Happenings

play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score.
drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play.
score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score.
drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play.
score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score.
drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play.
score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink. play. score. drink.
The Official Newsletter of NAKID • April 17th, 2008
A
s always, Drinking Day took things to awhole-nother level this past week as both
bars were packed, drunkball was played,
and ladies were on the bar. Let’s keep it up
and keep the party rolling like we know you all can. It’s
true, you make us so proud!
Just a note that NAKID Yards will be on sale for $2
at the bars after the late games. The bars are not selling
them, NAKID is, so just be on the lookout for them
floating around. You buy ‘em and the bars will keep
‘em for ya (after you write you name on the bottom).
You can get Captain, Parrot Bay, Smirinoff, and Cuervo drinks for just $4.95 in them!
This week look for the ice luge outside and stock
up on those NAKID shots at My Brother’s Place
(they are blue and only $2.50) and ice luge the night
away!
Happenings
F 18
Happy Hour @ Millie & Al’s
S 19
Flip Cup Tournament
S 20
Sunday Kickball & Flag Football
M 21
Make fun of your Boss day
T 22
School Night Kickball
W 23
Hump day, people and work
T 24
Drinking Night Kickball
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 17th, 2008 • 2
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, More Beer
B IS
G
EO
EO
RD
Mike, Booze on First
The veritable BoF leader was last
sen at the bar passed out in a
chair, but that’s not the end of
the story. After he somewhow got
him he was too drunk to let himself
into his building and was asleep
outside of it until his roommate got
in. The next morning he woke up
wondering how he got him and
mud on his face. It’s called NAKID
kickball night! Congrats Mike!
Remember winners of Lush/Lushette of the Week get not only the coveted NAKID
Lush patch to proudly display on their shirt (or anywhere else that they want).
They also win 2 passes on the Boomerang Bus! www.ridetheboomerang.com
Katie, Jerry Curl and the Activators
Katie was in mid-season form this past week
as the jello shots were flowing and she was
up on the bar. Also, we got this message
from her Friday morning: at 11:34am on
April 11th, 2008
“Thought you would be amused to know that I am
in fact, still drunk.”
We are proud Katie, tell mom to send you
more flowers, you are again Lush of the
Week!
The Weekly Brew ● www.playnakid.com
April 15, 2008 ● 3
Friday, April 18th
Happy Hour at Millie & Al’s
Our first Happy Hour of spring '08 is this Friday at Millie and Al's at 6:30 in Adams
Morgan. We had almost 50 people there last time and it was a blast. Also, much
singing at Peyote Cafe afterward. It's like the Clarendon Ballroom of DC Happy
Hours, who's in? Cheap beer, $1 Jello shots and more. Join us at Millie and Al's on
Friday for what is always a great time. Oh yeah, karaoke too! Let's see how many
NAKIDs we can get there, and as you know early on the free jello shots flow.
For those that need to arrive later, NAKID Happy Hours last a loooooong time!
Saturday, April 26th
DC United Gets NAKID
We are heading to RFK to see the DC United play the Real Salt Lake team. We
will have tickets on about the 40 yard line (in football terms) and at the 200 level.
Our section will be all NAKIDs. And that is all well and good and would be fun. But
this is NAKID and that’s not enough.
Soooo, we will have 2 tents for our NAKID people. In these tents will be beer/
soda/water, flip cup tables, and food. You arrive a couple of hours before game time and help us take on
everyone in the parking lot in flip cup. You eat, you drink, then you go watch the game. After the game we
will still be set up for post-game festivities. All of this for just $27 (you must pay in advance via the link).
Bring your friends, bring family, and let’s have some fun! We need 20 people to make this deal work - that
should be cake. Right off the Stadium/Armory Metro on the Blue and Orange Lines.
PS: Anyone with a large grill that can bring it and/or anyone who can help us transport supplies will get in
for free. Contact us first.
Saturday, May 3
Drinking Day/School Night
Midseason Party
Free for DD and SN NAKIDs, $5 for Sunday NAKIDs, $10 for
guests. Details are being worked out but it will be free beer
all night. Themes being accepted as well.
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
T H U R S D A Y
April 17th, 2008 • 4
D R I N K I N G
N I G H T
R E C A P :
6:15
Swallows and We’ll Kick Yo Balls tied
each other at 5-5. Barely Legal held
on for an 8-7 win over Dramaholics
Anonymous. Friends with Benefits held off
the dark and Lookin to Score for a 12-11
win. And pur-PLE defended theit NAKID
crown with a 3-2 win over Jerry Curl and
the Activators.
7:15
A couple of ties in the later games
as Kickball Causes Cougar Attacks and
Neumann’s ended up 3-3 and Spitzer
The bar scene was typical of our
great Drinking Dayers as we had both
bars packed to the hilt and jello shots all
over the place. Keep it up Drinking Day
and show everyone in NAKID how it’s
done!that will happen this week.
Booze on First finished their first game
without giving up a run in beating Team
Vorsight by a final of 8-0. The Medicine
Balls had a close game over Stage
5 Clingers with a 5-3 win. Just the Tip
showed their dominance with a 5-0 win
over Evil Shenanigans.
Our first Happy Hour
of spring ‘08 is this Friday at
Millie and Al’s at 6:30 in Adams
Morgan.
We had almost 50 people there
last time and it was a blast. Also,
much singing at Peyote Cafe
afterward. It’s like the Clarendon
Ballroom of DC Happy Hours,
who’s in? Cheap beer, $1 Jello
shots and more. Join us at Millie
and Al’s on Friday for what is
always a great time. Oh yeah,
karaoke too!
Let’s see how many NAKIDs we
can get there, and as you know
early on the free jello shots flow.
For those who need to arrive
later, NAKID Happy Hours last a
looooooong time.
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
“
September 26, 2007 • 5
I don’t remember saying that!!!!
”
He just ended a 5 year long virginity streak
Banning, Kickball Causes Cougar Attacks
Hello, delicousness in my mouth!
Angie, Spitzer Swallows
Beer is better than a woman because when
you tap a keg it keeps coming and coming
Sean, Kickball Causes Cougar Attacks
My roommate is so hot I can’t go to sleep
without touching her boobs
Katie, Jerry Curl and the Activators
Someone’s gettin’ anal tonight! Robin, Friends with Benefits
Five Questions
1. Why did you join NAKID?
To hook up
2. Fave vaca spot:
Anywhere I can get naked
3. Shaved? Why not?
4. Ever had sex in public? Duh
5. Cup size? DD
Angie
Angie,
CarltonSpitzer
Banks
Swallows
Dance Academy
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
September 26, 2007 • 6
Lots of people playing with themselves for too long and lots of people playing
games with more than 7 people makes the Magic 8 Ball mad. You don't want
her mad. The official rules for NAKID flip cup were in last week's Brew so just
review them and make an effort to do things that way. Flip cup is a huge
deal in NAKID, so you definitely want your skillz to be sharpened and ready.
The trophy for kickball is about 5 feet tall; the one for flip cup is over 6 feet.
You see where we're going. This week's standings:
6:15
1. Just the Tip - Probably the best
2. Evil Shenanigans - Pretty good.
3. Booze on First - Come on!
4. Team Vorsight - Eh.
5. Medicine Balls - Didn’t see them.
7:15
1. Ball Busters - Despite reffing, still out in force!
2. pur-PLE - Good but better than BB?
3. Kickball Causes Cougar Attacks - Could lose their title.
4. Dramaholics Anonyomous - Still decent.
5. Jerry Curl and the Activators - Very good.
6. Friends with Benefits - Need to play more
7. Lookin to Score - New, but lookin good.
8. Barely Legal - Need to see more.
9. Neumann’s - Might be good.
10. We’ll Kick Yo Balls - Eh.
11. Spitzer Swallows - Come on!
12. There’s a Party in My Pants - Too few to measure.
The Weekly Brew ● www.playnakid.com
April 15, 2008 ● 7
2nd Annual NAKID Scavenger Hunt
T
he second NAKID/Boomerang Scavenger Hunt was this past Saturday
and was our biggest and best one yet.
With every team out in colors and some
looking hotter than others (check out
Pladi-pussy and En Fuego) we had 19
squads ready to hit the streets and drink
some beer.
Our first area was Chinatown and most
teams hit Hooters for their pictures and
pyramids. A number of teams were spotted at the Rocket Bar looking for their
games menu and some mooning the cameras while other were bribing judge Angel. A few $2 bills (yes, that was Kathy
standing on the corner yelling to see who
had any) and some notes written
in Chinese and it was off to our next
stop.
With the beers still flowing we arrived in
Georgetown for flip cup games at Rhino
Bar as teams were literally running to get
over there. Lookin' to Score and the
pink team played well and racked up
some nice points. Meantime the green
team was spotted chasing down a British guy for a picture and team ROYGBIV was cracking
up the police outside of the Four Seasons before boarding the bus.
8
Sc
a
v
e
n
g
e
rHu
n
t
‘
0
8Wi
n
n
e
r
s
!