Tennis Newsletter - September and October 2010

Bedfordview Tennis Club
Newsletter Sept/Oct 2010
Our new resident coach
In this Issue:
Tennis calendar for
October & November
Mixed League. 17
Oct—14 Nov
What’s hot, what’s
not
Club fund raiser
Gauteng Central
league results
Who knows more
about hugging than
coaching
Barnyard evening
pictures
Key Health Open
tournament.
29—31 October
End of year party
and draw for
fund raiser, Sun
28 Nov 2010
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Please support your club. Our annual
fund raiser is coming up again. Only 30
tickets. Tickets R1000 each. Please support us, we want to build more courts.
Draw to take place at end of year party
28th November.
Passing Shots &
Tennis Calendar
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Wilson tennis balls
Dunlop tennis balls
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Greek food
Italian food
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Grant’s ex girl friends
Grant Shaw
Parthenon
Colosseum
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Where are
those hands
papou?
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Key Health
Open tennis tournament, played at
Bedfordview from
29—31 October. Come down and watch.
Gauteng Central Mixed League starts 17
October—14 November.
Kyle Rowe one of our juniors presently at
Collins College in the USA. We wish him
success in his tennis career.
Vasili Caripi accepted at
Tyler College in Texas in
January 2011. Will be
accompanied by his father Demetri and Grant
Shaw (ex coach, ex everything), just to
check out the Texas chicks.
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Don’t forget the
end of the year party:
Sunday 28 November.
Lamb on the spit. No
Charge for entry
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We wish Chester
Conroy’s wife, Ingrid, a speedy recovery
from her serious operation.
Don’t forget that floodlights have to
booked and tokens have to be bought.
Tokens available from me, Nico, the gym
and Manuel.
On a sad
Chuck Norris
note, our
still plays tennis
condofor Bedfordview
lences go
to Steve
Mandy on
the passing
of his wife.
DO NOT
FORGET
ANNUAL
FEES DUE
FROM THE
1ST NOVEMBER
League Results
First of all a big thank you to all members that
participated. A special enormous thank you
again to Dennis Hutchings and Paul Rous for
their organisation and participation.
of our excellent male tennis players are for
some reason also infected with these female
hormones and are also constantly complaining.
Arturo Pereira,
like any good
Portuguese
tennis player
has invested in
a car of extreme beauty.
Attached to
Men’s and Ladies League Gauteng
Central
Men’s
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A team finished last Bundes League
B team finished 4th, Bundes league
C team finished 3rd, league 204
D team finished 2nd, league 204
E team finished 4th, league 207
Ladies
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A team finished, 2nd Bundes League
B team finished 4th, Bundes League
C team finished 2nd, league 202
Our very own British Airways
Executive?
Mr. Danny
Swarts.
the car is our own very hot,
blonde, tennis bombshell.
Kom ons bliksem hulle ,Jan!
The toughest, Boertjie combination in the
business: van Aswegan and Steenkamp. Their combined
height is 22 foot, 96
inches. Do not mess
with these guys!
But, who is this masked man our BCC
Chairman?
I should be
playing tennis
Hit up on that
forehand Danny.
Bruno Maraschin and
Shaun Greef have been
selected to represent BedGood Points
fordview Tennis in the
 Has wonderful parFree Annual Get Your Eyes
ents.
Tested, because of their consistent bad calls.
 Used to play tennis.
Please note that Bruno is Italian and that is half  Cannot think of any
of the problem.
more good points
lets move on.
Nico Scheepers’ name has
Bad points
been changed to Nicolette,
 Is a runner
due to his consistent whin Is Italian
ing and increase in female
 Speaks Italian
hormones. We are unfortunately finding many  Does not speak
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Greek
Is a Chartered Accountant
Supports Italian soccer
Eats Italian food
Takes up the tennis
parking during Athletic meetings at
BCC.
Did I mention that he
is Italian
The BCC Barnyard Evening was a huge success.
Our very own
ugly kissing man.
We appeal to all members to support our fund
raisers. Some of our own circus acts were photographed and noted.
The world’s tallest
and shortest men.
Growing the world’s
shortest man to the
same height as the
world’s tallest men.
Our beautiful hot blonde
bombshell with some random guy she picked up.
Mark Hoffman and his
wife; Derek Shaw and
some loose grandmother
he picked up at the show.
Rumour has it she has
been married 10 times.
The other hot ,
blonde, tennis bomb
shell being attacked
by a tramp from
Jeppe Quandom
Here we have a whole history of tennis members. The ugly, kissing man in a borrowed clean
white shirt (all his possessions are gifts from his
father ). A random twin brother of the world’s
tallest tennis player (Piet van Aswegan) standing next to the world’s shortest tennis player
(Mark Hoffman). Our hot blonde chics been
manhandled by random BCC members. Then to
finish off our newsletter, we have this fat gate rasher in a white shirt hanging onto the Tennis
Club Chairman.
Get this baboon off my neck