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.QP^yE VOL. XIX. E A S T O N , PA., N O V E M B E R 25, 1892. THEI LAFAYETTE. PUBLISHT BI-WEEKLV BY T H E S T U D E N T S O F LAFAVBTTE COLLEGE. E U G E N E C F O S T E R , '93, EDITOR IN-CHIEK. J. MORTON DAVIS.'93, - ASST. EDITOR-IN C H I E F . W. G. C H A M B E R S , ' 9 4 , BUSINESS MANAOER. ASSOCIATE E D I T O R S : '9.3J. M. SHELLENBERGER. •94. F . C . KIRKENDALL. R. McCORMICK. E. G. EDWARDS. '95A. F . HOVEV. M. W. KRATZ. P. L. HOUSEL. G. D. HAPGOOD. Jetma: 0 » i e '»l|eat, §1..^0. S i . t q f v5opies tO Sta. .;?*»" Address all business communlcatioiis to W. G. CHAMBERS, 133 McKeen Hall, .ind all OIIKT correspond- ence to Erc;E.\E C. P"osri;R, 139 .McKeen Hall, Lafayette College, Easton, Pa. Matter designd for publication in any number must be in the bands of the Editor on or before Monday morning prece<liiig lliat tiumber. Contributions may he dropt in the bo.xes placed for that purpose al McKeen Hall and South College. No. 5 / n n . A T most anncloyiiig of all individuals, [ the gymnasium ill thief, has again appeard in ful force Any man who would lower himself lo thecondition ofan ordiuarysneakthief has no proper place within tl.e walls ofan institution composed of gentlemen and provided for the same. A far better place for such an individual woiild bein company with his equals, the chain gang of a penitentiary. Altho the losses hav bceu slight in the majority of cases, yet in sum they ar of considerabl magnitude and the annoyance in both instances is far greater than the niuney value. It is a shock lo one's opinion ofthe collcge gentleman to fiud such a case of depravity in our midst, and it is to be hoped that the culprit wil profit by this warning. Otherwise a watch should be iustiluled and the miscreant brought to account. ;T is understood that Mr. Pach, the foto* grafer, has made an offer to Prof. March, Jr., to turn over ten percent, of all cash purr . X P T A I N V O I G T clases the foot ball chases made by the studeuts at his establish\ season wilh merited praise for the good ment to the athletic treasury. His plan work thruout. wil be to hand a coupon to each student r n H E Leh igh games ar over and each when the purchase is made, calling forthe This, it is presumed, l college is growlni.; about the game they stipulated amount. wil be turnd over to Prof. March, and wil lost ; the olher one does not seem to count. be caslit by Mr. Pach on presentation by the ' T is staled on good authority that one of officers of the advi-sory committee. Prof. * our professors walkt into South College March is pleasd with the arrangement and the day before faculty meeting this week is desirous that the conimitlee should be and ab.sent-111 i nded ly dropt his list of ab- madea sharer in the profits accruing from sences in the mail box in the reading room. the college use of the professional camera. Ofcourse, it was intended for the clerk of T h e studenls spend a considerabl sum the faculty, upstairs. And now every absen- along this line in the course of a year and the athletic funds ought therefore to be matee in that departmenl is saying, terially increast by the accci^tauce of Mr. " T h e r e is a divinity t h a t shapes o u r euds Pach's oflfer. Rough hew thcni as we m a y . " ENTERD AT THE POST-OFKICE AT EASTON AS SECOND CLASS MATTER. 63 THE LAFAYETTE. r n H E request of the studeuts of Harvard [ for a cour-se in the study of oratory is significant, for it indicates that the studentsof eastern colleges ar beginning to see the tendency of this practical education for which men outside of college life ar clamoring, and which such courses as the Pardee Scientific Department ar acknowledged to giv. The tendency is obviously toward utter indifference to the history and art of oratory, and our energetic brethren in the western colleges ar rapidly striding to the front in this branch of lerning. Even among the classicals of Lafayetle there is an indifference in this direction which often renders the one hour a week of elocution of far less benefit than it is supposed and intended to giv. Let us hope that wilh the onward progress in athletics and the new library bilding in prospect, we may likewise raise the standard in this department. S.UM dissatisfaction and uncertainty has ^ been causd among the students by the facully failing to make public their action concerning the granting of holidays after petitions hav been handed in. When the facully had decided to giv the students a half holiday toattend the Nazareth fair no public announcement was made of it ; as a result a majority of them did not know whether they had recitations or not that afternoon. On Founders' Day no announcemenl was made in chapel at all as to where and at what time the exercizes would be held. On the Wednesday afler election it was not announced whether the forenoon would be givn as a holiday or not as the petition, handed in, specified. It wonld be a great convenience to know of these things a litl in advance, and the matter coud redily be attended to by a simpl announcement in chapel. vA LMOST all of us enjoy the advantage of our reading room, and noihing is more plezant than to spend an hour in reading the current news and perusing the periodicals we may find there. It is also convenient for many of us to do our studying in that room, where we ar surrounded by so many books of reference. Yet in the enjoyment of this advantage, sum of us ar apt to forget the presence of others there for the same purpose as ourselvs. Often, particularly when a number of students are present, much whispering and noise of a similar character is heard, which not only is very annoying to those who ar reading, but also detrimental to our own good name. We do not believ this is done from malice, but merely frotn a want of forethought. We cannot but see when we view the matter thoughtfully, that such action is unjust, and Iherefore it is hoped it may be refraind from in the future This simpl suggestion ought to suffice. n ^ H E students hav been calld upon this j. term to consider several petitions to the faculty for excused recitations. T h e members of the faculty hav been very reasonabl and just and hav granted these petitions when they coud wel do so. There is sum danger of going a litl too far in this petition business ; let us exercize due care that we do not overstep the mark, and, in asking too much, run the risk of .securing nothing. The spirit in which these petitions ar past around among the students is not always conducive to kindly feeling.s. Those who plan to circulate such a document must remember that there ar others who do not share in their opinions, and who hav a perfect right, in the eyes of all reasonabl persons, to differ from thetn if they .see fiL One student may fail lo see that the argument set forth in the petition is a reasonabl one. No effort should be made to make him sign that to which he is oppo.sed. Neither should any caustic remarks be THE LAFAYETTE. made about those who fail to sign after the petition has past along. It is a matter whicii concerns each indi vici ual student and " foreign interference" in such matters borders upon impertinence. «J\ RICI'ORM is very greatly needed thru^'^ out the college in the matters of light aud ventilation. One would think that in an educational insiitiilion of this kind presided ovcr by a facully representing such a wide range of subjects, these matters would bc the first lo receive careful altention. And they hav been in a few cases. But there ar sum recitation rooms, for instance, where toward the clo.se of a period a man wil hav to gasp for a breth of fresh air. This is not universally s o ; but it is so in a few cases. For a cla.ss to be compelld to sit in a tightly bilt room with all the windows clo.sed and no venlilaling flues to get in their good work is an injury to the cause of sound hellli. It is not surprising that the members of the cla.ss frequently get dul and uninterested in the recitation or lecture. A man can not keep his mental powers activly engaged in an atmosfere of impure air without an eflort ; and in the matter of college recitation he is only too apt to fiiil to make this effort in order to grasp the entire subject. That such things ar allowd to exist even in a few of our lecture rooms must merely be thru lack of thought on the part of tho.se having charge of the departments. In several ca.ses this is very carefully lookt afler, and the result is cerlainly well worth the effort put forth to secure it. In the physical lecture room a cla.ss of fifty men can sit for two hours without a sign of that dull, stupid feeling which manifests itself so soon in the stuffy atmosfere of sum of our lecture rooms. The room is wel ventilated ; there has been an application made of scientific princij/ics and all vvho attend reap the benefit of the .same. In stil 63 other rooms the ventilation is accouiplisht by ineans of the windows. But a few stil get along without any sign of ventilation. Il is reassuring to know that there is considerable diffusion takes place and that ihe outer air wil work in despite the efforts of the human race to flee its beneficent influence. Sum few of the rooms hav a sealing arrangement whicll givs anything but comfort to the eyes. To sit facing the bright flood of light from the windows may not injure strong eyes, but it is an inconvenience whicll amounts in sum cases to pain to those who ar suffering even slightly impaird visions. Our professors, however, ar always considerate of those who ar thus afflicted, and, in a way, the mistakes of those who wer responsibl for the present arrangement of the rooras ar corrected. These matters of light and ventilation ar much neglected by the sludents them.selvs. Many of the sleeping apartments and study rooms ar allowd to go week afler week wilhout once being thrown wide open lo let the sweet air tpi these crisp auliiinn days pass thru. 11 frequently happens that several studenls wil be engaged in study in the rooms during the evening, wilh at least two lanips burning, and, in winter time, wilh a hot fire in the room,—all this without a singl window open. The studies finisht, the lights ar put out and the students retire. T h e night's sleep is spent in this kind of an atmosfere, fild as it is with the products of combustion of lamps and human bodies, and to a certain extent of the stove as well. T h e matter of light in sum lecture rooms can hardly be corrected till that distant time wheu the college shal roll in welth, and all needed im provements can be had for the asking. But the pure sweet air for which our locality is noted is as free as the sunshine and can be had by merely applying that litl element of human happiness—thoughtfulness. THE LAFAYETTE. 64 (Communication. ^arminella. [The Editors ar not responsibl for opinions exprest in this column.] T H E I ' l C T U K K S ON T H E W A L L . MR. EDITOR : It is to be hoped that those who hav the power to select the umpire and referee in foot ball games wil profit by the lesson lernd at Philadelphia, and hereafter refuse to accept a man for such a position who is a player on the opposing eleven, even if he is an ex-La.'ayelte man. Every one knows how important il is to hav a person of unbiast opinions for stich a responsibl position. It is not the aim of the writer to take out the spite the college men may hav against a man, but, in all honesty, he must enter his protest against such an infamous decision as that renderd by Umpire Mackey in the recent Pennsylvania-Lafayette game. There was absolutely no sign of holding in the line at the time mentiond. If there was, aud i\Ir. Mackey saw it so plainly, how does il cum that he faild to see Capt. Schoff catching our end-rush by the legs in order to keep him from breaking up the interference? Whether Mr. Mackey especially desired to see his old college beaten or not the fact remains that he did for sum reason, greatly favor University of Pennsylvania. If he coud not act squarely he ought in all honesty to himself and his A/ma Mater hav refused to act in the capacity in which he servd. Lafayette sludents hav always taken a great pride in the success of the trio at University ofPennsylvania, but Mr. Mackey's stock is now away below par, and wil doutless remain so. Of all despicable men, a traitor is the worst. Mr. Mackey's ability as an umpire is about in the same line as his success as a base ball umpire. Both hav been lately tested and both ar evidently the product of a very much swelld head. SPECTATOR. There ar things about a s t u d e n t ' s room That always catch the eye Of the observant visitor. Who chances to pass by ; There arglitnpses thru the doorway. That one may cle.irly see. That .seem to tell the character Of him who holds the key. Hav you ever seen the pictures As they hang upon thc wall.' Ar they landscape views, or fotografs. Or signs from auction stall ? If you hav, now stranger, tell me. Do you think that you could miss In estimating character From lill things like this ? Ar they pictures of his luvd ones Dwelling in his distant home In busy town or cuntry place Whence luvin.g missivs cum ? Or is there in place of faces dear. Or scenes from farm or town, A decorated hijjh silk hat, Or costume of a clown ? The circus bill and stolen sign That in sum room you'll liud. May indicate the reckless youth Of happy lucky mind. The dressing gown or boxing glove. Or fencing foil, maybe, At once suggest the young athlete, With manner light and free. And then, again, the slothful man, If you'll look in and see Has naught of decoration But a wTctched pot-pourri. And so thruout the college, Where'er your gaze may fall, You'll recognize the student By the pictures on his wall. MI.SSIVS OF O T H E R D A Y S . Your letters ar lying before me, All soild and crumpldand torn, Since I've read them over so oft you see, They can't help looking forlorn. THE L A F A Y E T T E . And oft as I read them o'er And think of thc tiines that ar past, 65 ]^e\A)s |4ofes. I wish that 'twere now as of yore, And that time didn't fly .so fast. And oh ! of what sweet recollections T h a t almost had been forgot How they then e.xprest our affections But now ar a worthless lot. In looking back ovcr these relics T h e r e seem to have been no ills T h e y ' r e all forgot by the h u n d r e d 'Tis only the good that fills. I hav tried to look into the distance And see what the future wil be But, held as by potent resistance, T h e future's refused e'en to me. BEWARE. Now cometh the a u t u m n d a y s so bright W h e n the student bold, with hart as light As the bird that wings ils way thru the air, Goeth forth to call on the maiden fair. She receivs him, ymiling with seeming joy. And he smiles sweetly back at the maiden coy. But the old man views the scene askene And vowelh to m.ike that gay youlh dance. With a roar that rivals a Cherokee shout H e seizes the yuth and soon puts him out; And the girl, hariless creature, laughs at his plight And says, " m y dear boy you ar clear out of sight." SYMPATHY. T h e wind was whistling thru the trees, As up the hill we went ; Colder, colder seemd the breeze. W h e n we reacht the m o n u . n e n t . Closer to each other d r e w we. Just to keep us warm ; He lookt so iTianly lo me, I leand upon his a r m . As to the top we now drew near. His voice was ful of sorrow, l i e spoke so sweetly in my ear, " We'll flunk in (ireek t o - m o r r o w . " Coal is n o w in good d e m a n d . R e v i e w s in s u m subjects hav begun. T h e M e l a n g e pictures ar being t a k e n . Bryant, '91, w a s on the c a m p u s on S a t u r d a y . Colds ar getting quite prevalent at Lafayetle. H . S. Sherer, '96, spent Sunday 201I1 at B.ingor. T h e fo«jt ball season is over; now for the coniments. Several s t u d e n t s drove to Beihiehem o n S a t u r d a y . W . L. Chamberlin, 'gi, spent S u n d a y with his brother. Sprout, '96, w a s visited by liis father on .\Ion. 14th inst. Salt river t i c k e t s are floating around in vast n u m b e r s . Purchasers o f old clothes ar not s o n u m e r o u s this y e a r a s last. Church s u p p e r s ar b e c o m i n g very popular with the sludents. J o n e s , '92, spent S u n d a y with Voigt, '94, at h i s h o m e in Newark. Princeton chapel w a s used for a w e d d i n g c e r e m o n y o n Tuesday. W . S. M c L e a n , Jr. spent S u n d a y with his brother McL e a n , '95. A n u m b e r of s l u d e n t s a c c o m p a n i e d the foot-ball t e a m to P h i l a d e l p h i a . H a n s o n , '94, w h o h a s been quite il wilh rheumatism, is s l o w l y improving. Mr. Carlile led the Y. M. C. A. m e e t i n g o n e night during the week of prayer. Captaiii Voigt, of fool ball fame, g e t s another nice puff in the S u n d a y Press. T e n n y s o n ' s " T h e Forresters " attracted a large coll.-ge a u d i e n c e last week. During the snow storm of N o v e m b e r the foot ball t e a m practiced in t h e G y m n a s i u m . T h e Juniors a n d Sofomores ar m a k i n g efforts t o obtain the course in b a n d a g i n g . A reception w a s givn by Dr. and .Mrs. Warfield at their h o m e on T u e s d a y , the istli. T h e T e a c h e r s ' Institute w a s very successfully h e l d at Soutll Betlilehem, last w e e k . H, B. W e a v e r , '75, stopt over, o n his w a y to W i l k e s Barre, to s e e the Lehigh g a m e . K i r k e n d a l l , '94, is suffering with an attack of rheumat i s m , a n d went home on T u e s d a y . T i e g a m e s wilh Lehigh this year. and decisiv g a m e wil be arranged ? W o n d e r i f a third T h e m i n e r s a n d c h e m i s t s hav taken several i n t e r e s t i n g trips under the direction of Prof. Hart. H e m i n g w a y a n d Nesbitt, '96, s a w tlie U. P. v s . Lafayette g a m e at Philadelphia on the i6th. J. P. W h e e l e r a n d E. A. Scott of Blairstown N . J. ar visiting their old frend E. H. Long, '96. On S a t u r d a y night Phillipsburg celebrated tha e l e c t i o o of C l e v e l a n d by a large salt river parade. T h e F r e s h m e n class had a second picture lakL-a by the fotografer Pach, Thursday, 17th inst. 66 THE LAFAYETTE. We ar glad to nole that McCoUousli, '95. 'i^is returnd to college after an ilness of several weeks. The annual fool ball team picture was taken Tuesday morning by Pacli, the college fotografer. Ahbe, '96, left Wednesday for his home in Xewark, where he spent his Thanksgiving vacation. J. R. .Miller, '94, attended the Democratic s.alt river parade, at Bloomsbury, N. J., on Saturday last. The .\eschines-l)jmosthenes debate wil open on Monday. Mnch interest is being manifested in it. Geo. Y. Vogel, '95, now has a charge at his home Port Colden N. J. where he preaches every Sabbath. W. H. Covell of Cleveland, O. spent a few days last week which his chum Payne of the Sofomore class. Quite a nuinber of the fellows went to New York and many wer in attendance at the Yale-Princeton game. M. Y. and J. B. Bruen, E. II. Long and R. J. Warne, '96, spent Saturday 12th in gunning at Blairstown N. J. F. .\. Godcharles, '93, was referee and WiUis Fox, '91, umpire at the Lafayette-Oraiitje game on the I2lh insl. R. J. Glick,'95, met his father in Allentown on Saturday. They wer witnesses ofthe Laf.iyette-Lehigh gsme. About 400 persons, students and FCastonians, attended the Lafayette-Lehigh game at South Bethlehem on Saturday last. Last week Dr. Wartield deliverd a very interesting lecture in Wilkes-Barre. His sut)jcct was " The Revolutionary Period." The .McKeen Hall quartet has completed arrangements lo sing in the West End Presbyterian church on the evening of Dec. 5. Wells, 'S4 and Carter,'S4, wer on the campus lasl week. The Rutgers foot ball team has disbanded. Seven of the team ar crippls. Chamberlain, '91, now in business al Hazleton, came to Soutll Bethlehem to witness the game Saturday. He spent Sunday in Easton. Leeds, '93, represented the Lafayette Chapter of the Delta Kappa Epsilon Fraternity at their convention held in Chattanooga last week. E. A. Loux, '92, after an ilness of two weeks at his home on College Hill returnd last week to Princeton Seminary to pursue his studies. Quite a number of the students .attended the social held allhe First Presbyterian Church on Friday the nth inst. AU reported a plezant evening;. The Freshman class now hav practice in bandaging under the direction of Dr. Updegrove, twice a week insted ofthe regular Gymnasium drills. The freshmen have purchased class caps. They ar maroon in color with white buttons and "L. C. "96," embroiderd in pretty monogram on the front. Albertson, '93, and Losee, '94, attended the Theta Delta Chi convention in Boston last week. Losee spent Sunday in Brooklyn and returnd on Tuesday. Bryant, '91, now at Union Theological Seminary was calling on frends, on the campus Frid.iy and S.-iturday of last week. He attended the Lehigh game. President Wartield spoke in the chapel on Sabbath afternoon lo a large audience. His suhject was " The Proper Preparation for Thanksgiving Day." Thanksgiving Day, wilh its festivities and home gatherings has past and we ar alredy looking ft)rward to the Christmas holidays with feverish anticipation. Professor Owen recently had in the New York Tiines an elaborate review of Prof. Jephson's work on " The Pl.itform ; Its Rise and Progress," a discussion of political methods. The efforts to secure luw rates from the railroads for the Lafayette-Slate College game proved unsuccessful, so only a small number of the students accompanied the leam. A large nuinber of alumni wer preseni. Rev. Dr. Eckard gave an interesting talk lo the Young Men's Christian Association last evening. Next week they propose to hi>ld special services, according to the plan ofthe general convention of that organization. On Wednesday night Frank Hall elected the following officers: President, .March, '93; lst Vice President, Hapgood, '93; 2ud Vice President, Schoonover, '93; Secretary, Apgar, '94; Critic, .McCormick, '94; Treas., Peck, '93. Rev. James Clark, a benevolent frend of tbe college, died in Phihidelphia, on Nov. ist, aged .So. He had been Pastor in Helvidere and Lewisburg, and also President of Washington College. He contributed to the funds of Lafayetle. The repori ofthe students' game in the Bethlehem Press heaps unlimited honor on the Lehigh team for her superior playing and ends up the tlowery oiie-aiid-a-quarler column account by saying " Her defeat, however, can not be said to be a crushing one." A foot ball game was contested on the campus on Saturday , 12 inst. between the two divisi<jns of '9.5, Technicals in .Mathamalics, Prof Ilall and Prof Young. Two twenty minute halvs wer pl.iyd. The game resulted in a victory fur Prof. Young's division by a score of S to 4. A neat bit of adverlisement was distributed on the campus this week. It is the code of foot ball rules bound in the shape ofa foot ball, the cover having thc appearance of a regular Association ball. It also contains a record of previous foot ball games between Yale and Princton. A train collided with an omnibus carrying a load of Lehigh students in the Salt River Parade at South Bethlehem on Saturday evening. Only one student was injured and the doctor pronounced the injuries not fatal. It was a very narrow escape from an awful catastrophe. The Lafayetle College Telegraph Company composed of a number of enterprising engineers, h.as elected the following officers : General Superintendent, J. R. Miller, '94, -^ssl. Gen. Supt. Snyder, '95, Chief Operator II. H. Stevens, '95, Treasurer Haukurs,'94, Messengers Walters '95, Grosh, '95. Nov. loth President Warfield addressed the students of Harry William Academy at Wilkes-Barre, one hundred and thirty in number ; several of tbem ar i)reparing for Lafayetle. Nov. nth he lectured lo the students of the State Norm.iI School in Kutztown, under the auspices of the Lilerary Society. Soon after President Warfield came to Easton he was elected an elder in the Brainerd Church. At the evening THE LAFAYETTE. meeting of the Lehigh Presbytery he was added to the standing committee on Education. On Nov. 15th at an adjournd meiling held in Allentown there was so long a discussion of the Overture concerning establishing a new lioard, or Bureau, to take care of vacant churches and of ministers that had no charges,and such difficulty in cuming to any distinct conclusion as to what answer should be given to tlie (Jeneral Assemhiy, that the matter was referti to a special committee to report nexl April. Of this connuittee Rev. John (i. Pollock. '71, of Allentown, is chairman, and Dr. G. C. Heckman. '45, of Reading, and President Warfield, ar members. Kodafo. One dark night lately as we wended our way toward the dormitory bildings we past the west end of Pardee Hall, It was late, very late, in fact. Just as we got to the bilding we saw a ghost-like object on the ground where the large lump of coal formerly stood. It lookt like a man, and he sat there with his knees drawn up to his chin, rocking himsclf to and fro and moaning. T h e cold chills playd leap frog on our spinal column. But he saw us and began to run. This, of cour.se, encnraged us, and we ran after him. Getting pretty near we poked him with our caiie (this is circumstantial evidence that the writer is not a Freshman) but the cane went right thru. Seizd with a desire to investigate this stranger we persuaded him to tarry awhile and in answer to our ernest inquiries, he said ; " I am the shadow of Peter Katawinsky. While in the flesh I mined coal for sake of the operators and supported a wife and six children on si.xty-.scven cents a day. One day I succeeded in getting out a fine specimen which was brought to the shaft without breaking ; as they wer loading it on the car it slipt and one corner maslit my chest as flat as a flap-jack. My spirii stil hung around that piece of coal, and when it was shipt to Lafayette College I came along to wach over it. Long years I wacht. But last summer they sent sumbody here 67 with a sledge hammer, and he broke it up. Thcy carted it away for fuel and last night I .saw the remains of my big lump of coal, for whicll I .sacrificed my life, go up the chimney in the shape of smoke. O, this dredful combine that made the price of coal go up ! But I've haunted the spot they took it from, and uo grass has grown there since that time." It was a cold night and when he stopt we took out our pipe ; this was evidently more than he coud bear for he gave an unerthly screech. We jumpt five feet from the ground in our fright and then ran as fast as our enfeebld condition (we had just heard the State College score) would perrait. * We hav had our litl camera in good use this term getting up a series of fotografs of the fellows who run around with petitions. What a crop of petitions to the faculty we hav had of late ! P^very time we hear a knock at the door we .seize our pen and clear away a great lot of literary debris from our desk and immediately po.se in our official check-indorsing position. We don't want the man with thc j)etition to lose any time on our accouut. We hav a large hart. If the other fellow wants to go home for a day or two, we say let him go. We ar out of training and cannot walk it in one day ; but if the olher fellow wants to squander his (father's) muney on the bloated capitalists who own the railroads and ride on passes, we do not want to stand in his way. If he wanted to go home to the bosom of his family to eat his Thanksgiving turkey, we did not complain. We wer willing to subsist on fried potatoes and fried meat (if we got there in time) at one of our boarding clubs. So we sign them a l l ; and if perchance the same petition gets around the second time we sign it again. We want it distinctly understood that we ar willing to sign any and all petitions ; as we expect THE LAFAYETTE. 68 to leav town for awhile .shortly we would be glad to hav a number of blank sheets brought around so that we can fil our natne in at the proper place,—they can be made out afterward for whatever object the petition-man sees fit. But after we hav gone to this trubl we hope to see them handed in, at leasL * The kodakist would reconimend the gentlemen in Philadelphia who ar engaged in the perfection of color folografy to cum to Lafayette ; there ar four or five men in the class which has lately enterd who take special delight in standing before the camera, and these would make an interesting study iu the complement of red. *** We never believd in Miss Diss Debar's spirit fotografs. But while developing sum films to-day we had the following inscription show up on a negative, put there evidently by spirit hands : " Slate College i8, Lafayette o ; and the next day it snowd." PRIZES OFFERD. A first prize of $200 and three others of $150, $100, and $50 each are offerd to any student for the best essay on " The Importance of humane education in all our institutions of lerning ; the object being to prevent wars, and promote peace on earth and good wil not only to our own race, but to the dumb races that minister to our comfort and happiness, and depend on our care" Also three prizes ar offerd forthe "best praclical plans of promoting humane instruction." All manuscripts must be sent in before March ist, 1893, to Geo. T Angell, Esq., of 19 Milk S t , Boslon, "the President of the American Humane Education Society. The successful e.s.says wil be printed and widely distributed. It is hoped that Lafayette may be noted among the successful ones. A special prize $50 is offerd to any Lafayette student for the best brief poem not exceeding 24 lines, handed in before Dec. 31st, expressing the merits of Esterbrook's steel pens. Thru the generosity of the manufacturers each student receivd a sampl card of these pens erly in the term. The proprietors hope to send the fifty dollar prize to Lafayette. (;ol1e^e Verse. THE FIR.ST ONE. "Melhink.s," I said, "you've slender grown ;" She blusht and turnd her hed. " I'ray is this form your ownest own ?" " Of corset is," she said. — The Tech. A MARTYR. His hed was jamd into the .sand, His arms wer broke in twain, Three ribs wer snapt, four teeth wer gone. He ne'er would walk again. His lips moved slow, I stoopt to hear The whispers they let fall; His voice was weak ; but tbis I heard, " Old man, who got the ball.'" —Ilainilton Literary .Monthly. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT. " My prisoner for life," Cried the newly-made bride. As she kist her yung lord. Who sat by her side. " No ! no I you're mistaken. My dear one," said he, " It's capilal punishment Surely for me." —Ex. THEIR FIRST BREAKFA.ST. One sip of coffee hot he took. He set aside the steaming cup. And then beneath the tabl reacht His wedding trousers to turn up. " Why act like that.'" she .said to him. Her face with glow so ruddy ; Hc merely said with husky voice: " Your coffee, luv, is muddy." — The Polytechnic. THE LAFAYETTE. A MATTER OF TASTE. " What part of speech is kissf" she sighed. Said he, without the least compunction, " Some .say it is a noun, but I" (He kist), " I say it's a conjunction." —Blue and White. THE TWO MAIDS. T w o maids as fair as maids can be ; Fair twins, both blond ar they But both coquettes and shallow sould, Drest up in style to-day. T h e y paint sumtimes when color fails ; I3elight in laces fine : T w o maids, two redy-mades ar they. These russet shoes of mine. — Williams Weekly. THRENODY. Johnny wanted sum* fun With a rusty old gun And nothing of evil foreboded. But the willow doth wave O'er a newly made grave ; T h e musket with buckshot was loaded. Alas! T o m m y i.limbed with great glee Up a large appl tree A n d nothing of evil foreboded. But the willow now waves Over two litl graves ; T h e tree wilh green appls was loaded. Alas! — The Bru non ia n. AN O B S E R V A T I O N . I sercht the world around me, T o find thr lucky chaps ; And saw that men with kodaks, Ar those who get the " snaps," — The Brunonian. REV. SAMUEL BONES. T h e Rev. Sam Bones was a good missionary Sent to reform the benighted Feejee, T o teach and to preach, and to show by e.xampl How saintly a savage a Feejee might be. H e said it was sinful to serv an acquaintance As a stew or ragout at an afternoon tea ; H e tauglit them that even a plezant expression W a s not enuf dress for a modest P'ccjee. 69 But alack and alas ! these degenerate heathen Sundiow did'nt reform or convert worth a c e n t , And they vulgarly vowd in their course Feejee language T h a t they'd eat Reverend Bones even if it was Lent. But when they had cookt him one morning for breakfast T h e n t h e y m o u r n d him and calld him the tenderest of men. And they wept bitter lears after he had been eaten. And wisht him alivc—to eat over again. And the T u m T u m Quartet, with intuitiv feeling. And a fine sense of w^hat would hav pleasd the remains. Sang a requiem which he in person had taught tl.rm T o e.xpressivly sing, with considerabl pains. They chanted wilh joy, and that sense of elation Which cums from done duty and freedom from sin, T h e words of that inching, appropriate anthem, " Oh, he was a stranger, and we took him in." —Harvard Lampoon. ©Atliletics. F O O T BALL. O R A N G E A. A. VS. L A F A Y E T T E . Orange Oval, Orange, N. J., Nov. 12, 1892. Score, 0-30. Lafayette anticipated a much closer game than the score indicates when they buckt up against the Orange A. A. This club has downd Rutgers, Lehigh, Stevens and other colleges this season. Our hevy line was loo much for the Orange boys who coud not get thru it, nor around the ends. On the other hand, Lafayette had no trubl in making fifteen and twenty yards at a time, while twenty-five, thirty and forty yards at a time was comnion. Very litl kicking was done. Forty-five minute halvs wer to hav been playd, but the last was cut down to twenty in order to make the train, and dickerings by the Orange men brought it down to about ten minutes actual play. T h e big gards and tackls wer used successfully in this game at half. Lehner was injured iu bucking a V and Jordan took his place. 70 THE LAFAYETTE. UNIV. OF PENNA. VS. LAF.WETTE. University Grounds, Philadelphia, Nov. i6, 1892. Score, 10-4. The second game wilh Univ. of Penna. was a close one as regards the score. Without a dout the game would have been won by Lafayetle had il not been for a rank decision by umpire Mackey. That self-important gentleman was selected because he was an alumnus of Lafayeite and a member of the Univ. of Penna. eleven, and was considered to be square Results showd that his ability as a foot ball uinpire was about on a par with his skil at umpiring base ball games, eilher or both being rotten. With Lafayetle within three yards of the goal liue, on the first down, the umpire gave the ball to University, because a visionary idea enterd his head that Rowland was holding his man. Il was only an excuse to save Penna., but it workt. For the result of the game the red aud blue can thank ^Ir. Mackey. Lafayetle fought hard the first half and kept the ball in the territory of the red and blue most of the lime. Penna. had the ball ou the start-off They gaind eight yards in the V, and Thayer buckt the line for ten in two dashes. Thayer fumbld. Rockwell went thru the centre for ten yards and soon afler made twenty more in the same way. Penna. was givn the ball on a foul. Lafayetle kept the University back and Thayer was forcd lo kick. Smith caught the ball and gained five yards. Rockwell made twenty yards around left end. Penna. got the leather on the fourth down. Short runs brought the lines up close to goal, and Thayer, thru center, scord a tuchdown ; no goal. Fenstermacher made thirty yards on the start-off and Rockwell added five more. After .short dashes by Smith and Rockwell, Penna. got the ball on a fumbl but lost it 011 the fourth down. Lafayette workt the screw V and made twenty yards by its con- stant use. University finally bankt its men to stop the V aud Rockwell broke out aud by a twenty-five yard run scord a tuchdown ; uo goal. Ball was in the hands of Univcrsity at end of first half The second half opend with kicking by both ful-backs, finally ending with the ball in Lafayette's hands in midfield, Lafayette's back,workt it down inside of Penna. five yard line, and then came Mackey's elastic imagination to the rescue of Penna. Thayer punted to midfield. Short runs by Lafiiyette took thc ball up the field, but it was lost ou a fumbl. Peralto and Camp brought the sphere to Lafayette's twenty, five yard line. Vail kickt to Langlois and the trick workt to perfection. Langlois scord. Thayer kickt a goal. Besides the students who accompanied the team thcre wer many alumni present. Among them wer " Mother " Ellis, '91, an old player ; " Pety " Clark, '91, ex-captain of'91's nine aud a former half-back ; Meyers, '88 ; Dr. H. W. Cattell, '85 ; Palmer, '91 ; " Aldie" March, '87 ; Johnson, '91 ; Fisler, '92 ; " Bobby " Contrell, ex-'94, of base ball fame ; Ulmer, '89 ; vShimer, '92 ; Stenger, '86 ; ex-Senator Herring. '86, of Wilkes-Barre ; Long, '91 ; Dunkell, '86. Oliver and Camp did nobl work for the University. For Lafayeite, Captain Voigt and Robinson wer conspicuous. Smith did well in catching kicks and made .several nice gains, but Rockwell was the strength behind the line. The teams lined up as follows : Pennsylvania. (lo) Position. J^anK^o's Left End O. Wagenhurst . . Left Tackl 9'}^''^'' I'ttt (^,ard ^''="»s Center Thornton . . . . Right Card ^^''^'^e Right Tackl Rosengarten . . . Ritrht Rnd X"*' Quarter V;""P I^eft Half (4) Lafayette. Edwards ("railey Rowland Jordan Hart Robinson McSparran Voigt Sniith I eralto . . . . . . Rif,ht Half . . . . Fensterniacher Tliayer Pull Rockwell Tuchdowns—Thayer, Langlois, Rockwell. Goal THE LAFAYETTE. from tuchdowns—Thayer. Substitutes—O. Wagenhurst by J. Wagenhur.st; Rosengarten by SchofT; Rockwell by Wilson ; SchofT by Newton. Referee— Mr. .Moyle, of Lafayette. Uinpire—Mr. Mackey, of I'ennsylvania. Time ofgame—Two 45 m i n u t e halvs. LIvHIGII VS. L A F A Y E T T E . 'Varsity (irounds, .South Bethlehem, Nov. 19, 1892. Score, 15-6. The second game with Lehigh was a surprise lo the backers of the maroon and white, but not t o t h e team, all of whom wer aware of thcir weakness behind the line. T h e day was a perfect one for foot ball and the contest was witnest by a large nuniber of peple, about half of whom wer Lafayette sympathizers. Lafayeite was simply outplayd. This, combined wilh a streak of luck, raisd Lehigh's score. T h e game was a clean one thruout, personalities and slugging, two things wdiich aralwaysapt to crop out in a Lehigh-Lafayette game, being minus quantities. T h e report was vigorously circulated in Eastoii previous fo the game that vengeance dire was to be taken by the brown and white supporters upon two or three of our players for a fancied part they wer supposed to hav had in a litl unpleasantness which had occurd a l a previous time. This proved to be unfounded. The respectiv captains beanid mildly across the lines of shaggy heads at each other and made no attempt to scalp one another, and thereby one of the standard features ofa Lehigh-Lafayette foot ball game was not shown. Rockwell was laid off as a result of the Univ. of Penna. game and he was much mist behind the line. For sum unexplaind reason Lafayette's usually successful bucking the line faild ; the screw V did not work as it had done and the interference was too rotten to make any great gains around the ends. Men in the line who had faced the best in the cuntry let the Lehigh rushers toss them around like chips, and the team iu general playd in the poorest style it has this season. Captain Voigt did all iu his 71 power to keep the team stedy, and besides playd his usual brilliant game. Wilson, at half, did the best work for the backs. Hart and Gailey made good gains with the ball. The ends did sum nice tackling, but in two or three instances the interference was too much for them to buck. However, Ordway's much vaunted n o yard run w a s a clear steal, as the ball was taken from Robinson's hand, but not until he had calld "down." Lafajette won the to.ss and look the ball, and made five yards on the start-off. Slight gains by the backs ended in Lafayette losing the ball on the fourth down. They got the ball on Hutchin.sou's punt to center. Failing to gain vSmilh ])unl:ed, but the ball went astray and Lehigh secured it on the fifty yard line. Lehigh's backs got the sphere close to the ten yard line, and Roderick buckt the line for a tuchdown ; no goal. Timc, thirteen minutes. Hart and Rowland made small gains afler the line-up, and Lafayette lost the ball on a fumbl. Half an hour of playing ensued, without either side scoring, then Hutchin.son kickt a field goal. Lafayetle .got thc ball on four downs, after Lehigh put it in play in the second half, only to go to Lehigh on the first play, owing to Gailey being offside. .Hutchinson kickt. Smith caught the ball. Lafayette began to use the screw wedge. Then on the five yard line came Ordway's run, mentiond before, and the con.sequent tuchdown ; goal. F'ensterniacher made twenty yards around the end. Short dashes by Smith, Wilson and Gailey brought the ball back to the five yard line, and Lafayeite went over the line iu the V, Smith carrying the ball ; Robinson kickt the goal. Time was called soon afler, and the two teams wer swallowd up in the mass of peple, many jubilant and with stufft pocket-books, others dejected and with only their railroad tickets in their purees. So ended the second Lehigh-Lafay- 73 THE L.VFAVETTE. yette game, and sweet dreams of redeeming old scores by two victories this sea.son, fitded like the smoke that curled up from the big chimneys around the field, where once again the Lehigh banner waved over the maroon and while. And stil we liv. The leains lined up as follows : Lafayeite. (6) Posilion. (15) Lehigh. Edwards Left End Chainberlain Gailey Left Tackl Houston Rowland Left Gard Underwood Jordan . . . . . . . Center Wotxlen Hart . • Right Gard. . . Greenwood Robinson Right Tackl Hudd McSparran Right luid VanCleve Voigt Quarter-Rack . . . McCluu.g Wilson Left Half-Back Or.lway Fen.stertnacher . Right Half Hack Roderick Smith Ful-Back Hutchinson Tuchdowns—Roderick, i; Ordway, i ; Smith, I. Goals—Hutchinson, 1 ; Robinson, I. Field Goal—Hutchinson. Referee—Luther Price, Princeton. Umpire—DeHart of Orange A. A. Time—Two 45 minute halvs. STATE COLLEGE V.S. LAFAYETTE. Wilkes Barre, Nov 23, 1S92. Score, iS-o. The last game ofthe .season of '92 ended rather disastrously for Lafayetle, especially in view of the supposed standard of the Slate College leam. Whatever may be the general impression in regard to the wearers of the blue and white, there can be no dout that the team is a very strong one, worthy to represent a much larger iuslilution than the one it does. The eleven shows good team work, especially in interference, and its backs ar abuv the average of those of small colleges ; the three center mcu ofthe line form the great strength ofthe forward.s. Lafayette's backs faild to make any decided gains around the ends, owing to poor interference, and they wer too lighl lobuck the line to any extent. The screw V workt for decided gains until sum onc lost the ball in a scrimmage, and Voigt made one or two nice runs with the ball. Lafayeite was forced to play a defcnsiv game. Tayloi aud Fay buckt our line almost at pleasure. Rockwell was only able to play a few minutes, aud Smith was substituted. Hc made sum good points. Wil.son was also laid off before the close of the game, Fenstermacher laking his place Lafayette's line playd a listless game. In fact, the game should never hav been arranged, owing to the condilion of the men. Had the home team put up the game it was playing until the last Lchigh garae the result would hav been different,—but we sliimpt and State won, which tells the talc in a few words. Lafayeite opend with the Harvard V for leu yards, aud then lost the ball on four down.s. Afler the ball had past back and forward for twenty niinutes. Slate forced Lafayette slowly down the field for a tuchdown and a goal. In the second half, Lafayette got the ball on a fumbl. The Harvard V faild to gain and Carpenter lost the ball. Fay quickly got it and scord a tuchdown ; goal. Towards the clo.se of the half. Slate again scord. At I no time did Lafayeite menace the goal liue. For Slate, the half backs and Dowlcr, Reed I aud Atherton, in the line did the best work. I Lafayette's individual playiug was about on ; a par with the leuu work,—less said the \ belter. I The teams lined up as follows : ' Lafayette [o). Positions. Stale College {m. I't-ck Rijrht End Rothrock Kobinson Right Tackl Haley ; I'art Right Gard Dowler ; JorJan Center . . . . Reed, Captain \ Rowland, Left Gard Either I Gailey Left Tackl Moror I Kdwards Left E n d Harris ! Voigt, Captain . . . Quarter Hack Atherton ! Wdson Rij^bt Half-Hack Fay ^••"•P^"t" Left Half-Hack Taylor j R"<-kwell Ful-n.ick Brown I Substitutes-Lafayette. Fensternncher, Sniith. WilI son, Craig, Harseu; State C o l l e g e - F . Multeru. R. Mattern, While. THE LAFAYETTE. eAlamni - personals. '54. Dr. E. P^'errier gave an interesting critical analysis of Tennyson's " T h e Two V o i c e s " before the Eastou Evangelical Alliance on thc 17th inst. '54. Augustus Sherwood, a prosperous farmer iu Oxford, Nebraska, has been revisiting the college, afler 40 years' absence, to find here two faces that he recognized. '58. Rev. Dr. O. S. Dean, of Wa.shington, took a conspicuous part iu the great debate at Minneapolis on the affairs of the American Board of P'oreign Missions. '70. In the October number of "School and College," Prof. Jo.seph J. Hardy has an interesting and suggcstiv articl ou Mathematics as a Part of a Course of Liberal Culture. '70. Among the newly elected members of the Pennsylvania Legislature ar P'rauk H. Piatt, '70, of Tunkhannock ; John R. P'arr, '85, re-elected, Scranton ; and W. H. Woodring, '82, of Hecktown. '70. Frank H. Piatt, of Tunkhannock, was elected to the Legislature on the Democratic ticket by a plurality of 200. '75. Rev. Andrew J. Sullivan, Ph. D., D. D., has becum pastor o f t h e Third Presbyterian church, Camden, N. J. '76. John B. Hendry is engaged in the sale of American Investment securities in London, and is permanently located at No. 9 S L Mildred's Court. '76. Isaac O. Acton, as Pro.secutor of the Pleas, at Salem, N. J., holds office for two more years. '79. On the 13th inst. Chas. A. Craighead was married to Miss Katherine McCook daughter of Gen. McCook, U. S. A., at Redoudo Beach, Cal. '80. M. M. Gibson is in prosperous legal practise in Norristown, and at present is very glad that there is a prospect of a return 73 to the Democratic form of governmeut provided for in the Constitution. '80. In the late election, Hou. J. R. Farr, of Lackawanna Co., was elected to the Legislature on the Republican ticket by a majority of over ipo. '82. District Attorney I^aBarre polled a large vote in the lale eleclion. He is remembered at Lafayette as a man of high character and personal worth, and as a member of P^rank. Hall he won the first prize at the Junior Oratorical Contest of '81. '82. Marcus B. Lambert has a mathematical work in preparation. On September ist he became Professor of Mathematics in the Boys' High School, of Brooklyn. The three years previous he had beeti connected with the Geological Survey of the United States, in the geographic brmicli. There stand to his credit over one thousand square miles of topography, mostly iu the anthracite fields of Pennsylvania. The WilkesBarre, Shickshinng, Harvey's Lake and part of the Honesdale sheets ; as well as the New Milford and part of the Waterbury sheets in Connecticut wer completed under his supervision. They ar publisht, or in course of publication by the Geological Survey. Prof L. resides at 105 Hancock St. '83. Rev. Rufus W. Miller is now pastor of the Reformd church in Hummelstown, Lebanon Co., and continues his work of organizing branches of the " Brotherhood of Philip and Andrew." '84. On the 15th inst, at the Third St. Reformd church, Easton, Pa., Mr. William Cummings Merritt, Jr., of Columbus, Ohio, was married to Miss Carrie May Rader, of Easton, Rev. H. M. Kieffer, D. D., ofTiciaring. Mr. Merrill is a civil engineer of Columbus, with an office in Pittsburg. '86. On the 2nd inst., in Philadelphia, Marshall H. Sniith was married to Miss Camilla Bourne, of that city. Mr. Smith is 74 THE L A F A V E T T E . engaged in the real estate business in Philadelphia. '86. The preparatory department of Cornell University, known as the " Cascadilla School," al llhaca, has secured Prof Charies D. Fehr, as professor of Greek, Latin aud German. '87. Oliver O, Ort is doing wel as the engineer of Centralia, Lewis Co., in the south-western part of the State of Washington. '87. John L. Richardson is in business in Bloomsburg. • '88. On Oct. 5lh, Ralph Cranmer, of Xew Brittain, Conn., was married lo MLss Louise Thomas, of that cily. '88. Dr. Fred. W. Powell is practising at Honesdale. '88. W. C» H. Slagel now resides at ii2 Maplewood Avenue, Germantown. He was married on OcL 27ih, to Miss Kate S. Craft, of Albany. '88. Chas. Waller, of Waynesborough was elected District Attorney of P'rankliu County on November 8lh, on the Republican ticket. Mr. Waller was connecled with the Easion Free Press while .• Lafayetle. '88. That member of the ciass (name not told us), must hav had it pretty bad, when just before Commencement he wrote that he coud not cum, " b u t iu my thoughts I shall fancy myself being wailed on, that day, by the luvliness of Easton, later lo hear that name, 'Lafayette', so dear effluence in glory, luv and praise." '89. Rev. Charies L. Chalfant begins his work in the Madi-son Avenue church, Cleveland, Ohio, under favorabl circumstances. A new house of worship is bilding, and wdien completed wil cost $30,000. The peple expect to occupy the lecture room about OcL I. Il wil seat 500, and wil cost about §8,000. The congregation uow numbers 100, and is increasing. There is a Sabbath-school of 2(X) scolars. '89. W. M. \Villiams has cum back from Alma, Colorado, to superintend the liaston Transit Company's lines of railroad. '89. Rev. George B. Troub has been called to Northville, N. Y. '90. Ecclesiastical Latin is yct in demand. The Lehigh Presbytery on November i5lh appointed " parts of trial " to candidates for the ministry as follows : a thesis on "De Sanclificatioue," George N. Hertzog, '90, of .Mburtis; " Q u i d est peccatum Originalc?" Albert J. Weisley, '91, of Catasauqua ; and " D e Jnstificatione," H. S. Welly, '91, of .Mburtis. '90. Ralph T. Stewart had the misfortune to break his collar-bone while playing football at his home in South Easton, on the 3rd inst. He is recovering. '90. E. E. Pawling has quit teaching, and is now living at home in Selin.sgrove, aud studying law under the care of Hon. S. P. Wolverton, M. C , of Sunbury. '91. C. .v. Oakes has been granted a patent on an adding: machine. COLLEGE PINS. Flags, Buttons, and Fraternity Bacdges, Rings ancd Jewelry of every (description, introcJucing the Coilege Colors a n d Society E m blems. CORRESPONDENCE INVITED. TIFFANY & CO., UNION SQUARE, NEW YORK.