Pledging Pi Kappa Delta
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Pledging Pi Kappa Delta
Vol. 85 No. 10 In This Issue OPINIONS Campus Corner... What woman had the most influence on you? page 2 When did Parkhurst become a monopoly... “The students will only put up with this type of control for so long.” page 3 The city that never s(t)eeps to assumptions... A first visit to New York City shatters societal illusions page 4 NEWS In the news... “C” is for cookie (and commercialization) page 5 Out lines... An interview with the first gay couple to be granted a marriage license in San Francisco page 5 Presidential candidate update... Learn more about John Kerry’s views page 5 WOMEN’S FASHION What comes around goes around... Women’s fashions throughout the ages prove that history repeats itself. page 6 LIFESTYLES National sportsmanship day... “‘Sportsmanship is definitely applicable to more areas than sports.’” page 7 The perfect fit(nesswear): part II... “No matter what you may be told, a pair of quality sneakers will actually make a difference” page 9 FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Bet you didn’t know... Meet Jill Odegaard, Assistant Professor of Art. page 10 Melissa’s feeling lucky... “Etheridge is back. She’s happy, she’s rockin’, and the music is flowing.” page 1 Cedar Crest College, Allentown, Pennsylvania March 4, 2004 Women in business award goes to Hunt Jennifer Woytach Assistant Editor Susan Hunt, Publisher and Chief Executive Officer of "The Morning Call," will be the guest speaker at Cedar Crest College's Third Women in Business Lecture tonight, March 4, 2004 in the Samuels Theatre, Tompkins College Center. Hunt's lecture titled "Beyond The Comfort Zone" will reflect on many of her life experiences that were key to her success. Hunt became the Publisher and Chief Executive Officer of "The Morning Call" in June 2001. As publisher and president, she is in charge of managing the local operations of the newspaper. Her responsibilities include supervising news coverage, editorial page positions and the business operations of the paper. Hunt has a strong background in the newspaper industry. She was Vice President and General Manager for the "Sun-Sentinel" in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida before working on "The Morning Call." Before becoming General Manager of the "Sun-Sentinel" in June 1999, she was Vice President and Director of Operations. Prior to joining the "Sun-Sentinel" in 1997, Susan worked at the "Orlando Sentinel" where she held several positions, starting as assistant controller in 1986. She later became operations administration manager, production manager for the company's regional production facility and eventually production manager for the "Orlando Sentinel" itself. Hunt is originally from the Orlando area and graduated in 1982 from Stetson University with a degree in accounting and received an MBA degree from Rollins College in 1996. Another part of Hunt's responsibilities as President and CEO of a newspaper is to be active in her community. She is a member of the Board of Directors for the United Way of the Greater Lehigh Valley, Community Services for Children, Lehigh Valley Economic Development Corporation, Lehigh Valley Industrial Park, Lehigh Valley Partnership and Pennsylvania Newspaper Association Foundation Board. She is currently Co-Chair for the Hispanic American Organization's 2004 capital campaign. In 2003, Hunt served as Honorary Captain for Miller Memorial Blood Center's "Cruise The Orient" fundraiser and in 2002, she was Co-Chair for the Girl Scouts Great Valley Council's Women of Distinction Awards Program. Pledging Pi Kappa Delta Jennifer Woytach Assistant Editor Last fall, The Crestiad spoke with Linda Baas, the coach of the Forensics Speech Team about the newly formed program at Cedar Crest. This semester, The Crestiad caught up with Amie Fox, the president of Pi Kappa Delta, the newly formed honor fraternity. Fox, a senior English literature/creative writing and fine arts major, said the process of starting a fraternity is really interesting. After going to a few random tournaments last year, members of the Forensics Speech team discovered there was a national fraternity. There was a lot of interest at Cedar Crest because students had done it in high school and wanted to keep competing. The first step was talking to the theatre department and finding out how much support they would get. Fox noted that Roxanne Amico, Chair and professor of Performing Arts, and the administration were "very supportive" in the process. The first thing that the charter members of Pi Kappa Delta (PKD) did was write a constitution, incorporating the national constitution. They were first approved by Denise O'Neill, Associate Dean of Student Affairs, and then by Student Government Association in December. In January, PKD started looking for new members and their next mission be approved by the national organization. This past week has been PKD's pledge week. There were nine pledges and to be considered eligible for PKD, one must have taken the class or be taking it currently, have competed in two tournaments, wear signs advertising PKD, sell raffle tickets, carry around a binder, to explain to people what forensics is, and have been recommended by their big brother and coach. A game similar to Who's Line is it Anyway? was held in the café. Linda Baas, adviser to PKD, teaches the Forensics Speech class, and coaches the Forensics Speech Team. She is assisted by Tom Amico. Fox said that Baas and Amico put a lot of time into rehearsing with the Forensics Speech Team, especially around competition time. Although the team works hard, Fox said that the executive board (or the charter members) of PKD decided that "the team is for hard work, the fraternity is for having fun." The e-board includes Amie Fox, president; Karen Babson, vice-president; Karen Cook, secretary; Tiffany-Linn Stephens, treasurer; Sarah "Dakotah" Farney, fund-raising chair and Sarah "Penny" Magner, materials secretary. "We do want to do good things and accomplish things, but I think part of a fraternity is to have a good time and be with your friends," Fox also said. The team traveled to Canada in January to compete with the National Forensics Association and Collegiate Forensics Association. Penny Magner placed in the top category in poetry, a competitive category, according to Fox. "It was a wild competition. We were up against a lot people we'd never seen before- people from all over the country. That was fantastic." "We're not the best team in the league, but we consistently place. It's really encouraging for a team that's only been together for six months to be doing better than real established teams. We do have a lot of fun." Fox said of her teammates. "We have a couple new people who haven't been out yet, but they have promising stuff," said Melissa Donigan, a junior PKD pledge. According to Fox, the team has big plans for the future. "We definitely want to advertise much more and get our names out there and really be a bigger group on campus. We do want to be involved. We want to do a lot community service. We do want to expand our team. We want to get better all the time. We compete a lot in the interp [interpretation] categories; we definitely want to improve in our speech categories. And we have people that do go out in the speech categories, but not nearly enough of them. We're looking for more public speakers all the time." Fox had never competed before college. She said that "it's a really fun activity that a lot of different people can get involved with. I never thought I would enjoy public speaking; it comes very naturally and is so much fun." Susan Hunt Photo courtesy of College Relations Primary primer Linda Misiura Crestiad Reporter The Pennsylvania primary is fast approaching, and the question on everyone's minds is, "Can I still register?" The answer is: Yes! In order to vote in the general primary, which will be held on April 27, you must register by March 29. In the spring before the November Presidential election, Pennsylvania holds a primary election to choose a Democratic candidate and a Republican candidate. This year, Bush has no challengers, meaning that it is only necessary to hold a Democratic primary. You may have heard of the Iowa caucus. In a way, the caucus is similar to the primary. However, instead of going to the polling place to vote, large meetings are held at which people speak of their opinions of the candidates. The people present then vote by assorted means-some caucuses use the secret ballots, others use a show of hands, and others still line up behind candidates to show support. There are three kinds of caucuses and two kinds of primaries. The closed primary and closed caucus allow only registered Democrats to vote for Democrats and only registered Republicans to vote for republicans. The open primary and open caucus allows individuals to vote for either a Democrat or a Republican. The third type of caucus is the modified open caucus in which people who are not registered with a party may vote also. In many cases, however, there is a clause built in to prohibit this that automatically registers anyone who votes for a part other than there own an immediate member of the party they voted for. If you are registered as independent or Republican, you can still vote on ballot questions. These questions usually pertain to amendments to the state constitution, bond issues, and special elections.Pennsylvania has a closed primary, so in order to vote in the general primary on April 27, you must be registered with the Democratic Party. You must register in the county that you hold your permanent residence in, and you must vote in the county you are registered in. For many college students, this means voting by absentee ballot. For more information on obtaining an absentee ballot, contact your county court house. For information on your state's primary election or caucus, including what type and the date of the election or caucus, please visit www.thegreenpapers.com www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 2 OPINIONS T he Campus Cor ner What woman had the most influence on you? Miranda Weary-Junior, Social Work Lauren Gonzalez-Senior, Dance Abbie Nutting-Junior, Elementary Education Blair Zimnoch-Junior, Art “My grandmother.” “My mom...because she is a strong woman who is selfless, caring, compassionate and determined. I hope one day to be like her.” “I feel that as far as influences go I've only allowed myself to influence my life, however, my mother helped me get to the point where I could make my own decisions in my life." “My mom has been my best friend, my guardian, everything. Teachers like Jill Odegaard and Pat Badt are also very influential in who I will become.” Inside vs. outside The C re stiad Spring 2004 Staff Editor in Chief Gabrielle Boulerice News Editor Beth Ciccolella Adviser Elizabeth Ortiz Managing Editor Nadia Mohammad Lifestyles Editor Stacey Frank Business Manager Jessica Muraviov Copy Editor Sarah Magner Photo Editor Jessica Brabant Assistant Editors Jennifer Woytach Tonesha Baltimore Jillian Dawson Web Editor Laura Scioli Staff Shannon Casey Jessica Eyth Katie Fehlinger Courtney Lomax Nichole McCollum Linda Misiura Mary Jo Moninghoff Stacey Solt Rose Strong Maxine Tam Iva Tchomakova Jenn VanderWege The Crestiad is a student run newspaper organization. It publishes a biweekly edition. Its primary goals are to keep students informed about events and issues of concern to the Cedar Crest community, and to provide students with an on-campus internship-quality media experience. Students participating in The Crestiad may receive academic credit for their participation. The final responsibility for news content and decisions rests with the editor-in-chief. Questions or Concerns If you have any questions about The Crestiad or concerns regarding The Crestiad content, please contact the editor-in-chief and leave a message at 610-606-4666 ext. 3331 or e-mail us at [email protected]. Guest columns and letters to the editor may be submitted for publication by any student, faculty, or staff member of CCC. Columns should be e-mailed to the The Crestiad as MSWord attachments. Columns should be no longer than 2-3 typed and double-spaced pages. Letters to the editor may be e-mailed as MSWord attachments or dropped off typed and double-spaced at The Crestiad mailbox in Hartzel Hall. All submission should clearly state the name, address, and phone number of the author or authors. If the author is a student, the major and class standing should be included. If the author is a faculty or staff member, then their position title should be included. We use the word “freshman” instead of “first-year student.” Disclaimer The editor in chief and the managing editor reserve the right to edit columns and letters for content, grammar, spelling, length, and layout. Maxine Tam Crestiad Reporter theory, of why this is so; it is because this school is an all-women’s college. Being an all-women’s school, the everyday pressure I was watching Shallow Hal on HBO, of having to look “good” to impress males is back at home, and my oldest brother came taken away. Since that pressure is removed, home. He walked by the living room, where all they have to worry about are the views of I was, and stopped. He watched the movie other females attending the college. The for a few seconds before he figured out what opinions of those other females may not he was looking at. He then said to me, “I count as much to them as a male’s, and so don’t like this movie; every time I watch it, most of them would not go to the extremes it makes me feel so…” to be very skinny. Of course, the females do “Shallow?” I filled in for him. “Yeah, still exercise, but they don’t go to unhealthy you are.” extremes. In my high school, about 85% of the I feel that all I have said in the previous girls in my class were paragraph is true for the skinny. Of that 85%, about Never judge a person by upper classmen, but not for 90% of the girls were the freshmen. A sophomore his or her looks, skinny to attract guys. For commented to me this this reason, Kelly, a friend because outer image semester that the upper of mine in middle school can always change, but classmen noticed the freshchanged her whole outer men class having a large the personality and atti- number of girls that are image. During middle school, she used to be a bit tude of a person will really thin. They think that chubby but not overalways stay the same. the girls might having one weight. By sophomore of two major eating disoryear, she was skinny. ders, anorexia or bulimia. When I say Kelly was skinny, I mean she Girls, in general, who do those things was skin and bones. Her hair was cut short to their bodies to become sticks are shallow. and spiked out, and she wore makeup. Her They believe that if they are not thin then personality somewhat changed too. She people will not like them and in turn they do changed her image because she wanted to not like people who are fat. This is almost get dates and boyfriends. She also attained the same situation as a guy not liking a girl the reputation of a “slut,” but I do not because she is not thin and good-looking. In believe she minded that she was called that other words, a “hot chick.” And when a guy name…as long as she was somewhat poputhinks this way, he is shallow. lar. Advice to those who are shallow: never A week after classes started at Cedar judge a person by his or her looks, because Crest College, I noticed that many of the outer image can always change, but the perupper classmen were not so obsessed with sonality and attitude of a person will always their body weight, compared to the girls in stay the same. the high school I attended. I have heard one Submission of Letters to the Editor: The Crestiad would like to encourage you to write to the editor. All letters to the editor can be submitted via campus mail to The Crestiad mailbox or e-mailed to [email protected]. It is asked that they are typed in paper or letter format. It is also asked that if the letter is sent via email that the email is entitled “letter to the editor” and that the letter is sent as an attachment done in Microsoft Word. These letters must be signed. The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 3 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad OPINIONS To be or not to be...Politically correct, that is When did Parkhurst become a monopoly? Gabrielle Boulerice Editor-in-Chief that is provided on this campus. Parkhurst even manages to mess up cookies. Last week, I actually got a sandwich that conWhy does Parkhurst have to control tained curdled mayonnaise. I never thought everything? I am not particularly fond of that I would say this, but I want the Wood the fact that Parkhurst is now in control of Company back. what food items the students can and cannot Eventually, students will decide to get bring onto the campus for club events. food from other places without approaching Who gave Parkhurst the right to be a Parkhurst for prior approval. The students monopoly? I would really like to know who will only put up with this type of control for told Parkhurst that they could require that so long. Clubs cannot afford to buy their the students approach them about obtaining food from Parkhurst because they charge too outside food for their club functions. I canmuch money for the little amount of food not believe that the administration of this that they provide. It is a lot cheaper to get college would allow such a thing to happen. food donated or to buy food from outside It makes you wonder what Parkhurst will be sources. allowed to do next. I think that it is bad Students are afraid to avoid getting perenough that they are allowed to feed us what mission at this point because of the threat to they do. remove club funds. I cannot believe that the I think that, as a student I should be college feels that they have to threaten the able to choose where I want students. It is a lose-lose sitI think that Parkhurst uation because either you to get food from for club events. I should not have to gets enough money out lose your club funds if you go to Parkhurst in order to of the students from do not approach Parkhurst or get permission to buy food you spend all of your club the meal plans, which funds on the food that from someone other than them. Even when I was in are not only required of Parkhurst provides. I think high school, I did not have all resident students, that Parkhurst gets enough to get permission from the money out of the students but also cost an exorbi- from the meal plans, which cafeteria in order to get pizza brought into the tant amount of money. are not only required of all school for a club meeting. resident students, but also The most infuriating part of this new cost an exorbitant amount of money. rule is that Parkhurst is claiming that they Pretty soon, Parkhurst will be telling are doing this because they are afraid that the students that they cannot get food delivsomeone will get food poisoning from an ered to their dorm rooms. Students may not outside food company and will blame them. even be able to bring groceries onto the This is absolutely ludicrous. How can a stucampus. Maybe campus security will even dent blame Parkhurst if she obviously got be responsible for making sure that no food sick at a function that did not have food that delivery vehicles enter this campus. This was provided by them? The worst part is will be the day that the entire campus that I have gotten sick from the food that starves to death. The only food that brings Parkhurst makes more than I have ever gotstudents joy is the food that is brought on to ten sick from food that I have obtained from campus by outside food companies. delivery services or grocery stores. I freIt is hard to believe that our campus quently get sick after I eat the food in our has gotten to this point. I never would have cafeteria or café. believed that Parkhurst would get permisI just wish that Parkhurst would realize sion to go ahead with a policy such as this. that the students do not want to eat the food I hope that this policy is removed from our that they provide. Their pizza is absolutely campus. In the meantime, the students can terrible. I would rather eat from the worst only hope that Parkhurst will approve the pizza place in Allentown than eat the pizza use of food from other places. Letters to the Editor: A commuter with a problem Calling all Lifelong Learners To the Editor: To the Editor: My name is Caitlin Miller and I am commuter with a problem. My gripe is yes, parking. However it is a different story than most. I am a first year student and I don't mind parking in the fourth row even though the first three rows are practically empty. However, the thing that bothers me is that the residents should be more courteous to the commuters. At most colleges, freshman aren't even allowed to have cars, so they are lucky to have cars here at Cedar Crest. When it snowed I counted a total of 15 cars in the fourth and fifth rows that were not moved or cleaned off and still have not moved since then. These people are taking up valuable parking spaces that I need to get to class. Commuters need cars and parking spaces to get to class. Resident freshman do not. Especially the resident freshman that do not even clean off their cars, or move them in two weeks. There are plenty of spaces in the back of the parking lot behind Alumnae Hall. Why can't residents who don't use their cars park back there and walk the extra 50 feet when they finally do use their cars? This would allow the commuters to be able to get a decent parking spot and be able to get to their classes on time without having to walk from the back of the parking lot. Resident freshman should consider themselves lucky to have cars, yet they should remember that people like me who can't afford to live on campus, and need my car to commute to school, need somewhere to park too! Any time we hear of the Lifelong Learners among traditional students or in The Crestiad, it is to complain about how they take our parking spaces or our seats in night time courses. Granted some of the complaints are justified, it saddens me that Lifelong Learners do not know where to go to express their side of the story, or even to discuss the complaints they may have. On behalf of Student Government Association, I am writing to ask you to help in recruiting Lifelong Learners to take on a senator position in the Student Government Association. As a senator, they will be able to take the opportunity to have a say in what is happening on campus, and really be able to connect with the traditional students outside of any classes they may take together. To run for a position, they simply need to pick up a packet in the Lifelong Learning office, collect the 25 signatures, and drop the packet back off in the Lifelong Learning office by Thursday, March 18 by 8pm. Many of the Lifelong Learners I have come in contact with would be a valuable asset to our Student Government, and I hope that they seriously consider being a part of this association. ~Caitlin ~Susan Zasciurinskas Administrative Vice-President Student Government Association Iva Tchomakova Crestiad Reporter In the early 1990’s, most likely in New York or L.A., a group of intellectuals and unsatisfied “label-makers” decided to create a movement that has seriously shifted and shaped our views on what’s wrong, what's right and, more importantly, what is politically correct regarding the English language and its usage. Not only are these trends influencing the way we verbally express ourselves, but also our overall body language and conduct. It seems to me as though lately there is always someone that feels offended or believes that the integrity of the political correctness movement has not reached its pinnacle. I believe that this is also influencing our generation. For better or worse we have been trained to become far more passive than the past couple of generations have been. The results are obvious in such civil expressions as voting, where the 18 to 34 year old group is missing in action. This in itself has certain implications as to what our generation has to fight for, or more importantly the means it chooses to utilize in order to manifest the struggle. Is this the direct result of over zealous political correctness and the constant unwritten regulations by which we abide in expressing ourselves? Maybe, maybe not. While I do have to agree that many of the changes are revolutionary in terms of their civil implications, re-labeling and reclassifying old names and titles has generally sought to create higher respect for personal rights. Calling someone vertically challenged instead of short or any other epithets that might be insulting is a step in the right direction, but renaming careers with somewhat of an obscure and hazy name? Not so much. I do have to examine cases where being politically correct has gone far and beyond what’s expected and reasonable, and has shifted our views from problem areas in our society to frivolous tongue and mind games. A prime example is the constant sophistication of job titles that we have grown up with and know quite well. There was a time when choosing the career path of a secretary was as easy to define as opening up a Webster's. Yet we choose to rename this career for the sake of sounding a bit different, perhaps a bit vague and mysterious, so now we are personal assistants. What the exact definition of the personal assistant is, you will not find in your father's dictionary per say. Open the new millennium dictionary and perhaps something is bound to come up. Yet do we really have to go to these lengths? Has the word secretary instantaneously become dirty? The term personal assistant brought with it the vagueness and obscurity of a career that was otherwise rather concrete in its nature. I think the pride of the job itself has diminished due to the language change. No one takes classes or instruction on personal assisting as was common and sometimes required for working as a secretary. The power distribution has also shifted. Where the term secretary at least to me implied the gatekeeper of information in any office, the term personal assistant somehow leaves me second-guessing the exact scope of the job. Can anyone be one? If its not too late I will stop here so as not to turn this into a rant, but here is some food for thought; must we be terribly offended if one calls us waitresses instead of a servers, stewardesses instead of a flight attendants, or better yet freshmen instead of first year students? Perhaps we can concentrate our energy on more important issues that are plaguing our society, but that’s just my idea. Higher and higher Steve Hofstetter Crestiad Special Did you ever hear the urban legend about the bunch of teachers who accidentally ate a cake laced with pot? Okay, so it's not an urban legend. It actually happened in Lueneburg, Germany on Thursday. But it's so dumb it sounds like it could be in a B movie with that chick from Mr. Holland's Opus. Here's the situation: A chocolate cake was anonymously left at the door to the staff room, and the teachers ate it without asking any questions as to its origin or why it tasted funny. Brilliant. Maybe Germans are a more trusting people than Americans. But I'd think that not eating anonymous cakes is a bit of a given. You learn that stuff as a kid - even in Germany. Don't eat a cake that is sitting on your doorstep. That's a lesson you are taught just after you learn to look both ways before you cross the street, because people may be driving on the wrong side of it. The funniest part is that the teachers didn't know they were high - they just thought they had food poisoning. These teachers must have not been tenured, because if they were they'd have been old enough to remember the 1960s. I have never tried pot. But I can say that if I did, I wouldn't think I had food poisoning. I had food poisoning once, and it made me throw up for two weeks. If that's what pot does to you, there wouldn't be such a big of market. (I've just set myself up to get all kinds of letters from people attempting to explain what pot does to you. However, the writers of these letters will get distracted after the subject line and instead send a treatise on how Scooby-Doo was a total stoner.) I can just imagine the conversation that went on in that staff room. "I had some of that cake, and I spent the last half hour talking about how weird it'd be if god were praying to us." "I think you have food poisoning." "That's awful. Wanna watch ScoobyDoo?" The teachers probably freaked out and ran to the doctor paranoid that they were sick. And paranoia is another clear sign of food poisoning. I'm guessing that on the way, they stopped at a convenience store to buy a great deal of food poisoning medication, known to the layperson as Doritos. "I hear these settle your stomach. They're Nacho Cheesier." I'm kidding, of course. Nobody ran anywhere. They were high. They probably drove, but really slowly. Maybe even on the right side of the road. According to Reuters, a police spokesman said that the reason the teachers had not suspected anything was "because it was customary for them to buy cakes from the schoolchildren as part of a fund-raising project." I take two things from this statement. One, the police are now involved. Two, this is a very fat town. I can understand the occasional bake sale, but an ongoing "sell the teachers cake" project? Perhaps instead of those little milks, they serve half and half with school lunches. Even if it was routine for teachers to scarf a cake every day, they still BOUGHT these cakes, so their excuse doesn't convince me. I doubt there was a bill left with this one. "Hey guys - you know how usually we pay for cake? We've got a new cake, but they must want us to pay later. Quick, let's eat it without asking any questions as to its origin or why it tastes funny." The teachers were alerted as to what happened after doctors told them what they were feeling was less food poisoning and more being high. That must have been fun to witness. "Oh," one teacher probably exclaimed. "That must be why I have spent the last half hour contemplating what I'd do if I had feet for hands. And watching Scooby-Doo." But even more fun was the conversation the doctors had amongst themselves in the break room. "Did you hear the one about the bunch of teachers who accidentally ate a cake laced with pot?" "Yeah," another doctor said. "Wasn't the chick from Mr. Holland's Opus in that movie?" "Nevermind that," said a third doctor. "I'm trying to figure out what would happen if god were praying to us." Though I'm guessing they said all this in German. The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 4 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad OPINIONS Campus or obstacle course? Jennifer Woytach Assistant Editor I do not consider myself a complainer. When my fellow students complain about things on campus, I try to reason with them. This time, I am doing the complaining and no one is going to reason with me. When was the last time you drove around campus without scraping the bottom of your car on one of the speed bumps? If you do not remember, it is ok. I do not either. “Hold your breath!” “Lift up your feet!” “Don’t move!” are some of the suggestions passengers in my car have when we are driving through campus. I think that it is pretty silly that you consider unloading your purse or wearing fewer layers to rid yourself of the extra weight, to avoid scraping the bottom of your car. (By the way, those ideas do not work!) The speed bumps are aggravating. It is not because they are there; it is because they are excessively high. Most people understand that speed bumps are needed to regulate the speed of cars on campus, but there is no reason why the speed bumps are so high that the bottom of your car scrapes, no matter how slow you go or how many people are in the car. “The speed bumps are necessary, but they really don’t need to be as huge as they are. The only thing they are good for at this point is damaging the under side of our cars,” said Kirsten Gustafson, a freshman nursing major. As a freshman, I have to park in Parking Lot C. A lot of freshmen complain because they have to walk across campus to get to their cars. Maybe security is just looking out for us, so that we do not damage our cars by driving through campus. Sheena Marichal, a freshman from Maine said, “I drive 450 miles here. I don’t need to worry about scraping the bottom of my car [on speed bumps]. Last fall, I hit the speed bump near security. I was going so slow, I didn’t think I would even make it over the speed bump. When I unloaded my car and came back, it was leaking. Security couldn’t help me because of liability. All Triple A could do was tow it. How am I supposed to know what to do? My dad had to come down and fix it. I don’t have to worry about my car breaking down for any other reason than hitting a speed bump.” The speed bump between the Administration Building and the TCC was yellow when we came to school in August. Now, in mid-February, it is black. I bet if you checked under the cars on campus, you would find the missing yellow paint. The speed bump near the library is cracking. If you look closely, you can see that it is yellow underneath. Does that mean that the speed bumps are just being built up higher and higher each year? I sure hope not, because by the time I am a senior, they will be up to my waist. Maybe I should start looking around for a truck or SUV. It will use more gas, but I might be able to bounce over the speed bumps with ease. Until I can afford a vehicle that will get me around campus scrape-free, I might just keep my car in Lot C. A lot of freshmen I know cannot wait until next year so they can park their cars near their dorms. But walking across campus to get to my car does not seem like such a bad idea anymore. New York City skyline. Painting by Shannon Casey The city that never s(t)eeps to assumptions Jenn VanderWege Crestiad Reporter If you go to France, you’ll think the people are rude. If you go to Mexico, you’ll get raped. And if you go to New York, you’ll get mugged. Or, if you go to become a part of the atmosphere, you can forget the assumptions and live in the culture. Hi, and yes, I was also once a NYC tourist virgin. New York is not all it’s cracked up to be. I didn’t get mugged in Central Park. I didn’t get stuck with a crazy taxi driver. And I didn’t catch any diseases from riding on the New York Subway. I felt almost disappointed. In fact, we had the entire Hard Rock Café singing Happy Birthday. I got hugs from street performers. And about 98.7% of the people who bumped into me, said excuse me. Hello, New York, what’s wrong? Somewhere along my trip to NYC, I realized New York was not just an over-populated city with too many drugs and homeless people. It’s a place thousands of people call home each night; it’s a way of life. And I made too many assumptions before I was welcomed into their home. That’s the problem with pre-disposition, it’s a set-up for disappointment. I would go to New York again in a heartbeat. Not just because it was my birthday, but because of the experience I embraced. Yes, there were homeless people. But there were homeless shelters. Yes, there was violence. But there were police officers. And yes, there were assumptions. But there were corrections. I hate it when people judge me for the color of my hair. I hate that when I say I grew up in California they assume I’m wealthy. And I hate that I made assumptions myself. I assumed that New York was nothing but the hype society had taught me. But I soon came to realize how very wrong I was. Perhaps it was the man on the subway who got us going in the right direction after we realized we were lost. Maybe it was our waitress at the Hard Rock who directed us to the best bargain shopping area in New York. Or maybe it was that the things I only once knew as a name with out a face, became real. And they gave a face to me. I left New York reflecting on that majestic New York City skyline with sincerity. Where the outline is magnificent and beautiful, it does have problems between the crevices of the buildings. But so does everything, and everyone. And so I concluded as I stepped off the ferry for my last glimpse of that ambiance enticing world; assume nothing. Not even that the ferry boarded safely on the dock; because you may slip and fall into a sea of assumptions. Another night not at the movies Steve Hofstetter Crestiad Special Calendar Girls Holy crap do I not want to see this. Okay, you're old and still sexual, that's great, As often as I but do NOT show me. This could be the travel, I rarely get best written, best acted movie of all time time to see any and I still would not want to see it. Sex movies in the thesells, but not when it's sex with old people. atre. If I've got two Yuck. hours in a strange You Got Served town, I'd rather Come see the underground world of spend them explorguys who dance on their heads and stuff. It's ing than sitting in a bad ass, right? Except it's about GUYS theatre. And by WHO DANCE. You Got Served? Served exploring, I mean what, a danish on a little doily? Dance comsleeping. petitions, even in their use on Saved By the I also don't get much time to watch TV, Bell, are wussy. Especially if it's a 95though I try when I can. And when I can, I minute long commercial for B2K. I'd rather see tons of commercials that remind me why buy the crap in Confessions of a Teenage sleep can be more enjoyable than seeing Drama Queen. At least then I'd feel like movies in the theatre. more of a man. "But mom, I need to prove It is rare that I see a commercial for a myself. With a dance contest! Let me get my movie and think, "I have to see that." In argyle sweater." fact, some full previews even suck. I saw a 50 First Dates preview for High Fidelity on a DVD recentI liked this better the first time when it ly that said John Cusack's character was a was called Groundhogs Day and it was guy that had it all, but was trying to find clever. Am I the only one in America who himself. If you've ever actually seen the finds Drew Barrymore more annoying than movie (which was great, by the way), you'd hot? She was okay in Wedding Singer, but know that by "it all" they meant "anguish any girl that Tom Green dumps because and self-loathing." she's unstable isn't going to So perhaps I'm wrong Just when you get me to keep coming out to about the following flicks. thought we might be the box office. And why put But all I know about them is "Hey Ya" in the commercial? heading towards what I see in the ads, and It's a great song, but we're from those ads, these movies peace, here comes getting tired of it. And if you seem to have "it all." Hollywood to exploit can tell me when people who I now present you, the liked Drew Barrymore also more ridiculous reader, with another installstarted listening to Outkast, ment of "A Night Not At the stereotypes. I'd appreciate it. But tell me Movies." again tomorrow, because if I Confessions of a Teenage Drama see this movie, I'll pray for amnesia myself. Queen Catch That Kid Oh, it's so hard being a super popular This is a direct quote from one of the teenage girl isn't it? I mean, with all that reviews: "To pay for a costly medical operamoney and all those friends. It just screams tion for her father, a 12-year-old expert angst! And that's not even the movie - that's mountaineer uses her climbing skills to just the life of star Lindsay Lohan. This break into a high-tech bank where her mothflick just makes me want to run out and buy er works." Can I just see some naked old the CDs of all the groups the movie adverpeople instead? What a horrible concept. tises. There have been plenty of movies where the Euro Trip hero is a criminal, but not movies geared for Just when you thought we might be kids. That's just great - a generation of chilheading towards peace, here comes dren climbing rock walls so they can learn Hollywood to exploit more ridiculous to break through our security systems. How stereotypes. Including the time-honored tradid this girl learn to become an "expert dition of guys completely ignoring the hot mountaineer" anyway? Must have been all girl being hot until they see her in a bikini. that popularity and angst. Good plot twist - because no one noticed she was hot when she was just hot. But now that she's in a bikini and hot, we understand. Steve Hofstetter is the author of The commercials refer to this one as Student Body Shots, which is available at American Pie meets Road Trip. See, because www.SteveHofstetter.com. He can be eAmerican Pie also had teenagers, and Road mailed at steve@ observational Trip also had a trip. humor.com. Do you know about scary Anthony? Josie Wells Crestiad Special “Hello?” I blurted out the usual response given when picking up the phone. Due to the fact I attend an all girls school, confusion flashed behind my eyes when the voice on the other end of the line turned out to be male. “That was fast” was the mystery man’s first response. “Who is this?” I asked, half laughing at the thought it must be the boyfriend of one of my friends. “I’m looking for Jon,” he claimed. I apologized, explaining he had the wrong number. “Can you talk for awhile?” he asked. I agreed, thinking it might make a fun story. We began conversing over small talk issues. He explained that his girlfriend is going to school far away, even naming a school in Texas that I had considered. I told him I am also far from my boyfriend. “Are you sexually frustrated?” he asked. He followed my silence by telling me “I really want to get off talking to you.” Stunned by the sudden turn in conversation I said “we are talking.” He laughed and said, “you know what I mean. How big are your boobs?” I told him I had to go and he asked if I would be going out that night. I said yes, hoping it would keep him from calling back. He asked when I would be back and I said two am so he added “and you’ll be drunk? We can do it then.” I told him again that I had to go and hung up. I should have thought something was weird when he kept asking and making sure there was no one else in the room with me. Then as I was hanging up he told me not to tell anyone about our conversation. He said it made him nervous. I then proceeded into the lounge to talk about the disturbing phone call. After the first line of my story one of the girls smiled and told me scary Anthony had called me. I fear I missed the warning that for years a man has been calling random rooms at all hours of the night and day trying to trick girls into phone sex. This man was very convincing, saying all the right things. When he was talking to me he was a college football player from Philly, but he has taken on many identities. So if you get a call claiming to be the wrong number and “just wanting to talk,” it’s your choice whether you want to make witty comments, talk to him or simply hang up, but at least now you will know the truth. Editor’s Note: Campus security encourages you to contact them with any concerns and discourages students from engaging in conversations with any unknown caller. The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 5 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad NEWS Presidential candidate update John Kerry Laura Scioli Crestiad Reporter Democratic Presidential candidate John Kerry is making a splash not only in Hawaii, but in many other states as well. Kerry has active campaigns and offices running in Idaho and Utah, and all 50 states are planted with his grassroots organizations. Kerry's campaign highlights the "Real Deal" he intends to carry out in his first 100 days of presidency. Kerry stands on issues such as sufficient educational funding for all schools, stronger environmental laws, energy independence for our nation rather than relying on Middle East nations, and a rebuilding of "shattered alliances across the globe." Nicholas Gurrola-Gal, a resident of New Mexico said, "it's impossible to build an independent non-Middle Eastern energy source. The oil we need is on foreign soil." Kerry also proposes to cut the deficit in half within four years, all the while securing Medicare and Social Security for seniors. Ashley Bechtel, freshman, said, "I think the budget deficit can be cut, but I think it's impossible to cut it in half in four years." A graduate of Yale University and a Vietnam veteran, Kerry is a spokesperson for the Vietnam Veterans Against the War. Bechtel said, "I don't like war and I think we need a change from it, especially during an economic recession." Kerry wishes to lead the world into a new era, with a focus on security, freedom, and peace. As a cosponsor of the original Family and Medical Leave Act, Kerry proposes to expand the act to make it easier for women to balance family and work. Another priority in Kerry's campaign is to eliminate the glass ceiling and expand the number of womenowned businesses. Lisa Pease, Junior at Lycoming College said, "he would need a lot of supporters to follow this through." Kerry is an active member of the Catholic Church. America's only Catholic President was John F. Kennedy in 1961. Will this help or hinder Kerry's chances? GurrolaGal said, "I think this is a plus for Kerry because JFK was an amazing Democratic leader." For more information on John Kerry, visit his web site at www.johnkerry.com to learn more. Gurrola-Gal said, "as the people of a sovereign nation, we have the fury and right to enforce our laws in any way we see fit, and to choose men and women who will in fact enforce them to the benefit of all." SGA election information Elections are held each Spring to determine who will be representing the students starting in the fall semester. One election has already been held. The important dates to remember are as follows Election #2 will be held on Wednesday, March 17th for the positions of SGA E-board, HJB Secretary, and SAB Eboard. Packets and petitions will be due March 12th. Speeches are tentatively scheduled for March 16th either 11 AM or 9:45 PM in the café. Election #3 will be held on Wednesday, March 24th for the positions of SGA Senators, HJB Reps, and LLL Senators. Packets and petitions will be due March 19th, Butz Prize and Crest Awards nominations end this day. Election #4 will be held on Wednesday, April 7th for the positions of Class of 2004 Alum Class President, Class Agent, Class Correspondent, Reunion Chairs, Commencement Speaker and Class of 2005, 2006, and 2007 Officers. Packets and petitions will be due April 2nd, speeches are tentatively scheduled for April 6th either 11 AM or 9:45 PM in the café. Newsworthy Opinions In the news... Out lines "C" is For Cookie (And Commercialization) Jessica Eyth Crestiad Reporter It's my least favorite time of year again: Girl Scout cookie season. For the next few weeks I will be unable to enter a grocery store, bookstore, or mall without being accosted by a gaggle of preteen girls and their glowering mothers, all clamoring to be the first to shove a box in my face and cry, "Wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?" The intimidating cuteness of these pintsized profiteers and the highs induced by their sugary treats are simply too much to resist. They pounce on the unsuspecting shopper like a mini-SWAT team, and before you realize what's happened, you've spent a small fortune on increasing the size of your ass. It used to be that the cookies were sold from door-to-door to kindly neighbors who took a vested interest in their local Girl Scout troop for the moral and instructional activities it provided for the neighborhood girls who might otherwise be out shoplifting lipgloss and Justin Timberlake CDs. Now, through some back-room business arrangement, the girls are allowed to hawk their goods at the entrances of corporate establishments, no longer selling cookies to Mrs. Cleaver across the street, but to random strangers who just went to pick up some milk at the store and now have to explain to their wives why they returned home with six boxes of macaroons and without next week's grocery money. Not having been a Girl Scout myself, I used to think that the girls actually made and sold the cookies themselves. It wasn't until I was confronted by a troop of little cookie pirates that I realized that these girls are actually pawns in an evil corporate plot to cash in on the precociousness and persistence of preteen girls and the heart-wrenching guilt they are capable of inflicting on adults when they don't get their way. Here's a tip for avoiding their insidious trap: try to see the girls for what they really are- miniature Martha Stewarts-in-training, shrewd little businesswomen who would think nothing of taking your hard-earned money for a product that you neither want nor need. What, you say you actually do want thin mints and pecan sandies? This doesn't surprise me since I've just uncovered another evil corporate plot: the manufacturers of the cookies and the FDA are in cahoots and are putting nicotine in Girl Scout cookies. Yes, Girl Scout cookies are physically addictive. And the Girl Scouts aren't even little girls. They're midgets, hired by the Phillip Morris Corporation to deceive American consumers. This is the only reasonable explanation I can come up with for why I just ate half a box of thin mints in one sitting. I know it's a bit of a stretch, but it's hard for me to admit what the rest of America seems to embrace: I have no self-control when it comes to cute little girls and their damn cookies. Send questions or comments to: [email protected] Girl Scout cookies. Photo by Beth Ciccolella An interview with the first gay couple to be granted a marriage license in San Francisco Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter I was hoping that this column could create a dialog among students, faculty and staff as well as provide the campus with news about what's going on in the gay community. In doing so, I was trying not to dominate this space with gay marriage issues as it's far from the only thing happening in the gay world. However, gay marriage is a hot news topic and this column will combine a bit of the latest gay marriage fervor and some history as well. Since March is Women's History Month, it seemed appropriate to introduce or reacquaint you with some gay women from history. With the city of San Francisco issuing marriage licenses in the wake of Massachusetts' state Supreme Court ruling, ordering the state to amend the constitution and followed by New Mexico taking a stand and issuing out same-sex marriage licenses, there's been few media reports free of the topic. It was a chance to speak to a couple who together have been fighting for the rights of gays and others whose freedom has been compromised due to circumstances beyond their control, for the last five decades. Del Martin, 83, and her partner of 51 years, Phyllis Lyon, 79 were the first two gay people granted a marriage license in San Francisco and the country. This was astonishing for gay people worldwide. The granting of marriage licenses in the first place is amazing and then to give the first one to a couple who have been together for over half a century, fighting for equality for gay right's was a consummate gesture to the community. Martin and Lyon have a long history of working in the gay right's movement starting in 1955 as founders of Daughters of Bilitis. A group devoted to lesbians meeting outside of the typical bar scene, documenting their history and working at promoting their civil rights. The pair also founded the Ladder, a national newsletter with Lyon using a pseudonym as editor for the first three issues before becoming brave enough to come out with her real name. In 1972 they wrote the landmark Lesbian/Woman and followed it in 1975 with Battered Wives. Today the two women have become known for their activism for the rights of the elderly, both were appointed as delegates to the White House Conference on Aging in 1995. They formed the Lyon-Martin Women's Health Services in San Francisco. Together they are still working on social justice issues for victims of domestic violence, the elderly and promoting Medicare issues. Their accomplishments are too numerous to mention here in this column, but for the gay community, together they have done more in the last 50 years than most of us could dream of doing in a lifetime. I got up the nerve to call Ms. Martin and Ms. Lyon for a short interview for this column. It's been a busy time for them since getting married. Although they are public figures, I didn't want to barge in upon their privacy, nor did I want to be one more reporter taking advantage of these two women at a time when most couples would want to have some personal time to reflect upon their marriage. They were gracious enough to submit to the interview, but asked if I could call them back the following week. Considering their situation, it's the least I could do. When I telephoned again and explained who I was, the two women spoke to me together and were very polite and easy to interview about this tumultuous time in the history of our country and offered some insight into what this has brought to their lives. Outlines: With all the publicity and obvious emotions running high in San Francisco, what is the atmosphere like there? Phyllis Lyon: Since we never had to stand in line, we know that there were huge lines over Valentine's Day weekend. We've heard this second-hand but everyone was really friendly and nice. In a rain shower, they shared blankets and food. Some of the city workers were getting food or bringing cookies and Cokes for the people in line. It's all been very accepted. I don't know why our Governor Schwarzenegger says there have been riots here. There were some Christian agitators trying to make citizens arrests, but the police stopped that and took them off. Our police [department] have a very strong internal gay and lesbian organization, so they are aware of the issues. OL: I'm sure you've read or heard President Bush's comments from yesterday about his push for congress to enact a change to our constitution with an amendment against gay marriage. Do you have any comments? PL: Yik! (with a laugh) You know, our Mayor Newsom thinks the President should come out here and talk to us and I thought, "S___!" His idiot concept of spending $1 million to create happy marriages. That's real useful! I don't think I could speak to him. Del would… Del Martin: I would speak to him. I would talk to him about his "No Child Left Behind" thing and how does he feel about gay and lesbian kids being bullied and intimidated in schools? What about domestic violence and women afraid to leave their husbands and stuck in those marriages that are hurtful and lethal? OL: Why do you think opponents of gay marriage feel they need to protect it with such a vengeance? PL: I don't think marriage is so sacred, but the right wing has discovered that they can make a lot of money by terrifying people about gays and lesbians. They send out mailings and make up stories and ask for money so they can fight gays and lesbians. People like Jerry Falwell, get money and gain control and speak out. That's what it's really about with Bush. DM: It gives them political clout. OL: What do you think of the terms 'activist judges' and 'activist courts?' PL: It's a relatively new term, isn't it? I imagine Carl Rove [long-time Bush political strategist] made that one up! It makes activism a dirty word. DM: I think it's because we're the ones filing the suits now and not them [gay marriage opponents.] In a turn away from the political, we took a moment to discuss the whirlwind they've gone through in the past few weeks. OL: Your marriage was quite public, how have you celebrated? DM: It was awesome! PL: She's talking about Sunday. There was a wedding reception. We didn't put it on ourselves, it was for all the couples. There were about 2000 people there, not really sure how many, but the Hyatt Regency ballroom could only hold 2000 at a time, so as people left, I think, others were let in. OL: So no honeymoon is planned, I hear? PL: No, no, we're not going to go on a honeymoon. We had a 50th anniversary last year and celebrated by seeing the documentary about our lives at the Castro Theater! These women are still leading a life of political activity. Both are aware of what's happening in their city and state as well as around the country and remain outspoken in their beliefs and commitment to social justice. When I thanked them for the interview, they told me to, "Keep fighting the fight." I assured them I would. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 6 Women’s Fashion What comes around goes around Iva Tchomakova Crestiad Reporter History and fashion go hand in hand, as fashion is an intricate part of history and serves as a direct reflection of the times, trials and tribulations of a generation. Similar to history, fashion tends to recycle itself, but each time with a variation slight enough to mirror the modern. Fashion has even been a catalyst of change, one that has marked both constraint and liberation. It is through fashion and clothing that we can create an image of the times we have lived in and can base the state of society just by observing a particular trend. In the late 19th century it was the norm for a lady to wear long dresses, which concealed a great deal of her body. This trend, which had long-standing roots, quickly evaporated in the roaring times of the early 20th century to reflect a society that was engaged in a free enterprise system and a growing industrial era. The fashion of the roaring twenties reflected new money and the desire to change the conventional standards. The clothing and demeanor of women most exquisitely reflected these changes, as clothing became shorter, tighter and exposed more of a woman's body than ever before. Fashion has also proven to quickly adapt itself to extreme and unpredictable conditions in society. Due to limitations imposed on the textile industry and the scarcity of fabrics during the first and second World Wars, skirts became shorter revealing more of the legs as jackets became tighter and more feminine. The forties and fifties marked the postWorld War II era as conservatism entered the domain influencing fashion and women yet again. The fashion of the sixties and seventies was a radical departure from the previous two decades which dictated higher moral standards. The sixties were a catalyst of this change, one that marked a revolution of sorts and showed that women demanded more of society. The moral conduct and norms previously set no longer suited the ever-changing woman. The wardrobe of the fashionably conscious American woman reflected this sexual revolution that would Cedar Crest through the years... emancipate women from certain responsibilities, and a mutiny that would advocate for more rights. As garments became looser and freer, some women choose to liberate themselves even further by setting their bras on fire. While in today's world a woman's refusal to adhere to the mainstream trends might not seem like a great ordeal, forty years ago it was nothing less than scandalous. The disco days of the 70's sought to push the boundaries even further, bringing in with them not only clothing trends, but an altogether different code of conduct that would push and test society to its limitations. Clubs like Studio 54 became icons of the era and dictated fashion etiquette. Drugs and large consumption of alcohol was nothing short of the ordinary. The "messy" 80's were nothing more than exuberant in themselves, reflecting a certain rebellion and creativity as the clothing was often torn and shredded. Such icons as Madonna once popularized the one-shoulder shirts, blond highlights and voluminous hair, trends that later in the 90's would look absurd. Reflecting on these trends it is safe to say that clothing which at one time looked outrageous and inappropriate has proven to become mundane and often passé, only to later re-emerge with an unsurpassed popularity. Currently we are experiencing a melee of comebacks. As the 80's are suddenly becoming more vivid amongst the clothing racks in stores, it is not unusual to see knee length skirts distinctive of the 50's or the peasant tops that signified the free 60's. For one reason or another it seems that currently our society is experiencing an overload of fashion, borrowing and rejuvenating styles that have long been shelved. As Valentino and Chanel are dusting off the vintage, movie stars and socialites are more than eager to purchase a little bit of history. Jennifer Lopez is a good example of bringing in the old with a touch of the present, by wearing an authentic Valentino gown, once made for first lady Jacqueline Kennedy Onasis. Left: mannequin in Alumnae Museum displays past fashion trend that also appears in the fashions of today. Below: Old dinks on display in the Alumnae Museum. Top: Class of 1979 officers. Above: Margaret Buchheit, Crestiad staff member. (1934) Left: Members of National Honorary Dramatic Fraternity. (1968) Front Page: Chimes club members. (1928) Photos by Jessica Brabant Photos from archived editions of Espejo. www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 7 LIFESTYLES Not just for the Irish Iva Tchomakova Crestiad Reporter Even though St. Patrick’s Day originated in Ireland, its deep seeded traditions and festivities make this holiday one of America’s brightest. The holiday has long standing roots dating back from 1737, when Irishmen paraded the streets of Boston. By 1766 New York was celebrating its first official parade with the organizational efforts of the 69th Regiment of the Irish army, brought overseas in aiding the American forces. Since then, the annual St. Patrick’s Day parade in New York has established itself as one of the most exciting and visited attractions in the city. Kicking off at noon on 5th avenue and 44th street, the parade extends all the way up to 86th street as Irish societies and clans march to the beats of Irish music. It is not uncommon to see Irish from Ireland come abroad to witness the fanfare and bold festivities that occur in the city. The holiday originated in Ireland and was named after its patron saint. Saint Patrick is best known for driving the snakes out of Ireland, but in reality it was his stamina to spread Christianity to the Irish that gave rise to his popularity. Born pagan and in Wales, Maewyn was kidnapped by Irish raiders who brought him back to Ireland. It was during this time that he accepted the Christian name Patrick and made it his life’s work to spread the Christian word. Out of the many myths that have been written about him one is true: his popularization of the shamrock. It is said that he used the shamrock to explain the unification of the holy trinity. St. Patrick died on March 17, 461 A.D., the date we now celebrate as the official holiday. This is a holiday that is also well known for being the “people’s” holiday; all are welcome to partake in the festivities regardless of race, creed, or nationality. So this St. Patty’s Day wear lots of green, go to one of the many parades, and have yourself a very happy green day! National Sportsmanship Day Jennifer Woytach Assistant Editor A Wee Little Bit Irish Boy Drawing by Shannon Casey Last month was for the birds Mary Jo Moninghoff Crestiad Reporter February was National Wild Bird Feeding Month, the seventh observance since the event was established by the National Bird-Feeding Society. The reason, of course, is that February is one of the most difficult times in much of the U.S. and Canada for birds to survive in the wild. In January 1994, Illinois 10th District Congressman John Porter read a resolution in the Congressional Record making February National Bird Feeding Month. There is a lot we need to consider about this issue. A typical backyard bird doesn’t weigh as much as two nickels. They spend most of their waking hours searching for food - without the help of “hands” and “fingers”. They may consume 20% of their body weight overnight just keeping warm enough to survive. Like the mailman, they’re outside in sleet, snow, wind and cold . The National Bird Feeding Society recommends: *Keep feeders full, so the birds have a dependable supply of food during cold weather . *Keep feeders free of snow and ice. *Offer suet, which is pure fat, a great source of energy for those backyard birds whose summer diet was mostly insects, like wood- peckers, as well as chickadees and nuthatches. *Stamp down the snow underneath the feeders to help the ground feeding birds, such as juncos, cardinals, blue jays and doves. *People shouldn’t be discouraged if they put up a new feeder and the birds don’t flock to it immediately. Because birds find food by sight, it can take a while for them to locate a fresh source. Try putting a piece of aluminum foil on the ground near the feeder, where sunlight can be reflected and catch their eye. *Providing wild birds with food, water and shelter supplements their natural diet and helps them survive. A Wisconsin study showed that chickadees with access to feeders made it through a severe winter better than those without. *There are benefits for adults as well. Watching wild birds serves to relieve stress and can start the day on a positive note. Bringing birds into the backyard, particularly during gloomy northern winters, adds a welcome flash of color, dash of motion and splash of sound. *Wild bird feeding is the principal connection many people have with wildlife, considering the continued trend toward moving into urban areas. So remember these tips when it’s cold and windy, and you happen to see a bird outside your window. Athlete of the week Please join us in congratulating this week’s Cedar Crest Athlete of the Week. Don’t forget to visit the Athlete of the Week display outside the Fitness Center! The Athlete of the Week for February 16th through the 22nd is once again: Ashley Broski! Ashley is a freshman basketball player from Woodville, OH, who last week averaged 18.8 points, 6.0 rebounds, 1.3 assists and 1 steal per game, including a 28-point game against Neumann. For the week she received an Honorable Mention in the voting for Pennsylvania Athletic Conference Player of The Week, an honor she has received several times this season. She has also been the Cedar Crest Athlete of the week several times. Nice job, Ash! Please take a minute to congratulate Ashley on her outstanding achievement! The fourteenth annual National Sportsmanship Day will take place on Tuesday, March 2, 2004. Kelly McCloskey, Director of Athletics and lacrosse coach at Cedar Crest College, says she “absolutely” agrees with the objective of National Sportsmanship Day (NSD) “to promote students’ appreciation of the critical role of ethics, honesty, peaceful conflict resolution and fair play in athletics and society through education and sport.” She also said that everyone at Cedar Crest has high qualities of sportsmanship. “Every now and then someone acts in a negative way, but the Athletic Department tries to take every situation and make it a learning experience.” National Sportsmanship Day was founded under the watchful eye of Dan Doyle, the Institute for International Sport’s Executive Director, in 1991. “Mr. Doyle had seen the rise of poor sportsmanship in all sports, and decided that he wanted to start an initiative that at least addressed this problem. In 1991, it was done on a smaller scale but still enjoyed tremendous success and positive press. It has grown every year since,” says Brett Zalaski, Director of NSD. Zalaski has seen sportsmanship on all levels. He played baseball, basketball, and football at Simsbury (CT) High School and baseball at Hamilton College. “In high school and college sports I’ve seen the best and worst that sportsmanship has to offer. I’ve seen everything from fights on athletic fields, to having a losing player come into our locker room to congratulate us on our victory. There is not only too much unsportsmanlike conduct in today’s games, but there is too much gamesmanship going on as well, each team looking for any advantage on the court. The game has become less and less about playing hard and fair by the rules, and more and more seeking any advantage to victory.” Zalaski worked with Dan Doyle at basketball camps and after graduation from Hamilton, Doyle asked Zalaski to work with NSD. “In college, I was the baseball representative to the Student-Athlete Advisory Committee, as well as the Sportsmanship Chair and the school’s New England Small College Athletic Conference’s SAAC representative,” Zalaski noted. Cedar Crest College has eight NCAA Division III sports and is a member of the Pennsylvania Athletic Conference (PAC). Cedar Crest College also has a SAAC and Laura Scioli, a junior Communications and Management major, is president. Scioli says that both SAAC athletes and non-SAAC athletes help out with activities on campus. “We try to be at every home sports game to sponsor giveaways and halftime activities. Just recently, we had a big part in spirit day and the subsequent activities held at the last home basketball game,” she noted. “Word of mouth is the most powerful motivational tool when it comes to our club’s activities.” When asked her opinion of sportsmanship, Scioli noted that “Sportsmanship is definitely applicable to more areas than sports. Theatre, business, and everyday interaction with humans requires some level of sportsmanship. Tension is everywhere and so is competition, but that’s just human nature. We have to acknowledge that this competition exists, and from there we can control it and act accordingly. The important thing to remember is that whether this competition exists in theatre or sports, try to ‘leave it off the field’ as much as possible.” Scioli also feels that the Cedar Crest community is represented well. “Cedar Crest undoubtedly displays some of the best sportsmanship I, personally, have seen in the conference. Even our fans are cordial, where as at other schools some fans yell obscene comments to the players. Ask almost any other Cedar Crest athlete, and I’m pretty sure they would agree with that,” Scioli said. McCloskey also believes in sportsmanship and its application to other activities. “Sportsmanship is absolutely something that has to be brought up consistently.” McCloskey is the mother of two children, including a four and a half year old who plays soccer. “Four-year-olds have a lot of learning [to do]. Young people need to be involved with teams. They don’t have to be athletic. They can do thing like chorus and theater to work with people.” McCloskey is planning on using the information about NSD in the future to make all of the athletes, including incoming firstyear students, aware of the importance of sportsmanship. “Sportsmanship is something a student-athlete will take with them when they leave. It’s a benefit of being part of a team.” Zalaski noted of his own personal experiences, “The best I can say is that, as an athlete, the moments of good sportsmanship have always stood out more then the bad. I can vividly recall seeing an opponent’s hand helping me up much more then I can recall a person jawing at me as I brought the ball up the court.” For more information regarding NSD, visit the website at http://www.internationalsport.com/nsd. The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 8 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad LIFESTYLES Oberkotter Center for Health and Wellness Construction will soon begin on the new Oberkotter Center for Health and Wellness building. It will be located in front of and will be connected to the Dorothy Rider Pool Science Center. The addition will be about 10,000 square feet, and will house 2 new labs, a new multimedia classroom similar to Miller 33, faculty offices, restrooms, and a student lounge. Also, as part of the construction plan for this new site, the old basketball/tennis courts in front of Lees Hall will be replaced with grass. The planting in front of Lees Hall will replace the grass that is being lost to the new building. This will provide a nicer setting for picnics and other events as well. Preliminary architectural sketches of the Oberkotter Center are now being displayed in the Pool Science Lobby. The construction is expected to be completed by November 1 at the latest, but if the weather cooperates, it will be done sooner. The construction “mess” will be contained as best as possible, and hope that you will remember that a temporary inconvenience (related to the construction) will result in a permanent improvement. If you have any questions, please contact Elaine Deutsch at [email protected]. Speciality foods recipes March 2nd was National Banana Cream Pie Day. Try making your own Banana Cream Pie. Ingredients: 1 baked deep dish pie shell 2 or 3 bananas 2 c. milk 2 pkgs. instant vanilla pudding 1 carton (16 oz.) sour cream Instructions: Line bottom of baked pie shell with sliced bananas. Beat milk, instant pudding and sour cream together until thick. Pour over bananas. Refrigerate and top with whipped topping. March 4th is National Poundcake Day. Try making your own Poundcake. Ingredients: 2 sticks Land o Lakes butter 1/2 c. Crisco shortening 2 1/2 tsp. vanilla 3 c. sugar 6 eggs 1 c. milk 3 c. red band flour 1/2 tsp. salt 1/2 tsp. baking powder Instructions: Get milk, butter, eggs, Crisco to room temperature. Grease and flour angel food pan. Set oven to 275 to 300 degrees and put rack second from bottom. Cream: butter, Crisco, vanilla together. Add in sugar mix. Add eggs one at a time. Mixing. Add milk, mix, mix, mix. Sift (in separate bowl), twice: flour, salt and baking powder. Mix into batter, pour into pan, cook 1 hour and 35 minutes. Glaze if desired. Proposed architectural plan for the Oberkotter Center for Health and Wellness. Courtesy of Elaine Deutsch. March 6th is National Chocolate Cheesecake Day. Try making your own Chocolate Cheesecake. Ingredients: Graham Cracker Crust: 1 2/3 c. crushed graham crackers 1/4 c. sugar 1/4 c. + 2 tbsp. butter, melted Cheesecake: 1 (12 oz.) pkg. semi sweet chocolate morsels 4 (8 oz.) pkgs. cream cheese, softened 2 c. sugar 1 tbsp. cocoa 1 (16 oz.) sour cream 4 eggs 2 tsp. vanilla Instructions: CRUST: Combine all ingredients mixing well. Press graham cracker crust mixture on bottom and 1/2” up the sides of a 10” spring form pan. FILLING: Melt chocolate morsels in double boiler or microwave. Beat cream cheese at high speed with electric mixer until light and fluffy. Gradually add sugar, mixing well. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition. Stir in melted chocolate, cocoa and vanilla, beat until blended. Stir in sour cream blending well. Pour into pan. Bake at 300 degrees for 1 hour and 40 minutes. Center may be soft, but will firm when chilled. Let cool to room temperature. Chill at least 8 hours. The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 9 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad LIFESTYLES The perfect fit(nesswear): part II Katie Fehlinger Crestiad Reporter I need new sneakers. The same loyal pair of Nike crosstrainers has seen me through two years of weight training, vigorous cardiovascular activity, (and even the occasional college course; anyone who knows me is well aware that I love to wear my high heels, yes, even to class). My heart is set on a pair of the new Nike Shox, gray and pink. I loved the look of these sneakers when I first saw the ad in Self magazine, but I knew I had to have them when the ad told me these sneakers would be my “partner in crime.” Any shoe with responsive cushioning technology has to be a girl’s best friend! (Especially if that girl wears 3 ½ inch heels on a daily basis the way I do!) But I digress. The first part of this feature on fitness wear focused on the trends and practicalities of workout clothing. In this segment, we’ll discuss finding and fitting yourself with the right sneaker specific to your brand of activity. No matter what you may have been told, a pair of quality sneakers will actually make a difference, and depending on your activity, different shoes will work better than others. According to Cherise Dyal, M.D., an orthopedic surgeon in Wayne, New Jersey, “If you do a sport three times a week or more, you need a shoe specific to that sport.” Say you run about three times a week and go to aerobics three times a week. You need sport-specific shoes for both. But what if you’re a dabbler who likes variety – a little walking here, a little cycling there? Dyal says that a good crosstrainer will suffice. So, since different athletic shoes are designed to accommodate different movements and intensities, let’s take a look at a few of the most common. Running: The high-impact, forward motion of running means that runners’ sneaks need extra shock absorption in the point of greatest impact, the heel. (Hello, Nike Shox!) Walking: This activity requires a rolling, heel-to-toe, low-impact forward motion, which means that your sneakers should be slightly cushioned in the heel and the ball of the foot; they should also be somewhat rigid. Tennis: This game requires lots of side-to-side lunging, which means players will do best in shoes that are built for lateral movements and are flexible in the ball of the foot. Basketball: If shooting hoops is your game, choose b-ball shoes with stiff soles for stability. If you’re prone to ankle sprains, choose high-tops to protect your joints. (However, it’s your call whether you’ll sacrifice injury prevention in the name of fashion.) Aerobics: Lightweight sneakers are the best choice to prevent fatigue from all that kicking. Opt for shoes specific to aerobic Amanda Swartz exercising in the gym. Photo by Jessica Brabant training, which are made to be light but are cushioned enough for shock absorption. You could also go with cross-trainers that will support your ankles when you’re doing lateral movement and moving backward and forward. My decision to get new sneaks is not just because I’m in love with Nike Shox. The soles of my shoes are starting to wear, mostly on the outer sole. A worn outer sole means that you push off the outside edge of your forefoot, or underpronate, which can increase your chances of ankle sprains and stress fractures. If you’re an underpronator, like me, you need a shoe that has good shock absorption and cushioning. On the other hand, if your inner sole is worn, that means you overpronate, which can put you at risk of knee and/or arch pain. For protection, look for a shoe with extra stability and motion control. Orthotics inserts that fit into shoes and correct imbalances - can help even out your stride. “Inserts, though, won’t help you if the design of a shoe is poor or it just doesn’t fit right,” says Dr. Dyal. Flatfeet are also associated with overpronation, so arch supports can also help you find the perfect fit. On the contrary, high arches are associated with underpronation. If you fall somewhere in the middle, look for shoes that emphasize stability. Bad shoes don’t necessarily cause injury, but the right shoes will definitely help head off any preventable stays on the sidelines. If you’re prone to pain down the front of your leg (shin splints), look for a shoe with extra cushioning. You can lower your risk of ankle twists by wearing hightop sneaks (again with the question of fashion sacrifice!), and if heel pain is your problem, look for shoes that have heel shock absorption. Adding a heel insert may also help. Most importantly, know when it’s time to toss that old pair. Running and walking shoes have a lifetime of 300 to 500 miles; other types of footwear should be replaced after about 300 hours of activity. When you do venture out to Foot Locker for that new pair, remember to bring your socks with you. Try to shop at the end of the day (when feet are largest) and look for shoes that are wide enough for toe wiggling. These tips will ensure that you walk away with the right pair. Mmm... good Irish recipes Aggie's Irish Soda Bread Recipe Ingredients: 3 cups Unbleached white flour 2 teaspoons Baking powder 2 cups Raisins 1 teaspoon Baking soda 1 Egg 1/2 teaspoon Salt 1/2 cup Honey 12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) cold -- sweet 1 cup Buttermilk Instructions: Preheat oven to 350F. Sift the flour, baking powder, soda and salt into a large mixing bowl. Cut the butter into small pieces and add. Cut it into the flour with a pastry blender until the mixture is the size of peas. Add the raisins and toss to distribute evenly, using two forks. Beat the egg in another bowl until very frothy. Beat in the honey. When it is well blended, beat in the buttermilk. Gradually pour the liquids into the flour, tossing all the while with a fork so the mixture gets evenly moistened. Continue tossing lightly with two forks until the batter comes together; it should be very rough and lumpy. Butter a heavy skillet or casserole, 10 to 11 inches in diameter and 2 to 3 inches deep. Round is the traditional shape. Spoon batter out into the pan and push it gently to fill the pan. It can mound up somewhat in the middle. Bake at 350 F about an hour or until the middle is set. Cut out a piece to test if necessary. Cut into wedges and serve warm from the pan. Courtesy of The Garden Way Bread Book From the collection of Jim Vorheis Exported from MasterCook Mac Corned Beef and Cabbage with Horseradish Sauce Ingredients: 1 Onion 4 Cloves whole 4 lb Corned beef 2 Parsley sprigs 8 Peppercorns, whole 2 lb Cabbage 1 cup Sour cream 1 tablespoon Prepared horseradish Instructions: Peel onion and stick with cloves. Put corned beef, onion parsley and peppercorns in a large pot and cover with water. Cover, bring to a simmer and cook gently until tender, 21/2 to 3 hours. Cut cabbage into wedges and core. Add to the pot, cover and simmer until tender, about 30 minutes. Combine sour cream with horseradish. Serve the meat and cabbage with some of the broth ladled over all and the horseradish on the side. Courtesy of For Women First magazine, 3/18/91. Sponsored by Are you looking for a great way to increase your income and be your own boss? If so, here’s something to get excited about… For information, call Michelle at 610-395-6077 Rachel Lightfoot cycling in the gym Photo by Jessica Brabant www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 10 FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Bet You Didn’ t Know... M e e t Ji l l O d e ga a r d , As s i s ta n t P r o f e s s o r o f A r t ! Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter The Crestiad: When did you become interested in art? Jill Odegaard: I've always had an interest since I was a little one. I used to watch my dad build things. I don't come from an art background, but went to Moorehead State University and declared my major from the start. I took everything from sculpture through ceramics. TC: Where did you work after college? JO: I was in an office for a while and lost touch with art. I then got involved in the Handweavers Guild of America and that opened up a whole other world for me. I went back to school for my masters at Minnesota College of Art and Design. TC: When did you come to Cedar Crest? JO: In 2000. TC: What class do you like to teach best and why? JO: Well, they all have their own thing. I really enjoy Principles of Visual Organization because its basic and gives me a chance to revisit the foundations [of art] and it gives me a new focus on my own art. Sculpture is the chance to discover new things with students, physically engage in a piece of art. TC: Since this will be published in March for Women's History Month, who is your favorite woman artist? JO: I really like Eva Hesse. TC: What is your favorite piece of clothing? JO: Hmmm…I guess you could say it's my fleece vest. I wear it all the time. TC: What direction do you see the art department moving toward in the future? JO: Visually we are getting more exposure. I think we're going to have to explore a digital format by bridging art and communication, but not lose sight of the traditional arts. TC: Do you have a studio and are you working on any shows right now? JO: Yes, I live parttime in Allentown and have a studio in Brooklyn, NY. I have a show coming up in May at the Urban Institute of Contemporary Art in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It's an installation and a one-person show. TC: Are you married or partnered? JO: I'm getting married over spring break! We are going to honeymoon in the Ozarks in Arkansas in Devil's Den State Park. TC:What is your favorite museum and why? JO: I'd have to say the Metropolitan Museum of Art for the breadth of experience and the amount of work they have. Also, a small museum in my hometown, the Plains Art Museum in Fargo, North Dakota. Rhythmic Divas Jessica Brabant Photo Editor The Rhythmic Divas, the new step team at Cedar Crest, held a Pajama Party in the TCC Friday. The party featured hip-hop music and dancing until 2 am. "They posted flyers in Kutztown, Reading…everywhere," said attendee Mariya Mikheyeva. "We are going to a competition in Rhode Island,” said team captain Amanda Kelley. “That's what this fundraiser is for.” The team hopes to earn $450 for their competition in Rhode Island. "We're planning on having our first show here at Cedar Crest May 1," said co-captain Erica Lance. The Rhythmic Divas, Erica Lance, Amanda Kelley, Jen Ruiz, Caroline Rodriguez, Amanda Richardson, Chiabogu Areh, Amaku Ukpong, Lisa Stuawt, Nadage Andrea and Nichole McCollun, have been a group since the beginning of last semester. "In the beginning there was a little bit of tension between the Divas and the Earthquakes because we had different ways of doing things, said Kelley. “But I don't feel that there is tension anymore. A lot of us were at midnight breakfast and watched them (the Earthquakes) perform and they did a great job." Look for a profile of the Earthquakes in the next edition of The Crestiad. Chitter Chat Jill dishes the latest gossip on your fave celebs! Jillian Dawson While in Thailand filming his latest film, Alexander the Great, Colin Farrell fell down a flight of stairs at his hotel, landing him in the hospital. But don't worry ladies, he's still in one piece. Longtime announcer of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Edd Hall, is leaving to pursue an acting career. To fill in his shoes will be John Melendez (Stuttering John) from Howard Stern On-Air. Melendez will begin March 29. Just when you thought Sex and the City was over, think again. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon, and Kristin Davis have been in the works to appear together on the silver screen possibly in 2005. There is still no word on the storyline. Guess which celebs have been secretly dating for the past four months! Word is that things are heating up between Ashanti and Nelly. The super couple has been spotted frequently staying at the Beverly Hills Hotel. part in the movie, Edison, which co-stars LL Cool J, Kevin Spacey, and Morgan Freeman. He started shooting March 1st. Matt LeBlanc, one of our favorite Friends, is now a father! The first-time dad and his wife, Melissa McKnight, are the new proud parents of a baby girl, Marina LeBlanc. Just when they thought diaper duty was over, Natalie Maines, of The Dixie Chicks and husband Adriad Pasdar have announced they are expecting their second baby. The WB's Charmed star, Holly Marie Combs, revealed on The Sharon Osbourne Show that she and crew member boyfriend, David Donoho, had tied the knot on Valentine's Day. The newlyweds are expecting their first baby in April. Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski played by Bruce Willis in The Whole Nine Yards will be coming back to the big screen. Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet, and Natasha Henstridge will get back in character for their much-anticipated sequel, The Whole Ten Yards, opening April 9th. Guess who is creating her very own line of lingerie and jewelry? Who better than Janet Jackson. The singer has yet to come What can't Justin Timberlake ZACHochCrestiad 3/2/04 4:26do? PMThePageup1with a name for the line. Grammy winner has signed on for a small hip-hop theater: an evening with danny hoch The renowned playwright and actor presents characters from his urban monologues that celebrate the world’s most dominant youth culture. Sat., Mar. 20, 8 pm; students $5 EdgeEvents Funding: The Rider-Pool Foundation Media sponsor: Target Select Cable Advertising, Inc. Call Ticket Services 610-758-2787 (7LU-ARTS) The Rhythmic Divas step team. Photo by Jessica Brabant O r de r online : z tix .le hig h.e du Free parking conveniently attached to the center The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 11 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad FLIBBERTIGGIBETY “And no w l ad ies and gentl emen, our featu re presentati on...” Girl with a Pearl Earring: A Vermeer painting in motion Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter The movie Girl with a Pearl Earring, inspired by Johannes Vermeer's painting of the same name, was originally a work of fiction written by Tracy Chevalier as a speculation on this wide-eyed girl in Vermeer's life. No one can historically prove who the Girl was to Vermeer, as not much has been gleaned about Vermeer himself other than some legal documents that have surfaced in the past century. Theory has it that the girl in the painting was a peasant and could in no way be the owner of the pearl earring she wears in the famous painting. Where the earring came from, who the girl was, and why Vermeer painted her are all woven together in this film using the artistic freedom that comes with being a writer and filmmaker. The film, typically being shown in small art house cinemas, is a Vermeer painting in motion. The photography is exquisite and provides exact replica's of the artists' studio in both the lighting and objects that are seen in his paintings. This in and of itself gives the viewer a sense of realism and can easily transform fiction into reality. Griet (Scarlett Johanson) originally castoff from her own family in her late-teens, as they cannot afford to keep her, must work as a live-in servant. Griet finds herself working for the Vermeer family that grows continually as Vermeer's wife, Catharina, played remarkably by Essie Davis, has child after child making the house work more intense and exhausting. This expanding fatherhood puts more and more pressure on Vermeer to produce paintings for his rich patron, Van Ruijven, played by Tom Wilkinson. Vermeer's family is run by the iron hand of his mother-in-law, Maria Thins, played excellently by Judy Parfitt. She keeps the money and gives the orders. It is she who pushes Vermeer to paint as Thins is smoothly working as his agent and selling his works to Van Ruijven, the rich patron of Vermeer's artistic skills. Colin Firth stars as Johannes Vermeer, a brooding, intense, perfectionist who is emotionally detached from his family. The artist is played by Firth with an underlying sense of dark sexuality that comes across the screen as very appealing and quite magnetic for Griet. Neither Griet nor Vermeer pushes for a sexual relationship, but the tensions run high Starring: Scarlett Johansson, Colin Firth, Cillian Murphy, Essie Davis, Alakina Mann Rating: PG-13 Duration: 95 minutes every time they are together. Van Ruijven meets Griet and falls for her innocence and beauty. He demands Vermeer to paint a portrait of her for his own personal collection. A nasty character overwhelmed by his attraction to Griet, Van Ruijven becomes brutal with her at one point trying to get more from her than she's willing to give by attacking her in the courtyard. She gets away and he gets angry. A force to be reckoned with, Van Ruijven wants his painting and wants it immediately. Painting Griet's portrait is a painful struggle. Intensified by the fact that Griet didn't have pierced ears, she agrees to have her earlobe punctured but makes Vermeer do the task. The scene is one of utter agony and release. Even if you're not acquainted with Vermeer or 15th century art, this is a wonderful piece of cinematography. If you are familiar with Vermeer, it's an interesting idea about one of his most mysterious subjects come to life, even in the form of speculation it's a captivating film worthy of attention. A-. T he Pa s s io n of t h e C h ris t : Hollywood or Histor y? Dr. Allen Richardson Crestiad Special Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ is a good example of a Hollywood epic. But it is a bad example of real history. Gibson's treatment of the last 12 days of Jesus has a lot in common with other film epics that treat religious subjects with little concern for accuracy. As instruments of Hollywood directors who seek enthusiastic responses from large audiences, epics give us what we expect. They transform the mundane into drama; they freely bend history to suit their needs. The most glaring example of this in religious drama was Cecil B. DeMille's "Moses" (1956), which depicted the Egyptians as slave masters. Egyptologists universally agree that Egypt was not a slave state and that the depiction of slaves building the great pyramids is flawed. The Passion of the Christ is equally flawed in its use of Aramaic and Latin as the lingua franca of the period instead of Aramaic and Greek. But the film's most serious error is its total reliance on the gospel accounts for its history. Never intended to be read as the type of scientific history that we now demand, the gospels are theological treatises written by persons who were not eyewitnesses to the events that they described. The Passion suffers from this dilemma but magnifies it with two additional problems. In presenting the last 12 days of Jesus, Gibson has drawn on the anti-Semitism of the early church that blamed Jews for the death of Jesus. The audience is presented with a humane portrait of Pilate, the ruthless Roman governor of Judea. Pilate is depicted as torn by his conscience and nurtured by his compassionate wife Claudia, as he repeatedly tries to prevent the crucifixion of Jesus. The high priest, Caiaphas, on the other hand, is stereotyped as the most blood thirsty of all. However, it is not only Gibson's portrayal of the high priest that is the problem. Instead, the consistent image of a monolithic Judaism supported by like-minded crowds of priests and laity who demand nothing less than human sacrifice, creates a flat, stereotypical image of a dynamic culture. Any nuance of the pluralistic first century Jewish tradition that historians confirm was the milieu in which Jesus lived is entirely absent. Gibson attempts to temper this image through the depiction of a sympathetic Jew who carries Jesus' cross and a woman who offers him drink. Yet, these attempts do not soften the harsh, cinematic image. The viewer cannot Starring: James Caviezel, Monica Bellucci, Rosalinda Celentano, Sergio Rubini, Mattia Sbragia Rating: R Duration: 126 minutes escape the cries of the masses that seek Jesus' blood nor the filmmaker's clear argument that Jews killed Jesus. While the Passion is an epic, it uses brutality and violence to achieve its ends, never softening the stark, relentless drumbeat of blood and gore. While many will undoubtedly argue that this was also characteristic of the historical crucifixion, Gibson has failed to balance this intense, visceral depiction of inhumanity. Instead, he brutalizes his audience. While the film concludes with a brief, poorly depicted suggestion of the resurrection, it is inadequate, hardly offsetting the effect of the two hours of savagery that preceded it. If this is the only way that film can recreate human experience it falls far short of the potential of the medium. The search for the historical Jesus is a dynamic, developing part of biblical scholarship. Not only is it entirely absent from this film but also it has been replaced by a twenty first century cult of violence that leaves the reader grasping for meaning. Instead, "The Passion" relies on stereotypes, and the use of images filled with centuries of prejudice to achieve its box office success. F Melissa’s Feeling Lucky Rose Strong Crestiad Reporter For those of you who are fans of Melissa Etheridge, you should be excited with this release of new songs. Etheridge is back. She's happy, she's rockin', and the music is flowing. It shows her state of mind as changes occur in her life. The last time Etheridge rocked like this was on Your Little Secret in 1995. Lucky is evidence that her relationship with actress Tammy Lynn Michaels hit an all-time high when they married in September. The music shows the artist dealing with the act of recovering from the deep well of loss and frustration after her 12-year relationship to Julie Cypher failed. This CD is giving the listener a glimpse of Etheridge pulling herself up with the help of a new love, and making some good music reminiscent of her early CD's. Kiss Me is a fine example of Etheridge's ability to rock using all the tools she has available. A bit sugary at first with a rap style rhyme to start out with, Kiss Me is as far from rap as you can get once Etheridge starts the second verse. This is a song full of sex and the sweetness of lust and packs a punch suggestive of Meet Me in the Back from her 1992 self-titled CD. The song When You Find the One is clear in it's personal take on her current life with her new partner. She sings,"I had to open up a lot of oysters,/Before I found myself a pearl,/I had to kiss a lot of frogs,/To find my grass was green enough,/Had to be face down in the gutter,/To see what is and isn't love,/Then I woke up from all the dreaming,/To your taste and to your laughter,/I cried till I was dry,/And now I live my ever after,/I believe I always knew." The sound has a similarity to her early disks and show that with age, two kids, and marriage she really hasn't mellowed out and lost her edge, but has let down the guard and let us in even further to her center. Etheridge has a strong voice and worked with a strong band on Lucky. Some musicians are from her touring band from the Yes I Am CD from 1993, who demonstrate they know how to blend their instrumentation's with Etheridge's' strong, throaty vocals. Together with producer Ross Hogarth, they have given Etheridge that raw, hard-rocking sound back on this release that wasn't present in her last two CD's, Breakdown and Skin. The first single of the CD is Breathe and curiously wasn't written by Etheridge, but by a group of Island Record folks. This track explores her life on the road, away from home and that she's really OK despite that it only hurts when she breathes. This is the first time Etheridge has written so many happy songs and although much of the great art and writing we are exposed to come from pain, this is a nice change to hear Etheridge actually joyful about her life. Don't misunderstand, Etheridge has a few ballads on this CD that bring out a sense of loss to the community such as Tuesday Morning. A tribute to Mark Bingham, a gay man from San Francisco who helped avert flight 93 from hitting a Washington, DC target on September 11, 2001. "10:03 on a Tuesday morning/In the fall of an American dream/A man is doing what he knows is right/On flight 93/He loved his mom and he loved his dad/He loved his home and he loved his man/But on that bloody Tuesday morning/He died an American." Overall, this is a great CD and worth a listen. This would be great for a long drive home during spring break, a jog around campus or speeding with traffic along route 78, listening and singing along at the top of your lungs with Melissa along the open road. A The Crestiad - Mar. 4, 2004 - Page 12 www2.cedarcrest.edu/crestiad FLIBBERTIGGIBETY Here’s what’s happening on campus: MARCH IS WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH BUTZ PRIZE FOR OUTSTANDING SENIOR 4 4:00-5:30pm Connecting with Success 1867 Room All enrolled Cedar Crest College students, faculty and staff members may vote for a senior who is graduating this May to receive the Butz Prize. 7:00pm Susan Hunt Women in Business Award Winner and Speaker T h e B u tz P r i z e i s a w a r d e d to t h e s e n i o r w h o “ h a s d o n e th e m o s t f o r t h e C o l l e g e i n d e m e a n o r a n d a t t i tu d e , i n a p p l i c a t i o n to a c a d e m i c w o r k a n d i n i n f l u e n c e a m o n g h e r f e l l o w s tu d e n t s . ” 8-14 SPRING BREAK T h e P r i ze i s d e s c r i b e d i n t h e C o m m e n c e m e n t P r o g r a m a s t h e a w a r d g i v e n t o t h e s e n i o r “ w h o h a s e x e r t e d th e b e s t i n f l u e n c e i n h e r c o l l e g e l i f e a n d a s s o c i a t i o n ” . Vote for a graduating senior in Tompkins College Center as follows: Staff, Commuters and Lifelong Learning students, and/or any resident student who cannot attend the housing lottery sessions on April 5, 6 and 7, can vote during student elections on March 17 and 24 outside the Cafe during the lunch and dinner hours. Resident students can vote during the student elections on March 17 and 24 or during Housing Lottery sessions on April 5, 6 and 7. Anyone unable to vote at these times may cast a ballot in the Student Affairs Office in the Allen House on any day from March 25 through April 9 between 8:30am and 4:30pm. A list of all May graduates is available for review at the ballot table and in Allen House Please note: You may vote only once – the Honor Code applies. 9 7:00pm Charles and Connie Noonan Winner of Associates Award 16 11:00am-1:00pm Career Planning Etiquette luncheon Harmon Hall of Peace 17 9:45pm SAB St. Patrick’s Day Bingo TCC Cafe 3:00pm Joan Arbeiter Gallery Exhibit TCC 19, 20 8:00pm Student Dance Concert Samuels Theatre Answers to last edition’s puzzle 20 8:00pm Student Activities Outcast Game Show Alumnae Hall Auditorium 21 3:00pm Chamber Music Concert Alumnae Hall Auditorium Across 1 5 9 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 22 24 25 27 31 32 34 Mother U.S. Air Force Atlantic, for example Actor Alda Only Short plant Fellow Famous cookies Feudal superior What is on a CD Wave Snacked Tail Island Island Self-esteem Volume (abbr.) 35 38 40 42 44 46 47 48 50 51 52 55 57 59 61 64 66 68 71 Eagerness Last day of the wk. Skillful Mediterranean island Fall mo. 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