The Town House, Hamilton - South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture

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Welcome
Welcome to our Winter Season 2016
We are always interested in receiving comments and suggestions from
customers. You can do this by completing a customer comments form when you
are on the premises and handing it in at our reception. You can write to us at
the address below or email us at [email protected]
On behalf of all of the staff here, we hope you enjoy our winter season
productions and we look forward to welcoming you on your next visit
to The Town House.
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Charlie Ingham
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Food and Drink
The Town House has two licensed bars which are
open before the show and during the interval
for most performances. A pre-order interval
drinks service is often available. Pre-show buffets
are available for some performances and are
advertised in this brochure.
If you need this information in another language or format,
please contact us to discuss how we can best meet your needs.
Phone: 01698 476262 Text phone: 18001 01698 476262
Email: [email protected]
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Only £7.50 per person
Enjoy a variety of hot
snacks, wraps, nibbles
and home baking
before the show.
(Served from 6.30pm)
To book please
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The Town House is a short walk
from Hamilton Central Station
and Hamilton Bus Station.
There are several public
car parks within walking
distance of the Town House
(one of which is on Lower
Auchingramont Road) as well
as street parking on Cadzow
Street. Parking charges apply
from 7.30am to 7.30pm.
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Box office:
You can book in person at our box office, by phone or online:
01698 452299
www.sllcboxoffice.co.uk
Box office opening times:
Want to work here?
Monday to Saturday
9am – 5pm*
If you are interested in working
behind the scenes with our
technical team (sound and
lighting), catering team (bars and
waiting) or front of house team
(customer service) then we’d like to
hear from you! We have a pool of
staff that help us run events and
performances throughout the year.
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*and until 8pm on performance nights
You can also book tickets at other
venues including Rutherglen Town
Hall and East Kilbride Arts Centre.
(Box office opening times vary)
Hire of the venue
The Town House is available to
hire for conferences, weddings,
private functions, meetings and
performances.
For further information contact our
events team on 01698 452132.
‘Cultural Activities in
South Lanarkshire’
Like us to receive
updates and venue
information.
All of our vacancies are advertised
on www.myjobscotland.gov.uk. If
you require any help finding our
current vacancies or you require
any other information you can
contact us on 01698 452299.
Every effort has been made to ensure
that the information contained here is
accurate at the time of going to press.
However the programme is subject to
change without notice.
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Tickets for some performances
also available from
Ticketmaster 0844 844 0444*
*booking fee applies
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Winter Season 2016
Friday 9 September
The Ayoub Sisters
Concert in aid of Kilbryde Hospice
Sarah and Laura Ayoub are unique, classically trained,
multi-instrumentalists who cross the boundaries
between classical and contemporary. The ScottishEgyptian sisters recently thrilled the Royal Albert
Hall making their debut at Classic FM Live 2016 as
winners of Global Media’s Big Music Project. Other
performance highlights include appearances at
the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall, The O2 Indigo, The
Embassy of Switzerland, The Cairo Opera House and
tours throughout the UK, Europe and the Middle East.
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Earlier this year, the award winning duo managed to raise over £10,000 for
the Children’s Cancer Hospital, Cairo in a sell-out show. In 2015, The Ayoub
Sisters were invited to Abbey Road Studios by Grammy award winning artist
and producer, Mark Ronson, to record a new cover of his hit, ‘Uptown Funk’.
The sisters were chosen from 10,000 online performers and their track was
produced by Ronson himself and presented at the 2016 BRIT awards, in the
O2 Arena.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £20.00 all seats
Friday 16 September
Barry Steele and friends
‘The Roy Orbison Story’
This year marks Roy Orbison’s 80th birthday and to commemorate we are
proud to present a brand new production at The Town House.
This celebration of The Big O’s musical legacy is quite simply unmissable as
Barry Steele takes you on a musical journey from the early sun years right
through to the late 80’s, also including a special tribute to the time Roy
spent with The Travelling Wilburys and Bono.
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Add to the mix our fabulous friends celebrating
and performing the music of the stars who
toured and performed with Roy, and you have
yourself an incredible fusion of 60’s Solid Gold
Classics and contemporary musical genius all
on one stage.
This show really will be very special, so come
along and celebrate the Masters Legacy, with
Barry Steele and Friends.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £19.50
Pre-show finger buffet: £7.50
Pre-show finger
buffet available
(see p.2 for details)
Saturday 17 September
Ha Ha Hamilton
Comedy Gala
HAMILTON’S COMEDY FESTIVAL
This is the big one, the must see comedy event of the year to kick off the
2016 Ha Ha Hamilton Comedy Festival. Last year a host of top comedy stars
joined forces to raise a laugh and money for the STV Children’s Appeal and
raised over £13,000. This year we want to top that...
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Capital Radio breakfast show funnyman,
Des Clarke will lead a celeb-packed
line-up which will feature some of
the biggest names in comedy.
BBC Burnistoun boys
Iain Connell and Robert Florence
Scottish comedy legend Gary Little
TV funny woman Jo Caulfield
American stand-up Dave Fulton
Musical mirth man Rob Deering
Over 18s only
Tickets: £20.00
Time: 7.30pm - 9.45pm (approx)
Late and Live!
The Official Comedy
Gala Aftershow
Party
The official aftershow
party for the biggest comedy
event of the year. Join host Billy
Kirkwood immediately after the
Comedy Gala in aid of the STV Appeal for
another couple of hours of laughter. Featuring
special guest comedians, surprise guests and a DJ.
Time: 10.00pm – midnight
Bar closes: 11.45pm
Tickets: £10.00
Thursday 22 September
Derek Acorah
The Soul Reunion Tour
Derek Acorah is one of the foremost names in
the world of Psychic Phenomena, as well as a
celebrity, author and performer like no other.
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Derek is a thoroughly modern medium whose
appeal crosses the generations to young and
old alike and he remains the forerunner in
the field of paranormal and spiritual matters.
Where Derek goes, others follow. Here
is your chance to experience this very
special event.
www.derekacorah.com
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £17.50 / £15.00 concession
Friday 23 September
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Some Guys Have All The Luck is a brand new theatrical production
celebrating the career of one of rocks greatest icons, Rod Stewart –
from street busker through to international superstar!
Paul Metcalfe delivers an authentic and charismatic performance assuming
the persona of this legendary singer-songwriter and performer right down to
the last detail – from the distinctive vocals to the swaggering showmanship
and sheer fun that have made Rod Stewart one of the most loved performers
of all time.
The show includes all the massive hits from Rod’s incredible career, classic
rockers like ‘Maggie May’, ‘Baby Jane’ and ‘Da Ya Think I’m Sexy’ through to big
ballads such as ‘Sailing’, ‘You’re in My Heart’, and ‘Tonight’s the Night’ as well
as favourites from his days with the Faces
such as ‘Stay With Me’ and ‘Twistin the
Night Away’ and timeless Motown
tunes from the album Soulbook.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £19.50
Pre-show
finger buffet:
£7.50
Pre-show finger
buffet available
(see p.2 for details)
Sunday 25 September
Michelle McManus’ Reality
- The Musical
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After receiving five star reviews at
the Edinburgh Festival, columnist,
television presenter, actress and
singer Michelle McManus brings her
one woman show to Hamilton. An
upfront and humorous take on her
life since winning ‘Pop Idol’ just over a
decade ago, with famous show tunes
from the West End and Broadway.
From ‘Chicago’ to ‘Cabaret’, ‘Les
Miserables’ to ‘Chess’ this fabulous
evening of entertainment is set
to have everyone singing along
and laughing with Michelle as she
recounts some of the ups and downs
of her life as a TV reality show winner
and exactly how she feels about
Simon Cowell and Gillian McKeith.
“A very, very good comedian … the
new queen of the one woman show”
Daily Record
“This show is going to be one serious
party” – Evening Edinburgh News
“That voice continues to give us
goosebumps” – ScotsGay
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £10.00 /
£8.00 concession
HAMILTON’S COMEDY FESTIVAL
Tuesday 27 September
Rapture Theatre Present
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Stars of Taggart and River City join
Rapture Theatre, as they return to
the Hamilton Town House, with
their latest show!
Produced in association with
Macrobert Arts Centre, Democracy
by Michael Frayn is, based on a true
story, from the writer of the West
End Smash “Noises Off”.
West Germany, 1969. Charismatic
Willy Brandt has been elected
Chancellor. However, his own
political party are starting to plot
against him. As his enemies tighten
the noose around his neck - and
the threat of an East German spy
in his own office is discovered -
Colin McCredie
Michael Moreland
Brandt believes the only man he can
truly trust is Gunter Guillaume, his
devoted personal assistant. But in the
world of political intrigue, espionage
and betrayal, who can you trust?
Shakespearean in scale but with
all the twists and spins of modern
politics, Democracy combines the
fascination of a John Le Carre
thriller (Tinker,Tailor, Soldier, Spy
and The Night Manager) with the
dynamism of The West Wing and
House of Cards.
Witty, thought-provoking and
highly entertaining, Democracy is a
compelling and unmissable night at
the theatre.
Neil Caple
Sean Scanlan
Tom Hodgkins
‘Perfect timing for Michael Frayn’s seriously thrilling play’
The Times
‘A gripping night out’
The Daily Mail
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £15.00
Friday 30 September
“Purveyors of Cool” swing into town with the greatest music of the 20th
century. Wonderful memories of classic Las Vegas ... Frank Sinatra ... Dean
Martin ... Sammy Davis. Every song a winner – ‘Come Fly with Me’, ‘Volare’,
‘That’s Amore’, ‘Under My Skin’, ‘Mr Bojangles’, ‘Sway’, ‘Mack the Knife’ and
many more of your favourites.
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Superb-Remarkable-Tremendously Entertaining! The Stage
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Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £22.00
Pre-show finger buffet: £7.50
Pre-show finger
buffet available
(see p.2 for details)
Weddings at
The Town
House
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With its striking architecture,
tastefully decorated rooms and the
garden surroundings of Cadzow
Glen, The Town House is an
inspired choice for those looking
for a distinguished wedding
ceremony and evening reception.
The Town House caters for all types
of receptions and is licensed for
civil ceremonies. Our Avon Room
can accommodate up to 120 guests
for your meal and up to 150 guests
for your evening reception with its
own private bar. The Avon Room
also has a stage and dance floor to
host your evening entertainment.
New for 2017: All inclusive wedding packages
3 course menu for day guests, evening buffet, drinks package, chair covers,
room hire and much more …
50 guests for £2,500 80 guests for £3,700
For more information or to book a
viewing please contact our events
team on 01698 452104.
You can also visit our website for
full details of these all inclusive
packages www.sllcweddings.co.uk
Friday 7 and Saturday 8 October
Hamilton District Youth Theatre present
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Music and Lyrics by Laurence o’Keefe and Neil Benjamin
Book by Heather Hach
Based on the novel by Amanda Brown and the
Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer motion picture
HDYT’s talented army embark on another high profile production.
A fabulously fun international award-winning musical based on the hit
film, Legally Blonde: The Musical follows the transformation of sorority
girl Elle Woods, who doesn’t take no for an answer. So when her
boyfriend dumps her for someone “serious”, Elle puts down the credit
card, hits the books, and sets out to go where no Delta Nu has gone
before: Harvard Law.
This action-packed musical explodes on the stage with memorable
songs and dynamic dances. Equal parts hilarious and heart-warming,
this ridiculously enjoyable musical is so much fun it should be illegal.
Time: 7.30pm + Saturday Matinee 2.30pm
Tickets: £10.00 / £9.00 concession / £7.50 groups 10+
This amateur production is presented by
arrangement with JOSEF WEINBERGER LTD
on behalf of MUSIC THEATRE INTERNATIONAL
of NEW YORK
Registered Charity No. SC046243
Tuesday 11 October
Starcatchers & Branar Téatar do Pháistí present
The Shape of Things
Created by Ailie Cohen and Marc Mac Lochlainn
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The world all around us is made up of
wonderful shapes. But sometimes there
are so many shapes that some shapes get
lost. This is a story of two shapes, Cubert
and Triantán, and the adventures they have
finding their way back to each other.
Set in a soft and tactile environment,
Starcatchers and Branar tell this interactive
story through puppetry, object theatre,
music and sound.
Time: 11.00am and 2.00pm
Tickets: £5.00
Designed for children
aged 6 months – 2 years
and their grown-ups.
Saturday 15 October
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Europe’s official 1980’s multi-tribute concert featuring 25 chart topping
pop icons authentically recreated with live band and awesome dancers.
Performing over 35 chart topping smash-hits live in concert, with tributes
to Duran Duran, The Human League, Kim Wilde, Culture Club, Madonna,
Wham!, Nena, Toni Basil, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Bananarama, Dead or
Alive, Madness and many many more!
As ex-Radio 1 and Top of the Pops presenter Mike Read enthusiastically
described “It’s like Top of the Pops meets Live Aid with the sexy dance
troupe Legs ‘n’ Co.”
So it’s time to dig out your 80’s fashions and party!
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £20.00 / £18.00 concession
Prizes will be awarded for the best 80’s dressed
group of guests on the night of the show
Wednesday 19 October
The People’s Theatre Company Presents
Don’t Dribble on the Dragon
By Steven Lee, Directed by Nick Lane, Designed by Mike Lees
My brother has a dragon and he keeps it secretly within a
box beneath his socks. He’s hiding it from me…
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Tom is a toddler with a cool older brother, a secret dragon…and a dribbling
problem that just won’t stop! When Tom’s endless drooling threatens to tear
the brothers’ friendship apart, can a dragon’s crazy magic help them put it
back together again…or will it only end up making things worse?
Based on the fabulous new book by Steven Lee and with magic designed by TV
legend Paul Daniels, this spectacular musical adventure about growing up and
the importance of family is the perfect feel good show for big hearted adults,
cheeky cool kids and loving little ones alike.
As an extra treat, Steven will be available
to sign copies of ‘Don’t Dribble On
The Dragon’ which you can bring
with you or buy in the theatre
after the show.
“A heart warming
story full of love,
laughs and sing along
songs, this is perfect
entertainment for
adults and
children alike
- and brilliant
fun!”
The Guide
Run time roughly
60 minutes.
Time: 2.30pm
Tickets: £10.00 / £30.00
family ticket of 4
Friday 21 October
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Bye Bye Baby takes you back in time on a
musical journey through the career of Frankie
Valli & The Four Seasons, whose songs graced
such films as ‘The Deer Hunter’, ‘Dirty Dancing’
and ‘Grease’.
From their early beginning in the 1950s, when
Frankie first joined the group, this show
celebrates the greatest hits such as ‘Beggin’,
‘Big Girls Don’t Cry’, ‘Walk Like a Man’, ‘Lets
Hang On’, ‘Who Loves You’, ‘December ’63
(Oh What a Night)’, ‘Bye Bye Baby’, ‘Can’t Take
My Eyes Off You’, ‘Fallen Angel ‘and ‘Grease’
through to a superb grand finale medley of
more of the group’s greatest hits.
The combination of world class vocals and
harmonies, as Jamie Ledwith scales the falsetto
heights of Frankie Valli, along with snappy
choreography and a vast catalogue of hits
makes for a memorable and unforgettable
night of nostalgia.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £19.50
Pre-show finger buffet: £7.50
Pre-show finger
buffet available
(see p.2 for details)
Thursday 27 October
Happiness and Wellbeing
Join Edward Reid as he helps raise your feel good vibrations through
meditation, chat and songs.
Edward, known for making the country laugh on Britain’s Got Talent and
who is also a meditation teacher, wants to get people tuned into the divine
in themselves and achieve a feeling of wellbeing and happiness. He will be
using meditation to increase clarity, self awareness, relaxation, confidence,
gratitude, joy and self esteem.
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Edward will lead the workshop with positive chat, guided meditation and
songs that will leave you relaxed, feeling good and ready for life.
Time: 7.00pm
Tickets: £5.00
Friday 28 October
Celine and Friends
Starring Lisa Heesom
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Put your “fabulous” into overdrive
and get ready for a night of stylish
class with a hint of sass with the
sensational Celine and Friends
Tribute Show.
Performed entirely in character, the
show features Lisa’s spine tingling
tribute to legendary diva Celine
Dion as well as some very special
guests who’ll be popping in along
the way! You’ll be bursting to sing
along to all of your favourite Celine
Dion hits including the smash hit UK
no. 1 ‘Think Twice’, the “just been
dumped” anthem ‘All By Myself’,
‘The Power of Love’, ‘All Coming
Back to Me Now’ and of course
the eternal ‘My Heart Will Go On’.
The show also features a host of
Celine’s rockier songs with her
fabulous cover of the classic Heart
anthem ‘Alone’, ‘Taking Chances’,
the fast paced ‘I Drove All Night’ and
her rip roaring rendition of ‘River
Deep, Mountain High’ plus many,
many more. The show is performed
entirely live with sensational live
vocals throughout from Lisa and her
guests, all superbly accompanied
with 100% live music from Celine’s
very own four-piece show band.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £13.00
Saturday 29 October
Glasgow Phoenix
Choir Concert
In aid of St Andrew’s Hospice Capital Appeal
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The Glasgow Phoenix Choir perform thanks to the sponsorship of The
Co-operative Funeralcare, part of the Co-operative Group. The choir are
one of the foremost mixed voice choirs in Scotland with approximately
120 members ranging from those in their twenties to octogenarians.
All funds raised will be donated to St. Andrew’s Hospice Capital Appeal.
The Capital Appeal aims to raise £9million to reconfigure and refurbish
the Hospice to make it fit for the future by 2019. The upgraded building
will increase the number of single bedded rooms available, which will
ensure more privacy for patients and their loved ones.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £10.00
VIP tickets: £20.00 includes Prosecco and finger food buffet from 6pm
Saturday 12 November
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Prepare to experience the world’s greatest
Dire Straits tribute show – Money For Nothing,
as they capture the authentic sound of one
of the most successful rock bands of all time.
The Money For Nothing show
pay meticulous attention to every detail
and faithfully recreate the distinct sound
of Dire Straits in this unforgettable
sonic spectacular.
Performing ‘Money For Nothing’, ‘Romeo and
Juliet’, ‘Sultans of Swing’, ‘Private Investigations’,
‘Walk of Life’, ‘Brothers in Arms’, ‘So Far Away’
and many more much-loved classics.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £20.00 all seats
Thursday 17 November
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Glamrock greats, disco hits, power ballads and
party anthems revive the golden age of pop. A fabtastic
night of hits from Sweet, T Rex, Queen, Elton John, 10CC,
David Essex, Suzi Quatro, David Cassidy, ELO, The Carpenters,
Osmonds, Bay City Rollers and more.
Sparkling vocals, starring supercool musicians that have performed with
Mike Oldfield, Asia and Ultravox, step back to a time of Pans People and
Eurovision; Luke Skywalker and Saturday Night Fever; Danny and Sandy...
Dastardly and Muttley.
The top of the pops time of your life guaranteed!
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £22.00 / £20.00 concession
Pre-show finger buffet: £7.50
Pre-show finger
buffet available
(see p.2 for details)
Saturday 19 November
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Who doesn’t love the wrestling? Well now is your chance to come along and
see superstars live in action. Cheer the good guys! Boo the bad guys!
A brilliant family afternoon out.
Time: 3.00pm
Tickets: £14.00 / £12.00 concessions / £44.00 family ticket of 4
2 to 7 December 2016
SLLC and NCL present
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Poor Cinderella!
Trapped in a life of servitude by her
wicked stepmother and ugly sisters,
Cinderella dreams of a life where
she doesn’t have to scrub floors
and do chores.
She is resigned to being covered in ash
and cinder for the rest of her days.
Until one day, Cinderella discovers
that in order to find his true love the
ever so handsome Prince Charming
is to throw the most lavish ball the
kingdom has ever seen!
Will Cinderella make
it to the ball?
Not if her wicked stepmother and
horrible sisters have anything to do
with it, but you can count on a little
panto magic to help out our Cinders
and don’t forget Buttons who will be
there to lend a helping hand.
So dig out your ball gowns, check lost
property for glass slippers and join us
for this year’s family panto Cinderella!
You’ll laugh until your sides ache and
be on the last bus home before it
turns back into a pumpkin!
Friday 2 December
Saturday 3 December
Sunday 4 December
Wednesday 7 December
7.30pm
1pm / 5pm
1pm / 5pm
7.30pm
Schools only:
Monday 5 December
Tuesday 6 December
10am / 1pm
10am / 1pm
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Tickets: Adults £14.00
Concession £12.00
Groups (20+) £7.50
School £5.50
Family ticket of 4 only £43.00
Friday 9 and Saturday 10 December 2016
Friday 16 and Saturday 17 December 2016
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Party the night away in style at the Town
House – a spectacular setting for your
office or works Christmas night out.
Enjoy a drink on arrival, a three course
meal and a full bar available
throughout the evening.
The entertainment is provided
by our resident DJ and
Big Vern ‘N’ The Shootahs.
Tickets: £42.50
Tuesday 20 December
Running Late Theatre Company Presents
It’s a Wonderful Life The Radio Play
It’s Christmas Eve in 1947, and inside a radio studio a live
broadcast brings to life Frank Capra’s beloved classic story.
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Be a part of the live studio audience and join the cast as
they take you on a journey through the most important
evening in one man’s life. George Bailey is a desperate man
who is prepared to end it all until he is visited by an angel
who gives him a very special gift.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £10.00 all seats
Wednesday 21 December
Theatre Productions presents
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Now in its’ eighth record breaking year “Christmas Crooners” is jam packed
with festive favourites, and the Christmas hits of Bing Crosby, Nat King Cole
and Ol’ Blue Eyes himself, Frank Sinatra.
A fantastic cast of West End singers, backed by the superb and talented swing
band: The Jazz-All-Stars, perform over 30 well known Christmas hits including
‘Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire’, ‘Little Drummer Boy’, ‘White Christmas’
and many other swing arrangements of Christmas hymns and songs; including
‘God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen’, ‘Deck the Halls’ and ‘Silent Night’, and many
more festive favourites and even a surprise or two! Staged in the warm and
delightful style of the famous Andy Williams Christmas Shows.
The Crooners give the audience a show full of swinging Christmas cheer and
witty banter, a perfect show for the perfect season. ”Guaranteed to get
you in the festive mood, come and sing along to great songs from Christmas
past” with the Christmas Crooners.
Time: 7.30pm
Tickets: £20.00 all seats
Wednesday 28 December
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FUNBOX – the brand new family
show from Anya, Kevin and Gary
(formerly of The Singing Kettle)
presents Christmas Wonderland.
The FUNBOX Gang are on top of
the world – literally, as their latest
seasonal spectacular takes them to
the North Pole. They’re wrapped
up cosy and warm for an Arctic
adventure packed with songs, silliness
and snow. The Funbox is locked
though and the keys are missing.
Can you help us find them?
Packed with singalong favourites like
‘Jingle Bells‘, ‘Pizza Hut‘ and ‘Katie
Bairdie’, as well as brand new songs,
Christmas Wonderland is the perfect
festive treat for the whole family. Who
knows, you might even see Santa!
Wear a Christmas jumper and
bring a torch to light up the night.
Time: 1.00pm and 3.30pm
Tickets: £13.00 / £48.00 family ticket
of four / £10.00 groups 10+
Early bird offer: £9.60 all seats.
(Must be booked and paid for by
31 August 2016)
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The Town House Ha
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Winter Season 2016
Our venues
Our venues in Rutherglen, East Kilbride and Lanark also provide fantastic
entertainment opportunities, why not give them a call and request
their brochure or for a full detailed listing of events throughout
South Lanarkshire, visit www.slleisureandculture.co.uk
Rutherglen Town Hall
Box office: 0141 613 5700
East Kilbride Arts Centre
Box office: 01355 261000
East Kilbride Village Theatre
Box office: 01355 248669
Lanark Memorial Hall
Box office: 01555 667 999
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Give your children access to a
fantastic range of cultural and sporting
activities in your local area
For a simple monthly payment
of only £23.60
The Town House Ha
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Winter Season 2016
South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture Limited
Cultural Venues
Box office terms and conditions
Cancellations
In the event of a performance
being cancelled, South Lanarkshire
Leisure and Culture Limited will
take reasonable steps to notify
ticket holders. However, we cannot
guarantee that we will be able to
notify ticket holders prior to the event
date. In the event of a performance
being cancelled, South Lanarkshire
Leisure and Culture Limited will not
be held responsible for any travel,
accommodation or other ancillary
costs incurred by the ticket holder.
Concessions
The following groups are eligible for
concessionary ticket prices:
• Holders of South Lanarkshire Leisure ‘Leisure for all’ cards
Other concession may be available
– please see venue for details.
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Charges for carers / escorts
All carers / escorts will be required
to purchase a valid ticket for any
performance.
Children / infants / babies
A ticket must be purchased for any
child who is aged 1 or over. For babies
who are under the age of 1 (on
the date of the performance being
attended), a ‘Babes in Arms’ ticket
will be issued, free of charge, which
will allow entry to the auditorium.
A reserved seat will not be allocated
with this ticket. In the event of a
sell out performance, ‘Babes in
Arms’ tickets may be limited and
entry refused to the auditorium. At
performances which are specifically
aimed at those under the age of 1,
‘Babes in Arms’ tickets will not be
available.
No one under the age of 16 will be
admitted to a performance without
being accompanied by a parent,
responsible adult (who must be aged
18 or over) or legal guardian.
Please note that concessions may not
be available for all performances
Latecomers
Latecomers may not be admitted until
a suitable break in the performance.
This may be the interval.
Lost / stolen tickets
South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture
Limited will not be held responsible
for lost or stolen tickets.
Management rules
A valid ticket is required to enter the
auditorium and at some locations to
enter the bar area. South Lanarkshire
Leisure and Culture Limited reserves
the right to refuse admission to the
auditorium or to request that any
ticket holder leave the auditorium
and may take appropriate action to
enforce this right. South Lanarkshire
Leisure and Culture Limited will not
be held responsible for any personal
property brought into the venue.
Ticket holders agree to abide by
the Venue Management Rules and
Fire and Evacuation procedures at
all times. These are available to
customers on request and/or are
displayed within the venue.
Photography / recording
The unauthorised use of photographic
and/or recording equipment (audio or
video) is strictly prohibited and failure
to comply will result in removal from
the auditorium.
Filming and recording of
performances
On occasion filming and recording
may be carried out at the venue, by
attending an event you give your
express consent to be included in such
films and recordings and for these
to be exploited in any and all media
at any time throughout the world.
This includes any filming by police or
security staff which may be carried
out for the security of our patrons.
the point of purchase before a refund
can be given. Ticket exchanges may
be possible, subject to availability.
In the event of seating problems
or other operational issues, South
Lanarkshire and Culture Limited
reserves the right to move customers
from allocated seating to alternative
seating without notice. In these
instances South Lanarkshire Leisure
and Culture Limited will not refund
any difference in the customer’s ticket
price nor exchange the customer’s
ticket for another performance.
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Postage of tickets
Tickets purchased by telephone or
online, within 5 working days of the
date of the performance, will be held
at the venue for collection at the box
office rather than being posted out. A
fixed postage fee of £1 will apply and
be charged to the customer if tickets
are posted.
Alterations to programme
South Lanarkshire Leisure and
Culture Limited reserves the right to
make alterations to the advertised
programme at short notice (for
example cast changes). In these
instances South Lanarkshire Leisure
and Culture Limited is not obliged to
refund the ticket nor exchange the
ticket for another performance.
Refunds / exchanges
Tickets, once purchased, cannot be
refunded except in circumstances
where the performance has been
cancelled. Tickets must be returned to
Resales
The re-selling of tickets that have
already been purchased will only
be conducted by South Lanarkshire
Leisure and Culture Limited at the
Venue Manager’s discretion.
Reservations
Tickets that have been reserved
must be paid for within three days
of purchase or within a timescale
specifically advised by sales staff,
otherwise, tickets which have been
reserved and not paid for may be
released for general sale without
notice.
Special access requirements
Customers must inform the box
office, at the time of booking, of any
ticket holders who require special
access to the venue. (For example:
wheelchair users, those who cannot
use stairs etc.) Failure to do so may
result in admission to the auditorium
being denied on the day of the
performance if we are unable to offer
suitable seating that complies with
our Fire and Evacuation procedures.
The Town House Ha
milton
Winter Season 2016
Tickets on sale now!
SLLC and NCL present
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Friday 2 to Wednesday 7
December 2016
Box Office: 01698 452299
www.slleisureandculture.co.uk
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South Lanarkshire Leisure and Culture Limited is a recognised Scottish Charity, No SC032549