serve Serve the the stir-fried stir-fried tempeh tempeh withwith brown brown 2 cloves 2 cloves garlic, garlic, minced minced rice.rice. 1 tablespoon 1 tablespoon minced minced fresh fresh ginger ginger 1 medium 1 medium onion, onion, chopped chopped 16 16 44 Sleep! Sleep! Sleep Sleep is sois important so important thatthat it gets it gets it it GetGet plenty plenty of rest of rest when when you’re you’re treattreatownown chapter, chapter, eveneven though though I have I have veryverying ing youryour YI or YItrying or trying to dodge to dodge one,one, andand littlelittle to say to say about about it. Stress it. Stress andand sleep sleepput put as much as much of your of your “stress” “stress” on hold on hold as as deprivation deprivation can can increase increase youryour chances chancespossible. possible. Sleep Sleep is soissexy. so sexy. of getting of getting a YIa YI (and(and a number a number of other of other sicknesses). sicknesses). Mmmm… Mmmm… 17 17 FUN, FUN, EASY EASY TOTO PREPARE PREPARE YONI-FRIENDLY YONI-FRIENDLY RECIPIES RECIPIES Tzatziki Tzatziki Dip/Spread: Dip/Spread: (za-ZEE-kee) (za-ZEE-kee) Ingredients: Ingredients: plain plain whole whole yogurt yogurt chopped chopped garlic garlic chopped chopped cucumber cucumber (cut(cut it upit and up and press press in paper in paper towels, towels, to get to the get the water water out)out) finely finely chopped chopped dill dill and/or and/or mint. mint. Directions. Directions. MixMix it allit up all in up ainbowl. a bowl. Yep.Yep. That’s That’s it. it. Good Good dip dip for veggies. for veggies. Miso Miso Soup: Soup: Ingredients: Ingredients: 3 cups 3 cups of water of water 2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons misomiso paste paste three three scallions scallions or green or green onions, onions, chopped chopped _ block _ block silken silken tofu,tofu, cubed cubed 2 carrots, 2 carrots, chopped chopped _ teaspoon _ teaspoon sesame sesame oil oil Directions: Directions: Heat Heat oil in oilbottom in bottom of small of small pot.pot. 2 carrots, chopped chopped AddAdd green green onion onion andand cook cook for for about about a a2 carrots, 1 red 1 red bellbell pepper, pepper, cut cut intointo strips strips or or minute, minute, stirring stirring frequently. frequently. chopped chopped AddAdd 2 1/22cups 1/2 cups water. water. Dissolve Dissolve misomiso in 1/2 in cup 1/2 cup water water andand addadd2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons of vinegar of vinegar to pot. to pot. Directions: Directions: Bring Bring to ato boil. a boil. Steam Steam tempeh tempeh for 10 forminutes. 10 minutes. Lower Lower heat, heat, addadd tofu.tofu. MixMix tempeh tempeh withwith soy soy sauce sauce andand garlic garlic marinate marinate for 1for hour. 1 hour. NOTE: NOTE: youyou can can alsoalso substitute substitute the the misomisoandand Heat oil in oila in pan a pan andand addadd ginger ginger andand cook cook paste paste for for coconut coconut milk, milk, andand addadd some someHeat minute. 1 minute. curry curry powder powder or aor chili a chili pepper pepper andand some somefor 1for onion onion andand carrots carrots andand stir-fry stir-fry 6 min6 mincelery celery for afor Thai a Thai coconut coconut soup! soup! Yummy! Yummy!AddAdd utes.utes. Tempeh Tempeh StirStir Fry: Fry: AddAdd tempeh tempeh withwith its marinade its marinade andand bellbell Ingredients: Ingredients: pepper. pepper. 200g 200g tempeh, tempeh, cubed cubed AddAdd the the vinegar vinegar to the to the mixture. mixture. Bring Bring to to 2 tablespoons 2 tablespoons soy soy sauce sauce or tamari or tamari boiling boiling point point andand cook cook for one for one minute. minute. Serve Serve the the stir-fried stir-fried tempeh tempeh withwith brown brown 2 cloves 2 cloves garlic, garlic, minced minced rice.rice. 1 tablespoon 1 tablespoon minced minced fresh fresh ginger ginger 1 medium 1 medium onion, onion, chopped chopped 16 16 44 Sleep! Sleep! Sleep Sleep is sois important so important thatthat it gets it gets it it GetGet plenty plenty of rest of rest when when you’re you’re treattreatownown chapter, chapter, eveneven though though I have I have veryverying ing youryour YI or YItrying or trying to dodge to dodge one,one, andand littlelittle to say to say about about it. Stress it. Stress andand sleep sleepput put as much as much of your of your “stress” “stress” on hold on hold as as deprivation deprivation can can increase increase youryour chances chancespossible. possible. Sleep Sleep is soissexy. so sexy. of getting of getting a YIa YI (and(and a number a number of other of other sicknesses). sicknesses). Mmmm… Mmmm… 17 17 of some of some cayenne cayenne pepper pepper for for some some empty empty stomach; stomach; twice twice if the if the infection infection is iskle kle extra extra de-toxifying de-toxifying properties. properties. really really severe). severe). Chlorophyll Chlorophyll Rich Rich Foods: Foods: Basically BasicallyAlkaline Alkaline Foods: Foods: Eating Eating alkaline alkaline foods foods thisthis refers refers to dark, to dark, leafyleafy greens greens likelike kalekale(such (such as miso, as miso, tempeh, tempeh, soysauce, soysauce, rawraw andand chard. chard. They’re They’re purifying, purifying, andand theytheysauerkraut, sauerkraut, andand rawraw kimchi) kimchi) helps helps shiftshift body’s body’s pH pH andand oxygenate oxygenate youryour sys-sysstopstop the the spread spread of bacteria. of bacteria. Seaweed Seaweed is isyouryour alsoalso good good for for rebuilding rebuilding immunity immunity andandtem,tem, which which helps helps youryour body body naturally naturally helping helping the the body body de-activate de-activate yeast. yeast. fightfight yeast. yeast. Other Other foods foods highhigh in alkaline in alkaline andand lowlow in sugar in sugar include include (taken (taken from from Water: Water: We’re We’re made made of it,ofand it, and it’s great it’s greatTheThe Wolfe Wolfe Clinic Clinic Online Online – I’ve – I’ve excludexcluded sugary foods foods from from the the list):list): for for flushing flushing out out toxins. toxins. GiveGive it a itsprina sprin-ed sugary ALKALIZING ALKALIZING FOODS FOODS VEGETABLES VEGETABLES Garlic Garlic Asparagus Asparagus Fermented Fermented Veggies Veggies Watercress Watercress Broccoli Broccoli Brussel Brussel sprouts sprouts Cabbage Cabbage Carrot Carrot Cauliflower Cauliflower Celery Celery Chard Chard Chlorella Chlorella Collard Collard Greens Greens Cucumber Cucumber Eggplant Eggplant KaleKale Kohlrabi Kohlrabi Lettuce Lettuce Mushrooms Mushrooms Mustard Mustard Greens Greens Dulce Dulce Dandelions Dandelions Edible Edible Flowers Flowers Onions Onions PeasPeas Peppers Peppers Pumpkin Pumpkin Rutabaga TheThe bestbest partpart about about having having a YIa(I YIbet (I beting ing yourself, yourself, herehere is your is your chance chance to get to get Rutabaga Veggies Veggies youyou didn’t didn’t know know there there waswas a best a best part!) part!)to know to know the the partpart of your of your anatomy anatomy thatthat Sea Sea Spirulina Spirulina is that is that youyou get get to reconnect to reconnect withwith youryourmakes makes youyou a beautiful a beautiful vessel vessel for creating for creating Sprouts Sprouts body. body. If you If you aren’t aren’t comfortable comfortable touchtouch-andand carrying carrying life.life. Squashes Squashes Alfalfa Alfalfa 55 The ThePet PetyouyouNever NeverKnew KnewYou YouHad: Had: Feeding FeedingandandCleaning CleaningYour YourVagina, Vagina,Sister! Sister! 18 18 Barley Barley Grass Grass Wheat Wheat Grass Grass Wild Wild Greens Greens Nightshade Nightshade Veggies Veggies FRUITS FRUITS Avocado Avocado Lime Lime Lemon Lemon Tomato Tomato Shitake Shitake Kombu Kombu Reishi Reishi NoriNori Umeboshi Umeboshi Wakame Wakame Sea Sea Veggies Veggies OTHER OTHER Apple Apple Cider Cider Vinegar Vinegar BeeBee Pollen Pollen PROTEIN PROTEIN Lecithin Lecithin Granules Granules EggsEggs Probiotic Probiotic Cultures Cultures Whey Whey Protein Protein Powder Powder Green Green Juices Juices Cottage Cottage Cheese Cheese Veggies Veggies Juices Juices Chicken Chicken Breast Breast Mineral Mineral Water Water Yogurt Yogurt Alkaline Alkaline Antioxidant Antioxidant Almonds Almonds Water Water Chestnuts Chestnuts Green Green TeaTea TofuTofu (fermented) (fermented) Herbal Herbal TeaTea FlaxFlax Seeds Seeds Dandelion Dandelion TeaTea Pumpkin Pumpkin Seeds Seeds Ginseng Ginseng TeaTea Tempeh Tempeh (fermented) (fermented) Banchi Banchi TeaTea Squash Squash Seeds Seeds Kombucha Kombucha Sunflower Sunflower Seeds Seeds Millet Millet SPICES/SEASONINGS SPICES/SEASONINGS Cinnamon Cinnamon Sprouted Sprouted Seeds Seeds Curry Curry Nuts Nuts Ginger Ginger ORIENTAL ORIENTAL VEGETAVEGETA-Mustard Mustard BLES BLES Chili Chili Pepper Pepper Maitake Maitake Sea Sea SaltSalt Daikon Daikon Miso Miso Dandelion Dandelion Root Root Tamari Tamari 15 15 it out. it out. Be sure Be sure to reach to reach up as upfar as back far back as as REMEDIES: because because thenthen you’ll you’ll kill kill off it’s off it’s REMEDIES: possible: possible: a lota of lotyeast of yeast likeslikes to hide to hide out out “magick “magick healing-ness.” healing-ness.” the the cervix. cervix. Wash Wash youryour hands hands thorthorI list I list a number a number of suggestions of suggestions in this in thisnearnear Yogurt: Yogurt: Plain Plain yogurt yogurt is really is really section, oughly withwith hot hot water water afterafter removing removing section, for for a few a few reasons. reasons. Everybody Everybodyoughly the the onlyonly kindkind of yogurt of yogurt to eat to eat andand yeast. yeast. every every body body are are different, different, andand cer-cer-the the when when youyou havehave a Yeast a Yeast InfecInfec- taintain techniques techniques willwill work work better better for for tion,tion, since since flavored flavored yogurts yogurts some some thanthan for for others. others. Also, Also, a number a numberGarlic: Garlic: TakeTake a clove a clove of garlic, of garlic, peelpeel it, it, are are highhigh in sugar in sugar andand willwill pro-pro- of the of the techniques techniques startstart getting getting pricey, pricey,andand poke poke some some holes holes in itinwith it with a fork. a fork. Insert it into it into the the vagina, vagina, as deeply as deeply as as mote mote the the growth growth of yeast. of yeast. Yo- Yo- so I’ve so I’ve alsoalso included included methods methods thatthat youyouInsert possible. 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I suggest I suggest using using a combinaa combina-going going to just to just floatfloat up into up into youryour body: body: healthy healthy balance balance of all of the all the dif- dif- tiontion of the of the below below methods, methods, alternating alternatingwhen when youyou want want to remove to remove it, just it, just bearbear down (like(like you’re you’re making making a bowel a bowel movemoveferent ferent kinds kinds of bacteria of bacteria thatthat between between them them so that so that the the yeast yeast cannot cannotdown ment), andand if the if the garlic garlic doesn’t doesn’t slip slip out out live live there. there. They They restore restore the the keepkeep up with up with youryour sneak-attacks. sneak-attacks. There Therement), onown, its own, use use oneone finger finger to push to push it out. it out. “good” “good” bacteria bacteria thatthat comprise comprise are are many many more more remedies remedies thanthan the the onesoneson its Garlic is a isgreat a great anti-fungal, anti-fungal, it’s it’s cheap, cheap, healthy healthy vaginal vaginal flora, flora, andand when when listed listed here, here, but but I’veI’ve onlyonly chosen chosen to share to shareGarlic youyou the the remedies remedies thatthat I have I have triedtriedandand it soothes it soothes the the itching itching andand burning burning these these bacteria bacteria are are killed killed (by (by withwith prescription prescription YI YI medications, medications, myself. myself. quite quite nicely. nicely. Plus,Plus, it leaves it leaves youryour yoniyoni smelling smelling likelike garlic garlic bread. bread. for for example), example), YI’sYI’s are are more more likely likely to recur. to recur. Two Two Fingers Fingers in the in the Shower: Shower: Douching: Another Another personal personal favorite. favorite. Perhaps Perhaps the the more more graphic graphic of the of the techtech-Douching: Conventional douches douches are quite are quite terrible terrible Acidophilus: Acidophilus:Speaking Speakingof of niques niques outlined outlined in this in this section, section, is itisthe it theConventional the the health health of the of the vagina, vagina, because because IT’S IT’S Okay! Okay! THERE’S THERE’S STILL STILL the the bacteria bacteria found found in yogurt, in yogurt, youyou can can most most important important in my in my opinion. opinion. TheThefor for kill kill off off the the entire entire vaginal vaginal flora, flora, PLENTY PLENTY LEFT LEFT TOTO EAT! 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YouYou can can alsoalso soaksoak a tampon a tampon (use(use organic, organic, natural naturalBecause Because youryour yoniyoni is a isgentle, a gentle, sensitive sensitive of your of your body, body, it isit important is important to to cotton cotton tampons, tampons, andand change change every every 4-6 4-6partpart it clean. it clean. (The(The following following tipstips willwill hours, hours, please!) please!) in tea in tea treetree oil and oil and insert insertkeepkeep alsoalso prove prove helpful helpful in preventing in preventing YI’sYI’s in in thatthat too.too. the the firstfirst place.) place.) Yogurt: Yogurt: Some Some women women put put yogurt yogurt in in -Avoid harsh, harsh, perfumed, perfumed, andand anti-bacteanti-bactetheir their yonis yonis withwith a teaspoon, a teaspoon, holding holding-Avoid soaps soaps in the in the vaginal vaginal areaarea open open the the walls walls of the of the vagina vagina withwith a arial rial speculum speculum (those (those metal metal duck duck lips lips thatthat -Wash youryour genitals genitals frequently frequently withwith the the gynecologist gynecologist usesuses to hold to hold open open the the-Wash warm water water andand gentle gentle soap, soap, andand pat pat dry dry inner inner walls walls of the of the vagina). vagina). Most Most women, women,warm however, however, don’t don’t justjust havehave speculums speculums ly- ly-(make (make suresure youryour vulva vulva is totally is totally dry,dry, leav-leaving around. ing around. I recommend I recommend getting getting oneone of ofing ing the the yeast yeast withwith littlelittle moisture moisture to to those those popsicle popsicle freezer freezer traystrays andand making making some some yogurt yogurt popsicles. popsicles. Because Because YI’sYI’s are are 20 20 Cheese, Cheese, Processed Processed Cheese, Cheese, Sheep Sheep MilkMilk Butter Butter NUTS NUTS & BUTTERS & BUTTERS Cashews Cashews Brazil Brazil Nuts Nuts Peanuts Peanuts Peanut Peanut Butter Butter Pecans Pecans Tahini Tahini Walnuts Walnuts ANIMAL ANIMAL PROTEIN PROTEIN BeefBeef Carp Carp Clams Clams FishFish Lamb Lamb Lobster Lobster Mussels Mussels Oyster Oyster PorkPork Rabbit Rabbit Salmon Salmon Shrimp Shrimp Scallops Scallops Tuna Tuna Turkey Turkey Venison Venison ALCOHOL ALCOHOL BeerBeer Spirits Spirits Hard Hard Liquor Liquor Wine Wine BEANS BEANS & LEGUMES & LEGUMES Black Black Beans Beans Chick Chick PeasPeas Green Green PeasPeas Kidney Kidney Beans Beans Lentils Lentils Lima Lima Beans Beans Pinto Pinto Beans Beans RedRed Beans Beans Soy Soy Beans Beans Soy Soy MilkMilk White White Beans Beans RiceRice MilkMilk Almond Almond MilkMilk OTHER OTHER DEMONS: DEMONS: Other Other foods foods to watch to watch out out for for besides besides sugars sugars andand acids: acids: Fungi: Fungi: Mushrooms Mushrooms are are the the most most comcommonly monly consumed consumed fungus fungus in Western in Western cul-culture.ture. OTHER OTHER Distilled Distilled Vinegar Vinegar Wheat Wheat Germ Germ Potatoes Potatoes Yeast: Yeast: Although Although you’re you’re steering steering clearclear of of bread, bread, the the main main source source of yeast, of yeast, if you’re if you’re a nutritional a nutritional yeast yeast fiend fiend like like I amI (it’s am (it’s re- really ally yummy yummy on popcorn on popcorn withwith some some dill,dill, or mixed or mixed withwith oliveolive oil and oil and pasta pasta to make to make vegan vegan mac-and-cheese. mac-and-cheese. I could I could go on, go on, but but thenthen youyou might might just just go and go and eat some) eat some) thenthen youyou might might want want to switch to switch to Bragg’s to Bragg’s liquid liquid aminos aminos on your on your crunchy crunchy morsels. morsels. DRUGS DRUGS & CHEMICALS & CHEMICALS Chemicals Chemicals Drugs, Drugs, Medicinal Medicinal Drugs, Drugs, Psychedelic Psychedelic Pesticides Pesticides Herbicides Herbicides Alcohol: Alcohol: Alcohol Alcohol stimulates stimulates Candida Candida growth, growth, and and because because of the of the fermentation fermentation process process of of making making alcoholic alcoholic drinks, drinks, theythey are extremely are extremely highhigh in sugar. in sugar. It’s also It’s also not such not such a great a great ideaidea to to be putting be putting toxins toxins intointo youryour system system when when it’s it’s working working hardhard to fight to fight off an offinfection, an infection, duh.duh. PASTA PASTA (WHITE) (WHITE) Noodles Noodles Macaroni Macaroni Spaghetti Spaghetti 13 13 organs organs andand bones bones to neutralize to neutralize the the it contains it contains no “caffeine” no “caffeine” per per se, itse,isitnevis nev-vitalvital ThisThis strains strains the the system, system, andand can can ertheless ertheless full full of natural of natural stimulants stimulants andandacid.acid. cause a number a number of undesirable of undesirable ailments ailments will will givegive you you a little a little buzzbuzz similar similar to that to thatcause YI’s.YI’s. (see(see http://www.trans4mind. http://www.trans4mind. of coffee of coffee or tea. or tea. Mate Mate Factor Factor has has manumanu-like like factured factured a variety a variety of flavors, of flavors, andand the the Dark Darkcom/nutrition/pH.html com/nutrition/pH.html for for more more inforinformation). Some Some popular popular acidic acidic foods foods in- inRoast Roast flavor flavor is the is the oneone most most resembling resemblingmation). clude clude (chart (chart taken taken from from TheThe Wolfe Wolfe Clinic Clinic the the smell smell andand tastetaste of coffee. of coffee. Online): Online): Potatoes: Potatoes: Potatoes Potatoes are are super-starchy. super-starchy. Starches Starches are are among among the the fast-burning fast-burning car- car-ACIDIFYING ACIDIFYING FOODS: FOODS: bohydrates bohydrates (fast-burning (fast-burning means means it turns it turns FATS FATS & OILS & OILS to sugar to sugar veryvery quickly). quickly). Avocado Avocado Oil Oil Canola Oil Oil Refined Refined andand Complex Complex CarbohyCarbohy-Canola Corn Oil Oil drates: drates: white white flourflour (any(any flour, flour, really), really),Corn Hemp SeedSeed Oil Oil white white rice,rice, cereals, cereals, pasta, pasta, instant/minute instant/minuteHemp Oil Oil oats.oats. Refined Refined carbohydrates carbohydrates are are fast-fast-FlaxFlax burning burning carbohydrates carbohydrates (meaning (meaning theytheyLardLard Olive Oil Oil quickly quickly turnturn to sugar, to sugar, as opposed as opposed to slowto slow-Olive burning burning carbohydrates, carbohydrates, like like vegetables vegetablesSafflower Safflower Oil Oil andand legumes). legumes). Whole Whole grains grains like like brown brownSesame Sesame Oil Oil rice,rice, wildwild ricerice (be (be careful careful withwith wildwild rice,rice,Sunflower Sunflower Oil Oil because because a lotaof lotcompanies of companies sell asell wild a wild ricerice FRUITS blend, blend, which which is mainly is mainly white white ricerice withwith a aFRUITS Cranberries few few grains grains of wild of wild ricerice thrown thrown intointo the theCranberries mix), mix), kamut, kamut, millet, millet, buckwheat, buckwheat, barley, barley, GRAINS kasha, kasha, quinoa, quinoa, andand steelsteel cut cut oatsoats are are all allGRAINS RiceRice Cakes Cakes good good substitutes substitutes for refined for refined carbs. carbs. Wheat Wheat Cakes Cakes Amaranth DEMON DEMON NUMBER NUMBER TWO: TWO: ACID ACID Amaranth Yeast Yeast Infections Infections are are alsoalso caused caused andand ag- ag-Barley Barley gravated gravated by acidic by acidic foods, foods, because because of the of theBuckwheat Buckwheat instability instability of the of the body’s body’s pH.pH. pH pH stands standsCorn Corn (rolled) (rolled) for “potential for “potential of hydrogen,” of hydrogen,” andand it refers it refersOatsOats Quinoa to the to the acidity acidity or alkalinity or alkalinity of a of solution. a solution. It ItQuinoa (all) (all) is measured is measured on aon scale a scale of 0of to014to- 14 the- the low-low-RiceRice er the er the pH pH the the more more acidic acidic the the solution, solution,RyeRye Spelt the the higher higher the the pH pH the the more more alkaline alkaline (or (orSpelt Kamut base) base) the the solution. solution. When When a solution a solution has has a aKamut Wheat pH pH of 7of is 7itisneutral, it neutral, meaning meaning it’s neither it’s neitherWheat Hemp SeedSeed Flour Flour acidic acidic or alkaline. or alkaline. Most Most people people whowho suffer sufferHemp from from unbalanced unbalanced pH pH are are acidic. acidic. When When youryour system system getsgets too too acidic, acidic, youryour body body is isDAIRY DAIRY forced forced to borrow to borrow minerals minerals (like(like calcium, calcium,Cheese, Cheese, CowCow Cheese, Goat Goat sodium, sodium, potassium potassium andand magnesium) magnesium) from fromCheese, 12 12 -Wear -Wear loose, loose, free-flowing free-flowing pants pants or skirts. or skirts. ThisThis willwill keepkeep the the vaginal vaginal areaarea a little a little warm warm andand a little a little less less moist. moist. - Use - Use a clean a clean towel towel or paper or paper towel towel every everyless less timetime youyou dry dry youryour vulva vulva afterafter a shower, a shower, - Always wash wash youryour hands hands thoroughly thoroughly af- afso as sonot as not to keep to keep giving giving the the yeast yeast backback- Always ter touching youryour yoni. yoni. to yourself to yourself by leaving by leaving it on it your on your terryterry-ter touching cloth cloth towels. towels. -Wash -Wash all douche all douche bottles bottles (if you’re (if you’re using using -Use-Use unscented unscented toilet toilet paper paper freefree or inks or inksa natural a natural douche douche likelike the the oneone outlined outlined in in andand dyes. dyes. the the “Treatments” “Treatments” section section of this of this chapchapter),ter), applicators, applicators, andand other other re-useable re-useable -Avoid -Avoid conventional conventional douches douches likelike the thedevices devices thatthat are are inserted inserted intointo the the vagi-vagiplague. plague. na thoroughly na thoroughly in warm in warm water water andand mildmild hand hand soap. soap. -Wear -Wear cotton cotton underwear, underwear, so that so that the the natural natural fibers fibers of the of the cotton cotton willwill absorb absorb-If you -If you get get youryour period period when when youyou havehave any any perspiration, perspiration, wicking wicking moisture moisture away awaya YI a YI (which (which is actually is actually good, good, because because the the yeast yeast really really doesn’t doesn’t likelike menstrual menstrual from from the the yoni. yoni. blood, blood, andand the the blood blood alsoalso helps helps pushpush a a lotitofout), it out), do not do not use use tampons tampons (and(and -Change -Change youryour underwear underwear at least at least onceonce a alot of I wouldn’t use use a menstrual a menstrual cupcup either). either). day day when when youyou havehave a YI, a YI, washing washing dirtydirtyI wouldn’t Home-made terrycloth terrycloth padspads are are ideal, ideal, undies undies in hot in hot water. water. ThisThis wayway if any if any yeast yeastHome-made getsgets intointo the the fibers fibers of your of your undies, undies, youyouor you or you could could use use conventional conventional pads. pads. Ei- Eiaren’t aren’t stewing stewing in it. in Some it. Some women women mi- mi-therther way,way, change change them them often. often. crowave crowave their their underwear underwear to kill to kill off the off the bacteria, bacteria, but but I prefer I prefer justjust to put to put them them in in the the wash, wash, as hot as hot as possible. as possible. grow grow in) in) 21 21 66 IIJust JustWanna WannaMake MakeLove Loveto You: to You: Sex SexandandYeast YeastInfections Infections its earlier stages. stages. I have I have never, never, however, however, ISSUES ISSUES PERTAINING PERTAINING TOTO HETHET-its earlier developed developed an actual an actual YI from YI from using using sper-sperEROSEXUAL, EROSEXUAL, VAGINAL VAGINAL SEXSEX micide, micide, but but it certainly it certainly doesdoes irritate irritate the the gentle walls walls of the of the vagina. vagina. That That being being Nonoxyl Nonoxyl 9: Nonoxyl 9: Nonoxyl 9 is9an is ingredian ingredi-gentle ent ent in most in most spermicidal spermicidal jellies, jellies, creams, creams,said,said, I wouldn’t I wouldn’t advise advise using using nonoxyl nonoxyl 9 9 andand in some in some condoms. condoms. Although Although many manyproducts products if you if you already already havehave a YI, a YI, but but I I (including (including my my current current gynecologist) gynecologist) say saycan’tcan’t claim claim thatthat theythey cause cause YI’s.YI’s. (Keep (Keep reading for more for more info.info. about about lube…) lube…) thatthat there there is nois link no link between between nonoxyl nonoxyl 9 9reading Semen: Semen Semen aggravates aggravates YI’s.YI’s. I’veI’ve andand YI’s,YI’s, many many women women would would argue argue the theSemen: opposite. opposite. Whenever Whenever I use I use a spermicidal a spermicidalhadhad littlelittle success success in finding in finding out out exactly exactly product, product, my my vagina vagina begins begins to feel to feel dry drywhy,why, but but if you if you are lucky are lucky enough enough to even to even andand itchy, itchy, andand I feel I feel a burning a burning thatthat I can I canwant want to have to have sex sex when when youyou havehave a YI, a YI, be be onlyonly compare compare to the to the feeling feeling of aofYIa YI in insuresure to use to use a condom a condom or iforyou’re if you’re on on 22 22 Caffeine: Caffeine: That’s That’s right, right, no coffee no coffee (includ(includDEMON DEMON NUMBER NUMBER ONE: ONE: SUGAR SUGARing ing decaf), decaf), no tea no (tisanes/herbal tea (tisanes/herbal teasteas are are okay), okay), no chocolate no chocolate (oh,(oh, fuck!), fuck!), no soft no soft Yeast Yeast thrives thrives in sugar, in sugar, andand thatthat being being said,said,drinks drinks (or (or rather, rather, in American: in American: soda, soda, in in do not do not eat sugar eat sugar when when you you havehave a YI. a YI. Pe- Pe-Canadian: Canadian: pop). pop). riod.riod. NotNot eveneven a little a little bit. bit. It might It might just just- Side - Side notenote about about black black tea: tea: black black tea retea reduces the the body’s body’s ability ability to absorb to absorb andand re- rebe the be the hardest hardest thing thing you you everever do: Ido: know I knowduces iron.iron. IronIron is anisimportant an important mineral mineral for for personally personally thatthat I crave I crave sweets sweets more more thanthantaintain women, as we as lose we lose a lota of lotiron of iron through through usual usual when when I have I have a YI. a YI. ButBut by deprivby depriv-women, ing your ing your body body of sugar, of sugar, you you quite quite literally literallythe the blood blood lostlost during during menstruation. menstruation. ThisThis starve starve the the yeast yeast out out of your of your system. system. Al- Al-is why is why women women often often crave crave chocolate chocolate be- bethough though it might it might seem seem like like a simple a simple rulerule to tocause, cause, aside aside from from being being a tasty a tasty comfort comfort follow, follow, sugar sugar is more is more thanthan just just the the white whitefood, food, chocolate chocolate is high is high in iron. in iron. So ifSo you’re if you’re crystals crystals in your in your cupboard. cupboard. Sugar Sugar is hidis hid-on your on your moon moon andand craving craving chocolate, chocolate, try try ing ing in ainlota of lotplaces of places thatthat you you might might not noteating eating some some spinach spinach instead, instead, because because havehave suspected, suspected, eveneven under under the the guise guise of ofchocolate chocolate not not onlyonly contains contains sugar, sugar, but but caffeine caffeine too.too. “healthy” “healthy” foods, foods, suchsuch as: as: - Here’s whywhy youryour body body hates hates coffee, coffee, eveneven Natural Natural Sweeteners: Sweeteners: agave agave nectar, nectar,- Here’s decaffeinated coffee: coffee: Coffee Coffee givesgives a kick a kick honey, honey, brown brown sugar, sugar, maple maple syrup, syrup, SplenSplen-decaffeinated to the body’s body’s hormones hormones adrenaline adrenaline andand da, Sweet da, Sweet andand Low,Low, evaporated evaporated canecane juice, juice,to the glucagon. These These twotwo hormones hormones release release brown brown ricerice syrup. syrup. It’s It’s all sugar, all sugar, honeyhoney-glucagon. stored sugar sugar from from the the liver,liver, which which raises raises child. child. They They might might not not be as be “bad” as “bad” as asstored body’s body’s blood blood sugar. sugar. ThisThis is why is why you you white white tabletable sugar, sugar, but but theythey will will nevertheneverthe-the the less less make make yeast yeast havehave a wild a wild dance dance party party in inget aget rush a rush eveneven from from decaf. decaf. Caffeine Caffeine aside, aside, youryour yoni.yoni. Some Some say say Stevia Stevia is okay, is okay, but but I Icoffee coffee givesgives you you a sugar-high. a sugar-high. usually usually keepkeep away. away. SaySay youyou can’t can’t livelive without without your your early early morning coffee? coffee? Okay, Okay, okay,okay, herehere are are Fruits: Fruits: Fructose Fructose is ais sugar, a sugar, silly. silly.morning coffee coffee alternatives. alternatives. Please Please notenote thatthat (Useful (Useful tidbit: tidbit: anything anything ending ending in –ose in –ose is istwotwo of these of these alternatives alternatives are things are things thatthat a sugar. a sugar. Malatose, Malatose, fructose, fructose, lactose, lactose, etc.)etc.)bothboth aggravate aggravate a YI, a YI, but but not not as much as much as as Some Some would would argue argue thatthat all berries, all berries, pomepome-will will coffee will:will: granates, granates, lemons, lemons, andand limes limes are are okayokay in incoffee moderation. moderation. 1. the 1. the super-sugar super-sugar alternative: alternative: Put Put a a tablespoon of black of black currant currant syrup syrup (man, (man, Dairy Dairy andand Animal Animal Proteins: Proteins: Lactose Lactosetablespoon syrup, just just saying saying thatthat word word givesgives me me is sugar. is sugar. Moldy Moldy cheeses cheeses are are especially especially to tosyrup, be avoided, be avoided, andand if you if you absolutely absolutely must musta sugar-rush) a sugar-rush) in aincup a cup of hot of hot water. water. TheThe havehave dairy, dairy, make make it goat’s it goat’s milkmilk or goat or goatthick, thick, black black color color of the of the drink drink will will tricktrick you you intointo thinking thinking you’re you’re drinking drinking coffee, coffee, cheese. cheese. if you if you think think you you know know better. better. - Note: - Note: There There is one is one exception exception to the to the “no “noeveneven dairy” dairy” rule:rule: yogurt. yogurt. (see(see the the “It’s“It’s Okay! Okay! 2. the slightly slightly better better alternative: alternative: There’s There’s StillStill Plenty Plenty to East” to East” section section of of2. the Yerba Yerba Mate Mate is aisSouth a South American American drink drink thisthis chapter chapter for more for more information) information) has has become become commercialized commercialized andand - Note: - Note: Animal Animal proteins proteins alsoalso include include red redthatthat trendy trendy in North in North America. America. Although Although meat, meat, which which promotes promotes fungus fungus growth. growth. eveneven 11 11 the the pill,pill, youyou can can alsoalso opt opt for the for the pull-out pull-out SexSex Toys: Toys: Clean Clean all sex all sex toystoys thoroughthoroughmethod. method. ly, inly,hot in hot water water andand hand hand soap. soap. Silicone Silicone can can be set be in setboiling in boiling water water for for twotwo CanCan Men Men Carry Carry YI’s? YI’s? If aIfman a man doesdoestoystoys minutes, or run or run through through the the dishwasher. dishwasher. not not thoroughly thoroughly andand properly properly clean clean his hisminutes, Rubber toys,toys, however, however, traptrap dirtdirt rather rather lingam lingam (that’s (that’s hippie hippie talktalk for penis) for penis) afterafterRubber having having intercourse intercourse withwith a woman a woman whowhoeasily: easily: I suggest I suggest using using condoms condoms overover rubber toys.toys. Also, Also, when when washing washing bat-bathas has a YI, a YI, he can he can technically technically transmit transmitrubber yeast yeast to another to another woman. woman. This, This, however, however,tery-operated tery-operated or electronic or electronic toys,toys, be sure be sure doesdoes not not guarantee guarantee thatthat the the latter latter willwillnot not to submerge to submerge them them in the in the water. water. get get a YI; a YI; yeast yeast colonization colonization doesdoes not not necessarily necessarily equal equal an infection. an infection. It isItalso is alsoLubrication: Lubrication: Try Try to steer to steer clearclear of luof lubricants containing containing glycol glycol or glycerin, or glycerin, possible possible thatthat a woman a woman withwith a Yeast a Yeast In- In-bricants fection fection can can givegive the the yeast yeast to her to her malemaleas both as both of these of these agents agents work work as sugars as sugars partner, partner, whowho can can thenthen transmit transmit it back it backwhen when inside inside the the vagina, vagina, thusthus promoting promoting to her. to her. So wash So wash the the shmeckies shmeckies in your in yourthe the growth growth of yeast. of yeast. AndAnd see see the the above above life!life! notes notes on nonoxyl on nonoxyl 9 too. 9 too. Peeing Peeing After After Sex: Sex: Urinating Urinating afterafter (and(and before) before) sexual sexual intercourse intercourse reduces reduces the the Oral Oral Sex: Sex: If you If you are aare woman a woman performperform-chance chance of urinary of urinary tracttract infections. infections. Who Who wants a YIa and YI and a UTI, a UTI, right? right? ing ing oraloral sex sex on another on another woman woman whowho has haswants a YI, a YI, youyou willwill not not get get a vaginal a vaginal YI. YI. Al- Although though having having the the yeast yeast in your in your mouth mouth maymay givegive youyou oraloral thrush, thrush, this,this, generally generally speaking, speaking, is usually is usually onlyonly a problem a problem for for those those whowho havehave lowlow immunity, immunity, suchsuch as as people people living living withwith HIV HIV or AIDS. or AIDS. INDISCRIMINATE INDISCRIMINATE ISSUES: ISSUES: TheThe DietDiet for afor New a New Vagina! Vagina! 10 10 23 23 77 Making MakingananInformed InformedDecision DecisionAbout About Over-the-Counter Over-the-CounterandandPrescription PrescriptionMedication Medication When When I first I first started started getting getting YI’s,YI’s, I Ican can pill pill for less for less money money andand be done be done withwith thought thought Monistat Monistat waswas a godsend. a godsend. ButButthe the matter. matter. thenthen it stopped it stopped working, working, andand I found I found A week A week laterlater I was I was backback in the in the gynegynemyself myself in the in the gynecologist’s gynecologist’s office, office, itchy, itchy,cologist’s cologist’s office, office, with, with, well,well, it wasn’t it wasn’t a a on on edge. edge. TheThe gynecologist gynecologist gavegave me me a aYI, YI, but but it was it was certainly certainly something. something. TheThe prescription prescription for for Fluconazole Fluconazole (the(the drugdruggynocologist gynocologist guessed guessed it was it was Bacterial Bacterial commonly commonly marketed marketed under under the the name nameVaginitis, Vaginitis, andand gavegave me me a prescription a prescription Diflucan). Diflucan). TheThe prescription prescription costcost $16 $16 to tofor Metronidazol, for Metronidazol, which which made made my my yoniyoni fill, fill, andand consisted consisted of one of one pinkpink pill pill thatthat I Ifeelfeel unnaturally unnaturally dry.dry. My My yoniyoni justjust didn’t didn’t tooktook orally. orally. My My YI receded YI receded within within a day a dayfeelfeel right. right. of taking of taking the the pill,pill, andand I wondered I wondered whywhy TheThe wayway thatthat medications medications likelike MoniMoniso many so many women women werewere fussing fussing around aroundstatstat andand Diflucan Diflucan work work is that is that theythey kill kill withwith the the cremes, cremes, the the suppositories, suppositories, andandoff off the the bacteria bacteria in the in the yoni, yoni, efficiently efficiently the the leaky leaky vaginal vaginal treatments treatments likelike MoniMoni-eradicating eradicating yeast. yeast. TheThe medications medications do do statstat thatthat tooktook up to upseven to seven daysdays to cure to cure a anot not discriminate discriminate in what in what theythey kill kill off, off, YI, YI, when when theythey could could justjust poppop oneone DifluDiflu-however, however, andand so along so along withwith killing killing off off 24 24 33 Feed FeedYourself, Yourself,Mama: Mama: The TheDiet DietforforWomen WomenFighting Fighting Yeast YeastInfections Infections YouYou areare what what youyou eat.eat. Or,Or, rather, rather, your your yoni yoni is what is what youyou eat.eat. If you If you areare a a woman woman who who is prone is prone to getting to getting YI’s, YI’s, or ifor you if you currently currently have have one, one, then then putput aside aside your your notions notions of “Oh, of “Oh, I’mI’m being being so baaad so baaad – this – this is going is going to go tostraight go straight to my to my hips!” hips!” andand instead instead think think of itofthis it this way: way: “This “This chocolate chocolate barbar is gois goinging to go tostraight go straight to my to my cooch.” cooch.” TheThe suggestions suggestions following, following, furthermore, furthermore, areare preventative preventative measures measures as much as much as they as they areare treatments. treatments. Because Because of of thethe frequency frequency of the of the YI’sYI’s I was I was getting, getting, I permanently I permanently changed changed mymy eating eating habits, habits, andand have have found found thatthat thisthis hashas really really helped helped prevent prevent YI’s. YI’s. Obviously Obviously a diet a diet thatthat strictly strictly follows follows thethe suggestions suggestions below below would would be rather be rather hard hard to keep, to keep, butbut it’s it’s been been pretty pretty easy easy to avoid to avoid sweets, sweets, baked baked goods, goods, andand even even bread. bread. ButBut playplay around, around, andand seesee what what works works for for you. you. Addressing Addressing your your dietdiet may may be something be something thatthat is emotionally is emotionally challengchallenging:ing: a lot a lot of women of women carry carry great great shame shame when when it comes it comes to how to how andand what what they they eat.eat. Don’t Don’t do anything do anything thatthat youyou areare notnot comfortable comfortable with. with. YouYou might might want want to go to see go see a nutritionist, a nutritionist, or take or take small small steps steps in changing in changing your your eating eating habits, habits, instead instead of radically of radically changing changing everything everything at once. at once. Abstaining Abstaining from from sweets, sweets, for for me,me, hashas helped helped meme examine examine how how I abuse I abuse myself myself with with food food andand how how I use I use it toitunhealthily to unhealthily comfort comfort myself. myself. 9 9 hard, hard, seeing seeing as how as how of the of the seven seven peo-peotriedtried to violate to violate me me as Iasslept. I slept. TheThe nextnextwas was morning morning I went I went for afor hike a hike by myself, by myself, and andple ple on the on the trip,trip, five five werewere men.men. ButBut shar-sharing with the the group group made made me confront me confront my my got my got period my period in the in the middle middle of the of the woods. woods.ing with findings. I fellI asleep fell asleep on aon rock, a rock, in the in the sun,sun, I experienced I experienced intense intense menstrual menstrual cramps, cramps,findings. everyone everyone elseelse wentwent exploring. exploring. and and hadhad to use to use my my cellphone cellphone to call to call the theand and I woke up to up my to my partner partner calling calling my my forest forest service service to come to come carry carry me me out out of of I woke the the woods. woods. As IAslayI in laythe in the middle middle of the of thename, name, telling telling me me to follow to follow him.him. Tired, Tired, I I obliged, and and he led he me led me to the to the restrest of the of the trail,trail, screaming screaming withwith pain,pain, a single a single beam beam of ofobliged, group. They They hadhad discovered discovered the the site site of aof a sunlight sunlight penetrated penetrated the canopy the canopy and and fell on fell ongroup. former Anasasi Anasasi village. village. TwoTwo shelters shelters and and a a my face. my face. It was It was warm warm and and soothing. soothing. I can’t I can’tformer storage storage where where all that all that remained. remained. Out-Outremember remember if I ifpassed I passed out out or not, or not, but but by byfoodfood the the timetime the the forest forest ranger ranger found found me me and andsideside of the of the foodfood storage storage we found we found pieces pieces roused roused me,me, I could I could walkwalk on my on own… my own… of obsidian, of obsidian, a sharp a sharp rockrock often often usedused for for As IAs walked I walked through through the desert the desert thatthat day daycutting, cutting, in the in the sand. sand. 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(And (And lovelove I needed I needed to listen to listen up. up. youryour beautiful beautiful self...) self...) I still I still get get the the desperate desperate drive drive to dito di- 29 29 Table Tableof ofContents Contents Introduction Introduction Thank ThankYou, You,From FromthetheBottom Bottomof My of MyVagina Vagina ment ment at McGill at McGill University: University: ...for...for the the enthusiasm, enthusiasm, the the support, support, the the resources, resources, andand for for creating creating a safe a safe space space for all forwomen all women on campus. on campus. Doctor Doctor EricEric Doringer: Doringer: ...for...for helping helping me me when when I satI sat in your in your office, office, frustrated frustrated andand teary-eyed, teary-eyed, for for helping helping me me learn learn more more about about my my body, body, for for answering answering my my questions, questions, for for helphelphealheal in ain way a way thatthat maintains maintains my my ing ing me me integrity. integrity. TheThe Employees Employees andand Volunteers Volunteers at at the the Boulder Boulder Food Food Co-Op: Co-Op: ...for...for sharing sharing withwith me me youryour advice advice My My Parents: Parents: andand recipes recipes andand sauerkraut. sauerkraut. ...for...for making making me me exist, exist, for for helping helping me me pay pay for alternative for alternative doctors doctors andand nat-nat- Timothy: Timothy: not not covered covered by health by health ...for...for uralural treatments treatments youryour inexhaustible inexhaustible patience, patience, insurance. insurance. For For patiently patiently supporting supporting my myyouryour enthusiasm enthusiasm for for learning, learning, andand youryour newnew radical radical pursuits, pursuits, andand for for standing standingsupport. support. For For asking asking questions, questions, for for back back withwith gaping gaping eyeseyes when when youyou didn’t didn’twithholding withholding judgement, judgement, for for loving loving me me understand, understand, honoring honoring thatthat youryour little littlethrough through eight eight Yeast Yeast Infections. Infections. babybaby needs needs to walk to walk her her ownown path. path. Melina Melina Hoffman: Hoffman: Jessica: Jessica: ...for...for hooking hooking up the up the herbology herbology ...for...for helping helping me me lighten lighten up, up, andand for forsection section of this of this zine.zine. relentless relentless interest interest andand undivided undivided sup-sup- YouYou rock, rock, mama! mama! port. port. For For adding adding some some humor humor to my to my life.life. ut, TheThe Union Union for for Gender Gender EmpowerEmpowe 30 30 page4 page4 Chapter Chapter OneOne Why Why Me,Me, Why Why Me?Me? pagepage 5 5 Chapter Chapter TwoTwo TheThe Wise Wise Woman Woman pagepage 7 7 Chapter Chapter Three Three FeedFeed Yourself, Yourself, Mama: Mama: TheThe DietDiet for for Women Women Fighting Fighting Yeast Yeast Infections Infections pagepage 10 10 It’s It’s Okay! Okay! There’s There’s StillStill Plenty Plenty to Eat! to Eat! pagepage 14 14 Fun,Fun, EasyEasy to Prepare, to Prepare, YoniYoniFriendly Friendly Recipes Recipes pagepage 16 16 Chapter Chapter FourFour Sleep Sleep pagepage 17 17 Chapter Chapter FiveFive TheThe Pet Pet youyou Never Never Knew Knew youyou Had: Had: Feeding Feeding andand Cleaning Cleaning YourYour Vagina Vagina pagepage 18 18 Chapter Chapter Six Six I Just I Just Wanna Wanna Make Make Love Love to You: to You: Sex Sex andand Yeast Yeast Infections Infections pagepage 22 22 Chapter Chapter Seven Seven Making Making an Informed an Informed Decision Decision about about Over-the-Counter Over-the-Counter andand Prescription Prescription Medication Medication pagepage 24 24 Chapter Chapter Eight Eight Melina’s Melina’s Herbology Herbology Corner Corner pagepage 26 26 Nine Nine Chapter Chapter Other Other Resources Resources on Yeast on Yeast Infections, Infections, Low-Sugar/Low-Acid Low-Sugar/Low-Acid Diets, Diets, andand WomWomen’sen’s Health Health pagepage 27 27 In Closing In Closing pagepage 29 29 Thank Thank YouYou pagepage 30 30 A zine A zine for those for those seeking seeking a second a second opinion. opinion. 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