Feb 27 - Mar 5 - Cascadia Weekly
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Feb 27 - Mar 5 - Cascadia Weekly
c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA * * * SKAGIT WHATCOM ISLAND LOWER B.C. 2/27/08 :: FREE H O U S E R U L E S , P. 6 F U Z Z B U Z Z , P. 1 0 :: 09.03 A D V I C E G O D D E S S , P. 2 8 FOCUS ON PHOTOGRAPHERS BIENNIALBASH P.16 URBAN VILLAGE: NEW PLANS FOR OLD TOWN, P.8 NAKED TRUTH: STEREOTYPES STRIPPED BARE, P.15 THE ROOTS: HIP-HOP YOU DON’T STOP, P.18 Celeb rate Countr y a t Garden · Bakery · Cafe FOOD 30 Gift & Wine Shop CLASSIFIEDS 25 Fabulous Lunches & Pastries 5-lb Apple Pie Apple Cider Donuts Hard Cider FILM 22 Enter our March 19th Live Slot Tournament. Details online or at the casino. Sign up in person at the Cash Cage. Win your share of $1000 in prize money. $30 entry fee serves as your tournament slot play, plus Open Mon. – Sat. [email protected] 360.766.6360 3 miles south of Edison 8933 Farm to Market Rd. s Bow, WA YOU KEEP ALL YOUR WINNINGS! Good for your world. GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 8–6 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 Friday, Feb. 29 7:30 pm PAC Concert Hall MAIL 4 Orion Weiss DO IT 3 Proudly presented by the Sanford Piano Series CASCADIA WEEKLY #9.03 2.27.08 $9/$13/$16 For tickets and disability accommodations contact the WWU Box Office at 2 (360) 650-6146 Discover the DEWEY Difference! TOLL FREE 1-800-846-1549 (360) 734-8700 1800 Iowa St., Bellingham www.deweygriffin.com tty (800) 883-6388 www.pacseries.wwu.edu Join Orion Weiss for a free M aster Class on Saturday, March 1 from Noon to 2 p.m. in the PAC , Room 16 Sibyl Sanford Whatcom Community Foundation’s Spirit Fund FOOD 30 March 2 at the Whatcom Museum IS THAT A STORM YOU HEAR? Nope, it’s 02.27.08 JIGU! THUNDER Drums of China—a WEDNESDAY 28-piece ensemble chock full of drummers, percussionists and musicians embodying the fortitude and character of the Chinese people. See them March 2 at the Mount Baker Theatre ON STAGE The Naked Truth on Stereotypes: 7pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild 03.02.08 SUNDAY ON STAGE Barrage: 7pm, Ferndale High School Bob Nelson: 7:30pm, Roeder Home Les Misérables: 2pm, Bellingham High School Oregon Shadow Theatre: 2pm, Whatcom Museum A Streetcar Named Desire: 2pm, Claire vg Thomas Theater, Lynden Evita: 2pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon The Naked Truth on Stereotypes: 3pm, Fairhaven College Auditorium WORDS MUSIC Spoken Word Wednesday: 8-10pm, Bellingham Public Market Bayshore Symphonic Ensemble: 3pm, Central Lutheran Church Jigu! Thunder Drums of China: 3pm, Mount Baker Theatre Jeffrey Cohan: 4pm, St. Paul’s Episcopal Church McDougall: 6:30pm, Bellingham Public Market MUSIC FILM Human Rights Film Festival: Through March 1, Bellingham COMMUNITY Pancake Breakfast: 8am-1pm, Rome Grange Laughter Club Meeting: 4pm, Co-op Connection Building Fantasy Casino Night: 7-11pm, St. Luke’s Health Ed. Center 02.28.08 THURSDAY ON STAGE BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild The Naked Truth on Stereotypes: 7pm, Viking Union, WWU Les Misérables: 7:30pm, Bellingham High School A Streetcar Named Desire: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theater, Lynden Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Something About the End of the World: 8pm, iDiOM Theater GET OUT GET OUT ON STAGE Robert Birkby: 7pm, Village Books Fitness Forum: 7:15pm, Fairhaven Runners BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Polyanna Auditions: 7pm, Claire vg Thomas Theatre, Lynden Brigadoon Auditions: 7pm, Ten Mile Grange, Lynden FRIDAY ON STAGE BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild The Naked Truth on Stereotypes: 7pm, Fairhaven Library Brothers from Different Mothers: 7pm, Kulshan Middle School Les Misérables: 7:30pm, Bellingham High School A Streetcar Named Desire: 7:30pm, Claire vg Thomas Theater, Lynden Evita: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Doubles Improv: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Something About the End of the World: 8pm, iDiOM Theater The DK & Morgan Show: 8pm, Skagit Valley Casino, Bow MUSIC Healing Concert: 7pm, Ayuredic Health Center Orion Weiss: 7:30pm, Performing Arts Center, WWU Concert for Darfur: 8pm, Viking Union, WWU Something About the End of the World: 8pm, iDiOM Theater COMMUNITY MUSIC Horsemen Auction: 5pm, Everson Auction Barn Shabbat 100: 6:30pm, Viking Union, WWU Bayshore Symphonic Ensemble: 7:30pm, St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, Mount Vernon GET OUT WORDS Home & Garden Show: 10am-9pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden The Roots: 8pm, Carver Gym, WWU COMMUNITY 03.01.08 SATURDAY ON STAGE A Streetcar Named Desire: 2pm, Claire vg Thomas Theater, Lynden BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Les Misérables: 7:30pm, Bellingham High School Evita: 7:30pm, McIntyre Hall, Mount Vernon Doubles Improv: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre Womencare Shelter Benefit: 5-9pm, Bellingham Golf and Country Club GET OUT Honeywagon Run: 9am, Nooksack Valley Middle School Home & Garden Show: 10am-8pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden VISUAL ARTS MoNA Style: 10am-4pm, Museum of Northwest Art, La Conner Vagrant Eye Reception: 2-4pm, Crossroads Building, La Conner WORDS Poetry Night: 8:30pm, Fantasia Espresso 03.04.08 TUESDAY ON STAGE BOAT Festival: 7pm, Bellingham Theatre Guild Viking Comedy Fest: 7pm, Viking Union, WWU MUSIC Mount Baker Toppers: 8pm, Lynden Library Duke Ellington Orchestra: 7:30pm, Lincoln Theatre, Mount Vernon FOR MORE INFO, SEE COMPLETE LISTINGS STARTING ON PAGE 12 MAIL 4 MONDAY VIEWS 6 03.03.08 DO DOITIT3 3 02.29.08 Home & Garden Show: 11am-5pm, Northwest Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden MUSIC 18 ANASI THE SPIDER, A glance at what’s happening this week FILM 22 CLASSIFIEDS 25 Learn more about a spider who loves to eat and hates to work when the OREGON SHADOW THEATRE presents their latest light creation, ART 16 a STAGE 15 i WORDS 14 d GET OUT 12 a CURRENTS 8 c 2.27.08 s #9.03 a CASCADIA WEEKLY c 3 FILM 22 MUSIC 18 ART 16 STAGE 15 VIEWS & NEWS 8: Old Town, new plan 10: Bombs, bandits, burglaries WORDS 14 ART & LIFE 12: Channeling Sissy Hankshaw GET OUT 12 15: Undressing stereotypes 16: Biennial musings 18: The Roots of the matter CURRENTS 8 22: Bells and Boleyns REAR END VIEWS 6 26: Crossword, Free Will Astrology 37: Wellness 28:This Modern World, Advice Goddess MAIL 44 MAIL CONT ENT S 29:Troubletown,Doug Ogg, Rentals, Bulletin Board 30: Food for thought C A S C A D I A Art Director: Jesse Kinsman ô graphics@ cascadiaweekly.com Graphic Artist: Stefan Hansen ô stefan@ cascadiaweekly.com Send All Advertising Materials To [email protected] Advertising Advertising Director: Marc McCoy D360.201.9760 ô marc@ cascadiaweekly.com Marisa Papetti D360.224.2387 ô marisa@ cascadiaweekly.com Frank Tabbita D 360.739.2388 ô frank@ cascadiaweekly.com Nicki Oldham D 360.929.6662 ô nicki@ cascadiaweekly.com David Cloutier, Robert Bell, JW Land & Associates ô distro@ cascadiaweekly.com Letters Send letters to [email protected]. 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Back issues $1 for walk-ins, $5 for mailed requests when available. Cascadia Weekly is mailed at third-class rates.Postmaster: Send all address changes to Cascadia Weekly, PO Box 2833, Bellingham, WA 98227-2833 CREDI T S Arts & Entertainment Editor: Amy Kepferle Dext 203 ô calendar@ cascadiaweekly.com Production 25: Help Wanted, Services DO IT 3 Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson D ext 260 ô editor@ cascadiaweekly.com 6: House rules 19: Dance party 2.27.08 Editorial Intern: Nancy Bruce 14: Hunter in the sky #9.03 Cascadia Weekly: D 360.647.8200 4: Mailbag missives 11: The week in review CASCADIA WEEKLY mail Contact “HOLLYWOOD OUTSIDERS” Joel and Ethan Coen, who nabbed a veritable army of little gold men at Sunday’s 80th incarnation of the Acadamy Awards, became the first duo since 1961 to win the Best Director award. They also took home Oscar gold for Best Picture and Best Adapted Screenplay for their film, No Country For Old Men. CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 THIS ISSUE COVER: Grace Weston, “Couples Therapy,” 2006 UNFAVORABLE REVIEW On the same evening (Feb. 21) that Bellingham High School students delivered a brilliant version of Les Miserables, across town Bellingham’s Planning Commission turned in a farce worthy of Moliere. In a definitely less-than-bravura performance, five muddled commissioners singing such tunes as “I can’t make up my mind,” and “Pity the poor property developer” managed to turn down Fairhaven’s neighborhood plan in order to side with a few wealthy, disgruntled landowners who want to turn Fairhaven into a mini-Manhattan. Not to be missed was the performance of Bellingham’s own weak-kneed Hamlet, Planning Director Tim Stewart singing “Height limitations, never heard of ‘em.” Toward the third act, Planning Commissioners Tom Barrett and David Auer attempted to save the play by pointing out that Fairhaven’s environmentally sound plan represented the careful work of the overwhelming majority of its citizens, but the remaining commissioners missed their cues and finished with a ragged chorus of “We don’t know what we’re doing.” Rating: Five Raspberries! —Larry Kimmett, Bellingham DUMB CONTEST DRAWS MORE FIRE I work underwater doing a pretty much mindless job and have plenty of time to think, or meditate, depending on where the mind draws the lines. I’ve been in Southern California over the past couple of weeks and my wife just came down to do a bit of work last weekend and brought the Weekly for her plane ride and to share with me. I saw you want to have some sort of contest for the blackest experience. Bizarre. Lots of underwater thinking time on this. The only thing I can imagine that would come close for me was when we were in China last November. We were in Beijing and wanted to go to Xi’an to see the Terra Cotta Warriors. Didn’t take any tours, we set it up ourselves and wanted to try to experience “real” China. So we took the train. Europeans, or white people, don’t usually travel by train in China—they fly. When we got to our platform, #9, we walked into a room holding maybe 2,000 people waiting for their trains. About a third of them turned to look at us. I leaned over to my wife and whispered, “I feel like we have just walked into platform 9¾,” referring to Harry Potter’s platform. The subways were a bit “black experience” too. And there was nothing like walking onto a side street and seeing young children back peddling away from you as they look up at your white face in horror. Or maybe it was when I was a kid in the 1950s in Texas being yelled at by some bigoted white man because I was thirsty and drank out of a “black only” fountain instead of waiting in line for the “white only” one. Whatever. Just the idea of a contest of this type shows I cried when I read “The Odyssey of Jamie Donaldson” by Alan Rhodes, just like I cried when I first met Jamie Donaldson. Insane with grief after the biggest peace demonstration of all time failed to stop the Bush/ Cheney cabal from attacking Iraq, I was dragged by my husband to the Whatcom Peace and Justice Center (WPJC). Sobbing, I told Jamie I felt it was my fault, that I was an accomplice in attacking the people of Iraq because I had not been paying attention to my government. After reading my father’s history books about the atrocities committed during World War II (books I never saw in school as I was growing up), I had promised myself I would never let it happen here. Yes, I was in the streets protesting the Vietnam War, and I am probably revealing my naiveté when I say, “I thought we learned our lesson!” Jamie’s real-life stories of being witness to the sick underbelly of our imperialistic foreign policy, which seeks to control and exploit other countries, makes me under- THE ATTR ACTI ON GET OUT 12 HILLARY UNELECTABLE —Mr. Jon Noggle, Bellingham FILM 22 WORDS 14 FOR COME STAGE 15 www.cloudmountainfarm.com —Judith A. Laws, Bellingham The political reality is that Hillary Clinton is unelectable! Half the nation completely despises her. Even among Democrats, half finder her intolerable. With her arrogant core and sense of entitlement, would we just get “Queen Hillary?” It’s clear if Hillary were to secure the nomination, by the voters or through subterfuge via these party hacks (aka, superdelegates), the Republican Party would be exceedingly galvanized to vote, probably with a 100 percent turnout! Sen. Obama’s short legislative record is an advantage Karl Rove will have no record to attack. Obama’s lack of specifics is also a plus for “independent” voters who see what they will be would never support Hillary. Obama is the future for the under 30 crowd, minorities and disenfranchised voters. Hillary’s negative message polarizes us while Obama’s positive approach draws us in like a magnet! And Hillary’s feminist base has never been mainstream America. Sen. Obama is not running as a black candidate; he’s just as much white as he is black. He’s running as a complex, principled individual of a New generation who sees his life as one of change and duty, change for the people not the status quo, which Hillary and the DLC exemplify! CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 (360) 966-5859 6906 Goodwin Road, Everson Spring: Mon-Sat 10-5, Sun 11-4 MUSIC 18 LADSCAPES Win a week-long winter getaway to Hawaii every Friday at 6pm! trip fo 6 night/7day r two includes airfare &hote l! s7INNERSPRESENTATDRAWINGSRECEIVEANADDITIONALh"E4HERE"ONUSv s$IAMOND$IVIDENDS-EMBERS%ARN/NE&2%%%.429PERDAY s0LAYWITHYOUR$IAMOND$IVIDENDSCARDTOEARNEXTRAENTRIES s%ARNMOREENTRIESWHENYOUPLAYSTAYDINEORRELAXATTHE 3ILVER2EEF(OTEL#ASINO3PA CURRENTS 8 THE PATRIOTISM OF AN EXPATRIATE EDIBLE VIEWS 6 —Shannon Morris, Bellingham FREE SAT. WORKSHOP MARCH2 OO 3EE$IAMOND$IVIDENDSFORMOREDETAILS MAIL MAIL 44 Just wanted to let you know, in response to your complaint in Rumor Has It that March Fourth Marching Band did not get onstage at the Nightlight until midnight, the band was scheduled to go on at 10:30pm. They had no control over the stage schedule; somebody just wanted to stay onstage too long, and March Fourth fans were the ones disappointed. That is one reason I am sad but relieved to see Nightlight shut its doors. I loved the music, but the service was abysmal. Come to Portland on the date March Fourth; go to the Crystal Ballroom! They have total control of stage time; two shows to be played. Buy tickets in advance; they are well-loved. ornamentals, fruit, natives 2 CHAMPIONSHIP BOUTS Welterweight Championship RAPHAEL ORITZ defending his championship belt vs. MIKE LUCERO 3ATURDAY-ARCHATPM 4ICKETS 3TARTAT !VAILABLEAT $IAMOND$IVIDENDS "OUTSSUBJECTTOCHANGE Featherweight Championship MERCED NUNEZ vs. CAITLIN DANCE Open 24/7 Toll Free (866) 383-0777 SilverReefCasino.com DO IT 3 NIGHTLIGHT AT MIDNIGHT UIQUE PLATS FOR ORTHWEST GARDE 2.27.08 —Terry Garrett, from Los Angeles stand why she, as a tax-paying citizen, finally had to leave the United States. She had to try and stop the war inside herself about what it means to be an American. Jamie Donaldson’s legacy, WPJC, has continued under the leadership of Marie Marchand, a magnificent and passionate advocate for social justice. Among the many successes of WPJC: tTVQQPSUJOH UIF NFEJB DPWFSBHF for Evan Knappenberger’s protest against the horrific multiple deployment of troops; tIFBEJOH UIF TUFFSJOH DPNNJUUFF for Lt. Ehren Watada’s challenge to the US military regarding the unlawful attack on Iraq; tIFMQJOH QBTT #FMMJOHIBNT 5SPPQT Home Resolution, the first in Washington state; and tFEVDBUJOH QBSFOUT PG #FMMJOHIBN school children about opting out of contact information being provided to military recruiters. #9.03 something has to change. I don’t know how or what, but I figure those that feel this all the time in the United States probably have a better handle on it than any guy with a white face. So I joined the NAACP a few years ago. They even take white guys like me. NURSERY, LANDSCAPING & ORCHARDS ART 16 YOUR THOUGHTS CASCADIA WEEKLY mail )%XITs-INUTES7EST )NTERSECTIONOF3LATER2OAD(AXTON7AY STAY FOR THE ACTION! 5 ©3ILVER2EEF#ASINO FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FILM 22 MUSIC 18 ART 16 STAGE 15 WORDS 14 GET OUT 12 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 3 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY 6 The Gristle views LIBRARY GETS SHELVED: In a visibly difficult decision, Bellingham City Council this week took no action to move a bond measure for a new central library in front of voters this May, effectively killing the effort for this year (no sane government would float a library bond on a November presidential ballot to suffer the wrath of thousands who wouldn’t recognize a book if you hurled it against their calloused skulls). A word about libraries: All great civilizations have had them, and—in a relationship undoubtedly causal and reciprocal—the greatest of these had the greatest of libraries, gifted as public trusts or by the munificence of sultans and merchants. Libraries are those most public of public spaces, and arguably the one place where public dollars are delivered back with generous interest and dividends. George Bush married a librarian (the mind does boggle with what implausible circumstances Jane met Cheeta). Shucks, even libertarians like libraries. They don’t necessarily like a $56.4 million bond measure to construct a new 78,000-square-foot one, though; one that, at projected debt service, could add as much as $144 per year to the taxes on a $300,000 home. But, as council President Barbara Ryan and others noted in dismay, “There really is no good time to issue a bond;” yet the city needs improvement in its library capacity. This understanding, of both the need and the significant cost, is not new; it is an understanding decades old… and that is perhaps part of the problem. First, though, it’s important to understand what the council did: Taking no action allowed them to gracefully retire a racing timetable that would have coasted a bond measure in front of voters in May. Their alternative was to vote against placing the measure on the ballot, which might send a terrible signal of “no confidence” in plans to construct a new library. In fact, city officials have great confidence in the library construction plan. The bond measure, and its financing over 20 years, isn’t the item that left them worried and irresolute. What has them worried are the rising short- and longterm operational costs of the library in tandem with rising service costs throughout municipal government. Consider that the library is already understaffed for a facility in a city of this size, and that an expansion— whether in a central or branch libraries—would require even more employees. Well, there’s just no room for it in a budget that is already pared back on police, fire and other critical service personnel. Operating costs for a new facility would be about $780,000 more in 2012 compared to the current facility, including new staff positions, City Finance Director John Carter calculated. These are costs that cannot be covered by bonds, he explained, and must be paid out of the city’s general operating fund. Mayor Dan Pike expressed his concern to council members that “we’re in a challenging budget environment at least for the next few years.” Take a stagflationary national economy, attach it to a policy of kicking endless unfunded federal mandates down to the state, mix in a two-decade tax revolt in Washington that all descends to the shoulders of local government. Now toss on the match of explosive growth and tinder of malformed policy in response to it and you have quite a “challenging budget environment.” Yes, the understanding of issues facing library expansion is old. The current facility, built six decades ago, OP INIONS T HE GR I S T L E BY ALEX RAMEL ‘Rule of Three’ Affordable housing requires flexible standards not wild party or fraternity houses. IT IS a pretty open secret that These are good neighbors we are all scores, if not hundreds of houselucky to have. And the individuals, holds in Bellingham are currently in their various careers and volunliving in violation of the “rule of teer activities, are valuable assets three,” which refers to the number to this community. They are not of unrelated individuals who can causing nuisances, but they would live in a single-family house. On be unfairly swept up and unreaMonday, Bellingham City Council sonably punished if this policy is considered several proposed openforced. Five of them would be other good options. tions for increasing the enforcement forced to leave their homes and In addition to providing much of this provision. Ultimately they the rest would see their rent and needed affordable housing, having asked staff to bring back a variety utility payments skyrocket by 50 to a greater number of individuals in of clarified options, including revok66 percent. some homes advances important ing or revising the existing code and If noise, parking and litter are goals the city has established in making violation a civil infraction. the problems, then we need to the Comprehensive Plan: more peoWhile people may consider other recognize that there are clear and ple can be accommodated without reasons for moving into a home numerous examples of households expanding the city limits. This is with many housemates, there is violating this rule and not causing accomplished without adding new virtually no way to deny that the any problems. And the converse is buildings that can change a neighcentral issue for many is financial. also true; there are many examples borhood’s character and without Bellingham and Whatcom Counof loud litterers ty face an affordable with too many housing crisis. The 2000 census found that MANY PEOPLE WORKING REGULAR JOBS cars who don’t happen to be there were more than HERE SIMPLY DON’T breaking this 18,000 households in rule. The rule Whatcom County pay- TO PAY MARKET RATES ON THEIR OWN. serves to detract ing more than they enforcement atcan afford for housing. tention from the actual nuisance creating new sources of runoff and That number is expected to grow activity caused by these people. pollution. And having less square by 11,000 more households by This policy is both ineffective footage per person increases our 2022. Many people working regular and unjust; it is nothing less than community’s energy efficiency. jobs here simply don’t earn enough a classic tool of gentrification. It Those who seek a crackdown to pay market rates on their own. should be either revoked entirely have raised legitimate concerns Some have found that splitting the or substantially revised to address about the nuisances of parking, litrent or mortgage more ways is a the specific problems its propoter and noise. There are two housegood solution. Until we, as communents raise. It certainly should not holds that I know well who live in nity, are able to offer these people be more strictly enforced. I have violation of this rule. Between 12 an affordable alternative, simply hope that the council is leaning in residents of these two homes, they cracking down on them is an unthe right direction. own only four cars. Both houses conscionable act of gentrification. sort recyclables in the kitchen, and It does not matter if the rule is A graduate of environmental policy at have separate bins for compost and enforced softly with authorities Western Washington University, Alex storage areas for reusable bags— seeking voluntary compliance long Ramel studies sustainability issues they are proactive about preventbefore levying fines. Complying and serves as board president of ing waste and litter. They both would be a significant hardship on Kulshan Community Land Trust. grow attractive gardens. These are many people who don’t have any EARN ENOUGH VIEWS EXPRESSED ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF CASCADIA WEEKLY d\ PILFDMINDHFOFZl PILFDMIIDIGLO Real Estate for FOOD 30 STAGE 15 ;>EEBG@A:F%P: ART 16 MUSIC 18 FILM 22 TUES–FRI 11–6 & SAT 10–5 GGJFbDghUhYgh@XckbhckbV=\Ua CLASSIFIEDS 25 CURED MEATS & ARTISAN CHEESES * QUALITY FOODSTUFFS * MADE-TO-ORDER SANDWICHES MILLER-ARNASON REAL ESTATE, LLC JUST ASK: GET OUT 12 2.27.08 DO IT 3 MAIL 4 &%$+ "%'(""% & ')""&+&*+( * CURRENTS 8 961.6496 E 734.3420 OIE !& #'%# VIEWS 6 JEFF BRAIMES WORDS 14 Real People #9.03 was remodeled in 1981 with the recognition that was merely a compromise stopgap to stall needed expansion. Ten years ago, a capital improvements advisory committee made a painstakingly brief list of things the city needed to do to repair and improve important, aging public assets. Topping the list was the central library. The Bellingham Library Board of Trustees was similarly painstaking, methodical and thorough to the point of plodding. As they deliberated, all those other capital improvements got done; there’s now only one item left. At the same time, voters passed greenways and school levies (with another on the way); they dug deep for improvements to the museum and Mount Baker Theatre, to create an Arts District and a Farmers Market; they supported a transit levy; a tax increment finance tool for the waterfront. Voters cringed to learn waterfront infrastructure could cost as much as $300 million, annexation of growth areas another $131 million. And you had the library board taking its sweet ol’ time as the well was dipped into again and again. Is the well of community generosity near dry? Community spaces like libraries are something we need very badly. And there is no evidence that interest in public libraries and the diverse media formats they offer is going any direction but skyward. The board did their homework. But privately some observers worried that they really weren’t ready for their test in May. They hadn’t taken their message public; they hadn’t crafted the appealing vision voters could approve; they hadn’t started the doorbelling machine. They hadn’t silenced the nattering nabobs of nonsense—the petty cranks who participated in none of the board’s research but proclaimed themselves experts on all its findings. In short, board members really weren’t ready to put this to the acid test, pushing a sizable bond measure out to voters in scarcely 90 days. Mayor Pike, guessing it would take “a couple of months” to assess the city’s budget challenges, gave City Council an excuse to spare the library plan that terrible vote of “no confidence,” too. The board understood. Board Chair David Edelstein nodded, “Maybe we’re just asking to take a deep breath and look at the information we have, understand it better and look really hard at what we can do as a community. “If today isn’t the right moment to do it, tomorrow certainly will be.” Pray interest rates and the economy hold. :\khll_khf ma^A^kZe];nbe]bg` (360) 504 756.0 t ee es Str m a J A 2025 ham,W g n i l l Be CASCADIA WEEKLY The Gristle 7 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 currents commentary briefs FILM 22 news MUSIC 18 ART IS T C ONC E P T ION OF OL D TOW N S U B-ARE A P L AN AND 4 5 3& & 54 $ "1 & $ 06 35 & 4: $ *5 : 0' #& - - */()". OLD TOWN PLAN GOALS CASCADIA WEEKLY #9.03 2.27.08 DO IT 3 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 t&ODPVSBHFBIFBMUIZNJYPGEJWFSTFBOEFDMFDUJDSFTJ dential and commercial uses t(VJEFEFWFMPQNFOUUPFOHBHFQFEFTUSJBOTCZQSPWJEJOH active streetscape uses, and a network of walkable streets t&OTVSFOFXEFWFMPQNFOUSFTQFDUTWJFXDPSSJEPSTMBOE mark buildings, and the natural environment t1SPWJEFQSFEJDUBCJMJUZGPSOFJHICPSTBOEJOWFTUPST 8 BY TIM JOHNSON OLD TOWN PLAN City's first 'urban village' concept draws praise from neighbors THE FIRST of several proposed neighborhood redevelopment projects drew a warm reception and favorable reviews when it was presented to Bellingham City Council Monday evening. Small wonder. Old Town, one of the most venerable sections of the city, has long been an eclectic, free-wheeling mixed-use community bounded to the south by bluffs above Whatcom Creek, to the west by an industrialized waterfront, to the north and east by solid single-family residences. The area, once the gateway into Bellingham by steamship, may now ship in a new era in urban planning, noted Tara Sundin, special projects manager with the city's department of Planning and Community Development, who presented the plan to council. The redevelopment plan intends to make use of those entry assets, while preserving neighborhood character through a sensitive approach to building heights so as not to obscure historic landmarks like Whatcom Museum and the original Territorial Courthouse, Sundin said. Restricted building size is then complemented by an incentive schedule that would allow builders to increase certain building heights and footprints if they also agree to add plazas and parks, units of affordable housing and similar perks that enhance the community, Sundin said. The ultimate goal, planners say, is to demonstrate to a town dreading growth and loss of neighborhood character that excellent design is possible with infill. To that end, Old Town may serve as an early proving ground. "It is a tremendous infill opportunity in an underutilized central location adjacent to the city center," said Planning and Community Development Director Tim Stewart. The city's plan anticipates the redeveloped area may receive as many as 1,120 new residents through 2022. One early adopter ought to be a crowd pleaser. Mari and Will Kemper, who founded Thomas Kemper Beers and Sodas, plan to open a brewery at the old Hertz Rental Equipment build- ing at 601 W. Holly St. later this spring. Chuckanut Brewery & Kitchen will offer beers made on site and a food menu for lunch and dinner. The brewery is the kind of anchor tenant that will draw more interest and investment to the area, Sundin predicted. "This effort achieved a balance between increasing density in appropriate locations and preserving character," commented Jim Bishop, Chair of the Bellingham Planning Commission. Bishop added that many residents attended numerous public meetings and made positive contributions to the planning effort. Indeed, perhaps most unique about the plan is it drew no fire when it was unveiled in an hour-long presentation. Neighbors praised the care that went into the city's plan. Council, who listened to comments but provided none of their own, may approve the plan March 17. "It is exceptional, a very good plan" noted .JLF,JNNJDIXIPPXOTUIF1BDJmD.BSJOF(BM lery in Old Town and who has followed waterfront redevelopment proposals closely over the years. "The plan can provide a template for how other proposed urban villages can capture and enhance their unique qualities, and improve overall livability," Stewart said. Since 2005, the city has worked with neighbors and neighborhood associations to develop a plan for Old Town. The planning effort examined impacts on surrounding areas, which includes parts of the Lettered Streets and Central Business District neighborhoods. "Without this rezone, nothing can be built," commented developer Fred Bovenkamp, who purchased the Hempler’s B&B Meat & Sausage Company building at 1401 F St. in 2006 and hopes to redevelop the site into a mixed-use, multi-story building that has condominiums on the upper floors and commercial and retail spaces on the first floor. "If the current zoning remains, it is not economical to build. Nothing will happen there," he said. 1.800.905.1322 Affordable Burial & Cremation Services, LLC www.whatcomwinemakers.com Create a Wine for any occasion WULWKHFRRNLHFRP OURPR#FRERUJ³ 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY 6DWXUGD\0DUFK 'DWH 'DWH /RFDWLRQ /RFDWLRQ%ORHGHO'RQRYDQ3DUN (OHFWULF$YH 6WDUWWLPH 6WDUWWLPHDP &RVW &RVWSUHUHJLVWUDWLRQ DIWHU0DUFK DO IT 3 MAIL 4 Naf]ÛKYklaf_ÛÛÝÛÛ>a^lkÛÛÝÛÛ>Ydd]j qÛJhY[] CURRENTS 8 360 . 527 . 1600 VIEWS 6 130 E. Champion Street Downtown Bellingham GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 FILM 22 17910 SR 536 (Memorial Hwy) Mt. Vernon FOOD 30 IS NOT A PRIVILEGE IT IS YOUR RIGHT CLASSIFIEDS 25 dignity 9 FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FILM 22 MUSIC 18 ART 16 STAGE 15 WORDS 14 GET OUT 12 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 3 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY 10 currents POLICE BEAT Fuzz Buzz YABLOS On Feb. 19, a man collecting litter in Arroyo Park reported yet another bomblike object to Bellingham Police. The citizen had picked up the four-inch-long device, described as a piece of PVC pipe with caps and screws on each end and what appeared to be a fuse on one end, and put into a trash bag that he placed in the back of his pickup truck. After the man who reported the object to police drew a picture of it, BPD's Hazardous Devices Unit raced to the scene with a robot to remove the device from his truck and blow it apart. "As a reminder," police warn, "if someone finds a similar device, please do not move it as these devices are highly unstable and could cause major damage or physical harm if they explode." On Feb. 24, Bellingham Police cordoned off a Meridian Street shopping center after an employee reported yet another bomb-like object wired to his car. Police used binoculars and a robot to examine the device, which appeared to be a plastic toy grenade similar to one available for sale at a nearby dollar store. Police destroyed the prank. OXY ROBBERS AND BLUETOOTH BANDITS On Feb. 21, a person matching the description of a young male who robbed the Sunset Walgreens of the painkiller OxyContin at knifepoint earlier this month was reported seen at RiteAid on Northwest Avenue and Walgreens on Meridian Street within the same half-hour. Literature LIVE! EVENTS at VILLAGE BOOKS On Feb. 22, a Western Washington University student claimed she had been forced to take pills at gunpoint by a masked man after she was discovered unconscious on the floor of a Nash Hall bathroom. The woman, 18, told campus police the man dropped unidentified pills in a cup and told her to drink the contents or he would kill her. She said she drank the contents and immediately became disoriented. On Jan. 24, Mount Vernon Police learned a 16-year-old male and a 15-year-old female had been robbed of their cell phones by a male, approximately 18 years old, with a bandana tied around his face. One cell phone was found at the scene; the other was deactivated by the victim before police could use signal information to locate it or the suspect. On Jan. 25, four Mount Vernon residents reported being robbed in their apartment by two men who wore bandanas over their faces. One suspect carried a gun and the other carried a crowbar. No one was injured. OSAMA BEEN LAUDANUM On Feb. 20, a woman reported she'd spotted Osama Bin Laden loitering near the Bellingham Public Library. "A check," police reported, "revealed that she has some mental health issues." On Feb. 2, an Anacortes couple were awakened by a man knocking on their door around 5:30am who told them there had been a nuclear attack. They called police, who identified the 41-year-old man and his young son, who was with him. The man told officers he had a dream the house was on fire, so he broke out a window and started to climb out. In his dream, he thought there had been a nuclear attack, so he retrieved his son and a firearm for protection and went out to check on the neighbors. The man was taking medication and had consumed alcohol before going to sleep. He had large cuts from breaking the window out of his home. He was charged with illegal possession of a firearm. On Jan. 30, Mount Vernon Police officers received a 5am report of a man without pants trying to break into parked cars. Officers contacted the man who, they say, "appeared to be under the influence of something. Arrangements were made so the problem would not continue." 'MOUNTIES' GET THEIR MAN On Jan. 28, Mount Vernon deputies were investigating a vehicle prowl arrived on the scene and followed tracks in the snow to a shed in the same area of the crime. Two Mount Vernon teens were arrested and questioned, then released to the custody of their parents. InDEX 300 52 59.3 2 0 NUMBER OF CASES of frozen beef Bellingham School District discarded as part of a nationwide beef recall PERCENT OF POLL of Washington voters—Dem, GOP, Ind—who say they favor a state primary over caucuses PERCENT OF WHATCOM'S 24,251 voters who marked "Democrat" on their Washington State presidential primary ballot who voted for Barack Obama (statewide average, 50.8 percent). RANK OF WHATCOM among Washington's 39 counties in strength of popular vote for Obama (San Juan County, #1) NUMBER OF DEMOCRATIC Party delegates selected as a result of Washington's $9.7 million primary SOURCES: Bellingham Public School District; U.S. Dept. of Agriculture; University of Washington; Washington State Secretary of State; Whatcom County Auditor THURSDAY February 28th, 7:00pm Scott Fischer, Mount Everest, & a Life Lived on High 2(27 7#., Join us in welcoming America’s foremost author of backcountry skills & wilderness adventure ROBERT BIRKBY To Village Books 4%-27/%-2.++ SLIDE SHOW! A DUI bill sponsored by Whatcom's state Sen. Dale Brandland is approved by his colleagues. Brandland says the bill would give offenders incentives for complying with rules that require they use ignition interlock devices. The former Whatcom County Sheriff says that would reduce re-offending drivers along with costs for courts and jails. Bellingham City Council awards a $4 million contract for work on the Mount Baker Theatre to Dawson Construction. Council earlier rejected an incomplete bid for the work by Ebenal Construction after receiving complaints from Dawson. 02.20.08 WEDNESDAY A Western Washington University student dies of complications following MRSA pneumonia, a rare antibiotic-resistant staph infection. Health officials say Olympia native Chris Feden, 20, likely contracted the infection following an earlier case of the flu that compromised his immune system. The group that wants to build an aquarium on Bellingham's central waterfront makes a presentation to Port of Bellingham commissioners. The Northwest Discovery Project asks the port to sponsor its Terr-aquarium through a Whatcom County Economic Development Initiative grant. 02.22.08 FRIDAY The Washington House of Representatives approves a bare-bones state transportation budget that would plug big spending gaps, pay for new ferries, and allow for construction of a new floating bridge across Lake Washington. Republicans object to the budget, saying it doesn't do enough for the state's worst transportation projects. "We need more decisions and fewer commissions," Ferndale's Rep. Doug Ericksen fumes. MONDAY The Washington House approves a new supplemental state budget that boosts overall spending by nearly $300 million, while leaving $750 million in reserve to offset expected deficits next year. Drawing up election-year venom, minority Republicans warn Democrats are wildly overspending, setting up the state for big tax hikes. The Governor replies, "Where would they cut? You never get an answer." Bellingham City Council re-examines a rooming-house law that makes it a criminal offense for more than three unrelated people to live in a home zoned for single families. Bellingham Police advised reducing it to a civil offense. Civil liberty attorneys say it is in violation of state domestic partner law and should be scrapped. Bellingham School District discards 300 cases of frozen beef as a precaution in response to a nationwide recall by the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Meanwhile, citing fears of mounting operational costs, City Council takes no action to place a $56.4 million bond measure for a new central library on the ballot in time for a May vote, effectively killing the effort this year. 02.23.08 02.26.08 SATURDAY TUESDAY Whatcom County Republicans hold their Lincoln Day Dinner with special guest Dino Rossi. Nervous pets cover their naughty parts and hide out as national Spay Day passes overhead. IO D D RA E T A PER IVERSITY O SHINGTON UN S NET E FFAIR D ERN WA T S U W T BLIC A A U ST P D N A NEWS RACY NOW NEWS C IO DEMO EECH RAD IC S SP FREE LTY SHOW NEW MUS F SPECIA RS/WEEK O U 40 HO .ORG .KUGS WWW 89.3FM FILM 22 MUSIC 18 ART 16 CASCADIA WEEKLY #9.03 The port cancels the evening session of two public meetings Madrona Medical Group and Saint Joseph Hospital agree on a deal that may merge the two area healthcare providers. Hospital officials say the deal could be finalized by spring, provided board members and shareholders agree. 02.25.08 STAGE 15 Sens. Barack Obama (D) and John McCain sail to their respective party victories in Washington's primary. For state Democrats, who use caucuses exclusively to select delegates, the result amounts to little more than a straw poll. A Bellingham man allegedly kills his ex-girlfriend and then himself in Port Angeles. Police say Jeff Calvert, 41, kicked in the door of Christin Stock's home, terrorizing her two daughters before taking their mother's life and his own. WORDS 14 TUESDAY SUNDAY GET OUT 12 02.19.08 Whatcom County logs its first felony drunk driving conviction under a new law passed last year by the state Legislature making impaired driving a felony if the violator has had four or more DUI convictions within the past decade. Daniel Carl Druckrey is sentenced to 42 months in prison after he was arrested last fall while driving drunk on Lummi Shore Road. 02.24.08 CURRENTS 8 THAT WAS A joint U.S. and Canadian conference on border issues meets in Bellingham to discuss how security measures may negatively affect the regional economy. Dino Rossi VIEWS 6 THURSDAY MAIL 4 ee THE 02.21.08 Rossi, who will again challenge Chris Gregoire for the governor's seat, is greeted with thunderous applause from a packed house. DO IT 3 scheduled today to allow residents to study their Draft Environmental Impact Statement for their Waterfront District Project. The meeting is canceled after no one shows up. BY TIM JOHNSON CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 WEEK IN REVIEW 2.27.08 currents 11 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 get out RUNNING C YCL ING FILM 22 HIK ING WORDS 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 are a local, but don’t divulge anything. If they are from out of state say, with awe, “Wow, you came all the way from there for this?” If you’re asked where to find the powder stash after lunch, feign ignorance, tell them you’re new here, or say sweetly and with a laugh, “That’s confidential.” In the spirit of Edward Abbey, emphasize the dangers of riding this mountain—the cascade concrete, the scary two-seater that swings wildly at the first tower, and how wet you got the other day just sitting on the chairlift. GET OUT 12 IF YOU’RE ASKED WHERE TO FIND THE POWDER STASH, FEIGN IGNORANCE, TELL THEM YOU’RE NEW HERE, OR SAY SWEETLY AND WITH A LAUGH, “THAT’S CONFIDENTIAL.” CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 3 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY THURS., FEB. 28 MOUNTAIN MADNESS: Robert Birkby reads from Mountain Madness: Scott Fisher, Mount Everest, and a Life Lived on High at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. The event is free. For more info: 671-2626 or villagebooks.com. FITNESS FORUM: Pilates instructors Cealleigh Bucklin and Erika Olson will lead a free Fitness Forum dubbed “Tips for Improving Your Posture and Form” at 7:15pm at Fairhaven Runners and Walkers, 1209 11th St. For more info: 676-4955. FEB. 29-MARCH 2 BY ABBY SUSSMAN Thumbing to Baker The art of hitching 12 doit LOOK FRIENDLY. Smile at every car, even if they speed by without pause. Hold your skis next to you like they are a passport. Be courteous to drivers, giving them room to slow down before the turnoff. Channel Sissy Hankshaw—believe your thumbs are enormous. Stash your mittens so your intention is clear. Remember it’s first come, first served. If there is someone else waiting for a ride, ask if there is room for two. When they stop, jog toward the car in your boots, but only if the road isn’t icy. Assess your potential ride through the window before asking them where to put your skis. Smile and say, “Thanks for stopping.” Check the drink holder for beer bottles or Red Bull before committing and make sure the dog looks harmless. Payment for a ride is conversation. Listen to their story or tell them yours—or a more interesting version—if they ask. Introduce yourself and remember their names. If they are from around here, play the name game. You probably have mutual friends—a topic than can last all the way up the switchbacks. If they are from Seattle or southern British Columbia, let them know you Tell them of the day the wind gusted hard and in the whiteout you had to blindly make your way to the trees so you didn’t throw up from vertigo. If they ski, tell them this is a snowboarder’s mountain. When in doubt, inform them you heard the freezing level is going way up today and it’ll probably start raining. When you get to the parking lot, help them maneuver around the crowd. Grab your stuff and say, “Thanks again!” At the end of the day, it is easier. Stand at the edge of the parking lot. Tell them nonchalantly you’re only going to Glacier— this is a short-term relationship. Ask them where they rode and what their favorite line was (there is no strain in the conversation on a powder day). Warn them of the approaching turn and give them tips on where to eat or get a beer in town. Before slamming the trunk, thank them by name and give a sharp wave before turning away. Be grateful for living close to the end of the road. Always pick someone up when you finally back your car out of the driveway. Understand the principles of karma. HOME & GARDEN: The 29th annual Home & Garden Show happens from 10am-9pm Fri., 10am-8pm Sat., and 11am-5pm Sun. at Lynden’s Northwest Washington Fairgrounds. Entry is $5-$7. For more info: whatcomhomeshow.com. SAT., MARCH 1 HONE Y WAGON RUN: Adults and kids can sign up for today’s “Run for the Honeywagon” starting at 9am at Everson’s Nooksack Valley Middle School, 404 W. Columbia. Cost is $8-$10. For more info: 671-6645 or gbrc.net. BEACH BIRDING: Join ornithologist Paul Woodcock for a “Birding the Beaches of Semiahmoo” outing at 9am leaving from Blaine’s Semiahmoo Park Museum. The event is free and no registration is required. For more info: 733-2900. EDIBLE LANDSCAPE: “Designing and Planting an Edible Landscape” will be the topic of a free outdoor workshop at 10:30am at Everson’s Cloud Mountain Farm, 6906 Goodwin Rd. For more info: 966-5859. GARDEN GOODS: Attend a free “Fruit and Berry Selection” workshop at 10am at Bakerview Nursery, 945 E. Bakerview Rd. At 2pm, show up for “Success with Roses.” For more info and to register: 676-0400. TREES FOR STREAMS: Help improve water quality in Whatcom County by planting “Trees for Streams.” More than 4,000 trees will be available today between 9am-12pm at Bob Hunter Farm, Lampman Road. For more info on the “Farmers Growing Trees for Salmon” program: 398-9187 or wcfarmfriends. com. CAN YOU CANOE?: Explore Tennant Lake with naturalists via canoe from 10am-12pm or 1-3pm leaving from Ferndale’s Tennant Lake Interpretive Center, 5236 Nielsen Rd. Cost is $10. For more info: 384-3064. SNOWSHOE #1: Naturalist David Bean will lead a “Walk With the Ravens” snowshoe trip today. Meet at 9am at the Whatcom County Parks and Rec headquarters, 3373 Mt. Baker Hwy. Cost is $28. For more info: 733-2900. SNOWSHOE #2: Kids and their adults can take part in a “Family Snowshoeing” excursion leaving at 9am from the Whatcom Family YMCA, 1256 N. State St. Cost is $25-$30. For more info: 733-8630. MON., MARCH 3 TRAVEL TALK: Learn how to travel the globe on your own at a free “World Travel with Analeise Volpe” talk at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. For more info: 647-8955. FIRST GEAR: Jennifer Karchmer will lead “First Gear”—the first in a four-part series relating to safe bicycling—at 7pm at the Co-op Connection Building, 1220 N. Forest St. For more info and to register: 734-8158. TUES., MARCH 4 SALISH HERONS: Wildlife biologist Ann Eissinger will helm a free “Great Blue Herons of the Salish Sea” talk at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. FINE TUNED: A free “Ski & Snowboard Tuning 101” clinic starts at 6pm at REI, 400 36th St. For more info: 647-8955. FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 Meat Me MUSIC 18 MAIL 4 DO IT 3 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY i 214 W. Holly Downtown Bellingham 360 543 5678 [ M - Sa 10-7 Su 12-5 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 STAGE 15 www.fiammaburger.com 1309 RAILROAD AVE. AL NAT LURA BEEF L ! ART 16 We also have tasty onion rings & delicious salads! FILM 22 at Fiamma Burger and get a little somethin’ on the side. 13 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 words COMMUNITY LECTURES BOOKS FILM 22 MUSIC 18 BY NANCY BRUCE Seeing Stars No telescope required GET OUT 12 WORDS WORDS 14 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 WORDS WED., FEB. 27 SPOKEN WORD: Spoken Word Wednesdays happen every week at 8pm at the Bellingham Public Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. The event is free. For more info: 714-0800. REMEMBER BEING a kid and wishing on a star like Walt Disney suggested we do? Or trying to count them and then realizing there were far too many? The stars have been a constant source of curiosity and wonder for humans for many years. But with the help of Western Washington University’s Planetarium, stargazers can become more familiar with our twinkly friends and the celestial bodies that live above us. Under the Planetarium’s 24-foot dome, spectators can view the night sky without the normal stargazing hindrances from clouds, air pollution or cold weather, thanks to its Konica Minolta Mediaglobe projection system. The fullcolor, full-dome digital projection will make you feel as if you’re floating among the stars. As a tiny speck in the universe, it can be difficult to understand Earth’s position in relation to other moving celestial bodies and occurrences. “That’s the harder thing for people to picture, and that’s where the Planetarium excels,” Planetarium manager Brad Snowder says. “You’re immersed in the spatial geometry.” The Planetarium also features displays of astronomythemed art and space science artifacts, including award-winning astrophotography by R.L. Dietz and Snowder himself. Astronomy classes and private groups often use the Plan- etarium, but an upcoming show about the Orion constellation is open to the public. Attendees can watch this ancient tale of love and legendary deeds play out in the night sky at the Planetarium Feb. 28 at 6pm and 7:30pm. Snowder will start the evening off with a lecture about constellations and the birth and death of stars. The show will also include a 22-minute video about the legend of Orion. It’s a tale that’s been told many times before, Snowder says. Many variations of the story exist, but this show in particular will focus on the great hunter Orion and his romantic pursuit of a king’s daughter, the goddess Artemis’ infatuation with Orion, and how her overprotective brother Apollo sends Scorpius the Scorpion to battle with the great hunter. The constellation Orion can be seen all winter and is the second most ATTEND recognizable group WHAT: Presentation of stars after the on the legend of Big Dipper, Snowder Orion WHEN: 6pm and says. It includes 7:30pm Thurs., two prominent Feb. 28 stars; Betelgeuse, a WHERE: Planetarired giant star, and um at Haggard Hall, Rigel, the seventh room 313, WWU COST: $3-$5 brightest star in the INFO: 650-3818 galaxy. Tickets to the show typically cost $3 for Western students and $5 for non-students. However, because of the limited seating, tickets go quickly. But don’t despair, because the Planetarium is also available for private presentations for a group of 20 or more, or a minimum payment of $60. Shows can consist of a live performance, short videos or a combination of the two. THey may also include presentations about the zodiac constellations, American Indian starlore and prerecorded presentations on constellations by season and the Northern and Southern lights, just to name a few. If you want to see stars, it’s never been so easy. for National Healthcare will hold a public meeting at 7pm at the Laborers International Union, 1700 N. State St. For more info: 714-8999. FRI., FEB. 29 CREAT IVE WRITERS: Creative writing professors from WWU will read their words as part of a free Jeopardy Magazine event at 4pm at the Wilson Library Skybridge. For more info: 650-3118. NOISE GUY: Hear silly tales and wild sound effects when Charlie “The Noise Guy” Williams does his thing at a free program at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. For more info: 676-6864. ANNUAL AUC T ION: The Whatcom Chapter of Backcountry Horsemen of Washington holds its annual auction starting at 5pm at the Everson Auction Barn, 7291 Everson-Goshen Rd. For more info: 734-4258. SHABBAT 100: Students, faculty and alumni are invited to celebrate “Shabbat 100” at 6:30pm at WWU’s Viking Union. The free event, which celebrates the traditional Jewish day of rest, will include a four-course meal, music and entertainment. For more info: 933-4818. FRI., FEB. 29 SAT., MARCH 1 EFFICIENT HEALTHCARE: Local author Naida Grunden shares ideas from her book, The Pittsburgh Way to Efficient Healthcare, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. STARRY GALA: Womencare Shelter will hold its 5th annual Starry Night Gala Benefi t Auction from 5-9:30pm at the Bellingham Golf and Country Club, 3729 Meridian St. Tickets are $55 and include dinner and entertainment. For more info: 671-8539 or womencareshelter.org. THURS., FEB. 28 CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 DO IT 3 2.27.08 #9.03 CASCADIA WEEKLY 14 doit SAT., MARCH 1 MYSTICAL POETRY: Zoketsu Norman Fisher will talk about “American Mystical Poetry” at 7:30pm at the Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship, 1708 I St. For more info: 398-7008. TUES., MARCH 4 GUILD MEE T ING: Join the Bellingham Storytellers Guild for their monthly meeting at 7pm at the Fairhaven Library, 1117 12th St. For more info: 714-9631. MOUNTAIN POEMS: Local poet Richard Widerkeh reads from his Mountain collection at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. WED., MARCH 5 BOOK SALE: A Spring Book Sale kicks off today from 3-6pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. Books will be sold at double the marked price today, but will become cheaper by the day until the sale concludes March 8. For more info: 778-7250. BROKEN DREAMS: Alice Rothchild reads from her book, Broken Promises, Broken Dreams, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. COMMUNITY THURS., FEB. 28 TA X T IME: Volunteer Income Tax Assistance (VITA) will be available at various times through April 15 at the Fairhaven Public Library, WWU’s Viking Union, and Whatcom Community College’s Heiner Library. For more info: 650-3350 or [email protected]. UNITED FOR HEALTH: United SUN., MARCH 2 COMMUNIT Y BREAKFAST: All are invited to the monthly Community Pancake Breakfast from 8am-1pm at the Rome Grange, 2821 Mt. Baker Hwy. Cost is $2 for kids, $5 for adults. For more info: 671-7862. LAUGHTER CLUB: Join the Bellingham Laughter Club for a free public laugh session at 4pm at the Bellingham Co-op’s Connection Building, 1220 N. Forest St. For more info: 920-3617. CASINO NIGHT: Help out the Bellingham Childcare and Learning Center by attending the 5th annual Fantasy Casino Night & Silent Auction Benefit from 7-11pm at St. Luke’s Health Education Center, 3333 Squalicum Parkway. Tickets are $35. For more info: 676-0950. MON., MARCH 3 CREATIVE SCARECROWS: Local farmers and the general public are invited to come to a “Farmer to Farmer” meeting to develop win/ win bird-control solutions at 7pm at the Lynden Library, 216 4th St. Falconers will be on hand with three trained hawks—who chase away invasive starlings—to talk about alternatives to air cannons. For more info: 336-0348. WED., MARCH 5 VOLCANO SONG: Western Washington University professor Jackie Caplan-Auerbach talks about “Song of the Volcano” at a free event at 7pm at Bellingham City Hall, 210 Lottie St. For more info: 650-4153. UNLIKE OTHER fashion shows, the models in this show will actually undress and get naked for you. But what they’re undressing are stereotypes and what’s actually “naked” is the truth behind these stereotypes. “The Naked Truth on Stereotypes” is a three-part show that, according to a recent press release, “acts to break down patriarchy, racism, heterosexism, classism and all stereotypes and divisions within ourselves and in our greater local and global communities.” This marks the fourth year and fifth performance of the show, which was created in 2004 by social artist Stephany Hazelrigg, a Western alumnus. She says the production initially addressed female stereotypes, but has since included a show for men. This year’s production will be the first including coed performances. The show breaks down into three acts, beginning with a fashion show in which the performers portray a certain stereotype through costume, behavior and a personal monologue while paparazzi— who play the role of society—shout criticisms and take photos. During the second act, the performers strip off their “oppressive apparel” and reveal their true selves to address the criticism of that stereotype. Act three will invite the audience to participate in an open dialogue with the cast to share their thoughts and ask questions. “The first part is parody. The second part is truth,” coordinator and co-facilitator Becky Renfrow says, explaining the show aims to recognize the many intersecting identities society creates and the voices that are often discredited or marginalized and give them a FEB. 28MARCH 2 LES MIS: A multi-school production of the famous musical, Les Misérables, shows at 7:30pm Thurs.-Sat., and 2pm Sun. at Bellingham High School, 2020 Cornwall Ave. Tickets are $8-$10. For more info: 676-6575. FRI., FEB. 29 BROTHERS, MOTHERS: Audience participation and spontaneous humor for ages 5 and older can be experienced when Brothers from Different Mothers perform at 7pm at Kulshan Middle School, 1250 Kenoyer Dr. Entry is $4. For more info: 676-6985. MAN SHOW: The DK and Morgan Show features live improv comedy at 8pm at Bow’s Skagit Valley Casino. The fellas, performers at Bellingham’s Upfront Theatre, will also incorporate their musical talents. MON., MARCH 3 AUDITION #1: The Lynden Performing Arts Guild will hold auditions for an upcoming production of Pollyanna at 7pm at the Claire vg Thomas Theatre, 655 Front St. For more info: 354-4425 or clairevgtheatre.org. AUDITION #2: The Northwest Washington Theatre Group will hold auditions for the May production of Brigadoon at 7pm tonight and tomorrow at Lynden’s Ten Mile Grange, 6958 Hannegan Rd. For more info: 733-7063 or nwtg.org. TUES., MARCH 4 COMEDY FEST: The Viking Comedy Fest brings Russianborn comedian Daniel Kinno to the stage at 7pm at WWU’s Viking Union Multipurpose Room. Tickets are $5-$7. For more info: 650-6146. DANCE WED., MARCH 5 BALLROOM DANCE: Sentimental Journey will provide live tunes at tonight’s free Ballroom Dance from 6-8pm at the Leopold, 1224 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 733-3500. FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FILM 22 MUSIC 18 ART 16 STAGE STAGE 15 15 WORDS 14 END OF THE WORLD: Local playwright Eva Suter’s new play, Something About the End of the World, can be seen at 8pm at the iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. Expect to see dreams, betrayal and a bit of drunkenness. Tickets are $5 on opening night and for students with valid ID and $10 general. Additional shows happen through March 8. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. STREETCAR, DESIRE: Tennessee Williams’ *A Streetcar Named Desire* shows at 7:30pm Thurs.Fri. and 2pm Sat. at Lynden’s Claire vg Thomas Theatre, 655 Front St. Tickets are $11-$13. For more info: 354-4425 or clairevgtheatre.org. SHADOW THEATRE: The Oregon Shadow Theatre presents Anansi the Spider at 2pm at the Rotunda Room in the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. Tickets to see the shadow puppetry are $3-$4. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. GET OUT 12 FEB. 28MARCH 1 SUN., MARCH 2 CURRENTS 8 GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Catch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” at 8pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. The weekly event features both budding and seasoned improvisers. Cost is $5. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. EVITA: Watch a woman get transformed from a B-movie actress to the spiritual leader of her nation when the musical Evita shows at 7:30pm Fri.Sat., and 2pm Sun. at Mount Vernon’s McIntyre Hall, 2501 E. College Way. Tickets are $10-$20. For more info: (866) 624-6897 or mcintyrehall.org. VIEWS 6 Undressing stereotypes THURS., FEB. 28 FEB. 29MARCH 2 MAIL 4 The Naked Truth forum in which to speak freely. The stereotypes being portrayed address issues in sexual orientation, sexism, racism, class and culture. The audience might recognize such stereotypes as the gay boyfriend, aggressive butch dyke, a Muslim terrorist, an illegal alien and a “wankster.” The self-written monologues are stories personal to each performer, and it’s evident they are exposing a small piece of themselves. Cast ATTEND member Sharde WHAT: The Naked Mills describes Truth on Stereoher character as a types WHEN: 7pm “confused mulatto Feb. 27-29; 2pm trying to pass March 2 for white.” Mills WHERE: PAC Conbased her monocert Hall (Wed.), logues on her Viking Union Multipurpose own experience Room (Thurs.), dealing with othFairhaven Public ers who tried to Library (Fri.), confine her to one Fairhaven College race, something Auditorium (Sun.) COST: Free she says she’s had INFO: 650-6084 to deal with her whole life. “I’m bi-racial,” she says. “A lot of times I get that ‘you’re a black girl acting like a white girl’ [accusation].” A word of caution: this show has a no-holds-barred policy for language and content, which at times is enough to make spectators blush or feel uneasy. However, in the introduction of the show the audience is informed, “If you’re uncomfortable, you’re growing.” Hilarious, emotional and thought provoking, the show has received a variety of feedback about past performances. But the overall reaction is praise, Renfrow says. A common comment has been that audience members wished they could be a part of the therapeutic production. “It’s much more than a show,” Renfrow says. “That’s why we call it the transform-educational fashion show.” DOUBLE DIPPING: Three teams of two performers each will regale you with their talents at “Doubles Improv” this weekend at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $8-$10. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. DO IT 3 BY NANCY BRUCE PROF IL E S FEB. 29-MARCH 1 2.27.08 DANCE BOAT FEST: See a variety of short plays from local playwrights as part of the Bellinghamster One-Act Theatre Festival. Four plays—out of a total of 16—can be seen nightly starting at 7pm at the Bellingham Theatre Guild, 1600 H St. Tickets are $4 per night or $10 for a festival pass. For more info and a complete listing of the plays that can be seen: 647-9242 or bellinghamtheatreguild.com Tickets are $10-$20. For more info: 877-275-2448 or theskagit.com. #9.03 T HE AT ER S TA G E FEB. 27MARCH 8 CASCADIA WEEKLY stage doit 15 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 visual GALLERIES OPENINGS PROFILES doit EVENTS WED., FEB. 27 CALL FOR ART: If you’re interested in submitting your art in celebration of Women’s History Month, apply between March 3-20 at the Center for Expressive Arts. For more info: 671-5355. SAT., MARCH 1 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 FILM 22 MONA ST YLE: Art and fashion combine at today’s “MoNA Style” benefit happening from 10am-4pm at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. More than 25 artists from the region will show and sell their clothing, jewelry, textiles and handcrafted items at the annual event. For more info: (360) 466-4446 or museumofnwart.org. VAGRANT E YE: An opening reception for “The Vagrant Eye,” an exhibit by Sedro-Woolley photographer Gale Sterrett, happens from 2-4pm at La Conner’s Crossroads Building, 125 E. Washington St. The exhibit will be on display through March 31. For more info: (831) 429-5176. FISH OPENING: An opening reception for “Fish” happens from 5-7pm at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. The exhibit features found artist Allan Moe’s pots and paintings by Thomas Wood. The exhibit shows through April 19. For more info: 733-5502 or luciadouglas.com. SUN., MARCH 2 CASCADIA WEEKLY #9.03 2.27.08 DO IT 3 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 EXHIBIT ENDING: If you haven’t yet seen the historical photographs on display as part of the “Let Children Be Children: Lewis Wickes Hine’s Crusade Against Child Labor” at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St., you should know today is your last chance to do so. For more info: 676-6981. EXHIBIT BEGINNING: An exhibit featuring works by Northwest artist R. Allen Jensen—also known as Max Edison, Backroad Bob, and Robert Dante—kicks off today at Edison’s Smith/Vallee Gallery, 5742 Gilkey Ave. A reception with the artists happens March 8. For more info: (360) 305-4892 or smithvalleegallery.com. 16 Preston Wadley’s “The Island of Mixed Metaphors,” 2007 BY AMY KEPFERLE Biennial Bash Saying it with pictures PART OF the beauty of going to a gallery is drawing your own conclusions about what the artist was trying to say through their vision. But sometimes you leave the exhibit with nagging questions about the art running through your cranial core. If you’re looking for answers about the “Photography Biennial: Nine to Watch from the Pacific Northwest” exhibit currently on display at the Whatcom Museum, attend a reception and panel discussion March 1. The artists in attendance will be coming from Portland, British Columbia, New York City, Seattle, Eastern Washington and beyond, and they’ll tell you what you want to know. I’ve taken the liberty of priming the artists for your queries. Following is a sampling of the secrets of the photographers who have confirmed they’ll be heading to the ‘Ham. When Seattle photographer Preston Wadley—who uses historic photographs as the basis of his work in mixed-media constructions that take the form of books—was asked how his pieces go from idea to finished work, he explained conception was the most intuitive part of his process and happened in a variety of ways. “Formally, the idea is to contextualize a selected photograph to give it the meaning I desire,” he says. “I accomplish this by juxtaposing sculptural elements and incorporating titles that ‘frame’ the experience for the viewer. The relationship of these three primary elements are what ultimately tell the story.” During a road trip through Washington State, Vancouver B.C. photographer Rose Bouthillier took pictures of small-town mayors—including former Bellingham mayor Mark Asmundson—in a quest to both hone her portraiture skills and reSEE IT veal the personalities of her subjects. WHAT: Artist’s “When I see a town on a map, I find myreception for “Photography self imagining what it’s like, who lives Biennial” there,” Bouthiller says. “I’ve always been WHEN: 7:30pm attracted to the documentary aspect of Sat., March 1 photography—usually my photographs WHERE: ARCO are more about the subject and my enExhibits Building, 206 Prospect St. counter with it rather than the aesthetic COST: Entry is qualities of the photograph.” free If I hadn’t asked, I never would’ve INFO: 676-6981 known that Tim Roda doesn’t actually or whatcommuconsider himself to be a photographer. seum.org The New York City-based artist, known for constructing life-sized installations that enact sometimesharrowing family dramas, prefers the term “visual artist.” But even that may be a misnomer. “To single out photography CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE TUES., MARCH 4 MEMBERS SHOW: The annual “Members Show” opens today at Allied Arts, 1418 Cornwall Ave. A reception for the artists happens Fri., March 7. For more info: 676-8548. O N GO I N G E X H I B I T S BLUE HORSE: View the “Nudes on Parade Exhibition” through Feb. 28 at the Blue Horse Gallery and Studio UFO< both located at 301 W. Holly St. For more info: 671-2305 or 319-6115. CASA: A mix of “quirky collages and acrylics on recycled materials” can be seen at an exhibit of works by Paul Chandler this month at Casa Que Pasa, 1415 Railroad Ave. For more info: COLOPHON CAFÉ: Bellingham artist Kim Friberg will show photographs at an exhibit titled “Nature’s Canvas” through March at the Colophon Café, 1208 11th St. For more info: 647-0092. HISTORICAL MUSEUM: See “Lost Cities of Skagit: Rediscovering Places of Our Past” through Nov. 2 at La Conner’s Skagit County Historical Museum, 501 S. 4th St. For more info: (360) 466-3365 or skagitcounty.net/museum. MINDPORT: “Doodling: The Art of the Inquisitive Mind” shows through March 23 at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 647-5614 or mindport.org. MONA: View “No Joke: Selections from the Pruzan Collection” and “Randy Walker: Heartwood” through March 9 at La Conner’s Museum of Northwest Art, 121 S. First St. For more info: (360) 466-4446 or museumofnwart.org. QUILT MUSEUM: “Then & Now” and “Our Progress FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FILM 22 16 ART 18 C\Xj\Xe\n)''/Kle[iXXe[^\k )#,'':Xj_9XZbfi '8GI]fi*-dfek_j! MUSIC 18 K_\E\n KfpfkXKle[iX STAGE 15 as Quilters” hangs through March 16 at the La Conner Quilt and Textile Museum, 703 S. Second St. Entry is $5. For more info: (360) 466-4288 or laconnerquilts.com. ROEDER HOME: Mixed-media works will be on display at the “Tuesday Art Group” exhibit through Feb. 28 at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. For more info: 733-6897. SK AGIT COLLEGE: Jacob Lawrence’s “The Legend of John Brown” series will hang through March 14 at the Skagit Valley Community College Art Gallery, 24015 E. College Way, Mount Vernon. For more info: (360) 416-7682. VIKING UNION: “Redefining Black: The Resilience and Endurance of a People” can be perused through Feb. 28 at WWU’s Viking Union Gallery. For more info: 650-6534. WESTERN GALLERY: Fifteen artists are represented at “Leaded: The Materiality and Metamorphosis of Graphite” through March 8 at the Western Gallery on the WWU campus. For more info: 650-3963. WHATCOM MUSEUM: “Love, Murder, Magic,” “The Bellingham YWCA: 100 Years of Challenge and Change,” and “Photography Biennial: Nine to Watch from the Pacific Northwest” are currently on display at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981 or whatcommuseum.org. WORDS 14 doit BIENNIAL, CURRENTS 8 VIEWS 6 MAIL 4 *0% APR for 36 months. No down payment w/ approved credit through Toyota Financial Services. Not all customers will qualify for lowest rate. Customer Cash directly from Toyota Motor Sales, Inc. USA. A Documentary Service Fee up to $35 may be added to vehicle price. Subject to availability. 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But a closer look reveals intricate storytelling and a somewhat dark side that deals with everything from parenthood to religion. “Often ideas come from a prop I might find,” Weston says. “Sometimes, instead, I have an idea first and then have to find or make props that will fulfill my vision. Occasionally, a title or phrase will come to me and I think about how I’d like to depict it. “My style is very personal. It comes out of a childhood spent entertaining myself in isolation. I think there is borderline neurotic introspection balanced with the healthy coping mechanism of humor. Working with miniatures, toys and bright colors allows me play with weightier issues in a lighter way.” If the answers the artists provided above bring about more questions, you know what to do. GET OUT 12 FROM PREVIOUS PAGE 17 CLASSIFIEDS 25 FOOD 30 music RUMOR HA S I T FILM 22 PRE V IE W S CASCADIA WEEKLY #9.03 2.27.08 DO IT 3 MAIL 4 VIEWS 6 CURRENTS 8 GET OUT 12 WORDS 14 STAGE 15 ART 16 MUSIC 18 showPREVIEW 18 T HE R OOTS BY CAREY ROSS The Roots A genuine big deal IF ALL you’ve ever seen of the Roots is one of their highprofile stints backing Jay Z, or as the house band for many other members of rap’s illuminati as part of Dave Chappelle’s Block Party, you may think they are merely hip-hop’s most crackerjack backing band. While, if they decided to call it quits and spent the rest of their careers providing musical support for the many artists they’ve collaborated with over the years— Common, Erykah Badu, Mos Def, Nas, and Talib Kweli, to name just a few—they’d certainly manage to keep busy and make a good living, to assume the Roots would ever be content to do such a thing is pretty ridiculous. What is not ridiculous is the body of original work this unique hip-hop group has amassed, or the Grammy they’ve won, or the critical acclaim they’ve earned or the hundreds of thousands of albums they’ve sold. But record sales and awards don’t really scratch the surface of the Roots. If they suddenly ceased to exist, the Roots could take comfort in knowing their place in hip-hop’s diverse and oft-disputed history is impressively intact, and their infl uence will far exceed the shows played and albums made. Before they became historically and musically important, the Roots were a couple of high school kids, Tariq Trotter and Ahmir Khalib Thompson, playing music on Philadelphia’s streets. These days, the pair are better known as rapper Black Thought and drummer ?uestlove, and they remain the core of what has been a lineup that has ebbed and flowed around them during their 15 years as a group. Longevity, however, is not the reason for the band’s impact—although it certainly hasn’t hurt their development as artists any. No, what sets the Roots apart is that they are a band in every sense of the word—as in, they play all their own instruments on their albums and at their shows—something pretty much unheard of in a genre where artists engage in an endless battle to out-sample one another. While this full-band approach has led to hitor-miss results when it comes to their nine albums, few bands playing today can bring it like the Roots in front of a live audience. Their shows are legendary, and with their more challenging songs suddenly becoming accessible, and their truly great material seeming larger than life, the Roots often leave audiences wondering why all HEAR rap acts don’t come with WHO: The Roots, guests their own full band. WHEN: 7:30pm But it’s not just chaSat., March 1 risma that makes them WHERE: Carver unique. Turning the way Gym, Western Washrap music is made on ington University COST: $35 general, its ear has given the $20 student Roots the freedom to MORE INFO: explore their own mu650-6146 popmusic. sical vision—and they as.wwu.edu are visionaries indeed. Although they’ve enjoyed a fair amount of commercial success—as evidenced by a couple of gold albums and consistent major-label backing—one gets the idea that, to the Roots, units sold are both coincidental and incidental to the making of exactly the music they most want to create. Their latest effort, 2006’s Game Theory, is both their darkest and most challenging album to date, but its moments of genius come in whole chunks rather than small glimpses, and it fits nicely into a back catalog rife with innovative and forwardthinking music. But if you’re still not convinced the Roots are a genuine big deal, it may be worth knowing their March 1 show at WWU’s Carver Gym is the first to take place there in almost a decade. And if you’re up on your Bellingham music history, you’re probably well aware concerts at the gym tend to be memorable. You never know who may decide to show up to the party. Rumor Has It ALTHOUGH WE’RE ALL still mourning the loss of the music venues this town his seen come and go (well, mostly go) during the past few years—and the recent anniversary of the death of former Factory owner Reece Degolier makes reflecting on all that has taken place since then that much more poignant—some of the remaining venues in town are working their hardest to fill in some pretty big gaps. Having made such a statement before, and having been given no small amount of shit for focusing on the future instead of dwelling on the past, just let me make it clear that I realize no Bellingham bar will ever reprise the special magic that was solely contained within the walls of the 3B. It is also unlikely that anyone will open up their stage to upand-coming bands with the frequency and regularity that the Factory did. With the Nightlight’s closure, it is highly improbable we’ll see Son Volt, Blackalicious, Dick Dale, Henry Rollins, or a whole host of other bands play anywhere in town again (unless it’s on campus, of course). I get it. However, that does not diminish the fact BY CAREY ROSS that people such as Bucketz at the Rogue Hero or Mark Heimer at Boundary Bay have been doing their level best to continue to bring you music you want to see. So, even if the ceilings are a little low for your liking or the sound a bit muddy for your tastes, it’s pretty tough to fault anyone for trying to pick up some of the tremendous amount of slack right now. Speaking of picking up slack, perhaps you’ve noticed that the fine folks at Fantasia Espresso have been kicking their live music scene into high gear once again. They’ve been adding shows to their calendar—and more than just one a week— with a dizzying frequency and have also launched both a weekly open mic and a jazz night. After a somewhat up-and-down history, the coffeehouse claims to be “here to stay,” and with shows booked clear into May, I’m inclined to believe them. Also in the realm of all-ages action is a show Thurs., Feb. 28 featuring the half-local, semi-Seattle Police Teeth, along with the return of the ever-excellent So Many Dynamos, who have not graced our fair burg for far too long. Joining the bands will be Fall on Fall and Octagon Control, and, as the whole thing takes place on the down low, you’ll have to do a little work to ferret out the particulars of time and place. However, if you’re interested and even a little intrepid, you’ll figure it out. THE DIVING BELL & THE BUTTERFLY BARRAGE: The Canadian string ensemble going by the name Barrage performs at 7pm at Ferndale High School, 5380 Golden Eagle Dr. Tickets are $10-$15. For more info: 383-9312. BOB NELSON: Folk music, storytelling and humorous tunes will be on the roster when Bob Nelson performs at 7:30pm at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. Suggested donation is $8-$12. For more info: 734-7979. SECOND WEEK! THE ORPHANAGE Fri–Thr, Feb 29-Mar 6 @ 9 PM ART 16 STAGE 15 INJURED? Auto Accident •Fall •Defective Product northwestdrg@ mhpro57.com Attorney “I’ll help ease the stress of your injury by protecting your legal rights while you recover.” A = C B 6 A 7 2 3 B @ 3 < 2 A consignment + new clothing O P E N + more! GET OUT 12 Michael Heatherly (360) 312-5156 WORDS 14 Free consultation CURRENTS 8 THUNDER DRUMS: Drummers, percussionists and other assorted musicians will bring their talents to town when Jigu! Thunder Drums of China perform at 3pm at the Mount Baker Theatre, 104 N. Commercial St. Tickets are $20-$42. For more info: 734-6080 or mountbakertheatre.com. HOUSE CONCERT: Victoria Ebel-Sabo and Dan Sabo will give a two-piano concert at 3pm at a private home at 930 Newell St. Entry is $20. For more info and to make reservations: 671-6104. EARLY MUSIC: Jeffrey Cohan will play “Flutes from Six Centuries” at the first of a series of early music concerts at 4pm at St. Paul’s Episcopal Church, 2117 Walnut St. Suggested donation is $15. For more info: 445-3164 or cemf.org. SONGS AND STORIES: McDougall, a guitarist from Oregon, offers up a free show of singing and storytelling at 6:30pm at the Bellingham Public Market, 1530 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 647-8006. Leopold Classic! The Apartment31 PM on Thur, 3/6 | Seniors $3! D A I LY 9th & Harris ˙ Fairhaven ˙ 734-1109 VIEWS 6 SUN., MARCH 2 )'*0/$.333**%('.&3*- /$# w w w. s o u t h s i de t r e n d s . c o m MAIL 4 BAYSHORE ENSEMBLE: The Bayshore Symphonic Ensemble performs at 7:30pm Sat. at Mount Vernon’s St. Paul’s Episcopal Church and 3pm Sun. at Bellingham’s Central Lutheran Church. Suggested donation is $10. For more info: 647-9175. /0* - DO IT 3 MARCH 1-2 THE OTHER SIDE OF THE MIRROR TUES., MARCH 4 We Just Keep Gettin’ Better & Better… BARBERSHOP BEATS: Hear Whatcom County’s award-wining barbershop chorus, the Mount Baker Toppers, at a free show at 8pm at the Lynden Library, 216 Fourth St. For more info: 354-4883. EMULAT ING ELLINGTON: The 17-piece Duke Ellington Orchestra performs a variety of swing and jazz tunes at 7:30pm at Mount Vernon’s Lincoln Theatre, 712 S. First St. Tickets are $22-$29. For more info: (877) 754-6284 or lincolntheatre.org. New Hours Open until 7:00PM on Monday – Saturday and 6:00PM on Sunday Check Out Our Daily Specials! WED., MARCH 5 We Feature Wi-Fi afternoons/evenings MUSIC CLUB: Betsy Stuen-Walker’s string ensemble will play chamber tunes at a free concert put on by the Bellingham Music Club at 10:30am at Faith Lutheran Church, 2750 McLeod Rd. For more info: 935-1991 or bellinghammusicclub.org. Come enjoy our new pastries (made daily) with your espresso drinks! 1329 Railroad Ave 715-1005 2.27.08 Velella is one of those bands people struggle to define. Their willingness to dabble in many genres at once means that, rather than identifying with any particular one, the quartet exists in a kind of musical No Man’s Land, a place they seem perfectly happy to inhabit. Whether they truly are, as they’ve been described, “funk pop,” “indie funkadelic” or the equally incomprehensible “blissful donut” is open to what will probably be continued debate, their music is a delightful cacophony of infectious noise. The best way for me to explain their music, and this is a description probably only the ladies will HEAR understand, is WHO: Velella Velella, Chow it’s sort of like Nasty the soundtrack WHEN: 10:30pm to a late-night Fri., Feb. 29 impromptu WHERE: Boundary dance party Bay Brewery, 1107 Railroad Ave. with your best COST: $3 girlfriends. ExMORE INFO: cept in this sce647-5593 or bbaynario, you have brewery.com way better taste in music than has ever been exhibited at any dance party I’ve ever found myself caught up in. In fact, if you find yourself at their show at Boundary Bay, you’ll probably want to make sure you’re geared up and tricked out to show off your sweet moves, as even the most apathetic music fans often find themselves doing more than just toe tapping and head bobbing when Velella Velella hits the stage. As for you fellas who may never have partaken in or witnessed the aforementioned species of dance party and can’t quite figure what this show has to offer you, well, I’m guessing there will be ladies there. Dancing ones. Do I really have to spell this out for you? MUSIC 18 $1'"+, '*33)'*30!/'/($.3 #9.03 VELELLA HEALING MUSIC: Harpist Christine Magnussen and Ryan Zimmerman present a “Healing Music Concert: Exploring the Doshas Through Music” at 7pm at the Ayurvedic Health Center, 203 W. Holly St., Suite 201. Entry is by donation. For more info: 393-3375. ORION WEISS: The Sanford Piano Series continues with a concert by 25-year-old Orion Weiss at 7:30pm at Western Washington University’s Performing Arts Center Concert Hall. Tickets are $9-$16. For more info: 650-6146. BENEFIT CONCERT: The Acorn Project and Joel Smith will perform at a “Concert for Darfur” at 8pm at WWU’s Viking Union Multipurpose Room. Tickets are $5-$10. For more info: 650-6146. CLASSIFIEDS 25 - *"$33)'*30!/'/($.3 FRI., FEB. 29 Velella Velella SEATTLE’S Fri–Thr, Feb 29-Mar 6 FILM 22 WED., FEB. 27 BY CAREY ROSS FOOD 30 non-clubMUSIC CASCADIA WEEKLY showPREVIEW 19 FOOD 30 CLASSIFIEDS 25 READERS An 80% reduction in waste can be relatively easy AND save money. • Who? Robert Keller Retired WWU History Professor, publisher of six books including local favorite Whatcom Places, Whatcom Land Trust board member, outdoor adventurer, hiker, kayaker, and world traveler. 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But the miracle isn’t a cure or a heavenly vision. It’s a grunt: a growly, phlegmy, nonverbal attempt at singing by a man who can’t even speak. He can’t move his arms or legs, either. He can’t see out of his right eye, which is sewn shut to stave off infection. The one reliable moving part on his entire person is his left eye, which he blinks in response to questions. One blink yes, two blinks no. Family and friends and therapists hold up an alphabet, read it aloud and stop at a letter when he blinks. In this manner he communicates. He spells out the pains of living. And he writes a book: The Diving Bell and the Butterfly, published in 1997 and now dramatized (with some adjustments) by director-artist Julian Schnabel, who has transformed Bauby’s slim, searing memoir into a film of poetic vision. Schnabel’s third effort as director is, like his first two (Be- fore Night Falls and Basquiat), a close study of an artist’s life and impact. But here he travels straight into the artist’s mind to find an inner life that turns more potent and unfettered than his outward one. The first portion of the movie is told mostly from Jean-Do’s perspective, opening with a blur of sounds and images as he wakes in a hospital on the Channel coast of France. Doctors peer at his face and try to coax words from him. They tell him he’s had a “cerebrovascular accident’’—once known as a massive stroke—and is now paralyzed from head to toe. He suffers, they say, from “locked-in syndrome,’’ in which a patient with a damaged brain stem retains all cognitive function but almost no motor skills. He can think but not move. He can hear but not talk. “This is life?’’ Jean-Do muses, and no one but us can reply. Yes, he finally answers. His arrival at that extraordinary conclusion is, in its impressionistic and light-touched manner, the thrust of the movie. Schnabel, the ethereal cinematographer Janusz Kaminski, and screenwriter Ronald Harwood (who also adapted Love in the Time of Cholera) meld waking life with memory and imagination in collages of gossamer beauty offset by the mundane. Jean-Do is bathed. A fly lands on his nose. The estranged mother of his children (Emmanuelle Seigner) visits faithfully, but an adored new girlfriend won’t come. He remembers shaving his father (Max von Sydow, huge in a small part) and fantasizes sexy moments on a beach, all flights of his imaginative “butterfly’’ that journeys where he can’t. And he pictures himself trapped inside a “diving bell,’’ depicted here as an old-style aqua suit bobbing in the ocean. The fear in Mathieu Amalric’s face (fantastically emotive as Bauby, even when frozen and slack) as he stares through that helmet matches the fear in his voice a few reels back, when his eye is stitched by a doctor. We see it from Bauby’s perspective: the needle, the lashes, the rim of his lid. So indeed, “something miraculous’’ has occurred, but it isn’t Jean-Do’s grunt. It’s the creation and release of a film this breathtaking—a film that haunts and inspires, about a man who loves and longs. See it and connect with your own humanity. See it and remember why art endures through time: To tell us who we are and what we live for. ANNE BOLEYN was the one who managed to stay alive while married to England’s King Henry VIII for 1,000 days, but her sister Mary in The Other Boleyn Girl would have been his queen if only she had been better at making babies. That, of course, was always the problem. The Tudor line’s grip on the throne was invariably threatened by the lack of a son, even though it would be daughter Elizabeth who reigned in the nation’s golden age. In Justin Chadwick’s handsome but glum film, based on the novel by Philippa Gregory, the focus is on Anne (Natalie Portman) and Mary (Scarlett Johansson) as their father, Thomas Boleyn (Mark Rylance), and uncle, the Duke of Norfolk (David Morrissey), conspire for one of them to win the king’s fancy while their mother (Kristin Scott Thomas) looks on in disgust. Shot in high definition and filmed at many historic locations, the film somehow still lacks the splendor of an epic, and its urgency to get on with the next plot point leaves much unexplained while context goes out the window. Good performances by the female leads and all the appurtenances and costumes of the time might attract fans of period movies, but there’s not enough fl ash and fire to grab the attention of a wider audience. His script lacks punch, however. Portman and Johansson are more than equal to their roles, but with a tougher-minded script they might have soared. Portman comes to grips with the sharpest lines, but she could have done so much more. Johansson’s character grows the most in the film and once again the star dazzles with her versatility. Although the various homes and castles are lovely to see, the story feels rushed, a feeling made worse by the director cutting every couple of scenes to somebody on horseback riding furiously through woods or water. Like the film, it’s not always clear why. INCREDIBLE CLASSIFIEDS 25 FILM 22 GET OUT 12 CURRENTS 8 come, first-served basis, so it’s critical to come early to have the best chance of getting the vehicle you want.” Those wishing to beat the rush should shop early and take advantage of our extended sale hours over these four days at Jerry Chambers Chevrolet, which is located at 3891 Northwest Ave. in Bellingham, WA, 98226. For further info on this sale, please call: VIEWS 6 2005 Chevrolet Aveo only $29 down & $99 a month! WORDS 14 STAGE 15 over, all remaining preowned vehicles may be shipped to auction. All vehicles will be offered on a first- *All prices, payments, plus tax, title, license, doc. with approved credit. Dealer retains rebates. Plus dealer installed accessories. Vehicles subject to prior sale. Examples: 2007 Cadillac Escalade, Stk#19554, VIN#R302194. MSRP $64,505, Discount $7,328, Rebate $4,500 Selling price $52,677. 2005 Chevrolet Silverado, Stk#16760 VIN#Z105989. $29 down, $148 per month for 72 months @ 6.99%APR. Sale price $8,745. 2005 Pontiac Sunfire, Stk# 6481 VIN#S207166. $29 down, $115 per month for 72 months @ 6.99%APR. Sale price $6,790. 2005 Chevrolet Aveo, Stk# 20379A, VIN# B504365. $29 down, $99 per month for 72 months @ 6.99%APR. Sale price $5,820. Offer Ends Sunday, March 2, 2008. ©2008 The Premier Group, All Rights Reserved. DO IT 3 2.27.08 Saturday 8:00AM – 7:00PM Sunday 11:00AM – 5:00PM #9.03 or visit www.jerrychambers.com Sale Hours: Thursday 8:00AM – 8:00PM Friday 8:00AM – 8:00PM MAIL 4 800-906-4045 CASCADIA WEEKLY are still very low but are poised to rise in the near future. “Most of all, we’ve got over four million dollars worth of inventory — that’s over 200 pre-owned cars, trucks, minivans and sport utility vehicles to choose from. It can’t get any better for the serious auto buyer.” For auto shoppers looking for a very low payment and price, there will be Jerry Chambers Chevrolet offers an extensive selection of pre-owned import and many choices. Sample paydomestic vehicles at its convenient location at 3891 Northwest Ave. in Bellingham. ments will be clearly BELLINGHAM, WA — Mr. February through that in most instances their marked on select vehicles. 28th Dave Koehler, General Sunday, March 2nd. The mas- prices may be thousands All you’ll need to do is Manager of Jerry Chambers sive sale must take place lower than wholesale auction obtain credit approval, then Chevrolet, just announced regardless of any weather prices. “Current automotive pick a vehicle and a paymarket conditions indicate ment. It’s that simple. that he has issued a direc- conditions that may arise. “We are flooded with preKoehler offers a simple that the best values exist in tive to the management and sales staff at the dealership explanation for this unprece- the pre-owned market. The owned vehicles that must be sold or shipped to to accept all reasonable dented sale. “We’ve auctions located offers from any customer had record sales “Come In And Buy A Car throughout the due, in part, to Northwest, which recent manufacturFor As Low As $29* will cost us thouer discount pricing — During Our Spectacular sands in shipping programs. As a costs that we want result, we are now “Leap Into Savings” Event says to avoid,” severely overKoehler. stocked with hunEnjoy Extra Savings On This For those auto 2007 Cadillac Escalade dreds of late-model, Extra Day Of The Year.” shoppers looking to low mileage tradeSave over $12,000 after trade their current ins, most with the Discounts and Dealer Cash —Dave Koehler, General Manager vehicle, all trades remainder of the will be purchased who purchases a vehicle m a n u f a c t u r e r ’ s during the “Leap into warranties still in effect.” He recent surge in new vehicle for 100% of their current Savings” event this Thurs- adds, “During this massive sales, due to several manufac- market value, whether day, February 28th through sale event, we will offer unbe- turer’s national discount pro- leased or purchased, paid Sunday, March 2nd. He states lievable discounts on all grams, has created a surplus off or not. You won’t want to that he has several local these pre-owned vehicles of pre-owned vehicles; thus miss this unique opportuniauto loan specialists willing and sell many for just $29* leading to a rapid decline in ty to purchase a pre-owned to waive payments until the down and only $99* per the prices of like-new vehicles. car, truck, minivan, sport fall of 2008 and he will sell month. I am committed to It couldn’t be any better for utility, luxury or economy pre-owned vehicles for as doing whatever it takes to pre-owned vehicle shoppers.” vehicle with an unbelievably low as $29* down and $99* sell our entire inventory of Expect to purchase a quality low down payment of just per month! All the recent pre-owned vehicles by pre-owned vehicle at the low- $29* and monthly payments trade-ins, lease returns, March 2nd. We can help you est possible price, with the of $99* per month! He reminds prospective service loaner vehicles and even if you’ve had serious selection including several dealer demos will be at Jerry credit problems in the past. vehicles priced as low as $999. buyers to act quickly if they Chambers Chevrolet to be We’ve arranged for several There will be an enormous want to take advantage of sold. This unprecedented 4- bank representatives to be selection of vehicles of all these incredible savings. “I Day sales event is scheduled on-hand each day to assist makes and models to choose can’t stress enough that this sale is for FOUR DAYS for Leap Day weekend, those with past credit from. beginning Thursday, issues.” He also points out Remember, interest rates ONLY. Once the event is MUSIC 18 Pre-owned Vehicles to Sell for as Low as $29* Down and $99* Per Month and up to $12,000** off MSRP on new vehicles this Thursday, February 28th through Sunday, March 2nd ART 16 Bellingham Dealership Takes A Leap on the 29th FOOD 30 PA I D A DVERT I SEMENT 23 BY CAREY ROSS CH ARL IE BART L E T T FILM SHORTS Bellingham Human Rights Film Festival: From war-torn Africa to a sharp look at the International Monetary Fund to slave labor in the United States and beyond, this year’s Human Rights Film Fest wraps up its run with a slate of hard-hitting and thoughtprovoking films. Fairhaven College Auditorium. Check out whrtf.org for films and showtimes. Penelope: This film, which stars indie goddess Christina Ricci as a girl with a pig snout for a nose, has been the talk of the festival circuit for months. After all, who doesn’t want to see Ricci gettin’ piggy with it? ★★★★1(tISNJO Bellis Fair 2:20 | 4:50 | 7:20 | 10:00 Semi-Pro: Why does Will Farrell continue to churn out sports spoof after sports spoof? Because they’re funny. This one is about basketball. That’s all you need to know. ★★★3tISNJO Sunset Square 12:00 | 1:00 | 2:10 | 3:10 | 4:30 | 5:20 | 7:00 | 7:45 | 9:20 | 10:05 The Bucket List: Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman team up to fulfill their every heart’s desire before they both, you guessed it, kick the bucket. Terminal illness has never been so funny. ★★ 1( t IS 37 min.) Bellis Fair 2:45 | 5:15 | 7:45 | 10:10 Jumper: Hayden Christensen, while you may be able to magically teleport yourself wherever you want, I’m sorry to say it hasn’t helped your acting skills any. 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Sort of like In the Line of Fire meets Groundhog’s Day. ★1(tISNJO Sunset Square 12:15 | 1:15 | 2:30 | 3:30 | 4:45 | 5:45 | ]]] February 25—March 8 At the Guild Playhouse 1600 H Street, Bellingham The popular BOAT Fest returns with 16 locally produced plays—4 plays per night. Don’t miss it! UÊn°x»ÊÝÊ££» UÊÓ{Ê7 ÌiÊ>ÃiÀ UÊ-}i-`i` With this coupon until March 15th, 2008 $ es t Price 589 re An ywhe ! Fool’s Gold: The last time Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey teamed up, it was for the abysmal How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days. At the rate this not-sodynamic duo is going, they’d be better off calling this dud How to Lose a Career in Two Films. ★1(t hr. 50 min.) Bellis Fair 1:40 | 4:25 | 7:10 | 9:50 superstardom, all is not right with the world. In this endearing and acerbic comedy, she plays a pregnant teen forced to fall back on her own—as it turns out, considerable—resources in making some difficult decisions. ★★★★★1(tISNJO Sehome 1:45 | 4:30 | 7:20 | 9:45 Some restrictions may apply Offer ends 3-15-08 t Price es 24¢ re An ywhe ! The Diving Bell and the Butter fly: See review previous page. ★★★★1(tISNJO Pickford 4:00 | 6:30 The Spider wick Chronicles: One of a spate of fanciful films based on popular books and aimed at children of all ages, this one has the benefit of being directed by Mark Waters (Mean Girls) and starring Freddie Highmore (Finding Neverland ). ★★★★1(t 1 hr. 37 min.) 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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Although dolphins are among the smartest animals of the sea, they get pretty stupid when they’re on dry ground. This is according to a report by the world’s finest news source, The Onion. Researchers found that when bottlenose dolphins were transferred from their water-filled tanks to lab tables, they flunked 11 different tests designed to assess their cognitive skills and reasoning abilities. Let that be a lesson to you, Sagittarius, as you navigate your way through the challenges of the coming week. As much as possible, make sure you’re on your home turf or in your natural habitat when you’re working to solve knotty dilemmas. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Often the truth needs to be packed in great illusion,” writes medical intuitive Caroline Myss, “to protect it from the carrier of that truth.” Your job in the coming week is to chip off some of the illusion that’s hiding a precious truth you’re shielding yourself from. You’re getting closer to being able to handle the whole truth, but you’re not completely ready yet. That’s why I suggest you preserve a bit of the protective illusion as a buffer. The dramatic revelation will best occur in stages. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A century ago, human life expectancy was 47, the speed limit on most roads was 10 mph, and the average wage was 22 cents an hour. Only one out of six homes had a bathtub, while one out of 10 had a phone. Women washed their hair once a month and often using egg yolks for shampoo. Coca Cola contained cocaine. I predict that between now and 2028, life on earth will change as dramatically as it did in the last 100 years, and no other sign of the zodiac will be better positioned than you Aquarians to thrive on the transformations. What can you do to fully capitalize on your natural advantage? Create a 10-year master plan and a 20-year master plan, envisioning what you’d like to be doing in 2018 and 2028. 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Strong, independent, resourceful and largely fictional, this heroic frontiersman can bake bread over a campfire in the blowing snow, deliver a calf at midnight, mend fence all day and then ride home into the sunset. Yet while one pioneer tended the herd, you can bet another was tending the garden, making applesauce, shelling peas and raising hens—all just as gritty and heroic as bouncing around on some horse. Indeed, the garden is every inch the elemental battleground as a forest or a cattle range. You’re out there, exposed to the elements, growing enough food to survive the winter. In my personal, romanticized version of this myth, vertical integration is key. Building your house is good; if you also felled the trees, peeled the logs, etc., that’s even better. In this spirit, I’ve always made it a point to grow my garden from seed. My wintertime seed-ordering ritual involves getting cozy with a cup of tea and a stack of catalogues—Fedco and Johnny’s are my favorites. I read the descriptions of the various plants, plan my garden and dream of summer—dreams grounded in the reality that each passing day brings us closer. By ordering seeds, I’m investing in that reality. And when it comes to raising seedlings, it’s not enough just to be pretty good. In the greenhouse, any number of factors can cause the little plants to get stressed, which will set them back INDEED, THE GARDEN IS EVERY INCH THE ELEMENTAL BATTLEGROUND AS A FOREST OR A CATTLE RANGE. YOU’RE OUT THERE, EXPOSED TO THE ELEMENTS, GROWING ENOUGH FOOD TO SURVIVE THE WINTER. days, weeks, months or forever. Too wet, too dry, too hot, too cold, too bright, too dim—any of these circumstances can hurt plants. Once they lose their momentum, it’s nearly impossible to catch up. A plant—a tomato, say—that’s behind the ball when put in the ground, or is planted late, might be too small to bear much fruit when summer hits. Maybe you’ll get a few tomatoes, but not what you need to survive the winter. A well-developed plant, meanwhile, will hit the ground running. Clearly, if you want a fantastic August, you need a perfect March. And if you don’t have a perfect March, you’re better off buying starts from someone who did. Just as careless sex can lead to a lasting com- mitment in the form of a child, a carefree romp in the seed catalogs can saddle you with many little green life forms to care for. Last year was typical for me. My seedlings lived like orphans bouncing around foster homes. They started in the basement under grow lights, were moved in front of a big window when the days were long enough and, once in a while, the trays spent an afternoon outside for some fresh air. Finally they went to the greenhouse, where cold nights, hot days and erratic watering put the starts in survival mode. They survived, but they did not thrive—a condition exacerbated last year by surprisingly lame store-bought potting soil, Glacier Gold brand. But it’s a poor workman who blames his tools. A real pioneer, of course—or a real farmer—would have made his own potting soil. Every spring when the farmers markets open, I come face-to-face with starts raised in stable homes by growers who really know what they are doing. It’s humiliating, and it’s grounding. On paper, it makes questionable financial sense to buy starts at the market, where one plant might cost more than a whole packet of seeds. I’ve fallen prey to this logic for years. I’ve even clung to this failed logic to the point where I’ve put my sorry plants in the ground anyway, which effectively dooms my garden for the year. So this year I’m going to restrain my pioneering impulses and buy my starts from the experts. Instead of wasting time and money on a romantic exercise in futility, I’m going to make my garden into the best home possible for the starts I bring home from the market. In plugging into my local economy this way, I’m embracing my community, with warm and fuzzy paybacks like the special relationship that can develop between the gardener and the greenhouse whiz. Imagine knowing that all across town, people have planted the starts you raised. It’s like they’re raising your children. “You get updates all summer long,” one farmer friend says. “They’ll say things like, ‘That Sungold tomato plant you sold us, oh my god, they taste like candy!’” So, while being a go-it-alone pioneer is a cool concept, being a player in a vital community is even cooler. This year, with all of the extra time I’ll have on my hands, I’m going to focus on irrigation. I’ll be thumbing through the Peaceful Valley Farm Supply catalogue, scheming about the drip irrigation system I’m installing this spring. I want it to be water-wise, easy to manage, and ready to go when I bring home my adopted starts. 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