Brawl interrupts Jam
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Brawl interrupts Jam
V o l. 7 0 , N o . 31 Alumni director fired The Student Newspaper ofD rexel University Jam offers sights and sounds C om m entary Spring Jam 95 Review Jonathan Poet E d -O p E ditor Anh Dang N ew s E d ito r This y ear’s Blue and Gold Days Alumni Reunion Weekend was in its planning stage when Thomas White was appointed d irec to r of alum ni relatio n s three months ago. Now, two weeks after the reunion weekend, and while the In stitu tio n a l Advancement staff is still tabulating the results of the event. W hite no longer works for Drexel. “He did not resign ... he was terminated,” said Senior Vice President for Institutional A dvancem ent Barbara Spiro. Spiro did not com m en t on White’s termination for “sensi tive” and “professional” reasons. White’s first working day was Feb. 21; his last was May 31. He could not be reached for com ment. W hite replaced Judy Wodynski, who resigned on Dec. 20, 1994 after a 13-month tenure at Drexel to become director of alumni relations and annual giv ing at Jersey City State College, Initial tabulation indicates over 1,000 alumni, faculty mem bers, administrators and current stu d e n ts show ed up for this y ea r’s re u n io n , according to Assistant D irector of Alum ni Relations Shawn Abbott. However, exact attendance record and other statistics from the recent reunion weekend have not been finalized. Thomas White was chosen as the new director of alumni rela- see WHITE on page 2 In This Issue E d - O p ...............page 10 D a te b o o k ................... 17 C o m ic s ....................... 18 C la ss ifie d s.................22 E n t e r ta in m e n t.........28 J u n e 9, 1995 Spring Jam was weird. After all, Drexel didn’t much look like Drexel on Saturday May 5. There *vere lots of people outside having fun. It’s far from normal for this school. I had fun at Spring Jam, and in the end that’s all that really matters. CAB members can rest peacefully knowing that they entertained me for quite a while on Saturday, but I am still won dering if maybe th a t’s not enough. I missed the first two bands, Mr. Greengencs and Tribes. Someone told me they were pretty cool. My day began when Strange as Angels took the stage. They sounded pretty good, but it’s been my experience that anyone can be good singing other peo ple’s songs. It’s a personal gripe of mine. They did well with them, mind you — except for their molesta tion of Live’s “Lightning Crashes,” which sounded down right awful. While Strange as Angels was paying trib ute to Bush and Better Than Ezra, I took to the see SPRING JAM on page 2 B ra w l i n t e r r u p t s J a m NOAHADDIS/7/ie Triangle Drexel security leads Chris Marshall away from the beer garden at Spring Jam 95 after his confrontation with Steve Martorano. Anh Dang N ew s E d ito r A physical confrontation at the beer gar den during Spring Jam 95 has led a Temple student to file a private criminal complaint against new U ndergraduate S tudent Government Association President Steve Martorano, who was working at the event checking IDs. At approximately 3:15 p.m. on Saturday June 3, Drexel Security was notified of a fight at the corner of 33rd and Arch Streets. At the time, the area was closed for alcohol distrib ution as part of the Spring Jam. In a Drexel Security report, Pinkerton Security Manager Robert Hillard said he first saw that a “white male was the pursuer of [a] black male as the black male was continually trying to move away from the white male.” The white male was Martorano, and the black male was C hristopher Marshall, a Temple University mechanical engineering student. “I approached [Marshall] to check his ID,” said Martorano. “Everyone in the beer garden had to have their ID checked.” see SPRING JAM on page 2 For the love of the game John Gruber E d ito r-in -C h ief Heath Derencin is relaxed; his teammates are not. It is nine o’clock on a hot and sticky W ednesday night, and they are getting ready to play the Grey Wolves for the intramural soccer championship at Buckley Field. D erencin sits near the sidelines, waiting for the game to begin. The others warm up by bom barding goalkeeper Mike Schwind with shot after shot. They call themselves Drexel Track, and the name is neither creative nor accurate — only four of the players are from the track team. They are confident, and w ith good reason: th eir record stands at an impressive six wins, one loss. They are also wary, once again with good reason: their single loss came at the hands of the Grey Wolves, a team consisting mostly of students from Turkey. D erencin is a player. He scored six goals in a single game earlier in the season. He makes passes to teammates who don’t even know they’re open. Forward John N oon is intense, to say the least. By the time the game is ready to start, his head looks ready to explode. John Noon hates many things. Most of all, however, he hates to lose. “We’re going to open a fami ly-sized fun pack of whip-ass on see SOCCER on page 9 NOAH AOOIS/rrw Triangle John Noon (front) on the attack In the intramural soccer championship at Buckley Reid June 7. 2 *The Triangle • June 9,1995 Spring Jam delivers fun, tunes and Q-tips S P R IN G J A M fr o m p a g e 1 games of Spring Jam. First, I headed into the Arm ory for some virtual reality experience. My roommate Matt beat me in a game of “Teradactyl.” He only won by one kill, but he claims he had me in sights the whole time. I think he was lying. There was no lying about the beating I took in the American G ladiator-like jo u stin g ring. Matt whacked the crap out me by pelting me with the oversized Q-tip. I realized this when after three seconds on the stand I was lying on the ground with a sharp pain in my skull. So, in o rder to salvage my bruised ego, I headed for the vel cro race course. After strapping myself into the proper gear, I took on some ten-year-olds and beat the heck out of them. My friend Chris tried to tie me up in the course, but a huge piledriver took care of him. I skipped the other events at the south end of 33rd Street — the puke-at-will gyro and the odd “T ram po line T h in g .” (T h a t’s what the sign said, I swear.) After all the physical trauma, I went back to the stage and took in Public Service. H ailing from “arou nd the corner,” they sounded a bit like Fishbone of old. Driven by scorching guitar-work and big bass, they did their best to enter ic the end, it was a good Spring Jam, The daytime bands were pretty cool The atmosphere was neat But I still can't help hut think how much better it could have been. tain the masses. They d id n ’t get a huge am o u n t o f sup port, b u t they probably did deserve some. Love Seed Mama Jump fol lowed Public Service. They did a good job keeping the crowd happy — or so I’m told. 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Subscriptions may be ordered for $20 fW six months: display and classified advertising may be placed at the address above. _______ ^MemlMr _ ___ Greater Philadelphia Chamber of ConTriierce Delaware ValleyCollegiate Press Association Columbia Scholastic Press Association AssociatedCollegiate Press o P I c a t e r e c y c l e T h t Triangle some hot dogs. Apparently, Love Seed’s set was cut short for one reason or another. The lead singer, still trying to fit another song in, was run off stage by some sort of official. No explanation was given. The Mighty Mighty Bosstones took the stage at 7:30. I realized this when I came running down Arch Street at 7:35 to the tune of “ Hell of a H a t.” It sounded great, albeit way too early. The fro n t of the stage was packed, and the band was rock ing hard. They tore through a blistering “Howwhywuz, Howwhyam” and a solid “Pictures To Prove It” early on. They also pulled off a rock hard “Someday I Suppose” to the seeming delight of the crowd. T hro ugho ut their set, they seemed to favor m aterial off their latest album, Question The Answers — “K inder W ords,” “Stand O ff’ and the like. They did mbc in “Simmer Down” and “It C an’t H u rt,” bu t m uch of their time was spend this side of Don't Know How To Party. The highlight o f the in tensity spaw ned a b ru ta l version of “Lights O u t,” which sent the mosh pit raging. The band was in top-notch form, as usual. Lead singer Dicky Barrett was growling away, while the h o rn s of D ennis Brockenborough, Tim “Johnny Vegas” Burton and Kevin Linear and were as stellar as ever. Guitarist Nate Albert laid down the finest ska, reggae, punk and all-out rock riffs available. At about 8:20, Barrett brought everything to an abrupt end. Yes, they came ou t and blasted through some great old-school m aterial, like “Devil’s Night O u t,” b u t they did not even bother to finish off with “A Little Bit Ugly.” Everyone was confused — the stage crew, the die-hard fans and even a couple band members. The song, the finale to every single Bosstones show, is a mas terpiece of stage performance. People jum p on stage. Barrett jumps off stage. Everyone sings. It’s beautiful. Maybe it was the Love Seed incident. Maybe it was the awful security set-up, where security guards and a gate separated would-be stage divers and the band. Maybe it was because B a rre tt’s M arlboros tasted funny. Maybe it was because the band didn’t like the jackasses in the pit who didn’t give a damn about their music. Maybe it was because B arrett and Johnny Vegas thought Drexei was called “Drexei College.” Then again, maybe this just w asn’t The M ighty M ighty Bosstones’ kind of gig. In the end, it was a good Spring Jam. The daytime bands were p retty cool. The games were fun. The atmosphere was neat. And no m atter what, The Bosstones were still pretty damn good. But I still can’t help but think how much better it could have been. N ew s in B rie f Parking fees hiked__ ________________ _____ The fee for University garage tokens, along with other parking permit fees, will be raised effective July 1. The new garage fee for token parking will be $4. The token price will remain $1 apiece, but two tokens will be required for entry and two for exit. Day and evening parking permits for lots F, G and M will be $150 per term; the cost is $130 for all other lot locations. In addition, term permit for evening parking will be $30 for one evening a week; $60 for two evenings a week, and $80 for three or more evenings a week. The price increases v^ll come with improved services by garage attendants and improved lighting in other lots. Military science seniors to be commissioned Drexei University’s Department of Military Science v/ill hold its 66th annual commissioning ceremony at 3:00 p.m. on June 17 in Mandell Theater. Nine Drexei graduating seniors wall be commis sioned as second lieutenants in several branches. Orlando J. Amaro wrill join the Military Police, Carl H. Burris and David J. Chang will join the Signal Corps. Phillip J. Cotter, Paul A. Nicolosi and Eli Renshaw will join the Infantry. Robert J. Dinan and George P. Miller wrill be with the Corps of Engineers while Jennifer C. Smith vyrill report to the Quartermaster Corps. The ceremony wnll include taking oaths of office and awarding of second lieutenant gold bars. The Drexei community is invited. For more information, contact Captain John Epperly 590-8808. Zero Reunion to be held in Sea Isle__________ The second annual Zero Reunion will be held on Saturday, June 24 at the Springfield Inn located in Sea Isle, New Jersey. The tradi tional post-graduation Jersey shore event was held at the Princeton in Avalon, New Jersey last year. According to Senior Class President Catherine Campbell, the reunion was moved because of better out door atmosphere at The Springfield. The Inn has an outside area just off the boardwalk by the beach. Shawn Abbot, assistant director for alumni relations, organized this year’s event, which will have wings, sandwiches and salad. Entertainment will be provided throughout the evening by the bands. Fuzzy Bunny Slippers, The Interns and The Rage Band. All recent graduates and alumni are invited to enjoy the evening which will start at 5:30 p.m. and will include an $8 admission charge. For more information call 895-ALUM. The Springfield Inn is located at 43rd & Pleasure Ave. Thomas White fired from post WHITE from page 1 tions after a two-month search. At the time. White was the chief executive officer of the National A ssociation for A rtisans and Craftsmen in Audubon, Pa. Announcing White’s appoint m ent in February, Spiro said, “I’m pleased to have someone of his caliber and experience level. He’s bringing needed skills and expertise to our University.” A ccording to Spiro, hiring White “ [reflected] our strong co m m itm e n t to o ur alum ni, who are joining in the life of the University in greater and greater numbers.” The responsibility of Drexel’s director of alumni relations is to oversee the overall management and o p eratio n of the alum ni programs with more than 70,000 active alumni. The alumni rela tions office keeps in touch with alumni through magazines, spe cial events, reunions and groupmember benefits. W hite was the executive director of the office of alumni relations and the general alumni association at George Washing ton U niversity from 1990 to 1993. He also held various posts in alum ni relatio ns at Rutgers U niversity and Valley Forge Military Academy. White and Wodynski are not the only top In stitu tio n a l Advancement employees to leave post this academic year. In Nov. 22, 1994 Joseph M cDonough, assistant vice president for mar keting, resigned after less than two years of service. M cD onough chose no t to comment on the circumstances of his resignation. Crime R eport From May 28 to June 3, there were 547 calls to Drexei Security for assistance. Of those, the following four incidents were classified as criminal complaints: Weft Rush Building Main Building Vandalism Randell Hall Kelly Tennis Courts Corrections and clarifications • May 26: Money for renovations of the University bookstore and the dining facility was put up by Barnes and Noble and Aramarl<, respectively, and will be paid back by the University. • May 26: The person in the photo “Seeing blue and gold" was misidentified. CEO Chuck Pennoni was helping Trustee Robert Buckley unveil the name plate for the Buckley Field. The Triangle *June 9,1995 *3 SunDragon ready for race The Student-built solar car is ready for another competition — SunRayce 95, Karen Ostrowski Staff Writer On June 20, Drexel’s solarpowered car, the SunDragon IV, will com pete in Sunrayce 95, North America’s largest solar car race. This cro ss-c o u n try race is open to all qualifying solar cars constructed by students from universities across the United States. Sunrayce, sp o n so red by G eneral M otors and the D e p artm en t o f Energy, was started in 1987 and is held bien nially. This year, the 1,100-mile race will sta rt in In d ian ap o lis, Indiana, and will cross Illinois, Missouri and Kansas to finish on June 29 in Golden, Colorado. A ccording to team leader Walt Bednarz, the team is just “trying to break the top 10” out of approximately 40 entries. He feels that the team would do bet ter if they “had more money to spend on better equipment.” In Sunrayce 93, Drexel Hnished 17th out of 34. A ccording to D r. Kevin Scoles, associate professor elec trical and computer engineering and project c o o rd in a to r, the SunDragon has been proven in previous races to have a good aerody nam ic design and mechanical and electrical sys tems. The SunDragon’s reliabili ty and the team’s strategy will be a key factors in the outcome of the race. The SunDragon is 19.2 feet long, 6.6 feet wide, 3.3 feet high and has a layer of solar cells on its back. Its 500-pound frame is supported by three m ountain bike wheels. The SunDragon contains a 10 h o rsep ow er b rush less m o to r from Unique Mobility and 5.0 kW capacity b atte rie s from PowerSonic. The rechargeable batteries store energy from the sun and are needed when there is no t enough energy available from the solar cells. The SunDragon can reach up to 80 miles an hour using combined solar and bat tery power. SunD ragon IV is the same vehicle that raced in Sunrayce 93, but since then changes have been made to the car. In the past year, a new $15,000 solar panel has been added, the data teleme- ETHAN GEKOWSKI/TTw Triangle The SunDragon team showed off its vehicle In the LeBow Quad. The car will compete in SunRayce 95, a solar race sponsored by General Motors and the Department of Energy. try in the dashboard has been im proved and better batteries have been installed. Since the SunD ragon team did not construct a new car this year, it was difficult to raise money from corporate sponsors and individual donators, accord ing to Susiuine Rocheleau, devel opmental officer for the College of Engineering. F u n d raisin g has already begun for SunDragon V which will be designed and built for Sunrayce 97. Corporate sponsors an d in d iv id u a l d o n a to rs are being contacted for co ntribu tions. ( As p a rt o f the fundraising drive, solar cells can be spon sored for $25. The cells will be added to the solar panel with the names of the sponsors written on it. The m oney will defray costs as well as support the team. The SunD ragon is a senior design project for a majority of the team members. For the oth ers, > ^o range from freshmen to seniors, the SunDragon serves as an extra-curricular activity. A send-off for the team was held on June 7 in the LeBow Q uad. The event, w hich was sponsored by the Division for Student Life, was the first official appearance for D rexel’s new p re sid e n t. Dr. C onstantine P a p a d ^ s. Drexel’s Fusion band played and Aramark served pret zels and water ice. The send-off provided a pep rally atmosphere; the only missing item was the Dragon mascot. The team will be leaving on June 11 for the race. The mem bers who will be traveling to the race include Brad A nderson, D oug A ustin, W alt Bednarz, Scott Bertch, Kim Burke, Ryan C ahili, A ndrea C olella, John Dice, C hung Ly, A lbert Mui, Pete Toich, Sean W oods and Todd Zielinski. Seniors pass Prof Grassi leaves on a traction Drexel for Barbados N ew s D esk A little bit of tradition was started on Friday, June 2, when the Division for Student Life, Spirit Cluster and USGA hosted the first an n u a l “Pass It On Day.” The in au g u ra l event was established to honor the current juniors as they become seniors. This year’s “Pass It On Day” was h ighlighted by a contest which yielded a $1,000 scholar ship to a contestant who success fully threw a computer disk into a box on top of the Anthony J. Drexel statue located at Market Street. Three participants successful ly got their disks into the box. The scholarship winner was ran domly picked by Vice Provost for E n ro llm en t M anagem ent D onald Dickason. P re-junio r Aaron Shantz will be the recipi ent of the first prize. A barbecue similar to Grillin’n ’-C hillin and free beer also accompanied the event, which was attended by approximately 200 students. Vice Provost for Student Life Diana Hackney said, “It’s great to see Drexel students attempt ing to bring school spirit back on campus. I hope this becomes a tradition that will grow and con nect the classes in a fun and symbolic way.” Newly-elected Junior Class President Bill Kneass said that he has already starte d th in k in g about planning next year’s “Pass It On Day.” NOAH AOOIS/77)e Triangle Freshman Ed Gillison enjoys a burger during the first annual Pass It On Day. Gina Di Vincenzo B usiness M an a g e r W here w ould you get off ! expecting to find an internation ally successful and respected busin essw om an on D rexel’s campus? Matheson Hall. Room 507G. This is the office of interna tional business and marketing professor Mercia M. T. Grassi. However, on July 1 Grassi will be cleaning out her office and head ing into retirement. Thirty-five years ago, Grassi first stepped onto Drexel’s cam pus as a freshman retail manage ment major. Awarded a bachelor’s degree in 1956, Grassi received her MBA in 1965 from the Drexel Evening College. Since then, she has served as a professor, admin istrator and active alumnae. Grassi is • heading for Barbados, where she will be able focus her energies on her selfm ade business, C aribbean Artists Today, LTD. Grassi creat ed this business from one of the projects by D rexel’s I n te r national Forum, which she start ed in 1987. The In te rn a tio n a l Forum sponsors several seminars a year to show high school students different aspects of Drexel and to inform students as well as alum ni about career opportunities. Grassi said that the International Forum gave Drexel world-wide recognition and $1 million in free press coverage. For the last four years, the forum has focused on the mar ket of Caribbean Artists. Grassi has turned this into a U.S. com pany w ith a subsidiary in Barbados. Grassi will be working in the creative center in Barbados the majority of the time, although she will be com ing back to Philadelphia a few months out of the year to work in her busi ness center. Although Grassi is looking forward to this career move, she is sure she will miss the chal lenges that accompanied teach ing. “For me, it’s the only job 1 ever had where I was challenged everyday. Every quarter 1 was a sergeant with new recruits and I had to whip them into shape within 11 weeks.” Grassi emphasized that most business today is conducted on an international level. Therefore, business concepts should be taught from an international perspective. Pre-junior Tina Schumacher, a former student of Grassi, stat ed that she “really opened my eyes to the world view of things and not just that of the U.S.” Grassi’s career as a professor did not stop at Drexel or even in the U.S. Grassi emphasized that travel is her true love. In addition to her own excursions abroad, Grassi frequently took Drexel students on trips. According to Grassi, she was able to place her students in co op positions all over the world. Her final trip abroad with Drexel students will be during the 30th annual International Business Seminar. On June 18, Grassi, along with a 17-person delegation, will depart for Cuba. Students par ticipating in the seminar will earn th ree credits. In 1968, Grassi initiated this Universityaccredited program in order to “pioneer hands-on-exposure to em erging m arkets in the Far East, Europe, Israel, Africa and Latin America.” As Grassi rem em bered her time at Drexel she said, “My goal has always been to tell students about what I ’ve done and to show them how they can use common sense ... to move for ward.” 4 *The Triangle «June 9, 1995 Jam tu rn s cam p u s u p sid e d o w n A w eekend of free e n te rta in m e n t brought out th e free spirit in Drexel stu d e n ts. On J u n e 3 , crow d-surfing, tram p o lin e ju m p in g a n d g y r o s c o p e - s p i n n i n g w e r e a m o n g a c tiv ities o ffe re d by th e C a m p u s Activities Board a s p a rt of Spring Jam 95. If th e s tu d e n ts cam e out to relieve a y e a r’s w orth of s t r e s s , th ey c e rta in ly g o t w h a t they bargained for. ! However, th e main attraction for th e Jam w as th e c o n c ert lineup. Headlined by The M ighty M ighty B o s s t o n e s , t h e day-long event fea tu re d Tribes, Public Service, Mr. G re e n g en es, S trange a s Angels and Love S eed M ama Jum p (pictured top). NOAH AOOtS/TTw T ria r^ The Triangle»June 9, 1995 *S B ik e r s c lim b T h e W a ll On Sunday morning June 4, bicycles had t h e rig h t of way in t h e s t r e e t s of Philadelphia. Bikers were competing in the annual CoreStates race. ivRiSTEN lAiNG/T/w Tnangie SUNDAY, JUNE 11 1:00p ' 7:00p Buckley Green • *The Triangle«June 9,1995 Tri-Span put on hold Professors bid ‘bon voyage* A senior design project failed to bring hack the beloved geodesic momument. Another design group will try again next year. Jennifer Rauktis S taff W rite r Once again, a flirtation with resurrecting the Tri-Span from a senior design project never got past the drawing board. Constructed in honor of the nation’s bicentennial and tower ing 22 feet over the walkway between the Korman Center and the corner of 33rd -and Market Streets, the geodesic structure known as the Tri-Span stood for over a decade, until deteriora tion forced it to be torn down in 1991. Immediately after it was tom down, a senior design g roup attempted to rebuild it but were unsuccessful due to funding problems. Earlier this year a senior design group, consisting of Eric Staudt, Jack Kashishan and Joon Pak, began to do research on materials that would be cost effi cient enough to bring back what many considered Drexel’s major landmark. However, due to a late start in the project, the group was unable to explore the possibility of funding and constructing the Tri-Span. The cost estimate was $25,000. The design proposed by this year’s seniors is the same as the original, bu t w ith d ifferen t building materials to increase the structure’s longevity. The beams were to be m ade from fiberglass carbon composite and the joints from a carbon fiber composite. “The first T ri-S pan used untreated wood, Miich is why it lasted for such a short time. The new m aterials we use should ensure the structure lasts at least 100 years,” remarked structural engineering professor Dr. Harry Harris, who was faculty advisor for the building of the original Tri-Span. Harris and Dr. Frank Ko, pro fessor o f materials engineering, are Acuity advisors for the 1995 project. This year’s group has passed th eir m aterials research o n to civil and architectural students Max Speiljack, M ark Lee and Tom Compo. These students are currently looking for seniors in the mate rials engineering and business field to assist with construction an d funding o f the new T riSpan. The group hopes to com plete c o n stru c tio n by sp ring 1996. Triangle File Photo The Tri-Span was located at 33rd and Market Streets. AnhDang N ew s E d ito r W ith the end of school year comes the end of the careers of many Drexel professors whose lifetim e achievem ents have greatly impacted the University. T his year, Dr. R ichard Woodring, a former vice presi dent and a tenured professor of civil and architectural engineer ing, an d Dr. Pei “Petei-” C. Chou, professor of mechanical engineering and mechanics, will retire after the spring term. Dr. Woodring resigned as vice president for student life in the £all term of 1992. He returned to teaching in the college of engi neering. He stepped dow n as consequence o f an in te rn a l shakeup among the University’s top administrators. Sources told The Triangle in 1992 that Woodring was asked to resign after making comments about the’University administra tion headed by then-President Richard Breslin. After resigning from his vice presidency, W oodring became director of the new engineering cu rricu lu m p roject w hich revised the experimental E4 pro gram to make its adoption college-wide possible. The result was the basis for what is now called the Drexel Curriculum — the curriculum followed by all engineering students starting this year. Before he became vice presi dent, Woodring was dean of the college of engineering. Dr. Chou, who joined Drexel in 1953, is recognized as a strong connection between research an d g rad uate ed u c atio n . He spearheaded Drexel’s implemen tation o f full-tim e advanceddegree programs in engineering, including die doctoral program in applied mechanics. C hou found an d d irec ted D rexel’s Wave P ro p ag a tio n Research Center to lead faculty and students pursuing research in wave propagation, including hypervelocity impact, explosivem etal in te ra c tio n , blast and material response. In stru m e n ta l in fo u n d in g Drexel’s Center for Ballistics, Chou is renowned in the area of ballistics research. He is presi dent of Dyna East Corporation, which researches the mechanics o f jet p e n e tratio n , especially against modem armors. C hou’s achievement is also recognized in the C hineseAmericari com m unity. He helped sta rt the C hinese Language Center in suburban Philadelphia and the Association of Chinese Schools to promote Chinese language, heritage and culture. Bomb threat College really does pay ends in full ride A student falsely accused of making a bomb threat is now being offered a full scholarship. A Study o f500,000 Pennsylvania residents found that people with college degrees earned more in the 1980s, Marco Buscaglia C ollege Press Service C ollege Press Service After falsely accusing a Boston high school student of phoning in a bomb threat to a local hos pital, the New York telephone company is offering to pay for the student’s college tuition. Less than 12 hours after the bombing in Oklahoma City, a Boston 911 operator reported receiving a telephone call warn ing that a bomb would explyde in 12 hours at Boston City Hospital. After tracking the call through NYNEX, Boston’s phone service provider, police quickly arrested 18-year-old Walter Ray Hill, a junior at Cathedral High School, in connection with the case. Police were given Hill’s address by a NYNEX employee, who told them the phone call was traced to a number at Hill’s residence. When police went to Hill’s apartm ent complex, they said they talked to two women who said they heard Hill speaking on a portable phone the previous night, a few minutes after mid night. This coincided with the time of the bomb threat, and police re tu rn ed with a w arrant for Hill’s arrest early the nejct morn ing. Hill, who m ain tain ed his innocence throughout his arrest, was held in lieu of $20,000 bond and spent two days in prison at the Nashua Street Jail. His arrest was publicized throughout the city and touted by both Boston’s mayor and police chief as an example of how serious the city would treat those who m ade bomb threats. NYNEX officials later realized an employee had made an error during the call tracing and had given the wrong address. They told police, who said they arrested the wrong man, and released Hill from prison shortly after. To help soften their mistake, NYNEX officials offered to pay for all of Hill’s college education. “We offered this with no.condi tions associated with it, to pay for his college tuition ... because we feel badly about this,” James Lehane, managing director for NYNEX in Massachusetts, told The Boston Globe. Hill’s parents and attorney have not indicated whether they will accept NYNEX’s offer and still are considering legal action against the city and phone com pany. Police say the original call containing the bomb threat can no longer be traced. Hard work in college will pay off later in life, or at least that’s what your parents and academic advisers tell you, right? Well, a new study out of the P ennsylvania In d e p e n d e n t College and University Research Center supports their claim. The income gap between col lege and high school graduates is growing, according to the P ennsylvania study, an d in today’s competitive job market, the more education you have, the better. The study, which is based on census examination of 500,000 P ennsylvania residents, says th a t em ployees w ith college degrees saw their incomes rise five percent during the 1980s, while th ose w ith advanced degrees enjoyed a 20 percent rise in an nual salaries. High school graduates, on the other hand, had their earnings decline by 13 percent while high school dropouts found their incomes dropped by 11 percent. “The odds of achieving or retaining m iddle-class status w ithout one or b oth spouses earning a bachelor’s degree are declining,” says the PICURC study, which was funded by an group of 80 private colleges and universities. “Education is usu ally the determ ining factor in terms of income level.” The study also indicates that: • In 1990, white m en were 167 percent more likely to have a college degree than African A m erican m en, up from 127 percent more likely in 1980. • Fifty-five p erc e n t o f all ch ild ren 18 or younger have p a re n ts w ith o u t a college degree, while 15 percent have According to that study, a person ' without a high school diploma earns $609,000 over his or her lifetime while a high school graduate makes $821,000, parents who have not complet ed high school. • Students from families with incom es less th an $15,000 dropped out of high school four times as often as those students who came from families earning $60,000. • Children of college gradu ates are more likely to earn col lege degrees than children of high school graduates, although 60 p e rcen t o f stu d e n ts from each group attend at least some college. • W om en w ith college degrees usually marry men with college degrees while high school dropouts usually marry other high, school dropouts. The Pennsylvania study con firm s d ata from a re p o rt released last year by the U.S. Census Bureau, which estimat ed salaries over a typical 43.5 year career. According to th at study, a person w ithout a high school diploma eams $609,000 over his o r h e r lifetim e w hile a high sch ool g ra d u ate m akes $821,000. A person with some college experience m akes $993,000 while a com m unity college g ra d u ate earn s $1,062,000. A college graduate pulls in $1.42 million, someone with a m a ste r’s degree m akes $1.62 m illio n over a lifetim e, and those w ith d o c to ra te s m ake $2.14 million throughout their careers. People w ith p ro fessio n al degrees, such as do ctors and lawyers, earn an estim ated $3 m illion during their w orking lifetime. “There is no doubt that the higher the degree you have, the more money you v^ll most like ly make,” says Greg Howard, a sta tistic ia n at the C ensus Bui-eau. “With the economy as it is, and the job market becom ing more competitive, the trend is almost sure to continue.” The Triangle«June 9, 1995 *7 USGA president confronted at Jam FIGHT from page 1 Marshall refused to comply, and Martorano refused to allow him to enter the beer garden. “The whole thing was uncalled for,” Martorano added. Marshall told The Triangle he has filed a private criminal com p lain t against M artorano. Among the charges are aggravat ed assault, racial harassment and attempting to create a riot. Marshall said his attorney is also co n sidering adding Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity, Drexel Security, Drexel University and the City of Philadelphia to the list of the defendants. According to Marshall, he was walking from the Black Expo at the Civic Center and trying to go through the break of the closed area on Arch Street. “ [M arto ran o ] grabbed my arm and asked me for ID,” said Marshall. “The guy had a beer on his h an d ... and [acted] like he was drunk.” Marshall said he was not aware that the area was being cordoned off for beer consumption. Therefore he was hesitant to show his ID. Marshall said Martorano proceeded to call for security and then continued to assault him . M arshall alleged that six or seven TKE brothers joined M artorano to hold him up and pin him against a wall while he was trying to get away. According to M arshall, the attackers were “ignorant” for not listening to his explanation. “I ’m n o t used to being attacked,” said Marshall, whose permanent address is in the state o f New York. “I am strong; th a t’s why I m ade ou t o f it [unharmed].” He claimed that the incident was “a racial incident because I was surrounded by several hun dred w hite stu d e n ts ,” said Marshall. "The only reason they zeroed in on me was because I was black.” M artoran o said the allega tions of racism “are just utterly ridiculous. I could have cared less about his ra ce.” He also denied holding a beer during the incident. Security officer H illard reported that he attempted to get betw een M arshall and Martorano, but he got his glasses knocked off. However, other security officers were able to end the struggle and move Marshall away from the beer area to talk to him. Hillard said that at this time Drexel student Charles Roberts, along v^th two other black males who w orked w ith M arshall, “came over and began to agitate the situation, trying to turn it in to a ‘black against w h ite’ thing.” Hillard report ed that the offi cers “tried to no avail to downplay the situ atio n in explaining to Mr. Marshall that he should not have push ed his way through the cor yy doned off area,” which Drexel had a permit for closure. Marshall reportedly replied th a t Arch S treet was public property through which he had a right of passage. The P h ilad elp h ia police advised Marshall to file a private criminal complaint. Speaking o f the charges against him , M artorano said, “T here are an overw helm ing number of witnesses [supporting me]. Drexel Security is in the process o f taking nam es and statements from them.” Drexel Security attempted to ask Marshall’s friend, Roberts, for his ID. Roberts was quoted as Martorano said the allegations of racism “arejust utterly ridiculous. I could have cared less about his race. NOAH AODIS/r/>e Trm ngte USGA President Steve Martorano (pointing finger) Is pushed away by a crowd after a physical confrontation at the beer garden during Spring Jam. saying, “I d o n ’t have to show you anything and I don’t have to listen to you either.” Dean of Students and USGA advisor Jim Fitzpatrick said in the report that he approached a Drexel security officer to assist in breaking up the altercation but got no response from him. According to their description of duties, Drexel security guards are not obligated to place them selves in h arm ful situations. Their main responsibility is to call for help. The security report also com mented that some of the person nel checking the IDs were also drinking beer. The free beer was provided by the Interfraternal Association, while the Spring Jam event was c o o rd in a ted by the C am pus Activities Board. Better call Maaco R O M A R IO 'S PIZZA & EB uD ’S ffa lo W in g s T he b e st; d e a ls o n ca m p u s! Lunch ~ Dinner HOURS Mon. — Thurs. FrL — Sat. Sunday 10:30 am to I am 10:30 am to 3:00 am 12 pm to 1 am E at-I n ,Take-Out, D eli very 3513 L ancaster Avenue 222-7135 E D ’S E D ’S 40WJ1NGS LARGE PLAIN PIZZA $11.75 $14.95 MUSTPRESENTCOUPON. CANNOTBECOMBINEDWfTHOTHER OFFERS. EXPIRES6/30/95 MUSTPRESENTCOUl'ON. CANNOTBECOMBINEDWITHOTHER OFFERS. EXPIRES6/30/95 R o i q a r i o ^ s P i z z a R o i tf a r i o ^ s P i z z a JL ^ Largepies : \ ' " ' ' , ... — - ' — ------ - S ““ > ................................ ETHAN GEKOSKI/r/)0 Triangle Alpha Phi Omega sponsored a car smash on Wednesday, June 7 in the Quad. MUSTPRESENTCOUPON. CANNOTBECOMBINEDWITHOTHER OFFERS. EXPIRES6/30/95 1 L arg e c h e e se * pizza^^ 2 » " T i 8 .7 5 MUSTPRESENTCOUPON. CANNOTBECOMBINEDWITH OTHEROFFERS. EXPIRES6/30/95 8»The Triangle ♦ June 9, 1995 SUNDAY, JUNE 11 l:0 0 p -• 7 :0 0 p Buckley Green W e lik e it w e t a n d T h e T r i a n g l e ’s 6 9 s lo p p y , a n d th t h a t ’s e x a c t l y h o w w e ’r e c e l e b r a t i n g B IR T H D A Y . W h i l e y o u ’r e m a k i n g a p i g o f y o u r s e l f d r i n k i n g F R E E B E V E R A G E S a n d e a tin g FREE BBQ CHOW , cool bands D r e x e l ’s B a t t l e o f t h e B a n d s ), PO TTER ^S lik e U B IS U N T F IE L D a n d (w in n e r o f W N O C w ill b e m a k in g y o u r e a rs b le e d w ith t h e r o c k a n d ro ll. D i d w e m e n t i o n t h a t i t ’s a l l F R E E ? A l l D r e x e l s t u d e n t s a r e i n v i t e d . A n d re m e m b er — d r a g o n s d o n ’t w e a r p a n t s , s o n e i t h e r s h o u l d y o u . The Triangle *June 9,1995 *9 Soccer champs play for love of game SOCCER from page 1 them,” proclaims defender Jason Sontheimer. Sontheimer’s high school coach gave him a “G olden Axe” at the te a m ’s award banquet in honor of the hatchet jobs he administered on opposing players. M att M cC ullough, Vince Bredickas and Eric Larsen are the other players at the game tonight. The gam e begins, and it doesn’t take long for the action to start. Derencin takes a pass from McCullough, but his shot is swallowed up by the Wolves’ keeper. A m inutes later, John Noon fires a shot wide of the goal. Derencin soon gets open long, however, and scores. Offsides isn’t enforced in the in tra m u ra l league, and the Wolves are left to argue about whose re sp o n sib ility it is to defend cherry-pickers. Drexel Track keeps pressing. Noon misses another shot wide. The Wolves have yet to attempt a shot on goal. An argument breaks out over a rule dispute. The intram ural office has a representative at the game, and he keeps score and time. He also does a good job of letting the teams play. There are no omnipotent referees in intra mural soccer — disputes are set tled the old fash ioned way: yelling. The fight only serves to fur ther fire up both teams. Noon m isses a n o th e r shot, and the Grey Wolves advance ,the ball deep into Drexel Track’s territo ry. They lose the ball, and Sontheimer lofts a 50-yard pass that lands softly at the feet of McCullough, who blasts the ball into net. D erencin strikes again momentarily, scoring off a no look drop pass from Bredickas. Drexel Track has a three-goal lead, and the Grey Wolves have yet to threaten. But the W olves stick with their game — advancing the ball down the sidelines, and center ing, centering and centering the ball. There are no omnipotent referees in intramural soccer — disputes are settled the old fashioned way: yelling. And it finally pays off — they score their first goal five seconds before the half ends. Schwind is furious at himself for allowing the goal. “I should have had it,” he says to no one in particular. The intramural championship is n o t the W orld C up. Some players are in the midst of tenthweek-of-the-term pressure, and will be taking finals in a few days. Others are on co-op, and will be at work wearing a shirt and tie in a few hours. And a few are seniors, and they will be gone forever in a few weeks. Many students play intramur al sports to have fun and relax. N one o f them are playing tonight. These two teams are not here to play or have fun, they are here to win. Victory will bring only satisfaction. Defeat will bring misery. The Wolves’ momentum car ries over into the second half. They score quickly writh another centering pass on a two-on-one fast break. Thirty seconds later, they fire another shot but miss. Another fast break oppurtunity arrises for the Wolves, and only a great save by Schwind keeps them from tying the game. It is less than five m inutes into the second half, and Drexel Track is on its heels. Sontheimer shouts a one-word command to his offense-minded teammates: “Drop!” There is a noticible increase in defensive intensity. The Wolves’ attackers find themselves eating artificial turf with increased reg ularity. Several minutes pass, and nei ther team is able to score. Out of the blue, Bredickas blasts a shot from 30 yards out, and it slices into the net. The Wolves start pressing to make up the two-goal deficit, and their defense is stretched thin. N oon fires wide again, b u t D erencin steals the ball back shortly. Back to the n et and Be careful— W e NOAH ADDIS/The Triangle Matt McCullough jukes a defender. looking at Noon as though he’s about to pass, he kicks the ball backward with his heel. It rolls through the keeper’s hands for another goal. McCullough finishes the scor ing to make it 6-2. They don’t need to wait for time to run out to know the game is over. shoot your fece off. The Wolves congratulate the champions. There is no celebra tion, however. Winning does not com e as a su rp rise — it was expected. John Noon, who fin ished without scoring, summed up his feelings with ju s t two words. "We won.” 10 •The Triangle • June 9, 1995 E d ito r ia l & O id n io n w n m rio n ^-mwoB^aiDonMoGeriiu? e re ; quo NAMe 14-iCMtraUBl? □^ARldNQOli Torncmajnm... TOBwwi? ogj^auwsMew. □.V0C15 Qw, rEStVMoiac? 014(2. Q&UPm. □PIA E d ito rial Board Editor-in-Chief Ed-Op Editor John Gruber Jonathan Poet U im um B Anh Dang Nick DiFranco Gina Di Vincenzo Patricia O’Brien Larry Rosenzweig David Smith □«x> uemfUK □PfiESOBIT rooQXEACOCBV aw M Out the door Maybe the office of institutional advancement should start hiring co-ops. Besides the obvious benefit of having employees with an inside understanding of Drexel and vested interest in its future, Senior Vice Pr esident for Institutional Advancement Barbara Spiro could spend less time hiring and firing. Then three weeks ago, when New Era collapsed with $6 million owed to the University, maybe Spiro, who heads fundraising at Drexel, would have been able to scrape together enough time to explain Drexel’s involvement with the foundation. Instead, Spiro chose not to comment and CEO Chuck Pennoni was left to explain Drexel’s position. After only three months of service as director of alumni relations in the office o f institutional advancem ent, Thomas White was fired on May 31. His predecessor spent only 13 months at that post. And in December, assistant vice president for marketing Joseph McDonough submit ted his resignation after just two years o f service when his budget was eliminated. Presumably, White spent much of his time here planning this year’s Blue and Gold Days Alumni Reunion Weekend. While final figures are not in yet, initial indication is that the weekend was similar in success to last year’s weekend, with over 1,000 in attendance. And McDonough did an excellent job of marketing the University with his limited budget — his “Where do you get off expecting a good job in this economy?” billboard won the national Addy Award for outdoor advertising. If these two were doing their jobs — and doing them well — why eliminate them? T h e re ’s enough fat in the University administration — people who aren’t doing their jobs — that we should make the cuts there instead. IMPLANT^? □DDKTXeBDOWME! Q U tn a fltc t! □MiwiacircfLUAfciTl □U4.e«T GDWraift.. m m aum n Rd‘n»Mm£M. X£MllM£A««CQrCP l i t VOID SS8ST L e tte r s to Alum recalls papers of old Editor: Returning to Drexel after 48 years, the first and only familiar sight was two copies o f The Triangle th at I fo u n d in MacAlister Hail, where I came for the Blue and Gold bnmch to be honored as a Distinguished Alumnus for work in my com munity. I attributed my success ful volunteer record to the many activities in which I participated at Drexel. The Triangle had one major and positive change; the sub stance is unrecognizable. Fortyeight years ago, they never called it censorship, b u t we w ould never attempt to criticize. Even when our President Rea had to be replaced, it was a mystery to 90 percent of our student body. Much of our Triangle dealt with student activities and the results of our athletics events. We had the Drexel “Triangle” symbol in the masthead which you have replaced with the Drexel Dragon. Finally I must note that at the Blue and Gold brunch, I had an o p p o rtu n ity to listen to the achievements of those students who won awards for their acade mic records, extra-curricular services to the University and service to the surrounding com munity. I was extremely proud of those students. Submission Policy Guest columns, letters to the editor, and artwork may be sent to the attention of the Ed-Op Editor, The Triangle, 32nd and Chestnut Sts., Philadelphia, Pa. 19104. They may also be sent via e-mail to [email protected] or delivered in person to 3010 MacAlister Hall. All submissions must include a name and phone number and should include an address and appropriate affiliations such as major, year of graduation, or organizational position. Anonymous submissions win not be published; authors’ names will only be withheld under special circumstances^ Written pieces should be presented on disk in MacWrite format. The deadline for subm issions is 5:00 p.m. on Wednesday of the week of publication. The Triangle reserves the right to edit for space, grammar, clarity and content. Editor: To the gradu ating class of 1995: It is with a pride in your accomplishments that I offer you my co n g ratu latio n s and best wishes as you graduate from Drexel and begin the next phase of your life journey. I have no doubt that each of you in your own way will make outstanding contributions to your communi ties, and that many of you will assume leadership positions in the years to come. You will succccd in •whatever yoi* choose to do, in part because of the tradit io i^ f excellence you have expeFieM l here at Drexel. nam A □A w pa. □A'Tiasnro th e E d ito r I, personally, have fond mem ories of my Drexel commence m ents. As a stu d e n t in the Evening College, my responsibil ities included no t only classwork, b u t fam ily an d career duties as well, so my commence ments were particularly m ean ingful for me and for my family. For that reason, I would also like to recognize your families and those special people who saw you th ro u g h the challenging times and who now celebrate the successful completion of your Drexel studies. Commencement also signals the passage from one Drexel family to another. Let me be the first to welcom e you to the Drexel U niversity G eneral Alumni Association as members with full rights, privileges and responsibilities. You will now join the ranks of 73,000 fellow alum ni. I 'u r g e you to stay involved, take an active role in shaping the future of this great institution and to participate in the many activities offered to you by the University. Best wishes to each of you. I look forward to commencement day and to sharing this happy and momentous occasion with you. C.R. Pennoni '63, ’66 Chief Executive Officer Wrestling event was a success Norman A. Bleshman '47 Pennoni offers congrats to grads RR apuwflwww Editor: I w ould like to th a n k the Drexel community for helping to m ake the U n ited States Olympic World Team Wresding Trials held this past weekend (June 2-3) at Drexel a m ost enjoyable success. A lthough probably not as well-known on our campus as this event was across'the country, it was a real showcase event for vyrtestling, and m ore im p o rtan tly , for Drexel. Close to 400 people were exposed to our campus and our facilities, and for all comments, we were very well received for this world-class event. I would like the many people who devoted their time to mak ing this*event a success. It was truly a first-class Drexel event. Jack Childs Drexel Wrestling Coach Give Papadakis a chance Editor: I am all in favor of critically examining any administration, especially one which has gotten itself into deep debt while com mitting those who have no deci sion-making power — such as students, present and future, here at Drexel — to share in it. I am also in favor of critical exam in atio n of services rendered, such as teaching, administrative services and so on. I think fair and direct examination by the customer base have a necessary place in any business. For a case in point, look at the decision-making process used to hire the new president of our school. I know little about how it happened and was surprised that the new p re sid e n t was announced so quickly. I wish the Board and the others involved had taken more time, as some faculty have pointed out, in find ing the new president. But what bothers me is the sort of preemptive attacks made on the new p resid en t, who h a sn ’t even taken office yet, made by some people both in student and faculty organiza tions and publications, with little basis for criticism. And to get anyone with the experience that Dr. Breslin had would have cost the school too much, as his sev erance deal so aptly shows. . So we have a new president vydth only dean-level experience at a smaller school than Drexel. At least we found someone to take the job — and experience does not always mean good per formance, as Dr. Breslin’s inflat ed debt legacy shows. Plenty of people have done well at jobs they were “underqualified” for. So before we all heave yet another collective sigh (I can heave those sighs with the best of them ) about how “this place sucks,” let’s not be too quick to judge the new president before we have seen him in action. Wait a year — if he does not perform'* well, then go ahead and start kvetching about him. But let’s give the poor guy a chance, OK? You’d want it if you were in his shoes. Matthew Campbell Graduate Student CIST m m The Triangle»June 9,1995 «11 Extremistreligionsare creationofmedia Wake Up and Smell the Coffee C h ris to p h e r H a tc h Right wing militias are big news these days, or at least were a few days ago. The fear of gun-toting ultra conservative Rush Limbaugh fans has worked its way into our collective subconscience, at the very least. After the bom bing in Oklahom a City, M uslim fu n d a m e n talists were thought to be the bombers. After all, those M uslim s are all te rro ris ts who hate America. But, then, it turned out to be fu n d a m e n talists who claim to be Christians. Of course, those darn rightwing fundamentalists have been just wait ing to take over the country all along. I just knew it. It sou nds fam iliar — co m m en tary based upon religious view^joints and nar row-minded bigotry. Not all Muslims kill those who don’t share their beliefs, though with all the media news stories it becomes rather difficult to rationally understand this fact. Not all Christians listen to Rush Limbaugh, own firearms, or are even fun damentalists. But, again, this is a rather difficult issue to even consider. Religious bigotry is, perhaps, even more pervading than racism or sexism, though not as easily noticed. Few people actually talk about intimate beliefs at work or at school. They easily tell other simple facts, but religious issues are addressed in a standoffish manner or an overly callous one so that those with differing viewpoints are purpose ly left out of the conver sation. Lack of communica tion leads to deep mis u n d ersta n d in g . M is understandings lie at the ro o t of d isagree ment, especially among those who do not make an effort to realize what their friends and acquaintances believe or practice, or d o n ’t believe or practice. People become easily branded as Jewish or Catholic or Muslim or Hindu or whatev er, each following a prescribed set of mis understandings. It is easy to exclude those who seem to believe differently, to mock beliefs, and to wrongly accuse. This only exposes igno rance and intolerance. Different becomes bad and easily hated. False judgm ent becomes a power tool of the foolish. i These misunderstandings seem casual enough in our seemingly non-violent society. But their fruits find themselves at the center of wars, such as the cu rren t war between the Bosnians and the Serbs and a handful of other con flicts. M isu n d er standings becom e woven into culture and cultural differences eas ily turn into hate and war. Our responsibilities must be to learn about o ur differences — to understand what our friends really think and believe. Religious belief shouldn’t be tucked away and ignored. The reHgious are often freakishly portrayed on televi sion or in movies, and their bad seeds find their way to the evening news, providing Not all Muslims kill those who don't share their beliefs, though with all the news stories it becomes rather difficult to understand this fact Five years of Drexel 0 kept her on her toes oc UJ N That’s Her C a th e rin e C a m p b e il Last week I was in the WKDU office for the first time. I needed them to announce one of my events. The general manager was nice, but he warned me that if I came back and he wasn’t there, some of the other people might act a little strange towards me. I was wearing a Woodstock t-shirt and a Stussy baseball cap, and I’m sure my straig h t, long, blonde hair didn’t exactly help. After that comment all I could do was laugh at how much five years can change a person. X>ne of the few things that I intended to do as a Drexel student was to be a WKDU DJ. The WKDU staff would pro b a b ly look at m e as fu n n y now as w hen I walked in to a fra tern ity house at summer orienta- tion with a Depeche Mode 1990 T-shirt on. But no one theii even knew w hat D epeche M ode was, or cared. They saw a new stu dent, or should I say fresh meat. But after I starte d w ritin g columns for The Triangle, they knew I was m uch m ore th an that. When I came to Drexel, I changed my unique alternative image I had created for myself back in high school. I have to thank the people who gave me a chance to break into the m ain stream and have the power to influence an entire University. But they are all gone now. ”The last five years have been some of the m ost unique and ..^•fulfilling years that anyone can image. I’ve seen, heard, or at least w ritten a b o u t enough things to viTite a couple seasons of Melrose Place. What I haven’t experienced, someone has prob ably m ade up a ru m o r about. Drexel can be a great school, but some people here have nothing better to do than misjudge others out of their ovm insecurity. I was just looking at the pic tures I have from freshman year. I still see a few people from them , b u t m ost have either transferred or are no longer my friends. Actually, that’s probably th e basis o f the U niversity ’s problems. Low retention hurts student morale more than any thing. My freshman year was one of the best years I ever had, despite a few bitchy girls at our lunch - table and some asshole guys who th o u g h t they could throw a ro u n d th e ir pow er to take advantage of the freshmen. But besides that, it was a blast. Then everyone started to transfer or go off on different co-op cycles. I’m one look pro-Greek. So I volun tarily dropped rushing. Maybe th a t’s why I try to cover the Greeks in the paper. I never hid the fact th at I was on The Triangle. I probably would have been an important asset to them. But the battle wasn’t worth fight ing, and that dean left the next year. Then there’s Drexel’s female “ Breakfast Club S yndrom e.” This syndrome is when you get to know som eone, then you refuse to acknowledge their pres ence afterwards. This isn’t a per sonal knock on sororities, just Drexel females in general. Tell me why you can have a conver sation or a class vdth someone, and a week later not even say hi. In my case people will suddenly remember my name if they need an article written. Speaking o f females, I have also had some of the worst luck in room m ates. The ones I had sophomore year were so bad th a t I m oved in to a stud io in Center City just to get away from their cattiness. Specid th an ks to anyone who climbed those four flights of steps to visit me. The w orst of them was a member of the Judicial Board. I lost all faith in the J-Board when I heard that., If The Triangle starts to do some investigative reporting they should take a good look at the JBoard. I have nothing against the last and current chief justices; they’re friends of mine. But peo ple are starting to get concerned. The whole process ,is too secre tive. Get a law passed in Harrisburg if you have to, but get into those hearings. I had my own experience with the board when I was a news edi tor in my sophomore year. Our then e d ito r-in -c h ie f Gary Rosenzweig'was a big iijfluence and mentor to me. (Don’t con fuse him with his sweet brother I have to thank the people who gave me a chance to break into the mainstream and have the power to influence an entire University. surprised I didn’t tra;isfer. I was recently asked why I never pledged a sorority. When sophom ore year started, I was seriously considering it. The problem was that I didn’t know where to pledge. I knew people from Drexel and even high school in each one, and my aunt was an alumni of another. The second problem was a rumor heard by our news editor at the time, who was also in a sorority. It seemed our former dean o f Greek life irl 1991 thought that since I was on The Triangle, I was some kind of undercover spy. I remind you that in the fall of 1991 all of our fraternities were on suspension and The Triangle administration at the time was so anti-Greek it makes the present see CAMPBELL on p 0 12 Q an extra black darkness to the story. Society represses this discussion or dis torts the real issues into ignorance. At the same time there needs to be dia logue so that we all might fully understand each other’s positions; there must not be sim ple acceptance of all beliefs. Conflicting viewpoints cannot simultane ously be valid. Tolerance and acceptance are different things. 1 can fully disagree with you without hating you or desiring to kill you. This must be the goal of our society. Beliefs should not be hidden from the fab ric of our world, nor flaunted with trivial slogans, but openly discussed and tolerat ed. Clarence Darrow, the defense lawyer in the infamous Scopes Monkey trial con cerning the discussion of evolution in the classroom, once said, “You can only be free if I can be free. I can only be free if you are free.” Belief must be defended as an impor tant freedom. And the scandalous might not taint our views through television. Christopher Hatch is a junior majoring in chemical engineering. TOTHE CLASS OF 95' Z $ 3 . Off ^ your g r a d u a tio n c u t 1 . with s t u d e n t I.D. 0 fjf A F u ll S e r v ic e S a lo n 3 6 0 3 P o w e lto n A v e n u e P h ila d e lp h ia , P A (IJ 19104 387*2274 12«The Triangle«June 9,1995 A look back at five years of Drexel CAMPBELL from page 1} Larry.) But by March, I stopped agreeing with his anti-student congress and anti-Greek ideologics. hi my opinion, he wasn’t tak ing my views seriously. So I did what any irritated news editor should do. I trashed all the news files at 9:30 p.m. on a 'I'hursday night. So I was kickcd off and bannctl from the officc spring lorm. 'The good nfws was, I got asked out that night after the trial by a incnihcT of the judicial hoartl fl can make a social event out of anything). Thanks to the new e d ito r-in -ch ief Andrew Ross, I returned to the paper in the summer term of 1992 for good until now. 1 have covered all kinds of issues over the last five years. I’ve attacked everyone from home less people to the Pope, but I never got more response than from my one negative fraternity colum n in 1993. Som ething about scales and messages on hands from what I remember. Even though I pissed off a lot of people, I never had a problem of Chris McCarthy until this spring. they can count on me. any sort with them after that. I should thank all of the IFA I never met someone involved After the smoke had cleared presidents who have cooperated with Drexel like me until I met from the column, that is. I don’t know if it was fear or writh me and returned my phone him. Special thanks to all of the respect I gained by writing that calls. And even though he didn’t column, but it worked. A year make it to my “Pass It On Day” Drexel/Springfield guys, espe later I was even endorsed by the event last Friday, I would like to cially Dennis, Derby, Over, Jim, Kappy and my old neighbor thank the current IFA president, IFA for my position of senior Justin DeAngelis. He’s one of the Mark, After nine to 12 years, I class president. A special thanks know I can always count to former If-A President on you guys. Casey Ryan for helping me finally like to thank achieve that honor. Vve attacked everyone from all I’d of the people who have My role at The Triangle homeless people to the Pope, been part of my Triangle has been more outside the family over the past five paper than behind the but I never got more years. They were going to scenes. Not many people response than from my one give me an expensive chair, get calls on a Friday night 1 said I’d rather have a begging them to help a fra negative fraternity column but big party on Buckley ternity deal with two Green, months worth of trash that in 1993. I’m glad The Triangle is the ad m in istratio n has finally getting rebellious. I ignored, and resolve it. many people I have met thanks don’t know what I’ll do v^thout That may seem small, but it. Stacy Lutkus and Gina imagine my thoughts when I v/as to The Triangle. I c a n ’t even sent an anonymous note saying count how many people I have DiVicenzo have been the best “little sisters” anyone could ask met through Triangle interviews. “The faculty are counting on you My senior events w o u ld n ’t for. Remember to save room on to ensure the editor does not have been complete if it weren’t your couches for me. I’ll spike the story” relating to the for all of the Sammys who have announce that Stacey, another secret faculty bonuses of 1993, been permanently pictured on former news editor, will be run Every day, even at the Summer the senior wall. And the Lambda ning for senior class president Street block party, students, fac ulty and administrators ask me Chis need a special thanks for for the Class of 1997. I t ’s a Triangle tradition. always being there for me too! to cover stories because they I can’t believe Adam Blyweiss It ’s too bad I d i d n ’t meet know I’m fair and they know ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL ©(DL© CARD USERS ACT NOW ! USE UP ALL OF YOUR DOLLARS BY THE DEADLINE J U L Y 3 ,1 9 9 5 ABSOLUTE LAST DAY TO USE UP ALL OF YOUR $$$ DON’T BE A LOSER For more information, call Mickey at xl446 or stop by the Billing Dept. Room 225D, Main is getting married. Olga, I won’t fight you for him , b u t I will deeply miss him for all the good, bad and stressed out times we had together. He’s been a broth er I never had. Someone should watch after Anh, He gets a litde crazy som etim es and I d o n ’t want to have to come back to bail him out, A special thanks to my old and current roommates Deanna, Jennie, Shannon and Taryn and the senior committee for putting up with me. 1 always wanted to take over Drexel with someone. It was just never the right time, I think I’ve discovered the perfect person to share my enthusiasm, but now it’s time for me to go. So what would have become of me if I went to some liberal arts college or met a guy from WKDU at orientation instead of the captain o f the wrestling team? Who knows? To quote a movie character also named Catherine, “I’m a writer, I use people for what I write. Let the world beware,” Well, not exactly, but I have more stories and secrets about this school behind my cheerful laugh to keep a lot of publishers happy. I’ll see all of you in my autobiography some day. See all of you at commence ment, and d o n ’t laugh at my lame speech. Catherine Campbell is a senior majoring in corporate communi cations. This is her longest col umn ever. WE DON'T QUIT. T h e T ria n g le is n o t taking the su m m e r off, u n l i k e all th o s e s e n i or s a n d f r e s h m e n . W e ’ll still be h e r e , p r i n t i n g every other T h u r s d a y . W e ’ll still print what you w ant t o read. W e ’ll still s w e a t like h e c k . A n d ' w 'e’ll still be t h e b es t s tu d e n t n ew sp ap er in P h ila d e lp h ia . ntikil The Triangle *June 9,1995 *13 TheJam came offwithoutmajorproblems Guest Column R ic h a rd B u rch As the end of the fiscal year comes to an end I would like to take the time to reflect on Campus Activities Board’s last large scale event of the year. A week ago the University saw Spring Jam ’95, which a ttem p ted to im prove on last year’s attempts and expand the events present to a grander scale. Gracious, if not precocious weather played a part in making the weekend great. The larger part, however, involved all of the behind-the-scenes effort that went into making the Jam occur. To begin with, great thank^go to the students, whose dollars fuel student activi ties, and to SAFAC, for allocating, a large enough budget to allow for such a grand display. The exiting USGA officers also deserve credit for, whether intentionally or not, allowing CAB the freedom to do what needed to be done without stifling the organization with regulations or crippling its programming capacity. At the heart of the activities were two students — VVally Wormley, who chose and organized the bands, and Irene Betelman, who was the primary organizer of the Spring Jam. Jodi Netzer created the ad campaign and shirt design. Wally also’ assisted by developing several of the fullpage individual event ads that ran in The Triangle. A handful of other students, including Jack Mundy, Dawn Warren and Michael Karam, helped with specific tasks and events. Without these few dedicated v o lu n teers, the weekend would never have achieved the level that it did. Thanks also go to The Triangle for being so responsive to updates in the progress of the Spring Jam and for presenting the information truthfully and fairly. Ironically, after everything appeared to be ready, the largest source of apprehen sion was the weather, which was extremely precarious. It has been said that to reap great rewards you must often take great risks. I feel it is important to point out that if CAB had played it safe, Saturday’s concert would have been at its rain loca tion inside of the Armory, complete with its high humidity and poor acoustics. As it turned out, Saturday’s weather was beau tiful. However, weather was also the tea* son why the performance of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones was moved up by a half-hour (much to the chagrin o f ’the Love Seed Mama Jump fans). As it turned out, the decision allowed the final performance to end on its own 15 m inutes before a th u n d e rsto rm and accompanying torren tial downpour hit. D uring all of this and contrary to what seems to be po p u lar belief, the events did not run themselves. The Drexel University Student Techs, directed by Warren Fairbanks, had the hefty job of set ting up and running the hardware at the movie, concert, dance party, and comedy performance. c a b ’s biggest volunteer thanks go to Alpha Phi Omega and Gamma Sigma Sigma service organizations. Both of these groups reliably provided desperately need ed m anpower all day Saturday. Tasks ranged from concert security to cleaning up the Armory, all done without com plaint. Other individual volunteers who Ironically, after everything appeared to be ready, the largest source of apprehension was the weather, which was extremely precarious. came forward were also greatly appreciat ed. Thanks to all of these people, I feel confident that those who attended the events had a good time. In closing, I would point out that on the heels of any success arc many people who will step forward and take credit for what occurred. When all was said and done, though, it was the above people who took the chances. Rest assured that had we failed, the finger would have been pointed before the weekend was out. Based on the amount of resistance I encountered pushing through contracts for the Hip Hop Dance Party and Jackie “The Jokeman” Martling, it was a small miracle that these events occurred. In the end, it was my duly to assume responsibility for all of the events, whether they succeeded or failed. Considering the hundreds of students who turned out for Jackie alone, I know that CAB made the right decisions. If you recognize one of the people who made it all happen, I encourage you to give them a quick smile and a “thank you.” They invested their time and energy into making Spring Jam ’95 the best event possible, and were not willing to settle for anything less. Richard Burch is the acting president of Campus Activities Board. YOU’LL READ IT AND YOU’LL UKEIT 14 *The Triangle • June 9, 1995 The Triangle »June 9, 1995 »IS ^ W tttt S M o h a t f l '^ 'y B i c k i _ . j j f c s U n t a r g e ^ * ’* ^ S f e f c ? * ^ “ « W . v ire T ? ® * 6 o u t ; ^ ^ ’®>“ t a c r o ^ ' * P r e t t ^ ; I t ’s s p rin g th a t tim e o f y e a r te rm ro lls to a a g a in . c lo s e A s w e see «<)i th e jmmMSSm m u n m is ta k a b le s ig n s o f th e th e a c a d e m ic ru n n in g re a d y o u t fo r y e a r. th e S e n io rs la s t T h e o f a re d o o r. F re sh m e n th e ir freed o m . A n d en d are s u m m e r T ria n g le o f o ffic e is fille d w ill o ra n g e b ric k s . In its O ra n g e w h a t n in th B ric k D re x e l fo o lis h n e s s , in c a rn a tio n , re p re s e n ts is a ll fu n , a b o u t th e e x a c tly — c h a n g e s p rid e , a n d o n e u g l y b r i c k . R e m e m b e r t h a t w e d o n ’t te ll y o u a re — w h o w e th e w in n e rs le a v e th a t T h a t ’s j u s t t h e k i n d are. S o , th ro u g h in th e s it b a c k a n o th e r an d u p lo s e rs to y o u . o f n ew sp ap er w e a n d ta k e a s tro ll ro lle r-c o a s te r year la n d o f o ra n g e . WRITTEN BY THIANOll STAFF SRAPHICS: JONATHAN POIT ___ DON HARINO PHOTOORAPHi NOAH ADDIS O o«A w ® ® “ * « » T h in i, ® ® P a rta ie n t fo ®^®*ej’a I 16 *The Triangle«June 9,1995 On behalf of the entire Drexel Community, it is my pleasure to extend congratulations and best wishes to all graduating students. C.R. Pennoni ’63, *66 Chief Executive Officer, Drexcl University D rex el U n iv e r s it y ’s 1 0 8 th C om m encem ent June 18,1995, 11:00 a.m. H Jam es E. M o n o r a r y a rle y ’63, D e g r e e R e c ip ie n t s C h a irm a n o f th e B o a r d , AMP In c . J a m e s A . U n r u h , C h a ir m a n a n d C h i e f E x e c u t iv e O f f i c e r , U n is y s C o r p o r a t i o n (K e y n o t e S p e a k e r ) R o b e r t B . W h it in g , E d u c a t o r AND M u s ic ia n P h ila d e lp h ia 3 4 t h S t r e e t a n d C iv ic C iv ic C C e n t £ r e n t e r B o u le v a r d G r a d u a t in g s tu d e n t s w i l l a s s e m b le in th e lo w e r le v e l o f th e C i v i c C e n te r , w i t h a c a d e m i c r e g a lia , n o l a t e r t h a n 1 0 : 3 0 a .m . D o o r s to t h e C i v i c C e n t e r w i l l o p e n a t 1 0 : 0 0 a . m . DREXEL u n i v e r s i t y ' The Triangle *June 9,1995 *17 ‘7Ve had it up to here with the likes of you circus midgets!” - The Fireman from ‘Ren & Stimpy' UgBndsoi the M , p W i Brad Pitt. 7p, 9:30p and 12m, Stein Audttorium. $2 Admission. THappy Hour 9t (^^iiaagfi^. - 10p?12m/ ;;Ss;!Sf::SS;S<sSfe A CAB is sliowlng of the FalL Oooh, Brad Pitt. 8p, Stein Auditorium. $2. A The Triangle’s Sweet 69 Bash. 1p*7p» Buckley Green. It is your duty as a Drexel stu dent and as an American to show up, eat food, have fun and listen to music. Free admission, pants checked at the door. • Senior Happy Hoar at Cavanatt{|ii's. 5-7p. > A Senior Formal, at the Penn Tower Hotel, 8p-1a; Go out with a bang, seniors. A Drexel Center for Learning and Instruction. This Is the last day for coaching ser vices and Drop In Center for Spring Term. ' f i : r i ^ ^ p h e ''! | ^'vD rg^,b;ecause'i mo«taftHepeo ated high school with are still flipping burgetB. I I N E D r e x e l ’s Clothes Drive Drop off points: All residential halls & Creese Student Center L o b b y H o n o r a r y o f T o w e r s S ta i r t i n g M W o m a n 's M S a l e u s ic a n d o n d a y , M F r a t e r t n i t y y e r s F i n a l s W H a l l s e e k 6 :3 0 P M For A P r e t z e l 2 5 0 P la c e 5 (B attered and Abused Women'^ G o o d e a c h f o r L u c k $ 1 o n F in a ls ! Attention student organizations: your ad could be here for The Mangle Here's the deal: if you're an officially registered student organization^ drop off your camera-ready ad at The Triangle, 3010 MacAlister Hall, for each Frida/s paper by the Wednesday before at 5 p.m. Include the nam^ of your student organization and a contact name and number. The ads must be 4.8 inches wide by 3.5 inches tall. V S A. 18 • The Triangle • June 9, 1995 C o m ic s H o ro sc o p es D avid S m ith a n d Eric n M inbiole jijff sd - a a w t f K ty v K ic tu 9 o w |B » -y a v w K PKTOPI^ISlJgMn)’? w a ’i J k a u ttd a i w Top Ten Reasons Not to Take lO- We drink while writ the Horoscopes Seriously them. f * ■ . 1 sW S fy ? 0 i JunxUcsMtm.i is an Italian cuisine. 5. Monkeys. 9. After two years, we 4 . Dionne Warwick won’t T h e still can ’t nam e the even let us call her 1T ria n g le signs. 9 0 0 number. 8 . We wouldn’t know a 3. If we could predict the psychic vibe if bit future, we sure wouldn’t on th e Pisces. tell you. l f t ^ 3 y < ^ '< ^ < ^ o m e t r u e , 2. We don’t. 1 ^ ^ ^ ^ you’d probably be dead. 1. You have a rising JL 6 . We think "Sagittarius’ moon in Aquarius. Note: This is Dave's last week doing the Horoscopes. Do not fear, though, he has spent the last 2 0 ye a rs training his apprentice, Eric k , and feels that he will do a completely bang-up job in the coming months. Right now, in fact, Eric is performing the ancient horoscope-writing ritual of Drinking Lots of Vodka. Arles (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Rent a ferret for the weekend. Treat it with the some love and affection as you would your very own. Taurus (Apr. 20-May 20): You will have a nightmare that you go to the Triangle party and you ore the only one wearing pants. Luckily, it was only a dream and there is still plenty of time to take them off before Sunday. Gemini (May 21-June 21): Studying for finals is putting you under a lot of stress and your roommate is really getting on your nerves. There is one way to solve both problems. M ake sure it looks like an accident. Cancer (June 22-July 22): The recent recall of Philip Morris cigarettes is a good reason to quit smoking. Lung cancer is one thing, but defective filters are unacceptable. Leo (July 2 3-A ug. 22): Wearing a Dr. Seuss shirt will not only make you the life of the party, but can also be used to fend off the HiggledyPiggledy Food-ledywhump. Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Put "areola" as the answer to all of the questions on your Psychology final. It's a funny word. Really. 1checked. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 23): Take a night job on the stun line at the local slaughterhouse. At least now you will get paid for it. Scorpio (Oct. 24-Nov. 21): Put on a one-man show of Oedipus: Moke sure to switch hats at the right times, and don't kill the wrong characters. S a g i tt a r i u s (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your graduation plans will chqnge dramatically when you realize that you failed your easiest class. Maybe you should have shown up for at least one of the four tests. Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your worst fear will come true when you find yourself trapped fn an elevator with on insur ance salesman. Defend your self by forcing him to watch slides of your trip to Arkansas. Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your life will reach an all-time low when you lose your [ucky shorts in the wash. Pisces (Feb. 19-M ar. 20): Repent your sins. Take a long pilg rim a g e to the sa cre d Stapler of W endell the Magnificent. Honor him with gifts of blotters, ta p e dis pensers and Post-it Notes. Tonight; Put the monkey to sleep. The Triangle *June 9,1995 *19 T h e C ro s s w o rd P u z z le <S>1995 Tribune M edia Services^ Inc. 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QUICK, LET'S VOLUNTEER!!!! . ; i \ Help Teens & Adults get the Literacy Skills they need to better their lives I!!! ; \ -/• ■ . .' ■ r' ' \ \ If You're Interested in This, or Any Other Volunteer Opportunity, Just Give Us a C all!!!! or 8 9 5 - 2 1 5 8 8 9 5 - 1 5 2 2 Student Community Services and Programs Division for Student Life Creese Student Center Rm. 222 - 223 ■ 5’-, <s k ; i The Triangle«June 9,1995 *21 T h e c o u r s e o f d a y s s p e n t by AAikeThornton* Dennis McGlsmn A ^KooUo*!" \k< , Uo'c^vV uV\rtV -^ o s e •Ka^ A(R6 W a it f o r a T r a i n Ai I bought my one-way ticket, I double-stepped up to track six and took a seat on the bench. I looked around and noticed the people awaiting their trains. A younger college student beside me sucked his cigarette dry and tossed it on the ground. I watched as it rolled around in the wind, still trying to remain lit It came dangerously close to the edge o f the track but then suddenly stopped and decided to change direction back towards the knapsack that laid beside my foot. Crossing in front o f the bag, a middle-aged woman with curly black hair crushed the life from the butt and temporarily stopped it’s progress. She was late for her train and really didn't care about my bag or the kid or the cigarette - she was late. A pigeon waddled up to the butt and pecked a little at it. A gk>wing light barely remained, and the pigeon didn’t look loo hungry. The bird flew down ontoHhe track below to walk around with the other pigeons he knew. I thought to myself how fiinny it was that the bird couM easily leap onto the track while everyone else wouldn’t dare go near the edge. I’m sure some people thought about what would happen if they wouM jump, but I’m sure they figured it was quite normal to ;iut think about i t What harm can it do? The cigarette butt started to move again towards my bag. About two inches away from the lining, I saw the younger stu dent casually walk over and kick it onto the tracks below. The cigarette disappeared. I felt a connection to the kid. a sort o f admiratkin that he would have enough respect to not let my bookbag ignite. He disappeared, too, as he jumped onto his tra ia 1 was alone on the bench and still had another ten minutes until my train came. An oMer businessman u t down to my right: I moved my bag over to my left side. As he nervously watched the fk>or, a skinny man with a beard, wearing a blue t-shirt and army panu carrying a huge bag. appeared from the entrance stepway and waddled over towards our bench. Something was wrong with him. As he walkeid, he murmured and sounded a little sk>w. He plopped his bag down and talked to some woman sitting behind us. I think the conversation had something jto do with what train he was going to catch. Regrettably, he came around to our side, thankfully on the side of the busineuman. He introduced himself to the man, “I’m George Walters. What’s your name?” “My name’s Greg.” replied the suited man. “Hey, I’m going to Nashville! Can you believe it?” George confided. “That’s nice.” the man courteously responded. "Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m trying to get away. I didn’t connect too well with people. I’m going to Nashville.” said George. The man nodded and looked around like he dkln’t mind. I knew he did. “Hey, Hey. wanna know something^ Huh?” the slow man surted to get quiet. “What?" the businessman wondered if he should’ve answered. “See that black woman over there across the tracks? Do you know what I mean? Do you see her? The second one. Do you see her?” George talked like he kept a secret But he was quite loud. “Yes, I do.” the yuppie replied. “Well, I’d do her. Yessiree, I’d definitely do her. She is fee-ine. Know what I mean, buddy?" said George. The businessman nodded. He twitched like he was nervous. I started to feel the same way. I didn’t want to deal with George. I opened my bag and grabbed a paper and began to read. I had already read this paper, but I guess I felt the need to read it again - maybe I had missed something. George sUrted talking about something to do with Nashville and his airline ticket. 1 really didn’t care. I glanced around the station and looked at the black girl across the tracks. I didn’t think she was pretty at all. Chubby and homely, she was hardly what I would consider “doable”. But. I figured George didn’t really care, either. I glanced farther down that same side and noticed an extremely obese white woman. She wore black, had black luggage, and drank a Coke. I figured she was bitter at the world. After all, she physically looked upset. Bodies are a reflection of the soul, right? “I think those airlines are gonna have a problem with me. I don't have a lot of money, you know? I think there's gonna be a problem. Know what I mean?” George bothered the businessman again. “No, I really don’t know what you mean.” the tired businessman was sick of acting. He looked at his watch. I had seen him do this just a few seconds ago. Maybe he forgot what he had seen. “Well, see, when I get nervous, 1 have these seizures. Ya know, seizures. 1 black out. Ya know?” George sadly spoke, nor mally for the first time. The businessman didn’t reply. He was done caring. 1 got up and grabbed my bag and headed for the tracks. My train was finally coming. Hey folks, life ain't funny all the time...see ya'II next spring. Don’t throw your cash away! STUDENTBUYBACK ESTPRICESO NSIDEDREXELUNIVERSITYBOOKSTORE 2 NE16,1995 N.'THURS. am-7pm DAI am-So I 0 .0 V IS IT Y O U R N E W U N IV E R S IT Y B O O K S T O R E ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^%l0 ^ ^^ S c h e d u l e d o p e n i n g is S a tu rd a y , J u n e 1 7 , 1 9 9 5 1 2 :0 0 -4 :0 0 P M 2 2 • The Triangle • June 9, 1995 C la s s if ie d s Index The Triangle Classifieds are sepa rated into 11 available classifica tions in the order below. If you cann<>t find a heading, there are no ads of that type in this week’s jicwspaper. Apartments Sublets Roommates For Sale Wanted Text Books Services Help Wanted Lost & Found Announcements Personals Placing Classifieds The deadline for placing a classified ad is 5:00 p.m. on the Tuesday of the week of the issue in which you want your ad to appear. Forms must be completed in full, and writing should be legi ble. If there are no copies of the classified form available, write your ad on a full sheet of paper. Include your name, organization, phone number and address. If you are a Drexel student, please include your student number. Always make note of the date the ad was placed, and the section in which you wish the ad lo be placed. Be sure to sign your name. In Person Our office is 3010 MacAlister Hall. Mail The Triangle Attn: Classifieds Manager 32nd & Chestnut Streets Philadelphia, PA 19104 Fax The Triangle Fax number is (215) 895-5935. If your ad is a paid ad, a copy of the check or money order should be faxed and the original should be mailed or dropped off in person. Costs & Limits Apartments Apartments Apartments Apartments Fabulous NY loft-style renovation! 6 Br, 2 Bt, full mod kit, w/w carpet, central air, economical gas appliances, huge roofdeck, washer/dryer. Avail. Sept 1. 35th & Spring Garden. REDUCED to $1250 ■». 731-9550. 38XX Lancaster. 6 Br, 3 Bth, eat-in kitchen, large living room, coin-op laundry, old pool table. $1200/month. August 1. C^l 483-2395. 11 month lease.________ 4 bedroom - 3 ? i3 Lancaster Avenue. 2 bathrooms, deck, washer/dryer, dishwasher $980/month -*■ utilities. 662-1000. 4 bedroom, 2 car garage, $980/month. Large rooms, washer/dryer, dishwasher, deck, alarm, ice maker, 3902 Warren St. (39th & Baring). Atrium. A very unique house. 662-1000.___________________ 36th & Pearl St. Large 1 BR. Secluded, courtyard, large closets. Modern. All appli ances. Very secure. $590/month. 662- 1 BEDROOM APARTMENT 36 & BARING ST. High Gloss Wood floors, fresh paint. YARD. $575 includes heat & hot water. Others available for less. Franklin Rentals 382-7368._________________________ Two bedroom w / study - or - three bed rooms. 3622 Baring St. Perfect for stu dents who want a quiet home to live and study. Owers Victorian Home. Second floor. Large rooms. Eat in kitchen: dish washer, washer/dryer. Beautiful block. $875 including heat -t- hot water. Call 3866722;_______________________ Come one — come all — We have several apartments and houses available in Powelton Village. IBR to 4BR, various prices. Call for help (610) 279-1205 2 Bedrooms available. 32nd and Powelton. Modern. Dishwasher; garbage disposal; central air, gas heat; wall to wall carpet. $650 -t- Util. Must see. (610) 279-1205 39xx BARING- 4 BR apt, 1 1 /2 baths, h/w and carpeted firs. C/A, mod. kitch., living & dining area. All new appliances, security system, basement coin laundry. Tel. 2320328._____________________________ 3312 HAMILTON STREET: Efficiencies, one and two bedrooms from $299/m o up. Heat gas and hot water incl. All apts have walk-in closets, lots of windows, walking distance to school. 349-9429.__________ Within two blocks of Drexel Gym: clean, safe affordable apts avail. Some with w/d or deck. Small, well-behaved pets welcome. Call 610-664-7779._____________ 37th & Spring Garden. Huge, beautiful 6 BR, 2BT house. Garden, porch. 3 fire places. bay windows, basement, W/D, C/A. Great backyard. $1450 +. Call 8939710. Available June 1st.______________ Drexel. Penn. Presby area 2 BR townhouse, security system, skylights, wood floors, washer/dryer, brick patio in private courtyard, cable available. $625-1-. Call 551-1343._________________________ 34th & Powelton. 2 BR, Immediate occu pancy. Also 1 BR - newly updated & painted. AC. backyard, secure. (215) 477-7186 One and two bedroom apartments, Powelton Village, HW floors, 1.5 bath. DW, patio, coin-op laundry in basement. Call and leave message 624-7536__________ 36th & Powelton. 3 BR renovated bHevel apartment. 2 full baths, eat-in kitchen, 6 ft closets. W /D. W /W . G /D , gas heat. Available Sept. $875. 387-7278________ Baring & 33rd (401 N 33rd St.) - large 2 BR apt. Good closet space, large kitchen, hardwood floors, W/D, newly decorated. $650/month. Claude Boni Real Estate 473-5900__________________________ Sunny 2 BR apartment. HW floors, eat-in kitchen, large living room, great water pres sure, laundry in building, comer of 33rd & Baring. $625/month Summer sublet or begin your own lease. Available July 1st. 387-6880__________________________ 3300 Spring Garden. Recently renovated, bright 2 BR apt with G/D, gas heat, new carpeting, tile bath, lots of extras. Avail July 1. A must see. Convenient to bus route into city. $475 + util. Call Chris (609) 429-0463_____________________ 1 BR, avail June 1 for 3 month sublet or lease. Across from Towers, behind 7-11. All utils incl. Reduced $470. Safe, large rooms, large closets, large bathroom, lots of windows. 243-2457 or ST92NS63. 1 BR apartment, suitable for 2. $600/month. Includes heat & hot water. Large living/dining room. Lots of windows, HW floors, modern bath. Laundry on site. Safe & close. 3318 Arch St.. Apt 3, across from Towers. Contact Sue at 222-1735. Available July 1 or sooner_____________ House for rent in Powelton Village - 3815 Hamilton St. 6 BR and 2 BT. Available July 1. $1350/month. Great house on a great block. Call (215) 732-1418____________ 34th & Arch Streets. Spacious, sunny, one bedroom apartment. Laundry facilities, off street parking. Available September. $550/month includes heat & hot water. (610) 527-7809_____________________ Newly renovated 2 BR apartment. Best location. Laundry facilities. $650/month includes heat and hotwater. Available September. (610) 527-7809___________ 5 BR 3 Bath apartment. Gartage disposal, dishwasher, laundry. Renovated, sunny. 3707 Hamilton St. $1250 + utilities. Available September. (610) 527-7809. House; Close to campus. 33rd & Powelton Avenue. 6 BR, 2 1 /2 bath. LR/DR/Kit, W /D. Available 9 /1 /9 5 or before. $1175/month. (610) 565-3455.________ 1 BR apartment suitable for 2. $600/m onth. First month half price. Includes heat & hot water. Large living/din ing room. Lots of windows. Hardwood floors, nKXlern bath & parking. Laundry on site. Safe & close. 3318 Arch St. apt 3. Right across the street from Towers. Contact Sue at 222-1735. Available July 1st or sooner._______________________ 2 large BR apt. Backyard, basement, DW, GD, laundry facility in building. All utilities Included. Must see $750. 222-8732 A spacious, attractive, well maintained cor ner lot house, close to campus. SEPTA/Campus bus line. 6 BR, 2 kitchen, 2 bath, living & dining rooms, full base ment, W /D, security alarm. 35th & Hamilton. Call Jen (610) 649-2732 Superintendent job open for responsible person at 3409 Powelton. You receive large 1 BR for only $150/m on th in exchange for duties. Call 222-6835._____ Powelton, lovely 3 story townhouse, 3+ BR, 1 large w / cathedral ceiling, 2 1 /2 abth, basement, backyard, mod kitchen, DW, WD, $900 +. (610) 3990698. 38th & Hamilton. 4 large BR, 2 bath, roof deck, gas heat, low utilities, W/D. Only $1100 + utilities. Call Millett Enterprises @ 222-1207 or 382-0369 (H). Ask for Jen. 38th & Hamilton - Bi-level 3 BR, 2 bath, gas heat, economical, W/D, backyard. Only $750 + utilities. Call Jen @ 222-1207 (W) or 382-0369 (H). 38th & Hamilton. Efficiency, 1 bath, gas heat, low utilities. Only $300/n)onth + utili ties. Call Jen @ 222-1207 or 382-0369 (H)^_________________________ 2 BR apartment available immediately! Very large, W/D. $725 including heat. Efficiency available imediately $295 incl elect & heat. Very large 2 BR avail 9 /1 including W/D, D/W, heat, private yard. $750. (3421 Race St.) Call 222-5406. 1 BR in 2 BR apartment. Bright, sunny, large, low util. Beautiful apt. great location on 34th & Race Street. Only $280/month. heat included. Female preferred. Available Sept 1st. Must see. Call Rora 895-1829. Leave Message._____________________ Room for rent $200 (available now!) females only. All utilities included except electricity $12/month. City Avenue area, 3rd floor, great view, exceptionally clean & orderly. 1 block from train, bus at apart ment doorsteps. Call 871-7798 (serious callers only)________________________ 3308 Race St. #2R. Spacious 1 BR apt. for sublet or rent for July/August. HW included. W/D in apt. Very clean and big. Rent $475. Will pay $150 for July. Call 222-4771._________________________ Drexel Campus; Clean, very large. 3 BR. 2 bath, W/W carpets. Large 1 BR. 1 1 /2 bath apartments. Laundry room on premis es. Available Sept 95. Call 215-673-8911. Leave message_____________________ 34th & Baring. Beautifully maintained prop erty. Beautiful, huge 2 BR apartment. Will be totally repainted. Spacious rooms, bath room and kitchen. W/W carpet, ceiling fans, excellent security. Private yard and deck. Large enough for three. Laundry and storage. $825. Rent includes heat. 9479380._____________________________ 34th & Baring. Lovely, spacious 1 BR apartment. Will be repainted for new ten ant. Modern kitchen and bath. W/W car pet. Excellent security. Well maintained building on good street. Laundry. Heat included. $500. 947-9380_____________ Efficiency for rent. Heat included. Brand new kitchen. Victorian bidg. 34th & Race St. $325/nfK>nth. For info please call 5908728. Available June 15th.____________ 1 BR apt for rent. 2 very large rooms. Can be easily used by 2 people. Heat Included. W/W carpet. 2 large closets. $365/month. Please call 590-8728_________________ Luxury apartments 2 & 3 BR. W/W carpet, C/A, modern kitchen & bathrooms. W/D, D/W, G/D, intercom plus wired for cable. From $750. Call 222-4410. Close to canv pus._______________________________ 1 BR apartment, big enough for two people located on 34th Street between Powelton and Race Strets. Kit, LR, 1 bath. Safe area. Utilities included. W/D located in building. Available September. Call Sara at 222-2905._________________________ 1 BR in a beautiful apartment. Sunny, clean. Friendly roommate. Laundry facili ties, porch. Close to campus. 3415 Race Street. $ 285/m on th , heat included. Available Sept 1. Call (215)382-5711. 1000___________ ____________ Nice 2 bedroom apt for rent. Large, mod ern. Fenced-in backyard, garbage disposal. 32nd & Pov^elton. Call Jay or Erin @ (215) 386-1872. BRIGHT NEWLY RENOVATED 5BR 2BT HOfvIE, full mod kit, w/w carpet, central air. economical gas appliances, land scaped backyard, washer/dryer, storage basement. Avail. Sept 1, possibly earlier. 32nd & Spring Garden. REDUCED to $1100 +. 731-9550._________________ 35XX Baring. 3 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, modern kitchen w/ DW, microwave, wash er/dryer. Full floor, private Victorian home. Rent includes all utilities. Very quiet loca tion. Private entrance. $1075. John 5876937._____________________________ Studio apartment near campus. Nice view of the city. From $375. Available June. Franklin Rentals 382-7368.____________ One/Two bedroom apartments-Drexel, Kelly dorm area. Affordable, clean, secure. Kitchen, bath, W/D, cable ready. Utilities included. On Drexel Security route. 4777186._____________________________ SHARE LARGE HOUSE — Rent one to three rooms. $260/room. 49th & Springfield. W/D, Deck, Convenient to #34, #13 trol lies, CC & Drexel. 879-8778. Immediately. 5 /6 BEDROOM HOUSE (New Usting) 33 & POWELTON. Wood floors, spacious rooms. Available 9 /9 5. $1100. Franklin Rentals 382-7368__________________________ 3 BEDROOM APARTMENTS. (Just Usted) New windows & appliances. Yard, base ment. Available NOW or Sept from $800. (Or 35th & Spring Garden 4 bedrooms for $7 0 0 with a deck AVAILABLE NOW). Franklin Rentals 382-7368 2 BEDROOM APARTMENT (New Listings)34th & Baring. MODERN. WASH ER/DRYER. $650. AVAIL JUNE/JULY. OTHER LOCATIONS AVAILABLE. FRANKLIN RENTALS 382-7368 D r e x e l ’s B e s t O n -C a m p u s H o u s in g LERNER C O U R T A P A R TM E N T S 120 N 34TH S T / 3 4 0 9 -1 5 R A C E S T 1 BR - L arge B edroom , N ice A partment 2 BR - D ream P lace (S afe ... No N ightmares !) 3 BR - L arge , 13' L iving R oom (G ood for 4 people ) 4 BR - B ig as a house (M aid S ervice E xtra !) S erving D rexel S tudents needs fo r 5 0 years T h e se a p a rtm e n ts fe a tu re : C e n tr a l A ir & G as H eat , L aundry Fa c il it ie s on P r e m is e s , E x c e l l e n t S e cu rit y V ery R esonable R ates DREXEL ADVERTISERS Cost: FREE. Exceptions: normal ad rates apply for personal busi nesses and apartments. Limits: 2 classified ads per person per issue, with a 40 word maxi mum for each. Personals have a 25 word maximum. Ads will be edited for length. Don't Worry, Be Happy and Safe,Live in Lerner Court Place! 8 8 6 - 9 9 9 9 d) 2 2 2 -5 4 0 6 OUTSIDE ADVERTISERS Cost: (per issue) $4.50 for the first 25 words and $.25 for each word thereafter. Tear sheets are $.25 extra. Ads must be pre-paid. Payment can be made by cash, money order or check. Limits: there are no ad limits or word limits for paid classifieds. T h e P l a c e W h e r e F r e s h i s t h e T a s t e / ”^ iSUBIUflV^ D rexel University 34th & Lancaster 387-9990 (across from 7-11) State Road & Lansdowne Ave. Tel. 623-9296 Carlton H ouse 18th & JFK Blvd. 246-0055 N o w HIRING PART-TIME NIGHT SHIFTS 5 p m - 6 pm t o 1 0 : 3 0 p m - 1 2 : 3 0 am r" Additional Info If there is a charge for your advertisement, full payment must be received before the ad can run. Multiple ads with duplicate subjects will not be accepted unless they are paid for. No classifieds will be accepted over the telephone. Ads may be cancelled or cor rected by notifying the classifieds staff in writing or by phone by the 5:00 p.m. Tuesday deadline. No refimds will be given for can celled ads. I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I L. F O O T L O N G for only S p e c ia liz in g H o u s in g D r e x e l fo r in th e C o m m u n it y A ffo rd a b le A p a rtm e n ts an d H o u se le n ta ls . M a n y to c lo o s e fro m . Sept. 34XX Baring St. IB R $525 June/Sept. 33XX Powelton Ave. IB R $360'$475 Sept. IXX N o. 3 5 th St. 2BR $680 Sept. 32XX Pearl St. 2BR House $675 Sept. 32XX H am ilton St. 2BR $630 Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 3BR $1000 Aug./Sept. 4XX N o. 32nd St. 4BR $1300 Sept. 34XX Lancaster St. 4BR House $1350 Aug./Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 6BR House $1175 Aug./Sept. 32XX Powelton Ave. 7BR House $1575 And manji m ore to choose fro m ! n A N Y Sublets 41st & Baltimore. Sublet till Jan 21. 96. $400/m o + ultiiites. 1 BR, large living I I S U B I $299 I I I I I I I I I with the purchase of a large drink and I I I ^ U B U jn v * I I I I NOT VAUD WrrH ANY OTHER OFFERS. EXPIRES JUNE 30,1995 . j AIEW AGE t?6A lTY JU£ 3 3 0 1 P o w e lto n A v e n u e , P h ila d e lp h ia , P A The Trian^e«June 9,1995 *23 Sublets For Sale For Sale room, kitchen & bathroom. Beeper # 9985807 (After your #, put 55).____________ 3632 Powelton Ave. 1 BR of a spacious 2 BR apt for sublet from June 18 to Aug 31. $280 utilities not included. Call (215) 2432004. Vegetarian and Female preferred. 1 BR apartment. Available from 1st July. $400 utilities/month, 34th & Pearl. Call 382-5203 after 1 pm_________________ 3631 Lancaster Avenue • Luxury 2 BR, C/A, W /D, D/W , W/W carpet. Safe & secure. No pets. Available July 1st. $850/month or best offer. Call 222-2625 Korean students welcomel Large room $250. Small room $150. All utilities includ ed. Upper Darby (610) 642-5837. Hirs. Lee. _______________________ Cool, 1 BR apartment for sublet, 33rd & Baring. Heat included, available June 16th. $550. Lots of room.__________________ Cool, 2 BR apartment for sublet. 33rd & Baring, heat included. Available June 16th, $650._____________________________ 1 BR in a huge 3 BR house available for sublet from July 1 to Sept 1. Very clean, roach/mice free, H/W floor, deck, spa cious. W /D, D/W . 37th & Powelton. $290/month + util/3. Leave a message 386-321 5 Help Wanted Dark Colonial Pine Fumiture: 6 drawer long bureau $55; desk $50; 2 door cabinet w / 2 level hutch $80; 2 octagonal wood storage-coach ends black marble top w / 2 swing open doors- $35 each; lamp, fans, Sears carpet cleaner-good conditlorHworks greatl Full-size bed w / dark pine head board. 3866634____________________ Air conditioner. 2 years old. Must sell. I’m moving. $200. CaH Tracy 222-0660 Moving sale: 20* color TV/Closed Caption $140. Okidata laser printer $350/ Stand lamp $18. 18 speed mountain bike w / lock $ 80. Table + book case $ 40. Everything about 1.5 years old. Lots of things for sale. Call Stephanie (215) 3868030._____________________________ Computer IBM compatible (2 yrs old) Panasonic laser printer $850. Toshiba 20’ color TV w / stand & remote $90. Sony stereo w / CD/cassette $90. Ikea bookshelf $10. Ikea study desk $7. 382-1740. 1973 BMW 3.0 CS. 4spd, 2dr, PW, PB, PS. AC, GC. 1972 BMW Bavaria 4spd, 4dr, PB, PS, AC, GC. 1971 BMW Bavaria parts car. All three for $8000 fimi. Will sell separately. Call Chris 884-5723 or 572-1711. Color TV for sale, good condition $50. Call Jay at 571-4249.____________________ Refrigerators (2): (1) Apt size (outer dim: 22*w X 21'd X 56’ h) white w / small freez er. Only $35. (2) Small beverage type (outer dim: 18.5*w x 21*d x 18'h) Only $30. Can deliver. Call 351-6289.________ Loft only $10. Includes free sofa and shelves. 7‘ x 3.5’ Can Nicole @ 571-4580. Planning to buy hard drive or want archive of CD-ROM. For $49 1 can put 540MB on one disc. Data Integrity at Its best. Call Rlch<g>38&8029.___________________ Tone Worshippers Unitel Guitar • Martin OM • 28. Vintage re-issue. Pristine $2750 new. Yours for $1500. Call (302) 6557954._____________________________ 84 Honda Civic. 2 doors, automatic. Runs very well, 107 (highway miles) asking for $1700 OBO. 222-8462._______________ Wood table / 6 chairs • 2 nice couches, coffee maker - more dishes - everything for $300._____________________________ 2 & 3 cushion sofas, good condition ($30, $50 resp. OBO), loft/bunk bed unit, very sturdy, holds 2 dbl size mattresses ($60 or $80), large Venetian blind, like new, over 71' wide ($20). Call Steven (215) 243-0884._________________________ Men's racer bike $50. Ski machine $50. 2 tables $15 each. 4 chairs $3 each. Small TV $20. Call 871-7798._______________ Sony 26’ color TV $20. Air conditioner: Air Temp $50, White Wheistinghouse $90. Microwave ‘ Sharp’ $30. IKEA sofabed “black’ $60. IKEA desk ‘ black' $20. desk •white’ $10. And free kitchen stuff. Give It away (Before July 25 '95) Call 215-3863643._____________________________ Refrigerator for sale. Full^ size dorm model. Only used 1 yr. Great condition. Available June 18. Please call 590-8728._________ For sale: 92 Honda Civic, 2 door. Full size mattress. Call Chiu 38&6102.__________ Full size bed, sofa bed, genuine barber chair. Any reasonable offer accepted. Must sell soon. Phone Mike @ 546-7625. 92 Honda Civic. 2 door, hatchback. 20K miles. A/C. AM/FM stereo. Power steering. Excellent condition; FOII size mattress. Call Chiu 386^102. ______________ 85 Nissan 200SX 5 speed. I I I K miles. Fully loaded. Must see to apreclate. $3200 OBO. Call George: day (610) 6673433. night (610) 352-8772. ________ Mac II cx. SMB HOD. 13’ monitor, soft ware, nwdem. HP color inl^t printer. Both for $1090 OBO. Call Chris 884-5723 or 572-1711._________________________ Bed (twin mattress -f box •«- frame) $100; Dining table $15; Chair (2) $15; telephone & answer machine $30; Stereo (AIWA w / CD/cassette) $60; TV w / VCR $ 160. Contact nora @ 2430610 or 222-3681 or leave a message.____________________ HP Desk Jet 500 printer (1 1 /2 ) $120; j IKEA bed (single, bed frame w/bed, stor age boxes, mattress) $60; giri's bikes (2 1 /2 ) $35; small study desk (103cm x 40cm, 1 1 /2 ) $10; metal chair (light blue, 1 1/2) $4 each; floor lamp $6. Call 3825020. Miscellaneous pies. Compensation provided. Completely AnonynxHis. Call: (215) 829-5095 for infor mation^____________________________ Apartment Leasirrg Agent needed. Real Estate training available. Transportation helpful. Full time only. Franklin Rentals 382-2229._________________________ There is a work study position available In the Office of Student Community Services. To apply, come to Creese 222-223, or call 895-2158._________________________ Typing for Cash: word processing on canv pus, your hours, pleasant atmosphere. Interesting subjects. Call 895-2712______ Summer Job - Full time pay / Part time Job. Call for info. 21S6290773.___________ Cruise Ships Hiring • Earn up to $2000+/month. World travel. Seasonal & full-time positions. No exp necessary. For info call 1-2066340468 ext. C52804. ' Part time eves, work in your dorm room. Earn $100 or more per week. 215-6987026._____________________________ •CHEAP FARES WORLDWIDE* AIRHITCH 212-864-2000. [email protected]___ Roommates Room in a beautiful, very quiet Victorian house. Walking distance from school, safe, wood floor, sk^ lights. Great placet Large bedroom. $25&t-util. Available NOW! Call Lance 215-382-8848 (morning and night). Leave a message.___________________ Female? Need a place to stay this sum mer? 1 room w / loft in a 3 BR, 3 floor townhouse. W/D, DW, C/A, W/W carpet. Interested? Bring a friend. 33rd & Peart St. 387-8304. Leave a message.__________ $215/month -f utilities. Large bedroom w / 2 large windows in renovated clean house near campus & center city. Free W/D. Exercise/weights in basement. Rear yard. Please call George (215) 985-9734. Must Rndl! 2 females in need of apt. for summer term. Must be willing to share room in spacious 2 BR apt on Arch St. w / 2 other roommates. Only $262.50/month each OBO. Safe location! Great apti Friendly roommates! Cheap! Please call Melanie/Katie @ 382-5642.__________ _ 2 BR in 7 BR house. 32 & Powelton. Spacious rooms, gas heat, balcony. $300 + util. (215) 386-8826________________ 1 BR in a beautiful apartment. Sunny, clean. Friendly roommate. Laundry facili ties. porch. Close to campus. 3415 Race St. $285/month, heat Included. Available Sept 1. Call (215) 382-5711 For Sale 84 Dodge Colt. $250 or best offer. Runs well. Good student transportation. 4 speed manual transmission. Call Lee @ 7635805. Sony SLV-770HF VCR. Only 4 months old! Perfect condition. HiFI, 4 head, with on screen programming, Adaptive Picture Control. Cable Mouse. VCR Plus, and remote. Retail for $450 - Asking $350 firm. Call 222-2836.__________________ Macintosh SE, 40mbHD, upgraded to 4 megs of RAM. Can run MacWrite Pro and Excel 4. Only $300! Call 222-2836. For sale, sofas for 2 and 3 people, chairs, table, table lamp, great bike, single size matress w / frame. Call 382-5010 or leave message at 386-5015 C a n c tm -C a rib e a n $199 R o u n d T rip E ach W ay CALL AIR-TECH (212) 219-7000 or [email protected] Lem er C ourt Apartments *3406-15 Race St.* *120 N, 34th S t (Comer Bldg.)* ’ Best O n Campus Apartments Short Term Leases June ‘95 1'2'3 Bedrooms ESCORTS Wanted 2 females to sublet apt for summer months. Share spacious room in 2 BR apt w / 2 other females. Safe location on Arch St. Just $262.50/month incl. heat & hot water OBO. May be willing to leave some furniture for your use. Please call Melanle/Katie at 382-5642.___________ Color monitor for a Macintosh. Used Powerbook. CaU 895-1327.____________ I need a falriy good guitar for practice. 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Reeves was dynamic, interesting, and at times even h u m o ro u s. All the things he lacks in Mnemonic. I would have liked if ju st one thing in the movie made me laugh. Maybe fact th at the m ov ie’s savior turned out to be a cybernetic fish made me smile, but that was all. We know a dynamic perfor mance in Speed was not a fluke for Reeves. He gave an equally and special effects. Most of you have seen the Cyberpunk movies are noth commercials, or you probably ing new, and neither is this sum wouldn’t be reading this review. m er’s big budget d isap p o in t In the com m ercials you see ment, Johnny Mnemonic. Reeves entering a virtual land Keanu Reeves plays a whiny scape and interacting in a VR of futuristic courier who gave up the future. his child h o o d m em ories in The effects were excellent and exchange for an 80 gig hard very convincing — you believe drive in his cran iu m . T h a t’s Johnny is entering and operating pretty tempting, trading memo a VR internet. Just for the effects ries of playing far left field in lit I’m upping my rating one trian tle league for an 80 gig drive. But gle. If the producers had given as not if it mtfUnt getting chased much thought to the script as across the planet by cyborgs and they did the effects, this movie guys with lightsabers in their would have a future. But as is, thumbs. i t ’s ju st a p retty M e a n w h ile , movie to look at, and Reeves was unconvincing as a man back in the movie, is closer to Johnny’s manager D.A.R.R.Y.L. than it is whose life was ju st given a 24 hour pimped him out to to cyberpunk classics expiration date. He*s whiny, smuggle inform a like Blade Runner and tio n th at, Terminator. incredibly lucky, and very one unknow n to As negative as I’ve dim ensional Johnny, can save been about the world and his Mnemonic, 1 d o n ’t new girlfriend. exciting performance in Point regret seeing this movie. And I With that inform ation, you Break;' But the spice was missing probably w ould h,ave seen it could probably sit down and from Johnny Mnemonic. even if I was forewarned. The write a screenplay yourself that Compared to other summer person I went to see this with was more interesting and excit releases like Die Hard Yet Again, loved it. Just remember to check ing than the one I sat through. and Crimson Tide, the action you intellect and expectations at The movie turns out to be a didn’t carry you from scene to the door, sit back relax and enjoy regurgitation of material we’ve scene. And the action that you the explosion, bionic kicks to the seen elsewhere, and done better. did see was m issing the edge head, a nice perform ance by There are reflections o f we’ve seen in Speed and Point Henry Rollins, and yes, a cyborg Terminator, Blade Runner, even Break. dolphin. a little Mad Max and others. Now that I’ve spent half this Film And all for what? A big name, article putting the movie down, I Johnny Mnemonic big budget, B-movie. have to get an ample amount of Keanu RMves, Henry Rollins Reeves was unconvincing as a praise in before I end. Directed by Rot)ert Longo man who’s life was just given a 1 liked the computer graphics Tri Star Pictures Staff W rite r T ry ‘A D ifferen t S hore’ fo r a change Monica Cimini S taff W rite r________________ ^ First, they gave us Abba, then cam e Ace o f Base and now straight from Windham Hill and the Netherlands is Nightnoise. Now, before you conjure up weird images of fruity Dutch people, let me simply say that this is n o t som e p erverted Freudiian disk, but it could help you remember your Freud. Lets hice it, finals are upon us and even i f you th in k you know everything, any extra help is a blessing. True, this is not a sub liminal message tape and it defi nitely isn’t going to help you like a crib sheet would, but there can never be enough said ab o u t relaxing. A Different Shore is a blend of Celtic Folk tradition with ele ments of pop, chamber music, and modern jazz. A new age ver sion of musak if you will. At the same time, the music is way too hip to ever be found in a doc tor’s lounge or an elevator. The tones are soothing, relaxing and perfectly blended. After a while you forget that it is even there. Almost like a warm cup of milk at bedtime. If you d o n ’t watch out you might even £all asleep. This disk will even lighten your shopping RROOZ ZAHEOI//s/and Records Call 1-900-BIG-LIPS. Only $4.95/m in., adults only, please. Monica Cimini Staff W rite r What can I say? Call me narrow-mindedi, but I prefer listen ing to music that I f^ d enjoyable and entertaining. Garbed in black and sporting a hairdo reminiscent of a bird’s nest, M arianne F aithfull’s A Secret Life is more performance art than music. D is for deep and T is for twisted. Unfortunately, the them es o f h e r songs are about as uplifting as a funeral shroud. Combined with the fact th at she so u n d s like a cross between Marilena Dieterich and Katherine; Hepburn, it might be a good thing that we are unable to see h^r. O r b etter yet you could call it about as entertain ing as a bad stomach cramp. The niusic is primarily run ning along in the background by itself while mid-life crisis themes are expanded upon. However, I did find <|>ne song so jaded that I took a liking to its message. “The Wedding” is about the full cycle of marriage with divorce thrown in and the irony of being buried next to your estranged mate. Personally, I think Marianne has eaten too many pieces of burnt toast in her lifp and it is starting to form acid in her stomach. Or at the very least she has become sour. The rest of/the songs read like the N ational In q u ire r with themes of alcoholism, cheating affairs and mjirder. All in all this album is nol| meant for you to play at a celebration, but per haps if you^should ever think th at your jiife could get no worse, turn this on and know that Marianne’s will be after no one buys thils album. Music A Secret U fe Marianne Falthfull Prodt\ced by Angelo BadalamentI I Island Records Ska sounds iiU Spring Jain I ' BOSStC NESfrom page 28 Courtesif WindamHill Recoras load by reducing your trips td the music store. No longer do you have to buy the sounds of the forest, the shore or the sea because it is all on this disk. So now maybe if you haven’t picked up that book ^ term or gone to class this won’t be your savior. But if all you are is stressed then maybe this extra stimulus will get you that A. Good luck. Music A A A A DMoiont Shoro NItfitnotoe Produced t>y Nlghtm ise Windam Hill Records A touring band must have its favorite places to play, and the Bosstones are no exception. The band pilefers club shows over large evcjnts, and a glaring exam ple of this is last year’s Armory show, “t h e Armory was a little strange, t admits Barrett. “All of the m ilitary stuff m ade for a strange kind of aura.” Guitarist Nate Albert wasn’t pleased about the possibility of Saturday’s show being in the A rm ory, either. “ I’d be bummed. I’m sure,” said Albert, agreeing with Barrett’s assess ment. Not that the Armory show has clouded the band’s opinion of our fine city. “Philly’s always been great to us,” said Barrett. * And since t|ie Bosstone’s last two area club Appearances sold out quickly,, we’ll take his word for it. The band looks forward to being on the road, which comes as no surprise considering their reputation as a great live band. And although their element is a hot, sweaty place like the Trocadero, Barrett did say they’d “have to get ^sed to outdoor^ shows.” I The Bosstones’ success, their rise from local Boston favorites to m ajor-label stars to Lollapalooza openers, is almost a rock-’n ’-roll fairy tale. But Ben Carr keeps it all in perspective. “This is kinda weird. I sit on a couch all the time.” Maybe we could all learn something. 2B • The Triangle *June 9,1995 Dream T o w er b e c o m e s a c r y p t of fields David Smith E n te rta in m e n t E d ito r On Friday, June 2, W hite Zombie brought their brand of head-banging, devil-worshipping death metal to a sold-out crowd at the Tower Theater. The M elvins lead off with some pretty groovy thum ping music — but that d id n ’t last long. It soon deteriorated into slow, plodding ballads (?) of the kind that Soundgarden does so well (sarcasm), while the audi ence booed them. I don’t know if they were punishing the audi ence for not liking an opening band — like that never happens — or what, but it really sucked. The last song, in fact, took at least 20 minutes to end. Twenty m in u tes o f slow, m eth odic drum beats and a sustained bass note. The guitarist/lead singer even left the stage after a few m inutes. I guess he c o u ld n 't even take it. A ctually, after a w hile, I started to hear a p re tty cool sound. 1 d id n ’t know what it was — a h ith e rto u n h ea rd sound sample? But then I real ized it was the sound of h u n dreds of people snoring in uni son. I was thinking about buy ing the Melvins’ album before, but th ere’s no way in hell I’d ever touch anything o f theirs again. The Reverend H orton Heat was a welcome relief from the mind-numbing boredom of the Melvins. The Reverend carries a huge steel Gibson and wrings from, it a sort of half rockabilly, h a lf s u rf g u ita r solo-d riv en CHRIS CUFFARO/AUantlc Records The Hair Cuttery. Still $10. melody. His bass player, “Nature Boy” Jimbo, looks a bit like Henry Rollins — all the way down to th e black w ristb an d s — and plays a cool upright bass with flames painted on the bottom. It was quite an amusing scene to see this shaven-headed maniac jam m ing away on a classical in strum ent. At one p o int, he even jum ped up onto the bass and played for a few seconds. supported only by the bottom of the bass. When the lights went down, signaling that the roadies were done settin g up for W hite Zombie, the only sound to be heard was the opening m ono logue from Plan N ine From Outer Space. T hen cam e the now-familiar “Perhaps you had better start from the beginning,” to blow the show wide open. I saw White Zombie perform two w inters ago at the same location, and I was just blown away by this show. Somewhere in the intervening year and a half they acquired a budget and knew what to do with it. Behind the band, on the wail, there was a large movie screen and throughout the concert it displayed clips from old cult movies. Everything from Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! (where they got most of their samples for La Sexorcisto) to their namesake, White Zombie, with Bela Lugosi. As one song ended, though, the screen showed just a naked woman, breasts jiggling (wrig gling?). I lost it, it was so funny. Last year, Rob Zombie had a cast on his leg and had to rest part way through the set. This year, I was happy to see no cast. Rob, along w ith J. and Sean, jumped and danced around the stage like there was no tom or row. The first three songs of the set were the first three tracks off the new album, but after that they mbced it up. They constantly cite Black Sabbath as one of their foremost in flu ences and, in fact have appeared on a tribute album. So, just like the other concert, they en co red w ith S ab b ath ’s “C h ild ren o f the G rave.” It sounded pretty good, but hey, think of a new cover once in a while, okay? It was a wonderful show, and, to top off the night, it was the one time I’ve seen a concert at the Tower Theater w ithout it raining. H o o ray fo r b lo o d y to ilets Mike Thornton S taff W rite r I had a nightmare the other night. I was trapped in the eleva tor in Matheson and the rescue w orkers yelled dow n th a t it might be a few hours until they could free me. Since I wasn’t in a hurry to get anywhere in partic ular, I said fine. All of the sud den, th o u g h , John Denver appeared beside me. He started to sing “Rocky Mountain High.” The first few times weren’t too bad, but he kept doing it. About an hour later my ears started to bleed.; f woke up scream ing. Nowaiig^s, I think John Denver is evi).‘. ^ t maybe that’s just me. Then^again, you’ve never met Brutal Jiiice. On th eir retrospective Mutilation Makes Identification Difficult, the band sings ballads that bring you up to a higher level of existence — yeah, right. The high part might be correct, but Brutal Juice has never even heard of the word “slow”. But hey, that’s why I like these guys. T heir speed and harm ony remind me of early Bad Religion v^rith a little mix of the moshing ability of Cherub Rock, I was really surprised when I heard the opening thrash that methodical ly turned into a great rock song. Go figure, these guys can sing in tune and play vicious speed metal. Oh yeah, there’s a little prob lem with the CD I haven’t told you about. USA JOHNSON/Znterscop Records "Sam, you get the chainsaw. Ted, you get the jar of pickles. Ben, just sit there and look stupid. Gordon and I will go collect the monkeys. Meet you at Chuck E. Cheez’s In 15 minutes!" Do you have a problem with bloody toilets? Not an ordinary question, mind you, but it had to be asked. See, the essence of Brutal Juice is that from all appearances on the record cover, you would think they’re a death rock band. Seriously, one song is named “Kathy Rigby.” But they are anything but death metal. Picture what would happen if somebody took White Zombie or Judas Priest and made them tour with, oh let’s just say for use of a w ell-know n pun k (cough) band, Green Day. The results, as you m ight expect, would be interesting to say the least. You really have to go against your buying instincts to get this album. It rocks, plain and sim ple. Forget the song titles, forget the inane lyrics, forget the bloody toilet — just go and get Mutilation Makes Identification Difficult. If the toilet bothers you that much, just put the CD in one o f your old Paula Abdul cases. Make Paula kneel to the porcelain god. Opposites attract, right? Music ▲ ▲ ▲ A Mutilation Makes Identification Difficult BfHtal Juice Produced by Brutal Juice and Stuart Sulllvar) Atlantic/Interscope Records Mike Thornton S taff W rite r For years, you have read Chad C o rn ’s reviews o f countless bands in The Triangle. But what you m ight not have known is that Chad sings lead in a band called Potter’s Field. Now, since they have come out with an EP, Blame It on the Furniture, it’s his turn to get thumbed. Bend over, rover. But first, a quick detour. W hen I first m oved dow n here around three years ago, I thought WDRE was the coolest thing since Pez. Hey, where I used to live (Indiana, Pa. — lUP country) I was forced to listen to really crappy hick stations that co nsidered Amy G rant h ard rock. So, when I first heard the alternative netw ork (as it was called way back then), I thought it was pretty cool in comparison. But th en I discovered WMMR. Things changed. I to tally blew o ff WDRE and dinged to 93.3 for around five months. But then WMMR got really goofy. They started playing bands I never even wanted to say I had heard of. Consequently, I’ve been surfing for the last few years, even stopping occasionally at BlOl — shh, please don’t teU anyone about that, I’m embar rassed. Now I’m m igrating back to WDRE, and with the addition of th e N file (a slot th a t plays unsigned bands, like P o tte r’s Field) I think I’ll stay for a while. Potter’s Field, you ask? Punk, rock, a to u ch o f pop — you name it, it’s in there. It’s sort of like Ragu. They rem ind me of the p u n k ban d 999. Y ou’ve probably never heard o f them, but they’re good, trust me. Blame It on the Furniture has a brilliant mix of experim ental noise m ixed in w ith a great melody. They have something that will make them big — ener gy. Plus, they know what not to do, right Chad? I think Chad has come across as m uch or even m ore crappy music than I have doing reviews here. His band’s learned three basic rules to good m usic — keep it simple, keep it moving, keep it short. Following those guidelines, this EP is great exam ple of what this band can do, given support firom you. But hey, if you don’t believe me, just go out to ole Buckley Green on Sunday afternoon and listen for yourself. Since we’re just a really swell paper, we’ll pay for your ticket. The thing is, no one outside of Drexel will ever hear about Potter’s Field unless you pick up your phone and call WDRE to request “Eliot,” the first single off of Blame It On The Furniture. It’s real simple to do, I think even Drexel’s CS majors could pull it off. But they would prob ably request it over the net (www.underground.net). Music ▲ ▲ ▲ ▲ Blame It On The Furniture Potter’s Held Produced by Joe Stout and Potter's Field Independent The Triangle«June 9, 1995 »27 S o rry , C h a rlie Mike Thornton Staff W rite r I wish I had one of those cool double speed buttons on my CD player. That way, I might have enjoyed the C harlie Sexton Sextet’s new album, Under the Wishing Tree. But, as fate would have it, all I have is fast forward, so I just used it as much as I could. Hey, I’m into funky, easy-listening jazz, but I ’m not dead, m ind you. Music has to have movement, a purpose. It should take you from one feeling to another. But Charlie doesn’t do that, he just stays in second gear. W hen songs are five, seven and twelve m inutes long, you tend to get a little tense waiting for something to happen. Maybe this album is destined for back ground music. Or, maybe it’s meant for the ending of some foreign film. Either way, I doubt you would want to pay money for it. The cover art even sucks. It’s some artistic representation of the m eaning o f the album , I think. But, sometimes a giant hand is just a giant hand, I guess. Possibly I might sound a little negative on this CD. I d o n ’t want you to think that I hate it ju st because i t ’s slow and u nm elodic. In fact, i t ’s very melodic. Truth is, I hate it solely based on its speed. I can’t stand it. I can’t take it when Floyd does it, and I can’t take it when Charlie does it. I think the problem lies in the lifestyles of these guys. I can pic ture them coming home from recording this album and play ing a good game of Go Fish with their kids and wife as their dog wags its tail u n d ern eath the table. Well, Mr. Sexton, my dog ran away, I d o n ’t have a wife, and I don’t think I have any kids. I’m in college and my life’-s not at all perfect. I d o n ’t need some suicidal song to get me through. I need a throbbing, bass-kicking reflex that I can feel in my nads. So until you can provide me with my music fix, don’t show your face in this town again. Better yet, do show up and do a concert. I promise it won’t last long. We have a way of dealing with sucky bands, Philly style. Just ask the Melvins. Site of the week 8 H l« td ll m »u) So lo o lc m » i1 (i 1^1 o I '^.l «t : O p ilo n t O trtc la ry H tip i W t t i o p t ; Th» S trip I \ fiS S « Music Under the Wishing Tree Charlie Sexton Sextet Produced by Malcolm Bum and Charlie Sexton MCA Records M u s ic to fill y o u r b a c h e lo r p a d r T V d in n e r s k ic k b u t t them that is lacking in so many new bands out there today in the music industry. They have drive. they decide to go off on some They have vision. They play in tangent (i.e. a slow song) and show me their “artistic range.” tune. Heck, even the album cover is Like I care. I bought the thing in the first place for the style 1 refreshing. It has a young’un playing around in an innertube heard the radio play, not for in a backyard pool (it might be some self-indulgent am bient Lauren, I can’t tell). crap. If I want th at, I’ll buy And, as if they read my mind, Yanni. Thankfully, though, The th ere’s an inside picture o f a Swansons don’t do that. bumper car. The back of the CD, Hmm, these folks are quite you ask? W hat young — infants else? A picture of in the adult world of music. I really They have drive. the band. The entire package hope that a major They have vision. could not have label d o esn ’t been designed to screw them up. It They play in be more pleasing. would be a shame tune. So, am I say for them to all of ing th at this the sudden start record is perfect? Yepper. playing Hawaiian slide guitar In an industry which thrives music on their second release. on image, The Swansons just But I don’t see that coming. produce music that speaks for I want to see The Swansons in itself. If you want a pop/rock CD concert someday soon. I think that kicks butt, yet is still listenthey would be wild. I can picture able from track one to eleven, the entire crowd doing a giant buy Shake. It’s truly a rarity to slam-wave and crushing some find. Don’t go to a mall record poor Celine Dion fan who mis place, though, they’ll think takenly walked into the wrong you’re asking for a microwave concert. That would be cool. dinner. Regardless, I have to tell you m ore about Shake's unique Music sound. Shake It’s hard to find fault with any The Swansons track on this CD. The reason I’m Produced by Paul Mahem and Glenn so en thusiastic about The Rosenstein Citizen X/lnterscope Records Swansons is the potential I see in SWANSONS from page 28 CourtesyAmerican Recordings "Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the brand new Crisp-0 oven can burn three full grown people to a cinder in under 60 seconds!” BradWible Classifieds Manager I am one step closer to know ing what Heaven sounds like. It’s n o t as “h arp y ” as I used to believe, influenced as I was by m any im pressionable years o f Wile E. Coyote death scenes. Nor is it the same “kick ass, le t’s m osh” O ffspring song played over and over again by a rip-off, bar-circuit, cover band (sorry to break it to you; you know who you are). No, my Heaven sounds, as close as 1 can tell, like a bunch of lava lamps, big and small and of m any splendid colors, doing their lava lamp thing, but doing it audibly. Som etim es angels d ro p by and serenade, while Tim othy Leary and Lou Reed blow musical bubbles. They can do that in Heaven. Stereolab’s the groop played ‘'Space Age Bachelor Pad Music” could be played when the lamps get tired or take a smoke break and most of the heavenly spirits wouldn’t even know the differ ence (except maybe that Helen Keller chick). The com bination o f subtle guitar effects, best described as “spacew ater,” a M oog organ which adds about three dimen sions to your listening experi ence, the soft, sweet female voic es and a slew of tiny samples and effects make Stereolab’s swirly sound one which, as the album title implies, you might expect Elroy Jetson to have playing in the background while he sweet talks a betty over some cosmic cocktails. The songs almost seem to be constructed for passive lis tening, allowing for the richly textured layers to wash over a lis tener as one m u lti-faceted sound, not multiple competing voices. Falling on the right ears, Stereolab’s sound could give one mother of a massage. Falling on more sensitive ears, ears which don ’t get out m uch, Stereolab may even provide com panion ship, a shoulder to cry on, or a first kiss. They’re funny that way: Soothing like favorite socks, stimulating like lollipops. If your taste in music is “not for everyone,” if you are a space age bachelor, if you think run ning water sounds keen, or if you are pathetically easily persuaded to spend yo ur h ard earned money, Stereolab has created one more thing which can take up your shelf space and occasionally be used (kinda like toilet paper). Music ▲ ▲ ▲ A the groop played **8pace Age Bachelor Pad Muslc^ Stereolab Produced by Stereolab American Recordings 28 • The Triangle • June 9, 1995 E n te rta in m e n t ‘Pictures to prove it’ Nick DiFranco P ro d u c tio n M anager On Saturday, June 3, Drexel U niversity was priveleged enough to witness what a few hundred thousand will pay $35 for this sum m er; a M ighty Mighty Bosstones outdoor con cert. Possibly the best-known ska band in the country — though Fishbone fans can put up a good fight here — the Bosstones treat ed the University community to an hour-long free show that can be seen as a tune-up for their l.ollapaooza set. That gig, an opening slot for the likes of Hole, Sinead O ’C onnor and Sonic Youth, should clock in at about 45 minutes to an hour and feature what Drexel fans have already experienced: a fierce, energetic mix of tight horns, throbbing guitar riffs and the scratchy vocals of Dicky Barrett. A ccording to B arrett, the Bosstones are ready for the Lollapalooza lifestyle. “It’ll be an easy su m m er,” confessed the vocalist. Ben Carr, the only guy I can think of whose sole job — bless him — is to dance on stage, agrees, “It’s going to be really exciting. 1 feel blessed and stunned ... we’re going to play our asses off.” Carr also has a more personal take on the Lollapalooza thing. “Our first show vyath this present lineup happenned in 1991, and NOAHADDIS/The Thangle The Mighty Mighty Bosstones whipped the crowd Into a moshing frenzy at CAB’s Spring Jam. If the shot were just a little lower, you could see what Ben Carr (right) was doing with his other hand. back then Lollapalooza was in its first year as well. Ever since then, I’ve always wanted to play the ‘coolest tour’ around.” The Bosstones hail from — you guessed it — Boston, Mass. Knovm far and vsride as a hotbed of ska, the Boston scene has spaw ned such bands as the Allstonians, Bim Skala Bim and Skavoovie. The ska community there, as it is everywhere else, is a tig h tly -k nit one. And i t ’s no secret that in social circles such as these, when one of their own makes it big there’s a tendency to sound the cry of “sold out.” So what do the Bosstones think of that? “Many people in the ska com munity dismissed us,” said Carr, “but others thanked us for keep ing ska alive.” Barrett echoed Carr, adding, “If they cared about us, they’d wish us success. We’re just doing something we’ve always done.” see BOSSTONES on page 25 S w a n s o n s f it f o r h u n g r y e a r sweet and melodic, but can still slam down some hard-hitting tracks when called upon. She’s Sometimes i start to think nice and sweet on the outside about nuclear war. My m ind but a wild, crazy chick on the drifts and I im agine what it inside. If she were a car, she’d be would be like to be stuck under a Neon with the engine of a ’69 ground for months, maybe even Mustang. years, in some protected con The music is as compact as it crete vault. Chances are. If gets. It’s seam forced to choose less. If it were a band to be any tighter it locked in with, 'Shake' is a lot would have to be I’d pick The programmed. It Swansons. If I’m like a nuclear seems that they going to watch disaster — have actually my friends fry when the bom b bright, exciting gotten together more than once hits, I m ight as and hard to tniss. and done a thing well have some unh eard of for decent music to m ost bands — pass the time. Shake, The Swansons’ new practice. I know, I know, it’s hard to believe, but it shows. CD, is a lot like a nuclear disas “Respectable Sweat,” song 4, ter — bright, exciting and hard is an incredible mosh song. The to miss. weird thing, though, is that it 1 tho u g h t at first, judging sounds a lot like C hubby from the back of the case, that they would be just another Belly Checker’s “Twist and Shout.” I can’t really say why, but it just rip-off. But, after I heard the first does. It’s impossible to stay still track, “All These Things Will when it’s pumped. Nine out of H appen Now,” I realized that ten dorm neighbors agreed (the they were deHnitely different. tenth was comatose and couldn’t The Swansons had a rock edge respond). along with the ability to play Shake is a pleasure partly extremely pleasant pop tunes. because o f the speed. I hate Lauren Fay, the lead singer, when I listen to an album and re m in d s me of the girl from see SWANSONS on page 27 Echobelly. L auren’s voice is Mike Thornton S ta ffW ritc r DONNA RANIERI/fnterscopa Records Lauren Fay of the Swansons whitens, brightens and shines with New Spiffy Clean Detergent!