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THE SILVER ROSE ODES from 2004 TO a POEM that was LOST in the CITY OF STOCKHOLM England I wrote a poem once, At Hatfield, not far from the scene of disaster My friend was driving there one sunny day Smoking reefers & talking about life's changes Well… We ended up in a funky metal scrapyard One of those places you never thought existed Like when you were younger & joked About where all the lost oddsocks went But this place was the real deal, Full of Volkswagon carcasses, Camper vans & Beetle hulks & a couple of greasy mechanics, chilling with the sun While my friend looked at a ninety-nicker bumper I was suddenly inspired to write a few desolate lines About the decaying Earth & the dwindling fuel reserves & finished it off with an arty kind of twist About discovering an old photograph of myself Clutching a pretty young lady, she was wearing beads Sat upon the beach of, perhaps, San Remo We’d been up all night, the red wine & the sunrise Our friends skinnin’ up all splayed out beside us It never happened like that, but all poems need an end Sweden So… I stashed it away, A single sheet of paper folded several times Constantly forgetting to type the fucker up Until it turned up in a book I was reading Livy's remarkable Smaller History of Rome I'd packed it to study on my mission round the Baltic Where, trawling the soft streets of Stockholm Wondering what the hell all the plastic cows were for Every time I picked it up the sheet fell out the pages Constantly reminding me to make the fucker safe It would only take a second, but I never took the time... I found myself having one of those moments Sun setting sublimely as I made my evening meal On the forecastle of the hotel boat I was staying on The splish-splosh of the waves & a gust of sea breeze Blew out the sheet as I turned a page To float on the air like a falling feather.. Time was standing still… & the paper started F A To slip thro the narrowest of cracks tween the L boards To be found one day in the distant future L By somebody breaking up the hold for scrap I N I was gutted at first, G Like the time my girlfriend ran off with a German But as I ponder’d home to my cabin empty handed, Past painted memorials of the age of sail I had a remarkable epiphany At last my poem had a proper end! TO an ENGLISHMAN With LIBERTY Composed upon the discovery of the planetoid Sedna Perhaps, long hence, when I have passed away, Some other feature, accent, thought like mine, Will carry you back to what I used to say Thomas Hardy One Everything you can imagine is real… Pablo Picasso Sir, did you ever take these bright isles in a tour, The pride of Scotland slake on Hampden’s awesome roar & did you ever stun the herd of Wicklow deer Or strike a mountain run down Snowdon sloping sheer? Sir, have you spent a night with Haggis Burns & song Or watch’d a ravensflight from battle cairns at Kong & did you spy the sun oer Glencoe’s savagery Or seen Portmeirion in total privacy Sir, did you break your fast upon old Boney’s nose Then gaze down on Belfast & all her terraced rows & have you ever stood atop the Isle of Man With weather fine & good, held Britain like a fan To an Englishman with liberty D’ya love thy Celtic fringe? ‘I do so, & am proud!’ You are? Then set breath free & let your soul impinge About thy native crowd A-streaking silver tinge Two The country is looking much more beautiful than when I came through it three weeks ago Edith Holden Sir, have you ever seen Cumbria clad in snow Or Brighton’s beaches been in summer's easy glow & have you ever heard the Cambridge matin bells Or felt your senses stirr'd when England’s anthem swells? Sir, did you drink the ale brewed for the northern mills Or watch seafarers sail from Whitby’s salty sills & did you ever feed your thirst in Cornish Springs Or take the time to read thro histories of kings? Sir, have you ever pass’d an afternoon at Lords Or watch’d a happy cast a-tread Adelphi’s boards & have you ever cheer’d the horses at Aintree Or as a bargeman steer’d the waters of the Lea To an Englishman with liberty What of these coy demands? “These things, sir, I have known!” You have? Then let us fly Beyond these fabled lands The English call their own Set sail for Calais sands Three The sea is calm to-night. The tide is full, the moon lies fair Upon the straits; -on the French coast the light Gleams and is gone; the cliffs of England stand, Glimmering and vast, out in the tranquil bay. Matthew Arnold Sir, did you ever ride the high-speed Gallic trains Or climb a mountainside kept by Croatian swains & did you ever try the tramways of Zurich Or skiing full hilt fly upon an Alpine peak? Sir, did you ever tour the fields of Waterloo Or urge Rooney to score amidst a foreign crew & did you lap the flow of Castalian Spring Or seek a fireside glow from Finland’s wintry sting? Sir, did you take a dance with maidens of Seville Or breathe the elegance of the Avantine Hill & walk the wylde contree barefoot upon the Basque Or taste the brevity of the Venetian masque? To an Englishman with liberty Italy has it all, “It does, sir, & does well!” Va bene! No finer place to visit & forge a poet’s soul! Tis where the muses dwell & welcome one & all Four Ricordatevi che L'Italia non deve rimarere Nel servaggio e nella vergogna Guiseppe Garibaldi Sir, did your pallet taste sepia’s sable sheen Or spread green pesto paste on bread like margerine & steep Collodi climb to read Pinnochio Or see day set sublime oer Pontevecchio Sir, did you Lord Byron raise through old Venetian lanes Or find yourself amazed by Pompeii’s strange remains & did you ever take the waters of Trieste Or swim Averno’s lake without a moments rest Sir, did you cheer the riffs as Ligabue rocks Walk Cinque Terran cliffs, or bought Le Scale box & did you deck the sails round Ponza’s pirate isle Or study Tuscan tayles in Dante’s sweet new style To an Englishman with liberty Art thou adventurous? “I am sir, life is good!” It is? Then reach this sea The gods named glorious, Let freedom clasp thy hood & cross the Bosphorous Five In Hellespont, guilty of true love's blood, In view and opposite two cities stood, Sea-borderers, disjoin'd by Neptune's might; The one Abydos, the other Sestos hight. Christopher Marlowe Sir, did you feel the heat of searing Rajhastan Or clad Kimono greet fair geishas of Japan & did you ever wear th’Atlantic’s mistral miles Or dreams of Zion share midst the Pacific isles? Sir, did you ever ride the Vladivostok rail Or watch the proud ‘Roos hide from harsh Van Diemen hail & did you ever climb the Islandwhanan rock Or hear the lilting chime of the diannual clock? Sir, did you note the chill of the Saharan night Or felt your senses thrill with Rio neath your flight & did you ever smell the waifs of Singapore Or share a living hell when nations go to war? To an Englishman with Liberty With spirit cavalier, For you the world grows dull? “It does!” Then come with me A fresher course to steer, Launch from Canaveral To chase the stratosphere Six Whenever mankind has sought to conquer new frontiers, there have been those who have given their lives for the cause. This Astronauts Memorial, dedicated May 9, 1991, is a tribute to American men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice believing the conquest of space is worth the risk of life. Mission of the Astronauts Memorial Sir, did you foot the floor of dusty lunar seas Or spread your mind & soar upon the solar breeze & did you ever sail betwixt the Saturn rings Or catch a comets tail & tie it to your wings? Sir, did you abseil down craters of Mercury Or wander rusting towns of Martian history & did you pierce the clouds twixt Ceres & Trojan Or hide beneath the clouds of rain Venusian? Sir, did you feel winds form on Neptune’s azure reed Or watch the great red storm from twinkling Ganymede & did you once observe the green Urasian glow & with Colombus verve pass fringes of Pluto? To an Englishman with liberty Have you these pleasures sought? “I have sir, & have felt!” God bless astronomy! Relax, come let us float Beyond the Kuiper belt Unto our final port… Seven Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me. Sigmund Freud Sir, have you ever gone beyond the icy Quaoar Or paused at Ixion, core of an ancyent star, & did you scan the skies from lovely Varuna Or set your naked eyes on sanguinous Sedna? Sir, come with us & spin upon this scarlet sphere, Through head of tiny pin watch our vast sun appear, Here ye shall find no guide, nor shall ye hear a sound, From Sedna’s swirling side a rocky moon slips round… Sir, watch the goddess sit, voluptuous & fair, Beloved Enuit, with starfish dappled hair, Whom by her husband cruel purged of her vanities, Now sits she as the jewel of the infinities… To an Englishman with liberty What brings ye to this place? “She called me from her stone!” She did, then cross this sea She calls the stretch of space, Continue, sir, alone & vanish without trace TO the 250,000 VICTIMS of the furious TSU-NA-MI of BOXING DAY 2004 Remember the host of the ghostly battalion Imagine them drown’d in a growling sea Beach-huts for driftwood, corpses for carrion O sing a sad song for the TSU-NA-MI Sing to the outlying islands of Andaman As waves strip the tribesmen’s neolithic dress Ripping them out to the mad, frothing ocean Leaves nothing behind but a waste wilderness Far worse than the monster that shock’d mighty Lisb From the Guadalquivir to the Antibes Struck by the scope, the proportion of Ocean Forever witnessing these biblical seas Remember the mood in the days after Christmas When so many strangers shall shun the new year A new, doleful sound when the river grows restless As so many tears crystallize a new fear Remember the grief in the streets of Sumatra Second Krakatoa rolls in as a gale The wave left a swathe for the here & hereafter Of death & destruction on Golgothan scale Remember them fleeing those huge walls of water That snapped them & tossed them & made bloody p The aftermath pale, they search'd for her daughter A sad scene repeated some three thousand miles These scenes a portent of deadly Katrina Soon Louisiana would suffer the same When lives devastated by merciless water Become bloated bodies of barbaric shame Remember them flock from the lush Phuket beaches As in rush’d a storm to destroy the fair bays Lost in wreck'd Kamala street urchin beseeches The first waves survivors the Oceans still raise Remember the sounds on the shores of Sri Lanka The crunching & breaking & snapping & screams As ships of pig-iron are ripped from the anchor & pack’d teeming trains flung from bent, steely beam Remember the shock when the seas were retreating What nuclear winter on all sides was seen Upon the horizon the dark sky now meeting A vast wall of water of Aegean green When in the black minute that Heaven was swelling Nature's awesome horror in raw, rampant state For two-hundred-thousand the death bell is knelling What Sayer or Vates could foresee their fate Remember the trail of those waves of destruction From Asia to Africa surged the wild sea Remember, remember the Lord of the Ocean O sing a sad song for the TSU-NA-MI SONNETS from THE SILVER ROSE It takes time for people to get, y’know, acquainted, It takes time for people to fall in love with you, But it’s inevitable cos there’s nothing else about Ian Brown SILVERN LEAVES This is a poem for the Facebook Age, Catching its Zeitgeist Butterfly in nets, Ultimate ‘selfie’ set upon the page, A blog gone viral… want to read..? then lets! For Homer it was proud Achilles’ wrath, For Virgil it was Aeneas exil’d, Sweet Dante stumbl’d down th’infernal path, While Milton Gods & Mortals reconcil’d. For Wordsworth it was Poesy’s growth within, For Byron how the Poets moved thro’ men, Sithen, no proper epic has there bin, Good reason, then, to pluck & preen my pen; Wh’encourag’d by that manna-blasted gang I cast myself amang… & strongly sang; BENEVENUTO I am the Silver Rose & in these words confide; Tis better to have lived than to have died, & in these lives of highlights that we lead, Preserve them in plush pots where poets store their mead. Occasions rise betwyx two kindred minds, Whose love of poesia absolute Lifts us up raptured, fairbright numbers finds A marching drummer & a lilting lute! To thee I leave my sonnetrie in trust, Dear reader, as in these I am alive, Tho’ most of them must join me in the dust, Perhaps the better handful will survive. When, tho’ my soul in this no longer grows, While we share this still lives the Silver Rose. EXHORTATIONS If the world that you live for is noble & to do yer damn best is yer dream, You must train through the pain & the rain, son, Then you might just get in the team. Then its time to alight on the beaches For your captain, your country & all, Thats when passion becomes more a duty, & yer name might just hang off a wall. So c’mon, lad, you know yer can do it, Dig down deeper than you’ve dug before, With the grace of the Gods in thy favour, You might just win it, no matter how sore, Yes, you might be a true bloody hero, What the hell are yer waiting for? THIS IS A TIME This is a time in which I hope a star May fall upon my verse as if a Muse Did take my soul’s expectant avatar Punting along an Avon river cruise. An actor on an upturn’d apple cart, A singer chaunting in the Cheddar Gorge, I cling to poesy with an open heart, Which every beat a syllable doth forge. A host of sonnets I shall raise to mind To pay lip-service after I’m long gone, These tremors of a zeitgeist underlined As upon Ossa piles a Pelion. This is a time through which I’ll hope I’ll fly & life’s propitious frost devitrify. MODERN LIFE At this stage of Mankind's devolution, We live in an age of air pollution, Fat-cats & taxes, taxi fares, faxes, Serial killers, silky leg waxes, Condoms, modems, gimmicks, gadgets, gizmos Two rubber ducks & comic book heroes, Football... rock & roll... catwalk... movie stars, Recession, depression & wonder bras, Four packs & prozac, pylon countryside, Anarchist daughter, schoolboy suicide, Just-add-water, slaughter of Mother Earth, Temple explosions, the Buddhist rebirth, Not one inch left of this globe to explore, But free of plague & free from global war. THIS IS MY COUNTRY Good Morning Great Britain Still great, still Britain The sun is shining, 10:45 AM £296.26 pence in my pocket Time to bet it all on black & hit the road again But if time is a mere scratch & life is nothing & nothing that occurs is of the slightest importance From Aberdeen to Birmingham, Arundel & Deal From Dullis Hill to Rotherham, Bristol & Peel From Inverness to Liverpool, Leeds & Palmer’s Green From Lewisham to Padiham & all the pubs between From Badminton to Twickenham & Barton-inthe Beans From mud, thro blood to the green fields beyond This is my Time, This is my Rhyme, This is my Country! DOROTHY ROAD There’s no gas, electricity or water in my bohemian paradise Section Six in the window of a townhouse caravan Five grand fine or six months if you try & drag me out Decorated by wicked paintings some artist left in the attic Furnished by street rummages & the local Oasis shop I mean, I transported my fuckin’ bed up in pieces on the busses Cookery on a calor gas stove - paper plates & plastic cutlery No brain-rotting TV - just Classic FM on a cheap shower radio Snap & crackle of an open fire fuell’d by wood from the skips Exercise: a home-made hockey pitch in an empty room downstairs Tesco’s toilets, job centre phones, Battersea library’s internet Britain’s largest sports screen at Clapham’s old Grand Cinema Tuesday’s pay-what-you-like theatre at the Latchmere & BAC & for washing a wicked swimming pool with a slack front desk REJUVENATIONS Time has swung here now is a shift at swift to this un-noticed hour in her care the dawn of little of life is truly O for a lizard & a to launch a Pegasus most age I am aware in our power. wizard tower! on swooning far from parades of this, wear, when dearest the daily little lives, in an instant, sour to give so much, air grow to give & give some more, to strive in flux, to strive soul, with writhing to banish from the mind the that gnaw thoughts to keep the faith when theirs & heed shall set a others may lose an inner call, however small, person right in life’s ON THE BUSSES I’m sat on as bus little fuss few passengers watch me sit a black woman a young punk old man twiddles his tash & in a flash the bus sets off planes wing over London & as we reach Holborn my brain pretends to be elsewhere dreaming of mysterious fancies affairs? NOW THAT I AM TWENTY FIVE Now the landlords shouted, "Sup up!" at some jam night down Camden, Time has come for me to sum up some cool stuff which I have done; I have had a hundred ladies, & some of 'em together, Played football round the counties proudly for mi Lancashire, I have caught the Tallin ferry, composed poesie midst Pompeii, Trudged through muddy Glastonbury off my nut to see Brown play, I have master'd Fare Evasion, troubadour'd through all my crimes (Except fer one ‘boitelle du vin’ they reported in the Times),* I have watched my team at Wembley, been a champion at chess, Dodg’d the workplace prison mis'ry, nigh six years free now from stress, I have sang a classic album, formed a company of kings, Chased romantic ghosts through Belgium... these, & many other things, For I'm flush with understanding what it means to be alive With a spirit quite demanding now that I am Twenty Five! * September 15th 2000 WESTENDERS Twas a quintessential English evening All about town & the capital's core, On my arm a wonderful flutterling Perfectly amenable to the tour. We met in a wine-bar off Trafalgar Then delv'd within a cosy eaterie, To take our places at the theatre With Agatha’s bewitching mystery. O! the night brimm'd a goblet romantic & our spirits, yes, they sparkl’d as the stars, Dabbling in the dapper ambisonic, Floating… flirting… thro' my favourite bars; When to the chiming of the Big Ben Bells We caught the last train down to Tunbridge Wells THE GENTLEMAN'S ART OF GOOD WOOING Sir, just as sea-galleons need proper manning To act like a stallion needs dapper planning Ride out in the morning, find snappy new shirt Fine wine & fresh watermelons for a private desert Whether up in the Andes, or by the Atlantic, Reserve a nice table with view quite romantic & if in the city seek art, tho' not too much, For sitting still together allows two hearts to touch & sir, to get the best out of screwing Try the Gentlemans Art of Good Wooing For a woman well-wooed in her bloom Is a vixen when moved to the bedroom Where kissing her neck-line with thrilling caress Soon comes her bloom's plucking... her petals' undress. AMORETTI There is nothing like a writhing woman Astride the throbbing member of her man When both of them, in panting unison, Are climbing to a symbiotic scream, & all the florid energies between That first flesh-lock & silence satisfied. Her bosom heaving & in full control She rode my phallus to its full climax O verve of man’s first sin, lust & romance Express’d in its most physical conjoin While thrusting cunnies subtly pleasure both. Thro' clench & kiss we learn how to make love, Until the wondrous woosiness of passion Embraces both in drowsy sweetness sound. ROSY MORN I’m alive… I’m alive for you & all my love for you is burnin strong; You are my Rosemary & like the Hebredes You’re in my melodies when I’m in song. You are my Silver Rose & when my loving grows It falls like summer snows in golden corn; Just one look at you gets me all coo-ca-choo, Some drop of silver dew this rosy morn. All those things you do, they keep me inter you Just like the winter dew, you taste of spring; When you take off your clothes you make me curl up my toes Your back unfurls as it grows an angel wing. You are my Silver Rose & like a flight of rainbows I’m never comin down this Rosy Morn. THE FADER CODE 1 Remain alert 2 Always keep your cool 3 Trust your instincts 4 Never show your money 5 Know your stations 6 Another five minutes won't hurt in the loo 7 Know your enemy 8 Know your postcodes 9 The train's going there anyway 10 When in doubt, clout 11 The train always comes when you're skinnin' up 12 It is every Fader’s duty to baffle & confuse 13 Always remember your free cup of tea 14 There’s no need to rush - unless you’re being chased OVER GWYNEDD I tackl’d Snowdon from the low Rhyd Ddu, Infinite furlongs from her summit view; The little cluster that is Liverpool & many mountain masses minds enjewel, The twinkle of the distant river Dee, The rising lion of Aran Fawwdwy, The quaint domain of old Dolgellau grey, The epic sweep that keeps Cardigan Bay, Dinas Emrys & her sleeping dragon, Castles at Flint, Harlech & Caernarvon, The isle adjacent to th’adjacent isle & yonder Wicklow’s shadowy defile The British Isles have wrapt me all around, Though in the heavens I still touch her ground. THIS IS MY EPOCH I was sat by my tent Half-dreaming, playing with my hair Staring at the air & there, legs crossed I found Homer Or rather he found me Close your eyes, he said, & see… We surveyed a range of great mountains As each was en era Each era had a summit & there the greatest poems peered out On fellow eras & local slopes below & I, striding this boiling lava flow Thou uncool’d volcano of my times... FINDING FOCUS It was in Llandudno while trawling for food That I had one of those mental moments This black guy walked past me talking Japanese On his I-phone, & I'm like what the hell That’s incongruousness incarnate, innit? Then from behind me this guy's peddling his bike Wobbling about like a right proper nob-head & every five seconds his bike went <CLICK> I'm like fer fucks sake, what was I thinkin’ again… There is no such thing as matters of abject slightness The smallest drop of rain can feed a bush Bushes feed a shrew, shrews makes falconfeasts And so on, until man dines at the summit table Or begs by dukes for scraps BURNLEY BOUND Poised almost home we hiked up Kinder Scout In early April when the branches bare Or glittering with leaves just starting out Upon their quest to fumigate the air & so, below all mysterious moors Manchester rises from a distant plain With all its red brick misery & laws Its vehicles, its vapours, & its vain Whose city craziness I here dismiss For Burnley’s beddiness a day awaits Where first my spirit felt its mother's kiss Entangled in the fibres of the fates But first… a moment settled on a stone A breath of wind, the heather... & alone! UNIVERSAL SOLITUDE Far from the dubya-dubya-dubya-dot That reconciles this planet into one, If you wander high up to the hill-slopes There lie upon your back, massag'd by spongey moss & look upon the sky, & muse upon a cloud You could be anyone, anywhere, anytime A Corinthian shepherd above the Roman fleets A Mexican leper, driven from village streets. It matters not whoe'er they were, or where For this, the global moment before god, When all mark'd equal are, this Shangri-la Of little-ness & epic-ness, & light When thoughts, by Urania elevated, Reveal’d to flutter lofty, free falcons in soft flight. ON THE MOORS Foxglove & thistle empurpling the trail That modern man in motion wide discards It was time to return to Lancashire Across the heights that shadow Calderdale & I, their poetical passenger Orpheus pressing hard against my sail & yes! It seem’d his song had form’d a gale Why else allude to mythic Thracian bards! I stand between two gangs of spinning mills Twyx Cliviger & Bacup on the moors & feel fresh winded nature thresh the hills When all is energizing out of doors & with the path steep-broken underfoot I close the moment & my notebook shut BEAUTIFUL LIVES Where are you now with your beautiful lives & your beautiful wives, & your horses? Where are you now with your beautiful knives As you dine on your beautiful courses? Leap up & reach for the world open road Where the antlers of stags are still living, Face up to liberty, free up your load For the chill of the night unforgiving. On waking & feeling the splendour of morn We aspire to the days new adventure, Our feet are stll soggy, your clothes are more torn, With a vision of God in each vista. With beautiful music in curses youve sworn As you pace off your beautiful blister! BURNLEY You must know Burnley to see it's beauty, Twixt Hambledon & Pendle where she lies, Thou fertile region of the North contree, Of Bingo halls & market stalls & pies, Of cobblestones & Bovis Homes & lanes, Of working men & the working men's pride Of balmy days & snowy greys & rains & blatantly the world's best football side. You must know Burnley to see it's beauty, The arches & the chimneys & Turf Moor, The stately halls of Gawthorpe & Towneley, The station & the bus-stop & mi door You can keep yer New Yorks, Delhis & Rome At the end of the day there's no place like home! GANNOW TOP Well I learnt to swim at the top o’ Rosegrove & got a ten metre badge on mi speedos, I was seven or so, & two years later Went off wi mi class to the baths, n’ that So as Im sat down wi’ mi mates on the bus A poo started moving, a real turtle-head & instead of rushing straight to the toilet I thought I would get changed first, n’ that Then, lo & behold, on mi cubicle floor That self-same poo plopp’d down all goo & stinkin’ So mi teacher made me clean the buggar up Then sent me to sit in the stands, n’ that Where I waited mi teasing classmates with dread But never, to their credit, was one word said! NO NAY NEVER Well, mi name is Damo Bullen & mi loyalty’s a full ‘un & I’ve sang for Jimmy Mullen from the Longside at Turf Moor, Weather shining, shite & sullen, always claret to the core Only now & evermore You might think this out of order but I was an Accy Roader & mi mum could not afford a ticket for me down Turf Moor So I snuck in with the players about an hour or so before They’d unlock the turnstiles’ door Where I read Roy of the Rovers, tannoys practicing voiceovers Kissing all mi lucky clovers hid behind a toilet door Then moving to the Bob Lord when the first Longsiders roar Through, ‘No Nay Never No More… …& its No Nay Never, No Nay Never No More Til we play Bastard Rovers, No Nay Never No More’ ME I love the smell of garlic on mi fingers & The Raven by Edgar Allen Poe, Can't stand a night of karaoke singers Or the pain after stubbin' mi big toe! I'm noble when defusing a punch-up Or savin' spiders from a water-hole, I get angry when chippies charge for ketchup Or Burnley losing to a stupid goal! It's silly watching synchronised swimmers & awkward when ya kiss a girl’s moustache, It's mellow trimming lawns with new strimmers & buzzing when pockets cough-up lost cash! 'Cos when i'm not writing mi poetry The little things in life are what make me! MI MUM’S I breeze in, kiss mi Mum, butter some bread “A phone call, letter, we thought you were dead!” “Mum, chasin’ destiny, I do great feats But you treat me like Abbey treat Keats!” “Yer no son of mine get a proper job Yer nowt but a no-good, bone idle slob!” The same old twitterin’ in mi ear lobe I shit, shower, shave, raid mi Dad’s wardrobe In the smoky club where men dodge their wives Best bitter’s well cheap & smokosphere thrives “Oi thats mi shirt!” “Owdo dad? “Owdo son! “How was Italy?” “Sunny!” “Here’s a ton!” Back at the ranch Dad snores through drunken slumbers As Mum rips up her her lottery numbers MI’ DAD Yes, I’m really glad yer mi dad, Dad, Yer the best that a young lad could have, Dad, Far better than the king of Baghdad, Yer mi dad, Dad! Aye, I’m really glad I’m yer lad, Dad Cos I get to crash in yer pad, Dad & chat to yer when I’m all sad, Dad Yer mi dad, Dad! Yer always so bloody well clad, Dad & make the best eggs that I’ve had, Dad But yer brews, bloody ‘ell, they’re so bad, Dad Yer mi dad, Dad! & better still, yer mi mate, mate & I love yer, an that’s fuckin great! AMSTERDAMINNIT We’d trawl’d the long-haul of the motorway & pick’d up more pot-heads past Birmingham Jelly wobbles on the waves to Calais, Mojo puked in the lowlands near the ‘Dam. We rush’d to relax in the smoky cafes; Tried Purple Haze & buy Sensemelia, Each coffee & space-cake puff’d up the daze Of a mushroom-gilded psychedelia. We tram’d through ‘Dam to the sleezy district, Pluck’d up Dutch courage for ‘Sucky fucky,’ Crack head whores begg’d at doors, wink’d to be dickedIts a shame when you pay to get lucky… Skunked-up, smashed to fuck, zombie bus, bongtubes, Grass stashed up Nicky’s ass, Richie’s itchy pubes. CLUBBBINIT “Reyt, where next ?” “West Bams on at the Orbit…” “…Nah man, too late…” “…The Hac’…” “…Nah, the beers shit…” “…Sankeys…”“…Nah man, it’s closed down…” “…Wigan Pier…” …Nah, everyone in Wigan is a queer…” “…Lets hit Blackpool, find a shit B & B, & pick up fit chicks from some Hen Party…” “…Nah, bin there, worn the crap hat, c’mon team, Let’s unleash these libidos down at Cream!” Razzin’ the freeway, babblin ‘bout the Dam, With Techno Bangin <Bam-Bam-Bam-BamBlam> "Mint mix, Richie,” "Yeah, Angels ninety-six!” ”…Ee-yar Damo” "…Ta Mojo, Oos next"… Nicks!" We park at the Arndale, “Owdo lasses!” Floozies ooze by, ‘Hey cuties, nice asses!’ LOVE @ FIRST SIGHT A second glance… I did then realise I’d felt the greatest love-fall of them all, Hearing a lute-string’d, aether-breathing call I look’d into her lustful, starry eyes... ....Like songbirds witnessing the world's first dawn Or proud parents cooing the babe's first yawn Like virgins witness to the breast exposed Or an exploring of the always closed... ...Like mountain men & archipelagos Or young sweethearts sniffing a first red rose Like money-men glimpsing a glint of gold Or distant kin returning to the fold... …your glance back told me you had felt it too You’d spend your life with mine & I with you. THITHER THE ABOVE O knightly lights of heaven, star on star You never shone so beauteous, we are The work, perhaps, of some astral being Or am I him now I am the all-seeing Acolyte of the lost art of the skies Painting Orion & the Geminis Musing upon those long, eternal days Soar shooting stars, trailblazing my amaze Mixt with the phantom-llumin'd Milky Way I saw, I swear, the Seraphim at play Dancing between the planetary kings Lord Jupiter & Saturn's eerie rings enus is beaming streaming dreams of love Sweetheart come hither, thither the above ON COMING TOGETHER I'll never pass another night As sweet as ours was yesterday, When all the world was set aright & Angels play. When, tingling, dance romancing tongues, Then tender twisted, while your eyes Contentment shone, we heard the songs The Seraphim devise. When like the running of a race We reach’d the rope, there souls unpent; & stroking trembling thighs, your face Show'd passion spent! When in the glow of halos I propose, ‘Love, let us be the Thistle & the Rose!’ LOVE’S DAWN My love, as our love is spreading wider than the morning Together, with waking day, in the wake of night Let us settle in silent ecstasy Observers of cities below Watching From this high advantage Developing On heath, up hill, Enveloping moments As one For like a flight of swallows lift On ocean winds, above the isles We touch Soft spirits sail higher Eyes comitting Pleasure beckons Mercurial kisses We smile As kitten paws a mellow mouse The lion roars inside these feral souls & we are born again, the music of the morn Accompanies these energies love’s mysteries supply EIRE From Liverpool the British Isles recede Before another spreads horizon wide & soon we have entered the Dublin pale Divided by the sluggish Liffy flow Refreshment lifts us from the Temple Bar Through Bray into the gloomy Wicklow Hills To spend a week at gorgeous Glendaloch Then gallop west through Galway’s savage peaks To brave the fierce, grievous Atlantic spray & scale the heights, some human mountain goat, & pace the ancient battle cairns of Cong To Dublin back, across the bloody Boyne We came to Belfast’s passionate divides Where Scotland twinkles cross a Celtic Sea PAISLEY I’m cringing every time I see a proper Paisley tie I’d just popp’d hungry into Greggs a hottish pie to buy & chose a steak & kidney offer’d up for ninety pee I took the pie, she took the change & said, “It’s ninety three.” I said, “Love, that’s false advertising,” walking out the door, But never mess with Weegie Birds, they're all fuckin' hard-core & leaping from her hum-drum she pursued me down the street Looking as if an earthquake were shaking a slab of meat & panting now beside me squeez’d the pastie from my hands Smugging with satisfaction at her petty jobsworth’s stand & turns her tail in triumph, as back to her shop she skips You coulda balanced ninety three bridies on her fat hips Then looking down on what was left, my skin all bruis’d with mince I thought I’d catch the first train out – ain't ever been back since! GLEN COE Before Glen Coe’s ghostly & ghastly peaks, Lost Merlin lochs of savage Rannoch Moor Move the soul to tears… a challenge appears Inviting topaz slopes, we park up the car Pop a wee pill & begin the ascent An arduous climb at first with no fear & then with no choice as the way becomes dangerous But soaked to the bones soon greeted by our aim O perfect precipice, perched just beneath the clouds We pause a moment, eyes keen to the skies My friends these are the days of our lives My wonderful vista, East, West, ah! breathtaking But rains close in now, we begin the descent Soon bare-chested hill warriors in the breeze SKYE BY NIGHT I found myself on the edge of civilization Not Tierra del Fuego or frozen Archangel But Portree, place to be, ‘metropolis’ of Skye Two thousand Highlanders sheep dip high Europe’s second highest suicides among young men The place seems stepford-quiet as I am drawn To the sound of celeigh at the Gathering Hall “Can we have a drink?” “I’m afraid ye cannae!” “Is this a local party for local people? Sally hands me the flyer 18th annual Isle of Skye Alcoholics Anonymous gathering Tonight’s theme… Tolerance …& the place is heaving SKYE As Kestrels surf the mountain-fringed spaces Road twists between saturnine gargants, Romantic mounds of monstrous magma, Marvelous munroes of aulden minstrel-song, Lost in the moment, eyes keen to the skies, Hard traveling unravels, sailing above us Silver-fire mists of the sylvan alpine rise, & beyond, entering the stunning scope Of another planet, another Jupiter, Sodden expanse of treeless waste, But beautiful land, stupendous Cuillin hills, Seats of Titans, where thrusting solar shafts Induce startling notions of timelessness Here there is no time, only milky flowing waterfalls. LOCH FYNE As I went walking round wild Ardkinglas With sea-loch mist a wood-thrush swoop oerhead My senses stirr'd as speechless I did pass, The noble Fir, tall Beech & Rowan red. I felt an Oak, as centuries have spread The foliage of monarchies of trees & canopy the soil on which are shed Their leafy legacy! A deft sea-breeze Has shook a flower-stalk as tho' to please My love of natural things, a soul reborn, Like pond & lilypad at perfect ease, I found repose, harbour'd neath a Hawthorn, To changing season's sensibility I felt a pagan in my poetry! SHANGRI-LA Eurasia, Eurasia, from tip to toe Men may wander thee forever in vain From the sensuous sierras of Spain To the towers of spangling Tokyo Men have stumbl'd thro' Siberian snow To the jungles where Ganges parts plain Enough to send a troubadour insane For Shangri-La a myth most never know. Yet here lie the shores of Arabia & the fjords of the Skull-helms of old Here an angel-throne’d high Himalaya & a castle of Prince Leopold For here be defining Eurasia, Reminding us with weathers manifold. TWO WOLVES Let us scamper under Munroes As the rivers thro them move & there all this love for you girl 'Midst the mountains I shall prove Lets us skip along the loch banks Where the coupling salmons leap & there in the heat of summer Lie two lovers sound asleep Let us waken when the moon drifts As she shingles thro the glen Energizing haelan' songsmiths With a fireside tale or ten Then, love, let's scamper onwards, Under Munroes, once again. NORTHERN SUNSET As times have swung again to strike the road My eldritch muses glean a glint of gold Perhaps a mile away, perhaps abroad, Shall I be searching still when I am old? How gorgeous is the red sun as she sits Upon the haunch of Hoy, the Pentland Firth As glass tonight, no epic pitch of wits Twyx oceans girdling all this happy earth A bannock moon hangs over John O Groats & Dunnet Head summons us to a path That leads down from this pinnacle of sorts Along the sea-bashed coast to wylde Cape Wrath Where I shall seek out rosaries once more Tomorrow, yon the dreich Duncansby bore EDINBURGH to r* ot f l *h a * m d * * i * * to * * llboo * th a e h h e 17 * a i a 36 * * r n n * * t i * h t o o f l m d i HEATHER LODGE My cities, I leave thee, gritty & grime, This budding muse prepares the spirit’s ark, Where bird-migration marks the pass of time What was lifestyle now grey & stranger-stark Like Guernica or Oranges-sur-Seine, Once vivid colours growing daily dark. These strange occasions wend my thoughts to when Wordsworth had found a stool to ease his mind From crowded sensibilities of men I, too, hope happy harbourage to find Beside a world of green, where piny glade By Vallambrosan cardinal design’d For as Iona’s church from wattles made The forum for a forest made fair trade. PRESSMENNAN WOODS Feel the feeling on the edge of summer Hours before your first foggybummer April, perhaps, or March on a good year Out on the tracks with the shy, pregnant deer Wearing that hat that you’ve worn all Winter Skimming thro Plath or the plays of Pinter Warming each pace in your courdoroy clothes As petals do abud before the rose. & all at once we lesson from our haste & cardigans are tied about the waste & soon we feel upon the naked arm A zephyr-waft, so soft, so cool, so calm & I shall follow them wher e’er they will Free spirits, til the first Autumnal chill SALLY CINNAMON you are poetic clever sensual-amusing sweet-sassy-sharing warmhearted-caring adorable-decadent funny-joyloving inspirational kittencute o baby I love you so ! SNOW WHITE ROBE I drove in to John Lewis's with half-a-ton to spend Upon my ain respectable, delectable girlfriend & found a lovely dressing gown so comfortable & snug So I could bathe in duvet bliss whenever we should hug & choosing one all snowfall white I bounded stair on stair Up to the fifth floor, feeling festive, rudolf thro the air To wrap her pretty present with the verve her love deserves But life, of course, the bloody thing, oft flings a ball that curves I noticed, to my horror, muddy bits the robe endarks (I should have bought the dark blue one I'd spotted doon at Marks) & being too polite to change the robe I thought I'd nudge The dirt onto strong sellatape ( & left a little smudge) To leave her opening impressions untainted, almost, One wash away from spotlessness, robes whiter than a ghost WHAT BLEEDS FOR FIVE DAYS & DOES NOT DIE? She moans about her hormones every second week in four Goes clattering the cutlery & slamming every door Like when we yearn’d tranquility, then found a paradise But she was full of PMT & said, "It's not THAT nice," Yet women are man's reason, so when swings the pendulum Put on your safety helmet for the fireworks to come She sulks & yells, her belly swells, her paranoia grows, Now fear the snarling werewolf where you once could smell a rose, Cos' women synch up to the moon, thats just the way things are, So never say "irrational," or let her drive the car, & if you feel frustrated in a very vocal war Letting your lady win will just infuriate her more But when the fun is over, son, there's one thing you should do Embrace your woman, kiss her lips & whisper, "I love you!" SUMMER VISTA Upon the steep slopes of Spott Dod I sat, observing as a god Surveys creation all below, Through fields reflecting summer’s glow The London train creeps past a car, The wavy mane beside Dunbar Grew angel blue, no northern sea In glassy, grey conformity, But more an Adriatic Bay Ecstatic with a cloudless day & I, above it, with the sheep Some rustic Croat half asleep Dreaming where men have rarely trod Upon the steep slopes of Spott Dod LOVE’S REPOSE Ah Sally! Sweet Sally Cinnamon, hear, Even now, after all that we've gone through, From halycon highs to those awful lows The fact we chose to share together, Repose in Scotia’s fertile land; where fruit Grows wild; remember gooseberries were found, Where Falcons vie with Crows to claim the sky, Where vista-on-vista splendidly glows Before eyes remember them when they close, Where Whittinghame Water flows carefree, Free as these souls of ours; suppose they met But they were sleeping – when windy fate blows Life grows, so rose us from dim city streets Like poesy from prose, come cherish this truth. YESTERDAYS “Do you remember the good old days?” asks Sally “The good old days were SHITE!” I reply, “Just four television channels The pubs shut at eleven TV over by midnight ZX spectrum games taking ages to load & all that poverty & austerity ‘We were happy,’ people said But we weren’t really, Just ignorant & oblivious to progress!” “I meant me & you,” says Sally & I think I see a tear in her eye “I do,” I say, “I do very much!” & hugg’d her as a lover & a friend MOODY BLUES The spirit of romance is with us A man & a woman & a dog Listening to sea-girt violin concertos The weather brimmels all unsettled Full of gallivanting gulls, Tintallon's waves & this single black eagle… Senses shatter’d by a drunken Doonhamer I mean… Sally plus PMT plus alcohol Equals hell-sent banshee hell-bent on fury Relationship psychobabble pierces our nirvana “Its a long way to drive to have a row!” I say But she keeps on scowling… I slink to the tent, leave her staring out to sea A fisher-widow searching for her longdrowned love RABBITCATCHIN I was house-sitting Yarrow on the edge of stir crazy Drinking & dreaming, thinking of screaming So… I thought I’d take the dogs out for a walk It was your classical attack pack, Harvey, the overweight labradour, & his spaniels harem Molly, Larch & Bridie, three generations of beautiful ladies Gone scaring out the rabbits or the pheasants for the guns In the space of a couple of days they’d bagg’d me both Harvey’d jaw’d a rabbit while Bridie’d chomp’d a bird One or two googles later I held their life-guts in my hands Reptillian aliens spilling out of the mother ship, Feathers blocking the plug-hole by decapitated torsos Hours later, eating tasty game, I felt a proper man… like, An eight-mile hike to Scotmid down East Linton, there & back LAMENTATIONS There thrives for love a lively interest, The love that flutters in those faerie dells We all have felt, yet know not where she dwells Behind the harden’d boneyards of the breast Where seldom stays she longer than the guest Who comes to visit when fresh asphodels Have daily spoil’d beneath their fragrant shells ‘Til flung upon the muck-heap with the rest. Our heart begins the journey beating whole But fractures at joy’s maddening demise, Some monkey, still alive, but lab-sliced ope; A memory of home hangs off the wall That was our happy place, & in your eyes, When I see them moved on my tears bleed hope. ] DEPARTURES As planets in their stolen orbits sway Enraptured by the sun’s eternal day So too must move the motions of the heart & lovers from each other cleave apart & so I go, some Rama far from Seeta Or then again, maybe I’m yet to meet her… As Autumn’s vegetation makes decay Down Goldenacre-Warriston’s pathway I see the sun rise up on Arthur’s Seat & silhouette the city’s spinal street This is, I think, a hint of things to come Like Sufi’s singing Sindhi to a drum Thus poet-prospects loaded up with ore These feet shift forth to see Savitri’s shore WAVERLY Nunc insanus amor duri me Martis in armis Tela inter media atque adversos detinet hostes Virgil Round Whittinghame I took another walk & at the Lodge with Sally softly talk Of how our love was never meant to be For love is but a fleeting mystery, & in a daze I wander’d through the brooks That led me to that little trove of books When entering that lovely little church Thro’ old Lord Balfour’s books I delv’d in search & with delight I found prosaic lays Like Waverly that once the world did praise, In it the modern novel was design’d, But now is nigh forgotten by mankind Then pocketing an eighteen forty-one, I’ thro’ the flocks, for Haddington was gone! PORTOBELLO PARK Edinburgh is the perfect place for a civilised existence Laura Fiorentini There was this Weegie at a car boot sale Floggin’ his stuff at rock-bottom prices & bartering thirty clubs for three quid I starts marching thro toun, putter & wedge Zigzaggin’ Bruntsfield links nigh every day Where shot-by-shot I found the Tiger Zone, After all, Embro’s still golf’s sacred hame, On Musselburgh’s nine holes I upp’d my game When, one day, Portobello, on my own, & I don’t think I even paid to play, But even so, stood on the tee-side edge I yelp’d with glee! A real-life hole-in-one! But no-one at the course or the houses Witness’d my claim to golfing’s holy grail! THE DALRIADA Edinburgh's a great place– there's so much magic in the streets Dave Navvaro Astride the city limits, penn’d by wave & Lothian’s God-Country rolling East A palace stands which Linus would play proud “Come in! Come in, you’re all very welcome To the three o clock session, bring a drum Guitar, pipes or violins, sing a song You would think they’d been doing this for years Or at least since the Home Guard had moved in Singing shanties as they saved the railings: But no! Mere years ago a man & wife With music in their blood bought up the place & brought together local troubadours With an increasingly ambient audience… …In all my days I’ve never felt so free. SCOTTISH POETRY LIBRARY It is hard to think of a better symbol of the kind of searching, dynamic nation the new Scotland may yet become Catherine Lockerbie As pleasure makes us read & reading makes us know & knowing makes us sing, & singing makes us grow ‘Tis best to set in store the reliquary of song A merry house of books which all can march among To cherish & sustain a native heritage As Homer heard the tales of Menalean rage Down here on Crichton’s Close a nation’s soul is kept The surge MacDiarmid surf’d, the dirges Dunbar wept Thro Scotland’s love of art & Gulbenkian gift An avalanche of books available for sift Come pile a table high, as shelf-by-shelf we comb To find that special verse or take those verses home If ever passing by, when under poesy’s spell, Come pause & swoon & sigh where kindred spirits dwell! RABBIE BURNS He used to sit in a very small room with one or two friends only; but many were the visitors who called in to gaze upon what they called the ‘coffin of the bard’ J Stewart Smith There is a certain knack to becoming an immortal As Orpheus’s heartbeat passes thro Pluto’s portal & Burns arriv’d at Baxter‘s Close by Lady Stair’s fine house Singing of reeking haggises & a wee tim’rous mouse & even as, on that first day, he copp’d a ‘gardy-loo’ Went shit-caked, wand’ring city-streets, without a bloody clue He knew if he could sing his songs the world was sure to hear & so, oor sweet Sordello, soon found Johnnie Dowie’s beer With enough space for a fiddle, & as the Argo’s cox He beats enchaunting rhythm thro his native tides & rocks & soon, at Mrs Carfrae’s door, his destiny would stand “Your little book of poetry the gossip of the land!” & soon, to Edinburgh, in thanks, oor bardie’s pen address’d Verse added to this new addition, both Edina-bless’d MURRAYFIELD LAWN TENNIS CLUB Such honours come seldom to the history of any club & we should all feel proud that Norma plays as a member of Murrayfield &, in so doing, has brought notice & distinction to the clubs name as well as her own Annual Report Upon a bench I phantasize Of Mrs Boothman’s apple pies Smokie the Poodle nipping heels Hot pots of tea & home-made meals Wooden handles make hands blister Everybody Mrs, Mr, Or Miss, of pretty face & curve Eye-candy for the secret perv Who lusts for frills each time they serve & nobly nods as out they crash To Norma Seacy’s forehand smash! “She’s won Junior Wimbledon!” Ageing members tell each new one Traditional custodians! MENAGERIE There’s always something new in the zoo Max Richmond When Noah’s Ark left two-by-two They’d hurry back in if they’d knew They’d one day end up in a zoo, For all the fucking world to view; The Wolverine, the Kangaroo The Lesser, spiral-horn’d Kudu The Chimpanzees in pirate crew The Turacoo of violet hue The coarse-quill’d, stiff-claw’d, casque’d Emu Flies flocking to the Rhino poo The Pygmy Hippo, & what’s new The Ocellated Turkey too! I climb the walls, midst human herds An Alcatraz of Beasts & Birds! MESOLITHIC CRAMMOND The latest research on genes show that nearly all persons of British lineage are descended from these Mesolithic peoples. Matthew White Twelve thousand years ago Crammond was swept by a higher sea Where on the beach our ancestors eked out a winning existence Living embodiments of the migration of intelligence “The proof is in the pits of nut-shells!” mutters archaeology Paleolithic, Neolithic, whatever they may be Flint tools were used, stone arrowheads flew, so they must have had some sense More for practical eventualities, not to please futurity Mankind is older than the dust of lost forgotten cities & the monkeys & the dogs & the lizards we all once were There is a wondrous common-ness to which all creation must answer A pond of ancient memories, you can hear them in the ditties Sung by blind bards, & in the Spring when deep down we remember Being those plants gasping for life across thirsty, frozen tundra Like a baby turning towards the milky breast of his mother! BRITISH GAS Hey Damo - Your latest email (I'm guessing your latest sonnets) have crashed my company firewall for reasons of 'profanity'. Naughty, naughty!!!! Carol Aitken A few years ago as I went bumbling all around the Raj I realiz’d my bumbag made me look a bit of a bum-boy & the books shov’d down mi backside in the sun gave me a chafin’ So I got this guy in Delhi to make me a slick, little man-bag With enough room for mi books, mi weed, mi passport & mi money & a little extra space, today I carried a DVD I’d borrow’d it from Yarrow, where the rainbow shone sweetly The fabulous Il Postino, where the poet Pablo Neruda Settl’d upon Salina, I’d like to go there, there or Egadi & promis’d to return it soon, with her office on my circuit She left her wide-view’d office at the very top of British Gas To meet me in the car-park, & said “I thought that you would like it!” Above her rose a leviathan, Xerxes gorging on the grid Profiting from half of Scotland’s insatiable lust for power! PORT O’ LEITH We do get folk dancing on the bar, but they don't get paid for it Mary Moriarty Swamp’d in a sea of impedimenta Scuzzily creative All classes of late-night characters converge For what can only be call’d an UBER-RAVE All watch’d over by the diligent eye Of the indisputable Queen o’ Leith What magic myst’ries in her mistress eyes Puzzlingly elated Still sumptuous in style, Leith’s Lady Ga-Ga, Like a mixture of the new Leith & the Old Better than Betty Moss & Bet Lynch put together & a lady to be serv’d by Pamplona to Napoli, Galway & Colne It’s definitely the maddest pub I’ve supp’d in ANN STREET The best thing is the peace and the fact we have these small gardens. We have foxes and birds, but apart from that it's very silent. It's a lovely community. Dilly Emslie O wealth Karlsefinian, O pride Carthaginian That vision of Raeburn, his mission to make home Midst fellow high-fliers with rich-filling coffers Dona Jimena Diaz, the lodger De Quincey A quality street by Queen Mother acclaim’d; Exclusive, expensive, elusive advantages Two gardens to tend to, a postcode of gold But built before parking & permits & penpushers The mad, modern nightmare the New Town now knows! As bright lunar lamps light the gates day & nightly Contented, this classical address widely crav’d With wings like a mansion well over a million Or more for the glory of lordlier life All named after Raeburn’s amazing young wife SCOTTISH NATIONAL GALLERY During his stay at Edinburgh, after his return from the Hebrides, he was at great pains to obtain information concerning Scotland James Boswell Soul drawn by the knowledge I could find that Claude & Apollo & our Muses by the ford Thro images delicious as fresh truffles Like pictures of The Christ & his kerfuffles I join’d my fellow acolytes of culture Circling the paintings as a starving vulture Waiting for something, some flash to catch the eye A Titians, a Reubens, a … my oh my! Her face! So fair & accurate… & that horse Silly me! It is an Aelbert Cuyp of course! & native down the stairs McTaggert’s Kintyre With Sir Joseph Noel Paton’s faerie fire & Raeburn’s David Hunter’s country attire Form the proof that Scotia, too, can artist sire CALTON HILL A thousand years of history Are here crystallized Within the circuit of a single glance William Winter I am the Silver Rose, & with these streets shall fuse, To etch my gift in rhyme; For as our starbreeze blows, It too provokes the muse To join us, for a time! She, for a time, shall serve All manners of mankind, Far delving through his realm; For this is Scotia’s verve, By Eldritch dream design’d Some hell-witch at the helm, In dragon’s furnace born, By faerie fingers worn! ODE TO SCOTLAND Well I've been here for years, but its time to do one I’ve sank a load of beers & I thank ye for the fun Spinnin’ thro hootenannies with a bonnie halean howl Purrin’ with pretty pussies on an m-cat prowl I've driven round Loch Lomond, walk'd five hundred miles yon Tain Gone roamin' in the gloamin' wrapped in midgeproof cellophane I've organis’d four Jock Stocks with a need to make ye dance & scampered up yer Cuillin rocks as mountain mists advance I've mused thro an Ediniad of sonnets Reekie round The best nights that I've ever have with best friends that I’ve found But something in a poet's soul must sail his craft abroad & leave behind the rock n roll, when lightening the load They'll furrow forth down foreign streams, forgetting never they Those places full of god-sent dreams, like Garvald 'neath the hay. HELVELELLYN Up stony slopes I huff, puff & scramble, All a fluster in the blustery gale, Eyes blinded by thick sheets of sleet & hail, Clothes torn by the claws of thorny bramble, My spirit, ‘gainst which angry Zephyrus Summons all his strength, calls upon the soul Of our being, for being conquers all. As I reach the epic peak, glorious Realm of diety, barren heap of ice, A blizzard-swept, Valhallan paradise, I see, in the snows, a fresh Silver Rose & wonder how such sweet tenderment grows, Like the gorgeous gardens of ShangriLa, In this frozen wilderness, like a star. LAKELAND SUNSET Visions of heaven roll out to the west, The orb of morning clutching to her chest Our Starbird swoops thro’ burning copper sky Neath lilac bands behued as harvest rye, Lands perfectly, & with mystical craw Perches her talons high upon Skiddaw, Completing ephemeral embassy, Nestling for the night, snuggl'd in airy Clouds of rosy dusk, moonbeamdappled hulks, Eerily drifting as the Dark Knight skulks Round his coal-charred kingdom, shapeless & starr'd, Where each bright twinklet is a crystal shard Studding evening's armour, which when worn brings The stunning universal thing-of-things. . PILL POPPIN’ POET I get to the Firkin, deep in Broom Hill Where mi old mate Paris is a-dealin, He exits the loos…A fiver a pill! Stock’d up & rockin… the Friday feelin’! The saviour of the modern-day raver Lies in the marvellous Mitsubishi I chew on a pill, swill down the flavour, Tastes a bit fishy like years old sushi. Through the Steel City's seven lampstrewn Hills, I stroll, the party starting quite early, Saturday night? A pocket full o’ pills! Superstylish? Absofuckinglutely! A troubadour buzzing through Birley Wood A bag of wrecky eccies to the good! 200 MILES Beyond the crooked spire of Chesterfield A monotone midlands mumbles by We reach the Nam* - high rise after high rise 100 miles to go to the next big smoke Sat with Colombians on the Silverlink South Coke barons, businessmen, probably both BIRMINGHAM INTERNATIONAL The Colombians head for home Coventry & the dull red rows of Rugby Milton Keynes & Watford Junction We enter some terrifying & yet terrific vastness Two hundred & fifty square miles of concrete, parks & cars Wembley, Queens Park, Paddington, Oxford Circus Suck’d deep into the capital with an electric roar * Birming-nam COCKNEY CRISIS So this is London still, a half-life past Since first I fled here fourteen years ago Sensing this soul his young foal far surpass'd For then I lusted for seraglio All vice & virtues then were mine, & known All England's faces, snowflake different, & now another of set of sonnets flown! Am I too late this river to repent? But knowing not the towers of Tashkent Nor writing haiku through a Nippon night Sat underground assuming new intent Til Stratford, where out into the sunlight, I find myself on roads ne’er walk'd before What tides shall take me forth? & to what shore? COMMUTER LOVE Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love u and understand us and kiss our three heads and make it a Carrie Bradshaw She shivers in vain under the old clock tower Drizzle spate, lover late, fizzling date "The 17.17 from Dover Priory Has been diverted via Bat & Ball..." She walks morbidly into Unwins Buys a bottle of cheap red Chianti To take home to its depressing glass Tonight she’ll romance Albert Square & a fisherman's pie from Tescoes Laced with white-hot jallapeno... Then... the EUREKA knock at the door & stood will stand there, slick-soaked hair, & said,"Sorry, Daphne, I've had a total nightmare!" "Drive next time!" she’ll whisper, kissing him prodigiously. INNER CITY LIFE In the inner city, there's a mentality that the government owes you something. Mary J. Blige In London every tree you see’s a willow Drooping sadly in the poisonous air, Airless stacks are the soul-sapping pillow Where only money-mongers seem to care. The M25 means captivity, I mean, what is there left to delight us, Lust-for-life crush'd through blind servility Barely sooth’d by these dancey all-nighters! Traffic encircles concrete conurbations, Mobiles by the millions melt the mind, Germs breed in the underground stations, This microcosmic mirror of mankind. In London life is wonderful, we’re taught, In London every person is a passing thought... THE HACKNEY SCHOOL RUN OH MY GOD! I’m having a nightmare Fuck, look at the fucking time! “SHUUTTT UUUPPP!!!” The kids are doin’ my head in With their school-stuff everywhere “Here’s yer shoes, here’s yer socks, Heres yer fuckin’ sandwich box!” “MUMMY… don’t swear!” OH MY GOD! Its ten to nine now, & my car-keys JUST ARENT THERE! Will it rain, will he call Will I end up on the dole O my god its five to nine now & the traffics hits a wall! FITZROY ROAD On monday morning at about 6am Sylvia gassed herself She asked me for help, as she often has I was the only person who could have helped her & the only person so jaded by her states She seem’d to be getting in good shape She was writing again She was making enough money Winning commissions & good reviews Then a series of things, solictor’s letters, etc Piled up, she flared up, The doctor put her on heavy sedatives… & in the gap between one pill & the next She turned on the oven TOWER HILL Before the fortress the angry mob calls To the ‘ooded axeman, "Off wi' 'is 'ead!" Traitors believed they'd be better off dead Than a rottin ghoul in these devlish holes… Thousands of epitaphs scrawl'd into walls Tongue worn by black tongues… In this clammy dread A doom-dripping gloom from which all hope hath fled, A phantom's tortured wail rises then falls. Thumbscrews, iron maiden, stretch'd on the rack Flailing cat 'o' nine tails raking the back Foul instruments of an inquisition. What cruel devices have we in their place, In this age, to form an equal grimace? Try sitting thro' a full Eurovision! TAKE-OFF There is a built-up weight of images & memories Within ceaseless recepticles, buds of floral soul & as we rise oer England, as free as air men breath, Bursting earth's first clouds, come seize such scenes of seas & trees & mountains & a sky cerulean! Reminding us of Italy, tis not long now, Before thy vintage viganettes, once more! Moments as these, allied to epic thought Propel mental liasons, 'Sir, dally with one-upman-ship! No Homer ye may be & yet we rove those overskies Once-peopled by his poesy, with all the winds of Jupiter Go laptop peppering, no need for rhyme's remembrance Though that will roll inevitable when Italy unclogs thy heart & pours love down's life's arteries for the ghosts of a noble cause!’ IN AEREO Tis a fabulous day to be flying Over England & her summer-bronz’d fields Her towns & cities shaped like knitted shields & Thames - lucid blue reapplying Now Antwerp passes ‘neath us in a ring & Amsterdam a pleasure to behold Now banks of cloud glide under glinting gold As oer Europa’s plain unseen we wing Now from the mass the rank & file emerge In polka dot procession to the Alps That tumble upwards & their snowy scalps Upstrain to touch us, behemothic surge Forming the one land wall of Italy Where souls of lofty softness oft set free! FARFALLA * * * * * skoenlapper * * * nipwisipwis liblikas farasha titli mariposa dimago burabiro sommerflue mot'l petalou'da paruparo pi sugnya butterfly uvevane kupu lupelupe vlinder pulelehua papillon lilldeh popti peplim papalotl txipilota choochoo prajapathi papilio lepke perhonen luvivane flutur bimbilo kupukupu peperuda huitzil fuf lao gorgoleta kelebek borboleta babochka kakupo tauriuö bembe kipepeo woo deep bayboum zanimo fithrildi serurubele bulubulu ramarama mpornboli hevavahkema parpar fluturi metulj fefe-fefe pepeo pili-pala schmetterling pillango marlimarlirni oguyo shavishavi parvaneh sommerfugl fjril samanalaya LA SCALA There is a way to make a poor man rich Bedazzle him with beauties, to distill Life’s quintessential essence, without which Drouth drains the inkwell, uncouth cracks the quill! Yes, set him free, some large & open hall Where from the soft & guileless rise of strings Both passing urchins & the wealth-set stall Rais’d on adagionic angels’ wings Then let us listen synasthesean Turning to worderie these mimesi Which bubble from the orb’d empyrean Wall’d-workshop of a makar’s primal eye. Where listening to some lush-string’d Quartet, The Mousai bless him with ae fond bousette! ADRIATICA Serene afternoon... the streets of Rab are quiet, the stones I step on as smooth as silk…the sky…cloudless, deep azure, Collar turned up I begin the ascent, the terrain A plethora of white, jagged, quartz-like stone. Half-way up the yellow, flower-trumpet dotted peak I gaze back on an island, evergreen forest-realm Silky-still lagoons, snow-capp'd mainland mountains & Rab’s marble township jutting out like luxury liner. My ears strain for noise, relieved by buzzing fly, & bleeting phalanx of sheep, led by rustic Croat Whose rocks usher stray ewes & lamb back to the flock. As the sheep disappear I resume my scrambling climb Up this lizard-strewn gully to the stony summit, & feel Some mighty wind thundering across a thousand islands. LETTER FROM LORETO O Sally when if ye’d come to Italy, Some honeyfly wupon a Tuscan eve beneath those happy stars we could conceive Join life-threads in a living tapestry Then to this Papal shrine our love I'll lead Where god's own salvific omnipotence Shines thro' this black madonna's soft presence Where pleas of budding mothers angels heed. How quiet are these walls of Nazareth Beneath Maccari's frescoed dome sublime & there let us entwine our hearts, our breath & ask for little life to bliss our time. Where pinning sacred ribbon to thy breast Lets hope our triduum by dio blest! RECANATI Into Gagliole the ticker-train drew Scenes full of secrets fresh vistas renew Poetical delight! Citta del molto chiase ahead I have hope, I have wine, I have shoes, I have bread & I have appetite! Siamo amiche, Guiacarmo Leopardi Vedo la sua mura, gli archi e le colonne & belvedering bliss Soul desiring infinity in an astro mirabil Il pensier del presente do race & reel As amorose kiss! Into my mind such predeliction storms While nationhood creates its native forms. CASALINO More tranquil than the murmour of a rose, The piazzas of Pratovecchia, Bethlehem-twinned, harbour a sweet repose, Calm cluster shepherds call Casalino Here Dante mused upon his fifth canto, For Paulo & Francesca tears did pour, Mixing with the streamlings of the Arno, Flowing to ev’ry Italian shore A place to set poesia in store, Where sacred sisters break the ancyent bread, There, summoned by the grunting of wild boar Into a place where feet have seldom tread, Not life nor history shall help mine art, Just fragrant music of the valley-heart. Pui tranquilo del mormorio della rosa, la piazza di Pratovecchia, Betlemme-gemellare, rifugio una villagio dolce, amosso calmo il pastori chiamato Casalino - Ecco Dante meditato il suo cante cinque, Lacrime versate per Paulo & Francesco, Mescolato con il fiumicello giovane del’Arno, Scorando a tutta la riva d’Italia – Un posto per consevara la poesia, Dove les suore sacreto spezzanno il pane antico, La, convoco presso il gruniri dei chingialo selvaggi, Dentro un bosco dove un piede ha calpestato raramente, Non vita ne storia auiteranno la mia arte, Solo musica fragrante del cuore delal valle. GRAN As Dante found himself in some dark wood My soul has been tormented since ye died But holding back time's tears, my weary flood! I waited for your light to be my guide. As Virgil took step with the Tuscan bard Thro Hell’s inferno to the face Divine I travell’d far & tho’ the way was charr’d I climb’d a peak & waited for a sign. About, the bells of church & cattle sound As I pursue this bed of dried-out stream My sad heart breaks! An ickle trickle found Lit by a leafy sunbeam-dappl’d gleam. & in these, the highest headwaters of the Arno, I scatter'd her ashes in this sweet flashing flow. CAMPALDINO Across the sheer Consuma Pass the Papal Guelfs did steer, To permeate the Poppi plain, the Ghibellines appear, Noble Swabian lineage with rival war ensigns, Amplified by Catenaian Alps & spangling Apennines The sun had risen muggy on Saint Barnabas's day, Where over Verna, Francis of Assisi’s hands did pray, Dante Alighieri, far beyond his metaphors, Stood in the first line of the Guelfs, the fearless Feditors, & faced the charging enemy, & yes he was afraid, Protected by Apollo many mortal parries made, As now the Pavesari wrap around the fading foe, Who drop their shields & fled the field, splashing thro the Arno; The Guelfs did claim a victory & furthermore the pride, ‘Come Dante,’ said Boccacio, ‘Let us to Florence ride!’ A REPLY TO DANTE In the first sonnet in his Vita Nuova, Dante Alighieri asks his fellow poets to explain to him a dream in which he saw his ver-beloved Beatrix. The request was granted in the sonnet-form by many of his contemporaries, including the famous Cavalcanti. I reckon it was not love that you saw But manifested images of soul, For when a muse first to her care dost call The bard, then dreams rise vivacious & raw. From vixen Beatrix such pictures draw, O blazing heart, thine art set to install, Thy weeping man, emotion’s pensive squall, To rave about these as is natural law. Back when you ask’d us you were but a boy Basking in your quattordici versi, Probing, excitedly, life’s wild answers. In love so unrequited ye found joy Indulging in a world of phantasie, Not the sweet’ning realness of romances. TO SALLY IN SILENCE We We We We are are are are the music of the finches green twa pussies purring by the fire the fragrance of a vernal scene twa frogs full-throated with desire We We We We are are are are the thistle of your bonnie land twa rabbits sprinting cross the glen the seaweed wash’d up on the sand twa badgers snuggled in their den We We We For are morning in the Balkan enclaves are night on the sea of Araby are twa birds gliding on the white waves we are one in nature, you & me So spread your wings & hurry here to me This Paradise of Exiles, Tuscany! REQUIEM @ CASSINO On the day my mother died I walk’d up to Cassino O tis a place of death if ever there was one, my friend For six hard months the Gustav line murder’d thro an empire & the Poles who fought for Warsaw in a country far away As the abbey gleam’d ethereal in the day’s fading light Into this dark cathedral I drove on my stumbling steps & found two soft believers praying at an altar Backs to a tumbling organ (hewn by goblins I am sure) Kneeling before a painting of a young Mother Mary Who posed uncanny likeness to my mother when she young & all emotions flooded thro’ me wailing for an outlet Until they left, & then I knelt & then I pray’d for her Who brought me up into this world, & thankful I am for it Writing this sonnet neath the moon in a still mountain air THE ART OF LOVE (from Ovid) Children of cupid note down thy name; Best you believe all women may be won, Promise her presents to charm her armour, Wear rose-fashion'd clothes like men of milieu, Be aware of your hair & trim thy chin, Say her face is fair, her eyes are like skies, Blood warm’d by wine fair spirits flame & flow, Lust multiplies with each draught that we drink, Choose not for certain if thy day is drunk For wine gilds women with looks & laughter, Speak & with speed, for Venus loves the brave, & females forced e’en to their true desires, Then comes the kiss & when passion express’d There leaves but little rusing for the rest... 9 AD Thro the Teutoburger Wald went the arms of Varius Arminius of the Cherusci made his excuses & soon a ghoulish baritas surrounds the sons of Mars Chaunting for Lord Tuisto & Odin amidst the stars The chiefs fighting for victory, companions for their chief They set out all for slaughter, no quarter & no relief A black storm rages all around the javelins & spears The fallen Goths are carried off to dry the widow tears Three days of carnage rampant in the dark & marshy wood The roman gen’ral cuts his throat & gurgles on the blood Some men cast off their armour & await the lethal blow Only a lucky few would safely reach the Rhine’s wide flow The news reaches Augustus, flying thro grieving regions; “O Quintillius Varius, give me back my legions!” THE NAZARENE Gethsemene Judas rope Archmagus Sadly maintain the scandalised Sanhedrim Leaning their wills upon the Roman whim The Pilate’s orders murder the son of Him To Calvary A Crucifix Sanguinus Human sin Son of god Devils day Pious fires Epiphanies VAGABONDO Solo, sono stato viaggio, Dalle complessite senza vita, Di villagio a villagio, Panarami di vista a vista - Oh! sospiri del Viarregio, Oh! scheletro catta di Calcata, Solo, sono stato viaggio, Dalle complessite senza vita. Stelle quando sono campaggio, Pensiero sulla passagio, Oh! isola balerno di Ponza, Oh! piazza confortolvelmente, Oh! bellaza di Portovenere, Oh! Non complicato mezza-vita! Alone, I went wandering, from complexities without life, from village to village, panorama from view to view - O! sighs of Viareggio, O! skeletal cats of Calcata, Alone, I went wandering, from complexities without life. Stars when I am camping, thoughts upon the path, O! whale-island of Ponza, O! comfortable city-squares, O! beauty of Portovenere, O! uncomplicated half-life! MEMORIUM TO THE PASSAGE OF TIME Shelley has somehow made my library & instantly I mused back to that time, Far from these heady days in Sicily, When Tuscany enthubulised my rhyme, Remembering that perfect Pisan clime When Kapitano drank thro our brief fling By Arno side, & as I sang sublime He pluck'd our lira like a beggar-king, I pass'd those sweet siestas composing Pretences of dining with Byron's crew, Now summer rises from the finest spring & years along those dreams I had seem true, Wintering in Sicily's hinterland, A palace & a pen on either hand. BELOW SCOPELLO To become, to belong, bohemian, So many miles my smitten songsmith sent, Striving for prospects paradesean In an immortal moment's monument Time carves us this vista Tyhrennean, Tranquilo corner of a continent, To become, to belong, bohemian, So many miles my smitten songsmith sent. This rocky cove, this tower, this mountain, Blend in an often prophesied fusion, Sweet Sicily! Sat silent & content, Recently have my dreams increasing seen Visions of places I had never been Where I should sit a songsmith & invent ERICE Italia d'oro Paradiso di pensiero esiliato Regina di poesia Sicilia sublime Cuore di oceano antico Cucina di cultura Animato Trapani Smeraldo del Mediterraneo Delizia di pescatori Magnifico Egadi; Farfalla Favignana Pigro Levanzo L'onde riflettono il sole Marettimo splendida estensione Golden Italy, paradise of exiled thought, queen of poetry Sublime Sicily, heart of ancient ocean, cauldron of culture Busy Trapani, emerald of the Mediterranean, Fishermen’s delight Magnificent Egadi, butterfly Favignana, lazy Levanzo Waves reflect the sun, Marettimo spread splendid BATTLE OF THE EGADI (241 BC) Tween Trapani & fair farfallan isle The fleets of Rome & Carthage meet at last, The captain of an age the day would prove & as the tides of battle ebb & flow A shepherd hears their furious phrenzie Come nightfall leads his flock toward the shore The dead’s crude stench uprisen with the sun Heart-wrenching was! A sorry scene of war, Who is conquer'd, who is the conqueror He could not tell, a sanguine sea bestrawn With floating corpses, men condemn'd to die In hopeless sacrifice, this crimson cove Would never wash the bloodshed from its rocks, Like rich red wine adance white, cotton sheets. MARZEMI SUNRISE As all the sky grew lighter at the change, With pastel arms, from rich & vivid heart Emboldening & merging with god's art, The peachy dawn reach'd round the 'risons' range, As milk-white sea caressess waves to shore, Which kisses rock, bows gracefully, takes leave, Where rising from the lands of make-believe, The red, all-seeing eye that I adore. Though you are far away in outer space, All other images crumble to dust, Filling with feelings more than love or lust My humble soul enters that special place Of two spirits conjoind by nature's hand, One omnipresent, one a grain of sand. THE SEA The sea is a canvas horizon frames Colours adjusted by aerial cloud, From dark, stormy lead thro red solar flames To pleasant pastels heavenish endow'd. The sea is a life-line for those that farm Net-dredging from lean runs to purple patch When sneezing sepia cast out an arm Over the dying comrades of the catch The sea is a liquid field of battle Waves rising to a howling hurricane Fishermen fight the shaking sail-rattle Neath flashing lightning & phosperant rain Here, mankind, truly finds tranquility On a sea heaving to infinity. GRECIA During the long course of my poethood My song I have prepared for this moment At last! to Grecia by my Muses sent & in my heart I knew they always would! Upon Italic plateauxs I have stood Hoping to glimpse her shores through mountains bent Between the mists, that shuffle innocent From peak to peak, as only phantoms could! Am I some Telemachos coming home? Or Eumea drifting in from Elis? Or Phaecian vessel spurting thro the foam When in the hold slumbers Odysseus? I am these things, & many more beside For they still live til poetry has died! HERMES O! God of scholars, travellers & theives, I pray, lord, watch my labour & all success & grace which it receives Offer to thy favour O keen-eyed giant-slayer, never old, On sandals mountain-skimming Vvarnish'd with an untarnishable gold Heed my mortal hymning O son of Maia! if one hundred eyes Yearn to hurt me dearly Grant me bad weather or a clever guise & I'll vanish clearly Lord, find me antidotes when I 'm grown ill Or cloaks & tunics come the winter's chill ON DEPARTING THE SANCTUARY OF OLYMPIA Until we meet again, Olympia! When I shall raise my daughter to the height A toddling flame & as the morn-pink roses, would show her The very scene & in the very light I chose her name My love, as I sit waiting for a bus To Tropea or Pirgos, either way, I think of thee! & wonder if the future holds for us A glitter-girl to please us in her play Our bouncing bee Who, when she's sleeping looks as sweet as you & laughing, me! STERCA HELLAS Where Autumn-tinted peaks rise glorious I hitch’d a lift, a lorry-load of bales Whose little houses sing their hearth-side tales Old stories of this hoary, mountainous Regions of those hardy handsome hunters Fed by their ever-fattening females Where taxidermy, of the arts, prevails & portraits hang with pride for ancestors! The Mornou Dam sits like a precious stone Heart of a highland chain that god-like rings This worl wher only poets dare to chance & each of them, I sense, was once a throne For spirits older than Olympic kings Where Cronos dined & Titans loved to dance. TO DELPHI As careful steps & aiming for the post Must bring us ever closer to our goal Thro’ sharp-barb’d thorny burnett hack’d my feet Urg’d on by robins perch’d on pungent spurge Along an ancyent path of broken stones Which Idomenus trod before the truce I mountain-goated past four snarling hounds Stone-showers scatter, man’s best friend or nay! The bravest follows at a distance A fine black bitch, til gladly I arrive By Delphi’s walls, a troubadour no more, Strange tortoise, with a home flat on my back, Ready to rest, & write, & relish life Upon the rocks where Orpheus once roam’d! CASTALLIAN SPRING So this is the heartbeat of poetry, From holy Parnassus, uprising sheer, These magi-waters of empyrean, Pulse down from such a theatre of stone, Them pouring thro' the depths of my studies, Where in a sketch I see gargoyle faces Perhaps by Hobhouse in Lord Byron's 'Life' Who came up, too, to taste the ancient spring Upon his very famous 'Pilgrimage,' While mine is ended here... I sup the mead A hint of minerals, revitalised, I swear to all my Muses I shall be A poet still, & if they ride with me To England, I shall build them temples there! LUCID DREAMS I have scaled the slopes of Parnassus peak, Rode bare back upon the last Pegasi, Disturb’d the dusts of Cassandra’s antique, Chaunted her scrolls so she shall amplify, All the Muses be my guide…Ah! but I, Feel vain endeavours have lain low my heart Despondent by the Isles of Misery, For am I now the victim of mine art, Another broken fool to poetry? E’en tho’ thy juice tastes lily-sweet to me, Like sailing on a lake of mountain air, All thro’ my soul the xanthean fires flow free T’where my mind’s music strips the passions bare, So be it, I shall roam, t’where life’s demands declare. THERMOPYLAE Napoleon, in Amiens, the crown! Wrested from papal clutches, his own hands Placed steel upon his brow, Corsican clown No longer, but an emperor of lands! I came upon a plain of dreams & steam A spartan in my body, duty, rhyme Where Leonidas & his polis cream Defied the best of persia in their prime On noble Kolonos a monument Topp’d by a laurel wreath, I gladly felt That thro the muses it was sent to me As I before phoenician letters knelt Bending the branch into a perfect ring & crown’d myself, at last, a poet-king! EMAIL FROM THESSALONIKA As every maid Odysseus posess'd Pinn'd Telemachus, home, hard to their breast, I want to wake beside you every day Tell you I love you, ask if you're OK Give you a kiss if you're going to work Or hide if you're menstrual & going bezerk For ye are the one thing I crave here the most Ycamped on the crest of this ocean coast Where under me sea nymphs whisper your name While above glitter stars with your eye-light's flame, As an eagle glides by me as deft as you do All these & this singing reminds me of you For you are the music that livens my drumming Be patient, my love, I am coming... 37,000 ft. He who tells or hears this tale shall reach the same place Bhishma Across Europa we have both progress'd, By foot, by boat, by tram, by bus, by train, But this hour, from a cool & pleasant plane, Sees me sailing air on a grander quest, The scenes by cyan skies & soft cloud blest, How seldom seen & varied the terrain Of ashen peak, urban sprawl, verdant plain, Gleaming sea, wastes of sand & wylde forest. As soon as we abandon Europa, I could already taste the eastern scent, The sun was setting west of Syria, The starry heavens singing its lament, As somewhere yon the grey Arabia My pilot was beginning his descent. THE EAR CLEANER After reaching India I spent some time on going about the country Ghandi Stepping out one golden Goan morning, Drowsy with the sunken sun’s adorning, Content I was to be in nature’s hand, Soul-freshen’d as bare feet sunk into sand, From out of nowhere stept a wizen’d man, “Sahib! cleaning your hearing well I can!” Shows Western praises in his little book, Black blocks of wax from both my ears he took I shook the hand that scrubb’d my hearing clear Said fond farewells & watch’d him disappear Round red & rugged hill flank'd by the view Of Konkan coast careering into blue, When first found I the profits of his fee I’d never known how sweetly sounds the sea! KERI BEACH If I were asked under what sky the human mind has most fully developed some of its choicest gifts, has most deeply pondered on the greatest problems of life, and has found solutions, I should point to India Max Mueller I watch'd the reaching out of Dawn's arms red, Both wrapp'd about the beach on which I led, Saw little twitters skip the zenith crest Of waves flung shorewards, falling foam abreast, Ahead, the full moon gave the waves good gold, Behind, deep-banded amber branding bold, When starry rays made way for planets three, They, too, into the blue illume did flee. As round the moon floating rose-fingers meet, Morn's cyan-curtain'd opening complete, As fishermen & dogs begin day's dance Still on the sands I lay, a man entranc'd, For as the full moon into air distills, What flaming sun-chink winks out from the hills! OLD GOA When the missionaries came, they had their bible & we had our land. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed, & when we opened our eyes we found that we had their bible & they had our land Jomo Kenyata They were the first white faces to arrive, & the last fascist faeces to depart, Whence inbetween a race envangelized; You can still taste the breeze of the Tagus By Mandovi, in spacious Spanish rooms One takes whenever pausing in Panjim, O pocket Portuguese emporium! The stuff of fallen empires lingers near, Array'd as if an eastern Nuremburg Had Speer inspired, these barrel-vaulted rooves So cleverly conserv'd, where faded scenes, Like Shivapurams on a temple wall, Paint papal hagiographies, spread proud, Around us in the old Latino style! TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE EVER NAILED My body remembers without benefit of words, that men who do not welcome girl-babies will not treasure me as I grow to woman - though he call me princess just because the Guru told him to Chetan Bhagat To all the girls I've ever nailed There’s only one time I kinda failed I had just been degirlin' in Goa When a few fumbles after getting it together She’s agate ‘STOP!’ but, y'know, I weren’t that bothered Trust me, mi mojo promptly recovered & I found that the girls were all digging mi chat I mean… A poet from Burnley in a right dapper hat! So... deep down I know some were better in bed, But I’ve loved every minute, girls, pathways we tread All glittering gold thro your slipped off bikinis To trust’s lamburghinis, up lust’s kundalinis We surf'd the exotic… frantic… tantric… calm All aboard mine art’s duties, thy beauties to charm. THE INCREDIBLE INDIA CODE We both disliked rude rickshwalas, shepu bhaji in any form, group photographs at weddings, lizards, tea that has gone cold Sachin Kundalkar 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Book your tickets in advance Expect the unexpected Never trust a tout Keep tabs on yer tabs If they say they’re a masseuse – they’re not Murder mosquitoes before bed Never trust a fart Anything is possible in India Check your room thoroughly before leaving 10 Picking up stones scares off m7onkeys & dogs 11 Eat with your non-wiping hand 12 “I was an Indian in another life!” 13 Plenty of change for journeys 14 Ask five different people for directions GODDESS MINE India has two million gods, and worships them all. In religion all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire Mark Twain I fixt mine inner eye upon a star, In darshan disturbing this diety, Lull'd by the tantric strains of her sitar The purest drop of goddess flew to me Upon a swan of hue ambrosial, Her fertile smile still'd time, her luted look My hearts consort - sublimely cordial She read from the Pustaka's sacred book "Wand'rer, thou art welcom'd to India, This sari I have sewn know as thy guide, Where e'er she willows there stay close behind! She closed the page, sail'd high skies to Brahma, Perform'd the blissful duties of a bride, Rare have I seen such beauties in my mind. FORT COCHIN Apart he stalked in joyless reverie, And from his native land resolved to go, And visit scorching climes beyond the sea Lord Byron Come share a second with serenity Up in this lake of European rooves, This crescent lamp'd oer th’Arabian sea Lulls me thither, I hear the sound of hooves... At once a sacred chime grows on the breeze, Some teller of a thousand ancyent tayles, Some from the world's crop-fellers overseas, Some cross the Karakoram's lofty trails, Some were seekers of immortal glory, Some content to be husbands, to be wives... Though the vision all clutter'd & hoary, With me a single memory survives, Being extras in the global story We are stars in the movies of our lives. KARANCI Scratch a rock & a legend springs Arun Kolatkar I took a breath or two of night time air My heart not knowing why, my legs not where The starry skies obscured by gremlin cloud I headed for the hilltop temple loud Where rattled such a throng of Saivite Songs echoing thro Niligrisian night Seeming another Tuscany to me For India oft feels like Italy & all was silver as a Silver Oak For searing thro the deep & astral smoke I found there was a full moon pulling clear Are these the moments poets hold so dear Thro selene scenes setting dream-trails in store When ´morrow morns may pass these ways once more. INDIAN RAILWAYS Such heaps of despatch boxes, such mounds of record boxes, Such vast fabrics of pigeon holes, such abandon of red tape William Howard Russel I found myself waiting at this train station Not for a train, it was just to buy a ticket Not even for that day, but eleven in the future The next one available from Fort Cochin to Calicut So I´m waiting & waiting & I´m waiting nit-pick longer & the guy behind the desk´s on his third guy in an hour & I was fourth, but the seventh guy´s hand starts waving His reservation form as the third guy was about to finish So I warned fifth, sixth, & seventh they´d be a foolish to try linecuttin’ after all, Id been walking in the sun all day like a mad English dog & my legs felt like lead & I was definitely, definitely, going next... So, ten minutes later, my patience almost broken The third guy finishes, & thrusting my form at the window The bugger batters down the shutter for lunch! KANYAKAMARI Everybody knows that the great reversed triangle of land, with its base in the north and its apex in the south, which is called India, embraces fourteen hundred thousand square miles Jules Verne I stepp'd onto Vivikenanda's rock There paus'd, of situation took full stock, Before me, some vast fan, India spread, Behind, lay endless ocean, grey as lead Above, & to the side, a statue rose Some noble poet in his noblest pose & I gazed I swear he winked at me Into my mind th'Orphean frequency Sang, 'Boy, wherever in the world ye be Remember me!'.... 'TisThiruvalluvar!' Says saddhu, startl'd by me, who had seen Or sens'd a dream twyx poets, inbetween A butterfly thro' silver sea-spray flew... ...The boat-bell rang, I sprang to join the queue NALATIYAR The English novel was parochial in the 80s. Indian writers have given us the color Martin Amis Her : O lord of fertile land & everflowing waterfalls O lord of cool sunshine warming ocean´s running waves O lord of good country with beautiful ebony mountains O lord of flowery hills with lush & sparkling waterfalls O lord of honey-bearing woods in the good country O lord of long seashore with fine, unfailing saltpans O lord of the hills with lovely sandal groves on O lord of cool lagoons & bays brimming with water O lord of prosperous vineyards & huge gemstudded caverns Him : O beautiful lady with breasts like budding flowers O lady of beautiful hair with fragrance of musk O lady of long-eyed spears & bow-like eyebrows Him & Her O lord of bewitching victories bring these beauties to me EGG CURRY There is sufficiency in the world for Man’s need, but not for Man’s greed Ghandi To make Curry hot & tasty Fry your veggies odours free Then mix some meat in if you like Fleshy ham to fresh-caught pike Milk & tomatoes make the sauce Good curry powder puffs the force Add other seasonings to taste Then stew awhile, no need for haste Pick out an egg or two to boil Heat-water up by kettle coil All bubbling in a pan Now… add that egg or two of course Ten minutes boil, cold-water cool Ye’ll crack it... shell it... serve with sauce! THIRUVALLUVAR The outstanding greatness of Tamil Nadu Was that it gave Valluvar to the world Shudhannanda Bharati As I rested on a fine, empty beach, by the Bay of Bengal In a soft second of existence I was alerted to a flutter of birds A mile or so along the coast I saw a distant figure approaching. An old man swathed in white robes, sporting a thick, black beard, I expected him to pass, but as he came to within a few metres He veer’d slowly towards me, leaving nor footsteps in the sand, "What is your profession?” he curtly asked, “I am a sonneteer, sir!” His magnificent eyes burrowed into the heartlands of my soul “By any chance, are you carrying a silver rose?” Astonish’d, I show’d him the flower hung around my neck... ...After humming an Upanishad he said, “I’ve been expecting you, As seven words a kural make, seven kural form a sonnet!” This was for me high epiphany to the hidden depths of sonnetry. DEPARTING FOR ANDAMAN Everyone has his own idea of India JM Haynes Gazing across exotic ocean stream Shamrock musing drifts to distant Burnley, Where for as long as breathing there shall be My family, my friends, my football team – So far away, for following my dream I am a stranger in a strange contree, Though slowly hook'd upon its cup of tea, Darjeeling serv’d up with a Devon cream. The sun has fallen & the ship has sail'd, The last lamps of the mainland shrink & fade, A momentary notion has prevail'd As Vagu & Varuna soft notes play’d Next time by solid ground my feet regaled Into youth's fleeting heart I shall have stray'd. AVATARAS Seeing an elephant sprinkle dust on its own head Rahim is puzzled. then he concludes that just as Ahalya was changed back to the human form by a touch of the dust of Sr Rama's feet, teh elephant too is probably trying to find the sacred dust which will give it salvation Rahim At the back of the ship, at the height of the trip, Drawn by the harmonies of Lord Vishnu's call, I saw cross the waters navel rooted lotus Absorbing the beauteous bay of Bengal, Transcending to milk, pearly seaway of silk, Thou lavender cushion of infinite white, Surrounding the foetal spirit centripetal Sucking upon toenails painted starry bright. "Rider, thou art return’d to India, Saraswathi, I see, has smil'd on you, Thy mortal aura bless'd in her prayer, Thine energies hued in a rainstorm blue, Come drape thyself in the Himalaya, For there, thy Silver Roses shall renew." THE TURNING OF ASHOKA The year is 261 BC/ Following the bloody battle of Kalinga at Dhauli, King Asokha is riding beside the River Nadi Ashoka O blessed day! What glory gain'd, the battle still pounds my senses & in mine ears still echoes the cries of battle & death-yells loud Those leonine roars, those clam’rous shouts, the din of drums & cymbals & what sights - great elephants renting each other with bloody tusks & great chariots exploding in shorn limbs & wooden splinters But what is this? a worn woman weeps by the river running crimson My goodly lady why shed thy tears on this auspicious of days When I am flush with the victory & feeling very generous Whatever on this Earth ye need my attendants shall see to Woman I hear you, Chakravartin, in thine armour as white as clouds & yet, ye are a hypocrite for thy palms bestain'd with blood & yes... there is one thing I crave upon this Earth above all others To feel my husband's loving warmth, but his body as cold as snows, Some broken corpse - if ye lack power to make men, sire, why kill them? HYBRIDABAD Imagine everything that is glorious in nature Combined with all that is beautiful in architecture & you can faintly picture to yourself what Calcutta is William Hunter Give me Saint Andrews with sea-views & putter Or take me to Ascot to big-shot & flutter Give me a hot-pot with good bread & butter Or if not, just give me Calcutta Give me the mornings stroll ‘long the Maidan Give me the games grand Garden of Eden Give me the Hoogley’s green glide Thamesian Whenever I yearn for my London For as she was once the pulse of an Empire & Edinburgh the mind that built the Raj Then surely this great city was its soul Where men would recreate their distant shire Carving an architectural mirage From native rocks, where hungry coolies crawl. KATIHAR Precious is a little place on this earth Precious is the life that has least worth Tagore There is a certain sadness in this land The handicapp'd are heap’d upon my heart The twisted feet of those too low to stand & me, all in their midst, but set apart & when I wait to catch the midnight train So many shudras spread about the floor A spell of blessed respite to obtain From drudgeries of being born so poor & like the swine from meal to meal subsists Therein lies the archaic chaff of wheat On which this young democracy insists "Caste is caste & never the twain shall meet!" & even dreamlands which all equal share Disturb'd here by the tannoy's constant blare KANGCHENZONGA Thou art primal Thou art pure Without beginning, without termination In single form endure forever Guru Nanak I came on Pemagangtse in the night A leopard passing slowly in the snow & waited til a precious pinch of light Announced the phoenix day in foetal glow I gazed across the Kabrus unaware That to these climes had Calliope come Slopes gloomy grey, as sunbeams fill the air They turn the burnish'd burgondy of rum Savitri's spell impells the Sun to strength Red turns to orange, orange burns to gold & as all shadows shorten in their length What summit sparkles white, where, very cold, My muse sits, singing, wisest of the nine "On Nanda Devi waits my sister's sign!" GOD The great saints impart sanctity to places of pilgrimage, render actions righteous & good, & give spiritual authority to the scriptures Narada Bhakti Sutras I march on different minds in different ways A force beyond all knowledges combined But let it now be known to each on Earth I have a single name & that be God Tho splintered by the tangl'd knot of tongues For as a man in Orchaa calls me Ram In Qadian as Allah I am praised Now let us reconcile these diff'rences To every race a prophet I have sent & filled them with the milk of mine intent, Asource of common good, a common source, From which the well-fount of my message springs, A clear soul-song for all who wish to hear Through me find Heaven & in Heaven, Love! TRIVIKRAMA Fear not tomorrow, the Almighty is already there Swami Sukhabodhananda I sup sweet Soma-juice Vishnu to praise O steed-bourne lord who stands on lofty hills Let us witness these three Earth-measur'd steps Three widely-striding paces thro’ the spheres & laud him like some wild, steep-scouring beast For midst those steps all creatures must abide. Give vigour unto Vishnu, many-hymn'd, Who sets himself apart & carves three worlds Three sweet & imperishable places & holds aloft, alone, all elements His mansion to attain midst happy gods Let us up to his highest footstep strive Where down on humblest oxen in the home His bull-light showers joyous benefits! WHILE PLAY’D THE CANNONADE Whether it be the heat or the curry, or the state of one’s liver, it seems that the disposition of Englishmen alters in India, & they become very argumentative & theoretical William Howard Russell General - My how hot a day this is Reverend - I cannot agree with you sir There was a lovely breeze this morning The hour was three I think & if you ever had visited Stuffcote You wouldn’t dream of calling this hot General - Stuffcote! Why, I have been there sir Was there, in fact, for three years sir It is one of the coolest stations in India Reverend - Poppycock - in August - what nonsense General - Yes, sir, especially & most particularly In August I have felt positively chilly all thro the month Reverend - Chilly? In stuffcote? In August… Servant - More champagne, Sahib? POOJAH I saw Indian brahmans living upon the earth & yet not on it, fortified without fortifications, & possessing nothing yet having the richness of all men Apollonious of Tyana Morning devotions as pure as the Chutrak Who drinks only raindrops, he takes his brass pot Strolling turblanless into the peasoup hue Rinses his mouth in the steaming stream Pours & rubs libations on crown & chest Squinting with satisfaction Squatting in the waters to his very neck He utters forth his low-noted song of joy Then returns, full of awe, to the shore Smears mud across his quivering torso To kiss the earth repeatedly, invoking RAM He turns his misty eyes to the heavens & with the last, long taste of Goomtee spring Leaves, mud hardening into thick yellow paste NANDA DEVI Arise, awake & stop not til the goal is reach’d Swami Vivekananda Up to the world's rooftop I slowly rose; Checking upon the progress of the soul Appears a mountain prospect a la snows Of Austria, New Zealand & Nepal. I left Almora for the Kashyap Hill, High commune of fairest tranquility, Fresh dawntint drew me to the lofty chill Of this monolithic Axis Mundi. It seems for me the lips of Laksmi smile, No sweeter place on earth to greet the sun, Here summon'd by the lyrical lifestyle, I whisper a gentle dedication; "Until my feet have circuited the globe My thought & life with poesy I shall robe." LEH The greater part of the road is along the flanks of the loftiest and most awful mountains and in which ordinarly there is not found sufficient space for one man to pass by another Ippotito Desideri Yon snowy crowns of the mighty Himalayan massif One reaches the veritable rooftop of the world On arriving in Ladakh’s lovely little capital, I took a pleasant room with spectacular views Of the mountain-gods, immensely charm, On all sides a grey, arid desert which bleeds Into a great chain of mountains encircling The wide basin in which sits this wee oasis Swimming with zen-like calm, from chaos far, This semi-autonomous ‘Little Tibet,’ Reflects in the permeating faces and food Through this land, scarcely populated, Wonderful, austere, & yet each day Modernity, into its ancient fibres, slowly seeps. PHONE CALL FROM AGRA I was staring at the back of this rickshaw driver's neck As I dragged my bags thro Agra, the Taj now just a speck Of love dust immemorial, my minds eye to recall Whene'er long life should ache deep for some sheer uplift of soul; In that place grew pure poetry, man-made & yet divine, A funerary megalith whose Mughal marble wine, Endrenches human spiritus with splendour thro' its form, All races & all nations round its majesty must swarm. As I depart for Gwalior I think of absent touch, For she was like a queen to me, I loved her love so much, & haunted by her happy smile I've wandered far, alone, Til mental peace has found me all my fuck-ups to atone. So I shall get my mobile out & make that magic call Her voice was soft & happy - back in Sally's love I fall. RAI PRAVEEN Beside the bonnie banks of Betwa's stream A beauty dwelt, beholding her a dream, Her reputation to great Akbar flew Whose regal claws she to his throne-room drew But noble are Bundellas & their queens & so played out the most wondrous of scenes As with a poem she made devlish dig 'Hello King! You are King, not dog, nor pig, & I am nothing but a plate well-used...' Lord Akbar gasped, & gazed on her confused, While shell-shock'd audience grew hushly sure Such grave insult His Highness shan't endure But no! Life's nobler motions to protect He sent her home, alive & with respect. OVERTAKING LANES Two saddus stood by the side of the road Staring at a truck that had spill’d it’s load By that, an old wreck that just would not start Bypass’d by a man in an ox-drawn cart, & faster still; first a cycle rickshaw, A dull green tractor from the days of yore, Auto-rickshaw belching dirty black smoke, Bright red scooter missing many-a-spoke, Some weird lorry’s siren psychedelics, Bus driven by two mad alcoholics, These by breezy motorcycle bypass’d Then last, & an Ambassador of Rajput caste, O lawless highways brave gangs of robbers stalk You know, it’s a nice day, I think I’ll walk. POVERTY & WEALTH Two goddesses bickered about beauty Prepared to start a second Trojan war Srinava's wisdom thunders crore on crore My Jyesthadevi, my Laksmidevi There is a young carpenter of Bundi Who is so very honest to his core & soon they both were standing at his door “Who is the most beautiful, she or me?” Our humble cobbler thought a mortal while & says Laksmi most lovely on arriving Yet Jyestha more gorgeous when she departs This answer made each goddess equal smile & he, celestial wrath surviving, Learns flattery woos e'en immortal hearts JAIT SAGAR If India can make a man a man, More than the veshyalay of Amsterdam, If thro the chaos he can make a plan, Respecting Hinduism & Islam, If he can give the beggar his rupee & tip the tout that charges o'er the odds, If he can read his Rajput history & choose a god but still bless other gods, If he can sleep upon the railway run, Find fresh, clean waterfalls amid the dirt, If he can wonder how the Raj was won, Then pause upon the horrors & the hurt, If he can haggle down & know his daal, Then does he need to see the Taj Mahal? CREATION As, thro’ Mount Abu, I moved my scooter A great prostrate cow seem'd to be dying Guts on the pavement where she was lying But no... close by lay her hour-old daughter I watch'd the wee one make her falt'ring first Steps in the world, like an ambitious teen, Thro her mother's dung, slippery & green Then in the hot noon felt an earthly thirst Went looking for something, nuzzling half-blind She suckles on her mother's rough larynx Who stood up, stands motionless as a sphinx, & with a lick acknowledges her kind, Who now creeps forward to the golden teat & clamps down hard as angels swoop'd the street OMKERASHWAR One morning in the bustling JP Choke That serves Omkerashwar's most sacred space Of rivers, lingams, islanders & Ram, I heard a solid thud & turn'd to see Between the unused spearheads of their horns Two proud, white street goats crack each other's skulls Then rear again as if them did salute Each other's prowess in the sports of war. A gather'd crowd stood wincing at each blow Until the loser stagger'd from the bout To ten yards later find some unshell'd peas These I stroll'd past, quite bridgewards, to the isle Where Kaveri & old Namarda meet, & Jyortirlinga lifts the married mind. INDIA Nation of nations, hot & happy land! With spicy dishes morsell'd by the hand, Being a valourous & graceful race, Thy universal mullet firm in place, Despite taking three men to stamp a form & creative corruption Laksmi's norm, A fanatacism for the rupee Cements this secular society Of power-cuts & cripples & bazaars Neath a pristine panapoly of stars, Of swastikas & cricket in the streets, Bounteous crops & oversugar'd sweets, Ashrams soothing riot-torn religion Where always blaze the rays of Asia's sun. DEPARTING INDIA A decade pass’d since that piazza Where first I flirted with the myrtle muse, Now knoweth I a new peninsula Whose galaxy of monuments enthuse The spiritus, where all Earthly aspects Have form'd a microcosm of the sphere, A foundation for when I travel next, Days of endeavour drawing ever near. I spend a moment, musing on the wing, As oer the sea of Araby we sail'd; Around the Raj was flung a faerie ring & all it's channel'd poesis regaled, I have succeeded in my soldiering Where Ghengiz Khan & Alexander fail'd. HOMECOMING At last my gaze is cast oer English skies, The thrills of one’s homecoming multiply, Bursting through cloud we claim a poet's prize; Big Ben...Tower Bridge... & the London Eye. & I am back, back from my epic tour, Ten rupees all that furnishes my purse, Scraggly & tann'd I call upon the door Of compassion & an NHS nurse. "Well I got shot, I gush´d out dysentry, Wee mozzy bites became massive bags of puss, Salmonella, concussion, entwisted knee, Neuropraxia... Love, just look at us!" "It's lucky you survived"... I smil’d a smile, "Dying," said I, "It's never been my style." KARMA SUTRA The city streets were alive with neon, I knock'd... Rosie answer'd there delighted, My favourite more-than-friend down London, Her stairs were excitedly alighted. I cook'd up a couple of samosas, Chappathis, biriyani & paneer, Making out to the Stars & the Roses Over charas & charlie & cold beer. I show'd her a book bought in Madurai, The Karma Sutra's esoteric scene, "So babe, do you wanna give it a try?" We did & at a later hour serene My lover sleeping on my naked chest I felt that special bliss when East meets West. TRANSLATING NALATIYAR Pendle obscured by fog Bulging in my pocket Tamil literature’s priceless Koh-i-noor Bodyclock revolving Bombay time Tranquil parkland hiking Toes & fingers numbing Tamil texts in Towneley Ancient Jain gnosis Thirukural’s esteem’d sacred sister Baynan & Margosa Vital lamps lighting all mortality Converting quatrains into Kural Many miles from Madurai O remarkable poetical sensations! BUSSINNIT Me How much to Rawtenstall One-twenty – thanks a lot Driver (x43) Oi this is Manchester You paid to Rawtenstall Driver (national express) Welcome to Tebay services We leave at three If ya late ya left behind Me How much to Edinburgh mate? Five-seventy – daylight robbery Driver (900) Princes Street is closed It’s the tramworks y’see Me Single to East Linton Three pound bloody twenty Do you accept rupees? NOW THAT I AM THIRTY-ONE Upon an evening’s ride I rode beside the Forth’s firth & glanced back on a time-lapse t'when I last made v Since then I’ve loved an angel & I've loved her many But left her… for the bard inside still yearn’d to join t I have blended song & dialogue across eclectic stage & thrilled my friends with travelogue-emboss’d elect Upon the way I transcreated Tamil Nad’s first saint & learn’d enough of woman’s ways to woo without c I have composed in Italian round Egadian seas Broke bread with smart, young Indians, beers by Kad I have founded several festivals, for Bacchus, with m & swapped my native terrace for a palace in the Shir Where, yes, I am still learning how a poet must get o For the world just keeps on turning now that I am thi MY PENELOPE Every poet needs a pretty princess, Of them, a haelan lassie best presume, She sprinkles perfumed petals of noblesse Whene'er she deigns to dignify a room! As now I make that tender step in time Back to the hearth of all my happiness She stands, the essence of this will to rhyme Aloof, alone, in all her loveliness... 'My love,' I said, 'Back then I buck'd so blind, But now I see you, Sally, soft & pure, You are the motion that must move my mind, For my heart's sickness are the only cure!" Outside our love's bulb burst through frozen earth, Within, through Sally's kiss, blissful rebirth! LOVE-FALL To morning's nest from nightlife's restless bed At last, my soul with its ain soul-mate led, I'd travell'd many shores & grown more wise & with the humblest voice apologize... This is the proper way men woo their wives, Thro' faith & understanding love survives, As I strok'd Sally's silky snow-white skin, I sens'd, I swear, Olympia within... Onto the airy, pinnacle of pride I stepp'd, there Sally ask'd to be my bride She, with a pearl-gleam’d girlie smile sigh’d yes & felt I then England's Odysseus! When, with this won proposal, I propose To press these petals of a Silver Rose! The LANGUAGE of FLOWERS THE CATS OF CALCATA Being an account of two cats of Calcata who communicate upon a romantic level by using the secret Language of the Flowers. Upon falling in love as kittens, then getting married, their tranquility is disturbed by the arrival of a young, handsome tom from the nearby town of Falaria. The Wife becomes completely enamored of him, begins an affair & seeks a divorce. Her husband challengers the tom to a duel, but is left second bested & bleeding. His wife sees this & realizes her true love for her husband but it is too late, for in a fit of jealousy the husband murders her. He instantly shows the greatest remorse, burying his wife at the spot where she died… Lazing through days of Italy, O life of lovely hours! The soft wine & festivity, The sunshine & tranquility, Where Street Cats speak, eloquently, The Language of the Flowers. There is a place where you must go To hear the street-cat patter, Where sweet Rondini swoop & show, The river glistens far below A maze of streets, then you will know The magic of Calcata. Upon a soft & starry night Two kittens kiss’d all hazy & pluck’d two Lilacs flushing bright, Purple for her, for him pure White, Love blossoming from first sweet sight Fresh as a Mountain Daisy. Young lovers grew, through every scene The cute Red Catchfly carried Where Spring Crocuses grow serene & Orange Blossoms speckle green, Amidst the gentle Celandine They were forever married! Their home a mountain theatre Sunshine rising to mild purrs Each day they found Veronica, Blue Violets & Ambrosia For to bind them all together On a bed of felted Furze. Then from Falaria there came The cat with eyes a-dapple, & in her heart the strangest flame Burning so brightly, to her shame, With Amethyst he won her name & left for her an Apple. They dallied by the old river Where grow the Four-Leaf Clovers, He plucked the wylde Justicia & with Peach Blossom gave to her, Beside brightest Honey Flower Became they tender lovers. The husband woke that cloudy night, Went out all wrack’d with worry, Grew frantic thro the gloomy light Til shone the moon full beaming bright, No man should suffer such a sight Underneath the Judas Tree. Biting a fig between his teeth, Clutching a Red Carnation, He gave to her the Cedar Leaf, But she, to his own disbelief, Wrapt Butterfly Weeds in a wreath & bid for separation. The husband’s wounded heart wants war, Throws down the cruel Wylde Tansy The piazza, as was the law, Saw scratch & screech & bite & claw, As lost he left, limping by paw, From heaven fell a Pansy. To see her first love lose the fray, By an arrow her heart shot! She found a fresh straw from the hay, A dozen Red Tulips at play, Wove them into a lush bouquet With a fresh Forget-Me-Not. Pressing Basil into a wound, Chewing fresh Begonia, He stood up with a hissing sound, Sore paws the pretty rooftops pound, Upon a wall his sweetheart found & push’d her to the murder! Distraught he dash’d to where she fell & wept for the tragedy, Kiss’d & buried her spirit’s shell, Cloaked her with Cudweed, as tears swell He placed a little Asphodel ‘Neath the sea-green Locust Tree. So if you ever take the care To visit fair Calcata Go to the walls the street cats share & pause a while to look down there Where you should see, come really stare, The grave Red Roses flatter. THE FALCON PRINCESS Being an account of a contest, wherin the princes of five contrees attempt to win the affections of the princees of the king of Sicily's falcons. The tournament is held upon Monte Falcano that towers ovet the island of Marretimo & one-by-one they are whittled down, first thro their personality, then speed, then abilty to hunt game. Finally, the princes of Portugal & Cyprus duel, wherein the Portuguese falcon is triumphant, wins the princess & plants his national flower on the island for posterity. There is an island you should know Of sun & sea & showers Call'd marvellous Marettimo Where Homer mused so long ago & all god's creatures grew to know The Language of the Flowers Upon this island lives a king, Lord of Sicily's Falcons, The Guelder Roses grow each spring About his Ash Tree, in a ring, But still the Eagles fear his wing From Scotland to the Balkans. More beautiful than true Orchis Grew his beloved daughter; When she had pluck'd He sent forth mountain messengers To the royal Falcon princes Inviting them to court her. A handsome prince flew to propose Bearing tri-petal'd Then came on others, one with Rose, One clutch'd Lavender in his claws, One brought Bear's Breech in spiky pose, The last: Egyptian Lotus! Each kiss'd the princess with soft peck & shower'd admiration; One gave her Mint, one gave Angrec, One Cherry Blossom, one Garlic, But to the one with Hollyshock She toss'd a Striped Carnation. The king announced a tournament Amid the mountain bowers; The goats broke up their government Assinos braved the steep ascent While local seagulls squawk'd consent & scatter'd Zephyr Flowers. The crowds had gather'd on a slope, Oer the sea that swam to space, The Princes hover'd at the rope The King took out a telescope Salvaged from some ship shorn of hope Then settled to watch the race Four Falcons flew down lightning fast From clouds to the low sea-mist, Touching the lone fuggazi mast Then Imperial Lily pass'd, The princess cheer'd, gave to the last The colourful Amethyst. Three Princes hunted thro the day, Down they swoop'd on ev'ry kill, Each filling up a silver tray, Then when the sun shed last red ray The princess on the least did spray The blossom of Sweet Basil. The King announced twas time to dine, The day's hunt put in a pile, Wash'd down with wash'd up Tuscan wine, The finalists both found a sign, One pluck'd the Purple Columbine & his rival, Cammomile. Two Falcons face the final fray From Portugal & Cyprus; The evening gloom consumes the day Up to the moon assinos bray, The Princess keeps the cold at bay Wrapp'd with warm Indian Cress. Thro’ Belladonna-scented sky Princes fought with wing & peck, Their talons lock, they fall from high, One hits the water with shock'd cry, Returns, receiving, with a sigh, The Bay Wreath around his neck. The Prince of Portugal had won His princess's Carnation, As is the law of high falcon The King embraced his future son Whose flower planted with talon To join the vegetation. So if you ever take the time To view Monte Falcano, & venture on its verdant climb, 'Tween sea & Sicily sublime, More fragrant than a poet's rhyme Does the lush Lavender grow. THE CASTLE OF TRANQUEBAR Being an account of a the great Tsu-na-mi that shook the south-eastern portions of the globe at the start of the twenty-first century. The scene is the old Danish colony of Tranquebar, in the land of the Indian Tamils, in which place a castle is used as protection against those infernal waves. The leading protaganist of the tale is a brightly intelligent parrot who leads the animals of the locality to safety. If you should ever deck a mast & tack for the eastern star There is a place to take repast Besides the ocean’s vista vast Stood tough enough for any blast The castle of Tranquebar Our story starts not long ago The Ocean growning angry & conjuring a global show She struck the land a mortal blow Being the wave we all now know O terrible Tsu-Na-Mi That mighty rush, ten meters tall, Struck in the early morning The lush Thai beaches first to fall Where whales watch’d on with dire apall & join’d their chorus in a call To give the world their warning The music of that newsy throng More beautiful than Handel For many leagues it flew along Few understood their ancient tongue But one seabird had heard their song Sung by the Coromandel She was a Parrot, blue & green There was no Parrot smarter A hundred summers had she seen & knew this day could only mean Waves furious, for she had been A witness at Sumatra She knew of misty tidal wave & old Poseidon’s powers So flew to land so she could save Her fellow creatures from the grave Her only tool that voice God gave The Language of the Flowers The Parrot pluck’d from out the ground Lush Monkshood & Bay Roses As Oleander then was found He spread its petals wide around As closer drew the awful sound Of thunder as it closes All in a jungle’s clattering The Animals did scatter The Monkey’s gan their chattering Thepilets pitter-pattering As sun-idylls were shattering Whatever was the matter? From glades green unto village street Th’unpanicking parrot flew Cool-headed, truly, in the heat Trailing Forsythia from feet He made his warning-call complete With feather-white Feverfew As Animals form Noahan crowd The Elephants huff’d & puff’d The Cattle battl’d on unbow’d With cats & dogs & donkeys loud But Peacocks acted very proud Bedding down in Candytuft The Parrot reach’d that grand fortress Beside Thangarambadi All pass’d beneath the portcullis Into the courtyard’s thick-sloped bliss & wonder’d what the trouble is Affecting everybody A blast! An earthquake’s aftershock Shorewards the Tsunami rips Lifting tough ships onto the rocks Freezing forever human clocks Murdering through the proud peacocks Hid in the Yellow Tulips As round the walls an ocean flows All the Beasts dared not to breathe As waters fall where waters rose Aft’ rounds of spontaneous applause Daffodils, Eidelweiss & Furze Woven neatly to a wreath Those flowers tied to Parrot’s wing All their gratitude flew far If life to Tamil coasts ye bring Listen to how the Monkeys sing Of sweet deliverance, praising The Castle of Tranquebar THE LOST KITTEN Being an account of the birth of a kitten in Calcata & her accidental journey to the city of Rome, whereupon she is discovered by a local street cat who decides to help her return home. After plucking flowers from a local park in order to communicate they visit the city’s chief cat, the emperor, at his seat on the collosseum, who gives them a meeting with a wise old feline at Forte Prenistina. The old ginger worked out the locality of the kitten by her odour, that is the land of hazelnuts, upon which the street cat carries the kitten through many an adventure to the town of Falaria, where they part. The kitten then makes her own way to a joyous reunion with her parents in Calcata. Once more, my friends, follow our rhyme To the green hills north of Rome For Calcata, set so sublime Midst nature & her ancyent chime, Where people live life’s playful time & the Street Cats share their home There was a Cat with snow white fur Her ears all pink & fluffy Wooing the tom which fell for her Whose lion mane & Roman burr Arose passions & thoughts that stir They had a little baby She grew into a lovely one Calm as a river cruising They showed her off to everyone Around her neck wrapped pink ribbon Upon ev’ry bonnie action They call'd her so amusing To Calcata there came a clown The sun was up & shining Our little Kitten yawn’d a frown & found a spot to snuggle down… The truck set off & all the town Could hear her mother whining She woke up to the roar of cars, A jolt & she went flying Into a land of neon bars The city lights shining like stars A scruffy Tomcat with rough scars Attends her timid crying He finds her lying in the dark Soft purring as she cowers The Tom becomes her patriarch & leads her to a handsome park Where all beasts speak, from bleat to bark The Language of the Flowers The Kitten mewed so helplessly Pawing an Ipomaca With Windflower Anemone She bites a sprig of Bryony, The Tom banished her misery With leaf-knoted Fresia As oasis they found so calm The day was slowly dawning In pretty ruins free from harm Grew Cobea & Gentle Balm They found a shade beneath a palm & dozed right through the morning Hind legs rose with the mid-day heat & plunged into the city From street to roof, from roof to street A grey, fat, one-eyed cat to meet Sat in his Coliseum seat Gave thought & then pawed a Pea Emperor hissed & they were gone To Forte Prenistina By Milkwort & Meadow Saffron Wise Ginger sniffed the silk ribbon Gave them a Hazelnut & one Bay Rose to warn for danger The Tom leapt on a clanking train Clutching the Kitten tightly To thunder through the fair champaign Until the tall, town-topped mountain & hit the road, where once again The starlight shone so brightly They dally thro a fragrant night, Perfumed with Convolvulus, A restaurant slides into sight Aroma whets the appetite They search the bins, a meaty bite Tasting of Saffron Crocus Morning covers Falaria The weather light & lazy By Hazelnut & gatherer He purr’d goodbye & gave to her The Garlic plant in full flower & Michaelmas the Daisy Sad Cat mourns by the old river Beneath a weeping Willow Her lover leaps from Calcata Clutching their beautiful daughter Happiness shines from a mother Whose heart her Kitten’s pillow! THE ASIAN WREATH Being an account of the death of the King of the Falcons, consumed with grief upon hearing of the Asian Tsunami. His heir, the Falcon Prince, gathers a number of flowers & sets off for Asia, where in exchange for his own flowers he obtains the national flowers of several countries. He then returns to Sicily & wraps the dead king in the wreath, before dropping the body into the flames of Mount Aetna. There is a tayle that I must tell Tho men be disbelieving Of when the King of Falcons fell Into the flamey fields of hell & in that moment broke a spell Of misery & grieving My tayle begins beneath the sea Where angry grew Poseidon For poisonous humanity Pollutes his kingdom carelessly & so he sent the Tsu-Na-Mi Cantering Across ocean The news brought to Marettimo & a king sick with disease, At such sad tidings wept him so The news was such a mortal blow Once mighty breath began to slow Then gave out a dying wheeze. As is the way in ancyent laws The crown prince of the Falcons Took up six flowers in his claws Transports them to the tragic cause Of all his weepings & his woes Flew far beyond the Balkans He drove above the dusty lands Where God’s flowers rarely grow, Ranging beyond those desert sands That change to Ocean’s rippling bands, Saw a cluster of small islands In the waters far below. Mid Maldive pearls where palm trees grew To the monkey’s chattering Dropt was the beautiful Aloe Of yellow hue & herbal dew, In recompense the Falcon drew A Rose to tie cross his wing Sri Lanka loom’d, our Falcon fell For the mountain-scented tea Where lions charm’d him with a spell Of sunny-centred Nil Manel He swapp’d one for an Asphodel Afore soaring ocean free. He flew the length of India Where the weird wild banyon grows There met the Peacock Emperor Where, after tea, took together, Our Falcon pluck’d a tail-feather & won him a Light-Pink Rose. To Bangladesh he next did come & the Gangeatic mouth Near Tygers hiding hunter’s drum White Water Lilies, quite a sum, The Falcon dropp’d Helenium Pluck’d Sepal & reer’d on south. He came to Thailand’s golden sand Where the Rachapruek grows Whose pendulous racemes act grand For on them Elephants won’t stand But brave are Falcons &, as plann’d, Barter’d one for a Black Rose. He flew at last to Borneo With a Poppy in his claws Where Moth Orchids quite pinkly grow Guarded by Dragons Komodo But opiates all Beasts do slow Soon the jungle shook with snores The Prince he pluck’d an Orchid free His wreath was wound completed, So on he flew high westerly Across the sea to Sicily Where on an ancient hestnut tree A thousand falcons seated. They flew in funerary lines Up to Aetna’s steaming rim At sunset when the psyche shines The king dropt in these molten mines Wrapt in a wreath, Prince screech’d oer pines Til that sad, sore day grew dim. So, if you visit Sicily, See where Mount Aetna towers Think of great Asia’s Tsu-Na-Mi & how her emblems came to be Bound in a wreath of poignancy For Falcons speak with Flowers. Flower Meanings Acorn - immortality Acynthus - artistic Aloe - grief Ambrosia - love returned Amethyst - admiration Angelica - inspiration Angrec - finer arts Apple - temptation Ash Tree - grandeur Asphodel - my regrets follow you to the grave Basil - hatred Bay Rose - beware Bay Wreath - record of merit Begonia - dark thoughts Belladonna - silence Black Bryony - be my support Bluebell - humility Broken Straw - a broken contract Burnet - merry heart Butterfly Weeds - let me go Cammomile - energy in adversity Carnation, red - alas for my poor heart Candytuft - indifference Carnation, striped - refusal Cedar Leaf - I live for thee Celandine - joys to come Centauria - felicity Cherry Blossom - good education Clematis - mental beauty Cobea - gossip Convolvulus - a bond Cornflower - refinement Cornpoppy - consolation Crocus, saffron - mirth Crocus, spring -youthful gladness Cudwed - never ceasing remembrance Daisy, marguerite - a token Daisy, mountain - innocence Daisy, wylde - I share your feelings Eglantine - poetry Eidelweiss - noble courage Feverfew – protection Fig - argument Four Leaf Clover - be mine Forget-Me-Not - true love Forsythia - anticipation Fresia - trust Furze - enduring affection Garlic - strength Gentle balm - pleasantry Guelder Rose - old age Helenium - tears Hollyshock - ambition Honey Flower - love sweet & secret Imperial Lily - majesty Indian Cress - warlike trophy Ipomaca - I attach myself to you Iris - eloquence Judas Tree - betrayal Justicia - perfection of female beauty Laurel - ambition Lilac, white - youthful innocence Lily-of-the Valley - return of happiness Linnea - I wish we were together Locust Tree - affection beyond the grave Magnolia - love of nature Meadow Saffron - grown old Monkshood – Beware a deadly foe is near Michaelmas Daisy – farewell Milkwort – hermitage Mint - virtue Myrtle – discipline Oleander – Take caution Orange Blossoms - bridal festivities Orchis - a belle Pansy - a thought Pea - an appointed meeting Peach Blossom - I am your captive Poppy - eternal sleep Purple Columbine - resolve to win Purple Lilac - first emotions of love Red Catchfly - youthful love Rose, black - death Rose, blue - mystery Rose, light-pink - sympathy Rose, red - love Rose, silver - sonnetry Rue - disdain Stephanotis - desire to travel Sweet Basil - good wishes Syringa - memory Thistle - austerity Thyme - activity Tulip, red - declaration of love Tulip, variegated - beautiful eyes Tulip, yellow - hopelessness Veronica - fidelity Violets, blue - faithfulness Weeping Willow - grief Windflower Anemone - foresaken Wylde Tansy - I declare war against you Zephyr Flowers - expectation National Flowers Bangladesh - White Water Lily Carnation - Sicily Cyprus - Rose Denmark - Marguerite Daisy Egypt - Egyptian Lotus England - Rose Estonia - Cornflower Finland - Lily-of-the-Valley France - Iris Germany - Centauria Greece - Bear's Breech Holland - Tulip India - Banyan Tree Indonesia - Pink Moth Orchid Italy - Poppy Latvia - Wilde daisy Lithania - Rue Maldives - Rose Norway - Purple Heather Poland - Cornpoppy Portugal - Lavender Russia - Cammomile Scotland - Thistle Sri Lanka - Nil Manel Sweden - Linnea Thailand - Rachapruek