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75¢ Vol. 145, Issue 58 business profiles Thursday, May 14, 2015 Fendon’s Furniture: Quality home furnishing John’s Muffler & A-1 Radiator: Auto care excellence Randy Fendon in Fendon’s Mattress Showroom with the BedMatch® Diagnostic System in the background. John Slee with his first portable truck in 1971. John retired from day-to-day operations on March 1, leasing out his business to Jon Torres. Photo submitted Photo submitted Register Staff S ay “Fendon’s” and Eastern Sierra residents and visitors immediately think of quality furniture and mattress sets; the largest and oldest furniture and mattress store in Inyo and Mono counties; blue-chip reupholstery and restoration work and excellent customer service. The name probably also brings to mind the trademark crooning of co-owner Jerry Fendon … but that’s a story for another time. With his wife, Shirley, Jerry built up one of the premier furniture stores in the West, selling new furniture and mattresses and providing reupholstery, wood refinishing and furniture repair. Fendon’s Furniture, Mattress & Reupholstery, Co. is located at 175 E. Pine St., behind the former location of Shirley’s parents’ famous Kittie Lee Inn and Copper Kettle coffee shop. It was here, in downtown Bishop in 1949, that Jerry met his future wife while he made one of his usual trips through the Eastern Sierra picking up reupholstery jobs. He would visit communities from Lone Pine to Lee Vining and return every two weeks with expertly reupholstered chairs and rebuilt mattress sets, mak- ing many friends throughout Inyo and Mono counties. Before long, Shirley was joining Jerry on his trips throughout the area, and the two eventually set up shop where the store is currently located. Together they built a strong customer base in Lee Vining, June Lake, Mammoth, Bishop, Big Pine, Independence and Lone Pine – so much so that Jerry began adding new mattress sets and new furniture to Fendon’s growing line of products and services. The couple expanded their base of operations throughout the 1960s, ’70s and ’80s, growing the building from its original 800 square feet to its current 13,000. They built an additional 4,800-square-foot warehouse in 2007. Today, the couple employs a staff of 12, including friendly, knowledgeable salespeople, professional, prompt delivery men and talented, experienced craftspeople. Their son, Randy, runs the retail furniture and mattress side of the business, consistently finding innovative, popular and new products so that Fendon’s customers can get added value and enjoyment out of their homes. Fendon’s has the largest furniture and mattress showroom in the Eastern Sierra, filled with home furnishings by Ashley®, La-ZBoy®, Broyhill® and Lane® and a large selection of mattresses in various sizes. Fendon’s is the exclusive dealer in Inyo and Mono counties for TempurPedic®, Simmons Beautyrest® and Kingsdown® mattress sets. Fendon’s has just brought in the new BedMatch® mattress fitting diagnostic system to help their customers find the perfect bed for them. Fendon’s also continues a fine tradition of craftsmanship doing furniture reupholstery, refinishing and repair. While the business and its inventory has grown many times over the years since 1949, the Fendon’s say one thing will never change: their dedication to their customers. “We strive for 100 percent customer satisfaction. We sell quality products and stand behind them,” Randy said. “We run an honest business built on principle, integrity and fairness.” Fendon’s Furniture is open 8:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. on Saturday, and by appointment only on Sunday. For more information, call (760) 873-4698 or visit them online at www. FendonsFurniture.com. Register Staff A trusted member of the local automotive community, John’s Muffler and A-1 Radiator Auto Center has been providing quality workmanship to residents and visitors of the Eastern Sierra for more than 30 years. Located at 2234 N. Sierra Hwy., John’s Muffler is known for providing and specializing in top-notch automotive repairs, custom exhaust, mufflers, radiator installation and repair, drivelines and trailer hitches. Owners John and Cindy Slee retired from day-to-day operations on March 1, leasing out their business to Jon Torres of A&L Tire. Torres was the Slees’ mechanic for the past seven years, and John is confident in both his skills and management ability, having trained and mentored Torres every day. “He is young and ambitious and I hope he can carry the quality I have stressed for the past 44 years,” John said. “He will try to do to the best he can to carry on my business.” John himself was young and ambitious when he graduated with an AA degree as a certified welder from Pierce College in 1971. He immediately started work as a portable welder, earning the respect of his customers and peers from the beginning. Forty-four years later, John can say he has never had a complaint or claim filed against him, nor has his business committed any breech of law, rule or regulation, however minor. He’s not even had any comebacks as a member of the Bureau of Automotive Repair. That’s the kind of superior workmanship and service that the Slees said customers can expect at John’s Muffler and A-1 Radiator Auto Center. John got started in the muffler business 35 years ago, after he and Cindy had already married and started their family. John married Cindy in 1978 and adopted her son, Patrick, who now lives in Bishop and works for his mother as a mechanic for the Bishop Unified School District. A year later they had John, who now lives in Carlsbad with wife Shirley and children John Jr., Sage, Sadie and Chloe. By 1980, John decided to open his own muffler shop and rented a bay from Rudy Hindelang. In 1981, daughter Kim was born. Today she lives in Bakersfield with husband David Ward and stepson Thomas. As the family grew, so did the business. John purchased a radiator shop and got into trailer hitches, drivelines and automotive repairs. In early 2000, he bought the entire shop and continued with his muffler business. According to John and Cindy, there are many to thank for their success over the years. “Cindy and I would like to thank all our customers, friends and family for all the support they brought to the business,” John said. “Without their support and trust in our craftsmanship and our loyalty from our customers, we would not have made it the past 44 years.” The Slees also expressed gratitude to Mike Higginbotham and his parents. They also said that they would like to thank the late Bob Tormohlen and Bruce Bell, who was always there for John. Thanks are also in order for Eastern Sierra Motors, Perry Motors, Bishop Welding, Bishop Forest Service, Steve’s Auto Parts, O’Reilly Auto Parts, Brown’s Supply, UPS, A&L Tire and many more. The Slees also expressed gratitude to their customers for their support and said they are looking forward to continuing to offer great service in the community. The Inyo Register BUSINESS PROFILES-2 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 Wild Iris: Serving a community in need IMAH Thrift Store: Now with ‘Upcycled’ items Nancy Martinez, Maria Chavez, Misty Clark, Lily Fregoso, Susi Baines, Sandra Facincani, Ginnie Bird, Mary Worley, Tisha McKellips, Lisa Reel and Kristen Walker (l-r) – a few of the many dedicated empolyees at Wild Iris. Tania Ramos, Misty Andreas, Sarah Raley and Joseph McQueen (l-r) – the “Upcycling” team from IMAH. IMAH’s Sierra Thrift Mall is located at 371 S. Warren St. in Bishop. Donations of new paint, paint brushes, sand paper and other craft items are much appreciated. Photo by Veronica Lee Photo by Veronica Lee Register Staff W ild Iris Family Counseling and Crisis Center, located at 150 N. Main St. in Bishop, is a behind-thescenes agency designed to help some of the most vulnerable residents in the county. According to Executive Director Lisa Reel, Wild Iris’ mission is to help victims of domestic violence, sexual assault and child abuse, raise awareness and prevention. “Our vision is for non-violent relationships based on dignity, respect, compassion and equality,” Reel said. While many in Inyo County believe that our small, close-knit communities mean that domestic violence isn’t a local problem, Wild Iris works each year to dispel that rumor and call attention to the fact that domestic violence, child abuse and sexual assault are a local concern. Reel said that from March 2014 to March 2015, Wild Iris has handled 429 cases of domestic violence. Thirtynine of those cases involved children, and 25 involved men. Another important service Wild Iris provides is emergency safe haven for victims of domestic violence who need to get out of a bad situation, but have no place else to go. Of the 429 cases the agency has handled in the past year, 47 victims and their children were provided emergency shelter. In an effort to ensure that help is available 24 hours a day and seven days a week, Wild Iris maintains a crisis hotline that received more than 4,458 calls in the last year. The agency also served 126 victims of sexual assault in the past year. Of those cases, 25 involved children and seven of the victims were men. When a victim contacts Wild Iris, there are several programs the agency provides to help, including peer crisis counseling, accompaniment with personal, legal, social and medical services so the victim feels safe, support groups for both teens and adults and assistance with restraining orders. The agency also assists with emergency food and clothing and can provide referrals for other services. Wild Iris provided more than $25,000 in emergency financial assistance to clients in the past year, Wild Iris Director of Programs Susi Bains said. Financial assistance the agency provides includes rental assistance, help with utilities, food, clothing and assisting clients in fleeing the area due to safety concerns. Wild Iris also has trained staff to supervise visitation between parents and children that provides low-cost supervised visitation by professionally trained monitors. Last year, Wild Iris brought this training to Mono County where eight people were trained to monitor parents that have been court-ordered to have their visitation with their children supervised. Wild Iris also kicked off a new, Transitional Housing program this past January. This 18-month program provides victims of domestic violence and sexual assault with basic necessities such as food, toiletries and housing. “Transitional Housing residents have access to a wide variety of services including case management, life skills education and counseling, all in an effort to assist them with regaining their independence and learning how to live a life free from violence,” Bains said. Another program Wild Iris manages is the Court Appointed Special Advocates for children program. According to Reel, CASA is a volunteer-based program that partners adult volunteers with local youth who are involved in the dependency or delinquency system. The adult volunteers are trained through Wild Iris and can be assigned a child or sibling group. Their duty is to spend one hour a week with the child in their care to serve as a confidant and friend. The CASA is trained to listen to the wants and needs of the child, then speak on the child’s behalf to the court. Wild Iris has been administering the program for just over three years, and currently has 12 volunteer CASAs working with local youth. Anyone who is interested in the program is invited to contact Ginnie Bird, the CASA volunteer coordinator and case manager. Wild Iris is funded through a series of state, federal and corporate grants, as well as individual donations. “We really appreciate this community’s support,” Reel said, adding that awareness events, like Domestic Violence Awareness Month, held each October, Sexual Assault Awareness Month and Denim Day in April, as well as Child Abuse Prevention Month (also recognized in April) are successful thanks to the interest of the community. For more information on Wild Iris, visit wild-iris.org or call (760) 873-6601 or (877) 873-7384. Register Staff S ince 1973, the I n y o - M o n o Association for the Handicapped, Inc. Thrift Mall has served as a nonprofit that helps adults with developmental disabilities learn job skills, while providing one of the biggest thrift stores in the community. IMAH’s Sierra Thrift Mall, located at 371 S. Warren St. in Bishop, hires adults with developmental disabilities and teaches them basic job training that gives them the experience necessary to gain employment at other businesses. Of the 40 staff members who keep the thrift store running, 20 are developmentally disabled adults benefiting from the program. “Our thrift store can teach them every skill they need to find employment,” IMAH Executive Director Beth Himelhoch said. “They learn how to work the cash register and can help alphabetize the book section” and even work on some creative projects, Himelhoch said. In addition to work at the thrift store, IMAH sponsors internships for developmentally disabled adults at local businesses. Himelhoch explained that this program gets clients working out in the community, and helps them test the waters and find a job they enjoy. The thrift store’s latest venture is an upcycling program. Himelhoch explained that two clients and two staff members take donated items and turn them into one-of-a-kind treasures to be sold at the thrift store. Himelhoch said that the clients and staff members have converted an old entertainment center into a girl’s closet/dresser unit. Another project converted an old end table into a cat or dog bed. Himelhoch explained that the project lets clients stretch their creative wings, while providing new, unique items for the thrift store. And what the clients choose to make is completely up to them. “It just depends on what the client envisions,” Himelhoch said. In addition to its upcycling initiative, IMAH also provides services for community members in need and the local homeless population of the community, free of charge, and with no questions asked. “Where we differ from everywhere else is we serve a huge population of the working poor,” who often seek aid from IMAH in times of need, whether it be new clothes for a job interview, or household items, Himelhoch said. And it’s all made possible through the generous donations and other support from the community. “Thank heavens for those who donate to us,” Himelhoch said, explaining that IMAH only works because it is a partnership with the community. When residents do their spring cleaning each year, or when they have leftover items from a summer yard sale, many turn first to the IMAH Thrift Store, which happily accepts donations. All proceeds from the IMAH Thrift Store go directly to benefit IMAH’s programs, from funding the agency’s internship program, to recreation days for clients and the wages paid to clients working in the thrift store. “All proceeds go to benefit adults with developmental disabilities,” Himelhoch said. IMAH is also working to have its kitchen commercially licensed, which Himelhoch said will help local developmentally disabled clients learn even more job skills while also benefiting the community. Anyone who would like to get involved with the agency, either as a community service, or simply to help out, has a number of different avenues to get involved. Himelhoch said that cash donations are always welcome. Residents can specifically donate to projects like the kitchen, or can offer a general donation. Himelhoch also said that volunteers are always welcome to help out at the thrift store. And, as the upcycling program takes off, she said that donations of new paint, paint brushes, sandpaper and other craft items are much appreciated. Himelhoch added that anyone who would like to get involved is invited to “just come to IMAH and ask, you’re always welcome.” The Inyo Register THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 BUSINESS PROFILES-3 Toiyabe Indian Health Project: Full-service healthcare network Astorga’s: Classic Mexican restaurant Toiyabe Indian Health Project Clinic and administrative offices located at 52 N. Tu Su Ln. in Bishop. Winners of a flat screen TV: Lenny Chinzi and Tina Chinzi with Lee Astorga and Manuel Astorga (l-r), on May 5 at Astorga’s Cinco de Mayo Celebration. Photo by Veronica Lee Photo submitted Register Staff T he Toiyabe Indian Health Project was founded in 1968 under leadership of nine tribal governments, forming a consortium to respond to health issues prevalent among many tribal members not receiving proper medical care due to the lack of transportation and lack of resources. Toiyabe is the only comprehensive medical health center for American Indians and Alaskan Natives in the region. Bishop was chosen as a site for the Toiyabe Indian Health Project because of its central location among the Indian communities of Inyo and Mono counties and its proximity to the Northern Inyo Hospital and other private medical providers. The Lone Pine reservation clinic was chosen because there was a tremendous need for medical care extending to Death Valley. Coleville was also selected because of its highly rural existence and the tremendous need for access to local medical care. Toiyabe also offers complete, state-of-the-art dental care open to all members of the community, although its primary focus is the nine American Indian communities in Inyo and Mono Counties for which Toiyabe receives funding from the Indian Health Service. The Health Project also receives funding from a number of government agencies, including the Center for Disease Control and the Health Resources and Services Administration to provide medical care for the public. Some programs, including behavioral health, are for American Indians only, but anyone with private insurance or Medi-Cal is welcomed and treated at Toiyabe. The full-service health care network has three medical and dental clinics. It also has the region’s only dialysis unit, a WIC program, a culturally based behavioral health clinic offering counseling and substance abuse treatment, Preventive Medicine and Public Health departments, a pharmaceutical formulary and an extensive Home Visiting program to reach vulnerable and isolated American Indian families and individuals, especially elders. Toiyabe is also a Medicare and Medicaid provider for all low income residents of the area and it is a certified enroller for the Affordable Care Act. It provides an astoundingly large number of medical and dental assistance. There is also application assistance for Medi-Cal and other forms of insurance. Toiyabe has 108 employees, of which about 70 percent are Native American ranging from doctors, dentists and nurses to pharmacy clerks and community health outreach workers. The wide range of jobs also includes dental assistants and hygienists, billing and enrollments specialists, fiscal personnel, nutritionists, Community Wellness experts and others. Many of them have worked at Toiyabe for more than 20 years. It provides an exceptional opportunity for local tribal members to develop professional skills and to earn a living from them. Frequently Toiyabe is the only Medi-Cal provider for medical and dental care. It is now also able to special- ize in working with American Indian veterans as well through an agreement with the U.S. Department of Veteran Affairs. Toiyabe embodies the essence of community health centers and many of the programs are culturally adapted specifically to local native cultures. It sponsors physical fitness classes for the public with some of the best instructors in the area in yoga, Pilates and water aerobics at Keough’s Hot Springs. It also sponsors an annual road race and community fitness centers, such as the state-of-the-art outdoor fitness center in Bishop City Park, designed and donated by Toiyabe and maintained by the Bishop City Parks Department. Another state-of-the-art outdoor fitness center has also opened on the Bishop Paiute tribal reservation. The Bishop Clinic is located on the corner of Tu Su Lane and West Line Street. It is open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Saturday. Call (760) 873-8461 for medical and (760) 873-3443 for dental. The Lone Pine Clinic is located on the Lone Pine Paiute-Shoshone Reservation at 1150 Goodwin St. The clinic is open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday. Call (760) 876-4795 for assistance. The Coleville Clinic is located at 73 Camp Antelope Rd. The clinic is open from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m., Monday through Friday, and can be reached by calling (530) 495-2100. Be sure to visit the Toiyabe Indian Health Project online at www.toiyabe.us for a full listing of their services. Register Staff A storga’s Mexican Restaurant has been open since 2001 and is known countywide as a great place to eat. The restaurant is family owned and operated; Lee and Ramona Astorga are the owners. Lee manages the kitchen with his sons Gustavo, Jose and Amado doing the cooking. Anna is a waitress, and Manuel is the general manager. Astorga’s serves authentic Mexican food for breakfast, lunch and dinner in an easy-to-reach location at the northern end of Bishop, right at Highway 395 and North See Vee Lane. Astorga’s has its own parking lot for easy access. The restaurant keeps things fresh by offering new promotions such as Street Vendor Taco Tuesday on the newly remodeled patio, Endless Enchilada Wednesdays, and lunch specials from 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Monday through Friday. Happy hour is from 3-5 p.m. on Thursdays and Fridays. Astorga’s even has a Mariachi band to entertain the diners for special occasions. Besides great food, Astorga’s prides itself on taking customer feedback seriously, and being a part of the community. According to general manager Manuel Astorga, “We like to see ourselves as being different. We want to give back to the community as much as possible. Thanksgiving we’ve done free dinners for the last four years. We remodeled the patio just about one year ago. We do the clubs, Rotary, Chamber, Camera Club, other clubs, once, twice a month they reserve the room. During Mule Days we have a food booth and we’ve been doing that for about 10 years.” Indeed, Astorga’s put a lot of time and care over the years into making sure its dining areas are inviting. They broke ground on the new outdoor patio last May and when it opened, it was an instant hit: an open, welcoming spot for any type of dining, be it a romantic dinner for two, a stopover on a road trip to Mammoth or Reno, or a planned outing with a large group. All the classics are on the menu at Astorga’s. If you have a hankering for chile relleno, enchiladas, tamales, flautas, tostadas, fajitas, burritos or tortas, they’re all there and can be ordered a la carte, or if you’re hungry, in generously portioned combination plates with rice and beans. Chicken, shrimp, carne asada, carnitas are all available as well as vegetable options. Save room for dessert! Astorga’s serves up decadent classic specialties such as homemade flan and fried ice cream. Astorga’s also caters. Catering is available for parties of 10 or more from Bishop to Lone Pine. Special requests not on the menu are accommodated as well, as are last-minute orders whenever possible. Astorga’s Mexican Restaurant is open daily from 10 a.m.-9 p.m. and is located at 2206 N. Sierra Highway in Bishop. For reservations call (760) 8723849. Astorga’s new outdoor patio. Photo submitted – Pronto Lunch Specials – Monday-Friday • 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Medical & Dental Clinics Preferred provider for most insurances Lunch Specials & Specially Priced Mexican Sodas Tuesday • 5 p.m. - Close BiShOP CLiNiC Street Taco Tuesday • Authentic Mexican-Style Tacos cooked on our newly remodeled patio Specially Priced Mexican Sodas Bishop 52 Tu Su Lane Wednesday Dinner Special OPEN SATuRDAyS Mon-Sat. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Medical: 760.873.8461 Dental: 760.873-3443 Lone Pine 1150 Goodwin Rd. Mon-Thurs. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Medical & Dental 760.876.4795 Coleville Clinic NOW Open! 73 Camp Antelope Rd. Mon-Thurs. 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. Medical & Dental & Behavioral 530.495.2100 Open to Everyone! Endless Enchiladas – All You Can Eat! Thursday & Friday 3 p.m. - 5 p.m. Happy Hours! Special Prices on Margaritas, Beer & Appetizers 2206 N. Sierra Hwy. 760-872-3849 The Inyo Register BUSINESS PROFILES-4 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 Rite-Way Pool and Spas: Providing service for water fun Alpine Signs: A brand worth buying Audrey and Larry Thornburg in their remodeled showroom. Come in and see their new inventory for summer fun in the water. Joe and Caryn Todd, owners of Alpine Signs and 395 Store. Alpine Signs and 395 Store is located at 263 S. Main St. in Bishop. Photo by Terry Langdon Photo by Terry Langdon By Mike Gervais Register Staff R ite-Way Pool and Spa is the Owens Valley’s one-stop shop for all pool and spa needs. And this year owners Larry and Audrey Thornburg are celebrating the completion of a remodel that includes new merchandise and maintenance equipment for local pool and spa owners. In addition to its traditional service – the Thornburgs say they are available to answer any questions and guidance to pool and spa owners and those looking to buy their first pool or spa – Rite-Way is offering a whole new selection of equipment and accessories. “Our big thing is we’ve just remodeled our pool and spa side,” Larry said. “We’ve got a lot of new stock and we’ve got a new full line of pool toys.” One thing many residents may not realize is that Rite-Way carries merchandise that will appeal to local river floaters as well as pool and spa owners. “We’ve got floaters, for the river or for the pool, and games like basketball and volleyball,” Larry said. “We’ve had people come in in the past and look at our toy selection, and it wasn’t much. Now we’ve got a lot more variety.” But it’s not all fun and games. Rite-Way also specializes in all the filters, pumps, heaters and chemicals pool and spa owners need to operate a pool or spa. Larry also said that one of Rite-Way’s missions is to improve pool safety throughout the Eastern Sierra. “We do pool safety inspections at a reasonable rate just because we want to see people making their pool safe,” he said. “The safety stuff is something we’re really big on, it’s our number one priority.” The Thornburgs are also big on maintenance and upkeep, and make themselves available to answer any and all questions about how to maintain a pool and spa in the Eastern Sierra climate and, of course, they carry everything a pool-owner needs. “We have testing devices for the chemistry – two or three different brands – and we’ve added a lot of other things to our supply to make it easier and convenient. We can answer all your questions,” Larry said. Larry also explained that there is a lot more to owning a pool in the Sierra than in warmer climates like Los Angeles and Las Vegas. “Opening and closing your pool for the season takes a lot more. Some people shut their pools down completely. Most people who own an inground pool educate themselves, because it’s an investment, but we are always here to help and answer questions,” Larry said. “There are a lot of different things about the pool and spa business that people don’t realize, but we can help, over the phone, in your own backyard or in the store here.” Larry said that many who are interested in installing a pool have a change of heart when they start considering the realities of the purchase, and a viable alternative is a spa. “Hot tubs actually up the value of your home, and we’re the exclusive dealer for the world’s best selling Hot Springs Hot Tubs in the Eastern Sierra,” Larry said. In addition to selling Hot Springs Hot Tubs, Larry pointed out that Rite-Way has the only manufacturer-certified technician for Hot Springs Hot Tub. And to dress up the yard and pool and spa area, Rite-Way also carries indoor and outdoor decor, including flags and flag stands, fragrance burners and other gifts. While it may be the merchandise and accessories that bring residents into Rite-Way, the Thornburgs said it’s the knowledgeable staff and friendly service that keeps people coming back. “I’m not going to try and sell you something you don’t need,” Audrey said. Larry added that RiteWay will also provide the lowest price available on all pool and spa goods. “We’re not going to try to sell you anything you don’t need because we want to take care of you. When you do need something, we want you to come here.” By Mike Gervais Register Staff A lpine Signs in Bishop, affectionately known by its unofficial name, the 395 Store, is celebrating 10 years of business in the Eastern Sierra. In those 10 years, Alpine Signs has created storefront signs for a number of local businesses, and grown to service a clientele from all across the U.S. The other side of the business, the 395 Store, which created the popular U.S. Highway 395 stickers that are available at 25 different retailers up and down the national highway, has helped to turn Alpine Signs into a recognizable brand, and helped create an identity for the store, and the Eastern Sierra Communities as a whole. Alpine Signs was born in 2004 when Joe and Caryn Todd were passing through Bishop on their way home to Southern California after a ski trip in Mammoth. Caryn Todd explains that the couple had been creating business signs as a side business out of their home for a number of years, and saw that Frenchie’s Signs was up for sale. “We made them an offer, we got it and we moved here in 2005,” Caryn said. For the couple, it was a dream come true. They were able to relocate to the Eastern Sierra and turn what was essentially a creative hobby into a business. Alpine Signs creates business signage, graphics, custom decals, car wraps, wood signs of all kinds, magnets, vinyl lettering, banners and metal signs. “A lot of people forget we do banners,” Caryn said. “For fishing opener, we get really busy.” Alpine Sign can also make banners for big sales and special events. And, according to the Todds, one of the best parts is that it’s all handled locally. “We’re the one and only licensed and insured sign company in the Owens Valley and we print and make all our signs, banners (and) decals right here in Bishop,” Caryn said. “We invested in the machines so we can do it all right here. The only thing we don’t do are our T-shirts.” Another bonus is that Joe is the resident artist who can custom-design logos for signs and banners. “Joe is very creative, he can pump out all kinds of different ideas and styles, so no two designs are the same,” Caryn said. The other side of the business is the 395 Store, which offers Eastern Sierra-oriented merchandise. “The 395 Store gives us an opportunity to meet the tourists, people who may not have stopped into the store otherwise,” Caryn said, explaining that the Highway 395 merchandise brings many into the store who then see the work Alpine Signs does. That business model has led to growth, with many outof-the area businesses contracting with Alpine Signs for their signs and banners. “There are also people who have moved out of the area who continue to use us,” Caryn said, explaining that email allows her and Joe to work with clients anywhere in the world to develop signs and banners that can then be shipped out of the area. “You name it, we can do it online,” Caryn said. The 395 Store has also created the kind of brand recognition that helps a small, locally owned business grow. Caryn explained that word has gotten out about the 395 store, and major brands like Route 66 have contacted them to print some of their merchandise. The big buzz is 395,” Caryn said. “It’s the big thing right now, it somewhere people want to go and be a part of,” and the 395 Store is designed to keep the momentum building and draw more visitors to the Eastern Sierra. today’s weather Partly Cloudy 63° HI | 39° LO FRIDAY SATURDAY 60° | 39° 68° | 41° Big Pine Warriors fight in double-header home game finale against Immanuel Christian See page 14 Ragtime Rebels of Las Vegas perform assemblies for Inyo County students See page 16 The Inyo Register THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 | INYOREGISTER.COM | SERVING THE EASTERN SIERRA AND BEYOND SINCE 1870 | 75¢ Supes get earful on Rx pot shops recreational use, prompted With interest in county staff to present a local dispensaries workshop on Tuesday to outline potential moves Inyo can renewed, board gets presentation from law They’re s**t enforcement magnets, literally. By Mike Gervais Associate Editor You will lose your Inyo County is looking to quality of life in re-evaluate its stance on marijuana dispensaries. this county if you Several years ago, the county – and in turn the City set up a pot of Bishop – decided to prohibit the operation of medical dispensary. “ Trophy-class catches for local man Local brown-trout hunter Dan Stewart shows off the 10-lb., 6-oz. brown trout he pulled out of Lower Twin Lake in Bridgeport on May 4, just days after his April 28 11-lb., 2-oz. catch. Both catches, verified by the resort owners, were released into the lake to fight another day. They represent the latest notches on an impressive belt; Stewart has been reeling in the monster trophy browns from Lower Twin for several years. His first was a 12-pounder in 2007, followed by a 14-lb., 14-oz., 33.5-inch brown on Opening Day 2010 and his largest to date, a 17-pounder on May 1, 2013. Photo courtesy Dan Stewart marijuana dispensaries throughout Inyo, making it part of county code not to permit any endeavors that conflict with state or federal law. However, in recent years that stance has not held up in court for other municipalities and counties. That reality, paired with the fact that two states, Washington and Colorado, have ended the prohibition on pot, making it legal for ” – Ed Obayashi, Sheriff’s Deputy, Inyo Narcotic Enforcement Team Agent make to either regulate or ban medical marijuana dispensaries. Inyo County Planning Department Associate Planner Elaine Kabala explained Tuesday that the See pot E Page 5 Family fights for right to represent culture Students’ beaded graduation cap sparks controversy, ultimately brings parties together By Darcy Ellis Managing Editor Native American seniors at Bishop Union High School will be allowed to not only wear INDEX Arts................... 16 Badge................. 8 Calendar............ 9 Classifieds........ 10 Faces................. 13 Pro Sports........ 15 TV Listings.......... 8 Weather............. 2 QUOTE OF THE DAY “A people’s relationship to their heritage is the same as the relationship of a child to its mother.” – John Henrik Clarke, writer, historian and professor Copyright ©2015 Horizon Publications, Inc. Vol. 145, Issue 58 eagle feathers on their graduation caps as they have for generations, but also beadwork – this year at least. In what’s being viewed as a small but significant victory for respect of Native American culture, the school district will allow Native students to wear beaded mortar boards at the June 5 graduation. The policy change comes on the heels of weeks of outcry on social media, a letter to the district from the California Indian Education Association, a damning article in the national Indian Country Today Media Network and, finally, meetings between administrators and representatives of California Indian Legal Services. According to CILS, Superintendent Barry Simpson and Principal Randy Cook reached out in search of a resolution last week, with the decision being made May 7 to allow the beaded caps. At the center of the controversy was Leticia Gonzales, a cheerleader, the high school’s Native American Student Association princess, NASA Club president and Tribal Youth Council president. In March, her grandmother, Jeanette Barlow, a Bishop Paiute elder, had beaded a border around Gonzales’s graduation cap in the school colors – Barlow’s way of hon- oring her granddaughter’s upcoming milestone and accomplishment through tradition. According to Gonzales’ mom, Carrie Jones, the graduation held extra significance for Barlow, whose own five children, including Jones, were not able to graduate Bishop High. Gonzales, in fact, would be the first in the family to receive a diploma from BUHS. With her first and oldest granddaughter poised to graduate and with such distinctions behind her name, “my mom was so proud,” Jones said, noting her mother’s failing health made the gesture all the more meaningful. BAD NEWS So it came as a slap in the face when Gonzales walked into the Tribal Liasion office April 29 to find a message written on the whiteboard “reminding” students of a long-standing BUHS policy. Someone had written a warning to the Class of 2015 stating students “are NOT allowed to adorn, bead or decorate your mortarboard (cap/tassle [sic]) in any way, shape or form. BUHS does not allow this.” The message went on to say that any student showing up at graduation with a cap “altered in any way” will “NOT be allowed to participate in the graduation cereSee cap E Page 3 Bishop High senior Leticia Gonzales wearing the graduation cap beaded around the edges in school colors by her grandmother, Bishop Paiute elder Jeanette Barlow (seated). With the cap already beaded, Gonzales was told of a long-standing school policy prohibiting decorated mortar boards. Barlow remembers a time when her brother had to cut his long Paiute hair to walk in his graduation. Facebook photo The Inyo Register 2 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 Throwback Thursday Bishop midget racing Back in 1954, a group of Bishop locals with an interest in Indianapolis Class racing met and decided to establish quarter midget racing in Bishop. The group eventually joined the National Midget Association and was certified as the Eastern Sierra Racing Association. Under the direction of President Connie Morris, Vice President Gene Crosby and Secretary Beverley Davis, and with the help of fans and local businesses, the group constructed a track in the southeast corner of the Tri-County Fairgrounds. As part of the program, young drivers were coached and attended classroom sessions to learn about the mechanics of midget racing and offensive and defensive driving skills. After six or seven seasons, Morris said there were no injuries, emergencies or fatalities, only three hurt feelings and two instances of crying. Do you have a vintage photo – of yourself, your family or even local landmarks – you’d like featured for “Throwback Thursday” in an upcoming edition? If so, email it along with essential information to editor@inyoregister. com, or drop it off at the Register at 1180 N. Main St., Ste. 108, Bishop. Photo submitted by Connie Morris services Virginia Mae Everett June 26, 1928-April 2, 2015 A celebration of Virginia’s life will be held at 1 p.m. Saturday, May 16 at the United Methodist Church in Wellington, Nev. She will be buried at the family cemetery in Wellington. Mike Murphy March 3, 1970-April 8, 2015 A celebration of life will be held at The Oasis of Grace Church, 528 Central Ave., in Bishop at 1:30 p.m. Saturday, May 16. A reception will follow at 2:30 p.m. at the Bishop Elks Lodge, 151 E. 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Yosemite National Park followed suit, closing S.R. 120 (Tioga Pass) at 8 p.m. “As is often the case this time of year, closure of mountain passes due to weather conditions are for the traveling public’s safety,” a press release states. “Caltrans crews closely monitor these highways to determine if it is safe for the traveling public.” For up-to-date road conditions, check local highway conditions by calling (800) 427-7623 or by going online to: https://www.quickmap. dot.ca.gov. Children’s theater BISHOP – Playhouse 395 is inviting all 7- to 13-yearolds in the Eastern Sierra to sign up for its upcoming Children’s Theater Workshop. There will be one session: June 15-26. The children will be learning and performing the Disney classic, “101 Dalmatians.” The deadline to sign up is June 1. Go to playhouse395.com for more information and applications. Msueum picnic INDEPENDENCE – The Friends of the Eastern California Museum will host its annual community picnic and party from 4-6 p.m. Saturday at the museum in Independence. The public is invited to enjoy the afternoon of good food, in the form of grilled chicken, beans, salads and drinks and desserts (vegetarian meal is available) and good music provided by Sandy and the High Country. The cost for the feast and fun is $12 for adults and $8 for youngsters and seniors (beer and wine is extra). The annual community event is held on the grounds of the Eastern California Museum, 155 N. Grant St., in Independence. For more information, call (760) 8780258 or (760) 873-8583, or visit www.fecm.org. Cops Night BISHOP – Law enforcement and law enforcement related personnel, active and retired, who live in or worked in Inyo or Mono counties, spouses, associate and honorary members are invited to Law Enforcement Night at the Elks Lodge, 151 E. Line St., Bishop. A no-host bar will be open at 5 p.m. and a steak dinner will be served at 6 p.m. this Friday. There is no cost for law enforcement officers on duty; they need not RSVP. For additional information, call Jim Bilyeu at (760) 878-2216. Plant treasure hunt MONO COUNTY – The Bristlecone Chapter of the California Native Plant Society is hosting a Rare Plant Treasure Hunt (RPTH) in East Mono Basin for Astragalus pseudiodanthus, Astragalus kentrophyta var. ungulatus. The group will also visit the dunes on the east side of Mono Lake. Meet at the Vons parking lot in Bishop at 9 a.m. Saturday, May 16 to carpool or contact trip leader to meet the group somewhere else along the way. Roads are sandy, so 4WD is best. Contact Sue Weis at (760) 873-3485 or at sueweis@aol. com. Wrong clue The clue published with Saturday’s Name That Eastside View does not correspond with the photo that ran. As such, anyone who ventured a guess at the View – or anyone for that matter – may call in or email a guess by 5 p.m. today. The hint that should have run with the photo is: “While the lake is located in northern Inyo County, the peak is actually located in Fresno County.” Sorry for the confusion. THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 3 CAP Continued from front page mony.” Gonzales was devastated. “My daughter just knew how important it was that she was being honored by her grandma because my mom was so proud,” Jones said. Gonzales was quoted in a May 5 Indian Country Today article written by Vincent Schilling: “I don’t think this is hurting anyone and my grandmother made this out of love, respect and honor. We didn’t think there would be an issue as we got this cap two months ago and we had to buy it. The school allows us to attach feathers to our tassels.” It was an especially bitter disappointment for Barlow, Gonzales’ grandmother, who remembers her brother being told by BUHS he had to cut his long Paiute hair short if he wanted to walk in the graduation ceremony. Gonzales’ mother emailed the principal, Randy Cook, and the vice principal, David Kalk, on April 29, letting them know that, yes, her daughter did have a beaded cap and they were saddened by what seemed like discrimination. Neither man responded, Jones said, so she forwarded the email to administration. Again, no response. Cook was contacted for comment yesterday and said all inquiries were to be directed to Simpson, who did not return phone calls seeking comment. THE REACTION Schoolwide, reactions to the announcement had been mixed. Some students saw it as a simple matter of freedom; students do, after all, purchase the caps and gowns they wear during the ceremony that is ostensibly held for them, their families and other supporters. Some students shrugged the message off as a reminder of long-standing The graduation cap purchased by Leticia Gonzales’ family and decorated by her grandmother in Native American style before a mysterious warning showed up on a whiteboard reminding students of a mortar board policy. The message that greeted students on April 29. It is unclear what prompted the warning, which refers to long-standing policy. Facebook photo Facebook photo school policy. Other students were hearing about the policy for the first time and wondered what prompted the announcement. (The family thinks word got around about Gonzales’ beaded cap and the April 29 whiteboard message was a pre-emptive strike.) For others, like Gonzales, the words carried more weight, leaving her feeling denied the right to express pride in her heritage. “It feels like they are telling us ‘no’ all over again,” she told Indian Country Today. “The way they told us we could not speak our languages when nonNatives made us go to boarding schools. The cap decoration is not big or flashy, it is in our school colors. I’ve always appreciated our school and I have school pride as I am a cheerleader. I’ve always appreciated our school.” As Jones explained, the issue was more than just her daughter being allowed to wear a pretty cap, or even something that her grandmother made her; it’s about the right to respect tradition without getting in trouble. “I have four other kids we want to graduate from BUHS, and my nieces and nephews and other tribal members, with this option,” she said. “Not everyone is going to choose to bead their caps but if they do, we wanted them to be able to do so without going against policy.” TAKING ACTION In light of a lack of response from BUHS, Jones and her family sought to get the word out about what they perceived as an unfair policy. Jones also sought legal aid from the CILS. A post on Facebook quickly garnered the attention of hundreds of residents, whose opinions on the matter, like the students at BUHS, varied from indifference to outrage. It was that post which grabbed the attention of the writer at Indian Country Today, who began making phone calls to BUHS. Just prior to the article’s publication, Jones had been in touch with the California Indian Education Association, whose president, Willie Carrillo, sent a letter to the Bishop school district on May 1 asking for a change in policy to allow beaded caps. “We stand in support of the families who wish to honor their cultural heritage in combination with their significant educational achievement of graduating,” Carrillo wrote. “As you may know, Native Americans have some of the highest dropout rates and disparities in the Nation. That is one of the reasons why a student may want to honor their family and tribe with this important cultural symbol. It is the families, tribes and cul- ture that support these youth through their educational paths. Although mainstream America has long supported an individualistic society that honor independence, our tribal communities have believed in interdependence as one of the most important concepts in our society. “The concept of ‘It takes a village’ is proudly represented and the symbolic gestures these students make on their day of graduation honors the contributions of all of the important people in their lives that have supported them in their journey,” Carrillo continued. “It also celebrates that they refuse to be a statistic, and have reached a great milestone for their families and tribal nations.” FINDING RESOLUTION Several days later, the Indian Country Today article was published and soon after, BUHS administration called a meeting with representatives from CILS and the Bishop Indian Education Center. “To address concerns raised by Ms. Jones, her daughter and family members … Superintendent Barry Simpson and Principal Randy Cook reached out to local tribal leaders and CILS to request a meeting to initiate dialogue and hopefully come to a satisfactory resolution,” CILS said in a statement. “All parties were concerned with the short timeframe in order to get notice out to affected parents and students. Within a week, all involved were able to conduct two meetings, which resulted in the Bishop Union School agreeing to allow graduating Native American students this year to adorn their caps with beads as well as wearing their beaded eagle feathers.” With the announcement, Gonzales’ grandmother went to work putting the finishing touches on her granddaughter’s cap. no need to leave the valley we are right here in your backyard! The Most Advanced & Comprehensive Cancer Center Prostate Cancer If you have Elevated PSA or Prostate Cancer: 1. We will arrange for you to see a top Robotic Surgeon in Southern California through our network of surgeons. 2. If you need radiation we will arrange for you to be treated in our state of the art radiation treatment center/IMRT by our board certified radiologists. 3. We have board certified oncologists with over 30 years of experience to treat prostate cancer. We also have experience in Provenge Vaccine. 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All contents are the property of Horizon California Publications Inc. and cannot be reproduced in any way without the written consent of publisher. Postmaster: Send address changes to The Inyo Register, 1180 N. Main Street, Ste. 108, Bishop, CA 93514. Phone (760) 873-3535. Fax (760) 873-3591 LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Field trips to road sites would be helpful The Inyo National Forest is assessing its road system and that’s generating controversy. To rephrase a saying, “Whiskey is for drinking and roads are for fighting.” The Forest Service is required to maintain an Inyo National Forest road system that: provides access for recreation and forest management, can be maintained within the agency’s budget and partnership capabilities, and safeguards water, fish, wildlife and other key resources. To get this critical conversation going, the agency held a public meeting on April 21. They asked for our help as they attempt a challenging “Travel Analysis” balancing act. I know many local folks have been reviewing agency maps and draft documents, talking to staff, and driving forest roads since the 21st. The following are some key points and information I’d urge us all to consider. First, roads have both benefits and risks. Roads provide popular driving opportunities, take us to our favorite recreation spots and provide access for land management activities. But roads can also, for example, facilitate theft of cultural resources and poorly maintained roads can erode and harm streams and fish. Second, the agency doesn’t have the budget to manage all its roads. The Inyo National Forest only receives 58 percent of the funding necessary to maintain its current road system. Something needs to give. More partnerships for road management will help, but changes to existing roads may be needed. Next, there’s been confusion about road numbers and mileage. There are 1,905 total miles of roads maintained by the Forest Service on the Inyo National Forest. Of this road mileage, 1,791 miles are so-called “Level 2” roads favored by 4-wheel drive enthusiasts. The Forest Service’s draft report recommends changes to 323 miles of these 1,791 miles of 4-wheel drive roads. That’s 18 percent of the mileage of these highclearance roads. Still a percentage worthy of public review, but less than a previous letter suggested. Fourth, while future changes to these 323 miles of “likely not needed” roads could include rerouting, reconstruction, revised maintenance plans or closures, road changes can only be made as part of future national forest management projects. And these future projects will, by law, require public engagement and comment. I’d encourage the Forest Service to offer public field trips to these project areas (like the field trip the agency is offering to Oak Creek on May 15 for a proposed restoration project). Finally, let’s remember that any important public question is best handled if we all bring our best selves to the conversation. Though our individual use and enjoyment of the Inyo may vary, the forest is critically important to our communities and our outdoor way of life. And our neighbors and fellow citizens who work for the Forest Service are required by law to do an important and often difficult job. Let’s focus on how we can all best work together to find a successful balance of public access, fiscal responsibility and care for the land. Frances Hunt, Eastern Sierra Organizer, Sierra Club Bishop Guilty as charged I must agree that I did not back up or do my homework involving my last opinion piece published May 9, “Blind to the damage done.” The piece was very short and to the point of where I was coming from. I couldn’t help thinking, however, that if I were to outline, backup and reference the many ways liberals have damaged this country it would take a book, a very thick book. I will submit a more detailed piece on just one destructive liberal policy, in the future, to the, “Top of the Morning” section where you are allowed more space to pontificate. I can, however, refer the reader to the following website if they are interested in learning more: http://lessonsforus.com/threereasons/small-government-is-better-than-big-government Karen Underwood Bishop Opt out of testing? Should you let your child opt out of testing? Consider this: would you want to be operated on by a doctor who had not passed a surgery test? Would you want to fly in a plane when the pilot had not passed a flight test? At some time your child will have to take some tests to be employed. Sixty years ago my father had to pass a test that included basic algebra in order to become a ditch digger for the PG&E. The time to start testing and learn to deal with the emotions that accompany taking tests is when your child is quite young. The results of taking State tests in the early grades is not viewed very seriously by teachers because the scores do not come in for about four months and by then the child is in the next grade. They learn so fast at that age that the child will by then have learned much of what he/she did not know previously. If you let your child opt out you are saying to your child “Testing is such a horrible ordeal that I don’t want you to experience it” and/or “You are not as smart and as strong as other kids so I am going to protect you from testing.” Think how much anxiety your child will have about testing by the time he/she has to take tests for college entrance or to gain employment. You can help your child by first establishing a “learning is fun” attitude in your home. Have your child look at that insect in the garden, read with your child from birth to even after he/she can read, and take your child(ren) to local events and museums. 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(Num- ber will not be published.) • Anonymous submissions and pseudonyms are not permitted. • Inyo County writers and local topics are given priority. • Top of the Morning writers should include a one- or two-line bio and recent color photo. • Emailed and typed submissions are preferred. • Writers may submit one item during a one-week period. • Writers must refrain from libelous, slanderous and derogatory content. • Pieces may be edited for content. • The Inyo Register reserves the right to reject any submission. • Email letters or Top of the Morning submissions to editor@ inyoregister.com or mail to: Editor, The Inyo Register, 1180 N. Main St., Ste. 108, Bishop, CA 93514 Talk to your child about testing. Avoid threatening your child with punishment for not scoring high on a test. Just ask him/her to pay attention to instructions and try their best. Say, “This is the time to show what you have learned. Tests are made to have some questions about things you may not have studied yet. Often they are too long to finish. They don’t expect you to know everything yet. You are just a student and learning day by day. So just try and you may even find you enjoy the challenge.” Let children know they may feel a little nervous, and this is their bodies way of helping them to concentrate on the task. I started teaching in 1967. I have worked with all ages of children from preschool through high school and administered countless State tests. I have never seen a child break down from the stress of the testing. I am not saying anything here about the quality of the tests, which is a controversial matter. Children and young adults will always have to be tested. If you act calm and confident about testing, this feeling will be felt by your child and he/she will feel the same. Lorraine Masten Bishop cUSTOMER SERVIcE T he inyo Register would like to introduce Kristina Blum as their new Customer Service Representative. 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Photo submitted pot Continued from front page county does not have an ordinance regulating medical marijuana dispensaries or cultivation, She provided a workshop that included testimony from several law enforcement officials regarding the operation of medical marijuana dispensaries and cultivation. Ultimately, the board opted to maintain the status quo, and asked staff to return for another workshop that will include more balanced presentations, identifying both pros and cons to the operation of dispensaries. During the presentation, Kabala said the Planning Department is reopening the issue in response to interest expressed by residents and non-residents who are considering opening dispensaries locally. In a staff report, Kabala said at least one individual has pursued, and was ultimately denied, a lease to operate a medical marijuana dispensary in an unincorporated part of the county. Kabala also said there has also been interest expressed elsewhere in the county to develop medical marijuana cultivation facilities, including potential consideration by Native American tribes to cultivate marijuana on sovereign tribal lands. Kabala told the board that the county has the opportunity to outright ban marijuana dispensaries, or it could allow the dispensaries to open locally, and regulate them through zoning and land use guidelines. Tuesday’s workshop included testimony from Sheriff’s Deputy Ed Obayashi, a current Inyo Narcotic Enforcement Team agent and a former law enforcement officer in Merced County. “Seven years ago I dealt with this (in Merced) and I helped develop a joint position statement in opposition to marijuana dispensaries,” Obayashi said, explaining that there is a correlation between medical marijuana and crime. “They’re s**t magnets, literally,” Obayashi said. “You will lose your quality of life in this county if you set up a pot dispensary.” Obayashi explained that, under California’s Compassionate Use Act, residents who have a doctor’s recommendation for medical marijuana use are permitted to use marijuana, and purchase it from dispensaries. However, he said there are secondary impacts to the operation of medical marijuana dispensaries, including loitering, the potential sale to minors and theft. “If you open up a paper in the communities that have pot dispensaries, you’re going to see chaos,” Obayashi said. When the Board of Supervisors asked what kinds of problems Mammoth Lakes law enforcement has encountered due to its two dispensaries, Obayashi said that Mammoth Lakes has not kept a record of reports that involved marijuana from its two dispensaries. Inyo County Sheriff Bill Lutze also spoke, explaining that the Sheriff’s Department does not have the resources to deal with the secondary impacts of medical marijuana clinics. Inyo County District Attorney’s Investigator Rick Beall said that his concern is for the safety of local kids. He explained that many dispensaries sell marijuana edibles (items like cookies or candy that have marijuana baked into them) and concentrated cannabis, which can have a 60-70 percent THC level. Mammoth prohibited the sale of both of these at its local dispensaries. Mammoth dispensaries also prohibit anyone who does not have doctor’s recommendation from entering the facilities where medical marijuana is sold. Much like liquor stores, Beall said that underage kids and residents looking to get marijuana without the legal paperwork to do so will loiter outside clinics and ask legal buyers to pick up a little extra for them. Even worse, he said, the edibles have made their way into schools, where they have caused students to hallucinate and vomit. While the board listened to local law enforcement recommend against allowing pot dispensaries in local communities, Fourth District Supervisor Mark Tillemans raised the concern that there is momentum throughout the state to legalize recreational use of the drug. “It’s on the ballot and all indications are that it’s going to pass,” Tillemans said, asking where the county will stand if the drug is legalized and Inyo has a prohibition in effect. There was no answer offered for that question. However, Deputy County Counsel Julia Langley did point out that the county wouldn’t face any legal repercussions for upholding its prohibition, as residents who do legally have a right to obtain marijuana can do so in the nearby communities of Mammoth Lakes, Ridgecrest and California City. Basically, she said that the county would not be prohibiting legal users from obtaining marijuana if it outlaws dispensaries. Ultimately, the Board of Supervisors opted to take no action at this time, and asked the Planning Department to return with a more balanced presentation that will weigh both the pros and cons of allowing or banning dispensaries and taking into account potential changes in state and federal law in the near and far future. “There’s a lot more discussion to be had on the pros and cons,” Fifth District Supervisor Matt Kingsley said. Second District Supervisor Jeff Griffiths agreed, saying that keeping the status quo while the board further researches the matter “seems like the prudent path.” The Inyo Register 6 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 A modern hero’s medal ceremony Anna Murray promoted Daughter of Lone Pine residents now a Lieutenant Colonel WWII veteran honored at presentation aboard the USS Iowa Register Staff Anna Murray, the daughter of Patricia Murray and Jim Pischel of Lone Pine, was promoted to the rank of Lieutenant Colonel on April 1, 2015 at the Jacksonville Museum of Military History near Little Rock Air Force Base. After a reading of the promotion order and reciting the oath of office, her silver oak leaves were pinned on her shoulders by her brother and her father. Lieutenant Colonel Murray is a C130 navigator. She has been deployed or otherwise unavailable upon previous promotions making this ceremony even more special. Murray has deployed multiple times in support of operations Enduring Freedom and Iraqi Freedom. A graduate of New Mexico State University with a degree in education and a degree in special education, Murray has also earned a Master’s degree in education and rehabilitation of the deaf and hard of hearing from The University of Arizona. Patricia Murray and Jim Pischel are extremely proud of Special to the Register Last Friday, May 8, V.E day, Reynaldo Chabolla, age 91, was presented the Legion of Honor medal aboard the USS Iowa in San Pedro, Calif. He was accompanied by his wife of 71 years, Betty Lee, and eight guests. Among those guests were his two daughters, Linda White of Bishop, and Nancy Peters of San Clemente. Also in attendance were their husbands, Ralph White and Bob Peters. Attending from Bishop were Ray’s grandchildren, Vince White and Randee Arcularius and their respective husband and wife, Ben and Shanna. Chabolla qualified for the medal as a WWII infantryman who had landed at Normandy on June 7, 1944, and took part in a number of battle campaigns across France. The medal, created by Napoleon in 1802, was to honor civilians and soldiers regardless of their stature in life. The French government sought applicants for the award in the greater Los Angeles area. Axel Crum, consul general of France, Los Angeles, did the honor of presenting and pinning the award on 19 deserving veterans of WWII aboard the fantail of the USS Iowa. Friends, relatives and dignitaries were there to witness the honor. Among them were Los Angeles County Supervisor Don Knabe, who congratulated the honorees. The ceremony was climaxed by a flyby of four vintage aircraft honoring the veterans. Reynaldo and Betty Chabolla reside in San Dimas, Reynaldo and Betty were high school sweethearts who attended Garfield High School at the beginning of WWII. Betty and her sister contributed to the war effort by building P-38 fighters. Reynaldo Chabolla accompanied by his wife of 71 years, Betty Lee, on the deck of the USS Iowa where Chabolla was presented with the Legion of Honor medal for his actions as a WWII infantryman at Normandy. Photo courtesy Ralph White On April 1 of this year, Anna Murray received her promotion to Lieutenant Colonel at a ceremony at the Jacksonville Museum of Military History near Little Rock Air Force Base. Photo courtesy Patricia Murray their daughter and her accomplishments. Armed Forces Day is this Saturday, May 16 and Patricia Murray encourages all to remember the sacrifices that the men and women in the U.S. armed forces make for the SenioR CenTeR MenU Following is the menu provided by the kitchens at senior centers in Bishop and Lone Pine, as well as the Meals on Wheels program (weekends excluded). Menus will be the same at both locations and for Meals on Wheels and are subject to change. All breads are baked from scratch. Menu subject to change. ** Denotes high-sodium entree •• Denotes high-potassium food Thursday, May 14 Chicken and green chile quiche, Capri veggies, bran muffin, pear crisp Friday, May 15 BBQ ribs, oven-brown potatoes, Mexicali corn, spinach salad, honeydew Reynaldo Chabolla’s Legion of Honor medal resting in its box, ready for presentation. The medal was created by Napoleon in 1802 to honor civilians and soldiers regardless of their stature. Get the news. Get the story. The Inyo Register www.inyoregister.com Would you like to make a difference in the lives of children? Foster parents and child care providers are desperately needed in Inyo County! Foster parents play a vital role in nurturing and caring for our community’s most vulnerable children. If you would like to experience the joys of making a meaningful difference in the life of a child, then foster parenting is for you. 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Tuesday, May 26 Monday, May 18 Baked chicken, garlic potatoes, broccoli/ cauliflower, salad, fresh fruit Tuesday, May 19 Pizza deluxe, squash, green salad, fruit cup Chicken enchilada, Spanish rice, refried beans, coleslaw, cantaloupe Macaroni with cheese and ham, winter veg- Wednesday, May 27 Food Safety Training Comes To You! Now serving Inyo & Mono counties as well as all of California Food SafetyNet • Interactive Classes • Group Discounts • Personalized Instruction Offering Classes in: • Food Handler-SB602 Compliant • Food Protection Manager Certification Classes are conducted on premises for your convenience Certified Instructor/Proctor 209-379-5716-Business 858-603-8516-mobile [email protected] Inyo County Health & Human Services will be providing an orientation in both English and Spanish May 16th, 2015 at 10 a.m. in Lone Pine at 138 N. Jackson and at 1:30 p.m. in Bishop at 162-J Grove St. Immediately following the foster parent orientation, at 11:00 a.m. in Lone Pine and 2:30 p.m. in Bishop, Inyo County Health & Human Services will also be providing information and applications to people who are interested in becoming licensed child care providers! Thanks to Alta One: Inyo County Health and Human Services (HHS) wishes to express its appreciation to Alta One Credit Union and its manager, Marian Seiter, for the generous donation of tote bags and tags to be used for home delivered meals to our seniors served by the Lone Pine Senior Center. This donation has helped us to better serve our seniors by providing an easier way to distribute meals, juices, milk and side dishes. These bags have been a great help! Reservations are required; please contact us at (760) 872-1727 to reserve a seat Thanks Alta One! Jean Turner, HHS Director and Donna Carson, Lone Pine Senior Center Site Coordinator The Inyo Register THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 7 The Inyo Register 8 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 BADGE BYLINE The following is a compilation of information taken from the daily activities logs at the Bishop Police Department and the Bishop and Lone Pine Inyo County Sheriff’s departments. Since most cases have yet to be adjudicated, all charges should be considered allegations. April 24 1:41 p.m. – PD receives report that a male subject at the Vons gas station was very belligerent and sped through the gas station. He advised clerk he knew where she lived and called her not-so-nice names. 2:03 p.m. – PD receives report that father picked up child from health office at middle school and appeared to be under the influence. Father gone on police arrival. 5:13 p.m. – PD receives report that a customer walked into AAA around 3:15 p.m. and made a comment stating, “No wonder why people walking into businesses with guns,” because they would not waive DMV fees. 6:02 p.m. – Sheriff’s Department receives report that two people are yelling at each other in Bishop in front of their homes and bothering the neighbors. Deputy takes information and explains options. 9:30 p.m. – PD receives report of a female on West Line Street with a knife attempting to stab a male subject who is locked in a room. Rosalie Behrman is arrested for alleged domestic battery, assault with a deadly weapon that’s not a firearm and injuring power lines. April 25 2:10 a.m. – PD receives report that a male subject jumped on a truck and banged on the window at West Line and North Main. 7:42 a.m. – Bishop resident reports to Sheriff’s Department that she is having a yard sale and someone stole her iPhone. Report taken. 3:16 p.m. – Sheriff’s Department receives report of battery in Independence. Female subject who has been drinking advises deputy that she confronted a male adult who was netting fish from the stream in violation of Fish and Wildlife code. She and the suspect shoved one another after heated words were exchanged. She claims that the suspect had been there yesterday dipping trout as well. Female subject does not want formal report taken. Deputy checks Tuttle Creek, Lone Pine, Lone Pine Creek and Portagee Joe’s campgrounds and is unable to locate the suspect. 10:49 p.m. – Daniel Reeder is arrested for alleged domestic violence and taken to Inyo County Jail. 10:51 p.m. – David Lawrence Baker is arrested for alleged probation violation. April 26 1:55 a.m. – Officer-initiated activity on East Line results in arrest of Daniel Thomas Huntsinger Bame on a warrant. 8:42 a.m. – Big Pine resident reports to Sheriff’s Department water running down the street from residence. Resident thinks the home has a broken pipe. Resident has not attempted to make contact with occupants because there are problems between him and them. Residents are notified by deputy and will attempt to fix the water issue. 12:47 p.m. – Resident would like to speak to a deputy regarding his wife breaking things and damaging the house. Options explained to both parties and copies of emergency protective order given to both parties. 1:44 p.m. – Resident reports to PD that two females approached her while she was in Kmart and told her to “watch out” when she leaves the store. Resident advises both females are waiting outside the store and she is inside at the cash registers. Female subjects are warned. 4:02 p.m. – PD receives report of a group of teenagers inside skate park with open containers. 4:47 p.m. – Sheriff’s Department receives report of a male subject lying down near Rite Aid with a bike nearby. Deputy contacts subject who is sleeping by side of road. He is checked by ambulance crew for medical problems or injuries and is cleared. Subject says he was sleepy and decided to take a nap. 8:24 p.m. – Person calling from New York reports to Sheriff’s Department that boyfriend and his friend are overdue from a day hike to the summit of Whitney and back. Left trailhead at about midnight to be able to descend during daylight. They have minimal food and water, rope, basic climbing supplies. No action. 10:51 p.m. – Aaron Dodds is arrested for alleged domestic violence and false imprisonment. April 27 3:48 a.m – Sheriff’s Department receives call from Bishop resident reporting a male adult with a flash light attempting entry to her residence. Sheriff’s Department then receives call from the prowler saying he’s going crazy and wants help. 7:25 a.m. – PD receives report that 10 rods and reels (unknown make or model) were taken from a truck bed at motel between 11:30 last night and 5:30 this morning. Grand theft report taken. 11:47 a.m. – Resident reports to PD having observed a male adult caretaker throw a 3-year-old child off of the exercise equipment at the rear of the park. Caretaker then left child in the sand crying, walked away and sat on a bench nearby. Caretaker is now loading the child in a stroller and walking southbound towards the volleyball bit. 3:25 p.m. – Subject in station providing PD with information on bikers that will be staying in the Bishop area this weekend. TV THURS./FRI. FOR Thursday 14 May 2015 MoVies sporTs neWs/TalK Kids April 28 11:53 a.m. – PD receives report of an aggressive pitbull not letting people out in area of Willow and North Third streets. Referred to other agency. 1:06 p.m. – Officer-initiated activity at City Park results in arrest of Brett Anthoney Andrus of Bishop for alleged probation violation and violation of a court order and Teresa Anguline Juarez of Bishop for misdemeanor and felony warrants out of Mono County. 3:33 p.m. – PD receives report of a suspicious person: a male adult with blond hair riding his bike in the Kmart parking lot near cars, harassing people about “paying for their sins.” 4:05 p.m. – Sheriff’s Department receives report of a Bishop woman destroying a car. Domestic disturbance report taken. 5:22 p.m. – Mother reports to PD she wants to get her belongings but has been locked out of the apartment by her children. Civil problem. 9:19 p.m. – Lone Pine resident reports to Sheriff’s Department that the four dogs next door have been barking for the last hour and a half. He tried to speak to the neighbors but they refused to talk to him. Deputy warns resident regarding the barking dogs. Neighbor will put the dogs inside for the remainder of the evening. 9:45 p.m. – Resident reports to PD that neighbor is out of town and there are now lights on in the residence and the washing machine is on. Occupant gone on police arrival. Wye Road Feed & Supply Open 7 Days a Week Owned and Run By Animal Lovers!! 1260 N. Main Street on Hwy. 6 in Bishop 760-872-8010 B - Bishop, Big pine, round Valley, independence l - lone pine c - chalfanT Valley s1 - dish s2 - direcTV C S1 S2 5 pM 5:30 6 pM 6:30 7 pM 7:30 8 pM 8:30 9 pM 9:30 10 pM 10:30 11 pM 11:30 CBS 2 News Evening News The Insider Entertainment Big Bang The Odd Couple Big Bang Big Bang Elementary CBS 2 News Letterman 2 2 (KCBS) CBS 2 News at 5:00 NBC 4 News Nightly News Extra Ac. 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Bitten “Nine Circles” Lost Girl “It’s Your Lucky Fae” Bitten “Nine Circles” 48 75 122 244 (SYFY) Apocalypse L.A. (2014, Horror) Justin Ray, Ali Williams. Gilligan’s Island Gilligan’s Island Reba Reba Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond Love-Raymond King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens King of Queens 63 106 (TVL) (:12) Gilligan’s Island (7:46) ›› 50 First Dates (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. (9:50) ›› 50 First Dates (2004) Adam Sandler, Drew Barrymore. 64 203 129 273 (BRAVO) Housewives/Atl. (:40) ›› Baby Mama (2008, Comedy) Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Greg Kinnear. Botched E! News Keeping Up With the Kardashians Keeping Up With the Kardashians The Soup Grace Helbig E! News 65 114 236 (E!) Botched Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn 66 204 246 (TRUTV) Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Hardcore Pawn Boxing TRUTV Friday Night Knockout. Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum Mysteries at the Museum National Parks National Parks Mysteries at the Museum 67 63 215 277 (TRAV) Mysteries at the Museum Harvest Perry Stone Genesis: The Creation and the Flood (1994, Drama) Omero Antonutti. Frederick Price Contemporary Max Lucado Creflo Dollar I Will Bless the Lord at All Times 69 99 260 372 (TBN) Trinity Family Hal Lindsey Studio C Promise the Moon (1997, Western) Henry Czerny, Colette Stevenson. Studio C Studio C Promise the Moon (1997, Western) Henry Czerny, Colette Stevenson. Studio C Studio C 70 374 (BYU) Studio C NCIS: Los Angeles NCIS: Los Angeles Parks/Recreat Parks/Recreat Parks/Recreat Parks/Recreat Parks/Recreat Parks/Recreat Brew Dogs “Brussels” 76 115 235 (ESQTV) NCIS: Los Angeles “Recruit” The Waltons “The Star” The Waltons “The Sinner” The Waltons The Middle The Middle The Middle The Middle Golden Girls Golden Girls 79 35 185 312 (HALL) The Waltons “The Typewriter” B 2 4 5 6 7 8 9 11 L 2 4 5 The Inyo Register THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 9 Room refund should be shared with traveling companion Dear Annie: I have a problem with one of my best friends, and I hope you can help. “Monique” and I recently split the cost of a hotel room so we could enjoy a weekend of shopping and relaxation. We experienced a few problems with the room, nothing major, but Monique complained to the manager and got a coupon for a free night on her next visit. I was excited until she told me she intended to use it with her husband because she’s always wanted to go there with him. I didn’t say anything to Monique, but why does this refund belong only to her? We’ve talked about returning to the place in a few months, and I think the coupon should be used for the two of us. I will find it really difficult to come back here with Monique if I can’t get past this. Would you please explain why she feels this is hers when I paid for half of the room? I wouldn’t care quite as much except that we always use my car and Monique only pays for gas now and then. – Not Trying To Be Selfish Dear Not Trying: Monique may feel that the refund belongs to her because she was the one who complained. But both of you were inconvenienced by this room, and the refund should be shared. Tell Monique you believe it would be fair to use the refund for your next shopping excursion together. If she refuses, you are under no obligation to return there with her. She will know why. Dear Annie: I am a woman, 5-foot-10 and 240 pounds. I wear a size 12E men’s shoe. Why do retail stores discriminate against tall women? They have petites, plus-sizes COMMUNITY CALENDAR Private businesses or groups holding events for profit are not eligible to use this section. Due to space limitations, we can only guarantee one run per item. All submissions are subject to editing. Sign Up Now playhouse children’s theater Playhouse 395 is inviting all 7- to 13-year-olds in the Eastern Sierra to sign up for its upcoming Children’s Theater Workshop. There will be one session: June 15-26. The children will be learning and performing the Disney classic, “101 Dalmatians.” The deadline to sign up is June 1. Go to playhouse395.com for more information and applications. Thursday, May 14 Inyo GOP women meet The monthly meeting of the Republican Women of Inyo County (serving Inyo and Mono counties) will be held at Astorga’s Restaurant at 11:30 a.m. For more information or reservations, call Virginia Lee Chambers at (760) 8722178. Big Pine American Legion Big Pine American Legion Post 457 will hold its May meeting at 7 p.m. at the Big Pine Town Hall on Dewey Street. All veterans are invited to attend. For more information, contact Don at (760) 9382594. medicare in lone pine Free Medicare information and counseling will be available at Statham Hall, 183 N. Jackson St. in Lone Pine. This service will be provided by HICAP (Health Insurance Counseling and Advocacy Program). To participate, schedule an appointment by calling (760) 872-2043. Weight Watchers meeting A Weight Watchers group meets from 5:30-6 p.m. Thursdays, with weigh-in from 5-5:30 p.m., at St. Timothy’s Church, 700 Hobson St. in Bishop. Visitors are welcome to attend. Bingo at Senior Center AARP is offering bingo at 1 p.m. at the Bishop Senior Center behind the City Park. Everyone age 18 and older is welcome to attend. Callers and cashiers are needed. For more information, call (760) 873-5839. Take off pounds sensibly The local Take Off Pounds Sensibly group, which promotes weight management with a philosophy that combines healthy eating, exercise, wellness, education and peer support, will meet at 6 p.m. at the Highlands Mobile Home Park Senior Club House. The TOPS group is open to men, women and teens. For more information, call Teresa at (760) 872-6729. Friday, May 15 indy farmers market The next Owens Valley Certified Farmers Market will take place from 5-7 p.m. at the Owens Valley Growers Cooperative in Independence at the corner of Edwards Street (Route 395) and Kearsarge. This week’s market will feature lettuce, spinach and other seasonal greens, root vegetables, onions, eggs, herbs, local arts and crafts, and baked goods. For more information, call (760) 915-0185. medicare in bishop Free Medicare information and counseling will be available at the Bishop Senior Center provided by HICAP (Health Insurance Counseling and Advocacy Program). To participate, schedule an appointment by calling (760) 872-2043. united we ride bike night United We Ride is hosting its third Bike Night of the season at 6 p.m. in the Starbucks parking lot on Main Street in Bishop. Residents and visitors are invited to come enjoy a chance to “show and shine” their motorcycles and win some raffle items, too. For more information, call John and Sally Ann Salazar at (760) 938-2847. Law enforcement night at elks Law enforcement and law enforcement related personnel, active and retired, who live in or worked in Inyo or Mono Counties, spouses, associate and honorary members are invited to Law Enforcement Night at the Elks Lodge., 151 E. Line St., Bishop. A no-host bar will be open at 5 p.m. and a steak dinner will be served at 6 p.m. The price is $20 per person. RSVP to the Bishop Elks Lodge by May 8, (760) 873-3221. Office hours are Monday, Wednesday and Friday 9 a.m.-1 p.m. At other times leave a message for Gayle. No cost for law enforcement officers on duty, they need not RSVP. If the RSVP date has passed or for additional questions call Jim Bilyeu at (760) 878-2216. Saturday, May 16 Kids fish day at mt. whitney Friends of the Mt. Whitney Fish Hatchery will open up the historic facility from 9 a.m.-noon to youth ages 15 and younger who want to fish the ponds for up to two CDFW trout. Volunteers will be on hand to help the young anglers, and equipment will be available for those who do not have their own gear. Members of the Aguabonita Flyfishers of Ridgecrest will be on hand to give lessons in fly fishing. An assortment of outdoor-related games and activities will be offered. Youth need only show up on the morning of the event to participate. For more information, email bruceivey@ymail. com. Museum friends’ picnic The Friends of the Eastern California Museum will host its annual community picnic and party from 4-6 p.m. at the museum in Independence. The public is invited to enjoy the afternoon of good food, in the form of grilled chicken, beans, salads and drinks and desserts (vegetarian meal is available) and good music provided by Sandy and the High Country. The cost for the feast and fun is $12 for adults and $8 for youngsters and seniors (beer and wine is extra). The annual community event is held on the grounds of the Eastern California Museum, 155 N. Grant St., in Independence. For more information, call (760) 878-0258 or (760) 873-8583, or visit www.fecm.org. Rare plant treasure hunt The Bristlecone Chapter of the California Native Plant Society is hosting a Rare Plant Treasure Hunt (RPTH)in East Mono Basin for Astragalus pseudiodanthus, Astragalus kentrophyta var. ungulatus. The group will also visit the dunes on the east side of Mono Lake. Meet at the Vons parking lot in Bishop at 9 a.m. to carpool or contact trip leader to meet the group somewhere else along the way. Roads are sandy, so 4WD is best. Contact Sue Weis at (760) 873-3485 or at [email protected]. Planting for pollinators A “Planting for Pollinators” class will be held at Vaughn Gardens in Wilkerson Ranch at 10 a.m. There are rose and flower gardens, a fruit orchard, an herb garden, a native plant garden and a thousand square feet of vegetable gardens. This is a Certified Pollinator Habitat and there are plenty of pollinators to observe and free pollinator plants to take home. Call Marianne at (760) 872-3713 for directions. ESS’ first show of season The Eastern Sierra Sliders reining club will be holding its first horse show of the season today at Hidden Creeks Ranch. The judge for this show will be Pat Wickenheiser of Aqua Dulce. The show will start at 9 a.m. and concessions will be available. Entry forms are available at Wye Road Feed, Allen Outdoor Products and Hidden Creeks Ranch, all in Bishop. Entries are due by Wednesday, May 13 to avoid a late fee. There will also be a tack sale at the show. For more information, contact Happy Nelson at (760) 872-2034. Bingo at Senior Center AARP is offering bingo at 6 p.m. at the Bishop Senior Center behind the City Park. Everyone age 18 and older is welcome to attend. Callers and cashiers are needed. For more information, call (760) 873-5839. HOROSCOPES BY HOLIDAY The conflict between desire and responsibility is an age-old struggle that to some degree affects us every day, though the current Mars and Saturn opposition makes it seem more pronounced. The right thing to do is often not the easiest or most appealing course of action, and yet it’s the only one that won’t end in regret. ARIES (March 21-April 19). You are open to unusual, original and novel ideas, so open, in fact, that sometimes you miss the obvious success key. That’s why it helps to have a very pragmatic friend in your mix. TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Strategy will be better than impulse. Plan your attack, and at least three people around you will support you. Earth signs will be especially helpful – that’s Virgo, Capricorn or a fellow Taurus. GEMINI (May 21-June 21). At first you’ll ask without much luck in the way of a response. “I don’t know” will quickly change to “I know” when you ask a different question. Prod if you must to get to the root of your problem. CANCER (June 22-July 22). Many sales techniques hinge on the belief that the things that are most desirable are in limited supply. Think twice when you’re urged to “buy now because there are only three left.” There are many more than three left. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22). You have a talent for levity and an instinct for fun – lead with laughter today. There is no need to be self-conscious and overly concerned about what others think. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). People who feel pressured are likely to act out of fear, and the result will lead to regret. How can you take the pressure off? How can you make it fun? LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 23). You value honesty, but do be gentle, because the people around you are more sensitive than usual. Much will be accomplished with a compassionate tone of voice. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 21). You seek the kind of understanding that can only come from putting your- Holiday Mathis self in another person’s position. You don’t mind walking a mile in another person’s moccasins as long as that person’s shoe size is similar to yours. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21). You approach the day as if it were an experiment, and your curious, playful mindset will keep you from getting frustrated. Whether it goes right or wrong, you learn. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19). On the subject of personal and emotional space, everyone has a certain comfort zone. You need a bigger buffer than usual today, and you’ll favor those who understand and respect your boundaries. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18). You may be building an event up to be much bigger than it needs to be. Try hard, but don’t worry if it doesn’t work out. There will be more and better opportunities in your future. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20). Small issues can escalate quickly. If you run into a problem, meet with the others involved straight away and face-to-face for speedy resolution. Lose old baggage. It’s not relevant to who you are now. TODAY’S BIRTHDAY (May 14). Tenacity breeds success. June shows you regularly seeing someone special. July brings second chances and a homecoming. A friend will excel within an area you long to master. It’s not a contest. Accept the help that’s offered to you in September. Barriers to forward movement are eliminated in November. Leo and Scorpio people adore you. Your lucky numbers are: 4, 1, 22, 20 and 14. WEEKEND LOVE FORECAST: ARIES: When your efforts to get close to someone are not working, see whether you have better luck by doing the opposite. TAURUS: Your imagination is more powerful than you think. The fictional scenario you dream up could happen in reality. GEMINI: You’ll chase a mystery all weekend. CANCER: Children and those who are young at heart will spark your joy. The more you’re around the spirit of youth the younger you’ll feel. LEO: Control freaks are not fun to be around. All goes beautifully when you accept people as they are. VIRGO: Take a step back, and let things settle. What seemed to be falling apart may really be falling into place. LIBRA: No plan? No problem. You’ll be at your best when you are forced to improvise. SCORPIO: Progress doesn’t always look like progress. You’ll take one step forward and two steps back, but that’s fine -this is a dance, not a race. SAGITTARIUS: The most interesting people can be happy, interested and enthusiastic for no good reason. CAPRICORN: With fear comes heightened energy and greater awareness – it’s a gift, really. AQUARIUS: You put in the practice and honed your talent, and now you’ll reap the benefits. PISCES: Good conversations are stimulated by interesting environments. COUPLE OF THE WEEKEND: The moon and the sun will both be in Taurus this weekend, begging the question: Can two bulls be too many for one relationship? The stubbornness that the bull is known for can be a problem if the two Taurus natives are in disagreement, but the same tenacity can be applied to doing the work it takes to make love last. This couple doesn’t expect love’s journey to be a constant honeymoon. To find out more about Holiday Mathis and read her past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com. and juniors, while I am lucky to find a pair of pants anywhere, let alone something stylish. I’m stuck between ugly and uglier. Retailers assume all overweight women are short and round. I’m a size 14, but clothing in that size is never long enough. All I want is a plain T-shirt or a nice pair of jeans that I can try on in a store. I have to order everything online and pay for shipping. When it arrives, I discover it doesn’t fit, and I have to return it and wait a week to get my money back. I’m sick of people telling me to buy men’s clothing. It’s degrading and depressing. Shoes are even worse. I had to make my own wedding shoes. I couldn’t even find them on sites for drag queens. Please let retailers and designers know that women come in all shapes and sizes, and once in a while, they should use a tall woman as a model. size women. But apparently, there isn’t enough demand for clothes in your size. That is why ordering things online has become such big business, and it’s a blessing for those who don’t fit into standard sizes and cannot afford to have their clothing or shoes custom made. Please don’t give up looking. One of these days you will find an online store where the sizing works for you, and you won’t need to return everything. Kathy & Marcy – Fed Up Dear Fed Up: Here’s the problem with catering to every shape and size: Retailers need to make money. They stock what sells. They can sell a great many things for those of average height and average size, and they have discovered a big market for plus- Annie’s Mailbox is written by Kathy Mitchell and Marcy Sugar, longtime editors of the Ann Landers column. Please email your questions to anniesmailbox@creators. com, or write to: Annie’s Mailbox, c/o Creators Syndicate, 737 3rd Street, Hermosa Beach, CA 90254. To find out more about Annie’s Mailbox and read features by other Creators Syndicate writers and cartoonists, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www. creators.com. Today’s Crossword Puzzle Previous Puzzle Solved The Inyo Register 10 eASTeRN SIeRRA CLASSIFIeDS THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 READ. RECYCLE. READ. RECYCLE. READ. RECYCLE. READ. RECYCLE. We now use 40% recycled newsprint. Thank You for recycling. 020 HAPPINESS IS ... HAPPINESS IS ÉA LANON Help and Hope for Families and Friends of Alcoholics MONDAY NIGHT GROUP meets at the Methodist Church in Bishop (corner Fowler & Church Streets) every Monday from 7:00PM - 8:30PM. WEDNESDAY NIGHT GROUP meets at Northern Inyo Hospital Administration Building in Bishop, every Wed. from 6:00PM - 7:30PM. For more information call 760-873-8225 HAPPINESS IS.... NAMI - EASTERN SIERRA (National Alliance on Mental Illness) FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Join our local Inyo-Mono Group on the FIRST Wednesday of EVERY month. (APRIL 1 • MAY 6 • JUNE 3, and so on) First United Methodist Church, 205 N. Fowler, Bishop. In the “Adult Lounge”. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS IS food a problem for you? Do you eat when you!re not hungry? Go on eating binges for no apparent reason? Is weight affecting the way you live? Bishop Overeaters Anonymous welcomes you Ð no dues, fees, or weigh-ins. For more info, call Marilyn at 760-872-3757 or 760-920-8013. Bishop Overeaters Anonymous Saturdays 10:00 a.m. -11:00 a.m. Calvary Baptist Church Library 1100 W. Line St., Bishop 025 LOST AND FOUND FOUND: THURSDAY AFTERNOON a child's small tent blew into our yard in Big Pine. Call to identify 760-938-2058 040 BARGAIN CORRAL 045 HELP WANTED GUPPIES - RED TAILS, maile and females. $1.00 each. 760-872-4505 APPRENTICE WOODWORKER DK Woodworks located in Crowley Lake is seeking to hire a full-time apprentice woodworker. Candidates need to be reliable, passionate about woodworking, precision orientated, motivated by challenging work, and enjoy being in a shop atmosphere. As part of a small team, we tackle highly creative projects, that involve state-of-the-art tooling. Construction or shop experience a bonus. We offer competitive salaries with benefits, based on experience . For more information contact Kyle Osland at: [email protected] 045 HELP WANTED - COUNTY OF INYO ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR II OR III (PART-TIME) Department - Health and Human Services, Behavioral Health Division Location - Countywide Salary Counselor II - $18.24 - $22.15/hr. Counselor III- $20.01 - $24.33/hr. Up to 19 hours per week - no County benefits Minimum Qualifications: Addictions Counselor II - Certification as a drug and alcohol counselor is required plus a minimum of two years of experience (one year defined in accordance with Title IX) providing alcohol and/or other drug treatment and recovery services, including both counseling and educational services. Addictions Counselor III - Certification as a drug and alcohol counselor is required plus a minimum of three years of experience (one year as defined in accordance with Title IX) providing alcohol and/or other drug treatment and recovery services, including both counseling and educational services. To obtain a complete job description and an Inyo County application form, visit www.inyocounty.us or call (760) 878-0407. Deadline for application: Applications must be received no later than 5:00 p.m., May 21, 2015 (postmarks not accepted). Must apply on Inyo County application form. EOE/ADA. 040 BARGAIN CORRAL FENWICK SF74-4, 7! Ft. Fly/Spin combo. 4 Part pack rod $100. Fenwick Lunkerstick 200, 7! ft, $60. 760-873-6195 Associate Transportation Planner Two positions, Caltrans, Bishop The Inyo Register The Inyo Register For Home Delivery call 873-3535 ANSWERS Caltrans, District 9, is now recruiting for 2 Associate Transportation Planner positions. One is permanent full-time, and one is limited term, 18 months, with the possibility of becoming permanent. For recruitment purposes, these positions may be filled at the entry level, Transportation Planner, and promote to the Associate level at a later time. New applicants to State of CA employment must have completed the transportation planner EXAM, which is an online exam process, and is open at this time. Applicants must also meet the minimum qualifications as stated in the exam and job postings Ð with either a Bachelor!s degree in transportation planning or related field, OR a combination of education and planning related experience, OR education may be substituted by planning related experience on a year for year basis. Please see detailed job postings and exam information by going to jobs.ca.gov and search by job title, Ò Transportation PlannerÓ . Or stop by Caltrans at 500 S. Main Street, Bishop. The final filing dates for these recruitments are May 14 and May 15. Puzzle Date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 CASHIER/STOCK PERSON WANTED Mature, responsible person wanted for Full time/part time shifts. Apply in person at Bishop Creek Chevron, 2329 N. Sierra Hwy., Bishop. SOUTHERN INYO HEALTHCARE DISTRICT CERTIFIED NURSING ASSISTANTS Responsible for providing direct resident care following established policies and procedures under the supervision of the Director of Nursing. Night Shifts: Full Time, Part Time and Per Diem positions. Travel assistance for those who commute 60+ miles. Job description and applications are available online at www.sihd.org/jobs or outside the Human Resources office. Southern Inyo Healthcare District P.O. Box 1009, 501 East Locust Street Lone Pine, CA. 93545 (760) 876-2205 Does Harriet need a new chariot? Find a new or used auto in the EastErn siErra ClassifiEds 873-3535 045 HELP WANTED BISHOP PAIUTE TRIBE Accepting applications for the following positions: ACCOUNTING CLERK III Fiscal Department Permanent, Full-Time, Eligible for benefits Salary Range $24.72-$34.61/hr. ($51,418 - $71,989 Annually) DOQ This position is Open Until Filled SUMMER ENRICHMENT PROGRAM INTERNSHIP Education Department 4 Positions Available to College Level Students Seasonal 8-week position $12.00 / hour working 30 hours per week. Valid Drivers License and Insurability is required as well as pre-employment background check, drug screen, and TB test clearances. Deadline for applications: Friday, May 15, 2015 For job descriptions and applications visit the Bishop Paiute Tribe website at www.bishoppaiutetribe.com or contact the HR Office at (760) 873-3584. Employment eligibility criteria for most positions with the Bishop Paiute Tribe include criminal background checks and clearance, valid driver's license and insurability with company insurance, and submit and pass a pre-employment drug screen. Additional requirements may apply to specific positions in accordance with applicable laws, regulations, and funding agency requirements and may include education verification, individual credit checks, TB Test, Physical Examinations, Fit-for-duty Tests, etc. Indian Preference: Native American Indian preference shall apply pursuant to the prevailing Bishop Tribal Employment Rights Ordinance and the Indian Self-Determination and Education Assistance Act and other relevant laws. 045 HELP WANTED COUNTER SALES Good people skills, ordering, serving public, keep store in order, willing to work and learn, full to part time. Please apply in person at Home Lumber, 1130 N. Main, Bishop. EOE TOIYABE INDIAN HEALTH PROJECT, INC. is currently accepting applications for the following positions with the deadline date as listed: DIALYSIS OFFICE MANAGER BISHOP CLINIC This is a full-time exempt position with benefits; working under the supervision of the Chief Operations Officer and in consultation with the contract Nephrologist, the Dialysis Office Manager is responsible and accountable for the coordination of the provision of dialysis for patients and the safe and efficient operation of the Dialysis Unit and staff. Graduate from an accredited school of nursing and hold a current California R.N. license or graduate form accredited school of Medical Office Management or Health Administration or relevant dialysis experience equivalent to the length of time needed to earn a bachelor's degree (4 years). At least twelve (12) months of experience in clinical nursing as a RN providing dialysis treatment or at least 12 months of experience as a Dialysis or Medical Office Manager. , CPR certified or certified within three months of hire, must have a valid driver's license and be insurable with TIHP Insurance, pre-employment requirements will apply. Deadline to apply: Wednesday, May 20, 2015. Visit our website at www.toiyabe.us for position descriptions and applications or maybe picked up at Toiyabe Administration, 52 Tu Su Lane, Bishop, CA 93514 Tel: 760-873-8464 Fax: 760-873-3935 Email: [email protected] or [email protected] Toiyabe is an E.O.E. within the confines of the Indian Preference Act. BUSINESS DIRECTORY Presenting some of the best kept secrets in town. IMPORTANT PUBLIC NOTICE California Business and Professions Code Section 7027, et sec. requires that any advertisement by a licensed contractor include the contractor's license number. Section 7027.2 says that unlicensed persons whose work qualifies under the minor work exemption, less than $500 including material and labor, may advertise, provided that he or she shall state in the advertisement that they are not licensed. The California Contractors State License Board publishes a free booklet, 'What You Should Know Before You Hire A Contractor.' For free information call, 1-800-321-CSLB. graphic design For further information please contact Jody Eddings at 872-0791 or by email [email protected] ✄ CLIP HERE & TAKE WITH YOU ✄ PLACE YOUR GARAGE/YARD SALE AD HERE! bishop ! - (DT) - 21ST ANNUAL GIANT YARD SALE & MARKETPLACE!! Yard & Garden Art Galore!! All sorts of neat and funky stuff! Old windows, picket fences, garden benches/ladders/chairs, buckets, pails, wheels, rusty old gears, planters, trellises, old gates, wheelbarrows, BODIE style door/old doors, bedsteads, old boxes/crates, old signs, old farm equip parts/pieces, old bottles/cans, old desks, rusty old garden tools, plant stands, metal baskets, buck saw, propellers, airplane nose, metal Gerry cans, Coleman lanterns, snow shoes, camping, fishing poles, toboggan, insulators, garden orbs, lots of rusty treasures & finds!! Old mining, stove, vintage door/cabinet hardware, vintage lighting, vintage tack, Western clothing, vests, boots, tack, Mule Days memorabilia/buckles, Calif. Pottery, Pyrex, Wallace restaurantwear, vintage kitchen stuff, purple glass, upcycler!s paradise, recycler!s what-nots!! Bird house watcha-ma-call-its, lots of Ò what is thatÓ ?? And thing-a-ma-bobs!! 402 W. YANEY, FRI., MAY 15 - FRI. MAY 22-ISH, 7:30AM-ISH - 6:30PM-ISH. ! - (DT) - 263 SOUTH ST., UNIT #14, (IN BACK ALLEY), SATURDAY, MAY 16, 8:00AM-??? STORAGE UNIT/YARD SALE, Yeager storage. Cross street is S. Third St. Please park in alley or on South Street. Camping gear, household items and kid!s stuff. ! - (DL) - 1810 SANIGER, SATURDAY, MAY 16, 8:00AM-4:00PM HUGE 3 FAMILY SALE! Furniture, appliances, tools, fishing gear, toys, clothing, a little bit of everything! ! - (BH) - 2322 GALLOWAY, FRI. & SAT., MAY 14 & 15, 7:30AM - ??? Nice dress slacks (Misses Sz 8-10), new tops, jenas & misc. Linens, afghans, appliances, lots of good things, come check us out! ! - (BH) - TOWER GARDEN OPEN HOUSE - 2215 MCCREE, SATURDAY MAY 16, 11:00AM -2:00 PM Come by Sat. 5/16 from 11-2 to check out our Tower Garden vertical growing system. Aeroponic growing. No dirt, no weeds. 760-873-7839 Rain or Shine chalfant ! - CHALFANT - 659 VALLEY RD., SATURDAY, MAY 16, 8:00AM - 1:00PM Furniture, large kennel, dishes, car parts, camper shell, printer, gas dryer, refrigerator, and much more! CODES FOR BISHOP AREA DT: Downtown Area WB: W. Bishop BH: Highland MC: Meadowcreek BA: Barlow Area RK: Rocking K Area BG: Glenwood MH Pk DL: Dixon Ln Area MM: Manor Mkt. Area WK: Wilkerson LA: Lazy A Area PHONE (760) 873-3535 | FAX (760) 873-3591 | 1180 N. MAIN ST., STE. 108, BISHOP, CA 93514 | E-MAIL [email protected] The Inyo Register 045 HELP WANTED THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 11 045 HELP WANTED FRONT DESK AGENTS PRODUCER & DIRECTORS WANTED Playhouse 395 seeks directors and producer for Children!s Theatre Workshop from June 15 - 26, 2015. For information and application go to: www.playhouse395.com BISHOP CREEKSIDE INN is now hiring Front Desk Agents. Continually rated # 1 on Trip Advisor and undergoing a multi-million dollar renovation, we are looking for an enthusiastic candidate with the knowledge and skills to join our Front Desk team and deliver 4 Star Service. Schedule is dependent on hotel operations with the flexibility to work days, nights & weekends. Wages are $ 12-$14 per hour, DOE. Send resumes to [email protected] GREAT BASIN UNIFIED AIR POLLUTION CONTROL DISTRICT DRIVERS - MAMMOTH Work and play in Mammoth! The Eastern Sierra Transit Authority is seeking responsible and energetic Drivers for Mammoth Lakes, all routes including the Trolley and Red's Meadow Shuttle. Training for a Commercial License, Passenger Endorsements and Airbrake Certificate is available. Driving rate: $13.67 to $16.15 per hr Pre-employment and random drug screening required. Applications are due by Friday, May 22, 2015. Applications can be found online at www.estransit.com, At the Mammoth Office (210 Commerce Dr), Bishop Office (703B Airport Rd) or Call 760-872-1901 ext. 11 EOE employer EXPERIENCED MOTEL MANAGERS, wanted. Please call 818-368-1151 FULL & PART Time Positions: Breakfast host/hostess, Laundry, Housekeeping, front desk, all shifts. Apply in person 636 N. Main, Bishop. No phone calls. FULL TIME COOK wanted $14 $16/hr. Alabama Hills Cafe, Lone Pine. Call 760-876-1807 or 760-876-4675 HAIRSTYLISTS & MANICURIST STUDIO 27 is looking for 2 Hair stylists and 1 Manicurist. Fun, friendly work environment, competitive booth rent. Call Kelly 760-873-8278 BIG PINE PAIUTE TRIBE Job Announcement HOUSING MANAGER Salary Range: DOQ Supervisor: Tribal Administrator Job Duties: Will have overall responsibility for implementing the Big Pine NAHASDA Housing Program eligible activities. These activates include administration of the Big Pine CDD Housing Program as well as planning and implementation of housing programs consistent with the adopted and approved housing policies and Tribal goals and objectives as outlined in each annual Indian Housing Plan (IHP). This position is the primary representative to the Housing Committee, by preparing and making recommendations to the Housing Committee and then coordinating and presenting the recommendations to the Tribal Council. Qualifications: A minimum of a Bachelor's degree in Business Administration, Public Administration, or equivalent, and a minimum of five years of executive management experience. Must possess housing management certification, knowledge of the environment and contractual requirements for construction of homes, good verbal and written communication skills, computer literacy, knowledge of policies and practices in the housing field and must maintain strict confidentiality. For Job Description and Application: Contact the Big Pine Tribal Office at 825 S. Main St. Phone: 760-938-2003 DEADLINE TO APPLY: May 22, 2015 NOW HIRING DRIVERS, HOUSEKEEPING, SERVICE / REPAIR STAFF Adventure in Camping is looking for Drivers, Housekeepers, Service and Repair person, Lot Coordinators. Please send Resume / Inquiry application to: [email protected] or come by and see us at 22827 Highway 395, Lot 7 in the Sierra Business Park , Mammoth Lakes www.adventureincamping.com OFFICE MANAGER DUTIES: Phones, scheduling, invoic ing, accounts payable and receivable, payroll. Customer service, attention to detail, good decision-making and computer skills necessary. Knowledge of Quickbooks helpful. Will train the right person. Part-time with potential for full-time. Good wages. Vacation pay for full-time. E-mail resume to: [email protected] DISHWASHER WANTED. PART time, 25-30 hrs. per week. Alabama Hills Cafe, Lone Pine. Call 760-876-1807 or 760-876-4675 PASSENGER SERVICES AGENT The Eastern Sierra Transit Authority is seeking a Passenger Services Agent for the Red's Meadow Shuttle Service. Duties include ticket sales, assist in the boarding of passengers and provide information on the Reds Meadow Shuttle. This position requires strong customers service skills; computer and Spanish Language skills are a plus. Background check is required. This is a seasonal position averaging 20-40 hrs per week. Hourly salary range is: $12.49-$15.19. Applications are due by Friday, May 22, 2015. Applications can be found online at www.estransit.com, At the Mammoth Office (210 Commerce Dr), Bishop Office (703B Airport Rd) or Call 760-872-1901 ext. 11. EOE employer 045 HELP WANTED 045 HELP WANTED 045 HELP WANTED 045 HELP WANTED RN OR LVN COMMERCIAL ELECTRICIAN & APPRENTICE - 3 Month project in Bishop . Salary based on experience . Contact Ed : EMC ELECTRICAL SERVICE 800-959-8405 RESEARCH AND SYSTEMS ANALYST I OR II Bishop Office (Full-Time, w/ Benefits). One position. Salary Range I: $4,737 - $5,758 per month ($27.33 - $33.22 per hour) Salary Range II: $5,446 - $6,619 per month ($31.42 - $38.19 per hour) For more information and job application visit: http://www.gbuapcd.org/employment/index.htm or call (760) 872-8211. Applications and materials for this position should be submitted to GBUAPCD, S. Ono, Administrative Projects Manager, 157 Short Street, Bishop, California, 93514 by 4:00 pm on Friday, June 5, 2015. Open until filled. Part / Full time help needed in local home care business. Looking for caring person who enjoys working and providing hands on care.For more information call or come by Air-Way Medical, 760-872-1117 BIG PINE PAIUTE TRIBE Job Announcement TRIBAL HISTORIC PRESERVATION OFFICER Salary Range: $21-$25/Hr. DOQ (32 hour week) Supervisor: Tribal Administrator Job Duties: Will be primarily responsible for implementing the Tribal Historic Preservation Office on Tribal lands on and off the Big Pine Indian Reservation; work with the Cultural Committee in developing educational activities and projects; analyze environmental and cultural documents for projects which may impact the Big Pine Paiute Tribe; maintain and expand tribal archives. Qualifications: A B.A. degree in Native American Studies, Geography, Anthropology, or closely related field; or equivalent exper-ience; be knowledgeable of all relevant laws and regulations related to the position, especially the National Historic Preservation Act and its Section 106 Regulations. Excellent computer literacy required. Must have a clean driving record with ability to be insured; must submit to drug testing if asked. For Full Job Description and Application: Contact the Big Pine Tribal Office at 825 S. Main St. Phone: 760-938-2003 DEADLINE TO APPLY: May 15, 2015 MECHANICS WANTED DESK CLERK Dow Villa Motel is now hiring for Desk Clerk position. Please apply in person at 310 S. Main St., Lone Pine, CA. LINE COOK WANTED at Panamint Springs Resort. Immediate openings. Hourly rate + food and housing. Please email or fax resume ([email protected]) 760-462-2021 www.panamintsprings.com READY MIX COMPANY seeking experienced diesel/mixer mechanics in the Bishop CA area. Class b license desired and experience is required. Please visit our web site at 711materials.com for an application and e mail it to: [email protected] The Inyo Register 12 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 045 HELP WANTED 155 APTS. UNFURNISHED 170 HOUSES UNFURNISHED 175 MOBILE HOMES FOR RENT BEHAVIORAL INSTRUCTORS 1BED/1BATH QUIET COMPLEX 1871 Saniger, Bishop. Fenced yard, laundry o site $675/mo. 2BED/1BATH $800/mo. Call Judy 760-914-2834 3BED/2BATH LONE PINE - ALABAMA HILLS Open Living room & kitchen, 2 car gar. on 1.4 acs, References required, $950/mo. + $950 sec. deposit. 760-876-5526 ELM TREE TRAILER PARK Large and small trailers with patios & storage units starting at $475/mo. Judy 760-914-2834 BIG PINE - Small 2 bed house, no fenced yard. $650/mo. plus first, last and $300 dep. 760-938-2691 STORAGE UNITS - Many sizes available: 6x10, 8 x12, 10x16, 10x20. C all for New Customer Special. 760-873-7339 CALIFORNIA PSYCHCARE Bishop is hiring for Behavorial Instructors. We are looking for people who are enthusiastic and have an interest in providing behavorial therapy for children with developmental disabilities. Bachelor!s degree or bilingual a plus. Please bring resume to 192-A E. Line, Bishop or email to Katherine Nauman at [email protected] . 760-475-9770 INYO MONO ADVOCATES for Community Action, Inc. (IMACA) has the following open position in the Weatherization program at the Bishop location: WEATHERIZATION LEAD CONTRACTOR $20.00 - $26.00/Hr - Annually $33,280 $43,264 DOQ 32 Hrs/Wk, Full Benefits - Medical, Dental, Vision, Life & Retirement, Vacation, Sick, Holidays Open: Thursday April 16, 2015 Closing: Friday, May 15, 2015 @5pm Application and complete job description available at the IMACA Office www.imaca.net: Call or online at 873-8557 or email [email protected] for any questions. TO APPLY: Please submit your complete application, resume, cover letter and contractor license to the IMACA Administration Office at 224 S. Main Street, Bishop, CA 93514 1BED/1BATH UPSTAIRS, $700/MO. + $700 dep. 2BED APT., $685/mo. + $685 dep. 1 BED $585/mo. + dep. Call 760-873-7339. 160 CONDOS FOR RENT ROME DR., BISHOP 3bed/2bath, fenced yard, 2 car garage, qualifiied pets considered. $1500/mo. Call 760-387-2338 5x10 $50 10x15 $95 Collins Rd., Bishop 760-872-2910 175 MOBILE HOMES FOR RENT 185 BUS. PROPERTY FOR RENT Good people skills serving the public, self-motivated, willing to work and learn. Part to full time. Please apply in person at Home Lumber, 1130 N. Main, Bishop. EOE 090 FURNITURE 760-914-0583 165 HOUSES FURNISHED Commercial Space for rent, 1300 sq. ft. Please call John Slee. Please do not bother the tenant. 1 ACRE HORSE PROPERTY 2 BED / 2 BATH plus office. $2600/mo. Fully landscaped with spectacular views. In Bishop. Preview this property at: www.SierraResortRealEstate.com Maggie Larson, Broker 760-937-4502 3 BED / 2 BATH MEADOWCREEK, BISHOP - Bright, well maintained home with great yard & trees, 2 car garage. Fresh paint and super clean, $1,800/mo. with year lease. 760-920-3676 Unfurnished, Approx 2,160 sq. ft. with 2 car garage, large covered porch and beautiful backyard with running creek. $1500/mo. 760-937-5455 155 APTS. UNFURNISHED 506 GROVE - 3BED/2BA Beautifully renovated with new tile floors, kitchen countertop, stove, refrigerator, carpet, etc. Nicely landscaped, gardener is included. Rent is $625/month. Call for details. BISHOP, IN TOWN - 2 Story, refrig., range/oven, dishwasher, evap. cooler, efficient heat, fenced front yard, single car garage. Walk to schools, church, shopping. $1475/mo., 1 yr. lease required, plus security & cleaning deposits. No pets, no smoking. 775-790-0091 760- 937-7260 INDEPENDENCE 1 BED/1 BATH DUPLEX 320 PUBLIC NOTICES NOTIFICATION TO CREDITORS BY TRUSTEES PURSUANT TO PROBATE CODE SECTION 16061.7 GEORGIA K. LOWE executed the Amended and Restated JOHN E. LOWE AND GEORGIA K. LOWE FAMILY TRUST on March 15, 2012 in her capacity as Surviving Settlor. GEORGIA K. LOWE died on May 2, 2015, resulting in the JOHN E. LOWE AND GEORGIA K. LOWE FAMILY TRUST becoming irrevocable. Pursuant to Probate Code Section 16061.7, the Trustee provides the following Notification: 1. The name, mailing address, and telephone number of the Trustee of the Trust is set forth below: KATHRYN KELLY and TIMOTHY KELLY c/o LAW OFFICES OF LINDA D. HESS P. O. Box 351 Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546 (760) 934-3113 2. The address of the principal trust administration pursuant to Probate Code Section 17002 is set forth below: KATHRYN KELLY and TIMOTHY KELLY c/o LAW OFFICES OF LINDA D. HESS P. O. Box 351 Mammoth Lakes, CA 93546 (760) 934-3113 3. The terms of the JOHN E. LOWE AND GEORGIA K. LOWE FAMILY TRUST require the disclosure of the following: The JOHN E. LOWE AND GEORGIA K. LOWE FAMILY TRUST became irrevocable on May 2, 2015 upon the death of GEORGIA K. LOWE. 4. YOU MAY NOT BRING AN ACTION TO CONTEST THE TRUST OR FILE A CREDITOR'S CLAIM MORE THAN 120 DAYS FROM THE DATE OF PUBLICATION OF THIS NOTIFICATION BY THE TRUSTEE. Dated: May 8, 2015 ____________________________________ LINDA D. HESS, ATTORNEY FOR KATHRYN KELLY and TIMOTHY KELLY, Successor Trustees of the JOHN E. LOWE AND GEORGIA K. LOWE FAMILY TRUST (IR 5/14, 5/16/15, #11666) 661-667-3821 760-937-2534 The Inyo Register For Home Delivery call 873-3535 320 PUBLIC NOTICES 5.83 ACRE PARCEL BED/1BATH Unobstructed views! Underground utilities adjacent to BLM. Owner financing. Only $84,000. Contact Broker, Maggie Larson 12X60 MOBILE home, well kept, two large storage sheds, nice yard with trees. $650/mo. plus deposit and utilities. Shady Rest Trailer Park, 399 E. Yaney, Bishop. For appt. please call: 4 BED / 2.5 BATH BIG PINE Oak finish, 7! ft. high, glass doors and 2 large drawers. $300. 2006 VICTORY VEGAS 8 BALL Great cond., 1635 cc, 26,600 miles, stage one exhaust, plenty of extra bling, clear title, tagged thru 2/16. $6200 OBO No trades, you!ll love this bike. Located in Bishop. Call Shane: COMMERCIAL SPACE SIERRA RESORT PROPERTY MGMT Maggie Larson, Owner Broker (760)937-4502 www.SierraResortRealEstate.com 760-937-4502 220 HOUSES FOR SALE MAMMOTH COMMERCIAL GARAGE 760-920-3969 320 PUBLIC NOTICES NOTICE OF AVAILABILITY OF TRIBAL ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT REPORT AND PUBLIC HEARING The Proposed Project represents planned development of the Reservation, as envisioned by the Tribe's Integrated Resource Management Plan 2006-2015 (January 2006), potential employment for Tribal members, and additional revenue for the Tribe. In addition, the Proposed Project would benefit the area by providing a place for commercial trucks to park during highway closures due to snow, rain, fire, blowing dust, etc. This would improve the overall safety of US 395 by removing trucks from state highways, County and Reservation roadways, and City streets. A public hearing will be held to solicit comments on the proposed project on May 20, 2015 at 6:00 PM in the Wellness Center, located at 545 Butcher Lane, Big Pine. (IR 6/14/15, #11668) 320 PUBLIC NOTICES BRIDGEPORT INDIAN COLONY INVITATION FOR BIDS FOR SITE GRADING ON THE BRIDGEPORT INDIAN COLONY NOTICE TO BIDDERS NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that Northern Inyo Hospital will receive sealed bids at the hospital's Main Lobby Reception Desk, West Line Street entrance, until 10 A.M. on May 18th, 2015. Stripping and Waxing of Floors Including: Vinyl Composition Tile / Sheet Vinyl / Ceramic Tile Avail. immediately on Sierra Park Dr. Versatile lease space. Great for use as office or for storage. Call for details. The public review period shall commence on April 18, 2015 and shall end on May 20, 2015. The Draft TEIR is available for public inspection at the Big Pine Public Library, located at 500 South Main Street, Big Pine, CA 93513, (760) 938-2420, and at the Big Pine Paiute Tribal office located at 825 South Main Street, Big Pine, CA 93513, (760) 938-2003. Comments may be submitted to the Big Pine Paiute Tribal Development Corporation at PO Box 700, 545 Butcher Lane, Big Pine, CA 93513 or to [email protected]. GUN DISPLAY CASE Sunny & quiet with adjacent storage/ garage space available. Rent negotiable/combo discount. Great for local business. Approx. 750 sq. ft. 205 ACREAGE & LOTS 760-914-0632 095 GUNS MAMMOTH OFFICE SPACE 760-920-3969 NOTICE IS HEREBY GIVEN that a Draft Tribal Environmental Impact Report (Draft TEIR) has been prepared for the Big Pine Travel Plaza Project pursuant to the Big Pine Paiute Tribe of the Owens Valley Tribal Environmental Policy Ordinance. The Draft TEIR analyses impacts associated with a Travel Plaza designed to serve the commercial and non-commercial vehicular traffic passing through the town of Big Pine, California, on U.S. Highway 395 (US 395), and an adjacent Class II gaming facility located on the Big Pine Paiute Indian Tribal Reservation. 42”W x76”H x22”D, Light oak, adjust able shelves, retractable doors. Fits 39” flat screen TV. Like new. $300. 265 MOTORCYCLES K & L STORAGE 1BED/1BA TRAILER WEST BISHOP Available for immediate move-in at West Bishop RV Park. 323-449-1158 [email protected] 170 HOUSES UNFURNISHED ENTERTAINMENT ARMOIRE 250 CAMPERS & CAMPER SHELLS 2011 SNUGTOP CAMPER SHELL Xtra Vision $950 OBO. Fits 2007-2013 Toyota Tundra Crew Max. Good condition. Shell can be viewed at Boyd Fence in Bishop. 818-264-5570 [email protected] 180 SPACE FOR RENT 760-873-3430 YARD WORKER 185 BUS. PROPERTY FOR RENT ! CROWLEY LAKE ESTATES Reduced by $60,000.00! Beautiful views from every room and outside deck. Cozy living room with a custom fireplace, open kitchen, vaulted ceilings, 3 bedrooms plus loft, largest lot in the subdivision, over sized garage. Motivated sellers! Call for more details: 750-937-5455 Complete specifications and proposal instructions may be obtained from Richard Miears Environmental Services Manager, Northern Inyo Hospital, 150 Pioneer Lane, Bishop, CA 93514. Telephone: (760) 920-9468. Email: [email protected]. All bids must be received by 10 A.M. May on 18th, 2015. (IR 4/25, 4/28, 4/30, 5/2, 5/5, 5/7, 5/12, 5/14, 5/16/15, #11636) WE MOVE ITEMS FAST The Eastern Sierra Classifieds 873-3535 320 PUBLIC NOTICES NOTICE INVITING BIDS / NOTICE TO CONTRACTORS SOUTH BISHOP IMPROVEMENT PROJECT The Inyo County Public Works Department is soliciting bids for the: SOUTH BISHOP IMPROVEMENT PROJECT The project location is briefly described below: On Sunland Drive from the intersection with U.S. 395 north approximately 3.8 miles to the intersection with West Line Street (U.S. 168) Bid packages, which include the notice inviting bids, bid proposal forms, contract and bond forms, special provisions, and plans may be obtained only from the Inyo County Public Works Department, 168 North Edwards Street, P.O. Drawer Q, Independence, CA 93526, telephone (760) 878-0201. The bid packages are also available for inspection at the department offices during regular business hours. There will be a non-refundable charge of $110.00 for hard copies of a full-size (24” x 36”) set of the plans, special provisions, and the bid package. There will be a non-refundable charge of $43.50 for hard copies of a reduced-size (11” x 17”) set of the plans, special provisions, and the bid package. Checks are to be made out to Inyo County Public Works Department. Bid packages are also available at no charge at the County of Inyo website at www.inyocounty.us. Bidders who obtain bid packages over the Internet are responsible for notifying the county that they are plan holders. Bidders who do not notify the county that they are plan holders may not be notified of any addenda that are issued. If the county issues any addenda to the bid package that are not acknowledged by the bidder, the bid proposal may be rejected. The Bridgeport Indian Colony (BIC) will accept sealed bids from licensed contractors, for the grading of 4 sites for new homes on the Bridgeport Indian Colony, Bridgeport California, until 2:00p.m. May 28, 2015, at the Bridgeport Colony Office, 355 Sagebrush Drive , Bridgeport CA. Information about onsite materials is described in the report entitled Subsurface Investigation and Pavement Design Report for the Sunland Drive Bicycle Lanes Project and the South Bishop Resurfacing Project, dated October 1, 2014, prepared by Eastern Sierra Engineering of Reno, Nevada. The report is included in the Appendix to the Special Provisions for the project. Plans, specifications and the required bid forms are available from the BIC Housing Office at 760-932-7083. Please note, the time frame for completion is 30 days from award and notice to proceed. Bids must be delivered in a sealed envelope clearly marked thereon with the bidder's name and address, the word BID, and the project title - This project is subject to the Tribal Prevailing Wage requirements. Wage rates are included in the Proposal packet. To be considered, bids must be received by the Assistant Clerk to the Inyo County Board of Supervisors, 224 N. Edwards Street (mailing address: P.O. Box N), Independence, CA 93526 at or before 3:30 P.M., on June 5, 2015 at which time they will be publicly opened and read. No oral, email, telephone, or fax proposals or modifications will be accepted. A bid accepted by The Bridgeport Indian Colony shall not include any State of California sales/use taxes. The Bridgeport Indian Colony is exempt from state taxation. As such, a contractor must comply with State of California tax laws in order not to be responsible for sales/use taxes for materials, equipment, fixtures and other personal property incorporated in the project which is the subject matter of the contract. The Colony will provide the contractor with a certificate of tax exemption which contractor will keep in its possession to establish the tax exempt sale in the event that any questions arise with the California State Board if Equalization. This Bid is not restricted to Indian Organizations or Economic Enterprises; however the award will be in accordance with Indian preference under the Indian Self-Determination and Education Assistance Act (25 U.S.C. 450e(b) and (c)) and 25 CFR 170.619 & 170.911. To qualify for the preference, proof must be submitted. In addition, this request is open to response from other minorities and women-owned business enterprises in accordance with Executive Order 11248 of September 24, 1965, as amended by Executive Order 11375 of October 13, 1967. Contractors are also advised of the compliance with the Colony's Drug, Alcohol, and Contraband-Free Workplace Policy. SOUTH BISHOP IMPROVEMENT PROJECT General Work Description: The South Bishop Improvement Project consists of two projects with separate funding sources: 1) The Sunland Drive Reconstruction Project (RPL-5948(064)) consists of pulverizing the existing pavement on Sunland Drive; installing 2 inches of hot mix asphalt pavement (HMA) on the reconstructed material on what will be the two new 11-foot wide vehicle lanes of Sunland Drive; adjusting survey monuments to grade; installing concrete sidewalk, curb, gutter, and an ADA ramp; installing shoulder backing, installing/replacing roadside signs, painting centerline striping, and painting pavement markings. This project is federally funded. 2) The Sunland Drive Bicycle Lanes Project RPSTPLE-5948(077) generally consists of widening Sunland Drive to accommodate two 4-foot wide bicycle lanes on each side of the road; installing 2 inches of HMA on the bicycle lanes (which will be done contiguously with paving the vehicle lanes); installing shoulder backing; and installing bicycle lane striping, signs, and pavement markings. This project is federally funded. The scope of work for the project also consists items of work that apply to both projects simultaneously, such as the placement and maintenance of construction area signs; the preparation and implementation of a traffic control plan; the preparation and implementation of a storm water pollution prevention plan as described in the special provisions. These two projects will be constructed at the same time. There are two separate bid item lists for the federally funded South Bishop Improvement Project and the contractor will receive two separate monthly pay estimates. The Contractor will be responsible for assigning work to the appropriate bid item list as well as proportioning of work performed which is assigned to the two separate funding sources appropriate to the work furnished. All contractors, suppliers and vendors under this subsequent contract should be aware and must agree to not discriminate against any employee or applicant for employment because of race, age, sex, religion, color of national origin, or disability. The above Executive Orders as well as the Age Discrimination Act of 1974 (42 U.S.C. 6101-6107) and Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973 (29 U.S.C. 794) are incorporated by reference and compliance is required by the contractor under this agreement to the extent it does not conflict with Indian preference under the above regulations. Bids shall conform to and be responsive to the contract documents, which include the notice inviting bids, bid proposal forms, contract and bond forms, California Department of Transportation Standard Specifications, dated 2010, California Department of Transportation Standard Plans, dated 2010 (including all issued revisions), special provisions, project plans, and current edition of the Manual of Uniform Traffic Control Devices, and any other documents incorporated therein by reference. Bids are required for the entire work described in the contract documents. Each bid must be submitted on the bid proposal forms furnished as part of the bid package. The contract, if awarded will be to the lowest responsive bid and the owner has the right to reject any and all bids. A responsive bid must include at least the following and be submitted in a sealed envelope marked “BID-SITE GRADING”: General requests for information, such as how to order bid packages, engineer's estimate, plan holders list, bid results or summaries, subcontractor lists, or similar information should be directed to the receptionist at the Inyo County Public Works Department at 760-878-0201. 1. Copy of appropriate license. 2. Quote/Bid Form(provided by the BIC) 3. Notarized Non-collusive affidavit. (provided by the BIC) 4. Signed form of Certifications and representations (provided by the BIC) 5. Proof of Indian Preference if applicable. For more information, please contact John Glazier, Tribal Chairman at 760-932-7083 or Robert Vance, Project Consultant at 760-263-4259. Bids may not be withdrawn for a period of 30 days. (IR 5/14, 5/21/15, #11659) Technical questions related to engineering, site conditions, materials, construction methods, or testing should be directed to Jed Eropkin of the Public Works Department at [email protected]. All Requests for Information (RFI) must be submitted by 5:00 p.m. on April 28, 2015. Submit RFIs by fax (760-878-2001 Attn: Jed Eropkin) or by email to [email protected]. The County of Inyo will not respond to any RFIs submitted after that time. No pre-bid meeting has been scheduled for this project. However, bidders are encouraged to visit the site prior to preparing their bid. (IR 5/14, 5/21, 5/28/15, #11658) The Inyo Register FACES&places 13 thursday, MAY 14, 2015 Students get private tour of Manzanar Rangers help young learners understand life behind barbed wire Register Staff California Connections Academy @ Central, a tuitionfree online public school, recently hosted a field trip to the Manzanar War Relocation Center where students from kindergarten to seventh grade had the opportunity to connect what they have learned at school with the reallife experiences of those who were Japanese internees during World War II. With the guidance of Mr. Sasaki, a former internee, students learned firsthand what it was like to grow up in the camp as they heard stories about the living conditions and even played with the toys that would have entertained them if they had grown up there. During the May 4 field trip, Manzanar Ranger Rose Masters also led the camp exploration as she walked the children through several exhibits, including the old latrines to witness the lack of privacy on the camp, and to the camp barracks, where the students got a first-hand look at the living conditions internees were exposed to. California Connections Academy @ Central serves students in grades K-12 across Inyo, and surrounding counties, including Fresno, Kern, Kings and Tulare. Students receive individualized attention and have access to unique offerings such as many foreign languages, digital technology and career technical courses, UC “a-g” approved science wet labs and honors and AP courses. Field trips, like this month’s visit to Manzanar, also give the students an opportunity to socialize with other students. Seventh-grader Damian Smith and fourth-grader Tasman Cassell listen to the stories of Japanese internees during a field trip with their online school, California Connections Academy @ Central. Photos submitted Ranger Rose Masters lines up at the men’s latrine with California Connections Academy @ Central students as they discuss the camp’s lack of privacy earlier this month. The event is one of many socialization and hands-on education opportunities for the online students. A California Connections Academy family looks at a model of the Manzanar War Relocation Center during a field trip earlier this month. Ranger Rose Masters explains the living conditions in the Manzanar War Relocation Center to California Connections Academy seventh-grader Damian Smith, third-grader Autumn Smith and second-grader Phoenix Cassell at the historic site south of Independence. Students Damian Smith, Autumn Smith, Phoenix Cassell, Tasman Cassel and Dahlia Smith pose with former internee and guide Mr. Sasaki in front of names of those interned at Manzanar. The Inyo Register sports 14 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 Big Pine home finale a mixed affair Lady Warriors good enough for post-season; boys struggle in double-header Register Staff Sophomore Hannah Waasdorp gets ready at shortstop in a late season game. Wassdorp and the Lady Broncos are about to strut their stuff in round two of the playoffs, they face Kern Valley today. Samantha Riesen makes it look easy in a late-season game. The star pitcher has had a tremendous year and now has a post-season win for the Lady Broncos in this, her senior year. Photo by Louis Israel Photo by Louis Israel Lady Broncos win Bishop ladies win playoff opener; play Kern Valley today Register Staff Break out the bold typeface, the Lady Broncos won their first-round playoff game against Highland by a score of 11-9. Samantha Riesen was in good form pitching a complete game, facing 40 batters and whiffing six. At the plate Riesen went 2-5 with two runs scored. Just about everyone else in the lineup contributed as well, Sabrina Barlow with a single and a run scored; Korina Toledo 3-5 with a triple and a run scored; Bailee Piper 3-5 with two doubles, an RBI and two runs scored; Hannah Waasdrop 2-5 with two runs scored; Aurora Todedo singled and scored twice; Katrina Biehl 2-4 with three RBIs and a run scored; Rubee Manuelito with a single and two RBIs; and Tiraney Andreas with two hits. On Deck Next up, the dreaded Kern Valley Broncs at 3:30 today. The Bishop ladies have not beat the Broncs in three tries this season, but as they say, the playoffs are a whole new season. “Hopefully the fourth time we’ll get them,” said Coach Mike Jones. “We’ve been close with them. It’s always been just one inning that gets us.” The boys played their playoff opener at Arvin yesterday afternoon, too late for today’s publication. Tight Lines Spring fishing in the Eastern Sierra Despite a warm dry winter, spring has been wet, snowy, and very windy. It is a typical Eastern Sierra spring with much wind. As a fly fisherman it is the wind that ruins many fly fishing days. One of the tricks to getting out of the wind is to fish early in the day. Most spring days the wind does not come until afternoon. Right now we have been in a pattern with afternoon wind and thunder clouds. This is not good for getting in a couple of hours of fishing after work. The wind affects lake fishing worse than stream fishing. I went to the Black Rock Hatchery area a week ago to check out some of the bass waters. I was planning to take the boats. I did not get out until late afternoon and the wind was up. I left the boats home which turned out to be a good thing as the ponds were full of wind-swept waves. The problem with the bass ponds is that the perimeter is full of cattails and offers few places to fish from shore. I managed to land one blue gill and have one bass look at my popper. It’s still a little early in the season for top-water bass fishing. I’m looking forward to a few evenings this summer fishing the bass ponds around Fred Rowe Columnist Black Rock. Fishing streams in the wind can be easier if you can find areas out of the wind. On the lower Owens River the willows and cattails form wind breaks. Some spots are so protected that there is no wind on the river to effect the casting. On the upper-elevation streams the pine trees and natural landscape can protect the fly fisher from the wind. Spring time can be tricky to figure out where to fish. Run off, frozen lakes and finding spawning fish are just a few of the factors to consider when looking for a spring time fishing spot. Networking with friends is a great way to find the hot locations. My mentee Ardie Wagoner has been chasing spawning fish from Crowley Lake in the upper Owens River for most of winter. The last month has been slow for spawners in the river system. Ardie got a tip that the cutthroats had moved up into the Owens. A quick trip up to the river and a little exploring found that there are cutthroats up to three pounds moving through the river to their spawning beds above Benton Crossing Road. I have been fishing the Czech nymph fishing method exclusively, except two days of dry fly fishing during the winter BWO hatch, this winter. I heard from one of my fly fishing contacts that the canal behind town has a BWO hatch going off in the mornings. Monday morning right after my dental cleaning I went out to the canal behind the Ford dealership looking for the hatch. By 10 a.m. I got rigged up with a size 16 quill bodied BWO parachute and a size 18 olive quill bodied RS2, the hatch was in full swing. There was a sporadic hatch with a half dozen browns rising in the section directly across from were I was parked. I fished for an hour and landed two and missed two. A check of a trout’s stomach contents revealed that my flies were way too big with the naturals being a size 22. The backcountry offers an array of fly fishing opportunities that I try to take advantage of every year. There are several waters in the Bishop drainage that I like to fish. I’ve heard from two different hikers that Long Lake above South Lake is still frozen over. I would like to catch this water right after it ices out. This can be one of the best times to fish a high country lake. Spring time fishing in the Eastern Sierra can be unpredictable with snow storms, frozen lakes and the ever-present wind. Armed with the most up to date information and the right flies anglers can find trout willing to take their properly presented patterns. (Fred Rowe owns Sierra Bright Dot Fly Fishing Specialty. He teaches fly fishing and fly tying, is one of the original fly fishing guides in the Eastern Sierra. When he’s not working at Vons, he is out fishing the waters of the eastern Sierra from Bishop to Bridgeport. He is an avid hunter who loves to hunt birds, especially waterfowl. Fred can be reached at 760920-8325 or at roweboat5@ verizon.net.) It got rained out, pushed back and moved around, but the Big Pine Warriors and Lady Warriors got their regular season home finale played on Monday as a home doubleheader against Immanuel Christian. The girls got a split of their games which is good enough to keep their season rolling towards a potential championship; the boys lost their games. Varsity Girls The Lady Warriors split their games, winning the first by a score of 7-1 and losing the second by a score of 10-2. In the first game, pitcher Gina Lewis threw all five innings giving up only four hits and striking out six. The Lady Warriors scored four times in the first, Melissa Barlow setting the tone with a lead-off triple, and then Lewis, Paaku’u Dewey, Sienna Gutierrez and Kaylee Simpson all reaching base in the early rally. Big Pine scored three more in the third, and Lewis cruised to the win facing only nine in the first three innings. In the second game the Lady Warriors slipped in the fourth inning. The score was tied at 2-2 but they errored six times leading to six unearned runs. Boys Varsity The Big Pine boys struggled in their double-header, losing the first game by a score of 17-8 and the second game by a score of 17-3. On Deck Big Pine teams travel to Ridgecrest to play Immanuel Christian one more time at 6 p.m. on Friday. For the Lady Warriors, a win would mean winning the league championship. The Lady Warriors have also guaranteed themselves a CIF-SS Softball Playoff spot, clinching second place at the worst. Golden Eagles play penultimate road games Lone Pine girls slip in key game; boys get it done Register Staff Lone Pine headed to Desert for the second-to-last game of their regular season. The boys team won 13-2 but the girls lost an important game 9-6. Varsity Girls In a game that would have cinched them a playoff spot, the Lady Warriors had some trouble with errors and it cost them. “I hope with experience comes confidence when playing away from home,” said Coach Liz Jones. Lacie Jones pitched the game racking up six strikeouts and walking only one. On the bases Katelyn Button, Lacie Jones and Jessianne Joiner each had two hits. Button hit the ball hard every time she came up in her 2-4 performance; she was robbed by excellent defense for her two outs. Juliann Jones had a double; Emma Howe had a triple; Kayla Noland had a hit; and Marissa Honeyman had a sac bunt that lead to a run scored. The girls have one more shot to get a playoff berth – they need to win at Silver Valley in their final regular season game. Boys Varsity The boys’ season has had its ups and downs, so this lateseason win over Desert has got to feel good for them. Ryan Cappello and Garrett Sullivan split the pitching; Sullivan had a grand slam in the win. On Deck Lone Pine heads to Silver Valley for their regular season finale at 3:15 today. If the Lady Warriors win, they’re locked in for the playoffs. sport shorts Youth 3-on-3 summer basketball sign-up Kids going into seventh -12th grades are welcome to sign up for the City Of Bishop Youth 3-on-3 Basketball League at no cost. The league runs from June 21 through Aug. 2 on Sundays from 1-4 p.m. at the BUHS gyms. Registration is required. Forms are available at City Hall, 377 W. Line St., on the city website at www.ca-bishop.us, or from Coach Jeff Kilgore. FISHING REPORT Lake Sabrina Thanks, Mom – the nine inches of snow was just what we needed and she may not be done yet! Yup, Mother Nature bestowed us with one of the biggest storms in the last two years on Friday – it actually looked like May with snow on the ground here and there. Not sure if it was the storm, but fishing slowed a smidgen this week. The inlets are still your best bet, but stay out in a little deeper water and use Micetails, nightcrawlers or PowerBait. Trolling with nightcrawlers or Thomas Buoyants (red and gold) are producing some limits. Salmon Eggs, nightcrawlers or PowerBait are working a bit from shore. North Lake, Camp Sabrina and Willow are still closed, but all other campgrounds in Bishop Creek Canyon are opened – still a bit too cool yet for the potable water at those camps. Bishop Creek Lodge, Creekside RV Park and Cardinal Village Resort will all be opened for Opener. Parchers Resort opens next weekend. We’ve got snow showers in the forecast for next weekend. Temps are expected to hover in the mid-50s and then drop to the high-40s on Thursday with a chance of snow thru the weekend. Lows are to be in the high20s. You can check out the weather forecast according to Howard our local weather ‘guesser’ at www. MammothWeather.com. You can also check out www.weather.gov – enter Aspendell, CA (which is the little community right below Lake Sabrina) in the search field and you’ll get the forecast for at the higher elevation. You may need to scroll down on the webpage to see the temps. – Courtesy Lake Sabrina Boat Landing CONVICT LAKE We were hit with a late winter storm last week. We received about a foot of snow at the lake starting on Thursday and continuing into Friday morning. It did slow down the fishing a little but we did get the biggest fish from the past 2 years just prior to the storm. If you are worried about the snow, no need to fret. Most of the snow has melted lake level as of today. Catch of the Week: More like the “Catch of the Past Two Carlos Roma shows off an 8 lb. 7 oz. rainbow, Convict Lake’s catchof-the-week. Photo courtesy Convict Lake Years.” Carlos Roma with an 8-lb. 7-oz. rainbow. Carlos was using a brown jig when he landed this monster. He was fishing at the Inlet. Great job Carlos! Tactics/Bait: The most successful Powerbait color was yellow. Any color with garlic worked well. I would suggest using some type of added attractant. Pro-Cure, Bait-On, Lip Ripperz and Berkley all make excellent attractants, which are sold at the general store. The Inlet was the hottest spot this week. Other locations fishing well were the South Shore, North Shore, the Handicap Pier and Hangman’s Tree. Derby News: Round-up at the Lake Fishing Derby is in full swing. Mark the calendar for the Hangman’s Bonus Cash Weekend on June 5-7. $2,000 in cash prizes. – Courtesy Convict Lake Resort Bishop youth soccer action The undefeated Toiyabe League Bishop U10 boys soccer team hosted Carson Valley this weekend. Bishop took the win with a 5-4 victory, coming back from down 4-2 in the final period. Chuy Solorio had four goals and Cesar Santana scored one, the game winner. Above, (l-r) Aden Arndal, Benji Santana and Cesar Santana line up as the ball approaches. Photo submitted by Sheryl Weller The Inyo Register NATIONAL sports 15 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 Around the Leagues The Sportsbook If you can’t beat ‘em bet on ‘em Told you not to sleep on the Clippers. They’ve been waiting too long for this. And stop complaining that you don’t like them. I don’t either. Who outside of L.A. would? But in the sportsbook, “like” doesn’t matter too much. These guys win. When an NBA team is making their first deep playoff run, they can establish a personality. It can’t happen in one series. Ok, maybe it can, but who would care what your personality is anyway if you’re a one-anddone? Even if you establish one, all you did was prove it was a losing one. But now the Clippers have that chance. Are they precision and speed like the JordanPippin Bulls? Are they flash and bully like the Kobe-Shaq Lakers? Are they mean and angry like – oh wait. That’s it. Mean and angry. Blake Griffin. This guy could be the nicest guy on earth. He could be Mother Theresa in Nikes, but with a mug like that, let’s just say I’d feel safer with a restraining order – and Bishop is 250 miles from Staples Center. Maybe I’ll back off this guy a little. He pulls off his commercial endorsements pretty well. Maybe the guy has a sense of humor after all. Off the court anyway. DeAndre Jordan. The Clippers’ resident – and well deserved – recipient of the Hack-A-Shaq. He can’t shoot, can’t dribble and is prone to mental gaffs in key moments. In fact, no one really wants to see him handling the ball any farther out than his armspan from the rim. That’s OK though. That’s what a modern big guy is. Those long arms vacuum in 15 rebounds a game and he and Griffin can toss it over the heads of everyone until one can just dunk it. It’s another twin towers, like Duncan-to-Admiral, but with a big angry sneer. CP3 is angry too. I don’t know why. He just is. Even Doc Rivers looks madder. Maybe he’s just lost patience with getting bounced in the first round, even against great teams. He doesn’t mince words or give sweet-nothing pep talks anymore. It’s lean and mean, fire up the troops. And now, the clincher is the fifth starter. Matt Barnes. Anyone see this? He’s basically become the biggest trash talker in the league now. They’re playing the Rockets and this guy yells at James Harden’s – check this – mother. He yelled at the dude’s mom! And not “I’m gonna whoop your Louis Israel sports Columnist son’s butt, ma’am.” What he yelled was, well, even censoring, I don’t think I can put the phrase here. Of the three words, the only printable one is “my.” As if that wasn’t bad enough, the league fine came down and his response was saying the fine was an f- word of a joke. And bull droppings. Personally, I get a kick out of that stuff. I never pretended sports stars were heroes and I never thought disgusting behavior should keep someone from playing ball, short of prison time. My takeaway? The Clippers aren’t just mad, they’re busting mad. And, it looks good on them. This is what they should be. They’re going to finish off the Rockets in game six tonight and be a terror straight through to the finals. Hey, check the history. If you’re looking for people who acted like jerks all season long and then won an NBA championship ring, you won’t have trouble, the list is long. Start with a few guys named Rodman, Kobe, Isaiah and Wallace. And end with Jordan and Bird. Sure, we love those last two now, but they were notoriously the biggest biggame trash talkers of all time • • • Brady? Do I dare? I don’t want to reduce every controversy in sports to a betting opportunity but all these villains are making it so easy. And as usual, personally, I don’t care that they deflated the football. (And they did. Com’on.) Maybe I should, but I don’t. I admit, maybe it’s because I bet on the Pats in the AFC Champ game knowing full well if they’re not winning the game they’ll do anything, legal, semilegal or straight-up illegal, to win. So when they did this completely expected thing, I was downright happy. What can I say, the spread was -7 and they won 45-7. If you’ve read this column, you know, if the devil was -7 in hell, I probably bet on the devil. But if it’s really about (yuk) the integrity of the game, blame the commissioner. Think about it. Bud Selig cheered and raked in millions as MLB blossomed through the steroid fueled ’90s. He knew – of course he knew! – but when everyone screamed “the records are tainted!” he proclaimed himself the savior of baseball, the man who cleaned up the sport, when it was he who caused it with his purposeful negligence in the first place. It’s the same darned thing here. Roger Goodell hears this and hears that about the Patriots (The spygate Patriots! The ineligible-receiver-play Patriots! Hello?!) and does nothing going into the Championship game. Then the day after, a scandal hits. Now I’m supposed to be impressed because three months later he got someone to write a 250page report that sort-of-concludes Brady “probably” knew? Probably. Yeah. I’ll give you probably. So they suspend him four games. So? Suspend him for a season. Don’t suspend him at all. What the heck is the difference? It already happened. Punishment in sport is a joke. If you’re worried about integrity, you need to make good rules around the game before problems arise. Reacting to the crowds and doling out punishment hoping to save face is insulting to the fans. A commissioner needs to take a risk and stick his neck out to take action as soon as problems come to his attention, before wiseguys can take advantage in big games. Because they will. That’s why there’s a commissioner. Or he can shut up and admit he’s a worthless figurehead who collects a $40 million paycheck. The only thing four games means to you and me is the Pats might not get home field come playoff time. Yes, it punishes the Pats, but it doesn’t make anyone discussing the NFL able to say “integrity” with a straight face. Conclusion: take the Colts to win it all at 8-1. Fowler wins exciting Players Championship The 2015 Players Championship ending was insanely exciting, to say the least. Rickie Fowler went 6-under par in his last six holes on Sunday, survived a three-hole aggregate playoff, then sank a birdie on the fourth playoff hole, the par-3 17th, to win the 2015 Players Championship Sunday at TPC Sawgrass. Fowler, Sergio Garcia and Kevin Kisner each finished at 12-under before playing the first three-hole aggregate playoff in tournament history. Fowler and Kisner birdied the 17th and advanced to the 17th again after Garcia missed a birdie putt at the 18th. Fowler notched only his second PGA Tour victory and probably put to rest all that talk about an anonymous survey that said he was overrated and questioned his ability to win. “I laughed at the poll,” he said. “But yeah, if there was any question, I think this right here answers anything you need to know.” According to an anonymous poll of PGA Tour pros conducted by Sports Illustrated, Rickie Fowler was voted the most overrated golfer on the PGA Tour tied with Ian Poulter. Both Fowler and Poulter received 24 percent of the vote. Behind Fowler and Poulter in the poll were Bubba Watson at 12 percent and Hunter Mahan at 8 percent. In 2014, Rickie Fowler did Craig Jackson sports Columnist finish in the top five at all four majors in golf, but he didn’t win any of them and was never really that big of a threat to win any of them. The golfing community has tried to portray Fowler as some sort of great PGA player that we should all pay attention to. With his second win on the tour last Sunday, he’ll definitely receive more positive attention. Sergio Garcia, who had a two-shot lead heading to the back nine, closed with a 68. He had a 20-foot birdie putt to win in regulation that missed badly to the right. And he faced a crowd that was increasingly hostile to the Spaniard, perhaps remembering the spat he had with Tiger Woods two years ago. His caddie was asking for security when he made the turn. In the three-hole playoff, a small group of fans yelled, “USA!” as he began to putt. Fowler takes home $1.8 million for the victory after playing the final six holes in regulation at six-under par – including finishing eagle, birdie, birdie on the last three holes to shoot a five-under 67 and post 12-under par for the tournament. He would have to wait over an hour after regulation to find out there was a three-way tie and impending three-hole aggregate playoff. While the insiders in golf have long tried to make the Players Championship the fifth major in golf, the public has never bought the idea and certainly never accepted it. Winning the Players Championship is a great thing, but it certainly does not elevate a player to the status that winning a major does. For now, Fowler put all the anonymous poll jargon to rest by winning one of the most dramatic finishes for the Players Championship trophy last Sunday. For his part, Fowler only addressed the poll by saying he could use it as a “kick in the pants” to motivate himself last week. Apparently, it worked and silenced his critics in the process. (Craig Jackson is a relatively new resident of Bishop after spending his entire life in Orange County, California. An avid hiker and lover of the outdoors, he is also a diehard sports fan, especially baseball and football. He mostly enjoys hiking in the Sierra Nevada with his son Kevin.) Hey Sports Fans! (Louis Israel was born in Rockaway Beach, N.Y. and worked for many years as a cigar salesman during the day and stand-up comic at night. In 2008 he moved to California where he has been playing poker, writing and following the sports scene with a passion.) mlb standings As of May 12 NATIONAL LEAGUE AMERICAN LEAGUE East New York Mets Washington Nationals Atlanta Braves Miami Marlins Philadelphia Phillies W 20 18 15 15 11 L 12 15 17 18 22 East New York Yankees Tampa Bay Rays Toronto Blue Jays Boston Red Sox Baltimore Orioles 21 17 16 15 14 12 16 17 17 16 Central St. Louis Cardinals Chicago Cubs Pittsburgh Pirates Cincinnati Reds Milwaukee Brewers 22 16 16 15 12 9 15 16 17 21 Central Kansas City Royals Detroit Tigers Minnesota Twins Chicago White Sox Cleveland Indians 20 19 18 12 11 12 13 14 17 19 West Los Angeles Dodgers San Diego Padres San Francisco Giants Arizona Diamondbacks Colorado Rockies 21 17 16 14 11 10 16 16 17 17 West Houston Astros Los Angeles Angels Seattle Mariners Texas Rangers Oakland Athletics 20 15 14 14 12 12 17 17 18 22 2105 nascar sprint cup standings DRIVER Kevin Harvick Martin Truex Jr. Jimmie Johnson Joey Logano Dale Earnhardt Jr. Brad Keselowski Matt Kenseth Jamie McMurray Jeff Gordon Kasey Kahne Aric Almirola Paul Menard PTS WINS 437 2 391 0 389 3 375 1 360 1 343 1 331 1 328 0 317 0 313 0 312 0 306 0 Ryan Newman Kurt Busch Denny Hamlin Clint Bowyer Danica Patrick Carl Edwards AJ Allmendinger Casey Mears Greg Biffle Kyle Larson David Ragan Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Austin Dillon 305 292 284 272 270 265 259 242 242 237 235 227 225 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 Jeff and Tammy Kilgore of Bishop at Dodgers Stadium. Show us how much you love your team! Send us photos of you and friends at the stadium, tailgating before the big game, or with one of your favorite professional athletes! Email: [email protected] jpeg format along with names, dates and other details The Inyo Register ARTS&LEISURE 16 THURSDAY, MAY 14, 2015 THURSDAY My Picks for Flicks An edge-of-yourseat sequel Reviews of movies playing at Bishop Twin Theatre … ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Facts: The motto of the film is “a new age begins.” “Avengers: Age of Ultron” is 141 minutes long. The director of this movie is Joss Whedon. The writers are Joss Whedon and Stan Lee. “Avengers: Age of Ultron” was filmed in England, United Kingdom. This movie made $191,271,109 on its opening weekend. This film was edited by Jeffrey Ford and Lisa Lassek. This movie was produced by Kevin Feige. The soundtrack of the movie is by Brian Tyler. Fun Fact: Robert Downey Jr. is also in “Sherlock Bryce Lyons CoLUMNIST Holmes” with Jude Law. Review: I liked “Avengers: Age of Ultron” because there were a lot of new superheroes, such as Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch. I thought the movie was also very funny. This movie had a blend of action and excitement. I also thought the quality of the movie was good because of all the explosions. I think Stan Lee did very good on the character description of the Avengers’ costumes and super powers. In my opinion, “Avengers: Age of Ultron” was a great sequel because Joss Whedon explained the origins of some of the superheroes. I was on the edge of my seat the whole movie because of all the intense action scenes. About Bryce: I was born and raised in Bishop. I live with my mom, dad and my sister, Presley. I go to Bishop Elementary School and I’m in the fourth grade. I’m also a huge movie buff. Geek Girl DC and Marvel try attracting comic readers You want to know what’s really weird about our current decade? Despite how mega-popular superhero movies are, the comics on which they are based are struggling. The two biggest comic publishers, DC and Marvel, are trying to capitalize on their film and television success in order to bring in a new generation of readers. How does a company pay homage to both its past and longtime fans while also clearing the path for more diverse titles in hopes of bringing in new readers? Marvel and DC think the answer is a house-cleaning disguised as a nostalgiasoaked company-wide event. DC is currently winding down its event, “Convergence.” The miniseries and its special tie-ins involve Telos, an A.I. Superman villain Brainiac created to watch over his bottle cities (which are actually microcosms of different eras, titles and/or realities). Telos decides to enact Braniac’s master plan, converging all the bottle cities so their denizens can fight to the death in order to survive. If you have ever wanted to see a gaggle of Supermen and Superwomen go all “Hunger Games” and beat each other to death then this is the series for you. Actually, that scene doesn’t last long; instead, the series Jennifer eLLis CoLUMNIST focuses on a select group of individuals trying to take down the bad guy among all the chaos. It’s all just an excuse to cancel titles, bring back certain dead or erased (from continuity) characters while erasing or killing a completely different set of characters, and provide fanservice to longtime readers. I won’t lie; I enjoyed seeing ’70s-era Wonder Woman, the ’80s era New Teen Titans, and the ’90s’ Green Lanterns (newbie Kyle Rayner and mass murderer Hal Jordan) again, not to mention characters erased by the last event, “Flashpoint,” like Wally West and family, Donna Troy and Jesse Quick. In execution, though, it’s a confusing mess that won’t even matter story-wise in the long run. “Convergence” will lead to another company-wide event, “Divergence,” in the summer, which will introduce several new titles and creative teams. There will be an increase of diversity both on the page and behind the scenes. In case you were wondering, diversity equals not full of white, straight guys. Could this be the answer to making money in a changing world? I’m not sure, but as a nondude (or woman, if you will), I find it interesting that this industry is finally paying attention to me. I hope it lasts, and that it pays off creatively as well. Long shot, I know. As for Marvel’s plan, it seems to involve bringing back past series and storylines (like “Secret Wars,” “House of M,” “Civil War” and “Hulk World,” among others) and retelling them with a twist. The whole thing seems like, “Hey, here are all your favorite stories but all different so we don’t confuse any movie fans that we entice to pick up a comic.” This mercenary approach wouldn’t bother me if the end product were actually any good. However, Marvel and DC want to have their cake and eat it too but don’t really seem to care that their cakes taste awful. (Jennifer Ellis holds a Bachelor of Arts in Creative Writing from U.C. Santa Cruz, but is most proud of her George R.R. Martin autographs.) SieRRA SoUnDS UPcoMing gigS, SHowS AnD conceRTS • McMurry’s Sports Bar, 175 N. Main St., Bishop, is hosting DJ Haytek this Friday, May 15 beginning at 9 p.m. • Rearview Mirror will be playing at Mountain Rambler Brewery, 186 S. Main St., Bishop, from 7 p.m. to close on Friday, May 22. Have a show or concert you want to add to the list? Email editor@ inyoregister.com or call (760) 873-3535 by end of day Monday to make Thursday’s Arts & Leisure page. The “Ragtime Rebels” Marimba Band perform at Big Pine School: (l-r) Caleb Pickering, Ryan Harrison, Luc Brust, Prof. Tim Jones and Luigi Ng. Photo submitted Ragtime Rebels perform for Inyo students UNLV marimba band showcases tradition, unique instruments Special to The Inyo Register Graduate students from the University of Nevada, Las Vegas managed to turn up the heat even more than the 95 degrees it was two weeks ago in Shoshone, as the Ragtime Rebels Marimba Band performed at a morning assembly at Death Valley High School on April 30 and then again May 1 at Big Pine and Bishop high schools. Professor Tim Jones and his Percussion Studies students made the drive from Las Vegas to Inyo County to perform before students and faculty, playing a variety of songs from different artists crossing various genres and eras, including Michael Jackson, Journey and Green Day – all of which the students immediately recognized and responded enthusiastically. Between each song, Professor Jones asked and answered questions from the students about the Marimba and other instruments in the band including the steel kettle drums, the cajón, snare and djembe drums. The hour-long performances were sponsored by Inyo Council for the Arts. This is the second time that the UNLV Marimba band has made the trek over from Las Vegas in the past five years in an effort to bring music into the lives of all Inyo County students. The UNLV “Ragtime Rebels” Marimba Band is an internationally renowned ensemble that carries the ragtime and novelty band tradition through the talented students of its program. In addition to playing Ragtime classics, the Ragtime Rebels perform classical works, traditional Mexican and Guatemalan tunes, arrangements and compositions by band members and fun “pop” style music, depending on its audience. The band was formed in 1989 by Dr. Dean Gronemeier and has been co-directed since 1999 by Dr. Jones. The Ragtime Rebels perform frequently in Las Vegas venues and have been featured artists in concerts throughout the United States, Mexico and Australia. Bob at the Movies Buddy comedy bombs big time ‘Hot Pursuit’ “Hot Pursuit” is a witless action comedy opening in the enormous shadow of “Avengers: Age of Ultron.” Its appeal is based solely on being the only new game in town. Its box office is going to drop off a cliff as soon as it has fresh competition, which is fine because it doesn’t deserve even the mild success that it’s enjoying at the moment. The film stars Reese Witherspoon as Cooper, a disgraced cop with a chance at redemption. She’s assigned to protect Daniella Riva (Sofia Vergara), the wife of a cartel snitch. The Riva house is compromised, the husband is killed, and Cooper and Mrs. Riva have to go on the run until they can get her into proper protective custody. This is a buddy/road movie, one where the two leads don’t like each other at first, but they form a begrudging friendship and then that friendship is tested. For a throwaway comedy, the film is surprisingly heavy on plot. There are two competing teams of assassins after Cooper and Riva. Allegiances keep flipflopping around. And Riva lies so much we wonder if she’s ever told the truth. For all I know she isn’t even Columbian, she’s Scandinavian. What can I say about the humor in the film that isn’t in the trailer? Riva is loudmouthed and materialistic, Cooper is by-the-book and socially awkward (and short, as we’re relentlessly reminded). They bicker a lot without developing any real rapport, they only end up as friends because the thing about “Hot Pursuit” that I’ve said about most of the painful comedies I’ve seen lately: I laughed just barely enough to keep from absolutely despising it, but there’s no denying that it’s a bomb. One and a Half Popcorn Boxes Out of Five BoB Garver CoLUMNIST plot requires them to save each other. They outsmart the male bad guys by being only moderately dumb while the men are astoundingly dumb. Here’s how dumb the average male is in this movie: Cooper is able to sneak into girl’s birthday party by convincing security that she’s Justin Bieber. It’s a mildly funny, though cheap laugh to see Witherspoon dressed up as Bieber, and if I were one of the guards I would compliment her on her costume, but there’s no way she’s passing for the real thing. Actually, the one bit in “Hot Pursuit” that does work is one that isn’t in the trailer. It’s the opening montage of Cooper growing up riding in the back of her father’s police cruiser. The sequence is funny and sweet and I wish the rest of the film had as much heart. The bumbling Cooper that we see in the rest of the film is practically an entirely different character, played by Witherspoon in an annoying performance that is sure to make Academy voters rethink her Oscar. I’ll say the same Get the news. Get the story. The Inyo Register www.inyoregister.com A Note on Ratings I would like to take this opportunity to clarify my rating system. There is no need to convert the ratings to percentages and then convert the percentages to academic letter grades. For example, although One and a Half Popcorn Boxes is 30 percent of Five Boxes, that doesn’t mean I’m flunking “Hot Pursuit” at 30 percent. For example: Five boxes – A+ Four boxes– A Three boxes – B Two boxes – C One box – D Zero boxes (which I’ve never used, as I’m saving it for something truly vile) – F At One and a Half Boxes, “Hot Pursuit” straddles the line between C and D. Call it a C-. It’s just above the Dreadful D’s, but hardly a source of pride. “Hot Pursuit” is rated PG-13 for sexual content, violence, language and some drug material. Its running time is 84 minutes. (Bob Garver is a graduate of the Cinema Studies program at New York University. He has been a published movie reviewer since 2006. Contact him at [email protected].)