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Issue 3, June 2012
Welcome to our third issue of Chesswood Chat. We are Abbie,
Tali and Freya – the Chesswood Chat editors. Thank you very
much again for all your amazing contributions.
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Stuffed full with fun, games and
all sorts of Chesswood coolness
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We hope you turned up on the Jubilee evening because we had the time of our lives!
First we set up our stalls and then the people
started flooding in. The Jubilee Evening
was a great success and loads of people
turned up! We will inform you on how
much money we have made in our next
issue.
Here are a couple
of photos. The top
photo has Hannah
and Tali, the
bottom photo has
Freya and Eve. Talis cool jubilee
shirt
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Welcome to the new segment of Chesswood chat. If you have seen a teacher in
school somewhere other than school keep
us updated!
Miss. O’Leary has been spotted in Clarks.
Miss. Buckland has been spotted in the
Range.
Miss. Jacks been spotted walking down a
Highstreet.
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Laugh your crown off :)
When were King Arthur's army too tired to fight ?
When they had lots of sleepless knights !
What famous chiropodist ruled England ?
William the Corn-cutter!
What English King invented the fireplace ?
Alfred the grate !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they
put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
Who invented fractions ?
Henry the 1/8th !
What was Camelot ?
A place where people parked their camels !
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder ?
He had a bee in his suit of armour !
What was King Arthur's favourite game ?
Knights and crosses !
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She looked at her surroundings she could just see just clouds like
sheet of white material! She stood up and stepped forward before
she new it she was falling she landed on a hard cloud. she hurt her “I
think ive sprained it or even broke it what am I going to do know” she
started crying a couple on minitues later she could see something
green in the distance it was getting closer and it was hovering it was
a type of beast “heyyyy I’m bob” said the weird green thing. The
goblin put a jelly type of thing on lily’s leg 2 seconds later it was fine, they started speaking about how lily was at her friends house and
now shes in the clouds! Bob had a idea “if you want to get out you
need to go in the slide of doom “why is id called the slide of doom”
asked lily? ”well that’s not talk about that”
Said the goblin, the goblin and lily tried to think till the goblin had a
idea ”I know if we just fall we will get to the big last cloud then we
wait for a plane and jump its dangerous but I have 2 parashoots were
sorted“ but then lily replied ”so are you coming with me you’re a goblin that would be a bit of a shock to the real world“! After this the
goblin looked sad and he realised that he couldn't go.
Lily set off back home she fell from the
Cloud to cloud she waited for hours till a plane came past she landed
on a plane!
In no time she was back in her house like nothing happened and the
day after she went back to school everyone was speaking to her
again everything was back to normal
THE END
(BY FREYA FOX-STILLWELL 5UO)
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An interview with Luke Temple!
How old are you?
Guess. Most people get my age completely wrong!
Can you tell us anything about your next book?
I had started writing a book about a strange fish; I got half way through it, then decided I didn ’t like it. So I threw it all away!
Then I found a piece of paper. On it these words were written: 'Thistlewick Island is
the most haunted island in the world'. This gave me an idea for a new trilogy of
'Ghost' books.
The first 'Ghost' book (currently called Ghost Post) and the second one (which
doesn't have a name yet) will both be published in September 2012. They are my
most spooky and adventurous books yet and I can't wait for my fans to read them!
What inspires you to write?
I get ideas. Lots of them. They’re buzzing round my head right now, banging into
each other and forming bigger, brighter ideas. And those ideas hit more ideas and
explode like fireworks in my mind. If I ’m not careful, too many fireworks will go off
at once and my head will explode.
That ’s why I have to write - to get those ideas out of my head. The problem is, as
soon as I write one idea down, another idea pops into my head. I ’m in a neverending cycle of ideas and there ’s no escaping them!
If you had a picnic with any celeberaties, who would you choose?
That ’s a tricky one! Probably the left cheeky girl, and the right cheeky girl!
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I hated being in small spaces and I kind
of couldn’t breath!
Mr Button helped me to overcome my
fear and so did some boys from my
group! They went in front and behind
me and encouraged me to keep going!
Eimear Coogan
6SB
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HOT
NOT
Crowns
Tiaras
A Cuppa
Beer
(Tea)
Afternoon snacks
Mac Donalds
(Cupcakes)
Queen Elizabeth
Queen Victoria
(Soo 100 years ago)
Olympics
Ancient Greece
A nice game of footy
Rough and tumble rugby
(though Tali supports Wales)
Africa
freezer
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Word
Corgi
Colour
Royal Blue!!!!
Letter
M- Majesty, Mmm, Murky.
Artist
Jessie J-She rocks The Voice up
Teacher
Mr Jolley– congratulations ->
Miss Giles– Well done, you have succeeded in being
successful!
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Aofie (7BJ), thank you
for this great picture!
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