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The Official Newsletter of NAKID • April 24th, 2008
A
s always, Drinking Day continues to lead
the way for NAKID.
As this season rolls along take a few
seconds to think about the fall season and
whether or not your team will be returning or you’ll be
starting one of your own! If so, please let us know as
fall reg will be opening in less that a month and we give
first priority (and a nice discount the first few days) to
returning NAKIDs.
In other news, we are closing in on a venue
(looks like RFD) and a theme (Tres de Mayo) for the
midseason party. Odds are we will have an AWESOME raffle too so stay tuned for details. We still
have a few spots open for the DC United game
Saturday and are working on a third bus for the Wine
Festival.
Happenings
F 18
Happy Hour @ Millie & Al’s
S 19
Flip Cup Tournament
S 20
Sunday Kickball & Flag Football
M 21
Go to work Drunk Day
T 22
School Night Kickball
W 23
Buy underwear to replace the
ones you lost day
T 24
Drinking Night Kickball
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 24th, 2008 • 2
Events You Don’t Want to Miss
Saturday, April 26th
DC United Get NAKID
We are heading to RFK to see the DC United play the Real
Salt Lake team. We will have tickets on about the 40 yard
line (in football terms) and at the 200 level. Our section will
be all NAKIDs. And that is all well and good and would be
fun. But this is NAKID and that’s not enough.
Soooo, we will have 2 tents for our NAKID people. In these
tents will be beer/soda/water, flip cup tables, and food. You
arrive a couple of hours before game time and help us take
on everyone in the parking lot in flip cup. You eat, you drink,
then you go watch the game. After the game we will still
be set up for post-game festivities. All of this for just $27 (you
must pay in advance via the link). Bring your friends, bring
family, and let’s have some fun! We need 20 people to make this deal work - that should
be cake.
Right off the Stadium/Armory Metro on the Blue and Orange Lines.
PS Anyone with a large grill that can bring it and/or anyone who can help us transport
supplies will get in for free. Contact us first.
Saturday, May 3rd
Drinking Day/School Night Midseason Party
Free for DD and SN NAKIDs, $5 for Sunday NAKIDs, $10 for
guests. Details are being worked out but it will be free beer all night.
Okay, here's the deal: Tres de Mayo is our theme. Meaning will be
decorated for fiestas, siestas, and fun. We will have free Blue Moon
and Coors Light all night (8pm-2am). We will have a pinata for you
to whack at, it will be filled with raffle tickets. We will also allow
you to buy an arm's length of tickets for $10 as often you want.
What would you but these for? Well, this is NAKID and we have a
theme sooooo..
AT MIDNIGHT WE ARE RAFFLING OFF A CRUISE PLUS AIRFARE TO MEXICO!!! iT'S TRUE!
We will work out the dates with the winner but this is true people so get your tickets early and often. ONLY
NAKIDs can win this, no guests.
Also, just to clarify - all guests will need to pay to attend, whether drinking or not.
Please note: NO TVs and NO flip cup or other drinking games at NAKID parties. Yes, you need to socialize and
dance biotches!
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 24, 2008 • 3
Saturday, May 17th
NAKID at the Preakness
WE LEAVE AT 6AM
It’s true, it was so great last year that NAKID is heading out
for the 133rd Running of The Preakness Stakes at Pimlico.
We will take our great partners, the Boomerang Bus - filled
with beer, there. It’s a long day so be ready to withstand lots of
drinking and what many have described as a once in a lifetime
experience at the Preakness infield!
Feel free to bring blankets and extra beer as well so we can
stake out our place once we are there. The bus will depart from
the Ugly Mug at 6am so we can get there early enough to claim
an area.
This event is now full but check the Meetup page for openings.
Remember you have to buy your own tickets for this event. The
link for that is here: http://www.preakness.com/Ticket+Sales/Infield.htm and the cost is $49.
Five Questions
1. Why did you join NAKID?
All my friends are naked.
2. Ever been tied up during sex? Yes
3. Ever had a threesome? No
4. Fave cookie: Double Choclate Chip
5. Cup size: My cup runneth over!
Five Questions
1. Why did you join NAKID?
Better than W*K*
2. Ever been tied up during sex?
Yes
3. Ever had a threesome?
No, I’ve been asked
4. Fave cookie:
Oatmeal Choclate Chip
5. Cup size: Pitcher!
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 24th, 2008 • 4
Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, Beer, More Beer
Joejin, Dramaholics
Anonymous
Happy Birthday! We saw him
doing countless shots, several
pitchers, and jello shots too.
Joejin was being chased around
with his birthday cake (that’s
on his shirt, not puke as was
reported). His ability to stand up
without assistance was waning at
the end of the night so we give it
to him.
B IS
G
EO
EO
RD
Remember winners of Lush/Lushette of the Week get not only the coveted NAKID
Lush patch to proudly display on their shirt (or anywhere else that they want).
They also win 2 passes on the Boomerang Bus! www.ridetheboomerang.com
Shelley, Ball Busters
She is usually drunk and almost never
wins but this week it’s all hers!
Shelley can always be seen on the
bar or flashing her naughty bits at the
crowd whenever she’s around. And
she is never without a drink. looking
for a good time? Stay close, Shelley
embodies the LOTW!
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
T H U R S D A Y
D R I N K I N G
6:15
The 6:15 battles saw Stage 5 Clingers
beat Gym Class Zeroes, 4-3. The
Medicine Balls won again, this time
over Evil Shenanigans, 4-2. THAT Team
took out Team Vorsight (we might be
changing our name) by a final of 7-4.
7:15
In the late games, Dramaholics
Anonymous bested the Ball Busters, 7-2.
Friends with Benefits continued to roll
over Kickball Causes Wet Socks, 9-2.
“
April 24th, 2008 • 5
”
I don’t remember saying that!!
Ball Busters = pussies
Becka, Ball Busters
They put their cocks in our ass
Mel, Friends with Benefits
I like knob Brendon, pur-PLE
Did you not care about the vagina
because that’s an issue?
Joe, Barely Legal
N I G H T
R E C A P :
There’s a Party in My Pants shut down
Neumann’s, 6-0. Barely Legal showed
out against Spitzer Swallows, 8-0. Jerry
Curl and the Activators did a great job
and took dow We’ll Kick Yo Balls, 6-5.
As always, the bar was rockin’. Look
for the ice luge this week.
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 24, 2008 • 5
What is that game these guys are playing? It’s
Drunkball!
The official game of NAKID kickball is, of course, flip cup.
We love it because it's a team game that goes relatively fast and
allows for a lot of fun. We realize that some people like beer
pong, but we do not. If you have about a half an hour to kill and
only four people looking to play a drinking game it's fine, but
that's not the NAKID scene. So pong will never be endorsed by
NAKID. However, there is a game that combines the speed of flip
cup with the pong-ness of beer pong and it has quickly become
the unofficial game of NAKID - Drunkball.
Most of you have probably never heard of this game, but many
of you have seen it being played. It's the one that has people
diving all over the floor chasing a ball and yelling "Stop". The
game requires a table, four cans (preferably of the Beast), and a
ball. Two players are on either side and if you are on offense one
player is throwing while the other drinks - if the ball hits the other
team's cans. You chug until the defensive team hits the table with
the ball and tells you to stop. The game ends when one team's
cans are empty.
The Brew sat down with the guys who have brought this game
to NAKID: Dave and Joe of Barely Legal and Russ of the
Deceptacles to get some more info on it.
WB: Where did the game come from?
Joe: I knew it when it was called GRDS - Get Really Super
Drunk.
Russ: I used to play it all the time.
Dave: We perpetuated the game on campus (at Dayton).
WB: How long is a typical game?
Dave: About 10 minutes, as the winners get more drunk they tend
to leave.
WB: Is there any difference to being a guy or a
girl?
Russ: guys are better chuggers.
Joe: It’s really chugging paired with hitting, so not
really. Guys tend to be more competitve.
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
April 24, 2008 • 6
Ping, Drink, Stop...Its Drunkball!
WB: What's your best drunkball memory?
Joe: Without stopping I got the ball, yelled stop and hit
the table, spun around and hit the can and the ball went
into another room.
Dave: In Daytona we had tables next to a pool. I caught
the ball while diving into the pool after it, threw it to
Russ, who caught it before I hit the water.
WB: What was your best throw?
Dave: I threw it, hit the can, the ball went into the
ceiling and came back out 7 seconds later!
WB: Your website, www.drunkball.net says this
is a gentleman's game; what does that mean?
Joe: Don't be a dick
Russ: Don't try to cheat, follow the rules, and
don't argue.
WB: What's the best way to learn the game?
Joe: Just watch: ping, drink, stop.
Dave: Ask the people watching the games.
WB: Anything else?
Dave: Last summer we launched www.
drunkball.net amd formalized the rules.
Joe: We are planning for a July tournament at
Hamilton's so check our site for info and to sign
up.
Russ: It's just a truly great game.
NAKID agrees. Drunkball is a lot of fun and we encourage everyone to
try it put at least once. No, it will never overtake flip cup as the NAKID
game of choice, but it's better than beer pong.
The Weekly Brew • www.playnakid.com
Sports
April 24, 2008 • 7
(where the real games are found)
The Magic 8 Ball sees all and knows all so you'd better keep playing at the tables.
Many of you seem to be stuck on playing with yourselves and this is just not going
to help your team. A quick reminder that flip cup is the official game of NAKID, not
kickball. Yes, it's great you won on the field, but what have you done foe the Magic 8
Ball? There are several teams that are not living up to the NAKID way and need to step
it up. This week's standings:
6:15
1. Just the Tip - Good
2. THAT Team - When they play they are a force.
3. Stage 5 Clingers - Need to see more.
4. Evil Shenanigans - Could be good.
5. Team Vorsight - Eh.
6. Gym Class Zeroes - And in flip cup?
7. Booze on First - Much to be desired.
8. Medicine Balls - Just never play
7:15
1. Kickball Causes Wet Socks - Awesome.
2. pur-PLE - A force.
3. Ball Busters - Very good.
4. Lookin to Score - Great even in an off week.
5. Friends with Benefits - A notch below.
6. Barely Legal - Good but need to play the big teams.
7. Jerry Curl and the Activators - Okay.
8. There's a Party in My Pants - Need to see more time at
the tables.
Five Questions
1. Why did you join NAKID?
Friendlier than W*K*
2. Ever been tied up during sex? Of
course
3. Ever had a threesome? No
4. Fave cookie: Peanut Butter Kisses
5. Cup size: Huge
to Score
Jon, Lookin