2007/01/12 - Western USC
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2007/01/12 - Western USC
www.gazette.uwo.ca Western’s Daily Student Newspaper • Est. 1906 ...winning dry T-shirt contests since 1906 High 6C • Low 2C Are war games warping our youth? ... p. 8 VOLUME 100, ISSUE 55 • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 The Wave facing major overhaul Brutal badgering USC’s proposed renovations would cost $1.2 million By Ravi Amarnath Gazette Staff Joyce Wang/Gazette FEELING THE PRESSURE. Brock guard Brad Rootes — shown here guarding Western guard Matthew Curtis — put all kinds of pressure on the Mustangs in a 74-68 Badgers victory Wednesday, scoring a game-high 27 points. See p. 13 for full coverage. Guelph U. unhappy with strip club’s tuition giveaway By Claire Neary Gazette Staff A Guelph strip club’s wet T-shirt contest — offering a $5,000 prize toward tuition — has irked the University of Guelph’s administration and student association. Starting this week, women can enter a wet T-shirt contest at The Manor strip club and receive $50 to $100 for entering. Each night the winner receives a $500 cash prize. According to a Manor employee, who asked to be referred to as Mr. Cohen, the weekly winners will compete in a grand finale for the tuition prize in approximately three months. “There’s absolutely no stripping or taking clothes off,” Cohen said. “It’s just like the beach, except there’s a winner.” He said everything the club does is perfectly legal, and he requires three pieces of identification to let people into the club. “The university kids love it,” Cohen said. “It’s just the women, the feminists, who don’t like it.” Cohen said the university threatened to charge the club with trespassing if he and his colleagues distribute fliers or advertise the contest on campus. “I’m not recruiting or targeting dancers,” he said. “I have lots of dancers and many of them come from overseas.” Cohen said all the students he has spoken to support the contest, adding he and some students are upset by the women complaining about the contest. “We’re living in a democracy,” Cohen said. “Who are they to judge?” He said he refused to comment in Guelph’s student paper, The Ontarian, since The Manor, like other bars and strip clubs, isn’t allowed to advertise in the paper or anywhere on campus. Lori Bona Hunt, associate director of communications and public affairs for the University of Guelph, said the university PLEASE SEE WET T-SHIRT P3 After withstanding countless Rick McGhie and soph pub nights, Western’s finest eatery will receive a makeover this summer for the first time in over 10 years. The Wave, which is owned and operated by the University Students’ Council, will close down for three to four months beginning in mid-April to enhance its current facilities. The changes to the restaurant were announced at a USC council meeting Wednesday evening. “The renovations will cost just over $1.2 million,” said USC President Fab Dolan. “The Wave will be paying the USC back over the next five to six years.” Council votes to approve the venture in two weeks. Dolan said the renovation costs won’t result in student fee increases. Proposed changes include an 800-square foot student lounge, to be built around the existing coat check, and a permanent concession stand for Western Film. In addition, the front entrance will be relocated to the bottom floor of the University Community Centre and all of the existing furniture will be removed. Despite the new changes, The Wave’s fundamental layout, which features both restaurant-style seating and a dance floor, will remain the same. The restaurant’s square footage will increase slightly from 3808 to 3854 square feet of usable space. “A number of thought processes went into this,” said Dan Smith, USC manager of bars and restaurants for the USC. “[The Wave] needed a facelift.” Smith commented on the benefits of the restaurant’s design. “We can do programming in addition to day-to-day restaurant operations,” he said. “Because of the flexible use of space, we can say ‘yes’ to special programming.” Over the past two years, The Wave’s restaurant and alcohol sales have improved. The facility is used for numerous events, ranging from Ivey recruiting sessions to reunion parties during Homecoming weekend. —with files from Dave Ward McGill adopts a new, stricter hazing policy By Ravi Amarnath Gazette Staff A year after McGill University’s football team’s infamous “Dr. Broomstick” hazing incident was exposed to the national media, the school has begun creating a general policy on hazing. On Dec. 6, McGill’s Senate voted by a margin of 29-5 to adopt a policy outlining inappropriate initiation behaviour for students. The list of unacceptable initiation practices includes whipping, simulated sexual acts and calisthenics unrelated to the actual sport. “Hazing has always been a violation under McGill’s student code of conduct and disciplinary procedures, but it hasn’t been as clearly defined or clearly stated,” said Morton Mendelson, Deputy Provost of Student Life and Learning at McGill. “This policy allows us as a university to make a statement on where we stand on this set of activities, and to give this issue an appropriate level of profile.” The school’s Board of Governors debates and votes on the policy in February. Although the Senate adopted the policy by a large majority, student senators voted against it due to a disagreement with its appendix, which provides a list of unacceptable behaviour. Some items on the list include head shaving, providing personal service to senior members [of a team] and conducting interrogations. “We tried to separate voting on the policy and the appendix to the policy,” said Aaron Donny-Clark, president of the Students’ Society of McGill University. “We wanted the appendix to go back to a committee stage.” “The fear is that as student athletes or people involved in activities try and figure out what they can and can’t do, the policy isn’t going to give them a good answer,” Mendelson said there shouldn’t be any issues with the appendix list, since the inappropriate behaviours in the policy must be taken in context and because students under investigation would be given a full hearing to defend their actions under the school’s code of conduct. McGill doesn’t have an undergraduate representative on the BOG, which the SSMU is trying to rectify before to next month’s meeting. P2 ➤ news theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Caution: nerds at work Jon Purdy/Gazette I HOPE I REMEMBERED TO SET THE VCR TO RECORD DEEP SPACE NINE. Chess enthusiast and second-year buisness student David Ma keeps busy during Clubs Week. News Briefs Model UN Society invites students to Montreal Western’s Model United Nations Society is inviting students to attend a Model UN conference at McGill University in Montreal. “You don’t have to be Health Sciences Call for Nominations The Faculty of Health Sciences Teaching Award of Excellence Purpose: The Faculty of Health Sciences is celebrating excellence in teaching. Eligibility: The awards are open to all full-time and part-time members of the Faculty of Health Sciences. Criteria: The awards will recognize excellence in teaching and will focus on those faculty who have demonstrated that they are able to motivate students and are responsive to students’ intellectual needs, or have developed innovative curricular materials. Deadlines: For nominations is 4 p.m. on Friday, March 9, 2007. For nomination form - www.uwo.ca/fhs (Top right corner under select link - Teaching Award) NOTE: The candidate must approve of the nomination. 100.55.C.08 Continuing Studies Post-Degree Diplomas at Western Accounting and Public Relations Application Deadline January 15, 2007 Have you applied? WHERE is your Degree taking YOU? Application Deadline January 15, 2007 uwo.ca/cstudies involved in the club to attend,” said Dana Bekri, the society’s VP-finance. “It will just be a great way to learn about international politics and go sightseeing in Montreal.” The group leaves the night of Wednesday, Jan. 24 and returns Sunday, Jan. 28. Tickets are $350. Access passes and discounts to Montreal sights are included. Interested students must attend a mandatory meeting next Tuesday at 5:30 p.m. in Room 203 of the Kresge building. The club will also have a booth in the University Community Centre atrium that day. For more information, email the society’s president Rob Hunter at [email protected]. —Claire Neary Want to be USC Prez? Attend the Presidential Candidate Cafe Next Wednesday, University Students’ Council President Fab Dolan is hosting the Presidential Candidate Cafe, an information session for anyone considering running for USC president. The event begins at 11 a.m. and is in council chambers, Room 315 of the University Community Centre. Attendees can ask Dolan questions about his position, the workings of the USC and the campaign trail. “The USC is always looking for ways to improve its transition methods,” Dolan said. “[And] this will be an early start for a successful candidate.” Anyone planning to attend should RSVP today by e-mailing Dolan at [email protected]. —Lyndsey Janzen Visiting PoliSci prof to discuss Israel and Lebanon This Monday at 7 p.m., students are invited to attend a lecture by Professor As’ad Abukhalil, “The Israeli War on Lebanon: Causes and Consequences.” Abukhalil, a political science professor at California State University, will lead discussion following his speech. The event is hosted by the King’s University College Human Rights Institute and takes place in the back room of the Student Wemple Lounge at King’s. Admission is $3. —Claire Neary 3-day forecast Saturday Sunday Monday Cloudy periods High -1C Low -7C Light snow High -1C Low -9C Light snow High -3C Low -8C Weather news ➤ P3 theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Why is this winter so warm? By Dave Ward Gazette Staff Photo by Joyce Wang/Gazette Wet T-shirts win tuition, irk Guelph U CONTINUED FROM P1 hasn’t officially done anything to oppose the contest except follow existing policies. “We have a solicitation policy that pertains to all advertisers [and] that excludes bars and clubs from advertising anywhere on campus,” Hunt said. She added she and other administrators are disappointed to see a local company targeting cashstrapped students. “They’re clearly trying to lure students by dangling money at them,” she said. “I’d be concerned for students who have maybe never been in that environment,” said Brenda Whiteside, associate vice-president of student affairs at Guelph. “It could put them in a very risky environment.” Jonathan Odumeru, communications commissioner for Guelph’s Central Student Association, agreed. “They’re obviously directly targeting students and they’re targeting a financially vulnerable group at a very hard time of year,” Odumeru said. “We’ve just paid for books and tuition, so a lot of students really need money.” Cohen said all the prize money comes directly from bar profits. “We’re just giving back what people are putting in. We’re being responsible to the people who support us.” December’s mild temperatures and limited snowfall in Southern Ontario caused flurries of questions about climate change. “Across Canada, this was the warmest December on record,” said David Phillips, an Environment Canada climatologist. “In the sourthern part of Ontario, temperatures were four or five degrees above normal in December. “No matter which way you look at it, this has been one of the slowest beginnings to winter ever.” “It’s just weather,” said Graham Smith, a Western geography professor. “Whenever we have a warm spell there will be a lot of stories about global warming; whenever we have a cold spell, there’s no mention.” “I think it’s definitely related to climate change,” said Gordon McBean, a geography and political science professor at Western. “Climate change is not the explanation of it all,” McBean added. “We basically have two super-imposed events: the natural variability year-to-year and a warming trend over the past 20 years that is related to human activities.” McBean dismissed the notion the mild December might be part of a cyclical pattern between warmer and colder winters. “Cyclical implies this happens every 10 years. The events we will have in the future will be more and more on the warm side of things. “If you look at the global weather data over the past 30 years and you put it into a scientific diagnostic, you conclude the weather over the past 30 years is different, and the only explanation is climate change.” Smith said people claiming the recent warm weather is a direct result of climate change are trying to generate publicity and scare people. “The actual figures show [that] for the past 100 years, average temperature has changed by 0.06 Celsius,” Smith said. “Now you tell me why that is a cause for concern. “The climate is changing — we do need to pay attention. Is it the environmental concern of our generation? No.” “I think last January was more remarkable,” Phillips said. “It was balmy from coast to coast to coast. It was six degrees warmer here in Southern Ontario. It didn’t generate as much buzz because we’d already had some winter [by January]. “The timing of this lack of winter has everything to do with why people are looking at reasons why it’s occurring,” Phillips added. “I clearly believe our winters are more different now then they’ve ever been. If you look at the last 25 winters, for every one that’s cold, five are warm.” “Careers in Biochemistry” Friday, January 19, 2007 5:30 pm - 7:00 pm Medical Sciences Building Room 146 Guest Speakers: Elizabeth Dipchand Jim Wright B. Sc. Hons. Biochemistry, LLP Lawyer, McCarthy Tetault Ph. D. Microbiology CEO, NuQuest Bio; founding President and CEO, Lorus Therapeutics Cheryl Litchfield B. Sc. Hons. Biochemistry, MBA Managing Director, Intellectual Asset Management Incorporation All Welcome Larry Tan Ph.D. Biochemistry Senior Director, Manufacturing Technology, Snofi Pasteur Refreshments Provided For more information contact: Dr. T.C.Y. La, [email protected] 519-661-3073 P4 ➤ opinions theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 theGazette Volume 100, Issue 55 High achievers spot rich opportunities swiftly, make big decisions quickly and move into action immediately. Follow these principles and you can make your dreams come true. —ROBERT H. SCHULLER Ian Van Den Hurk Anna Coutts Matt Larkin Editor-In-Chief Deputy Editor Managing Editor Editor - [email protected] Deputy - [email protected] Managing - [email protected] website at www.gazette.uwo.ca University Community Centre Rm. 263 The University of Western Ontario London, Ontario, CANADA. N6A 3K7 Editorial Offices: (519) 661-3580, Fax: (519) 661-3825 Advertising Dept.: (519) 661-3579, Fax: (519) 661-3960 The Gazette is owned and published by the University Students’ Council. Guelph’s wet T-shirt trouble A Guelph strip club, The Manor, is offering a “graduated” wet T-shirt contest. Entrants are paid $50 to $100 to participate, and each weekly winner receives $500. After three months, the weekly winners are invited back for the opportunity to win $5,000. Controversy arose because The Manor is marketing the five grand as a “tuition giveaway.” The University of Guelph is disappointed with the strip joint’s decision, as it doesn’t want its reputation pockmarked by such activities. From a marketing perspective, The Manor’s competition is quite smart; it helps recruit attractive young female students, college or university, from the Guelph area. This, in turn, might entice more male students — as well as the older crowd — to frequent the club in hopes of glimpsing the school’s women onstage. But the university’s concern is understandable. Associations between the club and university are bound to crop up, especially when hearsay and gossip circulate. Word of mouth can quickly spin out of control, leading to comments like “Did you hear what’s happening at Guelph University?” rather than “Did you hear what’s happening at The Manor?” Though no significant damage is likely, the university’s reputation is still potentially compromised. Most importantly, there are concerns regarding safety and underage participation. Minors will always sneak into bars, but with university students often as young as 17 years old, one must be particularly wary of the problems that could arises by drawing students from campus into the club. Some might argue The Manor is acting amoral and should act responsibly with its promotions. But stereotyping makes it easy to assume a wet T-shirt participant is uneducated or being exploited. Many intelligent women have used stripping to pay their way through school, and the university student entering the wet T-shirt contest might be the same woman sitting next to you in class — the same woman who has consistently received higher marks than you. These women participate of their on volition. Most understand what they are getting into, and obviously some feel a few minutes onstage is worth paying off their tuition. The University of Guelph has respected this. In spite of its justifiable displeasure with the situation, the school’s reaction has been fair and mature; it has stated it disapproves of the competition and has stuck to existing policy (like banning fliers or leaflets from campus). Beyond that, the university has done little. It hasn’t tried to shield its students or place them in a bubble. If anything, Guelph can take solace in the fact that it’s grooming critical thinkers — ones who will make the right decisions for themselves. Editorials appearing under the ‘opinions’ heading are decided upon by a majority of the editorial board and are written by a member of the editorial board but are not necessarily the expressed opinion of each editorial board member. All other opinions are strictly those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the opinions of the USC, The Gazette, its editors or staff. Letters: Must include the contributor’s name, identification (ie. Economics II, Dean of Arts) and a telephone number, and be typed double-spaced, submitted on disk in Macintosh or IBM word-processing format, or be emailed to [email protected]. Letters more than 300 words or judged by the Editor-In-Chief to be libellous, sexist or racist will not be published. The Gazette reserves the right to edit letters and submissions and makes no guarantees that a letter will be published. • Please recycle this newspaper • ‘No fun’ couples are a buzzkill at bars Prairie Fire Ravi Amarnath Associate Editor With the dread of exams and boredom of the holidays over, the excitement at Western is back and the party season is in full swing. Over the next few weeks hordes of students will hit Richmond Row to celebrate their return to London. While many students will spend the next few weeks drinking, dancing and catching up on old times, inevitably there will always be one couple in each group standing out from the rest. Unlike their peers, these individuals won’t be found on the dance floor or at the bar, but instead in the corner of a room, holding hands while “lovingly” “The days of smoke-filled rooms in the United States Capitol are over... Medical science has unquestionably established the dangerous effects of secondhand smoke...I am a firm believer that Congress should lead by example.” —Nancy Pelosi, U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Once again, the first woman speaker in the U.S. House of Representatives is challenging its long-standing norms. Until recently, house members could smoke in the Speaker’s Lobby just outside the House floor but, on Wednesday, Pelosi banned smoking in the area. Banning smoking from public buildings is hardly new or groundbreaking, but what’s made Pelosi exceptional as speaker is her boldness and honesty when articulating her views. For example, she is open about her disapproval of gazing into each other’s eyes. While both members of this couple may be fun on their own, they are everyone’s most despised duo when together. If you and your partner belong to this group, reflect on how your actions affect others before going out this weekend. Sitting together and excluding others not only distinguishes you as a cheesy couple, it’s also rude to your other friends who come out with you. While hand holding, gift giving and spontaneity are all dating requirements, being antisocial isn’t. If you’re a member of this group but can’t resist being with your “sugar pie” all night, there are alternatives. The first and perhaps best option is for you and your partner to go out with different groups of friends. While this may cause you to spend excessive amounts of time checking phone mes- sages, at least you’ll be forced to talk with others. Another option is designating certain nights for the two of you to spend exclusively together and other nights with your friends so there’s no excuse for either of you to avoid interacting with others when you go out in big groups. Lastly, if you’re anxious to delve into “adulthood,” you could resort to socializing exclusively with other couples. This option could backfire, however, if you break up with your partner and are forced to reconnect with your old friends. These options are only a few of many to avoid being labelled as “no fun.” If, however, none of these suggestions, or any others, work for you and your partner this week, there’s a much simpler alternative when you and your partner are invited to go out: stay home. the war in Iraq and the recent troop increase. She has also been relatively successful in avoiding typical gender-based criticism, and has celebrated her dual role as a mom/grandmother and politician. Since most prominent successful women underplay their mother role to get ahead, it’s refreshing to see a woman show it’s possible to play both parts. —Georgia Tanner Tasers are dangerous and serious weapons intended to shock victims into temporary paralysis. They are a useful alternative to guns and nightsticks, which can cause more permanent harm to victims. However, they remain incredibly dangerous, delivering a 50,000-volt electric shock. It’s alarming that a police officer would use such a serious weapon to wake a sleeping suspect, and it’s difficult to believe there was no safer way to do so. Resler claimed he attempted to wake the suspects verbally before resorting to his Taser. But it doesn’t seem logical that administering a 50,000-volt shock would be the next appropriate level of force after “Hey you, wake up!” What’s most disturbing is that Const. Resler was found not guilty of assault for using his taser on a sleeping suspect. In the post-9/11 world where fear runs high and civil liberties often take a blow in the name of law enforcement, this incident is a creepy reminder of what law enforcement can get away with in Canada. So while Resler gets an F- for his weak excuses, the Canadian justice system is the real failure. —Georgia Tanner “It was a very serious and dangerous situation.” —Jeff Resler, An Edmonton police constable justifying his use of a taser to wake sleeping suspects, maintaining this was consistent with city police use-of-force policy. Sorry, Resler, but using a Taser to wake a suspect is about as legitimate as Kevin Federline’s hip-hop career. 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Grzelak, Mike Hayes, Conor Houlihan, Nina Janowski, Holleh Javidan, Dave Joyce, Shawn Katuwapitiya, Melissa Kim, Tim Kocur, Travis Kruger, Tyler Kula, Gazette Composing Mike Last, David Lee, Scott Legree, Aaron Lynett, Ryan Mackay, Kyle Malashewski, Ian Greaves, Manager Cheryl Forster, Maja Anjoli-Bilic, Stuart Irvine Kaitlin Martin, Lori Mastronardi, Chad Nevett, Danielle Neziol, Wahid Pabani, Alex Gazette Advertising Alex McKay, Manager Doug Warrick, Mark Ritchie Paterson, Dave Picard, Mark Polishuk, Sarah Prickett, Joel Saucier, Leah StevensonHastings, Antonio Tan, Tina Taus, Elynn Tucker, Mitch Tucker, Sheila Weekes, Lulu Wei, Jennie Wilhelm, Dave Winter, Brad Yandon, Cole Yates, Jonathan Yazer, Aron Yeomanson, Shree Ziradkar P5 FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 STAY TUNED: Is JT still the top dog?... Tuesday ArtsEntertainment MAYBE IF WE STAND AGAINST THE WALL IT WILL LOOK LIKE WE CAME FROM THE GHETTO... YEAH, STREET CRED! Local act Kottintrip, taking some time off from a busy recording schedule at London’s EMAC studio, plays at The Salt Lounge Tuesday night with Jades Ground. Kottintrip living up rock ‘n’ roll lifestyle Singer “Johnny Kottin” discusses heartfelt lyrics and hair By Anna Coutts Gazette Staff Although his nickname is a play on Sex Pistols vocalist Johnny Rotten, local grunge band Kottintrip’s John “Johnny Kottin” Besterd insists he’s a nice guy. “I wouldn’t do anything rotten,” he says with a laugh. “But if you really want to know, there was this incident with some fire extinguishers and, well, you’re gonna have to catch me at one of our shows [to hear] the rest of the story…” However, catching up with Besterd isn’t easy. For the last few months, Kottintrip — lead singer/guitarist Besterd, drummer/vocalist Greg Brydon, guitarist/vocalist Sean McIntrye and bassist Kyle McIntyre — has been busy recording its yet untitled debut at London’s EMAC studios and playing numerous local shows. Unlike Rotten and the Sex Pistols, Besterd and Kottintrip aren’t heavily politicized. According to Besterd, Kottintrip’s lyrics “reflect on personal experiences in life.” “[From] the heartache of losing someone special to the feeling of standing in the middle of a room shouting at the top of your lungs and feeling as if you’re not being heard, I try to focus on relatable situations in life, love, and rock ‘n’ roll when writing lyrics,” he says. “But take what you will out of them; they’re all open to your own interpretation, much like all art.” Besterd says it’s difficult for him to pick a favourite Kottintrip song. “That’s like asking which one of your kids you love more,” he says with a laugh. However, Besterd admits he’s fairly attached to “Around the Sun.” He attributes his love for the song to EMAC producer Dan Brodbeck, who suggested reworking the song’s lyrics, which were originally about society’s dependance on technology. “[Brodbeck is] such an amazing producer,” Besterd says. “He’s the kind of guy that makes you really push the limits of your own creativity. I rewrote the lyrics and that is when the song took on the name ‘Around the Sun.’ “The title is a metaphor for how we as individuals take a long journey through life, much like Earth takes its journey around the sun only to come back to the same point of origin. “It’s about how some of us stray in life to try to become someone or something that we aren’t, only to come back and realize it’s who we are that defines us as strong, unique individuals.” Besterd praises the entire EMAC staff. “Those guys over at EMAC are all great,” he says. “I would strongly encourage any band looking to record locally or abroad to definitely look into EMAC first.” Kottintrip has also received strong support from family and friends. “All of our family members have been super supportive over the last couple years,” Besterd says. “But my father has been very important in some of the business side of things. He has been in the advertising world for a long time and is a tremendous adorer of music, especially rock ‘n’ roll. He’s a great guy. “While some people’s fathers are telling them to ‘get a haircut, hippie,’ he’s the kind of guy who’ll actually get mad at you if you did cut all your hair off.” Besterd says cool hair is synonymous with rock ‘n’ roll. “Check out Bowie’s hair during Ziggy Stardust or Bon Jovi’s feath- ered bangs,” Besterd says with a laugh. “Personally, shorter hair is better for me on stage strictly because it keeps me cooler. The long hair can get a little hot and sticky when you’re sweating onstage.” Are Bowie and Bon Jovi’s music as inspiring to Kottintrip as their hair? “I think that question depends on whom in the band you ask,” Besterd says. “The greatest thing about our band is that we all take our inspirations from many different artists and styles, and then once combined, they mix into the music that is Kottintrip. “Man, that sounded corny!” he adds with a laugh. Kottintrip plays at The Salt Lounge Tuesday night with Jades Ground. The show starts at 9 p.m. For more information, visit www.myspace.com/kottintrip. START YOUR OWN STORY WITH A NEW TOYOTA PURCHASE FINANCING 2007 Corolla CE $ 229*@5.9% APR LEASE PER MONTH FOR 60 MONTHS WITH $1,699 FOR DOWN FREIGHT AND P.S.E. 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While the strange combinations of strings, horns and bells sound interesting at first, the numerous instruments are at times excessive, often leaving tracks sounding muddy and indistinct. The album’s better songs, most notably the title track and the first half of “Home as a Romanticized Concept Where Everyone Loves You Always and Forever,” are those featuring lead singer/guitarist Mark Hamilton with only two or three other musicians. In these tracks Woodpigeon’s soothing vocal harmonies and gentle guitars finally shine through, giving them a sound NOW PLAYING The Queen (G) Children Of Men (14A) Primeval (14A) Night At The Museum (G) The Pursuit Of Happyness (PG) Charlottes Web (GEN) Eragon (PG) Happy Feet (PG) Blood Diamond (14A) similar to many songs on the Garden State soundtrack. The album tells the story of Hamilton’s past friendships, lost loves and travels across the globe. Songbook ventures away from this standard singer/songwriter repertoire on only a few songs, like the amusing yet slightly disturbing closing track “Death by Ninja.” Overall, Woodpigeon’s debut is summed up very well by its own lyrics: “That was good… but in actual fact, you all can do better than that.” —Ryan deBoer Immaculate Machine Les uns mais pas les autres (EP) Mint Records Immaculate Machine’s latest offering is a six-track, French rehash of its previous album, Ones and Zeros. Each song is a deliberate and direct translation of its English counterpart, while all instrumentals remain untouched. In an attempt to crunch the wordier French version into the same amount of syllables, the lyrics sometimes suffer. Other times, the translated French lyrics are even better than the originals. Subtle changes were also made to maintain structure. Overall, Immaculate Machine demonstrates a comfortable, fluent command of the language. Musically, Les uns mais pas les autres showcases the band’s consistent musical competence. The New Pornographers’ Kathryn Calder shines and her vocals on “Sans Issue” (a French version of “No Way Out”) are nothing short of beautiful. Since the band is working with familiar material, the music sounds effortless, but it isn’t without occasional shaky moments. On top of the sporadically jagged lyricism, bizarre sounds have a tendency of sneaking in. One song ends inexplicably with what must be the “screeching banshee” setting on Brooke Gallupe’s amp, and a single out-of-place emo-scream during an otherwise relaxed song is puzzling. Sweeping these quirks under the rug, Les uns mais pas les autres stands well on its own and can easily be enjoyed, even by those who haven’t spoken a word of French since Grade 9. —Dylan Clark JAMES BOND COULD REALLY USE ONE OF THESE IF THE WORLD WAS COMING TO AN END AND ALL YOU COULD WATCH WAS RE-RUNS OF THE SIMPLE LIFE. TV-B-Gone can turn off any television with the click of a button. Universal remote could cause chaos TV-B-Gone turns off tubes NEW First Run Movies STUDENT RATE $6.50 Just show your student I.D. Tuesdays & Matinees $4.24 By Melissa Kim 24 hr. movie info 519-434-3073 Gazette Staff www.rainbowcinemas.ca Rainbow Cinemas Dixie Chicks Shut Up And Sing (14A): Sun, Mon, Wed 3:00 & 7:00pm. FREE VALIDATED PARKING 100.55.C.02 GALLERIA Galleria Art House Selection: WITH 100+ GRADUATE PROGRAMS CARLETON HAS A PROGRAM THAT’S RIGHT FOR YOU Carleton University offers more than 100 graduate programs for you to choose from: n 26 engineering and design programs including electrical, computer and biomedical engineering n 32 public affairs programs including international affairs, public policy and administration, and journalism n 32 science programs including computer science, biology, chemistry, mathematics and physics n 16 arts and social science programs including public history, behavioural neuroscience, and art and its institutions Benefit from our convenient location in the heart of Canada’s capital, the option to study fullor part-time and over $22M in financial support. One button to rule them all — all the televisions, that is. The TV-B-Gone, a keychain remote that can turn off any television, makes potential sabotage enticing. Though not exactly the remote featured in Adam Sandler’s movie Click, TV-B-Gone is still amusing. With a simple nonviolent pointand-shoot, one can wreak havoc in a Future Shop television department. Those different TV models are beckoning to be silenced after days of showing the same rainforest footage. One could even take things a step further, banding with others and turning off TVs in Future Shops across the country, creating national chaos that would penetrate the stock market and make insider trading all the more tempting. The next-door neighbour whose TV schedule is more reliable than your clock always had it coming for never being neighbourly enough. With TV-B-Gone you can zap their TV through the living room window during the last five minutes of Lost and yell, “Who’s lost now, sucka!” At the very least, if you’re falling asleep in front of the TV, you don’t have to get up to look for the remote; the keychain will already be at hand. Unfortunately, the remote’s power is limited. Depending on the model, the TV must be within 20 to 50 feet for the off button to work with a wait time of up to 69 seconds. Patience is key, but the delay provides the opportunity to escape after turning off the entire TV store. Also bear in mind that once you’ve turned the TV off, you don’t have the power to turn it back on. Nice try. But, somewhere out there, there’s probably a remote capable of only turning TVs on. Two versions of TV-B-Gone are available: the regular version, which works on most sets, and the European version, which covers the snobby ones the other one won’t. It weighs just 26 grams with its included lithium batteries. Depending on usage, the battery lifespan lasts between three and 12 months. Perhaps over that period you’ll think of better things to do with your time than turning off random televisions. On the other hand, perhaps not. The TV-B-Gone is available at Thinkgeek.com. 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Limited time offer See salon for details. www.kokomos.org STUDENT SPECIAL! BEST FITNESS FOR YOUR BUCK 3 100.55.C.03 COOL NEW STYLES 20% OFF Desiree Gamotin A&E Editor Over the holidays, I played Call of Duty 3 on Xbox 360, a game where players become soldiers fighting for their lives in a realistic war setting. Watching the introduction’s impeccable graphics of hovering helicopters, grinding tanks, and mangled soldiers made me eager to test the game. My excitement, however, quickly became genuine terror as dying soldiers’ screams boomed through surround sound speakers and explosions illuminated the huge flatscreen TV inches from my face. My blood pressure rose as the controller convulsed every time I fired a shot. As I experienced a mini-hernia, I wondered: what happened to the good old days of Nintendo’s Duck Hunt? Where are the rainbowshaped eyes of the dog that coyly giggled when you missed a shot? Whenever I missed a soldier in Call Top 10 RealTrax ring tunes TM months for Week of January 1 1. All I Want for Christmas Is You 2. Fergalicious 3. I Luv It 4. I Wanna Love You 5. Irreplaceable 6. Lips of an Angel 7. Money In The Bank 8. Promise 9. Shortie Like Mine 10. Smack That - Mariah Carey - Fergie - Young Jeezy - Akon - Beyonce - Hinder of Duty, another would shoot me in the head, splashing blood across the screen. What did I expect? It’s a different world now. Advances in homebased virtual consoles are making Playdiums obsolete; now you can use Nintendo Wii’s infrared sensors to detect your physical gestures at home. I admit, I enjoyed spending three hours recklessly mutilating people with bazookas and submachine guns. But I was also incredibly fascinated and appalled with how much my behaviour transformed when I started playing. After a couple hours, I was either cursing like a Scottish sailor every time my clip ran out or clubbing another soldier to death with the butt of my weapon like my life depended on it. It was scary how involved I became. The game immerses you in a whole different world — but remember, you can stop playing whenever you want. Just turn off the console and go back to your peaceful lifestyle, volunteering at the Humane Society or helping elderly women with their groceries. After all, it’s just a game. Right? First-person shooter games’ standards are rapidly increasing. Today, even real soldiers use similar computer programs to help train for real wars. In a recent Washington Post article, Fred Lewis, head of the U.S. National Training Systems Association, said “using simulations to train [soldiers] is not only natural, it’s necessary.” Games like SOCOM, Medal of Honor and, of course, Call of Duty, let soldiers acquire several basic battlefield skills. Whether or not video-game violence affects youth has long been a heated debate topic. But if a 12year-old can use the same war simulation training U.S. soldiers to fight in Iraq, is there really anything left to debate? - Lil’ Scrappy $ $ 204* Tanning Group EXercise Personal Training Transferable Memberships Wide Variety of Equipment 1-800-597-1-FIT goodlifefitness.com *Offer expires January 31st, 2007. Valid Student ID required. Must be 18 years of age or older. Platinum and Platinum plus clubs excluded. Other restrictions may apply. See club for details. - Ciara - Bow Wow - Akon Text "PLAY" to 4800 on your Rogers wireless phone to download your favourite ring tunes today. solution to todays puzzle on page 13 theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 arts&entertainment ➤ P9 HealthForceOntario.ca SE ARCH I NG … With HealthForceOntario.ca, it’s never been easier for nurses to find the right job in Ontario. HealthForceOntario.ca is designed to help you get the most out of your career. Here you’ll find job listings, opportunities for continuing education, information on the evolving roles for today’s nurses – everything you need to continue being a key member of the team strengthening health care in Ontario. To find out more, visit HealthForceOntario.ca or call 1- 800 -596 -4046. Paid for by the Government of Ontario P10 ➤ arts&entertainment theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Brace yourself for a hot & sweaty dance party By Maggie McCutcheon cile” boys who don’t call. Gazette Staff Sophs or no sophs, Dis-Orientation Week is a great time to party. If you can’t jump around dressed like a goof and shout inane cheers, you can get pumped by blasting some upbeat tunes at a hot and sweaty dance party. “Dynamo” – The Golden Dogs If superheroes were up-tempo, hard-hitting indie-pop rockers, this quintet would be Toronto’s No. 1 superhero. “Dynamo” is fast, dancy and catchy as hell. Only Canada can unpretentiously produce such amazing music. “06 60 92 92” – Les Prototypes European phone numbers are crazy; instead of grouping digits into threes and fours, they pair them up and turn them into electro-dance hits. Unless you speak French, you won’t understand the lyrics, but chances are Les Prototypes’ totally unique style will still get you on your feet. If you really want to know, the song is about “imbe- “Adventure” – Be Your Own Pet The chick rawk vocals on “Adventure” sound like a cross between Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Brody Dalle from The Distillers. Lead singer Jemina Pearl Abegg’s rad mixture of excellent melodies and spoken words practically blows listeners away. Above all, however, BYOP’s brilliance is its unabashed crudeness. Enjoy! “FYR” – Le Tigre While many people are relieved radical ’60s feminists have quieted down, Le Tigre’s powerful ladies — and man — have never stopped kicking it with danceable tunes like “FYR.” This song will fill your head with feminist and social commentary while simultaneously kicking lots of ass. Few can accomplish such a feat. “Age Of Consent” – New Order Although New Order could never replace Joy Division, the ensemble did produce tons of great tunes — and “Age of Consent” is definitely one of them. Retro nights across the country probably play this classic song every weekend and that’s fine. Who doesn’t dig a little New Order once in a while? “The DJ’s Got A Gun” – Robots In Disguise Honestly, can anything top a British electro-punk act named after a segment from the Transformers theme song? The band’s ultra-synthy and humourous songs are straight from London and Berlin. Robots in Disguise exposes club life’s sinister side while providing beats you can gyrate to. 2007 offers a cornucopia of sonic gratification Upcoming year filled to brim with ultra-promising albums By Andrew Sullivan Gazette Staff The new year ushers in fans’ excitement for new albums. Every year, musical stalwarts try releasing innovative material, young bands try avoiding the sophomore slump, and indie darlings struggle to live up to eager fans and bitter critics’ expectations. Here’s a sneak peek of albums to check out in early 2007 — even if you’ve already down- ONE FREE Session* ✄ Get Tanned For Slack Week! New Hot Bulbs! X 100.55.C.1 Vibrant Sun ➢ 205 Oxford St. Richmond St. ✄ Western Rd. *New customers only N loaded leaked copies. The Shins — Wincing the Night Away The Shins, Zach Braff’s favourite and the band Natalie Portman claims will “change your life,” are finally providing a follow-up to their acclaimed sophomore album, Chutes Too Narrow. With the album’s first single, “Phantom Limb,” available online, fans are prepared to pounce once Wincing the Night Away hits stores Jan. 23. It will only be a matter of time before every song is optioned for an independent film, featuring a cast of young hipsters and, of course, Bill Murray. Expires Feb 10/07 ONE PER CUSTOMER GREAT TANS…GREAT PRICES 645-6052 205 OXFORD ST. E. (CORNER OF RICHMOND AND OXFORD) FREE UNDERGROUND PARKING Arcade Fire — Neon Bible The band’s debut blew listeners away with its intensity and frontman Win Butler’s passionate delivery. Now, Montreal’s Arcade Fire is gearing up for what could be its biggest year yet; apparently, the band will utilize everything from an oversized pipe organ to a full Hungarian orchestra. Neon Bible, which will be darker than Aracade Fire’s debut, is scheduled for release March 23. Bloc Party — A Weekend in the City Remember in 2005 when spiky guitar rock swarmed the indie scene and sent numerous gullible fans rushing to the nearest record store looking for Gang of Four albums? You can blame Bloc Party’s undeniably catchy, danceable and addictive sound. Well, and maybe Franz Ferdinand. Bloc Party’s Weekend in the City, set for a February release, is much mellower than its predecessor, Silent Alarm. The album focuses more on ballads and relaxation rather than repeating the band’s previous breakneck-speed song style. Hopefully, Kele Okereke and the boys know what they’re doing. Ted Leo and The Pharmacists — Living with the Living He may be aging, but Ted Leo plans on proving he can still rock ✩ Voted ✩ Best Date Place SUBJECT TO CLASSIFICATION STARTS FRIDAY, JANUARY 12 by A-Channel with the best by releasing a new album. Now signed to Touch and Go Records, Ted Leo and the Pharmacists will release Living with the Living March 20. Though the album retains some semblance of the band’s punk and traditional-rock roots, the band seems intent on tackling even more political issues on this release than 2004’s Shake the Streets. After waiting three years for a new album, Leo better have something good to say to his fans. Deerhoof — Friend Opportunity These crazy Californians are still up to the same old tricks — making catchy, quirky, indie rock. Deerhoof releases its new album Jan. 23. Besides 10 new tracks, Friend Opportunity features 12 different album covers to choose from. The unconventional Deerhoof will hopefully continue defying and adjusting expectations in 2007. Now, if only fans could figure out what lead singer Satomi Matsuzaki is singing about. There are numerous other exciting albums set for release in 2007. Here’s a list of some artists planning to release new albums this year: Aesop Rock, Akron/Family, Ambulance Ltd., Animal Collective, Apostle of Hustle, Apples in Stereo, Architecture in Helsinki, Art Brut, The Autumn Defense, Bad Brains, Beruit, The Bravery, Bright Eyes, British Sea Power, The Breeders, B.R.M.C., Built to Spill, Bus Driver, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, The Clientele, Clinic, Common, The Cure, Dinosaur Jr., Dntel, Doves, Elbow, Explosions in the Sky, The Fall, Final Fantasy, Gnarls Barkley, The Go! Team, The Good, the Bad and the Queen, Hard-Fi, Hot Chip, Interpol, Iron & Wine, John Vanderslice, Jose Gonzalez, Kings of Leon, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Editors, Low, Lupe Fiasco, Madvillian, Massive Attack, Magic Numbers, Magnetic Fields, Maximo Park, Metric, Modest Mouse, The National, The New Pornographers, Prefuse 73, The Postal Service, Of Montreal, Okkervil River, The Polyphonic Spree, Radiohead, R.E.M., Smashing Pumpkins, Son Volt, Spiritualized, Stars, Stereophonics, Talib Kweli, Tokyo Police Club, Wolf Parade, The Wrens, Youth Group theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 sports ➤ P11 Volleyballers win tourney, take the Pipe makes the guys who are older work harder to be role models for the younger guys. By Stephanie Ramsay Gazette Staff Every Friday, The Gazette awards The Purple Pipe to an outstanding Mustang athlete or team; this week, the men’s volleyball team takes home the hardware. Hosting the first annual Western Rodeo Volleyball Tournament at Alumni Hall Jan. 5 and 6, the squad went undefeated, beating Windsor 3-0, Guelph 3-2 and London 3-1. Now Western (8-4) hopes to extend its winning streak when it faces the Varsity Blues in Toronto Jan. 14 and hosts the Ryerson Rams at Alumni Hall Jan 19. The Gazette caught up with co-captains Andrew Hinchey and Josh Chisholm to discuss digs, drinking and Spandex. Do you feel men’s volleyball often gets overlooked in favour of sports like hockey and football? CHISHOLM: Yeah, definitely. [Those sports] are more mainstream — they bring in the fans. They’re a little more intense, I guess. What is your mindset heading into the second half of the season? HINCHEY: Right now [the league] is pretty tight, so there are some really big games coming up. Every game is important and can put us in line for the playoffs....it definitely motivates you because every game is as important as the next. You guys have a young team this season. How do you use that to your advantage? CHISHOLM: Hard work. We might not be the best team on paper, but I think we’re willing to work hard. HINCHEY: Having a young team is good because we’re developing for next year, but it also Do you guys have any pre-game rituals? HINCHEY: I don’t know if you should write this, but I’ve got a pregame meal: my Grandma’s spaghetti sauce. Is there any trash-talking in volleyball? CHISHOLM: Tons. (laughs) This guy, right here (points to Hinchey), if he was on another team, I would hate him. He’s the loudest person, always standing up at the net. I can just hear him going non-stop. If there’s a young setter, or someone who just messed up, he’ll let him know about it. He just keeps going and going... HINCHEY: But not rude stuff. We have some good chirpers on the bench too. The women’s volleyball team has some pretty cute uniforms. How would you feel about sexing up your uniforms and adding some Spandex? HINCHEY: No! (laughs) CHISHOLM: We’d have to shave our legs, though. (laughs) No, I’ve got nothing. (laughs) What do you guys do for team bonding? Describe a typical night out. CHISHOLM: Hmm, pre-drink with a keg, go to the Ceeps, a couple of games of flip-cup or caps. If you could pick one guy on the team to be on your side in a bar fight, who would it be? HINCHEY: Tom Sterling. CHISHOLM: Either Hinchey or Dano (Dan Miller). Dano has the height advantage and he’s got the reach. Skinny guys fight to the death. What’s your favourite post-bar eatery? CHISHOLM: Oooh, Sammy’s. Sammy’s large poutine. 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Men’s volleyball co-captains Andrew Hinchey and Josh Chisholm talk about spandex, Sammy’s and fighting skinny guys. P12 ➤ sports theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Holidays are all about food, family, greed, hectic times at the shopping mall and body shots of eggnog. Post-holiday time is about chipping in at Gazette Sports. That’s right — if you want to do some reporting, help out with editing, or just learn how to recite the on-base percentages of the 1991 California Angels, Room 263 of the UCC is the place for you. There’s no experience necessary. Gazette Sports: Providing heart-stopping journalism and giving foot massages to Gary Gaetti since 1906. ***Keep an eye out for our internship program, coming soon for all you eager beavers, muskrats and opossums. Our first internship meeting will be in just under two weeks — stay alert for more advertising! $30 (1 week) 30 words $8 (1 issue) 30 words Housing #1 ABSOLUTELY THE best off campus houses! 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Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 3 BEDROOM REDBRICK townhomes on Richmond near Masonville. 10 minute walk to campus, right on bus route to campus and downtown. Great location, near all amenities. All new appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 to book a tour. [email protected] 3 BEDROOM, RICHMOND at Oxford, Just off Richmond, minutes to downtown, large new kitchen, dishwasher, washer/dryer, deck, large rooms, parking, first class accomodation, internet, new windows etc. $425/ person, Groups 519-858-2069. 3 BEDROOM, RICHMOND Gates, seconds to campus, laundry, large kitchen, dishwasher, washer/dryer, deck, large rooms, parking, first class accomodation, internet, new windows etc. $425/ person, Groups 519-858-2069. 3 RED BRICK apartments and houses. 519-859-3236. All areas. Many to choose from Featuring red brick buildings and houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 3, 4, 5 bdrm apartments, townhomes, homes, very very close to campus. Large/equal size bedrooms, all appliances, networked for high speed internet, new, spacious. Call for more info or showing anytime, Jon 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 2 BEDROOM APARTMENTS close to campus. Hardwood floors, loads of space. Great student area, right on Western bus route. Great price, and utilities included. Loads of free parking. These places truly are a steal! Call me (John) at (519) 859-5563 [email protected]. 2 BEDROOM house to share in quiet family neighborhood. 1 km east of Masonville Mall. Check us out at www.gardnerrentals.com $750 /month plus utilities. Call Jill 519-672-1829 2,3 BDRM ADJACENT to campus. Newly built, supersized rooms, all appliances, very clean, parking, networked for internet. Call Jon 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 2,3,4 BEDROOMS FOR rent. Furnished with lots of appliances. Near bus route and close to downtown. Available from May 1 - April 30. [email protected] 3 & 4 bdrm adjacent to campus. Large/equal rooms, large closets, all appliances, networked for internet, parking. Newly constructed, very clean and spacious. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 3 & 4 bdrm apartments and townhomes. These are the awesome red brick ones. Newly built, very spacious, and so close to campus. All appliances, very clean and well maintained. For more information or showing please call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 3 AND 4 bedroom apartments and townhomes. These are the awesome red brick ones. Newly built, very spacious, and so close to campus. All appliances, very clean and well maintained. For more information or showing please call Jon anytime 519852-7993, [email protected]. 3 AND 5 Bdrm 217 and 200 Sarnia Rd. Across the street from campus. Very spacious new units include all appliances, parking, networking for internet. Very nice. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 3 BDRM #1 student rentals. Newly built red bricks, right across from campus! Dishwasher, washer/dryer included. Huge, spacious rooms with massive closets. Networked for Internet and parking included. These ones always go fast so call soon. Call John anytime at 519-859-5563 [email protected] 3 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and single family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and network high speed internet! All are in great student area. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-670-0327 3 BDRM CLOSE to Masonville, near campus. 7 min walk to campus, very large rooms and closets, includes laundry and dishwasher, parking, on bus route. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 3 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many of the units are new and include all appliances, parking and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 3 BDRM. APT Yale Street, near Ceeps. $1350 per mth. utilities included. older Victorian home. main floor, completely renovated. private. laundry not coins & pkg. Avail. May 1st, 2007. Call Dave @657-4836 or on the web at PURPLESITES.COM under housing. Student Renters Stop Throwing Your Parents Money Away On Rent Thousands of dollars each year go into the pockets of landlords. Our specialized team can help you and your parents save on these expenses by getting you access to Housing Property. Email now to find our how. 519 851-7653 [email protected] JASON SIMS Sales Representative ReMax Centre City Realty Ltd. To place your ad in this section, call 661-3274 or email: [email protected] Housing Housing 3, 5 BDRMS at 217 Sarnia. Live at one of the most popular student corners in London. Within steps of campus, you can’t get closer. All of these units have big common rooms and spacious bedrooms. Live in style with 5 appliances, free parking, free maintenance and full time property management. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 4 BEDROOM AMAZING, brand new large luxury apt. Home like setting, backing onto park, 2 bathrooms, ceramic and hardwood floors, high speed internet, 5 new appliances, parking, 2.3km to campus. Call Wendy 667-0047, view at www.oxfordrentals.ca 4 BEDROOM APARTMENT -all inclusive, near Kings and Main. Totally renovated in 2004 with two bathrooms, Dishwasher, microwave, laundry, parking and deep freezer. Large bedrooms. Responsible landlord. Call Paul 519-660-3659. Anytime. 4 BEDROOM APARTMENTS Downtown. All inclusive. dishwasher, laundry, microwave, hardwood flooring and parking. Well maintained home near Richmond Row. Responsible landlord. Call Paul anytime at 519-660-3659. 4 BEDROOM HOME on bus route to UWO. Well maintained. Appliances, laundry, May 1st. $375 all inclusive. 657-0608 519- 661-7494 4 BEDROOM HOUSE for group to share. Gas fireplace, 3 bathrooms, all appliances, laundry, parking. Wharncliffe /Western Road area. May lease. $385 /person plus utilities, $475/person inclusive. Murray Black 519-642-2525 4 BEDROOM REDBRICK townhomes on Oxford. 10 minute walk to campus, right on bus route to campus and downtown. Great location. Three floors, two full washrooms! Huge rooms and closets. All new appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 with questions or to book a tour [email protected] 4 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE located on Oxford, 1 block from Richmond. 4 private bedrooms, 2 full bathrooms with 2 showers, parking, full kitchen, free laundry. Bus route 1 block away and all amenities within 1 minute. walk. $450 utilities included. per bedroom. Call Derek @ 519-429-2060 or 519-429-3398 (evenings) 4 PERSON HOUSE for rent. Double car garage, 2 patios, large fenced backyard, big screen TV, 3 bathrooms, fitness room, 5 min. bus to UWO, plazas nearby. $535 /month all inclusive, $435 /month in summer. 519-474-6751 4, 5 BDRM apartments and townhomes and houses. many locations, all spacious, fully applianced, parking, networked for internet. For more info or to view call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 4,5 BD RED BRICK Apartments and townhouses. 519-859-3236. Many locations and layouts. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236 4-6 BDRM HOUSES and town homes for rent. Units are modern, clean and close to campus. Get everything you could ask for, with 5 appliances, free parking, spacious bedrooms and common rooms and full time maintenance. Bedrooms are networked for internet. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 5 ADMIRABLE BEDROOM red-brick home. May 1, 2007. $450 all-inclusive! Bus #2 every 5 min. Bedrooms accommodate double bed, new dishwasher and appliances, laundry, parking. 519-380-0644 anytime. Will email pictures right away. 5 AND 6 BEDROOM houses, close to gates and downtown, large bedrooms, dishwasher, parking, brand new, Rents from $400-$475. Utilities included. They won’t last long! www.icprop.com Call now 519-643-6014. 5 BD RED BRICK Apartments and houses. 519-8593236. All areas. Many to choose fro,. Featuring red brick buildings and houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236 5 BD RED BRICK Townhouses. 519-859-3236. Red brick buildings. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236 [email protected]. 5 BDRM #1 student rentals. Newly built red bricks, right across from campus! Dishwasher, washer/dryer include. Huge, spacious rooms with massive closets. Networked for Internet and parking included. These ones always go fast so call soon. Call John anytime at 519-859-5563 [email protected] 5 BDRM AMAZING 3 level townhouse. Spacious living area. Private student community. Only $425 inclusive Cable, Internet and Phone. Won’t last long, Call Britta 519-933-9331. 5 BDRM APARTMENTS, houses and townhouses. 2 full baths, large rooms, open concept layout with fridge, stove, washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 5 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many of the units are new and include all appliances, parking and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 3,4 AND 5 Bedroom apartments and houses seconds from front gates on Richmond. Directly on bus route to campus and downtown. Most include washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 to book a tour [email protected] 3,4 BD RED BRICK apartments 519-859-3236. Many locations and layouts available. Call Eric to view 519859-3236. 3,4, AND 7 BEDROOM houses for rent. Great deals for 7! Better than the typical student rental house. New hardwood floors, fireplace, laundry. Great campus locations. Call Steve 519-913-1938 3,4,5 BD. RED BRICK apartments. Sarnia/Western Rd. Across from Essex Hall 519-859-3236. Red brick buildings Call Eric 519-859-3236. 3,4,5, & 6 BEDROOM HOUSES at Oxford and Wharncliffe. Available May 01, 2007. Clean, spacious and carpeted with skylights, fireplaces, dishwasher, laundry and parking. Call Jim Lovell 519-691-5891 4 & 5 bdrm apartments and houses, very close to campus, large/equal bedrooms, all appliances, networked for hi-speed internet, parking included, 2 bathrooms. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 4 AND 5 bdrm homes and townhomes, Live in the awesome red brick ones next year. So close to campus. Super sized rooms, all appliances, parking, prewired for internet. Many to choose from. Call Jon 519852-7993, [email protected]. 4 BD. RED BRICK. Apartments and houses 519-8593236. All areas. Many to choose from. Featuring red brick buildings and houses. Call Eric to view 519-8593236. 4 BDRM #1 student rentals. Newly built red bricks, right across from campus! Dishwasher, washer/dryer include. Huge, spacious rooms with massive closets. Networked for Internet and parking included. These ones always go fast so call soon. Call John anytime at 519-859-5563 [email protected] 4 BDRM AMAZING 3 level townhouse. New bathrooms and kitchen, spacious living area. Private student community. Only $425 inclusive Cable, Internet and Phone. Best deal out there, Call Britta 519-933-9331. 4 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and single family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and network high speed internet! Located in great student areas. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-670-0327. 4 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses, apartments and single homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/ living room, free parking and networked for high speed internet! Located in great student areas. Act fast- these won’t last. For more information call Zach at 519-932-0627. 4 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many units are new and include all appliances, parking and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 4 BDRM TOWNHOUSES near all amenities. These 4 bedroom townhouses are 3 floors and 2 washrooms for 4 people! Bedrooms are spacious, bright and have huge closets. Free parking and property management. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 4 BDRM. APT. Yale Street. $1600 Per Mth. Utilities Included. Older Victorian Home, completely renovated. Priv. laundry not coins & pkg. Avail. May 1st, 2006. Call Dave @ 657-4836 or on the web at PURPLESITES.COM under housing. 4 BDRM. Prime locations & condition, downtown and near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Must see! Rides available to view. Call 519-640-1900 4 BEDROOM ADJACENT to campus. Homes and townhomes. Live in the new red brick ones next year! Super sized rooms. All appliances, very well maintained. Fully networked for internet, parking. So close to campus. Call Jon for more information or showing 519-852-7993, [email protected]. sports ➤ P13 theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 OUA Men’s basketball: Brock 74, UWO 68 Mustangs come up short versus rival Brock Badger Brad Rootes delivers a lethal dagger at the buzzer By Shaun Sinclair bell said. “Then in the last five minutes, we buckled down and played our usual gritty defensive style.” The hometown crowd erupted when a Smith three-ball put the ’Stangs up by two in the final minute; unfortunately, the Badgers fought through Western’s scrappy play and Rootes was left wide open for a shot beyond the arc. “Probably the best player in our conference beat us with a three at the end,” Campbell said. “We knew [Rootes] was probably going to score some, but part of our game plan was to limit his touches for other players, and I think, to a certain degree, we did that. “But again, [if ] you give real good players a chance at the end, they’ll hurt you — and that’s what [Rootes] did.” Brock coach Ken Murray also showed appreciation for his top player. “[Rootes is] our leader,” Murray said. “The better he plays, the better we play.” Campbell was impressed with Brad Smith’s offensive play. “I thought [Brad Smith] played great,” he said. “He did a lot of the dirty work, gave some good second efforts, and if he continues to do that, he’ll have success the rest of the way.” For first-year Mustang Jordan Smith, Western and Brock’s intense rivalry was a new experience. “I guess it always comes down to the wire with these guys,” Jordan Smith said. “[The difference was] just a few loose balls, a few long rebounds. We’ll have to work on that in practice.” The win ties Brock with Guelph for second place in the division, placing them two wins behind Windsor. “Our league is so balanced right now, every game is huge,” Murray said. “I give Western a lot of credit. They played tough right to the end.” The Mustang men’s basketball team fought valiantly in Wednesday night’s game against the Brock Badgers, but in the end they couldn’t answer to one of the conference’s best players. Badgers guard Brad Rootes scored a game-high 27 points, including a clutch three-pointer in the dying seconds to give the Badgers a 74-68 victory over Western at Alumni Hall. Third-year forward Brad Smith’s 17-point performance led the way for the Mustangs, who fell to 4-6. “We battled hard and we gave a good effort,” said Western coach Brad Campbell. “In the end, some things just didn’t go our way.” The game was entertaining from start to finish, with both teams looking to climb the tight standings in the Ontario University Athletics West Division. Western took a 38-32 lead into halftime, thanks mostly to back-toback three-pointers from guard Jason Milliquet. The lead quickly evaporated in the second half when Brock went on a 7-0 run. “We had a bit of a defensive lapse for a three or four-minute period in the second half,” Camp- Housing Housing Housing Housing Employment 6 BD TOWNHOUSES. 519-859-3236. Red brick. All areas. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 7 BDRM BEAUTIFUL, huge and everything you need. 2 kitchen, 2 bathrooms, big rooms, fireplace, laundry, garage, yard, walking distance Call ASAP. Exclusive Rentals 519-933-9331. 7 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and single family homes for rent. most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and networked high speed internet! All are in great areas. Act fast-these won’t last! For more information call Bill at 519-6700327. 7 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many of the units are new and include all appliances, parking and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 7 BDRM. Prime locations & condition, downtown and near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Must see! Rides available to view. Call 519-640-1900 7 BEDROOM ADJACENT campus or Richmond & Oxford area. Live in the awesome red brick ones next year. Supersized rooms all appliances, wired for internet. Much parking, dynamite homes. Call Jon for more information or showing anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 7 BEDROOM AMAZING renovated, bright, spacious house. 3 baths, designer colours, 8 newer appliances, A/C, internet, huge deck. XLG bedrooms, 6 minute walk UWO. Signing bonus. $410 +utilities. Justin 8572480 7 BEDROOM HOUSES. Many to choose from. Both sides of campus and downtown. Live in the awesome red brick ones. All appliances. Lots of parking, fully networked for internet. Very well maintained, super sized rooms. For more info please call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 7 BEDROOM SEVERAL great seven bedroom homes for rent. All recently constructed. Cavernous room sizes, all appliances. Located a short walk to campus or downtown. Off-campus bliss awaits. Please call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 8 BDRM. Prime locations & condition, downtown and near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Must see! Rides available to view. Call Matt, Ted, 519-868-5622 ABSOLUTE RENTALS. Prime locations on bus routes, near UWO and downtown, Richmond Row. Many units available. Refer a Friend Program -get $100 cash! Must see. Rides available to view. Call 519-645-7368 ATTENTION UPPER YEAR students, brand new luxury 4 bdrm apt. Home like setting, backing onto park, 2 bathrooms, ceramic and hardwood floors, hi-speed internet, 2.3 km to campus. Call Wendy 667-0047, view at www.oxfordrentals.ca END UNIT CONDO for rent 3 +1 bedroom 5 appliances, shows like new. 2 minute drive to campus. Lease terms negotiable. $1400 plus utilities. Please contact: Carol at cell 519-854-1305 FRIGGINLANDLORD.COM 5 bed Sydenham St. Local family run for 21 years. Uncommon landlord. Ask my tenants. Huge rebates, rides. $350+ All is negotiable. Rob & Janet Heffernan 519-657-1202 frigginlandlord.com ONE VACANCY OPEN in house of 5 for the rest of the 2006-2007 semester. Dishwasher, Laundry, 2.5 Bath. Util. not inc. Rent negotiable. Call 416-2222557. Avail. immediately GYMNASTIC COACHES REQUIRED. Gym World is growing again! North & South locations $9-12.50 per hour. Call Vicki at 519-649-4177 SUMMER OF YOUR life! Camp Wayne for Girls children’s sleep-away camp, North-east Pennsylvania (6/16-8/12/07). If you love children and want a caring, fun environment we need Counselors and Program Directors for: Tennis, Swimming (W.S.I. preferred), Golf, Gymnastics, Cheerleading, Drama, High/Low Ropes, Camping/Nature, Team Sports, Waterskiing, Sailing, Painting/Drawing, Ceramics, Silkscreen, Printmaking, Batik, Jewelry, Calligraphy, Photography, Sculpture, Guitar, Aerobics, Self-Defense, Video, Piano. Other staff: Administrative, CDL Driver (21+), Nurses (RN’s and Nursing Students), Bookkeeper, Mothers’ Helper. On Campus Interviews February 6th. Select The Camp That Selects The Best Staff! Call 1.215.944.3069 or apply on-line at www.campwaynegirls.com Gazette Staff 5 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and single family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking, and network high speed internet! All are in great student areas. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-670-0327. 5 BDRM. Prime locations & condition, downtown and near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Must see! Rides available to view. Call 519-640-1900 5 BDRMS. LIVE steps from campus in a 5 bedroom apartment or townhouse. Live in style in a modern building, all built within the last few years. Huge kitchens come with tons of cupboards and counter space, and centre island eating areas. Spacious bedrooms are well lit and have huge closets. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627 and view one of these units before they are gone! 5 BEDROOM ADJACENT and very close to campus, or downtown. These are the awesome red brick ones. Really large room sizes, all appliances, networked for internet, parking. Call Jon for more information or showing anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 5 BEDROOM ADJACENT campus. Live in the awesome red brick ones next year! Super sized rooms. All appliances. Very well maintained. Fully networked for internet, parking, many to choose from. Call Jon for more information or showing 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 5 BEDROOM ADJACENT campus. Live in the awesome red brick ones next year! Super sized rooms. All appliances. Very well maintained. Fully networked for internet, parking, many to choose from. Call Jon for more information or showing 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 5 BEDROOM HOME. Great location in the near west area on Paperbirch Cr. Close to bus, easy to walk, all the amenities. $405/month utilities included. 10 month lease, and/or pay your own utilities negotiable. All large bedrooms, living room, family room, exercise room, parking, 6 appliances, and more. Check it out at www.stangshouses.com or call Dave at 471-8126 for an appointment. 5 BEDROOM HOMES Really close to campus. Really large room sizes and very clean. Prewired for internet, all appliances, large closets. Parking included. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. Live in style! 5 BEDROOM HOUSE, Richmond Gates, Renovated Victorian Home, steps to UWO, updated bathrooms & kitchen, modern appliances dishwasher and laundry, internet, well maintained, $395/ person, groups 519858-2069. 5 BEDROOM HOUSES and apartments right on bus route to campus and downtown. Great locations. Huge rooms and closets. Most have all new appliances including washer/dryer and dishwasher. Call John @ (519) 859-5563 with questions or to book a tour. [email protected] 6 BDRM A+ LOCATION. Steps away from UWO, behind Med/Syd. 2 kitchen, 2 bathrooms, very modern and all spacious rooms. Won’t last long. Call now. Exclusive Rentals 519-933-9331. 6 BDRM BRAND new red brick townhouses and family homes for rent. Most feature 5 brand new appliances, huge rooms and closets, open concept kitchen/living room, free parking and networked high speed internet! All are in great student areas. Act fast-these won’t last. For more information call Bill at 519-6700327. 6 BDRM HOUSES for rent on all sides of campus. Many of the units are brand new and include all appliances, parking, and full time property management. Call Bill at 519-670-0327. 6 BDRM HOUSES on all sides of campus. Most feature 5 new appliances, spacious rooms and huge closets, open concept kitchen/ living room, free parking and networked for high speed internet. Act fastthese won’t last! For more information call Zach at 519-932-0627. 6 BDRM. HOUSE. Grosvenor St. at Maitland. $2400 Per Mth. Utilities Included. Older Victorian Home, Large bedrooms & 2 baths completely renovated. Priv. laundry not coins & pkg. Avail. May 1st, 2006. Call Dave @657-4836 or on the web at PURPLESITES.COM under housing. 6 BDRM. Prime locations & condition, downtown and near UWO, on LTC bus routes. Must see! Rides available to view. Call 519-640-1900 6 BEDROOM BOTH sides of campus, and some downtown. These are the awesome red brick ones. Newly built, all appliances, sprawling room sizes. exactly what you thought off campus was going to be like. Ready to be seen. Call Jon anytime 519-8527993, [email protected]. 6 BEDROOM HOMES, $325-380 +utilities. Close to U.W.O. Well maintained with dependable landlord. Appliances, laundry, plenty of parking. Available May 1st. Call 519-472-7343. 6 BEDROOM HOMES. Great locations on Trott Dr. and Walmer Grove. Modern Homes. Easy to walk to school or take the bus. Both have many extras such as decks, 2.5 baths, Jacuzzi tub, large bedrooms, family room, parking, and 6+ appliances. $395/month utilities included. Utilities not included and/or 10 month lease can be arranged. Check them out at www.stangshouses.com or call Dave at 471-8126 for an appointment. 6 BEDROOM HOUSE for rent. 2 full bath, 2 living rooms, porch, parking, washer, dryer. Three blocks from campus. May-May $340/room.Hardwood floors, new carpets, new windows. Phone 519-679-2018 or 519-870-7499 email [email protected] 5 BEDROOM HOUSES and townhouses for rent on all sides of campus. All places have free parking, free maintenance and full time property management. Units are rented on a first come first serve basis. Call Zach at 519-932-0627. 6 BEDROOM HOUSE, Behind Sydenham, Updated kitchen & 2 full baths, hardwood floors, large bedrooms & closets, laundry, parking, dishwasher, internet, $425/ person, Groups call 519-858-2069 5 BEDROOM HOUSES. Bus stop at door. Wharncliffe /Western Road. Large bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, all appliances, laundry, parking. May lease. $340/person plus utilities or $440/person inclusive.Call Murray Black 519-642-2525 6 BEDROOM HOUSE, Richmond Gates, Minutes to campus, Renovated, large bedrooms, 2 baths, laundry, parking, extra fridge, hardwood floors, dishwasher, landlord takes care of all maintenance, $395/ person, groups 519-858-2069. 5 BEDROOM TOWNHOUSE for rent. $450/room utilities,cable, laundry included. Minutes to UWO. Whitehills area Contact Andy 519-859-2159. 6 BEDROOM VICTORIAN house downtown. Newly renovated with skylights, glassblock, ceramic tile, laundry and parking. Available May 01, 2007. Call Jim at 519-691-5891. 5 BEDROOM, POPULAR red brick buildings in many great locations. Huge bedrooms and spacious modern kitchens. Live in the finest student housing in London! Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 6 AND 7 bdrms all areas around campus. New and spacious, with large/equal size bedrooms. Prewired for high speed internet, much parking, all appliances including washer/dryer, dishwasher. Call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 6 AND 7 bedroom adjacent campus. The awesome red brick homes and townhomes. Really large room sizes. All appliances, fully networked for internet, parking included. For more info or showing call Jon anytime 519-852-7993, [email protected]. 6 BD RED BRICK all area . Large houses. 519-8593236. Many to choose from. Featuring red brick houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 6, 7 BDRM houses downtown and near campus. Huge houses with lots of common area and spacious bedrooms. Places include new appliances, free parking, and full time property management. Great prices. Call Zach anytime at 519-932-0627. 7 BD. ALL areas. Large houses. 519-859-3236. Many to choose from. Featuring red brick houses. Call Eric to view 519-859-3236. 7 BD. DOWNTOWN 519-859-3236. Richmond Row. These go fast, call now. Eric 519-859-3236. 7 BDRM #1 student rentals. 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Danny Jeon paced the ’Stangs on the score sheet with 12 points and Andrew Wedemire chipped in with eight rebounds. For Wednesday’s results against Brock, see page 13. On the women’s side, highoctane offensive performances from Amanda Anderson, Nadine Paron and Bess Lennox couldn’t stop the Guelph opposition. Anderson led the way with 26 points, and she, along with Paron and Lennox, combined for 57 of Western’s 69 points in the 75-69 defeat. The women’s team is now 7-4 on the season. The men’s volleyball team was perfect in the Western Rodeo Tournament at Alumni Hall last weekend. The lads defeated the Windsor Lancers, the Guelph Gryphons and the London club team. 1-800-779-1779 / 416-924-3240 www.oxfordseminars.com laminitis — inflammation of the tissue bonding the horse’s bone to the hoof’s inner wall. The horse’s surgeons are “pulling out all the stops” to ensure he can again live outside the hospital, but after this latest setback it looks like all bets are off — pun intended. In other news, shares of Elmer’s Glue Factory have skyrocketed. Baseball greats Tony Gwynn and Cal Ripken Jr. were inducted as first-ballot Hall of Famers this week in Cooperstown. Gwynn was a consummate hitter, and Ripken was the consummate Iron Man, but consummate juice pig Mark McGwire was snubbed from the Hall. It seems he’ll have a long wait; plenty of time to continue his passionate love affair with Androstenedione. In Switzerland, the exhibitionists are ratcheting it up a notch. Austrian skier Rainer Schoenfelder was spotted alongside the fabled Lauberhorn downhill course wearing nothing but his skis and an orange helmet. Schoenfelder, a 29year-old two-time Olympic medallist, claims the streak was part of a dare posed to him by his physiotherapist. Schoenfelder told his therapist that if his pains were gone by Wednesday (the skier recently suffered a training crash) he would ski nude. We’re familiar with Al Gore’s rambling about global warming, but this is ridiculous. Our buddy Rainer clearly has a reputation for being flamboyant; when he isn’t winning Olympic medals, he pursues a career as a part-time pop star. For the love of God, we don’t want to watch his music videos. It appears Swiss tennis dynamo Roger Federer might be human, after all. It took Federer three tiebreakers to beat Radek Stepanek at the Kooyong exhibition tournament in Melbourne. The longdominant Federer was likely shaking off the rust in the beginning of the 2007 season, but if he does lose the upcoming Australian Open we can probably expect the Apocalypse. sports ➤ P15 theGazette • FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Lineup: “Cry Me a River” — sobbing pro stars CONTINUED FROM P16 — he bent his head and wept. Apparently the only thing that hurts more than three fractured vertebrae is the knowledge that you’ll be suspended for the rest of the season. At least it was good to see Bertuzzi feeling remorse over ending another player’s career. Dick Vermeil Whoever said there’s no crying in football didn’t take two teams to the Super Bowl. Vermeil’s storied career with the Eagles, Rams and Chiefs was marked by frequent breakdowns after games and during press conferences. Vermeil’s retirement speech featured more crying than a Hell’s Angels biker subjected to an All My Children marathon. Adam Morrison Nothing helps your draft stock like a tear-soaked teenage mous- tache. Morrison made that point loud and clear after Gonzaga squandered a nine-point lead in the final minutes of its March Madness matchup with UCLA last season. Morrison was sobbing in the backcourt before the buzzer sounded, then collapsed to the floor in despair after the game. Wayne Gretzky Quite memorably, the Great Other notable criers in sports Emmitt Smith, Dallas Cowboys Ray Lucas, Miami Dolphins Marvin Lewis, head coach, Cincinnati Bengals Earvin “Magic” Johnson, Los Angeles Lakers Walter Payton, Chicago Bears ENGINEER One squeezed a few out during the press conference regarding his trade to the Los Angeles Kings in 1988. Gretzky breaking down and crying was indeed out of the norm for him, as he was used to making opposing defenders and coaches blubber like infants. Some SoCal sun, fun and plastic surgery (we’re looking at you, Janet) surely made the tears short-lived. Mark Messier The Moose joins a small group of pros like Steve Yzerman, Joe Sakic and Ray Bourque as unquestioned leaders, winners and captains of their respective teams. Messier’s admirable career doesn’t overshadow the fact that when he announced his retirement he turned on the waterworks like a Universal Studios wave pool. 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Friday Track and field at Can Am Meet in Windsor: the Mustangs travel west to test their skills against a perennially tough Lancers team and other Ontario University Athletics competition. Wrestling at the Brock Open, St. Catharines: at the Toronto Open earlier this season, the men’s side took home overall silver, while the women maintained their perfection with another gold. The squads look to ride this momentum at Brock. Men’s hockey at Windsor Lancers Saturday Men’s hockey vs. Windsor, 7 p.m., Women’s hockey at York Lions: the team hopes to rebound from a poor exhibition tournament showing over the break in which they went 1-2. Figure skating at the Waterloo Invitational Women’s basketball vs. Windsor, 6 p.m., Alumni Hall Men’s basketball vs. Windsor, 8 p.m., Alumni Hall If you: ~ are a leader and critical thinker ~ communicate effectively and enjoy working in a team ~ want to make a difference in our world by helping others ~ think broadly and make responsible decisions ~ love to learn and are prepared to keep current in a constantly changing environment pharmacy may be the career for you. Sunday Women’s volleyball at Brock Badgers Men’s volleyball at Toronto Varsity Blues: after going undefeated at the Western Rodeo Tournament, the Purple and Silver look to keep rolling in 2007. —James Hayes The University of Waterloo is launching the first co-op pharmacy program in Canada in January 2008. Applications for the first class are being accepted until January 19, 2007. For more information, visit www.pharmacy.uwaterloo.ca ; call 519-888-4848 ; or e-mail [email protected]. P16 FRIDAY, JANUARY 12, 2007 Sports ON DECK: Plenty of hoopla ...Tuesday Sports clubs attack Western’s campus Kendo, triathlon clubs among zany groups recruiting members Jon Purdy/Gazette WAX ON, WAX OFF...DAMN RAPH, PASS THE PIZZA. While Splinter is nowhere to be found, Western’s Kendo club is one of the many exciting clubs available on campus. By Malcolm Aboud Gazette Staff As the second half of the school year begins, Clubs Week returned to the University Community Centre atrium, as numerous athletics clubs are recruiting new members. A plethora of sports had booths set up this week in hopes of reaching students at the beginning of the semester. There are clubs for obscure sports like paintball, conventional ones like squash and badminton and even a Kendo club for students interested in a little swordplay. “It’s a great way to meet likeminded people if you’re interested in athletics and staying fit,” said Jackie Taylor, running representative for the UWO Triathlon Club. Taylor described the club. “Outside of our regular training – running, cycling and swimming – we have a lot of social events,” she said. “Bowling, snow-tubing, karaoke and a lot of fun things.” Mustang Paintball president Ivan Barker also stressed his club’s social activities. “We go out and play [paintball] games,” Barker said. “We also do pizza nights, pub nights — it’s a little bit of everything.” Barker added there’s no heavy commitment required. Other clubs take a more serious approach. For example, Athletes in Action takes a religious perspective on sports and community work. “We’re a Christian sports mission which works on campus with athletes of various levels — varsity athletes, community athletes or just athletic-minded people,” said city director Adam Rumball. “We have a program that involves such things as pickup sports, and we do socials including events off campus.” Many claimed the new semester is a good time to join a club; Tae Kwon Doe club executive Andrea Fernandes said new members can get right into the swing of things. “We have new members all the time, and the class is geared so that even if you don’t know anything about the martial art, there are peo- ple who can always help you learn,” she said. “We can start from the beginning. People can do their own thing if they’re higher belts, and if you’re a lower belt there’ll be higher belts helping you.” Fernandes added that joining an athletic club is a great option for students interested in fitness. “[Joining the club is] a good way to learn your self-defence and also it’s a good workout if you want to stay in shape,” she said. Florida deserved to be there Grab a Kleenex: Patriot James James Hayes Sports Editor Of the fairly limited populace of passionate NCAA football fans in this region, many of them are Michigan Wolverine backers. Only a short jaunt outside of Detroit, the University of Michigan is the closest major NCAA campus with a solid football team. This is why what I’m about to write will ruffle some feathers. Wolverine fans are bitter about their recent losses to arch-rival Ohio State and to USC in the Rose Bowl. The lion’s share of their enmity, however, is directed at Florida Gators head coach Urban Meyer. Meyer lobbied heavily to ensure Michigan didn’t play in the national title game. Michigan lost to the superpower Ohio State Buckeyes by a narrow margin in Columbus, and most believed the Maize and Blue were the second-best team in the country. Wolverine fans insist it was Meyer’s realpolitik that landed the Gators in the big show instead of their squad. However, after Florida’s 41-14 dismantling of Ohio State in Monday’s national championship, the Gators proved to any Doubting Thomas (or Albert or Michael or Ferdinand, for that matter) they belonged in the title game. Florida’s Southeastern Conference is much deeper than Ohio State and Michigan’s Big Ten, and the Gators played a schedule that would make Bill Parcells soil himself for reasons other than senility. Florida’s defence dominated Heisman Trophy-winning quarterback Troy Smith, and they showed everyone they’re the elite in college pigskin. So Michigan fans can grit their teeth and curse Meyer all they want. Ultimately, their team came up short against USC in the Rose Bowl, and the Buckeye team that dispatched them fell flat against the underdog Gators. As a fan of Big Ten football, I’d love to say the conference had the two best teams in the country this year. For a while, it looked that way. It just wasn’t the case. The SEC is the best conference, and Florida is the best team. crying in sports By Malcolm Aboud and James Hayes Gazette Staff It’s a tough life in professional sports, and once in a while the game affects an athlete enough to make them break down and weep. Here are the top athletes and coaches who have cried in public: Tony Romo We had no sympathy for Romo while he sulked on the ground after throwing away the Cowboys’ playoff hopes last weekend with a fumbled field goal snap against the Seattle Seahawks. Romo might have been the one crying on national television, but Cowboys fans across the nation wept themselves to sleep that night. 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