ScotsGay Issue 127 - ScotsGay Magazine
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ScotsGay Issue 127 - ScotsGay Magazine
ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfringe A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne sgfringe.com ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfringe A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne pic by Steve Ullathorne Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to FREE INSIDE pic by Steve Ullathorne ISSUE 1 of 3 / August 2012 T ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD FLASH MOB Jo Caulfield Bridget Christie Steven Dawson Paul Foot Milo McCabe Peter Scott-Presland Rosie Wilby PRIDE SCOTIA PICS At the Edinburgh Fringe Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to FREE INSIDE Twitter, gay marriage, comedy awards and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD PRIDE SCOTIA PICS FLASH MOB At the Edinburgh Fringe glaschu After all that time in front of Channel 4, how about some time in it? GLASGOW What a month. What a joy. #Amazeballs. I’ve enjoyed June so much - it’s been a long month since my last article and that’s because when you’re reading this Pride Scotia will have been and gone and we’ll be on our way to celebrating Pride in the best city - Glasgow! I’d like to apologise for using one of AXM’s pictures in last month’s issue. Having been approached by the photographer on my last visit to the venue, I’ll be sure not to use her pictures as a way of giving them some promotion. I’ll be sure to ask permission before using photos of you lot! Let’s reflect on June though, we’ve had a good month on the scene and everyone has been busy spending the pennies and shimmying on the dance floors in our many bars and clubs across Glasgow! We’ve seen a new club open this month and even one of the oldest club nights for the gays come back once a month! Vengeance is the latest creation on Glasgow’s Scene, rustled up by the boys at Milk. I’ve not been down yet as I’m waiting on them bringing in some tables, but I’m sure they know what they’re doing! Club Devotion is an old club brought back to life thanks to DJ Mark Higgins and the team at FHQ (above Speakeasy) - giving your ears the best in old skool classics and camp fun! This month’s beach party was something of legend and I truly enjoyed the buzz of listening to the Live Broadcast whilst I was getting ready with a Vodka and Coke! The Court Bar just keep on giving us the best Karaoke. I do love a sing song! It’s a shame the weather has been pretty crap and we can’t take advantage of the gay scene’s only beer garden, but I’m sure summer will blossom soon and the gays will be sitting outside the Court like a Pride festival every week! Delmonica’s had some fun at their annual staff awards and night out - only because I was the one DJing!!! It’s dead good fun in Dels but I always have to miss The Countdown has begun. For what? To find a new generation of leaders. Not just for Channel 4 but for the whole UK media industry. A group of people who will re-shape the media landscape. This September we’re launching our first ever graduate training programme. And because this is Channel 4 it’s unlike any other scheme. Ours is a mission with mischief. So if you’re a graduate, with thoughts and opinions very definitely of your own then you can apply now. The clock is ticking dodo dodo dodododo boo. Visit channel4.com/jobs creative NathanSparling [email protected] the nights with DJ Darren. I thought he was Dunn one day, but he’s never gone away and is always shouting his vulgarity through a mic at his Thu night Quiz. I sent in a little spy this month to find out if he really does live up to it - and boy, does he deliver a good quizzzz! Pop in and see him and Lainey Belledehelle Blakely on a Thu, but not for long because I hear Scotland’s biggest Drag Queen (Drag Queen with the biggest ego in Scotland, surely? Ed.) does Karaoke in Speakeasy on a Thu!! You Fooooodies out there still need to check out the Gay Scene’s only Chef and my Second Mum, Linda @ Speakeasy! She’s been whipping up the best in home cooked food every single day and has only gone and branched out to do late night snacks on Fri and Sat Nights! Get in, and get some food in your belly. Eating is certainly NOT cheating! The Polo Lounge, Riding Room, Delmonica’s and Speakeasy all teamed up this month and their customers raised just under £1,000 for Gay Men’s Health! Last month I wrote about folk wasting the free condoms for head-dresses or for blocking toilets and you have all responded by shoving your change in the big blue buckets to help stop the spread of HIV! Well done boys and girls! You should all feel veryyyyyy proud of yourselves! Glasgow Pride is on our doorstep - or it might be over when you’re reading this (for a full review see our next edition!) Merchant Pride are hosting a women’s only event to coincide with Underground’s Bear’s Night on Fri 13th (unlucky for some...) as part of Pride festivities. Oh the fun! I hear there are many announcements about the festivities around Glasgow Pride to come, so I’ll let the rumour mill and Facebook take care of publicising them! It’s been a short one, but I know next month’s will be full of pride, rainbow flags and the best of Glasgow’s Scene! Tune in next time! ScotsGay It’s not as Advertise in expensive as you think. Contact Martin Mann [email protected] www.scotsgay.co.uk/advertising dùn eideann Pride Scotia took place in Edinburgh on Sat 30th June - and what a day it was! EDINBURGH Starting from the City Chambers after speeches from local councillors and MSPs, the March moved off down the Royal Mile amidst a cloudburst - but the weather soon cleared up and, whilst it wasn’t exactly sunny, the rain kept off for the rest of the day. The Omni Centre was the main venue with entertainment sponsored by GHQ (where the hosts were Hollyoaks actor Kieron Richardson and local dragster Cilla Slack) and a Health and Community Fair. Mood was the venue for the Order of Perpetual Indulgence’s Tea Dance with live 20’s/30’s band and free tea, cake and sandwiches. You can see more pix online at www.scotsgay.co.uk. These ones were taken by Iain Turnbull and Seumas Macmhicean. So most of Edinburgh is still buzzing after Pride, and a fantastic day was had by all! It was very well organised, and the political speeches were particularly awesome this year. It was fantastic to see such a massive presence from the ‘Equal Marriage’ campaigners! Ultra-visibility for a vital cause very close to my heart. The only disappointment I felt over the weekend was from the haters who neglected the march and community bit, and then complained about how drunk everyone was afterwards … if you don’t go on the march, you don’t deserve to complain about the people who did and then celebrated this! Pride is about politics, it’s about remembering the start of gay activism; the people who earned you the right to walk down the street holding hands with your partner and go into a gay bar that wasn’t disguised as something else. And yes, after that, we party and celebrate … so if you don’t get that, stay under the ignorant rock you came from. A big thanks is due to the folk at GHQ for sponsoring the Pride Scotia stage. Just a shame that I missed the VIP afterparty which my editor tells me was “most entertaining”. Pride Scotia would also like to thank Café Habana, Planet, The Regent, The Street and Café Nom De Plume for supporting the event by advertising in the Pride Guide. It was also nice to see the formation flypast by the four RAF Typhoons – but I don’t think that they did that just for Pride. Or did they? Two new openings for Edinburgh this month. First up is a weekly gay club night in JodieFleming Stanley [email protected] Mood (who kindly hosted the Order of Perpetual Indulgence’s Tea Dance during Pride Scotia). It will be called Touch, will be held on a Tue evening and the first one will have happened by the time you read this. Second is a new café/bar just round the corner from the Pink Triangle at the top of Leith Walk. Wee Spinney’s Café Bar is a new gay bar opened just round the corner from the Playhouse and CC Blooms. It’s open 7 days a week and is in the basement of the Richmond House Hotel at 20 Leopold Place (London Road). Go check it out, and speak to Tommy behind the bar. And now the city is gearing up for the ever-impending festival! But before that, we have a whole lot of fun in store! This month sees the HotScots FC monthly quiz night starting at Café Habana. The first one is on Mon 2nd Jul, then every first Mon of the month thereafter. Come take on the HotScots if you think you’re smart enough! Cash prizes to be had, and DJ BoyToy on the tunes and karaoke afterwords. Great drink promos promised at the bar too, and if that wasn’t enough the crew at Habz will also be serving pizza, pies and various munchies on their charity and theme nights from now on. And if these go down well, the munchies may just become a regular Habz feature! Habana are also going to be hosting fundraiser nights throughout Aug for a chosen local charity. If you are in a show this year that would be interested in helping them raise money for a good local cause (and showcasing your show too) please get in touch. E-mail: [email protected] It was all go at Planet during Pride, with the bar heaving until 3am! Lots going on as always this month with John and crew, with the usual tomfoolery, karaoke, games and drinks promos! Don’t forget about their 4 weekly HAPPY DAYS, because happy hour isn’t long enough. Thu is their quiz night: play for free and there’s a guaranteed winner with a cash prize! Who can say fairer than that!?!? So get yourselves in early to find a table and enroll your team to have some epic fun and win some moolah too! Hot news on the scene of course is the refurb of CC Blooms! The place is looking bloomin’ great! Upstairs has been transformed into a chic café bar by day and sophisticated club by night. Why not pop in for coffee and cake over lunch, or for an early evening pre-drink snack? The crew at CC’s will be happy to cater to your every need – and then you don’t even need to move if you fancy a chilled evening of paced out drinking followed by late night clubbing! They really are giving it all to you on a plate, and with the same free entry policy they really are spoiling us! At the Newtown Bar, they are also gearing up for the festival – this year promises to be the best yet. Which is HUGE considering the NTB’s ‘Fringe Sundays’ have been legendary over the last few years! But I don’t doubt that Stephen and the crew will continue to raise that bar! A thank you from the NTB crew also for everyone that came out and stood proud at Pride … Cookie monster, Diva live and Zack Hadley provided the best entertainment for the night. The NTB for July is going to be action packed for the Bearscots, also with the music of the fore Island years, Jamie Lee Morley, pants parties, club nights, men’s nights and much much more ... Follow them on facebook for full details! Over at Frenchies, their Eurovision bash went down a storm! Don’t forget to pop into this little haven just off the hubbub of Princes Street for tea, cake, vodka or cocktails – whatever takes your fancy I spent some time at the Blue Moon on Pride evening, and the atmosphere was great. Upstairs was a veritable social melting pot of diversity as people tucked into the best food on the scene, and downstairs the new bar – Pink Pockets – was in full swing. For those not in the know, Pink Pockets is open 7 til late Wed til Sun and has a full size pool table. Nooks, crannies, comfortable seating and a dedicated bar … what more can you ask for?? Also you can bring your own music! Whether the bar staff play it or not will depend on how good your music tastes are! Over at The Street, they’re shaping up for festival mayhem. More info on that next issue! Don’t forget in the meantime their special ‘3’ deals - every Sun, Mon and Tue. And their special Sunday Sessions … First Sun of the month sees a sprinkling of all The Street DJs plus special guests taking turns to grace the deck; second Sun of the month – “Get 2 Funk” - Damon Melvin and Kevin Buchanan bring you the very best in soulful and funky house with some old classics thrown in; third Sun of the month – “Any Excuse” - Lee Marvin brings an eclectic vibe to Sun, genre hopping through funk, soul, disco, house and techno – as long as there are no bums on seats then he’ll be satisfied! And the last Sun of the month – “DiscoBox” with Stuart Kane playing disco and funky house. Well that’s all from me for now folks; see you soon for all the fun of the festival! Over and out! listings are free GROUPS Icebreakers: Social group for guys and gals who want to make friendships and feel more at ease in the company of other gay people. Takes place from 7.30-9.30pm in The Regent on 2nd Wed of each month. If you're recently out or new to Edinburgh or just feel a bit cut off and want a break, come along. GLASGOW: Icebreakers Group: For lesbians, gays and bisexuals new to the scene. Details from Strathclyde Switchboard. HELPLINES ABUSED MEN IN SCOTLAND: Tel: Freefone 0808 8000024 or Dunfermline (01383) 624411 Support for men surviving domestic abuse. Office: 0131-447 7449. E-mail: [email protected] www.abusedmeninscotland.org BREATHING SPACE: Tel: FreePhone 0800 838587 Mon-Thu 6pm-2am, Fri 6pm-Mon 6am (24 hours at weekends). www.breathingspacescotland.co.uk CROSSLYNX NATIONAL TV/TS/TG HELPLINE: Tel: 0141-847 0787 Mon 7.30-9.30pm. cxhelpline.tripod.com CUMBRIA AND THE BORDERS GAY HELPLINE: Tel: Bassenthwaite Lake (01768) 776244 Nightly 6-9pm. DIVERSITAY LGBT SWITCHBOARD: Tel: Dundee (01382) 202620 Mon 7-9pm. Write: PO Box 53, Dundee. DD1 3YG. E-mail: [email protected] www.diversitay.org.uk twitter.com/diversitaylgbt HATE CRIME REPORTING: Tel: 0141-847 0647 or Stirling (01786) 469483 Nightly 7-10pm. LOTHIAN LGBT HELPLINE: Tel: 0131-556 4049 Wed 12.30-7pm. STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN AND GAY SWITCHBOARD: Tel: 0141-847 0447 Nightly 7-10pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.sgls.co.uk STRATHCLYDE LESBIAN LINE: Tel: 0141-847 0547 Wed 7.30-10pm. www.sgls.co.uk/services1 TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST: Tel: 0808 8021221 Mon-Fri10am-10pm,Sat-SunNoon-6pm. The HIVand sexualhealthcharityforlife E-mail: [email protected] www.tht.org.uk LONDON SWITCHBOARD: Tel: 0300 3300630 or 020-7837 7324 FAX: 020-7837 7300 Daily 10am-11pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.llgs.org.uk www.turingnetwork.org.uk PUBLICATIONS SCOTSGAY: Monthly magazine edited, printed and published in Scotland since 1994. All of the words from the magazine can be found on our website as well as interactive Meet Market and our Listings which are frequently updated. Sample copy available by phoning 0906 1100256 (calls cost no more than £2). Tel: 0845 1208062 (+44 131-539 0666). Fax: 0131-539 2999. Write: PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: [email protected] www.scotsgay.co.uk LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS: Queer alternative DIY magazine for women. E-mail: info@ lockupyourdaughtersmagazine.co.uk www.lockupyourdaughtersmagazine.co.uk NATIONAL ORGANISATIONS OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND: Scotland's oldest lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender rights organisation. It was founded in 1969 as the Scottish Minorities Group, later became the Scottish Homosexual Rights Group and changed its name to OUTRIGHT SCOTLAND in December 1992. Currently hibernating. EQUALITY NETWORK: Working for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender equality in Scotland. Write: 30 Bernard Street, Edinburgh. EH6 6PR. Tel: 0131-467 6039. Fax: 0131-476 9006. Weekly e-mail and quarterly paper newsletters on LGBT equality campaigns and developments. Regular conferences, forums, and other events. E-mail or write to join the network. E-mail: [email protected] www.equality-network.org and twitter.com/LGBTScotland LESBIAN ARCHIVE : The UK's largest and most significant collection of materials relating to lesbian lives. The collections are based at Glasgow Women’s Library, 15 Berkeley Street, Glasgow. G3 7BW. Tel/Fax: 0141-248 9969. E-mail: [email protected] www.womenslibrary.org.uk NATIONAL LGBT FORUM: Active events calendar for LGBT and other equality events in Scotland. Comprehensive directory of LGBT organisations. Free registration to add campaigns and events to the Community pages. www.scottishLGBT.org PRIDE SCOTIA: Now busily organising Pride Scotia 2013 which will be held in Edinburgh in 2013! Tel: 0131-556 9471. Write: 58a Broughton Street, Edinburgh.EH13SA. E-mail: [email protected] www.pride-scotia.org fb: Pride Scotia STONEWALL SCOTLAND: Campaigns for equality and justice for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender people living in Scotland. Write: Mansfield Traquair Centre, 15 Mansfield Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6BB. Tel. 0131-474 8019. E-mail: [email protected] www.stonewallscotland.org.uk LOCAL ORGANISATIONS ANGUS: ALED (Angus LGBT for Equality and Diversity): Offers online confidential advice, parental guidance groups, social events and activities for anyone 13 and over. Write: c/o 13 Park View, Brechin. DD9 7AT. Tel: 07719052195 or Brechin (01356) 629366. E-mail: [email protected] www.aledlgbt.webs.com fb: Aled Angus Equality Diversity AYRSHIRE: NESA (North, East, South Ayrshire) Social Support Group: Meets 3rd Wed of each month at 7pm in Irvine. Details of venue from David Bingham on 0141-332 3838 (Mon-Fri 9am-5pm). E-mail: [email protected] BORDERS: Borders Bisexual Lesbian And Gay Group (BBLAGG): Organises social and recreational events for LGBT adults living in the Scottish Borders. Events include: pub nights, men’s film nights, hillwalks, barbeques and an annual visit to Ireland to take part in North West Pride. Tel: Alastair Lings on Galashiels (01896) 757861 or 07763 850087. E-mail: [email protected] fb: Borders Bisexual Lesbian And Gay Group ( BBLAGG ) Scottish Borders LGBT Equality Forum: Aims to provide advice and act as a consulting body to all community planning partner organisations and to develop a range of social and recreational activities. Write: PO Box 14120, Selkirk. TD7 5WE. www.scotsborderslgbt.co.uk fb:Scottish Borders LGBT Equality Forum CAMPBELTOWN: Kintyre Embrace: Meets first Wed of each month, 7-9pm. Tel: Katrina on 07760 701308. E-mail: [email protected] CLYDEBANK: Clydebank LGBT Group: Meets Dalmuir CE Centre 6.30-9.30 pm from Thu 29th Mar and every 4th Thu thereafter. Tel: Fiona-marie 07974 489520. E-mail: [email protected] DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY: Dumfries & Galloway LGBT Centre: Dumfries based LGBT Centre reaching out to the whole of Dumfries and Galloway. Groups, social events, drop-ins, support and volunteering for LGBT young people, adults and their families. See What’s On section of their web site for more details. 88b High Street, Dumfries. DG1 2BJ. Tel: Dumfries (01387) 255058. Text: 07786 202 370. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbtcentredg.co.uk fb: DumfriesLGBTCentre DUNDEE: Pride Glasgow: Date: Sat 14th July 2012. Tel: 0141-416 2300. E-mail: [email protected] www.prideglasgow.co.uk Clyde Men: Social/support/information group for gay and bisexual men. Meets monthly in central Greenock location. Tel: Criz on 0141-552 0112. E-mail: [email protected] INVERNESS: Highland Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender Forum: Tel: 07512 231904. PO Box 5735, Inverness. IV1 9DB. E-mail: [email protected] www.gay-ness.org.uk Highland LGBT Social Group: Regular events and discos in Inverness. E-mail: [email protected] www.gay-ness.org.uk/events.html Inverness, Highlands and Islands LGBT Group: 4 King Brude Gardens, Muirtown, Inverness, IV3 8TT. New Group. Tel: 07833 456341. MORAY: LGBT Moray Social networking group for LGBT people in Moray. 1st Tue & 4th Thu of each month: Get together at The Muckle Cross Pub, 34 High Street, Elgin from 7.30pm. 3rd Sat of each month: Get together at Time Out Café, 79 High Street, Forres from 10.30am. For all meetings, look for rainbow coloured bag and VW camper money box on table. For further info or to be met in advance: Tel: 07598 418638. E-mail: [email protected] OBAN: Gateway Group: Meets last Sat of each month, 2-4pm. Tel: Katrina on 07760 701308. E-mail: [email protected] STIRLING: Stirling Gay Men's Social Group Meets monthly from Sep-Jun (generally 3rd Fri) in private houses. E-mail: [email protected] WOMEN'S LISTINGS ABERDEEN: Granite Sisters: Aberdeen based group for older lesbians throughout Scotland. There are no social events planned for the near future and the website is the main link at this time for gay women to gain information, etc. Although under construction at the moment it will be completed ASAP. E-mail: [email protected] www.13.clara.co.uk Outskirtsocial: Social group for LBT women in the East of Scotland. An opportunity for women to make new friends, connect up with existing ones and generally have some fun. Administered by the editing group of the Out-skirts online magazine E-mail: [email protected] fb: Outskirtsocial twitter.com/#!/Outskirtsocial Amazing Gracies Women’s Football Club: Meets Wed 7-8pm at Gracemount Leisure Centre, 22 Gracemount Drive. E-mail: [email protected] www.amazinggraciesfc.webs.com Edinburgh LGBT Centre: Owned and managed by Lesbian Gay and Bisexual Community Project Limited, which is registered as a Scottish Charity and as a Scottish Company. Bought in 1974 by the Scottish Minorities Group, it is the only LGBTowned LGBT Centre in the UK and is also the oldest LGBT Centre outwith the USA. Write: Edinburgh LGBT Centre, 58a/60 Broughton Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3SA. Tel: 0131-556 9471. Meeting Room Booking Tel: 07817 533337. E-mail: edinburghlgbtcentre @drink.demon.co.uk BEARSCOTS: The national group for bears, big boys, their friends and admirers. Glasgow Bear Weekend (1st weekend of each month): Bears in the West, Underground Bar, Fri 9pm-1am. Edinburgh Bear Weekend (2nd weekend of each month): Bears in the East, New Town Bar, Sat 10pm-2am. Check website for details of events around Scotland. E-mail: [email protected] www.bearscots.org.uk fb: bear.scots BELIEVERS INVERNESS: AFFIRMATION SCOTLAND: Network in the Church of Scotland of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender Christians, their friends and supporters. Formed in 2006 in response to the issue of ministers and deacons being able to conduct ceremonies to mark civil partnerships without fear of censure. Write: Monica Stewart, 37 Main Street, Invergowrie. DD2 5AB. E-mail: [email protected] www.affirmationscotland.org.uk GirlZone: Friendly, informal social group for LBT and friends - all welcome. Meets 1st Sat and 3rd Fri of each month.Tel: Joanne on 07792 223687 for details and venue. E-mail: [email protected] www.gay-ness.org.uk Highland Lesbian Group: A friendly lesbian social group which offers support and information. Organises fundraisers for Womankind Worldwide: E-mail: [email protected] www.freewebs.com/highlandlesbiangroup www.womankind.org.uk CAMERADERIE LESBIAN PHOTOGRAPHY GROUP: Meets monthly in and around the Tayside/Dundee/Aberdeenshire area, weather permitting. E-mail: [email protected] LESBIAN INFORMATION SERVICE: www.lesbianinformationservice.org OUT-SKIRTS: Quarterly e-zine for lesbian and bi women in the East of Scotland and beyond. E-mail: [email protected] SCOTTISH NETWORK FOR LESBIAN STRENGTH: To further lesbian issues, follow a lesbian agenda and foster lesbian visibility. E-mail: [email protected] www.freewebs.com/highlandlesbiangroup YOUNG LESBIANS: See our Youth Groups listings. BISEXUALS BISCOTLAND: Support and social network for people who are bisexual or questioning their sexuality. Also organises training and activist activities in support of bisexual visibility and pride. Informal 'safe space' meetings are held on 1st Wed of each month in Glasgow (Contact for venue details). Meetings also held occasionally in Edinburgh (at the LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street). Meetings (open to all bi or questioning people) are usually followed by social gatherings which are open to partners or friends. Information line: 07963 960321. E-mail: [email protected] www.biscotland.org ABUSE AUGUSTINE UNITED CHURCH: 41 George IV Bridge, Edinburgh. EH1 1EL. Meets Sun 11am - LGBT people especially welcome. Last Wed of each month: Transcendence (welcome space to support and explore transgender spirituality) - 7pm. Last Sat of each month: Our Tribe (LGBT worship) - 7pm Tel: 07957 543359. E-mail: [email protected] www.augustine.org.uk EDINBURGH QUAKER LESBIAN AND GAY FELLOWSHIP: Meets on the 2nd Wed of each month at 7pm in the Glasite Meeting House, 33 Barony Street. Members of the LGBT Community and their friends are most welcome. Tel: 07543 975590. E-mail: [email protected] EVANGELICAL FELLOWSHIP FOR LESBIAN & GAY CHRISTIANS: Lesbian, gay or bisexual? From an Evangelical tradition? So are we. Tel: Andrew on Mid Calder (01506) 499926. Write: c/o 123 Byron Road, Chelmsford. CM2 6HJ. E-mail: [email protected] www.eflgc.org.uk METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH IN GLASGOW: A church of the LGBT communities welcoming all people. Meets for worship Sun 3pm at Ibrox Parish Church, 67 Clifford Street. Tel or Text: 07972 139128. E-mail: [email protected] www.mccinglasgow.co.uk QUAKER LESBIAN AND GAY FELLOWSHIP: A welcoming and supportive national group for people of all sexual orientations and their friends. Write: Roy Vickery, 9 Terrapin Court, Terrapin Road, London. SW17 8QW. E-mail: [email protected] www.qlgf.org.uk QUEST: Organisation for lesbian and gay Catholics. Monthly meetings are held in different regional groups throughout Britain. Scottish meetings held in Glasgow. Quest Linkline The Helpline for Gay and Lesbian Catholics Tel: (Freephone) 0808 808 0234. Write: BM Box 2585, LONDON. WC1N 3xx. E-mail: [email protected] www.questgaycatholic.org.uk Edinburgh. For full details and to sign-up: www.egmc.co.uk GAY GORDONS EDINBURGH: Scotland's first LGBTQ Scottish country dance group with a good mix of women and men. Meets Mon 7.30-9.30pm at St Stephen’s Centre, Stockbridge. E-mail: [email protected] www.gaygordonsedinburgh.co.uk GLASGAY!: Scotland's annual celebration of queer culture. Next dates: Oct-Nov 2012. Q! Gallery is Glasgay's new year-round gallery dedicated to queer art and artists. Mon-Sat 11am-5pm. The Stud!o is an adjacent performance/research/workshop and holistic arts space. The Q! Gallery, 87-91 Saltmarket, Glasgow. G1 5LE. Tel/Fax: 0141-552 7575.Text: 07762 722460. E-mail: [email protected] www.glasgay.co.uk INTERNATIONAL KILT APPRECIATION SOCIETY (IKAS): Contact and social group for guys interested in viewing/wearing kilts. Regular newsletter. Write: Mervyn Tacy, 'Ziveli', 20 Ordsall Park Road, Retford. DN22 7PA. Please enclose sae. Tel: 01777 708270. E-mail: [email protected] www.freewebs.com/ikas LGBT FILM CLUB: Meets 6.30-9.30pm on 4th Fri of each month at the LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. Documentaries, shorts and full length films with an LGBT twist screened. Open to anyone keen to view and discuss films in a friendly and welcoming environment. Get in touch if you have a film you would like to share with the club. Check website, Facebook or Twitter for what is being shown. www.lgbthealth.org.uk LGBT HISTORY MONTH SCOTLAND: Increasing the awareness of LGBT people’s lives, histories and experiences. The website provides listings for cultural opportunities, events, news items, and resources. If you would like to be involved, volunteer or add information, contact LGBT History Month, 3940 Commerce Street, Edinburgh. EH6 6HD. www.lgbthistory.org.uk LOUD & PROUD: Scotland's original choir for LGBT singers is made up of approximately 45 singers and holds regular concerts in the Central Belt. The repertoire, which is sung a capella in varying numbers of parts, includes simple rounds, popular music, traditional music, light classics, festive and seasonal songs, lesbian/gay anthems, and show tunes. Meets weekly for rehearsals in Edinburgh. E-mail: [email protected] www.loudandproudchoir.org LUVVIES THEATRE COMPANY: Edinburgh based LGBT theatre company, which aims to give LGBT people the opportunity to act, direct, produce or organise theatre or take part in any aspect of the creative process. No previous experience is necessary. Tel: 07854 836605. E-mail: [email protected] www.theluvvies.org OURSTORY SCOTLAND: A charity which works to collect, archive and present the life stories and experiences of the LGBT Community in Scotland. If you have a story to tell or experiences to share, or would like to find out more about their upcoming programme of events, then please contact them. Write: OurStory Scotland, Archives and Special Collections, The Mitchell Library, North Street, Glasgow. G3 7DN. E-mail: [email protected] www.ourstoryscotland.org.uk DUNDEE: DUNFERMLINE: Couple Counselling Lothian: Scotland’s oldest and largest relationship counselling agency promotes the wellbeing and longevity of same sex relationships. 65 years experience of serving clients in Edinburgh and the Lothians. Tel: 0131-556 1527. E-mail: [email protected] www.cclothian.org.uk BEARS OLGA - Older Lesbians Get Around: Meets monthly. Tel: 07813 268938. NATIONAL: EDINBURGH: EDINBURGH: Glasgow Women's Library: 15 Berkeley Street, Glasgow. G3 7BW. Tel/Fax: 0141-248 9969. Provides a library, archive, is an Accredited Museum and also houses the UK’s national Lesbian Archives. Range of events, courses and other activities delivered through their learning programmes, along with an Adult Literacy and Numeracy Project and Black and Minority Ethnic Women’s Project. Check website for more info. E-mail: [email protected] www.womenslibrary.org.uk Lively Blog at www.pinktriangle.org.uk/ptt/blog.html Internet Magazine (The Pink Humanist) at www.thepinkhumanist.com INVERCLYDE: Diversitay LGBT Group: Offers support to LGBT people living in Tayside and North East Fife. Bi monthly newsletter “Out Now” available from PO Box 53, Dundee, DD1 3YG. Tel: Dundee (01382) 202620. E-mail: [email protected] www.diversitay.org.uk and twitter.com/diversitaylgbt FifeFLAGS: Fife Free Lesbian and Gay Society. Provides a welcoming and safe meeting space and dropin centre near the town centre for the LGBT community, our friends, family and supporters. Regular social group meets on the 2nd and 4th Sun of the month from 7.3011pm. Generally has a nice friendly mixed group most nights across the age range so come along and meet new friends. Internet access, mini pool table or just hang out and chill over coffee and biscuits. Safer sex information and supplies available as part of the Fife Health Board condom distribution scheme. Tel: Dunfermline (01383) 738517. E-mail: [email protected] www.fifeflags.org.uk further information on sexual and reproductive services or Tel: 0141-211 6700 for counselling services. All services available at a range of locations throughout NHS Greater Glasgow and Clyde area. www.sandyford.org AD Group: Social group exclusively for lesbians over 40 who have come to terms with their sexuality as lesbians. Meets each month to plan social activities such as cinema, meals out, walks and more. E-mail: [email protected] Ladybird Book Group: Friendly and social lesbian book group meets 2nd Tue of each month from 7.45pm in Café Nom De Plume. Newcomers welcome. Contact for more information and details of books coming up this year. E-mail: [email protected] Rubyfruits Edinburgh: For lesbians and bi women. Meets Wed eve anytime after 7.30pm in Café Nom De Plume, 60 Broughton Street. Widen your social circle, network, plan weekend/eve activities (eg walking, cinema, exhibitions) and maybe meet that special somebody. E-mail: [email protected] www.rubyfruitsedinburgh.webs.com Women’s Group: New group offering the chance to meet other women in a relaxed environment. Chat and information on health and wellbeing issues, as well as activities in and out the Centre. 2nd & 4th Fri of each monthfrom 2-4.30pm at the LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street. Tel: Alison on 0131-652 3283. E-mail: [email protected] Word: Women’s Book Group 7.30-9pm) on 2nd Wed of each month at the LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. Interested in reading and want to meet friends who share your passion? Join this friendly women’s book group. E-mail: [email protected] GLASGOW: Sandyford: 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Sandyford provides sexual, reproductive and emotional health services for all lesbian and bisexual women. Tel: 0141-211 8130 for BROKEN RAINBOW LGBT DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SERVICE (UK): Works to change the situation for LGBT people facing domestic violence. Runs a helpline for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, their family, friends, and agencies to support LGBT people around domestic violence. Mon & Thu 2-8pm,Tue & Wed 10am-5pm. Tel: 0300 999 5428. E-mail: [email protected] www.broken-rainbow.org.uk www.facebook.com/brokenrainbowuk www.twitter.com/brokenrainbow RAPE AND ABUSE LINE: For male and female survivors. Female Support Workers answer Freephone 0808 8000123 most evenings and Male Support Workers answer Freephone 0808 8000122 on selected evenings. the Helpline hours are advised on both answering services. Callers are welcome to phone either line. Write: PO Box 10, Dingwall. IV15 9HA. www.rapeandabuseline.co.uk RAPE CRISIS SCOTLAND HELPLINE: Scotland-wide telephone service providing support to women and men experiencing sexual violence, as well as their friends and families. Tel: Freephone 0808 8010302 (6pmMidnight). Minicom available. www.rapecrisisscotland.org.uk THRIVE: Counselling service for male survivors of childhood sexual abuse. Write: Sandyford Counselling & Support Services, 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Tel: 0141-211 8133 or 0141-211 6700. E-mail: [email protected] ATHEISTS AND HUMANISTS GAY AND LESBIAN HUMANIST ASSOCIATION: GALHA is a membership organisation promoting a gay-friendly Humanist outlook and LGBT rights as human rights. Membership is open to supporters worldwide. Write: GALHA, 1 Gower Street, London. WC1E 6HD. E-mail: [email protected] www.galha.org PINK TRIANGLE TRUST: PTT is a gay Humanist charity which can arrange non-religious ceremonies of love and commitment for lesbian and gay couples at very reasonable rates in most parts of Scotland. Sponsors of LGBT History Month. Write: 34 Spring Lane, Kenilworth, Warwickshire. CV8 2HB. Tel: Kenilworth (01926) 858450. E-mail: [email protected] www.pinktriangle.org.uk ROMAN CATHOLIC CAUCUS OF THE LESBIAN & GAY CHRISTIAN MOVEMENT: Write: RC Caucus, PO Box 24632, London. E9 6xF. Tel: 020-7226 0847. E-mail: [email protected] SGI-UK (SCOTLAND): Buddhist organisation established in more than 190 countries throughout the world. Their belief and practice direct people to respect that which is of ultimate value: life itself. Through their faith and practice, members transform their inner lives and develop the qualities needed to bring about personal fulfillment and contribute to the positive development of society. SGI-UK has participated in Pride events throughout the world and is now known as Rainbow activities. www.sgi-uk.org UNITARIANS IN EDINBURGH: An inclusive community of diverse beliefs which supports the pursuit of individual spirituality and humanism. Meets at St Mark’s, 7 Castle Terrace at 11am on Sun and for Mindfulness @ Lunchtime at 12.15pm on Tue. Relationship blessings conducted. E-mail: [email protected] www.edinburgh-unitarians.co.uk CULTURAL THE BIG LGBT MUSIC JAM: Meets 1-4pm on 1st Sat of each month at the LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. A creative and supportive space for making music. Play, sing your own song, or just be an appreciative listener. No need to book, just turn up. Bring your own instruments, some percussion supplied. £2 per session. E-mail: [email protected] THE CULTURE CLUB: Meets 7-8.30pm on 1st Wed of each month at the LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh to talk about current arts affairs, exhibitions, events, ideas, music, and creativity. A safe space to discuss the arts at large. E-mail: [email protected] EDINBURGH GAY MEN'S BOOK GROUP: Meets 7-9pm on 4th Wed of each month at the LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. An inclusive group where you can meet new people and read and discuss interesting books. E-mail: [email protected] EDINBURGH GAY MEN'S CHORUS: Brings together individuals interested in singing a fun repertoire, including pop, rock and songs from the shows and movies. Now is a great time to get involved, whether you're a closet shower singer or have some experience. Rehearses Tue eve in Central PINK CASTLE PHILOSOPHY CLUB: Meets 2nd Tue of each month at 7.30pm in Riverside Lounge, Glen Mhor Hotel, 8-15 Ness Bank, Inverness. IV2 4SG. Tel: Morgan on 07745 930383. E-mail: [email protected] www.pinkcastle.eu REMEMBER WHEN PROJECT: Documenting the collective history of Edinburgh's LGBT communities, recording life-stories and personal memories across the generations, and celebrating our rich and varied contributions to the quality of life in the city. The culmination of this work was an exhibition entitled 'Rainbow City: Stories from Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender Edinburgh' held at the City Art Centre, Edinburgh in 2006. Write: Remember When Project, c/o The Living Memory Association, The Stables, 64/1 The Causeway, Edinburgh. EH15 3PZ. Tel: 0131-661 3222, and leave a message, stating clearly that it is for Remember When. E-mail: [email protected] FETISH MSC SCOTLAND: A club for men interested in Leather, Rubber, Uniform. Meets in Edinburgh from 10pm downstairs in the New Town Bar on 3rd Sat of each month. Write: PO Box 28, Edinburgh. EH3 5JL. www.msc-scotland.net HEALTH AND ABILITIES AL-ANON: Fellowship of relatives and friends of alcoholics who share their experience, strength and hope in order to solve their common problem. Anyone affected by another person’s drinking is welcome. LGBT & Friends Group meets 6.45-7.45pm at Edinburgh LGBT Centre, 58a/60 Broughton Street. Tel: Catherine on 07940 473150. www.al-anonuk.org.uk ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Whilst AA runs the f ollowing LGBT meetings in Edinburgh and Glasgow, please note that it is a non restrictive organisation and LGBT people are welcome at any meeting. AA Edinburgh: Tue 8pm (Edinburgh Peace And Justice Resource Centre, St John’s Church, Princes Street). Please note that the last meeting of the month is open to non AA members. AA Glasgow: Tue 7.30pm (Spoon Café, 46 Trongate), Fri 7.30pm (The Ogilvie Centre, 25 Rose Street). AA National: Helpline: 0845 7697555 (24 hours). Northern Service Office: 0141-226 2214. www.alcoholicsanonymous.org.uk ALZHEIMER'S SOCIETY LGBT SUPPORT GROUP: Trained and skilled volunteers able to offer understanding and a listening ear to LGBT people affected by Alzheimer’s disease or any other form of dementia.To contact: Tel the Alzheimer's Helpline on 0845 300 0336 or write to Alzheimer's Society LGBT Support Group, Alzheimer's Society, Devon House, 58 Saint Katharine's Way, London. E1W 1Jx. or E-mail: [email protected] www.alzheimers.org.uk /Gay_Carers/index.htm Public Sex Environments and venues as well as on-line as part of the SNN group. They run an 'Out of Hours' Testing Service Mon 57.30pm at "The Exchange", Lady Lawson Street, Edinburgh where you can have a full SEXUAL HEALTH check up including Hep A&B vaccinations. No appointments necessary. For further information or to receive condom and lube supplies contact Vaughan, Peter or Del on Tel: 0131-537 8300 or 07774 628227. E-mail: [email protected] www.roam-outreach.com BIPOLAR SCOTLAND LGBT SELF HELP GROUP: For LGBT people with bipolar disorder, and their carers, family and friends. Meets 7-9pm on 1st Tue of each month at Terrence Higgins Trust, Rothesay House, 134 Douglas Street, Glasgow. No need for referral, just come along on the night. Tel: Aileen on 0141-560 2050. E-mail: [email protected] SANDYFORD: 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. Glasgow's main sexual, reproductive and emotional health centre. Free web access and health library with large LGBT lending collection. Specialist services for gay men (See separate ScotsGay Listing for Steve Retson Project) and lesbians (See separate ScotsGay listing for Sandyford under Women). Self-referal sexual health service with open access clinic each weekday with registration from 8.30-10am or book on 0141211 8130. E-mail: [email protected] www.sandyford.org BODY POSITIVE (TAYSIDE): No 10, 10 Constitution Road, Dundee. DD11 1LL. A charity that exists to empower HIV and HepC positive people and those affected thereby to eliminate the stigma and isolation they experience. Tel: Dundee (01382) 305736. E-mail: [email protected] BROWNLEE CENTRE (GLASGOW): Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Confidential information, advice, counselling and direct access testing for HIV, Hepatitis and Syphilis. The Centre provides ongoing medical and social care plus psychological and emotional support for people living with HIV infection and one to one counselling for people at risk of HIV. Tel: 0141-211 1089. Fax: 0141-211 1097. Mon-Thu 9am-5pm, Tue 56.30pm, Fri 9am-4.30pm. BROWNLEE COMMUNITY TEAM: Gartnavel General Hospital, 1053 Great Western Road, Glasgow. G12 0YN. Social work service for people with HIV/AIDS providing intensive community based support. General advice and information on community care and housing needs also provided. Tel: 0141-211 1090. GAY MEN'S HEALTH EDINBURGH: 10 Union Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LU. A community led Lothian wide project for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support and counselling, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex information. Tel: 0131-558 9444. E-mail: [email protected] www.gmh.org.uk GAY MEN'S HEALTH GLASGOW: Unit 9, The Adelphi Centre, Gorbals, Glasgow. G5 0PQ. Tel: 0141-552 0112. A community led project across the Greater Glasgow and Clyde Health Board Area for gay and bisexual men. Wide ranging volunteering opportunities which provide services including support, scene work, peer education and training, provision of condoms, lube and Safer Sex info. E-mail: [email protected] www.gmh.org.uk HIV-AIDS CARERS AND FAMILIES SERVICE PROVIDER SCOTLAND: 10 Elderpark Workspace, 100 Elderpark Street, Glasgow. G51 3TR. Mon-Fri 10am5pm. Telephone Support Service: 07778 117900 Mon-Fri 7pm-10pm. Tel: 0141-445 8797. E-mail: [email protected] www.hiv-aids-carers.org.uk HIV SCOTLAND: Suite 2, 27 Beaverhall Road, Edinburgh. EH7 4JE. Tel: 0131-558 3713. Fax: 0131-558 9887. The national policy charity for HIV in Scotland. Speaks out for people living with HIV and provide knowledge and expertise to help inform and deliver strong policies and effective strategies to tackle the spread of HIV in Scotland. E-mail: [email protected] www.hivscotland.com THE JANEK LATOSINSKI CHARITABLE TRUST: Provides free complementary therapies and psychotherapy to all people living with HIV in Glasgow and the West of Scotland. E-mail: [email protected] www.tjlct.org.uk LANARKSHIRE HIV, AIDS AND HEPATITIS CENTRE: Monklands Hospital, Airdrie. One stop shop for HIV testing, treatment and support. Appointments available Mon 9am-5pm (eve available by request). Tel: Airdrie (01236) 712247. Support group for HIV Positive men also available. LGBT CENTRE FOR HEALTH & WELLBEING: 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6TE. This unique Centre exists to improve the physical, mental and social wellbeing of LGBT people living in, working in and travelling to Edinburgh. Runs events, workshops and courses promoting healthy lifestyles,including the LGBT Headspace programme focusing on improved mental health and the LGBT Age programme offering services to those over 50. The Centre also provides a wide range of information on health and LGBT topics, offers one to one support services and supports community groups. Tel: 0131-523 1100. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbthealth.org.uk POSITIVE HELP: 13a Great King Street, Edinburgh. EH3 6QW. Practical help for people who are infected or affected by HIV and AIDS in Edinburgh, their families and carers. Tel: 0131-558 1122. Fax: 0131-558 3636. E-mail: [email protected] www.positivehelpedinburgh.uk POSITIVE MIXTURE : A self help group offering support and assistance for individuals with HIV/AIDS in the Grampian area. Contact THT, 246 George Street, Aberdeen. AB25 1HN. E-mail: [email protected] ROAM OUTREACH: Part of the Harm Reduction Team within Lothian NHS. Offers a confidential and anonymous service for men who have sex with men, including male sex workers throughout Edinburgh and the Lothians. Provides a wide range of services including sexual health and safer sex advice, information and advice on drug use, personal safety, police and legal advice, including operating in the Remote Reporting Scheme. A great deal of their work is done on an outreach basis in SEXUAL HEALTH LINE: Freephone 0800 567123. 24 hours. Confidential advice and information. Minicom: Freephone 0800 521361. www.nhs.uk/worthtalkingabout STEVE RETSON PROJECT: Sandyford, 2-6 Sandyford Place, Glasgow. G3 7NB. A free sexual health screening and counselling service for gay and bisexual men. Clinics run Tue, Wed & Thu 5-8pm. Tel: 0141211 8628 for appointment.. www.sandyford.org/sexual-orientation/ men-who-have-sex-withmen/steve-retson-project.aspx TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST SCOTLAND NATIONAL OFFICE - GLASGOW: 134 Douglas Street, Glasgow. G2 4HF. HIV prevention and support services in Lanarkshire, Ayrshire & Arran, Argyll & Bute, the Glasgow area and Western Central Scotland. Support & Advocacy Service provides a full range of welfare rights advice and representation as well as community support for people living with blood borne viruses. Also provides a range of health promotion services for gay and bisexual men throughout the West of Scotland. Contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: 0141332 3838. Fax: 0141-332 3755. Helpline: THT Direct 0845 1221200 Mon-Fri 10am-10pm, Sat-Sun Noon-6pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.tht.org.uk TERRENCE HIGGINS TRUST SCOTLAND ABERDEEN OFFICE: 246 George Street, Aberdeen. AB25 1HN. HIV prevention and support services in Grampian including Community Support, Group Support and LGBT Youth groups. Please contact for further details. Volunteers welcome! Tel: Aberdeen (01224) 451150. Helpline: THT Direct 0808 802 1221 Mon-Fri 10am-10pm, Sat-Sun Noon-6pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.tht.org.uk and www. thtscotlandhighlandservices.blogspot.com TOGETHER: Social/support/information group for gay and bisexual men living with HIV. Meets 2nd Tue of each month from 7-9pm (new members invited from 6.30pm). Tel: Criz on 0141-552 0112. E-mail: [email protected] www.gmh.org.uk/together WAVERLEY CARE: 3 Mansfield Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6NB. Scotland's leading charity providing care and support to people affected by HIV and Hepatitis C. Whether someone is living with HIV or Hepatitis C or are the partner or family member of someone affected by these conditions, Waverley Care has services that can support them and provide up to date, accurate information and resources. Services include: Short-term Residential Intensive Support, Support Services for all, including specialist services for gay men, Community Support and Outreach Services (including Advocacy and Information, Arts Project, Befriending/Buddying, Care at Home, Spiritual and Pastoral Care, Complementary Therapies, Counselling, Health Promotion), Prevention and Awareness Raising. Tel: Neil - Gay Men's Support Worker on 07962 909730 or Tel: 0131-558 1425 Mon-Fri 9-5pm or Tel: 0131441 6989 24hrs, 7 days per week. To become a Buddy with Waverley Care, Tel: Kelly McKnight on 07929 132675 or 0131-312 9953 or Annette Wilson on 0131-441 2791. E-mail: [email protected] www.waverleycare.org WAVERLEY CARE ARGYLL & BUTE: The Renfield Centre, 260 Bath Street, Glasgow. G2 4JP. Tel: 0141-333 9393. WAVERLEY CARE HIGHLAND: 34 Waterloo Place, Inverness. IV1 1NB.Tel: Inverness (01463) 711585 OLDER GAYS CAFFMOS: Nationwide Social and Contacts Club for the older gay gentleman and his admirers, both young and old. Scottish group next meets from 1-4pm at Café Habana in Edinburgh on Sun 22ns Jul, 19th Aug. Write: PO Box 2087, Blackpool. FY4 1WL. Tel: Blackpool (01253) 318327. E-mail: [email protected] Edward (Scottish Contact): E-mail: [email protected] www.caffmoscommunity.com HIGHLAND RAINBOW FOLK: Independent working group which raises awareness of issues facing older LGBT people. Monthly meetings in Inverness. Tel: Suzy on 07791 874583. Email: [email protected] www.spanglefishcom/highlandrainbowfolk LGBT AGE: New support service for LGBT people over 50 years old in Edinburgh and the Lothians, which will offer befriending, social events, information and advocacy. Please help spread the word to any older LGBT people you know. Anyone interested in using the service or volunteering, call Garry on 0131-652 3282. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbthealth.org.uk/content/lgbt-age PRIME TIME (EDINBURGH): Informal social group for men over 40. Meets in GMH, 10 Union Street, from 2-4.30pm on 1st and 3rd Sun of each month. Tel: John on 0131-556 1309 or Steve on 0131-558 9444. E-mail: [email protected] PRIME TIME (GLASGOW): Social group for gay and bisexual men 40+. Meets twice a month in central Glasgow from 3pm. Tel: Criz on 0141-552 0112. E-mail: [email protected] ORDER OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE The Sisters and Brothers of the OPI are part of a world wide order of queer men and women of all sexualities which is open to all who feel the habit. Its tenets are: The expiation of stigmatic guilt and the promulgation of universal joy through habitual manifestation and perpetual perpetration. www.thesisters.org.uk OPI CONVENT OF DUNN EIDEANN: The Edinburgh convent. Write: Mistress of Communications, c/o PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: [email protected] OPI CONVENT OF MORAVIA: The North Eastern convent. Write: Sister Bobby OPI, Cairnglass, St Combs, Fraserburgh. AB43 8UT. Tel: Inverallochy (01346) 583145. E-mail: [email protected] OUTDOOR PURSUITS FREEDOM CLUB: UK and Europe Wide LGBT Caravan and Camping Club. Aims to provide a means whereby gay people can meet up for weekends, weeks or even longer rallies throughout the UK and sometimes into Ireland and Europe. Tel: Eddie on Cheltenham (01242) 526826. E-mail: [email protected] www.freedomclub.co..uk GAY BIRDERS CLUB: For LGBT Birdwatchers. Write: Gay Birders Club, GeeBeeCee, BCM-Mono, London. WC1N 3XX. E-mail: [email protected] www.gbc-online.org.uk GAY CARAVAN & CAMPING CLUB: For men and women. Tel: Ian on 07977 317872. E-mail: [email protected] www.gaycaravanclub.com GAY OUTDOOR CLUB: Holds regular events including walking, skiing, cycling, climbing, mountain-biking, kayaking, mountaineering, camping, youthhostelling, badminton, running and swimming. For more information, vist website or send an A5 sae to BM GOC, London. WC1N 3XX. Or Tel: 0844 8700462. E-mail: [email protected] www.goc.org.uk GLASGOW GAY RAMBLERS GROUP: Leisurely walks in the countryside. Bring sensible footwear/clothing and packed lunch. 2nd Sat of each month. Meet at Mitchell Library, Berkeley Street. No membership just turn up. Cars normally shared. Tel: Robert on 0141-950 1081. E-mail: [email protected] OUT DOOR LADS: A UK-Wide, web-based organisation, offering a wide range of activities: from camping, hostelling, hill-walking and indoor climbing, to the more extreme activities like gorge scrambling, ice climbing, technical mountain biking and many more. There's something for everyone, no matter what your interest. Core membership is Gay and Bi-sexual lads, aged 18-35, but OutdoorLads does not discriminate on any grounds including age, sexuality, disability or sex, and welcomes anyone who agrees with the group's aims and objectives. TARTAN TRAVELLERS: Scottish based club for all LGBT fans of caravanning, camping and motorhoming. Arranges meets, social events and more. Tel: Craig on 07972 881155. E-mail: [email protected] www.tartantravellers.wix.com/info PARENTS GAY DADS SCOTLAND: Support group for gay fathers. Meets on last Thu of each month (except Dec) in a private room in Edinburgh LGBT Centre, 58a Broughton Street. Assemble in Café Nom de Plume first from 8pm - look out for sign on table. Gay dads from all over Scotland welcome. E-mail: [email protected] www.gaydadsscotland.org.uk PARENTS' ENQUIRY SCOTLAND: Coming out? Information and support for parents of LGBT people. Helpline and admin: Tel: 0131-556 6047 before 10pm. Write: c/o ScotsGay Magazine, PO Box 666, Edinburgh. EH7 5YW. E-mail: [email protected] www.parentsenquiryscotland.org RAINBOW FAMILIES: Friendly group is for anyone looking to meet other LGBT parents, share experiences and get advice from the group’s health visitor. Regular outings organized. Toys provided! Meets 2nd Sat of each month from 10amNoon at the LGBT Centre for Health & Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. Te;: 0131-523 1100 for more information. E-mail: [email protected] POLITICAL LIBERAL PARTY LESBIAN AND GAY CAMPAIGN: Tel: 0151-259 5935 (Telephone Answering Machine). Write: 41 Sutton Street, Liverpool, L13 7EG. E-mail: [email protected] www.liberal.org.uk SCOTTISH LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR LGBT EQUALITY: Tel: 0131-337 2314. Write: 4 Clifton Terrace, Edinburgh. EH12 5DR. E-mail: [email protected] www.scotlibdems.org.uk www.twitter.com/scotlibdems PRISONERS contributing in any way, please get in touch! E-mail: [email protected] WORKPLACE FREE MAGAZINES FOR PRISONERS: Copies of ScotsGay are sent free of charge to prisoners in UK prisons and institutions. Please contact us if you wish to be added to the mailing list. HOTSCOTS: Scotland's very first LGBT group for football players and fans alike. Trains every Thu at Saughton, hold kick abouts every Fri at World of Soccer and compete in the GFSN national league and cup. All ability levels are welcome, and the social side is just as important as the playing - so what are you waiting for? For more info Tel: (or text) 07585 132595. E-mail: [email protected] www.hotscotsfc.com EIS LGBT NETWORK: Write: National Officer (Education and Equality), 46 Moray Place, Edinburgh. EH3 6BH. Tel: 0131-225 6244. E-mail: [email protected] BENT BARS PROJECT: Letter writing programme that connects lebian, gay, bisexual, transgender, transsexual, intersex, queer and gender non-conforming communities across prison walls. E-mail: [email protected] www.bentbarsproject.org REAL ALE LESBIAN AND GAY REAL ALE DRINKERS: The Edinburgh group of CAMRA's Task Group for LGBT real ale and cider fans. Meets in The Regent on the 1st Mon of each month from 9pm to sample the brewers' art - Aug 2nd Mon (to avoid GBBF). Tel: Karen on 0131-557 8790. E-mail: [email protected] www.lagrad-edinburgh.org.uk and www.lagrad.org.uk RESIDENTIAL EVENTS EDWARD CARPENTER COMMUNITY OF GAY MEN: Committed to principles of caring, trusting, personal growth, sharing, and creativity aimed at nurturing 'community' as an alternative to the commercial scene. Organises Gay Men's Weeks and shorter events each year in SW Scotland, the English Lake District and other venues across the UK. Write: Edward Carpenter Community, BM ECC, London. WC1N 3xx. Tel: 08703 215121. E-mail: contact_ecc @edwardcarpentercommunity.org.uk www.gaycommunity.org.uk MEN4MEN - SCOTLAND "All of you is welcome – your shadow and your light." A group of men who are attracted to men committed to a journey of knowing themselves and how they relate to others and their environment. Seekers of an inner peace they explore and stretch their psychological, emotional, physical, social, spiritual and sexual limits whilst respecting each other’s personal boundaries in a loving, sacred, safe and supporting space. They aspire to be their authentic selves. www.men4men.org.uk THE FINDHORN FOUNDATION: Spiritual community, ecovillage and holistic learning centre. Offers regular residential workshops and retreats for gay men and lesbians at Findhorn in the North East of Scotland, and at its retreat house on the peaceful island of Iona. Tel: Findhorn (01309) 690311. E-mail:[email protected] http://bit.ly/findhorn-lgbt for all Findhorn Foundation gay and lesbian workshops, or http://www.findhorn.org/ for information about all the Foundation’s activities. SPORTS CALEDONIAN THEBANS RFC: Caledonian Thebans Rugby Football Club is Scotland's first gay/bi friendly rugby club. Offers gay/bi/trans men the chance to learn the game and play rugby in a safe and supportive environment. Welcomes new players (+18) at any level or experience and new supporters to the club. If you're interested in playing or supporting gay rugby in Scotland, please get in touch. Come along and get fit! Tel: 07758 668784 or Text "thebans" to 60300. E-mail: [email protected] www.thebans-rfc.co.uk EDINBURGH CUESTARS POOL GROUP: Looking for new members, Meets on 2nd and 4th Tue of each month at Shandon Snooker Club, Slateford Road from 7-9pm. Costs £3 per person. E-mail: [email protected] EDINBURGH GAY MEN’S VOLLEYBALL: Looking to start up a gay volleyball team (and for people who have had experience and exposure to competitive volleyball) to take to both local and international competitions. If there is enough interest, an open day will take place to meet and play volleyball to get an idea of what your levels are and hopefully form a team based on this. Everybody welcome irrespective of sexuality. E-mail: [email protected] LEAP SPORTS SCOTLAND: Challenges homophobia, biphobia and transphobia in sport and showcases LGBT people’s participation in sport. Tel: 07738 456852. E-mail: [email protected] www.leapsports.org SALTIRE THISTLE FC: LGBT-friendly football team based in Glasgow open to all from Scotland. Training on Wed at Glasgow Green, open kickabouts on Fri at Crownpoint and matches most Sun in different venues across the West. All abilities and skills are welcome plus those who want to watch and support. Regular social events organised too. E-mail: [email protected] www.clubwebsite.co.uk/saltirethistle SHUTTLESCOTS BADMINTON CLUB: Friendly and relaxed group of mixed ability players, including beginners. Meets 7-9pm every Tue at Meadowbank Stadium, Edinburgh with a coach on hand every other week and doubles social play in between. The club is a great opportunity to meet new people, make friends and get some exercise. E-mail: [email protected] www.shuttlescots.co.uk TEAM SCOTLAND BADMINTON CLUB: Glasgow based gay and lesbian badminton club meets Sun Noon-2pm at National Badminton Academy, Scotstoun for competitive games. International tournaments and matches against clubs in London and Europe are held annually. Sorry - no beginners. Tel: Raymond on 0141-778 9220. STUDENTS Many Universities and Colleges have Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgendered Societies. Contact these via your Student Union or Student Association. ScotsGay also links to a number of LGBT Soc websites from our own web page at www.scotsgay.co.uk. Tel: NUS Scotland LGBT Officer on 0131-556 6598 or . Fax: 0131-557 5679. Write: Hazel Marzetti, LGBT Officer, NUS Scotland, 29 Forth Street, Edinburgh. EH1 3LE. E-mail: [email protected] or [email protected] TRANSGENDER NATIONAL: Transmen Scotland: A national support group for all female to male transgender people. Meets 2nd Sat of each month from 7-9pm at LGBT Centre for Health and Wellbeing, 9 Howe Street, Edinburgh. For further info Tel/Text 07948 735179 or E-mail: [email protected] www.transmenscotland.org.uk ABERDEEN: NEST Support: Contact Nicola on 07523 279546. E-mail: [email protected] www.nestsupport.co.uk BUCHLYVIE: TV/TS Group: Meets last Sat of each month at 5pm. Tel: Gladys or Michelle on Buchlyvie (01360) 850516 or 07896 307348. E-mail: [email protected] FIRE BRIGADES UNION LGBT SUPPORT GROUP: For firefighters and control staff. Write: c/o Pat Carberry, FBU, 68 Coombe Road, Kingston upon Thames, Surrey. KT2 7SE. Tel: 07725 602524 or 020-8541 1765. E-mail: [email protected] www.fbulgbt.org.uk GAY POLICE ASSOCIATION IN SCOTLAND: Membership is open to all police officers and police staff, serving or retired. Tel: 07092 700213 . www.gpascotland.com GMB SCOTLAND EQUAL RIGHTS GROUP: Write: Regional Equal Rights Officer, GMB Scotland, Fountain House, 1/3 Woodside Crescent, Glasgow. G3 7UJ. Tel: 0141-352 8109. E-mail: [email protected] PUBLIC AND COMMERCIAL SERVICES UNION (PCS) PROUD GROUP Scottish Rep : Dave McNeilly c/o PCS, Equalities Committee, 160 Falcon Road, London. SW11 2LN. Tel: 07896 471891. E-mail: [email protected] www.pcsproud.org.uk UNISON: Glasgow City LGBT Group. Meets pay day Tue at 5pm in Glasgow City Unison Offices, 84 Bell Street. All LGBT members welcome. YOUTH NATIONAL: QUEER ATTITUDE: Edinburgh based website for young LGBT people everywhere. www.queerattitude.com QUEER YOUTH: UK National organisation run by and for young people providing a united voice for all lesbian, gay, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, intersex, transgender, transsexual, queer and curious youth. Online 24/7 providing peer support through forums, campaigning for equal rights, running regional groups across the UK and much more! Queer Youth Scotland usually meets monthly in either Glasgow, Dundee or Edinburgh. www.queeryouth.org.uk ABERDEEN: Zone Youth: LGBT group for people aged under 26. Meets 2nd Sat of each month Noon-3pm. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: [email protected] BORDERS: Tutti Frutti: Youth group meets Wed eve in Galashiels. Tel: 0131-555 3940. DUNDEE: Allsorts: Meets everyTue 6-8pm. Tel: 0131555 3940. Text: 07781 481788. E-mail: [email protected] Different Visions Celebrate (DV8): Youth group for young people 25 and under who have issues with their sexuality or with the sexuality of a member of their family. Drop In Service 9-5pm at Eighteen And Under, 1 Victoria Road, Dundee. Offers a safe and friendly environment to meet and discuss issues affecting the LGBT community and our families. Tel: Shaun on Dundee (01382) 206222. E-mail: [email protected] DUMFRIES & GALLOWAY: DUNDEE: Diversitay: T With Biscuits: New Trans Group meets monthly. 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Provides services and opportunities for LGBT young people (13-25) in Edinburgh, the Lothians, Fife, Borders, Tayside and Dumfries & Galloway. The groups include drop-ins at their Edinburgh offices for under-18's (Wed) and for over 18's (Thu). They also have a range of different opportunities and they offer training services. Nationally, they run regular events for young people to get involved in local and national decision-making, and to make new pals and have a laugh. Office Tel: 0131-555 3940 (Mon-Fri 9.30am-5pm). E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbtyouth.org.uk GAY FOOTBALL SUPPORTERS NETWORK: Write: GFSN Membership Secretary, PO Box 7424, Milton Keynes. MK8 9WQ. Tel: Barry on Milton Keynes (01908) 564085. Scottish Contact: Kevin Rowe - Tel/Text: 07808 263173 or E-mail: [email protected] www.gfsn.org.uk GLASGOW: GLASGOW: Crosslynx Transgender Group: Meets monthly at Brunswick Hotel, Brunswick Street, Glasgow. Check website for details. 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E-mail: [email protected] www.spanglefish.com/SwansofScotland STIRLING: Central Scotland Transgender Group: Meets 2nd Sat of each month 7-10pm. Tel: Sarah Whyte on 07748 484703. E-mail: [email protected] Vivid Youth: For young LGBT people aged 1325. Group for 13-18 year olds: Tue 7-9.30pm. Group for 18-25 year olds: Thu 7-9.30pm. Contact for venue details.Tel: 0141-548 8121. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbtyouth.org.uk HAMILTON: Skittles LGBT Youth Group: For 16-25 year olds. Meets Mon 6.30-10pm. Tel: Graham on Hamilton (01698) 456680 during office hours. E-mail: [email protected] MORAY: Big Deal: For under 26 year olds. Tel: 0845 2412151. E-mail: [email protected] PERTH: LGBT Youth Group: Last Wed of each month. Tel: 0141-548 8121. Text: 07781 481788. 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New LGBT and Straight friendly venue in old My Club premises. fb: Chaplins Aberdeen CHEERZ BAR & CLUB* 11 Hadden Street. Lively gay bar and club with entertainment and more. fb: Cheerz Bar MARKET ARMS* 13 Hadden Street. LGBT friendly pub with karaoke five nights per week. fb: MarketArmsAberdeen WELLMAN’S HEALTH STUDIO* 218 Holburn Street. Tel: (01224) 211441. Mon-Fri Noon-10pm, Sat Noon-9pm, Sun 2-9pm. 8-man Jacuzzi, sauna, steamroom, café. Free Internet access. Massage available. E-mail: rod@ wellmans-health-studio.co.uk www.wellmans-healthstudio.co.uk DUMFRIES DUMFRIES LGBT CENTRE* 88b High Street, Dumfries, DG1 2BJ. Tel: (01387) 255058. Various group drop-ins, please view online calendar: www. lgbtcentredg.co.uk/calendar/ Also provides LGBT awareness training to professionals. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbtcentredg.co.uk DUNDEE B4OUT* 2 St Andrew’s Lane. 7pmMidnight. Gay bar. fb: b4out JOCKS HEALTH CLUB/SAUNA* 11 Princes Street. Tel: (01382) 451986. Noon-10pm. Sauna, gym, steamroom, lockers, lounge, cabins. E-mail: [email protected] www.jockssauna.co.uk KLOZET* 73-75 Seagate. Tel: Dundee (01382) 690403. Sun 12.30Midnight, Mon-Sat 11amMidnight. Formerly The Gauger. Karaoke Wed, Fri & Sun. Pool table. Free WiFi. Regular live bands and acts. fb: klozet.dundee OUT* 124 Seagate. Tel: (01382) 200660. Wed-Sun 11pm2.30am. Good atmosphere, very popular disco with wide selection of sounds and the occasional act/PA. fb: outdundee THE SALTY DOG* 9 Crichton Street. Sun-Tue 4pm-Midnight, Wed-Thu 2pmMidnight, Fri-Sat 11am-Midnight. Cosy little bar. fb: Salty Dog EDINBURGH ADULT CONCEPTIONS* 8 Drummond Street. Tel: 0131557 9413. Fax: 0131-557 8336. Sun Noon-9pm, Mon-Sat 10am-9pm. Fem 2 Dom is at 25 Easter Road. Tel: 0131-623 6969. Licensed sex shops. THE AULD HOOSE* 23-25 St Leonards Street. Tel: 0131-668 2934. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat Noon1am. Everybody-friendly real ale bar. Food served: Mon-Sat Noon-9.30pm, Sun 12.308pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.theauldhoose.co.uk BLUE MOON CAFÉ* 1 Barony Street/36 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131-556 2788 (Bar) or 0131-557 0911 (Office). Sat-Sun 10am-11pm, Mon-Fri 11am-11pm. Food served until 10pm. Popular LGBT café. www.bluemooncafe.co.uk BOBBIE'S BOOKSHOP* 220 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131538 7069. Mon-Sat 10am-1pm, 2-5.30pm. Sells a selection of gay magazines. BOOTYCALL The Annexe at The Liquid Rooms, 9c Victoria Street (Entrance via Cowgate). Tel: 0131-225 2564. 1st Sun of each month. 10.30pm-3am. Monthly club night - previously Drama. CAFÉ HABANA* 22 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131558 1270. 1pm-1am. Friendly pre-club bar popular with locals and visitors. Free WiFi Internet access. E-mail: [email protected] www.cafehabanaEH1.com CAFÉ NOM DE PLUME* 60 Broughton Street. Tel: 0131478 1372. Café/bar at the LGBT Centre. Meals, snacks, drinks. Free WiFi. Dogs welcome. Outdoor smoking area. E-mail: [email protected] C.C. BLOOM'S* 23-24 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. Sun 12.30pm3am, Mon-Sat 11am-3am. Recently renovated. E-mail: [email protected] fb: CC Blooms DV8 Spiders Web Basement, 258 Morrison Street. Tel: 0131-228 1949. 8pm-1am. Last Fri of each month. Fetish club. http://dv8fetishclub.co.uk EDINBURGH LGBT CENTRE* 58a and 60 Broughton Street. Houses Café Nom De Plume and Pride Scotia. Free WiFi Internet access (sponsored by ScotsGay). Bought in 1974 by the Scottish Minorities Group, it is the only LGBT-owned LGBT Centre in the UK and is also the oldest LGBT Centre outwith the USA. Tel: 0131-556 9471. Meeting Room Booking Tel: 07817 533337. E-mail: edinburghlgbtcentre @drink.demon.co.uk ELBOW* 133-135 East Claremont Street. Tel: 0131-556 5662. 11am1am. Breakfast until 6pm at weekends, Lunch 11.30am6pm, Dinner 6pm-10pm. Bar and restaurant. www.elbowedinburgh.co.uk ELECTRO-SEXUAL* C.C. Bloom’s, 23-24 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-556 9331. 11pm-3am. First Fri of each month. Club night. fb: Electroedinburgh FRENCHIES BAR* 87-89 Rose Street Lane North. Tel: 0131-225 6967. Edinburgh’s oldest gay pub. E-mail: [email protected] www.frenchies-bar.com GHQ* 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-550 1780. Sun & Tue 11pm-3am, Wed 9.30pm-3am, Thu 11pm3am, Fri-Sat 9pm-3am. Stylish bar and club catering for the capital's fashionable gays. www.ghqedinburgh.co.uk LGBT CENTRE FOR HEALTH & WELLBEING* 9 Howe Street. Tel: 0131-523 1100. LGBT community centre in the heart of the New Town offering a range of events, courses and activities. Also provides meeting space for community groups. See website for listings. E-mail: [email protected] www.lgbthealth.org NEW TOWN BAR* 26B Dublin Street. Tel: 0131538 7775. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Thu Noon-1am, Fri-Sat Noon-2am. Food: Mon-Fri Noon-3pm. Popular and busy gay bar. Free WiFi Internet access. Real ale. www.newtownbar.co.uk No EIGHTEEN* 18 Albert Place, Leith Walk. Tel: 0131-553 3222. Mon-Thu Noon-10pm, Fri-Sun Noon11pm. The UK's first VAT registered gay sauna! £10 (£8 concessions), £5 after 8pm. www.number18sauna.com PLANET* 6 Baxter's Place. Tel: 0131-556 5551. 1pm-1am. Popular and busy gay bar with friendly staff. Karaoke Sun-Thu from 9pm. Nightly DJ. E-mail: [email protected] PUSSY WHIPPED Wee Red Bar, Edinburgh College Of Art, 74 Lauriston Place. Tel: 0131-229 1003. Infoline: 07767 359977. 8-10.30pm. Next date: Contact them. Brand new Queer and Female kick-ass band night followed by queer club HOT MESS. £2 entry. E-mail: p.whipped.edinburgh @gmail.com Q-STORE 5 Barony Street. Tel/Fax: 0131477 4756. Mon-Fri 11am-7pm, Sat 11am-6pm. Scotland's only licensed gay store. Not just feelthy pictures - lifestyle too! THE REGENT* 2 Montrose Terrace. Tel: 0131661 8198. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat 11am-1am. Edinburgh’s Gay Real Ale Pub. CAMRA's Lesbian & Gay Real Ale Drinkers meet here on the 1st Mon of the month (2nd Mon in Aug) from 9pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.lagrad-edinburgh.org.uk SATURDAY NIGHT BEAVER The Annexe at The Liquid Rooms, 9c Victoria Street (Entrance via Cowgate). Tel: 0131-225 2564. Sat 16th Jun. The popular women's club night returns. STEAMWORKS* 5 Broughton Market. Tel: 0131477 3567. Daily 11am-11pm. Stylish sauna forming part of busy gay hotel and sauna complex in centre of gay quarter. State-of-the-art facilities including large spa pool, sauna cabin, large steam room, video room, labyrinth with themed areas, café lounge, free Internet access, tanning booth. www.steamworks-sauna.co.uk THE STREET* 2 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-556 4272. Sun 12.30pm-1am, Mon-Sat Noon-1 am. Small but perfectly formed bar run by Louise and Trendy Wendy. www.thestreetbar.co.uk TOUCH Mood Nightclub, 1 Greenside Place. Tel: 0131-550 1640. Tue 10pm-3am. New club night. Eclectic mix of tunes from resident DJ PJ. £3 (plus free cloakroom and discounted chippy and taxi home!) E-mail: [email protected] fb: Mood Tuesdays VIRGEN* Fiddler's Elbow, 4 Picardy Place. Tel: 0131-556 9933. 1st Sat of each month. 8pm-1am. Female run Girls’ Night (men welcome as guests). £5. E-mail: [email protected] fb: Virgenedinburgh WEE SPINNEY'S CAFÉ BAR* 20 Leopold Place. Tel: 0131556 3556. 11am-11pm. Newly opened below Richmond Hotel. Food served from Noon. E-mail: weespinneyscafebar @hotmail.com WORD POWER* 43-45 West Nicolson Street. Tel: 0131-662 9112. Sun Noon5pm, Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Independent radical bookshop. E-mail: books @wordpower.co.uk www.word-power.co.uk GLASGOW AMBASSADORS RAINBOW* 41b York Street. Tel: 0141-237 3011. Mon-Thu NoonMidnight, Fri-Sun Noon-2am. Sauna. Mon: Buddies Day (2 for 1), Wed: Towel Free Day, Fri: TVs, CDs and Admirers Day, Sun: £5 entry. www.ambassadorsrainbow .com fb: Ambassadors Rainbow AXM CLUB* 80 Glassford Street. Tel: 0141552 5761. Wed-Sun 10pm-3am. New club in former Bennets premises "Manchester has now arrived in Glasgow". E-mail: [email protected] www.axmgroup.co.uk/axmclub-glasgow/ CCA* 350 Sauchiehall Street. Tel: 0141-352 4900. Fax: 0141-332 3226. Café Tel: 0141-332 7959. Info: Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Gallery: Tue-Sat 11am-6pm. Café: Mon -Sat, 10amMidnight. Bar: Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight. Centre for Contemporary Arts. ScotsGay available in bar. E-mail: [email protected] www.cca-glasgow.com COURT BAR* 69 Hutcheson Street. Tel: 0141552 2463. Sun Noon-Midnight, Mon-Sat 8am-Midnight. Intimate bar. Straight friendly. DELMONICA'S BAR* 68 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141552 4803. Noon-Midnight. DJs nightly from 9pm. Thu: Quiz. Sun: Karaoke. www.delmonicas.co.uk FHQ* 10 John Street. Tel: 0141-553 5851. Sat 11pm-3am. Women’s bar/club. www.fhqbar.co.uk LUKE & JACK ADULT BOUTIQUE* 45 Virginia Street. Tel: 0141552 5699. Mon-Thu 11am-6pm, Fri-Sat 10.30am6.30pm, Sun Noon-5pm. Locally owned and independent. Sells aromas, toys, lubes, magazines and books, underwear, T-shirts, gifts, etc. E-mail: [email protected] www.lukeandjack.co.uk MERCHANT PRIDE 20 Candleriggs. Tel: 0141-564 1285. Sun 12.30pm-Midnight, Mon-Fri 4pm-Midnight, Sat Noon-Midnight. Bar in the heart of the Merchant City. fb: MerchantPride MILK* 17 John Street. Mon-Fri 4pmMidnight, Sat-Sun 3pmMidnight. Gay bar (formerly Scene). http://moojuice.co/ THE PIPEWORKS* 5-10 Metropole Lane. Tel: 0141-552 5502. Mon-Thu 11.30am-11pm, Fri 11.30amSat 6am, Sat Noon- Sun 11pm. Men's Health and Leisure Club. Usual facilities. £13 (£10 concession). www.thepipeworks.com POLO LOUNGE* 84 Wilson Street. Tel: 0141-553 1221. Sun 9pm-3am, Mon 11pm-3am (Club X only), Tue 10pm-3am, Wed 7pm-3am, Thu-Sat 11pm-3am. Long established pub/club. Young crowd. www.pologlasgow.co.uk RELAX CENTRAL* 3rd Floor, 27 Union Street. Tel: 0141-221 0415. Sun Noon8.30pm, Mon-Sat 11.30am-10pm. Established gay sauna. Entry £8. E-mail: [email protected] www.relaxcentral.co.uk THE RIDING ROOM* The Joint On The Corner, 58 Virginia Street. Tel: 0845 6595904. 5pm-3am. Liquor and cabaret. E-mail: [email protected] www.theridingroom.co.uk SILKS AND SECRETS* 308 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141572 1017. Fax: 0141-221 0959. Sun Noon-5pm, Mon-Sat 10am-6pm. Clothes and toys catering for gay, transvestite and fetish tastes. www.silksandsecrets.com SPEAKEASY* 10 John Street. Tel: 0141-553 5851. Sun 12.30pm-2am, Mon-Thu 4pm–2am, Fri 4pm– 3am, Sat Noon–3am. Fresh alternative to the gay scene. Food until 9pm. E-mail: [email protected] www.speakeasyglasgow.co.uk TRON THEATRE CAFÉ BAR* Chisholm Street. Tel: 0141-552 8587. Fax: 0141-552 6657. Sun 11am-Late, Mon-Sat 10amLate. Friendly theatre bar. Mixed. Good food. www.tron.co.uk UNDERGROUND* 6a John Street. Tel: 0141-553 2456. Mon-Fri Noon-Midnight, Sat-Sun 1pm-Midnight. Formerly Revolver Bar. A refreshing antidote to the current gay scene. Free WiFi. www.undergroundglasgow .com VIOLATE Violate Club Line: 09099 108174 (75p per min at all times) or 07939 723387. BDSM Runs regular clubs at the Big Joint in South Street, Glasgow on the first Sat of the month. www.violate.co.uk THE VIRGINIA GALLERY Basement, 45 Virgina Street. Specialises in art from the LGBT Community and erotic art for all! Over 18’s only. Life Drawing on Tue eve. THE WATERLOO* 306 Argyle Street. Tel: 0141248 7216. Sun 12.30pm-Midnight, Mon-Sat Noon-Midnight. Popular, crowded, down to earth drinking shop. Scotland's oldest gay bar. Busy, busy, busy! www.waterloobar.co.uk WEDNESDAYS The Tunnel, 84 Mitchell Street. Tel: 0141-204 1000. 1st Wed of each month. 11.30pm-3am. Club night. www.tunnelglasgow.co.uk INVERURIE VALLURE CAFÉ & WINE BAR* Garioch Centre. Tel: Inverurie (01467) 622966. New gay friendly establishment. E-mail: [email protected] www.vallure.co.uk PAISLEY FORBIDDEN FRUIT Moloko, 42 New Street. Tel: 0141-561 2004. 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Paul Soave : 0771 403 6040 E-mail: [email protected] Web: myworldcruises.co.uk SGfringe sgfringe.com ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfringe A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne sgfringe.com ScotsGay scotsgay.co.uk SGfr nge A COMMUNITY MAGAZINE EDITED, PRINTED & PUBLISHED IN SCOTLAND SINCE 1994 pic by Steve Ullathorne pic by Steve Ullathorne pic by Steve Ullathorne ISSUE 1 of 3 / August 2012 ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD FLASH MOB Jo Caulfield Bridget Christie Steven Dawson Paul Foot Milo McCabe Peter Scott-Presland Rosie Wilby Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to FREE INSIDE Twitter, gay marriage, comedy awards and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance ISSUE 127 £1.50 WHERE SOLD FLASH MOB Jo Caulfield Bridget Christie Steven Dawson Paul Foot Milo McCabe Peter Scott-Presland Rosie Wilby PRIDE SCOTIA PICS At the Edinburgh Fringe Stewart Lee Andrew Doyle talks to Twitter, gay marriage, comedy awards and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance pic by Steve Ullathorne ISSUE 1 of 3 / August 2012 SGfringe .com ne of the very best things about this job is that I get to write about the stuff that I like. The truth is that over the last twelve years as a reviewer at ScotsGay, I have witnessed no better stand-up than Stewart Lee. When ScotsGay last interviewed him he was tagged as the ‘41st best stand up ever’ by a Channel 4 ‘poll’. This year he won two British Comedy Awards and a Bafta. If you are a fan of real standup, rather than much of the guff you get on TV, go see. Should ScotsGay only write about LGBT shows? Maybe, but much better, I think, is to try and cover stuff of interest to the LGBT reader. That includes brilliant acts, who happen to be gay, like Susan Calman and Paul Foot. It also includes queer theatre like Strip Search, Monstrous Acts or Made For Each Other. But we also look outwards and ask, ‘What else is around?’ and importantly, ‘is it any good?’ O 2SGfringe MartinWalker [email protected] welcome This is the first of three issues of SGfringe for 2012. As usual you can join us online at sgfringe.com, on facebook and on twitter. Our reviews team is bigger than ever this year - and I’d like to take this opportunity to welcome them all - new faces and old. Special mention to Andrea Lockes - it’s Andrea’s job to daily sub-edit reviews and post them on to our website. A mammoth undertaking. Last year’s team reviewed almost 200 shows. How many this year...? CONTENTS: 3 Welcome 4 Peter Scott-Presland 4 Theatre Previews 6 Rosie Wilby 8 Milo McCabe 8 Comedy Previews 10 Bridget Christie 12 Stewart Lee 16 Steven Dawson 16 Cabaret Previews 18 Paul Foot 19 Dance Preview 20 Jo Caulfield 20 Musicals Previews ScotsGay’s Team of Festival Reviewers for 2012 L-R Top: Adam Carver, Adele Monk, Albert Fish, Andrea Lockes (Reviews Editor), Angus Wyatt, Ben Behrens, Clare Finney, Bottom: David Randall, Jodie Fleming-Stanley, Martin Gourlay, Martin Walker (Fringe Editor), Nathan Sparling, Sophie Alexander & Tony Challis. 22 Other Events SGfringe3 theatre previews MONSTROUS ACTS Tells us about ‘Strip Search’ Strip Search is a solo show for a male stripper. “Squaddie” is doing a macho strip act in a gay bar, but the irony is that he was a real soldier in a previous life. He goes back over his life to understand what brought him to this point – abused child, rent boy, gambler, soldier…. The real-time physical strip is paralleled with a psychological strip. It’s a hell of a stretch for any performer because they have to be both a great stripper and a great actor. They have to go backwards and forwards between doing the strip and telling the story, and the story is really intense and has huge emotions. So there’s a lot of disturbing images in here, as well as the nudity’n’stuff. Tell us about ‘Locked In’ Locked In is a one-man play based on the diaries of Keith Vaughan. Keith Vaughan was one of the most important British painters of the mid-20th Century, and friend of Francis Bacon, Graham Sutherland, David Hockney, John Minton etc. His subject matter was defiantly gay – bathers, lovers – in a style that became increasingly abstract. Behind his success was a man of intense sensitivity, fierce doubts, caustic humour, anger and fear of ageing. An intense romantic, he couldn’t allow himself to give way to his feelings in life. So he poured them all out in one of the funniest, sexiest, most vivid journals ever written – a journal he kept for forty years. Eventually he broke his heart – he will break yours too. The same company present Locked In - based on the journals of Keith Vaughan (1912-77), a great British painter and friend of the likes of Hockney, Sutherland and Bacon. His diaries are vivid, funny, angry, erotic, despairing. Whether Vaughan is rescuing wounded soldiers in an air raid, standing trial as a spy, having a holiday fling with a sexy young Mexican, writing to the Times about the joys of pornography, or demolishing the claims of pretentious conceptual artists, in this play you are always right there with him. theSpace@Surgeons Hall/13-25 Aug. homopromos.co.uk Bringing two shows to the Fringe is a lot of work! Why two shows? We wanted to capitalize on the success of “Strip Search” last year, because we sold out and had some great reviews, and also Damola, who plays Squaddie, had a nomination for Best Actor in the Dark Star Awards. But I also wanted to try it in a cabaret venue, which is closer to where the play is set, and means you should get more audience reaction. There’s a bit of audience participation too! So the contrast between the two sides of the show should be even stronger. I read the Keith Vaughan diaries last year and wanted to make a show of them, because you really enter into the guy’s mind and spirit, but I wasn’t going to do it this year, till I realized it was his centenary, so it chose itself really. Now I discover there’s a whole world of Keith Vaughan fans and groupies, especially in Scotland because there are several of his pictures in the Scottish National Gallery. So we’re hoping to tap into that. Who is your favourite writer? Georges Simenon. Not the Maigret novels, but the psychological ones. He goes so deep into the darker corners of the human heart, but he makes it all seem so easy. What other shows on the fringe are you keen to see and why? I always like going to obscure musicals, things that haven’t been seen for years, or never made it into the West End. So I’ve earmarked 13, Assassins, Batboy, Berlin Cabaret – and that’s just up to “B”! I’ll be looking out for new gay stuff too; I wish the Fringe Brochure had an LGBT section, cos it can be a bit difficult track down. I’ll be listening for Word of Mouth (or you can read ScotsGay! - ed). What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the energy, and the buzz on the streets from hundreds of people out for a good time. I hate the self-obsession – so few are really interested in anything other than their own shows – and the intensely competitive atmosphere. I had a show on in Toronto a while back, and the generosity and support of performers and writers for each other was a revelation. Strip Search SpaceCabaret@54 11.05pm 3-25 August Locked In theSpace@Surgeons Hall 12.50pm 13-25 August 4 SGfringe LOCKED IN How long have you been writing? What got you into it? I was always the joker. I’ve been writing since I was a teenager. I was turning out scripts for Boy Scout Camp Fires and school revues when I was 15. When I came out in 1971 it was logical to start writing about my new gay life, and I wrote gay sketches for college revues. When Gay Sweatshop was formed in 1975, I wrote them a play, which they turned down, so I thought, “Bugger it, if you want something done, do it yourself!” So I formed a gay company in 1977, and I’ve been doing the same sort of thing ever since. Boy in a Dress is the story of a third-gendered, fallen Catholic, excatwalk model from the wrong side of the tracks. The play combines monologue, song, striptease, postmodern philosophy and vaudeville, and explores gender, class, religion and identity. Stand Comedy Club 3/2-26 Aug. lajohnjoseph.com From playing Glastonbury and Ronnie Scott’s to miming on children’s television, musician turned comedian Rosie Wilby looks back at the emotional roller-coaster of chasing stardom at the heady height of Britpop in a reworked version of her acclaimed 2011 Edinburgh Fringe show. Mixing stand-up, storytelling and songs, How (Not) To Make It In Britpop delves into a personal treasure trove of old photos, fan letters, reviews and her published diaries to investigate the nature of nostalgia. The Bongo Club/10-14 Aug. rosiewilby.com throughout history - wrapped up in an energetic, interactive performance that skews the lines between theatre, live art and cabaret. Summerhall/18-19 Aug. fishandgame.org.uk STRANGE HUNGERS CONFESSIONS OF A GRINDR ADDICT PETER SCOTT-PRESLAND Monica Bauer’s, Made for Each Other, has somehow managed to be the only play about same-sex marriage on the Fringe. This comedy drama about love, loss and Alzheimer’s disease is part of the Free Fringe, so there really is no excuse for missing it. “You are cordially invited to Vincent and Jerry’s wedding”. Laughing Horse @ Bar 50/15-26 Aug. FREE monicabauer.com In 1440 Frenchman Gilles De Rais was burned and hanged for the suspected deaths of almost 400 boys. Monstrous Acts is the powerful reimagining of the last days of one of history’s most horrifying killers and his search for redemption through the love of another tortured soul. Poetic, erotic and moving, Australia’s, ‘Out Cast Theatre’ present a visually stunning story C Aquila/2-27 Aug. outcast.org.au Those gay and bi men amongst us with Smart Phones might well be aware the app, ‘Grindr’. In Confessions of a Grindr Addict, we follow Felix (Gavin Roach) as he shares his secrets about sex and love, whilst preparing for the rarest of things - a real date. Assembly Hall/2-26 Aug. assemblyfestival.com For more funny theatre check out Strange Hungers, - a self described ‘grubby lesbo freakshow’. Originally devised for Glasgow’s Glasgay! Festival, it’s a joyous deconstruction of lesbian identity, stereotyping and representation MR BRAITHWAITE HAS A NEW BOY Q& A STRIP SEARCH T BOY IN A DRESS here’s plenty of theatre of LGBT interest at the Edinburgh Fringe in 2012. These are our Fringe Editor’s Recommendations... Homo Promos present the return of the superb 2011 Fringe hit, Strip Search. Squaddie is a stripper with a fantasy military act. In a previous life he was a real soldier serving in Iraq. He tells his life story within the frame of a real-time strip, as fantasy and reality collide. Featuring the stunningly strong actor Damola Onadek. SpaceCabaret@54/3-25 Aug. homopromos.co.uk MADE FOR EACHOTHER .com HOW (NOT) TO MAKE IT IN BRITPOP SGfringe The same company produce something completely different, in the gay comedy, Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy. Harold, a well-to-do but lonely older gentlemen, takes up with young street prostitute, Johnny. “With everyone after a slice of the pie, someone’s bound to get it in the end... You’ll never look at a choc-top in the same way again”. Adoption, inheritance, a raunchy rent boy and “one stressed-out pussy”. C Aquila/2-27 Aug. outcast.org.au SGfringe5 How many Fringe shows is that now? I’ve done a few now. My very first show was called Olympic Swingball Champion 2012. I was very new to stand up and the show was really an excuse to string all my material thus far together. I did also have a petition at the time to introduce Swingball into the Olympics which sadly stalled at around 28 signatures. I’m reclaiming this title in this Olympic year to work up a brand new stand up hour at Camden fringe and Royal Vauxhall Tavern fringe before I come up to Edinburgh. I hope to bring a stand up show up to Edinburgh next year using some of this material. Then I did a couple of science themed shows, one about memory at Sweet Venues in 2008. And I brought The Science of Sex up twice in slightly different versions. I’ve been asked by green man festival to revive this show this August. So I’m rushing off to Wales straight after my short Edinburgh run to do that. Some other great performers will be there including Zoe Lyons. Would you trade your comic career to be a pop star if you could turn the clock back? I don’t think I’d trade my comic career as its been such a fun journey. If anything I would turn the clock back and tell myself to get going with comedy sooner. I procrastinated for a bit before giving it a go properly in 2006 Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, who makes you laugh the most? Paul Foot. When I was performing at The Underbelly two years ago I saw his show - for free! Yay! - and loved it. Especially the stuff about shire horses. Brilliant. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the city and am really looking forward to doing a short run in a wonderful venue I’ve always loved guesting at, at the legendary cabaret night. The thing I usually hate is being away from my girlfriend. But because it’s just a week this time she’s able to come up with me. Yay! It’s nice to have the emotional support - as the fringe can be incredibly stressful. I always thought it would be wall to wall fun. Until I did it. How (Not) to Make it in BritPop 6 SGfringe The Bongo Club 2.30pm 10-14 August After walking the wall in the West Bank, becoming Guinness World Record ##### holder for political protests, ‘MOVING and ANDchasing INSPIRING gripping Mark as any arms dealers around the...as country, live performance you will see’ Thomas turns his attention to matters ‘A brilliant investigative journalist closer to home. Bravo Figaro is the true disguised as a comedian... tale of Mark’s father, a self-employed very funny indeed’ builder with a passion for opera. It is about love, death, fathers and sons, and the search for peace - with a few gags thrown in for luck. Traverse/3rd-25th Aug. markthomasinfo.com BATH CORBY CAMBRIDGE Defiantly and finally, comes Hard HARTLEPOOL BRIDPORT DIDCOT LINCOLN BRISTOL Core Pawn, with SALFORDMick, Lewis and BRIGHTON BRADFORD ST IVES DERBY FALMOUTH WORCESTERexplores aspects of LEEDS Shaun. The show TAUNTON LLANDUDNO SWINDON ABERYSTWYTH NEWBURY living with a disability, giving the audience a reflective, emotive look through the eyes of working disabled performers. The performance will also explore every day challenges that we all encounter. theSpace on the Mile/3rd-8th Aug. thespaceuk.com tangerine • PHIL McINTYRE ENTERTAINMENT: APRIL 2011 • www.mcintyre-ents.com The show is billed as ‘theatre’ rather than ‘comedy’. I think being billed as theatre gives me a bit more scope emotionally. I still love proper pure stand up though and will be guesting at Amused Moose at The Pleasance and a few other comedy shows while I’m up. My club stand up set has been taking a more surreal turn lately and diva editor Jane Czyzselska recently described me as a lesbian Eddie Izzard. Perhaps a response to the real raw honesty of the current solo show! NGGRFG Tells us about your new Edinburgh show ‘How (not) to Make it in Britpop’ It’s a reworking of last year’s show with some of the stories and themes explored a bit further and the central diary/ magazine column element replaced by some more universal references to the time - such as the death of Princess Diana. I also realised that the magazine column was fairly obscure so the title we had last year Rosie‘s Pop Diary wasn’t all that clear in terms of what the show was. In Three Tall Women, a ninety-yearold woman reflects on her life with a mixture of shame, pleasure, regret and satisfaction. She recalls the fun of her childhood and her marriage; when she had an overwhelming optimism for her future. Yet she bitterly recalls the negative events that resulted in regret: her husband’s extramarital affairs, the death of her husband, and the estrangement of her gay son. theSpace@Venue45/4-10 Aug. treadtheboardstheatre.co.uk THE GUARDIAN DAILY TELEGRAPH Nggrfg is set to be one of the most talked-about productions of 2012 asLONDON PORTSMOUTH ANDOVER audiences struggle to pronounce theNORWICH MAIDSTONE BIRNAM BANCHORY ULLAPOOL name of the show which merges two of STORNOWAY KENDAL the most offensive and controversialTUNBRIDGE WELLS words in the English language. Written and performed by Canadian writer/actor Berend McKenzie, the show is an often funny exploration of homophobia and racism. theSpace on the Mile/3-18 Aug. smallbrownpackage.com/nggrfg MAY 2011 16-28 JUNE 2011 1 2 6-7 10 13 14 15 16 19 22 Tricycle New Theatre Royal The Lights Playhouse Hazlitt Arts Centre Birnam Arts Centre Woodend Barn Macphail Centre An Lanntair Brewery Arts Centre Trinity Theatre 020 7328 1000 023 9264 9000 01264 368368 01603 598598 01622 758611 01350 727674 01330 825431 01854 613336 01851 708 480 01539 725133 01892 678 678 23 28-29 30 JULY 2011 1 4 5 6 7 8 12 13 Rondo Theatre Junction Bridport Arts Performing Arts Centre The Quays Alhambra Studio Derby Theatre Huntingdon Hall Brewhouse Arts Centre Corn Exchange 01225 463362 01223 511511 01308 424204 0844 888 4414 0843 208 6000 01274 432000 01332 255800 01905 611427 01823 283244 01793 614837 01635 522733 14 The Core @ Corby Cube 20 Town Hall SEPTEMBER 2011 2 Cornerstone 5-10 Tobacco Factory 11 Theatre Royal 20 The Guildhall 21 Arts Centre 25 City Varieties 28 The Hall Venue Cymru 29 Arts Centre PHOTO : IDIL SUKAN • DESIGN : ROSIE WILBY THREE TALL WOMEN Q& A ‘Negative Capability’ presents a double bill by Royal Shakespeare Company prize-winning writer Freddy Syborn. Crypted is a tragedy based on the life of Alan Turing, the gay Bletchley Park code breaker chemically castrated by the British government. Meanwhile, Excess is a comic tale of sibling rivalry and sexual identity – when Joe tells his sister he’s getting a sex change she overreacts… C nova/2-26 Aug. freddysyborn.com The lifetime ban on gay men donating blood changed to 12 months in October 2011, but what does it mean for gay men who want to save a life? Inspired by a true story, Dirty Blood explores the effect the ban has on one family who are struggling to deal with leukaemia. This is the first play from Scottish playwright, Calum Fleming. theSpace on North Bridge/3-18 Aug. dirtybloodplay.co.uk Our old Friends at the ‘About Turn Theatre Company’ return with Outward Bound by Michele Flatto and Dan Hyde. What makes a gay man and Jewish woman spend the night together? Forced to explore new terrain with Thermos and Tupperware, The Vagina Monologues meets Brokeback Mountain in this new play exploring growing up, coming out and moving on. The play tackles how the education system copes with homosexuality and how people cope with getting older and wiser... theSpace@Surgeons Hall/3-11 Aug. aboutturn.co.uk MARK THOMAS CRYPTED theatre 01536 470470 01429 890 000 01235 515144 0117 902 0344 08448 717 650 01736 366077 01326 211222 0113 243 0808 01492 872000 01970 623232 For more information visit www.markthomasinfo.com SGfringe7 Tells us about your new Edinburgh show ‘Kenny Moon This Is Your Life’ It’s a multi-character show again, but this time I’m playing various characters from my dad’s past in the old TV show ‘This Is Your Life’s format. My dad’s in the show too and the characters and situations are all based on true events. How does it differ from last year’s critically acclaimed ‘Get Brown’? There’s only one crossover character from last year’s show, ‘Tyson Moon’ and there’s much more of a structured narrative in the show with a twist at the end! Are you a fan of ‘old school’ comedians? No. Not personally. I just happen to have one as a dad so I grew up going to his gigs and seeing that cabaret environment and meeting a lot of the old school comics. Some of them were tremendously bitter… one colleague of my dad’s used to leave a tape recorder running in the dressing room backstage to see what the other comedians were saying about him while he was on! I find that era of comedy fascinating as opposed to funny. Do character comedians work harder than regular stand ups? I don’t think you can say one way or the other… I guess it depends on the character comic and it depends on the regular stand-up. As a character comic you have to have a very defined persona with an immediate appeal to get noticed on the circuit, but there is a certain comfort in the security blanket of it ‘not being you’ onstage. As a regular stand up, your material and delivery needs to be strong and unique enough to stand out from the three other people on the bill with you that night, but you don’t have the effort of maintaining a persona - well not as much of a persona - so I think it goes both ways. Those in their 20’s, like Aaron Twitchen, leave University facing a world with no jobs, no hopes and no Woolworths. The futures bleak. Where we used to dream of becoming Doctors and Politicians young people now dream of becoming reality stars and Kerry Katona’s nipple tweaker. Few of these dreams are ever realised. Enter our hot gay stand-up. Southsider/4-25 Aug. FREE iloveaaron.co.uk Are you aware of your gay fan base? No, but if I have one I’m extremely grateful for it! Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, makes you laugh the most? Dr Brown, Paul Foot and George Ryegold. I’m lucky enough to be in a play with the character of Dr George Ryegold this year, but regardless I’m a massive fan of his anyway. What do you love about Edinburgh? There’s a massive amount of interesting creative people gathered in one space. The energy that seems to crack through the air everywhere. I love seeing amazing shows that people have worked their asses off to perfect, and seeing shows that are beyond shit in a jaw droppingly compelling way. Being stopped in the street by people who’ve been to your show and liked it... and the first drink after the last show of the day What do you hate about Edinburgh? Being stuck in a show that isn’t bad enough to be compelling and not being able to escape, looking at your watch and realizing that somehow, only twelve minutes has gone by. I obsess over bad reviews and break them down in ridiculous detail in an effort to gain some kind of positive, but beat myself up the whole time I’m doing it too. I’m not an ‘ignore reviews’ bloke, sadly! Seeing myself placed in a totem pole of social importance in a conversation with a complete stranger who can only define themselves by establishing who’s higher up the ‘food chain’ of comedy. And missing out on stuff! But you always are because you can’t be everywhere. Tell us about your other show, ‘George Ryegold’s God-In-A-Bag’ It’s a show with a guy called Toby Williams, who I’ve been a big fan of for a while, so I was thrilled when he contacted me about his play. It’s based around Toby’s character ‘Dr George Ryegold’ and also features Dan Mersh, Lindsay Sharman, Hattie Hayridge and myself. Well worth checking out! Kenny Moon This Is Your Life Gilded Balloon Teviot 9.30pm 1-26 August George Ryegold’s God-In-A-Bag Underbelly, Bristo Square 1.45pm 1-27 August 8 SGfringe ANDREW DOYLE Do you still perform as the much loved Portuguese alter-ego, Philberto? Yes! Most weekends actually. I’ve been doing it for about five years now so I’m experimenting with him quite a lot at the moment. He gets freakier by the gig. Andrew Doyle, of course, is a firm ScotsGay favourite. He’s been gigging as a stand up for just three years, but stormed the Fringe in 2011 with his début solo show directed by Scott Cappuro. He’s keeping mum about this year’s hotly anticipated follow up, but we know to expect a good time from one the UK’s premier gay comedians. Loved by the critics and the public alike - we urge you to find out why. Just the Tonic at the Caves/2-26 Aug. andrewdoyle.co.uk Robert Xavier Pamplemousse Downe (aka Bob Downe)- Australia’s Clown Prince of Polyester - was top of the Edinburgh pops in 2011 and now he’s back by popular demand! Direct from blitzing Melbourne International Comedy Festival and Adelaide Fringe, you’ll laugh yourself silly as you sing-along with Mark Trevorrow‘s unique creation. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. BobDowne.com All girl sketch group, The Boom Jennies are firm fringe stalwarts - and are frequently near the top of any Fringe reviewers list. Join Lizzie Bates, Anna Emerson and Catriona Knox for a guaranteed hour of superior silly fun. When you see these ladies leaping about your TV screens in future, remember where you read it first. Pleasance Dome/1-26 Aug. theboomjennies.com Next we have a great opportunity to see excellent young comedians, Bekka Bowling and Shane Todd, plus one surprise star guest in every show. Better yet, Bowling and Todd +1 is totally free! Definitely worth checking out. Cabaret Voltaire/4-25 Aug. FREE thefreefringe.org.uk Bridget Christie returns to the Fringe at the new Assembly Rooms, with a show that sounds more bonkers than ever. Entitled War Donkey, expect some sharp satirical edges hidden around the delightful silliness. The Assembly Rooms/1-26 Aug. bridgetchristie.co.uk This silver-haired Irishman must be one of the most imaginative selfpublicists in the world. Caimh McDonnell has offered a kind of bribe for critics. For every review he receives, he Canadian upbringing, awakening his inner badass! Media, celebrity, sex, and politics - nothing is off limits! He’s outspoken, he’s lovable, and has perfected the art of the Sassy Snap! He’s performed in 22 countries worldwide, entertaining audiences with his unique brand of polite brutality. The Hudson Hotel/4-25 Aug. FREE danielryanspaulding.com Droll raconteur and 2011 Hackney Empire New Act of the Year, David Mills is known for razor-sharp, hilarious banter, cutting commentary and stylish delivery. Ruthless, hysterical rants delivered with acidic precision and spiked glee. In 2011 he was the regular sidekick on Scott Capurro’s chat show. Alternative Fringe @ The Hive/227 Aug. FREE itsdavidmills.com Last year DeAnne Smith made such a good impression on the public and critics alike, that the Canadian born lesbian has returned for another go. In 2012 she takes a satirical look at what it really means to be filthy rich. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-27 Aug. deannesmith.com Possibly the campiest, cuddliest gay in Edinburgh, Craig Hill returns for his 850th year of entertaining gays and Blue Rinsers at the Fringe. His committed, sell out audiences love Craig - and he loves us back - even if it’s often returned with a trademark barbed comment. Hilarious, cheeky and full of fun energy. Underbelly Bristo Square/2-27 Aug. www.mrcraighill.com Croft and Pearce are the natural successors to French and Saunders. Not only that, but, quite frankly, Hannah Croft and Fiona Pearce are two of the most beautiful funny women you’ll ever see. They’ve been honing their act since their school days - each year they get better and better. Appearing in 2012 in a cheeky wee pre-lunch slot. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-27 Aug. croftandpearce.com This last year has been a momentous one for Britain, from the media scandal to national riots. What the average Brit may see as ‘everyday’ can perplex an outsider. Dana Alexander gives us an international perspective on British life because, if we don’t laugh, we’ll cry... Underbelly Bristo Square/127 Aug. getcomedy.com DeANNE SMITH MILO McCABE Gay Straight Alliance is a comedy show for fags and friends! USA based comedians Veronica Elizabeth and Kenny Neal host a stand-up comedy performance offering gay and straight perspectives - and everything in between - from the popular monthly show at the historic Stonewall Inn. Kenny says that he was bored of being ‘just another gay’, so he became a writer, comedian and actor dedicated to dispelling stereotypes and proving that straights and gays are equally awful. Laughing Horse @ The Pheonix/19-26 Aug. FREE GSAshow.tumblr.com Rob Cawsey and Gabe Bisset-Smith are Guilt & Shame - a sketch duo that our colleagues over at Gay Times have been raving about. Join them as they go on their quest to find The One (or whoever’s desperate enough). With a night that’s filled with painful sexual encounters, paranoid drug dealers, a grieving transsexual, talking penises and a banging soundtrack - this is one latenight party you don’t want to miss. Underbelly, Cowgate/2-26 Aug. guiltandshame.co.uk Australian lesbian, Hannah Gadsby returns to the Fringe with two shows for 2012. The clue to the content of Hannah Wants a Wife, is in the title. I hope she finds one in Edinburgh. Whilst, Mary. Contrary, focuses on everyone’s favourite alleged virgin. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. hannahgadsby.com.au The German comedy ambassador, Henning When, is a fountain of knowledge; he knows there’s no shortcut to success, hard work will eventually pay off and life should mean life. But even Henning doesn’t know which separatist idiot decided to schedule the Olympic Games to coincide with the Fringe. Just the Tonic at the Caves/15-26 Aug. henningwehn.de HOLLY BURN George Ryegold‘s God-In-ABag reveals a different side to everyone’s favourite doctor - a precarious love life, an enduring friendship and a dangerous, earth-shattering new theory. Starring Toby Williams, Hattie Hayridge (Red Dwarf), Dan Mersh (Fresh Meat), Lindsay Sharman and the lovely Milo McCabe. Underbelly, Bristo Square/1-27 Aug. tobywilliamscomedy.co.uk The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek are working hard this Fringe. Graeme Rooney, Paul Charlton and Kevin O’Loughlin return to Edinburgh for a fourth year, (fresh from filming their new BBC pilot) to bring you a brand new hour of truly uplifting silliness, surrealism and 80’s anthems. Performing the show twice daily at 4.45pm and then again at 7.45pm, there’s now no excuse to miss the biggest selling sketch show at the Fringe. Just the Tonic at The Caves/226 Aug. gingegeordiegeek.com Touring the world as a young, openly gay comic, Daniel-Ryan Spaulding has let go of his humble, soft-spoken SARAH ARCHER Q& A AARON TWITCHEN T comedy previews Bonkers Geordie comic Holly Burn is one of the most refreshing acts on the fringe. She may not be to everyone’s taste, but thank God for that. She’s a genuine original – unpredictable, inexplicable, but funny as hell. Make her show a priority. Just the Tonic at The Caves/2-26 Aug. hollyburn.org.uk James Acaster’s show last year was one of the best on the fringe. If you haven’t seen him yet, you’d be a fool not to this year. He’s a natural comedian – one of those stage presences that is instantly likeable. Moreover, he has strong material to back it up. If you want some guaranteed laughs, you should add his new show to your diary. Pleasance Courtyard/1-26 Aug. jamesacaster.com JEN BRISTER will donate £100 to Macmillan Cancer Support. This means, of course, that if any critic neglects to see his show, they could be responsible for someone’s death. We at ScotsGay love emotional blackmail, so we’ll be there on day one. Just the Tonic at the Tron/2-26 Aug. fluid-thinking.co.uk Another comic returning for a second year after a début solo show is Sarah Archer. The openly lesbian comedian says she has a Head’s award from middle school, a celebrity nose and some funny stories - but she’s still craving! In the show Constant Craving, she takes a look at the malaise of the modern world. Laughing Horse @ Espionage/3-26 Aug. FREE saraharcher.co.uk he comedy section of the official Edinburgh Fringe brochure appears to be getting thicker year after year. It’s beginning to look like one of the more substantial literary endeavours of Marcel Proust, and about as incomprehensible. Worse still, the entries are arranged alphabetically, rather than in order of time slot, which means that planning your day’s itinerary can be a tall order. For convenience, the Edinburgh Comedy Festival brochure arranges its shows in chronological format, and is considerably more user-friendly as a result. The down side is that only the shows at the “Big Four” and Just the Tonic venues are included. And a so-called comedy festival that excludes The Stand venues, for example, is absurd. It’s important when you visit the Fringe to take some risks, but you also need to choose wisely. Remember that your time on this earth is finite, and you don’t want to spend precious hours of your life stuck in a cave watching a group of adolescent Ross Noble wannabes talking about pillar boxes made from asparagus and monkeys with breadsticks for legs. It’s tedious enough when Noble does it himself. So this is our essential TOP 50 guide LGBT/friendly comedy shows to see this year. And just to annoy you, it’s alphabetical… DANIEL-RYAN SPAULDING .com THE GINGE, THE GEORDIE AND THE GEEK SGfringe The openly gay Jen Brister earned a rare five star review from ScotsGay’s Fringe editor, Martin Walker, last year. According to latest reports, for 2012 she’s somehow managed to produce a show that’s even better! Wow. Just the Tonic at The Caves/2-26 Aug. jenbrister.co.uk SGfringe 9 What is your new show about? Well, it's about war donkeys, who are used in wars because of their even temperament (they're very calm and not scared easily by explosions, etc), and their brilliant memories mean they are able to remember routes easily (recently donkeys helped to liberate a beseiged town in Libya called Gharyan by carrying ammunition and supplies across the mountains to the trapped rebel fighters inside). Colonel Gadaffi hated them and blamed them for his downfall. I wanted to write about donkeys because horses get all the glory. I've sponsored a donkey called Walter, who lives in Devon, and I'm hoping one audience member a day will sponsor one too. They are only £10 a year and you get a drawing of them in the post. It's not all about donkeys though. I begin the show as Jason the War Donkey, then it's stand up - mainly about women's stuff - until the end, when Jason returns for a final flourish of donkeyness. The show is also about the state of women in the world today. You can't cover everything and I wouldn't want to, as a lot of it (honour killings, female genital mutilation, stoning, are too grim to even mention), so I'm focusing on the new brand of Tory feminists and Maternal Health in Third World countries, which are also very grim but I have some interesting stuff about those things that could be made amusing. It's not all doom and gloom, though. I will be wearing a donkey outfit throughout and re-creating a birth at the end to some nice music and clever lighting. Some have described your style of comedy as “eccentric”. Would you say this is a fair description? I suppose. But to me, everything I do is straightforward and normal. In fact, I reign myself in a lot to appeal to a wider audience. Anyway, it's up to other people to describe what you do/what you are, isn't it? I don't see myself as eccentric. What is most unusual experience you’ve had as a stand-up? There have been too many so it's hard to pick just one. A highlight would be holding a dog whilst carrying on with my routine that an audience member had brought in to the show in her handbag. I got it out and held it because I was worried it would suffocate in her bag. Every time I told a joke, it yawned. It was a tiny Yorkshire Terrier with a red bow on top of its head. What makes you happy? My children. They also make me very unhappy as well, though. Fairs. Alton Towers. Really old, clanking rollercoasters where you think you might fly off the rails and die. So, so funny. My husband went on one of those once, and it was so old and knackered, and looked so unsafe, I'm afraid to say that I actually wet myself laughing as I watched him go round on it. He looked really worried. Because I was laughing so much, and I'd wet myself, and I was looking after my toddler at the time, people looked really concerned and worried for me. I think they thought I had a non-specific mental disorder. Like Ricky Gervais in his new Channel Four show "Derek". What makes you angry? The treatment/abuse of the weak and vulnerable. Dog shit on the pavement. Drivers who beep when the lights are on amber. Lying. What other shows will you be seeing this year at the festival, and why? Loads. I try to see things that I wouldn't normally see in London. War Donkey 10 SGfringe The Assembly Rooms 2.45pm 1-26 August JONNY AND THE BAPTISTS BRIDGET CHRISTIE If ScotsGay were casting the next series of Channel 4’s 10 o’clock Live, Josie Long would be at the helm. Her mix of whimsy with unashamedly left wing satire delivered Long an Edinburgh Comedy Award nomination in 2011. Many are saying that 2012 will be her year. Pleasance Courtyard/1-27 Aug. josielong.com In 2010, ScotsGay went along to see the hilarious musical comedy JUMP, written by comedian Kelly Kingham. Two years later Kingham is back with a deliciously dark stand-up show - in which he explains how we can all become ‘extremely great’. And it’s free. Royal Mile Tavern/4-25 Aug. FREE MILO McCABE Weaving magic and comedy with his life story, Rob Bailey explores his childhood love of supernatural mysteries, work in secure psychiatric wards, and becoming a veteran Edinburgh performer. Delivered with sensitivity, humour and baffling psychological illusions, Mind Reading for Breakfast simultaneously demonstrates the power of psychology and mental traps exploited by mystics. Sweet Grassmarket/11-27 Aug. psychicpsychologist.co.uk MAE MARTIN Another comic with a strong gay following is Jim Jefferies. His straight talking, direct humour is frequently called offensive by people who don’t understand stand-up comedy. His popularity with gay folk is entirely down to the fact that he’s really very good. Even amongst the gay community he divides opinion though – for example, is he better with or without the goatee? The Assembly Hall/2-26 Aug. jimjefferies.ning.com The comedy blues trio, Jonny & the Baptists present their Edinburgh debut this year, and we can be sure this’ll be a firm fringe favourite. Their songs are original, laugh-out-loud funny, and bloody catchy. You’d be a damn fool not to see them. Underbelly Cowgate/2-26 Aug. jonnyandthebaptists.co.uk MITCH BENN Q& A Back in Edinburgh for the third time with an all too limited Fringe run, the leading piano playing comic Kev Orkian will this year explain why he’s the world’s favourite foreigner. If you’ve never seen him perform, check out his website for some quite spectacular musical clips. theSpace @ Symposium Hall/13-25 Aug. kev-orkian.com If Kylie were a stand-up comic, she would be Lucy Porter. Not only is Porter of a, ahem, similar height, but more importantly, her act has made her into a gay icon. The reason? Behind those impossibly good looks (she doesn’t seem to age) is a strong women with real talent. Don’t underestimate her; she has one of the best delivered sets around. Stand Comedy Club1/2-26 Aug. lucyporter.co.uk Fresh from becoming the winner of the Best International Act at the Brighton Fringe this year is Canadian Mae Martin. Unbelievably, at the age of 23 she’s already celebrating a decade of ‘doing comedy’. She’s very funny, and her tomboy good looks make her extremely popular with gay ladies… nice. Just the Tonic at the Caves/2-26 Aug. maemartin.ca Michael Pope sold his successful US midtown bike messenger company to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a filmmaker. Out of money and with only half of a terrible film in the corner (opposite the piles of unpaid bills), he desperately scanned the back of the Village Voice where he found the ad: ‘Men. Phones. No Sales’. Michael Pope is Gay for Pay. Laughing Horse @ The Phoenix/2-26 Aug. FREE gay-forpay.com The world is shrinking, the economy’s shrinking and comic songwriter Mitch Benn is shrinking. In Jan 2011 he weighed 25 stone (that’s 350lb if you’re American and 160kg if you’re properly foreign). By last year’s Edinburgh Fringe he had lost ten stone. How did he do it? Where’s it gone? How the hell did he reach 25 stone in the first place? And the real question; what will he (and we) do now? Music. Mirth. Morbid obesity. Stand Comedy Club3/2-26 Aug. mitchbenn.com comedy previews The News at Kate used to be one of those shows that seemed far too good for the Free Fringe - then the Free Fringe got really, really good. Kate Smurthwaite’s annual satirical show returns for another year in which she, ‘explores the news, being in the news, and being on the news’. Ciao Roma/4-25 Aug. FREE. cruellablog.blogspot.co.uk Berliner, Otto Kuhnle has survived the wild punk and squatter era of the 80s, has seen the Berlin Wall fall and is now witnessing his old run-down district Neukölln changing into a trendy area. Five years ago, in his street you still got paid to live in one of the flats. Now they rent the same hovels to hipsters from all over the world at exorbitant prices… that they still find really cheap. Join Malcolm Hardee Award Winner and Henning Wehn’s partner in German Humour as he makes his solo debut at The Fringe, in an hour of Teutonic mirth, music and yes gnome juggling. Assembly George Square/2-26 Aug. ottokuhnle.de Straight from a sold-out run in the US City of Brotherly Love, three performers standing at a crossroads of sexuality come together to perform a funny and remarkably revealing, Slightly Awkward Peep Show. Whether it’s coming out... as straight - or questing for the elusive orgasm, their brutal honesty is your awkward peep into Jamison Foreman, Jennifer MacMillan and Daniel Student’s naughty bits. Fingers Piano Bar/4-18 Aug. FREE slightlyawkwardpeepshow.com Paul Foot returns to Edinburgh with a brand new show that will delight and amuse his connoisseurs. His description of his show follows but, as anyone who knows him is fully aware, this bears little or no direct relevance to what he will ultimately perform. Here it is anyway: “Deep within the sinking sands of the Perspex jungle of youth, in the forgotten nebula of nothingness, comes an objet d’esire: a trombone fruit. Needless to say, it’s another warm year.” Underbelly, Cowgate/2-26 Aug. paulfoot.tv Have you ever fantasised about starting your own religious cult? That’s the premise behind Rod is God - an imaginative new dark comedy from the people behind Late Night Gimp Fight. Judging from their other shows, they’re not afraid of risk-taking when it comes to their comedy, and it should be all the better for it. Pleasance Dome/1-27 Aug. pmeedinburgh.com Meet Ethan Addie – a young and gay Australian hot mess that identifies with Beyoncé, but not the gay community. Leaving home at 17, dropping out of a chemistry degree at 19, moving to London to inadvertently live with a rent boy, his first love (Jehovah’s Witness) breaking up with him by texting to say he needed to be tested at 22 - and finally ‘settling down’ in queer-friendly Melbourne, or so he thought... This anticamp rising star has made a lot of Rookie Mistakes in his time; learn more in his Edinburgh Fringe debut. The Street/15-25 Aug. ethanaddie.com performs a reverse strip tease as she combines burlesque and comedy – including a discussion of how she deals with Racist bikini waxers and polar bear asylum seekers. Meanwhile, Stephen tells all about being dragged up by his Northern parents, Ronald and Geoff. Laughing Horse at Bar 50/3-12 Aug. FREE With Storytellers’ Club, we have another opportunity to see this firm Fringe favourite. Each night a group of comics gather to tell bedtime stories. The line-up changes for every show, and it’s a great way to see your favourite comedians in a different light. Pleasance Courtyard/Aug w’ends. londonstorytellingfestival.co.uk When Stephen K Amos is truly on fire, he is one of the very best in the business. Take a sneak peak at his next show, with this ‘work in progress’. Stand Comedy Club3/2-26 Aug. stephenkamos.com We’ve raved about the husband of comedian Bridget Christie enough already. Just go and see Stewart Lee. The Assembly Rooms/2-26 Aug. stewartlee.co.uk Possibly the most famous Scandinavian lesbian comedian, novelist and actor in the world – Sandy Toksvig, is appearing in Edinburgh as part of her first major UK tour. A uniquely witty afternoon of stand-up, stories and fascinating facts is promised. Pleasance Courtyard/17-23 Aug. sanditoksvig.com Scott Agnew is an openly gay Glaswegian, with a story to tell - and, by all accounts, a filthy one at that. Last year Martin Walker in ScotsGay wrote, ‘Imagine the gay son of Amy Winehouse and Billy Connolly. He is the antidote to Craig Hill’s light campery’. This year Angew takes us into, ‘the little known world of the gay man’s sauna - a tradition going back centuries…’ Take a look at his totally out of date website, which details his 2009 show at The Underbelly. Stand Comedy Club4/2-26 Aug. scottagnew.co.uk Is Simon Anstell the most successful openly gay comedian working today? Fresh from gigging in New York City, USA, the ‘Do Nothing’ and ‘Grandma’s House’ star returns to Edinburgh with his sellout show, ‘Numb’. The Bongo Club/20-26 Aug. simonamstell.co.uk Manchester born comics Zoe Iqbal and Stephen Bailey reunite in Edinburgh in, Subject to Change. Comic actor, Zoe, SUSAN CALMAN What’s it like being the son of a comedian? Character comic Milo McCabe presents a funny and moving show based around the life of his father, old school comic and New Faces finalist, Mike. Milo plays different people from his Dad’s past in an idiosyncratic show that examines the changing nature of British comedy since the seventies, as well as the issue of having a comedian for a father. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. milomccabe.co.uk JIM JEFFERIES Imagine the bitchiest, most caustic drag queen and then trap him in a women’s body. Add a strong dose of well crafted and intelligent material and you get Jo Caufield – one of the very best comics around. Need we say that gay men love her? Stand Comedy Club1/126 Aug. jocaulfield.com KEV ORKIAN pic by Steve Ullathorne .com SANDY TOKSVIG SGfringe Readers of ScotsGay Fringe coverage over the years will already know that we adore openly the gay Weegie, Susan Calman. She’s been flexing her satirical muscles as a News Quiz and HIGNFY regularly and it shows. Shooting from the hip in her most personal and political show yet, This Lady’s Not for Turning Either will be a real Fringe highlight. Underbelly, Bristo Square/127 Aug. susancalman.com Young lesbian comic, Suzi Ruffell, is bringing her hotly anticipated debut show, Let’s Get Ready to Ruffell, to Edinburgh. Ruffell opens the door on her inability to grow up, her social ineptitude and desperate need to fit in. Pleasance Courtyard/1-26 Aug. suziruffell.co.uk SGfringe 11 stewart lee .com Well you could say that, but when I won two British Comedy Awards I wasn’t mentioned in any of the rundowns of the winners in any of the newspapers except for The Guardian and The Independent. The same goes for my BAFTA award. They just missed me out of all the lists in the tabloids. In a way that’s a victory. To have managed to win these things is great, but to still be of no interest to celebrity journalists means you’ve done it without being known. So if I could manage to carry on like that that’d be really good, because obviously being thought of as a celebrity compromises you as a comedian. Unless you’re John Bishop and a lot of your routines are about knowing famous footballers and things like that. In a way, then, you think it’s advantageous to be marginalised? Yeah, it is. It’s much better. Because I don’t have to spend any money on advertising. I don’t have to employ joke writers or go on panel shows. I just sort of plod along at my own pace. And every now and then the Daily Mail tries to stir things up against me, but when you look on their guestbook afterwards it’s clear that most of the Daily Mail readers don’t know who I am, or have any idea what I do, because they say things that just don’t relate to me at all. So in a way it’s quite good. Even when they try to make something up about you, it doesn’t really stick because there’s no target for it to stick to. Do you think mainstream comedy has trained audiences not to have to do any thinking for themselves? Yeah, I do. But I think there’s been a backlash. Weirdly, I think it might be economically driven as well, because the thinking audience is valuable to advertisers, because they can sell them certain types of products. But to be honest I think this Jimmy Carr tax avoidance thing is pivotal. I think the public need to get fed up with stand-ups, and then the distinctive ones will be left standing. It might be a watershed moment. I think the assumption will be that any comedian on stage is a cunt and has stolen loads of money and therefore isn’t entitled to talk about anything. It might make it difficult for everyone. When I was investigated by the Inland Revenue I got a rebate. I’d like to point that out. (Laughs.) What do you think of Jimmy Carr’s position? First of all, in his defence, what he’s done is a tiny drop in the ocean compared with what some of David Cameron’s friends in business have done. Which is why it’s so funny when Cameron chose to single out Jimmy Carr. It’s clear that no one’s advised him. He hasn’t talked to anyone pic by Gavin Evans 12 SGfringe “It’s awful for gay people at the moment to have these major institutions down on them, but it’ll probably force the issue and I think that’ll be a good thing.” pic by Steve Ullathorne Who better to interview a comedian than another comedian? Andrew Doyle talks to Stewart Lee about his recent “wave of popularity”, Twitter, gay marriage, and Jimmy Carr’s tax avoidance. Were you surprised to be recommissioned for a third series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle? Yeah, I was. I was really surprised because there hadn’t been much enthusiasm for the second one. You can be grateful for a commission, but it’s like awards; you can’t think they mean anything. They’re all a result of such a chain of random events. If you start thinking there’s a rational logic behind commissioning procedures, then you have to ask why was Horne and Corden on? Would I be worse than Horne and Corden if my show didn’t get recommissioned? But I am grateful for the work, and I’m really grateful that lots of people lobbied on behalf of my show. I’m grateful and I’m pleased, but I don’t think it means that I’m any good. According to Brian Logan at The Guardian, you’re now TV’s “favourite funnyman”. How do you feel about that? That’s ridiculous, isn’t it? Most people don’t know who I am. I got between half a million and a million viewers for my last series, and if you look at the level of hatred for me online, the people who don’t like me absolutely hate me. I’m only the favourite funnyman of a coterie of journalists writing for liberal broadsheets. Maybe he means you’re his favourite funnyman. I don’t even think that’s true. I think when a journalist writes opinion pieces like that they have to sum up their readers’ feelings. But I don’t even think he’s done that. There are plenty of people going on the Guardian website saying that they hope I die of Crohn’s disease and things like that. It’s weird to be part of a consensus, especially when that consensus isn’t reflecting general public feeling. And you worry about being flavour of the month before you then disappear. But obviously this is what I do, I’ve got to do it forever, and hopefully I’ll be able to ride out this problematic wave of popularity. But I wonder to what extent the media are trying to create that perception. Doesn’t the media determine what people think? SGfringe and he’s just opened his mouth. If handled properly, this could bring down the government. To pick on Jimmy Carr when you’re giving knighthoods to CEOs who are evading much more is absurd. And hasn’t George Osborne got a four million pound trust fund in an offshore account? Yeah. And Cameron’s father ran a system for offshore banking to avoid tax. It’s hilarious. It is hilarious. And it would be brilliant if Jimmy Carr did his next show all about that and gave all the money to charity. That would be really interesting. But this perception that Jimmy Carr is in some way left-wing has always struck me as funny. There isn’t any indication of him having any political affiliation at all, although his material would suggest if he did have one it would be right-wing anyway. This might be the end of irony comedy. The idea that you’re being ironic about the weaker members of society doesn’t really work if you’ve concealed millions of pounds a year which would have gone towards helping them. I know that a lot of your on-stage anger is feigned or exaggerated. But when you talk about Twitter in your new show, the anger seems authentic. Am I right? I hate Twitter. I can’t stand it. It’s full of people who don’t know what they’re talking about, who have done no research, making ill-informed pronouncements that have a personal impact on other people. SGfringe13 Every time I look on Twitter I get really annoyed and I’m glad that I don’t have an account. This week I looked up Jimmy Carr to see what people were saying. And just twenty-four hours after the story broke Nicky Clark, the disability rights campaigner, had said that I had been very quiet about all this, and suggested it was because he had paid for my stand up DVDs to be made. What does she mean? Exactly. I’ve been quiet about Jimmy Carr? I don’t have a newspaper column. I don’t have a blog. I’m not on Twitter. So what does she fucking mean? And as for him paying for my stand-up films: there’s a bit in one of my books when I say that in 2005 Jimmy Carr said he would fund a DVD of mine if I wanted one because I hadn’t made any. But I didn’t do it anyway. If I was on Twitter I’d now be in a war of words with her. So you prefer just not to respond to these things? I’m so irritable and paranoid. I couldn’t cope with going on Twitter in order to engage with people saying things about me that aren’t true. It would drive me mad. But for less well know comedians Twitter and Facebook can actually be really helpful in terms of generating an audience. I can see that about it, and I wouldn’t want it to stop. But I hate this assumption that I should be involved in it. If you’re a comedian now you’re supposed to be transparent, you’re supposed to be blogging about your life every day. But if you live in the public eye it makes the onstage character less credible. Your last show was like that, wasn’t it? We were meant to think: has he really done the things he’s talking about or not? Is your on-stage persona a character, then? Up to a point. I mean, obviously there is a considerable overlap with me. In my current show, the Stewart Lee comedian complains about Russell Kane’s show. Stewart Lee, the man talking to you now, wouldn’t complain about Russell Kane’s show. I haven’t seen it. But the Stewart Lee on stage would think that because Russell Kane’s got a streak in his hair, he can’t be any good. Stewart Lee the comedian is more pedantic and pessimistic than I am. I personally wouldn’t have said that Richard Hammond should have his head smashed off in a car accident, but the comedian Stewart Lee would get to that point as a result of a forty-minute logical argument. 14 SGfringe “What Jimmy Carr’s done is a tiny drop in the ocean compared with what some of David Cameron’s friends in business have done. To pick on Jimmy Carr when you’re giving knighthoods to CEOs who are evading much more is absurd” pic by Gavin Evans stewart lee I hear a lot of people on the circuit having a dig at the big mainstream comedians. Do you think you’ve started this trend? I wouldn’t have thought so. When I started stand-up in the eighties there was such an identifiable difference between the mainstream television comedy and alternative comedy – a lot of people did jokes about Benny Hill and Bruce Forsyth or whoever. And I think what’s happened – although it’s got nothing to do with me – is that this identifiable difference is back again. In 1979 there were a lot of hugely wealthy tax-dodging people presenting television programmes and using gag writers to create generic material. And there were lots of people doing little clubs called alternative comedians who didn’t do any of that. And now, thirty years later, we’re in exactly the same position. If there are a lot of people doing jokes about them, it’s because the mainstream comics are funny and ridiculous in the same way as they were thirty years ago. Do you think having children has changed who you are as a comedian? Absolutely. First of all, on a practical level, I don’t have time to write word-forword a two and a half hour show and learn every line of it. It has to be generated on stage up to a point. So obviously that changes the tonality of the show; it sounds more conversational and less scripted. Secondly, I find that I’ve felt more engaged with society since having children. I wouldn’t say this is true of childless people generally, I wouldn’t want to speak on their behalf, but it’s certainly true for me. It’s changed me because when I was young, it was easy and amusing to affect cynicism. But I think if you’ve got children you can’t afford to be entirely cynical because you have a stake in the world, and you have to hope for their sake that things are salvageable. You have to be more optimistic, and that does change what you write about. People know you as an outspoken atheist. Do you have any views on the Church of England’s reluctance to give up on the gay marriage issue? I think it’s really bad. Because as a lapsed Protestant I like to berate my Catholic wife with the moral superiority of the Church of England and now I can’t even do that. It does feel a little desperate, like they’re fighting a battle they’ve already lost. It’s over. It’s over. It just makes them look ridiculous. It’s awful for gay people at the moment to have these major institutions down on them, but it’ll probably force the issue and I think that’ll be a good thing. The Archbishop of Canterbury’s a good bloke really, but he’s a broken man now. I’ll bet he’s really glad to be retreating back into the world of academia rather than having to fight this battle, because it probably will split the church. And for a lot of gay people who are religious it’ll be nice for them to go to a church they feel they have a connection with, but who don’t seem to despise the fundamental core of their being. I think it will work out for the best in the long run. Finally, what can we expect to see in the third series of Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle? It will be more abstract. I’m hoping that the third series will include a three-minute silent image of a piece of gingerbread being thrown into the air. That’s the only idea I’ve got at this point. Stewart Lee:Carpet Remnant World The Assembly Rooms 6.05pm 2-25 August Andrew Doyle: Whatever it Takes The Caves, Cowgate 8.00pm 2-27 August SGfringe15 cabaret previews Tell us about ‘Monstrous Acts’ I like to call Monstrous Acts my 9 day wonder in that it was conceived and completed in as many days. I had 2 actors and a theatre standing idle. I had 2 ideas. One was a ghost story, the other prison drama. Of course the idea of lots of horny prison sex was very appealing and ultimately won out. The actors in the original production, both straight, jumped at the chance to be fearless with the physicality of the piece. However it was only after doing some very quick research that I came across a very interesting albeit little known fact on the life of possibly history’s most notorious serial killer. I wanted to write a story about how a man can attempt to redeem himself through the love of another. How love, acceptance and forgiveness can flourish in the darkest of places. I already had the visuals in my head when I started to write and was always one scene ahead of the actors. It is very visual and sensual but also very confronting with a haunting soundtrack. I think people will walk away very moved by the experience. It has a beautiful sadness about it. The two plays couldn’t really be more different. This was an opportunity to show Edinburgh audiences the variety of work we sometimes do. One is very dark but powerful, the other such a fun ride. They both look like they were written by very different minds. They compliment each other and also showcase the skills of our ensemble. You’ve been described as one of Australia’s most prolific writers? What got you into it? I had no choice in the matter. As part of my training to be a director I also had to come up with my own script as well. To wholly involve myself in the organics of a piece. I also liked the idea of telling my own stories. That is why I always tend to direct the first production of any of my work. Everything you see is what I saw in my mind as I wrote it. I go from funny little comedies to broad historical pieces if the idea takes me. I saw the statue of David so I wrote a play about Michelangelo. I read sense and Sensibility so I wrote Jane Austen’s Guide To Pornography. I am not limited or restricted to one genre. I have plenty of ideas. I just hate having to sit down and write the damn things. I am always amazed when I have finished something as I rarely remember the 5.30am writing sessions. I usually call everyone up and tell them I have finished. It is becoming ho-hum to many of my friends. But the one thing that really makes me write is an advertised deadline. Who is your favourite writer? I do not consider myself particularly well read. I do read a lot of non-fiction, biographies etc. I like the facts. Fiction is what I try to create. What other shows on the fringe are you keen to see and why? Anything that does not have willy wobbling about. I have enough in my shows. Between flyering and operating 2 shows my time management skills will be tested. it will be quick grabs of whatever takes my fancy on the day. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love it all. The rain, the smells, the angry locals, the foulmouthed youngsters asking for cigarettes, the terrible theatrics throughout the Royal Mile and the fact that i am ten thousand miles from home but doing what I love. Bring it on, I say. Monstrous Acts C aquila 9.30pm 2-27 August Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy C aquila 6.25pm 2-27 August 16 SGfringe You’ve heard of burlesque, but have you heard of bearlesque ….? Hairy Pretty Things Dave the Bear and ‘close friend’ Mister Meredith return to the Edinburgh Fringe, this time hairier (thanks to Regaine), prettier (thanks to surgery), and thingier (thanks for nothing) than ever. Combining naughty, seductive blues and hip hop covers and hairy, smoky original jazz and R‘n’B songs with award-winning (Berlin) comedy boylesque. Fingers Piano Bar/425 Aug. FREE hairyprettythings.com Jonny Woo is the ‘Tranny Superstar’ who previously gave Edinburgh audiences the brilliant ‘Night of a Thousand Jay Astons’ and ‘International Woman of Mr ‘E’’. It’s good to have the hard working Jonny back – this year in a modern cabaret featuring his latest creation, Wonder Woo-Man. Expect surreal, intelligent character comedy in drag from a master/mistress at the top of their game. Assembly George Square/126 Aug. jonnywoo.com DUSTY LIMITS Tells us about ‘Mr Braithwaite Has a New Boy’ Written and first performed in 2011, it centres on an elderly gay man Harold coming to terms with loneliness and mortality who inadvertently hooks up one day with a young street rent boy. Their business arrangement develops into something deeper and almost farcical as Harold attempts to bring some stability to the young man’s life by suggesting that he adopt him and as a way of curing Harold’s loneliness. What ensues is a hilarious struggle between greed and desperation. It has savage one liners, multiple costume changes, bad wigs, double entendres aplenty and tongue firmly in cheek as Harold and rent boy Johnny find something within each other they were not looking for. It was written to showcase the talents of these remarkable actors. Phrases like ‘rare and unique talent’ abound at the Fringe but Dusty Limits is the genuine article. To have him perform as part of the Free Fringe shows just how far this festival within a festival has come. Be warned, you’ll probably want to put the entire contents of your purse in his collection bucket after the show. Expect sex, drugs, swearing and singing. Turn up early. Laughing Horse @ The Counting House/2-19 Aug. FREE dustylimits.com If you’re very lucky you might still be able to get hold of a ticket for Fascinating Aïda, performing at the Fringe as part of their UK tour. This show will include several numbers hot off the press, plus a few old favourites including their infamous anthem to budget travel, Cheap Flights (eight million plus hits on YouTube) as well as the Dogging Song, a fond homage to the joys of al fresco sex. Gilded Balloon Teviot/1-26 Aug. fascinatingaida.co.uk The Lady Boys of Bangkok are an entertainment institution like no other. Pulsating with latin beats of fiesta, infused with chart-topping sounds. Add laughter, surprises and you have the unforgettable party that is the lady boys, returning with their new show as part of the Carnival Queens tour. Comedy cabaret at its most magnificent! Meadows Theatre Big Top/4-26 Aug. ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk Keris, Catherine and Brooke are known collectively as the Sundaes, the larger than life trio who offer stunning vocals, hilarious comedy and outrageous costumes. Their latest show, Knickerbocker Glory! promises to be an absolute hoot. We at ScotsGay are looking forward to getting to know these larger than life ladies a whole lot better – can you keep a secret? So can we! You’ll have to wait for SGfringe issue 3 for more details! In the meantime, go see the show! SpaceCabaret @ 54/3-25 Aug. thesundaes.co.uk LYNN RUTH MILLER HAIRY PRETTY THINGS STEVEN DAWSON The rather unimaginatively titled Friday and Sunday Fundraiser does exactly what it says in the title - helping raise money for Scottish sexual health outfit, Waverley Care. Coordinator, Stephen Martin is keeping tight lipped about the line up for now, but judging by previous years we can expect the cream of the Fringe. And it’s free. We’ll see you there! New Town Bar/Fri & Sun in Aug. FREE newtownbar.co.uk Watch out boys! Lynn Ruth Miller the Fringe’s favourite cougar - is back for another round of outrageous comedy and songs. If there is a more talented 78 year old comedian still working in the world today we’d like to meet them. To call her a Fringe institution is an understatement. She’s more of a national treasure. Sapphire Rooms/4-25 Aug. FREE lynnruthmiller.net Hosted by Dave the Bear, Claire Benjamin and Mister Meredith, Magic Faraway Cabaret presents a different enchanted world every night with a mash-up of themes such as Banarnia, Doctor Who Does Dallas, Steviewonderland and Tina Turner Prize. With its nightly Raise a Dead Celebrity spot, this is inventive, entertaining and intelligent cabaret that changes nightly so you can come again and again. The Voodoo Rooms/4-25 Aug. FREE magicfarawaycabaret.com Mickey and Judy is an hilarious musical memoir, chronicling Michael Hughes’ childhood obsession with Judy Garland and his journey from psychiatric ward to off-Broadway. With anecdotes from his doctor’s charts detailing his childhood propensity for cross-dressing and a musical score that borrows from Broadway classics and the Judy Garland songbook. Space Cabaret @ 54/3-25 Aug. mickeyandjudy.ca Songs! Jokes! Stockings! There’s a party in Mister Meredith’s Christmas Crack and you’re invited. Celebrate the true meaning of Christmas: shopping, drinking, shagging, telly and drugs. Musical tales of random lays, peculiar diets and Doctor Who - all those things that make the winter holidays special, but with added summer! Le Monde/4-25 Aug. FREE mistermeredith.co.uk JONNY WOO Q& A ‘Lashings’ is everyone’s favourite queer feminist burlesque collective - but you already knew that. In this year’s Fringe show they’ll be sharing their stories of an Alternative Sex Education. Expect tales of terrible teachers, songs about sub-standard shags, and plenty of alternative perspectives - delivered with lashings of wit and charm. This isn’t about imposing a different set of standards; it’s about expanding the realm of what’s possible. It’s as easy as ABC (that’s Asexuality, BDSM, and Consent). The Bongo Club/3-17 Aug. lashings.org Briefs slams together a beef-caked and disorderly line-up of Australia’s award-winning mischief-makers in a circus-infused variety show for the notso-faint-hearted. Host Shivannah, love-child of the ringmaster and bearded lady, leads a ragtag team of skilful buccaneers in a contortion of vaudeville, burlesque, dance and clowning. Raw and savvy, a mix political conscience, theatrical rule-breaking with heaps of clever parody and good old fashioned entertainment. Underbelly, Bristo Square/1-27 Aug. KNICKERBOCKER GLORY! .com MISTER MEREDITH SGfringe SGfringe 17 .com Q& A ScotsGay A d v er t i se in PAUL FOOT What is your new show about? Nothing really What is most unusual experience you’ve had as a stand-up? Realising that getting booed offstage in a godless caravan park does wonders for your career. What makes you happy? My connoisseurs. They are effectively my family. Everything I write is for them. What makes you angry? A lot of things make me angry. In fact there’s a section of my show this year dedicated to things that make me angry. It’s not as e x pe n si v e a s y o u t h i nk If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My phone contract. I wish iPhone would just sod off. I much preferred my blackcurrant phase. What other shows will you be seeing at this year's festival, and why? Probably very few. I’m performing every day and find it hard to relax in the run-up to a show. If connoisseurs who come to see my show are also in a show and they tell me about it then I try to go along though. I support my connoisseurs in all of their endeavours, be it cleaning window sills, landscaping roundabouts, clog-making, anything. Kenny Larch is Dead 18 SGfringe dance preview pic by Steve Ullathorne SGfringe Fl a s h M ob ! Underbelly, Cowgate 7.30pm 2-26 August C o n ta ct M a r ti n Ma n n [email protected] 0131-661 6037 / 07850 576106 Dance worlds collide! This dynamic show is packed with energy as stars from your favourite dance reality shows take centre stage. Tommy Franzen, Alleviate, The ATeam Corporation, Brosena and more familiar faces from shows including Got To Dance, So You Think You Can Dance and Move It Like Michael Jackson join forces for the biggest dance fusion Edinburgh has ever seen! Watch as Latin meets lockin', jazz joins jump jive and contemporary goes Celtic! This feelgood production celebrates the world of dance, building to a spectacular finale that guarantees everyone is on their feet! Directed by Gary Lloyd. Assembly Hall/2-27 Aug. SGfringe 19 JO CAULFIELD Scotland’s Loud and Proud Choir returns to the Fringe with a concert supporting Waverley Care. Performing in the stunning acoustic of Stockbridge Parish Church, the a cappella singing sensation offers another remarkable programme to transport the audience from Scotland’s shores deep into Eastern Europe and across the Atlantic. Traditional Scots songs combine with pop favourites, stirring anthems and moving ballads, reflecting the diversity of the choir and ensuring the delight of all. Book early - this is a real Fringe hot ticket, with previous performances selling out. Sponsored by MHD Law LLP. Stockbridge Parish Church/25 Aug. loudandproudchoir.org Tell us about your brand new Edinburgh show ‘Thinking Bad Thoughts’ I just can’t control my big mouth. Apparently I don’t have the ‘polite conversation gene’ that most normal people have. I’ll notice something, say it out loud to my friends and they’ll react in horror. So this show is me letting out all my bad thoughts... Like, I read Abercrombie & Fitch have a policy where they only employ slim, attractive young people, and it made me think, “I wonder if Greggs The Baker have the exact opposite policy?” And, if health food is so fucking good for you, why does everyone working in those shops look like a cadaver? I also found out I’m NOT legally married to my husband! We got hitched 10 years ago in New York but apparently we didn’t fill in all the correct paperwork. So that got me thinking...... “Hey, I’m single, what would it be like to be single again?? Would I choose to marry the same person??” You are hugely popular with gay men and women. Well gay people have very good taste! I used to work behind the bar at Bang in London, which then changed its name to G.A.Y. (like Bang wasn’t obvious enough?), and I spent 5 years writing on the BAFTA winning Graham Norton TV show, so I’m a full-time card-carrying fag hag. Gay audiences bring out the worst in me, it’s like being egged on by your mates. I will be even meaner and more outrageous because I know you will love it! I do think it’s very important that my show is inclusive; it’s not just heterosexuals who hate their partners. You’ve done a fair bit of TV acting too. Yes, this year along with “Thinking Bad Thoughts” I’m also doing a play with Phil Jupitus called Coalition. It’s a comedy about the coalition government. I play the Lib Dem Chief Whip. I’m completely cynical and have some killer lines, basically I just come on, act like a complete bitch and leave ......it’s such a stretch! Is it true that you started in comedy by setting up your own club in a bar basement? I actually started by entering an open-mic competition on a dare when I was drunk. I was so drunk I can’t remember being on stage let alone anything I said. But I won the competition! I went back to that club the following week and performed sober. I died on my arse! That’s when the MC told me the best way to get good is to perform every week. So I borrowed £50, bought a microphone and small amp, and set up my own club in a basement bar opposite Hampstead Heath. It was a great room, brick walls, low ceiling and a little cocktail bar in the corner, perfect for comedy; or a brothel, but I went with the comedy. By running a club I got to learn about the business and was able to watch really good comedians. Also, because it was my club, I could book myself every week! Of all the comics appearing on the fringe this year, who makes you laugh the most? Jo Caulfield. What do you love/hate about Edinburgh? I love the fact that you can stand on Princess Street, in the middle of the city, and still see mountains and the sea. The countryside is right there but so is Zara and Top Shop. That’s the ideal way to see the countryside. It’s such a beautiful city. Walking home after a nightout is like being drunk in Fairy Town. And the people are so friendly. Especially in Scotmid. Oh sorry, I’ve just confused friendliness with nosiness. I don’t think there’s anything I hate about Edinburgh, apart from tourists standing in the middle of the pavement OBLIVIOUS TO PEOPLE THAT WANT TO GET PASSED THEM! Thinking Bad Thoughts 20 SGfringe Stand One 8.15pm 1-26 August Following last year’s sell-out Little Shop of Homos! the London Gay Men’s Chorus Ensemble are back for a fifth year, to premiere their new musical comedy, Hi-de-Homo! Set in a holiday camp of yesteryear, expect their usual variety of magical musical styles including Irving Berlin, Elton John, The Smiths and Lady Gaga, show-stoppers from favourite productions and their famous brand of homo humour. This summer, let the boys put the camp into your holiday! C Venues/12-18 Aug. www.lgmc.org.uk/ensemble MOLLY WOBBY’S TIT FACTORY. PIC BY NEIL HARRISON PHOTOGRAPHY Do you prefer TV, radio or live stand up? I like them all. I just filmed Mock The Week and I’ve a show on BBC Radio Scotland at the moment, “Laughing In All The Right Places”, it’s me interviewing comedians about traveling the world doing comedy. But ultimately I prefer the freedom of live Stand-Up. I can say anything I like and no one can ‘edit’ me. And I like having audience involvement in my Edinburgh shows, so every show is different. And we’ve talked about everything! Last time I asked audience members where they lost their virginity. The show before that I asked how many sexual partners they’d had. The whole town gets an unexpected makeover when a stranger arrives on Mammary Lane - in Molly Wobbly’s Tit Factory - this musical comedy by Paul Boyd. Join the good shopkeepers of Little Happening as they plot to get a few things off their chests. Heavily laden with big laughs, catchy songs, and leaky implants, this rampant tour-de-force sticks a finely-tuned musical hypodermic firmly into the bosom of today’s surgeryobsessed culture. A must see for fans of The Rocky Horror Show, Jerry Springer: the Opera, or Avenue Q. This is the adult musical comedy Sweeney Todd wishes he was in! The Assembly Rooms/1-26 Aug. mollywobblystitfactory.com LONDON GAY MEN’S CHORUS ENSEMBLE How many Fringe shows is that now? This is my 9th show. But I prefer to count my career in dog years, so this is actually my first Fringe show and I’m only 21. For the 25 time. I think when I get to 10 shows they should let me do a “Supermarket Sweep” round Harvey Nichols. How about baroque music and characters from ancient history, seen through the pink eyes of a German gay choir? The highlights of Handel’s famous opera Julius Caesar - Losing Your Head in Egypt are condensed to this extraordinary and spectacular version by composer Alexander Strauch. He created a clever blend of original and contemporary choral and piano music, containing elements of baroque, avantgarde and Egyptian pop. C Venues/15-18 Aug. philhomoniker.de JULIUS CAESAR - LOSING YOUR HEAD IN EGYPT LOUD AND PROUD CHOIR Q& A musicals SGfringe 21 SGfringe .com Edinburgh International Festival In the next Issue of SGfringe 22 SGfringe Edinburgh International Book Festival Yet again there will be hundreds of events in Charlotte Square Gardens between the 11th and 27th Aug when this Festival comes to Edinburgh. Masses of events for children also and a special children’s bookshop. Many of your favourite writers will be there, reading and discussing. There will be a chance to see and hear Carol Ann Duffy, our lesbian Poet Laureate, at 11.30am on Sat 25th Aug. She is sure to be reading from her latest collection, The Bees, which includes moving poems about the loss of her mother. Will Self appears later that same day (9.30pm) talking about his new novel Umbrella (an item surely selling well this summer!) focusing on a munitions worker who falls into a coma. Is her disease a microcosm of the technological revolutions of the 20th century? Simon Callow appears on Sat 11th August at 4.30pm: in this Dickens bicentenary year he has written, “Charles Dickens and the Great Theatre of the World.” – Dickens and his life as theatre. Sun 12th sees Alasdair Gray, a legendary must for fans of one of the greats of contemporary Scottish literature. “Lanark” is now 40 years old, but still a very relevant read. Gray has just published his collected short stories – 75 of them, 12 new. He is on at 6.30pm. A L Kennedy is there on Mon 13th at 11.30am. Her most recent novel was The Blue Book, but she has also produced a series of essays on the problems facing writers today and her own descent into illness last year. The distinguished Irish gay writer Colm Toibin will appear at 3pm on Mon 13th.His new collection of essays has a eye-catching title: New Ways to Kill your Mother. This is about famous writers – Synge, Yeats, Thomas Mann and many others, their families and the effects they have on those around them. The ever-popular lesbian top crime writer Val McDermid, who hails from Kirkcaldy, will be appearing at 4.30pm on the 14th. She will be with Prof. Sue Black, director of the Centre for Anatomy and Human Identification at Dundee University in a session called, “Crime Fiction on the Dissection Table.” Important one coming up.......Amnesty International each year runs a series on Imprisoned Writers and issues relating to creative freedom. An event of special interest to our readers will be the one entitled, “Love is a Human Right.” Amnesty campaigns against the persecution of the LGBTI community wherever that occurs. On Fri 17th Aug at 5.30pm this event will feature extracts from works by and about people who have been criminalised or tortured because of their sexuality. More and more....the delightful Jackie Kay with her short stories “Reality, reality,” at 8pm on 17th; Liz Lochhead at 8pm on 19th and again at 4.30pm on Tue 21st; Jeanette Winterson at 6.30pm on Mon 20th with her life-affirming new work, “Why be happy when you could be normal?”. Then Polly Toynbee with David Walker at 3pm on Sun 26th with, “The Verdict,” – their analysis of the last British government – that’ll cheer you! This is just the tip of the iceberg. To learn more about the hundreds of other events at this Festival, pick up a copy of the full programme, The World in Words, free at many venues, or look on edbookfest.co.uk Susan Calman David Mills The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek Jen Brister Kev Orkian Lucy Porter Mister Meredith Mitch Benn Monica Bauer Otto Kuhnle Paul Boyd Andrew Doyle Lady Boys of Bangkok and online at sgfringe.com The World Explodes into Edinburgh from 9th Aug to 2nd Sep. This year the Festival is taking into account the World Shakespeare Festival and the Cultural Olympiad. At the same time, director Jonathan Mills is concerned, as he says, “to introduce audiences to the thrilling virtuosity of a new generation of talented performers.” A work of interest to an LGBT audience will be David et Jonathas – a reinterpretation by Charpentier in 1688 of an Old Testament tragedy – the story of the love between two men that comes from a book by Tony Challis that offered so much damage to sexual minorities – indeed to human sexuality. This is presented by Les Arts Florrisants at Edinburgh Festival Theatre between 17th and 20th Aug. Another mind-expanding opera is The Makropoulos Case by Leoš Janáček. This was a very forward looking work for the 1920s when it was written, about the desire for eternal life and youth and the unwanted consequences this can have. The mysterious opera diva Emilia Marty seems to know much more about this than she should... At the Festival Theatre 11th and 13th Aug. There is plenty of dynamic and youthful dance available, including New York’s famous Juilliard School of Dance. With choreographers from the school and from Spain and Sweden their show comprising The Waldstein Sonate, Gnawa and Episode 31 Is sure to be stunning. 25-27 Aug at Edinburgh Playhouse. Bathsheva Dance company’s Hora is another thrilling spectacle of movement, deliberately working without soloists. Playhouse, 30th Aug to 1st Sep. Ballet Preljocaj “draw you into an all-consuming exploration of human rituals, beliefs and relationships” And then one thousand years of peace exists in a postapocalyptic world. At Edinburgh Playhouse, 17th-19th Aug. Villa + Discurso goes into the dark heart of one or the 20th Century’s many savage episodes. This is 1970’s Chile, in Villa Grimaldi, the torture and extermination centre of the Pinochet regime. Guillermo Calderon’s work exposes “both a terrible heritage and the great humanity it inspired.” 20/21st Aug at The Hub. Shakespeare appears with A Midsummer Night’s Dream (As you like it) the Russian Dmitry Krimov’s take on the play from the Chekhov International Theatre Festival. 24th-26th Aug at The King’s Theatre. The Royal Shakespeare Company brings us the Shakespeare’s tragic poem The Rape of Lucrece, performed by the stunning singer Camille O’Sullivan. Those who saw her show last year will recall her very vibrant voice. This has been a very short intro to a few if the glittering host of events. Find out more by picking up a copy of the sky-blue-with-doves programme, widely available, or go online to eif.co.uk This will open the door to a fabulous festival. Reviews of many of the above pieces will be published on sgfringe.com. Or, for more information on all EIF events go to eif.co.uk ...other events SGfringe 23