SA Senate approves constitution
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SA Senate approves constitution
CAMPUS TIMES Page 2 Campus Times Wilson Commons 102 University of Rochester Rochester, NY 14627 (585) 275-5942 FAX (585) 273-5303 www.campustimes.org CHADWICK SCHNEE Editor-in-Chief • lewis powell Managing Editor • michael he Presentation Editor • KENNY LINSKY Presentation Editor • cyrus levesque News Editor • SANDEEP MADHUR News Editor • GREG DUBINSKY Opinion Editor • JACKIE BORCHARDT Features Editor • Jamie SokoL Features Editor • KIM GORODE Eastman Editor • CHRIS TICE Sports Editor • RICHARD TIPTON Sports Editor • NEIL JANOWITZ Comics Editor • BRIAN GOLDNER Get Out Editor • jason freidman Photography Editor • andrew slominski Photography Editor • Ben heaton Copy Editor • JENNA KATZ Copy Editor • JESSICA STOLL Copy Editor • tony terradas Staff Illustrator • Matthew Hall Online Editor • jeff keesing Assistant News Editor • Linda Goodwin Business Manager • ALLEN FITZSIMMONS MIKE GERTON BRIAN KIM JILL MARTINS ALISSA MILLER DAN MUHLENBERG THOMAS PARIS KAREN TAYLOR Senior Staff Corrections: Last week’s article “Softball takes four” was written by Rebecca Keller, not Alison McLean. We regret the error. It is the policy of the Campus Times to correct all erroneous information as quickly as possible. If you believe you have a correction, please call the editor-in-chief at x5-5942. Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “We’ve had home meets on D-Day before. It always makes for an interesting crowd,” — John Izzo, Men’s Track Head Coach, see story on Page 25. Information provided by www.weather.com. Weather Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Cloudy throughout most of the day. High 59, low 42. Few rain showers along with strong winds. High 55, low 43. Partly cloudy accompanied with some strong winds. High 53, low 42. Several rain showers in the early morning. High 57, low 41. Campus Briefs SA Senate approves constitution The Students’ Association Senate endorsed the new constitution proposed by the Government Restructuring Committee on April 19. The approval of the constitution is a symbolic gesture saying that the current government supports a transition to the new government. Last week, the Senate voted against endorsing the constitution because there were several unresolved issues regarding Eastman representation, committee chairperson selection and the election of a vice president. Any remaining concerns will be addressed in the bylaws that the Senate will create. All but one senator, junior Jack Voorhees, supported the endorsement. “While I agree that the current one sucks, we should only vote for this one if we agree with it,” Voorhees said Monday night. “I am not convinced that this document is the best solution.” “I have been involved in attempting to pass new constitutions for the last three years,” senior and All-Campus Judicial Council Chief Justice Erica Contini said. “This is the best constitution that I have seen during my time here.” Junior and incoming SA President Pete Nabozny is glad to have the Senate supporting the constitution that he coauthored as GRC chairperson. “I’m extremely pleased that the Senate endorsed the constitution by a near unanimous margin,” Nabozny said. “It validates the hard work the committee has put in for months now, and hopefully it spurs us on towards ratification. Nearly every member of student government is in support of this constitution and therefore there hopefully won’t be any problems with its implementation.” In addition to student government representatives asking for signatures, there is also a copy of the proposed constitution and a petition that students can sign at the door of room 101G in Andrew slominski • Campus Times Staff QUADROUPLE-POUNDER Senior Jorge Quiroz is on his way to consuming four pounds of chicken wings in eight minutes. He claimed the ‘Battle to the Bone’ $500 cash prize on April 17. the Ruth Merrill Center. Former graduate to be Commencement speaker Chairman and CEO of Warner Brothers Entertainment Barry Meyer will deliver The College’s commencement speech at this year’s ceremonies on May 16. Meyer, who graduated from the university in 1964, will also receive the presitigious Hutchinson Medal, the highest honor given to alumni. Meyer, a voting member of the Board of Trustees, has served in his position at Warner Brothers since 1999, when he left his post as the studio’s chief operating officer and vice president. Meyer last publicly spoke at UR over Meliora Weekend in 2000, when he and four other alumni participated in the “UR in Hollywood” symposium. “Write-A-Thon” to be held in the ITS Center The Writing Fellows will begin a writing marathon after Dandelion Day. The “Write-AThon” will last for 24 hours, starting at 3 p.m. on April 25 and ending at 3 p.m. on April 26. The event will be held on the upper level of the ITS Center where free snacks and coffee will be served. Students can also rent laptops to use for the event. Students can choose to either work with a fellow at any stage of the writing process or they can work by themselves or with each other. Fellows will remain nearby to help solve problems that they might encounter. The fellows can help with any type of writing and also with papers at any stage in the writing process. Reporting by Jeff Keesing, Chadwick Schnee and Sandeep Madhur. Security Update Fire in Eastman dorm narrowly averted BY Kim gorode Campus Times Staff An Eastman student and two UR Security officers prevented an electrical fire in the Eastman Living Center on April 16, according to Director of UR Security Walter Mauldin. The student located a small fire on an exit sign on the first floor of the building and notified security, who called the Rochester Police Department. Security used a fire extinguisher and then examined the floor above for further signs of a fire. On arrival, the RFD inspected the scene and determined that the fire had been properly extinguished. Students taken to Strong for intoxication Three students were transported by ambulance to Strong Memorial Hospital in separate incidents for alcohol intoxication, during the early morning hours of April 17. One case was reported on the Fraternity Quad, one from Towers and the third from the Residential Quad. Three additional students were taken to Strong Memorial Hospital for alcohol intoxication, in the early hours of April 18. In the first case, two students were observed by UR Security on Phase Bridge. The third student, coming from Hoeing Hall, was reportedly unresponsive. Employee injured by nail gun When a UR staff member was trying to repair a nail gun, the device discharged and embedded a nail into his hand. The incident happened on April 15 in Todd Union, according to security. The staff member was taken to Strong Memorial Hospital for treatment. Stereos stolen from students’ vehicles Two students reported the theft of car stereos from their vehicles parked on River Campus between the hours of 11 a.m. and 6 p.m. on April 17. In the first incident, access to the car was gained by popping out the lock of the passenger side front door of a Chevy Blazer parked in the Library Lot. Entry into the second vehicle, a Ford, was made in the same manner. A book bag and several music compact discs were taken. Both students completed follow-ups with the RPD through their nonemergency 311 line. Two vehicles broken into at NSRL Lot Two students’ cars were broken into on April 14 parked in Nuclear Structure Research Laboratory Lot in Henrietta. The first larceny, of an Acura Integra, occurred between 7 p.m. April 11 and 9:18 p.m. April 12. UR Security discovered the breakin and attempted to contact the student on April 12. The second break-in resulted in the theft of a car stereo from a 1990 Honda Accord and occurred between 9 p.m. and 9:40 p.m. on April 14. Security says that they are addressing the issue by increasing patrol times. Information provided by UR Security. Gorode can be reached at [email protected]. Thursday, April 22, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES Page 3 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Flood causes blackout Cogeneration plant By michael he Campus Times Staff A chilled water coil in an air handler ruptured, creating a flood Tuesday afternoon in the Frederick Douglass Building which shorted out a power transformer, blacking out parts of the River Campus. Three Rochester fire trucks responded along with Facilities. “This time of year we bring chilled water back into the buildings,” Director of Facilities Jeff Foster said. “[Tuesday], chilled water was turned on to Frederick Douglass, everything checked out and was deemed to be in good [working order]. Two hours later the pipes burst. It tripped the circuit breakers, just what it was supposed to do.” The Frederick Douglass Building, Meliora Hall, Rush Rhees Library, the Interfaith Chapel, all fraternity houses, Hoeing, Lovejoy, Gilbert, and Tiernan Halls, Hopeman Engineering Building and the Medical Center Annex all lost power at 4:25 p.m. Most buildings had the power restored by 6 p.m. “We bought a new transformer from Philadelphia yesterday,” he said. “[Wednesday afternoon they were] taking the old one out and putting the new one in.” The Frederick Douglass Building was closed yesterday at 9 p.m. and all electrical power was shutoff half an hour later in order to install a new transformer. The emergency generators will then be removed. Since the power outage, the Fred- intended for 2006 andrew slominski • Campus Times Staff Firefighters and security officials investigate the flooded power transformers that caused the blackout on April 19. erick Douglass Building has been running on emergency generators powered by diesel fuel. The building will be re-opened at 5:00 today. Normal wear and tear on the aged unit weakened existing infrastructure, Facilities Area Manager Eris Oleksyn said. Costs are expected to be around $25,000 to $30,000, according to Foster. The power outage was caused by a failure of outdated equipment. “The majority of our [electrical] systems on the river campus, though well maintained, are old,” Foster said. Students all over campus were affected by the power outage. “I was in the middle of an experiment when it happened,” senior Rachel Greenstein said. “Now I have to reschedule with the subjects. [It is] just a pain.” Many students also were affected because they could not use their student ID cards for services like printing and dining. “Every two minutes someone comes up and asks, ‘Can I use my card to buy this or that? Does the coffee machine work?’” Java City employee and senior Keron Twum said. “And I tell them, well, no. There is no power.” He can be reached at [email protected]. Afrmative action dialogue stalls by cyrus levesque Campus Times Staff The controversial discussion of affirmative action inspired by the College Republicans’ bake sale on March 19 led to an equally heated panel dialogue on the subject on April 16. The panel consisted of six students and two professors with various positions on the issue, ranging from sophomore and chair of the College Republicans Noah Lebowitz to Associate Professor of Anthropology Thomas Gibson, a co-signer of a letter to President Jackson demanding action against the College Republicans. The dialogue began with intro- ductory statements by all panelists black man, he felt that accusations stating their positions on affirma- the College Republicans were ractive action. It soon progressed to ist was unfounded. “[Hardy and questions and occasional state- Lebowitz] are pretty much leading the College ments from the he audience. ‘They jump to the Republicans,” said later. “The Lebowitz restereotype and only reason I can peated the Colthink of people lege Republican’s we just don’t saying that [we argument from fit those.’ are racist] is they the bake sale. “You don’t help — Trey Hardy aren’t informed. They hear ‘Rethose people by junior, college republican publicans’ and letting them get they automatiinto college at a cally think, ‘racist, bigots.’ They lower standard,” he said. Junior Clarence Hardy was the jump to the stereotype and we just other representative of the College don’t fit those.” See DIALOGUE, Page 5 Republicans on the panel. As a By Yosuke Aoyama Campus Times Staff UR will begin the $42.8 million project of upgrading the current utility plant to a more efficient and high-tech cogeneration plant able to produce electricity and steam for both the River Campus and the Medical Center. The project will start in the spring of this year and be completed in the summer of 2006. Associate Vice President of Public Relations at UR Robert Kraus noted that under ordinary circumstances, the new plant will generate 77 million kilowatt-hours in an average year — roughly the amount of energy used by 13,000 households. Although the new plant will produce significantly more energy than the old utility plant, this new cogeneration plant uses no more fuel than if only steam were produced. In fact, it can provide more than half the annual electric requirement of the River Campus and the Medical Center with less cost. UR has planned to build a cogeneration plant for more than a decade, according to Kraus. However, to build a plant, administrators, trustees and consultants had to meet the consensus of the project to make sure that the size and nature of the plant would produce reliable power for the university and be financially practical to build. On a positive note, the cost of the project can be covered through the savings possible by generating, instead of actually purchasing, the electricity. “There are a number of important benefits to the university community,” Kraus said. “We believe that capturing energy that would otherwise be wasted is the right thing to do.” Moreover, due to the efficiency of the plant, during an emergency it would be able to provide essential electricity to central facilities and buildings of the Medical Center and the River Campus for extended periods of time. “It gives us a power source [should] there be an extended blackout for the Rochester area,” Kraus mentioned, relating back to last year’s massive blackout in the northeast United States. See PLANT, Page 20 THANK YOU! News is nothing...without all of you Yosuke Aoyama, Masha Chepovetsky, Shellie Chlarson, Ted Elton, Nick Farrell, Brian Goldner, Kim Gorode, Michael He, Ben Heaton, Darcy Johnson, Jeff Keesing, Maggie Lindstrom, Alissa Miller, Alison McLean, John McVay, Ryan Merkley, Alex Pisarski, Lewis Powell, Phil Reichenberger, Audrey Ricketts, Chadwick Schnee, Jessica Stoll, Robyn Tanner, Karen Taylor, Brielle Welzer, and Taylor Yunis. CAMPUS TIMES ITS server to be removed Area teens volunteer for Strong Hospital Page 4 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g By Nick Farrell Campus Times Staff Students and faculty who have stored large and small files on “Public” will have to rely on alternatives after this semester. Due to its antiquated system, misuse and better alternatives provided by WebCT and WebRFM, the Information Technology Services Center decided to take the public drive off-line. Public is a hard drive that allows students to store files temporarily on computers in the computer lab at ITS and retrieve them at other computers in the lab. “The machine that Public is on is slated for replacement,” System Analyst and Programmer at ITS Matt Felthousen said. “Public has been abused in the past — people have put copy-righted software on it, including music. Generally it has been more of a problem than a service to the community. We have recommended they use other means of storing their files including using the WebCT and WebRFM,” Felthousen said. “Most of the machines we use in the labs have CD burning capabilities, and students can use them to store files.” WebRFM is a new server accessable to students using their Net ID and Passcode from Webmail at http://mail.rochester.edu. Students can store up to 100 megabytes, and it is inaccessible to other students. “Even if the server goes down, the file is still available on WebRFM,” junior and ITS employee Nick Theberge said. Professor Rachel Siegel of the Art and Art History Department uses Public as an aid in her Digital Art class for turning in homework and working on group projects. “When I first started teaching this class, I didn’t use Public that By Taylor Yunis Campus Times Staff Filmmaker Yvonne Welbon visited UR April 15 to present her documentary Sisters in Cinema and answer questions following the film as the last event of the year in the Film and Society Film Series. Approximately 25 community members joined her in Hoyt Auditorium. Co-Director of the Frederick Douglass Institute John Michael began the event and introduced Dr. Joe Woddarsh, who will be leaving Cornell University to teach at UR next year as a visiting professor. Woddarsh described Welbon as a producer, writer, director and educator who has received numerous grants and awards for her work. According to Woddarsh, “Sisters in Cinema,” has been shown at over 150 venues and received 10 best documentary awards inter- nationally. Zora Neale Hurston, Welbon Woddarsh then briefly intro- says, was the first black female diduced the film. She explained that rector back in the 1920s and 30s. as a film student, she knew little In her film, Welbon interviewed of female black filmmakers. “I numerous directors, producers made this film so and filmmakers that you wouldn’t and explained have the same historical events ‘I made this film experience that I and their effects did,” Welbon said. so that you would on the black pres“So I set out to ence in filmmaknot have the find other sisters ing. same experience in cinema,” she For example, said in a narrative the Civil Rights I did.’ at the beginning — Yvonne Welbon movement, she of her film. says, gave African filmmaker Her film traces Americans a betthe history of ter opportunity black — especially female — par- to enter the film industry. ticipation and often representaAs education became more tions in film, from its origins to widely available in America, the its current state. To this day, she largest black middle class in the explains in the film, most major world emerged and filmmaking Hollywood studios have never became more accessible to the produced a film directed by a black average person than ever before. woman. See WELBON, Page 20 much, I used WebCT,” she said. “But it seemed to be very arduous and time consuming for students. They could more easily get their files from Public — especially [with] large graphic files.” “Unfortunately, that’s not an issue [anybody] has ever really contacted us on,” Felthousen said. “We get more complaints about [Public].” If students want to move large files they will have to use Compact Discs or WebCT, but as Siegel notes, both alternatives have drawbacks. “Since they’re taking away Zip drives, without Public people are going to have to buy CDs by the dozens,” Siegel said. “The disappearance of Zip drives and disks at this time compounds the problem. And since people work between Macs and PCs Public was a nice way to move between them.” WebRFM does not have these See PUBLIC, Page 20 Welbon’s movie educates students Thursday, April 22, 2004 teaches responsibility, compassion by alex pisarski and sensitivity to the needs of othCampus Times Staff The Friends of Strong, an or- ers,” Walsh said. The Friends of Strong Memorial ganization devoted to improving and assisting Strong Memorial Hospital aids the hospital in its Hospital, will begin accepting ap- operations. The organization origiplications for its summer volunteer nated in 1926 but was not incorprogram on May 1. Local area porated into Strong in its current high school students can apply to form until 1975. The organization volunteer for the program, which “advances the mission of Strong runs for nine weeks between June Memorial Hospital by providing services to patients, families and 28 and August 28. Volunteers will have the oppor- visitors, promoting the hospital in tunity to work in several different the community, and raising money areas of the hospital. Previously, to support patient care needs,” says students have worked in the gift their mission statement. “People come to [us] for anything shop, the thrift shop and in clerical and office positions. Opportunities and everything,” Walsh said. The also exist working with patients. organization provides supplemenPediatrics, sports medicine, and tal funding for various departments within the hospithe occupational tal. The money therapy departraised by Friends ments all have ‘The program is partially used positions availteaches to help buy equipable. “There are ment for departa variety of jobs responsibility, ments whose reopen to students,” compassion, and quested budgets Jane Walsh, a volexceed the allounteer program sensitivity to the amount. administrator at needs of others.’ cated Last year almost Friends of Strong, — Jane Walsh $660,000 was givsaid. volunteer administrator en to different Friends of departments. Strong has been Almost 1,000 placing local high school students in volunteer posi- volunteers work with the organizations at the hospital for twenty tion throughout the year. These volyears. The program has been ex- unteers save the hospital millions panding greatly recently. Increased of dollars each year. “We’re saving community service requirements the hospital money, while providing in schools and an increased inter- excellent services,” Walsh said. Applications for the volunteering est in the medical field by today’s youth have caused record-breaking positions will be accepted starting amounts of applicants. Last year May 1. Placement is given on a 258 students volunteered for the first come first serve basis. “The nine-week program. “Every year hospital is an important center in it seems to get bigger and bigger,” the community,” Walsh said, stressing how important these volunteers Walsh said. The program gives first hand are to the community. Pisarski can be reached at experience to those who are [email protected]. templating a career in medicine. “It Thursday, April 22, 2004 Sweat: SSJ Proposal failed Continued from Page 1 Junior and Senator Alex Brody Senator Steve D’Amico said. “It’s disagreed with this assessment. “We’re just paying for a reporting going to make us look like fools if service on these factories and what we pass this.” Junior and Senator Jack Voor- they are doing,” Brody said. “It’s not like we are hees also felt that the first school the problem was to join the WRC, with the proposal ‘We don’t there are 122 itself rather than know all the [other schools].” the idea of joining Some other the WRC. “I don’t repercussions of senators felt that think we are in a what this will do such a service position to pass would be a symjudgement on [the to developing bolic gesture but WRC],” he said. countries.’ not necessary. “I think this deci“It seems to sion is flawed, and — Geoff Bowser me a very easy we shouldn’t pass junior, sa senator decision if it’s in a flawed judgeterms of life and ment.” Other senators were opposed to death. Unfortunately, I don’t think it is,” sophomore and Senator Noah making a decision either way. “I feel taking this decision is to- Lebowitz said. “Until we get to the tally immoral,” junior and Senator point where [disagreeing with] this is on a level with genocide, Geoff Bowser said. “I don’t dislike people. But I we should try as hard as possible do feel the best way to deal with to keep the university genuinely this probably is not to stop them neutral.” Additional reporting by Ben [child laborers] from working,” Heaton and Cyrus Levesque. he said. “We don’t’ know all the He can be reached at repercussions of what this will do [email protected]. to [developing] countries.” Plant: Renovations coming Continued from Page 3 produce enough power for absolutely all of our routine needs,” Kraus added. “We’d have to use the power for critical needs, such as patient care areas at the Medical Center, and selected power use elsewhere in the Medical Center and on the River Campus.” In addition to the upgrading of the plant, UR will also replace the steam lines that heat the campus, which were constructed in the 1920s and 30s. The new system will be lines that can send hot water instead of steam during the winter. “Not only is this a significant upgrade to our aging utility plant, CAMPUS TIMES Page 5 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g it also involves the replacement of some steam lines running across campus that are more than 70 years old,” Kraus said. Along with UR, in recent years numerous colleges and universities across America are on their way or already constructed the efficient cogeneration plants for their campuses. “The list of universities and colleges using cogeneration plants is bound to grow, which is an indication that it’s a good solution for a lot of different institutions,” Kraus said. “This was the right time for us to begin this conversion.” Aoyama can be reached at [email protected]. Dialogue: Audience interested in Lebowitz “We ask that — at a minimum Continued from Page 3 Lebowitz and Hardy were the only — the university immediately, panelists opposed to affirmative forthrightly and publicly denounce action. The other panelists were this activity as inappropriate in Gibson, freshman and Political our intellectual community,” the Chair of the Black Students Union letter said. “We do not see this as Marquis Harrison, sophomore and a matter of free speech.” Other panelists argued that the College Democrats representative Nat Powell, senior and Admissions bake sale was an acceptable way to Chair of the Minority Students send a message. Powell, speaking Advisory Board Moises de Jesus, for the College Democrats, repeatsenior and member of the UR Di- ed their position that the voicing versity Roundtable Stephanie Fitz- of political issues was a positive thing, even if they patrick and Asdisagreed with sistant Professor ‘I admit that those issues. of English Karen In the question Beckman. my unprepared period, most quesThe dialogue remarks could tions were directwas organized ed at Lebowitz and sponsored have been rather than other by many stuphrased more panelists. “The dent groups and only problem was administration tactfully.’ offices. It was — Noah Lebowitz that literally half the questions, moderated by Aschair, college republicans maybe even more, sistant Professor were directed at of English and head coach of the debate team Noah, so not everyone got to answer Sam Nelson and Minority Student questions,” Hardy said. “Altogether we spent about six Affairs counselor Gladys Pedrazahours planning an event, which Burgos. Though the remaining six panel- we hoped to be fair and encourage ists all supported affirmative ac- a discourse that all participants tion, they disagreed on what the ap- would feel comfortable partaking propriate response to the bake sale in,” Lebowitz said. “I think we was. Beckman and Gibson had both somewhat failed in meeting this co-signed Assistant Professor of goal. I was placed in an extremely Political Science James Johnson’s ‘hostile environment,’ with a large letter demanding a response to the majority of the audience and panel bake sale from the administration. attacking not only my views, but attacking me personally for holding those views.” Some people at the dialogue felt that the College Republicans were racist. “I was extremely saddened by some of the viewpoints I heard expressed that evening,” Beckman said. “I also was horrified by the [suggestion] that the minority students at the University of Rochester are somehow inferior to the white students, a claim which has no basis in admissions practices or in my experience in the classroom.” Lebowitz understood where that belief could have come from. “I admit that my unprepared remarks could have at times been phrased in a more sensitive and tactful manner,” he said. “[But] I stand behind the fundamental principles that supported those remarks.” Even so, he felt that accusations of racism were unfounded. “That might make me the first Jewish white supremacist,” he later said. Freshman Feisal Adan thought the dialogue went well overall. “It was a healthy dialogue, only we needed more Republicans to say their point of view,” he said. However, he was not convinced by the arguments against affirmative action. “Next time, the Republicans [should] protest that the primary and secondary level of education are [discriminatory].” Levesque can be reached at [email protected]. When news breaks on campus, CT News is there first. When news breaks off campus, CT News is thre first. When news breaks on the moon, CT News is there first. Learn useful skills. Build your résumé. Join the team. Call x5-5942 and ask for Cyrus or Sandeep. CAMPUS TIMES Page 6 Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g From The President CAMPUS TIMES Serving the University of Rochester community since 1873. Editorial Board CHADWICK SCHNEE • LEWIS POWELL • GREGORY DUBINSKY CYRUS LEVESQUE • JESSICA STOLL The editor-in-chief and the editorial board make themselves available to the UR community’s ideas and concerns. Appointments can be arranged by calling x5-5942 or by e-mail at [email protected]. Dialogue debacle L ast Thursday’s Dialogue on Affirmative Action certainly cannot be faulted for a lack of planning. The Black Students’ Union invited representatives from many campus organizations to attend a meeting to decide the topic and format for the dialogue before the event. Yet despite the good intentions and efforts of that group of planners, the dialogue itself turned into a virtual shouting match full of animosity and disrespect. Before the discussion began, guidelines for a productive dialogue were presented to help keep the conversation on track, open and respectful. The dialogue began well, with opening statements from each of the eight participants. The topics of these statements ranged from the value of free speech to the harms and benefits of affirmative action to the idea and importance of community. After the opening statements were finished, the panel opened up to comments and questions from the audience. It was at that point that discussion turned into accusations. Whatever opinions students and faculty may hold about affirmative action and the manner in which it was protested by the College Republicans and responded to by the campus community, there are substantial, reason-based arguments for every side. The dialogue was intended to be an opportunity to present these arguments in an informative, rational manner, and for all involved to leave with a greater understanding of different viewpoints and opinions. Instead, the atmosphere turned hostile. Accusations of racism, bigotry and prejudice were leveled at every side. Furthermore, the majority of panelists were overlooked and given no opportunity by the audience to speak. Several multifaceted issues were reduced to a twosided, antagonistic debate that raised tempers instead of awareness. The label of dialogue, rather than debate, was deliberate. At a university, it should be possible to approach such a sensitive issue with open minds by all sides. While we cannot reasonably urge or expect students to come out of this or future dialogues with changed minds, we can appeal to them to strive for broader ones. T SA success hinges on students hroughout my campaign for the presidency, I declared that one of my main goals was to get more students involved in government. The Students’ Association government has suffered for many years from a lack of relevance in the lives of the undergraduates at our college. In my three years here, I have heard students complain that student government doesn’t do anything to improve the lives of the students here, and in a large part they are correct. As president, I’m committed to tackling the major problems that face our school. I will work to improve many things, including dining, security, parking and academic affairs. However, no matter how dedicated to these things I may be, I can’t possible accomplish all of my goals on my own. Just as the most productive and effective groups on campus are those with a vibrant and active membership, I will never be able to accomplish the things that the student body wants without the active participation of students like the loyal read- Pete Nabozny • SA President ers of the Campus Times Op-Ed pages. Student government can tackle the problems at our school. It can improve upon student services, allow student groups more freedom and autonomy and represent student concerns and needs to administrators. However, it is only going to get these things done if more people involve themselves in the process. So if something at this school is bothering you, or if you have a great idea for how to improve some aspect of student life, please contact me, and together we can go about accomplishing our shared goals. Every president in recent history has had a chief of staff, and I will be no exception to that rule. I need another person to help with the affairs of the executive branch of government. Therefore, I’m asking that anyone interested in becoming my chief of staff to contact me, and we can set up an appointment to go over the job. Applicants need not to be current members of student government, nor do they need to have any experience as members of Cabinet or Senate. However, I need someone who shares my outlook on government, and will be able to work closely with me. On a much more personal note, I’d like to say something about the tragic death of Jared Rogers. Jared was one of the first people I met when I came to this university three years ago, and I was overwhelmed with sadness when I heard of his death. Jared was one of the kindest, gentlest and most caring people I’ve ever known, and was someone who I will miss tremendously. Words can’t really express the feeling of loss that many people are feeling over his passing, and I hope that everyone’s thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends during this difficult time. Nabozny can be reached at [email protected]. Cheers and Jeers Y et another collection of bleak wintry days replete with classes, snowfall and revelry that UR calls a “semester” has gone by, leaving some wanting and others wanting to leave. While you pack your books, clothes and various items, take the time to read our thoughts about the changes that have taken place here this semester. CHEERS to dining services, ARAMARK and the Students’ Association government for the addition of sushi, a popular new dining option for the UR community. JEERS to mandatory four-year dining plans for the incoming freshmen. It is unfair to them, and corners them in an expensive position. CHEERS for the vibrant student theater program on campus that has provided the community with enjoyable cultural life. JEERS to the Napster dialogue for being one-sided and failing to adequately address the concerns of the student body. CHEERS to the new Napster system for legal music access. Free access to a lot of music is something most students can enjoy. However, we JEER the lack of Macintosh and Linux access to our music service. CHEERS to the planned busing changes and to RED for providing an impetus for students to explore the Rochester region. It will help us integrate our community into the city, which is certainly a beneficial change. JEERS to “The Hive” Web page, which is sadly outdated in many respects. For instance, even as former SA President Chris Calo’s term is ending, his cabinet has still, as of yet, not been listed on the Web site, and the link to senate committees does not display who is on which committee. CHEERS to the Fast Ferry, which is finally going to arrive, and allow students to easily visit Toronto practically any time they like. JEERS to the removal of funding for the Sanskrit program. The program helped make the Rochester experience unique for many students, and allowed students to learn about one of the most prolific classic languages known. CHEERS to the Campus Club Connection for creating an easy method for student groups to manage their membership, but JEERS to their Web site, which is frustratingly difficult to use, and has a number of problems with accessibility. CHEERS to fixing last semester’s online registration glitches and making registration this semester’s registration problem-free. JEERS to removing the public server. The server made transferring files from computer to computer all over the campus a simple and easy process for students. Full responsibility for the material that appears in this publication rests with the editor-in-chief. Opinions expressed in columns, letters or comics are not necessarily the views of the editors or the University of Rochester. Editorials appearing in the Campus Times are published with the express consent of a majority of the editorial board. The editorial board consists of the editor-in-chief, the managing editor, the opinions editor and two other editors elected by a majority of the editorial staff. The Campus Times is printed weekly on Thursdays throughout the academic year, except around and during university holidays. The first copy is free — each additional copy is $0.50. The Campus Times Online is published on the World Wide Web at www.campustimes.org and is updated Thursdays following publication. All materials herein are copyright © 2004 by the Campus Times. TONY TERRADAS • Campus Times Staff Editorial Observer Catholics can represent others W hen John Kennedy ran for president in 1960, he was accused of being unavoidably biased because of his religion. He would, critics said, be controlled by the Vatican, not the American people. In a speech on September 12, 1960, Kennedy attempted to lay those fears to rest. “I believe in an America where the separation of church and state is absolute — where no Catholic prelate would tell the President, should he be a Catholic, how to act and no Protestant minister would tell his parishioners for whom to vote,” Kennedy said. Today we would call those critics paranoid, anti-Catholic bigots. To believe that the Catholic Church is at all homogenous is ridiculous. The very name means universal. Take a look at our own Catholic Newman Community and you will see members of every race, academic interest and political stripe. So it’s surprising and disturbing that nearly 45 years later, when anti-Catholic sentiment in America has all but disappeared, Jessica Stoll • Copy Editor the Catholic Church seems to be enforcing the same stereotypes that worked against it for so long. I had no idea presidential candidate John Kerry was Catholic until I found out that several prominent bishops, including the archbishop of Boston, had decided to take action against Catholic politicians who go against established church positions on issues such as abortion, euthanasia and gay marriage. In some cases there were threats of withholding Holy Communion. According to a July 2001 ABCNEWS/Beliefnet poll, 55 percent of American Catholics believe abortions should be legal all or some of the time, compared to 52 percent of all Americans. In other words, Kerry and similar politicians are being punished not for their beliefs, but for the visibility of their beliefs. If the Church took measures against all Catholics who believe abortions should be legal, they’d be essentially excommunicating over half of the American Church. Besides which, Kerry personally opposes abortion, but does not believe it is the government’s place to make it illegal. That sounds suspiciously like separation of church and state. Want to see the fastest way of making sure a Catholic is never elected to high office? Convince the public they will do what the Church tells them to do. Reawaken outdated prejudices and fears among non-Catholics. Yes, the Church has a right to state its position on issues that may be in the political arena. But when it begins punishing politicians for political actions, it becomes problematic. We, as Catholics, should be looking for more fundamental Christian values in our politicians — whether they will feed the hungry, give shelter to the homeless and care for those in prisons. Stoll can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 22, 2004 Page 7 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g “For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978.” — Homer Simpson The write way to write is writing rightly If you’re alive right now and have a number for your age, odds are you employ the use of language during any given day. Or any taken day, I suppose. Hopefully the language you choose is one you know — otherwise, it Neil will likely be difficult to Janowitz understand you. Either • way, it is clear that A Life In The language is a crux of Day Of the American society, almost to the degree of reality television. Yet, as our days get busier, we often can’t afford to get bogged down with properly composed communication. It’s a fast-paced society, and we no longer have the time for full sentences or even vowels in our words. Fortunately, as always, technology is there to help. If you were to look at the IM transcript of a chat between two twelve-year-old girls, what you’d find is a seemingly incomprehensible mass of consonants and exclamation points. To many, the conversation would be more massacre than message. But to those young ladies, the alphabet apocalypse within their IMs is a completely legible discussion, presumably about the historical accomplishments of Ernest Shackleton or the like. It’s a trend that is gaining momentum and, unlike Michael Jackson, is not limited to twelve-year-olds. The same gruesome grammar can be found in the cell-phone text messages of adults and the telegraphs of the elderly worldwide. This is truly a generation-spanning phenomenon. Indeed, the tech talk revolution is sweeping across the country, if not the world, and is taking recognizable language with it. In its place you’ll find arbitrary abbreviating, a disdain for punctuation and puzzlingly detailed little yellow smiley faces. Even the usefulness of distinguishable phrases is gone, effectively replaced with the grouping of words into simple acronyms, such as “brb” — “be right back,” “lol” — “laugh out loud” and “igttmdywmtbyanyps?” — “I’m going to the mall, do you want me to buy you a new yellow polo shirt?” Building upon the unintelligible foundation that Ebonics laid in the nineties, tech talk is taking the new millennium to unfathomable heights of rapid repartee, freeing up precious moments of the day to watch reality television. Sadly, however, this progress is not without a cost. As America becomes more inclined to get digital with its discussions, conventional forms of writing are becoming neglected. Handwriting, still suffering from the rift that formed between “cursive” and “legible” print, faces an accelerated decline, and as e-mail and IM become more prevalent at work and in school, citizens are losing the ability to compose documents in a non-digital way. A recent study conducted at a local college found that nearly a third of the student body were unable to hand-write a document. In the worst cases, the writing muscles in the hands of some students had atrophied to the point of ineffectuality. The rest had forgotten grip mechanics or letter structures. One girl was just dumb. There might be some hope for the proponents of the pen, for the revolution is not without resistance. Critics of the movement have formed under the banner “Write or Wrong” and are lobbying heavily for a return to a pen-and-paper based education system. This group of intrepid individuals is touring campuses and workplaces, enlisting the aid of those supporters who remember the good ol’ days of “passing notes” and “having my pen explode in my mouth while I’m mindlessly gnawing on it.” Sadly, the organization is having difficulty garnering the numbers they need, as a great many potential candidates are no longer able to sign the mailing list. And so, the future still looks bleak. As a result of the word-shortening tendencies, certain people have begun to question the necessity of some letters at all. These critics ask whether letters such as Q and Z, much like the penny and Paris Hilton, truly offer any useful service to the country, or if they’ve simply become a burden. Those at the forefront of this movement have even proposed legislation that would reduce the alphabet to a mere ten letters, which would include the five vowels along- side the five most commonly used consonants, as determined from a sample of 15 “Wheel of Fortune” episodes. If you’re at all concerned about this startling trend, it’s up to you to do something about it. Your local congressman, woman or thing needs to know that you are opposed to this movement, and that you don’t want to see anything happen to our beloved language. In fact, as soon as your reality television shows are over, you should go to the website of your congressfolk and find their contact information. Then, using clear, concise language, compose a letter that outlines your concerns and send it over. Be sure to spell-check and proofread for grammar, as well as . . . Actually, you know what, maybe you should just call. Or, rather, “aykwmysjc.” Janowitz can reached at [email protected]. First, I have to say thank you to the Campus Times for its wonderful portrayal of my views in the April Fools edition. It was an amusing article and gave me a great idea. From now on I’ll title this “Chairman Rob Clemm Rob’s Corner” and • dispense knowledge Right through my “Little Thinking Red-State Books” — I’m sure it’ll catch on. Now I assume you all want me to talk about the bake sale. I feel its been talked to death, but I will say a few words. Many have criticized it for being a publicity stunt and something that did not foster discussion. First off, I know from talking with members of the College Republicans that many going by their “sale” used it as an opportunity to get into discussions with the members. So the bake sale itself fostered discussion. Also, let us just look at what followed. We’ve had a huge campus debate over the bake sale and the First Amendment, even to the point of the sale coming up as part of the presidential debate. By my count there have been 12 articles and letters to the Campus Times over this issue, as well as, I’m sure, numerous discussions by students in general. The College Republicans are even bringing a speaker to talk about the “Myth of the Racist Republican.” So feel free to see the bake sale however you’d like. Consider it an abhorrent crime, a publicity stunt, a reasoned debate or the first step in a marketing plan to dominate the cookie market through “Conservative Chocolate Chunk.” Whatever. If this bake sale isn’t a good example of fostering dialogue, I don’t know what is. My thoughts are that the bake sale was good for one reason — it shocked people. How many articles have we read in the CT about the apathy on this campus — perceived or otherwise? Sometimes the best cure for apathy is a jolt. I think at the end of all this hoopla, we’re all coming away with a greater understanding of affirmative action and what role it plays at UR. But, in the words of Forrest Gump, “That’s all I have to say about that.” Mostly my article is going to be a plea for any Pennsylvania residents who are reading this. If you aren’t a resident, feel free to stop reading, or take it as an opportunity to see how a conservative’s mind works. One of the most important elections for conservatives is not going to be the presidential election. It’s not even going to be in November. One of the most important date for conservatives is going to be April 27 — the primary between Congressman Pat Toomey and Senator Arlen Specter. A more stark choice for conservatives couldn’t be made. Arlen Specter is exactly what you wouldn’t want in a Republican senator. He loves to spend money, is pro-union, favors quotas and cloning and generally is a thorn in the side of conservatives. National Review rightly called him “America’s Worst Senator.” Even worse, or potentially better as he’s showing his true stripes, he’s been wooing Democrats and has been receiving funds from Democratic billionaire George Soros. Toomey, on the other hand, is a conservative’s dream. A social and fiscal conservative, he has already won in a Democratic and union district. Toomey supports privatizing Social Security and remains committed to free trade. One wonders why this seems so important — it is a mixture of principle and strategerie. First, conservatives need to illustrate to the President that we are a voice to be heard. We are thrilled with Bush’s stand on terrorism and on national security, however, domestic issues have caused us quite the headache. Part of this stems from a belief by the White House, somewhat correct, that the conservative base can be ignored in the pursuit of swing voters. This is a great opportunity to stick to our guns and show that we will be heard in the electorate. Even if we lose the general election it will be a wonderful sign to Bush and the GOP that they cannot ignore their base. Second, this is a smart move on our part for the Senate. The most glaring reason is that unless Specter is voted out, he will most likely win and head up the Senate Judiciary Committee. Already conservatives have had headaches over this committee and it is not likely to change with a man who votes more like Hillary Clinton than a Republican. For those who wanted an article all could read and enjoy — I’m sorry — this was a plea those few conservatives needed to hear. More than that, it is important for everyone to know the critical nature of the primaries — whatever the ideology. Though the general elections determine the course of the country, the primaries are what determine the course of the parties in those general elections. So if you take nothing else from this — vote in all your primaries — they are more important than you’d think. Clemm can be reached at [email protected]. TONY TERRADAS • Campus Times Staff Conservatives demonstrate their independence Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto, Aaron Severs, Eric Dubowsky, Adam Simmons, Josh Gitton, John Zeiser, Lewis Powell, Todd Hildebrandt, Paul Linczak, Rob Clemm, Colin Brown, Robyn Tanner, Audrey Stewart, Michael He, Jermaine Jackson, Chadwick Schnee, Alissa Miller, Jonathan Rettinger, Karen Taylor, Kelly Smith, Josh Caselli, Cortney Jansen, Joan Flaschen, Michael Katz, Dan Bobkoff, Becky Altmann, Andrew Snyder, Matt Rybaltowski, Allen Fitzsimmons, Daniel Kamins, Kathleen Parthe, David Henry, Taylor Yunis, Rich Golden, Ben Snitkoff, Kerri Linden, Michael Newmark, Brielle Welzer, Ryan Merkely, Mike Gerton, Sam Voigt, Matt Gabler, Jessica Stoll, Alex Voetsch, Amy Farkas, Dana Mittleman, Margaret Coit, Tony Terradas, Carl Adair, Kim Gorode, Matt Burns, George Bruhn, Nick Delahanty, Chris Voisine, Josh Rosen, W.R. Ellis, Sean Croston, Neil Janowitz, Cyrus Levesque, Kenny Linsky, Richard Tipton, Chris Calo, Robert Westbrook, Henry Law, Jenna Katz, Thomas Paris, Krystle Dixon, Doug Battenhausen, Stephen Brown, Nathaniel Powell, Jackie Borchardt, Brian Goldner, Joanne Wu, Jim Johnson, Thomas Jackson and Charles Phelps for making the Opinions Section God’s gift to the University of Rochester Page 8 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g The true value of learning in everyday life Many people equate learning with an educational institution of some sort, be it grade school, high school, trade school or college. They Jermaine usually equate Jackson it with spend• ing a portion of Words of their growing Wisdom years in these institutions learning the basics of human survival, be it reading, writing and arithmetic or basic job skills. It is at these places, for the most part, where they interact with different people, develop interpersonal relationships and acquire a working knowledge of the real world. However, as one would easily attest to by merely looking around, the concept of learning is not simply limited to these learning institutions. Learning is a lifelong journey with wondrous surprises awaiting the journeyman. Learning is a constantly evolving organism that knows no limits and is constantly developing the human mind into new ways of thinking, acting, doing and living. It is the root of past discoveries and civilizations, the backbone of present ones and the catalyst of future ones. It is essentially what separates us from animals, and is exceedingly imperative in developing a closer, more intimate relationship with the Creator of the universe. Without it, humanity would be virtually non-existent. The common dictionary meaning for learning is “knowledge acquired by study.” By studying certain subjects found in books and magazines, such as mathematics or science, one can gather a concrete knowledge of the subject matter. By studying people, events and places around one, one can gather a general understanding of how they operate. By taking the time to properly study oneself, or as they call, soul-searching, one can gather a healthy, thorough, legitimate knowledge of oneself and one’s status in life, and how to continually improve oneself through good times and bad. With this in mind, it is relatively safe to say that learning is an integral part of human life, and embodies and enriches the very soul of the human being from the cradle to the grave. From a toddler learning to walk for the first time to a primary schooler learning their ABCs, it guides humans to the very basics of human life that would later become almost second nature. From a preteen and adolescent learning about themselves, their bodies and the world around them, to the young adult entering and striving to live in it, it guides them through good times and bad, through accomplishments and failures, through their many mistakes and discoveries. From mature adulthood to old age, it gives them the keys to oneness with the universe, one another and the Creator. No doubt learning is very essential and imperative for the human being to survive and thrive. Unfortunately, as mentioned earlier, many people have a very shallow definition of learning, limiting it to various educational institutions and for a select few of the population. While these institutions serve a valuable purpose for the development of the individual, it is not their sole purpose. Moreover, it is not limited to the select few who have the means and the ends to obtain it. It is certainly not limited to those individuals who would use it to exploit others for personal gain. The purpose of learning is to enhance and develop the human mind, and to develop, nurture and enhance civilization. The purpose is to obtain learning and to share learning so that everybody can benefit, since everyone has to live in this world. For those who would use it for exploitative purposes, they must be retrained in the true value and purpose of learning, lest they gather control and influence and exert dire consequences as well as the fall of civilization, as their past history has eloquently taught us. In conclusion, learning is an important part of the development of the human being not limited to institutions of a certain place and time. With learning a basic human right and need, it is the individual’s responsibility to learn as much as possible about themselves, others and the world around them. They must use this knowledge to improve themselves, aid in the learning of others and contribute to civilization. They must also do their part to hold civilization to its proper standards, protecting it from those with sinister motives. This essay ends with a scripture from 2 Timothy 2:15, “Study to show thyself approved unto God, that a workman needeth not be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.” Jackson can be reached at [email protected]. New BME/Optics building should strive for eco-friendliness By Audrey Stewart Campus Times Staff Give me an L! Give me two E’s! Give me a D! What does it spell? “LEED!” But what the heck does it mean, and perhaps more importantly, what does it have to do with a more familiar combination of letters, “UR?” Good questions. LEED is a term which some savvy students have recently been throwing around without discretion, and which you may have heard whispered in a hallway or during a marathon session in CLARC — that’s the ITS center to you. That combination of letters stands for Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design, and is the name of a national program that awards institutions for exceptional environmental building design. With construction of the planned BME/Optics building, UR has a chance to receive this nationally recognized award. In fact, the building designs already include many “sustainable,” or environmentally sound, features, which qualify us to seek certification for the project. Proposed sustainable features include a heat-recovery system, which saves energy, access to alternative transportation via proximity to bike racks and bus stops and ample daylight from the planned atrium space. Not only do such features reduce the building’s impact on the environment, but they make the building an all-around better building for operators and occupants alike. Saving energy reduces operating costs. Many studies show that increased daylight in buildings decreases absenteeism and even improves student performance. So, optics and BME majors — if you want those A’s, you would benefit from an L, two E’s and a D. Holding true to timeless words, “ain’t nothin’ free.” In spite of our near-eligibility in terms of design, acquiring this award will add approximately one percent to the total building costs. It will require that members of facilities undertake extra procedures to document the construction process and monitor the building’s performance over time. These expenses are well worth the university’s resources, given the benefits that this award offers beyond just helping to create a better building. Most importantly, the award offers national publicity and will place the university among a small group of institutions who are already on the leading edge of environmental building technology. Our peer institutions and prominent national landmarks are among these leaders. Carnegie Mellon’s certified dormitory was recently featured in a multipage article in the Higher Education Chronicle. Emory’s certified Biomedical Research Building is considered the leading example of green building technology by the U.S. Green Building Council. Even the planned Freedom Towers, which will stand on the site of the World Trade Center, intend to go the route of LEED, according to the New York Times. There are many more reasons that LEED is the right thing to do, for both the environment and for the university itself — and we encourage your questions if you are interested in those reasons — but the anti-LEED argument of increased up-front costs still arises. Given the number of benefits gained for that price, the university should commit to LEED now. That commitment will inspire the appropriate members of the administration and community to actively seek funding for LEED, or perhaps even inspire a generous donation from an environmentally conscious benefactor who wants to see his or her name on the building — anyone ever hear of some guy named Rush Rhees? As the lovable Will tells a Harvard barfly in “Good Will Hunting,” “You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.” On one level, Will is right. However, there is something invaluable about having a third party validate that you did indeed master the material you supposedly learned. No employer wants to hear how many hours you spent in the stacks of the Tony Terradas • Campus Times Staff public library writing a thesis that you never handed in. They’ll want to know your degree. Our administration’s choice about whether to certify the new Optics/BME building closely parallels the choice each of us made in coming to college. Remember, the building is already going to be constructed with enough sustainable features to qualify for LEED standards. We could now pass up the opportunity to make a strong statement to the world by citing economic reasons for not forking up the approximately $300,000 it would cost to certify the building — remember, our endowment is roughly $1,000,000,000. Or, we could pay the roughly 0.03 per- cent of the endowment — and in certifying, open the project up to new sources of grants and funding for the “green” building, just like we as college students can get scholarships and grants for being enrolled. Think of the administration’s choice as from the perspective of the college students that we are. Would you go to college and pass up getting your diploma? The administration has a unique opportunity to achieve LEED certification and gain the attention it deserves to establish this university as a technological leader in yet another area. Let’s do it. Stewart can be reached at [email protected] Letters to the Editor Resignation needed As an alumnus of both UR and the CT, as well as the current editor of a weekly newspaper, I was extremely disappointed to read Editor Chadwick Schnee’s admission that a March 25 editorial observer by Kim Gorode entitled “C-SPAN has a place too,” plagiarized much of its content and language from a Baltimore Sun column. However, I am also alarmed that in his apology, Schnee merely refers to the incident as a “learning opportunity” without detailing the specific steps he has taken to ensure that this never happens again. His mea culpa rings even more hollow when I noticed that immediately below his explanation in the April 15 issue, another editorial observer by Gorode appears. How can Schnee expect anyone to take him seriously if the newspaper has allowed Gorode to continue to write for it? Plagiarism is not merely a journalistic crime, it is an academic one as well. When I did a search for it on UR’s Web site, I found 294 references to it in the context of academic honesty — everything from university policies to warnings on course syllibi. Being a student, how can Gorode not have understood what intellectual theft was? As importantly, why does the CT not punish one of its staffers for an act that would result in her failing a course or even being expelled from UR if she had committed it in the classroom? If he does not have the courage or wisdom to ask for Gorode’s resignation or initiate disciplinary actions against her, Schnee should at least have the courtesy to personally resign to spare the CT and UR’s reputation further shame. —Patrick o’mahen Class of 2001 What do you think? The opinions expressed in letters to the editor and in op-ed essays are those of the author and do not necessarily represent those of the Campus Times, its editors or UR. Campus Times Get Out! Dandelion Day! If you’ve been living in a cave this semester, you may not know that this saturday is D-Day. See Page 21. Thursday, April 22, 2004 Article by Jamie Sokol & Daniel Rowen Campus Times Staff Page 9 DESIGN BY Michael He Campus Times Staff The History of D-Day UR is the only college in the United States to adopt a weed as its official emblem. Due to the abundance of the dandelion flower, the university officially established “dandelion yellow” as the school color in 1893. For years, the dandelion has adorned UR souvenirs, been designed into the architecture of buildings on campus and even flourished as the name of a student magazine in the 1930s and 40s. But as every UR student knows, the most beloved incorporation of the flower into university life is the day that bears its name— Dandelion Day . 1970s 1960s As time passed, a date for D-Day was no longer set, and students were surprised by the cancellation of classes on a nice day in May. Although unannounced, D-Day was still primarily a field day. The giant tug of war in Genesee Valley Park was by far the most anticipated event, along with football games and relay races. The celebration continued into the evening with a Dandelion Dance in the Palestra. After 20 years, D-Day slowly began to transform from a field day into a carnival. The celebration was also extended, scheduled for an entire weekend towards the end of the second semester. D-Day was now considered somewhat of a “lazy day,” and students enjoyed carnival rides and food on the Wilson Commons quadrangle and Dandelion Square, as they do today. Perhaps the biggest attraction during this time was the Genesee Beer truck, which came to campus nightly, but distributed beer for free throughout the celebration. Another beloved tradition was the D-Day car bash, usually sponsored by one or more fraternities. Creator of D-Day Donald Parry ‘51 The Beginning For many years, the spring semester at UR was marked by annual traditional events such as the freshman-sophomore tug-of-war, the Male Dandelion Dinner and the Inter-Fraternity song contest. In 1951, Campus Chairman of Traditions and senior Donald Parry came up with the idea to combine all of these events into one day, and proposed it to Dean Lester Wilder. Wilder was enthusiastic about the idea and scheduled the first Dandelion Day for the first Wednesday in May in 1951. Although Wilder was not able to cancel classes that first year, professors did not administer exams and the idea of Dandelion Day was warmly received by the faculty. The first D-Day was only open to male students and included a variety of athletic events, the Dandelion Dinner and an awards ceremony. Parry, who worked at the university as Coordinator of Special Events until 1995, described the day to be “relaxing and rewarding.” In 1954, D-Day was opened to women. Students looked forward to the arrival of the Genesee Beer truck, which came to campus every night. On D-Day, the beer was free. The 1989 D-Day T-shirt. Today Although much controversy currently exists as to whether or not D-Day should be an official UR event, the day remains highly anticipated by students and would most likely be celebrated whether or not the event was officially on the calendar. The day continues to be marked by a concert, carnival rides, free food and drinking. The tradition is so beloved that alumni around the country have their own D-Day celebrations, most notably the “Pub Crawl” sponsored by the New York City alumni council. 1990s In the past decade, the most noticeable change in D-Day celebration has been the amount of drinking. In light of three tragedies that left students injured and arrested in 1990, 1991 and 1993, the administration made several moves to focus on the educational aspects of alcohol use. Open containers were banned, and information about alcohol abuse was distributed to students prior to D-Day. In 1995, Resident Advisors began to take one-hour shifts on D-Day, in a role that Director of Residential Life Logan Hazen described in the April 6, 1995 Campus Times as “serving as the eyes and ears” for misconduct as well as safety. 1980s When the New York State legal drinking age was changed from 18 to 21, the Genesee Beer truck stopped coming to campus, but drinking was slowly becoming the main activity of the day. By the mid1980s, the D-Day celebration had become so popular that “Newsweek” ranked it as one of the nation’s top fifteen college parties, along with the Syracuse wingeating contest and the MIT Steer Roost. According to “Newsweek,” D-Day includes “the sort of silly games you might expect on a day dedicated to a weed.” Photos courtesy of Interpres and the Campus Activities Board CAMPUS TIMES Page 10 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Ask us: ? Thursday, April 22, 2004 H S or oe o cp Who is the voice behind 4-CAST By Daniel Rowen Campus Times Staff For years now, a select DJ from WRUR’s vast array of students has been bestowed with the honor of competing with the 4TEMP chick for the honor of informing UR campus with a semi-daily weather report. The current master of meteorological disaster is senior Josh Veazey and you can find him at 4-CAST. He has been gracing our phone lines since securing the position last year following his success on Josh & Evan’s Pretentious Indie Rock Show. There have been three weathercasters in the past five years. 2000 marked the incumbent return of Mike Strumpf at the helm. Almost every day he would update with a new twist on what most expect from their weather forecast. But one can only push the limits for so long. Someone known only as Mary took over 4-CAST in the fall of 2001, though her legacy was short-lived. The updates ceased and for months students were left wondering when the snow would stop. Luckily, Veazey stepped up to the plate in the fall of 2002 and is going strong to this day. Within weeks, word of a 4-CAST that was consistently updated spread throughout River Campus and beyond. Siblings of students at other institutions would call in, just to hear what Veazey would say next. Besides the usual daily dose of witty weather, listeners would sometimes hear stories of bar fights or even jokes. After a dare to sing the weather resulted in a runaway success, Musical Thursdays was born. Each week, to the tune of a popular Green Day song, BY Miranda Gauvin Campus Times Pixie Pisces (Feb. 19–March 20) — To throw some spice in your life, try using many unusual metaphors. You’ll find that faster than pigs to slops, people will be looking at you admiringly, like a donkey eating a waffle. Aries (March 21–April 19) — At your job interview, be yourself, but still put the best spin on things. Remember, if they called them “make kids fat” meals, no one would buy them. Taurus (April 20–May 20) —Your significant other is growing tired of you “wearing the pants” in the relationship. You need to get out of the rut. Suck it up and wear the tutu. Gemini (May 21–June 21) — This week is going to be a downer. Do not under any circumstances eat the entire contents of the Easter basket your parents sent you. Some of those Peeps didn’t survive the trip, and the plastic grass will get stuck in your teeth. Cancer (June 22–July 22) — You suddenly realize you have no job lined up for the summer. One thing to keep in mind while scanning the want ads — though the money looks good, it doesn’t really mean “masseuse.” Leo (July 23–Aug. 22) — This week you will find two snowflakes that are exactly the same. This discovery will win you fame and fortune. However, this also means that it’s going to snow this week. Thanks a lot. Virgo (Aug. 23–Sept. 22) — Help has arrived. Your paper topic is, if Jimmy cracks corn and nobody cares, why does he still do it? And how exactly does one “crack” corn? Libra (Sept. 23–Oct . 22) — Your spy training begins this week. You will lurk behind bushes, dart among shadows and infiltrate campus tours. Just remember to stretch first. Infiltration-related injuries really suck. Scorpio (Oct. 23–Nov. 21) — As summer nears, you should probably get your finances in order. This is as simple as putting the five at the back of your wallet and making sure the two ones are together. Sagittarius (Nov. 22–Dec 21) — I have a brilliant idea for you — sell Susan B. Anthony dollars as souvenirs. Eh, why not? Just make sure to charge at least a dollar for them. Otherwise you’ll probably lose money. Capricorn (Dec. 22–Jan. 19) — This will be a week of self discovery. However, don’t be afraid of finding character flaws. These are easily hidden by using character putty and some fine-grit sandpaper. Aquarius (Jan. 20–Feb. 18) — Trust no one this week. They’re all out to get you. No matter what the voices in your head tell you — do NOT play in traffic, even if the traffic really wants to play with you. (If you actually believe this, you’ve been pulling too many all-nighters in the ITS center. ) Daniel Rowen • Campus Times Staff Senior Josh Veazey, the man, the myth and the legend reflects on his success as the most popular meteorologist on campus. Veazey would sing through the weather, sometimes even rhyming. Armed with the success of Musical Thursdays, Veazey set his sights on the issue of racial equality and began his campaign to rename the Corner Store to “Freddy’s,” feeling that the Corner Store needed a friendlier name and Frederick Douglass was deserving of more recognition. Unfortunately, his tireless efforts were for naught, as the name has not been changed. The tale lives on in reruns on URTV where senior Nate Smith plays the 4-CAST dude criticizing the Corner Store for being racist because of their refusal to embrace Freddy’s as their true name. Veazey hails from Kansas City, Mo. and will be graduating in May with a Bachelor of Science in physics. Got questions? Ask us! E-mail your questions to the Campus Times at [email protected]. ur opinion By Brian Goldner Campus Times Staff What would you change about D-Day? Hannah Barbash ’05 Joe Bell ‘07 Kellie Tinney ’04 Lenroy Stevens ’07 Sona Rai ’05 Elliot Pennington ’05 “I think people should make less of a deal about it. Students shouldn’t look at this as a day of excess, also the administration should not be so strict.” “I think I’d change the band to the Hives. They’re cooler because they’re a little more fast-paced and are from Scandinavia.” “What’s D-Day? Every day is D-Day, right now is D-Day for me.” “Juliana Theory is one of those emo bands, and a lot of people like that s*** on campus. I think it’s going to be a good time.” “I would have better bands. Reel Big Fish was awesome our freshman year... I want the Roots.” “I would make all of the people who drink wise up and not do stupid shit like vandalize and get sent to the hospital. Thursday, April 22, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Page 11 David Ladon The members of “More Cowbell” have played several shows on campus in venues such as the Drama House. The band’s unique style sets them apart from other types of campus entertainment. Courtesy of DC Comics This classic fight from the Golden Age of Comics is a legend in its genre — but sadly is 50 years out of date. Superheroes in immortal peril Frontier” are reinventions of old By Cyrus Levesque characters and ideas, while “KiCampus Times Staff netic” and “Hard Time” are part Superheroes are in serious of DC Focus, a new line consisttrouble. ing of “gritty, character-driven Many people watch some comics,” according to their Web of the movies but have never site. Both of these Focus books bought an issue of a comic book are very much like horror or in their life, so that statement dark fantasy, though I think shouldn’t be surprising. But as others in the line are more about someone who has read comic “superheroes with a twist.” books since “X-Men #1” in 1991, Individually, these are all good a recent change in my reading comics — if they weren’t, DC showed me that there’s a lot of wouldn’t use them to generwasted potential in the industry. ate hype. They all have good A couple of weeks ago, DC characterization and plotting, Comics — publishers of many and although of the world’s the art styles are most popular ‘a new line worlds apart, superheroes, consisting of they are all like Batman and Superman “gritty, character- clear and easy to follow. Taken — sent the driven comics’ as a whole, Campus Times though, these four issues and comics show a two collections sad trend. Superhero comics are for review. I snapped them up, getting worse and worse, not of course. There was “Pride & because there’s anything wrong Joy,” a miniseries that had been with the subjects but because put together in one collection, the publishers are stagnant. “The Losers Vol. 1,” a collection I’ll concentrate on “Pride & of the first storyline of an ongoJoy” and “New Frontier” here, ing series and “New Frontier since they are on opposites side #1,” the first of a six-issue miniof the comic book spectrum. series. There were also the first “Pride & Joy” is set in modern issues of three ongoing series America. Jimmy Kavanagh is a — “Swamp Thing,” “Kinetic” man with a criminal past who and “Hard Time.” “Swamp See HEROES, Page 12 Thing,” “The Losers” and “New ‘More Cowbell’ cures fever By John Zeiser By now I am sure that most people on campus have at least heard of More Cowbell and I will make the perfunctory joke about how it’s not the Christopher Walken “Saturday Night Live” skit. There. Anyway, More Cowbell is supposedly the best new band at Rochester, but there isn’t much to base that on seeing as I have not seen another sustained student effort in a year — so comparison is tough, but that is not the point of this. What I will say is that Cowbell has burst from its embryonic stages of pseudo jam band-hood into its own style of art rock, experimental extended musings and an almost frantic classical — and I mean classical period, not generic classical — influenced composition style. They mix the fuzzy and most times wah-driven guitars of Jon Dashkoff and Mike Gorelik with a solid, and many times almost melodic, rhythm section of Matt Ling on drums and David Ladon on bass. In their early stages most of the music was covers of various jam/funk standbys with a few originals, most notably “Mike’s Placenta” and “Reggae,” at their shows. These early performances were lacking in both sophistication, repertoire and most of all, by their own admission, little to no practice. However, over the last year the band has taken on a level far beyond what seemed to be the boundaries in the winter of 2003. After the loss of their first drummer, the band seemed to hit their stride, taking themselves more seriously and really learning how to play as a unit. The result is some of the more interesting music you are going to find on a Saturday night, certainly more refined than the bling rap exuding from a fraternity house. Ladon has become the band’s shameless promoter as well as a serious student of songwriting. Most, if not all, of the songs containing lyrics have been original works from his pen. Although he should try to keep the verbosity of his songs to a minimum, they are evolving into well crafted and many times bittersweet tunes with sparse musical arrangements to back them. The rest of the music composition, mostly the longer instrumentals, are from the classically trained Gorelik. His penchant for harrowing, yet simple melodies and his use of drop D tuning See COWBELL, Page 13 Page 12 CAMPUS TIMES One acts worth crowds By Andrew Newman Every few months, the students at UR are treated to an original series of short plays completely produced, directed and acted by UR students. For a few nights, the Drama House becomes the center of the campus. Those walking by the Fraternity Quad can’t help but listen in on the screams, shouts, laughter and applause that seem to explode from the stage in the Drama House’s main room. The plays are all free, just come early so you can get a seat. The lineup of plays for the Sixth Annual One-Act Competition offers a diverse array of eclectic material, ranging from the musical “Oh Deer” to the razor-sharp dialogue of “Gray’s Papaya.” “Oh Deer,” written by junior Dan Israel, is a truly unique for the One-Acts. A short musical based on the exploits of a deer who comes into contact with an inexperienced group of wouldbe hunters, the play features instrumental back-up and an original, hysterical musical score. Although it is less than ten minutes long, “Oh Deer” is a very hilarious and entertaining performance. Following “Oh Deer” is the first installment of senior Neil Janowitz’s “Barstool,” which is divided into three sections that appear between the other plays. “Barstool” is a one-man piece that focuses on a hilarious monologue, which is backed by a mellow blues soloist. It’s an intriguing amalgamation of moods. The play exudes feelings of utter discomfort mixed with jazz club cool. With each successive episode, the speech gets stranger and more intricate and the music follows close behind the temperament of the words “Gray’s Papaya,” written by senior Travis Kipping, presents Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Junior Sasha Goldberg repremands junior Jeff Sachs for requesting a hot dog in the play “Gray’s Papaya.” a wonderfully funny exchange between two friends chilling out on a rooftop. As the play progresses and a strange, new figure is introduced, the dialogue becomes a little more serious and intense, but it never loses its biting edge. The actors, two members of the improv troupe In Between the Lines, provide the back-and-forth action and quick, to-the-point dialogue. You can tell that there is a lot of chemistry and camaraderie between these two characters. The last play in this year’s series has a title that, if stated in full, would probably take up most of this article. “Stephen Goldberger Presents What Happens After You Die…” written by sophomore Stephen Goldberger, is without a doubt the strangest play of the evening. It takes a deeply philosophical idea and twists it in every way, weav- ing a weird, non-linear story that remains an entertaining performance throughout. “Stephen Goldberger Presents” flips back on itself several times and even includes the author himself actually referencing the play-within-a-play. Further details about this piece would ruin the surprise, and I think one of its strongest points is its ability to leave the audience dumbfounded and shocked. It works well as an introspective look into the prospect of death and corporate domination. You really have to see this for yourself to get the real gist of this play. This year’s One-Act Play Festival, which runs April 23, 24, 28, 29 and 30 at 11 p.m. and 8 p.m. on April 25 in the main room of the Drama House, is shaping up to be an excellent See COMPETITION, Page 20 Heroes: Comics declining sion is simply that superhero Continued from Page 11 comic books became less popular made a new life for himself, but during the 1950’s, replaced by a psychopath from that past has other genres like cowboy, horror returned to take revenge on him or science fiction, but this series and his children. “New Fronaddresses where the heroes were tier” is three different stories in their universe. in one issue, and I gather the Reviewing this book is rest of the series is also like this, automatically difficult because about the period between the I don’t have the following five isGolden Age of Comics and the sues, but even so, a big problem Silver Age. was obvious to me — it is only Superman and Batman make interesting to cameo appearpeople who ances, and the know these boy who would ‘This showed characters and become Green me how much are already faLantern and miliar with their the World War the creators of The story II version of superhero stories world. about the Losthe Losers both are suffering.’ ers is a fun and star in this moving story issue. about heroes “Pride & who fight to the last, no matter Joy” could be an award-winning what. However, the story comes novel or movie. I couldn’t help to a very definitive end so if you but feel for the characters of aren’t familiar with everything Jimmy and his son, so much so else written about the characthat I got misty-eyed at the end. ters, you won’t care much about And the story is more clear-cut this. And the story about Hal and self-contained than most Jordan, a popular and contronovels. There are no mysteries versial character even now, has a or dangling plot lines, which is similar problem. A young, ideala breath of fresh air from most istic man makes a heartbreaking comics where even death isn’t choice at the end of the Korean final. The art is simple, clearWar. But this vision of an idealcut and realistic, and even so it istic young soldier is overdone managed to make me gasp and and stereotyped if you don’t stare in shock at times. There is already know what he becomes some ambiguity about whether later. The art is old-fashioned as it is praising or the machismo well, a tribute to Jack Kirby and at the center of Kavanagh’s many other creators of that day. character or trying to expose it This showed me, in a way as a façade. I personally didn’t I had not really appreciated like that much, but if you read before, how much the creators of it as a story rather than looking superhero stories are suffering. for a message, it’s a very small When trying to make a good, problem. original story, their publishOn the other hand, “New ers can publish a good, original Frontiers” is very ironically story. But when trying to make named, considering its subject a good, original superhero story, matter. It’s about a lost chaptheir idea of a “New Frontier” is ter in the continuity of the DC yet another lost chapter in the Universe. As far as I can tell, it history of characters almost 70 answers the question of what years old. happened between the Golden Levesque can be reached at Age and the Silver Age. The [email protected]. real-life reason for that divi- Can you read this? If so, you belong on CT staff! Call x5-5942 and ask for Jackie or Jamie CAMPUS TIMES Page 13 Now, an important question to ask is, “Was it better than ‘Kill It is difficult to measure how Bill Volume 1’?” My response to high my expectations were for that is, do not compare a “Kill this film. I mean, if I had been Bill” movie to other “Kill Bill” asked, I would have said that movies, compare them to every it was going to be the greatest other film ever made. film ever made. But that doesn’t I’m less concerned with how it quite capture what my hopes compares to the first than with were. how the two of them were some After seeing “Kill Bill Volume of the best movies I have ever 1,” the expectaseen. tions rose to David Carraeven greater dine, who plays heights, as it the infamous Starring: not only had to Bill, puts on Uma Thurman, David one of the best adequately conCarradine, Daryl Hannah performances I clude the story, Directed by: but also meet have ever seen, Quentin Tarantino the bar set by especially in a vilNow Playing “Volume 1.” lainous role. As So, granting a villain, Bill was that I had masportrayed with sive and inapthe sort of depth propriately high expectations for often lacking from films today. the film, it would stand to reason Was he ‘the bad guy?’ Certainly, that the film couldn’t possibly but he was not unworthy of live up to them. respect. But it did. Uma Thurman, as always, fit In fact, it surpassed them. I her part perfectly. She was thorwas riveted to the edge of my oughly The Bride. And, for the seat for the entire film, I was first time in a long time, there engrossed and I was floored by was a child actor that did not how good this movie was. make me hate children. courtesy of http://www.kill-bill.com The talented Uma Thurman takes a leading role in Kill Bill Vol. 2. Apparently, I’m not alone story is told out of sequence. in liking the film, as the first Tarantino is very talented at screening received a five-minute weaving a non-chronological standing ovation. So don’t take narrative. Even though as each it as empty praise when I say scene ended I wanted to know that I have nothing negative to more, I was more than happy to say about the movie. watch whatever scene Tarantino That’s not entirely true — the decided to set forth. scene where Thurman stomps Tarantino’s Spaghetti Eastern on an eyeball was more disgustwas filled with rich dialogue, ing than it needed to be, but I involved characters and enough won’t fault the movie for that action to sate even large degrees minor problem. Now, it’s hard to of bloodlust. review a Tarantino flick without Powell can be reached at commenting on the fact that the [email protected]. Thursday, April 22, 2004 Cowbell: Continued from Page 11 create a dark, yet energetic atmosphere on songs. like “Mike’s Opus” and “Placenta.” However, it is not just these two that make up the band, although they are the most vocal. Dashkoff, probably the most soft-spoken on stage about his talents, creates what I would call the backbone of their performances. While his solos are not as bombastic as Gorelik’s, his comping is what keeps the songs from spinning into muddier waters. There is a calm evenhandedness to his stylings that he only flares slightly with the addition of some pedal work every so often. Ling is the newest member of the band. A pickup from several other projects on campus, Ling holds down a very steady beat and his presence has coincided with a new seriousness in the band’s work ethic. That can only mean good things. He is not apt to get overly flashy, rather, Ling propells the other three members from one stage of a song to the next. Make sure to listen for him to change the pace or feel of a song. I like to see a drummer who acts almost as a leader reminicent of Art Blakey or Chick Webb. Also look for resident free styler Emilio to Together, the fourth member of More Cowbell, bringing a variety of influences, from the baroque compositions of Zappa to the silly lyrical whim of Ween and a heavy dose of “Piper at the Gates of Dawn” era Pink Floyd experimentation. Be sure to be on the lookout, as they have just recently gone into the studio laying down three tracks, “Buddha by the Nightstand,” “Mike’s Opus” and an incredible and sorrowful version of “Reggae.” Zeiser can be reached at [email protected]. Orgasm: Continued from Page 10 Sometimes if it’s all too planned, it just won’t happen. Last, lessen the pressure. Your girlfriend doesn’t deserve to be treated like a sexual goal. She may well enjoy the pleasure that leads to her almost ‘O.” Besides, no one needs pressure in sex, literally or figuratively. The pressure may actually be creating the problem. If your girlfriend thinks that is all you are waiting for, then you may be waiting for some time, indeed forever. Just have fun. You have to be open to the possibilities. There are plenty of relationships where the O-factor doesn’t play a major role in the sex play. This is okay. You just have to work it out between the two of you. It’s definitely a joint venture. Enjoy the ride, whatever kind it may be. Got a love and relationship question that’s literally, umm... burning? Ask the Love Goddess herself, Robyn Tanner, at [email protected]. Have a great summer and come back writing! Jackie and Jamie [email protected] w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ‘Bill’ sequel exceeds all expectations by Lewis powell campus times staff KILL BILL Vol. 2 Page 14 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ‘Machinal’ condemns capital punishment By Brian Goldner Gauvin, who plays the mother, Campus Times Staff is tragically unable to see past One would be insane if one her own needs to see that her were to believe all is well in a daughter is sacrificing her sanity world where women are stifled to make ends meet. by the men around them and Junior Dave Pascoe and governments have the power sophomore Gabriela Jones have to pull the switch on people’s an interesting dynamic as newlives. That is the world director lywed husband and wife. Pascoe Mahayana Landowne wishes us is almost belligerent in his nonto examine in “Machinal.” The stop pursuit of getting who or play centers around a single what he wants, namely Jones. character, played very well by His obsession with makes it too nine different women, and her hard for him to hear his wife’s struggles to find peace. cries for help. Jones is a filly, The first scene is fairly typical and Pascoe is trying to break of the dazzling visuals Landher in. owne creates. The full twentyEventually he succeeds in seven person cast is on stage breaking her spirit without so running about, too wrapped up much as a care in the world. in the well structured chaos of Pascoe succeeds almost too well the business world to see a nice in creating a loathsome charyoung lady falling through the acter. His strapping good looks, cracks. macho mentality and obsession Sophomore Annie Herzog dewith success make him into a livers a powerful soliloquy that perfect archetypal soap opera is more of a testament to her villain. The audience has almost having an anxiety attack than no choice but to sympathize a lamentation of her woeful with the female leads. misfortunes. Herzog does a good Senior Tara Corrozza begins job portraying the character as the next scene lying down with complex and erratic, confusing her legs up in a maternity ward, the audience in giving birth to a the process. This child she never ‘He managed to wanted, with a confusion sets the stage for the lure the unhappily man she can’t next eight acThis is married woman stand. tresses who dea time when velop that same she is so tender, back to his character and all of her bachelor’s pad yet offer insight into visitors brush her troubles. for an intimate her off with the Junior Kelly coldest of shoullove scene’ Smith and Seders. nior Miranda Her husband Gauvin both give visits her, but shows such a outstanding performances and disgusting disregard for her present an interesting take on welfare, it made me want to the mother-daughter relationgag. Corrozza suffers from an ship. Smith, who plays the proextreme case of post-partum tagonist, does well in showing depression that brings her into a the pressures placed upon her to detached physical state, prefermarry a man she does not love. ring to live in her mind than in Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Junior Kelly Smith vehemently pleads with her mother, senior Miranda Gauvin, for absolvence. the world that doesn’t seem to care about her. What is perhaps the most upbeat scene of the play takes place in a speakeasy with the entire cast drinking, dancing and presenting material outside of the main story-line. Jonathan Wetherbee succeeded almost too well as a pedophile trying to lure a young man into his bed. Kudos go out to sophomore Craig Kline for being a good sport about Wetherbee’s overwhelming sketchiness. Sophomore Julian Whitley and freshman Vepy Rodriguez are busy having a heated discussion, the topic of which was made a little too unclear for my understanding because of backwards blocking. Freshman Mike Riffle begins his two scene love affair with the female protagonist in this scene as well. His attempts of picking up senior Sara Korol — another manifestation of the female lead — were surprisingly successful, despite the fact that he spoke with her with the same emotional connection I have with most bus drivers. Somehow he managed to lure the unhappily married woman back to his bachelor’s pad for an intimate love scene, now with sophomore Meredith Flouton-Barnes. Their silhouetted bodies passing passionately over each other made the temperature in the room rise a few hundred degrees. The scene succeeds when FloutonBarnes, with her dulcet voice, sings songs from her childhood. The scene fails when Riffle, who should be suave and sophisticated, is instead dumbfounded and boring, failing to be realistically sexy despite rolling around all over stage in nothing but his boxers. While some people scream during sex he probably just hums. Perhaps the only good contribution Riffle gives to the play is to give the young woman — now freshman Trisha Ritchie — the idea of how to kill her hoggish husband. I liked the use of the entire cast here to illustrate the madness that she was suffering from. I really liked the next scene, set in a court, when all of the manifestations of the female character show up to support each other — and themselves — in what proves to be a uniting experience. Sophomore Dave Cernikovsky and freshman Jonathan Stulberg gave good performances as lawyers. Excellent acting and brilliant technical work is what makes See MACHINAL, Page 13 Presentation would like to thank: Michael He Kenny Linsky Ravish Patel Thanks for doing an awesome job! CAMPUS TIMES Life is a drag... Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Photos by Andrew Slominski Campus Times Staff Page 15 By Andrew Vayanis ‘Absolutely hilarious’ is the only way to describe the UR drag show. The best part is that it entertains both guys and girls. Being a virgin to the UR drag show adventure, I definitely felt a little awkward and somewhat anxious at first, but as the first performer, Ambrosia Salad, took the stage, I realized this was going to be quite an experience to say, the least. Ms. Ambrosia Salad, the main host, came on stage scandalously dressed in what would most easily be compared to an outfit of a “cheap hooker.” Although this seems harsh, it is in no way meant to offend this great performer — it certainly added to the show and is definitely what set the stage for the acts to come. Throughout the show, I was continuously amazed by the wild behavior not only of the performers, but also of the audience. During each performance, students went up to the stage with dollar bills for the performers, as if it were a strip club. What happened after the dollar bills were given, I leave to the imagination, and hope to provoke motivation for more people to go see for themselves. The end of the performance left me doubled over in tears of laughter, but luckily, as I turned to my side, I realized I was not the only one laughing so hard. When you paint a stereotypical picture of a drag show in your head, you will probably envision a group of drag queens. You think men dressed up as women. Who would think of women dressing up as men? This is where Windz comes along and blows you right out of your seat. When he walked out onto stage to perform “Cry Me A River” with water dripping down his face, while busting out Justin Timberlake dance moves, the audience went wild. As the drag queen co-host, Pandora Boxx, correctly put it, “Windz makes a straight girl want to become a lesbian and a gay man want to turn straight.” Being the drag show virgin that I am, I was nervous in anticipation to see what drag shows are all about. But with each performance I got more into the music and eventually ended up dancing in my seat and screaming at the top my lungs wanting more. I was even tempted to go up with dollar bills myself. The drag show was definitely where the fun was this past weekend. The Pride Network knows how to do it up when it comes to entertainment. They know the essentials for having fun in college — lots of skin and shaking booty. As a whole, the show was a great success. How successful? Come to the next drag show to find out! Now it’s all in high hopes and great fun that the Pride Network organizes the drag show, but we feel that there is something else that is left unsaid. Most importantly, it has to do with bringing gay and lesbian awareness to our campus. It is a reminder of how important it is for every individual to remain persistent in the fight for equal rights and the right to be heard, regardless of sexuality. Vayanis can be reached at [email protected]. ...so live it up. Page 16 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, April 22, 2004 ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT ADVERTISEMENT C T w w w . c aampus m p u s t imes i m e s . o r g Eastman Thursday, April 22, 2004 Page 17 Soloists shine in a mediocre concert CALENDAR By Jonah Levy Campus Times Staff An abnormally filled house at the Eastman Theatre awaited the presentation of one of Beethoven’s final, as well as most complex, works, “Missa Solemnis” last Friday. The sheer amount of musicians needed to perform this work is immense. Onstage there was a 70-piece orchestra and an 180-person chorus, not including the four vocal soloists and conductor. Beethoven was beginning to discover with this work as well as with his Ninth Symphony something that later Romantic composers would further expand upon. The greater the size of the orchestra, the larger of a visual as well as aural impact a piece can have on an audience, as well as adding to the sense of event that each performance of a piece takes on. However, with any work that takes on a special sense of event in its performance, the expectations of an audience are also raised, and in this case, unfortunately, the overall performance of the work was disappointingly pulled off. “Missa Solemnis,” like all masses, consisted of several movements each corresponding to a part of a Christian mass. These movements are ‘Kyrie,’ ‘Gloria, Credo,’ ‘Sanctus/Benedictus’ and ‘Agnus Dei.’ Now all of these movements were different, but there were some overriding characteristic qualities in the performance of each movement. From the opening of the ‘Kyrie,’ Beethoven wanted the richness and beauty of the chords to be realized. Unfortunately, the full chorus, a combination of the Eastman Chorale as well as the Eastman Rochester Chorus, which in itself is a combination of Eastman students and Rochester locals, never hit one perfectly in tune chord throughout the entire performance. Take into account that this huge chorus of 180 people only make up half of Eastman students, and Missa Solemnis is a very challenging work to be sung, and you get a very flat and uninteresting sound out of the chorus. If they were one thing, however, the chorus was loud. This is a good thing in a lot of ways, since the words and different voicings of the chorus were heard very well in the Eastman Theatre. However, the same cannot be said for the orchestra. The Eastman School Symphony Orchestra seemed to be performing well below the high standard that they had set through their seven previous concerts this year. At this concert, however, there were a lot of problems that stuck out while listening to the orchestra. For one, the orchestra just wasn’t loud enough. For most of the performance, the choir covered up the orches- Monday, April 26 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall The World Music Series presents a performance of Gamelan Lila Muni. Tickets are $8, $4 and $2. Tuesday, April 27 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall Courtesy of www.rochester.edu/eastman Soloists Min Jin, Abigail Fischer, Ted Christopher and Mari-Yan Pringle performed on Friday’s concert in the Eastman Theatre. tra. Most of the woodwinds solos were way too soft and ended up sounding distant and indistinct. One exception to this was the oboe solos, which penetrated the hall nicely. The brass tuning throughout the night was shaky and rightfully insecure in its implementation. The cellos and strings were also very muted the whole performance, and were completely unheard during sections where the rest of the orchestra and chorus was singing. One more note — the timpani was much too timid throughout the piece and lacked the driving punch to boost the energy level of the sound. All of my comments are equating to one issue, which I will touch upon later. When the sound of a concert ends up totally out of balance and effectively uninteresting to the listener, my attention always turns towards one person, the conductor. In this case, professor of conducting and choral ensembles here at Eastman, William Weinert took the baton as a guest conductor of the Eastman School Symphony Orchestra, a group regularly conducted by Neil Varon. Weinert was conducting a group of musicians and instruments that he normally doesn’t rehearse with a shortened timetable of rehearsals. That aside, though, there were some fundamental flaws in his conducting. As I watched him See BEETHOVEN, Page 18 Musica Nova performs a concert of diverse music By alexandra fol the middle. Campus Times Staff Throughout the piece, the Eastman Musica Nova pertwo trumpeters walked slowly formed its last concert of the sea- around in a circle, keeping a son in Kilbourn fixed distance Hall on April 14. between each The ensemble other, and playfeatured five ing while facing ‘All of the elecvery different each other from tronic sounds in pieces written different places between 1954 on the stage. ‘Lines of Comand 2004. At the beginmunication’ are The conning, senior Dan cert opened made with samRosenboom, with Harrison the far-sided ples taken from Birtwistle’s performer, was instruments.’ “Silkhouse playing muted Antiphonies” — Ben Hackbarth echo-like imifor two trumtations of the senior pets and a snare front line trumdrummer. This peter, graduate piece required an unusual perfor- student Jason Price. Both playmance staging. It had four sets of ers utilized a variety of mutes stands placed in a circle around when performing from the sidethe stage, with the drums situline stands. ated in the middle. At the work’s The composition had a definite opening, the three performers shape, emphasized by the movewere lined up one behind the ment of the performers. Before other, with the percussionist in the end, Rosenboom and Price Alexandra Fol, Anna Reguero, Jonah Levy, Kyley McClain, Bobby Mitchell and Antonio Haynes reversed the direction and closed the work with switching their opening placement on stage. The work featured conductor Brad Lubman in the unusual employ of percussionist. His part was providing rhythmical fillers in ostinato patters for the silences associated with the trumpeters’ movement on stage. The musical and enactment structures of “Antiphonies” worked especially well together, and were influencing each other throughout the piece. The staging, walking directions and clear sectionalising of the musical material confirmed a loose-like palindrome structure of the work. The only aspect which tired the audience in “Antiphonies” was the usage of a single snare drum technique. The performance was well prepared and executed, and did justice to the piece. The second piece on the program was “Lines of Communication” by Ben Hackbarth, for violin, trumpet, piano and com- puter-generated sounds. “All of the electronic sounds in ‘Lines of Communication’ are made with samples taken from each of the three instrumentalist,” Hackbeth said. “This premise encapsulates much of what I have been thinking about compositionally for the past few years. It’s not necessarily using computers to create ‘new’ sounds, but rather to extend the sonic resources of an instrument. Refining these ideas has led me to coordinate the computer part so that it changes sound sources based on the acoustic activity — instrumental gestures ‘stimulate’ the electronic result. He continuted “I feel as though pairing the acoustic and electronic elements in this way produces music that sounds live — even though half is live and the other half pre-made. In “Lines of Communication,” the drama that results from this See CONCERT, Page 18 THANK YOU, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! A performance of Collegium Musicum, directed by Paul O’Dette and Christel Thielmann. Wednesday, April 28 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre A performance of the Eastman Wind Ensemble, conducted by Mark Scatterday, performing works by Bach, Camphouse, Hetu, Husa, Bennett and Sousa. Thursday, April 29 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall A performance of the Eastman Repertory Singers and the Eastman Women’s Chorus, conducted by Courtney Carey, Deanna Joseph and Brian Russel, performing the music of Bach, Brahms, Rautavaara and Stravinsky. Friday, April 30 • 8 p.m. Eastman Theatre A performance of the Eastman Jazz Ensemble and New Jazz Ensemble, directed by Bill Dobbins and Dave Rivello. Sunday, May 2 • 8 p.m. Kilbourn Hall A performance of the Eastman Philharmonia and Eastman Wind Ensemble, conducted by Mark Scatterday and Neil Varon. Page 18 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, April 22, 2004 Beethoven: Ensemble was not fantastic Concert: Performed well Continued from Page 17 lead the orchestra, his conducting seemed incoherent and disjointed. His downbeat was unclear and his beat two, three and four all looked like his downbeat. I noticed quite a few mistakes in his conducting as well, when he would actually beat a measure in the wrong time signature. Of course, none of it seemed to matter since for the majority of the piece he stuck to a circle of downbeats anyway. It’s amazing that everything held together as well as it did. One truly standout part of the performance was the soloists. Soprano Mari-Yan Pringle, mezzo-soprano Abigail Fischer, tenor Min Jin and bass-baritone Ted Christopher were excellent. Their powerful voices filled the hall and grounded the music every time one of them entered. Also notable was a well-played Continued from Page 17 is consistently pointillistic and carefully coordinated dialogue is switches between a couple of difthe main force that propels the ferent sounds. The piece is short piece forward.” enough for the lack of contrast The piece is dedicated to not to bore the listeners. Lubman and includes the apThe concert closed with the pearance of a copy of the United string orchestra version of States Patriot Act, which gets “Shaker loops” by John Adams, symbolically torn by the perconducted by Clay Greenberg. formers. “Lines of Communica“Shaker loops began as a string tion” includes a conductor who quartet with the title ‘Wavefollows a headphone-prompted maker.’” Adam said, “I was esclick track to assure maximum sentially unaware of the nature coordination between the live of those musical materials I had and the pre-composed parts. chosen for my tools. I gradually Hackberth said, “Nowadays developed a scheme for composthere are no boundaries as to ing that was partly indebted what the electronics can do. Beto the repetitive procedures of fore the composers were limited minimalism and partly an outto their machines. Today this growth of my interest in waveproblem doesn’t exist any more, forms. ‘Wavemaker’ crashed and so the composer has to use his burned at its first performance. or her own judgement and find The need for a larger, thicker their own voice.” ensemble and for a more flexWith “Lines of Communicaible, less theory-bound means tion,” Hackbarth proved that of composing became very aphe had found his compositional parent. Most importantly, the voice. His work was probably quartet became a septet. I held one of the best electronic pieces on to the idea of the oscillating performed in Eastman this patterns and made an overall season. The acoustical and comstructure that could embrace puter sounds blended logically to much more variety and emoresult into a masterfully created tional range.” work of art, coherent and musiAdams succeeded in creating cally exciting in every way. The a convincing musical structure. composer received two rounds Although the four movements of well deserved applause and are connected, the beginning of cheers. a new moveGyorgy ment and the Ligeti’s String The types of de- types of deQuartet No. 1, velopment of velopment of dif- different ideas “Metamorphoses Nocturnes” ferent ideas were were excepwas performed tionally clear. exceptionally next. Written Adams makes in 1954, it rea very good use clear. minds one of of register by Bartok’s music slowly expanda lot. The first movement begins ing it downwards in every movewith a fast build up on a four ment. note chromatic cluster and feaHe maintains the musical tentures rhythmical ostinati and sion by not allowing any of his some quasi-tonal moments. The patterns to be repeated continusecond movement is a sarcastic ously without an orchestral vawaltz in ABA form. Wonderriety. “Shaker loops” is an excelfully composed and performed, lent example of how the tasteful “Metamorphoses” closed the combination of style, structure first half of the concert. and craft produces a piece of The second half opened with music which can convince every Milton Babbitt’s five-minute audience in its doubtless merit. work “Phonemena” for soprano Musica Nova’s new project for and synthesized tape. As usual, its next season consists of prosoprano Heather Gardner sang ducing a concert each semester brilliantly. The composition with Eastman student compositself is a very old example of ers’ works. electronic music work, dating Fol can be reached at back to 1975. The sound texture [email protected]. violin solo from concertmistress Emily Schmitz during one of the more transparent moveents of Missa Solemnis in the ‘Sanctus/ Benedictus.’ The point I want to make is something which I think is not taken into account nearly enough and that is the incredible requirements of performing in Eastman Theatre. To project into a 3,094 seat theater, one must not only play loud, but exaggerate every articulation, crescendo/diminuendo and musical gesture. Each musician must push his sound out there for the person in the last row of the balcony to hear. This is a huge thing that separates the professional musicians in the world’s major orchestras from college level orchestras, the knowledge of how loud you actually need to play to get your sound through to the listener, and that everything sounds different 300 feet away than it does to the performer onstage. This hour and a half performance of “Missa Solemnis” was met with a partial standing ovation of the crowd, and two curtain calls. Indeed, this was not a truly bad concert, despite the tone of this review. The concert however, had some major flaws that require notice — poor tuning, sloppy playing and a lackluster vision of the piece, which lacked excitement. In the future, I hope ambitious projects such as playing “Missa Solemnis” continue, as there are numerous great orchestral/choral works. Hopefully next year, the proper preparation will be made to insure a solid and great performance. Levy can be reached at [email protected]. Page 19 UR Crossword COMICS w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Robert Warner Tony Terradas and Neil Janowitz Keep reading at msogyny.com Thursday, April 22, 2004 COMICS Page 20 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, April 22, 2004 Welbon: Experiences shared Competition: Talented playwrights shine Continued from Page 4 support this assertion. While 51 The largest setback for black percent of the population is female, female filmmakWelbon said, only ers, Welbon menseven percent of tioned, is gathdirectors are fe‘Besides, the film male. ering financial support to make Meanwhile, aland television the film. most 50 of the stuindustry is “Financing is dent population hard to get — no probably one of at film schools is matter who you female. the most sexist are,” Welbon said She did state places to work.' in the questionthat digital film and-answer ses— Yvonne Welbon technology and sion following the computer editing filmmaker screening. are creating a Moreover, the revolution today film and television industry is that makes filmmaking more ac“one of the most sexist places to cessible than ever. work,” she said. Yunis can be reached at She offered some statistics to [email protected]. Public: Mixed responses Continued from Page 4 drawbacks, but since the student that posts the file can only access those files, Siegel cannot use it as a drop-box for digital art assignments. Public also has several drawbacks. “Public by its nature is wide open which means anybody can do anything to the files on it, including deleting them,” Felthousen said. Felthousen added, “We’ve had issues where people have complained to us that files have been modified or deleted.” Nevertheless, students still like Public. “It’s going to be a great loss to all the art departments and computer related classes,” junior and student in Siegel’s class Won Cheong Li said. “For our class we use Public to turn in the computer related files to her. The files are really big so we can’t use e-mail, and if you aren’t careful, WebCT can corrupt your files.” “It’s sort of like we’re going backwards,” Siegel said. “[It’s] like we’re becoming more antiquated.” Farrell can be reached at [email protected]. Continued from Page 4 show. Each play is probably stranger than the last one and the performances delivered in terms of acting, music and technical direction are indeed very impressive. The One-Acts are all free and no ticket is required to enter the theatre. It would be best to arrive early, as seating is limited and since the doors will be closed after 11 p.m. The Festival is roughly an hour long without any intermissions. Whether your taste in plays includes a love of musical theatre, affection for jazz and for the one-person monologue or just a fondness for weird, original performances, everyone is sure to thoroughly enjoy this unique collection of plays. Newman can be reached at [email protected]. Continued from Page 1 the Chess club. “Immediately the police quarantined off the area,” Mauldin said. “That’s very important for the evidence but also at the moment of death it’s important to set aside space.” RPD Officers checked the garage and surrounding area for evidence. “His personal vehicle was found on the top level of the garage,” Mauldin said. A medical examiner performed an autopsy on Wednesday. The cause of death was ruled to be multiple internal injuries and was indicative of a suicide. “The parents were contacted, which was coordinated by the Medical Examiner’s office,” Mauldin said. Officials at UR have also been in contact with the family and friends of Rogers. “The lead is taken by family and friends and their wishes,” Dean of Students Jody Asbury said. While the death of a student is not a common event at UR, administration quickly responded by coordinating efforts from the Dean of Students Office, Counseling Services, Chaplaincy Services, Residential Life, University Health Services and Security. “When we do it’s a multi-disciplinary team, we try to find out where the student is connected. In this case, it was his suite in Gale,” Asbury said “They start to work with those who were particularly close — suite mates, close friends and those who would find out about the event,” Mauldin said. “In a series of meetings with suite mates and close friends in the Residence Halls and made arrangements to meet with them individually last night and today. The process is ongoing and will continue for the next couple of days.” UR students received an e-mail on Wednesday morning informing them of Rogers’ death. Further information regarding memorial funds, funeral services and other details will be released as soon as they are available. “We do try to notify the community as soon as we can but it hinges on the notification of the family,” Asbury said. “The information will be shared in whatever the best way possible although the exact form and time have yet to be determined,” Mauldin said. All of those involved in the support teams stressed the importance of taking advantage of the services available, if needed. “Start with someone you feel like you trust," Mauldin said. "That person will hopefully be able to inquire about help on your behalf if you need it. If a person senses a friend is in crisis and in need of immediate attention, call security, we’re there. We’ll get you help safely, securely and nonjudgmentally.” “If people do need help, counseling and chaplains are available,” Asbury said. Miller can be reached [email protected]. Rogers: Student suicide stuns community Shakira here! As the semester winds down, I wanted to take a second away from my busy tour and romance with the comics editor to thank those unparalled artists who dropped one helluva comics bomb on the Campus Times this semester. Well done Dave Pascoe, Leland Aldridge, Ben Heaton, Joan Flaschen, Tony Terradas, Andrew Newman, TheGoGo Tsumego Folks, Chuck Zhang, Eric Dudley, Kim Gorode, Jamie Sokol, H. Banik and Robert Warner. Crapchester Chump Change Erin Fraser Eric Dudley C a m p u s T i m e s Page 21 G e t O u t ! The week of April 22, 2004 Panel analyzes role of women “I hope this panel will be able speakers. Feyza Aktas, a junior, to illustrate the many ways in will be representing the Islamic which the three Abrahamic reperspective. Jennifer Gertman, ligions are simia senior, will lar, while also be presenting ’I think the un- highlighting the ideas from Juin which daism. Senior derlying principles ways the traditions are Alissa Miller is are overwhelm- unique,” Khan the third panelsaid. “Even in ist and will be ingly similar.’ their uniqueness, representing a — Shaza Khan though, I think Christian permsa historian the underlying spective — Cathprinciples are olic, specifically. overwhelmingly The event similar and many people just was organized by Shaza Khan, a don’t realize this.” graduate student at the Warner All of the panelists believe School and the MSA historian. 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Campus Times Thursday, April 22, 2004 Page 22 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Campus Times Paper Boxes Jackie Borchardt This semester I’ve been spending Wednesday nights in the CT office with some of the strangest, smartest, most insightful people on this campus. My friends think I’m legally insane and, more than once, my roommate has come minutes short of calling the police to file a missing person’s report. For this experience I have many people to thank — my former co-editor Colin and current co-editor Jamie who shares my “vision,” I.F. and A.R. who visit me, my loyal Rockford readers, my mom who cuts out everything I write and most importantly J.S., K.G., M.C., G.D., B.G. and J.K. for keeping my sanity in the office. Brian Goldner I am anticipating that this might be a farewell to both the Campus Times and the University of Rochester at large. I will not be completely certain that my transfer application has been accepted until sometime in mid-May but I’m an optimist. I’d like to bid a heartfelt farewell to all of the people who I have come to know at UR. I will miss you all. Perhaps one day we’ll meet up somewhere warm, with lots sunlight, a bottle of rum, a couple joints and the sounds of beautiful reggae filling the air, see you there friends. Peace. Neil Janowitz Well shit. I wrote my paperbox last semester thinking that it was my grand farewell, and now anything I could say would be redundant. I could shout out to the CT for having such an impact on my college life. I could shout out to the staff, which, however different from last semester, dominates. I could shout out to Lew for dominating, Kerri for her absentee domination or Chad for his continual dominance. I could even shout out to Tony for being so pimp-nasty dominative. But I won’t. It’s all been said. So instead, I’ll shout out to Mom!, Scott Podsednik, Ernest Shackleton, Thomas Edison, Pops, Andrew Carnegie and Shakira. High five, everyone. Kim Gorode When I transferred to the River Campus from Eastman and was placed in solitary confinement a.k.a. GLC, my parents told me that if I joined the Campus Times I would make some friends. As much as I hate to admit that my parents could possibly be right about something, they were. From the ugly boyfriend jokes and the prank calls to the knowledge I’ve gained and the friends I’ve made, this has been by far a better semester than I could have ever imagined. So in conclusion, I’d like to lift up a five percent bottle and make a toast to everyone and everything that has made this semester at the CT so great. Cyrus Levesque Journalism is what I want to do with my life. I got into the Campus Times because I like writing, even though it was boring at times. Then I became the news editor because I wanted to give something back, I wanted something that would look good on a résumé and I had too much free time. And it's fun. I'm doing something good, and I'm doing it well — not perfectly, but hey. Sure, it has its drawbacks. Thanks to the CT I’ve met a hundred people I could cheerfully murder. And this semester, my grades will probably be the worst ever, because of the huge commitment. But in the end… I think journalism is what I want to do with my life. Is there a higher compliment than that? Chadwick Schnee This year’s senior and editorial staff members are among one of the finest collections of Campus Times staff ever to grace this windowless basement. To the senior staff — Karen, Alissa, Mike, Allen, Thomas and others — you have all have made the newspaper better through your hard work and tireless dedication. You, and the other members of the 2003 editorial staff, are all deserving of the General Excellence award the Campus Times received from the New York Press Association. To this year’s editors — I have been able to watch all of your editorial skills grow since January and have been consistently impressed by the way that you have flourished under the constant pressures of Printer-man. I am certain that many more awards will follow for all of you. Photo would like to thank these CT shutterbugs: The Features Editors appreciate the hard work of all of the following contributors: Yuting Chuang David Clubb Brian Goldner Kim Gorode Adam Hayes Neil Janowitz Cyrus Levesque Rachel Morgan-Wall Dan Rock Matt Rodano Greg Rubin Ryan Watson Colin Brown Carl Adair • Doug Allard Adam Braveman • Yuting Chuang Julie Dessau • Krystle Dixon Gregory Dubinsky • Catherine Eagan Jason Freidman • Miranda Gauvin Brian Goldner • Kim Gorode Michael He • Neil Janowitz Emily Josephson • Jenna Katz Jon Lax • Meredith Lepore Cyrus Levesque • Mike Lisk John McVay • Lindsay Marchetti Alissa Miller • Rachel Morgan-Wall Andrew Newman • Thomas Paris Lewis Powell • Matt Rodano Daniel Rowen • Chadwick Schnee Andrew Slominski • Jessica Stoll Robyn Tanner • Amy Velchoff Emily Wang Benjamin Heaton I hate bad writing, but at the same time, I’m oddly drawn to it. I suppose that’s why I decided to try being a copy editor for the Campus Times. And although I’m aware that any positive effects I’ve had have been a drop in the bucket, it’s made for a fun semester. The rest of the people working on the paper are nice, even that guy whose name I can never remember. Maybe next year I’ll finally ask him what his name is, or contrive a plan to find out. Also, next year I should add more commas to the paper. It needs them. The Copy Editors would like to thank the following individuals for their painstaking work in proofreading our articles: Colin Brown Joe Cala Julie Dessau Alex Pizarski Jamie Sokol Richard Tipton Thursday, April 22, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Page 23 Softball challenged in UCAA season opener by Alison McLean Geneseo scored the lone run in the Campus Times Staff bottom of the sixth inning. The women’s softball team had In their Upstate Collegiate Atha busy weekend with three series letic Association season opener, UR against SUNY Geneseo, Skidmore took a strong 9-1 win in the first College and Union College. UR game against Skidmore on April lost twice to both 17, then a close loss SUNY Geneseo of 6-5 in the later and Union, but game. The women’s took one strong In the first win against Skidgame, Skidmore softball team more. In away only produced one concludes the games against run, which came SUNY Geneseo, in the first inning. week with a UR lost close Freshman pitcher 10-16 overall games of 4-2 and Kristina Long took 1-0. the win and allowed record. In the afternoon two hits, one walk game, the Blue and three strikeKnights scored outs. Sophomore first in the third inning. Then Bridget Baran led UR in this game UR came back with two runs in with two runs and two RBIs, as well the fourth inning by senior Becks as a 3 for 3 batting performance. Ryszkiewicz and senior Tracy SiDuring the second game, Skidmon, batted in by freshman Rachel more took what proved to be an Askin. Geneseo then made a run in insurmountable lead in the first the bottom of the fourth, scoring inning with four runs scored. UR two more runs in the fifth inning worked to come back, managing and keeping UR from scoring any two runs in the second inning. In more. the third inning, Skidmore brought The late game was even closer in two more runs, making the than the first, with neither team score 6-2. scoring in the first five innings. The Yellowjackets added three runs in the fifth, but were unable to match Skidmore’s six. Freshman Jena Robertson was brought home by Simon’s single and then was scored by senior Sara Dial. Dial was the last to score, making it home on an error. Union shutout the Yellowjackets 1-0 and 5-0 on April 18. A single run in the fifth inning of the first game gave the win to Union. For the second game, Union completed the first inning with a 1-0 lead. Sophomore Jen Moshier was able to scatter seven hits, even though Union took three more runs in the fifth and one in the sixth. After this week, UR softball is 1-3 in the UCAA and 10-16 overall. McLean can by reached a [email protected]. Score Recap • SUNY Geneseo 4, UR 2 • SUNY Geneseo 1, UR 0 • UR 9, Skidmore 1 • Skidmore 6, UR 5 • Union College 1, UR 0 • Union College 5, UR 0 Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Freshman Jena Robertson eyes the ball as she takes a swing during an indoor practice. Machinal: Continued from Page 14 the last scene the best. Wetherbee plays a merciful priest delivering the last rites to freshman Trina Schattenkirk who has been condemned to die. The hairs on the back of my neck stood on end, and a tear dropped when she went. Some characters are repeated while others fluctuate, distracting you from the who and making you think about the why a lot more. Having a huge cast can also give you times when there is an overabundance of audio-visual overload. The only thing larger than the cast is the set which nearly runs the entire length of the theater. The large set can create problems at times when it becomes difficult to understand an actor’s speech because they are so far away. The set is cavernous but brilliantly designed, suited well for every scene — props to Erik Flatmo. Bob Ackroyd’s incorporation of music really adds to the weight of every scene. Deanna Berg’s costume design makes it all seem very modern, and connects the play with the present. And I’m still not sure how he did everything, but Matt Frey’s lighting effects were spectacular. Landowne’s directorial debut at UR is a great one. I liken this play to a really bad trip, sad and scary until the end. The work that she has created serves as a testament to the evils that are being perpetrated even up to this day. One can only hope performances such as this will open the eyes to many of the wrongs we do. “Machinal” will be opening april 22 in Todd Theatre. There will be performances April 22, 23, 24, 28, 29, 30 and May 1 at 8 p.m. and April 25 at 3 p.m. Tickets can be bought online at http://www.rochester.edu/college/eng/theatre/boxoffice.html or at the door. The cost is $6 for UR students, $8 for UR staff or faculty and $10 for the general public. Goldner can be reached at [email protected]. CAMPUS TIMES Page 24 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Thursday, April 22, 2004 Men conclude regular season above .500 by Alison McLean Campus Times Staff The UR men’s tennis team ended the regular season on Friday April 16 with a record of 9-8 and a 2-0 conference record. UR played against Wesleyan College and New York University, winning both matches 5-1 and 4-2, respectively, on April 10. In their first outside match since Spring Break, the men won five of the singles matches. In No. 1 singles, senior Dan Williford came back from being down a set and a break to win 3-6, 7-6 (4), 10-5. Junior Partha Bhattacharya won with a second-set tiebreaker for a victory at No. 3 singles, 6-4, 7-6 (2). The UR team then went on to defeat NYU. Bhattacharya, junior Avinash Reddy and Williford won both of their singles matches for the day. Sophomore Eric Prince also won at No. 5 singles, 6-2, 7-5. UR lost to Trinity College in a closely-contested match on April 11. To end the weekend undefeated, Prince won at No. 5 singles, 7-5, 6-1. Prince teamed up with junior Brian Shenker to win at No. 3 doubles, 8-6. Captains Williford Baseball: Continued from Page 28 while freshman Will Fasset also drove home two. Martinez had three hits and four runs in the game. Freshman Jon Fanning capped a strong week with two hits and three runs in the game. For the week, Fanning batted .520, including two doubles and two RBIs. Fanning was named the Upstate Collegiate Athletic Association Rookie of the Week. UR offense wasn’t as strong in the Hartwick doubleheader, but were productive enough to win. Fanning continued his strong play with three RBIs, including a sacrifice fly that drove in Braveman to break a 4-4 tie in the seventh inning of the first game. The Yellowjackets used a balanced attack in game two with Jackson, Black, Martinez and Bravemen all driving in runs. Getting back to basics has created a six-game winning streak, giving UR an overall record of 18-6 and 6-2 in UCAA league play. UR will be on the road this weekend, traveling to Keuka College, Union College and Skidmore Colleges. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. Sports Trivia Who should write for the Campus Times sports section? Hint: The number of letters in the word is three and it rhymes with poo. Answer: You Call x5-5942 and talk to Rich or Chris for more information. and Reddy lost in tough three-set matches, 6-4, 6-7, 6-1 and 7-6, 2-6, 6-3, respectively. The men then traveled to SUNY Binghamton and lost 6-1. Prince was the only winner, coming back from a 5-2 deficit in the first set for a victory at No. 4 singles 7-6 (4), 6-1. Bhattacharya and freshman Mike Lee also had tough matches with first-set tiebreakers. UR defeated the College of New Jersey 7-0 on, April 17. UR won every singles match in the competition and took the doubles point by winning two of the three matches. Williford won at No. 1 singles 7-5, 6-4. Williford and senior Colin Ryan went on to win at No. 1 doubles, 8-5. Reddy and Bhattacharya won at No. 2 and No. 3 singles, respectively, and paired up to win at No. 2 doubles, 8-4. “We will have to have our best [University Athletic Association] showing to date to earn a spot,” Head Coach Anna Khavalina said. “Hopefully, having a tough competition season will help our team rise to the challenge and be successful at the conference championship.” McLean can be reached at [email protected]. Jason freidman • Campus Times Staff Freshman Mike Lee lines up for a forehand at practice in the Goergen Athletic Center on April 21. Thursday, April 22, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES Page 25 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Baseball wins against eighth-ranked team by Doug Allard Campus Time Staff Coming off a 17-15 roller coaster loss, the Yellowjackets rebounded, pulling out a 9-8 win against SUNY Cortland. The win came in their final at-bats against the Red Dragons, the top-ranked team in the Eastern region on April 15. The missed opportunity was still looming as UR had given up a one-run lead in the top of the ninth inning after senior pitcher Mike Zollweg gave up a run-scoring single to Cortland’s Andy Reed. Zollweg had been sterling in his five innings of relief, allowing only three hits. “It was a big momentum turn,” UR Head Coach Joe Reina said of Cortland’s rally. “[Losing the lead in yesterday’s loss] was in the back of our minds, but we were thinking this time the ball is going to bounce our way.” In the bottom of the ninth, freshman Jon Fanning led off the inning with a single, only to be thrown out at second on sophomore catcher Chris Rosenbaum’s bunt attempt. Senior Mike Lesczinski followed with a single. A wide turn by Rosenbaum coupled with a bobble by Cortland’s right fielder allowed Rosenbaum to reach third. Next, with still one out and on a 1-2 count, sophomore Mark Jackson floated a high fly ball into right field. Rosenbaum tagged up on the play scoring the final run in UR’s 9-8 triumph. This time the ball did bounce UR’s way. “Rosenbaum made a great turn and Jackson’s fly ball was really big — it just felt this time it was going to happen for us,” Reina said of the ninth-inning sequence. The game as a whole was an up and down affair. Cortland raced to an early four-run lead against UR sophomore Steve Foley. This lead evaporated to one in the bottom of the inning, when wild pitches brought home Fanning and Rosenbaum, while Jackson added a solo home run to left. Cortland managed three more runs in the fourth inning, chasing Foley from the game, only to be down by one by the inning’s end. UR took the lead with five runs, highlighted by Rosenbaum’s tworun triple and one-run singles by Fanning, Lesczinski and senior Mark Jakubowski. It was this ability to keep coming back that lead to Reina’s optimistic feeling going into the final inning. “They got up four, but we came back with three ourselves, that set Andrew Slominski • Campus Time Staff Freshman Jon Fanning slides back into first base while sophomore center Chris Rosenbaum bats. the stage for the rest of the game against a good team,” Reina said. Reina took the victory with a grain of salt going into a weekend heavy with league games. “This was a big win, but at the same time you got to play on the field,” Reina stated. Either way, a victory against the eight-ranked team in the nation will make other teams take notice of the season the Yellowjackets are putting together. Allard can be reached at [email protected]. Track: Dominates events Continued from Page 28 In the hammer throw, sophoRoberts Wesleyan meet had a more Chris Skeehan added to the strong showing as well. Junior Matt collection of third-place finishes Rodems ran 1:58.65 in the 800-me- with a mark for 33.06 meters. In ter run to finish in third place, a that event, senior Andrew Wunder trend that would continue for the placed second with a mark of 48.18 meters. men throughout the day. Wunder then topped his own perJunior Ian Slattery finished third in the 5,000-meter run, posting a formance with a first-place finish in time of 16:14.49. In the 110-meter the discus throw. His mark of 44.94 meters qualified high hurdles, sehim for ECAC nior Jacob Budny ‘A large majority Championships, ran 16.67 seconds as well as placto finish in third of our athletes ing him second place. Budny folin both places in the New York lowed up with a State rankings third-place finish had their best in the event. in the pole vault, performances of This Saturday as he marked 14 the men will host feet. He edged the season.’ a small meet that teammate senior — John Izzo includes several Adam Smith, who head coach other local teams tied for fourth as they make fiwith a mark of 13:6.25 to qualify for the Eastern nal preparations for New York College Athletic Conference tour- State Championships, which are now just over a week away. nament. “We’ve had home meets on DThen in the shot put, Budny broke the streak of third-place Day before,” Izzo said. “It always finishes, as he placed second with makes for an interesting crowd. a mark of 13.02 meters. He was We’ve had a number of really good topped only by teammate senior practices this week — we’re excited Zach Opsitnick, whose mark of for the meet.” Swidler can be reached at 13.17 meters earned him the [email protected]. tory. Page 26 CAMPUS TIMES Thursday, April 22, 2004 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g Track visits Roberts Wesleyan, Hamilton BY David swidler Campus Times Staff The women’s track and field team continued to roll toward the postseason on Saturday. The team split between meets at Hamilton College and Roberts Wesleyan College. Although both meets were non-scoring, the women clearly performed well, garnering several top finishes. Freshman Melinda Huang started the day off at Hamilton, placing fourth in the high jump with a mark of 1.52 meters. The 4x100-meter relay team was strong for the second consecutive week, posting a second-place finish with a time of 51.47. In the 1,500-meter run, senior Elizabeth Canfield ran 4:50.70, finishing in fifth place. Canfield followed that up with a fifth-place finish in the 800-meter run, running 2:24.38. Freshman Whitney Silkworth added yet another fifth-place finish in the 100-meter high hurdles, which she completed in 16.57. Silkworth ran 1:07.60 in the 400-meter hurdles to place third. In the 5,000-meter run, senior Erika Wasserstein was fourth with a time of 19:26.24. The 4x400-meter relay team posted a sixth-place finish, completing the event in 4:25.71. The standout for the women at Hamilton was junior Katie O’Brien. Her day started in the 400meter dash, which she easily won with a time of 58.25 seconds. That time set a new meet record along the way. O’Brien’s day continued in the 100-meter dash, which she ran in 12.95 seconds to place fifth. She then added a second-place finish in the 200-meter dash, running 26.39 seconds. Also in the 400, junior Michelle Gabriele ran 1:02.60, finishing in fourth place. At the Raider Invitational hosted by Roberts Wesleyan, sophomore Kate Pohlman led off with a second-place finish in the 800-meter run, running 2:23.76. In the 4x100-meter dash, the UR women were fourth with a time of 54.57 seconds. Once again the throwers were among the standouts for the women, posting at least one topfive finish in all four events. In the hammer throw, junior Anne Baker placed second, marking 44.50 meters. Placing fourth in the event was sophomore Cynthia Gurecki, who marked 40.38 meters. In the other three throwing events, it was junior Grace Kraay carrying the load. In the discus throw, she marked 30.70 meters to place fifth. Kraay also competed in the javelin throw, marking 30.47 meters and again finishing fifth. Her best finish of the day came in the shot put. Her mark of 11.01 meters put her third overall. This weekend the women will host Rochester Institute of Technology and Nazareth College at Fauver Stadium, their second home meet in three weeks. With the weather holding up for much of the week leading up to the meet — allowing for quality practices every day — the team should be well prepared to be on top of their games for the home crowd. The D-Day meet will serve as the team’s final chance to prepare competitively for New York State Collegiate Track Conference Championships, which will be held next weekend at SUNY Brockport. Swidler can be reached at [email protected]. Campus Times Athlete of the Week, junior Katherine O’Brien, on the right, ran sprints in practice on April 21. She set a meet record in the 400-meter dash at the Hamilton Invitational last weekend. by Rebecca Keller Campus Times Staff The women’s lacrosse team was defeated by seventh-ranked William Smith College 16-6 on April 16. The Herons scored the first five goals unanswered until junior Emily Riegel and senior Katie Riegel had back-to-back shots. Two more goals were scored against UR by halftime, leaving the score gap 7-2. In the second half, William Smith continued to dominate the game and set up nine more goals, compared to UR’s four goals. Junior Rachel Hawley took a free-position shot early in the second half, followed by freshman Christina Montano and Riegel with unassisted shots. Riegel then scored the last goal for UR at the 10:37 mark with an assist by junior Cody Schraft. Senior Stephanie Bristol remained at goalkeeper the entire game and had 12 saves out of 36 shots. Hawley also contributed with six ground ball pickups, while sophomore Lisa Aranoff won three draws. Fourteenth-ranked Hamilton College took the win against UR on April 17 with a final score of 10-3. After the 5:02 mark, Schraft opened the game with a successful free-position shot on goal. Within the next ten minutes, Hamilton scored four goals in a row, adding one more in the remaining minute of the first half. Hawley scored UR’s second goal of the game unassisted. UR also opened scoring in the second half with a second goal by Hawley, assisted by Riegel. Hamilton then scored five goals in the remainder of the second half. They controlled the game with offensive and defensive pressure and attempted more than twice as many shots on goal as UR. Bristol had nine saves out of 19 shots. Junior Amy Hein collected five groundballs while senior Rachel Holtzberg scooped four. UR’s record now stands at 4-7 overall, and 2-4 in the University Collegiate Athletic Association conference. Keller can be reached at [email protected]. Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Lax falls to two top-ranked teams The Campus Times sports editors would like to thank the following for contributing to the section: • Writers • Doug Allard Pete Avitable Philip Brune Mike Gerton Kim Gorode Michael He Emily Hickey Neil Janowitz Rebecca Keller Alison McLean Sandeep Madhur Andy Schloss Chadwick Schnee Jamie Sokol Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Freshman midfielder Adrienne Sopinski attempts a shot in practice against junior goalkeeper Cassie Glanton. • Editors • Chris Tice Rich Tipton Thursday, April 22, 2004 CAMPUS TIMES Athlete of the week Mark Jackson Class: 2006 Sport: Baseball MAJOR: Mechanical Engineering Where mark went to high school: Shenendehowa High School, Clifton Park, N.Y. What is mark’s ideal day off: Couchin’ it with some movies. Favorite athletic memory: Man-handling the future Syracuse center Craig Forth in high school in a 72-36 loss. He is tall. Favorite sport other than Baseball: Basketball Favorite food: Buffalo chicken favorite movie: “Braveheart” Plans after college: A well-paying job would be nice. expectations for the season: Win UCAAs and go to regionals. Why mark is the athlete of the Week: Mark hit .350 last week. He had two doubles, two home runs and drove in 11 runs. Mark also hit a game-winning single in a 9-8 win over eighth-ranked SUNY Cortland. His heroics landed him UAA Player of the Week honors. Athlete of the week Katie O’Brien Class: 2005 Sport: Track & Field MAJOR: Brain and Cognitive Science Where katie went to high school: Kenmore West High School, Buffalo, N.Y. What is katie’s ideal day off: Hanging out with Mark Seely’s little brother. Favorite athletic memory: Winning ECACs by passing Maston at the line. Favorite sport other than Track: Hockey Favorite food: Chicken wings, chips and “pop!” favorite movie: “The Train of Life” Plans after college: Become a aqua gym instructor in the Dominican Republic. expectations for the season: Better my national-qualifying time and go to nationals. Why katie is the athlete of the Week: Katie set a meet record in winning the 400-meter dash at the Hamilton Invitational on Saturday afternoon, which was a State and ECAC qualifying time. Sports calendar SUNDAY, APRIL 25 • Golf — UAA Championships at Emory University, TBA • Women’s Tennis — UAA Championships, TBA • Men’s Tennis — UAA ChampionFRIDAY, APRIL 23 ships, TBA • Women’s Tennis — UAA Champion• Men’s Track — NYSCTC, at Ithaca ships, TBA • Men’s Tennis — UAA Championships, College, TBA • Women’s Track — NYSCTC, at Ithaca TBA • Women’s Lacrosse at Skidmore College, College, TBA • Softball vs. RPI, 1 p.m. 4 p.m. • Softball vs. RPI, 3 p.m. • Baseball vs. Union College, 12 p.m. SATURDAY, APRIL 24 • Baseball vs. Union College, TBA • Women’s Tennis — UAA Championships, TBA • Men’s Tennis — UAA Championships, MONDAY, APRIL 26 • Golf — UAA Championships at TBA Emory University, TBA • Men’s Track at RIT, 11 a.m. • Men’s Track — NYSCTC, at Ithaca TUESDAY, APRIL 27 College, TBA • Softball vs. SUNY Fredonia, 3 p.m. • Women’s Track at RIT, 11 a.m. • Softball vs. SUNY Fredonia, 5 p.m. • Women’s Track — NYSCTC, at Ithaca College, TBA WEDNESDAY, APRIL 28 • Softball vs. St. Lawrence University, 1 • Baseball at Hilbert College, 4 p.m. p.m. • Women’s Lacrosse vs. Nazareth Col• Softball vs. St. Lawrence University, 3 lege, 7 p.m. p.m. • Baseball at Skidmore College, 1 p.m. • Baseball at Skidmore College, TBA • Women’s Lacrosse vs. Union College, 1 p.m. THURSDAY, APRIL 22 • Softball at RIT, 3 p.m. • Softball at RIT, 5 p.m. • Baseball at Keuka College, 4 p.m. Admission to all UR games is free with student ID. Sports Trivia of the Week Who are the eight teams that compete in the NCAA Division III University Athletic Association? All eight institutions are ranked in the top 50 of US News & World Report’s annual college rankings of national research programs, and all of the institutions are private. Answer: Brandeis University, Carnegie Mellon University, Case Western Reserve University, Emory University, New York University, University of Chicago, UR and Washington University in St. Louis. Support UR sports. From the P Page 27 w w w . c a m p u s t i m e s . o r g ressbox By Neil Janowitz it’s fantastic that the Red Sox I’ve hit a plateau. All forward avenged last postseason in their progress — writing aspirations, job hunting, showering and other opening series against the Yankees. But such trivial events are basic hygiene — has ceased. off my radar. I’m only paying I have completely stalled. My attention to those players, five roommate has started dusting. from the Sox — Pedro! — and Hell, if it weren’t for e-mail, you a lone pitcher from the Tigers, wouldn’t be reading this column. that contribute to my team. I Admittedly, I didn’t expect the don’t care if Detroit loses and obsession to reach this level. an asteroid crushes the staBut am I upset by these circumdium, just so long as their startstances? Surprisingly, no, I am ing pitcher throws for a handful not. And that’s because I can of strikeouts and a low ERA. proclaim, with confidence, that The funny thing is, despite for those of you who detest such my dependency, the real probmundane things as “productivlem here isn’t ity” and “accomfantasy baseball. plishments,” Rather, my obfantasy baseball ... nor can I session becomes is the greatest imagine Mom crippling in my invention in the overwhelming history of man. joining a gardesire to fantasize This, two weeks dening club or every other aspect into my first fantasy baseball bitch-slapping of my day. Fantasy makes every moseason ever, I anyone. But I ment, every othercan assure you. wise insignificant It was two can dream... event, exciting. months ago that The three hours I got a call from of riveting at-bats a buddy — the and ball-fours that seduce me baseball season was beginning, every night aren’t enough. I and with it, a fantasy baseball need more. league. Figuring that it couldn’t I want to draft students in be too time-intensive, I joined. I class and put them up against quickly discovered that the fanyour squad — I bet my nerds’ll tasy involved in fantasy leagues outscore your dumbass team on is the idea that you will maintain any given exam. I want to go any semblance of a normal life. out in the parking lot and asI have completely forfeited any semble a fantasy team of cars, notion of an existence away from with points awarded for weekly my computer — I say this as if I fuel economy and top speed haven’t forfeited such a notion reached. countless times before — and I want Mom to bitch-slap embraced my role as virtual general manager. Every morning, some lady in her gardening club and plant a nasty team of after I swim out of the drool that azaleas and chrysanthemums, invariably lakes up on my pillow, so I can whup ass in the toI stumble over to my computer tal-growth and bees-attracted and immediately imagine myself categories in my fantasy botany going toe-to-toe with Theo Epgroup. I don’t even know if a stein. I’m just fortunate enough fantasy botany group exists, to be able to do so in my “chicks nor can I imagine Mom joining on fire” boxers — that poor basa gardening club or bitch-slaptard has to wear a suit to work. ping anyone. But I can dream, I was a baseball fan before can’t I? fantasy baseball came around And yet, I also realize the — it’s been my sport of choice restrictive effect that fantasy for years, and despite my inexbaseball is having on my life. plicable loyalty to the Brewers That’s why part of me can’t — this is their year, by the way wait for October, when the — I greet each season with a baseball season ends and my life newfound vigor. But with fantasy, I transcend fan. There’s a fine returns to normal. I can get back to my writing, line between being a fan and a perhaps find a job and move out fanatic, and someone just stuffed of my back-alley cardboard box. me in a cannon, rolled it right up After seven months of this fanto that line and dropped a nuke tasy baseball burden, I’ll finally behind it. I’m so far over that be able to restructure my days line that I’ve lapped it. Aside and establish a stable, healthy from the Brewers, I no longer follow teams. Sure, it’s swell that routine. Or I can join fantasy football. the Detroit Tigers are defying Janowitz can be reached at the odds — and the gods — and [email protected]. have a winning record. And yeah, UR hosts on D-Day Sport Opponent Event Place Time Softball St. Lawrence By GLC 1 p.m. Baseball Skidmore UR Field 1 p.m. Lacrosse Union College By Towers Track & Field RIT RIT 1 p.m. 11 a.m. Page 28 SPORTS WEEK Thursday, April 22, 2004 Track steamrolls over the competition by David Swidler Campus Times Staff The men’s track and field team split up, with part of the team traveling to Hamilton College for the Hamilton Invitational and the remaining members staying closer to home at Roberts Wesleyan College last Saturday. For the second week in a row, the team competed in nonscoring meets. And once again it was a very successful weekend. “I was very pleased with the performance of the team in general in both meets,” Head Coach John Izzo said. “A large majority of our athletes in both places had their best performances of the season.” Many of the track athletes competed at the Hamilton Invitational and made their presence known right from the start. In the 3,000-meter steeplechase, freshman Andrew Whitbeck ran 9:40.81, coming in first by nearly three seconds. Freshman Ben Snyder and sophomore Chris Nolan finished seventh and eighth in the 1,500-meter run, completing the event in 4:11.87 and 4:12.40 respectively. Nolan would follow up his eighth-place finish in the 1,500-meter run with another eighth-place finish later in the day, this time in the 800-meter run, which he completed in 1:59.83. In the 400-meter hurdles, freshman Brian MacIlvain ran 59.47 seconds, finishing fifth. As has been the case in recent weeks, the 400-meter dash was the dominant event of the day for the men. Sophomore Matt Tierney ran 48.71 seconds in the 400, breaking both the meet record and his own UR record. Also breaking the 50-second mark was graduate student Brian Strandberg, who ran 49.83 seconds to finish in second place. Senior Greg Dusek ran 50 seconds flat to give the men the trifecta in the 400. And with a time of 51.04 seconds, freshman Jacob Pylman finished sixth in the event. Tierney and Strandberg accomplished the same feat in the 200-meter dash. Although Tierney didn’t match last year’s time of 22.14 seconds, which remains the meet record, his time of 22.22 seconds once again earned him first place. Strandberg ran 22.33 seconds to finish second. Dusek and sophomore Kirk Bristol also finished back-to-back in the 200, placing seventh and eighth respectively. “Our entire sprint core had a fabulous day,” Izzo said. The attendees of the See TRACK, Page 25 Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff The track team prepares for the upcoming meets by performing drills at Fauver Stadium on April 21. This weekend will be especially busy with the NYSCTC on Saturday and the UAA Championships on Sunday. Offense leads baseball in sweep of doubleheaders by Doug Allard Campus Times Staff The Yellowjackets’ impressive showing this weekend, featuring two doubleheader sweeps of Hilbert College, Vassar College and Hartwick College, was due to baseball basics, according to Head Coach Joe Reina. “The pitching staff did well, defense made some good plays and the offense swung bats, that’s what made the difference,” Reina said of his team performance. In each phase of the game, the Yellowjackets excelled this weekend. UR pitchers only allowed two runs this weekend against Hilbert and Vassar. In a 7-2 victory against Hilbert in game one, freshman Hunter Hawkins pitched a complete-game five-hitter. In game two, a 12-0 UR victory over Hilbert, five UR pitchers combined to strike out eight in a one-hit shutout. In the next day’s doubleheader against Vassar, UR pitching held the Brewers scoreless. In game one, a 30 UR victory, senior Justin Sansone threw six innings of five-hit ball to earn the victory. Sansone’s performance earned him UAA Pitcher of the Week honors. Freshmen Brady Noon relieved Sansone to earn the save by getting out of a bases-loaded jam in the last inning. Against Hartwick, UR pitching was essential in two close wins. Noon picked up a victory in two innings of relief in the first game. Noon allowed Hartwick to tie the game, but pitched a scoreless seventh to seal a 6-4 UR victory. In game two, junior Mike Zollweg went the distance, striking out four batters in a 4-3 victory. Junior Joe Ullman followed Sansone’s performance with a pitching clinic of his own. Ullman struck out eight Vassar batters and only allowed three in seven innings of work. Freshman pitcher Walt Daley and senior pitcher Drew Clapp pitched to preserve UR’s 23-0 victory. The offense was in full force in both doubleheaders. Junior Justin Martinez and sophomores Dan Phofl and Mark Jackson each had two Lacrosse RBIs in game one versus Hilbert. Jackson’s two-run homer in the second game was a part of his game high four RBIs. Senior Mike Lesczinski had two RBIs of his own, while Martinez scored two runs. A classic pitcher dual between each clubs star was the focus of game one versus Vassar. UR managed to score come out on top by scoring three runs, two of which were driven in by freshman Jon Fanning. Junior Adam Braveman scored two of these runs as well. UR erupted for a seasonhigh 23 runs in game two. Jackson, junior Scott Smith and freshman Nate Black had three RBIs in the game, See BASEBALL, Page 24 Andrew Slominski • Campus Times Staff Junior Joe Ullman pitches against RIT for an 8-1 win on Wednesday. Softball Women play against nation’s best The women’s lacrosse team matched up against seventhranked William Smith College and 14-ranked Hamilton College on Friday afternoon. Was the team able to face the challenge or did they crumble under the pressure of a national spotlight? Commences UCAA season With two games each against Skidmore, Geneseo and Union, the softball team knew it had a difficult week ahead of them. Close scores and intense playing in the games kept the action interesting. See Page 23. See Page 26.