by Pierre-Marc Diennet (c) January 2003
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by Pierre-Marc Diennet (c) January 2003
Shell by Pierre-Marc Diennet (c) January 2003 "SHELL" 1. Cast of Characters The Band It is a three piece band that should include a bass guitar player, a rhythm/lead guitar player, and a percussionist. Actor 1 - Cowboy, Archie, Armchair Man, Doctor, Soldier A He is the protagonist to which the play happens. It's as if he stepped off a bus into a crowd of people and they just pushed him around and through all these odd experiences. In this piece the characters that the actors play are interchangeable. The characters are differentiated not by who plays them but by the costume piece the actor wears. For example, if actor 1 puts on the white lab coat he is the doctor but later when the actor 2 puts on the coat he is also the doctor. The line of the character is carried by the costume piece not the person who wears it. Actor 2 - Nora, Dot, Armchair Man, Parasol Girl, Soldier A This female actor plays all of the female roles in the play. Actor 3 - Clown, Soldier B Has a slightly different job. He is the MC. He wears clown face throughout the play and he sings all of the songs except 'Everyone's Leaving'. He may still change character at will. If he puts on the soldiers helmet, he is the soldier. If he puts on the cowboy hat he is the cowboy. He just has to also play that extra layer of being slightly outside of the whole thing. The little boy This character should be played by an actual seven or eight year old boy. "SHELL" 2. SCBNB 1 The performers enter the space humming a gospel refrain. The band goes back to the tiny stage set up for them and begins one by one to pick up their respective instruments and accompany the humming. All at once the song begins in earnest with the clown leading the call and response of the song. 'The World Is Gone' CLOWN HASN'T ANYBODY TOLD YOU, THERE WAS NO WORLD TODAY, HASN'T ANYBODY TOLD YOU, THERE WAS NO WORLD TODAY, NO BEAN DIP AND NO SUNSHINE, NO SEA, NO HORSE, NO HEY The song picks up energy and the call and response becomes more passionate. CLOWN (cont'd) NO HELIUM BALLOONS NO GIANT PANDA BEARS NO MUSTARD NO COLORS NO SISTERS NO BROTHERS NO ASHES NO HOUSES NO LOVIN' NO LIFE IT'S GONE IT'S GONE IT'S SO FUCKING GONE The lights go out. The music changes abruptly. The base plays a very slow Portis head version of the baseline of 'Just a shell'. The music is soothing and hypnotic. There is the sound of a winter wind. "SHELL" 3. SCBNE 2 - JOURNBY'S BND As our eyes adjust to the dark we see a little boy crouched over a crumpled figure. The doctor and the assistant enter and approach them. DOCTOR Qu' est ce qu'y a mon enfant? Mon dieux ? Help him. The cognac, the cognac. Drink it my little one. Look, how he shivers. Seperate them. STUDENT Voici, Ie petit. Boives Ie doucement. II va vous choudir. But, what is there, professor? Lives she ? DOCTOR She's been dead for quite some time. Hypothermia. She's frozen. She was shielding the boy from the cold but she neglected to protect herself. (To the boy) Est-elle sa mere? Child, with his back to the audience shivers DOCTOR (CONT'D) (cont'd) Ou sont votre famille? Child shivers without answering DOCTOR (cont'd) Vous venez d'ou? Child shivers without answering DOCTOR (cont'd) He's in shock. Vraiment ! what a pity. Take him to the hospital, tell Dr. Pommier to see to him and then meet me back at the dispensary in an hour. STUDENT What is it that you will do, professor ? DOCTOR I will try to find some identification and make sure she gets to the morgue. Get going. The child's going to freeze. ( to the child) C'est bien Ie petit. Va avec lui. Je vais attender ici avec sa mere. Va manger quelle que chose. "SHELL" 4. The student and the little boy exit. The doctor searches the body. DOCTOR (cont'd) Povre femme. Here's something. Travelling papers from Kirsk. Mon dieux. How far. And you walked the entire way, I imagine. How tiring. Well, don't worry. We'll look after the boy. You just rest. I'll be back with the cart. He stands and exits. 'Just a Shell' begins in full. As slowly as humanly possible, the slumped figure on the stage unveils from under the dark over coat a white parasol. It rises very slowly, followed even more slowly by an ethereal girl. SCENE 3 - DEATH AWAKENS The clown joins the band and sings the song from the platform as the girl begins the Parasol dance. It is a strictly choreographed dance between the parasol girl and the doctor. 'Just a Shell' CLOWN I'VE BEEN TALKING TO BOXES, TO BIRDS, TO SHOES, KNOWING YOU HEAR ME. WHEN I TALK TO SNOW, I TALK TO YOU. THAT BEAT-UP HOUSE YOU LEFT BEHIND, BURNED DOWN. (ALL THAT PAPER FLYING AFTER) WHEN THE SHELL'S TOO SMALL, THE CRAB CRAWLS OUT, LEAVING IT FOR ANOTHER. ~IT'S JUST A SHELL, IT'S JUST A SHELL YOU ARE WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY, NOT WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN YOU'RE GONE. "SHELL" 5. SCEBE 4 - THE GRIEF OF OTHERS The music fades into the background as the dance comes to a close and the lights come up on a dishevelled man, his back to us wearing a white bathrobe, as close to the audience as possible, trying to sort through a dream he's just woken from. He does not face the audience. ARMCHAIR MAN Then it seemed I woke up. It was quiet again. I couldn't see. The room was dark. I assumed it was still night time. My eyes adjusted to the dark and I could very faintly make out the table next to me. I thought I could see the threshold of the hallway but when it's that dark your eyes see things that you only think are there. Like when you're frightened every noise scares you. It's the same when you can't see. Whatever you are thinking about becomes a shadow in front of you. The darkness is a canvas for your every thought. Then I heard something distinct from next door. Very faint at first but very clear. I could hear a woman's stifled sobs. The noise was coming through the walls but it sounded as she was in a long necked bottle beside me. She was wailing into a pillow or her hands. I couldn't make out what she was saying so I leaned over and pressed my ear to the wall. Between her tears I could barely make out her words. I thought I heard her say, 'Our specials today include our chilled honeydew melon and pineapple soup, our very popular pan seared scallop salad served with grilled green cabbage in a calabrian chili oil dressing, and the fish today is a Dorad from the coast of Spain.' And then she started weeping incomprehensibly. It made me sad for her but also strangely soothed. Then I woke again and it was light out. SCEBE 5 - A FAMILY AFFAIR As he's been speaking a red settee has been moved center stage and the actress, now dressed as Dorothy with a very English looking white Easter-at-the-races hat, is comfortably resting on it. She interrupts his little monologue and he wanders off rather confused. "SHELL" 6. DOT Terence? The clown enters wearing his white gloves. He is now Dorothy's butler. CLOWN Yes maim? DOT What time is it? CLOWN Very late maim? DOT Where's Archie? CLOWN I'm not sure maim. DOT That's not acceptable, Lawrence. You must keep track of him, do you understand ? CLOWN Yes maim. DOT I should look for him at the Kings Head in Quagshire. CLOWN Yes maim. DOT Oh, Terrence, before you go ? CLOWN Yes maim ? DOT I don't know if I've ever told you this but when I'm looking out the window of an airplane I often think of how the clouds look like pillows of white tender cotton and how easy it would be to fall into them and be comfortably enveloped in their billowing softness. CLOWN No maim, you've never told me that. "SHELL" 7. DOT Clarence, don't forget to tell that man who borrowed my bicycle for the worlds fair that the back wheel is a bit loose. I don't know how he expects to ride down the side of the Eifel Tower on a Schwinn. CLOWN I won't, maim. DOT I've only loved one man, Clarence and I haven't met him yet in person but in my mind he is this wonderful perpetually changing form. He changes shapes as my desires change and his ambitions parallel my developing dreams. His neck is made of milk so I can fall asleep in it like an exhausted kitten. Oh, Lawrence? CLOWN Yes maim DOT Send for the carriage. CLOWN Yes maim. Where are you going maim? DOT To the midwife, I think my water just broke. There is an enormous flushing sound and then the sounds of someone trying to find a radio station. SCENE 6 - OASIS It flickers back and forth and we see actor 1 with a radio. He is wearing a large white cowboy hat. He finally settles on an upbeat country tune. As the intro plays the clown with his own white cowboy hat joins the band and the cowboy rolls a cigarette. 'Watch her sleeping' CLOWN IF I CAN WATCH HER WHEN SHE'S SMILING AT ME. IF I CAN WATCH HER WHEN SHE'S DIPPING SKINNY IF I CAN WATCH HER WHEN SHE'S RIDING BAREBACK TO THE RIVER IN THE MOONLIGHT AND BACK HEY, IF SHE CAN ASK IF SHE CAN HAVE MY BABY "SHELL" 8. WITHOUT ME ASKING IF SHE WANTS TO MARRY THEN YEAH, I MAKE HER BLUSH AT THE SLIGHTEST TABOO AND YEAH, I WATCH HER SLEEPING. WOULDN'T YOU? DON'T TELL HER I KNOW THIS SHE THINKS I DON'T NOTICE BUT SHE SINGS WHEN THERE'S NO ONE AROUND SHE HAS CONVERSATIONS WITH MY UNCLE'S DALMATIANS AND SHE LAUGHS WITH OLD HUMPHREY OUR HOUND The cowboy turns the radio down and the band lowers their volume with the cue. The music is just background. As he is telling this story, the cowboy jumps off his horse and goes through the motions of an old west duel with an imaginary person. He checks his gun. He turns. He walks ten paces and waits for the count to be given. This blocking should be drawn out for the length of this scene. COWBOY You're as thirsty as the desert and you're mouth is full of sand roses when you ride into Skogee, outside of Tuscon. You tie your dragon, Rough Kneck to the rail outside a crowded watering hole and stumble in. As soon as your eyes adjust, to the coal smoke room you see, sitting on a stool by the window facing west, this skinny fire headed whore, with eyes that kill you and yellow teeth. You can feel her sizing you up but when you turn to face her and light your cigarette, she's turned into a little girl, with bony knees and a hand that won't stop playing with her skirt. Nora enters on her line and she is drinking a bottle of wine. Perhaps she finds the cigarettes and rolls one for herself. NORA You're head still hurts from the night before and you've been wanting to just sit down somewhere and cry all day long. Ever since Lulu left with her baby and a suitcase for Texas, you've just been in a mood. You kicked one of the hounds this morning for howling at sheriff McGuire even though you hate that man. Your ass itches and your sweating your make up off on a bar stool in the front of the saloon. (MORE) "SHELL" NORA (cont'd) Screw Fat Betty, You think, I'm not working again tonight. COWBOY You walk over to her and look right in her big green eyes and say I been ridin' all week through death's valley and the last woman I looked in the face was Chief Running River's daughter when she gave me the hot peyote tea and the bag of snakes. But this filly isn't spooked. She stares you down like a gun fighter and you can't wait till she opens her mouth and you get to meet the scorpion you know lives in there. NORA You can't get the sand out of your eyes and it doesn't matter any way cause every time you open them you see something to remind you of home. This morning a package arrived for the stable boy cause he's a registered orphan and he gets handouts from this rich bitch in Tuscon. It was brown paper wrapped up with string just like Pa used to bring home full of sweets and sand dollars and of course a new white cotton blouse for rna. Goddamn if it don't smart to see the moon every night and know he killed your pa for a turquoise saddle buckle COWBOY You tell her your mother worked in a cathouse in wyoming and when you were old enough to know what that meant she kicked you out onto the plains to find a good horse and ride it till you die. Your mother told you never to come back, but now no matter where you are, whenever you see a house of disrepute you feel like you're coming home. NORA You're just about to duck out and smoke a cigarillo while Betty's talkin' to the poker player with the eye patch when the next thing you know this tall strong swig of whiskey in a ten gallon hat is standing right in front of you talkin like he knows you from home. He's as dirty as the mail wagon but you trust his smile. He buys a bottle of bourbon and you help him finish it, wouldn't kill ya to do some work tonight. COWBOY Then the beautiful little hussy pipes up and tells you the short version of how the moon killed her dad and a shiver runs up your spine. You knew old Ceasar. (MORE) 9. "SHELL" 10. COWBOY (cont'd) No one could ever forget a man with a scar that big. He got it in a bull fight in Chiapas or at least that's what he told you the night of the stampede. You can see the pain of history in her eyes as she takes a swig from the bottle you just bought. The sun hits the dusty windows of the saloon behind her. It looks for a second as if the whole damn building has fallen into a volcano and the lava's about to bust in and burn everything up. NORA The thing is this snake don't bite. He's a lamb in a wolf suit. The more you drink, the more you just want to take your clothes off and go for swim in his eyes. The room is getting hotter as if there's fire outside and it's about to bust in and burn everything up. But then his gaze falls off you. It's gone quiet. Something cold passes between you like a ghost and you feel all alone again and this time you're really gonna cry, when he puts his hand on yours and he looks right at you and says something you don't remember but it makes you laugh. COWBOY You remember the story your mother told you about the apache and the angry phoenix. The apache painted himself yellow and hid in a honeysuckle bush. That's why I wear yellow all the time she said once sitting at the mirror, so I'll smell like honeysuckle. The girl's getting harder and harder to look at. She's beginning to shine like a barn fire. You place your hand on hers and you look up under the jungle of her long eyelashes and you say Stop being so damn pretty for a second. I can't concentrate on my conversation. Just as he finishes his story the cowboy turns quickly to get the draw on his enemy but he is shot and he falls dead. Nora turns up the music. The lights fade up on the band and the actors clear the stage. 'Watchin' her sleep' (con't.) COWBOY (cont'd) IF I CAN WATCH THE SUN SETTING RED IN HER EYES IF I CAN WATCH HER WHEN SHE'S COOKING UP PIES IF I CAN WATCH HER WHEN SHE'S HUGGING A STRANGER SHE'LL GIVE HER LOVE IN THE FACE OF ALL DANGER HEY, IF SHE CAN TELL STORIES ABOUT THE GIRLS IN MY PAST AND I CAN KNOW THAT OUR LOVE'S GONNA LAST "SHELL" 11. THEN YEAH, I TICKLE HER TILL HER LIPS TURN BLUE AND YEAH, I WATCH HER SLEEPING. WOULDN'T YOU? WATCHING HER SLEEPING WATCHING HER SLEEP IS THE ONLY REST I CAN STEAL. JUST CAUSE I'M DREAMING AND SHE'S JUST A DREAM DON'T MEAN THAT MY BABY AIN'T REAL. DON'T MEAN THAT MY BABY AIN'T REAL. SCENE 7 - PRECIPICE The bathrobe person is back but in a different place and this time the character is played by the actress. She doesn't face the audience but she is desperately trying to get their help with figuring these dreams out. ARMCHAIR MAN I've just finished some huge exam and my fingers hurt from biting them. I am holding a number two pencil and I'm sitting in one of those metal and Formica chairs but it's in my living room. I have some popcorn and I'm about to start a movie when I look over at the window and my heart stops. My cat has managed to squeeze out the sliding window and crawl out onto the ledge of my ninth floor apartment. I scream out but catch myself before I startle her and make her fall. I start to shake. For a moment I don't know what to do. Then I stand and call to her "beaner" softly so she won't think there is anything wrong. "beaner" "beaner The kitten turns to look where my voice is coming from and she sees me close to the window. Her eyes full of helplessness, she meows softly and T can barely hear it through the windowpane. Her look of fear is too much for me and in an outburst of terror, I reach towards her "beaner!!". She is startled by my advance and loses her balance toppling off the ledge. "Beaner .•. !!ff lf We hear the sound of a bomb dropping and exploding and then general battle sounds. SCENE e - WAR OF THE BELIEVERS The bathrobe character moves to reveal two men in white battle helmets. One man is pointing a gun at the other's head. "SHELL" 12. A I have to kill you. B I know. A Those are my orders and those are my convictions. The best way to end this conflict is by removing one of the opposing forces B Yes. A You will be the first man believe in an after life? I kill. Do you B Yes. A So, when I shoot you, your spirit will separate from your body and float upwards into the ether to be judged and rewarded? B Yes and rewarded mightily. A Aren't you afraid that heaven is a fable created to persuade people to be obedient? B No, are you afraid that it exists? A Perhaps, but is it possible that two opposing notions of heaven, held by two enemy groups, can exist at the same time, each rewarding their own combatants and damning their enemies to hell? B Or blessing their enemies with forgiveness. I do not damn you for killing me. I am confident that you are a good man misguided. A When will you know you are dead? B When I meet my creator. "SHELL" 13. A If you get there, will you do me a favor? B You're mad. A Honestly, send a sign. Let's decide now on a sign you can give me. B When my army is victorious, you will know I have reached heaven. A No something simpler. Throw a white brick through my window. B Fine. A Promise? B Yes. A Great. I'll be waiting. He shoots the other man but the gun shot is simply a snare hit that begins the next song and instead of falling dead the clown just looses the helmet and starts flying around the stage. SCENE 9 - DEATH STEPS OUT 'Die You Will' CLOWN CAN'T SEE THE RATS TONIGHT THE FOG IS TOO DAMN THICK THE ICE IS STUCK TO THE GARBAGE CANS BUT THE TRASH STILL STINKS AN OLD CRONE SLIPPED ON HER STOOP AND CRACKED HER HEAD WIDE OPEN I TOOK HER SOUL AND THANKED HER, YES I DID AND LEFT HER CAT TO ROTTEN, I SAID YOU COULD DIE TODAY, TODAY, TONIGHT, TOMORROW, YOU COULD DIE OF DEATH, OF FRIGHT 14. "SHELL" YOU COULD DIE OF SORROW BUT EITHER WAY BUT DIE YOU WILL, JUST BE STILL, JUST BE STILL. CAN'T SEE MY PREY TONIGHT CAN'T EVEN SEE THE STYX I'LL SEVER HIS LIMB WITH A BUS I'LL CLIMB THIS HILL AND SMELL HER. THE LIGHTS OF HOUSES DON'T OFFEND ME. THEIR WARMTH MAKES THE DYING COLDER I FROZE THE HOUSE AND STOLE HER CHILDREN AND LEFT HER THERE TO ROT AND I SAID YOU WILL DIE TODAY, TODAY, TONIGHT, TOMORROW, YOU WILL DIE OF DEATH, OF FRIGHT YOU WILL OF SORROW, BUT ANY WAY BUT DIE YOU WILL, JUST BE STILL, JUST BE STILL. AND PROUD LIKE SOLDIERS THE SOULS DEPARTED CHANTING IN JUBILEE I WILL DIE TODAY, TONIGHT, TOMORROW. I WILL DIE OF DEATH, OF FRIGHT, OF SORROW. BUT DIE I WILL, JUST BE STILL, JUST BE STILL. The song becomes a raucous pub sing-a-Iong. With everyone happily chanting away about dying. The actor who killed the clown at the beginning shoots the band members and the other actors one by one and then shoots himself but the song continues from a CD even after the last person is lying on the floor. SCENE 10 - PROTECTION The phone rings. Everyone is up at once and scatters. There is the sound of someone just offstage trying desperately to climb over an enormously inconvenient pile of old bicycles and other junk. He hits his knee and swears. It's a real herculean task. Finally, actor 1 as Archibald enters. He is wearing a white cricket sweater over his shoulders. He trips on something and the phone stops ringing. ARCHIBALD Damn! "SHELL" 15. He looks around the room. ARCHIBALD (cont'd) Dorothy? Dorothy enters. ARCHIBALD (cont'd) Did you see the signal flare? DOROTHY Archie, where have you been? ARCHIBALD I simply went for a walk after supper around the grounds, but I had no idea there was a war going on. DOROTHY Don't be silly. ARCHIBALD 11m not being silly, Dorothy. I especially heard drums and cannon fire and did you not see the signal flare? DOROTHY My dear nephew, what on earth are you talking about. I haven't seen or heard a thing. ARCHIBALD But you couldn't possible have missed the sound. It was thundering. DOROTHY Well, I was playing the piano in the drawing room for a time. ARCHIBALD Dorothy, I can't be entirely sure. Of course I've never seen a war before but there really is something dreadful happening. I could have sworn I heard a bugle. DOROTHY But that just isn't possible darling, we live a very pleasant and calm life here. The rumblings of war are the maladies of the indulgent and the wild minded. ARCHIBALD Perhaps you're right. 16. "SHELL" DOROTHY Besides, who would want to attack our humble estate? ARCHIBALD True. DOROTHY Did you have a nice walk? ARCHIBALD I think there was something large on fire just west of the gazebo. I didn't see any flames but there was a great deal of smoke. DOROTHY Archibald, put it out of your mind. You've probably just a stomach upset from the Tuscan sausages. ARCHIBALD They were spicy weren't they? Archibald exits DOROTHY Lawrence? The clown enters as the butler. CLOWN Yes, maim. DOROTHY Clarence, fetch my pistols. CLOWN Yes, Maim. What for maim? DOROTHY Well, if you must know, Terrence. It's to kill someone. CLOWN Yes, maim. Right away maim. SCENE 11 - ANATOMY OF A MOTHER The doctor enters and addresses a large amphitheatre of other physicians. As he speaks the clown becomes the assistant and the woman falls onto the settee as the dead body. The doctor performs an irregular autopsy. ·"SHELL" DOCTOR As you can all see, can you all see? Clearly? Good. As you can see the poor woman died of hypothermia in a snow storm. If I remove this you can see what the cold has done to her lower extremities. My assistant calculated that about a third of her was frost bitten before she even lost consciousness. I'm sure you are asking yourself. 'What could she have been thinking to be sleeping on the streets? Couldn't she have found a basement or a shack or some kind soul to take her in?' Well, we asked ourselves the same question and in fact we found that, if you look just below her chest cavity her pride is enlarged and this is undoubtedly due to a swelling of the dignity. So, our first assumption was that she was too proud to ask for help. And this is often the case with unfortunates. They suffer because they do not want to debase themselves for charity. They are too proud to beg. There must be dignity in life after all or it is meaningless. But then as we continued our investigation we found... Can everyone see where I am pointing? Just here beneath this layer, travelling papers that appear to have been issued in Kirsk. My god, you must be thinking, that's a long way and we can tell by the large sores on her feet that most if not all of the journey was done on foot. By what we can deduce from her muscle tissue and joints this woman was absolutely exhausted the night of the storm. She hadn't eaten in days and not much before then. We can assume that she gave every scrap of sustenance that she could find along their three or four month journey to her young son. Who survived, we are happy to announce. Her own health wasn't important to her. It was her son who had to stay healthy. She probably believed as we all are like to do that he was too young to pay for her mistakes; to young to be punished for the errors of his parents. It wasn't his fault that she decided to come to the city and look for work in the middle of winter. Perhaps circumstances forced her hand but how could he be held accountable for that? And when she got here, she thought people would be kinder. She couldn't have known that allover the country others just like her were coming to the city to find food and shelter. She was caught by circumstances and when it dawned on her that she would not find what she was looking for in this city she'd spent every ounce of her resolve to get to, her spirit was broken. You can see the fracture just here. (MORE) 17. lB. "SHELL" DOCTOR (cont' d) We are now building a scenario in which, far from being too proud to ask for help, she was suffering from such acute fatigue that she didn't have the energy to. She collapsed in an alley and her son crawled into her coat to shield himself from the snow. She tried to speak to him, she must have, but it seemed as if her lips belonged to someone else. She wasn't frightened as she felt her body go numb and her breath slow to a halt. In fact, she was kind of relieved that this humiliation would finally end. And why not ? It seems to me that as soon as you are unable or unwilling to fight for your life, there is no point in having one. At that moment the little boy walks in. Everyone freezes. He walks over and pulls a telephone out of the body. He inspects it and leaves. Stunned the doctor turns to his audience of physicians. SCENE 12 - DEATH COURTS A LOVER 'Just a shell' comes in forcefully and the Parasol II dance is performed. It is almost exactly the same as the first dance. 'Just a Shell' (con't.) I USE YOUR NAME WHEN I TALK TO VAPOR, TO SMOKE, TO STORMS, FEELING YOU NEAR ME. IN THOSE PREDAWN DREAMS, I THANK YOU. THERE'S NO HEAT IN THE FIREPLACE YOUR BREATHING, FED THE TREES, LONG AFTER. THE HATCHLING DOESN'T KEEP HIS EGG, HE FLIES AWAY, LEAVING IT FOR HIS MOTHER. IT'S JUST A SHELL. IT'S JUST A SHELL. YOU ARE WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY, NOT WHAT YOU HAVE WHEN YOU'RE GONE. Again the bathrobe character appears as the music fades. "SHELL" 19. SCBNB 13 - RUNNING IN CIRCLBS ARMCHAIR GUY I Woke up with a bolt, fell into cool day wear a leather jacket, jeans, sneakers, careened out of the apartment. I was an older man for a few moments as I traded jibes with the actor from Catch 22. We laughed a bit about how Jewish we weren't or how German I can't remember, then I stumbled out of the Paris apartment onto the Rue Gergovie, Then I had to find this child, my child, my little girl and bring her safely through the woods from Friday the thirteenth or Fargo or ET, the woods were misty and dangerous, and there were a lot of other children running after us and I had to protect her from the other children because if they touched her we would both die (They touched me and I got very tired) and it got very tense for awhile, we were running through a house with no electricity but I knew where I was going and finally we reached this tiny door through which we just made it. Then I woke up again as the young man, put on cool day wear, a leather jacket, sneakers, and careened out of the apartment, I got old, I ran into that actor on the stairs again and we joked about how Jewish we were or weren't and how German we were. Then we heard the Beatles tune, woke up got out of bed, dragged a comb across my head. Then I stumbled out of my Paris apartment onto the Rue Gergovie, then I had to find this child, my child, my little girl and bring her safely through the woods from Friday the thirteenth of Fargo or ET, the woods were misty and dangerous, and there were a lot of other children running after us and I had to protect her from the other children because....... SCBNB 14 - WAR OF THB NON-BBLIBVERS As it becomes clear that the dream is just looping, the soldiers interrupt. They are in the same positions as before. A I have to kill you. B I know. "SHELL" 20. A Those are my orders and those are my convictions. The best way to end this conflict is by removing one of the opposing forces B Yes. A You'll be the first man I've killed. B I can't say I'm honored. A Do you believe in the afterlife? B Don't be absurd. A Absurd that there is or absurd that there isn't. B Heaven is just a story, told to children before they go to sleep. A A lot of people are convinced that story is true. B I don't see how any intelligent person who can read can have any misconceptions about whether heaven exists or not. A But our armies are fighting about that very thing. B Perhaps. A So, when I kill you, when your heart stops, that's it. You'll be gone completely. The matter that used to be you will disengage and diffuse into the universe to be used in some new haphazard combination ? B Yes. "SHELL" 21. A Why would humans from every culture in history independently arrive at some sort of concept of the afterlife if it did not exist on some level. B Because we don't want to die, obviously. A If you're wrong, you'll go to hell. B If that makes you feel better. A If you wake up and you're in hell what will you do? B Wait for you. A will you send me a signal, to let me know you've arrived? B When your army burnt to ashes, you will know I have reached hell. A No something simpler, throw a red brick through my window? B Fine. A You promise? B Yes. A Great. I'll be waiting. This time the gun shot takes us right into a deep bayou blues riff. "SHELL" 22. SCENE 15 - THE GATES OF HEAVEN The clown moves to join the band and the cowboy and Nora silently act out their first night together. She stands by a window and he approaches from behind. He kisses her neck. They are in love. 'On the Way to Heaven' CLOWN I'M ON THE STEPS TO HEAVEN, OH LORD THE STEPS TO HEAVEN THE STEPS TO HEAVEN I CAN SEE THE GATES OF HEAVEN, LORD THE GATES OF HEAVEN THE GATES OF HEAVEN KEEP MY FEET A MOVIN' AND MY HEAD UP HIGH CAUSE, I SEE THE WAY TO HEAVEN, LORD ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN, AM I I FEEL THE BREATH OF HEAVEN, LORD THE BREATH OF HEAVEN THE BREATH OF HEAVEN I CAN SEE THE LIGHTS OF HEAVEN, LORD THE LIGHTS OF HEAVEN THE LIGHTS OF HEAVEN KEEP MY FEET A MOVIN' AND MY HEAD UP HIGH CAUSE, I SEE THE WAY TO HEAVEN, LORD ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN AM I WHEN I GET TO GET TO WHEN I GET UP GET UP GET TO HEAVEN, LORD HEAVEN HEAVEN GET ON UP TO HEAVEN, LORD TO HEAVEN TO HEAVEN I'M GOING TO THANK YOU OH, LORD, THANK YOU AND CRY CAUSE, I SEE THE WAY TO HEAVEN, LORD ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN AM I KEEP MY FEET A MOVIN' AND MY HEAD UP HIGH CAUSE, I SEE THE WAY TO HEAVEN, LORD ON THE WAY TO HEAVEN AM I There is a black out. This is the first time that there has been kind of break in the visual action. "SHELL" 23. SCENE 16 - BORDERS The song finishes and the lights come up on Archibald reading a letter. He yells for the butler. ARCHIBALD Hortence? The clown has been standing right behind him. CLOWN Yes sir? ARCHIBALD I have something rather important to talk to you about. CLOWN Yes sir? ARCHIBALD I got another note from Claudia? CLOWN who sir? ARCHIBALD You know perfectly well to whom I refer, Boris. The McLeashes maid, Claudia. CLOWN The McLeashes, sir? ARCHIBALD Oh, for god sakes, our neighbors? Stop taking the piss. This is serious. CLOWN Yes sir. ARCHIBALD You can't do the grounds work without pants anymore. CLOWN Pants? ARCHIBALD Claudia has written three times about it. It seems it's beginning to have it's effect on the children "SHELL" 24. CLOWN But sir? ARCHIBALD No butts Florence. Absolutely no Butts. CLOWN Yes sir? ARCHIBALD Morris? CLOWN Yes sir? ARCHIBALD Have you heard a bugle recently? CLOWN A bugle sir? ARCHIBALD Or seen any large fires, signal flares, that sort of thing? CLOWN I'm not sure sir. ARCHIBALD Linus, it's imperative that you tell me as soon as you notice anything unusual behind the cypress grove. I'm going to town. CLOWN Are you sure that's a good idea, sir? ARCHIE What do you mean? Of course it's a good idea. CLOWN Miss Huntington asked you stay with the house for the afternoon. ARCHIE Oh, you're quite right. I forgot, silly me. Oh well, I suppose I'll just get the place ready for her return. We've got quite a party planned. We here the sounds of a very big party and the phone rings. "SHELL" 25. The musicians from the band enter the scene holding glasses and the woman is in a lovely white cocktail dress and they all want to say hello to Archie as he tries to get past them to get to the phone and finally after the last person has stopped him and he is about to reach it, it stops. ARCHIE (cont'd) Damn ! SCENE 17 - WAR OF THE UNCERTAIN The party disperses to reveal the soldiers again in the same spot as before A I have to kill you. B I know. A Those are my orders and those are my convictions. The best way to end this conflict is by removing one of the opposing forces B Perhaps. A You're the first man I've ever killed. B You haven't killed me yet. A Do you believe in an afterlife ? B I don't know. A When I kill you where will you go ? B I don't know. A You haven't decided? B I haven't ruled out any options. "SHELL" 26. A So, there might be a heaven? B OK. A And there might not be ? B Sure. A It sounds like fence sitting to me. B Look, if you need to have an answer to question, just choose one. They're all likely. But be sure you believe in it completely because if you don't and it time to die and you have doubts, well, just wasted all your time. the big just as comes you've A Why don't you clear it up for me? B I've been trying to. A No, I mean, when I kill you and you get to where you go. Send word back about where you are. B Why should I? A Perhaps i t ' l l stop the war. Set the record straight for once and for all. B what do you want me to do? A Send me a sign. B OK, if I go to heaven, your testicles will fall off and if I go to hell you're testicles will falloff. "SHELL" 27. A No, no, throw a brick through my window. Throw a white brick if you're in heaven, a red brick if you're in hell, and no brick if you're not anywhere. B Fine. A You promise? B Yes. A Great. I'll be waiting. This time the gun shot cues a punk jam. The music is fuckin' crazy and loud. SCENE 18 - COMPROMISE Nora rushes in and turns the radio knob. It goes to radio fuzz. She searches around to find a good tune and settles on a rock and roll song. As this song plays she readies the saloon to open it when the rustlers come at sun down. 'Fix Me Up' CLOWN I GOT THE BLUES SO DAMN BAD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY EYES. I GOT A MIGRAINE. MY VISION IS BLURRED, I CAN'T SEE, AND ALL I DO IS CRY, CRY, CRY. I'VE LEANED ON MY FRIENDS SO MANY TIMES NOW THEY GOT IT TOO. AIN'T NOTHING BUT SINGIN' CAN FIX ME UP. I GOT THE BLUES SO DAMN BAD I CAN FEEL IT IN MY TOES. I GOT THE GOUT. I GOT A SWOLLEN LIVER, BAD KIDNEYS AND A HEART THAT'S BROKE, BROKE, BROKE. I BEEN TO THE DOCTOR SO MANY TIMES HE'S GOT IT TOO. CAUSE MY BABY'S GONE. AND SHE DIDN'T GO WITH ANOTHER MAN. "SHELL" 28. OR ANOTHER WOMAN NEITHER. SHE GONE AND LEFT FOR GOOD, AND SHE DIDN'T TAKE ME WITH HER. I BEEN TO THE RIVER SO MANY TIMES NOW HE'S GOT IT TOO. AIN'T NOTHING BUT SINGIN' CAN FIX ME UP. The cowboy has entered and as he tells the story he acts out the blocking from the first story. He sees the girl he goes over to her. They share a couple laughs and a bottle of whiskey. But they always take their part of the story out to the audience. NORA It's nearly sunset the next day before you let your cowboy go. He's gone before you can wake up enough to say goodbye. You hear his boots kick the stable door. You hear him soothing his mount. You hear him call to the freckled stable boy who lives in the tent by the laundry line. COWBOY You're nearly dead with love and shivering on your dog hide saddle on the outskirts of Skogee where you left her, when the sunset ignites the mountains in front of you and your cheeks burn with the blaze. The moon comes racing up the through the pass behind you and draws his silver gun and says hold em up cowboy. NORA You're legs are still weak as you step through the lace curtain onto the balcony to breathe the dry mesquite wind and watch the sunset turn from skin to pink to deep red and cool the scratches on your soft cheeks. You can feel him pouring down the inside of your thigh. You didn't rinse him out for a reason. His body is still heavy on you like an imprint on feather pillows. COWBOY Damn, you think, he caught me daydreaming. You raise your hands to the first shimmering stars and you say quietly over your soldier. I knew I couldn't hide from you, old man cheese. I rode out here looking for your cave dwellings so I could face you. The moon smiles sideways with a flash of his crescent. His long leather over coat darkening the sky behind you. Your dragon, Rough Kneck, gets restless and kicks the dirt with a snort. "SHELL" NORA You put the steak on a rope and lower it down to the hounds. They tear at the meat angrily. You hear a knock on your door inside and hear Fat Betty calling your name. "I'm comin' » You say. « I gotta feed the lads. I'll bring the money down to you." You like to make 'em wait. Make 'em think they're missin' something. COWBOY The moon unravels from his bedroll a long package tied with a string and sets it at your feet. You kick aside a sleeping rattlesnake and pick it up. Your nostrils feel the desert chill like snorting vodka. You can hear the cactus shiver in the lonely desert. The moon tells you the story of how the stars are precious gems sewn to an infinite dress of black silk. NORA You descend languidly down the wooden spiral staircase. A cattle run is near town and the bar is filled with dirty cowboys. You stare right back into all those hungry eyes. You can hear their hearts pumping. COWBOY Now these gems, you understand « Says the moon « are mined from a vein deep within the bowels of the earth where stones steep in the blood of millions of generations of life. Where a song can be crystallized into emerald or a skull can become a pearl. Where crude oil fills the gills of the earth and magma is the engine of rebirth. » « NORA You lean over the bar ignoring the leering old man whose hand has already found the crease between your left leg and your ass. You throw Betty a wad of sweaty bills and spin to face the whiskey breathing room. You feel your clothes peeled off by a hundred pairs of eyes. You think to yourself they must see it or smell it on me. They can feel the deep luxurious happiness that is coursing through my body. They see the love in my cheeks. They smell my womb blissfully drinking his seed. They hear my toes as they wiggle with glee. COWBOY You smile a large generous smile and tear the paper off the package revealing a golden bolt action rifle with a pearl stock and leather holster. (MORE) 29. "SHELL" COWBOY (cont'd) Instantly, you understand and check the chamber. 'One shot each.' he says. 'The snake will give the signal and then turn and fire.' You walk silently shaking to the crest of the next dune. Your heart beating wildly against that picture the redhead gave you of her grandmother. She didn't have any pictures of herself. NORA You smile a large generous smile and point a finger at the young looking boy leaning on the piano. His eyes widen as he realizes you've chosen him. He grabs his hat and nearly falls over trying to get to the bar. He stammers and offers you a drink but you simply put his hand in yours and lead him quietly shaking to the first floor room with the red velvet drapes and the phonograph. COWBOY As you wait with your back to him, the moon tells the joke you've heard before about the midget and his little mouse. Then, after a short pause, you hear the snake sputter 'ready?' 'As I'll ever be.' You say 'Can't wait.' Says the moon. NORA You put in your protection and wait with your back to the young man, the moon shines in through a crack in the curtains beside the bed. You can hear the boy struggling with his belt and pants. You draw the curtains open further to look out at the desert night. You see the outline of the dunes against the deep blue sky. 'Ready?' The boys voice cracks with anxiety. 'As I'll ever be' you say as you lay down on the settee and lift your skirts. COWBOY 'Gentlemen raise your weapons and on my signal turn and fire.' The desert air suddenly goes hot as if a crack in the earth has released some deep volcanic heat. You can hear the rattle quivering with apprehension as the snake slithers for cover. NORA The curtain blows open and the desert air suddenly goes hot as if a crack in the earth has released some deep volcanic heat. The young boy has found his way inside and has begun to grunt sheepishly in your ear. (MORE) 30. "SHELL" 31. NORA (con t ' d) You can't help but imagine that it is your love playing the silly amateur and you embrace the frightened boy with abandon. COWBOY 'And fight!!' You turn quickly around, take aim and pull the trigger but you never hear your shot ring out. You are suddenly a disembodied spectator, watching yourself spin helplessly into the air as if into a cloud of dust and sand and blood. Before you hit the ground, the crack in the earth swallows you whole and belches a spiral of fire forty feet into the air. Rough Kneck in a last valiant attempt to save you rushes into the conflagration and disintegrates instantly. Your last thought is 'Nora? will she be OK?' The cowboy exits NORA Just as your little boy explodes helplessly with amorous spasms you see a high red flame in the desert and an enormous emptiness fills your stomach. You are breathless and desperate for a few seconds as you realize your love man is lost. You push the poor boy off you and rush to the wash basin. You splash water on your face and look at your reflection. But you see the red in your cheeks and you remember you are pregnant. with a few deep breaths you are perfectly content again. The warmth of your body returns as you wash and collect your money. You playa little hostess and then around midnight you steal a bottle of wine from the bar, sneak back to your room and sit on your bed caressing your belly and imagining how your baby will look like his cowboy father. Nora is left alone on stage by the radio. 'Fix me up' (con't.) I GOT THE BLUES SO DAMN BAD I CAN FEEL IT ON MY TONGUE. TASTES LIKE WHISKEY, BEE·R AND SOUP, MY MOUTH IS ALL DRY, I CAN'T CHEW AND ALL I DO IS TALK, TALK, TALK. I BEEN TO THE SHRINK SO MANY TIMES HE'S GOT IT TOO. MY BABY'S GONE. AND SHE DIDN'T GO WITH ANOTHER MAN OR ANOTHER WOMAN EITHER. THE ANGEL WITH BLACK EYES HE COME AND TOOK HER AND LEFT ME BEHIND.}---- REPEAT "SHELL" 32. The song repeats that refrain over and over and with each repetition the music gets increasingly strange and out of key until it's unbearable and Nora is shocked out of her reverie and must turn the radio off. She stares at it for a second. SCENE 19 - LOSS The phone rings. She leaves the stage and picks up the receiver off stage. Lights out on stage. DOROTHY Hello? MAN Yes. Is this Dorothea Huntington? DOROTHY Yes it is. MAN I'm •.• grieves me .•. inform you ••. The line goes wonky. DOROTHY Hello? Hello? You're not coming through. MAN I'm terribly ... your loss ... will be deeply missed ••. DOROTHY Oh bloody hell. This damn phone. Hello? MAN •.. please do not hesitate to call ... DOROTHY No wait. There's something wrong with the line. Hello? Oh Damn. Lights up on Archie and the clown sitting in an awkward lotus position. ARCHIE Now cross your left leg over the right, good. Repeat after me. " An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind." "SHELL" 33. CLOWN An eye for an eye leaves everyone blind." Dorothy enters DOROTHY Archie! Stop torturing Maurice. ARCHIE But Dot, He needs to have at least a working knowledge of Gandhi and his principles. DOROTHY Archie, have you looked outside today? ARCHIE No, actually, I've been here all morning. Marcel brought in the paper and we started talking about the pacifists in our rose garden and one thing led to another and... DOROTHY Well, don't. ARCHIE Well, now I have to. DOROTHY No, honestly, don't bother, nothing to see really. ARCHIE goes to the window and looks out. ARCHIE My god! What happened to the world? DOROTHY It's gone but don't make a big fuss. I beg of you. Just accept it and move on and make it easier for the rest of us. Right, Moses? Go into the pantry and get an inventory of the provisions. CLOWN Yes maim. The clown exits. DOROTHY We'll need to collect all the water that's left in the tap for drinking. We can keep it in the fountain in the atrium and the tub in the guest quarters and there are buckets in the pantry. "SHELL" 34. ARCHIE No more snooker at the Kings Head in Quagshire. DOROTHY We'll have to stop heating the west half of the house, to save firewood. ARCHIE I'm feeling rather hopeless suddenly. DOROTHY Chin up Archie, we'll get on without the world. She exits ARCHIE I guess the existentialists won, eh? Archie sings a sad ballad. 'Everyone's leaving' ARCHIE (cont'd) EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN I'M SINGING JUST WHEN LOVES HEALING JUST WHEN I NEED THEM. EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN FUN'S STARTING JUST WHEN LOVE'S FLYING JUST WHEN I'M HURTING EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN IT'S SAD TO JUST WHEN I'M SMILING JUST WHEN I NEED THEM HAVEN'T THEY NOTICED THAT I WANT THEM AROUND COULDN'T THEY HAVE SAID GOODBYE. AREN'T THEY FINDING IT AS WRENCHING AS I DO DON'T THEY NEED ME TOO EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN THERE'S SINGING JUST WHEN THEy'RE ASKED FOR JUST WHEN I NEED THEM EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN FUN'S STARTING JUST WHEN LOVE'S FLYING JUST WHEN I'M HURTING "SHELL" 35. EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN IT'S SAD TO JUST WHEN I'M SMILING JUST WHEN I NEED THEM HAVEN'T THEY NOTICED THAT I WANT THEM AROUND COULDN'T THEY HAVE SAID GOODBYE. I COULD HAVE PREPARED FOR THE LASTING IMPRESSION OF A VACANT SCHOOL CLASS IN JULY BUT THERE'S NOTHING SO EMPTY THAN SCHOOL YARD IN WINTER DID EVERYONE GO RUN AND HIDE ? EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN I'M SINGING JUST WHEN LOVES HEALING JUST WHEN I NEED THEM. EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN FUN'S STARTING JUST WHEN LOVE'S FLYING JUST WHEN I'M HURTING EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN IT'S SAD TO JUST WHEN I'M SMILING JUST WHEN I NEED THEM HAVEN'T THEY NOTICED THAT I WANT THEM AROUND COULDN'T THEY HAVE SAID GOODBYE. AREN'T THEY FINDING IT AS WRENCHING AS I DO DON'T THEY NEED ME TOO EVERYONE'S LEAVING JUST WHEN I'M FALLING IN LOVE. SCENE 20 - DEATHBED The bathrobe character with his back to us tells us another dream. He's searching for the meaning. Another actor in a bathrobe appears somewhere in the piece and begins reciting this dream with him. Then the last actor enters with the bathrobe and joins in. Sometimes they say it together sometimes the other two repeat a word or phrase. "SHELL" 36. They just begin to fracture the dream up like prism does to light. ARMCHAIR MAN There's a woman in black silk lying on a soft bed her deep black eyes calling me and reassuring me. But I am angry. I am in a rage. I break the bedside table by throwing it against the wall. I break the lamp, picture frames, a CD shelf. I'm crying, tilt's not fair. It's not fair." Then she turns into a black Labrador retriever but she doesn't move she just stares lazily, understanding from the bed. She perks her ears up when I call on God. My bedroom is a swimming pool of floating broken belongings. There is no water but my hot tears. I am swimming in my grief. Then I am washed into a flood of black coffee and I am smoking a cigarette and we are walking in the woods early on a cold winter morning. The dog sniffs a rusty can and because she can't feel her frozen nose she cuts herself. She runs ahead leaving a trail of blood in the snow. There is a green marble in the snow next to the blood and then another and another and another. I look up and see the bare trees are crying. Little jade rocks are raining down from the trees like frozen spring blooms. We play fetch for a long time and her nose continues to leave red streaks behind her so that the field looks like a child has taken a red marker and scribbled in the snow. Then she lays down in the snow exhausted, sickly and tired, unable to tell me what she needs. I carry her from the snow to a steel table and she cannot stand. I want to scream for help but I am still and frowning as she goes to sleep and the vet is doing nothing. The fluorescent lights above me flickering imperceptibly. I am taken into another room and, there, an old and trusted friend tells me At this point the clown turns around and delivers the line like the trusted friend. CLOWN You will be able to say one thing to her The actress turns around CLOWN (cont'd) And then there will be no more communication. without hesitation actor 1 turns around. "SHELL" 37. ACTOR 1 Thank you? Thank you very much for everything. And then, as if she hasn't heard me at all, she fades away. The actress turns and exits. SCENE 21 - END OF THE JOURNEY The music of 'Just a Shell' comes in. The clown moves back to the band to sing. Actor 1 changes into the doctor and they perform the Parasol Dance III. 'Just a shell'(con't.) AND WHEN I SPEAK I'M LOOKING UP, I'M LOOKING DOWN. I'M LOOKING STRAIGHT, BUT ALWAYS TOWARDS YOU. WHEN I SHOUT GOODBYE, YOU HEAR. I TALK ALL DAY TO LIGHT, TO LOSS, TO ATOMS, AND NO ONE ELSE CAN LISTEN. WHEN I PAW THE EARTH I KNOW, I KNOW YOU FEEL. WHEN THE SHELL'S TOO SMALL, THE CRAB CRAWLS OUT, LEAVING IT FOR ANOTHER. IT'S JUST A SHELL. IT'S JUST A SHELL. YOU ARE WHAT YOU GIVE AWAY, THAT'S ALL THAT'S LEFT WHEN YOU'RE GONE. Only, this time, the parasol girl changes the blocking slightly and catches the doctor by surprise. She begins to pull him off stage. DOCTOR Oh, I didn't expect it so soon. Right now? This minute? But things are such a mess. Let me just get some of my papers in order. He turns to his briefcase and begins to pile papers on top of each other, to try and organize them. The parasol girl goes to him, whispers in his ear, gently takes his hand and leads him off. "SHELL" 38. As he is leaving he drops his coat on the ground. Their exit reveals the little boy sleeping with his head on the phone. It rings. He picks up. He listens for a bit. Then BOY Merci. Merci beaucoup pour tous. Lights out. The end.