Deli Maven`s Cookbook
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Deli Maven`s Cookbook
Table of Contents Genesis What is a Deli? Deli Food is Comfort Food Is Deli Food bad for you? I’m a Deli Maven Exodus Where’s the Deli? My Quest for a Good Deli (Part One) My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Two) My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Three) How I Nearly Burned My House Down The Lack-of-Deli Problem Resolved True Tales of the Deli The Zaftig Waitress The Zhlub The Cashier Van Houten Deli Quotes Deli Jokes Meats Pastrami Store-bought Corned Beef Home-cured Corned Beef To-Die-For Corned Beef Corned Beef Pâté Pickled Tongue Roasted Tongue Brisket of Beef Roasted Turkey Smoked Meat Homemade Beef Salami Fish Belly Lox, Nova, and Gravlax Belly Lox Nova Gravlax Dijon Mustard Sauce Salmon Bacon Pastrami Lox Pickled Herring Pickled Herring – from Fresh Herring Pickled Herring – from Salt Herring Mort the Mench’s Grandma Gertrude’s Famous Creamed Pickled Herring Chopped Herring Chubs, Whitefish, and other Smoked Fish Whitefish Salad Gefilte Fish Fish Stock Deli Sandwiches Sandwiches by Name or Number Reuben and Rachel Soups Chicken Soup Old-fashioned Chicken Soup Fast-and-Easy Chicken Soup Matzo Balls (Knaidlach) Kreplach Quick & Easy Kreplach Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup Mushroom-Barley Soup Chicken Stock Beef Stock Borscht Navy Bean and Pastrami Soup Salads Potato Salad Potato Salad Dressing Macaroni Salad Cole Slaw Cole Slaw Dressing Egg Salad Perfect Hard-Cooked Eggs Chicken Salad Chinese Chicken Salad Chinese Chicken Salad Dressing Farmer’s Chop Suey Entrées and Specialties Deli Chicken-in-the-Pot Stuffed Bell Peppers Sweet and Sour Cabbage Rolls (Holishkes) Short Ribs Flanken Kasha Varnishkes Knishes Potato Knishes Chicken Liver Knish Filling Beef Knish Filling Cream Cheese Knish Filling Kishka (Stuffed Derma) Vegetarian Kishka Knocks or Franks and Beans Lox, Eggs, and Onions Salami and Eggs Matzo Brei Cheese Blintzes Potatoes Latkes (Potato Pancakes) French Fries Hash Brown Potatoes Pickles, Sauerkraut, and Condiments Dill Pickles Bread-and-Butter Pickles Sauerkraut Horseradish Prepared Horseradish Whipped-Cream Horseradish Mustard Dilly Deli Horseradish Mustard Thousand Island Dressing Russian Dressing Odds and Ends Chicken Liver Pâté Gravy Brown Gravy Poultry Gravy Egg Cream The Original Brooklyn Egg Cream Cream Cheese Hoop Cheese, Farmers’ Cheese, Queso Blanco, Paneer Neufchatel Cheese Spices, Etc. Save Money on Spices Seasoned Salt Seasoned Pepper Pickling Spice Seafood Seasoning Curry Powder A Pinch of Salt Kosher Salt Iodized Salt Morton Lite Salt Sea Salt Which type of Salt to use MSG (Monosodium Glutamate) The Many Uses of Citric Acid Bagels, Breads Bialys, and Beware of Fake Bagels! Fairfax Avenue Bagels Brooklyn Bialys Challah (Braided Egg Bread) Rye Bread New York Deli Rye Sandwich Rye Kaplan’s Jewish Rye Aunt Barb’s Easy Sandwich Rye Rye Sour Altus Cornstarch Glaze Pastries Tel Aviv Hilton Cheesecake Lindy’s New York Cheesecake Pound Cake Cookies Black and White Cookies Vanilla Fondant Chocolate Ganache Chinese Cookies Hamantashen Cookie Dough Hamantashen Yeast Dough Hamantashen Poppy Seed Filling Prune Filling Apricot Filling Mandelbrot Lemon Butter Cookies Rugelach Oatmeal Cookies Desserts Noodle Kugel (Lokshen Kugel) Challah Bread Pudding Bourbon Sauce Rice Pudding Applesauce Awesome Applesauce Dessert Whipped Cream Ingredients Special Ingredients Photo Credits Genesis What is a Deli? Once upon a time, many years ago, I worked behind the counter of the camera department at the May Company Wilshire department store in Los Angeles. Across the street from May Company, on the west side of Fairfax Avenue and one block north of Wilshire Boulevard, was a small mom-and-pop grocery. It was housed in a nondescript stuccoed building that was home to a few retail stores on the first floor and offered walk-up apartments on the second. The entire grocery occupied no more than a thousand square feet, probably less. Two adjoining refrigerated cases were in the rear of the store. One contained a variety of cheeses and smoked fish: whitefish; chubs; barbecued cod; baked salmon; sable; pickled herring; herring in sour cream; and, sometimes, sturgeon. The case also displayed stainless steel trays of cole slaw; potato, macaroni, and egg salads; olives; whipped cream cheese; and more. The other case was filled with a variety of deli meats: pastrami; corned beef; tongue, both smoked and pickled; roasted turkey; salamis and other sausages; a tray of chopped liver; and assorted knishes. Behind the display cases, on a heavy wooden butcher’s table, sat two electric slicers—one for meats, one for cheeses —and a steamer, in which the proprietor kept slabs of corned beef and pastrami warm and juicy. At least once a week (or whenever I could afford to do so) I’d walk to the grocery for lunch. I usually ordered a piled-high corned beef sandwich on wonderfully crunchy, crusty rye bread, onto which some horseradish mustard was schmeared without the need to ask for it. The sandwich was handed to me loosely wrapped in a piece of pink butcher paper. A whole dill pickle, fresh from the barrel, accompanied the sandwich, its garlicky juices more-orless retained by another scrap of butcher paper. As there were no tables or chairs in the grocery, the food had to be taken outside to eat somewhere else, or devoured while standing up in the store. Eventually, for his customers’ convenience, the owner placed two small Formica-topped tables with chrome-plated legs and four matching chairs with red vinyl seats across the aisle from the refrigerated cases. That small investment increased sales dramatically, for when customers didn’t have to juggle their meal they were far more likely to order a small container of potato salad or cole slaw to go with their sandwich, and perhaps a bottle of Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray soda with which to wash the food down. It was as rudimentary a deli as one can be, but the memories of the tastes and aromas still linger on, and my gastric juices start flowing whenever I think of the delicious sandwiches and garlicky pickles. Most early-day Jewish delis began just that way: by making impromptu sandwiches, then adding a few tables or booths, and, if and when business warranted it, hiring a counterman and waitress. Eventually, the sit-down business exceeded the take-out business, and the first deli-restaurants were born. An establishment doesn’t need seating arrangements to be a deli. However, a deli without display cases where one can pick and choose (“I’ll take that chub … no, not that one, the one in front of it.”) is not a deli. It may have deli-style food, it may have brash, sarcastic, older waitresses with flat feet and their hair up in buns, but it’s not a deli, it’s just a restaurant. Pickles alone do not a deli make. Nor do pastrami and seeded rye bread, even if imported from New York. Though a restaurant’s menu lists latkes, chopped liver, herring in sour cream, and pickled tongue, it’s still not enough. Sure, a deli has to have those things. Sure, a deli has to have attitude. But, more than that, a deli has to have heart. The word delicatessen (fondly shortened to the familiar deli) is generally considered to be Germanic in origin, a combination of the words delikates (meaning delicious) and essen (meaning to eat); though some argue that the word is derived from the French w o r d delicatesse, also meaning delicious things to eat. Jewish delicatessens, as we know them today, are 100% American. They were born in New York in the late 1800s, evolving almost-by-accident from meat markets and grocery stores started by immigrants from Russia, Romania, Poland, and other East European countries. Each reflected the native cuisines of the proprietors and their neighborhood customers, with family recipes handed down through generations and across oceans. Accordingly, some delis were more Russian in influence; others more Romanian, or Polish. And, each kept kosher, as the owners and customers, for the most part Orthodox Jews, would have it no other way. The early delis were located on the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where the Jewish population was centered. As the population spread to other areas, delis cropped up in Brooklyn, The Bronx, and other New York boroughs. Because a kosher establishment selling meats could not sell cheeses and other dairy products, appetizing stores were created to provide lox, herring, smoked fish, blintzes, cheeses, sour cream, and other dairy and pareve products favored by the Jewish population. Basically, the term appetizing refers to the type of food one customarily eats with bagels. Joel Russ, an immigrant from Eastern Europe, started out with a pushcart in 1914. Russ and Daughters appetizing store, on Houston Street in Manhattan, is now run by the fourth generation of the Russ family. Specialty companies sprang up to provide a wide variety of foodstuffs. Yonah Schimmel Knishery, founded by a rabbi from Romania, has been making knishes in the Lower East Side since 1910. Izzy Guss arrived in the United States in 1910. He soon had his own pickle business, founding a company that’s still in business today. And there were others. Delis outsourced breads, bagels, and bialys to Jewish-owned bakeries. Often, they were conveniently located immediately next door—a true symbiosis. Some bakeries specialized in cheesecakes. Other purveyors smoked pastrami, pickled corned beef, or cured salmon into lox. It was not long before delis developed a sizeable non-Jewish clientele. Eventually, menus were changed to accommodate the newlyfound customers—after all, business is business. Meat sandwiches were served with slices of cheese; a good example is the Reuben sandwich. BLTs were added to the menu, as were ham sandwiches. Bacon and eggs were served for breakfast. Clam chowder became Friday’s soup of the day. A few Jewish delis are still kosher, but most today are what is known as kosher style. That unlikely and inaccurate designation—actually, an oxymoron—means they make no pretense of maintaining kashrut. During the 20th century, delis proliferated in Miami, Chicago, Los Angeles, and other locales that had a Jewish population large enough to support them. Outside of New York, appetizing stores never took hold, for by the time delis were being opened elsewhere, appetizing products had been fully integrated with the other deli fare. At one time there were at least thirty appetizing stores in New York City. Today there are few remaining, the most notable being Russ & Daughters. A typical Jewish delicatessen today is a place where a variety of ready-to-eat foods and a few basic staples are sold— not quite a fast-food restaurant, far from being a full-fledged grocery store. In addition to Jewish delicatessens there are Italian and German delicatessens and even Greek and Russian and Thai and Vietnamese delis, each with foods of interest to that particular ethnic group. Today, most every supermarket has what it brashly pretends to be a delicatessen section, with non-deli-like food as varied as barbecued pork ribs, prime rib of beef, shrimp salad, and sushi. Jewish deli food has always consisted, for the most part, of traditional foods that were popular among Ashkenazic Jews, such as pastrami, knishes, cheese blintzes, and matzo ball soup. Simply stated, deli food is East European Jewish home cooking. Today, there is a nod to modernity, with menu items such as Chinese chicken salad, hamburgers, french fries, and even Philly cheesesteak sandwiches. Some delis now feature a few Israeli favorites, such as falafel and hummus—which are totally foreign to the East European Jewish palate. A Jewish delicatessen is an explosion of sensory stimulation, nothing less. All five senses are totally involved. Start with the sense of smell. From the moment you step inside the doors of a deli your olfactory nerves are assaulted with a unique steamy, heady aroma that begins with the freshness of dill weed, the pungency of garlic, and the sourness of pickling vinegar; pastrami, brisket, and corned beef steaming behind the counter; a variety of foods cooking on the grill; breads and cakes baking in the ovens, somewhere out of sight; soups simmering; perhaps turkeys roasting; coffee brewing. And much, much more. Next comes the cacophony of a deli, exciting the sense of hearing: Dishes rattling, countermen yelling to (or at) each other, wisecracking waitresses bantering with their customers. Conversations held at high volume, so they can be heard above the rest of the noise. A dozen different tongues— English, Yiddish, Hebrew, German, French, Russian, and a myriad of Eastern European languages. Oh, yes, Spanish is also spoken extensively in delis, mostly by the kitchen help. A deli is a place to schmooze and kibitz—with the owner, your dining companion, the customers at the next table. Many lifelong friendships have started over an impromptu deli conversation. The sense of sight begins with the deli cases, filled with bountiful displays of meats, smoked fish, salads, and cheeses. There may be a cooler with assorted kosher soft drinks, such as Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda and Cel-Ray Soda (formerly called Cel-Ray Tonic). Watch the waitresses bringing out armloads of plates filled with the most delectable food that man can create and money can buy. Observe the array of diners, from geriatrics sharing an overstuffed sandwich to toddlers playing with a pile of french fries. The sense of touch isn’t forgotten, either. Are the vinyl-covered seats in the booths slick or rough? Is the rye bread soft on the inside, with crusts so hard and sharp they cut the inside of your mouth? Is the kneidlach rubbery, or does it break apart easily on your tongue? Does the pastrami have enough fat to give it good mouth feel? Finally, the sense of taste. No food, anywhere, can compare with deli food. It runs the gamut from sweet to savory, from salty to sour, from pungent to bland. There’s a gansa megillah of flavors, often on the same plate: Lox and cream cheese. A pastrami or turkey sandwich with a schmear of chopped chicken liver. Sweet and sour cabbage soup. Dill pickles, pickled green tomatoes, and sauerkraut, brought to the table even before you’ve had a chance to peruse the menu. Cheesecake, perhaps topped with pineapple, strawberries, or blueberries. Unless a restaurant excites the whole spectrum of senses, it cannot be a deli. BRENT’S DELI, NORTHRIDGE CA Deli Food is Comfort Food Food, like a loving touch or a glimpse of divine power, has that ability to comfort. … Norman Kolpas, author Princeton University’s online dictionary describes comfort food as “food that is simply prepared and gives a sense of wellbeing; typically food with a high sugar or carbohydrate content that is associated with childhood or home cooking.” But comfort food is much more than that. Comfort food is food that provides a sense of contentment. Comfort food makes us feel better when we’re not up to par. Indeed, many comfort foods are the same foods our mothers fed us—not only when we were well, but especially when we were sick. Comfort food is an edible security blanket. There’s an emotional, nostalgic, or sentimental element to comfort food. It’s the type of food that was prepared by one’s mother, aunt, or grandmother. Holiday meals, such as served on Rosh Hashanah and at the Passover Seder, evoke memories of family and friends. The familiarity of the sights, smells, and flavors of comfort food evokes a strong sense of déjà vu and helps us recall our childhood, presumably a more innocent, carefree time in our lives. Comfort food warms us on cold, damp winter days. It is simple, solid, filling food, replete with familiar tastes and textures. Comfort food is often in the form of a casserole, a one-dish meal that combines meat or other protein with vegetables and starch. Many comfort foods are comprised primarily of carbohydrates, which some say induce an opiate-like effect in the brain and which may account for their soothing nature. Comfort food is frequently soft and/or requires little in the way of effort to eat —there’s minimal cutting and chewing. Comfort food is food prepared in a traditional, ethnically-related style. What’s comfort food to an Italian is quite different from comfort food to a German, Mexican, Russian, or Jew. Comfort food is connected to and helps us recall specific personal events; a hot dog brings back memories of a baseball game, a seafood cocktail recollects a trip to San Francisco’s Fisherman’s Wharf. Comfort food is somewhat different for men than it is for women. Women tend to find more comfort in snacks and sweets than men, who prefer hearty, savory dishes. Deli food is the epitome of comfort food. It makes us feel good about ourselves. It makes us feel at home. Is Deli Food bad for you? Anyone who says deli is bad for you: I pity the fool. That's a bunch of junk. … Mel Brooks It was at a convention of food writers held in New York, back in 1995. Max Federman (of Russ & Daughters appetizing store) and Abe Lebewohl (owner of the famed 2nd Avenue Deli) were scheduled speakers. Federman gave a well-prepared— some say a bit too lengthy—speech extolling the virtues of a diet based on his company’s appetizing products. “Fish,” he concluded unequivocally, “are good for you.” Lebewohl appeared to be totally unprepared for his duties on the dais. He stood before the audience for a full minute, as if trying to think of something to say, then shrugged his shoulders and addressed the crowd. “What am I gonna tell you? My food will kill you.” Deli food has long had an undeserved reputation for being unhealthful. Perhaps people believe that anything so delicious, filling, and satisfying must be bad for you—or, at least, sinful. On the other hand, chicken soup—also known as Jewish penicillin—has long been praised for its beneficial effects. No less an authority than Maimonides (a 12th century rabbi and physician to the Sultan of Egypt) expounded on the medicinal properties of chicken soup in his writings, most notably in his book, “On the Causes of Symptoms.” “Chicken soup is good for you, but bad for the chicken,” Maimonides supposedly quipped. So much for 900year-old humor. No matter. Maimonides’ evaluation of chicken soup has been seconded by Jewish grandmothers worldwide. And it’s true. Both anecdotal evidence and clinical trials have proven that chicken soup relieves the symptoms of the common cold, as well as many other ailments. Most everyone agrees that chicken soup is alleviative and restorative; good for both body and soul. What makes it so effective? Is it the electrolytes? The schmaltz? The hot steam emanating from the bowl? Or just the great taste? Who knows, who cares. It works, and that’s all that matters. Chicken-in-the-pot, another deli staple, is even more nourishing. One gets not only the beneficial broth and a matzo ball or two, but also the chicken meat itself, both light and dark, surrounded by succulent root vegetables and perhaps a small kreplach. That’s a high-protein, low carbohydrate meal. But, what about the rest of deli food? Is it salutary or injurious? Some criticism of delicatessen food stems from the nitrates and nitrites used to cure and preserve deli meats. You can’t make pastrami, corned beef, or pickled tongue without them. Nitrates and nitrites are naturallyoccurring inorganic ions. There’s no dearth of nitrates in our diet. Cauliflower, spinach, broccoli, collard greens, and a number of other vegetables have a high nitrate content. And we can get nitrates from our drinking water. Often, shallow wells and public water systems using surface water have a high concentration of nitrates and nitrites due to the extensive use of nitrogen fertilizers. Most nitrates are metabolized and excreted without producing any harmful effects. There are occasional physiological effects of exposure to them, primarily the result of contaminated water or nitrate/nitrite based medicines. Ingestion of food containing small amounts of nitrates and nitrites—such as in deli meats—is rarely a problem. In fact, a certain amount of nitrates in the diet may even enhance defenses against gastrointestinal pathogens. Now, let’s take a brief look at a few other popular deli foods. One of my favorite deli lunches is Farmer’s chop suey: Raw veggies, a small boiled red potato, and a healthy dollop of sour cream. Undoubtedly, this is one of the most wholesome meals one can have. Sweet and sour cabbage (holishkes): Ground beef, rice, and cabbage leaves, in a savory tomato sauce. Delicious and nutritious. Brisket of beef dinner: Lean, juicy roast brisket of beef, a couple of potato latkes, and a side of applesauce. The essence of goodness and delectability. Roast turkey sandwich: Lean roasted turkey, piled high on a freshly-baked Kaiser roll, with a slice of beefsteak tomato, a leaf of lettuce, and a schmear of Thousand Island dressing. Low-fat, high protein. Lox and cream cheese on a bagel: Salmon is filled with polyunsaturated Omega-3 fatty acids, so good for you! Omega-3 fatty acids are found in cabbage, also, so have a side of cole slaw to boost your intake. Peruse the table of contents of this cookbook (or any deli menu) and you’ll be hard pressed to find an item that is not made from nutritious, healthful ingredients. What can make deli food detrimental is eating too much of it—and delis often serve huge portions, such as on their overstuffed sandwiches. But, that’s a matter of self-control. If you’re a glutton, it really doesn’t matter what you eat; it’s all bad for you! I’m a Deli Maven The somewhat derogatory term Gastronomic Jew is occasionally appended to a person of Jewish lineage who seldom, if ever, attends synagogue, perhaps not even on the High Holidays; a person who doesn’t keep kosher or observe any of the Jewish dietary laws; a person who may be agnostic, or even atheist; yet that person delights in the cuisine we call Jewish Delicatessen and maintains a semblance of Jewish identity by regularly eating lox and bagels, slurping matzo ball soup, ingesting pastrami sandwiches, and downing noodle kugel. Yes, Judaism is sometimes a menu item. My own fondness for delis and deli food is as much a matter of nostalgia as it is from eating habits—that is, years of dining in delis on a regular basis. Just stepping inside a good Jewish deli and inhaling the heady aroma takes me back in time to my youth. I cannot speak with authority for New York delicatessens. I’ve never lived in the Big Apple, but have visited there and eaten in several of the tourist-oriented delis. And, I’ve dined in delis in Florida, Ohio, Illinois, Oregon, Arizona, London, and other venues. I grew up in Southern California, and delis were an important part of my life —especially from the late teens on. Accordingly, most of my deli experiences have been in the Greater Los Angeles area. The Jewish population in Los Angeles was originally concentrated in Boyle Heights, a neighborhood east of downtown Los Angeles. In the 1920s, Jews started migrating west to an area of the city centered on Fairfax Avenue, primarily between Santa Monica and Pico boulevards—an area that would become known as the Fairfax District (and sometimes jokingly referred to as Kosher Canyon or the Bagel District). The exodus from Boyle Heights continued throughout the thirties and forties. The Fairfax District became the center of Jewish activity in Los Angeles until the late 1950s, when the next generation of Jews once again began relocating—this time to the San Fernando Valley and other suburbs in the Los Angeles Basin. Whenever enough Jews were concentrated in one area, a deli opened up to feed them. I tell you this brief history because it relates directly to the tale of my first piece of cheesecake—one of my earliest childhood memories, which I still remember in great detail. It was about the same time that Elimelich Solomon moved his Hebrew and English Book Store from Boyle Heights to Fairfax Avenue, and a full ten years before Canter’s delicatessen made its move westward from Boyle Heights to a location a few doors away from Solomon’s. I was a small child living in a Craftsman-style bungalow at 711 North Cahuenga Boulevard in Hollywood. My parents didn’t own the house, nor even occupy it entirely. Rather, we all lived in one room rented from the owner, Mrs. Cullen—a rather irascible old woman, who obviously resented the necessity of having to let part of her home to strangers; such were the times during the Great Depression. One day I accompanied my parents on what seemed to me to be a long drive out in the country. There were many open fields, where crops of some sort were growing or cows grazing. We passed by Gilmore Stadium, where midget car races, football games, and other sporting events were held. CBS Television City occupies the site today. Next to Gilmore Stadium was Pan Pacific Auditorium, a landmark structure built in the Streamline Moderne style, the short-lived successor to Art Deco. The building opened in May of 1935, closed in 1972, and burned down in a spectacular fire on May 24, 1989. Today the property is the location of PanPacific Park. What was to become the worldfamous Farmers Market was located a few blocks away. That phenomenon started rather casually in May 1934, when farmers pulled their trucks onto a vacant patch of land owned by Arthur Gilmore at Third and Fairfax and displayed their produce on the tailgates of their vehicles. We turned north on Fairfax, and soon the car was parked. I remained in the back seat while my mother and father went inside a storefront bakery. They came out a short while later and handed me a small piece of cheesecake, about two inches square and an inch or two thick. I can still taste that delicious cheesecake today, just by thinking about it! It’s the standard by which I judge all other cheesecakes. It wasn’t overly sweet. It was, in fact, slightly tart, and had a tang of citrus. Most remarkable, though, was the texture. Unlike the smooth, sticky, heavy cheesecakes of today, it had a unique crumbly texture and exquisite mouth feel. That’s because cheesecakes were originally made with curd cheeses, such as hoop, pot, and, especially, cottage cheese. That type of cheesecake was sold in Fairfax Avenue bakeries until the early seventies, but has been replaced in delis and restaurants with a heavier, stickier, extremely smooth version made entirely with cream cheese. Although cream cheese has been manufactured since 1872, it was a long time before it became the cheese of choice in most cheesecakes. One more thing. Originally, cheesecakes were not circular in shape —they were rectangular, baked in large pans measuring about eighteen by twenty-four inches. Customers told the bakery clerk how much cheesecake they wanted to buy, and it was then cut to size and weighed to determine the price. As I matured, my love affair with Jewish delis continued to grow. Whenever I found myself in an unfamiliar part of town at lunch or dinnertime, I knew if I located a deli I would have a good, substantial meal within my budget. I am not guilty of contributing to the proliferation of McDonalds, Taco Bell, Burger King, Jack-in-the-Box and other fast food joints. Rather, I lunched at a deli most every day, for in Los Angeles and the San Fernando Valley where I lived and worked there was a deli in every neighborhood. Brent’s, one of the best, was a block and a half from my office, well within walking distance. For me, Sunday mornings meant deli mornings. The Men’s Club at my Temple often met at a deli on Sunday mornings, both for nutrition and camaraderie. Eventually, Sunday morning deli became a tradition in my family. Every week, my wife and I and as many of the eight hers-mine-and-ours children as we could round up had brunch together at a deli—usually Noshorama, which was near our home in Woodland Hills. Occasionally we would make the trek over the hill to Nate’n Al Deli Restaurant in Beverly Hills. There was always a long line for a table on Sunday morning, and it was so crowded inside the deli we often had to stand outside on the sidewalk until our name was called. But the food was worth the wait. Movie and television stars frequented Nate’n Al, and sometimes we would see Milton Berle, Jesse White, Leonard Nimoy, Phil Silvers, or others. International House of Pancakes or Denny’s? Fuhgeddaboudit! As I’ve pointed out, my deli experiences are based on the delis in Southern California, and I firmly believe Los Angeles has the best delis in the world. There’s always much affection and nostalgia associated with places of origin, and that’s particularly true with delicatessen food. New York rye bread. New York bagels. New York knishes. New York bialys. New York pastrami. New York dill pickles. And so on. To people living in and hailing from New York, New York deli foods are always the best. But are they, really? Langer’s, in Los Angeles, is generally said to have even better pastrami than Katz’s in New York. Art’s Deli in the San Fernando Valley is known for its superb corned beef. Bea’s Bakery in Tarzana is famous for rye bread and pastries. I could go on and on, but I think I’ve already made my point. To me, Los Angeles is the best deli city in the entire world. Exodus Where’s the Deli? In early 2006, shortly after my wife JJ and I sold our Las Vegas business, we took a much-needed vacation in the form of a leisurely road trip up the Pacific Coast. When we reached Gig Harbor, Washington, both of us fell in love with the area. Almost immediately we decided to leave Las Vegas, where we’d lived for nearly thirty years, and relocate to Gig Harbor. Gig Harbor is a quaint little town on a peninsula abutting Puget Sound, across the Narrows Bridge from the city of Tacoma. Gig Harbor reminded us of the fictional town of Cabot Cove, Maine as depicted in the TV series, Murder She Wrote. (Actually, the outdoor shots in that series were filmed in the Northern California town of Mendocino.) A real estate agent soon located a wonderful new house for us, up a small hill just a couple of blocks from the water, amid a forest of pine and other trees, with a magnificent view of Puget Sound. From our bedroom and living room windows we could watch ferry boats traversing regularly between Point Defiance and Vashon Island, and see pleasure craft idly cruising by or anchored, fishing, near Point Defiance. It was idyllic! We did our homework and checked out the area thoroughly before buying. Despite the small-town atmosphere, most everything one could need or want was within a mile or so of our new home: three supermarkets, a hardware store, restaurants and fast food joints, drug stores, barber and beauty shops, and doctors of most every specialty. Most important, there was an established synagogue less than twenty minutes away, just across the Narrows Bridge in Tacoma. The only thing we forgot to inquire about was the proximity to a Jewish deli. Big mistake. After we moved, whenever we asked, “Where’s a good deli?” everyone laughed and shook their heads. And so, my search for a good deli began. I was a Jew wandering in the wilderness. My Quest for a Good Deli (Part One) There aren't any Jewish delicatessens in Gig Harbor, Washington. Nor are there any delis across the Narrows Bridge in Tacoma. According to the Jewish Federation of Greater Seattle, more than 40,000 Jews live in the city, so I thought I should be able to find at least one good deli there. I recalled eating in a near-downtown Seattle deli many years previously, while on a vacation trip. I checked online, and, sure enough, I ran across the website of a deli that showed promise. Their menu looked great. Customer comments on their website heaped praise on the establishment, and there were links to several laudatory restaurant reviews. Better still, the deli was fairly close to the Bellevue Mall. I knew my wife JJ wouldn’t want to take the forty-sevenmile-each-way, one-hour drive just to get a couple of pastramis on rye. But, if I put the trip in the context of browsing Macy’s, Nordstrom’s, Chico’s, and some of her other favorites, all in one large and beautiful shopping palace— well, that was a different matter altogether. How could she say no? I couldn’t care less how much she might spend at the mall, as long as we went to the deli afterwards. All I was interested in was a good deli sandwich. It had been a long, long time. After JJ finished shopping, we were ready for a late lunch or early dinner. I drove a few miles to the newly-found deli, which was located in a somewhat run-down shopping mall. The place was fancy-schmantzy— expensively decorated in what might be called nouveau-art deco, with lots of lemon yellow and bilious green on the tables and booths. A plethora of huge modern-art paintings hung on the walls. To my amazement, there was even a full bar, if you can believe that. I’d never seen a large bar positioned smack- dab in the middle of a deli restaurant before, the central point of attention, though I suppose there might be a few others somewhere. After all, it’s a big country. The kitchen, from what little I could see of it, seemed as if it had been put in as an afterthought; it was tucked behind a small door near the bar. I much prefer delis where I can watch my sandwich being built by the counterman, even if the majority of cooking is done out of sight in a back room. There was a small, unattended deli case near the front of the restaurant, adjacent to the hostess and cashier. It seemed perfunctory, almost more of a decorative item than a place to store cold cuts. I checked out its contents. The noodle kugel looked as if had been there for weeks. I decided not to take a chance on the smoked whitefish, which was wrinkled and slimy. Sadly, the restaurant was completely devoid of typical deli aromas. There weren't many customers seated at the time we arrived, around 4:00 pm. Our waiter was a pleasant enough gay goy guy with the Jewish name of David, the same as my name. He apparently knew nothing whatsoever about delicatessen food. I asked pointed questions about the kishka, as several times I'd been served only the smooshy part of the kishka, not the derma part. That's like ordering a roast turkey dinner and being served stuffing, but no turkey. A few years ago there was a valid reason for the lack of kishka completeness. The U.S. Department of Agriculture had banned the sale of small beef intestines because it was thought they might have been a source of Mad Cow disease. But that problem has apparently been resolved and beef casings are again legal, so there’s no longer an excuse for not making kishka by the time-honored method. The waiter assured me there was, indeed, derma around the stuffing. He was wrong. There wasn't. Aarrgh! I sent the order back. Our iced teas came out as tasteless, lukewarm colored water with just a couple of mostly melted ice cubes. I asked for more ice. My wife had requested extra lemon but didn't get it, and we repeated our request for that, also. So much for good service. I ordered a chopped chicken liver sandwich. The liver was tasty enough, but I'll bet a dollar to a doughnut it was beef liver, not chicken liver. For all I know, it could have even been pork liver. The rye bread wasn't as good as you can get in any supermarket—it was too dense and heavy, and served chilled, as if the bread had been stored in a refrigerator until it was time to schmear on the liver spread. Apparently, the deli didn’t make many sandwiches on rye. I was beginning to believe the joint specialized in sandwiches made on white bread, and recalled Milton Berle’s famous line, “Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies.” The promised pickles never arrived, though I could see bowls of them sitting on other tables, even tables that were unoccupied. Duvud had forgotten to bring them. Or, maybe he was getting even with us because of the kishka and iced tea complaints. A small paper cup accompanying my sandwich held about three tablespoons of potato salad. Thank goodness the container was small, as the potato salad was gross. Cubed potatoes, undercooked and chewy, with a thin coating of a tasteless mayonnaise-based dressing. I assumed the paper cups had been filled for the lunch hour trade and they’d been sitting somewhere without refrigeration ever since, as the potato salad was dried out and at room temperature—a veritable Petri dish of breeding bacteria. Aarrgh again! My wife ordered a knockwurst and beans platter. The obviously from-a-can beans appeared to have been reheated repeatedly for several days before being plopped onto her plate, as they were thick and sticky. The supposed knocks were not the customary shape (short and fat). Rather, they were the size and shape of frankfurters (long and thin). Thinking that someone in the kitchen had made a mistake, my wife politely asked Duvud if they were frankfurters or knockwurst. When he replied, “Both,” JJ knew that questioning the waiter further would be futile. The knockwurstfurters had been served cool to the touch, so she had to send them back to the kitchen for heating. Aarrgh the third time! JJ's daughter Jan was with us. She’d ordered a Reuben. Jan said it was okay, but to me it looked far too greasy and soggy. The bill for the three of us came to a pricey $50.93. And that didn't include the tip. There was, however, great music in the background. Mostly swing sounds and vocals from the forties through the sixties. In retrospect, perhaps I should have been suspicious of the information on the website. One of the glowing reviews talked about matzo brie, not matzo brei. Do you remember your elementary school teacher repeating the mantra, “I before E, except after C, except for the exceptions?” Brei, as in matzo brei, is one of those exceptions. As everyone knows (or so I thought) Brie is a soft cheese made from cow’s milk, named after the French province where it originated. (Actually, Brie might go pretty well with matzos. I’ll have to try it next Passover.) Also, kippered salmon was described on the website, incorrectly, as baked salmon. There is a difference. Kippered salmon is smoked, baked salmon is not. I concluded that the highly complimentary customer comments were probably created by the restaurant’s ad agency or the owner’s wife, not by satisfied diners. After I returned home, further checking on the Internet provided an abundance of putrid reviews of the deli, from the time it first opened to the present. I shoulda known. I shoulda done my due diligence. But I was too anxious to have a deli meal. Surely, somewhere in the state of Washington, there must be at least one decent Jewish deli, I thought. But the place in Bellevue definitely wasn’t it. I would have to continue my odyssey. My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Two) Except for ersatz bagel shops, I could find only two possible Jewish delicatessens left in the entire state of Washington for me to sample. One of them was located a short distance north of downtown Seattle, across the Lake Washington ship canal, amid many cosmopolitan ethnic restaurants, microbreweries and bistros, in the leftleaning Seattle neighborhood of Fremont. And so late one Sunday morning my wife and I climbed in our car and made the 48-mile-each-way trek from our home in Gig Harbor to try Roxy’s Diner. The eclectic, artsy, funky urban village called Fremont is an icon of counterculture, complete with a seven- ton, sixteen-foot bronze statue of Vladimir Lenin—the largest statue of Lenin in the United States. And, lurking beneath the Aurora Avenue bridge, an eighteen-foot-high concrete troll with a hubcap for an eye crushes a Volkswagen Beetle in its left hand. The sign at the drawbridge leading into town proclaims Fremont to be the “Center of The Universe” and urges visitors to “Throw your watch away!” The locals pretentiously proclaim the skyscrapers of nearby downtown Seattle to be their own personal suburb. Fremont’s well-known motto is “Delibertas Quirkas”—Free to be Peculiar. That might help account for the town’s annual solstice parade, which is known for its many nude bicyclists. I was a little concerned because, according to the map, the deli was approximately equidistant from Seattle’s Gas Works Park and Shilshole Avenue. (In Hebrew, the word shilshole means diarrhea.) Several large junkyard-style dogs were tied down in front of the restaurant. A street musician, accompanied by but not playing a wind instrument of some sort, sat outside on one of the benches intended for diners awaiting a table. Perhaps he was taking a break. The glass entry door had numerous cracks, but, miraculously, the sharp shards had not yet started sliding out. The sole encouraging sign was a completely full dining area—unlike the deli I’d visited in Bellevue, which was nearly empty when I was there. A busy restaurant usually portends a good meal. It was a warm, beautiful Pacific Northwest day, and the fifteen-minute wait for a table passed quickly. Once we were inside and seated, I immediately felt as if I’d been teleported back to the mid nineteen-sixties. A mural with stylized orange umbrellas and purple palm trees (I think that’s what they were supposed to be) filled one wall. To me, the decorations seemed more suited to a Parisian brothel than a Jewish deli. Okay. I’ve never been to a Parisian brothel, so I really don’t know what one looks like, but I can use my imagination. A large cowboy painting, replete with a motley herd of cattle, dominated another wall. Obviously, the decor consisted of remains left behind by one or more former tenants. The well-worn tables had heavy black cast-iron bases and Formica tops in assorted bright colors. There was a counter with limited seating. Everything oozed the feeling of old, clutter, and, with the possible exception of the tableware, not very clean. One restaurant reviewer had described the place as “a spectacular collision of typical New York diner and hippie Fremont weirdness.” So much for ambience. The noise level was deafening, all from conversations, none from Muzak. There was nary a deli aroma. As in the other Washington deli I’d visited, the food preparation area was out of sight— which, in this instance, may have been fortunate. No children were in the restaurant, which we thought strange for an early Sunday afternoon. Most of the diners appeared to be twenty- or thirtysomething, and were clothed and coifed as if they were reincarnates from San Francisco’s 1965 Haight-Ashbury district. The waitresses—some with prominent tattoos—were young and attractive, but much too thin and poorly endowed to qualify them for a job at Hooters. There was a tiny bar inside the deli, in a location where one would normally expect to see a deli case filled with meats, fishes, and cheeses. On top of one corner of the counter sat a framed photograph of a man who resembled the cartoon character depicted on the deli’s menu. “Is that a photo of the owner?” I queried our waitress. “No, it’s just a picture we found in a thrift shop,” was her glib answer. Somehow, I didn’t believe her. She’d obviously been asked the question many times before. I noted that the menu listed smoked whitefish. But, no chubs. “Do you have any chubs?” I asked. “My wife loves chubs.” “I don’t know what they are,” the waitress admitted, matter-of-factly. So much for that. The menu had a full array of the expected deli sandwiches, sides, soups, and entrees. Plus more. A whole lot more. A Reuben wrap—described as pastrami, sauerkraut, and Swiss cheese, rolled inside a spring roll wrapper, fried crispy, and served with Russian dressing. Muffuletta sandwiches. Fried pierogies. Calamari. Huevos rancheros. And, a number of other foods that definitely did not belong in a traditional Jewish deli. Instead of Splenda in the familiar yellow packets, the waitress brought a chrome-topped glass sugar dispenser filled with white powder. I wasn’t sure if it was a bulk version of the artificial sweetener or something else, and wondered whether I was expected to put the powder in my coffee or inhale it. I settled on the smoked whitefish, which was offered either as a plate or a sandwich. I asked for the plate, but was brought the sandwich: A toasted bagel, with a modest amount of cream cheese, tomato slices, a large pile of thinlysliced onions that appeared to have been sitting in water to keep them from drying out, and an extremely generous helping of capers. Oh, yes. There was some white fish, mostly hidden by the capers. However, I’m not sure it was whitefish. From the texture and taste, I suspected it might have been Chicken-of-the-Sea albacore, straight from the can. But it was fish, and it was white. Was it a real deli? No. Despite a menu filled with supposed deli foods, a deli it was not. I had only one more deli to try out in the entire state of Washington. My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Three) Pike Place Market is a nine-acre, 100-year-old farmers-market-style operation near the Seattle waterfront. It’s an extremely popular tourist attraction filled with handicrafts, floral arrangements, and souvenirs. It’s also a place where locals shop for the highest quality and widest variety of fresh seafood, meats, produce, and hard-tofind comestibles. Jon Jacobs has done an amazing job in a minuscule 105-square-foot stall near the main entrance to Pike Place market. H i s I Love New York Deli (which opened in November of 2007) is squeezed in between a booth that sells Lebanese-style whipped garlic and one that fries miniature donuts while you wait; and, he’s within earshot of the famous Pike Place Fish Market, where fishmongers toss huge freshly-caught salmon back and forth to entertain customers. Jon grew up in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn but has lived in the Pacific Northwest since 1977. He’d long agonized over the lack of deli food in Seattle. For twelve long years Jon dreamed of owning a New York-style Jewish delicatessen, though he’d never even worked in one. No matter. Jon’s love and knowledge of deli food shines through and more than makes up for any lack of behind-the-counter experience. Moreover, he looks the part of a stereotypical deli man, with his round, smiling, mustached face, his head perched atop a burly frame and beefy carcass that proclaims he greatly enjoys his own food. I Love New York Deli is strictly a togo operation, but there’s a small area nearby with stools and counters where you can sit down and more or less relax while you’re enjoying your sandwich. Jacobs carries no appetizing, but he’ll build just about any kind of overstuffed deli sandwich you want: corned beef, pastrami, beef brisket, turkey breast, pickled tongue, roast beef, chopped liver, Kosher salami, and, of course, a Reuben. Jon brings in most of the meats from East Coast purveyors. A local bakery bakes two types of rye bread especially for him. He makes the chopped liver himself on the premises, as well as real matzo ball soup, potato salad, cole slaw, and a wide variety of knishes, both sweet and savory. Jon does all the buying, cooking, slices the meat, builds sandwiches, runs the cash register, and schmoozes with customers in a space measuring 10 x 10.5 feet, with just one helper! I Love New York Deli is not a fullservice sit-down delicatessen, it’s a sandwich shop. It had good deli sandwiches, but it was a long drive from home. And, that was it—there was not another deli in the entire state of Washington! Three times at bat, and I struck out on all three. The state of Washington was virtually a deli-free zone. I LOVE NEW YORK DELI AT PIKE PLACE MARKET, SEATTLE WA How I Nearly Burned My House Down David Sax is a Canadian in his early thirties who is more than just a deli maven, he’s the acknowledged worldwide expert on smoked meats and Jewish delicatessens—and a terrific writer besides. While researching for his award-winning best-seller Save the Deli, Sax dined in more delis than anyone else in recorded history—and, as they say, lived to tell the tale, proving that deli food really isn’t unhealthy, as some people proclaim. David’s book Save the Deli is educational and entertaining—and, most of all, it’s delightful reading. I recommend it highly to anyone who loves delis, deli food, and great stories. Sax also writes a blog —savethedeli.com—wherein he reports deli openings, deli news, and, on a sadder note, deli closings and the deaths of deli owners. Nick Zukin and Kenny Gordon made pastramis and sold them at a farmer’s market in Hillsdale, Oregon. They soon parlayed that adventure into Kenny & Zuke’s Delicatessen in Portland. Please read the entire story on their website: http://www.kennyandzukes.com/ Kenny & Zuke’s, located in a slightly seedy section of downtown Portland, has some of the same 1960’s hippie-type atmosphere as Roxy’s Diner in Fremont, Washington. But there the similarities end. Unlike Roxy’s, Kenny & Zuke’s is a genuine delicatessen—perhaps more so than most. Not only do they smoke their own pastrami, they cure salmon into lox, cream herring, bake bagels, breads, and knishes, and make most everything else served in the artisanal deli—just as all the foods were made in-house in the great New York delis of yore. Kenny & Zuke’s enjoys a very cosmopolitan clientele. When I visited the deli in winter, it was packed with mostly young people wearing heavy woolen Pacific Northwest clothing. Asian, Native American, and other readily identifiable ethnic groups far exceeded those diners who could reasonably be presumed to be Jewish. David Sax spotlighted Kenny & Zuke's in Gourmet Magazine as one of two shops that represent the future of delicatessen. He also named Kenny & Zuke's as one of the top 10 delicatessens in North America. Such an acknowledgment by Sax is a compliment of extreme magnitude. I had made David aware of the dearth of delis in the state of Washington, and how hungry I was for deli food. Still, I was surprised to receive an email from Nick Zukin (whom I had never met) saying he would soon be passing through my area on vacation, and wanted to know if I’d like him to bring me a “Care Package” of deli food. Naturally, I responded with an immediate and thankful “Yes!” and gave Nick my phone number. He called a few weeks later. We made arrangements to meet at an auto dealership just off of I-5, the freeway that passes through Tacoma. The time it would take to have my car serviced would provide a window for Nick’s arrival, give or take an hour or two. True to his word, Nick brought me large bags containing pastrami, corned beef, dill pickles, pickled green tomatoes, breads and bagels, cookies, macaroons, rugelach, and more. It was a veritable deli feast! I estimated the total value of the “Care Package” to be in excess of $100, yet Nick wouldn’t take a penny from me. At that time my wife was in a nursing home a few miles from our house. JJ detested the food there, so I prepared dinner and took it to her every day. The day of Nick’s delivery was a special dinner indeed, which she greatly enjoyed! I steamed a slab of the pastrami for three hours, then prepared an overstuffed sandwich with all the accompaniments. It was my custom to stay with JJ after she ate until visiting hours were over, then return home and have my own evening meal. The minute I drove into my garage I knew something was wrong. Terribly wrong. Dangerously wrong. There was a strong stench of burned meat. When I opened the door to the house, I was enveloped in dense acrid smoke. All the smoke alarms were screaming, and I could see no more than a few feet in front of me. I probably should have backed out immediately, but instead I foolhardily proceeded inside. By the time I worked my way to the kitchen I realized what I had done. I’d thought that before leaving the house I’d turned off the heat beneath the pot in which I’d steamed the pastrami. Apparently I’d turned the dial in the wrong direction. The gas burner was at full blast. All the water had evaporated. The bottom of the pot glowed red, completely ruined. The pastrami inside had turned to charcoal, ready to burst into flames at any moment. I opened all the doors and windows. Eventually, hours later, the smoke dissipated. I was surprised one of the neighbors didn’t call the fire department when they saw smoke pouring out of my house. Despite over $50 in deodorants and air sprays, the house still had a burnt odor months later. The white window blinds had taken on a tan tone, as had some of the walls. Fortunately, I still had most of the pastrami in my refrigerator, for I’d steamed only enough for a few sandwiches. I would have loved to visit Kenny & Zuke’s Delicatessen on a regular basis. Unfortunately, it was more than 160 miles from my home in Gig Harbor. KENNY & ZUKE’S DELICATESSEN, PORTLAND OR KENNY & ZUKE’S MADE-IN-HOUSE ARTISANAL DELI FOODS The Lack-of-Deli Problem Resolved I found myself suffering from a severe case of deli deprivation, and realized I was on the verge of coming down with a full-scale deli deficit disorder (DDD). I couldn’t drive to Portland or fly to L. A. whenever I hungered for a pastrami on rye, and it was too expensive to fly food in from New York on a regular basis. There was only one thing to do. I was a good cook. I merely needed to acquire recipes for all the wonderful deli foods and make them myself. I already made the best latkes in the land. One Hanukkah, my fresser friend George Smith (may he rest in peace) ate 37 of them at one sitting. That was really too many, even for him; he ended up that night in the emergency hospital with severe stomach cramps and bloating. Sometimes, there’s just too much of a good thing.. I also knew how to make great cheese blintzes, cheesecake, Chinese cookies, stuffed bell peppers, dill pickles, and more. It was just a matter of doing the research and trying out various recipes and their variations for the rest of the foods. That proved to be timeconsuming, but each new recipe was a culinary adventure and accomplishment. Before long, my house even started to smell like a deli, between the various meats and pastries cooking and cabinets full of spices. Bottom line: My homemade lox, made with the wonderful wild salmon readily available in the state of Washington, was to die for! Not only was it delicious, it cost me a fraction of the price of lox in a deli. But as I just told you, there was no deli. Katz’s (New York) and Langer’s (Los Angeles) are world-famous for their pastrami. I’ll stack my homemade pastrami up against theirs any time! It’s easy to make in your kitchen—you don’t need a smoker. My easy recipe magically transforms $20 worth of brisket into nearly $100 worth of the most delicious pastrami you’ve ever tasted. That’s even better than alchemy! My pickled tongue is a delicacy you have to taste to believe. Again, the cost to make it is ridiculously low. I haven’t had bagels as delicious as mine since I was a teenager and bought them on Fairfax Avenue in Los Angeles. The stuff they call bagels at supermarkets, wholesale food warehouses, and bagel franchises may be the size and shape of bagels, and even a similar color, but they sure don’t taste like bagels. They may be plastic. I’ll have to remember to check the list of ingredients some time. In my opinion, the person who came up with the hideous idea of adding jalapeño peppers, blueberries, chocolate chips, and other non-traditional ingredients to bagels needs to be drawn and quartered. Or, at the minimum, tarred and feathered and sent out of town on a rail. Chicken-in-the-pot; matzo ball soup; knishes; macaroni salad; kasha varnishkes—those recipes and more are in this book, easy and inexpensive to make. After I perfected the recipes, I taught an eight-week, one evening a week hands-on class on cooking deli foods at Temple Beth El in Tacoma, Washington. This book is not a comprehensively detailed history of that great, venerable American institution, the Jewish delicatessen. Nor is it an encyclopedia of Jewish recipes gathered from the entire diaspora. It is not a recipe book of Israeli cuisine. It is not a summary of kosher foods and dietary laws. It has no recipes for Jewish holiday foods, unless they’re served year-round in a deli. Yet, by necessity, it touches on all of the above. And this book is not intended to replace Jewish delicatessens, for which there are no acceptable substitutes. There’s a lot more to delis than just the food—such as the ambrosial aromas, the noisy ambience, and the camaraderie. Delis are a social institution, a way of life. Rather, this book is the self-help answer for those unfortunate souls who —as I once was—are stranded hundreds of miles from the nearest Jewish deli, so hungry for real deli food they want to scream. If you live in an area that doesn’t have a good deli—or perhaps none at all—fret no more. This book is the solution to your troubles. You’ll learn how to quickly, easily, and inexpensively prepare authentic deli food at home … including genuine pastrami; corned beef; pickled tongue; lox (made from fresh salmon); matzo ball soup; kasha varnishkas; matzo brei; bagels and bialys; New York style cheesecake; black & white cookies; and scores of other deli delights—all made from “scratch.” But first (drum roll), a little entertainment. True Tales of the Deli The Zaftig Waitress I can’t recall ever seeing a gorgeous young woman tending tables in a deli. I think deli waitresses must start their restaurant careers somewhere else— Hooter’s, perhaps, or even Denny’s— and not make a move to the deli business until they’re well into their mid- to latethirties. The best deli waitresses appear to be near retirement age. They’re brash, almost but not quite irascible, with the innate ability to juggle plates and silver with one hand while writing an order with the other—all the time laying a guilt trip on you with their motherly conversation. And then, there was the zaftig waitress. If you don’t know what zaftig means, you might as well quit reading right now, as this story will have no meaning for you. My friend and business partner Raymond Jacob and I had lunch most every day in the same deli where the zaftig waitress worked. From some of Ray’s comments, I’m sure she inspired fantasies for him, just as she inspired fantasies for me. She reminded me somewhat of a fullfigured Marilyn Monroe. Her hair was bleached platinum blonde and worn in a popular 1960s style that reminded me of the cartoon character Judy Jetson. Never a hair was out of place, perhaps due to an extra-heavy application of hair spray, which made her commodious coiffure greatly resemble a helmet. Or, perhaps, the thing on top of her head was a polyester wig. When it comes to women, I’ve never been very good at determining what’s real and what’s not. Of course, neither Raymond nor I ever made any inappropriate remarks or sexual overtures to the zaftig waitress. Everything was strictly on the up-andup. She brought our meals, we gave her a good tip. Perhaps, sometimes, a little too good. And then one day she was gone from the deli. None of the other employees seemed to know what happened to her, or perhaps they just weren’t talking. Someone speculated she might have gotten married. Another hinted she’d had a run-in with the deli’s owner, who had a reputation for being a hothead. That, of course, would be good reason for the other employees to keep their silence. After all, the busboy rumored to have been caught peeing in the pickle barrel was fired on the spot. About twenty years later I had breakfast at another deli, one which I didn’t go to very often. Lo and behold, there she was! No longer the zaftig, buxom blonde waitress, she had metamorphosed into the typical motherly deli waitress with the brash demeanor. From years of working on her feet all day, the formerly zaftig waitress had developed very visible varicose veins. Her hips had grown wider, her thighs and abdomen thicker. And her previously flawless skin had become wrinkled! She still had the identical hair style I’d remembered; perhaps it was the same wig. I was so shocked at her appearance that I failed to ask what she had been doing for the past twenty years. Perhaps she did get married and the marriage didn’t work out and she had to go back to waitressing. Perhaps she’d merely changed her place of employment and had been working all those years at the deli where I found her. When I left the deli I realized my appearance had probably changed, also. Despite feeding me most every day for several years, I’m not sure she even recognized me. The Zhlub The same delicatessen where Raymond and I had been served lunch most every day by the zaftig waitress had a goofy-looking counterman who was a dead ringer for the character Francis in Mell Lazarus’s comic strip M o m m a . Accordingly, we always thought of the counterman as a zhlub, as was the comic strip character. But then, what skills are required to make a deli sandwich? Simply slice meat and stick it between two pieces of bread, cut the sandwich in half, and throw a dill pickle and a paper cup of potato salad on the side of the plate. Or, so we thought at the time. I have since learned to greatly respect the hardworking and dedicated men and occasional woman who work behind deli cases. One afternoon Ray and I went to the deli for a very late lunch; it was almost time for dinner, actually. I wanted something not too heavy, so it wouldn’t spoil my appetite for later. I ordered the deli’s featured diet plate, which consisted of a hamburger patty, a scoop of cottage cheese, a peach half, and assorted garnishes. As I’ve already mentioned, most Jewish delis these days are kosher-style and not actually kosher, so nobody thought twice about the meatdairy combination. We were sitting where we could see the grill. Soon the zhlub had my hamburger patty sizzling and starting to smell really good. And then, he did a most improbable thing. Apparently, he had a maintenance chore to complete before he ended his shift for the day, and it was already getting late. So, instead of waiting a few minutes until my hamburger patty was cooked, the zhlub went directly to his task. Using a small step ladder, he climbed up and stood on the edge of the grill and sprayed degreaser into the filter in the hood above the grill. Naturally, the detergent and old grease started dripping down— right onto my hamburger patty. I was mortified. We left the deli immediately and never returned. A few months later we heard that the zhlub had quit and opened his own deli in a neighboring town. Fortunately for his customers, he didn’t stay in business very long. The Cashier It was a well-known fact that the cashier at a very famous deli was the wife of the owner. An older woman, perhaps in her late sixties, with one deadpan expression—never a smile, never a thank you. She spoke as little as possible. If a response was absolutely necessary to a customer’s attempt at conversation, most likely it would be a grunt. She was heavyset, as women of her age tend to be, yet not what one would call obese or even fat. Her face was always covered with a thick application of a very pale powder. Her cheeks were pink rounds of rouge and her lips were covered with bright red lipstick. Each day she wore a dignified dark dress (usually black) and conservative gold jewelry, as if she had just come from a funeral. The woman always sat on a high stool directly behind the cash register. The register itself was surrounded by voluminous displays of chewing gum, mints, halvah, and candy bars, leaving but a small space on the counter— perhaps the size of a place mat—to exchange money or sign a credit slip. No matter the time of day, from early morning to closing, she was always there. I never saw her leave the stool, not even for a moment. For all I know, someone could have carried her in like an automaton the first thing every day and out every night after the deli closed, much as a window dresser might move a mannequin. Invariably, she short-changed me. Sometimes just a few pennies, sometimes several dollars. When I pointed the error out to her, she would grunt and make the appropriate restitution. Finally, to avoid further confrontations, whenever I ate in that deli I made certain I had the exact number of bills and coins to pay for my meal without requiring change; or else, I would put the tab on a credit card. She’s no longer at the deli. Perhaps she retired, perhaps she returned to her maker. I never knew her name, but I miss her. Van Houten At one time I owned a photo supply manufacturing business in the San Fernando Valley and a color film processing lab in Las Vegas. At the same time, I was attending law school in the Valley. I maintained homes in both locations, though my wife and family were living full-time in Vegas. Most of my studying for the bar was on Western Airlines, during the several-trips-eachweek commutes. I didn’t have much time for cooking, so when I was in L.A. I spent a lot of time in delis. I would often stop in at Eddie Saul’s on Ventura Boulevard in Encino for breakfast. Eddie was the brother of the late Marvin Saul, the founder and owner of Junior’s in Westwood. My typical breakfast consisted of a toasted buttered water bagel, two slices of muenster cheese, a small glass of orange juice, and coffee. While eating, I’d catch up on what was going on in the world by reading the Los Angeles Times. More often than not, some melted butter would drip from the hole in the middle of the bagel onto my tie. Once, a particularly large glop of softened butter found a path all the way down my jacket, tie, shirt, and trousers, finally landing on top of one shoe. Perhaps I should have paid more attention to my eating habits than to the newspaper and the conversations at other tables. One morning two alta kockers sitting at the next booth were engaged in conversation. I couldn’t help overhearing them, as one said, with a heavy Eastern European accent, “Hymie, I wish you had gone to Las Vegas with me. I saw the most wonderful entertainer, Van Hooten.” “Van Hooten?” questioned the other, somewhat disinterestedly. “I never heard of him. What does he do, Abe?” “Oh, he’s a marvelous singer,” Abe replied ebulliently. “He sings all kinds of songs and the audience goes wild. He’s every bit as talented as Al Jolson was.” Hymie speared a bit of lox with his fork and moved it to his mouth. “Nu, what else does he do? I still never heard of him.” “I think he plays every instrument ever made,” continued Abe, gesticulating as he spoke. “He puts one down and picks another up, and never misses a note. He’s the greatest musician I ever heard!” “So, where did you see this Van Hooten fellow?” asked Hymie, while schmearing some cream cheese on his bagel. “He was at Caesar’s Palace. He’s a big star.” said Abe. Hymie must have had an epiphany. “Abe! You don’t mean Van Hooten, you mean Wayne Newton!” To which Abe replied, somewhat exasperated, “That’s what I said! Van Hooten!” Deli Quotes “People think of Jewish food as cholesterol-laden, vein-clogging, and weight-producing food—which is basically what it is.” … David W. Young But then, who goes into a deli to eat healthy food? ***** “I love Jewish food, but when you eat it, 72 hours later you’re hungry again.” … Richard F. Shepard, New York Times reporter and deli aficionado ***** “I'm going to marry a Jewish woman because I like the idea of getting up Sunday morning and going to the deli.” … Michael J. Fox ***** “I used to work part time in a deli, in those days when your parents made you work just so you should know what work was like. And you'd make 4, 5, 6, ten dollars.” … Hector Elizondo ***** “I’ll have what she’s having!” … Estelle Reiner (wife of Carl and mother of Rob Reiner), portraying a diner in Katz’s Deli in the movie When Harry Met Sally. This is generally considered to be the funniest line ever uttered in a motion picture. ***** “Jewish delicatessens are disappearing faster than chicken fingers at a bar mitzvah buffet.” … David Sax, author of the book Save The Deli Deli Jokes These classic deli jokes have been circulating so long they’ve grown whiskers. Yet, even though you’ve heard them a dozen times or more, they still bring a chuckle or two. HANUKKAH AT THE DELI It was Hanukkah. Two elderly Jewish men were sitting in a wonderful New York City deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews. They were talking in Yiddish—the colorful language of Jews who came over from Eastern Europe. A Chinese waiter, only one year in New York, came up and in fluent, impeccable Yiddish asked them if everything was okay and if they were enjoying the holiday. The Jewish men were dumbfounded. “Where did he ever learn such perfect Yiddish?” they both thought. After they paid the bill they asked the restaurant manager, an old friend of theirs, “Where did our waiter learn such fabulous Yiddish?” The manager looked around and leaned in so no one else could hear and said, “Shhhh … He thinks we're teaching him English.” MIDNIGHT SPECIAL A man walked into a deli and took a seat at a table. “Give me a corned beef sandwich,” he told the waiter. “We don’t have a corned beef sandwich on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special,” the waiter said. “What’s a Midnight Special?” “A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread.” “Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of rye bread and serve it to me on a plate?” “Why, sure!” Then, turning to the sandwich man, the waiter sang out: “One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread rye, untoasted!” TRIPS TO BERMUDA The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. “Why don't you people leave me alone?” the deli owner said. “I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps out, the place is closed only three days a year. And you want to know how I made $80,000?” “No, no, no. It's not your income that bothers us,” the agent said. “It's these deductions. For example, you listed six trips to Bermuda for you and your wife.” “Oh, that,” the owner said. “I forgot to tell you. We also deliver.” MYRON COHEN Do you remember one of the top comedians of the 20th century, Bronxborn Myron Cohen? The following two Myron Cohen stories are said to have started at the Stage Deli in New York City, a restaurant founded by Max Asnas, who bore the nickname The Corn beef Confucius. Cohen claims a customer asked Max why he didn't have a parking lot in connection with his restaurant. Max snorted: “Jerk! If I had a parking lot, I wouldn't need a restaurant!” Here’s another: Three gentlemen were eating in a deli the other afternoon. One, noticing an unclean glass on his table, called the waiter over, handed it to him, and said, “Make sure my glass is clean.” A few seconds later the waiter returned. “Which one of you guys,” he asked, “ordered the clean glass?” Meats Pastrami Even if you have a great deli within walking distance, there are two good reasons why you should make pastrami instead of buying it. First, no storebought pastrami is as delicious as that which you can make at home. Second, you’ll save money—a whole lot of money. Depending on the deli, pastrami sandwiches cost $10 to $15. By the pound, good pastrami costs $16 to $23. At home, you can make great pastrami for a fraction of that amount. Yes, making pastrami is well worth the effort. Don’t confuse pastrami with corned beef. They’re entirely different, though both are cured and either can be made from the same cuts of beef. Corned beef is cured in a brine solution; pastrami is cured with a dry rub. Corned beef is seasoned with pickling spices; pastrami is flavored with coriander, black pepper, and garlic. Pastrami has a smoked flavor; corned beef does not. And, no, you can’t convert corned beef into pastrami. I’ve read recipes that claim you can, but they’re wrong, wrong, wrong! Pastrami originated in Turkey as a means of preserving meat (usually camel) in the days long before refrigeration. In nearby Romania, the idea of spicing and drying meat was adapted by Jewish butchers, and the process eventually developed into the tender, peppery, garlicky delicacy we call pastrami. The name pastrami comes from the Romanian Pastramă, probably from the verb "a păstra" (to preserve, to keep), and was brought to the English language via Yiddish. The English ending "-mi" was perhaps influenced by the word salami. Patricia Volk (in her book Stuffed) asserts her great-grandfather introduced pastrami to the New World, and tells this story: Sussman Volk, a miller, left Lithuania and immigrated to the United States in 1887. But New York City didn’t have a need for millers. To support his wife and seven children, Volk became a tinker. He traveled from place to place selling pots and pans, which he carried on his back. At night he slept in the barns of his customers. Volk wasn’t happy with the lowly job, and he especially didn’t like being away from his family. One morning, while saying his prayers, he was kicked by a horse. That was the final straw. He tore his hair and shouted, “My life lacks dignity!” Once again, Volk changed careers. He opened a kosher butcher shop on Delancy Street. Not long afterwards, a Romanian friend stopped by to visit. “Could you store a trunk for me in your basement?” his friend asked. “I’ve got to go back to Romania for a few years. If you’ll store my trunk, I’ll give you my recipe for making pastrami.” Sussman took the trunk and the recipe. At first, he sold pastrami by the hunk. Then, by the slice. Then, he put it between two pieces of rye bread. The first New York deli was born! It didn’t take long for competition to spring up. Katz’s Delicatessen was started in 1888 by a Russian immigrant family on the Lower East Side. The restaurant is frequented by politicians, entertainers, and celebrities of all types. Al Gore took the Russian Prime Minister Viktor Chernomyrdin there to lunch. Barbra Streisand, Kathleen Turner, Bruce Willis, and Dan Aykroyd are just a few of the entertainers who enjoy the deli’s food. The “I’ll have what she’s having” scene in the movie When Harry Met Sally was filmed at Katz’s. So was the scene when Johnny Depp met his FBI contact in Donnie Brasco, and the scene where Judge Reinhold goes out to eat in Off Beat. Episodes of Law and Order have also been filmed at Katz’s. Today, it’s generally conceded that Katz’s Delicatessen has the best pastrami in New York, though there are some who would argue otherwise. Carnegie Deli and Artie’s New York Delicatessen are definitely contenders for the title, along with a few others. Jeffrey Bank, one of the founders of Artie’s, acquired—almost accidentally —the secret pastrami recipe from the late and lamented Kosher-Chinese deli and pastrami emporium Schmulke Bernstein’s. Artie’s now sells nearly a ton of pastrami every week. New Yorkers may be partial to Katz’s, but the reputation for having the best pastrami in the United States (and probably the entire world) goes to Langer’s, a Los Angeles institution that’s been around since 1947. Actually, Langer’s is more of a sandwich shop than a full-service deli. It closes every day at 4:00 pm and is not open on Sundays. Langer’s is located at 7th and Alvarado near downtown, across the street from MacArthur Park, in what has become a heavily Latino neighborhood. The founder, Al Langer, passed away in June of 2007; he was 94 years old. Right up until he died, he went in to the deli several times a week for a few hours to help with the lunch crowd and to greet old customers. His son, Norm Langer, now runs the place. Norm has worked the deli—a family affair—since 1963. I first ate at Langer’s in 1952, when I worked in downtown L. A. for a baitand-switch vacuum cleaner company. I can’t recall ever ordering a pastrami sandwich at Langer’s in those days, however. At the time, my favorite deli sandwich was rare roast beef with chicken schmaltz. At Langer’s, you order sandwiches by the number. Number 1 is pastrami, cole slaw, and Russian dressing. Add Swiss cheese and the number changes to 19. Pastrami, chopped liver, and Russian dressing is number 6. A grilled pastrami, sauerkraut, and “nippy” (American) cheese is number 44. And there are many more. These sandwiches are with the meat piled high on rye bread baked by Bea’s Bakery in Tarzana. Pastrami can be made from several cuts of beef: the brisket, the beef plate adjacent to the brisket (also called the navel), the bottom round, the eye of the round, and the top round. As the rounds are thick, they require injection of the curing spices in order to cure completely through to the center of the meat. That’s too much work to do at home. Let’s forget about using those cuts of meat. Besides, they’re much too lean for most people. The beef plate has quite a bit more fat than the brisket and makes great pastrami, but it’s rarely available from supermarkets and retail meat sources. That leaves the brisket, which makes wonderful pastrami. We’ll work with that, but not an entire brisket—just the brisket flat. I like the briskets available at Sam’s Club and Costco. Packaged in Cryovac, brisket flats are $2.79 per pound as of this writing. Taken from the Cryovac and repackaged in white plastic trays, the very same meat is offered at $3.99 per pound. I won’t give the butcher an extra $9.00 or $10.00 per brisket for an unnecessary repackaging procedure, and hope that you won’t, either. There are three distinct steps to making pastrami: The curing process, the cooking process, and the steaming process. They say everything worthwhile is worth waiting for, and pastrami is no exception. It will be a week between the time you’ve brought the meat home and the time you’re able to sit down to a pastrami sandwich. That gives you quite a bit of time to work up a big appetite in anticipation—especially when you smell the meat cooking! This easy method of making pastrami eliminates the need to smoke the meat out-of-doors—instead, you cook it in your kitchen oven. I guarantee you won’t be able to tell the difference. PASTRAMI INGREDIENTS 1 brisket of beef flat, about 7 or 8 pounds 1 dry cure recipe 1 cooking rub recipe PASTRAMI DRY CURE INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup Morton Tender Quick 1/4 cup dark brown sugar, packed 1/4 cup black pepper, coarsely ground 2 tablespoons coriander seeds, freshly ground 2 tablespoons granulated garlic PREPARATION Mix all the ingredients together. Although you can buy coriander seeds already ground, it’s much better to start with the whole seeds and grind them in an electric spice grinder, such as the Krups GX-4100 coffee/spice grinder. By grinding the seeds as you need them, the oils are freshly released. And, you can control the coarseness of the grind. PASTRAMI COOKING RUB INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons black pepper, coarsely ground 1 tablespoon coriander seeds, freshly ground 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon (or more) powdered hickory smoke flavor PREPARATION Mix all of the ingredients together. THE CURING PROCESS Trim the fat cap on the brisket to no more than 1/8 inch thick, so the curing agent can penetrate the meat fully. Don’t remove all the fat, however—some is needed for tenderness and flavor. WASTE NOT, WANT NOT: Save the removed fat to use when making french fries. Just render it in hot cooking oil. It will greatly improve the flavor of the fries. (Keep the fat in a Ziploc bag in your freezer until you’re ready to use it.) Using a sharp knife, stab the brisket at 2-inch intervals on both sides, to help the curing agent penetrate the meat. Apply half of the dry cure mix to one side of the brisket, rubbing it evenly over the surface and the edges. Repeat on the other side. Use all of the dry cure mix. Place the brisket in a large plastic bag, such as a 2-gallon Ziploc bag or an oven roasting bag. Seal the bag and set it on a rimmed sheet pan. Refrigerate. Twice a day, turn the bag over. On the seventh day, it’s time for the cooking process. THE COOKING PROCESS Remove the brisket from the plastic bag and rinse it under cold running water. While rinsing, rub the surface to remove as much of the seasonings as you can from the meat. Place the meat in a container of cold water. Soak the meat for thirty minutes. Change the water, and soak for an additional thirty minutes. Soaking is necessary to remove excess salt. Dry the brisket with paper towels. Coat the brisket on both sides with the cooking rub. Place the meat on a wire rack sitting in a rimmed sheet pan. Pour several cups of water into the sheet pan. If all the water evaporates during cooking, add some more. Bake the pastrami at 250° F. Turn the meat every hour or so until the internal temperature of the brisket reaches 165° F—approximately 1 hour per pound of meat. Important: Don’t guess—use a meat thermometer, inserted into the thickest portion of the brisket. WRAPPING THINGS UP Remove the brisket from the oven. Wrap it in heavy-duty aluminum foil. Allow the meat to rest for two hours. Congratulations! Your pastrami is now fully cooked and ready to eat, hot or cold. However, at this stage the pastrami is hard and dry. There’s one more step if you want the meat to be juicy and tender: Steam it, to add back some of the moisture that was removed during the cooking process. THE STEAMING PROCESS Cut off a chunk of as much pastrami as you intend to serve and steam it for at least three hours. Some delis steam pastrami for five or six hours before slicing it. Most any type of steamer will do. Hand-slice pastrami as thin as possible, against the grain. Pastrami will keep for several weeks in your refrigerator. For longer storage, wrap it in plastic and store it in your freezer. Pastrami is best when freshly steamed. However, you can refrigerate pastrami that’s been steamed and reconstitute it in a microwave. Slice the meat, put it one layer thick on a large plate, cover it with a wet paper towel, and heat for 1 or 2 minutes. It’s ready to make into a sandwich! SERVING SUGGESTIONS There are many ways to use pastrami, such as pastrami and eggs, navy bean soup with pastrami, and so on. But most people prefer their pastrami in sandwiches. It’s probably illegal in some parts of the country to serve pastrami on anything other than seeded rye bread. If it’s not a felony, it should be, at least, a misdemeanor. The bread must be fresh and, preferably, warmed. I wrap as many slices as are needed in aluminum foil and heat them for several minutes in a 350° F oven. It’s mandatory to serve a topnotch deli mustard with pastrami—a mustard that contains a goodly amount of horseradish. Dilly deli horseradish mustard (recipe in this book) is perfect. Serving mayonnaise with pastrami may be, in some jurisdictions, a capital crime. However, Russian dressing, even though it usually contains mayonnaise, is legal. I don’t consider it gilding the lily to add a schmear of chicken liver pâté to my pastrami sandwich. Not at all. The two meats complement each other perfectly. Some people like cole slaw on their pastrami sandwiches. I much prefer mine on the side, as cole slaw makes the bread soggy. Other people add Swiss cheese, sliced tomatoes, even sauerkraut to their pastrami sandwiches. De gustibus non est disputandum. (That's Latin for there's no accounting for tastes. Or, so I’ve been told.) Store-bought Corned Beef It makes a lot of sense to cure your own pastrami. Homemade pastrami is superior to most deli pastrami and miles above the paper-thin garbage that supermarkets sell in sealed plastic. Not only that, you can take $20.00 or so of beef brisket and spices and, with a minimum of effort, make it into a product worth many times that amount. Knowing what I now know, I should have been in the pastrami business! On the other hand, it rarely pays to cure your own corned beef—though if you’re more concerned with flavor than price, of course you will cure your own. Corned beef is available year-round at a price not much more (and sometimes less) than uncured beef brisket. But … timing is everything! Each year just before St. Patrick’s day most supermarkets sell Cryovac-packaged corned beef at ridiculously low prices. What does corned beef have to do with St. Patrick's Day? According to the United States Department of Agriculture, corned beef and cabbage was a traditional dish served for Easter Sunday dinner in rural Ireland. The beef, which was salted or brined during the winter to preserve it, could then be eaten after the long, meatless Lenten fast. I’ve seen corned beef on sale as low as 59¢ per pound, and prices of less than $1.00 per pound are not unusual, though $1.50 per pound is more the norm. Mostly, the price depends on how competitive the supermarkets are in your city. Corned beef is often a loss leader designed to get people in the store. The week or two before Saint Patrick’s day is the time to stock up for your freezer, and say a berakhah for the Irish saint who made the bargain possible. I generally buy a dozen packages or more, enough to tide me over until the following year’s big sale. Always buy corned beef brisket flats or points. The flat is the leaner cut, and generally costs more per pound. Never buy corned beef rounds—they’re much too lean. You’d never find one in a good Jewish deli. INGREDIENTS Corned beef brisket Pickling spice White (distilled) vinegar PREPARATION Remove the corned beef from the plastic shrink-wrap package. Place the corned beef, together with any juices that came in the package, into a large pot. Look for a small cellophane package of pickling spices inside the package of corned beef—most corned beef briskets come with one. Open it, and empty the spices into the pot with the corned beef. The packers of corned beef are, in my opinion, too stingy with the pickling spices. So, I always add more—another two tablespoons. Pour one cup of vinegar into the pot. It’s not required, but the corned beef always seems to taste better when you do. Add enough water to cover the corned beef by at least an inch. (You can cook more than one corned beef in the same pot.) Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat immediately—never cook corned beef with the water at a full rolling boil. Instead, simmer on low, covered, for three hours or until an inserted fork indicates that the meat is tender. This means you have several hours of free time to watch a DVD or ??? When the corned beef is fork-tender, turn off the heat. This is very important: Do not remove the corned beef from the water until it has cooled substantially —at least an hour, and longer is okay. If you take the corned beef out when it’s still hot, the meat fibers will instantly dry and toughen. Aarrgh! Slice thinly against the grain, and pile high on rye bread for sandwiches. Home-cured Corned Beef This curing process is similar to that used for pickling tongue. Indeed, you can corn a brisket of beef in the same brine and at the same time you pickle a tongue. There are some differences in preparation and in pickling time, however, so be sure to read both recipes. INGREDIENTS 1 fresh beef brisket (6–8 pounds) 1 cup kosher salt 5 tablespoons Morton Tender Quick 1/4 cup pickling spice 2 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon black pepper, coarse grind PREPARATION Remove any excess fat. Using a sharp knife, stab the brisket at 2-inch intervals on both sides, to help the curing agent penetrate the meat. Place the meat in a stone crock, foodgrade plastic container, or other nonmetallic container. Mix the salts and spices with 1 quart water and pour over the meat. Then, add enough additional water to completely cover. Weigh the brisket down with a heavy plate to keep it submerged. Cover the container and refrigerate for 10 days. Turn the meat over daily. TO COOK THE CORNED BEEF Rinse the meat thoroughly under cool running water to remove excess salt; or, soak it in cool water for an hour or so, changing the water several times. Place it in a large pot, together with 1/2 cup vinegar and 2 tablespoons pickling spice. Add water to cover by at least an inch. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat. Cover, and simmer until the meat is fork- tender, about 3 hours. Allow the cooking water to cool to lukewarm before removing the corned beef, in order to prevent the meat fibers from instantly drying and toughening when the hot meat is exposed to air. To-Die-For Corned Beef This isn’t a deli recipe, but it makes a corned beef dinner your friends and family will rave about for years. This is the ultimate corned beef recipe. It never fails to please and it never fails to generate compliment after compliment. Your guests will literally moan and groan when they taste “To Die For” corned beef. The secret is the bubbling glaze applied just prior to serving. Best of all, it’s easy to make, requiring very little time in the kitchen to get a complete corned beef dinner on the table. What’s more, this can be a very inexpensive meal, especially if you’ve bought the corned beef on sale. Prepare plenty—at least a pound of meat (uncooked) per person. If the brisket is small, perhaps made from the point, you’ll need one for every two to three people. There is some shrinkage during cooking, but that isn’t the main reason you’ll want to have an abundance of corned beef. It will disappear off the serving platter much faster than you could ever imagine. Should there be any left over, cold corned beef sandwiches for lunch will be as much appreciated as the hot corned beef was at dinnertime. Or, you might want to make some corned beef hash for breakfast. Thus, it’s a very, very good idea for you to intentionally make more than you think will be eaten at dinner. INGREDIENTS Corned beef, cooked, cooled to lukewarm Prepared (yellow ballpark) mustard Brown sugar PREPARATION Make a glaze by mixing equal quantities of brown sugar and yellow mustard. About a cup of each should suffice, depending upon the size of the corned beef brisket. You can always freeze any glaze that’s left over, saving it for next time. Remove the corned beef from the water and place it, fat side up, in a shallow baking dish. Scrape off and discard any excess fat. Cover the corned beef with a layer of the glaze. Broil on the middle rack of your oven until the glaze bubbles and starts to caramelize, about ten minutes. Watch closely—you don’t want to turn the glaze into charcoal! Slice thinly against the grain with an electric knife. Serve immediately. SERVING SUGGESTIONS Steam small red potatoes (unpeeled) and peeled carrots, cut to 2 inch lengths, until tender. Finish the vegetables off in the broiler (at the same time you broil the meat) by surrounding the corned beef with the potatoes and carrots and dribbling a little of the mustard glaze on top of them. Serve with steamed white cabbage wedges, about 1/4 to 1/6 cabbage per person, depending on size of the cabbage. Cut the cabbage in half, then cut each half in half again, or in thirds. I always provide a bottle of Trappey’s Peppers in Vinegar, so guests can put a few dashes of the spicy vinegar on the steamed cabbage to heighten the flavor. Accompany with fresh deli rye bread and deli mustard. Corned Beef Pâté It’s so easy to make a tasty pâté with leftover corned beef! Trim off any excess fat and smoosh the corned beef in your food processor. Add a little deli mustard for flavor and some mayonnaise to provide a smooth texture. If desired, stir in a little pickle relish. Serve on crackers as an appetizer. Pickled Tongue When the woman asked the deli counterman if the tongue was good, he replied, “It speaks for itself.” Years ago I often had lunch at Brent’s Deli in Northridge, California, which was conveniently located a short blockand-a-half stroll from my office. The food was good and the service typical deli—that is, wisecracking waitresses with an assumed attitude. Most of the time I’d be joined by my friend and business partner Ray Jacob. Quite often, my wife JJ would accompany us. Being raised in Brooklyn and dining frequently in delis, JJ loved tongue. On one particular, well-remembered day she was greatly enjoying a tongue on rye, when Raymond—who always tried to find humor in everything, even when there was none—made a remark he probably thought was quite funny. I don’t remember what he said, exactly, but it had something to do with the cow licking JJ’s face with its big tongue. JJ dropped the sandwich back on her plate, wiped her mouth with her napkin, and never ate tongue again. Not only that, she didn’t even want to look at one. Many people, otherwise omnivores, won’t try tongue because it comes from an animal’s mouth. To them, I ask: Do you eat eggs? Do you drink milk? What about kishka? I’m of the opinion that—because of its appearance—tongue, like possum and cat, should never be brought to the table whole. It’s best presented on a platter, already sliced. I prefer the silky and velvety lean tip of the tongue. Some people enjoy the fatter, flavorful center cut near the back. When you slice tongue, don’t just start at one end or the other and work your way in the opposite direction. Instead, cut from both ends, so your family or guests can choose the texture they like most. In the days of neighborhood kosher butchers, tongue was a popular meat. Today most people prefer corned beef or pastrami, but they’re missing out on the subtle nuances of flavor and texture that can only come from tongue— whether it’s served hot or cold. There used to be three types of beef tongue commonly available in delis and kosher meat markets: smoked, fresh, and pickled. I haven’t seen genuine smoked tongue in years. However, fresh tongue is readily available in supermarkets, as it’s used extensively in many Hispanic dishes (tacos de lingua, for example) and Asian foods. You can either roast a fresh tongue asis or pickle it. The pickling process is the same as for making corned beef. Indeed, you can corn a brisket of beef in the same brine and at the same time you pickle a tongue. INGREDIENTS 1 fresh beef tongue (4–5 pounds) 1 cup kosher salt 5 tablespoons Morton Tender Quick 1/4 cup pickling spice 2 tablespoons brown sugar 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon black pepper, coarse grind PREPARATION Using a paring knife, stab the tongue at 1-inch intervals to help the pickling brine penetrate the skin. Place the meat in a stone crock, foodgrade plastic container, or other nonmetallic container. Mix the salts and spices with 1 quart water and pour over the tongue. Then, add enough additional water to completely cover the meat. Weigh the tongue down with a heavy plate to keep it submerged. Cover the container and refrigerate for 14 days. Turn the tongue over daily. TO COOK THE PICKLED TONGUE Rinse the tongue thoroughly under cool running water to remove excess salt; or, soak it in cool water for an hour or so, changing the water several times. Place it in a pot large enough to hold the tongue comfortably, together with 1/2 cup vinegar and 2 tablespoons pickling spice. Add water to cover the tongue by at least an inch. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat. Cover, and simmer until the meat is forktender, about 2–3 hours. Allow the cooking water to cool to lukewarm before removing the tongue, in order to prevent the meat fibers from instantly drying and toughening when the hot meat is exposed to air. Use a paring knife to peel off the skin. Slice thinly across the grain. Serve hot with sweet-and-sour sauce or brown sugar-yellow mustard sauce; or, serve cold with horseradish mustard. Roasted Tongue First, boil a fresh (uncured) beef tongue in salted water or chicken broth until it’s fork-tender, about 2-1/2 hours. Allow the tongue to cool in the cooking liquid to lukewarm. Use a paring knife to carefully peel away the skin. Season the tongue with salt, pepper, granulated garlic, and paprika. Place it on a rack in a large pan and surround it with potatoes, carrots, turnips, parsnips, onions, celery, and other vegetables of choice or availability. Add 1/2 inch of water to the bottom of the pan, to provide liquid for gravy. Finally, roast the mélange in a 350° F oven until the vegetables are thoroughly cooked—about an hour. You’ll want the potatoes lightly browned and the carrots partially caramelized. Make gravy from the drippings. Brisket of Beef You don’t go to a deli for roast prime rib of beef, a thick, juicy Porterhouse steak, or veal Marsala. You go to a deli for deli food. Without a doubt, the number one deli meat is brisket of beef —roasted deli-style, or made into corned beef or pastrami. Deli-style brisket can be served many different ways: As the main feature of a deli plate, accompanied by horseradish sauce, latkes (potato pancakes) and applesauce —a filling, traditional roast brisket dinner. For a fantastic hot roast beef sandwich, top two slices of white bread with sliced brisket, put a scoop of mashed potatoes on the side, and cover everything with brown gravy. Stack thinly-sliced brisket high on rye bread and schmear it with horseradishmustard, for a superb “overstuffed” sandwich. Cut a French baguette roll in half. Dip the cut sides briefly in au jus. Then, place a generous portion of thinly sliced brisket inside the roll. Accompany the sandwich with a small ramekin of au jus for dipping. Voilà! You’ve just created a French Dip sandwich! Slice or chop brisket, drench it with your favorite barbecue sauce, and serve it on toasted sesame-seed hamburger buns for a wonderful barbecue beef sandwich. Brisket is also great cold, either as a roast beef sandwich or as part of a deli cold cuts platter. Yes, there’s a whole lot you can do with a brisket of beef. Brisket has a tendency to be tough if not properly cooked. Ah, but when it’s cooked slowly at a low temperature using moist heat, it literally melts into a tender and delicious treat. INGREDIENTS 1 brisket of beef, 6–8 pounds 1 large white onion, chopped Seasoned Salt (or kosher salt) Seasoned Pepper (or coarsely-ground black pepper) 2 ounces Kitchen Bouquet (or 1/4 cup ketchup) 1 tablespoon granulated garlic or 3 cloves of garlic, smooshed (optional) PREPARATION Spread half of the chopped onion and 2 cups water on the bottom of a large Dutch oven, a slow cooker, or roasting pan. Rub Kitchen Bouquet over both sides of the meat. Sprinkle both sides generously with Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper. Place the brisket on top of the bed of onions, fat side up. Spread the remaining chopped onion on top of the brisket. Cover the container, or seal it with heavy-duty aluminum foil. The goals are to cook the meat with steam, and not let the delicious juices evaporate and dry out. Check every half hour and add more water if needed. Bake in a 300° F oven for 30–45 minutes per pound, or until fork-tender. After cooking, allow the brisket to cool for a minimum of 30 minutes before opening the roasting container. If you remove the brisket too soon, when the hot meat is exposed to air the juices will evaporate and the meat fibers will instantly dry and toughen. Aarrgh! Trim off excess fat. Slice the brisket against the grain. Serve the au jus (meat juices) with the brisket—either with the onion bits or with the onion bits strained out. If you prefer, thicken the au jus with a slurry of flour and water to make perfect brown gravy. To learn all about buying and trimming beef briskets—and much more —check out this informative website: http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/briske Roasted Turkey Roasted turkey has become one of the top choices in deli meats, probably the only deli meat not of East European origin. In some delis, turkey is even more popular than pastrami or corned beef. I know of only one delicatessen (Nate’n Al, in Beverly Hills, California) that roasts entire turkeys, though there may be more. I’ve enjoyed many a lunch or dinner at Nate’n Al of a mixed meat (both dark and light) turkey sandwich on a Kaiser roll with Thousand Island dressing. They also serve fantastic turkey leg and turkey wing cold plates. Most delis buy turkey breasts. Sometimes they’re roasted by a purveyor in a factory somewhere; at other delis, the turkey breasts are roasted on the premises. You can easily do the same. Supermarkets sell frozen turkey breasts ready to go in the oven. Just follow the instructions on the box. A great combination sandwich is roasted turkey and chicken liver pâté (or chopped chicken liver) on challah. Smoked Meat Smoked meat is, to Canadians, what pastrami is to Americans. There is constant rivalry between delis, and fevered opinions about which one has the best smoked meat. I won’t take sides about whether Schwartz’s in Montreal or Caplansky’s in Toronto is the pinnacle of perfection, because I’ve never had the privilege of tasting either of their smoked meats. However, Zane Caplansky told his secret of making perfect smoked meat to David Sax, author of the wonderful book Save the Deli. Sax made the recipe public, and I’m reproducing it here, verbatim. 1. Buy a fatty double brisket. Rub with three parts Morton Tender Quick pickling salt and one part coarse sugar. Place fat side down in Tupperware, then coat the rest with four parts black pepper, and one part each coriander seed, mustard seed, celery seed, and dill seed, all ground together and mixed with dried garlic and onion flakes. 2. Refrigerate meat. Turn and massage daily. 3. After two weeks, remove meat and drain the liquid. Fill the container with cold water, and submerge the meat for three hours. Drain and refrigerate overnight, uncovered. 4. Rub with another generous layer of spice, and heat the smoker to 180°– 200° F. Cook for eight to nine hours. If you don’t have a smoker (they’re cheap) fill a tray with wet wood chips, cover with foil, and place next to your brisket on the barbecue (heating the wood, not the brisket). 5. Cool the meat, then steam it, covered, for three hours over a large pot of boiling water on a rack. Meat should be soft enough to sink a carving fork into effortlessly, but not flaking apart. 6. Carve it while hot, against the grain, with a carving fork and knife. Serve on rye bread with mustard. Homemade Beef Salami To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making. … Prince Otto Von Bismarck, Duke of Lauenburg (1815-98) He offered us … small, neat sausages, of which we could have swallowed several yards if we had chosen to try, but we suspected that each link contained the corpse of a mouse, and therefore refrained. … Mark Twain, Roughing It Bismarck and Twain were right. It’s certainly better to make sausages yourself than to worry about what exotic and moribund items someone else might have dumped into the mix. Here’s a recipe for savory salami made from ingredients you can trust. Amaze your friends and family! Be the subject of their raves and compliments! You’ll probably like this easy-tomake salami better than the salami or summer sausage they sell at the deli or supermarket, and the cost is far less. This salami makes great sandwiches. Include it on antipasto platters. Fry it with eggs for breakfast. Use it as a pizza topping. Once you’ve tasted homemade salami you may want to explore other homemade sausages as well. If so, I refer you to Len Poli of Sonoma, California, a genuine sausage maven. Sausage making isn’t just a hobby for Poli, it’s a way of life. What Poli doesn’t know about sausages isn’t worth knowing. His fascinating website is not only good reading, it’s informative and educational as well. Poli’s website has recipes for sausages from Alsatian to Zampone: http://lpoli.50webs.com/ Want even more information about sausage making? Read the book Charcuterie—The Craft of Salting, Smoking, and Curing, available from Butcher & Packer: http://www.butcher-packer.com/ INGREDIENTS 2 pounds ground beef, 20% fat preferred 1 tablespoon Morton Tender Quick 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon mustard seeds 1 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1/4 teaspoon Old Bay or Seafood Seasoning 1/4 teaspoon paprika 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg Pinch cayenne pepper Pinch powdered hickory smoke flavor (optional) PREPARATION Place all ingredients except the ground beef in a medium size bowl. Add 1/4 cup water and stir. Add the ground beef and knead by hand to thoroughly blend. Divide into four portions. Shape each portion into a slender roll about 1-1/2 inches in diameter. Wrap in plastic or foil and refrigerate overnight. Unwrap. Bake on broiler pan at 325° F until a meat thermometer inserted in the center of a roll reads 160° F (about one hour). When cool, wrap in plastic wrap, then package in Ziploc bags. Store in your refrigerator a week or two, or freeze for later use. Fish RON PESKIN OF BRENT’S DELI – NORTHRIDGE AND WESTLAKE VILLAGE CA Belly Lox, Nova, and Gravlax FISH PLATTER AT BRENT’S DELI IN WESTLAKE VILLAGE CA To me, the essence of a Jewish deli is an open-faced sandwich of lox and whipped cream cheese on a toasted bagel, with a paper-thin slice of Bermuda onion, a slice of ripe tomato, and perhaps a few capers and a wedge of lemon for decoration. Belly lox is salmon cured in brine. It’s generally made from salmon caught in the Pacific Northwest. The fancier-sounding N o v a has a slightly different cure and a lightly smoked flavor. Nova is usually made from Atlantic salmon; the name Nova is derived from Nova Scotia. The Scandinavian delicacy gravlax (salmon cured in a salt-sugar-dill mixture) is similar to and every bit as delicious as costly imported-fromEurope smoked salmon. Gravlax can be used any way you use lox, such as on bagels with cream cheese or in scrambled eggs. It also makes wonderful hors d’oeuvres and canapés. Cold-smoked salmon is similar in appearance to belly lox or Nova. Hotsmoked (kippered) salmon has a texture similar to baked salmon. Kippered or baked salmon can be toothsome, but neither is very popular in a deli. Cold-smoked salmon is sold presliced in the deli section of supermarkets and wholesale food warehouses such as Sam’s Club and Costco. It’s a poor substitute for genuine belly lox or Nova, but will suffice when the real thing isn’t available. To a starving man, even a McDonald’s hamburger is a gourmet treat! Lox, Nova, and gravlax are quick and easy to prepare. You’ll be pleasantly surprised to learn how inexpensive it is to make your own! The following recipes provide many options and variations. Try them all (but not all at once), then settle in on the ones you prefer. IMPORTANT: Always insist on wild salmon. In my opinion, farm-raised salmon isn’t fit for human consumption. And make sure that the salmon is impeccably fresh. CURED-IN-HOUSE LOX AT KENNY & ZUKE’S, PORTLAND OR Belly Lox INGREDIENTS 1 salmon fillet, whole, about 12–16 inches long 1/3 cup kosher salt 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1 tablespoon olive or other vegetable oil PREPARATION Use a wire brush to remove scales from the salmon skin. Run your fingers down the fillet, feeling for small pin bones. Remove them, using a pair of needle-nose pliers or tweezers. Rinse the salmon and pat it dry with a paper towel. Place the salmon skin-side down in a large flat baking dish. Mix the salt and sugar. Spread the mixture evenly over the salmon flesh. Cover the dish and refrigerate for 24 hours. Periodically baste with the thick, clear brine that develops. Remove the lox from the baking dish. Scrape it gently with a table knife to remove and discard any undissolved salt and sugar mix. Rinse and pat dry. Coat the lox with the oil. Wrap tightly in plastic wrap, and refrigerate (up to a week) until ready to serve. Lay the fillet on a flat cutting board. Using a long, sharp, thin-bladed knife, held at an angle almost parallel to the cutting surface, cut thin, wide, slanting slices away from the skin, leaving the skin uncut. Nova INGREDIENTS 1 salmon fillet, whole, about 12–16 inches long 1/3 cup kosher salt 1/3 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 teaspoon powdered hickory smoke 1 tablespoon olive or other vegetable oil PREPARATION Use a wire brush to remove scales from the salmon skin. Run your fingers down the fillet, feeling for small pin bones. Remove them, using a pair of needle-nose pliers or tweezers. Rinse the salmon and pat it dry with a paper towel. Place the salmon skin-side down in a large flat baking dish. Mix the salt, sugar, and powdered hickory smoke. Spread the mixture evenly over the salmon flesh. Cover the dish and refrigerate for 24 hours. Periodically baste with the thick, clear brine that develops. Remove the Nova from the baking dish. Scrape it gently with a table knife to remove and discard any undissolved salt and sugar mix. Rinse and pat dry. Coat the Nova with the oil. Wrap tightly in plastic wrap, and refrigerate (up to a week) until ready to serve. Lay the fillet on a flat cutting board. Using a long, sharp, thin-bladed knife, held at an angle almost parallel to the cutting surface, cut thin, wide, slanting slices away from the skin, leaving the skin uncut. Gravlax INGREDIENTS 1 salmon fillet, whole, about 12–16 inches long 1/3 cup kosher salt 1/3 cup sugar (white or dark brown) 3 tablespoons finely-snipped fresh dill (or 1 teaspoon dried dill weed or 1 teaspoon crushed dill seeds) 1 tablespoon olive or other vegetable oil Aquavit, brandy, cognac, vodka, tequila, or gin (optional) PREPARATION Use a wire brush to remove scales from the salmon skin. Run your fingers down the fillet, feeling for small pin bones. Remove them, using a pair of needle-nose pliers or tweezers. Rinse the salmon and pat it dry with a paper towel. Place the salmon skin-side down in a large flat baking dish. If desired, splash it with a little brandy or other liquor. Mix the salt, sugar, and dill weed. Optionally, add 1 teaspoon crushed white peppercorns and / or two tablespoons finely-chopped fresh cilantro. Spread the mixture evenly over the salmon flesh. Cover the dish and refrigerate for 24 hours. Periodically baste with the thick, clear brine that develops. Remove the gravlax from the baking dish. Scrape it gently with a table knife to remove and discard any undissolved salt and sugar mix and seasonings. Rinse and pat dry. Coat the gravlax with the oil. Wrap tightly in plastic wrap, and refrigerate (up to a week) until ready to serve. Lay the fillet on a flat cutting board. Using a long, sharp, thin-bladed knife, held at an angle almost parallel to the cutting surface, cut thin, wide, slanting slices away from the skin, leaving the skin uncut. GRAVLAX AS AN APPETIZER Gravlax makes a superb party appetizer. Just one salmon fillet provides enough gravlax canapés (50– 60) to satisfy two dozen people—more, if some of your guests won’t eat raw fish. But, what do they know? Actually, even though the salmon isn’t cooked, it’s fully cured. Place a single layer of gravlax on cocktail-size pumpernickel or quarterslices of whole wheat bread (crusts removed optional). Drizzle with Dijon mustard sauce and dot the canapés with capers. If desired, add a pinch of chopped red onion or shallots. Or, arrange sliced gravlax on a platter, decorating the fish with paperthin lemon and cucumber slices, sprigs of dill, and capers. Serve the bread and mustard sauce separately. You may also wish to serve slices of gravlax over chilled steamed asparagus spears with a Dijon mustard-mayonnaise (ordinary mayonnaise to which you’ve blended in the mustard and some capers). Yummy! Dijon Mustard Sauce INGREDIENTS 2 tablespoons Dijon mustard 1-1/2 tablespoons white wine vinegar 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 tablespoon sugar 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 teaspoon finely chopped fresh dill (or 1/2 teaspoon dill weed) 1/3 cup canola oil 1 large egg (optional) PREPARATION In a small bowl, mix all ingredients except the oil. Then, add the oil a little at a time, beating the mixture with a wire whisk until it’s smooth and creamy. Refrigerate until ready to use. If you prefer a thicker sauce, start with one raw egg, beating with a wire whisk as each ingredient is added, in this order: Dijon mustard, sugar and salt, vinegar, lemon juice, dill weed, oil. Salmon Bacon Waste not, want not: After removing all the lox, Nova, or gravlax from the salmon skin, cut the skin into one-inchwide strips and deep-fry them in salad oil until crisp. Serve each strip warm with a cold boiled red potato (skin still on), sitting on top of a leaf of red butter lettuce. Splash with a little Dijon mustard sauce or your favorite vinaigrette dressing and a dollop of sour cream. It’s wonderful! Pastrami Lox No, what you just read isn’t a mistake. Yes, Sarah, there i s such a thing as pastrami lox. I’m from the West Coast and until recently I’d never heard of pastrami lox either, but it’s a popular item at appetizing stores in New York. Pastrami lox is salmon that’s cured with the garlicky, peppery spices and smoky flavor of pastrami. It’s a delicious change-of-pace from belly lox or Nova. Pastrami lox is easy to make. Start one on Friday afternoon and it’ll be ready to eat for brunch on Sunday. What’s more, when you make pastrami lox at home it’ll cost you a fraction of the price you’d pay for it in a deli. One word of caution. Whenever you buy salmon, no matter how you’re going to eat it, always make sure you get wild salmon and not farmed salmon. In my opinion, farmed salmon (usually it’s artificially colored) has a nasty taste and isn’t fit for human consumption. INGREDIENTS 1 salmon fillet, about 2-1/2 to 3 pounds 1 recipe pastrami lox curing mix (see below) 1 tablespoon cooking oil (olive or canola preferred) 2–3 tablespoons pastrami lox spice blend (recipe below) PREPARATION Using a wire brush or paring knife, remove all the scales from the skin of the salmon fillet. Rinse the fillet thoroughly, pat it dry with paper towels, and place it skin side down in a flat baking dish. Using the entire recipe of pastrami lox curing mix, apply a thick, even coat of the curing mix on top of the salmon. Rub some of the curing mix on the edges of the salmon. Cover and refrigerate for approximately 36 hours. Rinse to remove the curing mix. Pat the salmon dry with paper towels. Apply a thin coat of cooking oil to the fleshy side of the fillet. Then, rub a light coating of pastrami lox spice blend onto the salmon. Cut the pastrami lox in thin slices, holding the knife at a sharp angle to maximize the width of the slices. Pastrami lox keeps for several days in the refrigerator, several months in your freezer. PASTRAMI LOX CURING MIX INGREDIENTS 1/3 cup kosher salt 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1/4 cup pastrami lox spice blend (recipe below) 1/2 teaspoon powdered smoke flavor hickory PREPARATION Mix all ingredients thoroughly. PASTRAMI LOX SPICE BLEND INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup black peppercorns, whole 2 tablespoons coriander seeds, whole 2 tablespoons granulated garlic 1 tablespoon paprika 1 tablespoon dry mustard PREPARATION Using a spice grinder, reduce the peppercorns and coriander seeds to a fine powder. Mix thoroughly with the other ingredients. Pickled Herring Unlike gefilte fish (which is fish balls made with ground whitefish, pike or carp mixed with matzo meal and eggs), there actually is a fish called herring. In fact, there are fifteen species of herring, the most abundant of which is the Atlantic herring. Some fish sold as sardines or sprats may actually be herring. But those are canned—not pickled, salted, or fresh. Pickled herring is a universal treat. It’s served in places as disparate as Scandinavia, Iceland, Poland, England, Germany, Russia, and even Japan. More to the point, pickled herring is available —with or without sour cream—in every Jewish delicatessen worthy of the name. Pickled herring is delicious any time of the year as an appetizer, snack, cracker topper, or fish course; it’s great on rye bread or challah; and, it’s a traditional food to break the fast of Yom Kippur. According to some, it will bring good luck if eaten on New Year’s Eve. Pickled herring can be made from either fresh or salted herring. The trouble these days is finding either in your grocery store. I once bought some delicious herring, still alive and swimming, at a bait shop on the waterfront in Tacoma, Washington. Jarred pickled herring is usually quite good, and it’s generally available in supermarkets and wholesale food warehouses. If the sour cream version is not stocked, pickled herring can be quickly and easily converted into it. Pickled Herring – from Fresh Herring INGREDIENTS 7 pounds fresh herring fillets 2-1/2 quarts white (distilled) or white wine vinegar 1-3/4 cups white (granulated) sugar 6 cinnamon sticks 6 bay leaves 1/4 cup allspice berries 1/4 cup mace 1/4 cup black peppercorns 2 tablespoons whole cloves 3 large onions, sliced thinly PREPARATION Remove scales from herring fillets; cut into 3/4-inch to 1-inch (bite-size) pieces. Combine all ingredients except the herring and boil for 15 minutes. Add the herring, and simmer for 15 minutes. Let cool in the liquid, then refrigerate. Pickled Herring – from Salt Herring INGREDIENTS 6 salt herring fillets 3 large onions, thinly sliced 1 cup white (distilled) or white wine vinegar 1/2 cup water 2 tablespoons sugar 1 tablespoon pickling spice 1 tablespoon whole black peppercorns 4 bay leaves PREPARATION Rinse the herring fillets well under running cold water. Soak in water to cover overnight, changing the water twice. Cut the fillets into 3/4-inch to 1-inch (bite-size) pieces. In a ceramic baking dish, glass bowl, jars, or food-grade plastic containers, arrange layers of herring alternated with the sliced onions. In a saucepan, make a marinade by combining the vinegar, water, sugar, pickling spice, and bay leaves. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer for 5 minutes. Pour the marinade over the herring fillets. Cover and refrigerate. Marinate for 48–72 hours. Pick out and remove the bay leaves and as much of the pickling spices as possible before serving. Mort the Mench’s Grandma Gertrude’s Famous Creamed Pickled Herring INGREDIENTS 8 ounces (1 cup) pickled herring 1 medium-size sweet onion (Walla Walla, Maui, or Vidalia) 1 medium-size tart apple, peeled and cored (Granny Smith preferred) 1 cup sour cream 1 tablespoon granulated sugar PREPARATION Thinly slice the apple and onion; cut into bite-size pieces. In a mixing bowl, combine the herring, apple, and onion. Add the sour cream, sugar, and enough of the pickling marinade to provide the consistency desired. Mix well. Refrigerate for at least one hour before serving, to give the flavors time to blend. Store in glass or plastic containers in the refrigerator. Chopped Herring INGREDIENTS 8 ounces (1 cup) pickled herring fillets 1 small tart apple—peeled, cored, and cut into chunks 2 tablespoons onion, chopped 1 slice of challah or rye bread 2 hard-cooked eggs, quartered 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1 tablespoon canola or other salad oil 1 teaspoon granulated sugar PREPARATION Place herring fillets in a colander. Discard any pickling spices. Rinse the herring under cold running water. Using the steel blade on a food processor, process the apple until minced, about 10 seconds. Combine the vinegar, oil, and sugar, using the mixture to moisten the bread. Add the bread, herring, and onions to the food processor bowl. Process until coarsely chopped, about 8 seconds. Add the eggs and process 6 seconds longer, or until finely chopped. Refrigerate. Keeps about 10 days to 2 weeks. Do not freeze. Chubs, Whitefish, and other Smoked Fish If you’re in an Israeli restaurant and order a soft drink, I’ll bet you shekels to sufganiyot that it will be served without ice. Yes, they do have ice machines in Israel, and, if you ask, they’ll probably give you some kerakh (Hebrew for ice). There’s a good reason why the soda will be ice-free. Israelis are firmly convinced that when ice is put into their glass they’re getting less soda, and, thus, they’re being cheated by the establishment. My wife JJ felt the same way about smoked chubs. She got very upset when she ordered a chub and someone behind the deli counter skinned, boned, and beheaded the little fish, leaving just a pair of fillets ready to plop onto a cream-cheese covered bagel. What JJ wanted was to be able to personally peel the skin off and chew the goodness out of it. Next, she’d remove the flesh from the bones, then suck them clean, so not a single morsel of fish remained uneaten. I don’t dare tell you what she did with the head, including the brains and eyeballs. You don’t want to hear it. Let me just say nothing went to waste. Usually, informing the waitress of her desire at the time she placed the order was sufficient. But, these days, that’s the least of the chub problem. You see, smoked chubs have been in short supply for several years now. Delis will order a hundred chubs and their supplier will ship them ten—if any at all. And there’s a good reason why. Chubs come from the Great Lakes. Smoked chubs are similar in appearance and taste to smoked whitefish, but they’re smaller and actually a different species. Seems that a few years back some foreign ship discharged part of its bilge water into one of the lakes, thus introducing a number of zebra mussels into the environment. The mussels quickly multiplied and became a nuisance of great proportion. Among other things, they block intake pipes needed for water supply and power generation. For a number of reasons, the proliferation of zebra mussels has caused a dire shortage of chubs. I recently phoned a dozen smoked fish companies that sell online. None had any chubs, nor could they offer me any hope for when I might be able to buy them in the future. I figured that if there was one company in the country that had enough buying power to corner the market on whatever smoked chubs were available, it would be Russ & Daughters in New York, one of the few remaining appetizing stores. Appetizing stores are similar to delicatessens, but they sell smoked fish and dairy products only, no meats. You see, the early Jewish delis, being kosher, did not sell dairy products. Today, however, most every deli is only kosherstyle, selling both fleishig and milkhig, to use the Yiddish words. (In Hebrew, the terms are basar and khalav.) Once popular in New York, appetizing stores have almost disappeared. To my knowledge, they never did take hold in other parts of the country. Rather, smoked fish, as well as dairy foods, became a major part of a deli’s menu. When I called Russ & Daughters to place an order I was told they were out of chubs at the moment, but that I should try again on Monday of the next week. No luck on Monday, either. But I was persistent. I hinted that I wanted to buy other items as well, but intended to order everything together so that I wouldn’t have to pay two shipping charges. After more than a month of making weekly phone calls, I was told that some smoked chubs just might possibly be arriving on the following Thursday. I marked my calendar and made the callback early in the day. David answered their telephone. I made a gansa megillah over the fact that we had the same first name, hoping to establish a little camaraderie. Sure enough, he told me that the chub shipment had arrived, but he wasn’t sure he could sell me any. “I’ve got to ask my boss, and he’s busy right now being interviewed on television by Martha Stewart,” he said. “Could you please call back in two hours?” I agreed, hoping that in the meantime Martha wouldn’t confiscate all of the chubs. When I spoke with David again, he informed me that I was in good luck. His boss would let him sell me the quantity I’d asked for, four pounds (about 14 fish). I thanked him profusely and ordered a pound of pastrami lox, a half pound of sable, and a dozen New York bagels to complete my order. Everything was shipped the following Monday and arrived at my home in Gig Harbor, Washington at 10:00 am Tuesday morning—just in time for brunch. I doubt if a new gold necklace could have pleased JJ any more than the golden smoked chubs. It’s easy to make delicious lox from fresh salmon, right in your own kitchen. When it comes to other types of smoked fish, however, if you don’t have a deli in your neighborhood you’ll have to go online. I can’t think of a better place to start than Russ & Daughters in Manhattan. Founded in 1914, the popular New York appetizing shop has been run by four generations of the Russ family. Here are some of the fish products carried by Russ & Daughters, as described by them on their website: http://russanddaughters.com/ Gaspé Nova. Mild and succulent, this is our most popular smoked salmon. The pure, satiny and fresh North Atlantic taste will be savored by any palate. Wild Western Nova. This is a wild king salmon from the Pacific. Its lean body has very little fat and captures the light wood smoke wonderfully. Double Smoked Danish. Imported exclusively by Russ & Daughters, this organic salmon has a rich smoke, velvet texture and champagne color. Prepare to be wowed. Scottish Salmon. The perfect union between silky texture and rich smoky taste. Scottish salmon has an interesting complexity and total sophistication. Norwegian Salmon. A lovely balance of smoke, salt, and firm texture. One of our least expensive salmon, but one of our best. Kippered Salmon. One of the crown jewels of appetizing foods. The special slow, hot smoking process renders the salmon amazingly tender and moist. Balik Salmon. Considered the most prized cut of salmon, balik was traditionally reserved for the Tsars. Now, everyone can enjoy the “filet mignon” of salmon with its delicate richness and buttery texture. Unlike other smoked salmons, balik is sliced sashimistyle in 1/2” thick medallions. Its size and taste make this perfect for hors d’oeuvres. Scandinavian Gravlax with Dill. Gravlax is not smoked, but cured and coated in a delicate brine of salt, sugar and dill. Goes best with a touch of mustard sauce. Pastrami Cured Salmon. Here you get to enjoy a good smoked salmon and New York Pastrami in one … without the cholesterol! Our salmon is smoked to perfection and then covered in a special pastrami rub of eight different herbs and spices. Traditional Belly Lox. This is the most traditional appetizing staple, which will bring nostalgia and smiles to all those who grew up on it. We take the juicy mid-section of a side of salmon and cure it in a special salt brine, just as it came off of Joel Russ’ pushcart. Old-Fashioned Pickled Lox. A real nostalgic treat that will take you back to the homeland. Wild cured salmon is cured in a century-old Russ recipe of pickling spices and marinade. This tangy, yet succulent treat, can be enjoyed with wine sauce or cream sauce and pickled onions. Sable. Traditionally called “the poor man’s sturgeon,” this smoked black cod is now being served in some of the best restaurants around the country. Sable is divinely mild and juicy. The light coat of paprika keeps in the taste while adding a mild spiced flavor. Sturgeon. The queen of all smoked fish. A slice of sturgeon will melt in your mouth like butter. Truly a delicacy. Whole Whitefish. An ethnic delight. Have the fun of scooping this succulent meat right out of the fish. For an additional dollar per pound we’ll take all of the bones out so all you have to do is enjoy. Weight varies between 2–3 pounds per fish. Chubs. A smaller version of a whitefish with tender and mild meat that you can enjoy all for yourself. Yellow Fin Tuna. Mild, smoke flavor. Serve on a bed of lettuce with squeezed lemon and pepper. Or on a thin cracker with crème fraîche and flying fish roe with wasabi. Peppered Mackerel. Infused with honey, lemon, orange, black pepper and spices, this small fillet has wonderfully soft and delicious meat. Serve individually for a lovely presentation. In addition to the fish selections described above, Russ & Daughters carries many other specialty products, including caviar; herring; imported and domestic cheeses; fish salads; cream cheese spreads; pastries (babka, halvah, rugelach); sweets; and nuts. Their prices are reasonable and the quality unsurpassed. I was amazed by the perfection in slicing and packaging of the orders I’ve received. Be aware, however, that overnight FedEx shipping charges, necessary for such perishable products, can easily exceed the cost of the foodstuffs purchased. To save on shipping charges, I suggest you order enough food for several meals at a time. Smoked fish can be stored in your freezer for up to a year. Whitefish Salad Whitefish salad on a toasted bagel … oh, so delicious! But, if you’re not near a deli, enjoying a whitefish salad sandwich can be difficult. You’ll need to order a smoked whitefish from your favorite deli or appetizing store, such as Russ and Daughters in New York City, and have it shipped to you. This recipe can be modified to make salmon salad from baked or even canned salmon. INGREDIENTS 1 whole smoked whitefish, about 2 pounds 2 celery stalks, finely chopped 1/4 cup minced red onion or 2 scallions, finely chopped 3/4 cup Best Foods or Hellman’s mayonnaise 2 tablespoons lemon juice Salt and pepper, to taste 2 tablespoons parsley, finely chopped (optional) 2 hard-cooked eggs, grated (optional) 2 tablespoon fresh dill weed, snipped PREPARATION Remove the skin and bones. Flake the whitefish, watching carefully for and removing any small bones. Mix all ingredients. Refrigerate until served. Gefilte Fish Gefilte fish (fish balls held together with egg and matzo meal) is a must at every Passover Seder. It’s also a traditional feature of Shabbat dinners. And, it’s always available in a Jewish deli. Many people have never tasted other than the supermarket version of gefilte fish, which comes in glass jars and is often doctored up by the chef by recooking with fresh carrots, onions, celery, and perhaps a touch of dill weed. Gefilte fish is customarily served before the soup and entrée, chilled, positioned on a leaf of lettuce together with a few slices of cooked carrots, also chilled, and accompanied by red horseradish and perhaps a hard-cooked egg. INGREDIENTS 2 pounds freshwater fish fillets (whitefish, pike, carp, perch, or a combination) 2 onions, grated or smooshed in a food processor 1 stalk celery, grated or smooshed in a food processor 3 carrots—1 grated or smooshed in a food processor, 2 sliced to 1/4 inch 3 large eggs, beaten 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper 1/2 cup canola or other cooking oil 1 cup matzo meal PREPARATION Grind the fish in a food processor or food grinder. In a large bowl, combine thoroughly the fish with the onions, celery, grated carrot, eggs, sugar, salt, pepper, oil, and matzo meal. Refrigerate for one hour or more. Divide into twelve portions. Wet your hands, and shape each portion (about 1/3 cup) of the mixture into an oval shape. Transfer each ball to a slotted spoon and gently lower into a simmering stockpot of fish-and-vegetable stock. Add the sliced carrots to the pot. Simmer for 50 minutes, or until the fish balls are white and firm and the carrots are tender. Turn off the heat and allow to cool in the fish stock. Remove the gefilte fish and carrots from the stock pot and place them in a storage container. Cover with some of the cooking liquid, to keep them from drying out. Refrigerate until served. Fish Stock INGREDIENTS 3 quarts water Fish heads and bones (from the filleted fish—be sure to ask the fishmonger for them) 3 onions, peeled and quartered 2 stalks celery and celery leaves, chopped into 2-inch pieces 2 carrots, peeled, cut into 2-inch pieces 1/2 cup parsley, chopped 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 tablespoon kosher salt 1 teaspoon whole black peppercorns 1 teaspoon dried dill weed (optional) PREPARATION Place all ingredients in a large (10–12 quart) stockpot over high heat. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 1 hour or longer. Strain, discarding the solids. Deli Sandwiches Sandwiches by Name or Number The mainstay of a Jewish delicatessen is sandwiches. Corned beef and pastrami are the hands-down favorites, sliced thin and piled high (traditionally referred to as over-stuffed) on seeded rye bread. Other sandwiches usually served on rye bread include brisket of beef, chopped chicken liver, liverwurst, and salami. Turkey breast is often served on challah or a Kaiser roll dotted with poppy seeds. In most delis, a wide variety of breads and rolls are available on request: seeded rye, challah, onion rolls, Kaiser rolls, seedless rye, and pumpernickel. White and whole wheat breads are not appropriate for real deli sandwiches (ugh!), but are usually available for non-Jewish customers who request them and making toast to accompany breakfast plates. On a regular meat sandwich, lettuce, tomato, or condiments are never added by the counterman. There’s always a jar of spicy brown mustard on the table, probably Gulden’s brand, and sometimes a jar of horseradish. Then there are the bagel sandwiches, often served open-faced—the most popular of which is belly lox (or Nova) and cream cheese. Lox and cream cheese on a bagel (usually toasted) are accompanied with sliced onion (Bermuda, red, or white), a slice of tomato, and sometimes capers—what’s standard depends on the traditions at the particular deli. Sturgeon, sable, cod, whitefish salad, salmon salad, and turkey salad are other favorites served on a bagel. Delis have a long list of specialty or combination sandwiches, which are often numbered. Sometimes they’re named after a regular customer of the deli who orders the sandwich regularly; or for movie stars, politicians, and other celebrities. Here is a list of Langer’s (Los Angeles) numbered combination sandwiches, taken directly from their menu: #1 – PASTRAMI, Cole Slaw, Russian Style Dressing #2 - CORNED BEEF and TOMATO, Russian Style Dressing #3 - CORNED BEEF, SWISS CHEESE and SAUERKRAUT #4 - ROAST BEEF and SWISS CHEESE, Russian Style Dressing #5 - CORNED BEEF and SWISS CHEESE, Russian Style Dressing #6 - CHOPPED LIVER and PASTRAMI, Russian Style Dressing #7 - HAM and SWISS CHEESE, Russian Style Dressing #8 - SLICED TURKEY and HAM, Russian Style Dressing #9 - TURKEY, TONGUE and ROAST BEEF – Three Decker with Tomato and Russian Style Dressing #10 - PASTRAMI and SWISS CHEESE, Russian Style Dressing #11 - TURKEY, HAM and SWISS CHEESE, Russian Style Dressing #19 - PASTRAMI, SWISS CHEESE and COLE SLAW, Russian Style Dressing #24 - ROAST BEEF Lettuce and Tomato, Russian Style Dressing #26 - THREE DECKER Turkey, Ham, Swiss Cheese, Tomato, Russian Style Dressing #27 - CHOPPED EGG and CHOPPED LIVER, Open Face #28 - FRESSER'S SPECIAL SANDWICH – Pastrami, Corned Beef, Tongue, Swiss Cheese and Turkey, Lettuce, Tomato, and Russian Style Dressing #29 - HOT PASTRAMI and TOMATO Russian Style Dressing #33 - PATTY MELT on Rye or Sourdough – Juicy Ground Beef, Melted American Cheese, Served with Onions, Pickles, Cole Slaw and French Fries #44 - HOT PASTRAMI, Sauerkraut and Nippy Cheese Grilled on Rye #54 - PASTRAMI and CORNED BEEF COMBO #55 - CORNED BEEF with Cole Slaw and Russian Style Dressing #65 - HOT PASTRAMI with Cream Cheese and Sliced Tomato #66 - BURGER MELT on a Bun – Juicy Ground Beef, Melted American Cheese, Served with Onions, Pickles, Cole Slaw and French Fries #88 - HOT CORNED BEEF, Sauerkraut and Swiss Cheese Grilled on Rye #89 - SWISS, BACON and TOMATO Grilled on Rye Note that most of Langer’s combination sandwiches come with Russian style dressing. What happened to the missing numbers in the above list? Ah, that’s one of the great mysteries of life! Now we’ll go bicoastal and list the creatively-named combination sandwiches at Carnegie Deli in New York: 1. LEO’S DELIGHTIN Triple decker turkey, corned beef, and tongue, with cole slaw and Russian dressing 2. CARNEGIE HAUL Triple decker pastrami, tongue, and salami with relish 3. TONGUE’S FOR THE MEMORY Tongue, corned beef, and imported Swiss cheese, with cole slaw and Russian dressing 4. BEEF ENCOUNTER Triple decker roast beef, chopped liver, and sliced onion 6. NOVA ON SUNDAY Nova Scotia salmon, lake sturgeon, onion, lettuce, tomato, olives, and cream cheese 7. FIFTY WAYS TO LOVE YOUR LIVER Chopped liver, hard boiled egg, onion, lettuce and tomato 8 THE EGG AND OY! Chicken salad, sliced egg, lettuce and tomato 9 THE MOUTH THAT ROARED Prime roast beef, onion, lettuce and tomato 10 CLUB DEAR Three decks of sliced roast turkey, grilled bacon, lettuce, tomato on white toast 11 BACON WHOOPEE Triple decker chicken salad with crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato on white toast 12 HENNY’S HEAVEN Nova Scotia salmon and cream cheese, served on a jumbo toasted bagel, with lettuce, tomato and onion 13 JEFF’S TATALAH Turkey, corned beef, Swiss on pumpernickel, with creamy cole slaw, Russian dressing 14 AH, THERE’S THE REUBEN A savory sandwich piled high with corned beef or pastrami or turkey with melted Swiss cheese and sauerkraut, open style 15 BRISKETBALL Brisket of beef and white meat turkey, with onion, lettuce and tomato No, I didn’t leave out number 5. For some reason, that combination isn’t on Carnegie’s menu. Note that neither of these delis makes any pretense at being kosher—nor do most other delis in the United States these days. Nate’n Al in Beverly Hills names many of their sandwiches after locations: NATE’N AL Hot Pastrami, Lettuce, Tomato, Russian Dressing NEW YORK Hot Pastrami, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing BEVERLY Roast Beef, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing HOLLYWOOD Hot Corned Beef, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing WESTWOOD Roast Turkey, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing BRENTWOOD Brisket of Beef, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing STUDIO Tongue, Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing However, Nate’n Al’s combination sandwiches—served on three slices of thin rye with potato salad or cole slaw —are merely numbered: 1. BAKED HAM, TURKEY and SWISS CHEESE Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing 2. CHOPPED CHICKEN LIVERS Sliced Hard Boiled Eggs, Sliced Onions, Chicken Fat 3. HAM, ITALIAN SALAMI and PROVOLONE Lettuce, Tomato, Russian Dressing 4. ROAST BEEF, TURKEY and SWISS CHEESE Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing 5. HOT CORNED BEEF Lettuce, Tomato, Russian Dressing 6. HOT PASTRAMI Sliced Sweet Pickle, Lettuce, Tomato, Russian Dressing 7. ROAST TURKEY, TONGUE Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing 8. ROAST TURKEY, BACON Lettuce ,Tomato, Mayonnaise 9. HOT CORNED BEEF and TONGUE Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing 10. PASTRAMI, TONGUE and SWISS CHEESE Cole, Slaw, Russian Dressing 11. HOT CORNED BEEF, PASTRAMI and SWISS CHEESE Cole Slaw, Russian Dressing These are just a sampling of creative deli sandwiches, to whet your appetite. Most delis have a full selection of hamburgers, grilled sandwiches, melts, hot sandwiches (with mashed potatoes and gravy), and chicken sandwiches. Of course, they’ll make any combination you can think of—but you already know that. Now that you know what’s on them, you can make any of these combination sandwiches at home. Are you hungry yet? LANGER’S #19—THEIR MOST POPULAR SANDWICH Reuben and Rachel One deli sandwich deserves special attention: The Reuben, usually the most expensive sandwich on a delicatessen’s menu. As with the French Dip sandwich and Chinese fortune cookies, there is fierce contention over who first created the Reuben. One school of thought contends the Reuben was first made in 1914 by Arnold Reuben at his eponymous restaurant in New York City for Annette Seelos, the leading lady in a Charlie Chaplin film then in production. But that sandwich, according to legend, was made with ham and not corned beef. Another story is that the Reuben was created by Jacob Reuben in his Brooklyn deli. It’s been said that Jacob was a nonobservant Jew and did not keep kosher —which might account for the combination of meat and cheese in the sandwich. The most widely accepted version, however, is that Omaha grocer Reuben Kulakofsky (also known as Reuben Kay) was the probable originator, and that he devised the sandwich sometime in the 1920s for his buddies at a weekly poker game held in the downtown Blackstone Hotel. This account gained support by being mentioned in the movie Quiz Show. In that film, the Reuben was called “the only truly invented sandwich in the world,” and Reuben Kay was given credit for inventing it. In fact, the inventor of the Reuben sandwich is unknown and the recipe goes back to 1908, which is about 20 years before Mr. Kay supposedly invented it. There are many variations of a Reuben sandwich, but all include meat, cheese, a cabbage product, and a dressing, grilled or served on toasted bread. The meat is either corned beef or pastrami. Purists state that if pastrami is used, the sandwich should properly be called a Rachel, not a Reuben. (Other meats, such as ham or turkey, remove the sandwich from the Reuben category entirely, as far as I’m concerned.) The cabbage product is usually welldrained sauerkraut, but sometimes cole slaw is substituted. Russian dressing is more common, but some places dab on Thousand Island dressing. The bread is typically rye, but pumpernickel is used on occasion. Traditionally, the cheese is Swiss. Most delis grill the entire sandwich, so that the cheese melts; some take the easy route and just toast the bread. In other words, when you make a Reuben sandwich at home you have a lot of flexibility, both in ingredients and in preparation. Soups Chicken Soup Beautiful Soup, so rich and green, Waiting in a hot tureen! Who for such dainties would not stoop? Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup! Soup of the evening, beautiful Soup! Beau - ootiful Soo - oop! Beau - ootiful Soo - oop! Soo - oop of the e - e - evening, Beautiful, beautiful Soup! … Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland There’s no way I can start this section without first regaling you with two famous chicken soup stories: A man comes in to the same deli for twelve years every night and orders matzo ball soup. One night he pulls on the waiter’s sleeve and says, “Taste the soup.” “There’s nothing wrong with the soup,” the waiter says. “Taste the soup!” the man insists, shoving the bowl toward the waiter. “What the heck are you talking about?” the waiter says. “It’s the same soup you’ve been eating every night for twelve years. Nothing’s the matter with it. We make it the same way every day.” “Taste the soup!” he says again, sending the waiter over the edge. “Okay, okay. Stop hollering. I’ll taste the soup. … Where’s your spoon?” “Ah Ha!” ***** Moments before a famous Yiddish actor was to perform to a packed house on Second Avenue in New York, the theater manager stepped out from behind the curtains and stood before the audience. “Ladies and gentlemen,” he announced solemnly, “I am distressed to have to tell you that tonight’s show must be cancelled. The beloved actor, Mendel Feinstein, has just had a fatal heart attack in his dressing room.” From the back of the theater a shrill female voice cried out, “Give him some chicken soup!” The manager, surprised, said, “Madam, I don’t think you heard me correctly. The great Mendel Feinstein is dead. Chicken soup couldn’t possibly help.” To which the woman retorted, “It couldn’t hurt!” ***** I don’t think there’s a deli anywhere that doesn’t feature chicken soup. It’s as much a part of the deli experience as pastrami on rye and lox and cream cheese on a bagel. What is it about chicken soup— sometimes called Jewish penicillin— that makes one with a cold or the flu feel better? Perhaps it’s the heat of the broth, or the aromatic steam rising from the bowl. Perhaps it’s the electrolytes, bringing the body’s chemistry back into balance. Perhaps it’s just the delicious taste. No matter. Chicken soup is the perfect remedy. Be prepared for emergencies! Always keep a supply of homemade chicken soup in your freezer. Serve it with matzo balls, kreplach, noodles, or even rice. Or, just plain, nothing but broth containing little bits of chicken and vegetables. You can thicken it with flour and milk to make cream of chicken soup (definitely not kosher!), or with cornstarch and a slightly beaten egg to make Chinese egg drop soup. It’s all up to you. But first, you have to make the basic chicken soup. There are two ways to do so: The old-fashioned way and the fast-and-easy method. I’ll teach you both. CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP WITH MATZO BALL, BRENT’S DELI Old-fashioned Chicken Soup INGREDIENTS 8 chicken feet 2 packages chicken backs (2–3 pounds) 2 packages chicken necks (2–3 pounds) 4 stalks celery, together with celery leaves 3 carrots, large 2 white onions, medium-size 2 cloves garlic 1 small turnip 1 parsnip 1 cup chopped parsley several sprigs of fresh dill weed 2 tablespoons kosher salt, or to taste 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, coarsely ground, or to taste 1 bay leaf Pinch sage Pinch marjoram Pinch thyme PREPARATION Scrub the chicken feet thoroughly, then score the flesh down to the bone with a paring knife. Chicken feet add a lot of flavor to the soup. If you can get yellow feet, they also add color. These days, however, chicken feet are often difficult to find. If your supermarket doesn’t carry them, try ethnic meat markets. Cut the carrots, turnip, and parsnip into small chunks. Chop the onions and dice the celery and celery leaves. Smoosh the garlic. Put all ingredients in a large stock pot and cover with at least one inch of water. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer 6 or 7 hours, until the vegetables turn to mush and the meat has completely fallen off the bones. Add more water if needed. Cool. Skim off most of the schmaltz (chicken fat). Strain the schmaltz and put it in a plastic container in your refrigerator or freezer for seasoning vegetables, making chopped chicken liver, making matzo balls, and using on meat sandwiches in place of butter. Strain the chicken and vegetable medley and pour the soup—in essence, just the concentrated broth—back into the big pot. Pick through the strainer and remove and discard as many bones as possible. Put some of the vegetables and little bits of chicken back into the broth, to give it a modicum of texture and color. WASTE NOT, WANT NOT: Pulverize the remaining particles of chicken meat and vegetables in a food processor. Add a dollop of the chickenveggie mix to your dog’s kibble every day. He’ll love it! SERVING SUGGESTION: Add one or two matzo balls or kreplach to each cup of soup, together with (optional) some cooked and drained egg noodles. Fast-and-Easy Chicken Soup INGREDIENTS 12 chicken wings, whole 2 stalks celery and celery leaves, diced 2 carrots, peeled and sliced 1/16 inch thick 1 small turnip, peeled and cubed 1 parsnip, peeled and cubed 1/2 white onion, diced 1/2 cup parsley, finely minced 1 clove garlic, smooshed 2 tablespoons Knorr concentrated chicken flavor broth or 1 quart chicken stock 2 teaspoons kosher salt or Seasoned Salt, or to taste 1/2 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper or coarsely-ground black pepper, or to taste Pinch poultry seasoning Pinch dried dill weed PREPARATION Place all ingredients in a large pot. Cover with water. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to a simmer. Cook until the chicken wings are tender, but not falling off the bones (about an hour). Serve with one chicken wing and some of the vegetables in each bowl. Add matzo balls, kreplach, and/or cooked egg noodles, as desired. Finally, here’s a little trick that can be used with either the old-fashioned or the fast-and-easy chicken soups: Add just enough yellow food color to give the soup a pleasant color. You’ll be amazed at how many more compliments your chicken soup will generate with a few drops of food coloring! Matzo Balls (Knaidlach) These days, not many people eat matzos except at Passover—especially in delis. Oh, there’s the occasional breakfast of matzo brei, and perhaps some might crumble a few matzos in a dish of Israeli shakshuka. But at home, the matzo box will probably sit on a high shelf in the pantry gathering dust until the next Passover, when the matzos will be thrown out because they’ve become stale and new matzos purchased. Matzo balls are another matter, however. Not only are they mandatory at Passover, they’re de rigueur in every bowl of chicken soup, regardless of the season, wherever eaten. Some people prefer their matzo balls as heavy as a solid rubber ball. I don’t. I like mine light as a feather; floaters, they’re called, as opposed to sinkers. Matzo balls should never be cooked in the soup itself, as that makes the soup cloudy. Rather, simmer them in a separate pot of slightly-salted water and add them to the individual soup bowls just before the soup is poured. INGREDIENTS 4 large eggs 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1/4 cup chicken broth (or water) 1/4 cup schmaltz (or canola oil) 1 cup matzo meal 1 tablespoon finely-minced parsley 1/2 teaspoon dill weed (optional) PREPARATION Using a wire whisk, beat the eggs, salt, broth, and schmaltz. Stir in the matzo meal, parsley, and optional dill weed. Place the mixture in the refrigerator for thirty minutes (or longer) to firm up. Bring a pot of slightly-salted water to a gentle boil. Shape matzo balls with your hands, making each the size of a golf ball— larger, if you prefer. Using a slotted spoon, ease them one-by-one into the water. Cover and simmer for 45 minutes. Don’t peek until they’re done! Makes 12 regular-size or 8 extralarge matzo balls. Matzo balls may be frozen for future use. Store them in Ziploc plastic bags. NOTE: If you don’t have any matzo meal, just grind up your leftover Passover matzos in a food processor. Process the matzos long enough to reduce them to a fine granular form. Kreplach Kreplach are wonderful little stuffed dumplings—pockets of dough with a savory meat filling. They greatly resemble wonton—except wonton filling is made from ground pork and shrimp, whereas kreplach filling is made from ground beef, chicken, other kosher meats, even just veggies. Kreplach are traditionally served on Erev Yom Kippur, Hoshana Raba, and Purim. Most delis have them on the menu year-round. Put a kreplach or two in each bowl of chicken soup and with each serving of chicken-in-the-pot. Deep-fry them as an appetizer or side dish. DOUGH INGREDIENTS 4 cups all-purpose flour 4 large eggs 1 cup water 1 teaspoon kosher salt PREPARATION Place the flour in a large bowl and make a well in the center. Drop the eggs, water, and salt into it. By hand, work the eggs and water into the flour. Knead the dough until it is smooth and elastic. Divide the dough into 10 pieces. Roll each piece flat, and then cut into five 3inch circles or squares. MEAT FILLING INGREDIENTS 1 pound ground beef, chicken, or turkey 1 cup minced onions 1 garlic clove, smooshed 2 tablespoons schmaltz (chicken fat) or cooking oil 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper PREPARATION In a saucepan over medium heat, cook the meat, onions, and garlic in the schmaltz. Work the ground meat vigorously with a potato masher to reduce the size of the granules. Add the salt and pepper. Remove from heat and set aside to cool. CHICKEN LIVER FILLING INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken livers 1 cup minced onions 1/4 cup schmaltz (chicken fat) or cooking oil 4 hard-cooked egg yolks 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, coarsely ground PREPARATION In a saucepan over medium heat, cook the liver and onions in the schmaltz for ten minutes, stirring frequently. Grind or chop the livers, onions, and egg yolks. Add the salt and pepper. Cool. TO ASSEMBLE THE KREPLACH Place one tablespoon filling in the middle of each square or circle of dough. Fold the dough over and seal the edges, using a little water. You can also fold the dough into triangles, like hamantashen. Or, use two portions of dough to make larger kreplach. Let the filled kreplach stand on a floured surface for 15 minutes to help prevent sticking or opening during boiling. Drop up to 12 kreplach at a time into slightly salted, barely boiling water. Cook for 15 minutes. Remove with a slotted spoon. Place into chicken soup a few minutes before serving. Kreplach may be frozen either uncooked or cooked. To freeze kreplach, place them one inch apart on a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper. When they’re completely frozen, remove them from the cookie sheet and store in Ziploc bags. Thaw and use as needed. Quick & Easy Kreplach You can make kreplach dough from scratch, using the recipe above. Or, you can cheat and save yourself a whole lot of work by using wonton skins, which are readily available in most supermarkets. And, with this recipe, there’s no need to cook the onions and meat—the filling will cook during the boiling process. INGREDIENTS 1 package wonton skins (square) 1 pound ground beef 1 cup minced onions 1 garlic clove, smooshed 2 tablespoons schmaltz (chicken fat) or cooking oil 2 tablespoons tomato ketchup 1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, coarsely ground PREPARATION Chop the onions in a food processor. Then (still using the food processor) mix in all of the other ingredients except the wonton skins. Put one teaspoon filling in the center of a wonton skin. Using a pastry brush and water, dampen the wonton skin around the filling. Fold in half, forming a triangle. Press the edges to seal the filling tightly inside. Freeze individually (uncooked) on a plate or tray. Then, transfer to a plastic bag and return to the freezer until needed. To cook: Place up to 12 kreplach in a large pot of barely-boiling salted water. Simmer for 10 minutes, then remove with a slotted spoon. Add to soup just before serving. Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup CABBAGE SOUP, BRENT’S DELI Sweet and sour cabbage soup is a deli favorite. It’s hearty, flavorful, and filling, almost like having cabbage rolls (holishkes) in a bowl. Serve with rye bread, and perhaps some brisket, horseradish, and a boiled potato on the side. INGREDIENTS 1 pound stew beef or brisket, cut into 1/2-inch cubes 3 tablespoons olive or canola oil 2 cups onion, chopped 2 quarts water 1 (15 ounce) can tomato sauce 1 (14.5 ounce) can diced tomatoes 8 cups white cabbage, coarsely chopped (about 1 large head) 1 cup green bell pepper, chopped 2 stalks celery, chopped 2 cloves garlic, chopped 1/4 cup sultanas (white raisins) 1/4 cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon beef base (or replace 1 quart water with 1 quart beef stock) 2 teaspoons citric acid (sour salt) 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Salt (optional) 1/2 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper, or 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper 3 tablespoons flour for thickening PREPARATION In a large soup pot or kettle over medium heat, brown the beef in the oil. Add the onion, and sauté until translucent. Add the other ingredients, except the flour. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 2–3 hours, or until the meat is very tender. Taste and adjust the seasoning as needed. Finally, make a slurry of the flour and 1 cup water. Add to the soup and stir. Simmer a few minutes longer, until the soup thickens very slightly. Mushroom-Barley Soup Mushroom barley soup is a venerable favorite at most every Jewish delicatessen. If it isn’t on the menu every day (as is matzo ball soup), it’s probably the soup-of-the-day at least once a week. A bowl of hot, hearty, and filling mushroom barley soup, together with a few slices of rye bread or challah, can be a complete meal all by itself. Or, by the cup, it’s a starter for a sandwich or salad. Mushroom barley soup can be made with either beef or chicken stock. INGREDIENTS 10 cups beef or chicken stock 1 cup barley 2 cups onions, chopped 2 cups mushrooms, sliced 1/8 inch thick 1 cup celery, diced to 1/4 inch 1 cup carrots, diced to 1/4 inch 1 parsnip, diced to 1/4 inch 4 cloves garlic, smooshed 1/4 cup canola oil Kosher salt to taste 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper or 1/2 teaspoon black pepper, or to taste PREPARATION Place the beef or chicken stock and the barley in a large stockpot. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer. Sauté the onions in the oil until lightly browned. Add the onions, mushrooms, celery, carrots, parsnip, and garlic to the stockpot and simmer until all ingredients are thoroughly cooked, about 1 additional hour. Add the salt and pepper. The amount of salt needed will depend on the saltiness of the stock. Chicken Stock Chicken stock can be purchased in cans or aseptic boxes. Or, you can make your own. Place 5–6 pounds of chicken backs, necks, chicken skin, chicken fat, wing tips, and giblets (as available) in 1 gallon water in a large stockpot. Add 3 large bay leaves, and an assortment of chopped vegetables: onion, parsley, celery or celery leaves, parsnip, turnip, carrots, and garlic. Add 1 tablespoon kosher salt and simmer for 3–4 hours. Strain. Beef Stock Beef stock can be purchased in cans or aseptic boxes. Or, you can make your own. Place 5–6 pounds of beef soup bones (marrow bones) and an assortment of various vegetables (onion, parsley, celery or celery leaves, parsnip, turnip, carrots, and garlic) in a large roasting pan. Bake at 450° F for 45 minutes, turning several times. Transfer to a large stockpot, and add 1 gallon water, 3 large bay leaves, and 1 tablespoon kosher salt. Deglaze the roasting pan with 2 cups water, scraping to loosen the fond (browned vegetable and meat tidbits), and add to the stockpot. Simmer for 2–3 hours. Strain. Return stock to pot and add 1 pound stew meat cut into 1/2 inch cubes. Simmer for an additional hour. If desired, chicken or beef stock base, bouillon cubes, or other ingredients such as Kitchen Bouquet may be added to the above stocks to augment the flavor. When adding commercially prepared ingredients, add a little at a time and taste-test to make sure they do not make the stock too salty. Borscht Borscht is cold beet soup, of East European origin. When served with a dollop of sour cream and a chunk of rye or pumpernickel bread, it’s a delightful dairy lunch. This recipe is attributed to worldfamous Katz’s Deli in New York City. INGREDIENTS 1 quart water 4 fresh beets, grated 1 cup chopped onion 2 teaspoons granulated sugar 1 tablespoon fresh lemon juice Salt, to taste Sour cream, for serving PREPARATION Combine the water, beets, onion, and salt in a large stockpot and bring to a boil. Cook for 30 minutes on low heat. Stir in the sugar and lemon juice, and simmer an additional ten minutes. Chill. Serve with a dollop of sour cream. Navy Bean and Pastrami Soup A deli can usually be judged by its soups. Whether it’s matzo ball soup, sweet-and-sour cabbage soup, beef and barley soup, borscht, or some other favorite, soup is an important component of deli cuisine. Brent’s, with locations in Northridge and Westlake Village, California, has consistently made some of the best soups I’ve ever tasted in a restaurant, and that’s reason enough for them to be known as one of the premier delis in Southern California. Brent’s has been owned and operated by the Ron Peskin family for more than forty years, and in that time they’ve perfected everything on their menu. This hearty soup recipe, however, comes from the other side of the continent: Artie’s Deli in New York City. Artie’s is nearly as well known for pastrami as Katz’s in New York or Langer’s in Los Angeles. INGREDIENTS 1 pound (2 cups) dried navy beans 2 tablespoons olive oil 3 large onions, diced 3 garlic cloves, smooshed 2 carrots, peeled and diced 3 celery stalks, diced 10 cups chicken stock 1/4 pound pastrami, in 1/4-inch dice 2 bay leaves 3 sprigs fresh thyme 1/4 cup chopped fresh parsley Salt and pepper, to taste PREPARATION Rinse and pick through beans, looking for and discarding broken beans and any small stones. Place them in a large pot, cover with cold water, and soak overnight. Heat the olive oil in a large soup pot over medium heat. Cook onions until soft and translucent, about 7 minutes. Add garlic and cook another 2 minutes. Drain the beans and add to the onion and garlic mixture. Add carrots, celery, chicken stock, pastrami, bay leaves, thyme, parsley, salt, and pepper. Bring to a boil, then lower heat and simmer until the beans and vegetables are soft and the soup begins to thicken, about 21/2 hours. If desired, the soup can be pureed with a hand blender or in batches in a food processor. Taste and adjust for seasoning. Salads Potato Salad Different varieties of potatoes have different textures. Texture should be of prime consideration when selecting which potato to use for a particular purpose. For baked, mashed, or fries, russet potatoes are the best. For soups, chowders, and potato salad, potatoes must be waxy and not crumble and fall apart, either in the bowl or in the mouth. I greatly enjoy the potato salad at Nate’n Al Delicatessen Restaurant on North Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills. For a number of reasons, Nate’n Al is my favorite deli anywhere. Their latkes (potato pancakes) were the inspiration for my own recipe. And, I ask you: Where else can you get a turkey sandwich made with white, dark, or mixed meat, your choice, from freshly roasted whole turkeys? Or a roasted turkey leg platter? Or orange juice, freshly squeezed after you order it, not before? Check out the Nate’n Al website and get hungry: http://natenal.com/index.html But I digress. One day my wife and I happened to sit in a booth next to the owner of the restaurant, a grandson of the founder. We started talking, and when I complimented him on the potato salad, he let me in on his secret: The potatoes—always White Rose potatoes—aren’t boiled at Nate’n Al’s, they’re steamed. That way, they never overcook or absorb too much water. The dressing for Nate’n Al’s potato salad is very simple. With potatoes cooked to perfection, anything else would be gilding the lily. In other words, you don’t need a lot of other ingredients to disguise the potatoes. The following recipe is mine, not Nate’n Al’s, but it’s close to theirs in concept, mouth feel, and taste. You may want to use even less celery, scallions, and bell pepper than the recipe calls for —they’re included only to add a little color and texture and just a smidgen of flavor. INGREDIENTS 4 cups of steamed White Rose potatoes, chilled, peeled, and cubed to 1/2 inch 2 large stalks celery, diced very small 2 scallions (both white and green part), sliced very thin 4 tablespoons green bell pepper, minced 6 hard-boiled eggs, chopped (optional) Potato Salad Dressing Paprika PREPARATION Mix the potatoes with the celery, scallions, and bell pepper. Add just enough of the dressing to lightly coat the potatoes, no more. Dust with paprika. Potato Salad Dressing INGREDIENTS 2 cups Best Foods or Hellman’s mayonnaise 1/4 cup canola oil 1/4 cup sweet pickle relish 1/4 cup distilled (white) vinegar 1 (4-oz) jar chopped pimientos 3 tablespoons yellow “ballpark” mustard Seasoned Salt, to taste Seasoned Pepper, to taste PREPARATION Using a wire whisk, mix all dressing ingredients. Macaroni Salad This easily prepared side dish is hearty and delicious, and better than any I’ve ever had in a deli. The full recipe makes a whole lot of macaroni salad— enough to serve generous portions to at least two dozen people. This macaroni salad is always a hit for buffet dinners. For family use, cut the recipe in half. You’ll still have enough for several meals! INGREDIENTS 1 (16 ounce) package salad macaroni 1 green bell pepper 5 scallions 5 stalks celery 6 ounces canned pimientos 2 cups Best Foods or Hellman’s mayonnaise 1/4 cup white vinegar 1/4 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons prepared mustard 1 tablespoon Seasoned Salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper Paprika PREPARATION Following the manufacturer’s directions, cook the macaroni, rinse it in cold water, and drain. Place the macaroni in the refrigerator to chill. Blend the mayonnaise, vinegar, sugar, mustard, Seasoned Salt, and Seasoned Pepper. Coarsely chop the bell pepper. Slice the scallions 1/4 inch thin. Cut the celery into 3/8 inch cubes. Mix together the chilled macaroni, fresh vegetables, pimientos, and the mayonnaise mixture. Place in serving containers and sprinkle with paprika. Cole Slaw Making cole slaw is an art, not a science. Start with this basic recipe, then modify the ingredients to suit your personal preferences. I usually slice and shred the cabbage by hand. If your prefer your slaw with grated cabbage, use the grater attachment on a KitchenAid or other stand mixer. This recipe makes a great deli-style cole slaw. For me, it’s perfect. For you, it should be a starting point. INGREDIENTS 1 large head white cabbage 1/6 small head red cabbage (or less) 3 medium carrots, peeled 1/2 green bell pepper, thinly sliced Cole Slaw Dressing PREPARATION Grate the cabbages and carrots and put them in a large bowl. Add the bell pepper. Add the cole slaw dressing a little at a time and mix thoroughly. Repeat until the slaw has the consistency (moistness) you like. Optional ingredients you may wish to add to the cole slaw include: yellow mustard powder; granulated garlic; cayenne pepper; paprika; red or yellow bell peppers; chopped onions or scallions; parsley; apples or dried apples; lemon juice; dried cranberries; and crushed pineapple. If the slaw will not be eaten with meat, or if kashrut is not a concern, you may wish to add 1/2 cup sour cream to the dressing. Finally, fine-tune your slaw. Taste and adjust, adding more sugar, spices, mayonnaise, or vinegar if necessary. Drain off any excess liquid before serving. NOTES Some delis omit the mayonnaise entirely, making a vinegar-based cole slaw. It’s tempting to put an entire head of red cabbage into the slaw, but don’t. That will turn the slaw an unattractive purple. You need just enough red cabbage to decorate the slaw, not overwhelm it. Cole Slaw Dressing INGREDIENTS 1 cup mayonnaise 1/2 cup white (distilled) vinegar 3 tablespoons granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon whole celery seed 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper or Seasoned Pepper PREPARATION Using a wire whisk, combine all ingredients. Egg Salad My wife JJ became famous for her delicious deli-style egg salad. At our business in Las Vegas it was the practice to furnish a lunch for all employees whenever one of them had a birthday. Invariably, instead of pizza, fried chicken, or other take-out foods, the birthday person would request JJ’s egg salad sandwiches. Eventually, JJ’s egg salad was included as an employee perk and written into the company’s benefits manual. JJ’s recipe is simplicity itself: Coarsely chop hard-cooked eggs, add a l i t t l e Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper (or kosher salt and coarsely- ground black pepper), and enough genuine mayonnaise (Best Foods or Hellman’s) to give the mixture the right texture—not too dry, not too moist. Nothing more. I assure you, no other egg salad is as satisfying as that made from JJ’s recipe. Yes, there are many ingredients that can be added to egg salad, including onions, shallots, scallions, chives, dill, mustard (dry or prepared), pickle relish, celery, stuffed green olives, paprika, even caviar. But, why bother? JJ’s simple recipe is the best! To make the sandwiches, schmear a generous dollop of egg salad on the bottom half of a large Kaiser roll, cover it with a layer of iceberg lettuce, then the top of the poppy seed-covered roll. Accompany the sandwiches with sweet gherkin pickles, black olives, and potato chips. Perfect HardCooked Eggs Part of the secret of JJ’s egg salad is perfectly hard-cooked eggs. Note that I s a i d cooked, not hard-boiled. Here’s how to make them: Place eight to twelve large raw eggs in a medium-size pot, in a single layer. Add 1/2 cup of kosher salt and cover the eggs with half an inch of cold water. The salt serves two purposes: It increases the temperature of the boiling water, and helps congeal any egg white that creeps out of the shell of a cracked egg. Bring the water to a boil over low heat, then immediately turn the heat off. Place a lid on the pot, and keep the eggs in the hot water for exactly 20 minutes. Then, remove the lid and immediately place the pot under a tap of cold running water. Continue running cold water over the eggs until they’re cool to the touch. Cooked in this manner, the whites will be firm yet tender, not tough and rubbery. The yolks will be perfectly cooked without any of the ugly greygreen layer around them—which is caused by a chemical reaction between the iron in the yolk and sulfur in the white when eggs are boiled or cooked too long. Chicken Salad Chicken salad is a staple in Jewish delis. It can be made from leftover roasted, boiled, or stewed chicken, or from chicken cooked especially for the purpose. INGREDIENTS 5 cups cooked chicken—white meat, dark meat, or mixed 3/4 cup Best Foods or Hellman’s mayonnaise 1/2 cup celery, diced to 1/4 inch 1/2 cup red onion, finely chopped 1/2 cup apple, peeled, cored, and diced into 1/2 inch pieces (optional) 1/2 cup white seedless grapes, halved (optional) 1/4 cup bell pepper, finely diced (optional) 1/4 cup pickle relish 1 teaspoon Seasoned Salt or kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper or coarsely-ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon Curry Powder (optional) PREPARATION Dice chicken into small pieces, no larger than 1/2 inch. Mix all ingredients thoroughly. Refrigerate until served. Chinese Chicken Salad Jews know two things: suffering, and where to find great Chinese food. … My Favorite Year (movie) For 5,000 years, Jews have been eating in Chinese restaurants. Have you ever once noticed a Chinaman in a Jewish restaurant asking for a piece of gefilte fish? … Jackie Mason My wife JJ loved Chinese chicken salad. She said that the best she’d had in any restaurant was at Bagel Cafe, a Jewish deli in Las Vegas. It makes sense that Chinese Chicken Salad and Farmer’s Chop Suey can be found in Jewish delis. The two cultures have much in common. Kreplach and wonton are almost the same, and Chinese cookies (the giant almond-flavored cookies with the little dab of chocolate on top) can be bought only in Jewish bakeries and delis. Similarly, the game mahjong is of Chinese origin, but it’s now played extensively by Jewish dowagers. Which reminds me of what the Chinese rabbi said when he was introduced to an American Jew visiting Beijing, “Funny, you don’t look Jewish!” It’s easy to make wonderful Chinese chicken salad at home, and it costs a lot less than in restaurants and delis. Usually this salad is served in large portions as an entrée. INGREDIENTS Romaine lettuce Napa cabbage Scallions Mandarin orange segments (canned) Chinese noodles, fried (can be purchased in a can) Almonds, slivered Chinese Chicken Salad Dressing Cooked chicken PREPARATION Coarsely chop the lettuce and Napa cabbage and put it in a large salad bowl. Add the scallions (coarsely chopped), Mandarin orange segments, Chinese noodles, and almonds. Pour some Chinese chicken salad dressing on top and mix. Place slices of grilled chicken breast or chunks of cooked chicken (hot or cold) on top of each individual salad, rather than mixing the chicken into the salad. OPTIONAL, TO TASTE: Substitute cashews for the almonds. Add water chestnuts; red, yellow, or green bell pepper slices; Chinese pea pods, raw or briefly blanched. Chinese Chicken Salad Dressing INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup canola oil 3 tablespoons Kikkoman Aji-Marin 3 tablespoons soy sauce 3 tablespoons rice wine vinegar 1 teaspoon Seasoned Salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper 1 teaspoon minced crystallized ginger; or, 1/2 teaspoon powdered ginger 2 teaspoons sesame oil 1 tablespoon toasted sesame seeds (optional) PREPARATION Mix the dressing with a wire whisk. TO TOAST SESAME SEEDS: Spread some sesame seeds on a piece of aluminum foil and place in a 400° F oven for several minutes. Stir occasionally. Watch closely to make sure the seeds don’t burn. CHEF’S NOTES Kikkoman Aji-Marin (a sweetened, seasoned rice wine vinegar) and sesame oil are available in the Asian foods section of supermarkets or in ethnic groceries. Sesame oil is what gives Chinese chicken salad, egg rolls, and many other Chinese foods their distinctive flavor. It’s quite strong, however, so be careful not to use too much. Farmer’s Chop Suey Farmer’s Chop Suey, despite its name, is a specialty of Jewish delicatessens. It’s a cool, refreshing dairy lunch, quick to prepare, and best when accompanied by fresh rye or pumpernickel bread thickly spread with sweet butter. INGREDIENTS 1 cold boiled red or white rose potato, peeled and sliced 2 radishes, sliced 1 scallion, cut to 1 inch lengths (both white and green parts) 1 celery rib, cut at an angle to 1-inch lengths 1 slice of green bell pepper, cut into 1/2 inch squares 1 large dollop sour cream PREPARATION Mix the vegetables. Put the sour cream on top. Enjoy! Serves one. VARIATIONS Add sliced cucumbers, tomato wedges, chopped lettuce, chopped cabbage, shredded carrots, fresh mushrooms, cottage cheese, sliced hardcooked egg, fresh dill weed, chopped parsley. Add a little salt, white pepper, sugar, and lemon juice to the sour cream to make a sour cream dressing. Use yogurt instead of sour cream. For a low-carb meal, omit the potato. Entrées and Deli Specialties Chicken-in-the-Pot You need to learn a special language when dining in a deli and don’t want to be disappointed with your meal. If you order matzo ball soup, chances are you’ll get a cup or bowl of chicken broth with one (if a cup) or two (if a bowl) matzo balls—no chicken, no veggies. On the other hand, when you order chicken soup—with or without matzo balls, kreplach, or noodles—you’ll get the same chicken broth, but with the addition of a few small chunks of chicken, a few slices of carrots, and perhaps scant evidence of celery and onions. Ah, but chicken-in-the-pot! That’s a different matter entirely. With chickenin-the-pot, the broth is subordinate to the large portions of chicken (often a full half bird), a plethora of vegetables, and (usually) both matzo balls and kreplach. Chicken-in-the-pot is a complete meal, filling and satisfying. It’s a featured item on the menu of most every selfrespecting deli. And it’s easy to make at home. INGREDIENTS 1 roasting chicken, 4–5 pounds; or, two smaller chickens (see below) 4 carrots, peeled and sliced to 2-inch lengths 2 ribs celery, sliced to 2-inch lengths 2 leek leaves (both the white and green parts), sliced crosswise to 1/2 inch 2 small turnips, peeled or scrubbed, halved or quartered 1 parsnip, peeled and sliced to 1-inch lengths 12 or more sprigs of parsley, chopped 1 clove garlic, smooshed; or, 1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic Kosher salt or Seasoned Salt, to taste Coarsely-ground black pepper or Seasoned Pepper, to taste PREPARATION Put 1/2 inch of water in a large pot. Add the chicken, breast side up. Sprinkle generously with Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper. Cover. Bring the water to a boil, then reduce the heat to a gentle simmer. Cook for 1 hour. You’re not boiling the chicken, you’re steaming it. Add the vegetables, then continue to simmer until they’re fork-tender, another 30–45 minutes. In the meantime: While the chicken is cooking, boil the neck, liver, gizzard, heart, tail, and any loose fat or chicken skin and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a small saucepan with enough water to cover. When the giblets are done, have a little nosh. You’re entitled! Then, if you didn’t drink it, add the broth to the large pot containing the chicken. Serve chicken-in-the-pot in large bowls, together with one or two matzo balls and/or kreplach. Cooked egg noodles are optional. CHEF’S NOTES If desired, remove the chicken skin before cooking. Use it to make gribenes and schmaltz, helzel, or tebit—all Jewish recipes available elsewhere. You might want to halve or quarter the chicken before cooking, to make serving a bit easier. If you’re intending to serve each diner a full half chicken, you’ll probably want to use two smaller ones, rather than one large bird. If you do so, adjust the quantities of vegetables accordingly. Stuffed Bell Peppers Stuffed bell peppers are Jewish comfort food. These scrumptious, slightly sweet and sour stuffed bell peppers have a tender, savory vegetable shell, a meaty inside, and a piquant glaze. INGREDIENTS 8 large bell peppers 1/2 cup dry rice 2 pounds lean ground beef 1-1/2 cups chopped onions 1/4 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 cup currants, raisins, or sultanas 1 large egg 1/2 cup ketchup 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce Several dashes Tabasco sauce 2 teaspoons Seasoned Salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper 1 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) 1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon allspice Pinch cloves, ground GLAZE 1 cup ketchup 1/2 cup brown sugar 1/4 cup white vinegar PREPARATION Slice stems and tops off of the bell peppers. Remove the seeds and white membranes from the insides. Put the peppers in boiling water and parboil for 5 minutes. Remove from the water immediately and allow to cool. Cook the rice according to package instructions. In a large bowl, thoroughly mix the meat, rice, and all other ingredients. Fill the bell peppers with the meat mixture. Place the peppers close together in a casserole dish. Pour some of the glaze on top of each stuffed pepper, dividing evenly. Bake in a 350° F oven for 45–50 minutes. Sweet and Sour Cabbage Rolls (Holishkes) Like the majority of deli foods, this delicious dish—similar to stuffed bell peppers—is of East European origin. It’s a favorite dinner special in many delis, for holishkes are inexpensive to make and easy to prepare in advance. Reheat in the oven or microwave just before serving. INGREDIENTS 1 large head white cabbage Filling Sauce FILLING 3/4 cup uncooked white rice 3 pounds lean ground beef 1-1/2 cups chopped onion 1 cup raisins or sultanas 1 cup bread crumbs 3 large eggs 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce Several dashes Tabasco sauce 2 teaspoons Seasoned Salt or kosher salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper or coarsely-ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon granulated garlic 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon allspice Pinch cloves, ground SAUCE 1 can (15 ounce) tomato sauce 1 can (14.5 ounce) diced tomatoes 1 cup dark brown sugar 1/3 cup distilled (white) vinegar 1 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) 1 teaspoon Seasoned Salt PREPARATION Remove the outer leaves of a large head of cabbage one by one, taking care to keep them as intact as possible. Drop the leaves into boiling salted water and parboil for 5 minutes, or until soft. Drain, cool, and trim out the thick center vein. Cook the rice. It doesn’t have to be completely soft, as it will be cooked some more when the cabbage rolls are cooked. Here’s an easy way: Put the rice in a microwave-safe bowl that holds about 8 cups. Add 1-1/4 cups water. Cover. Microwave on high for 8 minutes. Make the sauce by mixing all of the sauce ingredients. Make the filling by mixing thoroughly all of the filling ingredients, the cooked rice, and 1 cup of the sauce. Put 1/2 cup of meat filling in the center of each cabbage leaf. Wrap the leaf around the filling and put the cabbage roll, seam side down, in a flat casserole dish. When all cabbage rolls have been made, pour the remaining sauce on top, dividing it evenly. Bake, uncovered, for 45–50 minutes at 350° F. Makes approximately 30 cabbage rolls, depending on size. Any cabbage rolls not needed immediately may be wrapped in plastic, placed in Ziploc bags, and refrigerated or frozen. SERVING SUGGESTION Serve cabbage rolls with a boiled potato and plenty of rye bread or challah. Short Ribs What could be more delicious than a feast of short ribs, with perfectly seasoned, tender, succulent meat practically falling off the bone and melting in your mouth? How about the same short ribs accompanied by ovenroasted vegetables, and everything topped with a flavorful brown gravy? Yum! That’s comfort food at its finest! Most recipes instruct you to dredge short ribs in flour and sear them in fat to brown the meat on all sides before putting it in the oven. That’s one way of cooking short ribs, but it requires timeconsuming work that’s not necessary. I have a quicker and easier way. First, brown the ribs in your broiler. Then, braise them. Braising is the technique of cooking with moist heat. Steam, in other words. Steam literally melts the tough fibers in meat, tenderizing it naturally. The protein in the meat—collagen— transforms into gelatin, which thickens the meat juices and marinades into a smooth, velvety sauce that’s the basis for a mouthwatering gravy. Because there’s a lot of waste to short ribs—mostly bone, some gristle—you’ll need to buy at least a pound per person. Buy English style short ribs—that is, ribs cut parallel to the bones. Chuck short ribs are taken from ribs 1 through 5 of the chuck primal. Plate ribs are taken from the flat ends of ribs 6 through 9 of the plate primal. Per pound, chuck short ribs have more meat and less fat than ribs from the plate, but they’re both delicious. INGREDIENTS Beef short ribs Chopped onion Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper, to taste Red wine A-1 or barbecue sauce Assorted vegetables, your choice: potatoes, carrots, celery, parsnips, onions, mushrooms, bell pepper Flour (for making gravy) Kitchen Bouquet (optional) PREPARATION Rinse the ribs to remove any small particles of bone that may have been left by the butcher’s saw. Arrange them in the cooking dish, standing up vertically, with the cut ends of the bones on the sides. Sear the meat in your broiler until it’s light brown. Then, turn the ribs over and brown the other side. Now for the seasoning: Pour red wine over the ribs, about 1/4 cup per pound. Next, drizzle a couple tablespoons of A1 or barbecue sauce on top of the ribs. Then, sprinkle the ribs with some chopped onion, Seasoned Salt, and Seasoned Pepper. These seasoning preferences aren’t cast in stone. Use any seasonings you like—a favorite herb blend, chili powder, ketchup, Worcestershire sauce, tomato sauce, balsamic vinegar, and so on. Just be sure to provide sufficient moisture for the braising process—about half a cup per pound of short ribs, but not a lot more. You want to braise the meat, not boil it. Bake, covered, in a 325° F oven for two hours. While cooking, check occasionally. Turn the ribs over after one hour. Add more liquid if needed (water’s fine); you don’t want the baking dish to become dry. Remove from the oven and allow to cool before removing the lid, so the meat won’t dry out. Skim off and discard most (but not all) of the grease. Use the remaining grease and liquid to make gravy. Using a whisk, thoroughly mix two heaping tablespoons of flour with one cup of water. Put the drippings in a saucepan and heat. Whisking constantly, pour 3/4 of the flour-water slurry into the drippings. Cook over low heat until the mixture thickens. If the gravy is too thick, add more water. If too thin, add more of the slurry. Season if needed, strain if desired. At the beginning of this recipe I told you it wasn’t necessary to dredge the meat in flour and sear the meat on all sides before braising. Had you done so, the flour would have browned—in effect, you would have made an informal roux—and now the gravy would be a beautiful shade of brown and the toasted flour would have added to the flavor of the gravy. Here’s how to compensate for taking that timesaving shortcut earlier. Simply add a tablespoon of Kitchen Bouquet to the gravy. Instantly, the gravy becomes a beautiful brown color and the flavor is enhanced. It’s a lot easier to add Kitchen Bouquet than it is to spend half an hour or more dredging the meat in flour, searing it in fat, and then cleaning up the pot and stove afterwards. That’s not laziness, that’s efficiency! Always taste gravy to check the flavor, spiciness, and saltiness. Make any adjustments necessary. Meanwhile: After you’ve removed the drippings, and while you’re making the gravy, return the short ribs to the oven. Bake the short ribs, covered, for an additional 30 minutes at 350° F. Remove the cover and bake another 15 minutes. Alternately, if you’re going to serve oven-roasted vegetables with the short ribs, such as 2-inch chunks of potatoes; 2-inch lengths of carrots; celery; parsnips; quartered onions or boiling onions; and whole mushrooms; transfer the meat to a larger baking dish. Surround the meat with the vegetables. Drizzle some of the meat drippings over the vegetables. Cover and bake at 350° F for 30 minutes or until the vegetables are almost done. Then, remove the lid and bake for an additional fifteen minutes to brown the potatoes and caramelize the other veggies. Flanken Flanken-style short ribs are chuck short ribs cut across the bones. The same meat cut parallel to the bones is referred to as English-style short ribs. Flanken is often boiled and used in soups, such as mushroom barley; and in tzimmes. INGREDIENTS 4 pounds flanken Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper; or kosher salt and coarsely-ground black pepper Flour, for dredging 2 tablespoons canola or other cooking oil 2 bay leaves 2 cloves garlic, smooshed 1 cup dry red wine 2 small onions, quartered 2 stalks celery, sliced 3 carrots, peeled and sliced 1/2 green bell pepper, sliced 2 small parsnips, peeled and sliced (optional) PREPARATION Season the flanken with salt and pepper. Dredge it in the flour. Place the cooking oil in an ovenproof container with a lid, such as a Dutch oven. Sauté the flanken over medium heat, turning occasionally, until browned on all sides. Add the bay leaves, garlic, and wine. Cover, and place in a preheated 300° F oven. Cook for 2-1/2 to 3 hours, or until the meat is tender. About an hour before serving, add the vegetables. Baste frequently. Add more wine or water if the liquid has evaporated. SERVING SUGGESTION Serve over egg noodles. Accompany with prepared horseradish. Kasha Varnishkes Perhaps no deli food shouts “Old World” as loudly as kasha varnishkes. For those raised on the inexpensive-toprepare dish, a bowl or plate of it brings back nostalgic memories. For those who were not, it may seem as foreign as tschav (green borscht) or ptcha (calf’s foot jelly). Depending on your budget, kasha varnishkas can be either an entrée or a side dish. Either way, it’s quite filling. My own introduction to kasha varnishkes came when I was fifteen years old. As a fairly skilled photographer, I’d taken on the task of illustrating a book of homemade toys for Maurice Stoller, a newspaperman and writer originally from France. On the days when I worked, Stoller would always invite me to join his family for lunch, which—in the European tradition —was their main meal of the day. They owned what appeared, at first glance, to be a covered cake holder made of chromed steel; it always sat on their dining room table. It was not for storing baked goods, however. It was an electric broiler, complete with a heating element that turned red-hot. I suspect the device was a precursor to today’s toaster ovens. I’d never seen one exactly like it before, nor have I seen anything similar since. In it, his wife cooked some of the most delicious lamb chops I’ve ever tasted—perhaps because they were well-seasoned with garlic and herbs. The meat was accompanied by a generous portion of kasha varnishkes, with a spoonful or two of garlicky lamb grease spread over the top, and a small green salad, all on the same plate. Sadly, most young people today are totally unfamiliar with this tasty treat— its nutty, crunchy grains of toasted buckwheat groats combined with lightly caramelized onions, the earthiness of mushrooms, and tooth-tender pasta. Just check the age of people who order kasha varnishkes in a deli. They’re probably somewhere between retirement and death. INGREDIENTS 2 cups onion, diced 3 tablespoons schmaltz (rendered chicken fat), butter, margarine, or olive oil 1 clove garlic, smooshed 1 cup mushrooms, chopped 1 cup kasha (buckwheat groats), medium or coarse 1 large egg, beaten 2 cups chicken broth or bouillon 3/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper 2 cups small bow-tie noodles, uncooked 2 tablespoons fresh parsley, chopped PREPARATION In a large saucepan, over mediumhigh heat, sauté the onion in the schmaltz until it’s lightly browned. Add the garlic and mushrooms and continue to sauté until tender. Remove the onion-mushroom mixture from the pan and set it aside. Wipe the inside of the saucepan with a paper towel, to remove any excess oil. Using a wire whip, beat the egg in a small bowl. Stir in the kasha. Mix well, making sure each grain is coated with egg. Put the kasha into the same saucepan used to sauté the onion. Stir over moderately high heat until the egg has dried and the groats have separated and turned a fragrant, toasty brown. Return the onion-mushroom mixture to the saucepan. Add the chicken broth, salt, and pepper and bring to a full boil. Reduce heat to low. Cover the pan tightly and simmer until the broth is completely absorbed, about 10–15 minutes. Fluff with a fork. Meanwhile, cook the bow-tie noodles according to package directions. Drain. Combine the kasha-onions-mushrooms mixture with the cooked pasta. Sprinkle with the chopped parsley. Serve while hot. Use as a main dish, or a side dish served with meat or poultry. It’s especially good topped with roast beef or poultry gravy. This recipe makes enough kasha varnishkes for four to six. Any that’s left over may be refrigerated or frozen to be served later. Knishes A knish (pronounced kuh-nish) is the Jewish version of the delicious small, stuffed, sweet or savory, baked or fried pastries served around the world— including sambusak, bourekasim, panzarotti, pierogies, empanadas, samosas, Cornish pasties, turnovers, and chimichangas. Like most other deli foods, knishes are of Eastern European origin. They can be used as a first course, appetizer, side dish, or snack. In New York City, knishes are also a familiar street food, sold by pushcart vendors. Knishes are made in various sizes and shapes, ranging from small and elegant (hors d’oeuvre size, for cocktail parties) to the size and shape of hamburgers. Sometimes they’re even larger; those are sliced into portions. The most popular knishes are filled with a combination of potatoes and onions. Other types of savory fillings include chopped chicken liver, broccoli and cheese, fish, cabbage, mushrooms, and kasha. If you don’t want to make knishes yourself, you can order them online from Yonah Schimmel Knishery in the Lower East Side of New York and have them delivered to your home the next day. Founded by a rabbi from Romania, the knishery has been making both sweet and savory knishes since 1910: http://knishery.com/ Another resource is Gabila’s Knishes, also in New York. Since 1921, they’ve sold over 1.3 billion knishes in a wide variety of sizes and styles: http://gabilas.com/ Potato Knishes DOUGH INGREDIENTS 1 cup boiled and smooshed russet potatoes 1/4 cup canola oil 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1 rounded teaspoon baking powder 3 cups all-purpose flour 1/2 cup cold water FILLING INGREDIENTS 2 cups boiled and smooshed russet potatoes 2 cups onion, finely diced (approximately 1 large white onion) 1/2 stick (1/4 cup) sweet butter, margarine, or schmaltz 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper (or 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper) EGG WASH INGREDIENTS 1 large egg 1 tablespoon water PREPARE THE POTATOES Peel 6–8 russet potatoes (depending on size) and cut them into 1-inch cubes. Boil in slightly salted water until soft, about 15–20 minutes. Drain thoroughly. Using a potato masher, smoosh the potatoes until they’re of a moderately smooth consistency. MAKE THE DOUGH In a medium-size bowl, mix one cup of the smooshed potatoes together with the canola oil and 1 teaspoon kosher salt. In a small bowl, whisk the flour together with the baking powder. Add 1/3 of the flour mixture to the potato mixture and blend together. Repeat twice, using up all of the flour mixture. Make a small well in the center of the flour-potato mixture. Pour 1/2 cup cold water into the hole. Using your hands, knead the dough for a few minutes, to make a firm ball. If necessary to make a smooth and pliable dough ball, add a little more water—but, be careful not make the dough too wet or sticky. Cover the dough with a damp cloth and set it aside for 1/2 hour. MAKE THE FILLING Sauté the onion in the butter (or margarine or schmaltz) on low heat, until it’s soft and translucent, but not browned. In a medium-size bowl, mix together the sautéed onions, 2 cups of smooshed potatoes, 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt and 1/2 teaspoon pepper (or 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper) ROLL THE DOUGH Spread a thin layer of flour on a breadboard or other flat surface. Flour a rolling pin. Divide the dough into 3 portions. Roll out the dough until it’s slightly less than 1/4 inch thick. Using a 5-inch dessert dish or small bowl as a template, cut out two circles. Return the scraps to the next portion of dough to recycle. Place approximately 1/4 cup of the filling mixture in the center of each circle. Dip your fingers (or a pastry brush) in water, and wet the uncovered part of the circle. Pull up the sides of the circle, stretching as you go. Twist and pinch them together to seal the knish. Place the knish sealed side down onto a parchment-covered baking sheet. (If you prefer, bake the knishes sealed side up.) Repeat, until all the dough and filling is used up. Makes 8 knishes, each about the size of a small hamburger. MAKE THE EGG WASH Using a fork, blend the egg with 1 tablespoon water. Brush each knish with the egg wash. BAKE Place the knishes in a preheated 425° F oven. Bake for 25 minutes, or until the tops are golden tan. SERVING SUGGESTIONS Serve knishes warm or at room temperature. Accompany with a dollop of yellow (ballpark) mustard. Serve knishes warm with gravy. Obviously, knishes served with gravy are not kosher, unless the butter in the above recipe is replaced with pareve margarine or schmaltz (chicken fat). SHAPE AND SIZE ALTERNATIVES To make square knishes, use a pizza cutter or knife to trim all sides of a piece of rolled-out dough to make a rectangle. Place the filling in the center of the square. Fold over the short sides of the rectangle, then the longer sides, making an envelope of the dough. Seal with a little water. Place on the parchment paper sealed side down. To make cocktail knishes, roll the dough thinner and make the knishes smaller (either round or square). You can also make knishes in the shape of a log, spreading the filling and rolling the dough up inside like a strudel. Bake uncut, or slice and bake the spirals. Here are three alternate fillings for your knishes: Chicken Liver Knish Filling INGREDIENTS 1 large onion, finely diced 4 tablespoons cooking oil 1 pound chicken livers 1 hard cooked egg 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper PREPARATION In a small skillet, sauté the onion in 2 tablespoons of the oil, stirring often, until translucent. Remove the onions and set aside. In the same skillet, sauté the chicken livers in the remaining oil, stirring often, until the pink has disappeared. Chop finely the livers and hardcooked egg. Add to the sautéed onions. Stir in the salt and pepper. Beef Knish Filling INGREDIENTS 1/2 pound lean ground beef 1 onion, diced 2 tablespoons cooking oil 2 tablespoons chopped parsley Salt and pepper, to taste PREPARATION Fry the onion in the oil until golden. Add the meat and cook until all the pink has disappeared, crumbling the meat with a fork or potato masher. Season with salt and pepper. Stir in parsley. Allow to cool before using. Cream Cheese Knish Filling INGREDIENTS 8 ounces cream cheese 1/4 cup sour cream 1/4 cup chopped scallions or chives 1 egg, lightly beaten Salt and white pepper, to taste PREPARATION Mix all ingredients together. Kishka (Stuffed Derma) Someone stole the kishka Someone stole the kishka Who stole the kishka, from the butcher’s shop? … Frankie Yankovic Kishka is a word of Slavic origin meaning intestines or gut, and that’s exactly what kishka is (or should be) made from: natural beef casings (intestines) stuffed with a blend of vegetables, starch, and spices. When kishka is cooked properly, the casing acquires a crisp-yet-chewy texture and the soft, pasty stuffing a stick-to-your-palate quality. For the utmost enjoyment, kishka needs to be swimming in a pool of brown gravy. I recall a number of delis of my youth that always served a small slice of kishka with every sandwich—an extrasomething that New Orleans natives call a lagniappe—but, I haven’t seen that practice in many years. Now, kishka is a side dish / appetizer, and an expensive one, at that. In 2004, the U.S. Department of Agriculture stole the kishka by banning the use of beef small intestines in food products, out of fear that they might carry the abnormal protein that causes mad cow disease. The rule has since been relaxed, with abattoirs required to take certain precautions I won’t go into here, for which you should be thankful. I’m going to assume that if you don’t have a good deli nearby where you can buy kishka ready-made, you won’t have a local kosher butcher shop, either, where you can buy six or seven feet of beef casings. So, the following recipe will be for making vegetarian kishka suitable for Passover use … with a few non-Passover and non-vegetarian alternatives. Vegetarian Kishka INGREDIENTS 4 ribs celery 3 carrots, peeled 2 medium-size onions 2 cups water 1/4 cup vegetable oil 4 cups matzo meal 1 tablespoon paprika 2 teaspoons granulated garlic 2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 teaspoon Seasoned Pepper or coarsely-ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon poultry seasoning 1/8 teaspoon cayenne pepper PREPARATION Pulse the celery, carrots, and onions individually in a food processor. In a large bowl, combine all ingredients. Divide mixture into four portions. Place each portion onto a sheet of parchment paper. and form into a salami-shaped log about 2 inches in diameter. Wrap and seal the logs in aluminum foil. Place the wrapped kishka on a cookie sheet. Bake in a preheated 350° F oven for 1-1/2 hours, turning over at the end of 45 minutes. If serving immediately, remove the foil and parchment paper and return to oven for 10 to 15 minutes to lightly brown and crispen. Slice into 1-inchthick rounds. If the kishka has been refrigerated, remove the foil and parchment paper and slice into 1-inch-thick rounds. Fry in a little vegetable oil for several minutes on each side to lightly brown and crispen. Kishka may be wrapped and frozen for future use. SERVING SUGGESTIONS Serve as an appetizer, topped with a generous portion of brown gravy. Serve as a side dish with brisket, pot roast, or roast chicken. VARIATIONS Substitute schmaltz (rendered chicken fat) or suet (hard beef fat) for the vegetable oil. Substitute chicken or beef broth for the water. Substitute flour, farina, kasha, or mashed potato for some or all of the matzo meal. (Substitutions may also require a change in the quantities of other ingredients.) HELZEL Stuff the kishka mixture inside the skin of a turkey or goose neck. Close the ends by tying with string. Technically this is not kishka, but helzel—which literally means neck in Yiddish. You can also wrap each kishka log in chicken skin instead of parchment paper. This method closely approximates the taste and texture of traditional kishka. It will require the skin of one chicken for each of the four logs made by this recipe. It’s easy to remove the skin from a roasting hen in one or several large pieces by sliding your hands between the skin and the flesh, working it loose. Then, use the chicken meat for making chicken-in-the-pot, chicken soup, or any other chicken recipe. Knocks or Franks and Beans If a deli has a nightly dinner special— and most of them do—the odds are that knockwurst and beans or frankfurters and beans will be frequently featured fare on the chalkboard. Your choice of salad or soup, and perhaps a small dessert (such as a chunk of crumb cake or a dish of rice or bread pudding) are part of the special. And, of course, you’ll be given a napkin-covered basket of bread, perhaps a slice or two each of challah and rye. Most likely, the bread will be cut from the ends of loaves and hence too small for the deli to use making sandwiches. The knocks or franks will be scored with a sharp knife in a spiral running the length of the sausage, then grilled until the outside is nicely browned. There really isn’t any need to do more than heat the knocks and franks, as they come from the factory fully-cooked. The beans are always vegetarian, most likely Heinz brand, canned. No self-respecting deli would ever serve pork and beans with franks or knocks, even though they unabashedly serve ham and cheese sandwiches and bacon and eggs. After all, if you order the latter two items, you know what you’re getting. In the case of canned beans, you’re relying on the deli’s integrity and good sense not to put pork on your plate. Two franks or knocks will be placed on top of the beans, perhaps in an oval serving dish. Also in the dish (or perhaps on the side) will be a serving of sauerkraut, heated. Now you know the ground rules, what’s for dinner tonight? Lox, Eggs, and Onions A favorite deli breakfast is lox, eggs, and onions (L-E-O), accompanied by toasted bagels, butter, whipped cream cheese, and hash browns or sliced tomatoes. Not only is L-E-O delicious, it’s so quick and easy to make! Don’t think that this meal can be served only at breakfast, though. It’s equally welcome for lunch, dinner, or a late-night food frenzy. L-E-O helps your budget, too. How else could you make just four ounces of lox feed four people? INGREDIENTS 1 large white onion, chopped or sliced thinly 8 large eggs 4 ounces lox or nova, cut into small pieces (may be scraps or wings) 3 tablespoons canola oil 1 tablespoon butter Salt and pepper, to taste 2 scallions, chopped (optional) PREPARATION In a large sauté pan, cook the onion in the oil and butter until translucent. Using a wire whisk, beat the eggs, salt, and pepper until combined, then add to the onions. Stir to scramble. When the eggs have almost set, add the lox and (optional) scallions. Continue cooking and stirring until the eggs are done. (Can be more or less dry, as you prefer.) PANCAKE STYLE Add the lox and (optional) scallions to the egg mixture. Cook without stirring until the eggs are set on the bottom. Turn with a spatula and continue cooking until done. Salami and Eggs Salami is a pleasant respite from other breakfast meats. INGREDIENTS Salami Eggs PREPARATION Slice salami 1/4 inch thick. Fry in ungreased skillet until slightly brown on both sides (turning once). Serve with eggs cooked any style. Or, cut salami into 1/2 inch cubes. Fry briefly, then add to beaten eggs. Scramble the eggs together with the salami. Matzo Brei Matzo brei is a simple, quick, and versatile staple of every Jewish deli. It’s considered by many to be a breakfast dish de rigueur during Passover. Matzo brei is also a great way to use up leftover Passover matzos before they go stale. Basically, there are two types of matzo brei. The first is similar to a pancake, unfolded omelet, or French toast; the second resembles scrambled eggs. INGREDIENTS 2 slices matzo 2 eggs, beaten 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 or 2 tablespoons butter or cooking oil PREPARATION Break the matzos into 1 or 1-1/2 inch squares. Soak them in water briefly, then squeeze to remove most of the water. Mix the matzos with the beaten eggs and salt. Melt the butter (Place the oil) in a small nonstick skillet. Pour in the matzo mixture, and cook on low heat until the bottom is lightly browned. Turn, and brown the other side. Or, stir the mixture while cooking, to scramble the matzo brei like plain eggs. Now, here’s where the fun comes in. Matzo brei is like a blank painter’s canvas, ready for you to create a masterpiece. The dish lends itself to most any modifications imaginable. Select from the following, but (obviously) not all at once. If you keep kosher, you already know not to mix meat and dairy. For savory matzo brei, add grated onions; chopped scallions; chunks of salami; cubes of corned beef; tidbits of lox; diced bell peppers; grated cheese. Serve with hash browns or sliced tomatoes. For sweet matzo brei, add a teaspoon of brown sugar; 1/2 teaspoon vanilla; 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon; 3 tablespoons heavy or sour cream. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. Serve with maple syrup; applesauce; peach slices; blueberries; strawberries; sour cream; apricot jam. Cheese Blintzes Would it be Shavuot without cheese blintzes? Jewish tradition links holidays with foods of special significance. Here are a few examples: fried foods, such as latkes (potato pancakes) and sufganiot (jelly doughnuts) for Hanukkah— because of the miracle of the oil that lasted for eight days; hamantashen (three-cornered filled pastries) for Purim—because they resemble Haman’s hat or ears; matzos, gefilte fish, charoset, and many other Passover foods—items required for a Seder; and, dairy dishes for Shavuot—as the Torah, given on Shavuot, is as sweet as milk and honey. Blintzes are similar to French crêpes, but it’s more likely they originated in Poland. The word blintz is of Slavic origin—and is obviously related to the blini Russians serve with melted butter, sour cream, and caviar. Cheese blintzes consist of a smooth cheese filling enclosed by tender golden egg crepes, best accompanied by generous dollops of strawberry preserves and sour cream. Cheese blintzes are the perfect dairy meal, whether they’re served for breakfast, lunch, dinner, dessert, or as a late-night treat. What could be more delicious? Cheese blintzes are a deli staple. You can easily make them at home, and even keep them in your freezer to be cooked for a quick and easy meal on a moment’s notice. FILLING INGREDIENTS 2 pounds white cheese: hoop cheese, farmer's cheese, well-drained cottage cheese, or any combination 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 2 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt Blend all ingredients in a food processor until smooth. BATTER INGREDIENTS 1/2 stick sweet (unsalted) butter 4 large eggs 1-3/4 cups milk 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup all-purpose flour Non-stick cooking spray PREPARATION Melt the butter in a microwave, about three minutes at 30% power. Whisk the eggs, milk, and salt together. Add flour 1/4 cup at a time, each time whisking until smooth. Blend in the melted butter. Spray a Teflon-coated crepe or omelet pan lightly with Pam or other non-stick cooking spray. Pour 1/4 cup batter into the pan. Rotate the pan to coat the entire pan bottom with the batter. Cook over medium heat just until the bottom side of the crepe turns light brown at the edges. Do not cook the other side! Slide crepe out of the pan, cooked side up, onto a plate. Fill with 3 tablespoons cheese filling. Make an envelope by folding the bottom, sides, and then the top of crepe over the filling. Repeat until all batter and filling are used. Makes about 12 blintzes, depending upon size. Refrigerate until ready to prepare for serving. Or, wrap individual blintzes in cling-type plastic to prevent freezer burn, package them in Ziploc bags, and freeze. To serve: If the blintzes are frozen, it’s not necessary to thaw them. Sauté over low heat in a small amount of melted butter until the tops and bottoms of the blintzes are golden brown (turn once). Dust with powdered sugar. Serve immediately with sour cream and strawberry preserves or blueberry sauce. Potatoes Latkes (Potato Pancakes) There are as many variations of latkes as the number of people who make them —perhaps more. I’ve even seen recipes for so-called latkes made from sweet potatoes and some other vegetables as well, but I don’t go along with that newfangled nonsense. Many delis cook latkes in advance and reheat them whenever a diner places an order. Aarrgh! Freshly made, latkes can be heavenly. Reheated, they’re revolting. The best latkes made by a restaurant are at the Nate’n Al Delicatessen Restaurant on Beverly Drive in Beverly Hills. Nate’n Al is my favorite deli anywhere. Since 1943, it’s been the hangout of movie stars and other celebrities. They know great food when they taste it. Nate’n Al’s latkes are made fresh every time. But, they serve them with a small plastic container of insipid canned applesauce and just enough sour cream to make you angry. Too bad. Many people suffice at home with latkes made from a dried mix that comes in a box. Shame on you, Manischewitz and Streit’s. Instant latkes are on the same caliber as instant mashed potatoes —on a scale of 1 to 10, awful. Some otherwise intelligent folk grind the potatoes instead of shredding them. They just don’t know any better. Over the years, I’ve tried, first, to emulate Nate’n Al’s latkes; then, to improve on them. Now, because of a couple of little secrets I’ve discovered, I can say without any hesitation, equivocation, or exaggeration that my latkes are the best in the entire world. They’re golden and crunchy on the outside, soft and tender on the inside, and seasoned to perfection. Latkes are traditionally served at Hanukkah, the eight-day Jewish festival of lights that (usually) falls in December. And, traditionally, they’re served with applesauce and sour cream. Latkes also complement brisket of beef. If you serve them with brisket, keep the applesauce, but omit the sour cream. INGREDIENTS 8 large russet potatoes, peeled 4 medium-size white onions 4 large eggs 3/4 cup all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 2 teaspoons kosher salt 2 teaspoons citric acid (sour salt) 1/2 teaspoon ground white pepper 1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg Canola oil, for frying At Passover, instead of flour and baking powder, use 3/4 cup matzo meal. PREPARATION In a food processor, smoosh the onions to a puree. Add the eggs, flour, baking powder, salt, citric acid, pepper, and nutmeg, and blend, to make a thin batter. Transfer the batter to a large bowl. Be sure to use russet or other baking potatoes. Red, white rose, and other waxy potatoes don’t have enough starch or the right texture, and therefore make lousy latkes. Coarsely grate the potatoes, using the coarse grater attachment of a stand mixer or a food processor, or even grate them by hand. Here’s the secret of great latkes: As each potato is grated, stir it into the batter immediately. The citric acid in the batter keeps the potatoes from oxidizing and discoloring to an ugly pinkishbrownish-gray. Put 1/4 to 1/2 inch of canola oil in a large frying pan. Heat the oil to a temperature of about 350° F. You can test the oil by dropping a small amount of the potato mixture in it. If it turns golden brown in about a minute, the oil is ready. Using a slotted spoon (so that excess batter will drip away), scoop up enough potatoes to make one pancake about 3 inches in diameter—or smaller, if that’s the way you prefer them. Carefully ease the potatoes into the hot oil. Using a spatula, press down on the mound of potatoes to flatten it slightly. Turn the latkes over when the bottoms are golden brown—not before!—and cook the other side. Drain on paper towels. Serve immediately. After all latkes are removed from the pan, strain out any loose tidbits of potato or batter before frying another batch. Add a little more oil, if needed. You’ll probably wind up with some potatoless batter at the bottom of the bowl. Throw it away. NOTE: Because potatoes and onions vary tremendously in size, the above quantities are not precise. After you’ve made and tasted a few batches of latkes you’ll get a feel for whether to use more or less flour and seasonings. French Fries Yes, french fries are now officially deli food. When they became so, I don’t know. No matter where you go, it’s more than likely there’ll be a stack of fries sitting alongside your sandwich or grilled item. So, if you’re going to have authentic deli cuisine, you’ll need to learn how to make perfect french fries—and I’m going to teach you everything you’ll ever need to know about french fries right now. Remember how great McDonald’s french fries used to taste when you were young? No, your taste buds haven’t necessarily gone bad with age. The sad truth is that McDonald’s french fries are just not nearly as yummy as they used to be. The secret of McDonald’s delicious fries was cooking freshly peeled and sliced (never frozen) potatoes in a combination of vegetable oil and animal fat—mostly animal fat. According to one source, the ratio was 93% beef tallow to 7% cottonseed oil. After considerable pressure from well-intentioned but gastronomically ignorant consumer groups, the company changed its frying oil formulation in order to be more politically correct and to supposedly make the fries more healthful. And, at some point in time, to save money they started using frozen potatoes sliced and partially cooked in a factory somewhere. Here’s how McDonald’s describes the factory production of potatoes for their french fries: Our french fries are produced from russet Burbank potatoes. Russet Burbanks are high in solids, an important factor of sealing in nutrition and preventing excessive oil absorption during cooking. In processing french fries, the manufacturer follows these steps: Potatoes are given a quick steam bath to loosen their skins. They are then peeled, sorted, and forced by water pressure through specially-designed cutting blades at velocities of up to 35 feet per second. Potato strips are then blanched in hot water to maintain their color, texture, and natural sugar content. The strips are then dried and partially fried. Finally, the fries are frozen and packaged for shipment. Oy! In my opinion, by doing all those things, McDonald’s sacrificed flavor. Most of the flavor. If Old Man McDonald were alive today, he’d be turning over in his grave! By the way—french fries aren’t named after the country, France. As a matter of fact, they originated in Belgium. So, french fries really should be called Belgian fries, right? Wrong! They’re called french fries because the potatoes are frenched—that is, sliced into thin strips. That’s why the word french should not be capitalized when it refers to fried potatoes. Use the capital F only when you’re talking about the people of France, their language, and some of their proclivities, such as kissing. Here are my seven secrets to making perfect french fries. Your family will rave about your french fries and want to know what you did to make them so good. Please don’t tell ’em our little secrets. THE OIL Secret Number 1: You must have some meat fat in the cooking oil for french fries to have the right flavor. Whenever you trim excess beef fat from a steak or roast before cooking, put it in a Ziploc plastic bag and store it in your freezer until you’re ready to prepare the oil for making french fries. If you don’t have any beef fat on hand, ask your butcher to sell you some suet. Put several inches of cooking oil in a pot or deep-fryer. I prefer canola oil, but safflower oil and corn oil are both acceptable. Add a few ounces of beef fat to the pot. Cook the fat at medium heat until it is crisp. Then, remove the fried fat residue from your pot or deep-fryer. Discard it, or treat your dog to a special snack—but be sure to check first with your veterinarian. THE POTATOES Secret Number 2: McDonald’s is right about one thing. Russets are best. Peel them. Don’t let anyone try to convince you that unpeeled potatoes are better for french fries. They’re not. Unpeeled french fries are a sure sign of laziness. Secret Number 3: Cut the potatoes to 3/8 inch square—not larger, not smaller. If you have a mandoline, this is a good time to use it, as your fries will be more uniform in size. Secret Number 4: Immediately after peeling and slicing the potatoes, place them in ice water to which you’ve added 1/2 teaspoon of citric acid. The ice water removes surface starch and chills the potatoes slightly. The citric acid keeps the cut potatoes from turning brown. Citric acid—also called sour salt—is available in the Kosher foods section of your supermarket. If you don’t have any, substitute the juice of a lemon. FRYING Secret Number 5: Heat the cooking oil blend to 325° F. Drain the potatoes thoroughly. Add them to the oil just a handful or so at a time, so you don’t cool down the oil too much. Fry the potatoes for several minutes, until they’re limp but not browned. Then, remove them from the oil. Secret Number 6: Let the potatoes sit for at least half an hour. Secret Number 7: When you’re ready to serve the french fries, heat the cooking oil blend to 375° F. Refry the potatoes (again, a handful at a time) until they’re golden brown—about two or three minutes. The potatoes will be crisp on the outside and soft on the inside. Sprinkle with a little kosher salt before serving. Hash Brown Potatoes Breakfasts are a major part of a deli’s appeal. In the morning, delis take on a special ambience. Everything in a deli looks, smells, and sounds a little different from the rest of the day. Yes, the bouquet of pickles and corned beef still pervades, but in addition there are other aromas, warm and fragrant—freshly brewed coffee, bagels toasting, and, of course, the scent of whatever’s on the griddle. Deli breakfast menus provide a wide choice from which to choose: lox and cream cheese on a toasted bagel; pancakes and waffles; matzo brei; salami and eggs; and bacon, ham, or sausage and eggs—yes, most delis these days, being kosher-style but not actually kosher, serve pork products. With the egg dishes you’ll inevitably get a generous helping of hash browns. Let’s begin by agreeing on nomenclature. Hash brown potatoes are shredded. They’re not cubed, sliced, diced, or made from leftover mashed potatoes. Depending on the recipe, those are country-fried potatoes, home fries, German fried potatoes, or something else, but they’re not hash browns! Hash browns are crispy and golden brown on the outside and velvety tender and moist on the inside—the pride of an experienced short-order cook. Hash browns have the ability to make or break a breakfast. Good hash browns will make an otherwise ordinary breakfast palatable. Great hash browns can be a meal in themselves. The Hamburger Hamlet restaurant chain was famous for “Those Potatoes”—two large golden brown hash brown patties, separated by a cool and smooth layer of sour cream. Some delis, coffee shops and pancake houses make pretty decent hash browns. Many, however, do not. It’s always been notoriously difficult to make really good hash browns at home. Until now. I’m going to teach you the seven secrets of making perfect hash browns from scratch—and that means leaving those frozen grated spuds in the supermarket’s freezer cabinet, where they belong for all eternity. Secret number 1: It’s the potatoes. If you use russet potatoes, your hash browns will be mealy and mushy. Aarrgh! What you need is a waxy-type potato, the same kind you’d use in making potato salad. I prefer White Rose potatoes, which are sometimes called “new” potatoes. Yukon Gold potatoes and red potatoes make good hash browns, too. Secret number 2: Don’t precook the potatoes. It isn’t necessary. Moreover, precooked potatoes have a tendency to crumble. Secret number 3: After peeling, grate the potatoes in a way that makes large, even shreds. I use the grater attachment that came with my KitchenAid stand mixer. Most food processors work well also. I don’t recommend grating potatoes for hash browns by hand. Secret number 4: Keep the grated potatoes white and not an icky gray color by grating them directly into a bowl into which you’ve placed several cups of water and 1/2 teaspoon citric acid. If you don’t have any citric acid, substitute 2 tablespoons of freshlysqueezed lemon juice. Stir frequently to make sure all potato shreds get coated with the solution as quickly as possible after grating to prevent them from oxidizing. Secret number 5: Before cooking, rinse the shredded potatoes in cold water to remove loose starch. Then, drain them and—most important—blot thoroughly with paper towels to remove as much moisture as possible. Prepared this way, grated potatoes can be stored in a plastic bag in your refrigerator for several days, ready for the skillet or griddle. Secret number 6: For the best flavor and color, cook your hash browns in a mixture of half sweet butter and half olive oil. Other acceptable oils (depending on your taste) are duck or goose fat (schmaltz). Canola oil is bland, but even that may be used, and it’s a safe choice if you keep kosher. Secret number 7: Keep a lid on the skillet during the first part of cooking so that potatoes not actually touching the bottom of the pan will be cooked by steam. Omit the lid after the potatoes have been turned over. INGREDIENTS Shredded potatoes, about one cup per serving Citric acid (see above) Unsalted butter and olive oil—just enough to put a thin coating on the bottom of the skillet Salt and pepper (or Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper) to taste. Season after the potatoes have been turned over to prevent the pepper from scorching and turning bitter. Or, apply salt and pepper at the table. OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS Finely chopped onion, 1 or 2 tablespoons per serving Finely diced scallions, 1 or 2 tablespoons per serving Finely chopped green pepper, 1 or 2 tablespoons per serving Smooshed garlic, about 1/2 teaspoon per serving; or, sprinkle the potatoes lightly with granulated garlic Cubed or grated cheddar, Monterey Jack, or Swiss cheese, 2 tablespoons per serving PREPARATION Place the butter and oil in a large nonstick skillet over medium heat until sizzling. Sauté the onions, scallions, and green pepper; or, add to the potatoes raw— your call. Place the potatoes (with any optional cooked or raw ingredients thoroughly mixed in) into the skillet. Form into one or more patties about 3/4 inch thick. Pack down firmly with a spatula. Cover the skillet and reduce heat to medium-low. Cook for about ten minutes —more or less, depending on the amount of heat and type of potatoes. Check periodically by lifting one edge, but do not seriously disturb the patties until they’re golden brown on the bottom. Cut the patties into manageable-size portions and turn them over. Or, carefully slide the entire pile of halfcooked hash browns onto a dinner plate. Then, even more carefully, cover the plate with the upside-down skillet and flip both over, so that the potatoes go into the skillet with the browned side on top (and not on your countertop or floor). It may be necessary to add a little more olive oil and butter at this point. Continue cooking for about five minutes more, until the potatoes are nicely browned on the bottom. Serve immediately. Pickles, Sauerkraut, and Condiments Dill Pickles What would a deli sandwich be without a spear of dill pickle on the side? Incomplete, that’s what. Whether you like your dill pickles half-green or full sour, this is the recipe for you. It’s not, however, the traditional deli kosher dill pickle recipe, which uses only salt (and no vinegar) to cure the cucumbers. Regardless, I think you’ll agree that these pickles are better-tasting and crunchier. Moreover, they’re far less apt to rot in the brine. Fermentation, or pickling, is a method of preserving food that’s been utilized around the world for thousands of years. In the United States, dill pickles and sauerkraut are the two most common pickled products. When I lived in the state of Washington, I was fortunate to find a cucumber farm about twenty miles from my house, where I could buy cucumbers picked the same day (sorted by size), as well as fresh dill weed, heads of garlic, vinegar, and every other item needed for making pickles. INGREDIENTS 50 pickling cucumbers, 3 to 4 inches long 3 jalapeno or serrano chile peppers, sliced; or, slices of peeled horseradish 12 large cloves garlic, peeled Large handful of fresh dill weed 12 cups water 2 cups cider vinegar 2 cups white vinegar 1/2 cup kosher salt 1 teaspoon powdered alum Boiling onions, peeled (optional) Small green tomatoes (optional) 6 large grape leaves (if available) PREPARATION Scrub the cucumbers thoroughly. If they were coated with wax (aarrgh!), wash it off completely with dish detergent; then, rinse the cucumbers well to remove any traces of the detergent. Pack the cucumbers, peppers, garlic, and dill weed (and the boiling onions, green tomatoes, and grape leaves, if you are using them) into a large glass jar, ceramic crock, or food-grade plastic container. In a large pot, bring the water, vinegar, salt, and alum to a boil. Pour the hot liquid over the vegetables. Allow to cool, then refrigerate. The pickles will be what delicatessens call “half-green” in about two days, and fully cured in a week or so. You can also pack the cucumbers into gallon jars, with several sprigs of dill, two cloves of garlic, a few pieces of chile pepper, and (optionally) a grape leaf added to each jar. Pour the brine to within 1/2 inch of the top. When cool, refrigerate. ALTERNATE METHOD You can also pack the cucumbers into quart-size Mason jars, adding a sprig of dill, one clove of garlic, a small piece of chile pepper, and (optionally) 1/2 of a grape leaf to each jar. Pour the boiling-hot brine into the jars, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Seal, and process for twenty minutes in a hot water bath. The pickles will be ready to eat in two weeks or less. Personally, I prefer my pickles made by the cold process. They’re crisper and crunchier, and keep for at least a year in the refrigerator. There’s another advantage to coldprocess pickles. As you empty the container, you can add more cucumbers, onions, or green tomatoes to the brine. Just be sure to blanch the vegetables for a few seconds in boiling water before dropping them into the brine, in order to kill any surface bacteria. Bread-and-Butter Pickles You can’t buy pickles as good as these! Yet, they’re very easy to make. Don’t think that you’ll never be able to use up all the jars of pickles. They’ll disappear from your shelves in no time. Friends and neighbors will literally beg for a jar or two. You’ll try to devour half a jar by yourself as a side for a sandwich. INGREDIENTS 36 pickling cucumbers, 3–4 inches long 4 large white onions 1 large green bell pepper, seeded 1 large red bell pepper, seeded 1/2 cup kosher salt 8 cups cider vinegar 8 cups granulated sugar 3 cloves garlic, smooshed 2 tablespoons mustard seed 1 tablespoon celery seed 2 teaspoons turmeric 1/2 teaspoon powdered ginger 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 1/2 teaspoon allspice 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon PREPARATION Scrub the pickling cucumbers thoroughly. If they were coated with wax, wash it off completely with detergent. Then, rinse the cucumbers well to remove any traces of the detergent. Slice the cucumbers 1/4 inch thick. If you have a mandoline, this is a good time to put it to use. I like to give cucumber slices a wavy (crinkle) cut for bread-and-butter pickles. Perhaps you will too. Most mandolines come with a crinkle-cut blade. Amazon.com sells several styles of inexpensive crinklecutters: http://www.amazon.com/VegetableCrinkle-Cutter-FrenchSlicer/dp/B001UANLM8 Cut the onions and peppers into chunks about 1/2 inch by 1 inch. In a large bowl, combine the cucumbers with the onions, peppers, and salt. Cover with crushed ice. Let stand 3 hours. Then, drain well but do not rinse. This process softens the vegetables, so they can absorb the syrup. Combine the vinegar, sugar, garlic, and spices in a large pot. Bring to a boil. Add the drained cucumbers, onions, and peppers. Heat thoroughly, but do not boil once the vegetables are in the pot. Pack while hot into pint-size sterilized canning jars, leaving 1/2 inch headspace. Remove any air bubbles by sliding a nonmetallic spatula inside the jar and pressing gently on the food to release any trapped air. Put the jar lids and bands in a small pot of water and bring to a boil. Remove from heat, but keep the lids and bands in the hot water until you’re ready to use them. Wipe the jar tops and threads clean, using a wet cloth or paper towel. Place lids on the jars and screw the bands on firmly, but not too tight (finger-tip tight). Place the jars on a wire rack in a large kettle with enough hot water to cover them by two inches. Bring to a boil and simmer, covered, for ten minutes. Using a jar-lifter, remove the jars from the boiling water and place them on another wire rack for cooling. When completely cool, tighten the bands. Allow to pickle for two weeks before serving. Bread-and-butter pickles taste best chilled. This recipe makes approximately 12 pints, depending on the size of the cucumbers. Sauerkraut One of my favorite Southern California delis is Junior’s in Westwood. Almost as soon as you’re seated at Junior’s, a waitress brings a plate piled high with dill pickles and a generous portion of sauerkraut to your table, for you to nosh on while waiting for your order to arrive. Junior’s has wonderful sauerkraut. Because they make it themselves, it’s miles above the stuff that comes in jars at the supermarket. And yes, you can make equally delicious sauerkraut at home! Sauerkraut (German for sour cabbage) is one of the oldest preserved foods. It was the primary nourishment of Chinese laborers working on the Great Wall of China two thousand years ago. A thousand years later, Genghis Kahn and his plundering hordes introduced the tangy and toothsome treat to Europe. Eastern Europeans consume a large amount of sauerkraut, and it has been thoroughly incorporated as part of Ashkenazic cuisine. Thus, sauerkraut is another link between Chinese food and Jewish food. The online encyclopedia Wikipedia describes sauerkraut as “finely-sliced white cabbage fermented with lactobacillus bacteria. The sugars in the cabbage are thereby converted into lactic acid and serve as a preservative.” That says it simply enough. Making sauerkraut is equally easy. There are only two ingredients: cabbage and salt. The proper ratio is three rounded tablespoons of kosher salt to five pounds of cabbage. The only major concern when making sauerkraut is to make sure the fermenting cabbage does not come into contact with air, for aerobic contaminates of yeasts and molds could cause it to spoil. Traditionally, sauerkraut is made in a large stoneware crock, with a weighted plate set on top to keep the cabbage submerged and therefore not exposed to air. One source of such crocks is Leeners. Check their website at: http://www.leeners.com/ I prefer to use a more modern container and a more efficient seal and weight. The container is a Rubbermaid 6308 P polycarbonate storage container. This is a very sturdy, commercial quality food grade plastic container that holds eight quarts. It’s big enough to convert eight pounds of cabbage into kraut and still has enough room for the weight / seal. Rubbermaid makes other size containers that hold as much as 22 quarts. Plastic lids to fit the containers (Rubbermaid number 6509) are sold separately. For the weight (and to keep air away from the cabbage), fill a one-gallon size Ziploc freezer bag—it fits inside the Rubbermaid container perfectly—with water to which you’ve added four tablespoons of salt. (In case the bag leaks, salted water will not dilute the fermenting cabbage brine.) Remove as much air as possible from the bag and seal it. Then, for extra protection against leaking, place the bag inside another one-gallon Ziploc bag and seal that bag. INGREDIENTS 5 pounds white cabbage (about 2 large heads) 3 rounded tablespoons kosher salt PREPARATION Discard the outer leaves and any insect-damaged areas. Rinse the cabbage under cold running water and drain. Quarter the cabbage and remove the cores. Use a mandoline, meat slicer, or sharp knife to shred the cabbage to the thickness of a quarter. Place the cabbage in a large bowl. It will look as if you have too much cabbage to fit into the sauerkraut fermentation container. Don’t worry. The pile of cabbage will shrink. Add the salt and mix thoroughly. Allow the mixture to sit for 30 minutes. The salt will draw juices from the cabbage, and as it does the cabbage will wilt slightly. Optionally, you may want to add a small amount of dill weed or caraway seeds to the cabbage at this time. Some people like to mix white and red cabbage to make bright pink sauerkraut. Pack the cabbage, including any liquid that formed, into your fermentation container. Press down firmly until the juice comes to the surface. Set the brine-filled plastic bag (or other weight) on top of the cabbage, so that no air can seep through. If using a Rubbermaid container, put a lid on top. Place the container where it will be out of the way and at a room temperature of 75° F or lower—perhaps under your kitchen sink or in your basement. Check the container every day or so. Should there be any discolored cabbage or scum (mold) on the top, remove it immediately. The kraut will be ready to eat in 3 to 6 weeks, depending on the room temperature while fermenting and how tart you like your kraut. Although sauerkraut may be stored at room temperature once it’s completely cured, I prefer to keep it in the refrigerator (for several months) or freezer (for at least a year). For a milder sauerkraut (and also one with less sodium content), rinse it under cold water briefly before serving. To read a scholarly dissertation about making sauerkraut—enough information to go into the sauerkraut business—go to this University of Wisconsin website: http://learningstore.uwex.edu/pdf/B2087.p Horseradish To a worm stuck in horseradish, the whole world is horseradish. … Yiddish proverb After we moved from the San Fernando Valley to Las Vegas back in the 1970s, most every Sunday morning my wife and I went to the Las Vegas Sands for their world-famous Sun Brunch. Our next door neighbor was an executive at the casino, so we were always “comped.” In other words, the price was right—free! No matter what you might want to eat, it was there. Lox, in extravagant quantities. Barbecued cod. Smoked Sturgeon. Eggs, scrambled or cooked to order, any style. Pastries. Fruits, melons, and berries. Bacon. Ham. Sausages. Bagels. Toast. Waffles. Pancakes. Tiny roasted quail. Rotisserie chicken. Salads of every description. Cakes, cheesecakes, pies, and other desserts. And so on, ad infinitum. No other Sunday brunch, before or after, could possibly compare with the Sun Brunch! The Sands, once the haunt of Sinatra and the Rat Pack, is now gone, imploded in a cloud of dust. But, it will never be forgotten. We knew one family who bought a Sunday newspaper and stayed at the Sands from early morning until the brunch closed mid-afternoon, eating and reading and schmoozing with their friends. They didn’t dine again until Monday night. My wife JJ always helped herself to a generous helping of apple strudel, and then, inexplicably (to me), added a large dollop of creamy horseradish on the side. I thought that was a most incongruent combination, but I’ve since changed my mind. Horseradish can and does go with most everything. As with most foods, homemade is far better than factory-produced. However, you never know just how strong homemade horseradish will be, as horseradish varies considerably in strength from one root to another due to differences in growing and storing conditions. Commercial purveyors of prepared horseradish “heat up” mild roots with oil of mustard, so their products are uniformly hot. I keep three types of homemade horseradish sauce on hand at all times. Prepared horseradish is the best type to serve with brisket of beef, short ribs, and flanken. It is also a key ingredient in recipes that require prepared horseradish—in other words, it’s the “building block” ingredient. Red horseradish is traditionally served with gefilte fish, especially at Passover. Whipped-cream horseradish is the sauce that accompanies prime rib at Lawry’s restaurants. It’s delicious, but not kosher when used with meat. So, do as my wife did. Forgo the meat, and put your horseradish on apple strudel! Prepared Horseradish INGREDIENTS 2 cups peeled horseradish root, cut into small pieces 1 cup white (distilled) vinegar 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) PREPARATION Smoosh the horseradish in a food processor. Add the sugar, salt, and citric acid. Add the vinegar and continue processing until smooth and creamy. But: Add the vinegar a little at a time, as you might not need the entire cup for the proper consistency. On the other hand, you might need a bit more. Citric acid helps keep the prepared horseradish from darkening. RED HORSERADISH Same as above, except add one small raw red beet, peeled, to the food processor. Whipped-Cream Horseradish INGREDIENTS Peeled horseradish root, smooshed (not prepared horseradish) 1/2 pint heavy (whipping) cream Generous pinch of kosher salt PREPARATION Cut the horseradish into small pieces and smoosh it in a food processor. Chill a small bowl and your portable mixer beaters in the freezer. Whip the cream and salt until it’s very thick. Reduce beater speed and add horseradish, 1 tablespoon at a time. Taste after each addition; stop when the pungency level you desire has been reached. Usually, 1/2 pint of whipping cream will require 4 or 5 tablespoons of finely smooshed fresh horseradish. TIMESAVING TIP You can make all three types of horseradish in one easy session. First, peel and smoosh several horseradish roots. Then, whip the cream, and add enough smooshed horseradish to the whipped cream to provide the amount of “bite” you want. Next, add vinegar, salt, and sugar to the remaining horseradish. Remove half of the resultant prepared horseradish and put it in plastic containers. Finally, add one raw red beet (cut into small pieces) to the remaining prepared horseradish in the food processor and run it until the beet is thoroughly assimilated. You’ve prepared three different types of horseradish! FOR THE FREEZER Place all three types of horseradish (as well as any extra smooshed horseradish that has not been combined with other ingredients) into small Ziploc plastic containers and freeze. Thaw as needed. Mustard TAMING OF THE SHREW Act IV Scene III GRUMIO: What say you to a piece of beef and mustard? KATHARINA: A dish that I do love to feed upon. GRUMIO: Ay, but the mustard is too hot a little. KATHARINA: Why then, the beef, and let the mustard rest. GRUMIO: Nay then, I will not: you shall have the mustard, Or else you get no beef of Grumio. KATHARINA: Then both, or one, or any thing thou wilt. GRUMIO: Why then, the mustard without the beef. KATHARINA: Go, get thee gone, thou false deluding slave, [Beats him] That feed’st me with the very name of meat: Sorrow on thee and all the pack of you, That triumph thus upon my misery! Go, get thee gone, I say. “Whaaaat! Make my own mustard? From scratch? You gotta be pulling my leg!” No, I’m not pulling your leg. Preparing mustard from scratch is both a fun cooking adventure and the source of a unique, very special gift from your kitchen. Homemade mustard, packaged in a fancy mustard jar with your own computer-printed label, is more impressive to most people than homemade jellies and jams or even homemade ketchup. Yet, it’s easier to prepare, for it’s just stirred, not cooked. Do you want Dijon mustard, ballpark mustard, herb mustard, chili-garlic mustard, horseradish mustard, tarragon mustard, or honey mustard? You name it, you can make it. The best part about making mustard is the creativity! You’ll save money over the price of store-bought “gourmet” mustards, too. A whole lot of money. For pastrami, corned beef, and other deli sandwiches, you have to have a good deli mustard … of course … and the recipe below is just the ticket. Dilly Deli Horseradish Mustard INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups ground yellow dry mustard (mustard flour) 1/2 cup brown mustard seeds 1/2 cup yellow mustard seeds 1 (12 ounce) can beer 1 cup distilled (white) vinegar 1/2 cup cider vinegar 1/2 cup dark brown sugar 1/4 cup freshly grated horseradish root or prepared horseradish 1 tablespoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon dried dill weed 2 teaspoons turmeric 1 teaspoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon juniper berries 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon allspice 1/2 teaspoon coarsely-ground black pepper 1/2 teaspoon caraway seeds PREPARATION In an electric spice grinder, grind the mustard seeds, juniper berries, and caraway seeds. They should be ground fine, but not to a complete powder, if you want some texture to your mustard. Mix all ingredients together. At this point, the mustard may seem to be a little too watery. Not to worry. Cover and refrigerate overnight. By the next day, the mustard flour will have absorbed most or all of the liquid. If the mustard is too thick, add more vinegar, beer, or water. If it’s too thin, add a little more ground mustard. Now comes the fun part—the tasting and adjusting, so that the mustard has exactly the flavor you prefer. When freshly made, the mustard is going to be extremely hot. It will tone down over the next few weeks and months. But, is it sweet enough? Salty enough? Garlicky enough? Redolent enough of dill? If not, add more sugar, salt, garlic, or dill weed. Want it yellower? Then add some more turmeric. Is it too yellow? Then take some turmeric out. (Only kidding!) Package the mustard in sterilized jars. Dilly deli horseradish mustard may be refrigerated for months. You can also keep the jars in your freezer until needed. Here are three reliable online sources for mustard-making ingredients and supplies. Dry mustard (mustard flour) and mustard seeds: http://www.butcher-packer.com/ Mustard jars: http://www.sunburstbottle.com Mustard-making ingredients, supplies, and jars: http://www.leeners.com/mustard/ Thousand Island Dressing Thousand Island dressing is named after a group of more than 1,800 islands in northern New York and southeast Ontario, Canada. The islands, some of which are privately owned, are a popular resort area. Perhaps an innovative chef at one of the resorts originally created the dressing recipe. Nu, why didn’t they call is 1,800 island dressing? INGREDIENTS 1 cup Best Foods or Hellman mayonnaise 1/3 cup tomato ketchup 1/3 cup pickle relish, drained 1 teaspoon granulated sugar Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper (or kosher salt and coarsely ground black pepper) to taste 1 tablespoon finely-minced onion (optional) 1 hard-cooked egg, finely chopped (optional) PREPARATION Using a ingredients. wire whisk, mix all Russian Dressing There doesn’t seem to be any agreement as to what constitutes Russian Dressing. Check the recipes on the Internet and you’ll find an extremely wide range of ingredients. I make my Russian dressing similar to Thousand Island dressing, leaving out the pickle relish and adding horseradish and celery seed. This recipe is closest to the Russian dressing served in most delis. INGREDIENTS 1 cup Best Foods or Hellman mayonnaise 1/3 cup tomato ketchup 1 tablespoon prepared horseradish 1 tablespoon finely-minced onion 1 teaspoon granulated sugar 1 teaspoon celery seed Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper (or kosher salt and coarsely-ground black pepper) to taste PREPARATION Using a ingredients. wire whisk, mix all Odds and Ends Chicken Liver Pâté “What am I, chopped liver?” If you enjoy delicatessen-style chopped liver, pâté de foie gras, or even Braunschweiger or liverwurst, you’ll love this delectable, creamy spread. Like most of my recipes, it’s quick and easy to make. Use chicken liver pâté as a party dip, with crackers or veggies. Make it into a sandwich, with thinly sliced red onions and tomatoes. Or, generously spread it on corned beef, pastrami, and turkey sandwiches. INGREDIENTS 1 pound chicken livers 1 medium-size white onion, coarsely chopped 3 tablespoons canola oil 2 large hard-cooked eggs 2 tablespoons (or more) mayonnaise Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper, to taste PREPARATION Rinse and drain the chicken livers. Put the canola oil in a skillet. Add the onion and sauté over medium heat until translucent. Remove and set aside. Add the chicken livers to the same skillet and generously sprinkle with Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper. Cook, stirring frequently, until all the pink is gone from the livers. Transfer the chicken livers and onions to a food processor. Add the hardcooked eggs and mayonnaise and smoosh until smooth. If needed, add a little more mayonnaise to make a smooth spread. Refrigerate for several hours before serving, to bring out the flavor. Chicken Liver Pâté freezes well. Keep a supply on hand in Ziploc Extra Small (1 cup) storage containers. When company drops by unexpectedly, you can have this wonderful appetizer ready to serve as fast as your microwave can thaw it! CHEF’S NOTES (1) This pâté is smooshed more than chopped liver, which gives it a very smooth texture. To make a more traditional chopped chicken liver: Instead of using a food processor, mash the cooked livers with a fork. And, hand-grate the hard-cooked eggs. (2) To make the recipe even more authentic, don’t use mayonnaise. Instead, use chicken schmaltz (rendered chicken fat). You can also use schmaltz instead of the canola oil. However, mayonnaise is healthier. (3) Many people prefer their chopped liver made with calves’ liver. If this is your preference, sauté a pound of liver together with the onions. When the liver is cooked, grate it on a hand grater or run it through a food chopper. Don’t use a food processor, as it will smoosh the liver too much. (4) You may substitute kosher salt and coarsely ground black pepper for the Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper. Gravy Delis need gravy to make hot openfaced roast beef and hot open-faced turkey sandwiches; to top kishka, kasha varnishkes, and potato knishes; and to “wet” mashed potatoes on a liver and onions or brisket plate. Delis make two types of gravy: brown (beef) gravy, and poultry gravy, which is usually tan or yellowish. Gravy made at home generally consists of meat drippings and a thickener such as flour, coupled with enough water, broth, wine, or stock to bring the gravy to the proper consistency; and salt, pepper, and other seasonings to notch up the flavor. Delis, however, would never have enough meat drippings to make as much gravy as they need. So, they buy gravy base, available from food service purveyors, and perhaps augment it with whatever meat drippings they have. If you don’t want to be bothered making gravy, you can buy canned gravy at your supermarket. Or, you might make gravy by adding water to a powder or liquid sold in a foil pouch or jar— chemical gravy concocted in laboratories by grim men hovering over test tubes. Any semblance between those so-called gravies and the real thing, however, would be as great a miracle as the oil in the Temple that burned for eight days. Suffice it to say that some gravies are worse than others. There are, of course, little tricks you can take—that is, secret ingredients—to make poor gravy better and good gravy better yet. But first, let’s start with the basics. There are two ways to make gravy: with roux, and with a slurry. You’ve probably heard the expression, “First, you start with a roux.” That’s the way most Cajun and Creole recipes begin. Roux is a mixture of approximately equal quantities of fat (such as meat drippings or butter) and flour. The mixture is cooked over low heat, with any desired spices and seasonings added. Roux can be cooked just until the fat and flour are blended (for a white sauce), or until it turns dark brown, full of flavor and color. Then, a liquid is added, a little at a time. The liquid can be water, wine, beer, stock, broth, milk, and even coffee. The mixture is stirred constantly, preferably with a wire whip. When the consistency is the way the chef wants it, no more liquid is added. I use roux primarily when making Welsh Rabbit and other cheese sauces, using butter for the fat content. But when it comes to making gravy with meat drippings, I prefer the slurry method that’s described below. Brown Gravy For brown gravy, begin with au jus. The best au jus of all comes from brisket of beef. If you’ve steamed the brisket, you should have a sizeable amount of au jus in the bottom of the steaming pot, ready to use. If you’ve baked the brisket in a covered pot or Dutch oven, you’ll not only have au jus, but also browned meat drippings to add to the au jus. Strain the au jus into a medium-size saucepan. Next, pour off and discard any excessive fat or grease from the pot the brisket was cooked in. Deglaze the pot in by placing it over medium heat. Then, add a cup or two of water, wine, or vegetable broth. Scrape the bottom and sides of the pot until the little caramelized particles of meat and dried juices (“fond”) separate from the pot and dissolve into the liquid. Strain the deglazing liquid to remove any undissolved particles, and add it to the au jus. Using a wire whip, make a thick slurry of several tablespoons of flour and a cup or two of water. Make sure you stir the mixture long enough to remove all lumps. You’ll want the slurry to have the consistency of pancake batter. Place the pan containing the au jus and drippings over low heat. Pour in some of the flour slurry. While pouring, use a wire whip to mix the slurry into the au jus. If you work quickly and aggressively, your gravy will be lumpfree. Simmer, stirring constantly, until the gravy is bubbling and thickened. If the gravy isn’t thick enough after it’s cooked for several minutes, add more slurry. If it’s too thick, add a little water or other liquid. Here’s my secret to good brown gravy: Add a teaspoon or two of Kitchen Bouquet. Kitchen Bouquet not only gives the gravy a rich brown color, it adds a lot of flavor. You can even make reasonably acceptable brown gravy with nothing but meat grease, flour, Kitchen Bouquet, and water, using the roux method. Just cook the flour and grease together (approximately equal amounts of each) over medium heat until the resultant roux is nicely browned. Then, add a tablespoon or so of Kitchen Bouquet and enough water to give the gravy the right consistency. Soy sauce, beef bouillon, or beef base (such as that made by Tone’s) can be used to color and flavor brown gravy, but if you use too much the gravy may be saltier than desired. Finally, you’re at the most important step of all: tasting and seasoning. The chances are that you’ll want to add salt or Seasoned Salt, and pepper or Seasoned Pepper. You can also add a little granulated garlic, onion powder, or chopped onions, if desired. Poultry Gravy Poultry gravy is made similarly. Pour off any excess grease, deglaze the pot the bird was cooked in, and add the thickener and liquid. Using poultry broth for the liquid will improve the gravy’s flavor tremendously. You can make good poultry broth by boiling the giblets, neck, excess skin, and any loose fat with enough water to cover for forty-five minutes or so. If you don’t have any poultry broth on hand, you can use canned or boxed chicken broth. Or, make some broth using Knorr Concentrated Chicken Flavor Broth (not kosher) at the ratio of two teaspoons concentrate per cup of liquid. Another way to increase the poultry flavor is to add a chicken bouillon cube or two—but be careful not to make the gravy too salty. For poultry gravy, make the thickening slurry with a mixture of flour and corn starch, using equal quantities of each. Add a few drops of yellow food color to poultry gravy, to give it a rich yellow color. Or, a small amount of Kitchen Bouquet—just enough to turn the gravy light tan. At last you’re at the final step, tasting and seasoning, adding salt and pepper as needed. Herbs that enhance the flavor of poultry gravy (they must be used very sparingly) are sage, thyme, marjoram, rosemary, oregano, and basil—these are some of the ingredients in poultry seasoning. Or, just add a tiny amount of poultry seasoning. Egg Cream The traditional deli carbonated drinks are Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda (which is vanilla flavored); Dr. Brown’s Cel-Ray (celery flavored); and the other Dr. Brown’s beverages, including black cherry; orange; ginger ale; and root beer. All are certified Kosher and all are available—if not in your local supermarket, then online. But no beverage can compare with the New York (and particularly Brooklyn) deli favorite, Egg Cream. Despite its name, Egg Cream contains neither eggs nor cream. Rather, it’s a blend of chocolate syrup, milk, and seltzer (carbonated water). Egg Cream is strictly a soda fountain treat, as it must be made fresh immediately before serving; Egg Cream has never been successfully bottled. (Yoo-hoo Chocolate Drink is vastly different from an Egg Cream.) As with many foods and drinks that have a long and convoluted history, there are numerous tales dating back to the 1880s regarding the origin of the Egg Cream. However, since it’s generally conceded that not just any chocolate syrup will do and that an Egg Cream must be made with Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup, we can say with a high degree of certainty that a true Egg Cream was not created until sometime in the twentieth century. H. Fox & Co., Inc. was founded in the early 1900s to manufacture chocolate and other flavored syrups and ice cream toppings. According to the company’s history, Egg Creams were made with Fox’s chocolate syrup as early as 1904. It was not until much later, however, when the name Fox’s U-Bet Chocolate Syrup was first used. The company’s president, David Fox, tells that his grandfather and founder of the company, Herman Fox, went to Texas in the late 1920s to drill for oil. There, he became familiar with a common expression used by the oilmen, “You bet!” When Herman’s oil venture failed, he went back to New York and syrup making. Fox added “U-bet” to the product’s name, saying, “I came back broke but with a good name for the syrup.” The Original Brooklyn Egg Cream Here is the official Egg Cream recipe, as posted on the H. Fox & Co. website: Take a tall, chilled, straight-sided, 8 ounce glass. Spoon 1 inch of U-bet Chocolate syrup into glass. Add 1 inch whole milk. Tilt the glass and spray seltzer (from a pressurized cylinder only) off a spoon, to make a big chocolate head. Stir, Drink, Enjoy. Important note: Club soda is NOT the same as seltzer and cannot be substituted for it. Moreover, since most seltzer today comes in plastic screw-top bottles, it cannot be sprayed into the glass, as required by the recipe. Thus, an Egg Cream made from seltzer poured into the glass and stirred to combine the ingredients will only approximate the real thing. If you want an authentic Egg Cream, you must use seltzer that comes from a bottle with a spigot, and seltzer packaged in that manner is not readily available in most of the country. At one time, in New York, Los Angeles, and other large cities, seltzer in glass spigot-bottles (seltzer bottles) was home delivered, with the deliveryman picking up the empties for refilling—a service that, like home milk delivery, is now virtually a thing of the past. There is a viable solution, however, no matter where you live. You can make excellent seltzer at home, one quart at a time, using the popular ISI brand soda siphon, which is made in Austria. The machine costs about $50.00 and uses inexpensive carbon dioxide chargers. Before you rush out to buy one, however, you should google “seltzer machines” and read about the newer bubbly-water makers now on the market. Some companies offer complete systems, including bottles and syrups for making a wide variety of regular and diet colas and fruit-flavored sodas. With a ready supply of carbonated water, you can even make delicious ice cream sodas! The following photo shows Davis William Cowles, the grandson of the author of this book, enjoying an egg cream. Cream Cheese Whaaat? You’re out of cream cheese to schmear on your morning bagel? Not to worry. It takes just a few minutes of your time to make the most delectable, sweetest, freshest cream cheese you’ve ever tasted. All you need is whole milk, heavy cream, salt, and a small amount of citric acid. INGREDIENTS 1/2 gallon whole milk 1 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt, or to taste 1 cup heavy (whipping) cream PREPARATION Dissolve the citric acid in 1/4 cup water. In a 5-quart pot (not aluminum or castiron) heat the milk to 180° F—somewhat below boiling. Stir the citric acid mixture into the hot milk. When the milk fully curdles, separating into curds and whey, turn off the heat, cover the pot, and let it sit for 5 minutes. Place a double layer of cheesecloth in a colander or large strainer. Pour the curds and whey into the cheesecloth, to drain off the whey. Wait fifteen minutes, then gently form the cheesecloth into a bag surrounding the curds. Press lightly on the bag to squeeze out as much whey as possible, being careful not to force the curds through the cheesecloth. Alternately, place a heavy weight on top of the bag for four hours. Or, tie the top of the bag with string and hang it in your refrigerator to drain overnight. Empty the bag of curds into a bowl. Mix in salt (to taste) and blend in the heavy cream. At this point the cream cheese will be somewhat looser than desired, but it will firm up considerably once refrigerated. For a smoother cream cheese, smoosh it a minute or two in your food processor. This cream cheese will keep for a week or more in your refrigerator. DRAINING WHEY FROM CURDS Hoop Cheese, Farmers’ Cheese, Queso Blanco, Paneer If you eliminate the heavy cream in the cream cheese recipe above, you’ve made a delicious fresh cheese that’s virtually indistinguishable from hoop or farmers’ cheese in the United States, queso blanco in Mexico, and paneer in India. You can use it for making cheese blintzes or cheesecake; topping refried beans and tacos; or in Indian dishes, such as saag paneer (paneer with spinach) and paneer matar (paneer with peas). Neufchatel Cheese Neufchatel cheese is a soft unripened cheese that originated in Normandy, but is common throughout France. It’s easy and inexpensive to make and can be used wherever you use cream cheese—e. g., spread on bagels, in cheese blintzes, in cheesecake, and in rugelach dough. This cheese has a delightful flavor, with a slight hint of tartness. One caveat: Rennet tablets available at the supermarket (such as Junket brand, which is usually stocked near boxes of puddings and gelatins) are of animal origin. Thus, cheese made with them is not kosher. If this is of concern to you, buy microbial rennet from companies that sell cheese making supplies, such as: http://thecheesemaker.com/ For a detailed treatise about the kashrut of dairy products, go online to: http://www.star-k.org/kashrus/kkissues-cholovYisroel.htm INGREDIENTS 1 gallon fresh whole milk 1/4 cup cultured buttermilk 1/2 rennet tablet 1 or 2 teaspoons kosher salt PREPARATION Sterilize a stainless steel (not aluminum) pot large enough to hold the milk by boiling a small amount of water in it for five minutes. Discard the boiled water. Pour the milk and buttermilk into the pot. Stir. Stir while warming the milk to a temperature of 65° F. Meanwhile, dissolve 1/2 rennet tablet in 1/4 cup water. When the milk has reached 65° F, add the rennet solution, stirring well to blend thoroughly. Cover, and let sit undisturbed overnight at room temperature (65– 70° F). By the next morning, a soft curd should have formed. If not, let the milk mixture sit until a curd does form, even if it takes an additional day or two. Cut the curd into 1/2 inch cubes, or stir using a French whisk. Ladle the cut curds and whey into a double-thick piece of cheesecloth suspended in a large stainless steel strainer or colander. After most of the whey has drained away, raise the four corners of the cheesecloth and tie it closed with string or a large rubber band. Hang the curd in a cool place to allow the remaining whey to drip out. You can speed up the process by pressing gently on the cheesecloth bag. The next day, open the cheesecloth and remove the cheese. Add 1 or 2 teaspoons of kosher salt, to taste, and blend in thoroughly. Keep the cheese refrigerated until used. Spices, Etc. Save Money on Spices Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go. … Erma Bombeck Spice prices have climbed faster than real estate escalated in the early 2000s. Many two-ounce jars of McCormick or Schilling spices (they’re the same company) now cost $7.00 or more. Tone’s spices are available in large plastic containers at membership warehouses for about the same price as the tiny jars of McCormick or Schilling brands sell for at neighborhood supermarkets. Don’t worry about quality. Tone’s is a division of ACH Food Companies, which also packages the upscale (read pricey!) Spice Islands brand. ACH is, in turn, a division of Associated British Foods—a large conglomerate that owns many famous food brands, including French’s, Durkee, Dromedary, Mazola, and Karo. If you’re in a supermarket and suddenly remember you’re out of cayenne pepper or some other spice, you may not need to drive to a membership warehouse to save money. Just walk away from the spice aisle and head towards the kosher foods display. That’s where the It’s Delish spices are usually shelved. It’s Delish spices are packaged in containers that hold about six times as much as the little jars of McCormick, Schilling, or Spice Islands, yet cost about half as much. Quality of the spices is unexcelled. What’s more, they’re even ko s he r ! It’s Delish spices are not distributed nationally as of this writing, and not all supermarkets carry them. If your neighborhood grocer doesn’t have the It’s Delish line of spices, ask the manager to order them so you can start saving money. How does It’s Delish sell their spices for so much less? Well, for one thing, they’re a privately-owned company and don’t have the high overhead of the big conglomerates. When you want whole or powdered chiles, cumin, coriander, achiote, and other spices commonly used in Hispanic foods, go to a Hispanic grocery. They’ll have a better selection than your supermarket, and, because of turnover, chances are the spices will be fresher. Or, check out this website: http://www.mexgrocer.com/ Mid-East markets carry cumin, fenugreek, paprika, cinnamon, and other spices, often in bulk and at much lower prices than at your local grocery. The Internet has made locating superior sources of supply easy. You can save a big bundle of bucks on spices (and many other foodstuffs) by buying online. Check out this website, one of my favorites: http://www.butcher-packer.com/ Butcher & Packer Supply Company carries a wide variety of spices, bulkpacked, mostly in plastic bags. The quality is excellent and the prices low. You can buy spices from them in small quantities, but, to purchase at the lowest cost, you’ll have to buy much larger quantities than you’ll ever need for home cooking. Examples: At this writing, whole celery seed is just $4.34 for a full pound; mustard seed, $2.63 per pound; ground black pepper, $8.80 per pound; and cayenne pepper, $5.53 per pound. Dehydrated minced onion is only $4.66 per pound, and granulated garlic $7.38 —also, for a full pound. Compare those prices with the prices of the tiny containers at your local supermarket! Butcher & Packer has many other interesting food-related items—from pasta makers to sausage stuffers—and it’s well worth your while to spend some time exploring their website. Another reliable source of spices is Whole Spice, a company owned by an Israeli couple. Their spices and herbs are kosher, and they have a number of items that are not readily available elsewhere. Order online—their website is: http://wholespice.com/ Buying in bulk, you’d be hard-pressed to use even a fraction of the spices before they become too old to use. Even so, it’s hard to ignore the tremendous savings—often it will cost less for a full pound than it would for a few-ounce jar at your supermarket. Perhaps you might get together with some of your friends and neighbors and place an order you can share. If that’s not practical, buy in bulk to take advantage of the low prices—then repackage the excess in glass or plastic containers and give the spices to your friends and family as gifts. You can even make your own private brand labels on your computer using Avery pressuresensitive label stock purchased from Office Depot or Staples. Whenever you empty spice containers, recycle them to hold the spices you bought in bulk. Soak off the labels. Use Goo Gone to remove all vestiges of adhesive. Then, run the containers through the dishwasher. Waste not, want not! Here are three sources of neat little spice containers you can order online: http://www.sunburstbottle.com/ http://www.ebottles.com/ http://www.specialtybottle.com/ STORING SPICES Some people buy spice racks that sit on their kitchen counter and attractively display their collection of spices. Don’t. Spices need to be kept away from heat, moisture, and especially light. Avoid storing spices on your kitchen counter or in a cupboard above a stove or oven, even though those may be convenient locations. Spices and dried herbs don’t spoil, but they do become stale. Flavor and fragrance fade over time. A good tip-off is the color. If the color has changed, chances are the flavor has, also. Despite Erma Bombeck’s comment: As a general rule, spices and herbs should be used or replaced within four years, maximum—somewhat less for ground spices and dried herbs, or if they’ve been stored improperly. Any questions about spices? You’ll probably find the answers on one of these two interesting websites: http://www.mccormick.com/Spices101.as http://www.foodsubs.com/Spice.html Grocery-store prices of spices and herbs are high, but spice blends, such as Seasoned Salt and Seasoned Pepper, are even more exorbitant. You can save a tremendous amount of money by making them yourself. Seasoned Salt, Seasoned Pepper, and Pickling Spice made from the recipes on the following pages are tastier than those from the supermarket. Attractively packaged in spice containers with your own computer-printed labels, they make appreciated gifts for anyone who cooks. Seasoned Salt Because it uses kosher salt, spoonfulfor-spoonful this Seasoned Salt is less salty than Lawry’s and the other commercial brands of Seasoned Salt. If you prefer a saltier product, use iodized (table) salt instead of kosher salt. For a low-sodium product, substitute Morton Lite Salt, which is 50% sodium chloride and 50% potassium chloride. This recipe even works when you omit the salt altogether—think Mrs. Dash’s seasonings. INGREDIENTS 2 cups kosher salt 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup paprika 1/4 cup nutmeg 1/4 cup mace 1/4 cup curry powder 1/4 cup granulated garlic 1/4 cup onion powder 1/4 cup dry yellow mustard 2 tablespoons celery salt PREPARATION Blend all ingredients together thoroughly. Store in airtight containers. Seasoned Pepper This is not a copycat recipe for Lawry’s Seasoned Pepper, but my own delectable blend of spices, which can be used either for cooking or at the table. Wait until you try it in a salad, on a grilled rib eye, baked potato, or fried eggs! Yum! If you can’t find dehydrated red and green bell peppers locally, order them online from one of the sources mentioned previously. INGREDIENTS 2-1/2 cups coarsely ground black peppercorns, 3/4 cup granulated sugar 3/4 cup dehydrated red bell peppers 3/4 cup dehydrated green bell peppers 1/2 cup onion powder 1/4 cup New Mexico chile molido 2 tablespoons crushed red pepper flakes 2 tablespoons granulated garlic 2 tablespoons yellow mustard powder 2 tablespoons ground coriander PREPARATION Use a coffee mill, spice grinder, or food processor to grind the red and green bell peppers, red pepper flakes, and minced onion into granules about the size of coffee grounds. Blend all ingredients together thoroughly. Store in airtight containers. Pickling Spice You’ll save money by making your own pickling spice. Not only that, this blend has superior flavor to store-bought pickling spice, which is usually long on the cheaper ingredients, such as mustard seed and bay leaves, and short on the more costly and flavorful ones, such as allspice and juniper berries. INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup mustard seeds 1/2 cup bay leaves, crumbled 6 sticks cinnamon, broken 1/4 cup allspice berries 1/4 cup juniper berries 1/4 cup coriander seeds 1/4 cup black peppercorns 1/4 cup hot red chile pepper flakes 2 tablespoons cardamom seed 2 tablespoons dried ginger root 2 tablespoons whole cloves 2 tablespoons ground mace 1 tablespoon dill seeds PREPARATION Using a small mallet, pound the spices to break them into small pieces and crumble or crush them to release flavors. Mix all ingredients and store in an airtight container. Seafood Seasoning This recipe closely approximates Old Bay seasoning. Use this delightful spice blend on seafood; chicken; french fries; hamburgers; steaks; deviled eggs; cottage cheese; etc. INGREDIENTS 1/4 cup kosher salt 1/4 cup celery seed 1/4 cup whole black peppercorns 24 bay leaves 2 tablespoons paprika 1 tablespoon whole cardamom 1 tablespoon mustard seed 1 teaspoon whole cloves 1 teaspoon mace 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper 1 teaspoon allspice 1 teaspoon ginger PREPARATION Place all ingredients in a spice grinder or small food processor and grind to a fine powder. Store in an airtight container. Curry Powder Curry powder is a blend of spices. There are as many differences in curries as there are curry cooks. While most people think of curry as being an Indian dish, there is one school of thought that places the origin of curry in Great Britain. Arguments on both sides of the question can be found at: http://www.menumagazine.co.uk/book/cur INGREDIENTS 1/2 cup coriander seed 1/4 cup turmeric 4 large bay leaves 2 tablespoons cumin seeds 2 tablespoons fennel seeds 2 tablespoons fenugreek seeds 2 tablespoons cardamom seeds 1 tablespoon poppy seeds 1 tablespoon ground ginger 1 tablespoon crushed dried red chiles 1 tablespoon black peppercorns 1 tablespoon mustard seed 1 tablespoon granulated garlic 1 teaspoon anise seeds 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon grated nutmeg 1 teaspoon whole cloves PREPARATION Place all ingredients in a spice grinder or small food processor and grind to a fine powder. Store in an airtight container. A Pinch of Salt Where would we be without salt? … James Beard (1903–1985) The word salary is derived from salarium, the Latin word for salt. According to legend, Roman soldiers were paid in salt, leading to the phrase “worth his salt.” Salt is essential to life, and also to enhance the flavor of our foods. However, most doctors agree that Americans consume far too much salt, leading to hypertension (high blood pressure) and other ailments. Much of that salt comes from snack foods, such as potato chips, nuts, and pretzels; condiments, such as ketchup and soy sauce; fast foods, especially french fries; and commercially processed foods, including canned soups, pickles, and sandwich meats. There are a number of ways to reduce your salt intake. Most obvious, of course, is to avoid foods that have a high salt content. Another is to taste your food before adding salt to it—if the chef has done his or her job properly, the food is likely to be salty enough. Try seasoning your food with something else, such as a squeeze of lemon or lime juice, or a small amount of citric acid (sour salt). Or, use Morton Lite Salt, which contains just half of the sodium of regular salt. Mrs. Dash—made by Alberto-Culver Company, the manufacturer of shampoo, hair conditioner, and related products— makes thirteen different salt-free spice blends said to improve the flavor of food. I haven’t found one of them that I like. You can deceive yourself by using kosher salt instead of regular salt at the dinner table. A spoonful of kosher salt is less salty than a spoonful of table salt, so it looks like you’re adding more salt than you really are. Kosher Salt While a pound of salt always weighs a pound—remember Gertrude Stein’s famous line, “A rose is a rose is a rose”—because of its larger size grains and more open granular structure, a cup of kosher salt weighs less than a cup of table salt. Thus, when recipes call for salt by the measure rather than by weight, you need to know which salt is specified. If the recipe calls for regular salt, when you use kosher salt you’ll need to increase the quantity—and, vice versa. That’s complicated by the fact that not all kosher salts weigh the same. Ordinary table salt weighs 10.2 ounces per cup. Morton’s kosher salt weighs 8.1 ounces per cup. Diamond Crystal kosher salt weighs only five ounces per cup. Stated another way: If a recipe calls for four teaspoons of table salt, you’ll need to use five teaspoons of Morton kosher salt or eight teaspoons of Diamond Crystal kosher salt to achieve the same saltiness. The quantities of salt for all recipes in this cookbook are based on Morton kosher salt. If you substitute Diamond Crystal kosher salt, you’ll need to use more salt than specified in the recipe, or the food will not be salty enough. If you use regular table salt (not recommended) you’ll need to use less, or the food will be too salty. Iodized Salt Iodized salt was the first product with an ingredient added solely for health reasons. It was determined that people living in certain parts of the United States—most notably the Great Lakes region—were not getting enough iodine in their diet. This lack resulted in endemic goiter and other iodine-deficiency disorders, such as mental retardation and cretinism. Salt producers cooperated with public health officials and, beginning in 1924, made both iodized and plain salt available to consumers at the same price. Morton Lite Salt Potassium is a necessary nutrient for human beings. Some years ago, after reviewing the results of my blood test, a doctor suggested that I take potassium chloride pills. As they were quite expensive, with my doctor’s approval I bought Morton Lite Salt instead. Lite Salt contains 50% potassium chloride and 50% sodium chloride. It’s sold primarily to people who want or need to restrict their sodium intake, but it can also be used to increase one’s potassium intake. To this day, I use Morton Lite Salt in place of regular salt at the dinner table. An 11-ounce shaker box costs about a dollar. Caution must be used with potassium chloride. Whereas a small amount is beneficial, too much can be deadly. These days, instead of being hanged by the neck, decapitated by guillotine, shot by a firing squad, fried in an electric chair, or suffocated and poisoned with cyanide gas, most people who are legally executed receive an injection of a potassium chloride solution. I did a little research on the Internet and learned that each 11-ounce box of Morton Lite Salt contains enough potassium chloride to do away with seven adults and one child. Morton also makes potassium chloride pellets for water softeners. Imagine how many people you could murder with a fifty-pound bag of those! Sea Salt Don’t waste your money buying expensive sea salt. If you have an educated palate and taste sea salt by itself, you might—just might—be able to discern the flavor of the various minerals and, perhaps, fish fecal matter contained in sea salt. But I defy anyone to tell the difference between foods prepared with sea salt and those made with ordinary salt. Some people serve sea salt in order to impress their guests. If the guests know the facts about sea salt, the only impression that will be made is that their hosts have more dollars than sense. Which type of Salt to use While iodized salt helps prevent IDD, it should never be used for making pickles and sauerkraut. For various reasons, it’s not the best choice for canning, brining, meat rubs, in recipes that call for a salt crust, salting the rims of margarita glasses, and some other applications. For those purposes I use kosher salt, which does not contain iodine. Of course, kosher salt should be used if you kosher meat for religious reasons—but that’s not the subject of this dissertation. As I mentioned above, I use Morton Lite Salt at the dinner table because of its potassium chloride content. I use Seasoned Salt on meats, poultry, seafood, in salad dressings, and for many cooking applications, because of its flavor. For baking and all of my other cooking, I use kosher salt. Professional chefs, such as Bobby Flay, Rachel Ray, and Alton Brown (all of the Food Network) use kosher salt exclusively. I’m not so sure about Paula Deen or Emeril Lagasse. IMPORTANT NOTE: Unless another type of salt is indicated, the amount of salt specified in all the recipes in this cookbook is based on using Morton kosher salt. Want to learn more about salt? Start here: http://www.gourmetsleuth.com/Articles/E Herbs-Spices-and-Salts-639/culinarysalt-guide.aspx MSG (Monosodium Glutamate) What I don’t ever use is MSG—the flavor enhancer that at one time was as common as salt in virtually every Asian restaurant. Today, we know that ingestion of MSG can have serious health consequences. Conscientious restaurateurs no longer put it in their foods. Monosodium glutamate causes what’s known as the “Chinese Restaurant Syndrome”—burning sensations or numbness along the back of the neck, forearms, and chest; tingling, warmth and weakness in the face, temples, upper back, neck and arms; facial pressure or tightness; chest tightness or pain; headache; nausea; rapid heartbeat; bronchospasm (difficulty breathing); drowsiness; weakness; and, sweating. Though most restaurants no longer use MSG, it's still included in far too many processed products. You’ll find it in Campbell’s soups, Lay’s flavored potato chips, Doritos, Betty Crocker Hamburger Helper, Heinz canned gravy, Swanson frozen meals, Kraft salad dressings—the list goes on and on. Canned and packaged foods are filled with the stuff! In sufficient quantities, MSG is toxic to everyone. To those who cannot metabolize it effectively, even small doses act like a poison. Women who ingest MSG while pregnant increase the risk of their fetus having a smaller pituitary, thyroid, ovary, or testes. It can make people more sensitive to products containing aspartame (NutraSweet). And, it is suspected that MSG may be a causative factor in Alzheimer’s disease, ALS (Lou Gehrig’s disease) and Parkinson’s disease. My advice to you? If you have any MSG in your cabinets (sold under the brand names Accent and Ajinomoto, among others), throw it out immediately! Then, read the labels of commercially prepared foods and refuse to buy products that contain it. But watch out! MSG is often hidden in foods with labels that boldly state “No MSG” or “No added MSG.” Yet, they contain hydrolyzed protein, hydrolyzed corn gluten, autolyzed yeast, carrageenan, sodium caseinate, enzymes, or a whole slew of other deceptively named ingredients, all of which contain or create processed free glutamic acid (MSG) during manufacture. For more details, go to this website: http://www.truthinlabeling.org/ http://www.truthinlabeling.org/hiddensour Want more reasons why you shouldn’t eat foods containing MSG? Just google MSG or monosodium glutamate and surf from web page to web page! The Many Uses of Citric Acid Citric acid—also known as sour salt—is an important ingredient in many Jewish recipes. That’s why it’s usually stocked in the kosher foods section of your supermarket. (In a few stores, citric acid is shelved in the spice aisle.) Sour salt was once a staple in Eastern European kitchens, primarily because lemons were costly and not readily available. A pinch of it imparts as much tartness as a couple of squeezes from a lemon or lime. If you’re not Jewish, you might not be aware of citric acid. That would be a real shame, for it can be one of the most versatile ingredients in your kitchen. Use citric acid whenever you want a tart taste in foods, such as sweet and sour cabbage rolls; and, to increase flavor in bland foods. Sour salt is more consistent and convenient to cook with than fresh lemon juice or vinegar, and it doesn’t impart a strong fruity or vinegary flavor to food or the metallic off-taste associated with bottled lemon juice. On the other hand, if you don’t have citric acid in your pantry, you can usually substitute lemon juice or white vinegar in the recipe without serious adverse effect. Citric acid is an inexpensive white crystalline powder that can be extracted from lemons and other citrus, pineapples, gooseberries, and many other acidic fruits. However, most citric acid is now produced by fermenting molasses or other sugar substrates with the mold Aspergillus niger. Citric acid is an antioxidant. A half teaspoon dissolved in the ice water in which you chill potatoes for making french fries keeps them from discoloring. And, a little bit of citric acid dissolved in water keeps cut avocadoes and sliced apples from turning brown. Citric acid is a key ingredient in a wide variety of commercially-prepared foods, including carbonated beverages, fruit wines, jellies, hard candies, salad dressings, and sour cream. It can also be found in many canned foods, such as beet borscht, soups, chile peppers, and fruit cocktail. Check the labels! Although most people think of tomatoes as an acid food, the average pH of all tomato varieties is around 4.6. Accordingly, tomatoes are considerably less acidic than most fruits, including pears, peaches, plums, and strawberries. Added to tomatoes, salsas, and other low-acid foods, citric acid lowers the pH to make a safer canned product. Citric acid helps preserve game meat. It’s used in making salami, summer, and other sausages, to give the proper flavor without requiring a fermentation process. Citric acid has an abundance of uses in nonfood applications, also. Here are a few of them: Citric acid is used as an effervescent in medicines. If you get indigestion, try this homemade seltzer: Dissolve a teaspoon of baking soda in a half cup of ice water and a half teaspoon of citric acid in another. Then, pour the two together. Drink quickly, while it’s fizzing! Citric acid is an ingredient in a popular ear wax removal product. A GE appliance serviceman taught me this trick: Run a couple of ounces of citric acid through a dishwasher cycle (no dishes, no detergent) to remove soap scum and restore the inside of your dishwasher to like-new appearance. Clean your coffeemaker by adding a teaspoon of citric acid to the water container and turning the coffeemaker on (no coffee beans). Afterwards, run the coffeemaker once with plain water to rinse it out. Citric acid will reduce the pH of your fish pond at much less cost than the stuff they sell in pond supply stores. Use one ounce of citric acid per 500 gallons of water to start, then check the pH. Don’t lower the pH of your pond too quickly, though—you could throw your fish into shock. Citric acid is used in organic and hydroponic gardening to lower the pH of water, and therefore increase availability of nutrients to the plants. Put a tablespoon of citric acid in the water of vases holding roses or other fresh flowers to increase the water uptake and thus keep the flowers fresh longer. Bagels, Bialys, and Breads Beware of Fake Bagels! Claudia Roden (one of England’s leading food writers) points out that bagels, because of their circular shape— with no beginning and no end— symbolize the eternal cycle of life. Which makes me wonder, what do lox and cream cheese represent? Bagels are generally considered to be archetypal Jewish food. Most historians believe that bagels originated in Poland, but it’s also possible they came from Germany or Russia. The earliest mention of bagels in writing was in the year 1610. The Community Regulations of Krakow, Poland stated that bagels would be given as a gift to any woman in childbirth. Some say the Yiddish word beygal derives from biegen, German for to bend. Proponents of this theory suggest that bagels are related to pretzels, which are also placed in a water bath before baking. Others say the word comes from the German beugel, meaning a twisted or curved bracelet or ring. In the early 1960s, Western Bagel Company in Van Nuys, California developed a Rube Goldberg-like machine that saved a considerable amount of labor. It shaped the dough automatically, then dumped the raw bagels into boiling hot water. The process was fascinating; I could watch it operate for hours. I remember making regular late-night trips to Western Bagel’s factory in order to buy bagels fresh from their ovens, almost too hot to touch. Needless to say, few of the fragrant, steaming bagels made it all the way home to be eaten at breakfast—which, of course, was my professed intent for the midnight run. As good as those bagels tasted at the time, they were, unfortunately, the beginning of bagel mass-production, procedural adulteration, and bastardization. Everyone’s heard the old saw, “If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.” That adage may well apply to a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae, but it certainly doesn’t hold true for bagels. Ever since the non-Jewish community secularized the venerable gastronomic delight, products have come on the market that are round like bagels, have holes in the middle like bagels, and are more-or-less the color of bagels. But, they don’t have the flavor of bagels, nor do they have the incomparable texture of bagels. As Nach Waxman, (of the renowned New York book store Kitchen Arts and Letters) states, they have “no crust, no character, no nothing.” Usually the ersatz bagels come in plastic packages of six. Sometimes they’re stocked in the bread aisle and sometimes in the frozen foods section of supermarkets. Most of them are steamed instead of parboiled. And there’s a proliferation of bagel shops—mini-delis without any of the good stuff. Many of them are franchises. Few of the outfits make good bagels. The so-called bagels come in such outlandish, improbable, offensive, and inedible sweet or savory variations as blueberry, banana nut, cinnamon, chocolate chip, jalapeno, sun-dried tomato, and spinach. Aarrgh! Those are definitely not bagels, despite the name boldly and inaccurately emblazoned on the packages—they’re hideous abominations, bagels in name only! The following recipe is the real thing. It makes bagels as close as they can possibly be to the wonderful handmade bagels I enjoyed sixty years ago from any of the bakeries on Fairfax Avenue in Los Angeles. Perhaps it’s because I grew up on them, but I’ve always preferred the bagels from Fairfax Avenue to the New York variety. These bagels are large, flavorful, chewy on the inside, toast beautifully, and have the perfect degree of glossy chewiness in the crust. They’re easy to make and freeze well. There are only two caveats: First, be sure you use bread flour (because of its high gluten content) and not all-purpose flour. Second, in order for the bagels to have the proper flavor, texture, and shelf life, you must use barley malt syrup. There’s no substitute for it, and you can’t just leave it out. Most every supermarket stocks bread flour. Barley malt syrup is available in some groceries, especially those that feature natural foods; in stores that sell beer-making supplies; and from bakery supply companies. Barley malt syrup is available online from http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_nos url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&fieldkeywords=barley+malt+syrup&x=14&y=2 http://www.kingarthurflour.com/ Fairfax Avenue Bagels DOUGH INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups warm water (about 115° F) 2 packages active dry yeast 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 1 tablespoon canola or other vegetable oil 1 tablespoon barley malt syrup 2 teaspoons kosher salt 4-1/2 cups unbleached bread flour POACHING INGREDIENTS 6 quarts water 2 tablespoons barley malt syrup 1 teaspoon kosher salt OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS Yellow corn meal (for sprinkling the baking sheets) Egg wash (mix 1 egg with an equal amount of water) Poppy seeds Sesame seeds Minced fresh onion (or freeze-dried onions reconstituted with a little water) Pretzel salt (or other coarse salt) PREPARATION In a large mixing bowl, stir together the warm water, yeast, and sugar. Allow to sit for 10 minutes to proof. Mix in the oil, malt syrup, salt, and one cup of the flour. Add more of the flour, a cup at a time, to make a stiff dough. Spread the remaining flour on a bread board. Knead the dough on the board for about 10 minutes, in such a manner that the dough absorbs most of the flour on the board. Cover and allow the dough to rest for 15 minutes. Divide the dough into 8 sections and form each section into 10-inch-long ropes. Roll each rope around your hand into a loop, leaving a 1-1/4 inch hole in the middle. Squeeze the overlapping portions of dough together to seal them. Return the shaped bagels to the bread board and cover with a cloth. Allow to rise for 20 minutes. Meanwhile, place the poaching ingredients in a large pot and bring to a rolling boil, then reduce to a simmer. Preheat oven to 450° F. Line two large baking sheets with parchment paper. If desired, sprinkle a tablespoon of corn meal on each. Set aside. Use a large spatula to gently lower bagels into the poaching water. Parboil only 2 bagels at a time for 45 seconds, then turn over and cook for an additional 45 seconds. Remove the bagels from the water and carefully transfer them to a clean towel to drain. Place four or six bagels on each baking sheet. If desired, use a pastry brush to apply a coating of egg wash. If you want, sprinkle with one of the optional topping ingredients. Place in the hot oven and immediately reduce the temperature setting to 425° F. Bake for 17 minutes, or until golden brown. Using a pair of tongs, turn the bagels over and bake for an additional 4 minutes. Immediately remove the bagels from the baking sheets and cool them on wire racks. TO FREEZE BAGELS: When the bagels are thoroughly cool, slice them. Insert a piece of parchment paper, plastic wrap, or waxed paper between the halves and place the bagels in a Ziploc freezer bag. That way, when you’re ready for a bagel, the halves will separate easily, ready for your toaster. Brooklyn Bialys Bialys are first cousins to bagels. They’re both round, chewy rolls. And, both are delicious. But there, the similarity ends. Bagels have a hole in the middle; bialys have a depression in the center that holds an onion and poppy seed filling. Bagels are briefly boiled before baking; bialys are baked only, just like other yeast rolls. Perhaps because of their similarities and perhaps despite their differences, bialys can be used in any way you would use a bagel, such as covered with cream cheese and layered with lox; or, toasted, buttered, and made into a muenster cheese and sliced tomato sandwich. The name bialy (sometimes called Bialystok Kuchen) is derived from its place of origin: Bialystok, Poland. The name Bialystok translates into English as white stream. You’ll probably recall that the main character in Mel Brooks’ films and stage play The Producers is named Max Bialystock. While very popular in New York, bialys have not yet caught on throughout the rest of the country, as did bagels. Perhaps someday that will change. After all, bagels were once considered primarily Jewish, but long ago they crossed over into the American community at large. FILLING INGREDIENTS 1 tablespoon canola or olive oil 1-1/2 teaspoons poppy seeds 1/3 cup minced onion 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt PREPARATION Mix all ingredients together. DOUGH INGREDIENTS 2 cups warm (110° F) water 1 package active dry yeast 2 teaspoons granulated sugar 2-1/2 teaspoons kosher salt 1-1/2 cups bread flour (high gluten flour) 3-1/2 cups all-purpose flour PREPARATION In a large mixing bowl, combine 1/2 cup warm water, yeast, and sugar. Let stand until foamy, about 10 minutes. Mix the remaining 1-1/2 cups warm water, salt, bread flour, and all-purpose flour into the yeast mixture. Knead on a floured surface for 8 minutes, or until the dough is smooth. The dough should be soft. Rinse all vestiges of dough from the mixing bowl. Dry it and oil it lightly. Form the dough into a ball and return it to the mixing bowl, turning to oil all sides. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and let the dough rise in a warm place until tripled in size—about 1-1/2 hours. Punch the dough down, turn it over, cover with plastic wrap, and let it rise until doubled in size—about 45 minutes. On a floured board, punch down the dough again and shape it into 2 cylinders. Slice each into 8 rounds. Lay them flat, covered with a towel, to rest for 10 minutes. Pat the dough into flattened rounds about 3-1/2 inches in diameter, making each round a little higher in the middle than at the edge. Place each round on a baking sheet covered with parchment paper and sprinkled lightly with cornmeal. Cover with plastic wrap, and let rise until increased by half in size—about 30 minutes. Press the bottom of a small shot glass in the center of each bialy, to make a deep indentation. Place approximately 1 teaspoon of filling in the depression of each bialy. Cover with plastic wrap, and let the bialys rise another 15 minutes. (Do not let them double!) Bake in a preheated 425° F oven about 15 minutes, or until lightly browned. Halfway through baking, reverse position of baking sheet in the oven (front to back) to help assure even browning. Bialys are best when they’re fresh from the oven. If they’re not going to be eaten shortly after baking, place them in a plastic bag while still warm and freeze until needed. Challah (Braided Egg Bread) Challah is a slightly sweet braided bread with a chewy crust and tender, golden inside. It’s traditionally served in Jewish households on Friday evening. This traditional Fleischmann’s Yeast challah recipe has been used successfully for decades; it would be difficult to improve it. You don’t slice this wonderful bread, you tear it apart, one delicious chunk at a time (unless, of course, you’re using it to make sandwiches or toast). INGREDIENTS 5 to 6 cups all-purpose flour 2 tablespoons granulated sugar 2 packages Fleischmann’s active dry yeast 1-1/2 teaspoons kosher salt 1 cup water 2/3 stick (1/3) cup sweet butter or margarine 4 large eggs few drops yellow food coloring (optional) 1 cup raisins (optional) 1 teaspoon cinnamon (optional, when using raisins) poppy or sesame seeds (optional) PREPARATION In a large bowl, combine 2 cups flour, sugar, yeast, and salt. Heat the water and butter until very warm (120° to 130° F). Stir into the dry ingredients. Beat two minutes at medium speed of the electric mixer. Add 3 eggs and 1 egg white (reserving yolk). Add food coloring, if desired. Add another 2 cups flour. Beat 2 minutes at high speed, scraping bowl occasionally. Stir in enough additional flour to make a soft dough. Knead on lightly floured surface until smooth and elastic, about 8 to 10 minutes. If using raisins and cinnamon, add at this time. Cover and let rest 10 minutes. Divide dough in half; set aside one half. Divide the remaining half into two pieces, one about 2/3 of the dough and the other about 1/3 of the dough. Divide larger piece into 3 equal pieces; roll to 12-inch ropes. Place ropes on greased baking sheet; braid. Pinch ends to seal. Divide remaining (smaller) piece into 3 equal pieces; roll to 10-inch ropes. Braid. Place the small braid on top of the large braid. Pinch ends firmly to seal and secure to large braid. Repeat the above steps with the second half of dough, to make a second loaf. Cover. Let rise in a warm, draft-free place until doubled in size, about 45 minutes. Note: Many modern ovens have a “proofing” setting. If yours does, that’s the best way to let your dough rise. Beat reserved egg yolk with 1 tablespoon water; brush on loaves. If desired, sprinkle with poppy or sesame seeds. Bake at 400° F for 25–30 minutes or until done, switching positions of sheets in the oven halfway through baking time. Remove from sheets and cool on wire racks. Rye Bread I consider myself to be an excellent amateur chef and home baker, and I’m confident that most (if not all) my family and friends agree with me. I cook most everything from scratch, whenever possible and practical. That means I make all my spice blends, including Seasoned Salt; Seasoned Pepper; chili powder; shawarma seasoning; curry powder; and special mixes for which there are no equivalents on the market. One entire closet-pantry in my home is devoted to spices I’ve bought in bulk. I even make Turtle candies from scratch, starting with butter, heavy cream, and sugar to create the caramel. I do buy the pecans already shelled, however. Shelling nuts is not my schtick. Most of the time I cook in quantity, for efficiency. I bake Parker House rolls by the dozens, and make spaghetti sauce and chile con carne gallons at a time. Then, I store the foods in my freezer until needed. Once a year I make several gallons of a steak / barbecue sauce I’ve developed over the last fifty years; numerous containers of spicy mustard; and, when tomatoes are in season, of sufficient quality, and reasonably priced, I make homemade ketchup. There’s not an ethnic or regional type of food that, if I’ve tried cooking it, I haven’t mastered: Jewish holiday; delicatessen; Israeli (for a month I cooked in the mess hall of an IDF base near Jerusalem as a Sar El volunteer); Southern U.S. / soul food; Mexican; TexMex; Southwest; Cajun and Creole; some Chinese dishes; and plain American fare. I do well in the bakery department, too. My bagels and bialys are fantastic. My challah is perfection. My Chinese cookies are better than any bakery makes. My cheesecakes are to die for! There’s only one food I really don’t like to make: rye bread. Making rye bread is a whole lot of work, far out of proportion to the pleasure of the results. Often, recipes require starting a week in advance of baking day (or even longer) to prepare the rye sour starter and altus. Because of the stiffness and stickiness of rye bread dough, kneading it takes a whole lot of effort. And, without adequate kneading, the bread doesn’t come out right. I’ve tried scores of rye bread recipes. Some have fantastic flavor, but the bread is too heavy and crumbly to use for sandwiches. Some have a good chewy texture and a crisp, crunchy crust, but don’t have what I consider to be the ideal taste. Despite all the work that’s involved in making rye bread, I wind up with just two or three loaves that, in my opinion, are nowhere as good as I could buy from Bea’s Bakery in Tarzana, California—if only I was in Tarzana. When I want rye bread, much of the time I make do with the mediocre stuff in the plastic wrapper at the supermarket. On rare occasion, I’ll bite the bullet and bake a few loaves of rye bread from scratch. The one and only time I baked what I considered to be an absolutely perfect loaf of rye bread was from a recipe in the book Secrets of a Jewish Baker, by George Greenstein: Laszlo’s Sourdough Potato Rye Bread with Caraway. That loaf was worth the effort—a perfect 10. As Mr. Greenstein’s book is copyrighted, I’m not able to provide the recipe herein. But I do suggest you go to your nearest book store (or amazon.com) and order a copy of the book for yourself. You’ll also enjoy the other recipes contained in the book. As with anything else, the quality of a loaf of rye bread is a subjective matter. The rye bread recipes that follow are excellent, rating at least 9 on a scale of 1 to 10. Each has a different flavor and texture. Each requires a different amount of labor. Please try all of them, at least once. New York Deli Rye Their ads stated, “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s.” That simple slogan elevated Levy’s Jewish Rye to the top-selling rye bread in New York. Well, you don’t have to be in New York in order to enjoy fantastic rye bread—it can be made in your own kitchen! There are a few tricks and secrets to making great rye bread, however, and a whole lot of work is involved. First, you must make a batch of rye sour, which is the product of the controlled fermentation of rye flour and water. If you take care of your rye sour and replenish it from time to time you should never have to start from the beginning again. Then there’s altus. Chances are you’ve never heard of the word. But, according to one school of thought, you can’t make superb rye bread without it. Many bread recipes call for an egg wash. You’ll soon learn that what’s needed for rye bread is not an egg wash, but a cornstarch glaze. INGREDIENTS 3 cups Rye Sour 1-1/2 cups Altus 1 package active dry yeast 1 tablespoon kosher salt 2 tablespoons caraway seeds 4 cups first clear flour EXTRAS 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (to coat bowl) 2 teaspoons yellow corn meal (to sprinkle on baking sheet) 1 teaspoon caraway seeds (to sprinkle on glazed loaf) Cornstarch glaze In a stand mixer with a dough hook, place the rye sour, altus, yeast, salt, caraway seeds, and 2 cups of flour. Mix well at medium speed. Add more flour 1/2 cup at a time. When the dough pulls away from the side of the bowl, before the mixer motor starts straining, spread the rest of the flour on a breadboard and put the dough on top. Knead the dough until all of the flour has been incorporated. Place the dough into a large, lightly oiled bowl. Turn the dough to coat with the oil. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap or a damp towel. Set aside in a warm place to rise until the dough has doubled in bulk, about two hours. Punch the dough down and put it on a floured breadboard. Cut in half and shape each half into a loaf, either round or long. Cover the loaves with a damp (not wet) towel, and allow to rise for 1 hour. Place each loaf onto a parchmentlined baking sheet which you’ve sprinkled lightly with cornmeal. Preheat your oven to 375° F. Place a pan of hot water on the bottom rack of the oven. Brush a light coating of cornstarch glaze onto the surface of each loaf. Using a very sharp knife, make three diagonal slashes in each loaf about 1/2 inch deep. Sprinkle the tops of the loaves with caraway seed. Bake the bread for 40 minutes, or until the loaf sounds hollow when tapped. Turn the baking sheet 180 degrees halfway through baking in order to promote even browning. Remove the bread from the oven and brush it with another coat of cornstarch glaze. Cool on a wire rack. Sandwich Rye This is a simple recipe for rye bread, requiring neither altus nor a rye sour starter, yet it has a great flavor. INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups lukewarm water (105° to 115° F) 2 tablespoons barley malt syrup 1 package active dry yeast 1-1/2 cups medium or dark rye flour 1 tablespoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon caraway seeds 3 tablespoons canola oil 1-1/2 teaspoons Deli Rye Flavor 1/4 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) 1-1/2 cups first clear flour 1-1/2 cups bread flour EXTRAS 2 tablespoons canola or other cooking oil (to coat bowl) 2 tablespoons yellow corn meal (to sprinkle on baking sheet) 1 teaspoon caraway seeds (to sprinkle on glazed loaves) Cornstarch glaze PREPARATION Pour the warm water into a mixing bowl and add one tablespoon of barley malt syrup. Stir in the yeast and rye flour. Let this sponge sit for 30 minutes, or until it’s expanded and bubbly. Add the remaining malt syrup, salt, caraway seeds, oil, Deli Rye Flavor, citric acid, and enough of the flours to create a dough that begins to pull away from the sides of the bowl. Cover the dough with a towel or plastic wrap and let it stand for 15 minutes. Turn the dough out onto a lightly floured bread board or lightly oiled work surface and knead until it’s smooth and elastic, about 10 minutes, adding only enough flour to keep the dough from sticking unbearably. (Rye dough will always be a bit sticky, so resist the urge to keep adding flour to eliminate this inherent stickiness. Adding too much flour will make a heavy, dense, dry loaf.) Halfway through the kneading, give the dough a rest while you clean out and oil your mixing bowl. Shape the dough into a ball, place it in the oiled bowl, turning to coat, and cover the bowl with a towel or plastic wrap. Allow the dough to rise for 1-1/2 hours, or until it’s doubled in size. Punch the dough down and divide it in half. Shape each half into an oval, and place the shaped loaves on a parchmentlined baking sheet lightly sprinkled with cornmeal. Cover, and let rise for 30 minutes. Preheat your oven to 375° F. Place a pan of hot water on the bottom rack of the oven. Brush a light coating of cornstarch glaze onto the surface of each loaf. Using a very sharp knife, make three diagonal slashes in each loaf about 1/4 inch deep. Sprinkle the tops of the loaves with caraway seed. Bake the bread for 45 minutes, or until the loaves are well-browned and sound hollow when tapped. Turn the baking sheet 180 degrees halfway through baking in order to promote even browning. Remove the loaves from the oven and brush them with another coat of cornstarch glaze. Cool on a wire rack. Kaplan’s Jewish Rye This rye bread takes some advance preparation. You’ll need to start three days before you want to bake the bread. For best results, follow the directions precisely. Most important, don’t try to substitute different types of flour. First, you’ll need to make some potato water. POTATO WATER INGREDIENTS 2 pounds Russet potatoes 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 quart water PREPARATION Peel and slice the potatoes. Place potatoes, salt, and water in a pot over medium heat. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat and simmer until the potatoes are soft, about 20 minutes. Separate the potatoes from the potato water, saving both. Measure 1 cup potato water to use in the sour starter. Put the rest of the potato water in the refrigerator, to use when making the bread. Smoosh the potatoes. Measure 1 cup of smooshed potatoes and place in the refrigerator, to use when making the bread. The remaining potatoes can be refrigerated or frozen and used later for making knishes. Or, make mashed potatoes and serve them at dinner. RYE BREAD SOUR STARTER INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups potato water 1 cup light rye flour 1 tablespoon active dry yeast 1 tablespoon granulated (white)sugar 1 tablespoon caraway seeds PREPARATION Place all ingredients in a medium size bowl—the mixture will expand considerably. Stir to blend thoroughly. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap. Let sit for 3 days at room temperature, 65°– 75° F. RYE BREAD INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups warm potato water (If needed, add tap water to make the 1-1/2 cups.) 1 tablespoon granulated sugar 1 tablespoon active dry yeast 1 recipe Rye Sour 1 cup mashed potatoes 3 tablespoons Rye Bread Improver 2 cups white or light rye flour 2 tablespoons kosher salt 1 tablespoon caraway seeds 4-1/2 cups first clear flour 3 tablespoons canola vegetable oil Yellow cornmeal Cornstarch glaze or other PREPARATION Heat the potato water to warm (120° F). It’s quickest in a microwave. In an electric stand mixer bowl, place the potato water, sugar, and yeast. Mix and let sit for 10 minutes. Add the sour starter, mashed potatoes, Rye Bread Improver, light rye flour, salt, and caraway seeds. Mix on low speed for 3 minutes, using a dough hook. Add the first clear flour 1 cup at a time, mixing to blend before adding more. Make sure all the flour is well mixed into the dough. Increase speed to medium and beat six minutes more. Make sure the dough is thoroughly mixed by the dough hook. At this point, the dough should be heavy and somewhat sticky—a characteristic of rye bread dough. As flour varies greatly in moisture content (depending primarily on age and storage conditions) it may be necessary to add a few tablespoons of either flour or water in order to obtain the proper dough consistency. Make additions a little at a time—it’s easy to overshoot the goal. Only experience will teach you when the dough is exactly right. Put the vegetable oil in a large bowl and transfer the dough to that bowl. Turn the dough, so all sides are given a thin film of oil. Cover the bowl with plastic wrap and set it in a warm place (75°–80° F) to rise, approximately 2 hours or until doubled in size. Divide the dough into two or three portions. On a lightly-floured breadboard, knead each portion of dough until smooth, then form it into an ovalshaped loaf. Carefully place each loaf on a baking pan lined with parchment paper lightly sprinkled with a small amount of cornmeal. Cover the loaves with a damp (not wet) cloth or damp paper towels, and set in a warm place (75°–80° F) to rise for 1 hour. Prepare the oven by making sure one rack is in the middle or slightly below the middle. On the bottom rack, place a rimmed metal baking pan. Preheat the oven to 375° F. Carefully remove the damp cloth. Using a pastry brush, apply a thin coat of cornstarch glaze to the loaves. Using a very sharp knife or razor blade, make 3 diagonal slashes about 1/4 inch deep on the top of the loaves. Immediately place the tray of rye bread in the prepared oven on the middle shelf. Toss 2 cups of water onto the baking pan in the bottom of the oven, to create steam. The steam will help develop a crispy, crunchy crust. Be careful not to burn yourself when doing so. Bake for 30 minutes, or until the center of the bread has a temperature of 180° F. When done, the bread should sound hollow when tapped. Remove from oven. Apply a second thin coat of cornstarch glaze. Transfer bread from the baking pan to wire racks to cool. Do not slice for at least one hour. Aunt Barb’s Easy Sandwich Rye Aunt Barb’s Easy Sandwich Rye always turns out perfect—just right for making pastrami, corned beef, tongue, and other deli style sandwiches. That’s saying quite a lot, because rye bread is the most difficult of all breads to bake. Aunt Barb shrugs off my above observation and explains patiently that bread is just flour, water, a little salt and yeast, time, and heat. To which I add: fresh ingredients stored properly, skill, patience, years of experience, good luck, and hard work. BREAD SPONGE INGREDIENTS 1-1/2 cups water 1 cup whole wheat flour 1 cup unbleached white flour 1 tablespoon ribbon cane syrup or molasses 2 teaspoons dry yeast PREPARATION Thoroughly mix all the ingredients in a glass or ceramic bowl and refrigerate overnight. If necessary, you may shorten the sponging time to as little as two hours. BREAD INGREDIENTS 1 cup dark rye flour 1 cup unbleached white flour 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1 recipe bread sponge (above) 2 tablespoons vegetable oil 1 tablespoon caraway seeds. PREPARATION Mix together the dark rye flour, unbleached white flour, and salt. Add the bread sponge, vegetable oil, and caraway seeds. Add a little more water if the mixture is too dry. Knead until all ingredients are well blended. Let the dough rest for an hour, then knead again. Let the dough rest another hour, then shape into loaves. Use loaf pans, pie pans, or free-form on a baking sheet— your choice. Let the loaves rise for 45 minutes to an hour. Bake in a preheated 375° F oven for 30–45 minutes. Place the loaves on a wire rack to cool. Rye Sour FIRST DAY 2 cups stone-ground rye flour 1 cup plain yogurt 3/4 cup warm water 3 tablespoons cider vinegar 3 tablespoons finely minced onion 1 package active dry yeast 1/2 teaspoon crushed caraway seed 1/2 teaspoon ground cardamom Mix all ingredients thoroughly in a large bowl. Cover, and place in a warm place for 24 hours. ON THE SECOND DAY, THIRD DAY, AND FOURTH DAY Mix together the following ingredients, then combine with the rye sour. 1 cup stone-ground rye flour 2 tablespoons dark brown sugar, dissolved in 3/4 cup warm water The rye sour will be ready to use on the fourth day. As you use some of the rye sour to make bread, replenish it with 1 cup rye flour, 3/4 cup warm water, and 2 tablespoons of brown sugar for each cup of rye sour removed. Occasionally add a little crushed caraway seed, ground cardamom, and finely minced onion. Keep replenished rye sour at room temperature for 24 hours, then store it in your refrigerator in a container with a loose cover (to prevent pressure buildup). At least once a month replenish the rye sour whether you remove any or not —else the culture may die and you’ll have to start all over again. Altus Altus, a European innovation, is not just a way to use up stale bread. Rather, it’s an indispensable ingredient of sour rye, as it intensifies the distinctive flavor of the bread and helps it retain moisture. To make altus, use a food processor to make bread crumbs from rye bread with the crust removed—either leftover from a previous home baking or from store-bought rye bread. These crumbs can be bagged and stored in your freezer until needed. When you need altus for a recipe, soak the crumbs in cold water. Then, using a strainer, squeeze out most of the water until the crumbs consistency of mush. have the Cornstarch Glaze INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons cornstarch 1/4 cup cold water 1 cup boiling water PREPARATION Using a wire whip, thoroughly mix the cornstarch with the cold water until the slurry is smooth and lump-free. Slowly add to the boiling water, continuing to whisk until the glaze thickens. Cover with plastic wrap until needed. Pastries PASTRIES AT BRENT’S DELICATESSEN – WESTLAKE VILLAGE CA Tel Aviv Hilton Cheesecake When you have it in your mouth, it tastes so good you don't want to swallow it. I’ve had great difficulty finding what I considered to be really good cheesecake in bakeries, delis, and other restaurants. American cheesecake—even the famed New York variety—is usually much too heavy and sticky for me. Worst of all is the uncooked, unpalatable gummy mess made with gelatin and/or graham cracker crumbs served by all too many non-Jewish restaurants and promoted for home preparation by the Jell-O people. Aarrgh! I maintain it should be at least a misdemeanor—perhaps, even, a felony —to proffer that garbage as cheesecake. In Israel, the cheesecake is magnificent. It’s light and moist and has a delicate rich, creamy flavor, with slight vanilla-lemon overtones. Whenever I’m in Israel I sample the cheesecake at every opportunity. The best cheesecake of all is served at the Tel Aviv Hilton. Some years ago, after much cajoling, I managed to obtain their actual recipe from the hotel’s food and beverage manager, a man named Moshe Dayan (no relation to the famed Israel Defense Forces general of the same name who wore an eye patch). I suspect that Moshe finally gave in to my request because I was an American wearing an IDF uniform. At the time, I was spending a month in Israel with Volunteers for Israel (Sar El), serving the country by working in the kitchen of an Israeli army base near Hadassah Hospital’s Ein Karem campus. Unfortunately, Moshe wrote the recipe in Hebrew, so my first task was to get the document translated. I should have known. As given to me, the recipe was not at all suitable for home use. It required 90 eggs and made 18 cheesecakes. Quantities were in the metric system. The dry ingredients needed to be weighed, instead of measured. Even the baking temperatures were in degrees Celsius! And, the recipe called for one item with which I was totally unfamiliar —chemach tiras. English-speaking Israelis uniformly translated this as “corn flour.” I was puzzled. Was corn flour anything like the masa used to make tortillas, I wondered? Finally, a friend brought out a box from her pantry to show me, and I learned that chemach tiras is nothing more exotic than corn starch. Thanks to the help of a restaurantquality scale and my computer, I cut the recipe down to a manageable size and converted the liters and kilograms into cups and tablespoons. But that didn’t quite work, as Israeli cream cheese is somewhat different from that available in the United States. With a little experimentation, however, several cheesecakes later I concocted a mixture of cheeses and sour cream that very closely approximates Israeli cream cheese in both texture and flavor. The result? A wonderful cheesecake —every bit as delectable as the cheesecake served at the Tel Aviv Hilton, and quite similar to the type of cheesecake I enjoyed as a child. It’s easy to bake, and always gets lots of compliments. Enjoy! INGREDIENTS 8 ounces cream cheese 8 ounces farmers, hoop, ricotta, or well-drained cottage cheese 8 ounces sour cream 1 cup milk 5 large eggs (separated) 3 tablespoons granulated sugar (+ 3/4 cup sugar—see below) 1/4 cup all-purpose flour 1/4 cup corn starch 1 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon lemon extract Thin slices of sponge cake or pound cake (to use as a base) PREPARATION Using a stand mixer, combine all the above ingredients(except for the egg whites, 3/4 cup sugar, and sponge or pound cake) until smooth and free of lumps. Beat the egg whites until stiff, slowly adding the 3/4 cup sugar as the egg whites rise. Fold the egg whites-sugar mixture into the batter by hand. Line the bottom of a 9-1/2 inch spring-form cake pan with a thin layer of sponge cake or pound cake. Pour batter into the pan. Bake at 475° F until the top turns light brown (about 10 minutes). Remove from the oven and run a spatula or thin knife around the edge of the pan. Reduce the oven temperature to 325° F. Return the cake to the oven and bake an additional 45–50 minutes, or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. Cool on a wire rack. When cool, remove the sides (vertical part) of the spring-form pan. Dust the top of the cake with powdered sugar, if desired. Or, serve with a fruit sauce topping. The cake is best at room temperature, but should be refrigerated if not eaten immediately. TIMESAVING VARIATION Instead of first making a sponge cake or pound cake, mix a batch of Lemon Butter Cookie dough; the recipe is in the COOKIES chapter of this cookbook. Spread about half the dough on the bottom of the spring-form cake pan (sides removed), about 1/4 inch thick. Bake at 400° F for 7 minutes, or until golden brown. Make cookies with the remaining dough. When the lemon cookie crust has cooled, use a small knife to trim any excess that might have spread over the rim of the cake pan bottom. Assemble the spring-form cake pan and fill with the cheesecake batter. Bake as indicated above. Lindy’s New York Cheesecake Perhaps the most famous of the New York cheesecakes is the one devised by the original Lindy’s restaurant, which opened in 1923 and closed in 1967. The following recipe has been circulating for many years, with minor variations, and is said to be the original recipe obtained from Leo Lindemann (Lindy) himself. This cheesecake is dense and creamy, with a hint of citrus. Serve it plain, or with a pineapple, blueberry, or strawberry glaze. This is the type of cheesecake that was served at the long-ago-imploded Dunes Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. PASTRY CRUST INGREDIENTS 1 cup all-purpose flour 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/4 cup (1/2 stick) sweet unsalted butter, cut in 4 pieces 1 large egg yolk 2 teaspoons lemon zest 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon water PREPARATION Place all ingredients except the flour in a food processor. Pulse until the mixture is granular and lumpy. Add the flour and pulse 25 to 30 times more, occasionally scraping the sides and bottom of the bowl. When the mixture starts to form a ball, remove it from the food processor. Wrap in plastic wrap and refrigerate for one hour. Detach the sides of a 9-inch springform pan and butter the bottom. Spread slightly less than 1/2 of the dough over the bottom of the springform pan, pressing firmly and evenly with your fingertips to make a thin layer. Bake in a 400° F oven for 8 minutes, or until the dough has turned a pale golden brown. Cool on a wire rack. When the bottom crust is completely cool, reassemble the springform pan. Butter the sides of the pan. Press the remainder of the dough to the sides, evenly distributing it (about 1/8 inch thick). CREAM CHEESE FILLING INGREDIENTS 5 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese 1-3/4 cups granulated sugar 3 tablespoons all-purpose flour 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 tablespoon orange zest 1 tablespoon lemon zest 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 5 large eggs 2 large egg yolks 1/4 cup heavy cream PREPARATION In an electric stand mixer, beat the cream cheese, sugar, flour, salt, zests, and vanilla until smooth. Add the eggs and yolks one at a time, beating lightly after each addition. On low speed, stir in the heavy cream. Pour the filling on top of the prepared crust and smooth the top. Bake in a preheated 525° F oven for 10 minutes. Reduce the heat to 200° F and bake for an additional hour. Cool to room temperature on a wire rack, then cover loosely and refrigerate for at least three hours before adding the pineapple glaze. PINEAPPLE GLAZE INGREDIENTS 1 (20 ounce) can crushed pineapple, undrained 3 tablespoons granulated sugar 4 teaspoons cornstarch 2 tablespoons lemon juice 2 drops yellow food color PREPARATION In a small saucepan, combine the sugar and cornstarch. Stir in the remaining ingredients. Over medium heat, bring to a boil, stirring. Reduce heat and cook for one minute, or until the mixture is thickened and translucent. Cool to room temperature. Spread the glaze on top of the cheesecake. Refrigerate until well chilled. TO SERVE Loosen the pastry from the side of the pan with a spatula or thin knife. Carefully remove the sides of the springform pan. Garnish the cheesecake with sliced fresh strawberries, if desired. Cut the cake into wedges. Pound Cake A traditional pound cake is made from one pound each of flour, sugar, butter, and eggs. Thus, it really should be called a four-pound cake, shouldn’t it? American pound cake is one of the rich and varied desserts from the cuisine of the American South, which includes such treats as sweet potato pie and banana pudding. The rest of the world also likes pound cake. In Britain, pound cake is often laced with various dried fruit, such as raisins, sultanas, currants, and glacé cherries. In France, pound cake is called quatre-quarts, which means four quarters. French pound cake might have lemon juice or chocolate added, but generally no fruit. In Mexico, the name for the cake is panqué, and may contain walnuts or raisins. In Colombia, the similarly-named ponque might be drenched with wine and have a cream or sugar frosting. And, of course, pound cake is a specialty of Jewish bakeries. This delectable pound cake is heavy and dense, the way a pound cake should be. INGREDIENTS 3 cups granulated sugar 3 cups all-purpose flour 4 large eggs 2 sticks sweet butter (1 cup) 1 cup sour cream (buttermilk can be substituted) 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 or more teaspoons vanilla, almond, or lemon extract PREPARATION In a stand mixer bowl, cream the butter, sugar, and eggs. Add the remaining ingredients and blend at medium speed for a full six minutes. Pour batter into a greased Bundt pan. (There's usually more than enough butter left on the emptied butter wrappers to grease the pan.) Bake for 60 minutes in a preheated 350° F oven, or until an inserted toothpick comes out clean. SERVING SUGGESTIONS Complement the pound cake with fruit or berries of the season and freshly whipped cream. Drizzle it with a light orange or lemon glaze. Sauté 1-inch-thick slices of pound cake in sweet butter until toasty-brown on both sides (turning once). Cover with a large scoop of vanilla ice cream. Drizzle with You-Bet chocolate syrup, and top with whipped cream and a maraschino cherry. Cookies COOKIES AT BRENT’S DELICATESSEN – WESTLAKE VILLAGE CA Black and White Cookies The thing about eating the Black and White cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved. … Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld (The Dinner Party) Black and White cookies are ubiquitous in New York delis and Jewish bakeries, but they’re almost unknown elsewhere. Don’t confuse them w i t h Half Moon cookies made in Central New York and New England, or the also-similar cookies made in Germany called Amerikaners. Black and White cookies are huge, nearly a half foot in diameter. They have a soft cake-like texture, and a hint of lemon flavor combined with vanilla. One-half of the flat side of a Black and White cookie is iced with white vanilla fondant and the other half is iced with dark chocolate ganache—hence, the name of the cookie. The pastry part of the cookies is not overly sweet; it does not need to be because of the vanilla and chocolate icings. Black and White cookies are, in fact, more like flat, thinly frosted cakes than cookies, and are technically drop cakes. As some wag once described them, they look as if someone had sat on a bunch of cupcakes. One theory is that Black and White cookies were first made when a baker tried to find a use for leftover cake batter. Another school of thought gives Harry Hemstrought credit for the creation of Black and White cookies in the 1920s, when he opened a small bakery in Utica, New York. However, Hemstrought included cocoa in his cookie batter, and he called them Half Moon cookies, not Black and Whites. E r g o , despite the fact that the Hemstrought Bakery took claim to the title of being first, and Hemstrought’s baked as many as 12,000 of their version of the cookies each day, the facts are clear and the verdict is in: Hemstrought d i d not bake a true Black and White cookie. An additional contender is Glaser’s Bake Shop, a century-old bakery located at 87th Street and 1st Avenue in the Upper East Side of New York City. Glaser’s was established in 1902 by John Herbert Glaser and is still owned by the same family. They state that they’ve been selling Black and White cookies ever since the bakery opened its doors for business, but Herb Glaser, the present owner and grandson of the founder, can’t confirm that Black and White cookies actually originated in their bakery. The true origin of the cookies is probably lost in antiquity. Just ask any New York City baker, and he’ll tell you that Black and White cookies have been around forever. Zabar’s Gourmet Epicurean Emporium in New York City is probably the most famous purveyor of Black and White cookies today. COOKIE DOUGH INGREDIENTS 4-3/4 cups all-purpose flour 1 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup (2 cubes) unsalted butter, softened 1-3/4 cups granulated sugar 4 large eggs 1 cup milk 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract 1/2 teaspoon lemon extract PREPARATION In a medium bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, and salt; set aside. Using an electric stand mixer, cream the butter and sugar. Add the eggs, milk, and extracts. Beat at medium speed until well-blended. Add the flour mixture one cup at a time. Use a spatula to scrape down the sides of the mixing bowl after each addition. Continue beating, until smooth and creamy. Use an ice cream scoop or 1/3 cup measure to drop six portions of the dough at least two inches apart onto baking sheets covered with parchment paper. Use the back of a tablespoon to flatten the dough slightly and to form it into a more perfect circle. Bake in a preheated 375° F oven for 15 minutes, or until the edges are slightly browned. ICING THE COOKIES Make sure the cookies have cooled completely before applying the vanilla and chocolate frostings. Remove the cookies from the parchment paper, turning them over so the flat side of the cookies faces up. Use a pastry brush to gently remove any loose crumbs. Using a small spatula, spread 1 or 2 tablespoons of the white icing on half of the flat side of each cookie. A large spatula or knife used as a temporary barrier will help you apply the fondant with a straight line dividing the vanilla half of the cookie from the chocolate half. Let the cookies sit for 1 hour or until the icing has hardened. Using another small spatula, spread 1 or 2 tablespoons of the chocolate ganache on the other half of each cookie. Again, use a large spatula or knife as a temporary barrier to separate the chocolate ganache from the vanilla fondant. It takes a lot of practice to get the frostings applied smoothly with a straight line dividing them! Let the cookies sit for at least one hour. Place cookies between layers of waxed paper in a covered container for up to three days, or wrap them in cling plastic and store in your freezer. NOTE: There’s a real art to applying the icings to half of each cookie, then smoothing the two icings to create a perfect straight line down the middle. It’s easy to smudge, and novices tend to skimp on the icing. Hemstrought’s co-owner Tom Batters stated it took a new employee about a week to master the trick, but some people never learned. So, don’t be too disappointed if the icing on the first batches of your cookies looks a bit rustic! Vanilla Fondant INGREDIENTS 1 cup confectioner’s (powdered) sugar 1/4 cup heavy cream 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract PREPARATION In a small bowl, whisk all ingredients together until smooth. Chocolate Ganache INGREDIENTS 3 ounces semisweet chocolate 1/4 cup heavy cream 1 tablespoon white corn syrup PREPARATION Heat the chocolate in a microwave at 30% power for one minute at a time, stirring after each minute. Repeat as necessary. When the chocolate is completely melted, blend in the heavy cream and corn syrup. Alternate method: Chop the chocolate into small chunks. Place all ingredients in the top of a double boiler over barely simmering water. Stir occasionally until the chocolate melts and the ganache is smooth. Chinese Cookies You can buy these giant almondflavored Chinese cookies only in Jewish bakeries and delis. That being the case, why are they called Chinese cookies? Who knows? Once, when I was in Southern California, after enjoying a great breakfast of whitefish and cream cheese piled high on a toasted bagel at Mort’s Deli in Tarzana, I stepped next door to Bea’s bakery (a heavenly place!) to buy some cookies for my granddaughter Megan (Chinese, oatmeal, peanut butter, chocolate chip, and a black & white— one each). When I was told the price of the small bag of cookies I nearly choked! I’ve since seen Chinese cookies and Black and White cookies, not nearly as good as the ones I make, selling for as much as $3.25 apiece. I decided then and there I was in the wrong business. But I digress. I’ll back up, because I want you to know the entire story. Some years ago my daughter Sharon (Erin’s mother, not Megan’s; Megan’s mother is named Marsha) asked me for my recipe for Chinese cookies. I hadn’t made them in years, not since Marsha and Sharon were little girls. Thus, I had to dig the recipe out of my dusty old pre-computer files and then bake a batch of cookies to ascertain that the recipe was okay. It wasn’t. In those days, I tended to cook with a handful-of-this and a pinchof-that, and any recipes I’d bothered to write down were, at best, sketchy notes. I’ve gotta admit I’d never been entirely happy with my Chinese cookies. They just didn’t come out the same as the ones from the bakeries. So, I started experimenting. By changing quantities of some of the ingredients the cookies were better, but still not perfect. Then, I had an epiphany. Instead of using butter, which my recipe called for, I’d try shortening. After all, I reasoned, what bakery would use butter when lessexpensive shortening would suffice? Besides, I realized, Jewish bakeries wouldn’t use butter anyway, for if they did the cookies would not be pareve (permissible to eat at the same meal with meat dishes, according to Orthodox dietary laws). That worked! My Chinese cookies were every bit as good as the ones from the bakeries, and perhaps even better! By using the following recipe, yours will be, too. INGREDIENTS 4-1/2 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups Crisco shortening 2 cups granulated sugar 3 large eggs 1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda 1 teaspoon kosher salt 2 teaspoons almond extract 1 teaspoon vanilla extract Sliced almonds, about a cup 6 squares of semisweet baking chocolate 1 teaspoon cooking oil PREPARATION Using an electric stand mixer, cream the shortening and sugar. Add the eggs, baking soda, salt, almond extract, and vanilla. Beat at medium speed until well-blended and smooth. Mix in the flour, 1/2 cup at a time. The dough should be firm and slightly crumbly in texture. To make two dozen traditional-sized (that is, humongous) cookies: Shape the dough into 2 logs, each about 3 inches in diameter. To make three dozen less spectacular (but just as delicious) cookies: Shape the dough into 3 logs, each about 2 inches in diameter. Spread the sliced almonds on a sheet of aluminum foil and roll the cookie logs over them, to thoroughly coat the outside. Wrap each log in aluminum foil or plastic wrap and refrigerate until firm, preferably overnight. Slice each log into twelve 1/2-inchthick disks. Place the disks at least two inches apart onto baking sheets lined with parchment paper. Bake in a preheated 350° F oven—the larger cookies for 25 minutes, the smaller cookies for 22 minutes. For best results, make sure the dough is refrigerator-cold when it goes into the oven. When cool, decorate by spooning a small dollop (about 1 teaspoon) of melted chocolate in the center of each cookie. TO MELT THE CHOCOLATE Put 6 squares of semisweet chocolate and 1 teaspoon of cooking oil into a small ramekin. Heat in a microwave at 30% power for one minute at a time, stirring after each minute. If the chocolate has not completely melted, zap it again for another minute. Repeat as many times as are necessary, but do not increase the power, else the chocolate may harden to a fudge-like consistency. Hamantashen All Jewish holidays can be summed up in just nine words: They tried to kill us. They failed. Let’s eat! Hamantashen are traditionally served on the festival of Purim. Purim celebrates the defeat of Haman, an evil man who attempted to murder all the Jews of Persia. His plan was thwarted by Queen Esther and her uncle Mordecai. Hamantashen are triangular—some say because that was the shape of Haman’s hat. In Israel, hamantashen are called Oznei Haman—Haman’s ears— as tradition holds that Haman’s ears were pointy. But the origin of the name may be even simpler. In German, the word mohn me a n s poppy seed, and the word taschen means pockets. Mohntashen, or poppy seed pockets, were popular German pastries. By adding the Hebrew definite article “ha” you get hamohntashen. Note that the first part sounds like the name of the villain in the Esther story. And it’s said that Haman’s pockets were filled with bribe money. It’s easy to see how the pastry became associated with Purim. There are basically two types of hamantashen. The first is made with cookie dough, the other with yeast dough. In either instance, hamantashen may be filled with a variety of fillings. Some of the most popular fillings are poppy seed, prune, and apricot. Cookie Dough Hamantashen INGREDIENTS 1 cup granulated sugar 1/3 cup cooking oil 1/3 cup butter or margarine 3 large eggs 1/2 cup orange juice 4 cups all-purpose flour 3 teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon kosher salt 1 egg, beaten with 2 tablespoons water, for egg wash PREPARATION Using an electric mixer, cream the sugar, oil, and butter. Add the eggs and orange juice. Mix in the remaining ingredients and form into a ball. Refrigerate for one hour. Divide the dough into four parts. Roll each piece 1/8 inch thin on a floured board. Cut the dough into 3-inch rounds. Place 1 teaspoon of filling in the middle of each circle. Fold three sides of each circle up to form a triangle, leaving some filling exposed in the center. Press down to seal the sides lightly. Brush dough with the egg wash and place 2 inches apart on cooking sheets covered with parchment paper. Bake for 20 minutes in a 350° F oven, or until very lightly browned. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Yeast Dough Hamantashen INGREDIENTS 1 package active dry yeast 1/3 cup granulated sugar 1 teaspoon kosher salt 4 cups all-purpose flour 1 cup warm water 1/3 cup vegetable oil 1 egg, beaten with 2 tablespoons water, for egg wash PREPARATION In a large bowl, combine the yeast, sugar, salt, and flour. Mix in the water and oil to form a dough. On a floured board, knead until smooth and elastic, about 6 minutes. Put a little oil in a large bowl and place dough inside, turning to coat all of the dough. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise until the dough doubles in size. Punch down the dough. Divide the dough into three parts. Roll each piece 1/4 inch thin on a floured board. Cut the dough into 3-inch rounds. Place 1 teaspoon of filling in the middle of each circle. Hamantashen fillings can be as simple as apricot, prune, or other jam or preserves. Or, use canned cherry, blueberry, or apple pie filling. Better still, make one of the fillings in the recipes below. Fold three sides of each circle up to form a triangle, leaving some filling exposed in the center. Press down to seal the sides lightly. Brush dough with the egg wash and place the hamantashen 2 inches apart on cooking sheets covered with parchment paper. Cover with plastic wrap and let rise at room temperature until nearly double, about one hour. Bake for 25 minutes in a 350° F oven, or until very lightly browned. Transfer to a wire rack to cool. Poppy Seed Filling INGREDIENTS 1 cup poppy seed 1 cup milk 2 tablespoons butter 2 tablespoons honey 1 tart apple, grated PREPARATION In a small saucepan, place all ingredients except the apple. Bring to a boil, then lower heat and simmer until thickened. Cool, then add the grated apple. Prune Filling INGREDIENTS 2 cups dried prunes, pitted 1 cup raisins 1 tablespoon lemon juice 1 teaspoon lemon zest 1/2 cup granulated sugar 2 tablespoons honey PREPARATION Soak the prunes overnight in cold water. Drain. Chop all ingredients together in a food processor. Apricot Filling INGREDIENTS 2 cups dried apricots 1 cup honey 1 tablespoon orange zest 1/4 cup orange juice PREPARATION Soak the apricots overnight in cold water. Drain, then puree with all other ingredients in a food processor. Mandelbrot Mandelbrot is the Jewish answer to biscotti. Or perhaps it’s the other way around. I’ve eaten mandelbrot as long as I can remember (and that’s a long time), but it’s only been in recent years (the Starbucks era) that I’ve become aware of biscotti. These double-baked crunchy cookies are delicious dipped in coffee, and a whole lot better for you than calorieand grease-laden donuts. The name mandelbrot translates to almond bread, yet these days most mandelbrot is actually made with walnuts or pecans. This probably follows the same rationale as egg cream, which contains neither eggs nor cream, and Welsh rabbit, which contains no meat of any kind. There are innumerable variations of Mandelbrot possible; a few suggestions are shown below. INGREDIENTS 1 cup white (granulated) sugar 1 cup canola or other cooking oil 3 large eggs 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 1 teaspoon almond extract 3 cups all-purpose flour 2 teaspoons baking powder 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup walnuts, pecans, almonds, or other nuts, coarsely chopped OPTIONAL INGREDIENTS 1/2 to 1 cup raisins or sultanas; craisins (dried cranberries); candied citron; maraschino cherries; chopped dried apricots; chopped dates; chocolate chips 3 tablespoons poppy seeds 1/2 cup cocoa or chocolate syrup 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground ginger 1 tablespoon lemon or orange zest 2 tablespoons lemon or orange juice 2 tablespoons sweet wine, cognac, or liqueur PREPARATION In a large mixing bowl (preferably the bowl of an electric mixer), cream the sugar and oil. Beat in the eggs, one at a time. Add the vanilla and almond extracts, and any optional liquids. In a separate bowl, stir together the flour, baking powder, salt, and any optional dry ingredients (except fruit and nuts). Add the dry mixture to the wet mixture, a little at a time, blending well to make a soft, workable dough. Add the nuts and any optional fruit. Mix well to blend. Remove to a floured surface and knead until the dough is smooth and elastic. Divide the dough into two pieces. Shape each half into a 10 x 4 inch log. Flatten each log a bit and place on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper. Bake in a preheated 350° F oven for 30 minutes, or until the loaves are golden. Remove from the oven and cool in the pan for about 10 minutes. Cut each loaf into 1/2 to 3/4 inch slices, using a very sharp serrated knife. If desired, dip both sides in a cinnamonsugar mixture—1 teaspoon of cinnamon to 1/2 cup of sugar. Reduce oven temperature to 200° F. Place slices side-by-side, cut side up, on a baking sheet and return to the oven for 20 minutes. Turn the mandelbrot over and return to the oven for another 20 minutes, or until very dry and lightly toasted. Mandelbrot will keep indefinitely when stored in an airtight container. Lemon Butter Cookies Although lemon butter cookies are not traditional fare in Jewish delis or bakeries, you’ll love these delicious, easy-to-make little treats. Use the dough for the bottom crust when you make cheesecakes—see the recipe for Tel Aviv Hilton cheesecake. INGREDIENTS 1 cup all-purpose flour 1 stick (1/2 cup) sweet butter, softened 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 large egg Zest of one lemon (about tablespoon) 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1/2 teaspoon vanilla 1/2 teaspoon lemon extract 1 PREPARATION In an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar. Add and combine all the other ingredients, the flour last. Drop by teaspoons onto a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper, about 2 inches apart. Bake at 350° F for 15 minutes or until light golden brown. Rugelach Aficionados of rugelach cannot seem to agree whether the small crescentshaped delicacies of Ashkenazic origin should be classified as cookies or pastries. The name roughly translates from Yiddish to little twists or little horns, which rugelach remotely resemble. It is also said that the name derives from the Yiddish word rugel, meaning royal. Other names are kipfel (Germany), kifli (Yugoslavia), cheese bagelach, and cream-cheese horns of plenty. Rugelach is a favorite in every Jewish bakery. If you don’t have a Jewish bakery in your neighborhood or a Jewish mother in your kitchen, it’s likely you’ve never tasted the tempting treats. Originally, in Europe, rugelach dough was either yeast, butter or sour cream based. In America, the type that became most popular is cream cheese based; it has been suggested that the American recipe was created by the manufacturer of Philadelphia Cream Cheese to boost sales. Typically, rugelach dough is rolled into circles; spread with a little jam or fruit preserves; covered with a filling of chopped nuts, dried fruit, and cinnamon; cut into pie shapes; and, formed into crescents before baking. Because of the butter, cream cheese, and sour cream, rugelachs are extremely rich-tasting. Note there is no sugar in the dough itself; the sweetness is in the spread and filling. A wide variety of ingredients can be used in making rugelach. Start with the following recipe for a basic apricot rugelach, then try some of the variations suggested. DOUGH INGREDIENTS 2 cups all-purpose flour (plus 1/4 cup to coat the dough before rolling) 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter 1 package (8 ounces) cream cheese 1/3 cup sour cream PREPARATION Cut cold butter and cream cheese into 1/2 inch (or smaller) cubes. In a food processor, pulse the flour, salt, butter, cream cheese, and sour cream until the mixture is crumbly. Do not over-process —stop before the dough forms a solid ball. Shape the crumbly mixture into four equal disks, each about 4 inches in diameter and 1/2 inch thick. Wrap separately in plastic wrap and chill in your refrigerator for 2 to 24 hours. SPREAD Apricot preserves or apricot jam FILLING INGREDIENTS 1 cup finely chopped walnuts 1/2 cup dried apricots, finely chopped 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1 tablespoon ground cinnamon PREPARATION First, chop the nuts coarsely in a food processor. Remove and measure. Next, chop the dried apricots in the food processor. Remove and measure. Return the nuts and apricots to the food processor. Add 1/2 cup sugar and 1 tablespoon cinnamon. Pulse just until the ingredients are blended. TOPPING INGREDIENTS 3 tablespoons granulated sugar 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon PREPARATION Thoroughly mix the sugar and cinnamon. For convenience, place the mixture in an empty spice container with sifter/shaker holes. TO MAKE THE RUGELACH It’s important to keep rugelach dough cold, both before shaping and after shaping prior to baking. Accordingly, remove one disk of dough from your refrigerator at a time. With a little practice, you will have a dozen rugelach in the oven baking, another dozen in the refrigerator chilling, while you’re working on a third dozen—flattening, spreading, and shaping—a regular bakery assembly line! Rub a small amount of flour on all sides of a dough disk. Place it between two pieces of plastic wrap and, using a rolling pin, flatten the disk to 1/8 inch thick and 9 inches in diameter. Loosen the dough from the plastic occasionally; turn it over several times during the rolling process. It’s likely that one or more “cracks” will develop in the edge of the disk while flattening. Just pinch the cracks together and continue to roll. Using the back of a spoon or a pastry brush, spread 2 tablespoons of apricot jam over the 9-inch dough round. Sprinkle some of the nut-fruit filling evenly on top of the jam. NOTE: Apply the jam and filling sparingly. If you use too much, the rugelach will look messy. If you’ve made too much filling, you can place it in a Ziploc bag and keep it in your freezer until the next time you bake rugelach. Place a piece of plastic wrap on top of the round and push down gently, to press the filling into the dough slightly. Remove the plastic wrap. Using a sharp knife or pizza cutter, cut each round into 12 pie-shape wedges. Roll the wedges from wide to narrow, with the point on the outside of each rugelach. Bend the ends slightly, to form a slight crescent shape. Place the uncooked rugelach, points underneath, about 1-1/2 inches apart on an ungreased baking sheet covered with a piece of parchment paper. The parchment paper keeps the sticky filling from baking onto the pan and makes cleanup much easier. Sprinkle with the cinnamon-sugar topping. Place the tray of rugelach in your refrigerator and chill for 20 minutes. Bake in a preheated 350° F oven for 22 minutes, or until lightly golden. Place cooled rugelach into airtight containers, such as Ziploc bags. If the rugelach is not to be eaten within a few days, store it in your freezer until needed. You may also freeze and store unbaked rugelach, so that you can have freshly-baked pastries available on a few minutes’ notice. Don’t thaw the rugelach, just add 5–8 minutes to the baking time. Now, for the many variations possible: SPREAD Use any type of jam, preserves, or marmalade—or, don’t use any spread at all. FILLING Instead of walnuts, use pecans, almonds, or other nuts of your choice— or, no nuts at all. Instead of dried apricots, use raisins, sultanas (white raisins), currants, prunes, dates, figs, craisins (dried cranberries), fresh cranberries, finely chopped apples, mini chocolate chips, halvah, poppy seeds, marzipan—or, whatever tickles your fancy. Use brown sugar instead of white sugar—or, make your rugelach sugarless. TOPPING Prior to sprinkling the cinnamon-sugar on top (or rolling the rugelach in it), brush the pastries with an egg wash or milk. Or, eliminate the topping entirely. Oatmeal Cookies An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of oatmeal cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom. With even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame and gazed into the kitchen. Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven. For there, spread out upon the kitchen table, were literally hundreds of his favorite oatmeal cookies. Was it heaven? Or, was it one final act of love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left the world a happy man? Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a crumpled posture. His parched lips parted, the anticipation of the wondrous taste of the cookies already in his mouth. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife. “Back off!” she said, “They’re for the funeral.” … Thanks to my daughter Sharon Jenkins for sending me this story. Here’s the recipe for big, chewycrisp, old-fashioned oatmeal cookies like you wished your mother had made! INGREDIENTS 2 cups all-purpose flour 1-1/2 cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, softened 1 cup granulated sugar 1 cup dark brown sugar, firmly packed 2 large eggs 1 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon nutmeg 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2-1/2 cups rolled oats 2 cups raisins 2 cups chopped walnuts PREPARATION Using a stand mixer, cream the butter, sugar, and brown sugar. Add the eggs, baking soda, cinnamon, nutmeg, salt, and vanilla. Beat at medium speed until well-blended. Add the flour, 1/2 cup at a time. When the batter is smooth and creamy, add the oats and beat until they’re distributed throughout the dough. Finally, add the raisins and nuts. Continue mixing at slow speed, just until the raisins and nuts are evenly distributed. Drop by heaping tablespoons (or more) two inches apart onto baking sheets lined with parchment paper. Bake in a preheated 375° F oven for 15 minutes, or until golden brown. Desserts Noodle Kugel (Lokshen Kugel) Kugel, like the vast majority of deli foods, originated in Eastern Europe. It has been served on the Sabbath in traditional Ashkenazi Jewish households for hundreds of years, often as a side dish for cholent. The word kugel (from the Yiddish or German word for sphere or ball) is sometimes translated as pudding or casserole. There are many types of kugel, both sweet and savory. A kugel may be based on such diverse main ingredients as noodles, potatoes, bread, matzos, onions, carrots, spinach, eggs, and cheese. However, the only kugel you’re likely to find in a deli these days is noodle kugel—also called lochshen (lokshen) kugel. Noodle kugel is a delightful dairy dessert. It’s similar in both texture and flavor to baked rice pudding, but it’s made with egg noodles instead of rice. INGREDIENTS 1 package (12 ounce) broad egg noodles 2 cups cottage cheese 2 cups sour cream 1 cup granulated sugar 1 cup raisins 1/2 cup walnuts or pecans, coarsely chopped 5 eggs, beaten 1 stick (1/2 cup) butter, melted 1 tablespoon vanilla 1 teaspoon cinnamon 1 teaspoon nutmeg PREPARATION Cook the noodles according to the manufacturer’s instructions. Rinse with cold water and drain. In a large bowl, mix all the other ingredients until well blended. Then, stir in the noodles. Pour into a buttered 13 x 8 x 2-inch baking dish, or two smaller baking dishes. Dust the top with cinnamon. Bake 50 minutes in a preheated 350° F oven, or until the center is set. Cool for 15 minutes before serving. Serve with a generous dollop of whipped cream. VARIATIONS Substitute dried cranberries or sultanas for some or all of the raisins. Substitute canned pineapple bits, well-drained, for some or all of the raisins. Add three apples, peeled and chopped or sliced. Increase the quantity of nuts—or, omit them completely. Challah Bread Pudding This challah bread pudding with the New Orleans-inspired bourbon sauce is so delicious you’ll want to always bake an extra loaf of challah for your Friday night dinner, reserving one loaf of the egg bread for the pudding. The following recipe provides eight to ten generous portions, but with second and third helpings there probably won’t be much left over for the following day. INGREDIENTS 1 loaf challah (1 pound), cut to 1-inch cubes 3 cups milk 1 cup half and half or heavy cream 1 cup granulated sugar 1/2 cup brown sugar 4 large eggs, slightly beaten 2 tablespoons vanilla extract, almond extract, or combination 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon ground ginger (optional) 1 teaspoon allspice (optional) 1 cup raisins or sultanas (white raisins) 1 cup apple slices (optional) 3/4 cup sliced almonds, pecans, or walnuts (optional) 1/2 stick butter, melted PREPARATION Combine the bread, milk, and half and half in a large bowl. Set aside for the bread to absorb the milk, while you’re preparing the other ingredients. Mix the sugars, eggs, extracts, and spices thoroughly. Add to the bread mixture, making sure all bread is coated. Stir in the raisins and nuts. Put the butter into a 9 x 13-inch baking dish. Make sure the sides and entire bottom of the dish are coated with the butter. Pour the bread mixture into the baking dish. Bake, uncovered, in a preheated 350° F oven for 50 minutes, or until the pudding is set in the center and the top of the pudding is golden brown. Remove from the oven and let cool on a wire rack. Cut into squares and place in individual serving dishes. Sprinkle with powdered sugar. Serve warm or cold with bourbon sauce or freshly-whipped cream. Bourbon Sauce INGREDIENTS 2 teaspoons cornstarch 1 cup heavy cream 1 large egg, beaten 1/4 cup granulated sugar 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 cup bourbon 1 tablespoon sweet (unsalted) butter PREPARATION In a small bowl, whisk the cornstarch in 1/4 cup of the cream, making sure the mixture is free of lumps. Add the rest of the cream, the beaten egg, sugar, and salt. Pour the mixture into a small saucepan. Stir frequently over medium heat until the mixture comes to a boil. Reduce the heat to low and cook, stirring constantly, until the sauce thickens—about 3 or 4 minutes. Remove from heat. Whisk in the butter and the bourbon. Drizzle the warm sauce over bread pudding. NOTE: Substitute 1/4 cup rum, amaretto, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, or other liqueur for the bourbon. Or, flavor the sauce with 1 tablespoon vanilla extract (more or less to taste). Rice Pudding This creamy rice pudding is so rich and smooth! Serve it in a tulip-shape glass ice-cream-sundae dish or icecream-soda glass and top it with a large dollop of freshly-whipped cream. INGREDIENTS 1 cup dry white rice 2 eggs, beaten 3 cups milk, divided 2/3 cup raisins, sultanas, currants, or craisins (dried cranberries) 1/2 cup granulated sugar 1/4 teaspoon kosher salt 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1 teaspoon vanilla extract or brandy 1 tablespoon sweet (unsalted) butter PREPARATION Cook the rice according to package directions. In a medium saucepan, combine the cooked rice with 2-1/2 cups milk, the raisins, sugar, salt, nutmeg, and cinnamon. Cook over medium-low heat, stirring frequently, until the mixture thickens— about 15 minutes. Mix the beaten eggs with the remaining 1/2 cup milk. Add it to the rice mixture and cook five minutes more, stirring constantly. Remove from heat and add the vanilla extract and butter. Stir. Serve warm or cold. If desired, sprinkle with additional nutmeg or cinnamon. Applesauce You can buy applesauce in a can or jar at any supermarket—but the best store-bought applesauce is not nearly as good as the applesauce you can quickly and easily make at home. After all, you’re going to serve the applesauce with wonderful latkes or delicious roast brisket of beef that you’ve cooked yourself, so you might as well exercise the small amount of effort needed to have the best. Don’t cook just a small amount of applesauce, either. Make a large batch and store whatever you don’t immediately need in Ziploc containers in your freezer. That way, whenever you need applesauce to accompany a meal, all you’ll have to do is thaw out a container or two. INGREDIENTS 12 large apples 1 cup granulated sugar 1/2 teaspoon citric acid (sour salt) 2 or 3 cinnamon sticks, broken 1 cup water PREPARATION Use Gravenstein, Granny Smith, Jonathan, Pippin, Rome Beauty, or McIntosh apples. Delicious, Gala, and most of the eating apples are overly bland and tend to get mushy when cooked. I prefer to use several different types of apples in the applesauce, to blend the flavors and sweetness-tartness of the various varieties. In a large pot, mix together the sugar, citric acid, and water. If you don’t have citric acid, substitute fresh lemon juice—1/2 teaspoon of citric acid approximately equals the tartness of the juice of one lemon. Wash, peel, and core the apples. Cut the apples into chunks. Drop them into the sugar-citric acid syrup immediately after cutting. Stir frequently to coat all surfaces. Getting the apple pieces into the syrup quickly keeps them from turning dark. Add the cinnamon sticks and bring the mixture to a boil. Reduce heat to a simmer. Make sure the mixture doesn’t boil over! Cook until the apple pieces start falling apart. Remove the cinnamon sticks before serving. SWEETNESS: Depending on the variety and ripeness of the apples used, you may want to add more sugar. TARTNESS: Depending on the variety and ripeness of the apples used, you may want to add more citric acid. Awesome Applesauce Dessert This simple but delicious dessert will earn you kudos, yet it’s so easy to prepare! INGREDIENTS Pound cake, ladyfingers, or sponge shortcake cups Applesauce Freshly Whipped Cream Ground cinnamon PREPARATION Set a 1-inch slice of pound cake, two or three ladyfingers, or a sponge shortcake cup on each serving plate. Cover the cake with a generous scoop of applesauce—warm or chilled, your choice. But never at room temperature! Top with a large dollop of freshly whipped cream. Never use pressure-can whipping cream or Cool Whip when preparing this dessert. Freshly whipped cream makes all the difference in the world. Finally, dust with a little ground cinnamon. Whipped Cream INGREDIENTS 1/2 pint whipping cream 1 tablespoon powdered sugar (more to taste) 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract (optional) Pinch of salt PREPARATION Place a small bowl and electric handmixer beaters in your freezer for at least 1/2 hour to chill. The whipping cream should also be as cold as possible, but not frozen. Using the electric mixer at highest speed, beat the whipping cream. When it starts to thicken, add the powdered sugar, salt, and vanilla. Continue beating until the cream has thickened and is very stiff. Ingredients Special Ingredients The recipes in this cookbook contain a number of ingredients which, in many instances, you will not have in your kitchen, and many of which are not stocked by your local supermarket. This chapter will help you both understand the necessity for the ingredients and provide you with sources of supply for them. ALUM, POWDERED: Used in making dill pickles. A few supermarkets stock it in the spice section; most do not. Readily available at low cost in any pharmacy. BARLEY MALT SYRUP: Barley malt syrup is a natural sweetener with a distinctive flavor, made by malting barley to produce maltose. The process of malting (germinating grains of cereal, then heating them to stop the germination) dates back to the ancient Egyptians, thousands of years ago. Malted cereal grains are indispensable to beer-making. Barley malt syrup gives bagels their deliciously unique flavor. Unfortunately, to trim costs, it’s no longer used in many mass-produced commercially-baked bagels and bagel shops. The syrup is also an important ingredient in some bread recipes. Many supermarkets and health food stores stock barley malt syrup. Online sources include Amazon.com and King Arthur Flour. BREAD FLOUR: See Flour, Bread. BUTTER, SWEET (UNSALTED): There are vast differences in salt content between different brands of salted butter; and, between butter produced in different parts of the country. Salted butter can contain as much as 3 percent salt (3/4 teaspoon per stick)—or less than half that amount. Accordingly, when you cook with salted butter you never know how salty your finished dish will be. For uniformity, sweet (unsalted butter) is specified in all the recipes in this cookbook. CITRIC ACID (SOUR SALT): I consider citric acid to be so important to deli (and other) cooking that I’ve given it an entire section in the SPICES chapter of this book. It’s available in the kosher foods section of supermarkets, and may be ordered online in bulk from Whole Foods, Butcher & Packer, and other companies. DELI RYE FLAVOR: An additive to improve the flavor of rye bread. Available online from King Arthur Flour. FIRST CLEAR FLOUR: See Flour, First Clear. FLOUR, BREAD: A high-gluten flour. If a recipe calls for bread flour, do not substitute all-purpose flour. Available in most supermarkets. FLOUR, FIRST CLEAR: The flour New York bakers have traditionally used for making Jewish rye breads. Milled from spring wheat, it’s both high gluten and high protein, which gives the bread its chewiness. Available online from King Arthur Flour. GRAPE LEAVES: In this cookbook, grape leaves are an ingredient in the dill pickle recipe. Grape leaves are a part of many Mediterranean foods, such as d o l m a s . Fresh grape leaves are seasonally available in some Mid-East groceries. Or, ask the owner of a vineyard if you can buy some of his grape leaves. They can be stored in your freezer until needed. HICKORY SMOKE FLAVOR, POWDERED: A 100% natural product made from hickory sawdust. Through a highly refined process the flavor compounds of smoke have been condensed into a powder and mixed with dextrose (corn sugar). When used according to directions, it’s virtually impossible to tell the difference between cured meats made with powdered hickory smoke flavor and those that are actually smoked. Thus, for cost savings, it is used in the commercial preparation of many foods. Do not confuse powdered hickory smoke with the liquid smoke flavorings available in supermarkets, as they are quite different. Hickory Smoke Flavor is available online from Butcher & Packer. KITCHEN BOUQUET: A browning and seasoning sauce made primarily from caramel and assorted vegetables. Improves the appearance and flavor of gravies. Note: Kitchen Bouquet is kosher, but not pareve. Kitchen bouquet is available in supermarkets. KOSHER SALT: Unless another type of salt is indicated, the amount of salt specified in all the recipes in this cookbook is based on using Morton kosher salt. The use of any other brand or type of salt, kosher or otherwise, requires an adjustment in the quantity of salt used. If no adjustment is made, foods will be too salty or not salty enough. For a complete explanation, see the section A PINCH OF SALT in the SPICES chapter. LEMON ZEST: See Zest. MALT SYRUP: See Barley Malt Syrup. MATZO MEAL: Finely ground matzos, used in making matzo balls, gefilte fish, kishka, and numerous Passover dishes. Available in the kosher foods section of supermarkets. You can easily make matzo meal from matzos by processing them in a food processor. One 1-pound box of matzos will yield approximately 4 cups of matzo meal. MORTON TENDER QUICK: This is an absolutely essential ingredient when making pastrami, corned beef, or pickled tongue from the recipes in this book. Do not omit it and do not try to substitute anything else, or the recipes will fail. Morton Tender Quick is a fast-cure product for meat, poultry, game, and fish. It is a combination of high grade salt and other curing ingredients that can be used for both dry and sweet pickle curing. Morton Tender Quick mix contains salt, the main preserving agent; sugar, both sodium nitrate and sodium nitrite, curing agents that also contribute to development of color and flavor; and propylene glycol to keep the mixture uniform. Morton Tender Quick is stocked by some supermarkets and Walmart stores, usually in the canning supplies or spices section. It’s also available online from Butcher & Packer and numerous other companies. To find a store in your neighborhood that sells Tender Quick, go to this website: http://www.mortonsalt.com/storelocator/index.html OLD BAY SEASONING: A popular and versatile seasoning, formulated by German immigrant Gustav Brunn in the 1940s in Baltimore, Maryland. It is now popular and available in supermarkets throughout the country. For a similar spice blend you can make at home, see the Seafood Seasoning recipe in the SPICES chapter of this book. PICKLING SPICE: An assortment of dried spices used in making corned beef, pickled tongue, some types of cucumber pickles, and other uses. May be purchased in stores, but you can easily make better pickling spice at lower cost yourself. See the recipe in the SPICES chapter of this book. POWDERED SMOKE FLAVOR: See Hickory Smoke Flavor, Powdered. PRETZEL SALT: See Salt, Pretzel. RYE BREAD IMPROVER: A blend of rye flavors and sours, diastatic malt, vital wheat gluten (for a good, strong rise) and potato flour (to help combat the "dry crumblies”). Available online from King Arthur Flour. SALT, PRETZEL : Morton Salt states that their “Rock Pretzel Salt is selected screening of crushed southern rock salt taken from a ‘dome’ deposit. It is carefully selected for food grade purity and a uniform white color with a minimum of dark-colored particles. A peculiar characteristic of this salt is that it breaks into uniformly flat, rectangularshaped particles upon crushing and screening to yield a product which adheres particularly well as a topping salt for pretzels. There are no additives.” Pretzel salt is available in gourmet shops and many online stores. In a pinch you can substitute kosher salt, but you’ll definitely notice the difference. SEASONED PEPPER: A blend of coarsely-ground black pepper, dried bell peppers, and spices. An easy way to add flavor to meats, gravies, etc. See the recipe in the SPICES chapter of this book. SEASONED SALT: A blend of salt and selected spices. See the recipe in the SPICES chapter of this book. SMOKE FLAVOR: See Hickory Smoke Flavor, Powdered. SOUR SALT: See Citric Acid (Sour Salt). SWEET BUTTER: See Butter, Sweet (Unsalted). TENDER QUICK: See Morton Tender Quick. YEAST: Active dry yeast is available in both foil packets and jars. You can save money by buying yeast in the jars. Just remember, each foil package contains 2-1/4 teaspoons of yeast. To keep yeast fresh after you’ve opened a jar, store it in your freezer. ZEST: The flavorful outermost part of the rind of a citrus fruit. To remove the zest you can use the finest holes of a grater. But if you use a grater, take care not to include any of the bitter white pith (albedo) that lies just beneath the zest. A zester is a very efficient tool, as it quickly removes only the outer zest and the fragrant oils. Some zesters resemble a wood rasp. Others look like an exceedingly sharp grater. Neither type is very expensive. A zester is a good investment for your kitchen if you use zest frequently in your cooking. In a pinch, you can remove the zest of a lemon or other citrus fruit with a vegetable peeler, then finely dice it with a small utility knife. Photo Credits Langer’s Delicatessen: Courtesy Langer’s Delicatessen Restaurant Langer’s #19 sandwich: Courtesy Langer’s Delicatessen-Restaurant Chicken Noodle Soup, Brent’s Delicatessen: Photo by Viktor Budnick Cabbage Soup, Brent’s Delicatessen: Photo by Viktor Budnick Fox’s U-Bet Original Chocolate Flavor Syrup: H. Fox & Company, Inc. Challah: Courtesy ACH Food Companies, Inc. All other photographs by David W. Cowles A note from the author Dear Reader Thank you for buying The Deli Maven’s Cookbook. I hope you’ll enjoy this book as much as I enjoyed writing it for you. My cookbooks (listed below) are available exclusively in Kindle format from Amazon.com. Just click on the book’s title to read free sample chapters. For information about my other Kindle books (fiction and nonfiction), please click here. To read my blog The Cowles Report, please click here. To read my brief biography, please click here. To write me, please click here. I’d love to hear from you! Sincerely COOKBOOKS BY DAVID W. COWLES The Deli Maven’s Cookbook The Deli Maven’s Cookbook teaches how to quickly, easily, and inexpensively prepare delicious and authentic deli food at home—including pastrami; corned beef; pickled tongue; lox and Nova; matzo ball soup; kasha varnishkas; matzo brei; lox, eggs, and onions; bagels, bialys, and breads; New York style cheesecake; black & white cookies; and scores of other deli, appetizing, and bakery delights—all made from “scratch.” Homemade Pastrami and To-Die-For Corned Beef Discover the fun of making your own delicious pastrami, corned beef, tongue, rye sandwich bread, dilly deli mustard, cole slaw, salad dressings, navy bean soup, and other deli treasures. You’ll be delighted by this easy-to-use cookbook with simple step-by-step instructions, spiced and garnished with witty tips from an expert chef! Mexican Cuisine for American Cooks Mexican Cuisine for American Cooks teaches the secrets of preparing greattasting Mexican-restaurant-style meals with the least amount of effort and expense. Recipes for all the classics and favorites are in this cookbook—tacos, enchiladas, fajitas, chiles rellenos, burritos, tamales, and more. You’ll want to invite all your friends, family, and neighbors over for a fiesta! A Pot of Texas Red A Pot of Texas Red reveals David W. Cowles’ famous million-dollar chili con carne recipe. The secret? A special easy-to-make chili powder that contains everything needed to perfectly season a pot of chili, coupled with a barebones list of ingredients for making the best chili you’ve ever tasted. The result is almost alchemy! Italian Cuisine for American Cooks You don’t have to be Italian to love Italian food—and you don’t have to be Italian to cook it, either! David W. Cowles teaches the secrets of preparing great-tasting Italian-American-style meals quickly, easily, and economically in his book Italian Cuisine for American Cooks. Let’s Have a Pizza Party! A do-it-yourself pizza party feeds a large group of hungry adults, teenagers, or kids a delicious meal they’ll love, with a minimum of work on your part. Because everyone participates in decorating their own personal pizza, pizzas are prepared precisely the way each person prefers. Let’s Have a Pizza Party! includes all recipes and instructions needed for a fabulous Pizza Party! Who ate all the Cookies? Who ate all the Cookies? is a fun-tomake cookie recipe book featuring a delightful story for children and adults. After reading the story, youngsters are invited to participate in a family cookiemaking project. Along with interesting cookie anecdotes grown-ups will enjoy, Who ate all the Cookies? includes easyto-follow recipes for yummy gigantic oatmeal cookies, chocolate chip cookies, peanut butter cookies, black and white cookies, and Chinese cookies. Table of Contents Table of Contents Genesis What is a Deli? Deli Food is Comfort Food Is Deli Food bad for you? I’m a Deli Maven Exodus Where’s the Deli? My Quest for a Good Deli (Part One) My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Two) My Quest for a Good Deli (Part Three) How I Nearly Burned My House Down The Lack-of-Deli Problem Resolved True Tales of the Deli The Zaftig Waitress The Zhlub The Cashier Van Houten Deli Quotes Deli Jokes Meats Pastrami Store-bought Corned Beef Home-cured Corned Beef To-Die-For Corned Beef Corned Beef Pâté Pickled Tongue Roasted Tongue Brisket of Beef Roasted Turkey Smoked Meat Homemade Beef Salami Fish Belly Lox, Nova, and Gravlax Belly Lox Nova Gravlax Dijon Mustard Sauce Salmon Bacon Pastrami Lox Pickled Herring Pickled Herring – from Fresh Herring Pickled Herring – from Salt Herring Mort the Mench’s Grandma Gertrude’s Famous Creamed Pickled Herring Chopped Herring Chubs, Whitefish, and other Smoked Fish Whitefish Salad Gefilte Fish Fish Stock Deli Sandwiches Sandwiches by Name or Number Reuben and Rachel Soups Chicken Soup Old-fashioned Chicken Soup Fast-and-Easy Chicken Soup Matzo Balls (Knaidlach) Kreplach Quick & Easy Kreplach Sweet and Sour Cabbage Soup Mushroom-Barley Soup Chicken Stock Beef Stock Borscht Navy Bean and Pastrami Soup Salads Potato Salad Potato Salad Dressing Macaroni Salad Cole Slaw Cole Slaw Dressing Egg Salad Perfect Hard-Cooked Eggs Chicken Salad Chinese Chicken Salad Chinese Chicken Salad Dressing Farmer’s Chop Suey Entrées and Deli Specialties Chicken-in-the-Pot Stuffed Bell Peppers Sweet and Sour Cabbage Rolls (Holishkes) Short Ribs Flanken Kasha Varnishkes Knishes Potato Knishes Chicken Liver Knish Filling Beef Knish Filling Cream Cheese Knish Filling Kishka (Stuffed Derma) Vegetarian Kishka Knocks or Franks and Beans Lox, Eggs, and Onions Salami and Eggs Matzo Brei Cheese Blintzes Potatoes Latkes (Potato Pancakes) French Fries Hash Brown Potatoes Pickles, Sauerkraut, and Condiments Dill Pickles Bread-and-Butter Pickles Sauerkraut Horseradish Prepared Horseradish Whipped-Cream Horseradish Mustard Dilly Deli Horseradish Mustard Thousand Island Dressing Russian Dressing Odds and Ends Chicken Liver Pâté Gravy Brown Gravy Poultry Gravy Egg Cream The Original Brooklyn Egg Cream Hoop Cheese, Farmers’ Cheese, Queso Blanco, Paneer Neufchatel Cheese Spices, Etc. Save Money on Spices Seasoned Salt Seasoned Pepper Pickling Spice Seafood Seasoning Curry Powder A Pinch of Salt Kosher Salt Iodized Salt Morton Lite Salt Sea Salt Which type of Salt to use MSG (Monosodium Glutamate) The Many Uses of Citric Acid Bagels, Bialys, and Breads Beware of Fake Bagels! Fairfax Avenue Bagels Brooklyn Bialys Challah (Braided Egg Bread) New York Deli Rye Sandwich Rye Kaplan’s Jewish Rye Aunt Barb’s Easy Sandwich Rye Rye Sour Altus Cornstarch Glaze Pastries Tel Aviv Hilton Cheesecake Lindy’s New York Cheesecake Pound Cake Cookies Black and White Cookies Vanilla Fondant Chocolate Ganache Chinese Cookies Hamantashen Cookie Dough Hamantashen Yeast Dough Hamantashen Poppy Seed Filling Prune Filling Apricot Filling Mandelbrot Lemon Butter Cookies Rugelach Oatmeal Cookies Desserts Noodle Kugel (Lokshen Kugel) Challah Bread Pudding Bourbon Sauce Rice Pudding Applesauce Awesome Applesauce Dessert Whipped Cream Ingredients Special Ingredients Photo Credits