April 2012 · Issue 22
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April 2012 · Issue 22
April 2012 · Issue 22 Drop into our new Furniture & Electrical Outlet in Milnthorpe We stock a wide range of furniture, electrical and general goods. Free customer parking and open 7 days. Furniture & Electrical Outlet 39 Beetham Road Milnthorpe LA7 7QN “Every penny raised is spent locally providing vital services” Tel 015395 62239 Age UK South Lakeland is a registered charity, no 1141415, and a company limited by guarantee, no 07540805. 2 Age UK South Lakeland Ltd Age UK South Lakeland is a registered charity, no 1141415, and a company limited by guarantee, no 07540805. www.ageuksouthlakeland.org.uk Working with local older people to help them retain their independence and exercise real choice in their lives. Equality and diversity We recognise that everyone has different needs, preferences and abilities, and value diversity among staff and services. Everyone who needs our services should be able to access them, and all information can be obtained in accessible formats. Everyone who we deal with should be treated fairly, with respect and dignity, and no one should suffer any form of discrimination on the grounds of gender, nationality, colour, ethnic origin, disability, sexual orientation, marital status, age, religion or belief. If you have been dissatisfied with a service, feel that you have experienced unfair treatment/discrimination – or think we are doing something well – we would like to hear from you so that we can ensure our offer is right for you and your community. Chief officer Sonia Mangan Chairman Clive Britton Charity address and other contact details as for the Magazine. Resource centres 17 Finkle Street, Kendal LA9 4AB and 19–21 New Market Street, Ulverston LA12 7LQ Retail Grange Shop 015395 34843 Kendal Shop 01539 737617 Ulverston Shop 01229 584706 Windermere Shop 015394 46001 Furniture & Electrical Outlet, Milnthorpe 015395 62239 Furniture Warehouse, Kendal 01539 740657 The Magazine Editor Dr Jonathan Ingram Production & design Brenda Went Advertizing enquiries Amie Fletcher or Sally Bloomer on 01539 814949 Distribution enquiries Vickie Maddison 10 issues of the Magazine are published each year. It is free, part of Age UK South Lakeland’s offer to local older people, and can be picked up from distribution points across South Lakeland. If you’d like a copy, but don’t have any available near to where you live, please let us know. Submissions and correspondence are welcome, and should be sent to the editor. Please always include a full name, postal address and phone number. How to get in touch Tel 01539 728118 Fax 01539 732473 Email [email protected] Post Age UK South Lakeland, 17 Finkle Street, Kendal LA9 4AB The Magazine can also be found at www. ageuksouthlakeland. org.uk, but if you would like to receive a copy in another different, accessible format then please call our helpline on 01539 728180 and we will discuss your needs with you. Sometimes, rather than trying too hard to work out why something is so special, it’s best just to stand back and applaud. Take the paintings by Rex Marsden, who attends our Arnside day club, which grace this issue of the Magazine. And take the amazing response to the Care in Crisis petition, with hundreds and hundreds of people from South Lakeland signing. Such a simple thing, signing a piece of paper, but such a powerful statement. Days clubs and serious campaigning – just two of the special things that Age UK South Lakeland does together with local older people. With those in mind, I hope you will appreciate the sentiment underlying the Magazine’s first leader comment in this issue. Dr Jonathan Ingram Contents 4 Update: Dignity is about a person, not a task • The Artist 10 Roundup: News, Information, Advice, Campaigns • Leader comment: What do we care about? 12 Doctor’s comment: New joints for old • Langdale lamb 14 Letters & emails • Days in the life 17 There’s talk of an iceberg • A recce of recent wrecks 19 Rattlebag • Dinner for 1: Twice baked cheese soufflés 20 Sounding off: Call of the wild • Ernest’s Diary 22 Competition quiz: Cumbria and Cumbrians • Diary April & May Cover ‘Looks Like an MRI Scan’ by Rex Marsden. There were two models: Rex’s wife Carole and his dementia support worker. A photo was taken with them facing the side of a house, and this is the result. More on page 6. Endorsement and copyright We do our utmost to ensure the Magazine is accurate. However, inclusion of any information source does not necessarily imply endorsement by Age UK South Lakeland, and we will not be liable for the use of any content. Furthermore, views expressed do not necessarily reflect Age UK South Lakeland policy. No material may be amended or published elsewhere without the permission of the editor. Third party advertising organisations are carefully monitored. However, these are not specifically endorsed by, and do not reflect the views of, Age UK South Lakeland. We cannot be held accountable for any use made of advertised content. We do not allow advertising within editorial content, except where there are specific links to Age UK South Lakeland products and services. 3 Update Dignity is about a person, not a task Early March saw the publication of a report and recommendations that was a result of combined efforts by three organisations: Age UK, the NHS Confederation and the Local Government Association. The report is a ‘call to arms’ to stop, absolutely, all practice which has a negative impact on the care and support for older people who spend time in both care homes and hospitals. The report has more than 35 recommendations that if implemented could make a real difference to the lives of all of us. Readers will recall that Age UK South Lakeland held a listening event last May here in our area for older people and managers from the local hospitals trust to talk about experiences of care and dignity. People spoke about many issues: Poor management of systems and procedures. Poor communication channels, and unclear lines of accountability and responsibility. Vital diagnostic information of various kinds, including recent scans and x-rays, being unavailable at the time needed by consultants. Lack of joined-up working practices between mental health services and hospital medical wards. Inadequate dementia awareness on medical wards in acute hospitals. Food and nutrition issues including food being put out of reach, personal dietary preferences not being provided and food arriving in an unsuitable form or packaged inaccessibly. Also, for patients in need of help with eating and drinking, evidence of those people not being provided with assistance. National pressure Dianne Jeffrey CBE DL, chair of Age UK and co-chair of the national Dignity in Care commission, said: 4 ‘Solving the problems will require the consistent application of good practice and the rooting out of poor care. But we also need to trigger a major cultural shift in the way everyone in care thinks about dignity to ensure it is person-centred and not task-focused. ‘This will require empowered leadership on the ward and in the care home, as well as in the boardroom. It will mean changing the way we recruit and develop staff so they have the right values as well as skills. ‘We have to do much more to listen and respond to patients and residents. The care system must bar the way to prejudice, and keep our services free from language that belittles older people and causes them to be seen as a burden. Hospitals and care homes should be beacons to the rest of the community, demonstrating how we are all the richer when older people are respected, valued and celebrated. ‘Achieving all this will mean changing the way we design, pay for and monitor services that provide dignified care as the numbers of older people in care continues to grow.’ Local needs Locally we are still keen to hear about your experiences and it would be great if you could get in touch by letter, email or phone. Jonathan Ingram, the editor of the Magazine and also the coordinator of our local campaign activity, can be contacted via the helpline on 01539 728180. We are hoping that in the next month we can have a discussion with Sir David Henshaw, the new chair of the University Hospitals of Morecambe Bay NHS Trust, to discuss the report and our findings from last year. Jonathan and Barbara Matthews, a trustee of Age UK South Lakeland, represented the charity on 6 March at the mass lobby of central government. They presented Tim Farron MP with Care in Crisis petitions from local people requesting reform of the current care system. As you are aware the reforms are not just about the systems by which we pay for care in later life – one in four of us can expect to spend up to £100,000 on care – but also what support we can expect from the state. We have a growing older population which is wonderful and cause for celebration. But some people, as they get older, need support and we continue to be one of the lowest spending countries on social care and support. We have been challenging locally on the issues which we know matter to older people, but have not been successful in mitigating some of the impact of the deep spending cuts locally. For example, older people who access services like day care have seen a rise in their transport costs from zero to £1.50 per mile. As we all know, older people need to cover a lot of miles to get to services in South Lakeland – so £1.50 per mile is a substantial cost. This is, of course, on top of the loss of some services and increases in charges in others. Please continue to talk to us about the things that are important to you. Our newly opened shop is there to raise funds so that we are here every day – so we continue to be able to provide the support people in the community of South Lakeland need. Thank you. Sonia Mangan Chief officer, Age UK South Lakeland We need your support We will continue to lobby and influence, but we need your support. You can still sign the Care in Crisis petition at one of our shops, at your lunch club, or by visiting our website www.ageuksouthlakeland.org.uk Join us and enjoy the ride! VOLUNTEERS WANTED SHOP VOLUNTEERS People to help in our shops in Grange, Kendal, Ulverston and Windermere, our Furniture Warehouse in Kendal and our new Furniture & Electrical Outlet in Milnthorpe. Our new Furniture & Electrical Outlet in Beetham Road, Milnthorpe is an exciting new venture for us. It’s already buzzing since the opening on 2 March with shoppers enjoying what’s on offer – not just furniture and electrical items, but also clothing and accessories, books, unusual gifts (and more). Local MP Tim Farron cut the ribbon – before having a go on the children’s train ride along with chief officer Sonia Mangan! Age UK South Lakeland is a busy charity that could not exist without its many volunteers. We rely on over 200 people of all ages who give generously of their time. Shop volunteers are a vital part of the team – people like you can use your skills, experience and energy to help us raise much needed funds. Every penny we raise in our shops in South Lakeland is spent on our local services for older people. There are lots of other areas in which we need volunteers as well – whatever your talents or interests, we’re sure to find something that you’d enjoy doing and which would help us. And remember, volunteering is a great way to... Stay active and learn new skills. Expand and share your knowledge and experience. Make good use of your free time. Improve your social life… and have fun! Another reason to volunteer might be if you’re looking for paid employment – it’s a good way of keeping your CV current, gaining experience and improving your chances at interviews. Whatever your motivation, you’ll be working as part of a team, contributing directly to a locally appreciated charity and, as soon as you start, feeling good about putting something back into the community. Jean Park Volunteer support officer HANDY PERSON We want someone who can get round to our shops and help in our offices as well. Use of own vehicle would be best. LEAFY LEDGES VOLUNTEERS We particularly need people who could help make the planting troughs, perhaps in their own workshop or garage. People who can grow plants would be good too. We also need Bridge Builders, offering shortterm support to people; benefit support volunteers, helping people with applications for benefits; and a computer trainer to teach basic computing skills. If you would like to talk about any of these roles, please call Jean Park on 01539 728118. 5 6 Self Importance. A self-portrait, with Rex shown painting himself as he used to be, as chairman of the town council in Windermere The Artist ‘Getting old is not a problem. Getting old is... it’s a wonderful time of reminiscence ... So I don’t watch a lot of television ... don’t read the paper. Not interested in football scores... you know ... And you can’t drive, they take your licence away, so ... But it’s fun. Life’s... to be lived, isn’t it? It’s a canvas... and every day, you just [motions with his hand, as if with a brush on an easel] add a bit more on to your life...’ A portrait of South Lakeland artist Rex Marsden. Interview: Jonathan Ingram I am about to meet an artist, but I have to get there in one piece first – I am driving, concentrating hard, as there is packed and rutted ice on the road. The way I have come, through Sandside, skirts the ever-widening sands and shallow waters, like ice floes, that will soon become the sheer expanse of Morecambe Bay out beyond Arnside. Snow has fallen this cold February week, so the sweeping landscape now is of pristine curving snowfields on the low sandbanks alternating with broad, calm – and slowly moving – sea. Glinting in the sun and reflecting a blue, blue sky, if this place and point in time could be captured by an artist it would be a landscape painting like no other. It is achingly beautiful. I am about to meet an artist, it is true. But it is also true that, for this artist, the art is intimately bound up with coping with an illness. It comes across in Rex’s first words after we are introduced. ‘I was just having me 40 winks ... I keep this up to date [hands me a black portfolio binder] ... so that everything about me is here ... It’s Painting with Dementia ... ‘My daughter started it and the carers I have... It’s about pictures ...’ In the next hour or so, tiredness is something we return to again as part of the illness. And we also return to art as part of the illness. But we don’t stop there. Rex reflects on the pleasures of life and of creating art, the complex emotions of growing old and his changing ambitions... even, more mundanely – and with a lot of laughter – on the Magazine you hold in your hands now and on the day club in which we sit. And where we sit, in Age UK South Lakeland’s Arnside day club at Crossfield House, is rather special. It’s a large high L-shaped room, with many pictures on the walls – warm, light and with a gentle hubbub of chatter from just past our sofa beyond the crook of the L. There is a small group there, ensconced in a part of the space surrounded by windows that look out, from high up, over the same view I passed half an hour previously. A view that is beautiful still. But our spot is blessed with the comfort of companionship of these others, while allowing us space to talk quietly. We look at some of the pages in the binder. I see one I recognise. ‘This one was on my... My grandma had this one on her wall.’ ‘Oh yes, The Hay Wain ... They’re all here, but they’re not all on display ...’ Many of the pictures are copies of famous artworks. Artworks so famous, in fact, that recognition will come frequently to everyone: The Laughing Cavalier by Frans Hals. Vermeer’s Girl With a Pearl Earring. Leonardo da Vinci’s fresco of The Last Supper. The list goes on – Millais, Turner, Rembrandt... they’re all here. And it is just a few pages of the portfolio that we are looking at. ‘If it’s not in there, it didn’t happen... [laughter]’ It is Rex who introduces the subject of his illness. ‘I had a stroke you see, about ... I don’t know ... about 15 years ago ... And then I had a lot of what they call ministrokes after that. And then the doctors ... I have a tremor and they thought it was Parkinson’s ... I’ve been giving them trouble ever since ... [laughs]’ ‘Did you paint before?’ ‘No ... well, I was roped in once to paint some scenery for the WI in Preston in Lancashire ... But I didn’t paint. The answer is no. I never bought a canvas, and I never used oil paints before then ... The doctor said to me ... as a therapy. I was trying to regain my voice. You know ... you lose everything.’ Mugs of tea are brought to us. Rex smiles, ‘I know them two ladies ...’ I laugh, despairingly, at my own inability to remember names. Rex sympathises. ‘I can’t remember names, no ... I can’t remember ... I can tell you day to day during the war, or when I was a kid, you 7 know, early days, but I can’t tell you what I had for breakfast ... if I had any at all...’ ‘So it was your doctor who suggested it, doing painting, was it?’ ‘Well, he [the doctor] suggested I do something like painting or a family tree. And I started ... with both at the same time. And I did the family tree ... and then when I got fed up with that ... it got a bit difficult ... There was a lot of doubt ... And then I took up painting ...’ I ask whether he had a teacher. ‘No, I’m self-taught. I went to ... Ambleside and District Art Society, after about two or three years. They’re very good artists... I enjoyed that, but I didn’t go regularly ...’ We take a break to look at some of the paintings on the walls around us. ‘They’re all by famous artists ... That’s Turner as a young... he did a self-portrait of himself ... And that’s Spencer, Lady Spencer ... And that’s ... a self-portrait of Lowry ... And that one ... well, if you ever go in The National Gallery – all these are either in The National Gallery, The Royal Academy, or The [National] Portrait Gallery or [The] Walker Gallery in Liverpool – that, if you go in The National Gallery, everyone makes that, it’s Lady Jane Grey ...’ ‘These, pictures ... What do you paint them from?’ ‘These, reproductions as they’re called ... I went onto the internet and printed them off ... and then copied them from that, you see ...’ There’s another from my grandma’s walls: When Was the Last Time You Saw Your Father? (An odd choice, it seems to me now, but I know that all of these pictures will be loved, by many people, and for endless reasons.) By now we’ve seen pictures on the main staircase of the building – a wide area, with real space on the walls, on the landing and, now, in another room. There are some canvases leaning up at the side – including, it would appear, the Mona Lisa. It’s one of those uncanny moments, as when in a room full of waxworks. Is it all those eyes? Or is it just these eyes? Rex is proud of his Mona Lisa: ‘I’ve had a lot of praise about that ... It’s more like Mona Lisa than Mona Lisa. That’s the original, they’ve got the forgery ...’ Rex would clearly like to see even more of the pictures on display. ‘We’ve no wall space left ... And we’re not allowed to Part of a set of four paintings entitled ‘Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter. The Same Place; Different Seasons’. This panel has been used by the Alzheimer’s Society for one of their Christmas cards 8 put any more nails in [here at Crossfield House] ... But they’re better than in my attic ... And we’ve no attic where we’ve moved to ...’ I ask whether the art has helped Rex with his illness. ‘Oh yes, I drift off into a dream. I’m painting, I don’t know what day it is, I never wear a watch, I don’t know dates ... and names ... But I know my art... and when I’m at my easel, I used to, a few years ago, be able to spend four or five hours there ... ‘... People think that when you’ve got dementia you’ve to sit in the corner and drift off to sleep, because the medication makes you tired ... I like painting: How does it help me? It gives me a purpose ... because you’ve always got something to do tomorrow. You are sort of... You’re doing... When I was painting, say, that [points at a nearby landscape painting] I might decide to just do the sky, one day, or whatever ... ‘There’s always something to go back to the following day. And the day after ... It carries you forward ... I get... not tired... exhausted, now, after a short time...’ After a while we get to talking about the day club itself. ‘To be honest with you... [laughs] I’m always honest with you... I could just as well be at home, doing a bit of painting. But I need someone with me ... I tend to wander off or get lost ... Anyway, and it’s really so my wife can go out and have a day to herself, and go shopping, and all that ... I used to go to the one in Kendal ... it’s closed down now ... Benson Green ... Then I went to Ambleside ... which was great. But we’ve just moved, on New Year’s Day, so this is the nearest... ‘I’m the only man now, presently, amongst ten women ... There’s not so many here today, because of the frost ... I enjoy coming... And I usually do a bit of sketching. But I haven’t brought anything with me today...’ Rex is self-effacing. There is a clearly a conflict with his wish to show people his art. ‘It’s very difficult when you are a painter, or an artist, because they value Rex Marsden’s art What is Rex Marsden’s style? For me, it’s romantic, it’s playful and – I think – it’s ‘fun’. Take the copies of famous artworks, from Turner’s Hay Wain to the Mona Lisa. To call them just copies would be to miss so much of what makes them special. They have a lightness of touch, and a slight deviation from the original which is surely no accident in the hands of such an accomplished painter. Expressions on faces, for example, are subtlely different and colours are that little bit brighter. Or are they just newer? Rex is, at first, quite clear that they are simply copies. He notes that if the original artist makes a mistake, then so does he. ‘I’m a forger ... If I signed them Constable, or Picasso ...’ But then he laughs: he is modest. ‘I’m not that good.’ The famous artworks are just one part of Rex’s work. His Rex at work in his back bedroom studio collections, as he names them, include everything from wildlife, local landscapes and wildlife, through churches, bridges and ‘buildings of distinction’ to portraits, historical recreations and even ‘fantasies’. It is an eclectic body of work but, reproductions aside, rooted firmly in South Lakeland. Everyone will have a different view, and originals are currently on display in his Easter exhibition at the public library in Kendal (until 15 April). Paintings which will be featured include those in a series entitled Lake District Memories. You can also see Rex’s pictures at the Cumbria Local Arts exhibition in Grasmere village hall (6–15 April, open every day 10–5pm – 50p entrance). Later on in the year from 29 June to 1 July there will be a selection of Rex’s wildlife pictures as part of the Silverdale and Arnside Art and Craft Trail. If you can’t make it to one of these exhibitions, you can also look on his website (www.rexmarsden.co.uk) where you can view the full range of Rex’s art. Rex’s copies of one of Rembrandt van Rijn’s self-portraits, entitled Two Circles, and Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa you, how good you are ... What I’m trying to say is ... people ... think that you’re showing off ... I always wanted to be rich and famous, and I’ll never be rich, and I’ll certainly never be famous... So I’ve given up on ambition ... [laughter] My ambition is to enjoy being the only man ... [more laughter] in the Arnside Age UK [day club] ...’ I start to make my moves to go: we’ve had a good chat. But Rex catches me with a comment about the Magazine. I’m interested. ‘What do you like about it the most... or what don’t you like?’ ‘What I like about it the most is parochial. It’s South Lakeland ... you see ... If it was a national one – because I do get the stroke magazine, and the Alzheimer’s or dementia magazine... but they’re national ... This tells you about people ... [fetches January copy] ‘This one is ... South Lakeland. The format is great ... modern. It’s in tune with... You could pick that up in... you know. It’s a good read. Could be thicker ... You read about people [picks out Jane Wrightson’s article, which includes a visit to Dove Cottage: Love letters, flowers, birds and bees]. ‘These ladies [in the day club], they’ve all a story to tell ... They’re either exheadmistresses, or matrons ... or farmer’s wives, or whatever. And they’ve all got a story to tell ... It’s nice to read about them ...’ ‘It’s nice to see ... you’re not on your own. This place is not on it’s own. It’s part of... little satellite places... And they’re not looking at their illnesses. They’ve all come to terms with their situation. I’m in me 9 seventies. And you don’t think, oh well, in 10 years time I might not be here, you know... So you just enjoy every day ... ‘And humour is the best medicine, it is ... I was so serious, I was chairman of the council ... I was involved in all sorts of serious ... trying to make the world spin. You have a stroke, and for a year or two you just don’t know anything, and as it comes back, that side has, the academic side has gone, and the artistic side has woken up. So you appreciate colour, and beauty, and trees. I never used to stand and look at trees and sunsets and things like that. I do now. And I don’t read papers, and I don’t read, you know ... [we laugh: surely the Magazine is an exception?]’ ‘It’s well put together ... I think it’s wonderful... You get more information out of this than you do out of the Westmorland Gazette.’ We laugh again as I ask him to pause while I ‘just write that down’. ‘They have a bit of competition now, the Westmorland Gazette ... We all read this ... and they’re rereadable. And it’s that picture on the front that instantly tells you: I’ve read that. It’s in the doctor’s surgery, it’s in the dentist... it picks it up ... Lovely.’ As we finish up, Rex is philosophical. He is keen to re-emphasise the pleasure of other people’s stories, awakened by looking at the Magazine, and also of the positives about his illness. ‘When you’ve had a stroke ... it affects everybody different ... You’ve had your MRI scans and all your different things. And you see a negative with lumps of black in it... At first it’s frightening, but after a while, you tend to think of just the nice, pleasurable things ... it really makes you emotional, it makes you appreciate nature... you start to hear the birds. ‘And ... I fall over if I stand still ... I’m alright moving... So you have limitations. But you accept it...’ Roundup 859 people sign petition When 859 people have signed a local petition (Care in Crisis) you have to sit up and take notice. Local MP Tim Farron has promised to ask searching questions in parliament, and the mass lobby in Westminster attracted an estimated 1000 people from across the country and reached two out of three English MPs. We are still collecting signatures (see page 4), and we are very grateful to everyone who has signed so far. JI Watch out! We have another report of hoax phone calls, this time from Broughton in Furness. Remember: just because someone says they’re from a company you’ve heard of or from which you buy services (like an energy supplier), it doesn’t mean they really are. It sounds obvious, but it’s easy to be taken in when you’re put on the spot. As always, if you’re unsure, call the Age UK South Lakeland helpline and we will advise (01539 728180). JI 10 Wacky woolly winners Thank you again to everyone who took part in Bobble Day throughout February, helping to raise vital funds and awareness for Age UK South Lakeland. Staff at Dr GR Murray & Partners surgery in Ulverston wore wacky winter woollies; pupils at Coniston Church of England school were joined by older members of the community for lunch; visitors to the United Reformed church coffee morning in Sedbergh gave generously for cakes and honey kindly supplied by our staff and volunteers (though I’m not sure my carrot cake survived the journey – think I need more practice!) Pupils at Holme Community School raised £119. Headteacher Mrs Maria Gettel was very pleased: ‘I am delighted that our school raised such an impressive sum and it has been a good experience for our children to understand that we have simple problems close to home that we can support.’ Suggestions for next year’s Bobble Lorraine Dawson – teaching assistant in Coniston and support worker at Age UK South Lakeland’s Ambleside day club – sporting a wacky winter woolly scarf Day are welcome, and keep an eye out for other fundraising events later this year. If you’d like to get involved, contact Sally Bloomer or Amie Fletcher on 01539 814949. Amie Fletcher What do we care about? For those involved with Age UK South Lakeland, it might seem an odd question. It’s obvious, surely: we care, passionately, about local older people. And we make that care count by working with local older people to help them retain their independence and exercise real choice in their lives. It’s what we do. It’s what we’re good at. And it drives Age UK South Lakeland forward. But at the start of a new financial year, this month, someone might ask about some of our new ventures. New shops, selling insurance products, and adverts in the Magazine: what’s all that got to do with caring about local older people? It’s a reasonable concern. To address that concern properly, first we have to look at everything we do – how we put care into practice. Take a breath. We do it with our helpline, lunch clubs, drop-in surgeries, resource centres, village agents, community officers, advocacy service, Happy & Active events, work with schools, Men in Sheds, volunteering, listening events, campaigning, the Magazine, talks to local groups, computer courses, Bridge Building, exercise classes, day care, foot care, home visits, benefit checks… It’s a long list – there is real depth and variety to our offer. But that depth and variety reflects the wide range of people who we serve. And it all costs money. Any local Age UK makes up it’s income from various sources, be they grants, contracts from the local authority, charged for services, legacies and donations, shops and selling products like insurance. But recently there has been a massive change in funding. It’s no secret. The UK government has a national austerity programme. Bailing out the banks and soaring national debt is having an impact right now, in 2012. And it will keep having an impact for years to come. Age UK South Lakeland doesn’t exist in isolation. Austerity affects us too. A new shop provides a useful service. People like our shops because they stock excellent goods at great prices, and because they are important for recycling. But, critically, a new shop is a source of income for our organisation. It’s about the money to keep going. Selling insurance products is a new and useful service. People have asked about what we offer and like what we provide. But, critically, insurance sales are a source of income for our organisation. It’s about the money to keep going. Adverts in the Magazine do let people know about useful companies. Be it solicitor, care service or willwriter, it’s good to know what’s on offer so that we can all make our choices. But, critically, these advertisers are a source of income for our organisation. It’s about the money to keep going. If new shops, insurance sales and advertising are unsuccessful, then we’ll have to cut right back on what we do. It’s as simple as that, and we need your support. It bears repetition: we care, passionately, about local older people. And we’re determined, through our new business ventures, not to let austerity stop us putting that care into practice. How can I help? Do, please, keep donating to, volunteering in and using our existing and new shops, and encourage others to do so too. Similarly, do consider using the new insurance products that we are offering, and tell your friends about them (page 16). And remember, each advert in the Magazine means the possibility of getting more copies of the Magazine itself, a vital point of contact and source of information, to more people. 11 Doctor’s Comment New joints for old At the start of this year I looked at the problem of osteoarthritis – where our joints start to wear out, causing pain and disability. Osteoarthritis cannot be cured, but treatment can ease your symptoms and prevent them from affecting your everyday life. I started to look at the main treatments, which consist of exercise to improve fitness and strengthen muscles, and weight loss if you are overweight. Alongside these is the use of painkillers to reduce pain and to allow us to maintain the function of our joints. I promised to return to the subject, and look at other treatments. When painkillers alone are not helping, some people find hot or cold packs applied to the painful joint can help. Shock absorbing insoles or shoes can help for arthritis affecting the hips, knees or feet. Joint injections with steroids can also provide significant relief from pain and can improve function. And sometimes physiotherapists will suggest electrical stimulation using a TENS machine. However, there is very little evidence that acupuncture helps osteoarthritis. What about joint surgery? Surgery is only needed in a small number of cases. It can sometimes be helpful for osteoarthritis that affects your hips, knees or other joints, particularly those at the base of your thumb. Your GP may suggest surgery if other treatments have not been effective, or if one of your joints is severely damaged. Having surgery for osteoarthritis may greatly improve your symptoms, mobility and quality of life. However, surgery cannot be guaranteed to get rid of your symptoms altogether, and you may still experience pain and stiffness. Unfortunately a few people find things are 12 no better at all, particularly if their symptoms were not severe. There are several different types of surgery for osteoarthritis. You may have surgery to replace your whole joint, just the weight-bearing surface (resurfacing), or to fuse it so it doesn’t move. Is a joint replacement right for me? Undergoing a joint replacement is a major operation and it is important to make the decision after careful consideration. Hip and knee replacements are the most common and there are a few questions to ask yourself before embarking on one of these operations: Is your hip or knee pain so severe that it interferes with your quality of life and sleep? Have medication and other treatments not worked or caused severe side effects? Are everyday tasks difficult or impossible – things like shopping or getting out of the bath? Are you feeling depressed because of the pain and lack of mobility? Are you unable to work or have a normal social life? While it is sensible not to rush into surgery, it is also important not to leave things so long that the joint becomes severely damaged or you are very disabled. Only you can make the decision, but it is often helpful to discuss things with your family or your GP. You should expect your surgeon to discuss all these things with you, but sadly this doesn’t always happen. Only last week one of my patients was immediately offered surgery with no discussion at all. No questions about how much pain she had, how far she could walk, or any discussion about what she wanted. In fact on most days she can ‘If you find yourself suffering with osteoarthritis, surgery is usually not the immediate answer’ walk a mile on the flat, and has no pain at night, although she does have quite bad pain going up and down stairs. After thinking things through she has decided to wait until things are quite a bit worse. So, if you find yourself suffering with osteoarthritis, surgery is usually not the immediate answer. Don’t be afraid to keep your joint active, and if it is a weightbearing joint, try to lose weight if you are overweight. Many people don’t want to use regular painkillers – but it may be all you need. However, if you get to the point where other treatments have failed, modern surgery can give you a new lease of life. Dr Hugh Reeve GP, Nutwood Surgery Grange over Sands Langdale lamb ‘Absolutely wonderful. Not often you get the chance to get back to the school you attended all those years ago.’ Dot, grandma and volunteer ‘We’ve been really keen to work with older adults. We see intergenerational learning as really important. It has been, I think, really important to see people who are 70, 80 working with four and five year olds. I just think it’s been delightful.’ Mark Squires, head teacher, Langdale primary school We’ve really enjoyed the project because we’ve done some different things that we wouldn’t normally do with playgroup. It gave us a chance to mix with children from the school, which is good.’ Heather, parent at Under-5s group Continuing our look at some of Age UK South Lakeland’s work from a forthcoming publication. Words: Nicki Smith. A t Langdale, the village hall became the hub of all project activities for local older residents, the parent and toddler group and young children from the nearby primary school. Initial planning with participants explored ‘celebrating the land’, and covered various subjects relevant to the area such as the importance of sheep farming and growing vegetables – from seed to table. A visit to the school vegetable patch to see what the children were growing inspired baking and tasting with all participants and volunteers: Baking and tasting carrot cake Very popular – everyone wanted the recipe. Tasting raw vegetables Carrots, pea pods, spinach and peppers – it led on to a discussion of recipe combinations and methods for stir fries. Fresh fruit salad This was the toddlers’ favourite – it was made and tasted together too. Craft activities at the village hall also included widening knowledge of vegetables through creating edible collages, and observational drawing and printing based on vegetable and fruit arrangements. Local sheep farming inspired young and old to work together to make felt. Great fun was shared, from selecting the wool tops inspired by the colours of their local landscape to getting rather wet while vigorously working the wool fibres through the various feltmaking stages. Adding embroidery embellishment on the completed felt panel based on Langdale’s rural landscape gave an opportunity for the older participants to show their younger neighbours traditional sewing skills. All workshops included preparation for the final celebration – planning, selecting and tasting recipes, including burgers using locally sourced lamb. The ‘I think it’s an excellent idea to mix the generations and have them doing things together. I think life should be like that all the time.’ Rosemary Park, school governor and secretary of Older Folks Committee ‘I liked the fact that the kids could get their hands dirty, muck in and have a really good time.’ Karen, parent at Under-5s group community felt that it was important that their children understood where their food came from and how it was raised. Everyone involved was invited to school to celebrate the end of the project with a community barbeque. Food was brought in by all and local lamb burgers, sausages and a vegetable stir fry were cooked on a barbeque. Everyone enjoyed cooking, eating and singing together outside in the beauty of Langdale. The final celebration had an amazing atmosphere. It reflected the great community spirit, excellent collaboration and the growing partnerships between different groups, young and old. 13 letters&emails Lighter touches I have just spent an hour or so looking through and reading the Magazine. I look forward to it, and applaud the whole idea, but now let’s have some lighter touches! I couldn’t wait to read the two lovely poems this month [January/February 2012] and, of course, Ernest’s Diary (and even the ad for dentures had two cheerful faces showing off their new teeth…). While I’m on the subject of what really pleases people, I see you want volunteers to be handy persons. I’ve experienced their help myself and would recommend them, so I hope the volunteers roll up. Can you find a good cartoonist also? SBO, Arnside Reply This feedback is great: thank you. It’s very useful when people take the time to write down their thoughts on the Magazine so that we can see what’s working well, what’s working less well and how we could improve. We can’t please everyone, of course, but we do our best. Cartoons would be great! It’s also good when people send in material – there are lots of ways to contribute, from Special Places (page 15) to the new Rattlebag section (page 18), as well as letters and emails. In fact, whatever ideas you may have, do get in touch: it really is good to have as many people involved as possible. Last, we do want handypeople as volunteers, but don’t want to cause confusion. The council’s Handy Person scheme is useful for small repairs – call 01539 797776 during weekday office hours. We need a handyperson volunteer who can get round to our shops and help in our offices. If you’re interested in that, call 01539 728118 and ask for Jean Park. JI Online banking Most of my life I have had a Post Office savings account, and when I get my pension from the Post Office I put a small amount of money in to pay my telephone (and other) bills. I live in the country; our Post Office is only open on three days but, like most, find it handy and do not want it to close. However, I received a letter last week to say that they were going to close this account and I had to transfer to a Volunteering We have a wide variety of opportunuties, and you’ll be making a positive difference to the lives of others. Call Jean Park on 01539 728118. 14 new one which could only be used on the computer. This is of no use to me or to many older people. Have they any idea how people live? Many of my older friends haven’t a computer. What are they supposed to do? I think they are doing their best to close Post Offices. Jean Denney, Lyth Valley Reply Given the way in which assumptions are made about the use of computers, it’s safe to say that many organisations don’t have much idea about how some people use their services – or don’t care. The need to have good services that don’t sideline people without a computer is very important. As an organisation, Age UK South Lakeland will keep highlighting this need. If you do have a computer, but find it daunting to use, or you are thinking about making those first steps, do ask us about computer courses – see the next letter. JI Computer courses Responding to an invitation to an Age UK South Lakeland computer course I learnt such a lot on the computer course [by Age UK South Lakeland], with very helpful tutors who not only provided us with a programme to work to, but also answered all our questions. I now feel very confident using the computer. It has given me a lot of scope, and I am now looking forward to the next course, which I feel is more advanced – especially how to save money online. Having all the equipment and course materials provided is an added bonus. Audrey Frost, Yealand Redmayne Reply Thank you so much for your letter. It is always useful to get feedback about what we do – good or bad, we always learn from it. Our courses will continue to run over the summer in Kendal. We are also branching out and looking for other venues around South Lakeland, so look out for details in the Magazine or call me on 01539 814945. Jean Park Get in Touch Please send your letters to the Magazine editor, Age UK South Lakeland, 17 Finkle Street, Kendal LA9 4AB including a full name, postal address and phone number (or email admin@ ageuksouthlakeland.org.uk). Unless stated otherwise, it is assumed that these may be published in the Magazine and for this purpose they may be edited. Days in the life It was cancer, but amid all the tears it became clear that getting better was vital, if only for the sake of other people. Unwanted furniture & electrical? Remember we’ll collect them for FREE Every penny raised from sales is spent locally providing vital services Special Places © Rex Marsden The white drawing room at Blackwell – taking friends there and seeing their faces light up when they go from the dark panelled hall into this airy, light room and see the delicate plasterwork and Windermere beyond. The window seat beckons. Do you have a special place? Up to 40 words – somewhere that’s special to you now, a moment in time or a place you remember? Please send these to the editor (details opposite). Following the tonsillectomy, I was given a period of 20 days to allow healing before my next operation to remove my neck glands. This was a strange time as I knew that I needed recovery time, but I also wanted to get rid of this thing growing in my neck. I had the required CT scan to establish whether the tumour had spread to my lungs. I was terrified, because if there was evidence of any spread, my condition would not be treatable. I had an allergic reaction to the dye and turned a lovely shade of pink on my face, neck, shoulder and arm. I was given an antihistamine tablet to take to reduce the effects. I knew the side effects included drowsiness and the recommendation was not to drive, so I informed the staff that I had to collect my daughter from school and drive home – a round trip of 10 miles. They suggested that I would probably be OK as I wasn’t going far. Suffice to say I declined to take the tablet until I got home. Later that day I had an appointment with my GP. She was reassuring and reinforced the fact that my condition was treatable. I discussed my concerns with her about the junior doctors as I was still very angry and felt let down. I didn’t want to make a formal complaint, but I did ask her to use my story as a teaching scenario. She did explain that the practice had only ever had one patient with tonsillar cancer, so obviously the fact that it is rare would mean that it was not high in the thoughts of the doctors on a daily basis. She then continued to talk me through the next stages of my treatment, which would include talking about options for my next operation with the surgeon at Preston. Patient D To be continued. If events described raise any questions or concerns for you, please contact the Age UK South Lakeland helpline on 01539 728180. You may also wish to share your experiences with other readers: we welcome your letters and emails. Please send these to the editor (details opposite). Love, love, love quiz – answers 1. Love story; 2. Darby and Joan; 3. Verona; 4. Eros; 5. Dumfries and Galloway; 6. The Kiss; 7. Banns; 8. Polyandry; 9. Cana; 10. Richard Rodgers; 11. Aphrodisiac; 12. Chastity belt; 13. Casanova; 14. Cilla Black; 15. Lovebug; 16. Virgil; 17. Civil Partnership; 18. Pompadour; 19. Let me count the ways; 20. Philadelphia. The love, love, love quiz was in the January/February issue of the Magazine. Well done to Mrs RL Petts, Worthing who wins a £15 book token as the winner of the competition quiz for January/February. Thank you to everyone who entered… And especially for the declarations of love, scented letters and rose petals! 15 Tailor-made products and services for the over 50s • Home Insurance • Car Insurance • Travel Insurance • Gas and Electricity • Personal Alarms • Funeral Plans For a no-obligation quote, visit: Age UK South Lakeland 17 Finkle Street Kendal LA9 4AB Tel: 01539 814947 (open 10am–3pm Mon to Fri) or call 08000 853 741 or visit www.ageuk.org.uk/buy Home, car and travel insurance are provided by Ageas Insurance Limited. Gas and Electricity is provided by E.ON Energy Solutions Limited. Age UK is a registered trademark of Age UK (Charity no 1128267). The use of the name and logo Age UK is done so under a licence agreement between Age UK and Age UK Enterprises Limited, its commercial services arm. Net profits are donated to Age UK. Age UK Enterprises Limited, Linhay House, Ashburton, Devon TQ13 7UP. ID9975 11/10 MP2210V2APR11 SL034829_12 16 There’s talk of an iceberg... T he Titanic is unsinkable… There have been countless other disasters more callous of life, limb and property. But the events that unfolded on a chilly North Atlantic morning a century ago have lost little of their power to fascinate and intrigue. 100 year ago this month the pride of the White Star Line foundered after collision with an iceberg. It was late on the evening of 14 April, 1912, and less than a third of the 2,224 people aboard were saved. Here in this eleven-storey floating city, in their Louis Quatorze staterooms, were the glitterati of transatlantic society; and deep in the bowels of the ship were the ‘tempest torn’ from the Old World en route to a better life in the New. Here was the hubris of strutting capitalism and rampant technology facing down the forces of nature. Fiction and fact You couldn’t make it up – except that in 1898, Morgan Robertson, an American author, did. He wrecked a fabulous North Atlantic liner on an iceberg, and its technical spec was uncannily similar to Titanic. He even called his ship Titan. Sadly, apart from the basic premise, Futility is a pretty turgid read. For me, the best single account of the actual sinking appeared in 1956, weaving first hand recollections of survivors into a You couldn’t make it up – except that in 1898, Morgan Robertson, an American author, did compelling minute by minute narrative. A Night to Remember was also the title of a sombre, moving 1958 British film based on Walter Lord’s book. James Cameron’s 1997 blockbuster may have won 11 Oscars and grossed almost $2 billion... but why bother with Mills and Buffoonery when there are enough true stories to fill a dozen movies? Ah yes, the truth. The seven-piece ship’s orchestra is said to have played heroically almost to the end. But was their final elegy Nearer, My God, to Thee or the barely known – but equally poignant – Song d’Automne? Fittingly, this is the last of 23 selections lovingly recreated by Ian Whitcomb’s White Star Orchestra on an evocative CD. Last orders A few years ago, around the anniversary of the sinking, my wife and I gave a Titanic dinner party sourced from an elegant book of menus and recipes, Last Dinner on the Titanic. Six of us trenchered our way through eleven courses: de rigueur for first class passengers. Surprisingly, at the end of the evening, none of us felt bloated or even vaguely tipsy. Small helpings, you see. Robert Ballard and his associates located the wreck in 1985. Since then, Imax cameras have voyeured through the drowned portals and almost 6,000 artefacts have been recovered to sate the demands of exhibitions and museums. Ballard has expressed concern that such pillaging hastens the deterioration of the hulk and that Titanic should be left to its ghosts. Ghosts like Benjamin Guggenheim, the American millionaire, and his valet, evening dressed and ‘prepared to go down like gentlemen’. Or Thomas Andrews, the ship’s architect, standing lifebelt-less in the smoking room, his eyes fixed steadfastly before him. And even, perhaps, the universally vilified J Bruce Ismay, managing director of the White Star Line, who stepped quietly into lifeboat C. But as HG Wells remarked at the time, ‘Let no untried man say he would have behaved better in his place.’ Something for each of us to search our souls and ponder. Ben Goodman 17 A recce of recent wrecks L arge passenger ships still founder today – most recently the Costa Concordia, on a reef off the west coast of Italy, on the evening of 12 January. Not a unique event , and the last in a long line since Titanic. For the Costa Concordia, reports revealed that the vessel’s Captain had taken his ship close inshore so that his passengers would have a good view of the coastline and the island of Giglio. I remember watching the RMS Queen Elizabeth II steaming close inshore off the Cornish coast – the local newspaper reported that this had been done to allow passengers to wave at the donkeys owned by a well known author. I clearly recall being told as a naval cadet that 15 nautical miles was considered to be a sensible distance to stand off any shoreline, unless the vessel is closing in to enter a port. A fire in a harbour What of other wrecks? Loss of the French Line’s handsome liner Normandie took place in harbour. Her short career as a passenger liner was cut short by the outbreak of World War II and she was interned on her arrival in New York on 28 August 1939 never to sail again. Eventually taken over by the American War Department with the intention of converting her into a fast troopship, the work was nearly completed when on 9 April 1942 a spark from a welder’s torch ignited a bale of lifejackets. The fire spread very quickly, and the ship’s crew and firefighters pumped considerable quantities of water into the upper decks of the ship in their efforts to extinguish the fire – the ship was unbalanced and capsized into the shallow water of the harbour. Zig-zag manoeuvres During 1942 the Cunard White Star liner RMS Queen Mary was carrying more than 18 15,000 US servicemen and crew from the United States. She met the anti-aircraft cruiser HMS Curacao, her escort into Liverpool but, whilst carrying out zig-zag manoeuvres, the two ships collided when one or other bridge officer zigged when he should have zagged. The right-angled collision caused the liner to cut the cruiser in half and 338 members of the cruiser’s crew were lost; 108 were rescued by escorting destroyers. The bows of the liner were seriously damaged and the ship was lucky in that the underside of her hull was not damaged as she rode over the warship. Responsibility for the navigational error which caused the high speed collision was never publicly established. Faulty navigation The sinking of the Royal Mail Lines cargo liner Magdalana on 25 April 1949 was quite different. The ship had left Santos fully equipped with modern navigational aids, such as radar and an echo sounder, but these weren’t switched on. During the night compass bearings were measured on lighthouses and a star sight was taken, all of which indicated that the ship was several miles north of her expected position. It was realised too late that the magnetic compass on the monkey island (above the bridge) which was being used to take the bearings was seriously out of true. The ship hit rocks and was seriously damaged, and although all passengers were removed safely, later on, whilst being towed towards Rio, she struck more rocks. This time she sank. There are others. Weather, human error, explosions: they’ve all played their part. Does any of this affect our willingness to travel by sea? No: these disastrous voyages only represent a tiny fraction of the thousands completed without incident. One needs to keep the odds on it happening into perspective (and keep hoping for the best!) Mike Wolfenden Turner prized Turner and his Contemporaries Abbot Hall, Kendal If you’re inspired by the art in this issue of the Magazine, the Turner exhibition at Kendal’s Abbot Hall is still running up to 14 April (£6). It’s a fantastic display of watercolour pictures assembled by Sir Hickman Bacon almost 100 years ago. There are about 50 paintings, and the effect is tremendous. The Turner section is filled with images from his travels in Switzerland, Italy and Germany, as well as several of places like Margate, where he lived in his childhood. These paintings and sketches are 300 years old, and for those who did not have the means to travel, they must have been a revelation. Most of the studies are of water – flat, calm lakes or tempestuous waves and stormy skies. They are full of energy and life: you can feel the salt on your lips as you look at the Rough Sea Beating Against Margate Jetty, from 1840, feel you are sitting beside the artist as he works his magic. A rare delight. Jean Park A stack of good discs 20th Century Fox Cinemascope Fanfare By Alfred Newman 20 seconds worth of Old Hollywood’s swaggering splendour and absurd grandiloquence always lifts the spirit. If you hear it in Nero’s coffee shop, it’ll be my mobile... This Was My Love By Frank Sinatra So much more to Ol’ Blue Eyes than Vegas excess, and a fine Nelson Riddle arrangement. Fantasia on a Theme of Thomas Tallis By Vaughan Williams Sublime string fan tracery in timeless cathedrals of Englishness. American Patrol By Glenn Miller A staid old march transformed: relentless It’s Easter time, and eggs are on the mind. A soufflé: just the ticket. drive, irresistible momentum and the razor-sharp precision of the ultimate swing band. Pavane pour une Infante Défunte By Ravel It has to be the orchestral version. Close your eyes and a ghostly princess dances her stately dance in the moonlit halls of the Escorial Palace. Goldberg Variations By JS Bach Music to succour both mind and the spirit. Ben Goodman – regular columnist, lover of music and occasional songster PS Our scroogey editor only allowed six choices instead of the statutory eight, as Desert Island Discs would allow. What he doesn’t know is that, now I live on a desert island, I do have a capacious flash drive containing the rest of my collection (concealed about my person before maroonment). Please send in your own stack of half a dozen good discs, with a few words explaining what makes them special – up to 150 words. Or it can be a stack of good books, a stack of good films... in fact just about anything that takes your fancy. We’d really like to hear from you. Reviews of films, books and performances are welcome too – anything that might inspire others. Performances don’t have to be international – something by the Coniston Occasionals would be perfect. And books and films don’t have to be brand new – new to you is good. A great read picked up in one of our shops, perhaps, or a gem of a DVD or video you’d overlooked 30 years ago would hit the spot. Again, up to 150 words. Please send these to the editor – postal and email addresses on the contents page. Twice baked cheese soufflés For one hungry person, but these also keep in the fridge or freezer Ingredients 225ml/8fl oz milk Half a sliced onion Bay leaf A few black peppercorns Grated nutmeg 25g/1oz butter 100g/3–4oz strong grated cheddar 1tbsp chopped chives 1tsp mustard – whichever is your favourite 25g/1oz flour 2 large egg yolks 2 large egg whites Method Turn the oven to 180C. Cut circles of baking parchment to cover the base of a ramekin (or ramekins). Infuse the milk by adding the onion, bay leaf, peppercorns and nutmeg – heat to boiling point in a pan or microwave, then allow to cool for 15 minutes and sieve. Melt the butter in a pan and add the flour: cook for a couple of minutes, then slowly add the sieved milk, stirring all the time to prevent lumps. Bring to the boil and then cook for 2–3 minutes to thicken it up and remove from the heat. Add the grated cheddar, chopped chives, mustard, pepper and salt. Add the egg yolks and stir in. Whisk up the egg whites in a clean bowl until thick, and fold into the cheese mixture. Pour into your prepared ramekins and place these in a roasting tin. Pour boiling water into the tin to come half way up the sides of the ramekins, and then place in the oven and cook for about 15 minutes. Remove and allow to cool before removing from the ramekins. The soufflés will keep for 3 days in this state, or can be frozen. Top tip When ready to use, reheat the oven to 200C. Place the soufflés on a baking sheet. Heat through for 15–20 minutes until golden and hot. They’re great served with a green salad. Jules Drummond-Hay 19 call of the wild ll? It might te to ry to s e Either Got a phon t be good. h ig m it e be bad… e Magazin th to te ri w way, do st! ff your che and get it o Did anyone see Richard Wilson (Victor Meldrew as was) on Channel 4 grappling with automated phone systems and call centres? The programme – On Hold – was made in cooperation with Age UK, though it’s not only older people who are fed up with the way things are going. We long for a human being on the other end of the phone, someone to ask, someone to explain to – but as you have probably found out, it’s getting harder and harder to find one. The robots are beginning to take over. Some firms have now done away completely with humans and it’s all key pressing. Why? Simple: humans cost far more than a computer. A company can buy an auto system for a few thousand pounds and that’s it. Just one human ‘advisor’ would cost at least £20,000 a year all in. It’s an easy decision if companies don’t care about service and have no consideration for customers. talk, talk? If you want to talk to a real live person you are usually given baffling options to choose, then put on hold, played (mostly) hideous music, thanked for your patience and told that your custom is valued. Apparently the banks are the quickest at answering calls, but some of the big energy companies (they are among the 20 worst) can make you wait for up to half an hour to sort out the bill you don’t understand or deal with a query. Not good for our blood pressure. Worse, call centres usually use premium rate phone lines (0845 and the like): waiting can cost you up to 40p a minute. That’s a lot of money to spend in half an hour. My bank is usually pretty good at picking up the phone, though it helps to know when the quiet times are to avoid a queue – my dad hated queuing and I have inherited his impatience. And at the other end they employ friendly, helpful scousers (the call centre is based in Skelmersdale) who are always a pleasure to talk to. But not all accents are as easy to understand. I often find Glasgow call centres difficult, with South Wales not far behind. Then there are the outsourced call centres operating from abroad (to save costs of course). Many are based in Bangalore, the ‘call centre capital of the world’. at? could you repeat th I had to ring my internet service provider’s ‘technical support’ line the other day and found myself speaking to a young woman who was very polite, knowledgeable and willing to help but spoke rapidly in a strong accent. I found myself interrupting every few seconds with ‘could you repeat that?’ It might have helped if I had understood what on earth she was saying – my query was about computer stuff and I can’t take in a rapid fire list of arcane instructions just like that. So what can we do about it all? Probably not a lot (it’s called progress). But at least we can get our gripes aired in the Magazine. Tony Shelton Ernest’s Diary 21 January This was a very good day. No 1 daughter came from Nottingham and took us to The Lowry Centre on the former dock area of Manchester. Media City is up and running, and trams run through the area. The development is extraordinary since our last visit in 1990. There was an exhibition of paintings by a French impressionist painter who had worked in Manchester, Adolphe Valette. He painted the rain, fog and industry from 1906 to 1928, was Principal Art Master at Manchester School of Art, and Master of Drawing at The Victoria University (Manchester). Lowry was one of his students. He died in France in 1942. From 1959, in my lunch hour, I would visit the art galleries of towns in Lancashire and Cheshire. In Rochdale Road Art Gallery were nine paintings by Valette, all owned by Manchester City Art Gallery. Our first house in 1956 needed a painting. I bought two pictures from a small gallery off Cross Street, the owner of which was a sculptor. Now, the sculptor told me he had been asked by Madame Valette to sell some of her late husband’s paintings for her. This time I picked out four paintings. Mrs Ernest was not pleased when I arrived home and told her I had spent two months’ salary. That was the year when we started our holidays on camp sites. We had a wonderful day at The Lowry. 25 January We had an appointment for our annual blood tests, pressures and breathing measurements. Now these days, I follow instructions carefully – pressures were fine, breathing was fine. Giving samples of blood for test was not. I had clenched my fist, but then being told to open it slowly, I didn’t. We had to try the other arm and this time I opened my fist SLOWLY. I may not have qualified for a Did Not Cry Badge, but to have a small plaster on each arm was a first. 26 January We visited the audiology department at Westmorland General Hospital. I was the carer for Mrs E, and I assured her I would behave. For your information, on arrival, you take a numbered card from a dispenser in the waiting room. Mrs E was No 12. I could spot Nos 8, 9 and 10, and Nos 11, 13 and 14 arrived, so I asked, very politely, where Nos 6 and 7 were. The answer was, ‘No 4 has been in a long time, No 5 has not returned from walkies, No 6 has gone to find her and No 7 will go in as soon as either No 4 comes out or the consultant returns from a coffee break.’ All I said then was ‘Where may I get a cup of coffee?’ Everyone had a lovely time discussing systems, coffee arrangements and the cafeteria. The consultant returned, No 4 came from room 2, No 6 returned with No 5, No 7 was with the returned consultant and we all had a wonderful time talking. No14 was waving to somebody up the corridor at dentistry. I assumed dentistry was waving at me so I walked there to offer help because Nos 3 and 14 were talking to each other. The receptionist in dentistry did not need assistance; she was waving to her father who was No 14. By the time I returned to the waiting room, Mrs E’s hearing aid tube had been reconnected, and she was thrilled to have learnt how to increase volume. We had a lovely morning at the hospital and the audiology patients (or are they customers?) were very happy. 27 January We learnt that Daughters 1 and 2 are to have a weekend in Bath for a reunion with relations. The good news for me is that I have no spare cash for them. Pension day is in ten days time, and we have disposed of much of our cash in the attic. The other news is that they return here together. Hope they bring some Bath buns. As I am short of cash, there is time to read Birdsong by Sebastian Faulks. I know there are references to Lewis guns, trench warfare and tunnelling in the book. I know my father was in front line battles from call-up in 1917 to demobilisation at the age of 19 in 1919. His only reference to me about that war was when he was aged 45, after demonstrating how to use a sticky bomb to home guard colleagues – he discovered, when he was caught in the blast from his demonstration, that he could move faster as a 19 year old. Ernest Schofield North Country Wills Local specialist Willwriter offering free home visits and fixed prices. Wills – Lasting Power of Attorney – Planning for Long Term Care Freephone: 0800 043 4260 Email: [email protected] Website: www.northcountrywills.co.uk This firm is compliant with the IPW Code of Practice 21 Competition Quiz Cumbria and Cumbrians Now this stuff we should all know, right? Set by Grand Inquisitor 1. Highest mountain in England (7, 4) 2. Other terminus of narrow gauge railway that starts in Ravenglass (7) 3. Kendal’s parliamentary constituency (11, 3, 8) 4. Surname of the founder of iconic freight transport company based in Carlisle (7) 5. Where Wordsworth is said to have composed the sonnet that begins: ‘Earth hath not anything to show more fair’ (11, 6) 6. Large lake immediately to the south of Keswick (12) 7. Home ground of Carlisle United Football Club (7, 4) 8. Fruit for which the Lyth Valley is especially noted (6) 9. Towering landmark to the northeast of Ulverston commemorating Sir John Barrow (4, 8) 10. 19th century polymath who once lived at Brantwood (4, 6) 11. One of ‘the kingdoms of the Old North’ and a visitors’ centre near Penrith (6) 12. Long-distance footpath starting in Ilkley and finishing in Bowness (5, 3) 13. Town in the Allerdale district devastated by flooding in 2009 (11) 14. Part of the Irish Sea which separates Cumbria from Dumfries and Galloway (6, 5) 15. Rock band with a nautical name three of whose members are Kendalians (7, 3, 5) 16. Cumbrian farmer/huntsman immortalised in song (4, 4) 17. Large reservoir in the Mardale valley constructed to supply water to the Manchester area (10) 18. Ambleside educational centre now part of the University of Cumbria (9, 5, 7) 19. Kendal day job from which Alfred Wainwright retired in 1967 (7, 9) 20. She wrote and starred in a 2006 TV version of the diaries of the Barrow housewife Nella Last (8, 4) Write to us at the Magazine (quiz), Age UK South Lakeland, 17 Finkle Street, Kendal LA9 4AB including a full name, postal address and phone number. The first correct entry pulled from the competition hat will be as happy as AW on the top of a Cumbrian peak with a £15 book token. The closing date for this competition is 30 April, and it is open to everyone except staff of Age UK South Lakeland. Help is just a phone call away 01539 728180 The Age UK South Lakeland helpline is for all your questions and problems. It’s also a ‘one-stop shop’ for you to reach the rest of our services. The helpline is open Monday to Friday 9am–5pm, but you can leave a message at any time and we’ll be pleased to get back to you. You can also email helpline@ ageuksouthlakeland.org.uk or write a letter. A CARE SERVICE designed to make a difference Stay independent in your own home: Personal care • Sitting service • Night service • Live in care • Shopping/domestic • Meal preparation • Laundry • Writing letters/bills • Visiting friends • Appointments “Our staff will go that extra mile to ensure that you receive the highest standard of service” Heydays Care & Support Service Ulpha Farm, Meathop Grange over Sands 015395 52548/07827 964360 Email: [email protected] Registered with the Care Quality Commission 22 Diary April & May Our village agents are listed beside each area, and all events involve Age UK South Lakeland unless noted otherwise. To contact your village agent, and for information or advice, please call the helpline on 01539 728180. Note that Ambleside & Grasmere is now listed under ‘Central Lakes’. Arnside & Beetham Margaret Parker No specific events Broughton in Furness, Kirkby in Furness & Crake Valley Louise MacArthur 3 Apr/1 May Info point, coffee morning, Methodist church, Broughton 10.30– 11.30am Central Lakes Tony McMichael Every Weds Info point, Ambleside library 10am–noon Coniston & Hawkshead Pam Kirkbride 4 Apr/2 May Info point, hearing aid clinic, Coniston Institute 10.30–11.30am 18 Apr/16 May Wednesday club, market hall, Hawkshead 10am–noon 25 Apr/30 May Traidcraft fair, St Andrews, Coniston 10am–1pm Grange over Sands Brian McCann 11 Apr/9 May Info point, Methodist church, Grange 10am–noon 18 Apr/16 May Info point, Strand Court, Grange 10–11.30am 27 Apr/25 May Info point, Cancer Drop-in, parish hall, Grange 2–4pm Kendal No village agent Every weekday You can visit the Age UK South Lakeland resource centre, 17 Finkle St 9.30am–4pm. 1 Apr To make space for the new exercise area below our Finkle St office, volunteers are needed to help excavate the cellar. We also need people to try the new sports equipment – please come to reception and ask for your personal Long Weight. 21 Apr Parkinson’s UK coffee morning, Kendal town hall 9.30am–noon 25 Apr Volunteer induction course 9.30am–12.30pm 24 May Volunteer induction course 1–4pm Kirkby Lonsdale, Crooklands & Endmoor Jules Drummond-Hay Every Thurs Info point, Kirkby Lonsdale library 10am–noon 2, 16 Apr/21 May Monday club, Kirkby Lonsdale institute 2–4pm 12 Apr/10 May Café D, reading room, Kirkby Lonsdale institute 2–4pm (£1.50). For anyone living with memory loss or dementia, or their friends, family and carers – coffee, activities and information. 18 Apr/16 May Evergreen club, Endmoor village hall 2–4pm 19 Apr/17 May Book club, Kirkby Lonsdale institute 3–5pm Lyth Valley & Staveley in Cartmel Brian McCann 3 Apr/1 May Witherslack talking group, school hall 2–4pm 25 Apr/23 May Info point, Crosthwaite Exchange, memorial hall 2–4pm Milnthorpe, Burton & Holme Ruth Taylor 2 Apr Info point, Burton memorial hall 10–11.30am 2 Apr Seated exercise class, Holme parish hall 2–4pm 5 Apr Info point, Holme parish hall 10am– noon 13 Apr Info point, Milnthorpe Methodist church hall 10–noon 23 Apr Info point, Milnthorpe library 10.30am–noon 25 Apr Silver Songsters singing group, Burton memorial hall 1.30–3.00pm 26 Apr Young at Heart – social group at Milnthorpe Methodist church hall 1.30– 3.00pm Sedbergh & Dent Linda Greensmith 4 Apr/2 May Info point, United Reformed Church coffee morning, Sedbergh 10am– noon 13 Apr/11 May Info point, Sedgwick room, Dent memorial hall 1.30–3pm Staveley & Burneside Wendi Lethbridge 3, 17 Apr/1, 15, 29 May Seated exercise class, Ings 2–3pm (£1.50) 10, 24 Apr/8, 22 May Seated exercise class, Staveley institute 2–3pm (£1.50) Swarthmoor & Low Furness Julie Dawes 2 Apr/14 May Info point, Tea ‘n’ Games session, Swarthmoor Football Club 1.30–4pm 4 Apr/2 May Craft group, Swarthmoor reading room 2–4pm (£1 including refreshments) 11 Apr/9 May Craft group, Urswick parish room 2–4pm (£1 including refreshments) 12 Apr/10 May Info point, Coronation hall, Ulverston 9am–noon 27 Apr/25 May Info point, Coffee and Chat, Swarthmoor Football Club 10am– noon Ulverston Jo Hurst Every day except Sun You can visit the Age UK South Lakeland resource centre, 19–21 New Market St 9.30am–4.30pm. Every Tues, Weds and Thurs 10am–noon there will be someone to answer your questions. Every Mon Gentle exercise class, Lakes Leisure, Ulverston 10.45–11.45am (£1.50 including refreshments) Every Thurs Gentle exercise class, Lakes Leisure, Ulverston 1–2pm (£1.50 including refreshments) Every Fri Coffee & Chat, Ulverston parish church 10–noon 23