would you call this woman fat?
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would you call this woman fat?
RealStyle by Patricia McLaughlin WOULD YOU CALL THIS WOMAN FAT? The e-mail, purportedly from to look like. When (TC)2, the James Reed Hague in the comTextile/Clothing Technology munications office at Vogue, Corp., ran 3-D body scans on called attention to a story in the 6,500 women, they found that, January issue about the trials and although 22 percent said they tribulations of a supermodel who wore a size Small, defined as “struggled to fit in” because she’s size zero to 6, only 20 of the “a size 4 in a land of zeros.” She’s 6,500 actually wore the smallest “a relative giant.” Stylists whisper scanning garment -- made to fit behind her back at photo shoots sizes zero through 4 -- for the and try to cram her statuesque scan. Think about that: 20 of size-4 self into garments that prove 6,500 women wore a size 4 or humiliatingly too small. They call smaller; 6,480 wore a larger size. her curvy, but she knows they It’s not that nobody mean fat. She tries desperately to notices or minds the discreplose weight, starts needing a drink ancy between what we see in to face the day, ends up in rehab.... magazines and what most of I thought it might be a joke. us look like. We get that our Then the magazine arrived, with heads are being messed with. Stone looking sulky and delecIn September, a small seated table inside (www.vogue.com/ nude photo in Glamour magfeature/2009/12/vogue-lara-stoneazine of 180-pound model size-four-healthy-model/), and the Lizzie Miller unleashed a torstory seemed perfectly plausible, rent of mail and e-mail from predictable even. The catty stylists, readers amazed and delighted the trial by too-tiny corset, the agoto discover a normal-looking nies of self-doubt, the descent into female body in a medium usualcohol, the triumphant rehab, the ally restricted to stick figures. brave and beautiful keeping-on. It’s Supermodel Lara Stone, who graces the cover of January Vogue, has suffered One called it “the most amazing a typically warm-and-wonderful for being “a relative giant” in a field dominated by women who appear to have photograph I’ve ever seen in been constructed from toothpicks. Photo: Willy Vanderperre/Vogue) celebutante saga that harks back to any women’s magazine.” What so many heart-tugging ugly-duckwas revolutionary: In the picwho stalk the world’s runways. ling archetypes. (Zelda Fitzgerald ture (www.glamour.com/healthquixotically committing to the bal- It’s what you tell the talented teen- fitness/blogs/vitamin-g/2009/08/ let in her 30s, way too late. Jessica age Romanian gymnast by way of on-the-cl-the-picture-you-cant.html), Rabbit trying out for the lead in “Diary explaining why, now that she tips the Miller’s belly actually pooches out of a Nun”.... OK, I made that up.) scales at an elephantine 127, she won’t a little bit and muffin-tops over onto A month before, when the e-mail be going to the Olympics. It’s what you her thighs. (begin itals)And(end itals), popped up in my inbox shorn of all tell a 32DD who wants to be a balleri- she looks perfectly comfortable: that glossy context, it had sounded na. Sorry, kiddo, you have a gorgeous She’s fine with it. (She also looks utterly preposterous -- a tragic beau- woman’s body. We can’t use you. gorgeous. She’s a model, after all.) ty whose terrible secret is that she But, against all odds, things You must understand that the belwears a (begin itals)size 4(end itals)? seem to be working out for Stone. lies you see in fashion magazines -- a size that 92 percent of the female There she is in Vogue, and she just -- and you see plenty -- are uniformly population would kill to get into? replaced Madonna as the new face taut and slightly concave. More than Please! She had to be a refugee from of Louis Vuitton. (Madonna? Wait, slightly concave if the model is supine. some parallel universe, or an invention I thought that was Sean Connery, In case you missed it, “The from a more life-stylish version of The gone fishing with a big LV tote....? September Issue,” the documenOnion, the satirical fake-news source. And before that, wasn’t it Gorbachev tary about the making of the 2007 (“Department of Interior Employee in a limo with an LV briefcase? I September issue of Vogue, has a Caught Embezzling 50,000 Wolves”; must’ve missed Madonna somehow.) telling bit where a hefty cameraman “Socialites Without Borders Teach Lesson No. 2: Designer-level, shooting film for the movie ends up Rwandans How to Mingle”; “Bedding magazine-fodder fashion really is in a photo shoot, nearly nose to nose Officials Demand Thread Recount.”) a parallel universe, as if we didn’t with the featured model. Vogue editor Lesson No. 1: Context is all. know. It goes merrily on its way, Anna Wintour’s first reaction is that Karl Lagerfeld says of Stone that pretending to be about the clothes it’s a great shot. Her second is to sug“she has a gorgeous woman’s body” we all wear or aspire to, even though gest that the cameraman’s obvious pot -- wonderful if you want to be a it mostly only works for the zeros. belly needs to be Photoshopped out. gorgeous woman, but ordinarily the The fact is, almost nobody else (Next week: Can fashkiss of death if you aspire to join is as skinny as fashion models -- ion learn to handle more realthe army of professional skeletons the women we’re supposed to want ity, or can it only get crazier?) Samples only not for release COPYRIGHT 2010 PATRICIA MCLAUGHLIN