`Big polluters` attacked
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`Big polluters` attacked
CAMPUS TIMES SPORTS G O L F T E A M TA K E S L I B E R T Y L E A G U E C R O W N | PA G E 2 0 Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873 VOLUME 133, NUMBER 15 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2006 Security reports crime statistics Greek fall rush ends The Think Safe report shows some declining crime rates BY MATT MAJARIAN CAMPUS TIMES STAFF UR Security released its yearly Think Safe report last week, providing required disclosure of crime statistics from all University properties for the last year. The University is required by federal and state law to inform members of the community about campus security policies, victim rights and services and crime statistics reported to campus and local authorities. Perhaps the most positive trend seen in this year’s report is a decline in reported car thefts. Across all University campuses, only 17 cases were reported in 2005, as compared to 39 in 2004 and 43 in 2003. “In the larger Rochester community, there has been a decline in auto theft,” UR Director of Security Walter Mauldin said. “Overall, theft is down around 30 percent.” Still, this overall decline does not completely account for the clearly measurable drop in auto thefts on campus in recent years. “The other reason for the decline is a real effort by students, staff and faculty to report problems to UR Security sooner,” Mauldin said. “A number of incidents occurred where people were going to steal cars but were seen and stopped.” This year, the declining trend in car theft appears to be continuing. Through Wednesday evening, only four confirmed auto thefts had occurred on UR campuses, not including a possible fifth that remains under investigation. Another downward trend appearing in the report is liquor law violation referrals, defined in the Federal Bureau of Investigations’ Uniform Crime Report standard as “furnishing liquor SEE SECURITY, PAGE 4 LAUREN KRACHENFELS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Senior Tiffany Tsui hands out information at the Bone Marrow Drive in Hirst Lounge in Wilson Commons. Bone marrow drive registers students BY CATELYN HALUSIC CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Sigma Psi Zeta sorority hosted its annual bone marrow registry drive on Wednesday, Sept. 27 and Thursday, Sept. 28 in Hirst Lounge of Wilson Commons. Each year, over 30,000 children and adults in the United States are diagnosed with diseases that can be cured via a blood or marrow transplant. Blood and bone marrow transplants are most commonly used to aid in the treatment of leukemia and other blood diseases. “Over the two days we held the drive, a total of 88 people registered.” Sigma Psi Zeta President Tiffany Tsui said. Another drive that was held this past spring brought in 44 people, bringing the total number of registrations to 132 people for 2006. “By increasing the number of potential donors, we can give somebody a second chance at life,” Filipino American Students’ Association President and senior Pauline Nemitz said. This year, the event was held in honor of Wincheng Lin, ‘02, Sigma Psi Zeta sister and the original founder of the drive. Lin was diagnosed in June 2006 with Acute Undifferentiated Leukemia, a rare form of the cancer and her optimal chance of survival depends upon a bone marrow transplant. SEE DRIVE, PAGE 4 LAUREN KRACHENFELS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Kennedy addresses a packed audience in Strong Auditorium on Thursday evening. ‘Big polluters’ attacked RFK, Jr. spoke to students about environmental issues BY MARTIN FERNANDEZ CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. spoke last Thursday night, criticizing the media, the Bush administration and the leaders of the country’s most prominent industries. He called them catalysts for the increasingly deteriorating conditions of the nation’s water, air and forests. Kennedy is the author of “Crimes Against Nature” and the coauthor of “The Riverkeepers,” but is best known for his role as an environmental advocate and lawyer. “The big polluters have been very adept over the past decades about marginalizing environmentalists as tree-huggers and radicals,” Kennedy said. “But, there is nothing radical about clean water and clean air for our children. We are not protecting it for the fishes and the birds; we are doing it because nature is the infrastructure of our communities.” Despite a noticeably shaky voice due to a neurological disorder that causes speech impairment, the lively Kennedy engaged the crowd by turning environmentalism into a personal issue, combining startling statistics with anecdotes from his experiences as a lawyer and a father. “My children can no longer safely go fishing with their father and mother and come home and eat the fish — because somebody gave money to a politician,” Kennedy said, referring to the millions of dollars of campaign funding that President George W. Bush campaign received from oil, mining and timber industry executives, including an estimated $158 million from the coal industry. The U.S. Department of Agriculture, Forest Service, Environmental Protection Agency and the Justice Department form part of the many government departments where industry lobbyists and lawyers have taken the top positions and have deliberately lowered pollution standards to benefit the businesses that they represent, according to Kennedy. “The lobbyist, the bottom feeders, the worst of the worst of each industry have been selected to run the agencies that are supposed to be protecting all of us.” Citing a report found on SEE KENNEDY, PAGE 5 JEFF LEVY • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF GRIDIRON BATTLE Outside linebacker and senior Jason Goeller takes down Saint Lawrence Saints tight end Brett Young at the Saturday home game. The Yellowjackets won 19-18. BY ANDREA E. POMARANSKI CAMPUS TIMES STAFF UR’s fraternities and sororities ended their biannual rush events last week, completing weeks of recruitment events on and off campus. Flyers posted everywhere from the tunnels to Douglass Dining Center publicized the recruitment events for many chapters belonging to the Panhellenic Association and the Fraternity Presidents’ Council. There were different incentives for students deciding to pledge this semester. “There are some girls who weren’t here last year who transferred in,” Panhellenic Association Recruitment Chair and senior Amanda Burns said. “There are also some who chose to go through the process after hearing about it from a friend. It’s much easier when your friends are in and can dispel some of the rumors.” Sophomore Kyra West did not intend to go through the recruitment process until this semester. “I was initially against the process — I considered it my own little rebellion,” West said. She later decided to rush at Gamma Phi Beta sorority. Like many other new members, West noted that friendship was one reason in her decision. “My roommate and I ended up pledging together,” West said. For the fall semester, each of the six National Panhellenic Council sororities represented by the University’s Panhellenic Association has a cap on the number of new members that can be accepted. “Every chapter has a recruitment quota based on total membership, it’s currently set at fifty members,” Burns said. “For the fall semester, each chapter can take new members up to the total number.” This number of available spots is often dependent on how many sisters graduated in the previous year’s class. During formal recruitment in the spring semester, each sorority uses a formula calculated by the number of potential new members versus the number of chapters to determine its quota. Unlike the sororities represented by the Panhellenic SEE RUSH, PAGE 5 NEWS Page 2 CAMPUS TIMES WILSON COMMONS 102 UNIVERSITY OF ROCHESTER ROCHESTER, NY 14627 (585) 275-5942 FAX (585) 273-5303 WWW.CAMPUSTIMES.ORG ANDREW BRUML EDITOR-IN-CHIEF • EMILY PARET MANAGING EDITOR • TONY SCOTT DEVELOPMENT EDITOR • CALVIN LEE PRESENTATION EDITOR • BONNIE JARRETT NEWS EDITOR • MATT MAJARIAN NEWS EDITOR • ROSS BRENNEMAN OPINIONS EDITOR • AUDREY RICKETTS FEATURES EDITOR • AMY WEINTRAUB FEATURES EDITOR • SAMANTHA LEWIS ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR • LIZ SWAIN ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR • DAVID MAYSTROVSKY SPORTS EDITOR • ALEX MOELLER SPORTS EDITOR • MIRANDA KIANG COMICS EDITOR • JASON FREIDMAN EXECUTIVE PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • JEFF LEVY PHOTOGRAPHY EDITOR • COLIN EDWARDS MARTIN FERNANDEZ ERIN PHILBRICK COPY EDITORS • DAVID CUTSHALL STEPHANIE HASS LAUREN KRACHENFELS MATT MCLEAN ANGELA MOSCATI EVAN SIEGEL JUDITH TULKOFF COPY STAFF • ARLO BERLETIC STAFF ILLUSTRATOR • DAN WASSERMAN ONLINE EDITOR • JEFF MERRELL BUSINESS MANAGER • CARL ADAIR JACKIE BORCHARDT JASON BUITRAGO CANDACE CHAO MASHA CHEPOVETSKY MEG COLBERT HARRY GLASER JENNA KATZ SANDEEP MADHUR ALISON MCLEAN SHANNON MILLER TOM O’NEIL ANDREW SCHWARTZ KATE SCHWARTZ ANDREW SLOMINSKI CHRIS TICE SENIOR STAFF CORRECTIONS: It is the policy of the Campus Times to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible. If you believe you have a correction, please call the Editor-in-Chief at x5-5942. Thursday, October 5, 2006 “I had to ask myself which big G mattered more — God or G.P.A.?”— Andrew Schwartz, Yom Kippur, see story on Page 11. Weather Information provided by www.weather.com. THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY SUNDAY Partly cloudy Throughout the day. High 55, low 43. Mostly sunny all day. High 58, low 40. Sunny and warmer than yesterday. High 62, low 44. Mostly sunny and still warmer. High 60, low 51. Campus Briefs URMC receives $7M grant Researchers from the UR Medical Center received a $7 million grant on Wednesday to be utilized in confirming the effectiveness of two new drug classes thought to protect the brain from Human Immunodeficiency Virus-related nerve damage, also known as neuroAIDS. Patients suffering from neuroAIDS currently undergo treatments that reduce the effect of the disease, but as of now, there is no cure. Symptoms of neuroAIDS include gradual loss of attention span, memory, speaking ability and decision-making skills. Research is being done to determine if there is something about HIV besides its attack on immune cells that could cause disease in the brain. Because of this, scientists are looking for compounds that could counter proteins released by the virus and chemicals released by human cells reacting to them that could act as toxins. It is believed that the virus secretes toxins that signal too many nerve cells to begin programmed cell death, which is normally a healthy process. HIV also causes immune cells that reside in the brain to fight infection that doesn’t exist, causing inflammation that presses on brain tissue. Researchers are therefore looking to create a therapy that will combine standard antiviral therapy with new drugs that protect nerve cells and also reduce inflammation. “The number of HIV patients that suffer brain damage is usually estimated at one in five,” professor in the Department of Neurology at the Medical Center Harris A. Gelbard, M.D., Ph.D., said. “But I believe that nearly all of them, if they live long enough, will be affected.” DAVID FALCONIERI • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF PITCH A TENT The River Campus prepared for Meliora Weekend by putting up tents, repainting railings and hoping for good weather. Gujar Mart loses license to sell alcohol Gujar Mart, a convenience store on the corner of Gregory Street and Mr.. Hope Avenue, was fined $2,000 and banned from selling alcohol after being found to have sold alcohol to minors. Gujar Mart is a frequent stop for UR students, because of its location just a few blocks off-campus to the north. The New York State Liquor Authority held a board meeting on Aug. 8 to determine the fates of numerous businesses across the state. In total, 22 licenses to sell alcohol were revoked. Under the terms of the license revocation, Gujar Mart is obligated to pay a $2,000 civil penalty and is banned from selling any alcoholic product for a period of two years. After this period, the store is free to apply for a new license. Gujar Mart has encountered trouble with the law in the past, having been reprimanded in 2000 for accepting food stamps as cash for purchases. When announcing its decision, the Liquor Authority indicated that the store had been found to be selling alcohol to minors, but did not specify how this had been discovered. The Authority did, however, state its purpose in issuing the suspension. “Licensees who do not take the responsibility of having a license seriously will lose the privilege,” Chairman of the State Liquor Authority Daniel Boyle said. “The Liquor Authority will continue its ongoing efforts to ensure the safety of the public.” Despite the Chairman’s concern for their safety, some students see the Gujar Mart losing its license as an inconvenience, rather than a necessity. Many without cars walked to the store because of its close proximity to campus. Reporting by Matt Majarian and Erin Philbrick. Security Update Man harasses student after hiding in bushes BY MATT MAJARIAN CAMPUS TIMES STAFF A student walking along Wilson Boulevard near McLean Street on Sunday reported being harassed by a man hiding in bushes, according to UR Security Investigator Dan Lafferty. The victim said that the man emerged from the bushes and attempted to initiate a conversation with her. Immediately after this, the man touched himself inappropriately, according to Lafferty. The victim then ran back to her dorm room where she called UR Security and the Rochester Police Department. The victim reported that there had been a small red car parked where a residence used to be on Wilson Blvd. In a separate incident, a student reported that while jogging along Wilson Blvd., she encountered a small red car. The student was jogging on the campus side of the road when the car drove by and turned around, eventually stopping in her path. The driver exited the car, at which time the student crossed the road and ran down the river path to her dorm, according to Lafferty. The student contacted UR Security. Both incidents happened between 1 and 1:30 p.m. and, despite searches of both areas, the suspect was not found. UR Security is continuing its investigation. Person seen inserting magazine into clothes Rush Rhees Library staff reported an individual seen stuffing one or more magazines into his clothing in the Periodical Reading Room, according to Lafferty. The person was identified as being unaffiliated with the University. The magazine in question was found to have been purchased by the individual off-campus before coming to the library to use the computers. After producing identification, the person was released. Psi Upsilon laptop thefts averted Brothers of ΨΥ called UR Security at 2:45 a.m. on Saturday to report an individual leaving their house with a stolen laptop computer, according to Lafferty. The suspect tried to leave the area, however UR Security officers were able to stop and question him. The suspect was identified as not being affiliated with the University. After investigation, UR Security discovered that two computers had been stolen — one belonging to a ΨΥ brother and one belonging to the fraternity. Both laptops were recovered by officers. The suspect seemed to be a friend of a ΨΥ brother who had been visiting earlier in the evening. ΨΥ brothers decided not to press charges for the theft. Review of video footage is continuing and suggests that individuals from another fraternity may have been involved. Information provided by UR Security. Majarian can be reached at [email protected]. NEWS Thursday, October 5, 2006 Page 3 New radio lineup set JASON FREIDMAN • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Councilman Dana Miller speaks to students about the importance of helping before Be the Change Day. Students clean up the 19th Ward BY BEN WROBEL CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Over 200 UR students volunteered last weekend for Be the Change Day, a community service project that helped to clean up the 19th Ward. The students, armed with rakes, shovels and orange garbage bags, picked up trash in the vicinity of Clara Barton School No. 2. Be the Change Day is Rochester’s way of celebrating National Gandhi Day of Service, an annual day when people get together and volunteer to help their community. The tradition began in 1997, when a group of students at the University of Michigan convened with the goal to unify people through community service. The idea received a huge response and soon spread to over 200 universities across the nation. On Saturday, students from all over campus cleaned up the 19th Ward. The day started with a late breakfast in Wilson Commons and a speech by Rochester City Councilman Dana Miller. The volunteers were then shuttled by bus to the Clara Barton School No. 2 in the 19th Ward, where they met up with about 25 fifth and sixth graders from the school. They joined together to pick up trash in a four-block stretch around Reynolds Street. Students at UR have been participating in Be the Change Day projects since 2002. This year there were a lot of changes from previous years. According to senior Anand Popuri, one of the organizers of the event, the overall focus changed this year. “We wanted to focus directly on the neighboring community to send a message that UR cares about the city of Rochester,” he said. “As a senior in college I look back and I see the invisible barriers that have been between the university and the community across the bridge. The event was a step in the right direction, we really wanted to break down those barriers.” On campus, the groups that headed the event were the Association for the Development of Interest in the Indian Subcontinent, The Charles Drew Society, Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity, Inc. and The Community Service Network. According to Ann Gisinger and Nisha Punambekar, Publicity co-chairs of ADITI, the mission of Be the Change Day is to encourage leadership and strong community through volunteerism and community service. Freshman Alex Vassilio thought that they accomplished their goal. “It was a unifying experience,” he said. “It brought people from the University together, both with each other and with the community.” “We did a good job. We cleaned a lot up,” sophomore and D’Lion Molly Kelly said. Kelly brought most of her hall with her to the event. However, she thinks the group could have accomplished more. “We had so many people that I think they weren’t prepared for how fast we worked together.” Response from the school and community was equally positive. Popuri said that he received a call from the mayor of Rochester, thanking him for putting the event together. Najmah Abdulmateen, in her first year as principal of the Clara Barton School No. 2, also appreciated the students’ help. “I was impressed with the students,” Abdulmateen said. “I had a chance to speak with them and they seemed like really wonderful people. We enjoyed having them here.” She was also glad that the children from her school were able to work together with the older students. “The fifth and sixth graders that came out had a great time working with the college students,” Abdulmateen said. “They really felt like they were interacting with them.” She pointed out that some of the older students sat with the younger ones during dinner that evening. Popuri was also glad that the younger students were involved. “This year we incorporated kids from the local community in an effort to reach out to children,” Popuri said. “We did this because children need to see their potential, the need to see physical goals. We thought by bringing them to campus and having them work with UR students, they would see a future for themselves at the university one day.” The community response was enthusiastic. Concerns that the 19th Ward is a dangerous neighborhood were quickly discarded, as students reported seeing members of the community drive by honking their horns and yelling “thank you.” “We didn’t feel threatened at all,” Kelly said. Abdulmateen is excited about future projects between UR and the 19th Ward. She has a specific program in mind where college students would help sixth graders work on year-long research papers. “I really look forward to building a relationship between our intermediate level students and the University,” she said. “I don’t want this to just be a one day thing.” Wrobel can be reached at [email protected]. BY KATELIN ERICKSON UR’s radio station WRUR and WXXI, an NPR affiliate, announced the fall semester schedule on Sept.. 18, which is to last through winter break. “It is catering to people who are really looking for a big variety,” WRUR General Manager and junior C. Mike Lindsey said. Former Dean of The College William Green approached WXXI over three years ago to create a collaboration between WXXI and WRUR. Since then, a trial period began and in early September, a five-year partnership contract was announced. It is a win-win situation for both stations: WRUR students gain professional advice and equipment and WXXI gains prime air-time for their audiences on weekdays from 5 to 9 a.m. and 4 to 6 p.m. on 88.5 FM. With the exception of NPR’s “Morning Edition” and “All Things Considered,” which respectively fill the time slots above, the fall semester programs are predominantly student run. Exceptions include national programs such as “World Café” and “Sounds Eclectic,” aimed at college students, which will air along with a weekly program by Eastman School and College Music professor John Covach. NPR’s shows originally aired on WXXI’s station, 1370 AM. However, due to quirks in AM signals, the eastern and western Rochester suburbs cannot receive the station after dusk and before dawn. For this fall schedule, WXXI and WRUR worked together to find what musical formats were “unserved” and how to build their audience. “I wish I could do that for all my groups: match them up with professionals,” Director of Wilson Commons and Student Activities Anne-Marie Algier said. “It would be good for both sides.” WRUR station reaches over 650,000 listeners, a number that has tripled within the past three years. Rochester’s radio stations are owned by a select few, therefore WRUR can offer music and varieties that may be hard to find on other stations. WXXI and WRUR formatted their schedule in Adult Album Alternative format. “AAA format is music that college students like, that their parents would like as well, everything from Beatles to Wilco — it’s pretty diverse,” Lindsey stated. “That’s the goal of the whole thing — to expose people to new or old music that they may not have experienced yet.” “If you make it more professional, more people will listen,” Executive Vice President of WXXI Sue Rogers said. “If the station ups its coverage, it’ll make it more powerful.” WRUR has increased their promotion and availability to students. Webstream, which allows students to listen to the radio from the computer, is now available on WRUR’s Web site. They are planning to increase promotion for concerts, including local bands, open mic nights and other music events in Rochester. “We’re basically a free resource for promotion,” Lindsey said. “Anyone that’s doing anything can send us some information and we can read it on the air for free and in return we ask that they have WRUR on something, somewhere at their event.” For a complete broadcasting schedule, see WRUR’s Web site, http://www.wrur.org. Erickson can be reached at [email protected]. NEWS Page 4 Thursday, October 5, 2006 Drive: Students register to give bone marrow Security: Report released CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Seventy percent of patients who need a bone marrow transplant are unable to find it within their families, so they are forced to go to the National Bone Marrow Registry,” Sigma Psi Zeta sister Christine Chan said. “About seven percent of donors are minorities and less than two percent are Asians. They look first within your family, then they look within race, ethnicity, age group and then going outside those borders, the chances of finding a potential match decreases.” This year a cheek swab was utilized as part of the registration process. Scientists are then able to determine a donor’s tissue type from the cheek swab sample and that tissue type is put into the registry. One of the benefits of signing up during this bone marrow drive is that the process fee of $100 for the testing of the bone marrow is waived. “A bone marrow transplant is a surgical procedure for which you are given local or general anesthesia,” Chan said. “After the surgery, you get medication to increase your bone marrow production, causing your body to work overtime to reproduce what it has lost. Within the week, you’re back to normal.” It is possible that months, even years, can go by without a call from the registry. But, when the registry calls, a donor goes to his or her local hospital and undergoes a series of tests for further compatibility of the tissue. Once complete compatibility is determined, the donor can choose whether or not to go ahead with the transplant. The drive was first started in 1998 when Lin and sorority sister Jeanette Moy held a bone marrow registry drive to support a friend of Moy’s from high school who had been diagnosed with leukemia. Unfortunately, the friend passed away, but the sorority deemed the event worthy of continuation due LAUREN KRACHENFELS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Students fill out forms at the Bone Marrow Registry Drive. to its quintessential message. “Our primary reason for holding this drive is to find a match for Wincheng and to raise awareness for the need of minorities in the registry,” Tsui said. “I think many people are unaware of what a patient needs to go though to find a match, or that a registry even exists, so hopefully the community will become more aware of this issue and help out the cause.” This bone marrow drive is not restricted simply to the UR River Campus. The event is being held in conjunction with over 21 campaigns nation-wide, ranging from Washington, D.C. to Boston, Philadelphia to New York City. “Our sorority has made this a nationwide effort, holding drives at every chapter of our sorority to find a match for our sister and to raise awareness of this issue,” Tsui said. Although organized by Sigma Psi Zeta sorority, numerous student groups, including ADITI, BSU, CSA, FASA, KASA, SALSA, Sigma Beta Rho Fraternity, Inc. and the Medical Students of America, supported the bone marrow drive. Prior to the actual bone marrow drive, Monday, Sept. 25 saw host to an informational coffee night in Hirst Lounge at which student groups such as the Strong Jugglers, UR HipHop, the Midnight Ramblers and the Yellowjackets performed. The coffee night served as additional publicity for the event, which the sorority had been publicizing for weeks. “It was an honor to be able to take part in an event that could help their sister and raise awareness about the lack of minorities within the registry,” ADITI President Amita De Sousa said. “We received many positive comments and even if people were not able to register, we raised the cognizance, understanding and importance of bone marrow donation.” Halusic can be reached at [email protected]. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 to a minor, using a vehicle for illegal transportation of liquor and drinking on a public conveyance,” among other things. Public drunkenness and driving under the influence are not included. In 2004, 226 cases were reported in which students were referred to campus authorities for violations of alcohol laws. In 2005, according to the Think Safe report, this number was reduced to 170. Also down was the number of referrals to campus authorities for drug offenses, dropping from 68 in 2003 to 59 in 2004 and 48 last year. Arrests for drug violations, however, rose from one in 2004 to two last year. Burglary across the UR campuses was up slightly from the previous year, rising from 29 incidents in 2004 to 39 in 2005. Still, both of these represent an improvement from 2003, in which there were 74 incidents. “Two years ago, the major problem was thefts from residence halls,” Mauldin said. “At least two repeat offenders committed burglaries and they were tied to many offenders.” Repeat offenses appear to be at least part of the cause of last year’s rise in burglaries. “Last year, the number went up a bit, but we know that at least eight burglaries were tied to one subject,” Mauldin said. “We captured him two times, but he made bail and was released.” At this point, the thief remains in prison. This burglar was known to use keys to get into locked rooms, so as not to arouse suspicion by leaving telltale broken locks or other evidence of forced entry. Still, other tactics are used by burglars on campus that render them less likely to be stopped. “Sometimes, a person will have a specific approach that they use, such as disguising themselves as a college student,” Mauldin said. “Only after the burglary do you know that the person was not a student.” The Think Safe report also lists no arrests for weapons possession in 2005. However, two people were referred to campus authorities for weapons possession, as in 2004. The report, however, specifies that all cases of referral for weapons possession involved air guns, except for one case in 2005 involving a sword. This year’s Think Safe report introduced a feature on the River Campus Medical Emergency Response Team, which responds to over 350 emergency medical calls per year. UR Security and other campus authorities concede that there is always work to be done until the number of reported incidents reaches zero. “One item that is always of note is that the most unreported offenses we have are personal or domestic,” Mauldin said. UR Security offers many ways to report on-campus incidents, including proxy and confidential report processes. Still, the statistics in the report are, for the most part, positive. “I am encouraged by the general downward trend,” Mauldin said. “I think it is the result of a community effort.” Majarian can be reached at [email protected]. COURTESY OF UR SECURITY NEWS Thursday, October 5, 2006 Page 5 Rush: Fall recruitment ends LAUREN KRACHENFELS • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. spoke about environmental issues, the media, and the Bush administration. Kennedy: RFK, Jr. addresses student body CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 the EPA’s website, he stated that 18,000 Americas die every year as a result of the elimination of the New Source Rule during George W. Bush’s administration. The rule, which would have held the coalburning power plants accountable for the air pollution that they generate, instead allowed the industry to continue its operations and even dismissed lawsuits against the biggest polluters. “The speech was much more abrasive and passionate than I expected it to be; however, I appreciated his energy,” co-president of Grassroots Rebecca Fine said. “Some of the points that hit home were his emphasis that smart environmental decisions translate to positive economic impacts.” Kennedy’s remarks were not limited to politics and environmen- talism. He blamed the media for blatantly ignoring environmental issues and creating a culture of ignorance. “One of the things that stood out was when he talked about the dangerously high levels of mercury found in fish,” sophomore Josh Meiseles said. Kennedy explained that the mercury readings from his blood tests were so elevated that the probability of a pregnant woman with identical levels giving birth to an infant with birth defects is almost 100 percent. “His speech basically echoed most of the facts that we knew about sustainability and energy preservation, but he had interesting stories and brought a different perspective to the matters,” Meiseles said. Additionally, Kennedy rebuked conservative Republicans and Christian Fundamentalists, who he claims have infiltrated and dominated the media and misled the public. “We have a negligent and indolent press in this country,” Kennedy said. “Americans today are the best entertained but the least informed people on the face of the earth.” The speech was sponsored by the Campus Activities Board, Grassroots and the Rochester Center for Community Leadership at the University. Kennedy closed with the sentiment that if changes aren’t made to the current trends in environmental policy, the mistakes Americans make may become irreversible. “We don’t inherit the planet from our ancestors,” Kennedy said. “We borrow it from our children.” Fernandez can be reached at [email protected]. CONTINUED FROM PAGE 1 Association, the 13 fraternities that are governed by the Fraternity Presidents’ Council do not have a set limit on membership. Still, the fall season yields fewer new members than in the springtime. “Most new brothers are recruited in the spring, when freshmen have the opportunity to visit and get a feel for each of the houses,” Fraternity Presidents’ Council Vice President and senior Feliks Kogan said. “Most members who join in the fall already have a good sense of where they want to go.” There are other advantages to beginning the recruitment process in the fall semester. “Thirteen people showed up for the rush and we had four bids accepted,” Sigma Chi Fraternity rush chair and senior Ben McKee said. “Overall, it was a very successful season. Rushing in the fall is more exclusive — not as many people rush and the new members get a better sense of the brotherhood because the process is much more intimate.” Without the large number of new freshmen seeking membership, the process is less intimidating for some students. This was appealing to sophomore Jonathan Herzog, who is beginning the new member process at Delta Upsilon Fraternity. “It’s not as overwhelming as in the spring,” Herzog said. “There’s less pressure and it’s more down to earth.” New members may also see the enhanced relationship between their organizations and the University facilitated by the Office of Fraternity and Sorority Affairs. Last year, the office created the Expectations for Excellence, a set of guidelines for annual planning, goal setting and self-assessment for each of the chapters in the Panhellenic Association, Fraternity Presidents’ Council and the Multicultural Greek Council. Each chapter submitted its plan by the first of March and will submit an annual report on the first of November this year. The office staff has two graduate assistants who will help to implement the guidelines. “I’m there to mentor and advise and essentially work as a facilitator between chapter groups and advocates,” Expectations for Excellence Graduate Assistant Katie Stoller said. “I help them reach their goals.” Pomaranski can be reached at [email protected]. COME TO THE CAMPUS TIMES OFFICE OPINIONS Page 6 CAMPUS TIMES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. EDITORIAL BOARD ANDREW BRUML • EMILY PARET • ROSS BRENNEMAN BONNIE JARRETT • AUDREY RICKETTS Caught in the Web Recently the Dean of Students’ Office published a newsletter about the dangers of publishing your personal information online. The most basic summation of the newsletter is this: once you post something on the internet, it is public information. This simply means that students need to make responsible choices about what they are willing to share and thoroughly consider the consequences of their actions. It is possible for this information to get into the hands of the UR administration, or public authorities and, if that occurs, it is justifiable that you be reprimanded and punished as necessary. According to Director of UR Security Walter Mauldin and Dean of Students Jody Asbury, UR Security and school administrators do not monitor the Internet and look for photos that incriminate students. However, they do follow up on information that they may have been tipped off to, which may lead them to Facebook or similar sites. In addition, fellow students can bring information and photos posted online to the Dean of Students’ Office as evidence of student violations. These aren’t far-fetched situations — they have happened. Recently, many schools have taken the search for troublemakers one step too far. Deans at other institutions carefully search the Internet for students who are misbehaving and punish them for activities going on in pictures or explained in blogs or wall postings. UR has not embraced that policy. And, until something happens where it seems the safety of students will be sacrificed if the Internet isn’t monitored, UR should not join those schools. The policy facilitates distrust between the administration and the student body. If UR does change its policy, it is important that students be made aware of the new rules governing the faculty and staff use of these networks. There are ways to still share pictures and stories with your friends. For example, you can make your online photo albums, Facebook profiles and other personal information private or password protected. But remember, this is just a precaution and others can still gain access to them. The Internet is a public forum and students must carefully make responsible choices about how they act and what they are willing to display. Card counting The Varsity Students Athlete Advisory Committee and the Students’ Association are constantly searching for new ways to increase student involvement at Varsity athletic games. While in the past these organizations have funded buses to St. John Fisher College or t-shirts and foam props for students, this year they have stepped the involvement up a notch. The most recent attempt to encourage student attendance has received excellent feedback from faculty, coaches and students. The Varsity Club Card works as a raffle ticket — it is punched every time you attend a varsity home game and, once it has been punched 10 times, it is entered into a drawing. Unfortunately, the cards are not effective. After their immediate release, they were a great idea and used frequently. Nearly 1400 were handed out in the first week of school. Upon entering the stadium, someone would immediately punch a new hole in the Varsity Club Card. This energy has already dwindled. No longer does a hole-puncher stand at the door, awaiting the next Varsity Club Card holder. The hype around the raffle has also evaporated. The loss of interest in the Varsity Club Card is a small example of a large problem. The real issue is the lack of students’ energy toward Varsity games. Despite many attempts to solve this predicament, none have lasted. It must be realized that it is not a matter of bribing students to attend varsity games — the overall energy at the games has to be adjusted first. VSAAC and the SA should start sponsoring tailgate parties on the Susan B. Anthony hill before every game. The concession stand in the stadium should begin taking declining and selling alcohol to those 21 and older. More night games should be considered in scheduling. These changes, in addition to the Varsity Club Card and similar perks programs would encourage more involvement of the student body at Varsity games and enhance student life on campus. 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All materials herein are copyright © 2006 by the Campus Times. Thursday, October 5, 2006 EDITORIAL OBSERVER Get brief insecurity Blender accidents shouldn’t be a laughing matter. In fact, they are usually moments of tragedy. Still, the life of a Campus Times news editor is a bizarre one — especially if you write the weekly Security Update. When I think about it in more depth, the blender headline — “Student hospitalized after blender accident” — wasn’t even humorous. If only you could see the CT office floor. In a little more than a semester as news editor, I’ve managed to sneak through a few good ones. Last March, a few freshmen got stuck in a bathroom one weekend for a few minutes and had to have the door opened by UR Security. The headline? “Trapped freshmen escape dorm bathroom.” That same month, Hutchison Hall was evacuated after some chalk was found on the floors. There was some uncertainty as to the nature of the substance. “Hutchison evacuated after powder panic” ran the next issue. It’s not all fun, though. Every week, UR Security Investigator Dan Lafferty sends a number of raw stories to my co-editor Bonnie and me. From there, we pick a primary MATT MAJARIAN • NEWS EDITOR one to use in the main headline and anywhere from two to four other security incidents to report on. In all, the security updates are an interesting look into the extralegal and medical happenings on campus each week. It’s easy to assume that everything in there is bad news — and unfortunately this can make UR look somewhat unsafe. The point of the weekly Security Updates is not to make UR look bad, or to highlight people who break the rules. Rather, UR Security provides us with the information in hopes that students will read what happened and aim to avoid such situations in the future. A good example is this week’s red car-driving creep who hides in the bushes. By providing information, UR Security is not trying to scare anyone, and not telling students not to walk along the river, but rather to be smart and look out for what’s out there. It’s a useful service and a good idea for students’ benefit. In addition, it serves to highlight students who get out and help others. The Medical Emergency Response Team, while not usually getting a shoutout in the Security Update, is responsible for many of the accounts of people being transported to the Medical Center. Clearly, they are a good group to have around — and deserving of their first mention in the Think Safe report this year. Medical emergencies aren’t always the best pieces to include, but sometimes they’re all we have. The Feb. 16, 2006 issue features a particularly interesting medical drama — “Student suffers shellfish sickness.” My fourth grade English teacher would be proud. Obviously, it’s not a terrible thing to have a little fun every now and again with what should be a serious topic. There’s a line in the sand, however and the copy editors never let me cross it. If this week’s headline bores you, blame it on them then. “Mysterious man malevolently marauds minors” got rejected. Majarian can be reached at [email protected]. EDITORIAL OBSERVER Paradise lost A number of fatal school shootings have recently occurred around the country. The first of these occurred in Colorado and Wisconsin, leaving a scar on their respective communities. The latest and most disturbing of these shootings took place this past Monday in Pennsylvania Dutch Country. Charles C. Roberts IV took an Amish one-room school house hostage, singled out the girls, killed five of them, critically wounded five more and then turned the gun on himself. Upon hearing of this tragic news, I asked myself why someone would target these people. The only answer is that this was a crime of opportunity. This Amish schoolhouse was in close proximity, unprotected and vulnerable. As police dig deeper into the motives of this deranged man it is beginning to become clear that Roberts had nothing against the Amish of Lancaster County, but that they were merely an outlet for his delusional behavior. Roberts made a huge mistake when he targeted these Amish. These are some of the most interesting and intriguing people in this country, maybe even the world. They don’t bother anyone — they JEFF LEVY • PHOTO EDITOR live simple lives, thriving in their subculture. They farm their fields like it was done when people first came to America, build beautiful furniture and perform many other sacred Old World arts. I have fond memories of these people and have gone out to Pennsylvania Dutch country ever since I was a little kid. Every time you go there it feels like you’ve traveled back in time 150 years. I remember when I would visit the area several times over a single summer. In the fall before Thanksgiving, my family and I would stock up on those tasty Amish goodies that would make the big feast just perfect. They have some of the best food — apple pie, pickled beets, other veggies and fresh cheeses and meats. This is a tragedy that these people should not have to deal with. Violence of this magnitude is something that a normal American can barely come to comprehend. For a people like the Amish this is especially difficult thing to come to grips with. Sadistic cruelty like this is something that they have rarely, if ever, come in contact with. Roberts took away part of the future of the Amish. These five girls would have grown up to be important contributing members in the Amish community, but due to the action of this man that will never happen. The Amish choose not to be debased by mainstream American society. We need to honor their choices and shelter them from the depravities of society. How did no one realize that Roberts was a threat to humanity? Were there no warning signals? The only plausible explanation is that after he heard about the shootings in Colorado and Wisconsin something triggered in his mind showing him it was OK to execute his fantasies. We need to do something to limit these violent rampages. If it means educating the public on what the little warning signs are of an immanent incidence, then so be it. Levy can be reached at [email protected]. JOSH HATCHER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF OPINIONS Thursday, October 5, 2006 Page 7 “War is Hell.” —General William Tecumseh Sherman; “Hell is murky.” —Lady Macbeth New vaccines can do great things if given chance BY JULIANNE NIGRO This summer, women had much reason to celebrate. Emergency Contraceptive, also known as Plan B was approved by the FDA for over-the-counter status for women 18 years of age and older. Gardasil, a vaccination against the human papilloma virus, or HPV, also got FDA approval. However, there are still great barriers blocking women from easy access to both of these preventative medicines. These barriers prevent Plan B and Gardasil from reaching their intended goals of preventing pregnancy and reducing the risk of genital warts and cervical cancer, respectively. Plan B, the brand name of the only emergency contraceptive approved for use in the United States, reduces the risk of pregnancy by 95 percent if taken within the first 24 hours after unprotected sex and by 89 percent if taken within 72 hours. There is a direct correlation between effectiveness and the number of hours after unprotected sex that Plan B is taken. Therefore, in order to avoid pregnancy, it is very important to take an emergency contraceptive as quickly as possible after using ineffective contraception, not using tasks for girls under age 18 to do. These processes often require a lot of time and contraception, or being raped. For this reason, the American Academy proper paperwork that children may not of Obstetricians and Gynecologists suggests have access to. Another drug that is now available to that all women buy Plan B ahead of time, to have in case of an emergency. women, but has many barriers limiting its Plan B is very safe and, despite Christian access, is Gardasil, the brand name of the Right groups calling it an HPV vaccine. Gardasil is “abortion pill,” Plan B 95 percent effective in preis simply a concentrated venting the contraction of Sadly, college form of progestin, one of four of the worst strains the hormones found in the the human papilloma students often do of birth control pill. Plan B virus. Two of these strains not have the time contribute to 70 percent of does not induce abortion — it simply prevents or money required the outbreaks of cervical pregnancy, much like cancer and, combined, for a potenitally “the pill.” the four strains lead to Despite being safe for 90 percent of all genital cancer-curing warts cases. girls under the age of 18, vaccination. Although this vaccinathe FDA has not approved the drug for over-thetion is obviously not flawcounter status for girls less, it is a major leap in 17 and younger. In order women’s sexual health. for girls to obtain Plan B, a prescription is Gardasil is designed for girls aged nine to still required. 15, but the FDA has approved the vaccine The Society of Adolescent Medicine and for nine to 26-year-olds, strongly encouragthe American Academy of Pediatrics, among ing 16 to 26-year-olds to get vaccinated for others, have criticized the FDA for this “catch-up” prevention. In 2005, the Center for Disease Control decision. Scheduling appointments, working with insurance, going to the doctor and and Prevention estimated that “at least 50 getting prescriptions filled are often hard percent of sexually active people catch HPV during their lifetime.” HPV can be passed through any act that involves genital contact and condoms are not 100 percent effective in preventing contraction of the virus. Although Gardasil has the potential to prevent cancer, many Christian groups have also opposed this drug. Unfortunately, the lobbying of these groups has been very successful. Many insurance companies refuse to cover Gardasil, while others only cover the cost for women and girls 19 and under. Similarly, some doctors’ offices have chosen not to carry the vaccination, claiming that the product is still being tested, regardless of the fact that the FDA has approved it. Here at UR, the vaccine is available, but very expensive. The total cost for the series of three shots is $450. Sadly, college students often do not have the money or time required for the vaccination. Still, this summer’s FDA approval of Plan B and Gardasil symbolize great leaps in the areas of women’s health, and will hopefully allow women to make more decisions regarding their own sexual health. Nigro can be reached at [email protected]. “Women’s Weekly” is a bi-montly column written by Women’s Caucus members. BY JEFF KLEIN This Meliora Weekend, we welcome back parents, alumni, family and friends. We welcome special guests to entertain and inspire us. It is also an opportunity to consider our motto, Meliora — always better. This summer, the University was named a “New Ivy” by Newsweek, and the high-achieving Class of 2010 demonstrates our new popularity. Yet, as President Seligman continues with his publicity initiative, we need to consider how to make our University worthy of this new spotlight. Certainly, our research is first-rate and our academic programs are worthy of praise. Our Medical Center continues to produce new life-saving therapies and the University continues to be a nurturing influence on the local community. But many of our administrative departments are not up to the same standards. If we want to reach world-class status, we must raise the level of behavior of these departments to that of the rest of the University. To do that, I propose we take something from the business world — process improve- ment. Let’s look at some of the most egregious issues that could be fixed by process improvement. The Office of Residential Life seems surprised that every year the University accepts new freshmen. This has only been going on for about 150 years — you would think someone would have gotten the message by now. Someone should send them a memo. Indeed, we had more freshmen this year than expected, but I think we would see the same problems whether the school accepted one hundred or one thousand freshmen. ResNet struggles to keep an outdated network afloat and, in spite of recent upgrades and additions, the network seems like it fails more times than not. The wireless network needs to cover the whole campus and provide a reliable connection. And yes, e-mail servers do go down from time to time, but the downtime should be measured in hours, not days. We continue to hear about improvements to dining services — a new offering here, a renovation there. There are two main issues. First, running out of food. If you were to go on to the tuition bill. And as an Alumni or potential donor, why would I want to donate money when it would just be wasted in bureaucracy? For those of us at the University, we would see a streamlining of processes, making things more professional and making our lives easier in general. Rochester has indeed come a long way to earn the position it is now in. At this point, we should be setting the standard that other universities aspire to reach, but in many cases we are still behind our peers. The reformation of the process will require the courage and will to change and that is always difficult to achieve. There is only one person in the University who is in a position of authority and leadership to take on such an endeavor — President Seligman. President Seligman, I hereby call on you to turn this University into an institution we can all be even more proud of for years to come. Semper Meliora. Klein can be reached at [email protected]. Writer has suggestions for improving student life ARLO BERLETIC CAMPUS TIMES STAFF webpoll What is the best pick-me-up drink? A shot of Jack Daniels will cure what ails you! 61% Chai tea mixed with questionable substancces! Mmm, Pepto-Bismol! to a restaurant or fast food location, would you find it acceptable for them not to have food? Absolutely not. There is no excuse for running out of food, especially non-perishable or shelf-stable items. Two, dining locations should close at the time posted, not 15 or 30 minutes before. If students show up 15 minutes before closing, all regular food options should be available to them. The Office of the Registrar, which is vital to the academic programs of the University, is more likely to make a mistake than not and will take an excessively long time in doing it. It’s amazing that they’re able to certify that people are allowed to graduate in time for graduation. The above list is not intended to be comprehensive. However, everything listed is a core task to each department which they are unable to complete. What must we do to remove these problems? Some might be aware of Six Sigma, which was pioneered by Motorola in the 1980s. Six Sigma is a methodology for reducing defects in any product or process and one of many tools available for process improvement. Six Sigma is actually a statistical term reflecting 3.4 defects per one million attempts. For process improvement to work, it takes a very strong leader, namely because of two obstacles to success — culture change and money. Culture change is required to make certain behaviors unacceptable, and is generally resisted most firmly within a well established institution. Process improvement is an investment and, as an investment, it requires money up front to pay for the time and effort required to complete the job successfully. However, successful process improvement results in cost savings which can reach into the millions or even tens or hundreds of millions. The initial expenses can be recouped within a number of years. Perhaps those savings can even be passed 27% 12% What do you think? Send letters to the editor to the Campus Times at CPU Box 277086, Rochester, NY 14627. Letters may also be e-mailed to [email protected], faxed to 585273-5303 or dropped off in the Campus Times office, Wilson Commons 102. Letters must be received by 5 p.m. Monday for publication in Thursdayʼs newspaper. All letters must include your name, address and telephone number. Limit letters to fewer than 300 words. Letters may be further edited for length. The opinions expressed in letters to the editor and in op-ed essays are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Campus Times, its editors or UR. Vote Onlicampusti ne at mes.org Next week’s question How incredible was that season premiere episode of “Lost”? Page 8 Sizzling Sudoku COMICS By Jeffrey Levy Woot By Brittany Bowman “Great” Moments in CINEMA Mice!!! By Miranda Kiang Sue-Bee By David Kraft Celibacy Now It’s a Pun! Thursday, October 5, 2006 By David Lu!! By T. Scott By Ross Brenneman CAMPUS TIMES mtvU is looking for college students to vote in their award show the “Woodies.” See Page 12. THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2006 PAGE 9 The Truth Behind UR’s Dandelion ARTICLE BY EVAN SIEGEL CAMPUS TIMES STAFF DESIGN BY CALVIN LEE CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Between Dandelion Square, the Dandelions or D’lions — who welcome in anxious freshmen — and Dandelion Day in the springtime, there’s an undeniable connection between UR and this copious yellow weed. Looking around campus and seeing the large role that the dandelion plays, many may ask why this is so significant. Why is the yellow of UR’s yellow and blue combination called “dandelion yellow” and why is our school’s lesser-known Alma Mater entitled, “The Dandelion.” The answers lie in Rochester’s history, as a city and as a University. In the 1830s, Rochester was nicknamed The Flour City because it was the largest flour-producing city in the world. Around 50 years later, in 1888, nurserymen George Ellwanger and Patrick Barry endowed Rochester with 20 acres of land, now known as Highland Park, and transformed it into the “Flower City.” Rochester’s first campus was on a cow pasture speckled with these yellow flowers, and legend has it that the symbol was adopted in honor of this. The dandelion has been one of the school’s unofficial symbol for the majority of UR’s 150-year existence. This integration of UR and the city of Rochester through the dandelion is one of many ways that the two are connected; we as members of the University are frequently reminded of the influence that we can have on the city by getting involved and doing our part and the dandelion is a symbol of that connection. This is probably why it has lasted all these years as a milestone in the University’s history. The dandelion isn’t just a weed or an emblem at the UR, it is a lifestyle, an understanding and a means for raising school spirit and pride. As our Alma Mater reads, “Let Harvard have her crimson and old Eli’s sons the blue, to the dandelion yellow, we will e’er be true.” Take a moment to grab a dandelion out of the ground while you are grazing the campus and give it a sniff; that’s the smell of knowledge, discipline and independence, three of the many things that UR stands for. FEATURES ? Page 10 Thursday, October 5, 2006 H S OR COE O P Remember me Awista Ayub BY SARA MYERS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Awista Ayub is proof that combining ambition and skills gained at UR can take you far. A native of Kabul, Afghanistan, raised in Connecticut and currently living in Washington, D.C., Awista has seen many facets of life. After graduating in 2001, she went to work for the Embassy of Afghanistan as the Education and Health Officer. She recently founded an organization for youth in Afghanistan and works every day to improve the lives of people all over the world. Can you describe your current projects and endeavors? “In 2004, I founded the Afghan Youth Sports Exchange, a non-profit dedicated to preparing Afghanistan’s youth with leadership skills required to promote athletics into their schools and communities. I traveled to Afghanistan for the first time since leaving at the age of two to lead girls’ soccer clinics through the Afghanistan Olympic Committee. Two girls from the program were awarded the 2006 Arthur Ashe Cour- BY TRICKSTER MCFLY HE’S CRAFTY Aries (March 21–April 19) — This week all your dreams will come true! Unfortunately, so will your worst nightmares. Taurus (April 20–May 20) — After three lonely weekends, you will realize the Axe advertisements are obvious dramatizations. Gemini (May 21–June 21) — After listening to the radio you will do some serious soul-searching and ask, do my chains hang low? Cancer (June 22–July 22) — You can’t drown your sorrows in alcohol, you have to suffocate them with lapdances. Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) — Now that September is over, it’s time to end the ‘New school-year, New you’ attitude. You’re not fooling anyone. Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) — During a transatlantic flight, you will suddenly become fed up with the amount of snakes on the plane. Libra (Sept. 23–Oct. 22) — As you call MERT, you can’t help but chuckle at the irony of how your date was going to “slip” into something more comfortable in the bathroom. Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) — You wouldn’t have been so upset when your girlfriend left you for your professor if you had at least passed the class. Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec. 21) — Every cloud has a silver lining! The problems you encounter this week will be the exception to this rule. Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) — Wear a clown costume to your next mid-term. It will distract the rest of the class and really boost the curve! Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) — When your friends’ twin sisters visit next weekend, you will be the rock that kills two birds! Unfortunately, neither one is a swallow. Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) — As you bend down to tie your shoe, you will think back to when you first tied a knot. Wasn’t that a great time? You probably weren’t in Rochester. (IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THIS THEN YOU BELIEVE LAGUNA BEACH IS REALITY.) age Award this past July from ESPN.” Are you doing what you planned to do after you left UR, or is it something completely different? “I am doing something completely different from what I planned after graduating from UR. I majored in chemistry and had a career as a research chemist working for General Electric, but left that path in order to follow my passion and work to help the children of Afghanistan using sports as a tool for social change.” Was there any particular activity or campus organization that you were deeply involved with at UR? “I was heavily involved with the Women’s Ice Hockey team, having founded the team during the spring of my sophomore year. I played as the goalie for three seasons on the team. I didn’t know how to play, let alone skate, when I founded the team, but learned to skate and play with great friends and teammates. I learned a lot about my own personal strengths and weaknesses from this experience and know that my time with the team has shaped me into the person that I am today and has given me the confidence to start AYSE and pursue my personal passion professionally.”� � What advice could you give current UR students? “Looking back, the only piece of advice I would give is don’t be afraid to dream, follow your heart and believe in yourself. It’s not always easy to do this, but if you believe in yourself and what you are hoping to accomplish, you will always be successful and reach farther than you ever thought possible.” Myers can be reached at [email protected]. Be a man and take me now — please? BY SARAH PERMUTT CAMPUS TIMES STAFF When did it become the girl’s responsibility to make the first move? I remember the good old days when guys were the ones who made the first phone call and rudely grabbed at inappropriate places. It never used to be the girl’s job to swoop in and initiate the first kiss — the girl as provocateur is unnatural. It’s true that girls complain about aggressive guys and make repeated attempts to push their hands away; however, it brings them pleasure to be the one to reject. In fact, it’s their godgiven duty. I first became aware of guys’ new movement to let girls do all the work my freshman year. I had met a cute guy on the frat quad and was eager to ignite a hot and heavy romance, at least for the night. I was ecstatic as we walked up to my dorm-room. I assumed he would ask to come in, followed by my resistance and then eventual compliance — standard I experienced even more confusion first-night protocol. But my world came a few months ago. I was in the midst to an end when he dropped me off at my of passion with a love-interest when I room, pecked my cheek and told me he realized he was silent. Annoyed that had a wonderful time and that I must call he wasn’t vocalizing his great attrachim. I was then forced to shove him into tion for me, I asked what turned him my room and tiresomely play the role of on. His reply was, “Your personality, aggressor. the way you look and your intelligence.” This type of male opMy jaw dropped. position was not an isoWasn’t he supposed lated case but a ravenous look into the trials and disease. Last summer, to respond with an tribulations of your typical coed offensive and vulgar my best friend’s new student and her remedies for answer that would boyfriend exhibited many almost any type of situation. result in a slap or the of the symptoms. He was slamming of a car the worst when it came door? What caused this role reversal? time for what used to be the obligatory Is it guys playing hard to get, or did drop-off make-out session. Every time he girls dig themselves into a hole by drove her home, she expected him to lean advocating for equal rights? Sure, we in and initiate some sort of sexual activity. want equal opportunities in the workHowever, he would merely touch his lips place, but we still want to be thrown to hers and say, “See ya tomorrow.” She against a wall so a guy can have his came home confused and angry. It was not way with us. until she pried open his lips and told him Permutt can be reached at he had to overcome his malady that he [email protected]. fully kissed her. “Sex&the CT” UR Opinion Do you have ESP? We don’t. You should write for us anyway. Email: [email protected] BY LAUREN KRACHENFELS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF What are you most looking forward to about Meliora Weekend? Aaron Schue ’07 Justin Long ’10 Nazmia Alqadi ’08 Kimberly Graff ’09 Chris Nergott ’09 Sally Brady ’10 “Seeing some old friends.” “Drew Carey and the Improv All-Stars!” “Not having to pay for stuff because my parents are here.” “Seeing the a capella groups perform in Friday Night Fever.” “Not studying.” “Seeing my dogs.” FEATURES Thursday, October 5, 2006 Page 11 Yom Kippur — fasting and a 4.0 Alumni weekend kicks off BY ANDREW SCHWARTZ CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Ever since I can remember, my parents abstained from imposing their own sets of beliefs onto me. Rather, they instilled in me a core set of values and morals to draw from and then left me the space to carve my own path. Naturally there were exceptions: 1) Never neglect your studies; always take them seriously and make them a top priority. 2) Remain steadfast in your observance of Judaism and make sure that both the religious and cultural aspects of Judaism remain in your life. These two seemingly unrelated exceptions had never presented a conflict in which my observance of Judaism would force me to neglect my studies (or visa versa) — that is, such a conflict hadn’t arisen until today. Oct. 1 was Yom Kippur (known in English as “the day of atonement”), the most significant Jewish holiday. During Yom Kippur, Jews are expected to fast from nightfall of the previous day to nightfall on the day of the holiday. Normally, I’d be the model Jew, shunning food and drink like Nicole Richie and praying with the fervor of a Tibetan monk, but this year there was a problem. In addition to being Yom Kippur, it was also Monday, meaning that I had four classes (only one of which — Hebrew — was cancelled). I was faced with a difficult decision: skip classes or skip temple? I had to ask myself which big G mattered more — God or G.P.A.? I decided to make a compromise — I would attend all of my classes and I would fast. Now my “compromise” might sound “sucks for the people who missed class today.” “Indeed it does suck,” I retorted sarcastically, “for the Jews who decided to ‘skip’ class today. Serves them right for thinking that fasting and atoning for their sins all day takes precedence over notes that weren’t even important enough to be included in the textbook.” The guy, not sensing my sarcasm, winked at me and went back to taking notes. It was at that point that I deluded myself into thinking that the teacher and many of the students might be anti-Semitic. 11 a.m. — Every Monday, my girlfriend and I have a tradition of going to the Meliora for lunch. Being the gentleman that I am, I wasn’t going to let my fast get in the way of her happiness. 11:05 a.m. — As I approached the entrance of the Meliora, I saw that the special was “egg cheese and ARLO BERLETIC • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF ham croissant.” I turned to a chef walking by and smugly said, “Capitalmy actions on Yom Kippur warrant admiration or indifference, I izing on the non-Jewish crowd, touché.” The chef gave me a have decided to chronicle my day weird look and quickly walked so as to give you a little taste of away. a day where I didn’t get to taste anything at all: 11:14 a.m. — I looked at the 10 a.m. — Going into my first flowers at the table and contemclass of the day, I figured that plated, “Can I eat foods that are considered inedible to humans?” my teacher would go easy on 11:21 a.m. — My girlfriend’s the notes in light of the Jewish chews of her cheese burger students missing class. But as I are like an eagle’s talons being walked into class, my teacher anplunged into my back nounced how important today’s 12:30 p.m. — I create a rap lecture would be. Apparently, song about food, “I like my hamwhat we were about to learn burgers medium rare and if you would not appear in the textbook don’t like that I really don’t care. and therefore that class would I like my hot dogs on the grill be the only chance to take notes and I’ll give you some soda if you on this subject. The guy next to SEE FASTING, PAGE 12 me whispered offhandedly to me, like more of a cop out, but I assure you that attending classes from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. with no food or drink in your system is harder than it may seem. Other Jews chose to spend the day differently. Rather than spending the day “atoning” for their sins, these students used Yom Kippur as a way to take the day off. They missed all of their classes, citing “religious observance” as the reasoning. Meanwhile, they slept until 2 p.m. and consequently spent the afternoon drinking mojitos and watching a marathon of Mel Gibson movies. Anyway, in case you are still uncon- vinced of whether Meliora weekend events promise to entertain BY EMILY PARET CAMPUS TIMES STAFF I still remember my first Meliora Weekend. All of a sudden, my typically mundane campus was bustling with parents and alumni excited to experience everything that the University has to offer. Somehow the rainy week gave way to a beautiful weekend, the grassy quads were perfectly manicured and each night offered a plethora of exciting activities to take part in. Looking at the schedule of events, it is clear that this year’s festivities are going to be just as exciting and memorable. Headlining this Friday night at 7:30 and 10:00 in the Palestra is Drew Carey and the Improv AllStars, but his witty antics and clever sidekicks are not the only things to look forward to on the opening day of alumni weekend. A roundtable discussion featuring four accomplished alumni in the field of finance will discuss the current state of the economy. Moderated by William E. Simon Graduate School of Business Administration Dean Mark Zupan, this dialogue will take place in Hubbel Auditorium at 3:30 p.m. Award-winning author Alan Burdick will discuss his latest book, “Out of Eden: An Odyssey of Ecological Invasion,” at 5 p.m. in the Hawkins-Carlson Room. The senior editor of “Discover,” he also writes for “The New York Times Magazine,” “Times Magazine” and “Natural History.” The tent that is already arranged on the Wilson Quad will house a College Welcome Dinner at 6 p.m., where old friends, fellow families and students socialize over great food and an open bar. Don’t waste all your energy on Friday, though, because Saturday is jam-packed, starting with a breakfast at 9 a.m. in Douglass Dining Center with President Joel Seligman and Dean of the Faculty Peter Lennie. For the Yellowjacket alumni, sporting events will be held throughout the morning for exvarsity athletes to see if they still have game. The current teams and coaches will have a chance to play against their alumni. At 11 a.m., Fareed Zakaria will be introduced in the Palestra by his television agent, Richard Leibner, ’59 and the senior editor of Newsweek International Fred Guterl, ’81. Zakaria is the Editor of “Newsweek International”, the host of PBS’ “Foreign Exchange” and an analyst for ABC News. He was named by Esquire Magazine as “one of the 21 most important people of the 21st century.” After a tailgate party in Friel Lounge hosted by Delta Kappa Epsilon fraternity to celebrate their 150th year on campus, the Rochester football team hosts the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy at 1 p.m. in Fauver Stadium. If football isn’t your thing, a Presidential Symposium regarding energy sustainability will take place in Strong Auditorium at 1:30 p.m. and will feature Nobel Prize winner Steven Chu, ’70. It will be moderated by University Trustee and President Emeritus of the University of Chicago, Hugo Sonnenschein, ’61. Later in the day University alumnus and Harvard Law professor Arthur Miller, ’56, will lead a dynamic roundtable discussion of some of the most relevant First Amendment issues today in Hubbel Auditorium at 3:30 p.m. Interim Dean of the College Richard Feldman and Seligman will discuss many of the diversity initiatives on and off campus at 4 p.m. in Dewey Hall. Sunday features the Head of the Genesee Regatta in Genesee Valley Park, where the beautiful autumn foliage will provide the perfect backdrop to mingle with old friends and family as the Rochester crew teams compete. So congratulations to the class years ending in one or six — have a great reunion. And to everyone else, plan your time wisely! Check out http://www.rochester.edu/alumni/melioraweekend for a complete listing of events and times. Paret can be reached at [email protected]. FEATURES Page 12 Katrina fundraiser whirls to UR BY BEN WROBEL CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Hurricane Katrina was a tragic event and, like all tragic events, we deal with it the best way we can. We try to make sense of it and we try to help the victims. Students at UR are doing just that with a number of Katrinarelated events coming up this year that will hopefully have an impact on how the victims and students on campus deal with the tragedy. In the next few weeks there will be three distinct events all linked to Hurricane Katrina. The first is The Lower Depths, one of two plays The UR International Theatre is performing this semester. It is a contemporary adaptation of Maxim Gorky’s masterpiece written by the artistic director of UR’s International Theatre Program, Nigel Maister. The premiere is Thurs., Oct. 19 at 8 p.m. The original play was set in turn-of-the-century Russia and depicted lower-class citizens in a lodging house. Maister saw similarities to Katrina and decided to update it. “The play includes people who felt that they were brought down by society,” Maister said. “The polarization of race that Katrina showed in our society was very apropos to this play.” In conjunction with the play, Todd Union will be screening Spike Lee’s documentary “When The Levees Broke: A Requiem in Four Acts.” Originally shown on HBO, the film discusses the aftermath of Katrina, focusing on the suffering of the victims and their will to survive. While a date is not yet set, the film will be screened around the opening night of the play. “We are planning on showing the documentary around the same time as the play as a separate event that will give the campus an opportunity to learn about the aftermath of Katrina on a very realistic level,” senior Amanda Doyle, a member of the stage crew, said. Students should be able to better appreciate both the play and the movie after watching a factual and a fictional account. While the play and the movie raise awareness and sympathy for victims of Katrina, a third event will raise money to help those victims. Sophomore Julie Eaton is a transfer student from Tulane University, where she witnessed firsthand the aftermath of the hurricane. She is in the process of organizing a fundraiser for Tulane students from the New Orleans region who lost their homes or possessions. The fundraiser, still in the planning phase, will be set as a huge Mardi Gras party. It will take place during Greek Week, Nov. 13-18, and will be sponsored by the Panhellenic Association and possibly the Fraternity President’s Council and Multicultural Greek Community. The plan is for a big party at a local bar with paid admission. There will be beads and tickets sold ahead of time in the weeks leading up to the event as well as other events, such as a cake eating contest. The whole party will be New Orleans themed and will include Cajun food and cocktails. The fundraiser will help New Orleans natives with their cost of living needs. Tulane is paying for the students’ educations but does not have enough money at its disposal to provide books, housing or meal plans for the students. “Most of these families have a large financial burden as it is and still have no place to live,” Eaton said. “College is stressful enough without worrying about a stable place to sleep at night and how to pay for a meal, so this fundraiser is especially dedicated to helping these students.” Wrobel can be reached at [email protected] CONTINUED FROM PAGE 11 don’t spill. I like my French fries nice and hot, I like junk food I like it a lot.” 12:32 p.m. — I get kicked out of the library for rapping too loudly. 2:45 p.m. — My girlfriend suggests that she can put on mango flavored chap stick and that we can kiss as a substitute for eating. 2:47 p.m. — My girlfriend slaps me in the face for trying to chew on her lips. 3:50 p.m. — During my second to last class “Dante’s Divine Comedy,” we talk about the sin of gluttony and I find within myself a renewed spirit to finish the fast. 5:12 p.m. — My suitemate sends me a text message asking if I want to watch the food network with her after class. 6:31 p.m. — Seeing that the sun has essentially set, I head toward Douglass to break the fast in style — pulled pork wraps! 6:36 p.m. — As I take my first bite of my delectable meal, my girlfriend quickly looks up from her laptop and yells “don’t eat that, sunset isn’t until 6:38 p.m!” “Too late,” I retort with a smile on my face, “I’ll have to atone for this sin next year.” Schwartz can be reached [email protected]. Fasting: When school interferes with being Jewish Thursday, October 5, 2006 The Funyun DANIEL RUDOLPH Last Tuesday, the UR Laboratory for Laser Energetics held a press conference unveiling a product that will revolutionize the way we point at things. Once the Omega 3 Laser Pointer hits the assembly line, it will be the world’s most powerful laser pointer in production. “As people grew ever more aggravated by pointing at things with their fingers they turned to a new technology — laser pointing.” Laser Lab Chairman Timothy Carter said. “Just as the jet engine replaced the propeller driven plane, our new laser pointer will change the paradigm of pointing once again. Now is the time to usher in a new era in laser pointing.” The Omega 3 will hit stores later this month for about $200 and will be powerful enough to point to things when nobody is paying attention. The pointer also comes fully equipped with three interchangeable caps — the classic dot, the bird in flight and the trucker mud flap lady. And, according to VP of Marketing Richard Gillis, the Lab will include a bunch of other accessories yet to be named to the public. “The applications of such a device are limitless,” Gillis said. “With the Omega 3 Laser Pointer, not only will you be able to annoy people by shooting a laser in their eyes, you’ll be able to blind them with it.” The pointer is the fruit of an effort that has taken seven years and expended several billion dollars. The Omega 3 Laser Pointer will be capable of projecting several different colored dots. “No longer will the world be unable to point to red objects,” Engineer Arun Aggarwal said. Early on, the Omega 3 Laser Pointer research team suffered some setbacks due to bad publicity created when a group protested against the new pointers being used for military purposes. The crowds were eventually dispersed when the Lab’s paramilitary police force used the new laser pointers to point out some pita and hummus, several hundred yards away. Carter expressed concerns about security in the future as well. “We’ve heightened security patrols in all portions at the lab and are strip-searching all employees and visitors for any signs of terrorist paraphernalia,” he said. “If used by evil hands, the pointer could bring death and destruction. But if used by red-blooded Americans, the pointer will bring about a safer and better world for us and our children.” Despite security woes, the Lab has already undergone product testing. Those who have used the new pointer are ecstatic to be the first to use such a watershed product. “It’s only $200, which is cheap for something so good,” cat lady Regina Boulds said. “Now the pretty kitties will love me again.” Boulds went on to throw some of her cats out the door and scream in a low pitch jumble of words. The cat community has already mobilized against the proliferation of the new pointer. In a speech to National Association of Domesticated Species, Spokesman Garfield the Cat expressed his fears. “Fellow felines, we cannot let the Omega 3 Laser Pointer distract us from our goals as cats — being better than everybody else and licking our anuses,” the Cat said. “We will follow bright shiny things no more!” Yet the Laser Lab for Energetics has not expressed any reservations about continuing its research. In its perpetual mission to create better laser pointers, by 2010 the Lab intends to develop a laser pointer that can point to things half way around the world. The Funyon appears in the first issue of every month. Rudolph can be reached at [email protected] THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2006 PAGE 13 mtvU “Woodies” want UR vote BY SAMANTHA LEWIS CAMPUS TIMES STAFF mtvU will be hosting the “mtvU Woodie Awards” which will debut on Thurs. Nov. 2 in New York City’s Roseland Ballroom. The “Woodies” are the only award show that honors the music voted best by the college audience as they are the entire voice of the show. Among this year’s top nominees are The Fray, Taking Back Sunday, Hellogoodbye and Imogen Heap. Award categories will include “Breaking Woodie” — Best Emerging Artist — and “Streaming Woodie” — Most Downloaded. “All of our nominees have somehow connected with college students this year,” mtvU Head of Programming Ross Martin said. “This night is essentially the ‘live indie music moment of truth’ for a great number of artsts and groups.” This year, nearly 50 up-and-coming, influential artists have been nominated. The nominees represent the music that college students have been listening to this past year. It is all about the emerging artists who haven’t quite made it to MTV. “The ‘Woodies’ are significant for a number of reasons,” Martin said. “They are all about great music and the connection between the emerging artists and the students who believed in them from the beginning. I think that this also rings true to what mtvU is all about and this night really seems to be a celebration of just that.” For the past three years, college students have helped to establish the “Woodies” as a crystal ball of sorts for the music and artists that are about to break big in the music industry. The show propels college students’ favorite artists to mainstream success. Among that success is record sales, sold out tours and accolades at other awards shows. Some of the most well-known success stories from the past two years of “Woodies” are Death Cab for Cutie, Fall Out Boy, Matisyahu and Mo- CALENDAR Thursday, Oct. 5 Honey Tribe Devon Allman’s band Honeytribe will perform at The Club at Water Street. Doors open at 8:00 p.m. Friday, Oct. 6 Lynn Sherr 20/20 News correspondant Lynn Sherr discusses “ 100 Years Since Susan B.: How Far Have Women Come?” 12:00 p.m., May Room. Tickets are $35. PHOTO COURTESY OF MTVU.COM Death Cab for Cutie were among the winners at last year’s “Woodies.” Since then, Death Cab has seen an increase in both their record sales as well as their fan base. they have come to love over the past year. tion City Soundtrack. “There is no question that a number The deadline for voting is Friday Oct. 20. of artists, including The Killers and My The show will premiere simultaneously Chemical Romance, would point to the on mtvU, mtvU.com and mtvU mobile, ‘Woodies’ for a jumpstart in the incredible as well as Microsoft Windows XP Media past few years they have had in the music Center Edition PCs and Media Center industry,” Martin said. Extenders, which includes Xbox 360. Each week, mtvU will debut new origiStudents completely run the show. They nal programming that will feature “Woodwill be working the cameras, coordinating everyone behind the scenes, presenting ie”-nominated artists along with college a number of awards and introducing, as students petitioning for their favorites well as honoring, some of their favorite acts to win. mtvU will also be showcasing artists. Students have gotten involved in student-produced TV and radio programs the show this past year through developfrom across the country that will feature ment and production deals, as well as college students debating over who should through applications and sweepstakes for win with this year’s “Woodies.” student journalists. “These artists know there is nothing mtvU takes pride in the fact that this more important than fan connection,” show is entirely college run and cannot Martin said. “College students are the stress enough how important it is for stuprofit of new music and they are the dents to vote. College students nationwide judges of which artists are going to make are encouraged to log on to mtvU.com it big. This is your show.” and make their voices heard by voting Lewis can be reached at for some of their favorite new artists that [email protected]. On a quest for constructive critiques BY LIZ SWAIN on which ‘zine you should blow that preCAMPUS TIMES STAFF cious $3.99 — or $6.99 in Canada. Everyone’s a critic. From discussions First on the chopping block — Ameriabout last week’s episode of “House, can Music Press — AMP. M.D.,” to the endless blogs on every If I wanted to spend my free time readtopic, all the way up to the popular press, ing typo-filled articles, I’d pick up a few there’s an opportunity for everyone to pages from the Campus Times copy desk. give their opinion on the latest whatever. Editing is something the people over at Many of those who make their living anaAMP need to seriously consider paying lyzing the fruits and flops of pop and unmore attention to both in terms of overderground culture are the “go-to” critics all content, as well as the grammar and for the consumer who can’t decide whethpunction. er or not they should go see “Jackass 2” or The black-and-white, newspaper print buy the Killers’ new album. pages are filled with interviews and arBut with all those critics out there, the ticles from both obscure and well-known reviews are bound to differ, musicians alike. However so who should you listen to? most of this content seems to Who has the “best” opinion? be lacking significant…well… Well, I’m no expert — so content. chances are you might want Picture this — you’re an to ignore my reviews — but I aspiring journalist who has am quite the connoisseur of been given the opportunity other people’s opinions! to pick the brain of the frontThe individual critics one man of a band who have respects and trusts will vary catapulted from the underfrom person to person, and ground to the alternative thus telling you my list of mainstream in a matter of AMP favorite journalists would months. Although your time be pointless unless you and is limited, you don’t want to I share the same likes and blow this opportunity. You dislikes. Instead, I will review want this to be memorable, the overall content of critical music pubwith the artist and your future readers lications, so that the next time you’re at unable to get over what an amazing interthe magazine rack you’ll have an idea of view you conducted! Sadly, the journalists at AMP rarely take advantage of the great opportunities their given, asking mundane and banal questions. Usually I’m a cover-to-cover reader, regardless of my personal interest in the content. Even if I’ve never heard of the artist, I’ll read the article because it’s usually well-written and at least somewhat interesting. This is not the case with AMP. But when the standards for publication are “read through it twice, make sure it’s presentable, and send it [in],” I guess expectations can’t be too high. Nevertheless, AMP gives coverage to very obscure unknown bands, breakthrough artists and everyone in between. Each issue, published bi-monthly, offers space for musicians, such as Russ Rankin of Good Riddance and Tripp Underwood of The Unseen, to write about whatever it is their hearts desire. These columns often give more insight into the inner workings of a band than you would get in your average interview, which is another unique feature. Personally, I prefer quality before quantity, but if you’re interested in nuts and bolts information about a vast number of bands in the alternative scene — and you don’t mind the typos — AMP is your go-to rag. Swain can be reached at [email protected] Drew Carey and Improv All-Stars Campus Activities Board co-sponsors comedian Drew Carey and the Improv All-Stars. 7:30 and 10:00 p.m., Palestra. Tickets are $22 for UR students and $32 for others. Saturday, Oct. 7 Fareed Zakaria Editor of Newsweek International, PBS host and ABC News correspondant Fareed Zakaria will discuss “The Future of Freedom.” 11:00 a.m., Palestra. Homecoming Football Game Don’t forget to support UR football as the ‘Jackets look to defeat U.S. Merchant Marine Academy. 1:00 p.m., Fauver Stadium. Sunday, Oct. 8 Head of the Genesee Regatta Rochester’s crew teams will compete in this all day event. 9:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m., Genesee Valley Park. Lunch is $5 for students and $10 for others. Monday, Oct. 9 Columbus Day Sure, he thought he was in Asia, but we love him anyway! Happy Columbus Day! Tuesday, Oct. 10 Women and Music Professor of Music Honey Meconi presents “Aspects of Women in Early Music.” 5:00 p.m., Gamble Room Wednesday, Oct. 11 Lewis Henry Morgan Lecture Series Tanya M. Luhrmann, Ph.D. will speak about Evangelical Christianity. 7:00-9:00 p.m., Lander Auditorium A&E Page 14 Thursday, October 5, 2006 “Dynamite” star diversifies career BY MATT MAJARIAN & LIZ SWAIN CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Sometimes when a film gains a lot of unexpected success, its actors will go to great lengths to distance themselves from the role that gained them so much fame. Whether its going on hiatus a la Maculay Culkin or Elizabeth Berkley’s move from “Saved By the Bell” to “Showgirls,” many actors have taken roles to avoid being typecast for the rest of their careers. It seems as though Efren Rameriz from “Napoleon Dynamite” — Napoleon’s good buddy Pedro — is on the right track to a diverse career, dabbling in a little bit of everything in his post-Pedro days. From the HBO drama “Walkout,” to the recently-released action film “Crank,” Rameriz has certainly been making it hard to pigeonhole him. In a roundtable interview, the Campus Times spoke with Rameriz about his latest films, Pedrocrazed fans and what the future holds for him both as an actor and a producer. CT: Are you worried that your more serious films won’t be taken as seriously because of the fact that you’re wellknown for making people laugh? ER: No. When I did a film called “Walkout” for HBO, even though I was the comedic relief, it was a serious issue. It’s part of what you need to do as an actor — to be able to do comedy as well as drama. So, I have no worries at all. CT: How did you react to criticisms of your character Kaylo, a cross-dressing informant, in the movie “Crank”? ER: Why do they think that he’s gay? We don’t know yet — we’ll see in the prequel. But I’ll tell you one of the secrets of Kaylo is that I’m so madly in love with not only Jason [Statham’s character Chev Chelios], but as well as [Eve, played by Amy Smart]. CT: How did you get involved with production of the teacher-student sex scandal documentary, “After School?” Are you pursuing other work in the field of production? ER: I was talking to Chris Barrett [from the 2003 documentary “The Corporation”] over at the Sundance Film Festival and he knew that I spoke at different high schools. So we decided to form a company called Powerhouse Pictures up in New York. What we want to do is start out with documentaries and move on to short films and then to independent films and from that to feature films. In this business — the art of cinema — I want to be able to go into it as an actor, producer, WRUR 88.5 fm WEEKLY TOP 10 ARTISTS 1. TV COURTESY OF HBO.COM “Napoleon Dynamite” star Efren Ramirez has shown his talent in a number of movies as he works to avoid Hollywood type-casting. director, writer. about your upcoming comedy But with documentaries, I “Employee of the Month?” want to do something that has a ER: “Employee of the Month” major influence. So we said, ‘Why is for the artist and the working don’t we make a documentary people in regards to the creativeabout this whole teacher-student type aspect. It’s a smart comedy sex scandal?’ No one talks about with great writing and comedic it because people are afraid to timing. talk about it and it’s a controverYou think about actors like sial topic. Dane Cook, Dax Shepard, HarAnd I’m thinking, ‘That’s what land Williams, Andy Dick and I want to do. I want to move the Sean Whalen [all of whom are in world.’ And if I can move the “Employee of the Month”] who world, dramatically or comedihave been doing this for years, cally, then I’ve done my job as a whether it’s stand-up comedy or human being. working as actors. And you can CT: What would you like see their experience in the film. to tell the college audience SEE EFREN, PAGE 15 ON THE RADIO 2. BEN KWELLER 3. THOM YORKE 4. YO LA TENGO 5. BOB DYLAN 6. JUNIOR BOYS 7. BLACK KEYS 8. NOUVELLE VAGUE 9. PINBACK 10. RAPTURE Too many pieces creates confusion in new drama BY BRITTANY BOWMAN Wandering through the empty theater with my partner was the first telltale sign of the disappointment that was to come. With out pick of the best seats, I waited excitedly for “All the King’s Men” to begin. After all, it had the look and feel of an Oscar-worthy movie — with dark visuals, an intense plot and A-list actors — and is a remake of an earlier movie that won three out of the five Academy Awards it was nominated for. Unfortunately my excitement was dashed in just the opening scenes. The first issue I had with the movie was the heavy southern accents the actors used. I could not understand them. In the first scene, I missed very important dialogue between the two main characters, Willie Stark (Sean Penn) and Jack Burden (Jude Law). More troubling, which I found later, is how important that scene was to the characterization of Jack and Stark. The main point of the story is, no matter who an individual is or how wonderful his or her ideas are to the people, power corrupts absolutely. To miss this vital dialogue was saddening. More than both actors’ physical acting was needed in order to illustrate the change of their characters. Other problems I had were with the acting and the script itself. Law did the best job with his character development as the movie progressed, but still his efforts were flat and unmoving. Penn had a character that had so many possibilities, but I never got the sense of change from good man to totally corrupt politician, merely that he was corrupt all along. This could also be blamed on the writers, but actors do command some power in the characters they portray. The largest issue I had with the movie was how there seemed to be two stories going on that did not successfully bind together well enough in order to tell the larger story. Instead it caused confusion and a dragging plot. Looking back, I see that its purpose was for character development and to further the tension in the story. Another aspect of this was the use of the same scenes in flashbacks. If the flashbacks were of new scenes or revealed new facets to the building story again it would have provided for a better viewing. But instead I was bombarded with scenes that I had already seen and did not present anything I didn’t already know or realize. Overall, this movie only looked pretty but was plagued with bad accents, a poor script and was boring in general. If you really want to see this movie, I suggest renting it. I feel, even seeing the matinee, that I paid too much for what it was worth. Bowman can be reached at [email protected]. ALL THE KING’S MEN Starring: Jude Law, Sean Penn Directed by: Steven Zaillian Now playing PHOTO COURTESY OF IMDB.COM Despite its star-power, this southern drama gets lost in translation. M ov i e T i m e s UR Cinema Group • HOYT AUDITORIUM Friday Saturday Enjoy Meliora Weekend! classifieds Exotic Dancers: Unique opportunity! FT/PT. Work in a professional, upscale club & earn big $$$$$$$ 18+ Call Rick’s Tally Ho today and start earning tomorrow! 303-0550. 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Thursday, October 5, 2006 A&E Page 15 Efren: From “Kazaam” to “Dynamite,” Ramierez reflects on career like, ‘Well, your girlfriend CONTINUED FROM PAGE 14 wanted to surprise you’ and I’m People are going to be enjoying thinking, ‘Wait a minute, I don’t the film, so I’m really pleased have a girlfriend.’ and excited to be a part of it. So I go back upstairs and she CT: Tell us a little about had a bag of “Napoleon Dynayour role in the movie as mite” stuff, like t-shirts and Vince’s assistant. plush dolls…it was a little odd. ER: Vince is played by Dax But I signed it for her and we Shepard and he’s the number had breakfast. And there are one checkout guy. I play his busboy and [laughs] our relationship fans out there and it’s good, but it can be kind of odd. How far are is quite like Laurel and Hardy people going to take it? [the famous comedy duo from CT: Was that the craziest early 20th century cinema]. fan situation you’ve had? My character is always getting ER: I think that has been the hurt and there’s a whole love craziest part so far. There’s been push and pull that’s going on people who have actually made between my relationship with cakes and sent them over to Vince. You get to see it through20th Century Fox assuming that out the entire film, especially when I help him out to try to win Pedro’s said to live there. [Laughs] And the heart of people think [Jessica Simpthat when they son’s character meet me — for Amy]. ‘There was one some strange CT: You’re time when I reason — that probably still [Napoleon recognized a went back to Dynamite] is a lot as Pedro. my hotel room documentary, How much and they’re fan recogniand there was a like, ‘Well, you tion does it girl sleeping on mean you’re take for you Pedro, but to become my bed. I mean, you’re not eventually talk about room really Pedro?’ frustrated or I’m like, ‘No, angry? service!’ I’m an actor! I ER: [Laughs] studied acting.’ Well, when I [Laughs] was doing “EmSo to their surprise — especialployee of the Month” there was one time when I went back to my ly when I DJ at clubs — they’re surprised that I played the part hotel room and there was a girl of Pedro but I’m not really him! sleeping on my bed and I said, CT: So what are some up‘What?! I mean, talk about room coming projects we can look service!’ forward to seeing you in? So I go downstairs and talk to ER: I just signed the contract the manager and the manager’s COURTESY OF LIONSGATE ENTERTAINMENT Ramirez plays Dax Sheppard’s clumsy busboy in the new hit comedy “Employee of the Month.” to do “Revenge of the Nerds.” I’m really excited to be working with everybody over on the east coast again. CT: What about your movie “Searching For Mickey Fish?” ER: It was a film that I did in Utah and to me it was exciting — the fact that I was going back to that area to work on this film. My character — I can’t even remember his name anymore, I think it was Hector — ended up becoming this multi, multi-billionaire. It’s a comedy where people are always looking for love and trying to figure out if money can be the answer to everyone’s problems. And again, to work with William Mapother and Daniel Bald- win and Curtis [Armstrong], who was from the original “Revenge of the Nerds” — it was a great opportunity for me to work and understand and observe acting from their point of view. CT: Even though this was a while back, what are some memories you have of being on the set of “Kazaam” with Shaquille O’Neal? ER: [Laughs] That was a while ago! It was fun! I was about 13 and it was my very first feature film and I was so excited about getting to work on that project because I was studying acting in east L.A. and for me to work in movies was a big deal for my family. And then it was like, ‘Well, now what?’ and my dad was like, ‘Well, now you have to go to school and study acting.’ So they helped support me and I thought that was really cool. But I got to meet Shaq. It’s funny because in “Kazaam” I worked with Francis Capra and we ended up working together again in “Crank.” Majarian can be reached at [email protected]. Swain can be reached at [email protected]. EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH Starring: Dane Cook, Dax Shepard, Efren Ramirez Directed by: Greg Coolidge Opens Oct. 6 SPORTS Page 16 Thursday, October 5, 2006 Field Hockey crushes Hawks BY JEFF LEVY CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Yellowjackets field hockey dominated the Hartwick College Hawks on Saturday, winning by a score of 4-1. Senior Revay Wilson scored the first goal 17 minutes into the game, her third of the year, assisted by freshman Lara Bucarey. Three minutes later, at 20:00, Rochester put another point on the board, with senior Krista Butler stepping up to score her third goal of the season, assisted by Wilson. Hartwick, on a desperate attempt to get back into the game, scored their only goal at 21:23, making it 2-1. Senior Mary Dimatteo put distance back between the two teams, netting her third shot of the season unassisted. Junior Kari Plewniak sent the fourth and final goal into the cage off of a penalty corner pass from senior Celinda Fletcher. Plewniak is now the top scorer on the team with four goals over the course of the season. “Kari has been playing exceptionally well. When she pushes up the right side our attack is better,” coach Michelle Andre said. “We also have her on the goalie’s pads during the initial corner shot and she is getting a ton of tips. It’s creating a lot of scoring opportunities for us.” JEFF LEVY • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Senior Krista Butler fights for possession of a loose ball on Saturday. Rochester outshot Hartwick 18-9 and had a 17-4 advantage on penalty corners. In goal, junior Rachel Cahan had four saves. “Everyone came out onto the field and had an ‘on’ day,” sophomore Erica Gelb said. “Our team is so talented that when we play the way we did on Saturday, the way we’re capable, we are extremely hard to touch” On Wednesday the Yellowjackets were shutout by the William Smith College Herons, 2-0. Cahan made 12 saves. UR was outshot 21-8 by William Smith. William Smith had 14 penalty corners over Rochester’s six. After going 1-1 this past week, field hockey now has an overall record of 5-4 and are 1-2 in Liberty League play. “We’ve had some very productive practices and the William Smith game was a well played game for us,” coach Andre said. “We made a commitment for everyone to keep pushing forward. That’s what we did and it all came together on Saturday.” Is field hockey ready to move up to the next level? That will be determined for the Yellowjackets after this weekend’s Liberty League road trip. According to coach Andre, this team is primed to take on their league opponents. “We are prepared for this road trip,” she said. “Playing on the road in our league is tough. But we have the physical and mental experience on our side. I am looking forward to it.” “We know what we need to do this weekend. It’s just a matter of focusing and getting it done,” Plewniak said. “We’ve really stepped up our level of play, and I can’t wait to see where it takes us in the second half of the season.” They play Vassar College Friday at 4 p.m. and Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute Saturday at 1 p.m. These two games could potentially make or break the entire season as far as the Liberty League is concerned — with only two more league matches remaining after this weekend. Then, on Tuesday, UR takes on SUNY Geneseo for a 4 p.m. away game. Levy can be reached at [email protected]. JEFF LEVY • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Sophomore Dominic Pellingra goes up for a tough header in traffic. Men’s Soccer routs RIT after tough loss BY ALEX MOELLER CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The men’s soccer team split a pair of games this week. After dropping a close contest to league foe New York University, the ’Jackets righted the ship by crushing Rochester Institute of Technology. UR took the almost 350 mile trip to Manhattan to face the Violets of NYU on Saturday. NYU came out firing, but UR’s defense stayed strong and the game was close throughout the first half. In the 28th minute, NYU scored off a set piece to take a 1-0 lead. The Yellowjackets looked to regroup after halftime, but such thoughts were derailed less than four minutes into the second half. The Violets got an insurance goal off a direct kick and took a seemingly insurmountable 2-0 lead. Rather than pack their bags and head home early, the ’Jackets stepped up the pressure. They outshot NYU 12-9 in the second half, and it paid off in the 85th minute as sophomore Sean Hantes scored his second goal of the year. UR could not find the back of the net again, however, and lost by a score of 2-1. On Tuesday, the team faced a much shorter trip to take on the RIT Tigers. UR proved to be the superior team from the opening whistle, as senior Neil Osuch scored off an assist from junior Jeremy Mann just over a minute into the game. The next 30 minutes were the Tyler Green show. The senior scored twice to raise his season total to eight and the score of the game to 3-0. Junior Nick Mikolenko headed in a corner kick in the 39th minute to cap the first half scoring. The second half was more of the same, as the UR defense kept RIT off the scoreboard. Senior Greg Colavecchia scored a goal in the 80th minute and the Yellowjackets cruised to a 5-0 victory. Sophomore Dominic Pellingra had two assists in the game, both in the form of successful corner kicks. Junior goalie Paco Corbalan made three saves in just over 65 minutes of work for the ’Jackets. UR’s record stands at 5-3-1, 0-1 in University Athletic Association play. This week they start a threegame homestand by taking on UAA opponent Brandies University at Fauver Stadium. Kickoff is set for 7 p.m. Moeller can be reached at [email protected]. WRITE FOR SPORTS SPORTS Thursday, October 5, 2006 Page 17 Hasselwander paces women’s XC at local meet UR ALTHETICS Rochester runners take off at the start of last weekend’s meet. Victory: CONTINUED FROM PAGE 20 had any hopes of winning the game. Molisani fired a bullet across the middle to Ingoldsby again. The pass was high, but the freshman reached up and pulled the ball in, getting the first down and redeeming himself. The ’Jackets continued to pick up chunks of yardage as the clock ticked away with Bielecki running for long gains of nine and 15 yards, respectively. Mistakes, however, made the going a bit more difficult for the offense as they were called for two consecutive penalties, putting them in a first and long situation. At the Saints’ 45-yard line and needing 20 yards for a first down, Molisani went for it all with a bomb down the left side of the field to Vanderstyne. The ball was perfectly thrown, but Vanderstyne was well-defended and the pass fell incomplete. Molisani then completed a pass to freshman tight end Pedro Sosa for a gain of 11 yards and then ran himself for a five yard gain. That put the ’Jackets in a fourth down situation with four yards separating them from a first down. In clutch situations such as these, any team will tell you that they want the ball in the hands of their best receiver. In this case, it was Vanderstyne, who leads all receivers in the Liberty League in receptions and yards per game. After a timeout to talk over the play, the ’Jackets walked to the line of scrimmage facing a defense determined to stop them short of the first down. Molisani hiked the ball and rolled to the right, never looking away from Vanderstyne, who made the reception on a low thrown ball. The five-yard gain was good enough for the first down. The ’Jackets got the ball all the way to the four-yard line with 41 seconds left in the game. Molisani again rolled right, looking for receivers, none of whom were open. With defenders closing in on him, the quarterback scrambled his way into the endzone untouched and gave UR the go-ahead lead, 19-18. That would turn out to be the game winner, as St. Lawrence ran out of time to try and get in field goal range, let alone score a touchdown. The Yellowjackets will play at home this Saturday looking to win two in a row against Kings Point College. Kickoff is at 1 p.m. Brackney can be reached at [email protected]. BY ERIN PHILBRICK CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The women’s cross country team had much better results this past weekend than they did the last, placing eighth out of 16 at the SUNY Geneseo Invitational at Letchworth State Park. The team scored 215 points, just two behind SUNY Plattsburgh and only nine behind SUNY Brockport. “The women’s team raced much better this weekend,” head coach Barbara Hartwig said. “The team’s intensity was at a much higher level. Even though we still had some people running 6K for the first time, there was clearly more confidence being displayed [and] people were more focused.” Junior Laura Richenderfer agreed with her coach. “As a team, we set some goals and definitely accomplished them,” she said. “We raced competitively and improved our start. Coach Hartwig challenged us this week to race the first mile of the course harder than we are used to and as a result, I think people found that they had more strength than they realized.” Junior Kellie Hasselwander was the first to cross the finish for the team at 24:07 for the 6K race. This placed her 31st out of 271 runners. Next for the team was freshman Sarah Gollub, who placed 49th with a time of 24:37. Rounding out the top five were Richenderfer, who placed 59th with a time of 24:54, senior Nora Craighead, clocking in at 25:09 in 66th place and senior Whitney Silkworth, who finished in 69th at 25:15. The displacers were right behind her, as freshmen Hilary Haefner and Rachel Given placed 70th and 72nd, respectively. Once again the Yellowjackets’ depth proved beneficial for the team. With a gap time (from the first to the fifth runner) of 68 seconds, the team displayed strength in staying close together. Overall, Hartwig was pleased with the results of the meet. “People were challenging for position and making an effort to fight off other competitors. Our finishing sprints were excellent and I believe people now have more confidence to begin their last push much earlier,” Hartwig said. This coming weekend, the ’Jackets will be celebrating Meliora Weekend by competing close to home at the Nazareth Invitational at Nazareth College. The race will start at noon on Saturday. Philbrick can be reached at [email protected] SPORTS Page 18 Thursday, October 5, 2006 Women’s soccer dominates BY BO WANG CAMPUS TIMES STAFF University of Rochester women’s soccer team has been on a defensive roll as of late. Through their last nine games, the Yellowjackets have allowed just one goal while improving to a 7-0-1 record through those games. The Yellowjackets are ranked number one in the country this week, as they continue to prove it week in and week out. The Big Apples were rotten after a visit from the Yellowjackets last Friday, as the UR women’s soccer team dominated NYU for an easy victory in Manhattan. It was as if the Yankees were playing against a bunch of little leaguers; as less than three minutes into the game, the Yellowjackets were on the board. Off of a beautiful corner kick from junior midfielder Laura Morrison, senior midfielder Ashley Weagraff hit the back of net for the first time this year as Rochester took the 1-0 lead. Not even three minutes later, Morrison received an assist from sophomore midfielder Laura Bojko, who later scored at the 22 minute mark. The Yellowjackets capped off a brilliant first half when senior forward Angela Heaney headed one past the keeper, taking Rochester into the break with a 4-0 lead. The Yellowjackets were just plain overbearing, as they outshot NYU 21-5 (13-2 on goal) and held an 8-1 advantage on corner kicks. The second half wasn’t any differ- JEFF LEVY • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior Darby Grant takes the ball upfield for the Yellowjackets. ent, as junior forward Ali Streeter tagged another goal from Heaney to make the final score 5-0 in favor of the ’Jackets. Junior keeper Molly Leitch had two saves over the first 70 minutes and senior Joy Sadaly spelled Leitch for the remaining 19 minutes. This was the Yellowjacket’s seventh shutout in their last eight games, improving to 7-0-1 overall. The Blue Knights of Geneseo certainly looked like it after last Tuesday’s match at home. Obviously not taking note that the Yellowjackets like to start fast, SUNY Geneseo quickly fell behind less than a minute into the game. Senior forward Emily Urbanczyk hit a beauty up the middle to put the Yellowjackets up 1-0 off the assist from Weagraff. But the fun didn’t stop there. Halfway through the period sophomore defender Kelsey Turley got a little luck as her shot was deflected in by a Geneseo defender. Throughout the game the Yellowjackets outshot the Blue Knights 21-6 and crushed them on corner kicks 9-1. Like always, the Yellowjackets came out of the break ready to put it away. Senior midfielder Mary Walsh hit a cross from the six-yard-line less than nine minutes into the second half off of an assist from senior forward Anne McMahon. Leitch made two saves over 84:34 and Sadaly preserved the fourth straight shutout for the Yellowjackets with a scoreless 5:26. And just for good measure, Morrison hit a shot off the top of the box off the assist from Heaney to finish off the scoring at 4-0 Yellowjackets. The Yellowjackets open up a three game home stand starting this Saturday as they take on divisional rival Brandeis University in the first of three games against the best of the UAA. They continue on with Chicago on Oct. 13 and then Washington University the following Sunday as they look to roll through their already spectacular season. Wang can be reached at [email protected]. COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS Junior Mark Stevens finished first for the second time this season. Men’s XC runs with passion at Geneseo BY ERIN PHILBRICK CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The men’s cross country team returned to competition with fervor this past weekend, finishing fifth out of 18 teams at the SUNY Geneseo Invitational in Letchworth State Park, the site of the approaching national qualifiers. The five scorers for the Yellowjackets placed in the top 42 out of 271 runners. Junior Mark Stevens once again led the pack as champion of the race. This was the second race of the season he won, after participating in only three thus far. He came in at 25:34 for the eight-kilometer course. “Stevens ran a very controlled race and looked relaxed while winning,” head coach John Izzo said. Junior Patrick Hughes was next for the team, placing 19th and clocking in at 26:33. Izzo was also impressed with Hughes’s race. “Hughes had an excellent race and was backed up by some fine running by the entire team,” Izzo said. The next three runners finished in the following 33 seconds. Third for UR was junior Dan Mueller, who placed 34th at 26:57. Just one second and one place behind was sophomore Dan Chebot at 35th, crossing the tape at 26:58. Finishing up for the team was senior Joseph Lust, who clocked in at 27:06 and placed 42nd overall. The displacers were sophomore Tom Brekke and freshman Tyle Stelzig. UR finished the race with 125 points, placing them well ahead of the sixth place Geneseo Alumni with 206 points and they were just eight points behind fourth place Ohio Northern University. Host SUNY Geneseo was the champion team for the event. Izzo was very pleased with the results of the race and is looking forward to great things to come from his team. “This group has been training very well and I expect that they will be ready when the major meets arrive at the end of the season,” he said. “In our sport, you are what you practice and we are looking good and improving every week.” This weekend the ’Jackets will be competing close to home for Meliora Weekend, participating in the Nazareth Invitational at Nazareth College. The gun goes off at 11:00 a.m. on Saturday. Philbrick can be reached at [email protected]. My name is Alex Moeller and I am a badass. This is because I work for the Campus Times. So join CT and maybe, just maybe, you can be a badass someday. Thursday, September 21, 2006 FROM THE P RESSBOX BY ERIN PHILBRICK The National Hockey League season opener was played yesterday, Oct. 4, but where’s the hype? Where’s the pre-season discussion of who’s going to be the big team of the year, which player is going to lead the league in goals and which team’s going to come from nowhere and surprise us all? Granted, we do live in our “Rochester bubble” and, if we really tried, we could find this hype, but it’s clearly not prominent even in the outside world. The 2004-05 lockout could quite probably be the most detrimental thing ever to happen to the NHL. Although hockey was already the least popular of the four major sports leagues in the United States, the lockout was no help. Already disinterested fans no longer had a team to follow and consequently lost their drive to pay attention. When the season was cancelled, the nondie-hards seemed to forget about the sport called hockey. Shortly after the turn of the millenium, the NHL began gaining popularity. It looked as if people might actually have some interest in the sport whose fanbase had long been dormant. However, because the NHL and the Players’ Association failed to put the better good of the league ahead of their personal desires, this growing momentum was lost. After the collective agreement was made, Wayne Gretzky, the NHL’s career scoring leader and the managing partner and head coach of the Phoenix Coyotes said, “At the end of the day, everybody lost. We almost crippled our industry. It was very disappointing what happened.” However, Gretzky, with all due respect, was wrong. The industry wasn’t almost crippled; it was crippled. I’ve heard many people say something to the effect of, “Oh, I used to follow hockey, but I don’t anymore.” People just don’t care anymore. Granted, there are the ever-loyal fans who take the time who write entire articles about their team’s jersey, but this is a rare occurance. When the lockout ended and a collective agreement was made, the NHL tried desperately to put a new face on the game. They came up with the market- ing slogan “A Whole New Game” and changed many of the rules to “better” variations. While many fans were disappointed with the rules of the game prior to the lockout, no one really seems to be happy with the new rules either. The NHL decided to enforce penalties at a much higher intensity. It adopted a zero-tolerance policy for hooking, holding, tripping, slashing, cross checking and interference. What fun is hockey if the players don’t get to beat each other up? I remember playing NHL ’94 on my dad’s old SEGA Genesis and my favorite part was most definitely when I started a fight with the guy on the other team. That five minute penalty was so worth it. Also, tied games are now decided by a shootout. If the game is tied at the end of regulation play, one five minute four-onfour overtime is played. If the game is still tied at the end of this, the teams go into a shootout, which determines the winner. While some people love the thrill of goal-shooting, I personally find it a lame ending to an exciting game. Does a shootout really determine which team is better? All it really seems to decide is which team got luckier and picked the corner the goalie wasn’t expecting. These are the two rules I personally was most disappointed in, though others have found faults in all of the rule changes. This discontent just adds to the dying fan base of hockey. Soon after the collective agreement was made in 2005, 15-year NHL veteran Jim McKenzie commented on the loss of fans over the cancelled season. “That’s going to be our next big step—winning back the fans. We’ll have our work cut out for us,” he said. It looks as if the NHL still has its work cut out for it. I can’t see hockey leaving the national sports world any time soon—and hopefully not any time at all—but it’s going to be an uphill battle for a while. If the NHL doesn’t step it up and make some better changes, a whole generation is going to miss out on the amazingness that is hockey. Philbrick can be reached at [email protected]. SPORTS Page 19 Life, Love...Sport BY DAVID MAYSTROVSKY Welcome to Life, Love... Sport (moronic publicists Edition). This issue is dedicated to all the brave men and women who spew nonsense in the name of famous athletes. Exhibit A is Terrell Owens’s woman of words Kim Etheridge for her truly horrific display in the wake of the T.O suicide incident. It just goes to show that perhaps he’s not a man who values quality representation. First, Drew Rosenhaus makes T.O. look like a complete jackass in front of the cameras (as if he needed another reason for people to hate him), then the debacle at the suicide press conference. The only client left for Kim Etheridge is Bill Romanowski (he of the bar fights and steroid rages against teammates). I can, however, say that I understand why Owens would try to attempt suicide. Getting trashed in the media for the last several years, culminating in that awkward workout in the driveway would drive almost anyone to pain pills. Then he gets to play with Drew Bledsoe, a quarterback whose skills have declined to the point that he was benched in favor of a sixth-round draft choice in New England and a kid from Tulane who broke his leg. Combine that with the fact that he has to play second fiddle to Terry Glenn, TERRY GLENN for Christ’s sake, I’d overdose on pills myself. Keeping with tradition, the LLS will now take over the Pressbox’s affiliation with the University of Missouri Tigers, mainly because I wrote the Pressbox, so I get to take it with me wherever I go. Now I don’t want to brag, but the Tigers have compiled a pretty sweet 5-0 record, culminating with a drubbing of the University of Colorado Buffaloes. With our poster-boy Chase Daniels having dreams of Heisman in 2007, we here in Life, Love…Sport are having dreams of a BCS bowl this year. While most people will say that the team’s meteoric rise has to do with defense (it does) or offense (very true), I give you another reason why Missouri is ranked and rolling, their kickers have yet to miss an extra point. It is well known that an extra point in football is a gimme play, sort of like the free throw in basketball or the penalty kick in soccer. Of course it’s acceptable to miss once in a blue moon, but more often than not, a PAT should be money in the bank. However, it seems that major football programs forget the fact that you need to have someone to make these kicks. Too often do games in the SEC and other major conferences come down to some pathetic, misshaped guy shanking a PAT or a 20-yard field goal wide right and losing the game. Every D-I school has the opportunity for 85 scholarships for the football team, can’t they find one guy that can make field goals? Is it that difficult to look for a kicker who can make a PAT? Meanwhile, schools like Louisiana Tech, Troy University and South Dakota State, hardly football powerhouses, seem to find all the good kickers. What’s their secret? I have a dream that one day we should all be treated to a game that doesn’t come down to a nervous freshman trying to kick a 30-yarder in front of a full house. Is that too much to ask? In other news, hockey has started again! Let’s just move on. The baseball playoffs are upon us. Which means it’s just another autumn of answering A-Rod choke questions, listening to fans complain about terrible umpires and watching the Oakland A’s lose another divisional series. Let the spectacle begin! The LLS loves fights in sports, it’s a welcome diversion from the rules and regulation of organized sports. However, even I looked on in horror as Albert Haynesworth ripped off the helmet of Dallas center Andre Gurode and stomped on his head. Not only was he fined and suspended, but his reputation has been destroyed. And fittingly, an issue that started with a moronic publicist ends with a moronic player. Final Fact: Quarterback Rating Formula a= (((Comp/Att) * 100) -30) / 20 b= ((TDs/Att) * 100) / 5 c= (9.5 - ((Int/Att) * 100)) / 4 d= ((Yards/Att) - 3) / 4 QB Rating= (a + b + c + d)/ .06 Maystrovsky’s column appears weekly. He can be reached at dmaystrovsky@campustimes. org. Athlete of the Week — Aaron Molisani CLASS: 2007 SPORT: Football HIGH SCHOOL: Canadaigua Academy, Canadaigua, NY. MAJOR: Mechanical Engineering IDEAL DAY OFF: Breaking backboards on NBA JAM, watching Predator, talking to my lovely girlfriend on the phone. FAVORITE OTHER SPORT: Basketball. FAVORITE BOOK: “To Be the Man” By Ric Flair FAVORITE MOVIE: “Happy Gilmore” PLANS AFTER COLLEGE: work for a couple of years. EXPECTATIONS FOR THE SEASON: win the league, make a statement in the playoffs FAVORITE ATHLETIC MEMORY: beating Johns Hopkins WHY AARON IS THE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK:Aaron ran for the winning touchdown in Rochester’s win over St. Lawerence. This Week in Sports THURSDAY FRIDAY • Field Hockey at Vassar College, 4 p.m. SATURDAY • Men’s Cross Country at the Nazareth Invitational, 11 a.m. • Women’s Cross Country at the Nazareth Invitational, 11 a.m. • Football vs. Kings Point, 1 p.m. • Women’s Tennis at the Liberty League Championships at St. Lawrence University, 1 p.m. • Field Hockey at RPI, 1 p.m. SATURDAY (cont) MONDAY SUNDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY • Women’s Soccer vs. • Golf at the Nazareth/ • Volleyball vs. SUNY GenBrandeis University, 5 p.m. Fisher Fall Shootout, TBA. eseo, 7 p.m. • Men’s Soccer vs. Brandeis University, 7 p.m. • Golf at the Nazareth/Fish- • Field Hockey at SUNY er Fall Shootout, TBA. Geneseo, 4 p.m. • Women’s Tennis at the Liberty League Championships, 1 p.m. • Volleyball Tri-Match at Elmira, 1 p.m. SPORTS CAMPUS TIMES PAGE 20 THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2006 ’Jackets golf wins Liberty League championship COURTESY OF UR ATHLETICS Junior Stephen Goodridge claimed Co-Player of the Year honors at this year’s tourney. BY JOHN SERAFINI CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Throw some water on the UR golf team because they are on fire. For the first time in the Liberty League Tournament’s history, the Yellowjackets stood atop the leaderboard, just one stroke ahead of competitor Skidmore College. Hosted by Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, the Liberty League Tournament was comprised of a modest field of six colleges and universities. It is typically a two day event but, due to rain, the teams were only able to squeeze in one round of golf. The Yellowjackets carded a 290 to Skidmore’s 291, which was enough for the team to bring home the title. “It is always good to beat Skidmore and, hopefully, we can make this a habit,” head coach Rich Johnson said. Junior Stephen Goodridge ended his first round performance at the top of the pack with a 70. He shared that position with Skidmore rookie Chris Dejon. The top performance earned both stars the Co-Player of the Year Award and selection for First Team All-Liberty Honors, an honor bestowed to players who are among the top five finishers in the tournament. This title is not new to Goodridge, who was chosen for the team after finishing as runner-up in last year’s tournament. Joining Goodridge on the team are sophomore John Pecor and senior Chris Wuest, who both turned in a 73 on the course this past weekend. Their fifth place finishes in the tournament helped round out the First Team which consisted of three Yellowjacket players, the other two being from Skidmore. “Jon bounced back nicely from a disappointing tournament at Williams College this past weekend,” Johnson said. “Nothing surprising from Chris’s performance except that he continued his steady play, which is why I am impressed with him this year.” The Yellowjackets didn’t just fill up the First Team, some of their other talented players landed spots on the Second Team All-Liberty Honors roster too. Senior Joe Derrigo and freshman sensation Bran- don Isobe both cupped a 74, ranking them 7th on the tournament’s scoreboard. Senior Robert Sherman missed the cut by one stroke, shooting a 76, just one behind golfer Chris Felix from St. Lawrence University, though Sherman’s 12th place finish contributed to the Yellowjackets’ tournament title when he placed one stroke better than Skidmore College’s Matt Canavan. Junior Matt Cairo also failed to make the cut, but he did score a 78. The Yellowjackets are down to just two more tournaments this fall and have shown no real signs of faltering. They’re constantly competing for the top finishes in every tournament and have played unmatched, save for a few select competitors among the elite group. Right now the Yellowjackets are looking to stay strong this 2006 year and will do so at the Nazareth/Fisher Fall Shootout hosted by Nazareth College and St. John Fisher College this upcoming Meliora Weekend. Serafini can be reached at [email protected]. BY DAVE MAYSTROVSKY CAMPUS TIMES STAFF The men’s tennis team had an eventful weekend at the ITA Northeast Regional Championships at Vassar College. The trip was highlighted by juniors Thanos Kantarelis and Eric Hansen, who took home the doubles title. By winning the regional championship, they now qualify for the national championship that is held later in October in Florida. They started their run by beating McDonald and Slattery of St. Lawrence University, 8-4. Following that match, they defeated Kabra and Tehven of Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute, 8-5. In the quarterfinals, they dominated Ferriere and Ball of The College of New Jersey, 8-0, then beat Patil and Mattelson of host Vassar, 8-5, in the semifinal round of competition. They took the trophy home by defeating Dwyer and Satkowski of St. Lawrence, 8-5. The other doubles teams didn’t have the same luck, but still did reasonably well in competition. Mike Burger and Brian Bowman advanced to the second round and lost to Bawa and Rusinkiewicz of Stevens Tech, 8-4. Jeff Titcombe and Aaron Gettinger played a highly contested match and eventually lost to Bratt and Goodman of SUNY Oneonta, 9-8, in the first round. In the singles draw, Thanos Kantarelis went the furthest by advancing to the round of 16. He cruised through the first two rounds with scores of 8-1 and 6-0, 7-5 but was beaten by Ferriere 6-2, 7-6 (3). Aaron Gettinger lost in the second round 6-2, 6-2, while Burger, Titcombe and Bowman all fell in the first round. Burger and Bowman were both defeated 8-2, while Titcombe fell by an 8-4 score. All first round matches were shorted due to rain. “We had a very good weekend,” Khvalina said. “One of our goals every fall is to qualify for Small College Nationals. We had a doubles team that did that by winning the regional tournament. They earned All-American accolades and a trip to Florida to play in the 8-team field with the other regional winners.” The season ends next week Kantarelis and Hansen travel to Fort Myers, Fla. to compete against the best in the country. Maystrovsky can be reached at dmaystro @campustimes.org. Molisani, Bielecki shine in victory UR doubles team captures ITA title BY TIM BRACKNEY CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Senior quarterback Aaron Molisani and junior running back Matt Bielecki combined to score three touchdowns, all on the ground, to lead the Yellowjackets past St. Lawrence University, 19-18. Molisani scored the game winning touchdown with less than a minute left to put the ’Jackets on top. The win brought their record to 3-2 (1-1). Similar to last week’s game against Union College, Molisani replaced freshman starter Kapps Killingstad at the beginning of the fourth quarter. Unlike last week’s match, however, Molisani was able to lead the team to victory capping off a 13play, 73-yard drive with a four yard scamper into the end zone. The Yellowjackets relied heavily on the team’s ground game, rushing the ball 36 times for 169 yards. Bielecki accounted for 104 of those yards and two touchdowns. He is now second in the Liberty League in rushing yards and has been the team’s workhorse all year. The defense was led by senior defensive lineman Pat Gallagher and fellow senior linebacker Jason Goeller. Gallagher led the team with 11 tackles, two sacks and a forced fumble while Goeller racked up another sack of his own to bring his total to six on the year. The ’Jackets headed into the third quarter looking to build on their 7-6 lead, but hit a snag when sophomore return man Mike Sondericker fumbled a punt and St. Lawrence recovered the football at the Rochester 40-yard line. All the Saints needed was one play and a bit of trickery to put them in the lead. The team caught the Yellowjackets off guard with a wide receiver screen pass that found a Saints receiver wide open down field for a touchdown. That single play put the Saints up 12-7. After missing an extra point earlier in the first half, St. Lawrence decided to try and go for a two point conversion, which failed as well. Both those mistakes would prove to be decisive at the end of the game. On the Yellowjackets’ next possession, they responded with a 7-play, 57-yard drive of their own taking back the lead, 13-7. The drive could have been accurately termed, “Give the ball to Bielecki,” as the ’Jackets literally did just that, handing him the ball all seven plays. Bielecki finished off the Saints’ defense with an athletic leap into the endzone over the pile at the line of scrimmage for the score. St. Lawrence would score yet again at the end of the third quarter, putting them up 1813. After the touchdown, the Saints recovered an onside kick, putting the UR defense back on the field on consecutive possessions. With momentum seemingly swinging away from the ’Jackets and toward the Saints, a tired defense found inspiration in the intensity from senior leader Gallagher. After getting the team pumped up in the huddle, the defense forced a three and out possession, with Gallagher coming up with two of the stops himself. On second down, Molisani looked to freshman wide receiver Zach Ingoldsby for a 10-yard gain, but the receiver dropped a very catchable pass. On a crucial third down play, the ’Jackets needed a first down if they SEE VICTORY, PAGE 17 JEFF LEVY • CAMPUS TIMES STAFF Junior Jay Jay Vanderstyne goes up for a catch Saturday. Women’s Soccer posts two blowout wins — 18 Stevens places first at Geneseo XC meet — 18