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W WORD ON THE STREET MAGAZINE (WOTS) is a UW-Stout affiliated publication released twice per semester and has been in publication for 16 years. WOTS is written, laid out, and printed by members of Street Level Ministries on UW-Stout and UW-Superior campuses. We also print a version of the magazine on Cebu Island in the Philippines. We’re Christians who love Jesus and want to write about life, God, and college. The WOTS crew can be found on campus each Monday while school is in session at Street Level Ministries’ student organization meetings. Visit streetlevelministries.com for details. We hope the magazine is funny, challenging and encourages you to have a strong relationship with Jesus Christ. Avegail, Cebu, Philippines Laura, Menomonie Lauren, Menomonie Chelsey, Superior Nick, Menomonie Dana, Superior Annie, Menomonie Jason, Superior Claire, Menomonie [email protected] ReadWots.com Kelsey, Superior Ben, Menomonie Susie, Menomonie FEATURED ARTICLES STOUT EXCLUSIVES JUST FOR FUN Flooded: Fiction Stout Triple Stack Get a Free Bible page 6 page 4 page 9 God and Dating One Girl’s True Story Nick the Hick page 8 page 10 page 14 What are you Streaming? Local Events Calendar Movie Review: Noah page 20 page 16 page 15 Waterpots Beatnik ’ s Corner From our Philippines staff writer page 17 page 22 STOUT TRIPLE STACK How to Move Frazzled family members crammed into hallways, a jab in the ribs from the passing football player carrying your desk lamp, a soft spring breeze bringing a slight whiff of body odor – it can only mean one thing: dorm move-out day. Besides finding your missing Chemistry 201 homework under the futon, you also get to transition into a brand new (to you) apartment or rental offcampus. Getting through this day is hard enough; here’s how to ace your move off-campus. If you manage to maneuver through the chaos of traffic, watch the curbs on the way to your apartment. Many houses have mounds of cast-off furniture sitting in the unspoken free spot. You may end up finding a new desk for your bedroom, but any experienced sidewalk-picker will always warn you to avoid the mattresses. Once you make it to your apartment, whip out your Smartphone and take pictures of the entire place before you bring anything inside. This will help you remember what it looks like so you can get a return on your security deposit if you keep it in good condition. So when your roommate proposes painting the living room a robust orange, reference the photos. Any skilled mover may also advise packing snacks for your hungry parents and siblings who will be huffing your belongings from the 4th floor of Froggatt into your rental. Recruit your already-moved-in friends to come help, especially the ones who can gingerly lift your flat screen out of the minivan. When you’re all moved in and you’ve kissed Mom goodbye, kick back on the couch and let it sink in: you’re out of the dorms. Cherry Berry Frozen Yogurt First, there was the push-pop, then came the infamous fudgesicle; hand-dipped ice cream had its time, and now we’ve entered the age of frozen yogurt. Menomonie is finally in on the Froyo movement, and the new Cherry Berry is just minutes away from campus. Here, you’ll never get the same options twice. If you’re indecisive, be warned: Cherry Berry has over 50 flavors and 50 toppings that are rotated through the store. Picking your yogurt flavor is the easy part; the toppings are where it gets tricky. Granola, fresh fruits, chocolates, candies, sprinkles, nuts, and other specialty items line the rows of this Froyo bar. The only thing not included is free puppies and hugs. yogurt depends on the weight of what you put into it. This can be pretty steep when you fill it overflowing with gummy bears and peanut butter cups (packing it down won’t help, despite its appeal). Cherry Berry is a hike from campus if you’re on foot, but don’t let that deter you. Hop on the bus, get a ride from a friend, or take your bicycle out for its first ride of the year. You can stop by on your way to Walmart; Cherry Berry is at 2321 Hwy 25 N #305, right next to Papa Murphy’s Pizza on the north end of town. Menomonie’s location has its own Facebook page, or you can visit the store’s official website for a full menu, combination ideas, and card deals. If you’re like me, your first frozen yogurt experience went something like this: intense excitement over countless choices, choosing every topping possible, only to find it’s weighed at the counter. For the inexperienced customer, the price of your Sources: www.facebook.com/CherryBerryMenomonie www.cherryberryyogurtbar.com Chia’s Market & Restaurant You’re in college – which means you’ve memorized every takeout menu in town and can rattle off the specials for each day of the week at Jeff’s. But if you’re done with tacos and pizza and looking for something different, we’d suggest you check out Chia’s Market and Restaurant. They used to be located up by Jimmy John’s in north Menomonie, but this family business has since moved and expanded. In addition to a larger selection of Asian food in their mini-market, Chia’s has also morphed into a full-fledged Hmong restaurant. Prices are college-friendly, with eggrolls at only $1.00 each! Their main dishes are all between $4.00 - $7.00. For tea-lovers, this has now become the one-and -only place in town where you can score bubble tea; $3.00 will get you a strawberry, coconut, mango, or taro flavored tea. Warning: Once tasted, impossible to stop. The menu is full of noodle and rice dishes with shrimp, chicken, and pork, but it’s the sauces that’ll drive you back for more. Sweet, spicy, salty, peanut-y – whatever your preference, it’s somewhere on the table. Curried noodles, pork belly and bok choy stir fry, fried rice, and green curry are some of the menu choices; the hardest part is making a decision. Chia’s is within walking distance from campus, about 10 minutes, right by Family Video and Lammer’s Food Fest. The market is open every day of the week from 10 am to 7 pm, and the restaurant is open from 11 am to 7 pm Tuesday through Sunday. Chia’s can be your key supplier for those chocolate-filled Panda cookies, instant noodles, or bags of squid shreds – whichever fits your budget and palate best. I put lace over the table to cover my stains. All I own is stained except for that lace. My friend, Kaye, gave it to me after everything was destroyed. Gifts from friends are sweet - the fact that they think of you even when you’re not a great friend to them. She knew my table was blemished. I tried everything to get it out, like bleach and 409, but that defiant imperfection stared me in the face. I complained to her about it; how every time I walked by, the imperfection followed me around the room like some puppy dog begging, except this was a rabid ferocious beast of dog. Kaye knew I had blemishes; that’s why she gave me the lace. I put the lace over the table to cover my stains. There, much better. So clean and pretty and spot-free. Perfect. Now, I just need to buy some new chairs. My table was stained the night of the flood. At first it was just a storm. We see them all the time: trees swaying in the wind and rain pouring down. Then, the sun comes out the next day and all is well. But the sun didn’t come out this time; it took many days until the sun dared to grace us with its divine rays. When it did come out, my eyes remained clouded -- no more light shining in. My home, my street, my town and my soul were all darkened that night. The waters rose inch by inch, and there was no escaping. I hunkered down on my porch waiting for someone to come rescue me. I waited for hours as the waters slowly crept up the steps; finally, it was up to my ankles. I told that vicious water that I had enough of it; I was done with it. But the water refused to leave. Then, as I was about to surrender, I saw the lights of a rescue boat headed my way. I was so relieved to see them; they saved my life that night but my soul stayed behind. We found our way to dry ground and stayed at a shelter over the next couple days. I couldn’t sleep at night. Every minute that went by felt like a day, wondering if my home would be swept away by the powerful flood. Water can be such a lovely thing, so pure and refreshing. I remember floating on my back as a child, waving my arms back and forth in a lake nearby. It was like the water was protecting me on all sides, holding me up as I gazed into the blue sky. How could something so beautiful one minute have such forceful destruction the next? After a few days, the water finally retreated to its place in the rivers and lakes. The once disparaging water became calm. I walked back to my house, alone. I saw pieces of furniture, rotting food, broken pictures, waterlogged books and moldy blankets scattered about my disgraceful oak floor. The walls of my home slouched, waiting for a reprieve from the weight of the flood. I plummeted to the middle of the floor and cried. I could never fix this place up again to how it used to be; it was beyond repair. After a while I couldn’t sit there anymore; I was also very hungry. I wandered my way down the street, or path, I should say, between the rubble. Even on the street, I spotted what might be my things buried under pieces of junk, branches, leaves, dirt, wood and shingles; memories all rotting away together. People were roaming around with clouded eyes looking for their loved ones, crying out through the rubble hoping to find their family. I wanted to help, but it seemed… hopeless. The Red Cross came and were handing out food, water and hygiene packages. The sun, still faint in my eyes, beat down on my shoulders as we waited in line. I was so grateful that they would leave their homes to come and help me, but even with all people surrounding me, I still felt alone. Kaye was in town with her family giving out clothing. I stopped by to talk to her and thank her for being such a great friend. That is when she gave me the lace along with some other clothes that fit me. She knew I liked to decorate, so she saved this lace just for me. Everyone was moving away to go live with their relatives for a while until they found a job and got back on their feet. Me, I had no relatives except for some distant uncle in Illinois who I met when I was little. I couldn’t move anyway; I had lived here all my life. Kaye wished me well and told me I needed to move on. She said I could always move back here after I saved up some money and let the disaster relief groups clean up. She knew I wouldn’t move, but she had to try. I appreciated all she had done for me, but she didn’t understand what I was going through. Her home was untouched by the flood waters; she lived out of town on high ground. If she was faced with the same thing, would she be able to practice what she preached? Kaye offered a way out as she stood on her high ground, but she didn’t know my suffering. I don’t blame her, but she can’t relate. Only people with clouded eyes, who have been through what I have been through, can relate. For the next few weeks, I salvaged what wasn’t rotten and tried to cover up my stained walls with vibrant paint, but mold soaked through and stained them again. It looked good for a while. The green, blue, and purple walls made me feel better. Green made me feel like I was in the meadow and blue calmed down my nerves. Purple is the color of royalty, a gateway to wisdom and spirituality. I learned that from a book. Sometimes I would just sit there and admire the purple wall, hoping to find God or hoping to be rich someday so I wouldn’t have to paint my walls to feel better; someone else would paint them for me. I invited Kaye to come over so we could have tea. She politely declined my invitation; I knew it was because she didn’t want to see or smell my rotting home. Kaye tells me that I have to get out of that house, because I might get Mycosis from the mold. She is trying to scare me so I will move out, but this is what I know. This is my home, stains and all. I guess Kaye won’t come over, so I will have tea on my own. I only have one cup as it is. Hebrews 12:1a-3, “Let us lay aside every weight, and the sin which so easily ensnares us, and let us run with endurance the race that is set before us, looking unto Jesus, the author and finisher of our faith, who for the joy that was set before Him endured the cross, despising the shame, and has sat down at the right hand of God. For consider Him who endured such hostility from sinners against Himself, lest you become weary and discouraged in your souls.” God and Dating Is it possible to date God’s way without being weird? I magine you’re on your way to your favorite class. It’s so enjoyable to you, that you can’t even believe it’s an actual class. While you walk, you’re thinking of your destination: the homework, latest reading assignments, upcoming tests, and so on. Suddenly, you find yourself walking right alongside another person. Turns out they are headed for the same class and share your passion for it. You begin talking about what you’ve been learning and how much you love the subject. The more you get to know this individual, the more attractive they become, but the main factor in your decision to walk with them was the shared direction. Your similar passions then kept you happily walking together towards your common goal. When God designed love relationships between a guy and a gal, He had a great plan in mind. He wants them to share passions, interests, laughs and God-given purpose in a committed, loving bond. These days, dating is a big part of the initial process of discovering whether a particular person is someone you’d actually want to end up with. Does the Bible shed light on how to navigate these sometimes-tricky waters? Define “Dating” In our culture, the term “dating” can mean entirely different things to different people, ranging from hooking up on a whim to changing your status on Facebook. While the Bible doesn’t directly mention the process of switching from ‘single’ to ‘in a relationship’, it does have a lot to say about relationships. God has a really high opinion of marriage and, since He created it, knows how it works best. Think about it: He created Adam and Eve and pointed them to each other for companionship, in order that their enjoyment of God’s creation could be even greater together than it was when Adam was alone. In God’s pattern, getting to know members of the opposite sex should help us decipher whether this person is someone with whom you can find companionship and shared enjoyment of and appreciation for God. While this is ideal, there are a couple potential pitfalls wrapped up in the entire process. Living in Your Head It’s entirely possible to have a perfect, strong, movie-screen relationship with another person that exists only in your mind. Girls and guys may deal with the issue of fantasizing a bit differently (guys tend to dwell more on physical fantasies, while girls linger more on emotional fantasies) but both lead to unrealistic expectations. Fantasies can put an undue amount of pressure on your initial connections with the person you’re interested in. Instead of getting to know their personality, soul, and relationship with God, you may be bringing a year’s worth of mental buildup into your first date. Sometimes, we make things too serious and decide that all our self-centered imaginings about a person are really God speaking to us and telling us to marry them after a first hangout. This can lead to weirdness and hinder your ability to just enjoy their company and the process of getting to know them. On the other end of the spectrum, maybe we’ve been thinking so much about how hot a person is, that on a first date, we miss the fact that they have a dull personality. We pursue a relationship even though there’s no real connection or companionship. This physical attraction that lacks any real friendship is often how dating couples end up having sex, even if they want to wait until marriage. The relationship is shallow, so physical intimacy steps in to fill the void. In this case, there’s usually a lot of regret because the relationship is based more on physical needs than friendship and shared goals. Who knows—you may find that the hottie you wanted so badly is actually hot in a different way… like a fowl temper. A really attractive person could be completely selfcentered or aspire to living in their parents’ basement until they are 40. Fantasizing too much often leads people to assume that “hot” = good choice, and then their mate pursuit only focuses on self and sexuality. Physical attraction is a good thing, but only a small part of who the person really is. Get to know their personality, their soul, their interests, and what their relationship with God is like. Who are they when no one is watching? Are they annoying to you? Do you annoy them? What do they want in life? Are they rude or selfabsorbed? Can you laugh together? Do you enjoy spending time with them? Getting to Know You To date does not mean that you’re suddenly “in a relationship.” We often treat a date like it’s the end-all. In reality, if you’ve been around someone in a group setting and are interested in further getting to know who they are, a date can be a great way to sort through a few questions. Who are they? What do they like? Are they annoying to you? Do you annoy them? What do they want in life? Are they rude or self-absorbed? Can you laugh together? If you’re a Christian, do they also love Jesus and are they following Him? Do you even enjoy spending time with them? These questions can’t be answered on a first date. It may take some time, and so you need not fall into the idea that, “We went to coffee, so now we’re officially in a relationship.” Time spent together is the best way to determine if the bond between the two of you should be elevated or should remain at a friendship level. It’s a good idea to spend time with them in contexts that give you an idea of who they really are, not just who they want you to think they are. Do they treat their friends and family well? Do they help others even when they don’t know anyone else is watching? Are they a good student and a good worker? These things give you clues to the person’s character, not just their personality. It’s a great idea to spend time with this person in a group of friends, and to hang out in public places so you won’t be tempted to allow things to get physical. Dinners, walks, movies, going to sporting events, going out for coffee and working on projects together are a good place to start. Wait for it… If you’ve yet to find someone you’d like to get to know better, or who would like to get to know you better, it’s OK! There’s no need to compromise, or date someone who’s not following God if your intention is to pursue a relationship with God as a priority. Take a deep breath and don’t force the issue. God knows everything about you and He cares about you a ton. He knows your favorite flavor, how to totally knock your socks off, and exactly what circumstances will help you develop into the person He’s created you to be. This means He’s got your whole story planned out. You don’t have to hunt for the perfect mate, and you don’t have to audition to prove yourself. You are free to cultivate a relationship with God and to get to know other people as people, not merely as potential “catches.” While you wait for God to lead in the area of relationships, you can joyfully serve, love, and give your life to Him and to others. Then, maybe as you’re walking this direction, someone will come alongside you who shares the same passion and goal. Amy’s True Story Amy O’Hara is currently overseas working as a missionary in Amsterdam. Read about her reconnection with God. Hi Everyone! My name is Amy O’Hara, I’m 25 years old, and I’m from Boise, Idaho. I grew up in a Christian home where we regularly went to church, prayed at home, and talked about God and Jesus. I became a Christian when I was 7 years old, and I was baptized when I was 10. I remained involved in Christian activities throughout high school and college – but to be honest, a lot of the time my involvement was for social reasons, or just because I didn’t know anything different. I always believed in Jesus and God; that God loves us and sent Jesus to cover the gap created by our sin; but most of the time it was just head knowledge, and I lived a Christian lifestyle because it was the only lifestyle I knew. I graduated from college when I was 20, in December of 2008. I moved back home to Boise and started working as an accountant. I had gone to a private Christian college, and up until this point I rarely had contact with non -believers. I was content in my happy, isolated Christian world. It was at this point in my life that I began to backslide, as they say. I always believed in Jesus and God...but most of the time it was just head knowledge, and I lived a Christian lifestyle because that was the only lifestyle I knew. I became friends with a group of people who were not believers. At first I thought it was a fine idea – that I could be a good influence on them and maybe draw them closer to God. I should have listened to the proverb, “Bad company corrupts good morals.” I began trying to fit in with their group – drinking, using foul language, complaining, gossiping, partying, etc. In the beginning I struggled with feelings of guilt, but over time these activities became normal for me. One night at a party, God saved me. Surrounded by godlessness, I suddenly had a vision. I was watching myself from an aerial view, watching how fruitless my life was, and how no one in the world was benefiting from my actions. I immediately left the party, drove home, and repented and spent the rest of the night talking and reconnecting with God. That was in May of 2011. Fast forward to spring 2014. Now, I’m volunteering for a Christian youth hostel in Amsterdam, Netherlands, sharing the gospel with thousands of travelers while providing a safe, loving environment for guests, and trying to love them daily with God’s love. It’s not always easy. I am homesick sometimes and often tired. But it’s so worth it to see someone hear about Jesus for the first time, or come to a Bible discussion because they are curious about what it means to be a Christian. If you’re in college now, I want to encourage you to think about living your life in a “nontraditional” way. Getting a degree, having a career, house, and family is great, but there’s also a big world that needs the gospel and desperately needs love. God will provide for all your needs if you just step out in faith and let Him lead you where He will. I will be praying for you all that you are encouraged and strengthened in your faith and that we all become willing to lose our life so that we will find it in the end. JF BELIEVERS THE BLIND MUNCHIES MUSIC & COFFEEHOUSE Concerts B-Movie Nights - Study Saturday Breakfast Gourmet Coffee 621 Wilson Ave + 715.235.9300 + theblindmunchies.com “For since our friendship with God was restored by the death of his Son while we were still his enemies, we will certainly be saved through the life of his Son. So now we can rejoice in our wonderful new relationship with God because our Lord Jesus Christ has made us friends of God.” (Romans 5:10, 11, NLT) W hat’s the difference between a friend and a stranger? The difference is clear when you’re in their presence. When you’re with a stranger, you’re reserved, guarded and maybe even a bit apprehensive. However, when you’re with a friend, it’s a different story. There’s an element of comfort, vulnerability, and ease. Friendships are filled with complex knowledge about the other person, inside jokes, struggles, highs and lows. In contrast, you can’t buy a stranger a shirt in their favorite color, bring over a bottle of their favorite soda, surprise them on their birthday, or bust a gut with them about the time you fell down the stairs in a crowded mall. The way you feel and behave in someone’s presence is a true sign of the type of relationship you have with them. The leap from stranger to friend is pretty drastic. We all have relationships that would fit better in the “in between” category. For example: acquaintances. We have plenty of these with the help of social media. Our hundreds of Facebook friends will never visit our home, cry with us, laugh with us, watch the game with us, help us with homework, or be there to listen and straighten us up when we’ve had a rough day. There is no deep connection there; we just bump into each other once in a while, “like” an occasional status update, or say hello in passing, and then we are on our way and back to doing our own thing again. It’s at a fairly surface level: talking about the weather, discussing sports, and lamenting busy schedules. If you had to put them in the category of ‘friend’ or ‘stranger,’ they may very well fit better with the ‘strangers’ in our life. AVOIDING YOUR BFF This all makes perfect sense to us when we’re talking about our interactions with others. Why, then, do we dismiss this way of thinking when considering our relationship – or lack thereof – with God? We could ask ourselves the following questions: “What would it be like if I sat down in God’s presence? Would my interactions with God be those of a stranger, an acquaintance, or a close friend?” Here are a few other filters that can help us see how we relate to the God who loves us. How does the thought of spending time with God make us react? Are we at home in His presence? Do we look forward to time spent reading the Bible, talking to Him in prayer, listening to Him or going through the day with Him? How often do we go to church? Once a week, clocking in and out? Maybe we refer to ourselves as ‘CEOs’ of church: ‘Christmas-Easter-Only.’ Is church a place that we just drop by, or does it feel more like a second home – a place where we spend time with those we most enjoy being with in the world? Do we spend time with other Christians? Do we really know them and do they know us? There are numerous verses in the Bible specifically mentioning “one another” referring to God’s people, the church. Our lives are to be transparent with one another in the church. We are not supposed to wear a mask of perfection and pretend everything is okay. Do we talk to God like a child relating to their father – someone we both respect and enjoy? Do we pray not just when we need something, are in trouble, or have eaten too much ice cream or drank too much alcohol? Just as we have daily conversations with our friends, do we likewise have daily conversations with God? It’s possible to go through an entire lifetime settling for much less than the rich, close friendship God desires to have with you. Maybe your answers to the above questions reflect a life that’s estranged from God – one that’s trying to avoid being near Him. Maybe your answers reflect a life that’s content to be an acquaintance of God – one that holds Him at a religious arms-length. Perhaps you had a past friendship with God but have lost touch as life got busy and responsibilities piled on. Whatever the case, God has made sure to explain to us in the Bible that His aim – His master plan - is to have us as friends, not acquaintances or strangers. What, then, are some of the pitfalls we encounter that would keep us from our best Friend? CHECK PLEASE! Oddly enough, in today’s world it seems most people prefer occasional connections and the relative ease of following a few rules once in a while as opposed to having a real relationship. Let’s be honest—a checklist is way easier than having a relationship with someone. It’s less personal, it’s easy to maintain for a little while, and it makes us feel like we’re really accomplishing something. We would rather just go with the 10 commandments and call it good. “Give me 10 things I should try really hard not to do, Steph, and then we will be close friends.” How about the premise behind Lent? “I gave up chocolate for you, Bill, so now we’re friends, right?” SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED True relationships are messy. They cause us to be real and transparent with each other, which is hard. God got messy for us in order to make it possible to have a close relationship with Him. Jesus willingly dove into a pit of our own mess to save us, but our general response is to try real hard not to swear, to attend church. One cause of our distance from God is our desire to avoid the mess and work it would take to keep a relationship with Him. We know He’ll tell us the truth about ourselves – a truth we’d often rather not hear. We know He’ll rearrange our priorities and want us to spend time with Him. Instead of seeing how very “worth it” this relationship-building is, we only see the inconvenience and shy away from the work. We enjoy calling the shots and prefer to keep the friendship on our terms. The problem with this attitude is that, although we think we’ve got things under control, God is the one who determines what the relationship is really like. GIVE UP CONTROL As much as we try to give God our list of deeds we’ve done or checks we’ve marked, God is ultimately the One who deems whether we have a relationship with Him, not us. If some random person approached you and stated, “Hey man! Can I come into your house? We are best friends!” How do you think that would go down? In Matthew 7:21-23 we see a picture of this. God’s response: “Depart from me, I never knew you…” We can’t convince God to be our friend. He offered us acceptance and friendship through ONE pathway only: faith in Jesus’ sacrifice on our behalf when He died on the cross and rose from the dead. He’s so sure that a close relationship with Him is the only answer to all our problems that He sent Jesus to die for our sin in order to make that relationship possible. Thankfully, God is open to new friends. Although we can be crappy friends, God is the best friend, and His goodness covers our severe lack. If you knew True relationships are messy. They cause us to be real and transparent with each other, which is hard. God got messy for us in order to make it possible to have a close relationship with Him. continued on the next page... If we find ourselves in the “rules” spot, it’s okay, because at some point all of us do. We have all eluded God and have been (or will be) faced with what to do about that. We just have to go to God like we would a friend. “Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you…” someone that loved you enough to die for you even though you continually treated them as if they were an enemy, and still that person would not budge on their affections, they would be a true and trustworthy friend. Gratitude and thankfulness would be natural outcomes, resulting in a desire to spend more and more time with them, not merely following a list of rules. NICK the HICK If we find ourselves in the “rules” spot, it’s okay, because at some point all of us do. We have all eluded God and have been (or will be) faced with what to do about that. We just have to go to God like we would a friend. “Draw near to God, and He will draw near to you…” (James 4:8) This experience of drawing near to Him and having Him draw near to us makes us more than a stranger or acquaintance in God’s presence: it makes us friends. Will we live our lives as a true friend of God through Jesus, or try to avoid Him and fit Him into our life when it’s convenient? TWEET THIS! Today I looked at what was trending on Twitter, Why? Don’t really know why but I needed to have something to write about. So I threw on my thinking cap, the one that holds two Mountain Dews, fired up Windows XP and wrote what I believe to be one of the finest short stories this left hand has penned. My inspiration came from 5 of the top 10 Twitter topics on March 7th, which included #HappyBirthdayJustinBieber, #WeAllLoveIndonesia, #thebuzz, #MeandMyGirls, and #Bizzle. Me and my girls were traveling down main street the other day when we was taken by all the buzz a happenin by the Toys R Us. So we walked up there to get a closer look and found out it was a party for a young egg throwin drag racing boy. A flashy sign read Happy Birthday Justin Bieber. Just then the young man came out with drooping sun glasses and a hipster smile. It was all the Bizzle. We have still not defined Bizzle yet but we are getting there. Figures. Our crack research department did a bit of digging and it looks like it is being traced back to a artist named Snoop Dogg, Later known as Snoop Lion. Anyhow, we ate the pizza, shared a few laughs and made our way to the air port because we all love Indonesia. boatload of animals, an impending storm and Hollywood. Due to its modern-day handling of a tale that is several millennia old, Noah, an upcoming 2014 American epic, is more of a beautiful rendering of the epic account of Noah and the ark rather than a meticulous retelling. It is written and directed by Darren Aronofsky, who also directed Black Swan and Pi. There’s also a splendid cast, not least of which includes Russell Crowe (Noah) and Emma Watson (Ila – Noah’s adopted daughter). Try this word on for size: phantasmagorical. It’s the best way to describe the types of creatures that convene upon the ark. The 125 million dollar budget for this film was not spent on tiger handlers or giraffe corrals, because, similar to Aronofsky’s handling of Pi, no animals were used in the making of this movie. It contains “the most complicated digital effect shots ever produced by Industrial Light & Magic (ILM)” 1 due to the effort to reflect not-of-this-world creatures. They were initially dreamed up in the 2012 graphic novel, NoE that Aronofsky cowrote with Ari Handel prior to beginning this film. “We basically went through the animal kingdom and pinpointed the body types we wanted: some pachyderms, rodents, reptiles and members of the bird kingdom. We chose the species, and they were brought to life with different furs and colors. We didn’t want anything fully recognizable, but not completely absurd either,” said Aronofsky.1 There is a familiar vein threading through the movie that illuminates what is traditionally accepted about Noah and the flood. This story many of us know well: one man chosen by God out of the entire world to be saved from imminent global destruction. For this to happen, he is given the task of building an ark in a land that is bereft of any righteousness since every man is bent on evil and selfish gain. Just like in the Bible, when the floodwaters come Noah, his family and the animals are swallowed into the ark, and the world is literally drowned. But that’s where the similarities end and the invention begins. There is a huge back-story that is not found in the Bible, and this hyperbole ends up taking up the majority of the film to recount. These embellishments include rabid warlords and clans, global drought, six-armed angels, and a 1,000 year-old grandpa. Noah is even portrayed as an environmentalist who is in more in tune with nature and the animals than he is with his own kind. Some critics argue that he’s more of a madman than a leader worth following.2 The flood scene recedes into an afterthought, albeit a dramatic one, at the end of the film. While this movie is beautifully filmed, don't’ let it turn into your new idea of how God spoke to Noah, or how these events went down. If you’re curious about where the line is between history and Hollywood, you can read the exact account of Noah in the Bible in Genesis 6-8. 1: screenrant.com/noah-movie-darren-aronofsky-special-effects-animals/ 2: screenrant.com/darren-aronofsky-noah-movie-controversy-discussion/ LOCAL EVENTS CALENDAR SPRING-SUMMER 2014 APRIL MAY 1[tues]: Baseball vs. UW-La 3[sat]: Baseball vs. UW-Stevens Crosse (DH), 1pm Point (DH), 12pm /Open Fishing Season Across Wisconsin 2[wed]: Softball vs. University of Northwestern (MN) (DH), 5pm DON ’ T MISS THESE / Advisement Day, No Classes 4[fri]: PLAY: 110 in the Shade, 4[sun]: Baseball vs. UW-Stevens Mabel Tainter, 7:30pm—9:30pm 9[fri]: Classes End 10[sat]: Commencement 11[sun]: Graduate th 5[sat]: 9 Annual Lamming Time at Govin’s Farm at Govin’s Meats & Berries,10 am-4 pm 9[wed]: Baseball vs. UWSuperior (DH), 5pm 11[fri]: Baseball vs. Maranatha Point (DH), 12pm Commencement 12-16[mon-fri]: Finals Week 15[thurs]: Cannon Tube Starts Renting Tubes for the Red Cedar River Tubing Season 12[sat]: UW-Stout Fashion 17—18[sat + sun]: Menomonie Without Fabric Show, MSC, 8pm Archery Club 3D Target Shoot, Archery Club House, Time TBD Superior (DH), 12pm 18[fri]: Friday Night Races Begin at Red Cedar Speedway, 7pm 22[tues]: Baseball vs. UW-La FREE FEATURED EVENTS Willow/Walnut, MSC Restoration Ministries Thursdays 7pm Blind Munchies Coffeehouse 621 Wilson Ave Jesus Fellowship of Believers Church Sundays 10:30am Wednesdays 7pm Baptist Bible College (DH), 2pm 13[sun]: Softball vs. UW- Street Level Bible Study Mondays 7pm 621 Wilson Ave Menomonie, WI Real Breakfast Saturday Morning, 9am-12pm Lunch at 11:00am Academic Year Blind Munchies Coffeehouse 621 Wilson Ave Menomonie, WI ($2 with Student ID, $3 without) THE BLIND MUNCHIES MUSIC & COFFEEHOUSE Crosse (DH), 1pm 23[wed]: Softball vs. UW-River Falls (DH), 5pm 25[fri]: Menomonie Theater Guild: Lost in Yonkers, Mabel Tainter, 7:30 pm - 9:30 pm / Big Brothers Big Sisters’ Bowl For Kids Sake, Broadway Bowl, 5:30 pm- 10:30 pm 26[sat]: Softball vs. UW-La Crosse (DH), 2pm 27[sun]: Softball vs. UWPlatteville (DH), 12 pm Friday, April 25th, 7pm 29[tues]: Softball vs. Hamline Live Music University (DH), 4pm 30[wed]: Baseball vs. UW- MARAH IN THE MAINSAIL Blind Munchies Coffeehouse Superior (DH), 1pm Menomonie, WI Friday, April 4th, 7pm B-Movie Nite KING OF THE ROCKET MEN Blind Munchies Coffeehouse Menomonie, WI BEATNIK’S CORNER AWAKE The sight of the brave sun is far too bright for me to depend on these weak ankles that claim to walk in their might. My heart has been shot and is now tranquil. I lie on the rug of shame until dusk when the sun is going to rest his eyes. The hands I used to hold fragile, now dust. The heart that felt and lied at last now cries. The fiery ball shows up again, no. Can’t you see I may not be up for this? Fell swoop, strength upon me, I can now grow. Sky and ground meet in the middle and kiss. Many are clear now, yet there is much left. An abundance like this, it feels like theft. 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The geese are flying north, your nose hairs are finally defrosting, and there’s another color in the landscape besides white. The staff at WOTS wanted to know if there were any Stouties doing something unusual with their summer break. Get out the sunscreen and lather up as WOTS brings you the results of our student poll. Danielle HD: Senior, Information Communication Serena: Freshmen, Retail Merchandizing and Management Ryan: Senior, Game Design Who are you most excited about spending time with this summer? HD: Probably my Korean family. Joe: Nobody. I am a hermit. Danielle: My family. Serena: Family and high school friends back home. What or who is playing a major role in what you’re doing this summer? Ryan: I’m just trying to find an internship for the summer. HD: Nothing. Joe: Summer research at Stout. Serena: I will be working a lot at Gymboree, a kids’ clothing store, and then maybe getting a waitressing job. WOTS: Is this what got you interested in retail in the first place? Serena: First, I worked at Guess, the accessory store, and then Gymboree. Working at those places help put me on track for my major. What are you trying this summer that’s outside your normal comfort zone? Ryan: Perhaps my internship. HD: Going to my country, Korea. Joe: Trying to do summer research with a professor. I might be doing research with Dr. Ghenciu from the mathematics department at UW-Stout. The research will be on finding new ways to do math and explaining the theories of math. This would involve coming up with formulas and finding new ways to use formulas that already exist, expanding upon areas like Joe: Senior, Mathematics symbols and coding, and finding new ways of writing code besides binary. I found out about this research by going and talking to the professors. I told them that I wanted to do this research and asked if they would be interested in working with me. Danielle: Volunteering, but besides that, nothing. Serena: If I get a job as a waitress that would put me out of my comfort zone since I have never worked in an environment like that before. about these places? Italy because it is really pretty and Ireland because some of my family is Irish, and I think it would be cool to check out. How will you help someone out this summer? Ryan: Don't know where I will live for my internship, which makes it hard to know if I will help someone out. HD: I usually volunteer, but I will not have a chance to do that this summer. Danielle: Volunteering in Milwaukee around the community. What are your favorite hobbies during the summer? Ryan: Seeing friends that I don't normally get to see throughout the year. HD: Playing soccer around the community. Joe: I try jogging every summer. I hang out and sometimes play video games. Danielle: I like taking pictures of the scenery around me and also senior pictures of friends. Serena: I like being out on a boat. If you could go anywhere for summer vacation, where would it be and what would you do there? Joe: I would like to go to Japan. WOTS: Would you go there to study the culture? Joe: I have already studied the culture and some of the language and I think it would be fun. There are a lot of beautiful places in Japan—it’s like going to Hawaii. Danielle: Australia. Serena: I would like to go to Italy or Ireland. I haven’t been anywhere before. WOTS: Is there something that draws your attention What does the best summer day look like to you? Joe: It’s a day where I don't do anything… hang out in the sun. Danielle: Hanging outside and swimming Serena: Relaxing by a pool, tanning, hanging with friends… listening to music Mission accomplished. Now that your mind is thawed out (hopefully not into a puddle) we encourage you to think outside the box this summer. What will you do this summer that will be memorable? Are there any opportunities in your community to help someone else? Whether you are doing something big or small, take time to both enjoy this summer and make it count. WOTS out. Mission of Fishin' Men’s men and tough gals throughout Dunn County are fans of fishing. Sadly, many Stout students do not know where to cast a rod other than the pea-soup-colored Lake Menomin. Fishing is an age-old tradition that has slowly become a past time, but a little time and effort can make it an affordable and relaxing hobby. It is good for your brain and sanity to take some time to enjoy God’s creation while you fish. If another fish-less year of college is about to pass and you want to go, choose a place from our guide for fishing on local rivers. These top spots are just waiting for you. The Red Cedar River between Menomonie and Irvington is a great place to fish. You can follow the Red Cedar Trail and fish from shore, or you can rent a canoe (from Stout Adventures if you wish) and make the trip. Small mouth bass fishing is best with just a night crawler. If you have a boat, you can use it in the deeper waters by Riverside Park. If sucker fishing is your thing, pull up a chair any place along this stretch, break a twig from a nearby tree, and rest your pole for a relaxing afternoon. In the spring time, Walleyes will be up by the dam right by North Campus. For these guys, you could throw a minnow or some leeches if they are available. The South Fork of the Hay River between Boyceville and Connorsville is a swell place to trout fish. It can be accessed from multiple spots (Tiffany Town Hall, multiple bridges throughout, Chimney Rock Public Land on Hwy 79 between Boyceville and Connorsville). Here, you can expect to catch average-sized brook trout on a worm or small spinner bait. If wading is your thing, you can step in the icy water and increase your chances of catch around fallen trees and tall weeds. Legal size for keeping brook trout is eight inches, but for references to other Wisconsin fish consult your fishing regulations hand book. The Rush River is a class A trout stream where you can snag some Brown or Brook Trout. Your chances are higher here to run into some bigger trout. For locations, Google towns like Martell and El Paso to find out where the Rush is or visit www.kiaptuwish.org/rush-river for a detailed description of the river. There are plenty of spots to fish off shore or wade in. Here you will notice that the scenery is very exceptional, even if you don’t catch much, you are sure to enjoy the experience. If you have never had a fishing license or have not purchased one in two years, you can pick one up for $5.00. If you do not have a fishing pole, you can get one for really cheap at WalMart. Fishing licenses can be purchased from Bait on Broadway. Get out there and enjoy the wilderness while the weather is great; you can watch the tube when there is snow on the ground! Red Cedar River Rush River It’s 10 pm on a Thursday, and you’re fried. You’ve had a constant stream of professors’ lectures, Pandora, and people’s complaints flowing through your ears all day long. All that noise, but you’re longing to hear more about God. Have you ever delved into the world of biblical audio teachings? The web and the world of smart devices makes it easier than easy to get solid, biblical teaching from godly teachers any time you want. Here’s a quick list to help you get started and to help you avoid stumbling on anything too wacky or off-base. A good way to deepen your relationship with God and your brothers and sisters in your church is to listen to audio teachings. However, it is not wise to just listen to the first shiny-haired guy in a dress coat you may find. You must take caution and use your head as to who you are listening to. See if they are teaching from the Bible or if their goal is to pass along their own agenda. We have gone out and done some footwork, and ear work, to find good Bible teachers to pass along to our readers. Whether you are sitting down to study, have some idle time, or are escaping from your friends singing Kelly Clarkson, check out one of these Bible teachers today and see what God has for you. MINISTRY: Mars Hill Church, Seattle, WA CONNECT: www.marshill.com KNOWN FOR: Hard hitting, plain-language sermons that don’t beat around the bush. He isn’t afraid to tackle taboo topics. Don’t let this ex-fraternity member fool you – his biblical knowledge is nearly unparalleled in modern Bible teaching. This guy loves Jesus, his church and his family. KEY TEACHINGS TO START WITH: “Ten Commandments, Set Free to Live Free” is a sermon series that focuses on life under the protection, wisdom and goodness of a Father who loves us. Mark breaks downs each commandment so that through the understanding God gives us we would find application for our lives. You will also find videos from various conferences. QUOTE: “I don't leave a lot of things open-ended theologically. I believe there's one God. I believe that Jesus is the only way to heaven. I believe we're all sinners. I believe in a real hell and a real heaven. So, I'm a Bible guy, for sure. I don't make any apologies about that.” MINISTRY: The Church at Brook Hills, Birmingham, AL CONNECT: www.brookhills.org KNOWN FOR: David Platt reminds you a lot of that nice guy from high school who couldn’t hurt a fly, but when he preaches, he speaks straight to the heart and with authority. An Atlanta native, he and his wife, Heather, made their home in New Orleans until they were displaced by flooding following Hurricane Katrina in 2005. The Lord led them to Birmingham the following year, where they have served The Church at Brook Hills since 2006. KEY TEACHINGS TO START WITH: “Threads” — a teaching series that will unpack five different threads of the gospel and discover how each thread can be woven into the fabric of our everyday lives and ministry. QUOTE: “My biggest fear, even now, is that I will hear Jesus' words and walk away, content to settle for less than radical obedience to Him.” MINISTRY: The Village Church in Flower Mound, Texas CONNECT: www.thevillagechurch.net KNOWN FOR: Matt Chandler is an exciting listen. He, like the others, is founded on Scripture and does not beat around the bush. Chandler is a really gifted teacher with a knack for taking complex topics and simplifying them so the simple mind can understand. KEY TEACHINGS TO START WITH: “The Book of Acts” is an excellent teaching series to start with. Matt lays out the history of the church and God’s plan for the church that is written in the book of Acts. QUOTE: “This avoidance of the difficult things of Scripture — of sinfulness and hell and God’s notable severity — is idolatrous and cowardly. If a man or a woman who teaches the Scriptures is afraid to explain to you the severity of God, they have betrayed you, and they love their ego more than they love you.” MINISTRY: Jesus Fellowship of Believers in Menomonie, Wisconsin CONNECT: www.jfbelievers.com KNOWN FOR: Tim is a straight shooter who cares deeply about the power of the God all Christians claim they serve. He is very aware of the facts of the Bible and the battles we face as humanity. KEY TEACHINGS TO START WITH: “Hearing God’s Voice in a Noisy World” is a four-part sermon series from Pastor Tim that gets you thinking about what exactly you are hearing and doing. You will ask yourself questions like, “Am I really hearing from God?” “What am I created for?” “What is weighing me down?” Hopefully at the end you find yourself closer to God and working toward fulfilling His plan for your life. QUOTE: “It’s not enough that Christ is all-sufficient unless we apply that fact to our lives. What place does Jesus have in your lives?” Although audio teachings cannot and will not replace the experience we have with our church family, they help us understand more of life and God, essentially giving us tools to use in our Christian life. You may also notice that the message you hear in the audio teaching could very well match up with the sermon you heard last Sunday, the conversation you had with that person the other day, or the book you are reading. More than likely, it is not a coincidence. The more you’re listening to God instead of only streaming your surroundings, the more clearly you’ll begin to hear His voice. Instant Wine: Just Add Water mir·a·cle /ˈmirikəl/ (noun) - interference with nature by a supernatural power. An event that appears inexplicable by the laws of nature. To make wine, you need grapes, yeast, and time for fermentation. However, at one epic moment in history, one man skipped the whole fermentation process and created the top-quality wine in a matter of seconds. In John 2:1-11, Jesus and His disciples were invited to a wedding in a village called Cana in Galilee. During the feast, Mary, the mother of Jesus, came to Jesus and told Him that they were out of wine. In the context of their time, the wedding was an important social event, and running out of wine would be public humiliation for the newlyweds. They may have been in a panic at this point, worried about their wedding becoming a disgrace. After telling Jesus about the problem, Mary gave the servants excellent advice: “Whatever Jesus tells you to do, do it.” We can learn from her faith. She knew that Jesus would do what was best. When the problem presented itself, her faith led her to walk to Jesus because she believed with all her heart that there was nothing that He could not do. In our own lives, in times of need, whether it’s about family, finances, school, friends and relationships, exams and opportunities, etc., we need that kind of faith. Faith that will lead us to talk to God and ask for His guidance first, not make Him our last option when all else fails. Jesus told them to fill the jars with water, and the servants did what Jesus said. Then He told them to draw some out and take it to the master of the feast, and when the master of the feast tasted it, he called the bridegroom and said, “Everyone serves the good wine first, and then the cheaper wine when the guests have become drunk. You have kept the good wine until now!” This was the first public miracle that Jesus did. There were six stone water jars that were used for Jewish ceremonial washing, each jar holding 20-30 gallons. Jesus told them to fill the jars with water, and the servants followed Jesus’ instructions. They had a total of 120-180 gallons of water. That is a lot of water, but what they really needed was wine! Who knows what they were thinking at that time? We can learn from the servants’ obedience. Though they probably were wondering why they were filling the jars with so much water, they did not question Jesus. In our own journey, there will be times when we do not understand His methods but rather must obey God and trust that He knows best. The problem must have seemed impossible to solve. Then Jesus told them to draw out some of the water and take it to the master of the feast. Can you imagine how nervous they must have been while their master took that first sip? They knew it was water, they filled it themselves! Jesus provided what was needed at the moment. The newlyweds were rescued from social disgrace in the grandest, most mind-blowing way imaginable. Miraculous events showed the incredible power of Jesus Christ. The deeds and the works of Christ tell us that He is God. His miracles revealed that He was God in control of nature and in control of all the forces of the universe. He did them so that men might believe, even as the disciples did (John 2:11). The disciples already believed Him, but their faith was deepened that day. Similarly, when something great happens in our lives, our faith is increased. Our God is unstoppable and powerful. Just as He turned water into wine, Jesus is able to take the ordinary, plain and common and with His power make them full of flavor, fragrance, strength and beauty. He can do the same to us if we let Him. He can turn our weaknesses, fears and failures into strength, courage and victory. With faith and obedience, God is going to surprise us more than we could ever hope or dream of. He can turn our pain into pleasure and our sorrows into joy. He can transform our broken lives and give them meaning. It is when we confidently stand in this truth that we put ourselves in a position ready to witness and experience miracles.