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San Diego band with undefinable style visits Cozmic Pizza | 5 An independent newspaper at the University of Oregon www.dailyemerald.com SINCE 1900 | Volume 107, Issue 125 | Thursday, April 6, 2006 Con Court to decide three senators’ fates Conflicting rules regarding whether appointees should be replaced with next week’s elected senators are being called into question BY NICHOLAS WILBUR SENIOR NEWS REPORTER Several Student Senators may be booted from their jobs as early as next week if the ASUO Constitution Court decides that elected officials should replace appointed seats immediately after the elections. The student government’s executive branch has decided not to have the students elected to the Student Senate fill vacant and appointed seats immediately after the election, a move that is likely to draw not only criticism but also a grievance. Instead, the ASUO Executive plans to have them filled on May 25, when most of the seats will switch over. The Constitution Court, which rules on all interpretations of the ASUO Constitution, hasn’t announced its decision yet. The ASUO Green Tape Notebook, the rules and guideline manual for student government, appears to contradict itself regarding when elected officials should take office to replace appointed senators. One rule states that the elected candidates should take office immediately and act as senator for the remainder of the term. Those elected by the student body will fill both vacant seats and appointed seats. Another rule states that all elected officers will start their terms on May 25, which is the rule The Executive says it will follow. An anonymous source from within student government said that filing a grievance is more than warranted in this situation because the Executive’s interpretation is “completely incorrect.” Currently, three appointed senators face losing their positions because candidates are running for their seats. The Senate currently has three vacancies, seats 10, 11 and 12. An uncontested candidate is running for each seat. ASUO Vice President Kyla Coy said the tradition has been to wait until May 25 and then have all elected students “roll over” on the Senate simultaneously. Until then, two recentCHRIS TODD| GRAPHIC DESIGNER U.S. House approves changes to college aid The bill, three years in the works, didn’t pass until controversial provisions were removed from it BY SUSAN GOODWIN NEWS REPORTER KAI-HUEI YAU | SENIOR PHOTOGRAPHER A bill passed in the U.S. House on Thursday made several key changes to the federal government’s higher-education policy aimed at making colleges and universities more affordable and accessible. A congressional committee has worked on the College Access and Opportunities Act for three years, and many of the more controversial provisions and amendments were removed or defeated before it finally passed 221-199 along largely partisan lines in the Republican-controlled House. Related legislation to renew the Higher Education Act of 1965 must pass in the Senate and receive President Bush’s signature before any changes take effect. Before H.R. 609 even reached the House floor, a provision that would have changed the formula for distributing government funding of three programs — Federal WorkStudy, Perkins Loans and Supplemental Educational Opportunity Grants — was removed, according to a March 31 article in The Chronicle of Higher Education. Several of the bill’s provisions were significantly weakened by an amendment passed during the full House vote, including the creation of a “college affordability index.” It also changed a proposed requirement that any school that increased tuition by more than double the rate of inflation over a three-year period would have to explain why and create a plan to prevent future increases. Schools that increased tuition will still have to report to the U.S. Department of Education, but the department cannot reject a school’s explanation for raising tuition. If the amendment hadn’t passed, schools like the University, where tuition and fees have increased more than 11 percent for in-state students over the past three years, would have needed to report the price increases and make a plan to prevent similar increases in the future. Although the University’s price has increased overall, the rate of increase has declined over the past three years. The amendment, introduced by Rep. Louie Armen Juhl, a junior at Cottage Grove High School, performs a rap he composed, entitled "I Cherish These Times,” at the Community Alliance of Lane County performance of “A Time to Break Silence" on Tuesday. BILL, page 3 A breakdown of the 18-seat ASUO Student Senate. The appointed senators may have to leave office next week. ly vacated seats will remain open until the May rollover date. The chief justice of the Constitution APPOINTEES, page 3 THE WORDS OF MLK JR. Decades later, ‘Silence’ is just as powerful A local group hosted a dramatic reading of Martin Luther King’s ‘A Time to Break Silence’ speech BY THOMAS MILLER FREELANCE REPORTER About 100 people crammed into a Eugene church Tuesday to hear a stimulating reading of “A Time to Break Silence,” the famous 1967 speech by the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. “You (could) have heard a pin drop,” said Michael Carrigan, director of development of the Community Alliance of Lane County. “People paid attention from beginning to end.” In the First Christian Church in Eugene, CALC hosted a dramatic delivery of King’s speech for the group’s 40th anniversary. It was originally given at Riverside Church in New York City in 1967 by the Clergy and Laymen Concerned About Vietnam. On Tuesday, 11 speakers and 10 chanters — of mixed races and various ages — contributed to the recital of King’s address. Carrigan said he was stunned by the speech. “I’d never heard it before,” he said. “It’s as relevant today as it was in 1967.” Carrigan said the impact and accuracy of King’s analysis was amazing. He also said the crowd was riveted. Part of the audience’s captivation was because of the 10 chanters of the CALC advisory board, who would intermittently shout phrases such as, “We must speak,” “Hear their broken cries” and “This madness must cease.” Carrigan said the audience was also attracted by the tone of several speakers who mimicked the physical and oratorical mannerisms of King. CALC also asked Hip Hop Hope performers to read poetry from Langston Hughes, perform an interpretive dance, sing and rap. King’s words themselves were the most inspiring part of the evening. “It was a brilliant and prophetic speech,” said Marion Malcom of the CALC advisory board. Malcom said CALC hosted this event KING, page 3 IN BRIEF Student government candidates to meet with fellow students Students running for ASUO office will gather today from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. in the EMU Amphitheater to discuss their platforms, meet students and future constituents — for some candidates — and talk about the future of the University. Primary Elections end Friday at 5 p.m. As of 2 p.m. Wednesday, 2,545 students out of 17,034 had voted, about 15 percent of the eligible voting population. For the Executive seat, two of the five tickets will advance to the General Elections, which begin Monday at 9 a.m. and end April 14 at 5 p.m. —Nicholas Wilbur Commentary NEWS STAFF (541) 346-5511 PARKER HOWELL EDITOR IN CHIEF SHADRA BEESLEY MANAGING EDITOR STEVEN NEUMAN JARED PABEN NEWS EDITORS NICHOLAS WILBUR SENIOR NEWS REPORTER OSSIE BLADINE SUSAN GOODWIN CALVIN HALL RYAN KNUTSON EDWARD OSER NEWS REPORTERS SHAWN MILLER SPORTS EDITOR LUKE ANDREWS SENIOR SPORTS REPORTER SCOTT J. ADAMS JEFFREY DRANSFELDT SPORTS REPORTERS AMY LICHTY PULSE EDITOR TREVOR DAVIS LINDA GAMPERT PULSE REPORTERS AILEE SLATER COMMENTARY EDITOR GABE BRADLEY ARMY FETH COLUMNISTS DAWN HELZER MATT TIFFANY COPY CHIEFS JENNY DORNER BRYN JANSSON JOSH NORRIS LAURA POWERS JENNA ROHRBACHER COPY EDITORS ZANE RITT PHOTO EDITOR KAI-HUEI YAU SENIOR PHOTOGRAPHER HASANG CHEON ZAC GOODWIN ANGELA SCHNEIDER PHOTOGRAPHERS MOLLY BEDFORD DESIGN EDITOR SARAH DAVIS SHAWN KAHL KERI SPANGLER ASHLEY CHASE DESIGNERS CHRIS TODD GRAPHIC DESIGNER ZAC GOODWIN WEBMASTER BUSINESS (541) 346-5511 JUDY RIEDL GENERAL MANAGER KATHY CARBONE BUSINESS MANAGER LAUNA DE GIUSTI RECEPTIONIST LUKE BELLOTTI NATE GIPSON RYAN JOHNSON GAVIN PLACE NICK VICINO DISTRIBUTION Guest commentary Editorial Searching for a common ground Publication’s As a pediatrician, I enjoy dozens of cheerful encounters with children and their parents every day. By continuing to entrust me with the health care of their children, I assume these parents likewise enjoy these encounters. Each day, I meet with families from an amazing diversity of ethnic, religious, educational and economic backgrounds. Private political beliefs are nearly always left at the door. How blissfully ignorant we are, these families and I, and how well we all get along! Human nature being what it is, I wonder: Were I to know the political beliefs of the parents of my patients, would I communicate differently with some of them? Would I spend as much time with them? I’d like to think I would continue to treat everyone exactly the same. But would some parents, once learning of my political beliefs, wish to no longer entrust me with their children? Sadly, I suspect so. Corrosive can be the effect and fatal the result of partisanship on relationships. Daily as I read in the editorial pages and hear on the radio all of the back and forth sniping between those on opposing sides of our national debates, I consider how unfortunate it is that humans get along best when unaware of each other’s beliefs. Would those taking vicious shots at one another across pages and airwaves in fact get along — as neighbors, co-workers or fellow members of a congregation — if blissfully ignorant of each other’s political beliefs? Sadly, again, I suspect largely so. As Americans, it seems in some ways our bounty is our curse. In this land of plenty, we are not forced to work together out of necessity or thrift. As a result, our distrust of each ADVERTISING CLASSIFIED (541) 346-4343 TRINA SHANAMAN CLASSIFIED MANAGER LISA CLARK AN DO SABRINA GOWETTE AMANDA KANTOR KERI SPANGLER KATIE STRINGER CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING ASSOCIATES PRODUCTION (541) 346-4381 MICHELE ROSS PRODUCTION MANAGER KIRA PARK PRODUCTION COORDINATOR JAMIE ACKERMAN CAITLIN MCCURDY ERIN MCKENZIE EMMA SILVERMAN ANDREW TRAN DESIGNERS The Oregon Daily Emerald is published daily Monday through Friday during the school year by the Oregon Daily Emerald Publishing Co. Inc., at the University of Oregon, Eugene, Ore. The Emerald operates independently of the University with offices in Suite 300 of the Erb Memorial Union. The Emerald is private property. other forces us into conversations only with others like us. Our ignorance of each other misleads us into assigning easy categorizations and cartoonish stereotypes to those whom we do not personally know. Our mental filing cabinets in America today seem to have only two drawers, labeled “those who think like us” and “those who do not.” Those who think like us earn our uncritical admiration and our unbending ear. Those who do not are just filed away and never listened to again. Americans are thus increasingly paying lip service to the ideals of democracy. We are forgetting that democracy is a thing we do together, else it is not done at all. A democracy invites and tolerates the clash of opinions, and understands its obligation to search for common ground. Indeed, a democracy knows its very survival depends upon it. Finding common ground requires, first and foremost, releasing our anger; it must be let go because it is doing our nation no good. The clenched fist is an extension of the closed mind. Common ground is reached only through a willingness to listen with a mind that is open. Most importantly for democracy, listening permits the possibility of being listened to. Agreeing only with those who agree with us changes nothing. A democracy recognizes that there are intelligent people supporting each side of every issue. No one can claim a monopoly on truth. Every truth has an answering truth. There exists no issue facing our nation truly as simple as a choice between two absolutes, never mind what the shrill voices on each side say. After many years as a physician, working with families of all classes and colors, I’ve come to realize that people are much more alike than not. We all have so much more in common than we have in conflict. Even where we disagree, it is likely that your vision and mine are not so far apart. So what I hope for most for the United States in these early days of the 21st century is not a living wage for our growing poor, not health insurance for our growing uninsured, not energy independence from our growing addiction to coal and oil, not reduction of our growing debt, and not the return of a competent and incorruptible government. To be sure, all these are things I do desperately want. But I cannot possibly hope for any of them until as a people we reach out as we once did to those with whom we disagree or only partly agree, in order that we gain a more clear understanding of these and many other growing problems we face together. Most of our nation’s problems will never yield themselves to speedy or simplistic solutions, despite what any pundit or politician tells us, and no political party has all the answers. Call me naïve, but until we Americans let go of our contempt for those with whom we disagree, until there are outbreaks of reason in our public discourse, until we begin to discuss our differences and similarities, and until we approach each other and our problems with an open hand and an open mind, the U.S. will find itself falling ever more behind in this new century. Corrosive is the effect, and fatal may be the result of partisanship on our nation. Dr. Todd Huffman is a pediatrician and political columnist for the Springfield News INB O X (541) 346-3712 KELLEE KAUFTHEIL JOHN KELLY LINDSEY FERGUSON WINTER GIBBS KATE HIRONAKA KATE ISRAELS STEPHEN MILLER TIM SEYMOUR CODY WILSON SALES REPRESENTATIVES RIEHEL ZEREYHOUNE OFFICE ASSISTANT Thursday, April 6, 2006 EPD should crack down on crime, not students Brown an McLain will tackle real issues in government After reading Talia Delman’s letter in the Emerald (“EPD lacks respect from Eugene citizens,” ODE, Apr. 3), I have to agree with her. As a college student, it is difficult to understand why the Eugene police department issued 200 citations during Halloween weekend dealing with partiers and alcohol consumption, according to KEZI news, while the citizens of Eugene are having their homes broken into. In 2004 alone, more than 1,000 cars were stolen in Eugene. While it is illegal to consume alcohol under the age of 21, it is always illegal to steal a car, no matter your age. Obviously not every law breaker will be caught, but maybe the direction of the law enforcement should be altered to catch those vandalizing the city of Eugene. It is disheartening to hear about my friends and classmates having their windshields broken and CD players stolen. At least the enforcement officers caught all those kids after they drank a few beers, but that’s just my opinion. I’m not the kind of person who normally gets involved in politics. See the buck-toothed girl in glasses waving at you from the back of the classroom? Yeah, that’s me. But Dallas Brown and Emily McLain have put together a team of really intelligent people on their ticket for ASUO president and vice president. They’ve already met with the Ecological Design Center and the Campus Sustainability Coordinator to create a plan to keep the University at the forefront of Eugene’s green policy. We all already do a lot, but we could be doing more. The campus community should be involved in clean energy programs such as wind power. All of the eggs used in our kitchen come from caged chickens and their hormonal-y goodness poses a health risk to the student community. Thousands of Latin American coffee workers are treated like slaves on the other side of our border. Isn’t it worth the extra few cents to switch our caffeine comforts from free trade to fair trade? Also, I think it’s a travesty that graduate students aren’t getting any bang for their buck. Dallas and Emily have good ideas to set up a graduate and law Erin Williams University student school liaison. They also want to bring back spousal benefits for graduate students. Of course, everything can benefit from making the student government more transparent and accountable. I think that ASUO should be open to more outside, non-politically motivated students, like myself. Finally, there’s an issue near and dear to my heart: gay rights. The FPEP program may expire next year, and I’m glad Dallas and Emily are going to make sure that the students will still have low cost access to contraceptives and health care. But the main reason I like Dallas and Emily is because you can’t access this program if you happen to be queer. I am grateful someone’s talking about extending rights to everyone, regardless of sexual orientation. Honestly, I don’t care who you vote for, just go out and vote. It’s not fair that five percent of the student body controls one hundred percent of your student funds. But when you take that ochem final, do remember what goes into your morning coffee. PS: I lied. I do care. Vote for Dallas and Emily. Their Web site is http://www.dallasandemily.com/ Jennifer McBride University student OREGON DAILY EMERALD LETTERS POLICY Letters to the editor and guest commentaries are encouraged, and should be sent to [email protected] or submitted at the Oregon Daily Emerald office, EMU Suite 300. Electronic submissions are preferred. Letters are limited to 250 words, and guest commentaries to 550 words. Authors are limited to one submission per calendar month. Submissions should include phone number and address for verification. The Emerald reserves the right to edit for space, grammar and style. Guest submissions are published at the discretion of the Emerald. incendiary cartoons miss their mark Available on campus, around the Eugene community and in a prison near you, the latest edition of The Insurgent student newspaper was intended to “provoke dialogue,” according to the subscription’s editorial. In the same vein as the Oregon Commentator’s decision to print the 12 Danish cartoons that recently stirred global rioting and violence over depictions of Islam, The Insurgent decided to shock the community with the publication of 12 handdrawn comics insulting Christianity. Arousing dialogue is an admirable goal for any newspaper, yet The Insurgent staff is mistaken in many of their premises in printing these anti-Christian cartoons. The Insurgent editorial indicates a desire to show Americans why the original cartoons were so offensive to the Muslim world. According to the editorial, “What is ‘not a big deal’ in the US (sic) is apparently a humongous big deal to others. Why should we assume it would not be?” However, printing home-grown cartoons depicting Jesus on a cross/pogo stick or Jesus on a cross/hangliding apparatus are not inflammatory in the same manner as the anti-Islam cartoons, and therefore fail to produce the intended empathy from Christians to Muslims. The comics printed in Europe (and later reprinted by the Oregon Commentator) were offensive and riot-producing because they touched on relevant religious and social issues, such as the notion that all men in turbans are terrorists and the very real problem of European discrimination and violence toward the Muslim community. The cartoons created by The Insurgent were not only irrelevantly offensive (why should a Christian care that an amateur liberal cartoonist has drawn Jesus listening to an iPod?), they were printed in a nation where many citizens identify with some sect of Christianity and rarely experience the kind of widespread oppression felt by Muslims around the world. Trying to make an equal comparison between the Muslim anger toward European cartoons and potential Christian anger toward homoerotic Jesus cartoons printed in The Insurgent is a careless dismissal of why Islamic communities felt under attack because of the offensive comics. Unlike the Danish cartoons, The Insurgent drawings seem intended to simply incite controversy for controversy’s sake rather than making specific social commentaries. Interestingly, The Insurgent was not the only publication to respond to Danish cartoons by printing cartoons intended to provoke Christians. A student newspaper at the University of Saskatchewan in Canada published a comic involving Jesus and bestiality. As The Insurgent itself has stated, promoting dialogue is one of the most important jobs of a newspaper. Nevertheless, rather than encouraging readers to discuss the shock value of publication decisions, the media should strive for an educated, civil dialogue concerning significant ideas and current events. If sparking outrage is truly a publication’s goal, that newspaper ought to keep in mind that poking fun at the religious beliefs of the majority is inherently different from attacking an already oppressed minority. CORRECTION Because of a reporter’s error, in the “Election details” sidebar that ran with “One of these students will be your president: ASUO Executive” Wednesday, the time that ASUO candidates will be available to talk to students in the EMU Amphitheater was incorrect. It should have said they will be there from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Thursday, April 6, 2006 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | 3 IN BRIEF Journalist speaks on gender and sexuality writing tactics A celebrated young writer for The New York Times Magazine will speak Thursday about his writing on gender and sexuality in America in the Gerlinger Alumni Lounge at 4 p.m. Benoit Denizet-Lewis has written for Boston Magazine, the San Francisco Chronicle, the Boston Globe Magazine, ESPN the Magazine, Details Magazine and Out Magazine. He is a two-time finalist for the Livingston Award, a $10,000 prize given to young journalists, according to a press release. In his work, Denizet-Lewis has examined the culture of underground sex clubs for gay black men in Atlanta and Cleveland. Another piece profiles the life of a 13-year-old person born female but who identifies as male, and details his struggles growing up working-class in California with his conservative but loving single mother. He has also written character portraits of a respected team doctor for the Boston Red Sox and a brilliant, unorthodox tennis coach who trained Andre Agassi to be a champion. Denizet-Lewis is speaking as part of the Richard W. Johnston Memorial Project. The project’s namesake graduated from the University in 1936 and began a successful career in journalism that spanned four decades, ending with his death in 1981, according to the project’s Web site. After his death, his widow, Laurie, helped set up a trust to bring professionals to discuss their trades at the University. The event is free and open to the public. — Edward Oser It’s not too late, sign up now! SAPP is a nationally recognized program designed to provide education and to increase awareness and prevention in the areas of: G Appointees: Seat 16 vacant since February Court said that the court has not been able to make a ruling on the three clauses in question because it couldn’t make quorum. The ASUO Executive is also facing review from the Constitution Court for not appointing a senator to a seat that has been vacant since February. The ASUO Constitution states that appointments to vacancies shall be made within 30 calendar days of the opening. The appointment to Seat 16, formerly occupied by Jessica Nair, was made at the first Senate meeting of the term, two months after the vacancy. Nair hasn’t been on Senate payroll since Feb. 1, Coy said. So far this year, the turnover rate has been high in the Senate, and the Executive has had to appoint nine students to fill vacancies. Several senators of the 18-seat body resigned this year because the time the job required took away from their studies. Seat 16, for which the Executive made an appointment Wednesday evening at the Senate meeting, is contested. Athan Papailiou, the appointee, is running against Ryan Bourdo in the election. Senator Dallas Brown said during Wednesday’s meeting that he thought the Senate should wait to appoint Papailiou because of what’s at stake for the other candidate. The Senate voted unanimously to appoint Papailiou. According to the Green Tape and Coy, if Bourdo wins, the Executive’s appointment will be overridden in fewer than three months and whoever won the majority of students votes this spring will be placed on the Senate. Contact the campus and federal politics reporter at [email protected] Bill: Largest Pell Grant award raised to $6,000 Continued from page 1 Gohmert, R-Texas, also removed a provision that would have changed the way colleges are accredited. Private-school interest groups opposed the provision because it would have given states authority over the private institutions. Many of the provisions and amendments introduced by Democrats were defeated, including one that would have set a fixed interest rate for student loans at 3.4 percent, half the rate new borrowers will pay starting this summer. “This is a down payment on reversing the raid on student aid,” Rep. Dale Kildee, D-Mich., said, referring to the $12billion reduction in federal student-loan programs that Congress approved in February, according to the article. H.R. 609 contains dozens of changes to the original act. Among them are an increase in the maximum Pell Grant award to $6,000 per year, more scholarships for students pursuing master’s or doctoral degrees in math, science and certain foreign languages, and a requirement that the Education Department make information about tuition, graduation rates, student/faculty ratios and average financial aid packages more easily available online to students and their families. Several other provisions and amendments were defeated. One would have required universities to accept transfer credits from educational institutions accredited by national agencies rather than the six regional accrediting agencies currently recognized. Another would have required colleges and universities to report how students’ race was taken into account during the admissions process to the Education Department. The Senate will vote on its own version of H.R. 609 in April, and if the bill passes, the two bills will be reviewed by a committee and combined before being sent to President Bush. Contact the crime, health and safety reporter at [email protected] King: Speech remains relevant today, viewer says Continued from page 1 to promote justice and human dignity. In fact, Malcom said, CALC invoked King’s speech on the group’s 40th anniversary in Lane County because of the parallels between the war in Iraq and the Vietnam War. King’s 1967 speech was the first time he linked the civil rights movement to his opposition to the war in Vietnam. It was also his first attack on the Johnson administration’s war policy. Actions like King’s were indicative of his bravery and compassion, Cottage Grove resident Patrick Jordan said. “King was not only a champion of the African Americans but also a champion of the poor,” he said. “He fought for what was right.” King reveals his outlook in his speech: “I knew I could never again raise my voice against the violence of the oppressed in the ghettos without having first spoken clearly to the greatest purveyor of violence in the world — today — my own government. For the sake of those boys, for the sake of this government, for the sake of the hundreds of thousands trembling under our violence, I cannot be silent.” YOU’RE ALWAYS CLOSE TO CAMPUS WWW.DAILYEMERALD.COM YOU’RE ALWAYS CLOSE TO CAMPUS sex ALCOHOL 11033 Continued from page 1 A FOOD MARIJUAN Obesity bulimia & a norexi a ling b m a DRUGS For term-long classes, visit http://sapp.uoregon.edu 346-4135 4 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006 IN BRIEF Judicial candidates partake in Knight Law Center forum For the first time in 12 years, a Lane County Circuit Court election will have more than one candidate for circuit court judge. The four candidates — Beverly Anderson, James Chaney, Alan Leiman and Debra Vogt — will participate in a forum today in 110 Knight Law Center at noon, where they will answer questions from both a faculty moderator and the audience. “Whether you’re litigating or in court for some other reason, you’ll be in court in front of the winner of this election,” said Edward Kroll, a law student who helped plan the forum organized by the Criminal Law Association. Typically only 10-25 percent of registered voters participate in judicial elections, Kroll said. — Susan Goodwin Professor a finalist for journalism dean position Award-winning University professor Alan Stavitsky was recently named as a finalist for dean of the University of Georgia’s Grady College of Journalism and Mass Communication. Gain professional experience as an intern in the Athletic department & receive upper division elective credits. 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He won the Journalism school’s Marshall Award for Innovative Teaching in 1994 and the Ersted Award for Teaching in 1995. He has been published in many academic journals and worked in radio and television. While working in broadcast news, he held positions as a news director, anchor and investigative reporter. In radio, he worked as a talk show host and sportscaster. Stavitsky’s research focus includes telecommunications policy and broadcast journalism, and he is currently working on a book that deals with the state of U.S. radio after the Telecommunications Act of 1996. — Ryan Knutson 11026 Your thumb on the beat of culture, music and entertainment in Eugene. Thursday, April 6, 2006 The Storrow Band PULSE PICKS This week, Pulse staff picked their “Top 5 comedies to put a little SPRING in your step!” is the best of three The spontaneously formed trio from San Diego returns to Cozmic Pizza to perform Wednesday BY AMY LICHTY PULSE EDITOR It’s toured all over the West Coast, performing in big cities such as San Diego, Calif., and Seattle, Wash., and just about everywhere in between, including a stop here in Eugene about a month and a half ago. But The Storrow Band, composed of Martin Storrow, Jeff Riddle and Ian Mac Manus, is making a special second stop just for Eugeneans Wednesday at Cozmic Pizza. The Storrow Band formed in San Diego, where the three musicians were attending college. While Storrow was on a mission to make a solo career for himself, he recruited the talents of Riddle and Mac Manus to help him out in the studio. There, they found something they hadn’t quite expected: the formation of a fantastic new band. The three enjoyed playing together so much that Storrow decided to pursue the sound the three had created. Since that fateful day, The Storrow Band has put out a self-titled debut album and embarked on a tour that allowed the group to meet all kinds of new people. It’s one of the many things the members enjoy about being in a band: sticking around after concerts to meet their eclectic fans. “That’s something we always make time for, no matter how big or small a show,” Storrow said. “That was the thing I loved about going to concerts growing up — the bands that would stick around, sign your album and talk to you, inspire you. That’s always something that we like to do, and it’s really important to us that we do it.” Meeting the band isn’t the only thing concert-goers can expect from The Storrow Band’s performance, however. “We’re definitely ready to show the audience a really good time. We’re ready to give them a show that will blow them away — and that’s a guarantee,” Storrow said. “The audience can expect music that is very genuine; they can expect to see a lot of our personality. But I think the most important thing that you can expect from our show is not just to be blown away, AMY LICHTY PULSE EDITOR 1: “Dumb & Dumber” 2: “Joe Dirt” 3: “Spaceballs” 4: “When Harry Met Sally...” 5: “The Royal Tenenbaums” TREVOR DAVIS PULSE REPORTER 1: “The 40-Year -Old Virgin” 2: “Shrek” 3: “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” 4: “Wedding Crashers” 5: “Clerks.” COURTESY THE STORROW BAND, page 12 In my opinion AMY LICHTY POP ROCKS Travel by chance with a free giveaway contest We’ve all seen them: “Enter to win a trip to (fill in the blank)!” or “Enter here to win a basket of lovely prizes!” But who really wins those things? Not that I haven’t tried to win one of those fabulous prizes myself — ever since I turned 18, I’ve entered those silly contests online sponsored by my favorite magazines or Web sites. Hell, all I have to do is give them my name and current address and I’ve got a chance of winning. Someone has to win — why not me? But all I’d ever won was a sample size of Neutrogena face wash and a tiny bag of Jelly Bellys. Well, that was until January. “JANE MAGAZINE CONTEST WINNER!!!!!” screamed the subject of one of my e-mails. Anxiously, I opened it, concerned it would read: LICHTY, page 11 Tre Hardson,“Slimkid 3’s Cafe”: Tre Hardson should put the following on the cover of “Slimkid 3’s Cafe”: “Warning, listening to certain songs on this album may lead to spontaneous make-out sessions.” If the songs don’t cause listeners to embrace with amorous frenzy, they might generate on-the-spot dance-offs or uninhibited duets as listeners belt out the snappy lyrics along with Hardson’s smooth raps or his array of sultry back-up singers. Such is the beauty of “Slimkid 3’s Cafe”: It’s got something for everyone. When Hardson released his first independent record “Liberation” after years of commercial success as a member of the ’90s mega-hit group The Pharcyde, he was going for deep and spiritual. This time around, it’s all about fun. As an independent artist, Hardson has the freedom to take the pre-packaged hip-hop shoved down mass culture’s throat, unwrap it and redistribute it as he pleases. He’s ditched sampling for a nine-piece band and writes the songs he wants, the songs that mean something to him. While the tracks on “Cafe” range from hip-hop and soul to jam band and rock, for the most part they fit together as a cohesive unit. It’s all Tre Hardson, unfiltered. Hardson is at his soulful best on “When You Love Someone” and “Champagne Wishes,” but the infectious beats and well-crafted rhymes of songs such as “Stepping Stones” give proof that “Slimkid 3’s Cafe” is another stop on Hardson’s path to reinventing himself as an artist free from the clutches of corporate music. The album has rhythm and soul; it’s everything hip-hop should be. —Matt Tiffany LINDA GAMPERT PULSE REPORTER 1: “Empire Records” 2: “High Fidelity” 3: “Zoolander” 4: “Office Space” 5: “Clueless” SARAH DAVIS PULSE DESIGNER 1: “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” 2: “American Pie” 3: “Meet the Parents” 4: “Legally Blonde” 5: “50 First Dates” INSIDE PULSE 7 ‘The Glass Castle’ is a memoir about striving through adversity MATT TIFFANY COPY CHIEF 8 Tre Hardson dedicates himself to new music and young talent 10 James Gunn’s ‘Slither’ satirizes typical horror film storylines 1: “The Big Lebowski” 2: “Caddyshack” 3: “Meet the Parents” 4: “So I Married an Axe Murderer” 5: “Best in Show” 6 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006 Annual sale raises funds for Eugene Public Library The event features CDs, DVDs, records and videos in addition to ‘like-new’ copies of best-selling books BY LINDA GAMPERT PULSE REPORTER Book lovers can look forward to this weekend, when the 28th Annual Friends of Eugene Public Library Book Sale takes place at the Lane County Fairgrounds Performance Hall. This year the sale will be held Saturday from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and Sunday from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. The sale will feature about 60,000 new and used books and will raise money for the Eugene Public Library. The sale’s books include those for every taste, and many will cost $1. Highlights include best sellers in “likenew condition” as well as rare and specialty items, boxes of children’s and teen books and an “Oregon” section, which is new this year, according to the Eugene Public Library Web site. If books aren’t enough of a motivation to attend this weekend, look forward to an abundance of CDs, DVDs, videos, audio books, records, sheet music and cassettes. “I’m astonished at the number of boxes and boxes of CDs and DVDs and recorded books — you know, books on tapes and books on CDs — boxes and boxes of sheet music, just all kinds of stuff,” book sale organizer Carol Hildebrand said about this year’s selection. The annual book sale is sponsored by Friends of Eugene Public Library, a non-profit organization that provides countless hours of sorting, pricing and storing items until the sale rolls around in April. Almost 90 percent of all donations the organization receives are from the Eugene community. “Our purpose is to support Eugene Public Library. The money the book sale has provided from the last few years have been used to pay for programs at the library,” Hildebrand said about the Friends of Eugene Public Library. Programs that receive funds from the sale include a children’s story time, puppet shows and bilingual programs. This year the book sale will be moved from the Wheeler Pavilion to the Performance Hall, which is twice the size of the previous venue. This will allow more room for tables, more books and adds comfort to browsing visitors, Hildebrand said. Items will be categorized by category, making it easy for visitors to find what they want. She encourages the college crowd to check out the sale, not only to find some great reads for their enjoyment but also for recent computer books and software, CDs and DVDs. “If you’re looking for beach books for the summer this is the place to come,” Hildebrand added. Last year more than 300 volunteers helped with the book sale and raised $75,000 to “support and enhance Eugene Public Library programs and services, especially programs for children and families,” according to the Eugene Public Library Web site. The annual book sale is a yearlong process that begins with the public donating books. Friends of the Eugene Public Library volunteers sort the books and store them until April. The book sale expects about 2,000 people on Saturday and Sunday, including dealers and collectors from out of state. Hildebrand said that by 9 a.m. there will be a huge line and that it’s best to show-up around 7:30 a.m. if you want to find something specific or avoid a mob. Hildebrand encourages people who miss the sale to visit the downtown Eugene Public Library’s used bookstore. No donations will be accepted at the book sale, but the downtown library always accepts donations. The drop-off site is located in the library’s parking garage. Admission and parking for the Friends of Eugene Public Library Book Sale are free. [email protected] classes are on campus. 2841 Willamette your u bb m m m uu ll ll ii gg aa nn s pp u your social life doesn’t have to be. Monday Nights buy a brew get a free slice of pizza 6-10 p.m. 484-1727 10063 25¢ pool. always. Thursday, April 6, 2006 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | 7 Book review One child’s life in poverty is the reality of ‘The Glass Castle’ Clever dialogue and sharp and touching humor make Jeannette Walls’ nonfiction memoir one to remember BY LINDA GAMPERT PULSE REPORTER Rarely does a book come along that can be finished in one night. “The Glass Castle” is one of these rare gems that keeps the reader awake and guessing into the late hours of the night. “I was sitting in a taxi, wondering if I had overdressed for the evening, when I looked out the window and saw Mom rooting through a Dumpster.” So begins Jeannette Walls’ haunting autobiography of her uncanny and often tragic childhood. The reader is immediately drawn into a world that both shocks and saddens through prose marked by witty humor and clever dialogue. Walls begins her journey by remembering when she was just 3 years old cooking a hot dog on her own. Her mother Rose Mary was too consumed with her latest painting to notice her daughter standing over a stove with a pot of boiling water. As she is cooking, Walls looks down to see flames creeping up her best pink dress. She is brought to the hospital in a neighbor’s car (her family did not own one at the time) and ends up with third-degree burns on her body. The nurse at the hospital asks why a 3-year-old was making herself hot dogs, and Walls responds “Mom says I’m mature for my age and she lets me cook for myself a lot.” Six weeks into her hospital stay, her father Rex comes and kidnaps her from the hospital to avoid paying the bill. “The Glass Castle” retells how Walls, her two sisters and her one brother moved around from Southwest desert towns to escape the constant threat of bill collectors. Her father was a smart man who taught his children about physics and geology, but had a “little bit of a drinking situation.” When he was sober, Rex was a kind and charming man who captured Walls’ young heart the way every good father should. But when he drank, Rex turned into a monster. Her eccentric mother Rose Mary believed in being self-sufficient and that cooking a meal that took too much time was a waste. A painting was a much more important thing to spend time on because a good one lasted a lifetime. The Walls children did not receive presents for Christmas, partly because they had no money for gifts and partly because her parents did not believe in buying useless junk. They often went to bed hungry and resorted to digging through COURTESY the garbage at school to find leftovers from their classmates. As they got older, some of the Walls children, including the author, faced sexual abuse from family members. Her mother asked her if she’s been hurt and Walls responded with a sheepish “No.” Rose Mary tells her daughter abuse is a matter of perception and that too many women make a big deal out of sexual assault anyway. The hardships that Walls and her siblings face as they grow up are at times unbelievable and repulsive. From resorting to eating butter for dinner, to living in a house with no running water, to cold winter nights huddled in a bed with all her siblings, to having to paint their legs with marker to cover holes in tattered pants, Walls keeps readers on their toes. Her natural gift for storytelling and her ability to keep any bitterness toward her parents from diluting the story is both refreshing and moving. “We were always supposed to pretend our life was one long and incredibly fun adventure,” Walls writes about her childhood. Author Walls may seem like a surprising candidate for such a heartbreaking and poverty-stricken childhood. She is a regular contributor for MSNBC.com as the gossip columnist, dishing out the latest juice on Britney Spears and Paris Hilton. Her childhood was a secret that only a few close friends knew about until she wrote the memoir. “I hadn’t told people about my past; when people asked, I’d demur or lie a little bit,” Walls admitted in an interview posted on one New York Web site, the Gothamist. “Some people think my parents are absolute monsters and should’ve had their children taken away from them. Some think they were these great free-spirited creatures who had a lot of wisdom that a lot of parents today don’t.” Walls debated about writing her memoir for almost 20 years while fear of failure kept her from completing it. She said that after writing the book, many people commented to her that aspects of their own childhood reminded them of her story and that she is not the only person with a weird family. “I hate this word ‘bonding,’ but it is bonding — like oh my god, we’re all freaks,” Walls said in the interview. “The Glass Castle” made the New York Times list of 100 notable books in 2005 and received encouraging reviews. Publishers Weekly also listed it as a “most memorable memoir.” “I’ve never really felt bitter. I’m a really lucky person. I’ve got a great job, I’ve got a wonderful husband, I’ve got a great life,” Walls said about her ability to overcome her past and make the most of what little she had been given. “I’m not going to say I don’t have any scars from the whole thing, both figuratively and literally.” Forget James Frey’s controversial “A Million Little Pieces” and read this extremely moving memoir of loss and redemption. [email protected] 8 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006 Welcome back students! Tre Hardson’s hip-hop traverses genre borders The rapper performs this Saturday to promote his second full-length solo album, ‘SlimKid3’s Cafe’ BY AARON BURKHALTER FREELANCE REPORTER 10353 342.4141 • 174 E. Broadway ambrosiarestaurant.com Music by Americanistan in April Check out our website for specials and events. www.iraila.com Iraila Mediterranean Rustica Open until 11 p.m. on Fridays 11119 2435 Hilyard • 684-8400 • www.iraila.com SERVICE DIRECTORYevery Monday in the Emerald classifieds. Tre Hardson, once known as SlimKid3 of the seminal ‘90s hip-hop act The Pharcyde, wears many hats. Since he embarked on a solo career, Hardson has emceed, acted and become a teacher and counselor to young musicians, all while filling the shoes of a businessman and promoter for his musical ambitions. Hardson continually carves notch after notch into his career belt, from films to albums. He recently finished off his second solo record, “SlimKid3’s Cafe,” out this week, and has started touring with Arrested Development’s MC Speech, which will make an appearance in Eugene at Latitude 21 Saturday evening. Hardson is first and foremost an artist. From a young age he conjured up beats and melodies almost subconsciously. “Ever since I was in junior high school, I couldn’t concentrate in class because I always had music in my head,” Hardson said. The music nags at him constantly, Hardson said, forcing him to stop what he’s doing and write. “They haunt me until they come out,” Hardson said. “I really get restless and can’t sleep until I do what I’m told musically or lyrically.” What seems like a dream come true to some musicians burdens Hardson. “It sucks actually,” Hardson said. “But I appreciate what comes out, because it’s really beautiful stuff.” That creative energy helps Hardson build an extensive library of music that fueled “SlimKid3’s Cafe,” the follow up to “Liberation.” Before he left The Pharcyde, Hardson picked up a few instruments and started learning how to play. That work shows on “Liberation” and “SlimKid3’s Cafe,” each of which cross many musical genres and move away from the two-turntables-and-a-microphone conventions of most hip-hop. Hardson works with a wide group of musicians, replacing the electronic with real present and physical talent. The music bears elements of hip-hop, soul, funk, rock and much more. Midway through his most recent album, Hardson takes a moment to list the important influences that have brought him to this album. Hardson gives shout outs to Jimi Hendrix, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder and Prince along with De La Soul, Tribe Called Quest, KRS-1 and his own group The Pharcyde. Put all that music together and you’re close to what Hardson’s music sounds like. The newest album continues with the same live musicianship, but has loosened itself lyrically. “Liberation” represented the spiritual and political thoughts of Hardson, which he admits may have been a little “preachy.” With “SlimKid3’s Cafe,” Hardson hopes to create a happier atmosphere. “Some people just want to hear a simple song,” Hardson said. “I just wanted to shake all of that heaviness off of this record, and maybe even the next record.” MATT TIFFANY | COPY CHIEF The new album gets a running start on this goal, opening with the track “Ice Cream Dreams” in which Hardson rhymes about cold sweets in the same way an addict talks about a hit. The rest of the album slides along, soulful and laid back, recounting stories of love and passion. As this album hits stores Hardson keeps busy touring and promoting, wearing the various artist and business hats he owns. It’s a far cry from his days with The Pharcyde. Dropping the hit singles “Passin’ Me By” and “Ya Mama” Hardson had the luxury of focusing on his craft, leaving the business of promoting gold album “Bizarre Ride II” to Delicious Vinyl Records. “To be pampered is great.” Hardson said. “Everyone likes having a village to take care of them.” Hardson imagines a list of things he could accomplish artistically if he had the financial backing and the work force of a larger label, rather than running his business himself. “Being independent is really difficult,” Hardson said. “You need all sorts of funding to make it happen properly.” Although he gets some help from musicians, businesses associates and even his girlfriend, Martha Calhoon who attends the University, Hardson helms his own ship, trying to balance the life and mindset of an artist with that of a promoter and accountant. “It’s a business,” Hardson said. “So all my insecurities and personal stuff, I have to put it aside to do business.” Hardson succeeds at this by hiring the best and placing them in the best position. “It’s like a vehicle. There’s a tire, a trunk and an engine,” Hardson said. “It’s like, be the best tire you can be in your system, and don’t try to be the muffler.” But Hardson drives the vehicle, purchasing visibility at record stores,pitching his albums to radio stations and taking time to talk with interviewers. But despite the troubles of a selfpromoted career, Hardson has the advantage of being his own boss. He answers to himself, rather than a record industry that is more interested in numbers than in creating great art. Hardson says that when record execs are looking for that “single” they don’t mean just a great track. “They mean ‘singles’ as in, how can we make this more attractive?” Hardson said. “How can we make it more sparkly, more marketable for people to buy it?” Hardson feels that the record industry creates singles with guest appearances from popular emcees like 50 Cent or Dr. Dre, regardless of whether the end result is good music. “If I’m toothpaste, and that’s cereal, we don’t go together,” Hardson said, indicating that his music is different from the typical top-40. Hardson uses his decade-plus of experience to educate younger performers at the Musician’s Institute in Los Angeles. The Musician’s Institute puts experienced performers and producers in a classroom with young hopefuls and educates the craft of contemporary music. Hardson teaches classes in performance and production, but also works as a counselor and guide for talented musicians, helping them to the next step. “Kids come in and play their music,” Hardson said. “I can hear their whole life. I’ll know exactly what they’re going through in their lives, what their blockage is.” Hardson benefits from the classes as well, having access to new talent, which often appears on his records and tours. Ann Chung, a student Hardson met through the Musician’s Institute, appears on his newest album. “I’ll take some students on the road just to know how it is to starve to death,” Hardson said. Hardson tries to introduce students to what it’s like living off of music and helps them jump to the next level of their career. “Students need places to go,” Hardson said. “I want to take kids to the next level. I don’t want them to feel lost.” He’s passing on the focus and direction that he has now. Cranking out a new album, and heading off on a tour, Hardson already has plans for the next step. After this tour, he’ll go on another one; he’s gearing up for new albums, drawing from his extensive library of unreleased music and eventually hoping to record a live album. While running the business side of things as well, Hardson walks a fine line between independent artist and promoter. Thursday, April 6, 2006 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | 9 Duds give way to BLOCKBUSTERS Movies set for release this spring include the expected hit ‘The Da Vinci Code’ BY TREVOR DAVIS PULSE REPORTER If spring break wasn’t lengthy enough, plenty of good and not-sogood movies will be released during spring term to further escape from textbooks. But moviegoers might want to save their box office money as May brings movies that are sure to become blockbusters. Until then, other movies are available to hold students over. This weekend brings a star-studded cast in “Lucky Number Slevin” with Josh Hartnett, Lucy Liu, Ben Kingsley, Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman. The thriller plots Slevin (Hartnett) trying to defend himself against New York City’s rival crime bosses. If “Slevin” is trying to be too cool, try “The Benchwarmers,” also to be released April 7. Jon Heder will trade his moon boots for a baseball mitt as the Napoleon Dynamite star and his nerdy friends, played by David Spade and Rob Schneider, compete in a baseball league. Hollywood releases “Scary Movie 4” on April 14, knocking off scary movies such as “The Village” and “Saw” for the sake of laughter. Filmmakers David Zucker and Bob Weiss promise to poke fun at music, current events, celebrities and pop culture as a group of friends tries to save the world from alien invasion. Need something more serious? Based on the novel by Gerald Petievich, “The Sentinel” is about a Secret Service agent trying to prove COURTESY “The Benchwarmers” casts Jon Heder of “Napolean Dynamite,” Rob Scheider and David Spade in this comedy about a three-man baseball league. his innocence after he is wrongly accused of plotting an assassination against the president. The thriller will be released April 21. Another adaptation to be released is “Silent Hill” in which a woman collides with strange beings in another dimension as she searches for her daughter. The horror movie hits theaters April 21. “United 93” tells the story of the takeoff and hijacking of United Airlines Flight 93 during the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. When the passengers discover hijackers are steering the plane toward Washington, D.C., they take action. The movie opens April 28, a date that also brings “R.V.” In “R.V.,” Robin Williams — venturing far from his superb performance in “Good Morning, Vietnam” — stars in the movie in which a family treks across the country in an RV. Does “Johnson Family Vacation” ring a bell? Tom Cruise will go from jumping on Oprah’s couch to starring once again as Ethan Hunt in “Mission: Impossible III,” six years after the second installment hit theaters. Little is known about the plot, but Greg Dean Schmitz, creator of “Greg’s Previews” hosted by Yahoo! Movies, predicts “it will feature at least one scene each of Ethan Hunt ripping a mask off his face and dangling precipitously from a very high altitude.” “M:I:III” opens May 5. On May 19, “Over the Hedge” and “The Da Vinci Code” will compete head-to-head at the box office. “Da Vinci,” based on Dan Brown’s popular novel, will star Tom Hanks as Dr. Robert Langdon. Willis will return to theaters in May, but this time as a voice in the animation “Over the Hedge,” based on a newspaper comic strip in which a raccoon and his animal friends try to coexist with humans. Memorial Day weekend brings “X-Men: The Last Stand,” the third installment in the X-Men movie series, based on the Marvel Comics strip, set to open May 26. [email protected] Spring Late Night series begins Bijou Art Cinemas brings 3-D, filmed live concerts and ‘Hippies,’ a local movie about saving the world BY TREVOR DAVIS PULSE REPORTER Bijou Art Cinemas has concocted a successful recipe for its late-night series: music, 3-D and animated films. Music films planned for the spring series, which starts this weekend, include 1980s rock, modern rock, women in rock, classic rock and reggae. The series will continue during spring term on Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights. Upcoming Movies “The Cars Live” (April 7, 8, 9) — Members of The Cars display their skills during the band’s only European tour on this 11-track movie. The 1979 German tour shows why the Boston quintet was a superb live band able to release hit singles. “Godsmack: Changes” (April 14, 15, 16) — “Changes” portrays the life of a modern rock band on tour and shows 13 live performances. The film was shot during Godsmack’s “Faceless” tour in 2003 and 2004. “Hippies” (April 21, 22, 23) — “Hippies” is a local movie about five friends who try to save the world. It takes place in Berkeley, Calif., and Eugene. “Lilith Fair: A Celebration of Women in Music” (April 28, 29, 39)— The movie consists of performances, interviews, and backstage footage by the likes of Lilith founder Sarah McLachlan, the Indigo Girls, Sheryl Crow, Jewel and others during the 1997 all-female music tour. “Pink Floyd: Live at Pompeii (Director’s Cut)” (May 5, 6, 7) — Filmed at a Pompeii theater in 1971, the film features the band playing live. It also features Pink Floyd recording “Dark Side of the Moon” and includes interviews with the band. “Spike and Mike’s Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation” (May 12, 13, 14) — The movie displays the festival’s influence on modern animation with its hand-drawn, elaborate computer-generated productions. “The Creature From the Black Lagoon” (May 19, 20, 21) — In this 3-D film, a group of scientists and explorers arrive at the Black Lagoon while searching for fossils. According to the Bijou movie calendar, the movie displays fabulous underwater photography. “Rockers” (May 26, 27, 28) — The reggae film is a “Robin Hood”-style story of oppressed Jamaican musicians getting even with people in the music business. The cast includes Leroy Horsemouth and Jacob Miller. Admission to the late night series is $4. A full schedule is available at no cost in the Bijou lobby or online at www.bijou-cinemas.com. The theater is located at 492 E. 13th Ave. in Eugene. [email protected] The independent campus newspaper for the University of Oregon. 10 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006 Movie review Spoof-horror flick ‘Slither’ charms with clichéd plot lines James Gunn’s film demonstrates a love for the horror genre by adding cheeky flair to predictable characters BY MIKE DAVIDSON FREELANCE REPORTER Thus far, writer/ director James Gunn has not been a very good filmmaker. His résumé is dotted with admirable failures and downright pitiful monstrosities. “Dawn of the Dead” wasn’t a horrible flick, but that has a lot more to do with director Zack Snyder’s style rather than Gunn’s screenplay. Oh, and he didn’t just write the first “Scooby Doo.” He wrote both of them. Pause for effect... and moving on. However, given complete reigns over his own vision, Gunn has crafted an excellent piece of spoof-horror in “Slither.” Drawing on his status as a Troma Films veteran, he has put together a high-level, gross-out flick that is entirely watchable. The script is nothing new, but it hums along with such a twisted verve and love for the genre that viewers can’t help but have a hell of a time experiencing it. The best spoofs or satires are usually at least somewhat affectionate toward their target. “Slither” is one of those films. Gunn is a self-proclaimed horror nerd and “Slither” is dripping with fanboy love. It takes an overused premise, that of a small town in the United States being invaded by an outer space menace, couples it with a zombie flick and attempts to get the genre back on track from there. It’s able to exist as both a straight horror comedy and a satire on over-cinamatized, alien species. For the most part, it succeeds. One of the more interesting facets of “Slither” is that it actually makes zombies fun again for a brief moment. Zombies are the most overused horror villain in all of entertainment right now. The concept should have died for a while with the superlative “Shaun Of The Dead,” but apparently no one got that memo. “Slither” works inasmuch as it strips the concept bare and shows it can still be vital in limited use. Clichés fill every inch of cinematic space here, but that’s kind of its charm. There’s the small town sheriff, his dream girl (but she’s married to another man!), and a slick two-faced mayor. There’s even the town skank. Gunn’s got a lesbian sheriff’s deputy, though. At least that was new. These characters may be cookie-cutter, but they’re played with such a uniform excellence and tongue-in-cheek flair that it makes the viewer feel like he or she is taking part in something unique. Nathan Fillion as sheriff Bill Pardy, in particular, continues to be perfect in movies no one is watching. He’s quickly becoming the go-to guy when it comes to the rough around the edges antihero type, mostly because he gives the characters a more well-rounded feel just by virtue of his charm. Go watch him in “Serenity” right now if you only know him from “Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place” or not at all. He deserves far better than he’s received in his career so far. Elizabeth Banks (of “The- 40-YearOld Virgin” nymphomaniacal infamy) shows that she’s got a great deal of range, even affecting a decent southern accent to play Fillion’s romantic foil Starla Grant. She’s the reluctant good girl heroine in every horror movie you’ve ever seen, but in keeping with the apparent theme of the picture, she’s at least appealing enough to hold attention. She’s appropriately adorable when the script needs her to be and handles her short action sequences without skipping a beat. When she becomes a (blatantly telegraphed) alien-monster-fighting badass near the end of Act I, she effortlessly switches between farm girl innocence and a “Buffy The Vampire Slayer” gory vengeance. She’s a lot of fun to watch and provides some of the film’s best moments. As Gregg Henry’s pitch-perfect, slimy mayor Jack MacReady says as Banks impales a zombie, “the bitch is hard core.” “Slither” is retracing the long-trodden paths of creators like Dario Argento and early Peter Jackson. It’s one of those horror flicks where a youngish trailer park mother inexplicably sits around watching Troma movies. Gunn COURTESY seems to know exactly what he wanted from his little movie, and he nails it with expert timing and zeal. “Slither” is definitely worth the hour and a half it takes to get through it. The acting is excellent, the laughs come fast and the violence is brutal in its over-the-top buckets of blood mentality. It’s probably the most fun you can have in a theater right now. For all its clichés and faults, it’s actually one of the best movies of the young year. Just don’t expect to walk away with anything new. 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SO OPEN WIDE! 11111 GREAT HOT DOGS & EUROPEAN SAUSAGES! 17th & Pearl • 485-0700 Bring in this ad for $1 off any 2 dogs. Offer good until 4/30/06 DUSTIN REESE LAURA BETH BRANDT IN BRIEF Music school hosts concerts by vocalist and saxophonist The University will host a seasoned vocalist today and a contemporary saxophonist next week. After performing a recital at Carnegie Hall in New York City last month, soprano Louise Toppin will close out the University School of Music’s series that features musicians of color. Toppin plans to perform music by black composers such as Margaret Bonds, Robert Owens, Adolphus Hailstork, Undine Smith Moore and Jackie Hairston. Toppin has sung around the world in respected venues in New York City and in Washington, D.C. She will sing with violinist Fritz Gearhart and pianist David Riley at 8 p.m. School of Music saxophone professor Idit Shner, who is new to the University this year, will play contemporary music for saxophone at 8 p.m. on April 11. Shner also plays with a quartet in Eugene and in Portland as a jazz saxophonist. Tickets for both shows are available for $9 for general admission and $5 for students and senior citizens. The School of Music, at 961 E. 18th Ave., will host the concerts at Beall Concert Hall. For more information, those interested can visit www.music.uoregon.edu or call (541) 346-5678. —Trevor Davis Lichty: Be a tourist in New York City Continued from page 5 “Just kidding! But do you have problems with your penis? Here’s a pill to help!” Instead, it said: “Amy, it’s your lucky day! Remember the contest you entered on www.janemag.com? Well, you’ve won a trip to New York City and a professional photo shoot with a rock-and-roll photographer!” No, I thought. I remember no such contest. I was a little excited, but all I could smell was bullshit. So I wrote back. “What kind of sick joke is this? Why would you be so cruel?” But then I got the reply. “No, Amy, this is serious.” And that’s how I became one of those people who really wins those things. I couldn’t believe that it was happening to me. I told only a select few people — after all, what if it turned out to be a trick? What if I went to the Portland airport and people were waiting with signs saying, “You got Punk’d, even though you’re not a celebrity! You’re such a fool!” Even after I signed contracts, even after my picture appeared on the “Winners!” page of janemag.com, even after I got on the plane and was well on my way to the biggest city in the United States of America, I couldn’t believe it. Come on, would you? I got to spend four fabulous days of my spring break in the most cultured city in America, all for free. I even got to bring my boyfriend Chris with me. We were put up in the posh SoHo Grand Hotel, smack dab in the middle of the shopping mecca of the city. 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It’s like, we want to leave the audience with a great show, but at the end of the day we also want to meet you and know who you are, get to know you as a fan and make friends.” While old friends return for shows, The Storrow Band loves seeing new faces in the crowd. What’s even better is that the audience isn’t just one sort of person. A wide variety of people find something enjoyable in the music The Storrow Band produces. “We play to a big range of people, but that’s something that we’ve been grappling with,” Storrow said. We’ve been trying to figure out what our demographic is because we’re trying to market ourselves to certain groups of people. But really, with this type of music we’re fortunate in the sense that we get college students and high school students who really latch on, and then people our parents’ age find something they enjoy in it, too.” But Storrow isn’t ready to put a label on the type of music the band plays. “The best way to know what we’re about is just to come to the show, because that’s where we really shine,” he said. “The music has all different influences in it and it shines in different ways for different people. That’s what I like about it.” for its third show in Eugene and looks forward to seeing new faces in the crowd. “We love Eugene. The University’s got such a beautiful campus,” Storrow said. “We’re very thankful for the opportunity to come back. We are really looking forward to this show.” The Storrow Band will be at Cozmic Pizza, 199 W. Eighth St. in downtown Eugene. The all-ages show begins at 8:30 p.m. and costs $5. For more information on The Storrow Band, visit www.thestorrowband.com or www.myspace.com/thestorrowband. [email protected] The Storrow Band is excited . . . great events UO Cultural Forum your campus connection to music, film, speakers, visual arts, contemporary issues, and performing arts events A special FREE advance screening of American Dreamz Tuesday, April 11 @ 8 p.m. Imagine a country where more people vote for a pop idol than their next president. More at www.americandreamzmovie.com. Free tickets available at Cultural Forum. Limited seats: First come, first served. Pacific Northwest Art Annual Juried Art Competition Thursday, April 13 @ 6 p.m. Opening Reception Adell McMillan Gallery — FREE Anthony Weir, Churchmen, 2005 winner The Books Featuring P:ano Wednesday, April 19 @ 9 p.m. WOW Hall 11056 Advance tickets: $12/student, $14 general Tickets at door/day of: $15 all Experimental blend of electronic sound creation and folk sensibilities. More info at www.thebooksmusic.com COURTESY Sports In my opinion Thursday, April 6, 2006 “This is not a case of a pampered athlete. He took it like any citizen in this situation. He didn’t whimper, he didn’t cry, he didn’t beg.” Attorney Peter Hobson on client and former MLB pitcher Dwight Gooden, who was sentenced to one year and a day in prison for a probation violation. Club baseball Ducks breeze through early season Overconfidence may have cost Oregon in its loss to Western Washington, coordinator says JEFFREY DRANSFELDT THREE TO WIN Post-season showdown showcases media talent No more interview requests, stat sheets and late night deadlines. College basketball season is over after Florida’s win in the national championship game against UCLA Monday. Time has come for some real basketball. I’m talking about the annual collision between the Emerald sports staff and the Athletics Department’s Media Services division. The contest, held within the confines of McArthur Court, awaits a day and time. To the game’s winner, provided anyone’s still breathing at its conclusion, go the bragging rights. Remember now, these rights are important, as we sports writers work with Media Services on a daily basis. The Emerald’s rag-tag group of sports journalists showcases the soft shooting touches of Luke Andrews, Shawn Miller and yours truly. It also features the inside muscle of Scott Adams and Spencer Crum. Gone is the height and bulk of former sports staff members Clayton Jones and Jon Roetman. Four months of college basketball has created toned, fit basketball players on a diet of pizza, leftover hot dogs and pretzels, and Quiznos, courtesy of covering men’s and women’s home games. I’ve learned from playing basketball for 12 years that jump shots come and go. Weight is gained. Interest wanes. Basic understanding of the game, though, never seems to go away. Finding misplaced basketball skills is another matter. Our practices have been rigorous, consisting of scrimmages at the Student Recreation Center. Half all-out effort and half the time spent walking up the court, I’ll admit the competition’s not the level of New York’s famed Rucker Park, but it’s where media-game champions are made. When we started practicing in March, it marked the first time in seven months I touched a basketball. The last I played competitively was in a men’s basketball league in my hometown last summer. That memory brings me to this year’s matchup. The game, I’m told, is a full-court contest. Here are my wishes for this year’s game: Don’t cherry pick (yes, it’s true that a larger adult team can probably guard college students with four people and free up a player for the easy basket, but it’s lame), guard your beat writers (makes for ideal post-game trash talking when one or the other gets schooled), and watch the Emerald’s sweet jumpers fly. I predict that my post-game interview will go something like this: “When’s the last time you shot the ball like that?” I will ask myself, responding, “Last night. Of course, with the shooting skills of a 6-foot, 140-pound pasty white shooting guard, who wouldn’t expect eight three-pointers a night?” So now I say to Media Services that we’re ready. Are you? [email protected] BY JACOB MAY FREELANCE REPORTER The No. 4 Oregon Club baseball team is off to a blazing start this season, winning its first 10 games before losing this weekend to the rival Western Washington Vikings 1-0. Regardless of the loss to its most competitive league rival, the team is still confident in its ability to win anywhere and anytime. “We needed a loss to prove that we weren’t invincible,” coordinator Jeff Frank said. “So now we’re prepared to take on anybody.” The teams owes much of its success to starting pitchers Jay Tlougan, Bryan Hansen and Pepperdine transfer Peter Phillips. In two games, Tlougan took a no-hitter into the final inning but lost it before recording the final out. “Those guys are so good,” Frank said. “They’re 100 times better than anything I’ve ever been a part of. They know what they’re doing when they’re on the hill and it’s really fun to watch.” EMERALD The younger players on the team are con- Oregon pitcher Jay Tlougan has taken two no-hitters into the final inning this season. Oregon faces Lane tributing more so than in years past. Community College today at noon at Titan Field in Eugene. “Last year we had the young guys strugChock has been restricted to designated every game,” Frank said. “We’ve had a lot of gle,” Frank said. “We’d get out there and we wouldn’t know what we were doing. Our hitter as he recovers from offseason surgery, guys that have had big hits in the clutch.” In standout games, the Ducks were able to young guys this year have really stepped up but he continues to lead the team in several and are doing really well. Matt Zabriskie offensive categories. Though Chock can be come from behind against Southwestern stepped in at third base and filled in an All- considered Oregon’s most dangerous hitter, Oregon Community College. “They were really prepared to come and American’s shoes,” he said, referring to he is not heavily relied on to supply runs. “There’s always somebody that steps up Travis Chock. BASEBALL, page 14 Women’s lacrosse Spring break games test Ducks’ mettle Following two spring break games in New York and one in Vermont, the Ducks will face the league-leading Denver Pioneers at home BY KIM GAVIGLIO FREELANCE REPORTER ZAC GOODWIN | PHOTOGRAPHER Sophomore goalkeeper Allison O’Brien and the Ducks host Denver Friday at 7 p.m. O’Brien has a .444 saves percentage this season. While most students spent spring break relaxing and doing anything that didn’t involve thinking, the Oregon lacrosse team spent it working hard and winning games. The Ducks played four games over the week in New York, Vermont and at Papé Field, plus another the previous weekend in Hawaii. The Ducks advanced their overall record to 6-5 and 2-1 in the Mountain Pacific Sports Federation. The week before spring break, Oregon traveled to Honolulu to play No. 3 Johns Hopkins in the first-ever NCAA women’s lacrosse match in the Aloha State. The Ducks were able to score seven goals, but that wasn’t enough to defeat powerhouse Johns Hopkins, which scored 15 goals. “We’re going to continue to challenge ourselves by playing top opponents,” Oregon coach Jen Larsen said. “We are taking a lot away from these games and trying to show that we can play with top competition.” The following week Oregon returned to Papé Field to host the Ohio Bobcats, who came into the game 1-6 overall. The Ducks gained momentum early, thanks to Lindsay Killian’s goal six seconds into the match, and Oregon maintained focus until the end. Killian, a sophomore attacker, stood out as the leading scorer for the Ducks against Ohio with three goals. “We were confident coming into the game, having defeated them last year,” Killian said. “We wanted to get our momentum going into the three games next week (during spring break).” The Ducks headed east for the remainder of the week to face off against Marist College, Colgate University and University of Vermont. At Leonidoff Field in Poughkeepsie, N.Y., the Ducks defeated Marist 19-6. “I was pleased with the team in (Tuesday’s) effort. We played well in all phases of the game and had solid efforts in offense and defense as well as at the goalkeeping position,” Larsen said. Oregon continued its road trip to Hamilton, N.Y., with only a day to rest before taking on Colgate University. The Ducks fell behind 2-0 in the first six minutes and weren’t able to regain momentum or take the lead. Colgate defeated Oregon 15-7. One of Oregon’s top team scorers, redshirt freshman attacker Alison Leiner, was able to net one goal, scooped six ground balls and caused two turnovers against the Colgate defense. LACROSSE, page 14 14 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006 Baseball: Vikings win on walk-off home run Continued from page 13 just beat us pretty handily,” Frank said. “The first game they took the lead and we came back and got a big lead and kinda shocked them.” Oregon won the first game 9-4 and the second in extra innings with a score of 3-2. “Those wins are really impressive because it was a team we played really well and the guys that are normally there weren’t, so our young guys had to step up and our pitching did an amazing job at shutting down some really good bats,” Frank said. Despite the abundance of talented players, Frank said, the team can tend to lose focus during games and take for granted its superiority, which was the case during the second game against Western Washington. “Our enthusiasm wasn’t there,” Frank said. “We expected them to roll over and just beat them without mercy, but we played like we were ahead by ten runs when it was zero-zero.” Western Washington won with a walk-off home run with two outs in the bottom of the seventh inning. “We were like ‘Wow, we lost,’” Frank said. “We didn’t even understand the fact that we weren’t winning and we didn’t play with that concern. It was really all a mental thing. We should’ve shown up and beat them ten to nothing but we weren’t in it mentally.” Frank believes the team needs to continue to play to its ability and not remain so relaxed all the time when the team is in need of runs. “You want to stay relaxed, but then you step too far off the gas and you don’t score,” Frank said. “We don’t think anybody can play with us and when we play our game, nobody can.” Oregon is scheduled to face Lane Community College at Titan Field today at 1 p.m. Lacrosse: Pioneers undefeated in league play Continued from page 13 The last stop on Oregon’s East Coast road trip was Burlington, Vt., to face the University of Vermont on April 1. The Ducks recovered from the previous loss against Colgate and defeated Vermont 15-7. Eight different Oregon players scored for the team, marking the fifth time in a row that the Ducks have had at least six different scorers. On defense, Anna Poponyak, a redshirt freshman goalkeeper, made 16 saves for Oregon in the net. “We played a solid game and we were able to execute and take advantage of Vermont’s mistakes,” Larsen said in a University press release. “We played solidly on offense and we had a great, tenacious defense in the form of Anna Poponyak, who played a magnificent game in net for us.” Oregon returns to Papé Field to host the University of Denver Friday in an MPSF conference matchup. The game is scheduled to begin at 7 p.m. The Pioneers come into the game 3-0 in the MPSF and have an overall record of 9-2. Denver leads the MPSF, one game ahead of Oregon and No. 19 Stanford. The Pioneers will come to Eugene with a seven-game winning streak. They defeated Oregon 17-12 last season. WORK FOR THE EMERALD. All positions are paid. 346-5511 0 $1 zza $5.95 all you can eat student buffets 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday - Friday Pizza, soup, salad & soda. 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Will forfeit deposit. 503-318-1512 KWVA Eugene, 88.1 FM, the University of Oregon’s Campus Radio is hiring staff for the daily operation of the station including Assistant General Manager, Programming Director, Music Director, News Director, Marketing Director and others. Positions are open to anyone, but students are preferred. Students may be eligible for stipends. Applicants must be able to work during summer months and training begins May 1. Applications are available outside the ASUO Office, Suite 4 EMU. Applications must be submitted Attn: Charlotte Nisser, to the ASUO Office by noon on Friday, April 14th. For more information, contact Charlotte at 346-4091 or [email protected]. EO/AA/ADA Change the life of a child this summer. Counselors and lifeguards needed for summer camp near Portland. Call Michael (503) 231-9484 Instructors-General Recreation IMMEDIATE OPENING - Instructors needed to monitor, instruct and supervise elementary and/or middle school-age youth in the Willamalane/Springfield Public Schools SAFE Grant Program. $9.50/hr, negotiable. Hours will vary, less than 20 hrs/wk. Required applications are available online:www.willamalane.org or at the Willamalane Memorial Building Community Center, 765 A St., Springfield, OR. 97477. [Job Posting #0905-GRANTINST-General]. Drug-free workplace. EOE by Leigh Ruben Front Office Receptionist for local fitness equipment manufacturer. 20 hrs/wk to start, increasing to 30 hrs/wk in June. Hourly/Flexible. Position ends in the fall. Resumes: PO Box 1453 Eugene, OR. 97440 MUSICAL DIRECTOR Mad Ducklings Children's Theatre Mornings, June 18- Aug. 12. For information call by April 10: Joseph Gilg 346-4190, [email protected] CAMP COUNSELORS wanted for private Michigan boys/girls summer overnight camps. 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Call 683-4219 Quality 1 & 2 bedroom campus apartments. No pets. $495-$775. Office 1528 Ferry. 541-343-8545. Now leasing for spring! From $295/mo, utilities & net included. Close to campus, 485-8008. 245 ROOMMATES WANTED 1-roommate wanted for new 2-bedroom, 2-bath. $342.50/month. No utilities. 18th & Kincaid. 913-5673 225 QUADS 1 bedroom w/private bath. Lease ends in Aug. $400p/mo. Move in now. 541-556-2102 Quads close to campus, on-site laundry, month-to-month, all utilities paid. @295/mo, 1871 Harris Alley. www.campusquads.com 343-6000 230 ROOMS FOR RENT 24th and Willamette Eco-Friendly Creative Rooms; $320 and $360 Quiet street, Organic garden, 4340242 215 APARTMENTS FURNISHED 1-Roommate Wanted or 3 bdrm, 2 bath apartment. $400/mo. +some utilities. Includes free laundry, pool, hot tub, 24-hr fitness center. 541513-0326. APRIL RENT FREE! Room in awesome 4 bdrm. house near campus avail. now. 15th and Mill. $315/mo + utilities. Call Moriah 916-320-4034 260 ANNOUNCEMENTS Oregon Daily Emerald Classifieds Online www.dailyemerald.com CAREGIVERS NEEDED UO Students — Earn Money Caring for Children & Elders 2 brdm apts. Close to campus, garbage disposal, laundry on-site, parking available. Available soon. 4849922. 220 APARTMENTS UNFURNISHED 350 East 11th Ave. Studio apartment with extra storage. $435/mo. Call 683-4219. UO Work and Family Services is compiling the Caregiver Directory for University Faculty, Staff and Students who may need occasional, irregular or part-time care. Centre Court Village 1 & 2 Bedroom Units Patio’s • Dishwasher • Disposal Great floor plans. Pet Free & Smoke Free 741-4726 Sign up at: Human Resources 463 Oregon Hall Through April 21, 2006 ###################### www.dailyemerald.com ###################### 1923 Garden Ave. Small complex close to campus. $585/mo. Call 683-4219. 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Applicants must have a clean driving record and be available to work at night. Applications can be picked up in the ASUo office, EMU suite 4. Deadline to submit applications is Wednesday April 12, AA/EOE/ADA Immediate Openings! Program Leaders are needed for the Willamalane Schools Plus Grant Program to work with elementary school-aged youth. $8.65-$12.12/hr. 2:30-4:30p.m., Tue.-Thur. Additional hours may also be available. Required application packets are available online at www.willamalane.org or at the Willamalane Memorial Building Community Center, 765 A St, Springfield, OR 97477. Applications will be accepted until Friday, 4/28/06 at 5 p.m. [Job Posting #1005-GRANTPL] Drug-free workplace. EOE. WORK STUDY POSITION COMPUTER LAB ASSISTANT Alternative High School Supervise at-risk youth in a computer lab. Assist with Internet searches and writing assignments. Must be work study eligible. Shifts available: Mon 3-4, Tues 8:00-9:30, Wed 10-12 and /or 3-4. Conveniently located across from the U of O. Contact Cheryl-302-2554. The Looking Glass Riverfront School is operated in partnership with the Lane Workforce Partnership and local school districts. Summer job? Hiring full-time managers and painters. $8-$10 per/hr, + bonuses! 888-277-9787 or www.collegepro.com Are you organized? Do you manage your time well? Are you a night owl? University Housing is now accepting applications for Desk Assistants for the 2006-2007 academic year. Desk assistants provide helpful and friendly service to students living on campus. This position starts September 8, 2006 and ends June 16, 2007. Qualifications: 1) excellent people skills, ability to prioritize responsibilities, and follow direction; 2) team oriented; 3) ability to work all or part of late evening and night shifts; 4) maintain a 2.5 GPA; and be enrolled full time. Download an application at: http://housing.uoregon.edu/ABO/job s.html. Applications are also available at the University Hosing office (located in Walton Complex, near the corner of 15th Avenue and Agate Street) or at any Area Desk. Completed applications must be received by 5:00pm, Wednesday, April 26, 2006. For additional information, reply to 346-4281 or [email protected]. EO/AA/ADA institution committed to cultural diversity. Cooks wanted. McShane’s needs a weekend breakfast/lunch cook. Hours 9:30am- 6pm Sat & Sun. Must have valid FHC and 2 yrs exp. Bring resume to 86495 College View Rd. Next to Doyle’s Harley Davidson shop. Hourly plus. 16 | OREGON DAILY EMERALD | Thursday, April 6, 2006