Zine Day 4 - UMSU - University of Melbourne

zine
Edition IV
Thursday 15 January, 2015
Your first week is almost up and today zine
has been inspired by you, our superheroes!
RECAP...
From history to sport, from movies to Taylor
Swift, VCESS trivia tested each and every
student and
tutor to search deep into the dark, longneglected abysses of their minds. Intellect,
memory, wit
and superhuman guessing skills (not to
mention tremendously spunky dance
abilities) were all of
absolute necessity for those hoping to take
out the “2015 VCESS Trivia Winners” title.
And what a contest it was. We are super
duper overjoyed to announce that the
winners of 2015 VCESS Trivia is a tie: F2 and
M1 both came first with a total score of 69.
In second place was E7 (team name Super
Barista) with 68 points, and third place was
tied D2 and O1 (team name Type O negative)
both on a score of 67.
University of Melbourne
Student Union
VCE Summer School 2015
TODAY
0900
Classes
1100
Group Meating
1115
Workshops
1315
Lunch
1400
Classes
21º - 13º
TOMORROW
27º - 14º
Annoucement:
Apologies
about
y e s t e r d a y ’s w e a t h e r
report, which failed
to
mention
the
impending sandstorm
in North Court.
I am not the green grouse,
I just wore my Celtics
jersey for Trivia dress up
- Lydia
MICRO
REVIEW
Da Rude’s
Sandstorm
Lydia
A song with only one word never
sounded so good
Do Do Do Do Do
1
Tom McQuillan’s
Sports questionsHarder than any VCE exam

Everyone
Youtube’s best study channels - it’s not just for videos of cats and sexy British people!
Brain Scoop
Youtube.com/thebrainscoop
Emily Graslie takes you behind the scenes of the Chicago Museum of Natural History to learn about research,
anatomy, and fieldwork. The perfect balance of cute and quirky humour with fascinating content.
Minute Physics
Youtube.com/minutephysics
It’s physics. In a minute. With pictures. Perfect for if you need a little help wrapping your head around how
gravity works; or just want to feel smarter, fast.
Crash Course
Youtube.com/crashcourse
With series dedicated to history, biology, ecology, literature, and psychology (and plans for physiology,
astronomy, and economics), Crash Course definitely worth a look.
The Art Assignment
youtube.com/theartassignment
A great channel for the more artistically inclined. In each episode curator Sarah Green visits a different artist
to talk about their practice. At the end of the episodes the audience is given an ‘assignment’ and are
encouraged to create their own artwork which they can share on social media.
Subject Superheroes
HISTORY
Power: Teleportation.
Weakness: Permanent body
deformation on an atomic
level from time travel.
Secret Base: An undisclosed
pyramid in Egypt.
PE
Power: Speed.
Weakness: Forever soaked in
thick gooey sweat.
Secret Base: A high tech
gymnastic academy in the
middle of Russia.
BIOLOGY
Power: Self Duplication.
Weakness: Loss of sense of
individual identity.
Secret Base: A dome-shaped
lab in Antarctica.
THE CAPE DEBATE
PHYSICS
Power: Wall Crawling.
Weakness: Fear of
heights makes for a bad
combination.
Secret Base: A cave in
the Grampians.
PSYCHOLOGY
Power: Telepathy
Weakness:
Freudian
Oedipal tendencies.
Secret Base: The Google
Satellite.
Billows majestically in the
wind
Inconvenient in hand to hand
combat
Can be dramatically
thrown over the shoulder
when exiting a room, or
emphasizing a point
Inconvenient in knife fighting
Distracts enemies as they
debate the pros and cons
of capes
Endorsed by Superman,
Batman, Storm, and Thor
Very Sunsmart
Inconvenient in martial arts
Generally a major
inconvenience to most things
necessary for crime fighting
Not Aerodynamic
A relic of 80’s fashion, thus
potential source of
embarrassment
Winning
Life Changing
Studmuffin 
2013 Winner
Director Cam’s
No Stars
Gold Tights
Welfare
NO
CAPES
CAPES
2
English 381
Physics
169
Theatre
141
Cam Boyle
80
Alana Seal Banana Peel 69
Patrick Clearwater 63
What does that say about
their morals
44
Emu
40
Financial Security
36
Andy Tran
35
Lincolnxander32
Blank Space
30
Nathan Boot
26
Cam Bloye 25
Brae Closter
25
Tony Abbott
25
Sasanka Premachandra 23
CC
20
Maddie Smales 16
VCESS Residential Green
Team
15
#rach5prez14
Conor McCafferty
11
Rebekah Navidinejad
11
Eliot Cope
10
Yu Wei Cai
10
Schulze Method 9
Mel Tassos
9
#spambloye7
Amy Luo
7
#nofrat 7
RapperMC7
Shane Woods
6
Declan Primmer6
Dexter Archibald6
Lyn Huynh
6
Maria Nguyen 6
George Zagraphos
6
Liz Peak 5
Tom Walker 5
Tom McQuillan 5
Maddie Johnson 5
Phoebe Yeung 5
Georgia Bovalino5
Mandy Chau
5
Tessa Coy
5
Jackie Ding
5
Bina Gray-Viggiano
5
Himal Pillay
5
Kevin Shen
5
Yazmin Velarde 5
Elise Zsidai
5
Alicia McKee
5
Madeleine Serle 5
Emily Flude
5
Jennifer Maya 5
Oceanna Vaotuua
5
Madeleine Bourke
5
Studmuffin
Lili Wang
5
Zoe Lai 5
Kristen Jerzyna 5
Bonnie Aiello
5
Josiah Herma 5
Glen Coco
4
Ops team 4
Sima Janali
4
Jasneev Bhatia 4
Minaj Randhawa4
High-Fives4
Sarah Strugnell 4
Chris Chosich 3
Constance Rubino
Aaron Hawton 3
Mina Arsinevich 3
Keeley Meinertzhagen
Kelsey Leah
3
Hannah Smidt 3
Stefan Bode
3
Hannah Pisano 2
Anna Qin
2
Brett McColl
2
Blake Stephensen Ozkan Tugra
2
Giahuy Truong 2
John Naughton 2
Jacqui Fuzzard 2
Darius Hubbard 2
Michelle Pham 2
Bree O’Dwyer 2
Lachlan Lyons 2
Captain Woon 2
Samantha Standfield
Physics Sucks 2
Anais Poussin 2
Danielle Loughnan
Paigey Rae
2
Charles Peak 2
Patrycja Stachura
Sylvia Lobo
2
Amal Mohamud 2
Tash Clarke
2
Ella Banfield 2
Rubina Rahman 2
Udhara Sanarosekara
Patrick Marsh 2
Sam Ashley Scholast
Catie Nesbitt
2
Laura Watkins 2
Caroline Alchin 2
Coffee 2
Kristina Tran 2
Daniel Toma
2
Ruth Joseph 1
Mark Bolitho
1
Mono Hagi
1
Aishwaryaa Suresh Babu1
Ethan Tsang 1
Sanara Gunawardena 1
The Zine Team 1
Lana! 1
LANA!! 1
LAANAA!1
Dangerzone!1
Studmuffin 20141
None of the Above
1
Becky Morris
1
Cordelia O’Rourke
1
Studmuffin 20151
Taylor Hamilton1
Ninja Umbrella 1
Emma Malley 1
Megan Baker 1
Bareraha Lincoln
1
Molly Copeland 1
Julie Mai
1
George Wilson 1
Alex Jones
1
Kirsty Ha
1
Glitches in the matrix
1
Winged Eyeliner1
The kid who looks like Liam
Hemsworth1
An Empty Chip Packet 1
Slicked Back Hair 1
1
The silver sloth 1
Rich people with bad fashion
sense
1
Civil Unions
1
Inactive good tumblr
usernames1
The 1930s
1
Blackfish
1
Ryan Osborne 1
Melissa Bodilly 1
Bryannah Lodder
1
Kathleen Owens1
Alana Majstorovic 1
Jess
1
Sam Zaman
1
Lynda Romana 1
Caitlin Grant 1
Luke Mannix 1
Georgie Connellan
1
Abdifatah Abdi 1
Louise Embuscado
1
Marcus Mak
1
Kousar Mohamed
1
Helen Gebremedhin
1
Oscar Izard
1
William Huang 1
Jordan Nelson 1
3
3
2
2
2
2
2
2
Group Leader Matt De Bono 2
Efrah Fahige
1
Mariah Cotter 1
Mitch Keating 1
Sasanka Premachandra 1
Mathew Thomas1
Saeed Bey
1
Catherine Campbell
Kirkatron Buck 1
Chris Choureemootoo
Director Tom
1
James Cock’s Boss
Matilda Adam 1
Dannielle Bakhour
Super team P 1
Calling Tom McQuillan
‘Macca 1
Thanh Thanh 1
Lydia Holt
1
Lawrance Teo 1
Kiara Williams 1
Felicia Zurzolo 1
Paige Ramage 1
Lockie Platts
1
F-hi-sics!1
Alana Seal
1
Milita Jap
1
Tanika Casas 1
Jess Flatters
1
Ritu Vazirani 1
Samantha Romana
Tovah Otton
1
Claudia Shao 1
Friyana Mirza 1
Andrew Sabato 1
Jess McLennan 1
Alexandra Gretgrix
Hannah Barker 1
Rhia Davies
1
1
1
1
1
1
1
#wesitonthegroundtoomuch 1
Ruby Bell
1
Shaun Ursu
1
Celyn Cezz
1
#Fzswag1
#thirsty 1
Claudia Shao 1
Henok Mebrahu 1
Danielle Fong 1
Amanda Marriott
Laurel Fry-Mebean
Vanessa Cohen 1
Myles Kennard 1
Felicity Rodda 1
Lee Chen
1
Seynab Farah 1
Hamish Sutherland
Jenkin Yau
1
Annie Ko
1
Emily Yim
1
Eleanore Williams
Bridget McArthur
Georgia Gough 1
Daram Kosbidis 1
Tom Nguyen 1
1
1
1
1
1
Warning! Next Week only the top 30 studmuffin contenders (AT 4pm THIS FRIDAY) can be voted for
Also! Make sure your votes follow the rules or We cannot count them! Check them out at thE studmuffin box!
(Seriously Guys, We’ve had to throw out a lot)
Director
Dance Moves
Cam Boyle
Students not identifying They’re only from the
90’s, I’m so old!
trivia songs
What were they thinking?
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Anon Tutor
3
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Word Search and Rescue
Jumping jillikers Batman, the superheroes are
missing! Better go find them.
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“ What’s a superheroes
favourite part of a joke?
The punchline ”
HOROSCOPES
superman (mar 21 - apr 19)
Are you a bird? Are you a plane? No. You’re Superman
and you’re going through an identity crisis
spiderman (apr 20- may 20)
People actually do believe you are part spider, so they
tend to get their reppellent when you’re around.
batman (may 21- jun 20)
You are a grown man and you dress up like a bat. If
you can’t see what’s wrong with that I don’t know what
to do.
Aquaman
America
Batgirl
Batman
Blackwidow
Captain
iron man (jun- jul 22)
If you teamed up with the Silver Surfer, you would be
alloys.
Hawkeye
Spiderman
Storm
Superman
Wolverine
Wonderwoman
wonderwoman (jul 23- aug 22)
Don’t tell anyone but you keep losing the Invisible
Car, and you’re really paranoid because your latest car
is a Maserati
hulk (aug 23- sep 22)
Your huge hands make typing on an iPhone
impossible, and the coveted Flappy Bird high score is
out of your reach
thor (sep 23- oct 22)
You’re a hunky, swashbuckling, alien god. You
definitely don’t need my advice.
with great inspiration, comes great
creativity.
blackwidow (oct 21- nov 22)
You are the only red head in the world that could get a
date. Make the most of this.
captain america (nov 22- dec 21)
You have adjusted to the 21st century, except you can’t
understand the fascination with Kim K’s ass. Trust me,
you are not alone.
hawkeye (dec 22- jan 19)
You are the forgotten superhero, so maybe trying out a
new outfit will pull some attention. I suggest a fluoro
green mankini.
flash (jan 20- feb 18)
Your nickname as the fastest man alive does nothing
for your reputation with women.
aquaman (feb 19- mar 20)
You are always getting yourself and those around you
wet, and struggle as to whether this is a burden or
super power
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