December 5, 2013 Issue of KONK Life
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December 5, 2013 Issue of KONK Life
KEY NEWS december 5-11 Published Weekly Vol. 3 No. 49 PUBLISHER Guy deBoer EDITOR|DESIGN Dawn deBoer NEWS EDITOR Ralph Morrow NEWS WRITER John Guerra FUNTIMES Nadja Hansen PHOTOGRAPHERS Larry E. Blackburn, Ralph De Palma EDITORIAL CONSULTANT Connie Gilbert CONTRIBUTORS Guy deBoer Key News Rick Boettger The Big Story Louis Petrone Key West Lou Christina Oxenberg Local Observation Mark Howell Howlings ian Brockway Tropic Sprockets Steve Calderwood Wining the Keys Kimberley Denney Bitchin’ Paradise Scott McCarthy The Gadabout Jenessa Berger Get Your Wellness Paul Menta Now We’re Cookin’ JT Thompson Hot Dish Harry Schroeder High Notes Diane Johnson In Review Morgan Kidwell Kids Korner ADVERTISING 305.296.1630 Marc Hollander|305.619.4414 [email protected] Advertising Deadline Every Friday PRINT-READY advertising materials due by Friday every week for next issue of KONK Life. 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McKenzie, the former pastor accused of stealing more than $54,000 from St. James Missionary Baptist Church in Bahama Village, told investigators he transferred money into an account he could access because collections during services were down. is and other details are included in discovery documents the Monroe County State Attorney’s Office gave to KonkLife last week. According to bank records, McKenzie transferred $40,000 from the church’s equity account to the general fund on January 22, 2013, and transferred another $5,000 on March 17. e general fund pays for church operations such as salaries and utility bills. “McKenzie said he made the transfer because the monthly collections had recently been significantly reduced and funds were needed to run the church,” investigator Chris Weber wrote in the charging document. Merrell Sands, McKenzie’s defense attorney, was to contact KonkLife this week if McKenzie | Continued on page 24 With more traffic coming south on U.S. 1 into Key West, time has been added to the traffic signal to accommodate drivers wishing to turn left at the convergence of U.S. 1 and North and South Roosevelt boulevards, reports Dean Walters, public information specialist for the Florida Department of Transportation. Soon, timing of the light at the Overseas Mark will be also be changed to relieve the bottleneck between Kennedy Boulevard and that light. Over the next two weeks, seawall cap construction, drainage, new lighting, curbing, sidewalk and paving installation will continue on the North Roosevelt project, said Walters. Also, traffic from Kennedy to the triangle will be shifting from the “inside” lane to the “water” side. With 71.5 percent of the work completed and a finish date of July 2014 anticipated, Walters warns that there have been numerous close calls involving bicycles and automobiles entering the boulevard. | Continued on page 11 n BURGLARIES AT A GLANCE page 12 www.konklife.com 3 KEY NEWS UPFRONT KEY HAPPENINGS Keys’ Senator Dwight Bullard: Give Affordable Care Act time by C.S. GILBERT Keys’ Senator Dwight Bullard visited the southernmost reaches of his district recently to address a meeting of the Monroe County Democrats at the Roosevelt Bloudevard VFW, urging them to give the Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. Obamacare, time enough to take root and grow. “Embrace it. Let it marinate. Give it time,” he said metaphorically, sounding Bullard exactly like the educator and ranking member of the Florida State Senate education committee, that he is. “All good things take time. is is not a sprint, it’s a marathon, an endurance race” comparing it to President Kennedy’s early 1960s’ vision of getting to the moon. He didn’t live to see it, Bullard said, “but by ‘69 we were there.” Bullard also cited historical precedence for social programs that faced initial opposition and took time to win the public trust. President Franklin Delano Roosevelt’s Social Security, originally intended only for widows and war veterans, “kept many Americans from falling into abject poverty for the last 50 years.” Similarly, Lyndon Baines Johnson’s Medicare and Medicaid now protect the nation’s elders and poor from death due to the lack of medical care. “Imagine 50 years from now—a society that offers full health care to all its citizens,” he said. In 2008, both Obama and Romney made campaign promises to make affordable health care a priority. “Both candidates!” he emphasized. “e guy who won did it — using ideas from the guy he beat!” e suggestion was that the strong GOP opposition was based on something other than the merits or demerits of the program, which was largely based on the Romney/Massachusetts model, which is reportedly working well. Be patient and strong in support of ACA, Bullard urged. “Getting health care to 42 million people isn’t supposed to be easy.” Answering audience questions, he condemned outrageous insurance costs, supporting (as with ACA) policies that would allow people to purchase coverage | Continued on page 10 DECEMBER 7 Book sale! Friends of the Key West Library holds its first book sale of the season 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday, December 7, in the Palm Garden next to the library, 700 Fleming St. Sale inventory is the largest in many years due to unusually high summer acquisitions. Tables will be loaded with hardback novels, mysteries, bios and history. Coffee table books and high-priced books available at a few dollars. ere are 30 years of National Geographic in matched shelf boxes. | Continued on page 27 4 www.konklife.com | MICHAEL MARRERO December 6 Keys Chorale holiday concert features high school, Bahama Village talent e 24th Season of the FKCC Keys Chorale begins 8 p.m. Friday, December 6, at the Key West United Methodist Church, corner of Eaton and Simonton streets. e annual holiday concert is a favorite for choral music lovers and this year will feature some additional talent. “Our featured selection this season is the Gloria by composer John Rutter. It calls for organ, percussion and brass. Keeping with our tradition of using local talent whenever possible, I contacted Gary Hernandez, director of the Key West High School Band, and he is providing eight of the nine brass players,” said Dean Walters, artistic director of the Chorale. “We will have one guest artist along with them. It’s going to be extremely exciting. ey’ve been practicing hard and sound great! We are also going to have a featured selection with the Chorale and children from the Bahama Village Music Program. We are so excited to be working with our local musical youth.” In addition to the featured selection, the concert will also have a great variety of holiday favorites in the wonderful acoustics of ‘Old Stone’ church. In addition to the brass ensemble from the high school, accompani- ment will be provided by Jim Cutty on piano and organ, Donna deForrest on flute, Dave Parker and Brandon Rodriguez on timpani/ percussion. Hulber Gagliardini will be the guest artist on trumpet. Soloists include Ginny Barr, Fran Decker, Linda Greenberg, Monica Haskell, Barbara Staffen and Sandy Walters. Tickets $20. Purchased online, www.keystix.com, or at MacArthur Music and Chorale members. If room available, there will be some tickets available at the door. December 5 Garden club meets Key West Garden Club meets on 1:30 p.m. ursday, December 5, at West Martello Tower. Topic keeps with the season, “Designing with Poinsettias.” Marathon Garden Club’s Linnea Cunningham, a Monroe County Master Gardener and floral designer, shares design ideas using poinsettias, talks about Joel Poinsett and provides a brief history of the poinsettia industry in the states. A raffle of her designs will be held. Meeting is free and open to the public. | Continued page 26 KEY NEWS KEY SPORTS If someone tells you to leave,it’s probably best that you go RALPH MORROW NEWS EDITOR If someone doesn’t want you in their house or in their place of business, it’s probably wise of you to get the heck out of there. Even if it’s a bar, and it’s only six in the evening. Key West Police Officer Kristopher Bouvier responded to such a complaint at Tattoos and Scars Saloon, 512 Greene St., on Tuesday. It seems that a man, later identified as 27-year-old Arthur Dawson, wouldn’t leave the saloon, although the bouncer had so requested. In fact, the bouncer said he had asked the man several times . Bouvier said when he asked Dawson for identification, he walked away, disregarding Bouvier’s order to stop. Bouvier said he asked him a second time and, when he still refused, Bouvier grabbed him by his shirt and again asked him for his identification. is time Dawson, according to the police officer, replied, “You think you tough, huh? You think you’re big and bad.” Well, maybe. Bouvier determined that Dawson was intoxicated and could no longer take care himself. So, the police officer placed him in the rear of his patrol car. But that wasn’t the end of the story. Next up was Dawson’s friend, one Dominique Lashe Joe, 19 years of age. It seems Joe was very upset that Dawson was in custody. Bouvier said he told the teenager that Dawson wasn’t being charged and that he would be released from jail within a few hours. Not good enough. As the officer attempted to speak to Dawson, Joe attempted to get between the two, saying, “Let him go. He didn’t do anything.” Bouvier said as Joe approached the car “for the seventh time. I used my right hand to physically redirect her away from myself and the patrol car.” With Bouvier and Joe talking, Dawson was able to place his feet outside the patrol car. Bouvier told him to get back in the car and, when he refused, “no less than three more times, I displayed my Taser, removed the cartridge carrying the prongs and turned it on. I instructed Mr. | Continued from page 11 Pierre leads new era in KW boys soccer Key West Conchs by NANCY COWARD KONK LIIFE SPECIAL WRITER With an overall record of 4-2-2 going into the anksgiving break, Key West Conchs’ Boys Soccer Coach Marc Pierre already has as many wins as the team finished with last season. Pierre took over the program armed with little experience, but a whole lot of passion and potential in his young squad of players. Pierre and Lady Conchs’ Coach Scott Paul are reaping the rewards of Key West Soccer Club/KWSC and Key West’s American Youth Soccer Organization’s/AYSO travel team programs that have pooled together resources to compete in Miami-Dade leagues and in club tournaments throughout Florida. is year’s freshman class not only won Boys and Girls U-14 AYSO State Titles last year, they are the same group of players who competed in Cuba two summers ago and won the ESPN Copa Deportes U-16 Boys Division in Kendall last month. ings were different a decade ago when Pierre was playing soccer for the Conchs under Coach Jason Clifford. “Kids were not playing soccer in leagues. You just kicked a ball in the street,” says Pierre. With AYSO serving over 700 boys and girls and KWSC programs expanding to younger divisions, Key West’s youth soccer talent keeps growing. “e level of play has changed, younger kids are much more skilled. ere are more organized games and more opportunities to learn and improve your game,” according to Pierre. is year’s Conchs are dominated by underclassmen including freshman speedster Adam Swiecicki who already has eight goals and three assists and sophomore goalkeeper Christian Lee who sat out last year due to a | Continued page 8 | NANCY COWARD Key West’s Danny Kearney (No. 2) squeezes between Norland attackers to clear the ball to Jack Behmke. 6 www.konklife.com THE MARK HOWELL’S HOWLINGS B IG STORY SAVING OUR NATIONAL TREASURE he treasure: the Everglades, Florida Bay and our living Coral Reef. ey are a treasure not only to our state but the nation as a whole. Agricultural run off, mainly nitrogen compounds, is ruining our water, plant life, fish and birds. We now know that excess nitrogen also is a main contributor to Global warming, so nitrogen excess is a huge problem. New scientific testing has established that 80 percent of the nitrogen comes from agriculture and only 20 percent from septic tanks. Recently, the folks up around the Indian River and its lagoons have done the most and best protesting, so the Army Corps of Engineers has turned the flush valve our way again, and when that water is released, full force, it threatens to destroy our seagrass beds and reef. So what can be done? First, all in South Florida have to insist that nitrogen-laden water must NOT be released into Florida Bay. We must make it clear that if we are ignored, each and every one of us will seek reparations for our businesses and home values as a result of damage done to our ecosystem. en, “We the People,” meaning of the United States and not just Florida, should buy back our land from the sugar plantation owners (these lands have historically been a large part of the problem) and use these lands as water storage and treatment areas to be researched and studied so nitrogen-laden, dirty water can, once and for all, be treated properly. T Today’s various languages all supposhe principal languages on our edly sprang from way back in Babylon, loplanet today are nine giants cated in what is today southern Iraq. shared among 100 million speakers: e Old Testament’s Book of RevelaMandarin, Spanish, English, Arabic, tion describes the city as a cesspit of deHindi, Bengali, Portuguese, Russian pravity that included a woman dressed in and Japanese. New Guinea, meanwhile, scarlet sitting on a scarlet beast with letters has 1,000 of the world’s other 7,000 on her forehead describing her as “Myslanguages still in use. Here at Howlings, tery, the mother of prostitutes.” is came we too have multiple mavens of language after the pre-Christian myth that Babylon to contend with. For example: “Get it? was once the center of the world, which in Got it? Good,” was not said by Danny the Book of Genesis boasted a tower where Kaye alone in the movie “e Court the world’s one language became confused Jester” as we suggested in last week’s column. e truth, chides Sheldon David- and broken up among the peoples scattered across the Earth (Hebrew for confuson, our king of the correctors, is that this line crops up in dialogue between Kaye (as sion is babel). e reality was actually the other way the minstrel/jester Herbert Hawkins) and around. Babeli was Babylonian for “gateBasil Rathbone (as Sir Ravenhurst) with way of the gods” and its tower now recogco-star Angela Lansbury as the Princess and Cecil Parker as King Roderick of Eng- nized as King Nebuchadnezzar’s great land in that classic 1956 movie. Here’s the ziggurat, or stepped tower. Alexander the Great wanted to rebuild the short version. ziggurat but only managed to clear the old Hawkins: When do we start? ruins, located about 50 miles Ravenhurst: Tonight. south of modern-day Baghdad Hawkins: Good. I’d like to — the site most recently of get in, get on with it, get it that phrase from the American over with, and get out. Get it? lexicon: “Shock and Awe.” Ravenhurst: Got it. ***** Hawkins: Good. In addition to words there Hawkins: e king’s are also foods. We now know chambers may be the key foods good for the heart are to the whole plan, get it? also good for the brain. A Ravenhurst: Got it. study in the Annals of NeurolHawkins: Good. MARK HOWELL ogy reported that among 2,258 Roderick: I trust the jester’s participants (average age 76), reputation is based on years of those who closely followed the Mediteraccomplishment? ranean diet had a 40 percent lower risk of Hawkins: Why do you think they call Alzheimer’s disease than those with the me incomparable, sire? Get it? least adherence after four years. e Roderick: Got it. Mediterranean diet means smaller portion Hawkins: Good. (snickers with sizes than the American diet; a focus on Roderick) fresh rather than processed foods; a high Princess: It is a miracle! is is the key intake of plant-based foods such as vegetato the secret passageway… Hawkins: We leave at midnight. Get it? bles, fruits, legumes and whole grain; moderate amounts of nuts, olive oil and Princess: Got it. fish (high in monounsaturated and omegaHawkins: Good. Very good. 3 fats); moderate consumption of wine, Ravenhurst: First, are you sure you can typically with meals; regular consumption dispose of my lords Brockhurst, Finsdale of skinless poultry and low-fat dairy in and Pertry? smaller portions; infrequent consumption Hawkins: Are they married? of red meat and sweets. Ravenhurst: Yes… ***** Hawkins: Order flowers for the widows. Get it? Quote for the Week: Ravenhurst: Got it. “Any human anywhere will blossom in a Hawkins: Good. (goes out window) hundred unexpected talents and capacities Tally ho! Ho ho! simply by being given the opportunity to do ***** so. — Doris Lessing (1919 – 2013) n T So it comes down to setting a price and having our great country open its wallet to save a treasure of inestimable value from nitrogen in the water that creates algae, which depletes the oxygen, creates red tides and kills the fish. Fewer fish starves the birds, in a great chain of loss and destruction. Could this miserable Congress and beleaguered administration be convinced to leave a legacy of good, to counterbalance the disdain which they currently have in the public eye? We have a problem in South Florida of historic, tragic proportions. But one which could be fixed with a few signatures on a piece of paper, a simple bill to buy some nitrogen-rich land, for the Keys are NOT a toilet. Once and for all, we in the Keys and South Florida must insist: NOTE IN OUR BACKYARD! n RICK BOETTGER COLUMNIST www.konklife.com 7 KEY WEST CONCHS IN SPORTS PIERRE | Continued from page 6 | NANCY COWARD Key West’s Adam Swiciecki races to the ball against Miami Norland. broken femur. With senior captains Justin Mock and Donte ompson supported by a towering backfield and versatile freshman midfielders, Pierre is optimistic that his team is well on its way to establishing a new winning era in Key West boys soccer. Pierre believes the key to taking it to the next level is passion. “If you’re not playing it, practicing it, or studying it, you should be watching soccer on television,” he says. “If it’s your passion, you see what the top players are doing and then you try to do it. You should work on touches, practice juggling… I want every player to be passionate, dedicated and work hard. If we can do this as a team, we will be successful.” Key West’s AYSO League wraps up its season on Saturday, Dec. 7, with division championship games and closing ceremonies at Poinciana Field. INFO www.keywestsoccer.com | NANCY COWARD New Key West High soccer coach Marc Pierre discusses strategy at halftime talk against Miami Norland. 8 www.konklife.com KEY BUSINESS IN KEYWEST COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT Key West Writers Bloc serves up 35 authors Key West Writers Bloc presents a premier authors book signing event 2-5 p.m. Saturday, December 7, at the Smokin’ Tuna Saloon, 4 Charles St., Old Town. For the first time in Key West, 35 authors appear at a single event for one afternoon only, | Continued on page 26 TV host Jenna Stauffer discovers whodunit in “Murder in Key West,” a volume of mystery stories set in the Southernmost City. This pageturner and others available at a book signing event of 35 premier local and visiting authors. www.konklife.com 9 Coming Soon! K EYS W EATH E R Recycling progam Hurricane season now officially over for 2013 Quietest season in recent years could create complacency e Florida Division of Emergency Management/FDEM marked the end of the 2013 Atlantic Hurricane Season Saturday by reminding Floridians emergency preparedness does not end with the hurricane season. e 2013 Atlantic Hurricane Season was predicted to be an above average season with 13 to 20 named storms and three to six major hurricanes. However, the 2013 season was the sixth least active hurricane season since 1950 in terms of the collective strength and duration of named storms and hurricanes. “Complacency becomes the real threat with a slower than predicted season,” said Bryan Koon, FDEM director. “e last hurricane to make landfall in Florida was in 2005. e last eight years have seen an influx of new residents who may have experienced a tropical storm and believe this is the same intensity a hurricane.” Two storms did impact Florida in 2013. Tropical Storm Andrea made landfall on June 6 near Steinhatchee producing flooding and tornadoes. Remnants of Tropical Storm Karen crossed northern Florida on October 6. ere were 13 named tropical systems, two of which were hurricanes. is is the fewest number of hurricanes in a season since 1982. ere were no major hurricanes in the Atlantic Basin this year, an occurrence not seen since 1994. “Florida was fortunate to make it through another hurricane season without significant storm damage,” said Koon. “e models projected an active hurricane season this year. Many believe all severe weather threats disappear at the end of hurricane season. Remember other threats exist, such as severe weather, flooding and wildfires.” e unusually low hurricane activity was linked to an unpredictable atmospheric pattern that produced more wind shear over the Atlantic Basin than originally forecast with several occurrences of Saharan dust from Africa that produced dry and stable air conditions in the eastern Atlantic, all preventing storms from forming or becoming exceptionally strong. Several storm systems along the U.S. eastern seaboard also helped keep tropical systems in the Atlantic from making landfall. e end of hurricane season introduces the beginning of Florida’s severe weather and wildfire seasons, as strong cold fronts move through the state and typically drier conditions enhance wildfire potential through increasing soil dryness. INFO www.FloridaDisaster.org Key Holidays COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT Holiday cheer lightens up the Keys Key West Holiday Fest to New Year’s Eve includes festivities at Key West Bight Marina, the historic heart of the island’s seaport commerce and afterdark tours of decorated bed-and-breakfast inns. Key West Harbor Walk of Lights shine along the harbor area from City reminds residents use recycle carts For persons new to Key West (including winter residents) and as a reminder from the City of Key West to all residents, the new blue recycling cart at your home is for recycling as part of Key West’s new 1–1 –1 trash, yard waste and recycling collection program. Beginning this past July, the city moved to single-day collection of trash, separated yard waste and recycling. All three carts should be placed at the curb the evening before the scheduled collection day. Continue to use the green container for trash and the new blue cart for recycling. Yard waste should be placed loose in cans provided by the resident, not in bags. ose cans should be marked as “yard waste.” Remember not to place plastic bags or Styrofoam of any type in the recycling cart. For more information, contact Will ompson, (305) 809-3776, or [email protected] INFO (305) 809-3776 Greene to Grinnell streets. (Harbor Walk of Lights on display through December 31.) Nautical holiday displays and island decorations add seasonal sparkle to the waterfront. December 6 n Keys Chorale 2013 Holiday Concert Keys Chorale presents a holiday concert 8 p.m. Friday, December 6, at the Key West United Methodist Church, corner of Eaton and Simonton streets. Tickets $20 for general admission. INFO (305) 849-1474, www.keystix.com 10 www.konklife.com Bullard BULLARD | Continued from page 4 that best suited their needs, and predicted that, if the public wants it, a high speed rail connection between Key West and Miami within the next 20 years. e senator urged anyone who wished to reach him to phone his Keys’ liaison Tyrell Hall, (305) 815-1153. Holiday photo a dolphin at research center rough Sunday, December 22, holiday photo a dolphin at Dolphin Research Center in Marathon. At the Dolphin Research Center, Mile Marker/MM 59 bayside on Grassy Key, participate in the Meet the Dolphin program and pose with the dolphins for a holiday photo. Bring holiday-themed props to pose with and DRC photographers will shoot the pictures using high-res digital cameras. Program offered several times each day on a walk-in basis. Cost $25 plus general admission prices. Photos supplied on a flash drive: $20 for one person, $35 for multiple people in the same shot. Group size limited to four people. INFO (305) 289-1121 www.dolphins.org December 6, December 13 n Historic Inn Tour Key West architecture and history touring decorated island inns, 6-8 p.m. Fridays, December 6 and December 13. Hosted by the Key West Innkeepers Association, tours include cuisine from Key West restaurants and holiday refreshments. INFO www.KeyWestChristmas.org www.KeyWestHolidayFest.com (305) 295-1334 TRAFFIC KEYWEST LOU LOCAL OBSERVATION ISRAEL BISSELL THINGS CHANGE | Continued from page 3 n L E G A L I T I E S w i t h Louis Petrone Walters warns automobile drivers to be especially aware of the cyclists and pedestrians and for the cyclists and pedestrians to acknowledge that drivers may not be aware of their presence. Listen, my children, And you shall hear Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere. Bodies identified; deaths appear murder-suicide Monroe County Sheriff’s detectives say they have confirmed the identities of two people found dead in a car on Big Pine Key Monday. ey say the circumstances of the deaths appear to be a murder-suicide. e bodies of 49-year-old Jim Ovecka and 54-year-old Michelle Chapman were discovered by an employee of Mosquito Control at 8:15 a.m. Monday. ey were inside of a 2004 Honda Element, parked in a wooded area past the end of Fifth Avenue on Big Pine Key. e car was running. A hose was taped to the tailpipe and run into a back window of the car. It appears from initial investigations, reported the detectives, that Ovecka used a handgun to first shoot Chapman in the head, then shot himself. Ovecka and Chapman were identified from Arizona driver’s licenses found in the car, and by fingerprints which were compared to a set of fingerprints from Corpus Christi, Texas. e couple were past owners of a restaurant in that city and were arrested for stealing a large amount of money from credit cards belonging to customers. According to news reports from Texas, the two were given 10 years probation recently for stealing $200,000 and were required by the courts to pay back a large portion of the stolen money. Garcia recognizes Tuell as ‘Angel’ Congressman Joe Garcia congratulated Kathy Tuell, former president and CEO of Florida Keys Children’s Shelter for her recognition as the 2013 Angel | Continued on page 23 he distinguished American poet Henry Wadsworth Longfellow made Paul Revere famous when he penned the above opening lines to his famous poem. One problem, however. It was not Paul Revere who was the hero in 1775 at the time the first shots were fired at Lexington which marked the beginning of the Revolution. It was Israel Bissell. Historians suspect that Longfellow took a bit of literary license. Bissell did not rhyme as well as Revere. Paul Revere did make a ride that day. Several men did. Historians conclude Revere only rode somewhere between 1.5 and 20 miles shouting . . . To arms, to arms, the British are coming. Israel Bissell rode 345 miles. e trip took four days and six hours. He rode from Watertown, Massachusetts, to Philadelphia. e trip was over the Old Post Road. Longfellow apparently took further literary license with the actual words Bissell shouted . . . To arms, to arms, the war has begun. Again for rhyming purposes. Bissell carried with him a message from the LOU colonists’ General Joseph Palmer. e message PETRONE told of the Lexington attack and what the COLUMNIST colonists should do to prepare for the British invasion. e message also stated that its bearer, Israel Bissell, was charged with alarming the citizenry. He was to be given fresh horses along the way as needed. Bissell rode two horses to their deaths on the four day trip. His first horse died 2.5 hours into the trip at Worcester. A second died further along the way. Every community Bissell passed through rang church bells and fired muskets. Many colonists supported a war with the British and were happy to know it had begun. In the 1950s, two columnists writing for the Berkshire Eagle wrote poems finally giving Bissell credit for the ride. Gerard Chapman and Clay Perry. Chapman’s poem was appropriately titled Israel Bissell’s Ride. Certain lines read as follows. T Listen, my children, and you shall hear Of Israel Bissell’s yesteryear: A port less patriot whose fame, I fear, Was eclipsed by that of Paul Revere . . . . hings change, and I felt a deep sadness when Darko, my favorite dance partner split town abruptly, and permanently. Life in Key West is an evolutionary experience. Tides swell up the beaches, water nibbling at the sand, plucking and depositing. Very gradually everything is constantly inconsistent. Twirling clouds and twisting topography, and of course the flux of people. Friends I have made have moved on, others are tipping into the beyond. Change is strange and hard to handle especially since it defies time. e big stuff often seemingly happens overnight. Hair turned bright white from fright. I blinked and looked in the mirror and there was a complete stranger looking back at me. Time flying right in my face. Speaking of Time, one of the Ladies is sprung from the clink but under house arrest. To keep her from crawling the walls I took her beat up broken guitar to be fixed at e Grateful Guitar store on Duval Square where a young man clearly weary from long work hours and burning the ever shorter candle at both ends restrung it and tuned it and generally spiffed up my friend’s guitar. e young man did an impeccable job so that the instrument shone like new. To check the strings he plucked a lick of classical Spanish and my chi transported. What is it about music? While I waited, in walked a purple clad music man frequently seen strumming out there on Duval Street, late into the night. His name is Kenyatta Arrington and he is a Jimmy Hendrix type, and coincidentally he once knew Jimmy and even played on a couple tracks with the God that was Hendrix. Kenyatta had with him just the very top part of a guitar neck, he said he had T | Continued on page 29 Perry’s poem was titled I. Bissell’s Ride. Certain lines from the poem read as follows. Listen, my children, to my epistle Of the long, long ride of Israel Bissell, Who outrode Paul by miles and time But didn’t make a poet’ rhyme . . . . | Continued on page 29 CHRISTINA OXENBERG LEiGH VOGEL photo www.konklife.com 11 BURGLARIES AT A GLANCE Burglary figures show problem city wide JOHN L. GUERRA NEWS WRITER Key West Police Department’s list of 2013 home and non-residential burglaries show that break-ins reveal several interesting facts. e list does not include December’s burglaries. Responding to a request from KonkLife, the police department provided a look at the number, dates and kinds of burglaries reported in the city. Among the facts found in the eight-page list: • ere have been 226 burglaries, both residential and nonresidential, from January 1 to November 18 • Of those, 80 were break-ins to non-residential structures such as stores, restaurants, bars and gas stations. • Perpetrators broke into 146 dwellings such as houses, apartments and condos. It is not clear if these include liveaboard boats or hotel and motel rooms. • e good news is that only two break-ins in the entire report were committed by armed perpetrators. One armed break-in was at 0 ompson St. on March 14, while the other occurred May 31 at 2706 Flagler Avenue. • Not surprisingly, Duval Street leads the list of burglaries with 20 reported so far in 2013; Olivia Street — which also sticks out in casual glances at the list —saw nine break-ins. • At first glance, no single street has an appreciable number of break-ins over another street. e flip side of that good news, however, is that no sector of the city was untouched by burglaries in 2013. 12 www.konklife.com ARTSCALENDAR Florida Keys Council of the Arts Cultural Calendar: Send in events by ursday noon to Florida Keys Council of the Arts to email address: [email protected] Key West Happenings Thursday-Wednesday, December 5-11 ARTISTS RECEPTIONS/EXHBITIONS HISTORIC SEAPORT DISTRICT ART WALK, 6 PM. Christine Scarsella, 295-9595. Exhibitions & receptions at galleries & shops along Fleming, Caroline & Greene Streets. [email protected] FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6 Tennessee Williams: The Playwright & the Painter Opening Reception, 5:30 PM. The Custom House Museum, 281 Front St. 295-6616. In participation of Friday on Front, exhibiting a number of Williams’ paintings revealing a different facet of his life & his talents. kwahs.org FKCC — Fall Student Art Show Reception, 6 PM Library/Gallery, 5901 College Rd. 809-3194. Ceramics, paintings, photography & steel sculptures. [email protected] UPPER DUVAL STREET STROLL, 6 PM Special art exhibitions & receptions at galleries & shops along Upper Duval from United to Truman. Including Susann D’Antonio, Wax Works Reception at Frangipani Gallery, Welcoming of Marci McGee at SoDu Gallery, Kate Peachy & Karen Moore at The Southernmost Art Studio, Island Arts, De La Gallery & Jewelry Designs of Erica Chenelle at Cork & Stogie. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7 Holiday Artisans' Show & Book Sale, 9 AM The Studios of Key West, 600 White St. 296-0458. Handcrafted gifts from jewelry & wearable art to prints & original paintings. tskw.org SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8 Holiday Party, Open House & Book Signing, 5 PM Key West Art Center, 301 Front St. 294-1241. Members’ art show & book signing with Peter Bacle, Trapped in Key West. keywestartcenter.com SCULPURE KEY WEST 2013-14 Opening Reception, 5 PM West Martello Tower & Higgs Beach, 1000 Atlantic Blvd. 18th annual exhibit featuring 17 sculptors & one video artist to present their works outdoors in our natural environment. sculpturekeywest.org FESTIVALS & FUNDRAISERS FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6 Bottle Cap Happy Hour Benefit Sons & Daughters of Italy, 5 PM Bottle Cap Grove Lounge, 1128 Simonton St. 296-2807. Benefiting Hospice of the Florida Keys, American Cancer Society of the Keys and Key West High School Scholarship Fund. bottlecapkeywest.com SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7 City of Key West Holiday Parade, 7 PM Start at Truman Ave. and White St., then proceeding down Duval St. and ending at Eaton St. LITERARY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 5 Local Authors Book Signing, 6 PM Lemonade Stand Art Studio, 318 Petronia St. 434-227-9988. lettynowak.com Local Authors: David Sloan, Sue Cooper, Ben Harrison, Charlie Jones, Sherry Sweet T & Letty Nowak. FRIDAY-SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6 & 7 Key West Reader's Rendezvous Various times & venues in Key West. 296-9694. Join visiting author & historian Robert N. Macomber for a weekend of cultural & seafaring activities. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7 Friends of the Key West Library — Book Sale, 9:30 AM Library Palm Garden, 700 Fleming St. [email protected] KEY WEST WRITER BLOC: Group Book Signing for Key West Authors, Susan O’ Neil ‘Christmas in Key West’ oil by December 8 ‘Celebrate the Season’ e Key West Art Center host its annual “Celebrate the Season” opening show and reception 5-7 p.m. Sunday, December 8, at 301 Front St. Annual show features new works in media variety from artist members shown throughout the gallery. All artwork is created in the Florida Keys. Local commercial fisherman and author Peter Bacle will sign copies of his new book, “Trapped in Key West.” Key West Art Center is a nonprofit community art gallery open 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. daily. INFO www.keywestartcenter.com 2 PM Smokin Tuna Saloon, 4 Charles St. More than 30 authors. keywestauthors.com LECTURES TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10 KWBGS — Speaker Series, 5 PM Key West Botanical Garden & Tropical Forest, 5210 College Rd. 2961504. keywestbotanicalgarden.org Raised Bed Vegetable Gardening by Jody Smith Williams. CLASSES & WORKSHOPS THURSDAYS Plein Air Painting Classes in Sugarloaf, 9:30 AM Jim Salem, 394-5555. SATURDAY, DECEMBER 7 Voice Classes - Private or Group Key West Montessori Charter School, 1400 United St. Victoria Hernandez, 786-519-9517. All ages, from beginners to professionals. Call to schedule. vocalandstagepower.com TUESDAYS Key West Still Life & Life Drawing Combo Workshops, 11 AM FKCC, 5901 College Rd. www.konklife.com 13 609-884-3474. PAINTING BOOT CAMP with Rick Worth, 2 PM & 6 PM The Studios of Key West, 600 White St. 296-0458. Step by step painting, all materials provided. tskw.org THEATER THURSDAY-FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5-6 SATURDAY-SUNDAY, DECEMBER 7-8, MATINEES 2 PM The Little Mermaid Jr., 7:30 PM Key West High School Auditorium, 2100 Flagler Ave. Mac Arthur Music, 294-9329. 60-minute musical based on the 2008 Broadway production & the 1989 animated feature film. keyskidskeywest.com FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6 Stand Up, With A Little Class Opening, 8 PM Red Barn Theatre, 319 Duval St. Rear. 2969911. Celebrate with Comedian Eddy Sarfaty & his Stand Up Comedy Workshop. redbarntheatre.com | Continued on page 23 SHORTANSWERS JEFF JOHNSON n PAULA FORMAN A home not a hothouse Dear Short Answers: A number of my friends have started using those new electronic cigarettes. I realize they don’t emit any smoke and are safe for other people to be around, but I still find them annoying and don’t want my children to think they’re okay to use since they still, as far as I know, have nicotine in them and can cause cancer. So I don’t allow anyone to “smoke” them in my home. Most friends comply, but I have one friend who makes a big fuss, and thinks I’m crazy. It’s my home. Can’t I make the rules? My House Dear MH: Yes, it’s your house and, yes, you get to make the rules. But we think you’re crazy, too! If you want to share your home with others, you have to give them some breathing room — this is also a good J&P lesson for kids. No one loves a whiner Dear Short Answers: I have a lot of women friends in their 40s who constantly complain they can’t keep their house warm, or manage their money, take care of their kids or cars, too broke to buy food but too lazy to start a garden, and on and on. I just don’t get it. Should I ever say how I feel about this or just back away from these types of friendships? Silent Sufferer Dear SS: Go with your instincts; if you want to say, “LAZY BITCH — GET YOURSELF TOGETHER, GIRL” — we understand. If you want to say, “Oh, poor darling, sorry you made unfortunate choices,” that’s okay with us, too. Or, if you feel like putting in the time — say, “What part of your problem would you like to work on?” No kind deed goes unpunished Dear Short Answers: When a new family moved into the house next door, I was very welcoming. We brought them a housewarming gift and invited them and their kids to come over “any time.” I now totally regret those words. e minute my kids leave for school, the wife comes over for coffee. When their kids get home, they come here FIRST for a snack and play video games. After dinner, the husband comes over to watch football with my husband. I can’t lock the door and pretend we’re not home because they know when we’re here. MAKE THEM STOP!!!! Help Me Dear Help: ese people are being abusive and they know it — even if you don’t. REBOOT — tell them the informality isn’t working for you, but you will invite them all to dinner as soon as you can. PTSD Dear Short Answers: I have two good friends who are getting a divorce and absolutely DEMANDING that everyone take sides. It’s a small town and one party definitely knows if you’ve even talked to the other person. e truth is that I’m much closer to the wife than to the husband. Should I try to treat them both equally, or give in to the wife’s demands and avoid even speaking to her ex? Don’t Know What to Do Dear KKWTD: Give every one a bit of time to get over their trauma but try to avoid participating in what is really THEIR drama. ey don’t get to choreograph your behavior, so be sure you behave in a way you feel is honorable. Being a sport Dear Short Answers: I am not a football fan. I know it’s early in the season, but I’m already dreading it. What do I do for the Super Bowl? Sue Dear Sue: Read a book and don’t rain on THEIR parade. Life is complicated. “Short Answers” isn’t. Send a question about whatever is bothering you to [email protected] or go to www.shortanswers.net and a psychologist and sociologist will answer. A selection of the best questions will be printed every week in KonkLife. Jeff Johnson received his Ph.D. in psychology from New York University. He has worked as a psychologist for New York State, New York City and federal government. He also taught at the graduate level. Along with Paula Forman, he wrote “The Hourglass Solution: A Boomer’s Guide to the Rest of Your Life” published 2009. He is a graduate of Williams College and lives in Key West. Paula Forman worked as a professional “trend spotter” with high-profile clients. More recently she taught sociology at New York City University. Currently she lives and writes in Hudson, N.Y. SHORTANSWERS SHORTANSWERS 14 www.konklife.com Old Island Restoration Foundation LARRY BLACKBURN | photographer Old Island Restoration Foundation bids farewell to Cork Tarpley outgoing Executive Director. McConnell’s Turkey Bash Party RALPH DE PALMA | photographer The Love Lane Gang performs n MORE Photographs, page 21 december 5-11 (COUNTERCLOCKWISE) Hog’s Breath Saloon Copper Sky Schooner Wharf Bar Paul Cotton Smokin’ Tuna Saloon Rusty Lemmon www.konklife.com 19 FUNTIMES The Nina Newton Band Continued from page 19 Hog’s Breath Saloon 400 Front St., (305) 296-4222 all-encompassing experience of music with a mix of genres and original songs. Paul Deakin Dec. 9-15, Uncle Daddy Band, 10 pm-2am Drummer Paul Deakin, one of the original members of the Mavericks, and his band, Uncle Daddy are joined by their friends for nights of old-time rock ‘n’ roll on the Hog’s outdoor stage. Dec. 6 Sunset Pier Unplugged 1pm Dec. 7 Sunset Pier Unplugged 6pm Dec. 8 The Nina Newton Band 1pm Dec. 9-12 Robert Albury 6pm McConnell’s Irish Pub 900 Duval St., (949) 777-6616 www.SouthernMostIrish.com Mondays Monday Night Football Tuesdays Fiona Malloy (Irish & American folk) 8-11pm Wednesdays Bobby Enloe 9pm-1 a.m. Thursdays Trivia 7-9pm Bobby Enloe 9pm -1 a.m. Fridays Love Lane Gang 8pm-Midnight Saturdays Tom Taylor (Acoustic Classics) 8pm-Midnight Sundays River & Tiger on the patio 4-7pm Ocean Key Resort’s Sunset Pier Zero Duval (305) 296-7701 Dec. 5 Sunset Pier Unplugged 1 and 6pm 20 www.konklife.com McConnell’s Turkey Bash Party RALPH DE PALMA | photographer www.konklife.com 21 TROPIC SPROCKETS ARTSYEVENT Art! Key West! n I N R E V I E W W IT H Ian Brockway e Book ief lthough Markus Zusak’s “e Book ief ” rushes to the screen with more than a bit of Spielbergian sentimentality, the film makes amends with its solid performances by Ben Schnetzer, Emily Watson and Sophie Nelisse (Monsieur Lazhar). Brian Percival (Downton Abbey) directs this adaptation with a provocative premise: here is Germany on the eve of war in the mid-1930s from the perspective of the German people. is is one of the few mainstream films with that exclusive point of view, not to mention the other unconventional trait of having the specter of Death as the narrator (as featured in the book). Despite these daring touches, Percival plays it a bit too lukewarm in the manner of Spielberg’s “Warhorse.” Death makes a cozy pajama mate like Allistair Cooke in “Masterpiece eater.” e reaper is a friend rather than a villain. e train blanketed with creamy snow seems hurtling towards Christmas rather than e ird Reich. And the iconic street is gingery and warm with cobbled and sweet houses out of omas Kinkade. Yet in spite of these syrupy trappings, there is a beating heart. e young adorable Liesel (Nelisse) is sent to live with foster parents: the earnest, but inwardly playful Hans and the stentorian Rosa (Geoffrey Rush and Emily Watson, respectively) Liesel avoids Rosa, but instantly takes to the quiet but quirky Hans. Liesel has been knocked mute by sadness: her brother is suddenly struck down by a sudden nosebleed, and she is given up by her enigmatic mother. Illiterate, the young girl is transfixed by the mystery of words and begins to snatch books, sometimes surreptitiously or sometimes in plain view. Liesel is badgered, teased and assaulted at school, but she holds her ground, a hellion with heart. Sinister red and black flags of the swastika blow about at every turn, but rather than comment upon it, Liesel sees books as her incline, her passage to free- A by C.S. Gilbert dom. e Nazi Party is seen realistically enough as ultra-officious arrogant and nasty, but we get precious little real interaction or drama between them and the youngsters which could have been interesting. Instead, the adult soldiers are faceless brutes who block Liesel and her young Romeo Rudy (Nico Liersch) throwing them to the ground. Rudy has a novel and startling episode when he imagines himself the Olympic runner, Jesse Owens. e cherubic and Aryan Rudy actually paints himself with mud in an effort of identification and the film does a masterful job in showing this young boy portraying Owens in tribute in an era of racial hatred and genocide. It is the most stirring part of the film. But then this astonishing aspect is left behind. Hans takes in a fugitive Max (Schnetzer) who further teaches Liesel to read and fosters her creativity. Schnetzer is gaunt and sensitive and he has an authentic rapport with Nelisse. Liesel is an expert at ferreting away books and the two begin to have literature parties with the spirit of H.G. Wells. ere is a Nazi book burning fire that is strangely half spooky and half Rockwellian (if that’s possible) with the blond curled Liesel looking with a melting earnestness at the scorched books with her overlarge eyes ala Walter Keane. ere is even a bit of comedy as a singed and fiery book is pulled from her jacket and tossed by Hans’ hands. Max is forced to vacate by the SS, but he flees undetected. Liesel escapes to the house of the Burgermeister which is a library for Liesel, presided over by the kind Ilsa (Barbara Auer). Despite some violence by the SS, things progress in kid gloves with dark pathos largely ignored. Rosa softens, her warmth coming predictably to the fore while the two young scofflaws take to the meadow and shou, “I hate Hitler!” Rather than focus on the earth-shattering hatred of genocide, war and what that might mean to the German children, the film focuses on imagination and the power of words in the manner of “Fahrenheit 451.” is is compelling in itself, but when it is handled with sentimentalized closeups and shadowy spaces with non expressive Nazis in technicolor, the pages appear just a fold too flat. n 22 www.konklife.com e second annual Art! Key West! opened with an energy that earned its exclamation marks last evening. As with most festivals and conferences worth attending, there was simply too much interesting stuff offered to begin to attend it all. As kickoff we chose BottleCap’s every Friday charity happy hour, which supported the ballet: “Nutcracker Key West,” presented biannually, was in its fallow year, but fundraising continues. Creator, costumer and producer Joyce Stahl was on hand and she and her elves had decorated the Groove Lounge as elegantly as we’ve ever seen it, a fantasy of holiday décor and teddy bears. Attendance was disappointing, but they’ll have another shot at it on December 20, the Cap’s Queen Carolyn Sullivan said. Come on, folks. is is a project which deserves support. So, too, not incidentally, are two other upcoming dance concerts: the KW Contemporary Dance eater with the support of Coffee Mill Dance Studio at Tennessee Williams eater on Fri., December 6 — damnably a direct 8 p.m. conflict with the Keys Chorale’s holiday concert at Old Stone Church — and Allison Mayer FKCC troupe, with pros imported from Miami, soon after. Stay tuned. Back to Art! Key West! e opening reception at the Pottery Factory at Truman and Grinnell transformed that corner strip mall into a real Happening from the ‘60s or ‘70s; there was the pottery gallery opening, featuring some excellent painting and multi-media collage as well, the Under 25 debut, best left undiscussed, and a carnival outside including surrealistic projections, live mural painting, and some excellent samples of designer rum by Papa’s Pilar (check out Dark and Stormy and Blonde and Stormy—not much difference, seemed to us; both were yummy). en we were off to the Coffee Mill for both a performance by their accomplished youth troupe (sorry, no program for IDs) dancing to bits of “Nutcracker,” and finally a quartet of bravura short performances by the superbly accomplished actors of Key West Fringe. Special mention to Annie Miners and Ross Pipkin for a duo of excellent monologues—and to Peggy Montgomery for both an almost-monologue and—perhaps more difficult—a role in which she has to do nothing but sit and react to Miners’ nuanced tonguelashing. Remember that Fringe KW opens its 2013-14 season with the unfortunately adolescently titled “Cock” — the locally resonant metaphor is in fact a cockfight, which we think would have made a much better title—running at TSKW two weeks only, December 4-7 and December 11-14. Tickets available from keystix.com. Art! Key West! continues throughout the weekend, with events surrounding Lower Duval all day tomorrow, a highlight of which will be the Custom House’s 4 p.m. unveiling of their bevy of muralists and a subsequent Block Party. Y’all come! n ARTSCALENDAR Florida Keys Council of the Arts Cultural Calendar: Send in events by ursday noon to Florida Keys Council of the Arts to email address: [email protected] Key West Happenings Thursday-Wednesday, December 5-11 THEATER | Continued from page 13 SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8 Story Slams: Holidaze, 8 PM Little Room Jazz Club, 821 Duval St. 302-540-6102. Hear a true story, tell a true story, judge a true story brought to you by TheatreXP. keyweststoryslams.com WEDNESDAYS-SATURDAYS, THROUGH DECEMBER 14 Key West Fringe Presents: Cock, 8 PM The Studios of Key West, 600 White St. 295-7676. A provocatively titled play about an unlikely love triangle. keystix.com MUSIC THURSDAYS-SUNDAYS In the Cabaret & Jazz in the Gardens, 5 PM The Gardens, 526 Angela St. 294-2661. gardenshotel.com FRIDAY, DECEMBER 6 Florida Keys Chorale Holiday Concert, 8 PM United Methodist Church, 600 Eaton St. Dean Walters, 849-1474. keystix.com Featuring music from composer John Rutter, including Gloria, & members of the Key West High School band. LOVE LANE GANG, 8 PM McConnell's Irish Pub & Grill, 900 Duval St. SUNDAY, DECEMBER 8 The Revivalists, 7 PM Sunset Pier, Zero Duval St. 95-7676. keystix.com DOUG & SKIPPER DUO, 9:30 PM Virgillio's, 524 Duval St. 296-1075. MONDAY, DECEMBER 9 The Retros, 9 PM Virgillio's, 524 Duval St. TUESDAY, DECEMBER 10 KOPAVI, 9 PM Virgillio's, 524 Duval St. Richard Tazewell, Skippo & friends. Pop, rock, Brazilian fusion & island roots. WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 11 South Florida Symphony Orchestra — Meet the Maestra!, 1 PM Square One Restaurant, 1075 Duval St. 954-522-8445. Bring ideas in an open forum on how we can better serve the community & fill the concert halls. southfloridasymphony.org WEDNESDAY-THURSDAY, DECEMBER 11-12 Key West High School Band Winter Concert, 7 PM Key West High School Auditorium, 2100 Flagler. WEDNESDAYS Show Tunes on the Beach, 4 PM Salute, 1000 Atlantic Blvd. 2921117. Bobby Nesbitt & Skipper Kripitz. NIGHTLY Jazz Entertainment — Tavern 'N Town, 5 PM Marriott Beachside, 3841 N. Roosevelt Blvd. n KEY NEWS ANGEL| Continued from page 11 in Adoption by the Congressional Coalition on Adoption Institute. Garcia nominated Tuell for the designation which is given to individuals nationally whose efforts have contributed greatly to helping children without permanent, loving families. Before resigning and moving to Oklahoma, Tuell had been the chief executive of the Florida Keys Children’s Shelter since September 1995, making it a personal mission to help more than 500 at-risk, homeless and needy children annually. In addition to her duties at FKCS, Tuell served as president of the Florida Network of Youth and Family Services, a federation of 22 child-serving agencies in the state. Tuell also served on the National Youth Policy Council and on the Youth and Family Services Network Board. INFO www.fkcs.org www.konklife.com 23 PRESIDENT JOHN F KENNEDY Oswald didn’t die Part II n by Trinidad Joe e real story, or just a short story, and an excerpt from the novel, “Ponytail Gangsters Revenge” JOHN GUERRA | Continued from page 3 agreed to an interview with the newspaper. Sands met with his client but has not contacted KonkLife. Prosecutors are looking into whether McKenzie may have used church money for a farm owned by his family. According to Florida’s Division of Corporations, McKenzie is president and chairman of McKenzie Brothers Farms Inc., which was incorporated on July 31, 2012. e company’s address is 2007 Staples Avenue in Key West. Articles of Incorporation list other members of his family as officers: Willie J. McKenzie, director; Alonzo McKenzie, vice president; Alfred A., James A. and Danny L. McKenzie are officers without title. A source familiar with the case said John W. McKenzie may have used the money from the church to make mortgage payments on a produce farm. According to prosecution documents, McKenzie’s alleged theft began in July 2011 after a financial secretary for St. James resigned her post. Being unable to perform her duties, she handed the church’s checkbook and financial records over to McKenzie for safekeeping. McKenzie then hired Jacqueline Williams as financial secretary. Williams refused to cooperate with investigators. “ere are no statements from her, either recorded or written,” assistant prosecutor Mark Kohl wrote KonkLife in an email last week. Investigators believe McKenzie either received or gave himself pay advances — some as much as $10,000 — the same month he hired Williams to be financial secretary. By the time a church trustee complained to prosecutors in June 2013 that McKenzie was “emptying the bank account,” the pastor and Williams had written checks totaling $121,857 which exceeded the pastor’s pay by $54,657, investigators said. McKenzie was paid $700 a week. He was subsequently arrested and charged with theft. He was released pending trial and has pleaded not guilty. He goes on trial January 13. Bank records show large advances from the church’s accounts to McKenzie in rapid succession. In March 2013 alone, McKenzie received | Continued on page 29 hese two decisions made it much easier for Oswald and the other gunman on the ‘grassy knoll’ to have clearer views of their target.” “So,” cross-examined Tony, “you go along with the theory about a second shooter on the ‘grassy knoll’?” “It’s much more than a theory. An eyewitness testified that he had a clear view of two men behind the fence. en he saw a puff of smoke or a gun barrel flash. Two experts recreated it for the first time recently and said it was possible.” “Since an investigation is suppose to examine all of the evidence, it’s very strange that no one ever did that before.” “Well, many people wanted it to be only Oswald. Somehow this witness and 17 others all died within a few years. Some of the deaths were highly improbable. Also, Kennedy had bullet wounds in his back, his throat and his head. Several creditable witnesses, including Texas governor, Connelly, swear they heard three shots close together.” TJ joined in. “I saw a program about that recently. ey did a very realistic simulation. Several ballistics experts and military sharpshooters concluded it’s impossible for one man to fire three shots that fast with that type of rifle and hit a moving target, too.” Tony asked, “What’s so different about that rifle? It’s not an automatic. After you fire, you must eject the cartridge, move another bullet into the chamber, aim and shoot straight then, repeat the process to fire again. Plus,” added Tony, sitting on my bed, “all of this was done within a few seconds.” “Yep. e bullet that hit Kennedy in his back passed through his body and the seat and hit Gov. Connelly, too. It wasn’t a magic bullet. It only had to go in one direction.” TJ told us, “Later Kennedy’s head moved in the wrong direction — backwards. at would be more consistent with the entry bullet wound in his throat which had to come from another direction. Maybe, that caused the exit damage to his head.” | Continued on page 25 T 24 www.konklife.com WINING THEKEYS PRESIDENT JOHN F KENNEDY TRINIDAD JOE | Continued from page 24 “Wow, I thought I knew everything I needed to know about this,” said Tony. “So, maybe, the real reason why Americans can go to Moscow, Berlin and even Vietnam but not Cuba is because the American government thinks that Castro was behind the Kennedy assassination.” “I won’t be surprised,” said TJ, peeking out the window. “ey did try to kill him a few times, and there was the Bay of Pigs invasion. Plus, Oswald had been in Cuba.” “I wonder if when they exhumed Oswald’s grave in ‘81 (fact) if they did find out it was the wrong body? If so, they kept it a secret.” “I didn’t know they did that,” said Tony, impressed by my knowledge. “Another mystery, when Hitler’s skull was examined several years ago, they found out it wasn’t his. It’s a woman’s. Maybe, his wife or ??? Remember, the Boys from Brazil?” I smiled because I was really enjoying this. “Oh yes, the plot thickens. e man in Dallas also told me that Sirhan Sirhan was supposedly the lone shooter of Robert on June 5, 1968, with a .22 caliber gun that could only hold eight bullets but about 13 shots were fired.”(Fact). TJ couldn’t resist screaming, “No way!?!” “Plus some of the slugs they found in the walls and ceiling were from a .38!” (Fact). “So,” said TJ, sitting down for a minute, “there’s massive confusion about both killings.” “Oh yeah! Plus, a mysterious replacement bodyguard showed up to work that night for the first time. He was standing right behind Robert when he was fatally shot in the back of the head from about two inches away.” “How do they know that?” “He had powder burns on the back of his neck.” “Damn!” “And Sirhan was never behind Robert.” “So he couldn’t have done that.” “No, but he did shoot him twice in the side before he was tackled. Somehow five people were wounded.” Tony carried on the cross-examination. “I thought only Robert got shot.” “Nope,” I declared loudly. “So how could a lone little gunman with one regular gun, not an Uzi or automatic, fire all those shots in that little time and wound five people?” “I don’t know,” he replied shaking his head. TJ suggested, “Maybe they were standing in a line.” “Even so,” I explained, “a .22 caliber bullet can’t pass through four people, not even kids. And remember,” I concluded, “that three men, including Rafer Johnson and big Rosie Greer, a former Olympic decathlon champion and a former NFL football lineman, jumped on Sirhan almost right away. Some said he kept shooting wildly until the gun was empty.” “Yeah, that’s probably how the other five people got shot.” “Yep! By the way, the same new bodyguard had a .38 revolver that one witness said she saw smoking, like it was fired. It was in the police report but no one questioned him about it. I can’t believe that no one ever checked to see if Sirhan and the guard were connected. I would have looked for a connection to Oswald, too. It was less than five years after John was killed.” Tony is so excited that he can’t sit down. “I want to know why the regular bodyguard wasn’t working on such an important night.” “Me too,” added TJ. “Also, who made the arrangements? Why he was there? Why this guy? Who knew? And, when did they know?” Tony asked us, “Do you know how many people have been killed by their bodyguards? A lot! India’s Prime Minister Indira Gandhi was in 1984 and Al Capone’s crime | Continued on page 27 Coonawarra and Nuriootpa — ya just can’t make these names up or the last couple of weeks we’ve been taking a look at Australia and its wine regions. To once again emphasize why we’re doing this, it’s because as early as four years ago these wines were widely available in the United States, but due to a rising Aussie dollar, a falling reputation for quality and exceedingly poor brand management, the good wines of Australia have almost disappeared from shelves in the United States. is happened as insipid wine companies (I refuse to call them wineries) produced insipid wines in mass quantities that they then shipped off to us. Probably the best example is Yellow Tail wines. ese piles of rat droppings were shipping us 112,000 cases in 2001, and by 2005, that number had grown to 7.5 million cases. Why? Because we bought it. e other major event that occurred at this time was Fosters brewing went on a giant wine buying blitz. ey bought Penfolds, Lindeman’s and Rosemount, all which were huge wineries but still created some absolutely outstanding juice. Well, Fosters was more interested in quantity than quality and soon, they started building a reputation as a Yellow Tail competitor (and the rising AU dollar didn’t help). Soon Fosters figured out it had no business being in wine, so they took a huge write off and spun the wine business off into a new company called Treasury Wine Estates. ey haven’t been much better at managing these brands; in fact, they recently (and controversially) took a $160 million write-down and destroyed tens of thousands of bottles of wine inventory. (Cheap swill won’t last more than a year or two). But, as I stated last week, now the Aussie dollar has retreated back to its historical rate against the U.S .dollar ,and they’re starting to return to quality wines. F I’m now seeing a lot more in the shops than I have on a long time. So, with all that said, let’s continue our travels through the land of Oz; this time with South Australia, the home of Coonawarra and Nuriootpa. As you can tell, the Aussies are about as creative as you can get when it comes to names of places. Actually, it’s the Aboriginals (the indigenous people of the country) that named them and, Lord, do they have a strange dialect! So what did the Aussies name the state that these areas exist within? South Australia. Yep, the Abos have all the creativity in names, but boy can the Aussies get creative when it comes to winemaking. South Australia is the most important of the states when it comes to wine. It’s responsible for over 50 percent of the country’s wine and has some of the most renowned appellations and most of them surround the state capital, Adelaide. Arguably the most important of these is the Barossa Valley. Situated 35 miles to the northwest of Adelaide with the town of Nuriootpa being the main town, it is the home to Penfolds and Henschke, two of the country’s most prestigious producers . And here, Shiraz is king. | Continued on page 26 STEVE CALDERWOOD To receive Smokin’ Vines, a listing of all food and booze events in the Keys, send name and email to [email protected] W I N E A B I T, Y O U ‘ L L F E E L B E T T E R www.konklife.com 25 UPFRONT KEY HAPPENINGS n | Continued from page 4 W I N I N G THE KEYS Firefighters honored for their support ree Key West Firefighters were honored Tuesday for their role in supporting the Army’s Special Forces Underwater Operations School. Capt. Wayne Owen and Firefighters Jason Bogeoff and Keith Durden were cited for their help in a recent successful Family Day event. Major Sam Kline, commander of the U.S. Army Special Forces Underwater Operations School, and company Sgt. Major John L. ies presented the firefighters with certificates of appreciation. Maj. Kline thanked them, noting that firefighters and the families who provide their support system are often the unsung heroes in a community. STEVE CALDERWOOD | Continued from page 25 Sgt. Major John L. Thies, above left, Firefighter Jason Bogeoff, Capt. Wayne Owen and firefighter Keith Durden recognized by Major Sam Kline and U.S. Army Special Forces Sgt. Robert L. Sherry for their role in supporting the Army’s Special Forces Underwater Operations School. COMMUNITY SPOTLIGHT WRITERS | Continued from page 9 including high-profile visiting authors such as Rodman Philbrick, author of “Freak the Mighty,” the acclaimed new thriller, “Measure of Darkness,” and other popular titles; Miriam Auerbach, award winning author of the satirical “Dirty Harriet” Horowitz mystery series; Sandra Balzo, award-winning author of crime fiction; Robert Coburn, author of “A Loose Knot” and “A Deadly Deception;” Jeremiah Healy, Shamus award winning creator of the John Francis Cuddy private investigator series; Wayne Gales, author of “Treasure Key” and “Key West Camouflage;” Barbara Fox, murder-mystery writer and theater producer; Dirk Wyle, retired chemist and molecular biology professor turned popular medical mystery author; Liz Stauffer, author of the ursday Morning Breakfast and Murder Club mysteries; and Peggy Butler, author of “Starfish” and “And en ere Was One.” e visiting authors are joined by area notables Roberta Isleib (under the pseudonym Lucy Burdette), Jane Dawkins, Bill Lorraine, Wesley Sizemore, Elizabeth Warren, Jane Newhagen, Jill Zima Borski, Rusty Hodgdon, Reef Perkins, Ben Harrison, Chuck Van Soye, Hal Howland, Dale Dapkins, Ralph DePalma, Jonathan Woods, Suzie Byrd, Terry Schmida, Mandy Miles, Chuck Meier, David Sloan, Letty Nowak, Connie Gilbert, Alex Vega and Key West Writers Bloc founders Michael Haskins and Shirrel Rhoades. Haskins and Rhoades created Key West Writers Bloc as an umbrella for future literary events they co-produce, including a Mystery Writers Key West Fest conference scheduled for June. “Key West has a literary tradition from Hemingway to Hunter ompson that we want to built on by encouraging contemporary writers,” said Rhoades, who has held positions with Reader’s Digest, Scholastic, Harper’s, Marvel Entertainment and others. Books by authors available with a portion of proceeds to benefit the Key West Library book-buying fund. Meet the authors and collect signed editions. INFO www.keywestauthors.com 26 www.konklife.com e grape here produces rich, chocolaty, spicy wines that are some of my favorites. On the other hand, Barossa also produces some of Australia’s best rieslings too. Directly to the east is the Eden Valley and here, Riesling is the most planted grape. Now when most of us think of Riesling, we think of slightly sweet, flabby wines, but in Australia nothing could be further from reality. e Aussies make their Rieslings bone dry, with a hint of minerality and a tint of lime — delicious. Farther to the north is Clare Valley, and Riesling is even more important here. Winemakers such as Tim Knappstein, Petaluma and Pikes have set up operations here and also make some wonderful Shirazes and Cabs. en just south and east of Adelaide, we hit two more classic wine regions — McLaren Vale and the Adelaide Hills. McLaren Vale is slightly cooler than Barossa due to its closeness to the ocean and grows just about everything here. But one grape truly shines here — Sauvignon Blanc. Shaw & Smith and Lenswood are two of my favorites that, if you see them, buy them! Quite a few Cabs and Shirazes come out of here as well, and Rosemount sources its Balmoral Syrah out of McLaren Vale. To the north of McLaren Vale are the Adelaide Hills, another great spot for Sauv Blanc and becoming quite the spot for Aussie pinot noir, due to its cool climate. Finally, if we travel southeast to the Victorian border, we run into probably the second most important growing region in South Australia — Coonawarra. It’s only ninge miles long, quite narrow and is the coolest growing area in South Australia. It’s known mostly for its incredible Cabernets. at’s pretty much it for South Australia. Next week we’ll look into the rest of the country. at’s it for this week, so until next time — wine a bit, you’ll feel better! n KEY HAPPENINGS PRESIDENT JOHN F KENNEDY TRINIDAD JOE | Continued from page 25 Friends of the Key West Library holds its first book sale of the season 9:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Saturday, December 7, in the Palm Garden next to the library, 700 Fleming St. DECEMBER 1 | Continued from page 4 Nonfiction, art, travel, cookbooks, books for children and youth, an more, in time for holiday gifting, most for a dollar or less, will be available. Proceeds go to library’s programs, books and equipment. Future sale dates are Saturdays, January 4, February 1, March 1 and April 5. DECEMBER 7 Swim-bike-run Key West Triathlon December 1,000 athletes expected in the fourth Key West Triathlon (Saturday) December 7. Swim the waters of Atlantic Ocean, bike a portion of the Florida Keys’ scenic Overseas Highway and run a fast, flat course beside the Atlantic. Presented by Key West’s TRIKW LLC. Olympicdistance and shorter sprint-distance triathlons scheduled. Weekend events kick off with race packet pickup and expo noon-9 p.m. Friday, December 6, at Higgs Beach on Atlantic Avenue, headquarters for race and activities. Sanctioned by USA Triathlon. INFO www.trikw.com Inaugural Celtic Fest in January Some of the most celebrated Celtic musical masters are featured at the inaugural Florida Keys Celtic Festival, Friday-Saturday, January 10-11, 2014. e music fest is scheduled 4-9 p.m. Friday and 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday at the Marathon Community Park, Mile Marker/MM 49. A diverse entertainment lineup is planned for the familyfriendly event. According to or- ganizers, standout performers include Scottish headliner Albannach, international super-group Rathkeltair, West of Galway and Marcille Wallis & Friends with the Tampa Bay Treblemaker Dancers. Reunion appearance of Celtic rock pioneers Clanna Gael 20 years in the making. Two-day event features bagpipes, drums of St. Andrew’s Pipe Band of Miami and sheep-herding demos from well-trained herding canine breeds of Florida’s Asher-Dell Farm. Celtic merchandise, food and beverage booths and children’s activities round out the weekend’s offerings. Weekendlong admission is $25 adults in advance or $30 at the gate. Attendees receive entry wristbands to be worn throughout the festival. Children age 12 and under admitted free with a paid adult. INFO www. celticheritageproductions. com/keys.htm www.konklife.com 27 boss, too. Where were Julius Caesar’s bodyguards?” “You’re right! Also, after Robert was killed, a doorframe with bullet holes that was taken away and X-rayed by the cops and examined by the coroner was thrown away or disappeared.” “Nonsense!” shouted Tony. “at’s not small like a pencil – it’s a doorframe, damnit!” “Yep, and the X-rays are missing, too.” “Is this a ree Stooges movie?” “Well, one of the head cops said, “We didn’t want to confuse people by having them think that there might have been two shooters.” “Whaaattt!?! Tony summed it up. “How could so many things go wrong with such an important investigation? Were they involved?” “Who knows. Hey, maybe Oswald was also mad at the John & Robert K. because they may have been involved in Marilyn Monroe’s death on 8/4/62, if it wasn’t a suicide. He was a big fan. Was she planning to reveal that she had an affair with them? Her former lover, a gangster, may have wanted revenge, too. Robert also sent Jimmy Hoffa to jail. Sirhan Sirhan may have been another part of the plan to kill them. So many possibilities.” “Jake, this sounds like “Ripley’s Believe It Or Not,” declared TJ. Tony nodded. e nurse came in and announced, “Visiting hours are over. You’ll have to leave now.” As they waved goodbye and headed out the door, I called out, “Look it up, my friends, and let me know what you decide about the woman in the polka-dot dress!” “What woman!?!” they shouted in unison, hopelessly trying to get back in the room pass the nurse who was blocking the door. e End? No way! Do you believe it or not? Let me know. n LOWER KEYS ART SCENE ON BIG PINE KEY Lower Keys Art Festival Art lovers and holiday shoppers catch up 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. Saturday, December 14, on Big Pine Key. Live music at the Big Pine & Lower Keys Island Art Festival, annual open-air fair on the wooded grounds of Lower Keys Chamber of Commerce, 31020 Overseas Highway Big Pine Key at Mile Marker/MM 31 oceanside. Booths offer gifts and craft items from handmade jewelry to pottery. Items raffled throughout the day. Admission and parking free. Attendees requested not to bring picnic baskets or coolers. INFO lowerkeyschamber.com artistsinparadise.com Bourbon Street Pub “Turnabout Celebration” LARRY BLACKBURN | photographer This is the opportunity for the club’s non-drag queens to dress up and perform for patrons and visitors. JOHN GUERRA | Continued from page 24 a $1,400 advance on March 4; an $800 advance on March 12; two advances of $3,500 each on March 17 and March 29. McKenzie and Williams’ requests for money also raised the suspicions of St. James Trustee William Mitchell. According to investigators, McKenzie and Williams asked Mitchell to sign blank checks instead of reviewing the bills and then signing checks. An odd footnote also can be found in the bank records. St. James Missionary paid Greater Friendship Baptist Church in Daytona Beach $111 in October 2011. McKenzie was pastor at Greater Friendship from March 1995 until April 2003. According to a Daytona Times article about McKenzie’s Key West arrest, “similar [theft] allegations were made against McKenzie while at Greater Friendship, but no charges were ever pressed against him.” McKenzie faces at least 15 years in prison if convicted. n KW L O U LOUIS PETRONE | Continued from page 11 Two questions arose over the years having to do with Bissell. e first is whether he actually made it to Philadelphia. Documents from the time indicate an Issac Bissell who only rode to Hartford. He stayed in Hartford. He did not continue the ride. He was a less than an honorable man. He billed the new U.S. government for a sixday stay in Hartford. Historian Lion G. Miles came up with the story. He found his information in only one source. e Massachusetts Archives. All other historians and documents disagree with Miles. Issac was not Israel. e other issue that arose was whether Israel Bissell was of the Jewish faith. I was amazed at how much time and effort was spent to arrive at a definitive conclusion. Israel Bissell was not Jewish. A few historians believe that Bissell’s ancestry was of a Norman French/Swiss source. e majority, however, concluded that Bissell was part of the Byshelle family who in 1639 left Birmingham, England. e family was part of a Puritan group. All Bissells were determined to have been descended from the Byshelles. I suspect Bissell’s first name Israel is what caused the inquiries. Historians discussing the Bissell issue pointed out that most children born in the colonies in the 17th and 18th centuries were given Biblical names. So goes the story of Israel Bissell. A man almost forgotten not by history, but by poetry. “Leading Ladies” Rehearsal LARRY BLACKBURN | photographer n LOCAL OBSERVATION CHRISTINA OXENBERG | Continued from page 11 salvaged it after a fight whence a lady be-splattered this guitar on her now ex-boyfriend’s head, smashing both blunt objects. e diligent guitar fixer said he has heard that story already once this year, and that it’s an annual occurrence. Great sounds last night at the Hog’s Breath Saloon with Highway 61 Band and of course e Green Parrot and Xperimento. e music was electrifying and the crowd typically eccentric. One lady wore her King Charles spaniel like a collar, oddly tolerated by the pet. A man danced, taking up every inch of dance floor, and he looked like he was trying to clamber out from a hole in the ground, at great speed. His flailing was riveting and he was obviously having a great time. At the midnight set break I made my way outside to the sidewalk and was soon happily joined by the very excellent Trombone Player with a beer and a shot for fortification. I had to ask, “Are musicians ever affected by the crowd? For example a really bad dancer? Could watching someone spasming out ever make you play wrong?” “Ha, no! But I was wishing I had my camera to take some video of that dude!” the very excellent Trombone Player said, adding, “sometimes, when we’re playing jazz and people start clapping, that can get us all messed up. Later, a sweet girl in pigtails and dancing shoes asked me to dance. Good times. n www.konklife.com 29 The Waterfront Theater’s season opening play,”Leading Ladies,” prepares for its debut T HE GADABOUT SHE SAID, GAY SAID Dear Bitch and Gad: My landlord prowls around my apartment when I’m not there. What should I do? Signed, Maxwell (I Always Feel Like Somebody’s Watching Me) Dear Maxwell: What! at’s called a home invasion and should be treated as such. I’m not necessarily saying that you should shoot him, but I think you should at least hurt him. What trap could we set? Bear trap? Well, first I want to know what he is doing. Set up a nanny cam or in this case asshole cam. You’ll want some evidence. Most laptops have a motion detector setting for video. Is he stealing or going through your underpants? Oh no, what if he is doing gross things to your food! Let’s hope he is only stealing panties. is may be politically incorrect, but I’m assuming the landlord is a man, because men are gross. Well, whatever the motivation, use the video for blackmail. Yes, it’s fine in this case; I’m okay with dispensing morality. I would imagine it’s worth at least one year of free rent. And have the perv pay to have your locks changed. Let me know how it goes. Gadabout Dear Maxwell: First, get the fuck out!!! Yes, much easier said than done, especially here in Key West. ere is no reason a landlord should be in your house when you are not there, and 24 hours’ notice is usually required if they want to enter the premises at all, barring emergencies. Does he leave just a little bit of evidence behind to let you know he’s been there? If so, sounds like he’s more stalker than prowler. And those motherfuckers will follow you everywhere. Time to nip this in the bud and let him know he ain’t dealin’ with no damsel in distress. Do you think he’s just letting himself in, or is there a chance he’s always watching you? Tune your radio into a silent spot at the high end of the FM band. Carry the radio around the room. If it begins to make odd sounds such as a high-pitched squeal, move it until the sound reaches its loudest pitch. You will be familiar with this feedback phenomenon when it happens with speakers, well, when it occurs with an FM radio it’s because of the same thing – the radio is picking up transmissions from the bug and can often lead you right to it. If this is the case, call the police immediately. Or do something funny to let him know you know he’s watching. I searched online and you cannot buy exploding dye packs legally, but you can make them.( I didn’t want to go any further in this Google search because I’m pretty sure I just got myself onto some kind of FBI list. If something happens to me and my computer is searched, please let them know I was only trying to do a community service and not actually build one myself. ) Anyway, please whatever you do, find a new place. en post fliers around the neighborhood with his face on them and one word: PERV. Surely he will get wind of this sooner rather than later, but you’ll feel good and I’ll be happy to help spread the word. Also, don’t forget the “stand your ground” law! Bitchin’ Paradise n 30 www.konklife.com