Is Neary vs. Mauldin Another Cooper vs. Dillon?
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Is Neary vs. Mauldin Another Cooper vs. Dillon?
Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com KEY WEST THE NEWSPAPER • FEBRUARY 29, 2008 Pribramskys Close Down Reed Appliance KWHS Culinary Program Finally Free to Flourish Under Bell’s Leadership BUSINESS EMBROILED IN DUELING LAWSUITS. TRIAL MAY BE SET AS EARLY AS APRIL by Rhonda Linseman-Saunders For five years, Holly (Brozi) Bell was the Chef Instructor for the Key West High School (KWHS) culinary program— the most successful culinary program in the county, and one of the best in the state. Nonetheless, Bell was fired then rehired by KWHS Principal John Welsh last year. After Bell’s contract was not renewed for the 2007-08 school year, outrage on the part of students, teachers and parents sparked a Key West the Newspaper (KWTN) investiSee CULINARY, page 8 by Dennis Reeves Cooper “It took us 20 years to build that business,” Jerry Abreu said this week. “It took the Pribramskys just two years to destroy it.” He was commenting on the news this week that Steven and Robin Pribramsky are closing down Reed Appliance & Television Center today, Friday, February 29. The Pribramskys purchased the business from Abreu and his partner, George Santana, in January 2006 for $750,000. Abreu and Santana agreed to carry a $450,000 mortgage, secured by a mortgage on the Pribramskys’ Elizabeth Street home. But the deal almost immediately went bad. When the Pribramskys reportedly stopped making payments to Abreu and Santana, they sued to foreclose. The lawsuit also included See REED, page 7 THE SEMI-SECRET CULINARY ADVISORY COMMITTEE NOW OPERATING BEHIND THE SCENES RICHARD WATHERWAX HOLLY BELL AND STUDENTS page one commentary Do We Learn From Our Expensive Mistakes? Is Neary vs. Mauldin Another Cooper vs. Dillon? COOPER VS. DILLON MADE NEW LAW. CITIZENS (EVEN COPS) CAN NO LONGER BE PROSECUTED FOR SPEAKING OUT ABOUT WRONGDOING IN GOVERNMENT CHIEF DILLON TRIED TO SILENCE COOPER— AND FAILED. NOW CHIEF MAULDIN IS TRYING TO SILENCE TOM NEARY by Michael R. Barnes, Citizen/Lawyer Should we all have to take a course called “Key West History” or . . . are we doomed to repeat it? Take this quiz. Here’s the background: A Key West Police Chief is tired of his police department problems becoming public. The Chief is frustrated that he can’t get his department’s problems out of the newspaper. Finally, he does something really stupid. Soon after, the City is sued. After the lawsuit, the taxpayers are the ones hurt. Got it so far? Now the quiz. “Are we describing the old case of Cooper v. Dillon or the new case of See MISTAKE, page 4 THE ISLAND’S OLDEST INDEPENDENT WEEKLY NEWSPAPER Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com Rhonda Relapse by Rhonda Linseman-Saunders Although my self-imposed weekly deadline for page two has passed, the piece I had originally planned is being preempted on the basis of an emergency. And any woman or gay man between the ages of 33 and 83 will understand completely. Rick Springfield is on Oprah. I know, I know. Only a few short months ago I said that, as a gift from God, Rick Springfield had aged 30 years over night. I also said that I’d finally recovered from the trauma of being left behind at nine years old while my four older brothers went to a Rick Springfield concert, causing me to miss my date with destiny. And I really thought it was over between us. I really did. But I’m feeling a little vulnerable as I watch him and listen to Rick speak with great humility and humanity. Oh god, he’s gushing about fatherhood. Is there anything sexier? I don’t think so. Oprah’s feeling it, too, I can tell. Okay, he’s wrapping up his chat with Oprah. What’s he doing? He is not going to sing Jessie’s Girl live. Oh no, he is not going to sing Jessie’s Girl Live. Oh god, he is singing Jessie’s Girl live. Oh that’s good. Oh yeah, that’s really good. I can’t believe all those women on the mainland are missing this because they have no power today. I’ll bet it was one of their husbands who tripped the nuclear reactor shut-down in Miami that caused the widespread outage. While I’m exposing my shallow side (and why stop now?) Rick has definitely had some work done--some eye work and Botox, for sure. But at least he doesn’t have that stretched face look. There’s almost nothing worse than bad face work. His hair is long, which I could do without, and it is surely only surface brown. Why doesn’t that bother me? Any other time, that would be enough to bring my heart rate back to a safe level. I’m sure it’s a temporary condition I’ll blame on pregnancy hormones. He’s dressed simply in a white collared shirt and black jacket. His guitar is black and white, too, and equally simple. He cannot be 58. It’s really stressing me out, trying to reconcile his date of birth with his appearance. To steal from Dr. Cooper, “Surely the universe has made some mistake.” Isn’t there an unwritten universal understanding, no, it’s a law, that says we’re just not supposed to be attracted to men who were born within five See RHONDA, page 6 www.kwtn.com NEWS BRIEFS 46th Annual Conch Shell Blowing Contest Next Saturday, March 8, grab your conch shell and head to the Ocean Key Resort Sunset Pier at Zero Duval Street. Join contestants ranging from children to seniors who will pucker up and demonstrate their conch shell-blowing talents. The competition will begin at 1:30pm and conch shells will be available for people who do not own one. There are no entry or admission fees. Contestants may register for the event at the Oldest House (322 Duval) between 9-3 daily or on the day of the event between 11:00am and 1:00pm at the contest site on Sunset Pier. Cops Out in Force Tonight The Key West Police Department (KWPD) will be conducting a STAR night tonight, Friday, February 29, to promote traffic safety and aim to reduce the number of traffic violations aroudn town. The Strategic Traffic Accident Reduction night will run from 5:00pm until 3:00am, marked by an increased police presence throughout town focusing on traiffic. Members of the KWPD, the Monroe Country Sheriff’s Office, the Florida Department of Transportation, and even the U.S. Border Patrol will be stationed throughout town running radar to monitor speeds and enforcing all other traffic violations. Officers will specifically be on the lookout for speeders, drunk drivers, drivers running stop signs and red lights, and aggressive drivers. STAR night will include a DUI checkpoint at the corner of Palm Avenue and North Roosevelt Boulevard from 5:00pm to 3:00am. The DUI checkpoint will be the main focus of the operation. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com City Officials Paid Out $240,000 to Settle the Cooper vs. Dillon Free Speech Case. Are They Ready to Do It Again? MISTAKE, from page 1 Neary v. Mauldin? Sadly, many people have forgotten what happened between former Police Chief “Buz” Dillon and Key West The Newspaper publisher Dennis Reeves Cooper. Past is prologue. Pay attention. The similarities are not a coincidence: COOPER V. DILLON This case began when the Chief of Police tried to silence a person who was telling the truth about problems in the police department. • Chief Dillon was tired of reading about Key West Police Department problems in Key West the Newspaper. • One Friday, after Cooper had again told the town about problems in the police department, Dillon personally swore out a warrant for Cooper’s arrest. • Cooper was sent to jail. • But the State Attorney refused to prosecute. • By law, Cooper was legally wronged. • The Chief’s clear purpose was to use his position for personal retaliation. • Cooper sued. • Cooper went on “the Bill O’Reilly Show” to tell the truth to the world. • The City Manager tried to cover for the Chief in spite of his wrongdoing. • Some City officials were silent while some even condoned what Dillon had done— allowing the damages and the lawyers’ fees to go up and up and up. • In the end, the City (that means TAXPAYERS like you and me) paid Cooper. And Cooper’s lawyers. The cost to us was just short of a quarter of a million dollars. Over and above that, we also paid the lawyers for the City and Dillon. By that time Dillon had long since been fired. NEARY VS. MAULDIN This case began when the Chief of Police tried to silence a person who was telling the truth about problems in the police department. • Chief Mauldin was tired of reading about Key West Police Department problems in Key West the Newspaper. • One Friday, after Officer Tom Neary had again told the Chief about problems in the police department, Mauldin personally authorized charges which could lead to Neary’s arrest. Apparently, the Chief was fearful that Neary might go public with the problems inside the KWPD. • Neary was sent home on administrative leave. • The State Attorney re- fused to prosecute. • By law, Neary was legally wronged. • The Chief’s clear purpose was to use his position for personal retaliation. • Neary sued. • After the Chief publically misrepresented what had happened, Neary went on “the Bill Becker Show” to tell the truth. • The City Manager tried to cover for the Chief in spite of his wrongdoing. • Some City officials were silent and some even condoned what Mauldin had done - allowing the damages and the lawyers’ fees go up and up and up. • In the end, . . . well . . . you get the picture. Time out for sports. The New York Yankees had a colorful catcher from about 1946 to 1963 named Yogi Berra. When I was a kid, I liked Yogi because he could murder pitches anywhere around the plate. When I grew up, I liked Yogi because he could murder the English language anywhere around a conversation. One famous “Yogiism” that fits here, is: “It’s like déja vu all over again.” I’ve scattered a few more of my favorite Yogiisms where they fit in this article. See if you can find them. Did you spot a similarity or two or three or four or more as you compared Dillon and Mauldin? How can a lawyer like me, who represents Officer Tom Neary, or a citizen like you, talk about wrongdoing by public officials in the newspaper or on the radio? The answer is found in Cooper v. Dillon and the First Amendment. In the Cooper v. 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Dillon, disagreed that Dillon could do that to Cooper and said, “Because the statute is a content-based restriction which chills speech, that ‘lies near the core of the First Amendment’ we REVERSE . . . and declared the Statute unconstitutional. In short, the Court said it was unconstitutional to keep someone from talking about government wrongdoing. Cooper saw and reported matters of “public concern.” So did Officer Neary. You can observe a lot by watching. Cooper believed that you could and should report wrongdoing by public officials. So did Neary. Unfortunately, for both Dillon and Mauldin, the United States Supreme Court had already and repeatedly sided with Cooper and Neary. In Cooper v. Dillon you can read quotes from Supreme Court cases that hold: “Crucial to the democratic task of holding government officials accountable and informing the citizenry is a free press.” (Cox v. Cohen) “The press . . . guards against the miscarriage of justice by subjecting the police, prosecutors, and judicial processes to extensive public scrutiny and criticism.” (Sheppard v. Maxwell). The Cooper v. Dillon court said, “In a free society, the public’s trust in an official’s reputation is won by greater transparency, not the silencing of criticism.” In the past Neary investigation, Chief Mauldin tried to silence Officer Neary by putting him on administrative leave. By doing so, Mauldin thought he could silence any defense that Neary might make or prevent any truth he might tell. At the same time, Chief Mauldin, allowed his confidential Key West Police investigation to be improperly “leaked” to the Key West Citizen to accuse Officer Neary of two criminal felonies. As a good cop, Tom Neary was evidently a big clog in their machine. That internal affairs investigation cratered when it was proven that Neary hadn’t committed either felony. We sent an e-mail to Chief Mauldin BEFORE his leak to the press, telling him that we had already sent information to the FBI which showed that Tom was innocent. Except for the senseless damage to his wife, Terri, and his children, Kristin and Tommy, you might say that Tom Neary was an overwhelming underdog. We all know how the Dillon matter turned out. In time, we’ll all know how the Mauldin matter turns out. It’s tough to make predictions, especially about the future. But remember, the future ain’t what it used to be. Even Napoleon had his Watergate. From the taxpayers’ perspective, the money paid out in the Cooper vs. Dillon case is the most important thing. But what is just as important about that case is that a bad law was overturned. We should all hope the significance is that citizens, including police officers who see wrongdoing within the police department, won’t be prosecuted for going public (or because police management fear that they might go public). This seems especially important in situations like Tom Neary’s case where he tried to work within the system and was attacked, by the Police Chief, for trying to give citizens a better police department. But then, if the world was perfect, it wouldn’t be. Here’s a question we might all try to answer: Why can’t we hire (or keep) a good police chief? I wish I had an answer to that, because I’m tired of asking that question. Additionally, it’s getting pretty expensive to keep replacing a Police Chief and training a new one, but then a nickle isn’t worth a dime anymore. From many people’s perspective, Chief Ray Petersen was our last good Chief. We thanked him by getting rid of CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com Neary vs. Mauldin MISTAKE, from page 5 him using a “Kangaroo Court.” We haven’t had much “luck” with the Chiefs that followed him. We made too many wrong mistakes. Speaking of Kangaroo Courts and mistakes . . . Chief Mauldin has recently reopened yet another investigation of Officer Tom Neary. In violation of the law and Cooper v. Dillon, Mauldin has ordered Tom to stay silent about it. Mauldin is now accusing Tom of “Unbecoming Conduct” and “Unlawful Conduct.” Tom and I would share with you what those charges really mean but, under Mauldin, the police won’t tell us. So, if you ask me a question I don’t know, I won’t answer. Since it’s fairly hard get in trouble at home on administrative leave, I’d normally ask Mauldin and his investigators why the “unbecoming conduct” and “unlawful conduct” weren’t investigated or charged in the last investigation. . . except, from my experience . . . half the lies they tell me aren’t true. Here’s what is true: Cooper v. Dillon reaffirmed our rights and our responsibilities as citizens. Because of Cooper v. Dillon, if the recycled investigation of Officer Tom Neary— a truly “good cop”— continues, the Supreme Court and I promise you, it won’t continue quietly or in the dark. Remember, “It ain’t over ‘til its over.” 1. Read more “Yogiisms” at http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/ Yogi_Berra 2. * Mauldin is also a named Defendant in the lawsuit Tom Neary v. The City of Key West, William A. Mauldin, et al. 3. Read the official Tom Neary lawsuit filed as a public record at: http://micklawblogspot.blogspot.com Michael R. Barnes is an attorney who practices law in Key West, Florida. His opinions are not legal advice and are offered as a bono public service. If you have a legal problem you should consult a qualified attorney and follow his or her advice. Rhonda FROM page 2 years of our fathers? Nonetheless, I think the flame has been reignited. I’m not happy about it; I’m just being honest. And in the spirit of honesty, I can assure my husband there is nothing to worry about because I’ve just performed the ultimate thought experiment and passed the test: I imagined myself on that horrible new show, “Moment of Truth, “ and in my thought experiment, for a million dollars, I was asked by the host whether on not I would cheat on my husband with Rick Springfield if I was confident he’d never find out (my husband, not Rick). I answered “no” and the lie detector confirmed it as the truth. Before you get upset, Honey, perhaps you should perform the same thought experiment on yourself and substitute Jennifer Aniston or Charlotte Ross as your temptress. Rhonda watches Oprah occasionally, but only to stay abreast of popular culture. Rhonda reads her own e-mail at [email protected]. Oprah has people for that. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com Pribramskys Close Reed Appliance FROM page 1 allegations of fraud and civil conspiracy. “Our broker to help us sell the business was Chris Zuelch, who is Steve Pribramsky’s partner in the accounting firm of Pribramsky & Zuelch,” Abreu said. “He brought Steve to us as a potential buyer. But he never told us that Pribramsky was just coming out of a bankruptcy. We would have never agreed to carry the paper on this deal if we had known that.” The Pribramskys counter sued, claiming that Abreu and Santana had underestimated the liabilities of the business. The cases have been working their way through the court system and trial could be scheduled as early as April. This week, Robin Pribramsky told Key West The Newspaper that closing the store was purely a business decision. “For a number of months, more money has been going out of the store than coming in, which is not an optimum business model and not a lot of fun,” she said. “Also, I am pregnant with my second child— Steve’s sixth— and need to make my family the priority.” Steven Pribramsky was elected to the Monroe County School Board in late 2006. During a hard-fought campaign, allegations emerged that he may have forged Abreu’s name to several checks totaling $90,000. That allegation is also included in the Abreu-Santana lawsuit. In March 2007, however, State Attorney Mark Kohl announced that he would not prosecute Pribramsky because he didn’t have evidence to show intent to defraud. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com Bell and Students Receive Rave Reviews from Congresswoman and Dignitaries on Recent Visit CULINARY, From page 1 gation that revealed the firing was likely the result of a targeted witch hunt spearheaded by Culinary Advisory Board Chairman Richard Tallmadge, who met with School Superintendent Randy Acevedo to essentially push for the removal Bell from the chef instructor position because, reportedly, she was not providing enough free or cheap workers for local restaurants. In fact, Principal Welsh actually described Tallmadge’s action as a “witch hunt” in an e-mail to advisory committee members and others. It seemed to many that Principal Welsh was all but forced to sign the letter of nonrenewal of Bell’s contract, but he was later given the authority to rehire Bell in the wake of local outcry and media coverage. Welsh was fully supported by Acevedo in his decision to rehire Bell. “As far as I know, the plan under which Mr. Welsh rehired Holly appears to be working well,” Acevedo said this week. The controversy has waned and the Culinary Ad- visory Committee is now more involved on a district level and less involved at the level of micromanagement of the local KWHS program. In December, the committee sponsored a field trip to Ocean Reef, and paid for three school buses— one from each high school with a total of 135 culinary students making the trip. Bell said she’s also heard that the committee still plans to provide some scholarships for students, although there have been no organized committee meetings in which Bell has been involved. The culinary program at KWHS has flourished with Bell having the freedom to take the leadership role she fought for. Last year, the advisory committee hired a highly-paid consultant to find internship opportunities for culinary students, resulting in approximately three short-lived student placements. This year, without the committee and consultants, 26 students are getting industry experience in the community. Bell is also working to forge a partnership with the South Florida Workforce to help gain additional jobs and internships for her students But there’s more to the culinary program than internships and employment training opportunities for students. Twelve of Bell’s culinary students went to the ProStart regional training held at Johnson & Wales University in Miami this school year. In December, the first annual cookie sale and “Lunch with Santa” was also a great success. Principal Welsh reported that last week, Bell and her students got rave reviews after they prepared lunch for U.S. Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen and several other dignitaries that visited the high school. “I haven’t had any contact with the advisory committee this school year and I am not certain of their current status, but the KWHS culinary program is operating well,” Principal Welsh said. Support from her colleagues and the community has meant a lot to Bell, but she derives her inspiration primarily from seeing her students excel. And the inspiration is apparently mutual. Zach Arnold, one of Bell’s students, said this week that the program under Mrs. Bell’s leadership continues to be a big help to her students. “I have learned more in this program than anywhere else. The program and Mrs. Bell have helped me decide what I want to do when I get out of school,” Arnold said. “Mrs. Bell is really an inspiration to us all.” At press time, Richard Tallmadge had not returned a request for comment on the current role of the Culinary Advisory Committee. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page www.kwtn.com How Would You Like To Be a Dolphin Trainer? Ever wondered how to start a career training dolphins, like the people who work at Theater of the Sea, Sea World or Atlantis? Now you can find out – and earn college credit doing so – at Florida Keys Community College, through a new partnership with the Dolphin Research Center in Marathon. In this course, FKCC students will work directly with bottlenose dolphins (some which are descendents of television’s “Flipper”), Sea Turtles and Manatees at the research center. The program allows students to learn more about Marine Environmental Sciences and lead to careers in the marine field, from science and research to marine conservation to the trainers who work with dolphins at public venues. All of Dolphin Research Center ’s Adult DolphinLab courses are fully college accredited through Florida Keys Community College. Students in All About Dolphins, Marine Mammal Cognitive and Behavioral Research, Marine Mammal Care and Basic Training, and Advanced Marine Mammal Training and Enrichment can earn three college credits for each course, provided they complete the course requirements For more information about these classes and others at the Florida Keys Community College, log onto www.fkcc. edu and discover Island Living, Island Learning. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 10 www.kwtn.com opinion hal o'boyle Look for Changes in Cuba Depression Racket ON THE SONNY SIDE by Charles “Sonny’ McCoy Last Saturday a group of Cuban refugees landed at Key West International Airport. Well, not exactly; they actually landed at the seawall just in front of the airport. I was reviewing something at the airport when I spotted a gathering of people on the A1A South Roosevelt Blvd. sidewalk. It appeared that a group of Cuban refugees had somehow eluded detection, presumably under the cover of darkness, and made it all the way from Cuba to Key West. With Fidel Castro announcing that he was stepping down and turning over the reigns of power to his brother Raul, it was speculated that this might also signal a new attitude in the lives of the many disenchanted citizens of the Cuban Island. This new landing would seem to suggest that it hasn’t. The Straits of Florida is an energetic and forceful constriction of water with current flowing west to east and prevailing winds blowing east to west. The refugees that chose to traverse this crossing must have been very motivated or so disenchanted with life in Cuba that they were willing to risk their lives to escape from an Island Country that has great beauty and history. Just a couple hundred feet from this latest Cuban landing is a Cuban National Commercial Airliner that arrived at Key West International on April Fools Day 2003 and mistaking this arrival as an April Fool Joke, Station Manager Peter Horton at first just laughed it off. This air craft has remained static at the Key West International Airport accumulating by Hal O’Boyle Prozac was invented by the same folks who lit up my college years with LSD, the Eli Lilly Company. Interesting as the purple haze was, I would not recommend LSD to the mentally fragile or children under any circumstances nor to sane adults as anything but a risky waste of time. The actions of LSD, Prozac and the notorious PCP are remarkably similar. They all mess with serotonin metabolism, a mysterious and poorly understood area of brain function. People with too much serotonin include schizophrenics, psychopaths, the mentally retarded and Alzheimer’s victims. Those who fail to properly metabolize serotonin, thus elevating amounts in the brain, include folks with depression, anxiety, exhibitionism, hostility, suicidal tendencies, violent nightmares, reckless driving, compulsive drinking, insomnia and a whole host of anti-social symptoms. The SSRI (Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitor) drugs, like Prozac, work by increasing levels of serotonin and decreasing serotonin metabolism. When I read about the recent Minnesota school shooting, I thought, “I’ll bet that kid was on Prozac.” I didn’t expect to find out through a conventional storage fees, presumably waiting for Cuba’s Airline or news source. But the very next day an AP report of someone, to pay these fees and pick-up their aircraft. the shooter’s interest in violent movies mentioned See O’BOYLE page 22 This recent landing on South Roosevelt Blvd. and the turbo-prop Cuban airliner are just reminders of the dissatisfaction that continues to exist in our Big Sister Island just south of us. There is rampant speculation in South Florida that with Fidel’s failing health and Cuba’s failing T H E N E W S P A P E R economy that it is just a matter of time before there is a change in leadership and government philosoKey West The Newspaper is published every phy that will bring about normalization of relations Friday, all year 'round, 52 weeks a year. between our countries. With a friendly government Free distribution weekly: 9,000 in Cuba, we all stand to benefit. The proximity of News tips and letters to the editor are welcome. Havana to Key West will entice short excursions by Editorial and advertising office: sea and air that will benefit our economy and renew 422 Fleming Street an old relationship that is long overdue. Mail: P.O. Box 567, Key West FL 33041 With an improved economy, Cuba will be Phone: (305) 292-2108. Fax: (305) 292-1882. stable, obviating the need for desperate Cubans to E-mail: [email protected] make the hazardous trip across the Florida Straits. Website: kwtn.com And the Cuban families in South Florida can reunite Subscriptions: $40 for six months and enjoy long missed family and friends. We Conchs here in Key West can run over for the nightlife in Editor/Publisher Dennis Reeves Cooper, Ph.D. Associate Editor Rhonda Linseman-Saunders Havana, the beautiful beaches of Varadero and view Photography Richard Watherwax all six provinces of Cuba. And who knows, I might Art Director Art Winstanley retrieve my ski from “Ripley’s Believe It OR NOT” Advertising Darlene Ashcroft and make another “Ski Trip” on Sept. 10, 2008 which Contributors Michael Barnes, Hal O’Boyle, will be the thirtieth anniversary of my first 120 mile Sonny McCoy, Barbara Bowers, ski from Key West to Havana. Meryl Berman, Jeni Alterman, Sonny McCoy is the mayor of Monroe County Harry Skevington, Rick Boettger and a former five-term mayor of Key West. Key West Key www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 11 ENTERTAINMENT • EATING & DRINKING • NIGHTLIFE • ATTRACTIONS • EVENTS • ARTS • SHOPPING • MAP Chad Bradford at Cowboy Bill’s Hot Havana Nights Party Next Weekend THE HOTTEST PARTY OF THE YEAR will happen Saturday March 8th at 7 pm in the waterfall courtyard of the Key West Tropical Forest and Garden. A ten piece Cuban orchestra, HAVANA SOUL, will liven the dancing with rumbas and salsas. Comparsa dancers, along with other surprises, will be featured throughout the evening.. Savor mojitos and a traditional Cuban dinner. There will be a silent auction of authentic Cuban arts and Crafts. The live auction will feature an original oil painting by William Welch of Pinar del Rio Cuba, along with trips to the Bahamas. Guests are encouraged to don their hottest Latin outfits! This will all benefit the Key West Botanical Garden Society as they expand the City Garden. Tickets are $125.00 for VIP’s and general admission is $50.00. Call 296-1504 or email [email protected]. Credit cards are accepted. Michael Dixon Band in Concert at BottleCap CHAD BRADFORD and his band will be at Cowboy Bill’s tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, February 29- March 1, starting at 10. THE MICHAEL DIXON BAND will perform a concert of their original rootsrock music at the BottleCap Lounge this Saturday night, March 1, starting at 10. In honor of saxophonist Robin Menard, ladies get their first drink free, 10 ‘til midnight. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 12 www.kwtn.com more more entertainment entertainment At the Parrot: Funk Rock and Texas Blues THE BURNIN’ SMYRNANS, top photo, are bringing their special brand of funkrock back to the Green Parrot tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, February 29 and March 1, starting at 10— with special 5:30 “sound checks” Friday afternoon and again on Sunday, March 2. THE FAMOUS NIGHTHAWKS. America’s Favorite Bar Band, are in the house for three nights, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, March 4-6, starting at 10— with a special 5:30 “sound check” Thursday afterrnoon. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 13 www.kwtn.com more entertainment Debra & Patrick at La Te Da All Weekend COOL JAZZ AND BLUES— Debra & Patrick are at La Te Da’s Piano Bar Friday, Saturday and Sunday evenings. They start at 9:30 on Friday and Sunday; 9 on Saturday. Fiona Back at Finnegan’s FIONA MOLLOY is back at Finnegan’s Wake tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, February 29 and March 1. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 14 www.kwtn.com www.kwtn.com Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 15 Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 16 www.kwtn.com MUSIC on the rock Live Music On the Island KEY WEST IS FAMOUS FOR ITS LIVE MUSIC. HERE’S A LISTING OF SOME OF THE TOP MUSIC VENUES IN THE SOUTHERNMOST CITY EDITOR’S NOTE: Music schedules are subject to change without notice. To be included in this listing, venues may email music schedules to [email protected] by end of day Monday. Big Uns Sports Bar Right in the middle of the action at 218 Duval Street. Matt Avery entertains Friday and Saturday 10-2 and on Wednesdays and Thursdays 9-1. B.O.’s Fish Wagon Locals know this funky place on the corner of Caroline and William. But if you’re from out of town, you gotta go here just to say you’ve been. B.O.’s square grouper sandwich is famous around the world. On most Friday nights. Barry Cuda rolls in his piano about 6, invites a few musical friends and boogies for a couple of hours. This weekend, there’s another party on Sunday afternoon, noon ‘til 4, as B.O. celebrates the 13th anniversary of moving the wagon to the present location. Barry Cuda and the Sharks will be rockin’ the joint. BottleCap Lounge One of the oldest and most famous watering holes on the island. A block off Duval at 1128 Simonton Street. This Saturday night, March 1, the popular Michael Dixon Band will be in the house, starting at 10. The Bull One of Duval Street’s last open-air bars— actually three bars: The Bull on the first floor, the Whistle on the second floor and the clothing-optional Garden of Eden on the roof. Live music all day and late into the night. THE BULL CAPT. TONY’S SALOON Capt. Tony’s Saloon A Key West landmark at 428 Greene Street, just off Duval. Since the CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 17 www.kwtn.com Behind Bars RICHARD WATHERWAX BARTENDER OF THE WEEK SHARLA is a bartender at the Drunken Parrot Pub. Her specialty drink is (surprise!) Drunken Parrot Punch. Tell us who your favorite drink server is. PO Box 567, KW 33041. Fax 292-2108. E-mail: TheBluePaper@kwtn. com music on the rock FROM previous page 1850s, the building has been an ice house, a telegraph station, a cigar factory, a bordello and a series of bars, including the original Sloppy Joe’s. This is where Hemingway drank 1933-37. The legendary Capt. Tony Tarrecino, a charterboat captain and a former gunrunner, bought the place in 1958. Tony was the Mayor of Key West 19891991. Live music every day from noon. The Carl Peachey Band is the house band. Conch Republic Seafood Company On the water at Key West’s Historic Seaport. Probably one of the biggest bars in town. Live music from early afternoon on the weekends and from 6pm Monday through Thursday. Cowboy Bill’s Honky Tonk Saloon Duval Street’s only Country Bar. 610 Duval Street. Live music Wednesday through Saturday nights from 10. Ladies drink free Wednesdays 9-11. Sports venue, too. Come ride the bull. Live music this Friday and Saturday: The Chad Bradford Band is on stage both nights, starting at 10. Greg Gerace will provide the music 6-9. BIKINI BULL RIDING AT COWBOY BILL’S Finnegan’s Wake 320 Grinnell Street. Irish music on the weekends. Tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, February29- March 1, Fiona Molloy returns to Finnegan’s Green Parrot Bar A Key West landmark since 1890. A favorite of locals and visitors alike. But even regulars were mystified when, in May 2000, Playboy magazine named the Parrot one of the 24 Best Bars in America. We don’t make this stuff up. Located on Whitehead at CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 18 www.kwtn.com music on the rock FROM previous page Southard, just a block off Duval, this is the home of great drinks and bad art— and one of the top venues for live music on the island. FINNEGAN’S WAKE GREEN PARROT This week: The Burnin’ Smyrnans will be here tonight and tomorrow night, Friday and Saturday, February 29- March 1, starting at 10— with special 5:30 “sound checks” this afternoon, Friday, and again on Sunday afternoon, March 2. During the week, the famous Nighthawks will be taking over the bar for three nights, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday, March 4-6, starting at 10— with a special 5:30 “sound check” on Thursday afternoon. Hog’s Breath Saloon Another top music venue here. Live music every day from 1pm. Duval and Front Street. La Te Da Famous Duval Street music and show venue. In the Piano Bar, live music nightly from 9:30: Debra & Patrick Thursday thru Sunday, Black & Skabuddah Tuesday and Wednesday, and Bobby Nesbitt on Monday. Fabulous shows in the Cabaret every night. Info: 296-6706 x10. 1125 Duval. Margaritaville Jimmy Buffett’s place, but he doesn’t hang out here much any more. Live music nightly except Monday. 500 Duval Street. Rum Barrel A popular restaurant, bar and music venue at the corner of Front and Simonton. Guirtarists Deblois and Yvan Agbo are featured perfromers for five nights this week, opening on Saturday night, March 1. SCHOONER WHARF Schooner Wharf Bar Another top music venue. Famous mostly-outdoor bar located right on the water at Key West’s Historic Seaport at the foot of William Street. Voted Best Locals Bar six years in a row. “This must be the center of the universe,” wrote newsman Charles Kurault. The irreverent Michael McCloud is on stage every afternoon except Tuesday, noon ‘til 5. This weekend, Big Z and the Sophistokatz are on stage Friday CONTINUED on next page Models & Entertainers Wanted $125per hour Apply at • No fines. • No house fees • No schedules • Come and go as you please • Keep all your money • Free studio apts and rooms available The Adult Entertainment Club 1221 Duval St or call 305-294-3824 New ownership has taken over the property formerly known as the Scrub Club Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 19 www.kwtn.com music on the rock Deblois at the Rum Barrel DEBLOIS (rhymes with Rolls Royce) will be at the Rum Barrel for five nights this week, Saturday through Wednesday. She will be joined by guitarist Yvan Agbo. FROM previous page and Saturday nights, February 29- March 1, 7 ‘til midnight. Raven and Bubba Lownotes entertain Saturday afternoon, 3-7. Sloppy Joe’s One of the most famous bars in the world. This was Heminway’s favorite bar in the 1930s. Right in the heart of the Duval Street action, at Greene Street. Live music every day from noon ‘til late. This weekend, VS the Earth is on the big stage every night at 10 through Sunday. Willie T’s A classic Key West open air bar on Duval Street. Live entertainment tonight, Friday, February 29: Toko is on stage for Happy Hour 4-7. The Jeff Clark Trio entertains 10-2. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 20 www.kwtn.com FILM What’s On at the Tropic? by Phil Mann I have friends who tell me they only read non-fiction because they don’t have time for novels.... meaning, I suppose, that the stuff of some writer’s imagination can never compete with good solid facts. I hope these guys (and they are almost always men) take the time to go to the movies, where they can see how the power of an imaginative story-teller can provide an understanding of world events more evocative and more memorable than any historical recitation. THE KITE RUNNER, opening at the Tropic today is a case in point. Based on the best-selling novel by Afghani emigree Khaled Hosseini, the movie focuses on the lives of two boys who suffer through the turmoil of that country during recent decades, from a time of relative freedom to the Russian invasion and then Taliban rule. It’s not about those overarching historical events, which are only the backdrop of the boys’ story, and the story ends a decade ago, but you won’t read about today’s war without thinking about the scenes and events of this movie. It’s the story of Amir, the privileged son of a wealthy businessman in Kabul, and Hassan, the son of Amir ’s father’s servant. As children in the relatively stable Afghanistan of the early 1970s, the boys are inseparable. They spend idyllic days running kites and telling stories of mystical places and powerful warriors until an unspeakable event changes the nature of their relationship THE KITE RUNNER forever, and eventually cements their bond in ways neither boy could have ever predicted. A fascinating character study coupled with a trip to Afghanistan, all in two hours. I first saw it at a screening in New York, where I asked the director why the this American-made film had large segments in subtitled Pashtu, Urdu and other local languages, which surely jeopardized its broad release in mall-plexes. He said he had insisted on it for verisimilitude. I think you’ll agree Also opening this week is THE RAPE OF EUROPA, a documentary that lays out the almost unimaginable scope of the Nazi’s looting of Europe’s art treasures. Narrated by Joan Allen, it is an ultimately uplifting story of the heroic efforts of art lovers and art historians who saved this cultural heritage. A very special event on Tuesday is the DVD release party for UNDERWATER: The Making of Nutcracker Key West. I think we all know of Joyce Stahl’s amazing effort to create a Key West version of the Nutcracker, mixing local children with established stars, and the way she managed to pull it off in the midst and aftermath of Hurricane Wilma. Captured in sterling cinematic magic by Key West filmmaker Karen Leonard and edited by Quincy Perkins, the film is a marvelous chronicle of those events and the people who made it happen. The local premiere of the newly issued DVD. Full schedules, film trailers and other information is always available at TropicCinema.com. For daily schedules call the Tropic’s 95-Countdown hotline: 2-95-94-93, or check the daily ad on the Citizen TV page. What did you think of the Oscar selections? Let me know at [email protected]. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 21 www.kwtn.com theatre Reefer Madness! 0 $27.0 e rs 3 Cou ht ig All N s a & Tap LOCK UP THE CHILDREN AND COVER GRANDMA’S EYES— “Reefer Madness, the Musical” is continuing at the Waterfront Playhouse, through March 27. This outrageously twisted musical of sex, drugs and show tunes is based on the 1936 propaganda movie. The music, lyrics and book were the brain-child of Dan Studney (“Desperate Housewives”) and Kevin Murphy (“The Simpsons”), who felt the campy movie was just begging to be made into a musical. Danny Weathers, the Waterfront’s Artistic Director, directs the South Florida premiere of “Reefer Madness” and he has assembled a fantastically talented cast of fourteen performers David Black, Denis Hyland, Mary Falconer, Marc Crow, Kristen Bussiere, Nulita Loder, Michael Aaglan, Kristen Wilson, Laura Chaneski, Carolyn Cooper, Christine Marguerite, Rhett Kalman, Scott Shambaugh and Phil Tabb. Tickets may be purchased through the box office at 294-5015 or online at www. waterfrontplayhouse.com. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 22 www.kwtn.com O’Boyle: Results Show Almost No Benefit Over Placebos, Still We See Daily Ads Praising Prozac’s Wonders O’BOYLE, From page 10 almost in passing that the 16 year old was on Prozac. A PBS interview with the boy’s aunts confirmed that his dosage of happy pills had just increased from two to three a day. News reports of violent crime usually mention how drunk, stoned, or coked into a parallel universe the perp was. The notion that drugs or alcohol can cause people to do bad things is hardly controversial. But in the case of mass shootings — school shootings in particular — how zonked-out the child shooter is on prescription drugs is not an issue. Understandably, school administrators, teachers, psychologists and doctors who are daily drugging millions of our kids, particularly our sons, into a grey, spiritless stupor do not want this practice questioned, or even examined very closely. Everyone knows prescription drugs are safe, right? Teachers will tell you how well a whiff of Ritalin works to settle raucous little boys. Psychologists assure us that doping up little Johnny will allow him to do his best. They are doctors, after all. Doctors know what is best for us, right? The idea that we are turning our kids into monsters with drug therapy will never be an easy sell. But an escalating body count, a flood of SSRI nightmare tales and a few courageous doctors have publicized the problem so effectively that even Congress can’t ignore it. A “black box” warning, the strongest the FDA requires, will now appear on Prozac for the increased risk of suicide. Unfortunately, it won’t warn us that some Prozac patients may attempt to slaughter the whole neighborhood before they blow themselves away. Correlation doesn’t prove causation. But at some point correlation should get our attention. Prozac and its spinoffs, Luvox, Paxil, Zoloft, Effexor, Celexa flutter like angels of death over every peak of a horrific geography of school violence. The violence has grown in lock step with the popularity of these “anti-depressant” drugs. The mind numbing itinerary of school murder includes Littleton, Colorado, El Cajon, California, Springfield, Oregon, Pearl, Mississippi, West Paducah, Kentucky, Jonseboro, Arkansas, Las Vegas, Nevada and most recently, Red Lake Reservation in Minnesota. Prozac or a derivative was at every stop. And the school death tour is a tiny fraction of the insane violence associated with SSRI’s. School incidents get more press because child murder is more shocking than adult violence. But the killings and suicides by people on these drugs are breathtakingly violent, appallingly gruesome, and utterly inexplicable except by a profound madness, either natural or drug induced. They include the famous, like Phil Hartman, Del Shannon, the Atlanta Day Trader, and Chris Farley, and the not so famous, but stunningly violent. Nick Mansies of New Jersey was on Paxil when he killed two little boys who were selling cookies door to door. An elderly man in Leyton, Utah killed his wife and daughter with an ax while on Prozac. Margaret Kastanis under the influence of Prozac killed her three children with a hammer before stabbing herself to death. A mother on Luvox in Utah murdered her sleeping teenage son with a sledge hammer before attempting suicide by drinking Drano. These weren’t people with a history of violence before taking SSRI’s. They were feeling a little blue. They were depressed, not murderous or suicidal. Murders like these are the very definition of madness. Drug companies have spent uncounted millions buying the silence of survivors in sealed settlements. With drug company help, prosecutors are sending people away for life who committed murder while on SSRI drugs. The FDA has been deceived or corrupted or both. Though clinical results show almost no benefit to depressed patients over that of placebos, still we see advertisements every day for the wonders of Prozac. Recent actions by the FDA and Congress to warn us about the dangers of these drugs don’t go nearly far enough. Britain’s Dr. David Healy and Dr. Ann Blake Tracy of Utah have been fighting for years to expose the dangers of SSRI drugs. I can’t say it better than Dr. Tracy has in a report on her website, “The widespread use of Prozac and its clones is not a statement of either their safety or their effectiveness. It is a statement CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 23 www.kwtn.com Pajama Game Wraps Up Key West Pops Season The Key West Pops concludes it’s Ninth Season with the Broadway musical The Pajama Game In Concert this Saturday, March 1 at 7:30 p.m. at the Tennessee Williams Theatre. Join The Key West Pops Orchestra under the musical direction of Pops Founder and Musical Director, Vincent Zito, as they present The Pajama Game which follows the successes this season of Holiday Cheer and Guys and Dolls In Concert which, according to enthusiastic audiences, set BILLY PISCOPO O’Boyle FROM previous page about the effectiveness of an infinite marketing budget and incredible advertising campaign! These drugs have very serious physical side effects, as well as dangerous psychiatric side effects.” When they were first discovered cocaine, LSD, PCP and amphetamines were all hailed as wonder drugs, safe and effective against many common ills. It took years to discover the truth for those drugs even without massive marketing efforts to the contrary. It’s past time for us to stop doping up our kids and take a hard look at the supposed benefits and real dangers of “anti-depressants.” The evidence at Dr. Tracy’s website is a good place to start, www. drugawareness.org. The reading there is not entertaining. It includes extensive lists of atrocities committed by people taking SSRI drugs. It is depressing, scary stuff that needs to be read by sane adults before more harm is done. Hal O’Boyle writes from the suburbs of San Jose, Costa Rica. He answers email at [email protected] You can buy his book at www.democracythepaintedwhore.com new artistic standards for the Pops. The concert will be stage directed by Cameron Murray and choreographed by New Yorker, Ra-Sean Holloway. Other cast members include local favorites Bruce Moore, Marjorie Paul-Shook, Laurie Breakwell, Maria ZitoKaufman, Linda Greenberg, Joaquin Romaguera, Jack Agnew, Maj Johnson, Stephanie Leone, Nancy 3 Hoffman, Scott Zimmerman, Mark Filosa, Randy Thompson and former Key Wester Eric Davis. Billy Piscopo who has performed with the famed Boston Pops makes his Key West Pops debut in the role of Sid Sorokin. Big Apple dancers Marco Puente and Dustienne Miller will also be welcomed to the Pops stage for the first time. Tickets are available online at www.keystix.com or by calling the Tennessee Williams Theatre box office at (305) 2957676. See what happens when labor and love meet at the Sleep-Tite Pajama Factory, on March 1, at 7:30pm at the Tennessee Williams Theatre. For Advertising, Call Darlene Want to put your advertising in the weekly newspaper that Key Westers read? Call Darlene at 305-923-3112 or send her an email at [email protected]. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 24 www.kwtn.com HEALTH Approaching Menopause Special to KWTN from The Florida Keys Medical Center Menopause is the point in a woman’s life when her periods end. It signals the end of the functioning of the ovaries and is strictly defined as twelve months without a menstrual period. This occurs at an average age of 51 years in America, however, there is great variability in this age of onset and in some cases, women may start to undergo changes in her late 30’s. Menopause is preceded by a period of years during which menses become irregular in the timing of onset and duration. Physicians call this Peri-Menopause. Generally the interval between periods increases after age 45. However, this pattern does not automatically signal the beginning of menopause since 20 percent of all women have irregular cycles. Several factors can affect the age of the onset of menopause. Smokers tend to enter menopause1.5 years earlier than nonsmokers, while those who drink larger quantities of alcohol may enter menopause later than average. Women who have had more children usually enter menopause later as well. Daughters frequently experience menopause at an age similar to that of their mothers. The diagnosis of menopause is established by history and confirmed by a blood test, which measures Follicle Stimulating Hormone (FSH). FSH is a hormone produced in the brain, which stimulates the ovaries to produce estrogen. It becomes elevated as the ovaries age and produce less estrogen. Symptoms that are suggestive of the transition into menopause include the following: Irregular menses with decreased flow and longer intervals between periods; hot flashes – a sudden onset of body heat followed by intense and bothersome perspiration, commonly at night; vaginal dryness; discomfort or pain during intercourse; more frequent urinary tract infections, and insomnia. During the transition into menopause some women will experience many of these symptoms, others will experience fewer, if any. Other more subtle effects are caused by a general decline in estrogen. Perhaps the most important is a change in cir- culating levels of cholesterol. As estrogen levels fall, total circulating cholesterol and the levels of harmful LDL increase. Additionally, the levels of protective HDL fall. This combination of changes increases the likelihood of cardiovascular disease, which could result in stroke or heart attack. The risk is even higher in individuals who smoke, are overweight, or diabetic. Additionally, decreasing estrogen levels contribute to the development of osteoporosis, or thinning fragile bones. Osteoporosis occurs as a result of deterioration in the bone structure that can lead to hip fractures or fractures of the lower spine, and the development of a “dowager’s hump”. Bone loss during menopause is especially severe in thin Caucasian women, those who smoke, consume coffee or alcohol, or those who are poorly nourished. Bone loss is also more pronounced in those who take certain medications such as steroids, or medications for thyroid disease. Contrary to popular belief, falling estrogen levels do not contribute to depression or other psychological disorders. Men and women have similar incidences of depression during the middle years, which can frequently be attributed to changes in life circumstances and declining physical condition. The theory that sexuality disappears after menopause is also a misconception. Women today live longer, healthier lives that they did years ago. The need for intimacy and companionship is lifelong and unrelated to estrogen levels. The limiting factor for older women is the availability of a partner and her own physical condition. It is important to remember that as long as the ovaries still have remaining function, pregnancy is still possible – the oldest naturally occurring pregnancy was reported in a woman at age 57. Therefore, it is wise to consider the use of contraception until the onset of menopause is clearly established. Preventive health screening should be initiated during this period and should consist of a complete history and physical at least every five years, beginning at age 40. Annual visits with a gynecologist should also be scheduled and include a breast and pelvic exam, Pap smear, and screening for sexually transmitted diseases, if appropriate. Dr. Sharon Ward will be discussing this topic further at the First Tuesday of the Month Doctor Talk at Lower Keys Medical Center on Tuesday, March 4th at 6pm in the hospital boardroom. There is no charge for this talk and there is a dinner for only $2.50 with your MedKey Card in the Hospital Café off the main lobby at 5pm before the talk. MedKey Cards will be available for free at 5pm in the main lobby. Please reserve your Dr. Talk seat(s) by calling 305-434-2803. For directions go to www.LKMC.com Sharon Ward, M.D. is a board certified specialist in Gynecology and Obstetrics with a private practice in Key West and also on-staff for her patients at Lower Keys Medical Center. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 25 www.kwtn.com BARNES LAW: Q&A Money and Banking by Michael R. Barnes What do I need to know that money and banking? Part I of a series I recently uncovered, on the Internet, several modifications to famous quotations. Supposedly, schoolchildren were given famous quotations and encouraged to change them to better fit the times in which we live. The quotation that pertains to this article is sometimes called the “Serenity Prayer.” You’re probably familiar with it. After it was modified, it came out, “Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money. Since the children seem to understand the importance of money, maybe we adults should spend little time thinking about it as well. Let’s quickly review the history of money. The times when money was not in use are long past. There are still isolated the countries where many things are directly exchanged, or “bartered,” but for the most part, we all have to deal with money. Historically, because of their intrinsic value, gold and silver were examples of the earliest kind of money. Both gold and silver, provide the basis for our monetary system today. As commerce grew more complex, it became inefficient to use the pieces of gold or silver for many transactions. Large amounts of a gold or silver were not useful for small purchases. Coins soon became standard. As you would expect, money was soon governed by law. Our Constitution at Article I Section 8 provides that the Congress has the right to “coin money” and “regulate the value thereof.” Our Supreme Court, in many decisions, has affirmed the exclusive right of Congress with regard to “legal tender.” The various states, which have the power to tax or borrow money are prohibited from issuing their own currency. The value of your dollar is determined by Congress as well as by the world market. Generally, the United States dollar, has been a stable currency, possibly, the most stable in the world. As you may know, the dollar continues to be accepted, in many countries, which have their own currency, because their citizens would rather have the American dollar than their own money. Because carrying currency and coins is sometimes inefficient, most people keep a checking account. When you have a checking account, you deposit money in your bank. The Bank is allowed to mingle that money with the money of other depositors. A check allows you to make the payments from your account, as you direct, by filling out your check. As long as you have “sufficient funds,” in the bank, the bank must honor your check. If you have “overdrawn” you’re account, the bank does not have to pay your check. The bank’s decision to honor your check may be based in part on your previous history as a depositor and what the bank may believe you will do in the future. In most cases, the bank will charge a fee to cover the cost of handling an insufficient check. It is important to remember that you can be prosecuted for writing a check when you know you do not have money in the bank to cover it. Sometimes, after you have paid for something by check, you may want to call the check back. For example, you may have bought merchandise which was defective. In such cases, if the check has not been presented for payment, you may be able to contact your bank and ask them to put a “stop payment” on your check. If the check has already been presented for payment, you won’t be able to stop the check. Similarly, if you have written a check at which has been lost by the person, to whom you paid by the check, you can also put a stop payment on that check. Normally the bank will charge a fee for a stop payment to instruction given by you. If the bank makes a mistake and pays a check, which you have properly ordered to be stopped, you will be able to collect the amount from the bank. You should check with your bank to understand what their procedures are with regard to handling your checks. Banks usually have several kinds of checking accounts. You may have single depositor account and only your name will be on the account. You will be the only one able to write checks on that account. Many times, for convenience, people elect to have a joint checking account. This is an account in the names of two persons, either of which may write checks on the account. A joint taking account is different from a checking account established by two or more people, for example partners in a business. This type of an account is usually in the name of the business entity. Business accounts could require the signatures of more than one person on a check. If you are involved in a joint or a business checking account, it is best to have similar goals and interests, as well as complete trust in the person who joins you in the account. If you miss this important consideration, you may spend more time with your lawyer than your banker! Next week: Different types of checks and accounts. Michael R. Barnes practices law in Key West, Florida. His comments are provided as a pro bono community service and are not offered as legal advice for a particular set of circumstances. If you are concerned that you may need a lawyer, you are encouraged to contact one and follow his or her advice for your individual situation. Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 26 www.kwtn.com the community MILITARIA WANTED Civil War, Spanish American, WW1 & 2, swords, medals, helmets, daggers, uniforms, old guns, flags, hats, rifles, any country. Cash, Collector. Contact John 296-9899. If your club or organization has something special happening, let us know: • [email protected] • PO box 567, Key West FL 33041 • Fax 305-292-1882 To help us help you, try to get the information to us by noon on Tuesday before Friday publication. OILY’S AUTO REPAIR MIKE YOUNG, CERTIFIED ASE TECHNICIAN 5669 5th AVE, STOCK ISLAND• 296-6656 AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY RELAY FOR LIFE EVENTS: LAUREATE DELTA RELAY TEAM SELLING CHANGE TICKETS--Prizes include baskets of wines and snacks. Tickets: $1 for one or $5 for six. Call 305-2947442. SCHOOL DISTRICT ADMIN. BUILDING RELAY TEAM HOSTING FLEA MARKET--Sat., March 1, 8am-1pm at Key West High School parking lot. Donations of “yard sale” goods accepted. Space is also being rented to vendors. More info: 849-0614. The School District Admin. Relay Team is also selling 50/50 chance drawing tickets now through Relay on May 3. They’re also sellign tickets for a “Romantic Night at Home or Out”--a basket filled with chocolates, assorted food items, and gift certificates for Outback and Blockbuster, Drawing on March 28. Tickets for either drawing are $1 each or 6 for $5. Info: 849-0614 RELAY FOR LIFE DREAM MAKERS OF HISTORIC KEY WEST INNS--Is collecting empty ink cartridges and old cell phones to raise funds for relay. Drop off points: Merlin Guest House 811 Simonton St., Keylime Inn 725 Truman Ave., Chelsea House 709 Truman Ave., Alury Court 1031 Eaton St., Budget Key West 1030 Eaton St. OLD ISLAND RESTORATION FOUNDATION SPONSORS DANCING IN THE GARDEN--Casual evening of music and meriment, Wed., March 5, 7-10pm under the stars at the Oldest House and Garden. Music by Skipper Krippitz. Cash bar. Event open to public to support effor to open the garden to the community. “Will Call” advance tickets on sale for $8 and $10 at the door. All tickets include one free drink. Purchase tickets in advance at the Oldest House. 305-294-9501 ART & BLUES FESTIVAL--Held at American Legion Post #28, 5610 College Rd., Sat., March 8 from noon-4pm. Open to the public. Come out to peruse and purchase art and food. Silent auction & great raffles. Chief Billy will entertain. Hosted by Women’s Auxiliary. Info: 305-294-7117. CAMP AND CAREERS ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR 6TH ANNUAL PROGRAM--The Educational Coalition for Monroe County along with the school district and FKCC presents the Cultural American Music Program (CAMP) and Careers 2008. Applications accepted from 7th-12th grade students. For non-music students: Culinary Arts/Hospitality Management and Film/Video Production. CAMP runs June 14-July 19 at Marathon High School. Transportation provided. JUNIOR CAMP open to 4th through 6th grade students. Program cost: $400. Scholarships available. Info and registration: 305-743-6215 or [email protected]. AARP FREE TAX COUNSELING AND FILING--for low or middle income taxpayers, Now through April 15. You need not be a member of AARP or a retiree, although priority will be given to those age 60 and older. Locations: Key West Harvey Gov’t Center Thursdays from 12-8pm, Big Pine Library Thursdays from 12:30-4pm, Marathon Senior Center Wednesdays from 1-4:30 pm, Marathon Library Mondays from 10am-12pm. No appointment necessary--first come, first served. Bring copy of last year’s tax return and all W-2 adn 1099 forms, social security numbers for dependents, photo I.D., and other pertinent information. CALL TO ARTISTS--8th Annual Schooner Wharf Air Art and Music Affair. Sat., March 1. Artists of all mediums are encouraged to apply. Space is limited. For info: schoonerwharf.com and click “Special Events.” For applications and questions, email swartaffair@ yahoo.com or call 305-304-2275. FRIENDS OF THE LIBRARY LECTURE SERIES-Mon. March 3, 6pm at Tropic Cinema, 416 Eaton St. Presentation by well-known author Leslie Linsey on her new book Key West: A Tropical Lifestyle. Admission is free but seating is limited. Tickets will be distributed beginning at 5pm. Early arrival is recommended. VIETNAM VETERANS TRAVELING WALL--Any organization that would like a power point brief and discussion on the project to bring the traveling Vietnam wall to Key West this Dec. 2008 should contact Mike Driscoll at 305-293-2861. SUDYE CAUTHEN TO SPEAK AT FKCC LIBRARY-The author of Southern Comforts: Rooted in a Florida Place and founder of the North Florida Center for Documentary Studies will speak on March 5 at 6pm in the Florida Keys Community College Library on College Road, Stock Island. Info: 305-296-9081 or visit www.fkcc.edu. METROPOLITAN COMMUNITY CHURCH OF KEY WEST, SPECIAL EVENTS-ONGOING MEETINGS: Free HIV testing every Tues. from 11am-2pm at Frantz Fellowship Hall. KISS A.A. meetings 6 evenings each week: Sun @ 5:30pm, Mon., Thurs., Fri., Sat. @ 8pm. COOKING WITH LOVE program serves 120 meals to inbound seniors every Sat., CONTINUED on next page Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 27 www.kwtn.com the community FROM previous page 10am-1pm. Contact church office for more info. 305-294-8912. www. mcckeywest.com KEY WEST SAIL CLUB, 5 RACE SERIES--Sat., March 8. Registration on race day at 9am. Captain’s meeting at 9:30. Race at 10:30. Entrance fee $20. More info: 305-923-6174 or [email protected] 3RD SEASON OF WALK ON WINN DIXIE--First Fri. of every month from 7-9pm at Winn Dixie Plaza in Big Pine. Art, music, appetizers, raffles, gifts, specials. Info: 305-745-8402x111. CRANE POINT SCIENCE SATURDAY CLASSES--every Sat.through Mar. 8. 9-11am for kids age 6-11. Members $10, nonmembers $15. More info: Elizabeth (305) 743-3900 or seascience@ bellsouth.net CHILDREN’S MEMORIAL TREE GARDEN--At Crane Point. Loved ones wishing to plant a tree in memory of a child of any age may contact Donna Farmer at 305-743-3297. KEYS CHORALE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE WHO LOVE TO SING--Register through Florida Keys Community College, either for credit or as Continuing Education. BIG BROTHERS/BIG SISTERS--Mentor a child by becoming a Big Brother or Big Sister. With a little spare time, you can make a big difference. Info: 305-294-9891 or [email protected] HOST FAMILIES NEEDED FOR EXCHANGE STUDENTS-Share your home and change the world. More info: 1-866-493-8872 or www.yfu-usa.org. FLORIDA KEYS DRAGON BOAT CLUB--meets every Sun. at 6pm. See www.floridakeysdragonboat.com Info: 305-304-5100. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT TROPIC CINEMA—All areas of operation. Flexible schedules, free passes, pop-corn, and t-shirts. Info: Lori Reid, 305-433-4183 or [email protected] CITIZENSHIP CLASSES-Literacy Volunteers offers free Citizenship classes for intermediate English as a Second Language students. Info: 294-4352. VOLUNTEERS NEEDED AT WILDLIFE CENTER--Key West Wildlife Center has reopened to accept injured animals. Volunteers and donations are needed. Questions and info: 305292-1008. WANT TO BE A LITERACY VOLUNTEER? More than 100 students waiting to be tutored. You do not have to speak another language to be a tutor. Info: Mary at 305-294-4352. GRANTS AVAILABLE TO WRITERS, MUSICIANS, ACTORS, ARTISTS--Contact the Florida Keys Council of the Arts, 305-295-4369. LOW COST SPAY/NEUTER CLINICS--The Florida Keys SPCA spay/neuter clinics are held at the FKSPCA Animal Shelter, 5230 College Road , Stock Island. Microchips for $5 and $10 rabies vaccinations are available for all pets. Appointments are required for rabies and for spay/neuter. Call 292-4600 to register. BOATING COURSES--The U.S. Coast Guard Auxiliary conducts boating courses throughout the year. Info: 1-888-470-5566 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED-AIDS HELP, INC. needs volunteers to help with transportation, office work, special events, etc. Call 296-6196. . Key West THE NEWSPAPER February 29, 2008 Page 28 www.kwtn.com