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U GLY DUC K
EXTREME SPOR B GRILLE
You Never Heard Of
Friendliest Little Pub
Thank you for checking out the Ugly Duck Extreme
Spor-B-Grille. We finally did it...here is the new menu. No
more smart ass remarks about my inability to organize or
my level of procrastination.
As we embark on the next chapter of the “Duck
Chronicles”, once again, none of the people standing
before you have a clue what’s going on. They may appear
to know their job, but I assure you, that it’s all an act. The
food is barely palatable and the service is mediocre at
best.
As for the menu, it is full of pretty pictures and fancy
designs but still has all the same crap as the last one.
Sorry, there is also some new crap. This is about as good
as it gets for marketing. For an explanation as to why,
please refer to the previous paragraph.
By the way, No one still has any idea what exactly a
Spor-B-Grille is, and frankly, nobody cares. One more note
of interest...no one has died from eating here yet...yet!
3331 E Lincoln Way, Wooster, OH 44691 · (330) 262-5654 · MyUglyDuck.com
I. Slider Platter
(mini sliders, onion rings, & fair fries check your cardiologist at the door)
II. Bone-A-Fide Platter
(ribs, wings, & bcf pick your sauce not your nose)
(mozzarella stix, in-side-out poppers, garlic duck bread, & our signature marinara)
IV.
Nacho Mama Bowl
(onions with choice of chicken, beef, chili, or bbq pork)
V.
Mozzarella or Swiss Stixs
VI.
Ton O’ Rings or Ton O’ Fries
VII. Ton O’ Chili Fries
VIII. Bacon Cheesy Fries
(coronary in a basket)
IX.
Chicken Critter Fritters
(chunks of our seasoned white meat fried in our secret batter)
X.
In-Side-Out Poppers
XI.
Jumbo Wings:
Hot, Hot BBQ, BBQ, Teriyaki,
Garlic Parmesan, or Sweet Bangkok Sauce
“Everything Is Better With Bacon”
III. Colon Clogger Platter
(#1)
(#2)
(#3)
(#4)
any more than that and i’m calling jenny craig…..
AND I WILL!
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EXTREME SPOR B GRILLE
3331
3331 E
E Lincoln
Lincoln Way,
Way, Wooster,
Wooster, OH
OH 44691
44691 ·
· (330)
(330) 262-5654
262-5654 ·
· MyUglyDuck.com
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I.
Full Slab O’Ribs
(when available)
II. Half Slab O’Ribs
(when available)
III. 14 oz NY Strip Steak*
(seasoned and grilled over an open flame)
IV. 8 oz Flat Iron Steak*
(tenderized and flame grilled)
V.
Duck Burger*
(it’s not made of duck...the cow just failed to do so)
VI. Double Duck Burger*
(just like the aforementioned Duck Burger with twice the meat and cheese)
VII. The Barnyard*
(don’t even ask…it hurts to describe)
All of the above options come with a soup or salad and a side of your choice
For The Duck, You Must Be On Quack”
“No Love
Side Section
Potato Salad · Baked Beans · Baked Potato · Side Salad
Fresh Cut Fries (County Fair Style) · Sweet Potato Fries
Sautéed Veggies · Mac & Cheese (No Box…Duck Made)
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EXTREME SPOR B GRILLE
3331
3331 E
E Lincoln
Lincoln Way,
Way, Wooster,
Wooster, OH
OH 44691
44691 ·· (330)
(330) 262-5654
262-5654 ·· MyUglyDuck.com
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“Great Food
Lousy Service”
I.
Lasagna Roll
(it even makes the Italians cry)
II.
XXL Lasagna Rolls
(after the Italians cried they invited their mother’s)
III. Linguine Alfredo
(it’s our secret! served with chicken breast)
IV. Baked Linguine & Balls
(pasta smothered in our famous red sauce topped with mozzarella and provolone)
V.
Damn Ravioli
(choice of red or white sauce customized to your specifications)
VI.
Dirty Pancetta
(cavatappi tossed in alfredo, artichoke hearts or spinach, bacon and our blend of spices)
All the above options come with a soup or salad and garlic duck bread
I.
Chicken Breast
(slow roasted with our house rub with two sides just like the meat section)
II.
Chicken Tata Salad
(rubbed, slow roasted, and served on a bed of fresh vegetables)
III. Pan Seared Salmon*
(blackened or lemon peppered served with rice and salad)
*Consuming raw or undercooked meats or poultry may increase your risk of foodborne illness.
All of our dairy and meat products are Ohio made to support our local farms.
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EXTREME SPOR B GRILLE
3331
3331 E
E Lincoln
Lincoln Way,
Way, Wooster,
Wooster, OH
OH 44691
44691 · (330) 262-5654 · MyUglyDuck.com
II. OMG Grinders
I. Specialty Pizzas
Chicken & Spinach Alfredo Pizza
Italian Grinder
(white sauce, roasted chicken breast, and fresh spinach)
(pepperoni, capicola, genoa salami, your choice of cheese)
Porker Pizza
Naked Chicken Parm Grinder
(shredded smoked bbq pork, pineapple & 3 cheeses)
(baked chicken breast and 3 cheeses with marinara sauce)
The Meatza Pizza
Meatball Grinder
(Spicey Beef, ham, genoa salami, bacon, pepperoni, & Sausage)
(tons of cheese with sauce and our famous balls)
Nacho Daddy Pizza
Turkey BLT Grinder
(choice of beef or chicken and topped with fresh veggies)
(turkey, bacon, cheese, lettuce, tomato with mayo)
Meatball Pizza
Buckeye Beefy Grinder
(loaded with our famous balls)
(roast beef, onions, green peppers, mushrooms & cheese)
I. Colossal Calzone
(our homemade dough folded and baked with your choice of up to 5 toppings)
II. Duck Pizza .
(one hell of a pie made from scratch on our homemade dough with up to 5 toppings)
The Toppings
Pepperoni · Sausage · Ham · Bacon · Beef · Onions · Tomatoes
Green Peppers · Banana Peppers · Jalapeño Peppers · Green Olives · Black Olives
Garlic · Spinach · Pineapple · Mushrooms · Feta Cheese · Artichoke Hearts
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EXTREME SPOR B GRILLE
3331
3331 E
E Lincoln
Lincoln Way,
Way, Wooster,
Wooster, OH
OH 44691
44691 · (330) 262-5654 · MyUglyDuck.com