Untitled - Bryan Hale

White ‘n Nerdy
They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking
I’m so White N’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
I wanna roll withThe gangsters
But so far they all think
I’m too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Really, really white n’ nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I’m a Champion of DND
MC Escher that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You’ll find they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at minesweeper I can play for
days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re
gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin’ so fast I’ll set the place
ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well, I’m number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping
pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon
Here’s the part I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I’m
white n’ nerdy!
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy
I’d like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it’s apparent I’m too
White n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
How’d I get so white n’ nerdy?
I’ve been browsing, inspectin’
X-men comics you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect ‘em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves
me bored
Shopping online for deals on some
writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you
ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who
do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the
GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble
wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin’
freaky!
I’m nerdy in the extreme and whiter
than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and
even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause
I’m so white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
Just because I’m white n’ nerdy
All because I’m white n’ nerdy
Holy cow I’m white n’ nerdy
I wanna bowl withthe gangsters
but oh well it’s obvious I’m
white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Think I’m just too white n’ nerdy
I’m just too white n’ nerdy
Look at me I’m white n’ nerdy!
Smells Like Nirvana
What is this song all about?
Can’t figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you’d tell me, I don’t know
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know...
Now I’m mumblin’ and I’m screamin’
And I don’t know what I’m singin’
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin’
I still don’t know what I’m singin’
We’re so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah
It’s unintel-ligible
I just can’t get it through my skull
It’s hard to bargle nawdle zouss(?)
With all these marbles in my mouth
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know...
Well, we don’t sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we’re Nirvana
Sing distinctly? We don’t wanna
Buy our album, we’re Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raising cattle
Yeah
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet’s so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, nevermind
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know, oh no
Don’t know, don’t know, don’t know...
Well, I’m yellin’ and we’re playin’
But I don’t know what I’m sayin’
What’s the message I’m conveyin’?
Can you tell me what I’m sayin’?
So have you got some idea?
Didn’t think so -- Well, I’ll see ya
Sayonara, sayonara
Ayonawa, odinawa
Odinaya, yodinaya
Yaddayadda, yaaahyaaah
Ayaaaaaah!
Perform This Way
My mama told me when I was
hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble
dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I’m hard
to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I’ll poke your eye out with a dress
like this
Back off and enjoy the show!
I’m sure my critics will say it’s a
grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
I might be wearin’ Swiss cheese or
maybe covered with bees
It doesn’t mean I’m crazy -- I perform
this way
Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots
‘cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don’t worry, I’m okay... hey, I just
perform this way
I’m not crazy, I perform this way
I’ll be a troll or evil queen
I’ll be a human jelly bean
‘Cause every day is Halloween
For me...
I’m so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I’ll wrap my small intestines ‘round
my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I’ll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I’ll sing in
French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut
the cheese?)
Got my straight jacket today, it’s
made of gold lamé
No, not because I’m crazy - I perform
this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover
myself with raw meat
I’ll bet you’ve never seen a skirt steak
worn this way
Dead Car Battery Blues
My mama told me when I was hatched
Act like a superstar
Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
And someday you will go far
Now on red carpets, well, I’m hard to miss
The press follows everywhere I go
I’ll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Back off and enjoy the show!
I’m sure my critics will say it’s a grotesque display
Well, they can bite me, baby -- I perform this way
I might be wearin’ Swiss cheese or maybe covered with bees
It doesn’t mean I’m crazy -- I perform this way
Ooo, my little monsters pay... lots ‘cause I perform this way
Baby, I perform this way
Ooo, don’t worry, I’m okay... hey, I just perform this way
I’m not crazy, I perform this way
I’ll be a troll or evil queen
I’ll be a human jelly bean
‘Cause every day is Halloween
For me...
I’m so completely original
My new look is all the rage
I’ll wrap my small intestines ‘round my neck
And set fire to myself on stage
I’ll wear a porcupine on my head
On a W-H-I-M
And for no reason now I’ll sing in French
Excusez-moi, Qui a pété? (Who cut the cheese?)
Got my straight jacket today, it’s made of gold lamé
No, not because I’m crazy - I perform this way
I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
I’ll bet you’ve never seen a skirt steak worn this way
Don’t be offended when you see
My latest pop monstrosity
I’m strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
I’m Frankenstein, I’m Avatar
There’s nothing too embarrassing
I’ll honestly do anything
But wear white after Labor Day
‘Cause baby, I perform this way
Party In The CIA
I moved out to Langley recently
with a plain and simple dream
want to infiltrate some third world place
and topple their regime
those men in black with their matching
suitcases
where everything’s on a need to know basis
agents got that swagger
everyone’s so cloak and dagger
I’m feeling nervous but I’m really kinda
wishing
for an undercover mission
that’s when the red alert came on the radio
and I put my ear piece on
got my dark sunglasses on
and I had my weapon drawn
so I got my handcuffs
my cyanide pills
my classified dossier
tapping the phones like yeah
shredding the files like yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies I gotta
neutralize today
yeah it’s a party in the CIA
I’ve done a couple of crazy things that have
almost got me dismissed
like terminate some head of state that wasn’t
even on my list
burn that microfilm, buddy, will you?
I’d tell you why but then I’d have to kill you
you need a quickie confession?
will start a water boarding session
no hurry on that South American dictator
I’ll assassinate him later
that’s when he walked in my laser sights
and my silencer was on
and my silencer was on
and another target’s gone
yeah we got our black ops all over the world
from Kazakhstan to Bombay
paying the bribes like yeah
plugging the leaks like yeah
interrogating the scum of the earth
we’ll break ‘em by the break of day
Yoda Chant
da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
(repeat)
dit dit da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna da
terrigada dit na giggiteeta cut
teeta guddygayna
da din din da
da din din da
na tin tin na
da din din da
boom shakalakalaka
boom shakalakalaka
nyaaaaaaaaaa-ahh boom
Homina
Homina
Homina homina homina
ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow
ba ba oom mow mow
ba ba oom mow ma mow
Mmmmmmmmmm doggie
[turn neck to left, make cracking
sound]
Heh he heh
La la la, nice lady
cutta cutta cutta cutta
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta
cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta
cuddadit
naw nay daw
cuttyta nogayna noggy teeta
cuddadit
naw nay
da da cuddagudda dit
naw cuh-ta
(repeat 6x)