Thursday`s Edition - Missouri Boys State

MISSOURI BOYS STATE
RECORD
VOLUME 75, NUMBER 5 • THURSDAY, JUNE 19, 2014 • MISSOURI BOYS STATE’S FINEST NEWS SOURCE
STATEWIDE FACE-OFF
Six of these candidates will hold statewide office of the 75th session of MBS once the results of this morning’s general election are announced. The 12 citizens won in Wednesday’s primary election and delivered speeches
later that night at the joint party rally. These candidates are (from left): Philemon Abel, Crowder (Nationalist - attorney general); Cash Hauptmann, Doniphan (Nationalist - state treasurer); Clayton Harrison, Lewis (Nationalist
- state auditor); Heath Powell, Gambrel (Nationalist - secretary of state); Alberto Rojo, Lewis (Nationalist - lieutenant governor); Taylor Boyce, Doniphan (Nationalist - governor); Keelly Jones, Weyer (Federalist - governor);
Chance Ziegler, Richardson (Federalist - lieutenant governor); Ethan Harper, Pershing (Federalist - secretary of state); Wesley Spellman, Carnahan (Federalist - state treasurer); Jacob Ruboneka, Crowder (Federalist - state
auditor); and Alexander Engeman, Weyer (Federalist - attorney general). The general election winners will be announced this afternoon at the UCM Multipurpose Building.
Independent candidate ignites frenzy
BY CHARLIE EBBESMEYER AND
JACK SCHOEPHOERSTER
WEYER AND RICHARDSON
At last night’s joint party rally
at Hendricks Hall, the Federalists and the Nationalists pre-
sented their political platforms
and why they wanted to run for
their respective offices. As the
rally drew to an end, a mysterious
third party candidate appeared.
This candidate, running as an
independent candidate, spoke at
the rally, without the knowledge
of the rank and file of the Federalist and Nationalist parties.
Alex Harbolt, the independent candidate who attempted to
run on the Nationalist ticket, was
introduced by the Nationalist
State Central Committee Chairman Cole Brooks. “[Brooks]
turned into a lying, backstabbing,
no-clapping wannabe independent,” stated Noah Paden, the
Federalist state central committee vice chairman. “You could
see the looks of confusion on the
faces of both parties as Harbolt
was introduced.”
According to Paden, both
candidates agreed to let the independent candidate speak after the
governors spoke. Both parties,
however, had decided to deny
Harbolt time to speak. Yesterday’s
events ignited conflict between
the parties and turned their own
views against each other. Citizens
are now wondering about the
stability of their parties.
Lawyers learn law, take tough test
BY FREDERICK BOND AND
ELDER VALLE
CARNAHAN AND PERSHING
Out of the approximately
120 anxious law students to
take the bar exam, many felt
that the exam was not as difficult as expected. According
to law firm owner Tristan
Many cities have adopted bizarre traffic laws, such as stop signs that mean go.
Traffic laws display creativity
BY CHRISTIAN SIEWERT
BOONE
Yesterday, all cities adopted traffic
ordinances to regulate hallways, but
Boone’s traffic laws are unique. In
Boone, the traffic laws seem to be
almost the opposite of current Missouri traffic laws. Tape lane dividers
hang from ceilings, stop signs mean
go, texting while driving is encouraged and driving occurs on the left
side of the hallways instead of the
right.
Tape hangs from walls and doorways to be an “attention getter” to
keep drivers from getting distracted. However, it has not seemed to
fill its purpose, because the amount
of those who hit the tape is significant.
Another law for Boone’s residents is the opposite driving lane
ordinances. In Boone, drivers drive
in the left lane instead of the right
lane, similar to Ireland and England.
All in all, Boone may have the oddest traffic laws at MBS.
Caudle of Pershing, “the
exam was pretty easy.” He
also explained that he was
expecting about 80 of the
120 people taking the test to
pass.
Prosecuting Attorney
Billy Brooks from Bradley County said, “It wasn’t
super easy, but not as hard
as expected.” He said that the
study guide helped him a lot,
and the teachers went over
the test with the citizens.
Aver y Johnson from
Clark said that he did not
think he got a perfect score,
but he thought he did well.
“The test’s difficulty ranged
from minimally hard, if you
studied, to moderately hard,”
Johnson said. He said the
instructors made it seem
harder than what it actually
was, and for that, he studied
until it was very late.
Citizens of MBS will
now enjoy a wide range of
options when it comes to
getting legal counsel.
New business grant program available
BY ANDREW KAISER
WEYER
The State Department of Labor and
Department of Economic Development have recently provided a new
grant program designed for promoting
growing businesses.
The Worker’s Self-Directed Enterprise (WSDE) Grant Program targets
Boys State businesses with five or more
employees. Companies can be awarded
grants of up to $2,000 BSB if using a
worker’s cooperative, a business model
that is deemed to function democratically. A cooperative organization is
generally owned and run jointly by its
members, who share the profits and
benefits.
Businesses can display their use of
the model through examples such as
electing a manager and making everyday business decisions through the
democratic process. The grant program will match the initial investment
put forth by the employees at a ratio of
two-to-one.
If properly utilized, this grant program may aid businesses in financial
growth, thus allowing companies a
greater ability to advertise and distribute goods and services.
Applications for the grant must
include an essay on the company’s
“Don’t Be Irrational,
Vote National!”
name, goals and a citizen’s contact
information. Eligible businesses should
submit a WSDE proposal at lunch or
dinner via a box near the microphone
stand.
The co-leader of a popular gambling ring, a citizen known as “Dragon,”
voiced his opinion about the grant
opportunity. “I think it’s a good idea,”
he said. “It’s a great way to boost the
economy at both the city- and statewide levels.
Dragon did see a relevant downfall
of the program. “Five employees might
be kind of steep,” he stated, “since the
idea of paying five employees almost
defeats the benefit of the grant.”
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Burglary befuddles Boone
JONATHAN RANNABARGER
BLAIR
An envelope containing Boys
State Bucks was reported lost
or possibly stolen this week and
anonymous tips suggest the
envelope belonged to a Blair
resident. The amount of money
enclosed within the envelope is
still unknown.
Eyewitness reports suggest
a Boone resident was last seen
with the envelope. Though his
name was not given, the suspected thief was said to be
“someone of high political
regard.”
The suspect was last seen at
Hendricks Hall and was dressed
in a suit and a collared shirt.
His hair appeared to be “spiked
or fluffed; maybe just gelled,”
according to another witness.
It is not yet clear whether the
Boone resident will report the
lost money to the local police
chief or keep the money for personal use. This brings the question of whether the perpetrator
will be tried in a local municipal court or a higher circuit or
appellate court within Blair’s
home county, Gamble. What is
known is that the police have
not yet been notified, though
an investigation
i n B o one
might be in
effect when
they are
notified.
The eyew i t n e s s , Eye witnesses
t h o u g h described the burkeeping his glar as looking like
a n o n y m - Christian Siewert
ity at the of Boone.
moment,
st ate d he
“wouldn’t stop until the burglar
was brought to justice.”
Dispute heats up over tax evasion
BY TRUMAN WEST
WHITFIELD
At approximately 10:25 p.m.
Tuesday night, a dispute broke
out in a Whitfield city meeting between City Treasurer
Keric Crow and citizen Jonathan Boone over income taxes.
Boone was charged with tax
evasion. Earlier in the week,
Boone announced he would be
opening a casino despite having failed to acquire a business
license.
When the issue of his lack of
a business license was brought
up, it was revealed that there
not only had been no business
taking place in the casino, but
Boone had in fact sold the business to a citizen in another city.
This revelation resulted in
another argument over whether
or not Boone must also pay his
property tax. Boone eventually conceded stating, “I understand now why they are doing
it. They’re just trying to help the
city.” City Treasurer Crow confirmed that Boone had paid his
taxes and all charges had been
dropped.
MBS in action
Commentary
Is Boys State too religious?
BY CECIL TERRELL III
CLARK
Governor Wisdom Nwike
would have the citizens
believe Missouri Boys State is
not too religious. This comment was made in response
to questions about his trustworthiness when it was
revealed Nwike violated Statutes 102, 102.10, and 102.20.
As expressed within the Missouri Boys State Citizen’s
Manual, Statute 102 decrees,
“The Official Prayer of Missouri Boys State, to be used
to open each annual session.”
Statute 102.10 is the prayer
that is to be read, and Statue
102.20 says, “The prayer shall
be read during the opening
ceremonies of the first annual
general assembly of all citizens, by the governor of Missouri Boys State.”
On June 14, at the opening ceremony of the 2014
MBS program, Nwike did not
read the official prayer. As of
June 17, 2014, Nwike has yet
to recognize his faults nor
has he attempted to read the
prayer, despite having several
chances.
When asked about his
trustworthiness and his ability to be a competent governor
despite having failed to fulfill
several of his duties, the governor shared his wisdom by
stating, “The reason I did not
say the prayer was because it
is such a sensitive topic.”
Nwike also admitted that
he did not read the citizenship manual before returning to MBS. Nwike said,
“We should revise the statutes because there is such a
diverse community here at
MBS…I do not think the program itself is too religious but
instead the [youth] involved
in the program.”
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THURSDAY, JUNE 19, 2014 • PAGE 3
Tickets
abound
Prof. Wilson connects
media to memory in
School of Journalism
Meet-eye, highfive ordinances
frustrate citizens
BY JACK SCHOEPHOERSTER
RICHARDSON
BY MICHAEL FORD
CARNAHAN
As you walk around the state,
you may notice that all cities have constructed roads,
set speed limits and passed
city ordinances to better regulate the state. Carver enacted
an ordinance that states, “Any
Citizen that meets eyes with
another citizen inside the city
limits must start a Pokémon
battle.” In Clark there is a high
five ordinance, any citizen that
walks through Carver must
high-five other citizens on the
road.
As we know, more ordinances lead to more tickets,
and today policeman gave
out numerous tickets to citizens for breaking ordinances.
Some students are not happy.
“The police are just giving out
tickets just to give out tickets,”
complained Cecil Terrell.
Not even staff counselors
are safe from tickets. Counselors from Carver and Carnahan have been ticketed for city
ordinances within their cities. While some citizens try to
evade tickets by running away,
some bring a lawyer and fight
their case in court.
Clownin’
around
Gamble deputy
sheriff brings levity
to toll collection
BY ELLIOT MEYER
BLAIR
Many citizens, counselors and
staff members saw a strange
and mysterious thing around
University of Central Missouri
campus yesterday.
A citizen dressed as a clown.
Some people stared wide-eyed
as their jaws dropped, while
others laughed and pointed.
One question many had:
Who is this strange person?
Several citizens asked
for
his
name as
he walked
down the
street, and
several
t imes he
r e f u s e d WAGNER
t o re p l y,
protecting his identity. As it
turns out, it was Federalist
Jacob Wagner of Blair who was
named deputy sheriff of Gamble County.
Other citizens spotted him
trekking to the voting booth,
where he was asked to pose for
pictures by onlookers. It seems
the general public is most
interested in his hat. “It really
makes the suit better. I hate
when I have to wear the rest of
the outfit without the hat,” said
Wagner.
The Clown of Blair has
also been seen collecting the
entrance toll. One of the major
things he has done is campaign
for state wide citizens. He has
shouted the name Benjamin
Vickers and Matthew Hyde
across Boys State the past 24
hours.
“I love being the Clown of
Blair. My favorite thing is when
people come up and talk to
me about my suit. Hopefully
many more citizens will want
pictures. Not only do I get the
opportunity to campaign for
extra money, but I have fun
doing it. And for an added
bonus, I cannot wait to arrest
someone while dressed as a
clown,” Wagner said.
Federalist candidate Keelly Jones (far left) and Nationalist candidate Taylor Boyce (far right) went
head-to-head Wednesday during the gubernatorial debate at Hendricks Hall. The candidates answered
questions asked by the heads of the MBS media outlets, pictured at center. They are (from left):
Donavan McGoldrick (KMBS Radio general manager), Alex Blevins (KMBS-TV advertising manager/
acting general manager), and Andrew Kaiser (MBS Record editor-in-chief).
Gubernatorial debate
brings laughs, claps
BY FREDERICK BOND
CARNAHAN
Wednesday night started off with complementary music that excited the citizens, but
the best was yet to come as the curtain opened
to reveal the two candidates: Nationalist Taylor Boyce of Doniphan and Federalist Keelly
Jones of Weyer.
While they both agreed on a number of
issues, such as getting out to meet people in
an effort to understand their wants and needs,
they had very different opinions on other
issues.
Boyce voiced his opinion on keeping marijuana illegal, while Jones said that legalization
would be beneficial. Jones thinks that a person
is his own best teacher, while Boyce thinks the
influence of “superiors” is better, such as parents, peers or God.
Both agreed that the best way to get laws
passed is to know people.
“At the end of the day, if I don’t know what
you want, I feel like I’ll endorse what I want,”
Boyce said.
On the subject of taxes, Boyce said his
administration would not tax businesses on
their first day of operation because “this will
allow them to get them a foothold on their
first day.”
Kelly has no tax plan, but he supports businesses because “small businesses are the backbone of Boys State.”
While Boyce thinks his policy will be put
into effect immediately, Jones said his policy might not be immediately implemented
because “impact doesn’t evolve overnight.”
They both approve of flag thievery and
reforming current platforms but while Boyce
thinks “goof laws” are stupid, Jones sees an
opportunity for income. Boyce also wants to
cut the governor’s salary.
Amidst the seriousness, Jones told a story
to prove his trustworthiness, while Boyce told
about a midnight experience that impacted him. When Jones said he wanted to be
president, Boyce, a future Marine, called him
“Barack.” Both candidates are expecting many
votes.
H
ere at Boys State, classes are concluding, and
citizens are breaking
out their review sheets, pencils,
and papers to study for their
upcoming finals on Friday.
Among these schools was the
School of Journalism, which
had its final lecture yesterday.
Students left the seminar
pondering the final message
of the seminar. The topic of
the day was “maturity, thought,
attention,” which described
the gradual loss of connection
between the physical and social
world.
People in today’s society
exhibit contradictory viewpoints when asked about
media’s impact on society. Some
believe that it is poison for
society and causes laziness and
persuades the attention of the
public.
Others believe that the
development of media keeps
the world connected and makes
news more accessible. Matthew
W. Wilson, a professor at Harvard University, lectured the
School of Journalism this week.
The lecture yesteday was
unlike all others that week,
because it presented the topic
of media versus memory and
media’s impact on society in
today’s world.
“I believe that media need
to be a part of the solution, yet
media tend to be a distracting force in society,” Dr. Wilson said. In terms of media, he
continued, “It’s important that
we form a certain autonomy of
thought.”
“Media allow communication between people, yet they
“Even though
it allows easy
access to news, it
is leading to the
loss of normal
communication.”
HAYDEN MOORE, CLARK
never quite ‘talk’ to each other,”
stated Hayden Moore, a television journalist from Clark.
“Even though it allows easy
access to news, it is leading to
the loss of normal communication.” Many MBS citizens asked
to share their stance on media’s
impact on
society
responded
t he s ame
way, stating
that media
is a “double-edged
sword.”
DR WILSON, AGE 8
Professor Wilson
described media’s direct influence in the ongoing decay in
human memory, resulting in
what is called “artificial memory.”
MBS journalists left the lecture hall somewhat confused,
but well informed. Citizens
question whether media today,
including the dominance of
social media over traditional
media such as radio and newspaper, is essential for society.
Hopefully, Professor Wilson’s
message will cause MBS citizens, as well as citizens outside
the program, to rethink the
entire concept of media and its
true purpose.
Credit company looks
to stimulate economy
BY ELDER VALLE
PERSHING
A recent business idea is causing quite a stir. A credit card
company is planning to bring
credit and loans to struggling
businesses and citizens of Missouri Boys State. The business
owners are Cameron Horn and
Blake Alee-Lightfoot, and they
hope this new business stimulates the economic gears of the
state.
But to get this business
opened, the owners had to get
a bill filed in the House of Rep-
resentatives. The question many
are asking is about the inefficiencies of running this type
of business. For example one
citizen expressed concern as
to how it will be tracked. Horn
responded to this by claiming,
“The card will use the unique
code on each citizen’s card to
keep track of spending.”
The owners promise to
bring jobs to every city. A person or a group of people will be
in charge in each city who will
be responsible for reporting
expenditures to the two businessmen.
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Counselors keep focus on citizens
BY JAMES MARKUS
BLAIR
A fog of mystery looms over
Boys State this week. Counselors everywhere refuse to
answer any questions that are
even remotely personal. Citizens hopelessly query, unable
to quench their curiosity. When
confronted with a personal
question, Blair City Counselor
Christian Banez often replies,
“I’m sorry I can’t answer you
at the moment, but if you’d like
to compile a list and ask again
at the end of the week, you are
more than welcome to.”
The staff adopts a policy of
secrecy in order to ensure that
MBS is completely focused on
the current citizens. They try
not to distract citizens with too
much information about themselves, but citizens have no need
to fear. Several reliable sources
have confirmed that the citizens
get to become more acquainted
with the counselors at the end
of the week.
The counselors have all had
their own MBS experiences and
they do not want to trample
on the citizens’ experiences.
Rather than manipulate citizens
through example, the counselors leave citizens to decide
their own path. Some citizens,
like Jamison Gjerde of Blair, are
rather upset.
“I am outraged that the
counselors won’t tell me a
thing!” Gjerde said. “I have to
listen to people I barely know.”
Others, such as one citizen
who wished to remain anonymous, feel positively about their
counselors’ ambiguity.
“It gives us the ability to
experience MBS on our own,
rather than using their experience as inspiration for ours,” the
citizen said.
Gambrel City Counselor Mark Powell advises a citizen on where to find the pool for athletic activities.
MBS in action
Lewis shoots lights
out versus Pershing
BY COLE NOWELL
LEWIS
Yesterday Lewis and Pershing squared off in the NBA
basket league, and it was clear
five minutes into the first half
which team was dominant.
Since there are no official
scorekeepers and the MBS athletes quit keeping official score
in the first half at 41-3, we will
never know the actual score. It
was agreed by both teams the
final score was around 80-25.
Lucas Robinson, captain of
the Lewis basketball team had
this to say, “I mean, we pretty
much showed up and shot
three pointers.” This was just
what they did, and one player
had several jump shots from
outside the arc. One thing is
for sure as the NBA tournament proceeds, Lewis, now tied
for first place in athletics, is no
team to overlook in the talent department. Everyone can
expect to see more from not
only the basketball teams but
the Lewis volleyball, ultimate
Frisbee and track and field athletes who are undefeated.
City News
BLAIR
BY CHASE STEFFENS
Continuing their quest for
Model City, Blair has made
many improvements. Several of
these additions include building
a citywide highway with a central roundabout, constructing a
skyline and opening the Gamble
County Casino. Blair police also
had to write several fines for
their citizens and outsiders visiting the GSO. City leaders met
with Richardson to discuss what
to do if state fair was awarded to
Gamble County. They decided
that the fair would be hosted in
both counties and there would
be various activities such as
soda pong and possibly even an
art show.
BOONE
BY ALEX ROGERS AND
DALTON JOHNSON
While visiting Boone, Gov. Wisdom Nwike ran across a citizen,
who was in his room singing
“Good Riddance” by the famous
band Green Day. This Boone
citizen happens to be Christian
Siewert.
Siewert is a talented musician
and singer, and Nwike noticed
that when he first walked into
Siewert’s room. While in the
middle of the song, Nwike started to sing along with Siewert
since he knew the song being
played. Listening in on both
men singing together created a
unique harmonization that no
one could possibly ignore.
Once the song was finished,
Nwike shook Siewert’s hand
and asked for his name. After he
introduced himself, the governor proceeded to leave the room
and continue his daily inspections, but ran into a “sticky” hazard.
The citizens of B oone
were putting up strips of tape
throughout the hallways in
order to make sure everyone
was paying attention while
walking. More than a dozen
strips were already in place, and
in all different directions and
angles. After the song, the governor turned around to leave
the room, ran into a strip of tape
and fell to the ground.
Lying still on the ground,
Nwike started to laugh about
the situation he ran himself into.
The tape served its purpose in
calling for more awareness in
the city, and the governor found
himself victim of the citizen’s
ploys. Once upright, Nwike
and the citizens shared a final,
friendly laugh, and he was on
his way.
DUGGAN
BY ISAAC SPEED
Mayor Jon Lowe of Duggan
broke his ankle on Tuesday
afternoon during a basketball
game. Despite being in the hospital for a few hours he still contacted a few of his citizens to let
them know what happened. In
his absence the city clerk took
over as the leader of the city.
The citizens who had taken and
passed the miasmic Bar exam,
including Patrick Rauschelbach,
Jamison Rucker and Joseph
Bedwell, were congratulated by
their fellow citizens for their
ability to practice law.
The Duggan flag was recovered on Wednesday. It was
found in the city of Boone, who
claimed that they had no idea
how it had gotten there. Before
the flag was discovered, Duggan decided to craft a replacement flag. Simply stating “Duggan” on the front of the flag,
and “Can’t Stop Us” on the back,
the flag was designed by a few
citizens with supplies from the
GSO. Mayor Lowe expressed his
strong disapproval of the floccinaucinihilipilification of city
flags, perpetuated by the recent
flag thievery.
LEWIS
BY COLE NOWELL
The main story in Lewis is
the amount of residents that
have made state positions,
including two MBS Supreme
Court justices, as well as two
candidates for state office from
the Nationalist party.
The two MBS Supreme
Court Justices are Jonathon
Linton and Asa Royal. Rumor
has it that Jonathon Linton only
started on the application to
become a justice minutes before
the application was due. He still
managed to be selected to be in
the top fourteen of applicants
and was selected for the top
seven on Tuesday night.
Apparently no one dreaded
voting Red in the Nationalist party as Alberto Rojo was
selected for Lieutenant Governor. Alberto also holds a position as a tax agent.
The second nominee was
Clay Harrison. He was running
for the state auditor position.
Clay also holds the treasurer
position in his city.
RICHARDSON
BY ELIJAH OBLINGER
Governor Wisdom Nwike was
very impressed with what he
saw from the Richardson citizens. Not only did he give the
city a score of “one” on their
room inspections, he said “I like
the creativity.”
He was referring to the style
of bed making the Richardson
citizens displayed on Wednesday morning. One citizen previously worked for a catering
company and had some experience with different folds. He
used his experiences to help
Richardson achieve a score of
“one” on their inspection. New
folds are being planned for
upcoming inspection in hopes
of keeping the ball rolling and
earning scores of “one” on all
upcoming inspections.
Beautification is still underway, as citizens push hard to
finish the city streets and park.
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Trees were planted and street
lamps were installed to make a
friendlier environment for the
park. Wildlife already inhabits
the park. Fish have been placed
in the pond and ducks are often
seen waddling around its banks.
The conjoined owls have also
made a home in one of the trees
in Richardson.
“I can’t believe they chose
Richardson,” Charles DeYoung
said. “They must see something
special.”
CASE 3:
PROGRAM._CONTACT += “ORS AND”;
BREAK;
CASE 4:
PROGRAM._CONTACT += “ REFE”;
I = I - 4;
BREAK;
_CONTACT += “ THESE ADS!”;
//CLASS MBS CONT’D
PUBLIC VOID DENYALLLIABILITY(){
CONSOLE.WRITELINE(“OMG!!! ONE IS MISSING...
THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!”);
PROGRAM._CONTACT = “ SOMEONE ELSE!”;
}
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