Blog Export: If Spock Is Enough, http://www.gusgreeper.com/

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Bernyce - only looks slutty( btw- I need a shirt that says I only look slutty) I have yet to actually walk in on her putting the moves on
her house mates. Just to be on the safe side I have moved Grandpa to the living room as I was sure that I saw Bernyce giving him the
*eye*.Comment (1)
Anonymous on Apr 25 2005, 10:10
Sweet progress (very Napoleon Dynamite) maybe in the sequel you can lend Pedro your sweet golf skillsComment (1)
your cat is soo cute...it’s too bad she hates me-ASSHOLE!
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I am saddened by this also. I feel torn abandoning my precious zombie assassin, tho I know it must be done. I suddenly flashed to
that scene at the end of The Last Temptation of Christ where Willem Dafoe is finally being crucified and he’s happy about it
(because pain is good??) and says “It is accomplished”. Fuckin Scroceezy. Maybe I need to pick the character that
jesus would play. But then, what kind of gamer would jesus be? I would like to think that he just hangs out with his buddies and FIFA
or NHL, right, but then simulators seem more suited to his family business so that sucks right, cause who wants to play a game about
building a rollercoaster that you cant even ride? I must bash the skulls. The bashing is the fun. basssshhhhhhhhh.. . . .Comments ()
Doesn’t anyone give a shit about the RULES!?!?!? - Walter SobjicComments ()
Phewww- I am not to the shameful borrower.Comment (1)
Gus once drooled on me - that meant she loved me and now it is all over.Comment (1)
What is it that reminds us of the Mormon Jeopardy champeen... Is it the flamboyant religious garb, or the large buzzer in the
nun’s hand? Is this the new face of Catholicism? C.O.J.C.O.L.D.S.is..sm...hrm... Is Ken Jennings a saint? And why does he
cope with fame and riches the way we all wish we would, but probably wouldn’t. Is it cross-dressing if it’s a disguise?
Sinny-sin-siiin... !!Comments ()
Hey Liscumb
Cool site. How have you been, recently?
I gotta go.
James xo
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Gross!!!!!!!!!!!Comment (1)
Anonymous on May 2 2005, 11:19
Damn! This girl is fine!! Comments ()
Aww! What a lil cutie! What happened? LOL Just kidding! Gus rocks! And oh my...is that a Wuzzle I see in the
background?Comments ()
hehe, yes I left it on purpose the Wuzzle and Smurfette !Comments ()
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I love that you have a Wopple in the back ground of your FUSHIA room
New word = FUSHIAN - which is a person who is a deep shade of pink all the time whether it be due to elevated temperature or sheer
uniqueness.Comment (1)
Your wuzzle, not to be confused with woppels which were the po’mans version only available in Northern BC K-marts, was
called Moosel. See below...
Hi! I’m Moosel! That’s my name, because I’m part moose and part seal! All the other Wuzzles will say that
I’ve got a very vivid imagination -- as though that’s a bad thing! I guess maybe sometimes it is... it does get me into
trouble sometimes! But I use my imagination a lot to help out my friends, too! Sometimes they think I’m a little goofy. For
instance, they can’t understand why on earth I like to eat certain foods! Do spinach and liver sandwiches really sound that
bad to you? C’mon - that’s my favorite food in the whole world!Comment (1)
if you smell I (*will*) tell you and make fun of you!Comment (1)
haha hilarious!! i can relate to pretty much everything on this list... well.. except for maybe the “explosions out the
back”.. ellen rocks!!Comments ()
I think I am responsible for GustofersonComment (1)
funny story - jer and i rented open water, and we ended up owing for some late charges, so they charged us for that, and then never
EVEN checked out the movie!!! so i got it for free.Comments ()
man, I was sooo on with that shirt!!! i know just how to make your boobs look hot - if adam wants to thank me, i accept chocolate,
diamonds and lingerie (don’t even try to guess the size!)Comments ()
do you think that we could turn back time and reverse the fixin’s and get jade and gus together? i know, jade is prolly a slut
who would give it up for anyone, but gus should definately have the “older man” advantage (cats take after their
owners, don’t they?)
toooo cute, man, jade would be jealous - this is the equivalent of a girlfriend with low self-esteem catching her signif other scoping
porn!Comments ()
I would have liked to have seen ‘Grubio’ here, but I guess that decision has to be made with the detatchment of an
exectutive at Sony, or... Sleep Country.... .. At any rate, I still like the idea of polling your papparrazzi on which of
Grubenstein’s nicknames dey like besstess. XOXO Comments ()
T Dot. Holla. This is an inneresting concept, and I do find myself imagining a music video ridden with cats in trashy lingerie -- think of
the Jingle Cats on spanish fly. The thing is... Burmis are a grrrrll. She is pretty an fancy and has knockers. She is a wee bit
perverse, tho, so same sex fe-latio may not be out of the question. pee-ess hello kitty is not a real kitty.Comments ()
no worries i have a crush on a tom cat up the street that i nicknamed ‘big red’ (the master pimp cat), i feel guilty a lot,
and shame.
gus and jade would have had to have been passionate lesbian lovers though, as gus was a girl !! until gus met adam i always thought
she was a lesbian anyway.Comments ()
Your gi-tar skills are righteous. Sweet!Comments ()
try taping your finger tips with electrical tape, when you go green day. power chords are a biatch for newly-being-used-fingers. if my
guitaro didnt suck (the neck-bridge equation is always messed, i’d give it to ya - i never play anymore, and it’s got
some light guage nylon strings (easier on the manicure).Comments ()
I love petting puppies and dogs. I love, i love it, i love it.Comment (1)
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if I was a cat I would want to wear a lime hat
I myself would like to wear a fruit hatComment (1)
well, as well spoken as ever, but by no means patronizing you, headaches suck. i’m working on a 19 days one. i think
it’s caused by lack of sleep, but it could be the pressure of the world hockey championships/having my dad back at
home.Comments ()
I love that you said that you were happy I didn’t tell you that you smelled. For the record, I thought your jacket smelled great
and I was wonderign what perfume you wore.
As well, I am not always sure how important I am too you and I LOVE it when you remind me!!Comments ()
Confession I love talking about bowel movements and other people’s bowel movements
I believe that it is a true sign of intimacy to be able to discuss pooh.Comments ()
My car does not need a tune up. Everyone who drives a standard stalls now and then.Comments ()
Spock moved like he had a stone groove on fer shure. Kirk was more of a hop head. McCoy too. I hope to see more
spock-erphrenalia around here. But I still love the pink. Do we have a name for the bong yet?? hrm......Comments ()
That is very interesting. Please let me know how it goes. But tell me from over there. Comments ()
I think that antiperspirant falls somewhere between botox and eyebrow tattooing. I know that this post is about deodorant and all but I
must polarize everything because I am compulsive this way. I think people smell better...I was gonna say “people smell better
without ambergris and aluminum”, but what I mean is “people smell better”. Better than foreign idol,
anywayzzz...Comments ()
what’s a bong?Comments ()
Spock carried a life-long interest in art, music, literature and poetry from many worlds, especially Terran (Earth), and played both
tri-dimensional chess as well as the Vulcan lute or harp and a keyboard harpsichord.Comments ()
I hope they get a “ripper” too! I think Ripper is one of the best words I have heard in a while.
Have a great weekend!Comment (1)
Gus misses you too!Comments ()
HOW CUTE!!!!!! Comments ()
Haha! Drunk monkeys!Comments ()
Much like its sturdy counterpart the carpenter ant, the sock monkey can drink up to one hundred times its body weight. Light beer or
not. But there’s nothing light about this scene--two young sock monkeys, intoxicated to the point of inertia, clearly filling a void
created by captivity...note the vacant gaze, the squirrely grin, and the uncontrollable self gratification. Our youth has gone
bananas!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
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IT IS SOCK MONKEY DEBAUCHERY. DO YOU NOTICE THAT YOU CAN HARDLY TELL WHO’S LIMBS BELONG TO
WHOM?Comment (1)
Ha ha...funny monkies drinking beer.Comments ()
This is just an example of some the shameful behaviour of these MONKIES, but they sure had fun! Good thing it was only light
beer.Comments ()
You are lucky Bernyce was not there, Vegas and Fever would of been ALL over her !!!Comments ()
The memories are coming back in a flood... you know what tho that last long string of peeshores makes PG look like a four dollar
photo booth--I am seeing PHOTO as the newest slang word to be injected cleverly into the mainstream... I will alert the paparazzi
immediately. But really, i think that the original residents were right and pictures steal your soul. Pictures prove we were there but
they also dont ask us if its ok. Except JJ. She gives back all the foto people their souls back. Oh my god, nice PHOTO......that is
what the kids will say when their friends come to school without designer jeans... nice PHOTO Jenny, as if... i swear i just dont know
what i am doing anymore.......... i am artfully retarded. Your site is a beautiful beacon, a beautiful bacon, beacon backer baky
backo.........Comments ()
I always got yer back gus. fer shure.Comments ()
I didn’t know monkeys could climb trees, were they looking for wiffle balls or silver bullets?Comments ()
i am glad that i look weird on fotos. i am always concentrating the big bag of my resources toward my transcension from humble
death-racer to enigma, and gods never look right in art, do they?? immortality is totally attainable, you just have to sell. when i hear
people say “i heard you were dead” i know i want into the legend. mountains cant play cards or eat taffy, but they sure
as hell get talked about and are walked a r o u n d. Why do they bother on csi? fotos dont prove anything.Comments ()
sorry bout that last comment... i have been trained to display epileptic symptoms when properly prompted. i love that damn story. its
almost cheezy enough to have been written. i love the awkwardness of it all. i had been socially rejected and was on the rise from el
guttero when you showed up, working at shitty melon and fixin to hunker down. ill say it till i die then itll be written on my tomb:
80percent of life is timing. badda bing, badda boom, buttafuoco.Comments ()
That’s funny.... I used to do the same (for some reason) while lounging on my balcony.
Sadly, I no longer live in an apartment, so I just sit on my deck and pretend!
Thanx for the memories.Comments ()
Sorry...I will be more quiet next time.Comments ()
yer sure that he HAS a girlfriend... funny stuff.Comments ()
sounds like she’s caught on to the fact that you expect her to forgive you after approximately 4 hours..
my dog snubs me when i don’t take her bye bye.. i have to buy her treats to get her to forgive me. she’s also officially
stole my kitten away from me. Maynard loves her more than me. Comments ()
you are right i can not believe i haven’t ever looked at it from HER side !Comments ()
That’s funny! The old in out, in out. I love A Clockwork Orange, a brilliant film. Also, like your take on carousing the
halls.Comments ()
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ya A.B. keep it down !
he does totally have a girlfriend they have lived in the building as long as i have. i feel like yelling down to her, let loose lady !
Thanks for the comments y’all !Comments ()
okay, so yeah, we’ve now come to grips with the fact that you believed me a bra-size-bumper-uper. i know i’m a good
liar, but i could never lie about something like that - sooo obvious! and now, you’ve seen the light!!! i’m soo happy. and
now, you (as I did, pre surgery) get to deal with trying to find the bras that fit.
well, you are not a jedi, yet, cuz 32C is a hard size to find, but not as hard as the size that I wear for 1 week of the month (32D - which
the week immediately following, I should be wearing a 32DD - good luck finding THAT!), so if you feel that it’s just too much
effort sometimes (with weight fluctuations, i’ve had to buy new bras on almost a monthly basis, for the past 4 months) i fully
support the hanes camisole . they come 2 to a pack, have little spaghetti straps, come in small to XL, and if you get a small, like I do,
they really hold those puppies down!
they’re great for summer.
and really, what’s discovering your bra size worth, if you’re not flauting the mamas in the heat, right?Comments ()
i will now bask in the C light as you have suggested !! YES throw me a party man !!Comments ()
welcome to the world of the C my friend. I have never been measured as I am never sure where I should go. I always ask the ladies
at LaSenza (yes i am guilty of shopping for cheap bras) but I am still never able to find a bra that is comfortable and fits well. Oh
master of the bra what should I do?
Thanks for the complements on the rack!!Comments ()
I’m a 36 D, but I should be a C , I’m just over my fighting weight. But going to the gym tonight. Comments ()
all we have here is lazena for the middle class, we need oprah to send us one of her 500 dollar bras !!Comments ()
THAT was hilarious.Comments ()
i refuse to accept the fact that i MAY be larger than a D cup.Comments ()
you can refuse to accept it, but sagging, backaches and pinching will be abound!!!Comments ()
at said party, would all of the favours, beverages and petit fours be made of/in the shape of coconuts? or just melons?Comments ()
gurrr...Comments ()
i love it that everyone is telling me how big their teetas are !Comments ()
my teetas aren’t perky. they never have been. unless i lift up my arms.
http://artofransom.blogspot.com/2005/05/shaggy-taggy-mcgee.html
i chose you to do this little chore. because i think you’re a funny gal.Comments ()
maybe its the drugs talking, but i am still exhibiting signs of shock that you have pretty much dabbled in everything but a D. I cant
help but wonder if more women are stifled by an incorrect measurement or lack thereof by the collective conditionment that women
are both unique and cursed by their suffering...pain of private...it is entirely possible that by recounting your adventures at la senza
your are aiding the actualization of femdom all across the interweb!! !! a comfortable knocker is a happy knocker. incidentally, my
being the fourth in the line of abc is i believe a fortunate spot and wholly relevant to this post------ D is the fourth letter of the
alpahabet, so my initials can be written as 1234, or ABCD. far out.Comments ()
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LOVE IT ! thanks man!Comments ()
Bride of Skeletor - beware she will haunt you unless you drive back and take her picutre and wish her well!!!Comment (1)
I don’t remember being threatened, but I would be honored if I was.Comments ()
I’d hit it.Comments ()
I laughed at your Monica Lewinsky...purse comment at Blogho’s...
But this post about the annoyance of Tampax adds...left me peeing in my pants...I used my extra tampons to mop up all the pee...
...think they’d use THAT in one of their a screwed up commercials?Comments ()
they should. jerks. Comments ()
that is noooo shit, i think women EVERYWHERE are annoyed by those stupid fucking ads. those and the douche ads. i mean, who
the fuck thinks of this shit!?!? we all know we need this crap, we don’t buy it based on some fucking TV commercial.
what do they think we are? idiots?!Comments ()
oh and thanks for filling out the questionnaire.. you forgot to tag 5 people you know. you don’t HAVE to... but it’s kind
of fun to annoy your friends Comments ()
:-) thanks for your kind words on my latest post.
THIS post made me laugh.. hard. keep up the good work!Comments ()
colorful and funny. what do you (women) sing if not gay songs? Really cool songs?Comments ()
she’s hot.. in a necro sort of way.Comments ()
AWWWW! that is the sweetest thing i think i’ve ever had the pleasure of reading!Comments ()
i am catching up on your archives. FUCK! you are funny.
i too enjoy cursing and i surprise myself at the beautiful ugliness that flies out of my precious mouth.
i love the story of how you and adam met. it truly was kismet! and very puky-cute adorable. and you 2 kitty count! omg.. that is
adorable. i will e-mail you photos of my cute kitties as soon as i can.
Maynard and Halo, they are like the brothers grim..Comments ()
i will add.. i call my dog “lolly loo loo poo poo dog”.
and my kitty.. maynard james keekee.. after one of my fav. singers.
and.. i sing to them both.. *snort*Comments ()
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they do think we are idots
if i were any more annoying i would have no friends
yeah man songs like: TROGDOR the BURNiNATORComments ()
YOU COUNT KITTIES????????????? and you LOVE TOOL?
you just keep getting cooooooooooooooler !Comments ()
whoa i got a little carried away there but you SHOULD count kittiesComments ()
Exactly...
And on a different note...have you seen that Caramilk commercial with those two IRRITATING chicks saying “I LOVE
CAWAMOWL” MY GAWD does that ever bug me!!!Comments ()
Anonymous on Jun 1 2005, 11:57
So much truth in your words.
I don’t even use tampons, and even I was blown away by the absurdity of the commercial.Comments ()
Do you like STUFF?
Funny list girlie. I like you even more now!Comments ()
Binsk that commercial is up there yes. if i didn’t watch soooo much tv maybe i would not let it get to me but i do so i demand
they start making cooler commercials. NOWComments ()
i love stuff ! i love it !
hehe thanks.Comments ()
hehe.. the gator got the sock monkey.
i thought i was the only one who knew what sock monkeys were. i had 2 of them when i was a kid. my grandma made them out of
those brown and white socks. and they had the red stripe on their mouth and on their bum. Hehee.. i always thought the bum crack
should be vertical instead of horizontle though.Comments ()
only the coolest people know about sock monkeys you my friend are obviously one of those peopleComments ()
what fuckers! i remember when my landlord had “trouble” accepting that the water heater in my rental was over 20
years old and wouldn’t fucking replace it.
he finally did, after i threatened his ass. we have laws that prevent landlords from treating tenants like that.
yours sounds more like a city thing though.. gurrr.. i’m sorry.Comments ()
maybe what they’re doing is an extreme field test of Tampax’s absorbtion claims.
i mean, why go about:
=) hiring scientists to measure the exact volume of blue water that can be absorbed within a specified time frame (let’s say 30
seconds, just for example);
when you can:
=) hire (“hire” meaning ask your teenage daughter if she knows anyone who wants to play pretend that
they’re on an island) some girls to put some tampons on a beach;
so as to:
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=) cause their salvation by absorbing the body of water that is surrounding the desert ocean;
thereby allowing them to:
=) travel by foot, back to civilization.
that was either funny, philisophical or didn’t make any sense at all. sorry, just came back from a mission.Comments ()
that is the best time to rebel...when you cannot do anything about it.Comments ()
it falls from the sky... and is sold in every convenience store... I truly do believe these plumbers are being sent into a booby trap. can
you imagine what the rust ridden pipes of the vogue look like to a veteran of the trade-- it must be like that one horrific accident that
scarred the rookie ambulance attendant for the remainder of natural life-- the body has likely become more disease than domicile. i
am definitely on the same page as you as far as the falsification of any idea when this travesty is ending. nobody knows. i just take it
better on account of my eternal skepticism/pessimism= skeptimism. beware the skeptimist. dont mess with a skeptimism
man.Comments ()
Cool pic.Comments ()
I love the pink comment box.
I voted for Gustoferson- as I made the name
Can I vote more than once?Comment (1)
I voted for Moldilocks.Comments ()
wow.. adam is long winded.
skeptimism.. i like that, consider it officially borrowed.Comments ()
THIS was the booby trap adam was talking about...
i voted for Gustapo. i just like that word.Comments ()
Rock On You Crazy Diamond!Comments ()
Where did these images come from?Comments ()
They did this in one of the buildings I was in, while they were trying to upgrade the plumbing.
When did you read American Psyco. I went through a Breat EE phase years ago where I read everything as it came out after Less
than Zero. I liked all the books very much until Glamorama, which sucked.Comments ()
I must not reveal the thoughts which I am thinking.Comments ()
neel - i scanned myselfComments ()
neel - jerks just extended the date again today too !
i read it years a go as well but it has always held a pretty high number on the favorites list, if you haven’t read kavalier and
clay you really should check it out!Comments ()
i remember waaaaaaaaaay back when.. i was dating that brittish dude..
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i scanned my bare teetahs for his viewing pleasure.
it’s fun stuff and WAY easy to get out of control with. heheheComments ()
AND..
i
was
at
work.Comments ()
i bet you are right i bet it can get out of control and i bet you it will !!Comments ()
i havent read it yet, but i will check it out, thanks!Comments ()
SWEET! i love it. and i love the new banner, it’s fantastic!Comments ()
Oooooooh that’s scary.Comments ()
im glad that you like yer new poutine as it is the one i was gonna buy anyways. the picture makes it look like its from outer space. i
also think that gus would have picked this one out. it has whiskers.Comments ()
To the Ninja, the Mind is the ultimate weapon. To develop the mental skills necessary to fully utilize their special powers and abilities
the Ninja practice codes and ciphers, which can be employed in their trade of espionage.Comments ()
that is a sweet buckle. and nudity is always nice on a monday morning.Comments ()
I’ve always suspected you were a ninja...now I have proof.Comments ()
ahh, on no!!! i was gonna get that bra, in my obscure size, and scan it. now, you’ve gone and done it...stolen my idea, before i
had it and got off my ass to complete it.Comments ()
i love the new banner, too - even though gus is scintillating in the last one! okay, now picture the movie hackers...remember the
davinci virus? your scan should have been the one crying “help me!” while the ballasts of the oil tanker were
capsizing.Comments ()
Ho and Binsk: i am not stealth so I fell out with the ninjas and all they would let me keep was the buckle.Comments ()
sweet! your site looks GREAT! the masthead is fuckin fantastic!
i love the ninja beltbuckle. i’d totally wear one.. but buckles stab me in my belly and that sucks. yes.. i have a belly.Comments
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sarah: thank you! i would love to take the credit but adam drew it and david did the rest.
i have a buckle with cherries and it makes all my shirts ride up and stabs me, i was thinking i might scan it.Comments ()
great pics - you look hotComment (1)
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Adorable!! It’s nice to put a face to the name. Comments ()
thanks guys...now i am blushing!Comments ()
I thought I passed this on to you, but oh well. Nice to have some more personal info on you.Comments ()
I agree with the other two comments. I like the last shot best.Comments ()
Very cool, both the magazine vending machine, and the belt buckle. I used to wear a lot of them and I think I will start getting back
into it. I have one with the Virgin Mary on it.Comments ()
oh btw, i love the new look of your blog.Comments ()
you and I sort of look alike - similar noses and coloring.Comments ()
yes i am bad bad bad ! i edited it.Comments ()
neel: thanks !
aughra: hehe cool cause you are hot ! - and i let that cross my mind as well looking at your new hair photo.Comments ()
let me jump on the adoration bandwagon, please...and such a cute cat, too. the temptation to use pussy was high...but I SO avoided
it because i’m all about keeping it above board.Comments ()
neel: you should they are good times ! one of my girlfriends has a Virgin Mary one as well, i like it a lot.Comments ()
Ho: thank you and thank you i will pet that on to GusComments ()
gus looks pissed off at you. i love when cats do that. you try to kiss on them and they get all.. “bitch.. i’m sooo gonna
slap you.” then they purr.Comments ()
and you know yer hot. you don’t need me tellin’ you this.Comments ()
sweet songs bizatchisss.Comments ()
you are hilarious and i’m glad that you commented on my site so that i found you! i don’t know how long you read
before you commented. but it’s like this, when i drive up to alaska to see my parents (because they’re going to move
up there in a few years) i totally want to stop by B.C. and have drinks with you. because you’re someone that i had this sort of
instant understanding with on the humor level. weird and spontanious. i often CANNOT portray how i am in real life on my blog. some
posts come through. but i am soooo fuckin’ out there REALLY and i’ll work out some day how to get that in my blog.
anyway, keep up the great stuff and keep making people laugh. commenting on other’s sites lets them know you’re
here.. but entertaining them keeps them coming back.Comments ()
Great photos! I love your profile picture, too.Comments ()
that was so damn lovely I almost cried. Almost. Ho does not cry. so many of these...feelings...you talk about. I would add to them
but I also fear rejection and exposure. So I will just devour yours and be glad for that. Dooce is pretty charming. Sad I didn’t
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know her when I lived in Utah.Comments ()
That link means so much more to me now. Thank you!Comments ()
That was a very bold posht misshy. its sooo strange when you find yourself on the otherside of the fence and realize that you dont
have to please people to thrive because that shit all gets discarded as you run on down the way and it all flies off an you are suddenly
naked but the thought changes and the old one was only for that instant and now you are just looking ahead and your eyes arent
attached to anything they just take and fill you up. but not like an acid trip or anything like that. but you definitely have the same
breakthrough euphoria. and this is something you will always have too. but i think the best part of all this the process i mean well i
mean everything but what it is is the moment you run out of something to write and then you take that pause and unfocus your eyes
like youre looking through the clouds for that thing to say, and it comes, but when you have no idea and are scared but you start out
anyways cause the page is no good blank so better put some ink down there.....and what you do is what you want.Comments ()
it’s truly a lovely little community, no?Comments ()
Funny? Yep...I think you’re funny...& charming & smart...ok...I’ll stop.
I laugh at my own jokes too...if other people don’t think it’s funny...fuck ‘em...(& they are wrong).Comments ()
sarah: no you are funny...wanna fight about it?
Ho: it is my mission in life to make you cry or pee your pants. i will keep trying.
A.B. it better.
ABC: do i know you?
Aughra: so far so good. i am glad you are here !
Chick: apparently it is ok to laugh at your own jokes but i didn’t know that until after i posted this. shit. so yes fuck
em.Comments ()
I left a message gere yesterday and it’s gone now. I musta done something wrong. I think I said “Right back atcha
Gus Greeper” Comments ()
That’s “here” not “gere” and I meant to say “atcha” it’s cool, trust
me.Comments ()
can i cry AND pee my pants? Comments ()
I loved this post. I still can’t believe she complained last ngiht- you and I have been way louder than that. Maybe she was
offended that I thought butt plugs were gross as she loves hers alot. Thank you again for your defensiveness.
Remember tourets is a disease and not a jokbuttpluge!Comment (1)
sounds like my twat of a landlord. fucking asshole took FOREVER to replace my hot water heater. i feel your pain girl i went like 3
days without a shower and started turning on people i love. like it was their fault!
if we lived closer, i’d TOTALLY let you use my shower.
she’d want to scalp me.. i’m loud at 1am. i sometimes decide to attack my boyfriend and we scream and laugh at
each other. it’s a hell of a lot of fun.
Hannah.. i like butt plugs. Comments ()
Binsk: I trust this won’t happen again....
GS: yes as long as none of the pee gets on meComments ()
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I sympathize with you, I have been through this sort of thing many times before. In a word, apartments suck! I could rant on and on
about the situations I have been through. Are you going to move?Comments ()
Hanner: i agree she was just out for blood.
Sarah: please write a post about butt plugs and how much you love them, please, please pretty please.
neel: yes, mrs e turning on us for this insane reason is the last straw i was only sticking around because even though she is annoying
as hell she takes really good care of the building in general.Comments ()
i love a healthy raging during thursday lunch break. sarcasm is great dessert!Comments ()
Is it three thousand degrees there too?? That always adds to my pleasant moods.
You are funny...you should figure out a way to annoy your landlord without her knowing it’s you doing it. It’s called
passive aggressive and I have a degree in it!
Robin,P.A.Comments ()
Trans: ahhhh thanks for stopping by !
Binsk: do you offer a course ??Comments ()
write a post about butt plugs... check.Comments ()
it is now only too clear to me that you would have died had you of been over while we were having this butt plug
conversation...DIED.Comments ()
I think the butt plug conversation was one of our most funny and I have been talking to Gus Greeper for almost 10 years now. I am
trying to think what might have topped that. I think maybe when we talked about bushes with B. But I think butt plugs takes the cake
or the corkComment (1)
Mrs E...is a bitch...Adam let her stare at his ass for almost two years & he gets no thanks at all for this...
Seriously...what the hell?!Comments ()
this is hillarious! I love the picture!Comments ()
Since the original, classic Star Trek was always based around the triumvirat of Kirk, Spock and McCoy I suppose that the good Doctor
just liked to “watch”.Comments ()
no one wants to stare at my ass.. i would even let a crotchity old woman do it.Comments ()
that is fuckin’ awesome!
i was totally into chekhov..Comments ()
I always knew star trek was GAYComment (1)
Q: What did Spock find in Kirks bathroom?
A: The Captains LogComments ()
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arright, being into chekhov is kinda like saying that your favourite member of kiss is peter criss. oh, brother...just joshing tho, no
offencve intended. must....connect........dangling................punchline(baaaa-zing!)
ps--what has nine arms and sucks?Comments ()
im just happy that any sort of impromptu overwritten(or underwritten?) late seventies porno movie situation is unimaginable from a
sheer logistics standpoint----See fig.9.3.1
subject A; approximate standing height = 6’2", or whothafuckknowshowmennycennameeters.
subject B; approximate standing height = 3’9 1/2"
it would be like watching kareem abdul jabbar try really hard to get the lid off the pickles.Comments ()
hehe. funny. coming up from the rear. you must feel so betrayed!Comments ()
Personally, I could never resist the sheer cuteness of Scotty’s accent.Comments ()
so this is why i always felt like scratching my bum when i watched star trek.Comments ()
My brain went numb as soon as you said Star Trek. I just never got that show. But you are still cool in my eyes Gus Greeper!
Comments ()
im wiv ya.spock used to be my dream,mixed breed alien too. but when i found the SHAT was popping it up his vegemite valley.i was
devistated.
i now fancy chewbacca,but im just a tad confused as you cant see his genitals.Comments ()
looks like spock is diving up SHAT to me..
he be the fucker...
not the fuckee.Comments ()
Oh wow...I suddenly feel so gay.Comments ()
You have a good weekend too you hilarious little breast ogler!Comments ()
you have my undivided attention. boobs + chick makeout = full attention + drool. Add to that a green bra and we have something
approaching zen.Comments ()
I am sorry...did you say something? I was staring at your breasts.Comments ()
I love it...zen & the art of boob oooogling.Comments ()
Men can’t help themselves but stare.
You can, but you choose to look anyways.
I like that about you.
Have a great weekend!Comments ()
http://postsecret.blogspot.com/#111791340544035234Comments ()
since when is the most sacred of days, the anniversary of our lord jebus christs birf, all about nudity? baby jeebus was born with a
three piece suit.Comments ()
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i’m so with you on that...my husband is always making fun of me for staring at girls’ tits and asses constantly. and
i’m a grabber too... ha, that’s it, i’m linking to you right now!Comments ()
i agree totally.i wish i had a cupboard full of breasts.one of those big walk in jobs with heaps of shelves.but it would just be wide
enough for me to walk thru,so id get titty tickled as i walked thru by hundreds of NORKS.*sigh*
does anyone out there still play ‘elbow tit’?Comments ()
i love boobs. and now, i love you. rawk.Comments ()
It is not logical for Spock to do the back door boogy with James T. There offspring would be Choclate covered Kiligons. The real
couple are James T and Scotty. Beam me up was code for, get me up big boy, and Captin she’s gonna blow........well that
one is just too obviousComments ()
funny!! well it’s nice to get a different perspective. coming from someone who is larger than average, you don’t really
have to dress skimpy to get attention, sometimes your boobs just get them. i don’t appreciate stares, it depends on the
look/vibes you get. sometimes you are just not in the mood for a pervert!! again it’s if the looking goes on longer than it
should.
interesting post!Comments ()
You know that he hates you for commenting on his balls. He hates you more than Gus hates me!Comment (1)
lets hope theyre his balls and not anyone elses.Comments ()
hannah: my cats hates you a lot.
GS: i agree, but am still wondering if it is his balls or a part of his tail that looks like balls..Comments ()
He looks humiliated, and very angry. I put a new post up for you!Comments ()
holy shit. is that real? it looks like a...bald cat. poor thing.Comments ()
You are lucky that is not your cat or I would have to come down there and kicked your ASSComments ()
you go from posting about boobs to pussy? this may be my new favorite spot!Comments ()
neel: i will be over there asap.
ho: i think it’s a dog?
rhonda: you should see Gus freak out when i try to brush her if i tried to shave her i think she would seriously eat me.
MCG: i aim to please man.Comments ()
i love that in your bio, your link to ellen and your link to oprah point to the same site...
mainly because, i too, believe that they are one in the same!Comments ()
Tell it sista! It’s hard not to stare at breasts, which would explain why we do it all the time.Comments ()
That might be its tail. I don’t think cat balls are that hairy. Although, I don’t know much about cat balls, so I could be
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wrong.Comments ()
MCG: i was totally just trying to piss off all the Oprah lovers. hehe
Paul: in the blown up picture it totally looks like balls but is still hard to tell.Comments ()
he needs help that lad.
im not sure if he fiddled with em,did he????
either way,im off for a shit.Comments ()
geezer: not guilty on all counts, bloody insane i wonder if there will be riots?Comments ()
I thought you were talking to yourself for the first half of this post.
MJ is a freak...what can you do? No parents with half a brain would let their kids sleep with him again though...I think.Comments ()
haha! dad is funny!Comments ()
poor pussy.. how fuckin’ rude does a person have to be to shave a cat.Comments ()
i’ve been known to stare at tits.. if they are shoved out there with plenty of cleavage or hard nipples. i can’t help it. if
they are well concealed.. i still check them out, but i don’t stare.
i used to have dreams about suckling playboy models. with fluffy blonde hair (it was the late 80’s/early 90’s).. and tan
skin.. large round perfect breastsesessessss...
since then.. i know the women that will make out with me.. do not look like that. so i’ve revised my dream.
she’s 40, she’s saggy and she’s got grey hair.. and the carpet matches the drapes.Comments ()
i liked your breast post better.. i hope you read my comment and laugh your ass off at me.
that’s why i said it. Comments ()
Binsk: I talk to myself A LOT but not that much.
Sarah: i agree...i feel crappy today i can’t get anything good to come out. your comment is funny (on breasts) i am laughing
with you not at you man !Comments ()
i know eh? i would never do that to a kitty or any animal. poor thing, he looks SO mad!Comments ()
Not really computer literate but can you not Block her addy?Comments ()
i could block it yes but technically it is his bosses email so i didn’t want to incase eventually something is sent Adam
needs.Comments ()
i prefer to be blatantly rude to anyone that implies that they don’t like me... and ever more so to those that imply that they
dissagree with me! ;()
you should bitch slap her!Comments ()
i would generally be right with you but this woman scares me silly. someone asked me recently who my nemesis was/is and i
couldn’t think of anyone but now i realise it is her for sure.Comments ()
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send her some really lame ones back! like google for the worst unfunny jokes and most obnoxious “if you don’t send
this to 500 people in an hour, your cat will get hit by a car” chain letters and then send them all to her. like 50 in a
day.Comments ()
seriously though,i dont even think the man could get an erection???
hey,you feel crappy!!!! im WELL pissed! ive only got american beer to drink Comments ()
haha GREAT idea! thank you that totally made me laugh!!Comments ()
OR,send her some really explicit filth.anon of course.
hope ya feel better ya....shitty feelin person you.to cheer you up,heres what my gorgeous arse (not ‘ass’) looks like
(_*_) MANLY!Comments ()
i am down with sending filth. totally
thanks for cheering me up guys!
off to bed.Comments ()
we need to vote ourselves a new clown.Comments ()
sweetest of birthdays to you. i have been meaning to link you, but i’m a lazy bastard. i’ll get there one day to be sure.
soon...just...need...energy.Comments ()
you’re better than her. it’s clear to me.Comments ()
I had such a great time at your party. I will one day form my own bowling league and dominate the sport though taking it up about 60
notches!Comment (1)
Totally send her all sorts of bull shit
and then send her porn to! Like the sort that haunts you afterwards.
PS I have decided that I would prefer porn if they wore pantsComment (1)
Cool. I’d never have a bowling birthday party - I only go bowling with people I know I can beat, and there aren’t many
of ‘em.
But I got a 129 once! Your top score?Comments ()
i’d totally be a bitch to her and reply back to every single one of them saying:
“quit sending these re-re fucking jokes you soppy cunt! nobody thinks these are funny.. they don’t make you look or
seem funny. so LEAVE IT!”
then i’d block her, so she couldn’t reply back. people hate to be shut down..Comments ()
Ho: you are right i am, wait till she finds out, i bet she already knows.
Hanner: if they wore pants the poor women stars would get rashes from the rubbing.
Sarah: also a very very good idea. i hope she reads this post and gets the point ! i can only imagine how pissed off the other people
on the list she sends them to are, they will likely all email me and thank me for someone finally telling her to get lost.Comments ()
Ho: thank you muchly. i learned everything i know about shameless self promotion through A.B....long live the memory of A.B. jack
ass where the FUCK did he GO?
Hanner: thanks for coming jerk face
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fist: welcome! thanks for stopping by! i can’t beat anyone, i golf a shit load better than i bowl... i break a hundred here and
there BUT not very often at all. i am no maggie simpson.Comments ()
It’s so funny that you scan everything in!!!!
Happy happy birthday my new internet friend Corinna!! Comments ()
My aunt does that...and I haven’t seen a funny one yet.Comments ()
i totally agree MJ is NOT funny HAHA funny AT ALL.
Thriller rules though man.Comments ()
geezer, if you think American beer is bad try a Molson Canadain , if you don’t barf it back up all over yourself i will be seriously
impressed. they make cool commericals though.Comments ()
It’a bad thing when your golf score is higher than you bowling score.
Happy birthday, you old person youComments ()
Binsk: Thanks for the birthday wishes. i agree totally with your philosophy on birthdays. scanning is the new sure shot.
Dad: 100+ (barely) is my bowling score not my golf score...thank god !! and if i remember correctly i totally kicked your butt last time
we golfed....bet you want a re-match. and do not blame it on the sand wedge it was not the sand wedges fault. heheComments ()
i should TOTALLY give you this women’s email address to give to your aunt...hmmmm it is temping.Comments ()
My score has more to do with my bad swing, poor eye hand co-ordination and general lack of athletic ability, but the sand wedge was
a great excuseComments ()
Happy birthday.
AND, God protects me from tigers, so it’s kind of the same thing.Comments ()
HUSTLER SCARES ME!!!Comment (1)
Happy Birthday!!Comments ()
happy birthday to you!
did you get any butt-plugs???Comments ()
so you’re what..? a raunchy 28 year old?
happy birthday. you look 18 to me.Comments ()
Dad: you golf good you know it !
Paul: thanks!.....i see that 28 years and counting...you go!
Osbasso: thank you kindly!
Sarah: to me to me....no butt plugs yet...i don’t see hanner till thursday though...you never know!
ransom: yes 28, i do look 18 and don’t act a day over 12 on a good day. the looking young thing is only good half the
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time!Comments ()
happy berfDAY sistah! hers hoping you have a great day,and possibly several great sausages too! wOOt!Comments ()
happy day of birth..
i shall take a shot in your honor..
snoogans!Comments ()
do i get sausages too?
i love trylar. he is the scariest motherfucker in recent history. you can shoot him with your bop gun but you cant stop him. some day i
will git you a proper birthday party with a robot pony. my seamonkey is a sweetymonkey. happy 2-dot-8.Comments ()
geezer: sausage be goooooooooooooooooood
MCG: remember to not drink and drive
ABC: hehe robot pony can’t wait.
thanks for all the birthday wishes !!Comments ()
eep. i am late. happy birthday, my dear! i would have partied hard at your party, kissing girls while drunk and all.Comments ()
you totally made it there is an hour to spare!
i have hot girlfriends. i should put up photos.Comments ()
happy birthday!Comments ()
I need an X-box.Comments ()
im linked.atta girl!
hey sistah,i was planning to tell you to throw that PS2 in the trash and get yourself an xbox (as they rule.and chicks get their gear off
for xbox).
HOWEVER(in regards to xbox2),i got my xbox chipped a few weeks ago,and i was talking to the guy in the shop who reckons that i
shouldnt buy an xbox 2,as apparently the mod guys can mod a current xbox,to a xbox 2,for a fraction of the cost.i dont know if this
was a sales pitch or not,BUT,if its true,then itll save you a wad of cash.and itll be YOU whos sliding one up bill gates’ arse.so
it might pay to do some research.
ALSO,you dont need gay memory cards for da xbox.and its joyus.
hows it feel to be a stone throw away from 30?its way cool i tells ya Comments ()
nearly forgot,
Halo is the best FPS ever.the deathmatch arenas are second to none with their vehicles etc.you will love itComments ()
Binsk: if you get one before me i will have steal it.
geezer: i will assign adam to this said research. i have heard that halo rocks ass hard on Xbox. haven’t played it though.
thanks for this advice it will for sure come in handy! i am SO looking forward to getting rid of the memory card. stupid jerks and their
crap memory cards.Comments ()
anytimeComments ()
i’m addicted to Fable on XBox right now. i will play that shit 8 hours a day if i can... it’s HORRIBLE.
i have like 4 wives in 4 different towns. yeah.. you have to MARRY them before they will have sex with you. HOW LAME IS THAT??
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and.. you can beat them. they might divorce you, but so far.. i’ve beaten 2 of them to death! that’s fucking horrible! you
get in trouble for hitting a guard or a villager.. but you can BEAT YOUR WIFE TO DEATH?!?! WTF??Comments ()
i totally mourn the death of Dreamcast.. Soul Calibur was THEE shit when it came to fighting games.
although.. i’ve heard that they made a version of Soul Calibur for X-Box.. i should buy a copy and hang out with
Sarah!Comments ()
geezer is right.. Halo rocks so fucking much that we named one of our kittens Halo.Comments ()
oh and ransom.. Bring it bitch.. i will humble your ass, i am the Soul Calibur QUEEN motherfucker!Comments ()
Sarah/Ransom: you two rule ! i was all afraid when i put up this post that my female readers would be all fuck off don’t talk
about games we hate you..hehehe but i really need to get on the fact that so many girls play now !! we need to start a club an ass
kicking gamer club.
we have one g-f on GTA that we can screw without marrying but we have to have the gimp suit on. NICE. i love the first one you get
the one who always wants to go on the drive bys. she dumped us though. bitch.Comments ()
“bring in the gimp!”
damn.. that makes me laugh.Comments ()
Super Mario Kart is the best game ever. I’ve been faithful to Nintendo since Super Mario Brothers.Comments ()
paul.dont be gay.Comments ()
Paul: yeah don’t be gay mario is gay. but if you love it for real i will forgive you cause my girlfriend Wendy loves that shit too
and she is pretty cool man.
geezer: you tell em man. don’t scare paul off though i want him to be himself and feel comfortable commenting.
heheComments ()
Doom to the love haters! I adore them together only because I adore a great love story - do remember the experience that was The
Notebook? If you refuse to even fathom that there love affair might be for real, we should support them for that reason alone and then
I will make you watch ALL the movies that make me cry like a baby. “I see you Louis, I see you. I’m here - look at me
Louis, I am here for you!!!!”Comment (1)
Oprah will forgive you for hating her. Tom however may sick some of his crazies on you- woops he doesn’t believe in craziesI mean challenged friends who will only succeed with the help of scientology.Comment (1)
Comments ()
So I’m not clear on this, can I read into your post that you don’t like Tom!!!!Comments ()
I know!!! The body language in that picture is so easy to read...there is no way in hell these people are in an intimate
relationship...she really looks like a hostage.
And apparently even when she hasn’t been with Tom (because they are promoting their movies in different parts of the world)
some chick from the Church of Scientology has been following her around! Creepy.Comments ()
THAT’S hilarious.
when i first heard of this unholy union.. i thought to myself.. isn’t he old enough to be her dad?!?! that’s just foul..
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but then again.. go demi moore.. ashton is a fuckin’ hottie.Comments ()
Not to change subjects here, but are you going to post a picture for HNT?Comments ()
hehe. comments are funny. Osbasso quickly becomes my favorite.Comments ()
Hanner: i can’t believe you even admit to liking them. i will find it within myself to forgive you.
David: that made me laugh so hard i am lucky mrs. stupid e isn’t knocking at my door
Dad: he is definitely a member of the Film.Actors.Guild
Binsk: creepy.creepy and then some more creepy.
Sarah: rock on demi, die tom
osbasso: my g-f is bringing her camera tonight i tried to scan my part but it has been broke so i couldn’t get it flat enough, i will
make my HNT debut next thursday
Ho: YOUR comment is funnyComments ()
If you were so inclined, you could still post it tonight. To paraphrase Alan Jackson/Jimmy Buffett--“It’s Thursday night
somewhere....”Comments ()
i can’t hate on tom.. i’d do katie, given the opportunity or the appropriate ammount of ether.Comments ()
i have always harboured a desire to make business cards that describe my job as “scienceologist”. the reason that i
have not put this plan into action is because of the overwhelming similarity to “scientologist”. they have excluded irony
from the church. how dare they. shame.Comments ()
osbasso: i will do my best to make the wait a worth while one. i am going to have to get a camera some how..maybe i will sell stuff or
something or go old school and use my FILM one.
MCG: thanks for commenting anyway. what you have to say about katie is divine.Comments ()
’with her wart face, the warts YOU gave her.’
now thats priceless.
would you love it,by some strange crazy twist in coincidences,that he actually read this? i would pay $$$Comments ()
did you watch the news, this morning? he was...everywhere.Comments ()
They are now engaged- he proposed at the top of the eifel tower.Comment (1)
his antics are getting as old as he is. i hate pushover publicity. i’m glad i’m taller than him so i can step on him.
haha!Comments ()
Oh my GOD! Tom just broke up with Katie at the top of the Empire State Building, leaving her for a younger woman.
Comments ()
i think i am going to BARF.....everywhereComments ()
you are funny!!!! you’ve made your point BIG TIME Comments ()
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you are hillarious, but i am in total agreement. Brooke should kick his 3ft circus midget ass!Comments ()
Great rant!Comments ()
I agree with your sentiments, although I draw the line at “snapper.” Katie’s just in over her head.
God save Dakota and all precocious eleven year-olds.Comments ()
I used to like Tom Cruise, really I did. I thought he had a cute ass. But after he dropped Nicole like a bad habit I instantly got the
feeling that he was queer. This letter pretty much sums up my feelings for him at this point. He’s a skeezebucket, albeit a
rich one. But I still think he’s a queer.Comments ()
I thought therapy was supposed to help you deal with your issues ???Comments ()
Tom caught on Great Wall of China with Alien lover!!!!
Comments ()
I just stumbled across your blog today through blurbomat’s, heh. Funny how DAMN CONNECTING this internet thing is. I
won’t even get started on how many wonderful people I have met through blogs. Because, um, I’m cool or something.
Yes yes.
Dooce is one of my favourite blog reads, too. And, like you, I have started reading some of the blogs from the long line of comments
that used to be left for her.
Your little bit about how if I am here through somewhere that you can find me that you’re probably reading me in secret made
me laugh. Not only has that happened to me, but to think that you would be reading mine was hilarious. In a good way, of course!
Love the blog. =)Comments ()
Andrea: thanks! that was a nice comment, thank you for leaving it! Comments ()
I feel betrayed cause the little picture of the pouty lips and glasses compelled me to read this post, and I despise all celebrities be
definition. Now I know *way* more than I wanted to.
I demand that the little picture be removed.Comments ()
Actually, I haven’t had a chance to keep up this week either. Other than hearing that Pinehurst is kicking their asses! Thanks
for the updates!Comments ()
wimbledon hasnt been the same since the martina navratalova and bjorn borg days.coke addiction,lesbianism,it had it all!
but i do like the fact that they HAVE to wear all white.they look totally gay in other events with their ‘trying to be trendy’
crap,colourful nike gear.
and leighton hewitt,TAKE THAT FUKKING HAT OFF!Comments ()
paul.when i said,’dont be gay’,i meant,’feel free to voice your opinions when and however you feel like
it’.
come and visit me,then we can be gayLORDS together.Comments ()
now i wish i liked golf.Comments ()
Motherfuckin’ word!!Comments ()
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Osbasso: you are welcome! It is kicking their asses it makes me feel good about my game...hehe
geezer: i agree, Hewitt looks GAY. and i like that the Williams sisters have to behave outfit wise.
Ho: today i had my best score ever at the par 3 with 4 over on the back. man i should SO be playing at the open!Comments ()
4 over the back? tell me more about that. i think i know w hat you mean...but i can’t be sure.Comments ()
you are all over the low impact/ non contact sports!Comments ()
Ho: what sports do you like? i would be ineterested to know!
i’m still getting used to my new putter so i really sucked on the front(yesterday was the third time i have used it) but it
FINALLY came together on the back....i got 4 bogeys (1 over par) and the rest of the holes i pared. i got four pars in a row i
don’t think i have ever done that! it is all the putter man! thanks for asking that was nice.
MGC: true except for running.Comments ()
Thats really funny! Yes, bring on Wimbledon! (But not Wimbleton) tee heeComments ()
you are so awesome, corinna. really awesome with a cherry on top.Comments ()
Sports, sports, sports...I love ‘em all...except basketball...can’t get into a bunch of giants throwing balls into hoops that
they can reach.
I was rooting for Tiger...he had on an awesome red shirt...for power...but he still didn’t win.Comments ()
neel: can’t play tenis but sure love to watch it !
Trans: hehe thanks man! so are you. i have a cherry belt buckle.
Chick: sports rule, i love sports. basketball and baseball suck ass and having no hockey sucks but with no hockey i picked up lots
more knowledge on shit like GOLF.Comments ()
Do you listen to Beck whilst drinking Beck’s beer? You should really give his beer back to him since you like him so
much.Comments ()
beck..what can i say of beck? well, he’s a loser baby, but he hasn’t been killed yet, so he must be the
alternative-hipster-bluesy-country saviour. and really, don’t we all need to be saved?
i personally like asshole the best, cuz it’s the worst. and it’s jer’s fave (yup, i said fave) song, and well, we all
know what THAT means!Comments ()
odefuckinlay...
i’m e-mailing you KEEKEE pictures of Maynard James Keekee..
these are a month old, cuz he’s still teeeny weeeeny and fuzzy. he’s all slick and evil now.Comments ()
all right jerk.. what’s your e-mail addy?Comments ()
i work for the NBC affiliate that airs all this..
i have to *“watch” it.
t.v. is crap.i hate it.
sorry Corinna.
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*by watch, i mean monitor.. the signal, blah blah blah.. the fcc could fine me thousands. blah blah blah.. i hate my job.. blah
blah..Comments ()
just click on my name at the bottom of the page and you will be linked right to my email....Comments ()
sarah: dude, no worries...we can’t have everything in common now can we?? I LOVE TV, please TV melt my brain (some
more)!!Comments ()
i used to like beck at one stage.then i found out that his bassist was a scientoligist,and the bassists father was high up in the
scientology church (church????).now i think hes a cunt for not slitting that looneys throat and doing us all a favour.
what happened to that post of all the pics of you and your dad?? i was only joking about the ‘jerk’ bit!!!!!Comments ()
Binsk: i will give back nothing of the sort.
Terra: Jer is an asshole, is that what you mean?
Geezer: shit i totally didn’t know that ! i will have to turn a blind eye. no worries i just put it up FOR Fathers day.Comments ()
this could quite possibly be me being retarded or the fact that i do not have firefox, but the evil fucking internet explorerererer.. but i do
not see a linkage for your e-mail at the bottom of the page.Comments ()
i lah-lah-love beck’s newest album. i loved it so much we bought the cd/dvd set.Comments ()
sarah: you are right in IE it is not there, i am going to add it somewhere better and more obvious.....
Grace: thanks for the visit! can’t stop listening....must turn it off....Comments ()
Did you see that episode of Futurama where Beck is just a head in a jar welded onto the body of a mannequin?
I have.Comments ()
WINNER!
check my blog for prize collecting details!Comments ()
No, No, No! Gus! No! He’s a Scientologist now! Resist!!!
I know it’s hard, I, too, used to love him.Comments ()
I saw Beck on PBS. Great concert.Comments ()
If he were British he’d be better.
I bought 3 cds on the weekend, 2 British bands and an American one.
The British ones are better. Much better.Comments ()
baby you’re a lost causeComments ()
Huh????Comments ()
If I were driking milk right now it would’ve come up through my nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HILARIOUS!!!!!
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I don’t know how I found you (it wasn’t that way though!)Comments ()
That’s drinking with an ENN. Sorry for being mildly retarted.Comments ()
Oh no... im embarrassed.. my face is red. Well, no one will know who i am on account of, I intelligently wrote
“nameless” in where my name is supposed to go. Oh no.. im an idiot.. ouch, my email says it all. Im embarrassed. so
busted....Comments ()
Chick: don’t worry, that tells me that it was not you.
Binsk: mild retardation is caused by milk in the nostrils.
nameless: yes your email does say it all. i am telling your wife RD. oh yes i am.Comments ()
Ok - I will now admit that I found your site when i was looking for porn. I was looking for ass fucks and dick slaps and alas I came
upon gusgreeper.comComments ()
I was looking for my dog...fagboy.Comments ()
i fucking SHUDDER to think what type of searches reveal my site. i’ve written some.. choice stuff.Comments ()
Funny, I was looking for small perky breasts in a green bra and ended up on a gay site first. But better late than never....Comments ()
Hey Gus,
I’ll totally be taking your prize picture today. I reckon geezer should spread his cheeks for the shot but he thinks that’s
too gross. Do you just want arse cheeks, or a bit of anal action as well?
Let us know!
MajaComments ()
maja: arse is fine...being that it could technically end up anywhere!Comments ()
it was me..
i beg for mercy on my search string misbehaviour!Comments ()
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who hasn’t done a search for that at some point?Comments ()
Hey, how do you find out how somebody reaches you with a search-string? I’d like to see how others are finding my
site.Comments ()
BTW, cool pic up top.Comments ()
RN: i knew you were a closet porn lover I KNEW it.
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Sarah: i think you should check!
CP: good thing you came back!
MCG: MERCY granted
sad boy: TRUE
Bugs Butt: i am on a different program than you jerks, BUT i think there is a way ask indygirl i am pretty sure i have seen her post
search strings? thanks on the mastehead!!Comments ()
gus needs a friend.Comments ()
ho: to save her from the cat jugglers? i tried to get her a friend once and she peed all over me. i had to give the other kitty
away.Comments ()
this just about killed me... i was laughing so damn hard. cat barf is lucky.. lol.
runts RULE! maynard james kee kee is a runt. he’s still considerably smaller than his brother. but he tries his best to kill
everything in spite of it.. maybe BECAUSE of it.
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he is slick and evil.Comments ()
People who pick the runts are special.Comments ()
I have a domestic long-hair, and occasionally, when the hairball gets so big she ends up barfing all over. This hair ball is huge too,
the last one was about 15 cm long. I’m surprised the poor cat didn’t choke. Anyways, just thought you might like to
know.Comments ()
paul... there are medications for that.. sheesh.. poor cat.
thanks chindogu. i know i’m “SPECIAL”! ARGH! hehe..
Corinna,
why don’t i just take over answering your comments for you.. kidding.. really..
i was thinking, it would be sweet as FUCK to start a blog for vid gamers.. run by chicks. anyway, just a thought.
-SarahComments ()
I have something for your Cruise hate... http://www.jinxedmedia.com/tomcruise.gifComments ()
that’s hilarious... AND it would fit in with her oprah thing as well. BONUS.Comments ()
i always saw gus as becoming a greeter at walmart. i suppose if she did fall in with the juggling crowd she could take the cover at the
door or sell cigarettes. i dont think that these events have cloakrooms, if they did she could be that....
the barfscoop has spoken.Comments ()
LOL! i choked on my sandwich there, corinna. you are such a jerk and i love you.Comments ()
Sarah: I thought of this blog mainly due to the Opra ref.
Corinna:I linked you, as it was inevitable I would.Comments ()
just about any confrontation can be resolved with vomit.Comments ()
Hey girl we just sent you you prize photo. It’s a classic, use it wisely! We sent it from my brother’s email cause we
couldn’t be bothered logging out of it into one of ours.Comments ()
I think that finger down the throat thing is a stroke of genius...it could solve problems for a lot of people, except bulemics Comments ()
Sarah: funny girl you are! thanks for your help with my comments. always looking out for me...what more could i ask for?
Chindogu: yes yes we are and the proof lies in that I totally COULD of taken the other kitty!
Paul: you know i tried to give gus that hair ball… stop the barf stuff and it totally didn’t work for her. she barfs up nice hair
balls too. they are grey.
Clay: Sarah’s comment is correct. thanks that totally made me laugh almost as hard at the fact that Oprah didn’t look
like she like it at all!! thank you for the link! i will link you as soon as i do more links.
barf mog aka Adam: hah i give your identity away! gus loves you soooooooooo much! (i hate it)
Trans: please don’t die i like your comments man.
Aughra: i agree fully
maja: got the photo...oh boy..ahhhh nice!Comments ()
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Great picture! You even followed the rules about telling a story with a scar picture! Very sexy area of your body!Comments ()
Oh, yeah. Welcome to HNT!!!Comments ()
That is the most clever search string I’ve ever seen on a non-gay-guy blog! Brav-o!
Cool as hell here at gusgreeper! I’ll be back!Comments ()
Scary story - awesome picture~Comments ()
I just want to say I like your blog. Very cool!Comments ()
fuck an “A” dude!
great scar!Comments ()
I love HNT with background story.Comments ()
Awesome picture and story... but OUCH!Comments ()
Amazing story! Great picture!Comments ()
You will forever carry around the story of Cook Islands and scooters. Thanks for sharing
BTW- kick ass picture, oh yeah I took it!Comments ()
hey there! thanks for dropping by!
that’s a great pic..i have to say i find the clavicle one of the sexiest parts of a woman’s body!! *droool*
and here is a clavicle with a story too! tough girls on bikes rule!!
NB: errm.. belated Happy Birthday!!
NBNB: i noticed you’re a huge Tool fan.. YEAH!!! Tool Rule!!Comments ()
i’m gonna sound like an idiot here...
but..
w.t.f. is HNT?Comments ()
Great pic, great scar, great story. I learnt to ride in much the same way in Bali last year. Was very relieved not to stack it. Keep the
bones on the inside I say!Comments ()
That is a cool pic and a cool yet painful story. Next Thursday, more boobs. Comments ()
We have fixed three clavicles this past quarter at work. Rarely happens but when it does it comes in threes, isn’t that what
they say? Glad it turned out okay and scars ROCKComments ()
thank you very much for all the comments and the compliments!
and Moosekahl, thanks for giving my statistic some authenticity!
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Ransom: click on the link at the bottom and it will tell you all about it!
HMS: thanks for taking the photo Comments ()
ouch, baby. but really, i’m still a little bit turned on. sorry for being so forward. =)Comments ()
Jesus fuck, is that real?Comments ()
Okay Stinkypoopoohead, Here I go broken record time, Happy Belated Birthday, but I was really going to say you have a sexy
shoulder, neck and scar. It sounds like an awful ordeal though.Comments ()
So would that make A. Acosta, aka Dr.Gonzo the crazy Samoian, to your HST.Comments ()
Just came by to say howdy....
Howdy.
Interesting photo BTWComments ()
The story is really much more awful. After the crash Dad in an attempt to see if the shoulder or collar bone was broke got the
daughter to move her shoulder and arm around. Ouch
Then the well trained ambulance people arrived. They had been trained at the same medical emergency school as the Dad but got
lower grades. They picked the daughter up one guy holding her ankles the other grabbing under the arm pits and plunked her not to
gentley on the stretcher. We will skip the horror of the hospital, people only go there to die or visit the pre dead. The daughter beeing
broke, battered, abraised, and generally in a fog from hitting her head, had to ride on the back of a motorcycle. Now now only was
that hard but the hospital is on top of the biggest hill on the island with a narrow road, very steep with switch backs, in the rain,
slippery as hell. Now just sitting there takes guts for sure. Doing it under those condidition was all butimpossible. Now the story gets
bad. This was the daughters travel day, return to Canada, but not with the Dad, alone, bruised battered and broken, to make matters
worst the fight was delayed for 6 hours making the wait painful and tiring. Then an overnight in a strange city trying to deal with heavy
luggage. This is one tough kid.
We did have a hike to remember before the crashComments ()
fuckin sweet yo!Comments ()
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! You funny Corinna.Comments ()
I was leaving a message here when you were leaving a message for me!! I would never ban you silly, you are too cool. Comments ()
Chindogu: everything fear and loathing rules
Michael: thanks for popping by i will head over and see you!
i like to scan things.
Sarah: thanks YO!
Binsk: i noticed that! haha i just think it is funny we both always have to double comment cause we type too fast or something! but
good i am glad my bad spelling will not get me banned! that is too cool for school man...back at you!Comments ()
i’m considering participating in HNT now.. thanks.. you bring out my exhibitionist nature.Comments ()
ransom: ahhhh good the more the marrier! and it is totally my goal to get everyone who reads gus greeper naked....or nekkid..nekkid
will do.Comments ()
Trans: no worries i totally want you to want me!
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Neel: thanks! and thanks! you already wished me a happy birthday though..hehe
Dad: thanks for that! now my readers will know i am honest and that i can even be MODEST!! ha haha!! are you sure the flight was
only delayed 6 hours? it felt like 15 or something. the hike right before on the other hand was to this day one of my lifes best
memories.
air new zealand is a KICKASS airline! seriously those jerks were SO good to me! they blocked me out a row of seats so i could lay
down, they woke me up every couple of hours to make sure i was ok AND they helped me apply cream to all of the areas i was ozzing
from. and there were a lot. i met a bunch of kick ass americans on the flight too who really really helped me out a lot. i always wish i
could of thanked them better. NZ also had wheelchairs and people to meet me and help me with my bags. over nighting in LA alone
in that condition was probably the hardest thing i have ever done in my life. air canada sucked ass fucking assholes...i wish i could of
taken air new zealand to my door step!
Comments ()
i thurrully enjoyed reading all these comments an the story goes without saying, or doesnt, holy crap.
i have been listening to the computer songs on the computer out the window whilst reading your shit an its really funny, cuz ill be
reading an scrullin an ill look up over the computer from the chair that is hiked as tall as shell go for a moment an sombuddy will look
up an back over the cpu an grin cuz theyre diggin the tunes from the apartmentwinnow but its like they are my lil chaos emoticons an
when i stop to chuckle or grimace they shoot up a wink or a thummup or the smilin cuz im enjoyin the shit an so my lil emoticons of
wonderment walkin around must be happy!!!!!
wada-tahComments ()
dave matthews looks like that because hes drunkComments ()
you’re melting!!!!
somebody save moldilocks!!!
the horror.Comments ()
i really love that first picture. very wild.
great story. i hope all is well now after the surgery. that sounded rough “sawed them down” ouch!Comments ()
Manic photo - like it and I need more weekends producing more photos of me looking like that - just the way life should be.Comments
()
Creepy. This one looks a bit too much like Darth Sidious. Welcome to the dark side Comments ()
spooky.Comments ()
that scar needs a gentle licking.Comments ()
Ah! Scary!!!! (but a really cool picture!)Comments ()
Very cool photo!Comments ()
I love your new putter cover. I only wish I played or liked golf so that I too could buy putter covers.Comments ()
I think you may want to consider writing a post which will describe the numerous or more so innumerable times you almost
died!Comments ()
HMS: this cover is my driver cover...’rain tamer, the white tiger’ i showed you is my putter cover. i will have to scan
him too!!!!!!
i will forsure do lots of posts in the future on ALL the times i have ALMOST died...like the time i got caught in a gators death roll...that
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one is THE BEST!!Comments ()
canadians are funny with their love of golfing and hockey.Comments ()
i hate sports. but chicks who play are hot... Comments ()
i didn’t get most of what you said.. because i’m neither a tennis fan.. nor a golf fan.. nor a hockey fan.. nor a sports
fan.. really..
forgive me and love me anyway. please!
that said.. i loved.. LOVED the scans of your gator putter glove. LOVED them! not as much as fear and loathing in Vancouver though.
i think you could be on a new “art” thing with using the scanner. very cool indeed.Comments ()
Congrats on your seven pars. I don’t golf, so I assume that’s hella good.Comments ()
Go Maria...& I love your gator.Comments ()
Holy shit. That kicks all my searches’ asses.Comments ()
I can see why that was stuck in customs... he looks dangerous! Reorrrrrr!
p.s. I fixed my links. I had forgotten you. Comments ()
Do you respect people who LOVE the Toronto Maple Leafs???
/ducksComments ()
Ho: in canada if you do not love hockey some people will ask you to leave.
grace: hehe
sarah: well i can’t believe you even read it all then! thank you for that. another benifit to no hockey would be that i will not lose
you as a reader writing about hockey ALL THE TIME !! David turned me on to scanning myself.(he is on my sidebar..a jerk i know)
and then with no camera i went a little nuts and now i am addicted i love it, thanks for loving it too! all i think about now is what i can
scan and i get pissed if it doesn’t work.
BB: thank you kindly!
chick: i will let the gator no you said you loved him.
i love that you love sports!
Indy: yeah no shit eh? i am surprised they let it through at all!
Binsk: i am very glad you asked. i am from toronto. born there. i grew up LOVING the leafs. i have a white home jersey. i wear it.
once i took it off at a canucks/leafs game cause i thought i might get beat up, those games get heated basically half and half fan wise.
people totally get on my case especially during playoffs, i love the canucks to death but i am from toronto....oh the delemiaComments
()
i say we start a blogger fantasy football league.. interested?Comments ()
all toddy will do is break your heart then break your neck. hes like zorro--born with the eternal compulsion for violence in every
situation. this allows them to thrive in their respective fields, but when they are drawn into another discourse they go back to the base
reaction, which is violence. if zorro and bertuzzi worked at a gas station they would murder several people unwittingly. tisk tisk, toddy.
shoot the goddamn puck.
GREG ADAMS RULES!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
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i like gators. and this was, like, hot damn, missed you, corinna! sorry i haven’t been around much. xx.Comments ()
Spock you ready? Bones, we dont need anymor samples! We have to get out of here! Okay beam us up Scottie!Comments ()
darlin,that gator cover is so gay......its awesome.
quite similar to my bottom really.
golf is considered the gayest of the gay over here.yet everyone plays it.go figure that one out.why have you not posted my ARSE yet?
are you being selfish by keeping it to yourself?i fink you are.Comments ()
Yes -- Fuck the Red Wings!! (and their progeny fans)
Evil Russian Bastards....Comments ()
OK, you can have Britney. But Oprah can eat shit and die.Comments ()
MCG: YES!
Adam: zorro rules
trans: thanks! i know you had a million questions to prepare
Neel: i would love to travel star trek style
Geezer: welcome back man! i am glad you had a good week off! i think golf is totally gay too but i love it! i have plans for your arse
photo...just you wait!
Cactus Prick: awesome you are red wings hater!!!!!!!! i will have no choice but to link you now.Comments ()
Jen: thank you seriously, even though i enjoy bashing britney i still love her. Oprah should eat shit and die, i am totally with
you!!Comments ()
Anyone who cheats on Justin Timberlake has got to have severe mental issues. Not that I should talk (about severe mental issues
not cheating on Justin *sigh*)Comments ()
i have always.. seriously.. hated her. she wasn’t created for women.. she was created for the middle aged dads that want an
excuse to take their kids to a concert..
she has no talent.
she can’t really sing.
she can’t write worth a fuck.
and
she looks plastic.
she’s trash. you can take the girl out of the trailer, but you can’t take the trailer out of the girl. she’s so fucking
t.t. it hurts.
the game sounds like the shit though.
thanks for ranting on that stupid fucking song and that stupid fucking recording “artist” i use that term
loosely.Comments ()
Binsk: i saw him when he was here filming a movie. i almost died on the spot but i was driving so i had to totally keep it together and i
was with adam, so you can imagine how big of an ass i made of myself.
sarah: dude, i so agree with EVERYTHING you wrote up there. i wish i knew where the sick demented part of me that loves her
comes from. if she asked me to never wear shoes in another gas station bathroom for the rest of my life. i would do it man. i
would.Comments ()
only an alien could survive such a place barefooted. That’s also why you still like her; she uses telepathic mind
control.Comments ()
I’m still a Britney basher. I can’t stand the skank. Because she truly is a nasty ass ho. And her husband is a
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skeezebag too. He makes me want to take a shower just looking at him. Oh and Britney needs to be given a Clearasil contract due
to the amount of the shit she wears on her face. Again I say, ICK.Comments ()
You’re killing me...Comments ()
hehehe. i wonder if she even knows how to spell prerogative... hrm...
i wonder if she had to have her PR agent look it up for her when someone told her it would be a good idea to redo it.
i think bobby and britney should get together.
ooh, did you see the SNL skit with ashton kutcher and he’s acting as though he were kev? and “kev” has his
own underwear line called... wait for it... federline.
and he’s just rolling around on the bed with it on and he says, “i might look like i stink... but i don’t.”
okay. it was waaaay funnier when it was on SNL.... fuck.Comments ()
now i know this is going to sound like a bite from the Weekly World News but i love to make theories that are impossibly obscure..... in
order for britney to avoid the future divorce and annanicolesmithness she must take drastic action and action the plan now!!! picture
this--britney breaks down, she flails out of bed too late tossing her lobster claws for her smokes but she realizes despite last nights
box of wine that they are floating in the bathtub and have turned into little soaking mummy cigarettes and she screams at the sky in
rage and confusion and fear and before she knows what happened she is exiting her escalade into a flower bed in front of angelina
jolies place and good ol angelina takes her to the jungle and they adopt russian quadrouplets who will form a righteous swedish metal
isnpired metal band and they will rage like the pyre and britney will triumph and be a statue of virtue from which the yuri and ilya and
coeurva and biscuits will draw purity and wisdom and the strength to rock as hard as iceland blows.
SHE WILL RISE AGAIN!!!!! TELL THAT CRAZY HACKERS BITCH TO PUT THE MOTHERFUCKIN KETTLE ON!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
dude...
crossroads is fallback spank material.. and nothing more.Comments ()
i’m on it like bukakke...Comments ()
To each their own. I won’t judge you for liking Britney Spears. That’s what she was designed for.Comments ()
id love to see britney in some humiliating porn.i mean,shes selling sex really isnt she?otherwise she could look like a warty crone and
no-one would care.oh yeah,and it would have to involve some anal.
madonna,shes the same.i’d be interested to see how many songs she’s written.i mean,the WHOLE
song.lyrics,chords,middle eight,chorus,intro,riff,hook etc.
dude,i HAVE to have the volume up when im playing a game.i gotta hear the screams and explosions etc.its really cool on some
(xbox) games cos you can play music from your hard drive along with all the other sound effects.it really pisses me off when games
dont have this option.i read that one games company didnt give the option as it might ruin the ‘atmosphere’ of the
game.fukk your atmosphere,i wanna hear some pumpin drum n bass whilst i dismember aliens.CUNCE!
crossroads gave me a huge bone too.it was so,so....realistic.Comments ()
cool Comments ()
crossroads? seriously?Comments ()
Brittany provides so much bizarre entertainment.Comments ()
All of these comments made me laugh laugh and laugh!
thanks y’all for not KILLING me for this little birtney bit i knew writing on the little skank was a risk! oh and thanks for not
judging me too!
i didn’t LOVE crossroads but it was NO WHERE near as bad as i thought it was going to be!Comments ()
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i’d hit it.Comments ()
ho: I SO KNEW THAT IS WHAT YOUR COMMENT WOULD BE!! HAHAComments ()
Oh Britney- I wish I could say that I didn’t watch your show everytime it was on, but alas I did. Brit, you scared me how gross
you look when you aren’t on stage. You only have about 10 strands of hair and bad skin. Rest and relaxation will do wonders
for youComments ()
I too don’t think it is lazy not to wear makeup
Though I usually wear makeup to work as it is expected and a facet of the part I need to play. I prefer to not wear any makeup in the
summer as my naturally extremely fair skin gets a little color. Otherwise in the winter- bring on the bronzer and blush! In the winter, I
am so pale that I look like a walking corpse. I know some people think that is hot (like Marilyn Manson etc) but I do not.
PS - Kiks. I should totally dress up like a mummy for halloween. We need to start collecting white fabric asap!Comments ()
MAC is very reasonable compared to Clarins and all that bull shit!Comments ()
The only make up I even own is a bottle of white nail polish (and that is to color in paint chips on my car) lol, CheersComments ()
i wear makeup. but not a lot. i have NO FUCKING IDEA how to apply eye makeup... shit. or blush. what do you do with it???? shit...
anyway. yeah. whatever. fuck them all.
btw, i liked the line about your insecurities... i feel you.Comments ()
hey, anyone who thinks that it’s lazy for women to not put on makeup is just full of crap! my mom has never put on any
makeup all her life.. and she works 9-5 everyday! lazy?! NO WAY!!
i really admire women who know what looks good on them, and are bold enough to stick with that.. much much better than those
skanks who will wear pounds of the stuff on their faces!! so don’t worry too much about it.. and you go girl!! Comments ()
Have you ever disliked someone immensely, and didn’t know why? Strangely enough Corinna, its wierd.. Michelle Audet, I
hated her with the intensity of the hot hot sun. I never put in the effort to really get to know her, but disliked her so, in that you could
tell she was high on herself, and could give two shits about anything else. It seems like she was one of those types that cared only
about what was currently within her two foot bubble. I’d love to debate with her on the finer things in life, then when she got
all embarassed, fight her to the death... I’d force feed her meatloaf, then feed her to a pack of wild squirrels (on account, it
would be an embarrasing death.. think Legends of the Fall, when Brad Pitt died an honorable death against a grizzly, but the
opposite). Haha, its good to know that my general idea of her was kind of close. Oh, Makeup and chicks? Only good when its done
when i can’t notice it. I can see it being used for maybe complexion reasons, but a gal shouldnt have to use it. I can’t
wait til its cool for dudes to use it...Comments ()
i hate that ps site. makes me itch with sickness of others.Comments ()
HMS: i am totally dressing up as a sock monkey for halloween this year.
Rhonda: i love it!
grace: no shit..when i do have to wear blush i have no fucking clue. none. eye shadow also, no fucking clue. none.
s! awesome there is total hope then!! your mom obviously rules.
Robby Robertson: yeah you know had she not popped the tires on my car, i would of left that part at ‘some bitch....’
but honestly it felt really good to write that. and she didn’t do two tires at once either...she popped one i fixed it and then she
did it again. i know i use the WORD hate loosely but there are not many people or things that i really, genuinely hate...but i seriously
still hate her. everyone has certain things that are near impossible to fully let go of that is one for me. for the longest time i really
believed everyone LOVED her!!! BAH!!
Ho: i totally respect your opinion Comments ()
i think i totally need to cut down on the use of the word totally. fuck.Comments ()
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there’s TOTALLY nothing wrong with using totally...
totally. Comments ()
make-up makes me feel like i’m trying to be someone i’m not.
i’m all about being myself.Comments ()
I think women who wear little or no make-up are hot! A little can be nice when used as an accent of ones natural beauty, but a lot of
women walk around looking like badly drawn cartoons. Make-up has just become another commodity which corporations try to
convince us we need more of than we really do. All in the name of a greasy dollar.Comments ()
makeup is for actors. but lots of people are going around thinking that they are in competition with all us other people, but i am happy
for the people who succeed in their little personal triumphs....it takes nothing from me. im sure most of it is habitual, but that doesnt
make it harmless, more like a symptom. i think itd be better if everybuddy wore none and got wrinkly wif laffs.Comments ()
Women who don’t wear makeup are lazy???? That person is obviously timewarped from the 50’s. I agree with what
you say GusGreeper.
I also think that makeup is only good for making ugly people look prettier.Comments ()
Oh yeah, check this site out:
www.grouphug.us
It’s fucked up.Comments ()
well, you know I’m{ all for the post secret.Comments ()
dude.i totally hate make up.your face is YOU! not a canvas.ive had makeup on before for a laugh,and it felt hideous!whats with
foundation????????????!!!!!!!!!!
i HATE it when girls with bad skin apply mountains of foundation,YOUR SKIN CANT BREATH!!!!!it looks so much worse.
try drinking water and not eating mcdonalds.
dont do it girls.make-up is for slutZ!Comments ()
Some makeup is nice - especially if you feel like you may need a little bit of cameoflag on the day you are wearing it or if you jut feel
like being super girly. I think by lashing out, to whatever degree, at those who wear makeup you are acting just as ignorant as those
say all women should wear makeup. Just a thought!Comments ()
oddly, i like makeup. i cannot live without my lip and cheek tint. i love being superficial like that.
but really, why so insecure? you’re damn fine, lady.Comments ()
This comment is unrelated to this post, but I wanted to alert you of some Bizarro-Brittany goodness here.Comments ()
Let me try that link again. Bizarro BrittanyComments ()
haha thanks!!! I totally read go fug yourself, I love it! and i LOVE when they get britney! man she is so gross WHY DO I LOVE HER??
i keep meaning to link the fug site..i should get on that the photos of her ‘bump’ will only keep geting
‘better’. and those girls are so bloody funny!Comments ()
wooha!! how did you get that blurry effect by the way?!Comments ()
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Awesome!!!!!!!!!! What a sexy scanner girl! I haven’t done my HNT pic yet but I promised so I will get on the soon. Comments
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Great pinkness today!
Maybe I’ll be ready by next Thursday.Comments ()
OOOOOOOOOh THAT is a very VERY cool picture...Comments ()
I love tits.Comments ()
gurrrr gus.. very gurrr.. and i love scans, i’m going to have to get into it.Comments ()
I think we should all chip in and get you a digital camera. These pictures could be a lot clearer if we weren’t all so cheap!
Who’s with me?? So far there’s $5 in the pot.
I didn’t stop coming by, I just didn’t comment.
I just finished watching Sharapova lose. I’m so sad, I think I might love her, but I’ve said too much. Anyways, Happy
Canada Day!!Comments ()
i love you.Comments ()
That’s a very cool picture. I wish I had more to say but I’m too, uh, agog.Comments ()
Two good reasons for coming to this blog.Comments ()
grace: totally
sarah: me too as much as i can.
chindogu:i agree
adam: whatever i catch you in my pink eye shadow all the time.
maja: maybe it was some super old lady that wrote it...stuck way way back...that site is creepy, i like the post cards better for sure.
clay: thanks again for sending it i totally love it.
geezer: too much makeup is always gross if you are going to wear it, less it totally more!
HMS: i think it is just opinions.
i was more trying to get across the point that i just don’t think it relates to laziness but personal prefs.
trans: i do wear it, just not much and not a lot. it can of course look good! (just not too much) i am pretty secure....(now) i have just
always worn all of my emotions on my sleeves so the insecurities i do have are pretty obviousComments ()
LOOOVE the effect you get with the scanner. I’ve been slow to visit your site because I’m on dial-up and my computer
often freaks, but I’m glad I made it! I’ll be back!Comments ()
s!: thanks!! i added the edit for new readers.
Binsk: you did have a boob up yesterday....
Chick: you totally should
emily: thank you kindly!
DLAK: me too
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sarah: do it man
Paul: yes i guess i was talking about britney and makeup...hehe very sad about sharapova..crying rivers of tears for her right now...my
key board is getting soaked.
maybe i will set up a paypal donation thingy..that’d be rich.
ho: mission accomplished
Chris: thank you i am flattered
Bugs Butt: i have never been happier to have two breasts in my life
Andi: welcome thanks for stopping by. scanning is the new sure shot!Comments ()
Damn girly! You bare all huh? :o)Comments ()
i am compelled to respond to any reference to hunter s thompson. you know your masters! very cool site. nice treatment to the
pics.Comments ()
Holy shit- that’s the coolest pic I think I’ve seen! I love your bra! Comments ()
Yo, this site rocks. I will be back often grace à HNT.Comments ()
In spite of the fact it looks like you’re about to pop out here, I think I prefer the green bra. But we’ll take anything on
HNT! Wonderful, as usual!Comments ()
sweet boobs, awesome pic, so artsy lookingComments ()
awesome photo!!Comments ()
You really put ‘em on the glass! Great pic.Comments ()
LOVE the photo...and understand the buying bras in bulk when you find your size.Comments ()
Too funny! I liked Top Gun and Risky Business but I was only a teenager and didn’t know any better. I tell my kids that
EVERYTHING in Hollywood is FAKE. The sooner they learn that the better.
Your open letter fits in nicely with my post. Did you read the other one I did from a few days ago? When Katie “Dear God
woman get away from him!” Holmes has decided that she will raise her children in the “church” of Scientology?
Scary stuff, man.Comments ()
shit. i’m out to get you, foxy lady. you wear pink like it should be worn. sweeeeeet.Comments ()
Guero is the bomb. My favorite songs are Girl, Que Onda Guero, Hell Yes, and Scarecrow. The album is so easy to listen and
makes for superb driving music.Comments ()
this is a scan?!! wow, it’s amazing. great shot. you look great in pink Comments ()
i am also an honest person and i say what’s on my mind. i have also learned how many people are not, sadly. A big lesson
was understanding other people’s point of view. It seems sometimes there is something to learn from everyone if we just
open our eyes.
about the make-up thing. i also don’t wear a lot. it is amazing all those who really pile it on. to each her own. i like how you
said you wear your insercurities on your sleeve, that’s great because it is soon as comfortable with who you are which is an
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attractive quality.
great post girl!Comments ()
me likey your boobies.
me like whole bunch.Comments ()
wow, that’s such a cool pic.
32C would be damn near impossible to find. i have a hard enough time finding 36B bras. they always have enough 34Bs but not
enough of my size.Comments ()
Hi...the photo is wonderful...mainly the effects...nice job...keep it up...Comments ()
Anonymous on Jul 1 2005, 00:57
nice knockers.and youre right.my ARSE maybe wouldve ‘soiled’ the moment.although i think you should search for a
chewbacca in your local nerdy collectable shops and see just how much better your bristols look with him perched between
them.Comments ()
see how many comments you get when you post titty photo’s?Comments ()
geezer cracks me up!
yeah. very nice bra looks comfy... how’re you liking it so far?
32C??? dayam. Comments ()
that’s how you get 30+ comments.. post a HN photo..
i’m doing it.. that’s all there is to it.Comments ()
Nice little story there. Are you looking forward to the fireworks display tonight or do you not give a rat’s ass? Have a great
weekend and thanks for posting. It has been a struggle to find new blog posts today.Comments ()
who is this fuckbag? i want to know who i’m headed up to b.c. to kick the shit out of.
he’s so negative, why does he bother breathing one word to another person? let alone my sweet gus!Comments ()
egan: we don’t get fireworks downtown anymore on canada day. totally lame.
sarah: isn’t really about anyone is just a poem. thanks though glad you got my back! parts of me in it for sure...but not about
any one person.Comments ()
.....guy bursts into the shrinks office covered completely in saran wrap an yells at the doc “whats WRONGWITH
ME?!?!?!?!”
doc sez “i can clearly see your’re nuts”Comments ()
What an amazing post
we look back now and wonder why we ever surrounded ourselves with such men. we thought they cared for us and would support us
in our quest to grow. in the end all they could do was try to stifle our nature and our essense in order to lift themselves up. in the end,
we were able to walk away even though we thought we would never do any better, in the end this will forever be one of our great
triumphs.Comment (1)
Lorena, i totally agree. accepting oneself is never easy but is very rewarding even if those times aren’t for long enough...they
get longer each time and it keeps getting easier, even when the hard is super hard.Comments ()
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oohhh. i thought he was real. would have bludgeoned him to death with a mallet.
you’re too sweet, my pretty.Comments ()
i love it!! he’s gorgeously insane looking!Comments ()
Fabulous...just like you my friend Comments ()
a joker vulcanComments ()
dude,you must be,like the best drawer i know.
that could be spocks older brother,you know that dont you?Comments ()
gad zooks, cbomb. i thought it was an ode to me and my messed up relationship, and then it sounded like my dad,
pre-i-care-about-you-cuz-i’m-dying-of-cancer. powerful, and shudder-y.Comments ()
this is clearly the love child of spock and the joker...
or a shockingly good rendition of my uncle wolfie.Comments ()
corina corina corina.....i have been here to your site, i just didn’t comment, cause i had nothing witty or useful to say. i will say
now that i really like the picture, and he seems to have a jay leno chin...oh, and i really really really really dig your kickass website,
it’s cool like a penguin with sunglasses....Comments ()
It looks like that Vulcan could use some Oo-Mox. I know a Dabo Girl who would be more than happy to oblige.Comments ()
this is deep. i like the last line. i always love strong endings like this!Comments ()
too funny. nice full lips Comments ()
Cool!Comments ()
aiiiiiiii! can i pose for you?Comments ()
on second thought.its shit.Comments ()
Nice work. I do stick men only and they are not very good.Comments ()
adam: baby, you are like sooooooooo funny!
Sarah: he is totally insane.
Binsk: thank you seriously...i have never drawn anything before...don’t tell though.
Clay: yes it is all in the lips!
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Geezer x 2: oh so first you love it and now it is shit? moody are we? i think he IS Spocks brother and that is why he wanted me to
draw him. but he wouldn’t tell me nothin.
MCG: it is your uncle wolfie.
Arthur Decko: thank you glad you commented!!!
Chindogu: he is gay man. GAY
lorena: he is wearing WAY too much lipstick right now i will have to talk to him about that.
Trans: yes yes i will gladly. send me a photo..or i will just draw my impression of Bjork.
Chris: normally i stick to stick men too!Comments ()
I was going to send one in. It came into my head straight away. I think the postsecret thing is an interesting idea but I’m easily
impressed by most things.Comments ()
ok.i want to internet alien root himComments ()
up the buttComments ()
i haven’t met any vulcans yet.. but i don’t think it will be too long.. will send ‘em right over to you when i do!
Comments ()
oh god, i needed a good laugh! this is so absurd that it makes me so very happy. now i’m glad i came, lol.Comments ()
arthur decko is so right, i feel like i’m not witty enough to post anything here. i think that all of my intellect would need to be
sapped in one comment to get it right.Comments ()
MYSTERY,you is da wittiest geezer i know called mystery.hence you can post here.Comments ()
control anger you do not. control you, the anger does, mm hmm...Comments ()
Hannah: i never punched anyone though. not hard anyway.
Trans: had i of beat up everyone who picked on me i would be the ultimate of all ultimate fighters
Terra: thank you this is one of my favorite poems.
lorena: even when i was young and a teenager and being picked on so badly everyday i knew even then people that put that much
effort into making my life a living hell were in a hell of their own.
maja: thank you kindly!Comments ()
i think youre fibbing and really,youve just had a HUGE joint.Comments ()
Has the anger done you violence, or are you violent because of your anger.
What is your motivation, or should I ask inspiration?Comments ()
I especially enjoy his juicy vulcan lip-things.Comments ()
Awesome. I’m training my cat to cut lines of coke.Comments ()
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Adam: wisdom you have such, mm hmm...
geezer: well geezer if i had you’d see it in my eyes
SafeTinspector: i used to be a violent nutter but i have totally learned how to control my anger and my temper but it gets the better of
me sometimes. i have been really sick lately and just frustrated with it.Comments ()
Geezer: good cause the only thing he did tell me was that he is up for some ass sex pronto
s!: sweet please do and put in a good word for me all they know of me at present is that i do shitty protraits
MT: i consider myself an intellect and a nutter. i can go either way. keep reading you’ll see.
ST: yes those lips do seem to be turing on my readers. a lot.Comments ()
And they say dogs are smarter than cats.Comments ()
I was just over at Lightning Bug’s Butt, and I’ll never die, I promise. Comments ()
Hey you ain’t fucking nobody’s ass unless I say you can!Comments ()
One of the many reasons I like cats better!Comments ()
teach my, little kitty!
p.s. make a gusgreeper button, go!Comments ()
OMG.. that is hilarious!! heheheh!!Comments ()
this is so pretty structurally. like ee cummings without the tan. periods and all. and the emotions justified by the curtness. i like. love.
with a capital L.Comments ()
if the cats so smart, then why is he taking pot?Comments ()
Trans: thanks so much! i am always shy and nervous to post my poetry.Comments ()
its an evil looking little fukker too.Comments ()
I think he/she’s cute and talented! And fluffy...always good. Unless you’re a man, I like my men smooth.Comments ()
I like it, a lot.Comments ()
very cute Comments ()
“these are my lips in silence” love this line! i’ve never thought how words written down (and not spoken) can be
seen this way and these emotions running in your head, the way you wrote it really makes it more intense. i think eyes never lie,
unless when they are looking down.
i’m glad you are sharing your poetry
look forward to more!Comments ()
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btw, i had missed it, glad you pointed it out & i’m flattered i also value your feedback thanks!Comments ()
i like it.. almost as much as Trans does. maybe even more.Comments ()
cute kee kee.. and talented. god, it’s been ages since i’ve been high.Comments ()
The bike you made for him KICKS ASS! I love the chain it looks very realistic but at the same time liek he could take it off him bike
and beat people with it. I think you should dram a picutre of Lance beating people with his bike chain- I would dig it hard!Comment (1)
my brother in law had testicular cancer as well.. he survived. when lance came on the scene my bro-in-law was going thru it at the
same time. he felt a connection as i think a lot of people did. i think he’s fucking awesome and i hope he wins 7.
on your bike, of course. because the chain is obviously cast of lightning.Comments ()
You are so fucking cute!Comments ()
thank you ladies! i value your opinions a lot!!Comments ()
chris is right. and what’s this bum pumping i hear so much of?Comments ()
I think bum pumping is very similar in genre to pussy humpingComment (1)
I imagine Lance Armstrong shoots blanks, so he doesn’t have to “pump her up the bum”. If the cancer
didn’t render him sterile, I’m sure the steroids did.
I just looked up some Sheryl Crow lyrics though I come round, around the hard way
Bring you comics in bed, scrape the mold off the bread
And serve you french toast again
Well, o.k. I still get stoned
I’m not the kind of girl you’d take home
If it makes you happy
It can’t be that bad
If that doesn’t scream “I love it up the ass” then I don’t know what does. I love the ‘anal sex /
french toast’ metaphor.Comments ()
hannah:yes i do hope to see him hop off the bike and beat the jerks that won’t let him threw the crowds. bitches leave your
purses at home!
sarah:thank you very much for sharing.i am very glad your b-inlaw got better! he is an incredible man. i am obsessed with reading on
him and shit, totally obsessed.
chris: awww thank you!! :0)
ho: awww thank you!! i have an obsession with bum sex like you do with vagina blood or something like that
but that DOES NOT mean i HAVE ass sex...i DON’T!
paul:yes i totally think he would be shooting blanks i was using ‘pump’ as a verb...like pump up your bike tire...i am
just into the motion of him ‘pumping’ cheryl up the bum...that kind of thing, i just ‘feel’ that lance would
totally be into the bum sex....just a feeling.Comments ()
Viva le ass pounding! And a beautiful illustration - the only thing missing is the patch on his jersey that says “Fuck the
French.” But then, I guess winning 6 tours in a row says that all by itself.Comments ()
now that drawing is HOT,TOTALLY FUKKING HOT!
and HES totally HOT cos hes got no balls but is totally up for ASS PUMPING!
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corinna draws good.
dude,we know youre not up for ASS SEX.we just know.
anyway,i spoke to adam and he said that you guys have tried it and you totally pooped all over his knob.yuk.Comments ()
and,would i look like a total knob if i said,’whos cheryl crow’?Comments ()
this drawing makes me feel affirmed in my chadulthood and its taking of so many bad things and really fun things. its just like ralph
steadman--theres a quality of emotion, a striving to make it beautiful an cornucopic but it is measured by the negative, each black has
a white somewhere so we are taken away but the one we cant see digs its fingers into our necks, not falling but not safe either. i also
love cutting off his junk. if you asked him, hed probly say that having no balls in texas is the only way to go. you cant catch me with all
that jiz!!!!! so long suckers!!!!!!!
if i may, i would like to address gizzzardz as well::::
cheryl crow is a pseudo-folk-feminist-singer/songwriter. now the problem with this one is that you are never sure if shes being ironic or
not, so we are always left wondering is she clever insightful and pretentious, or does she just have a knack for writing bumper
stickers? lets put it this way...shes not in a band....so why does she play bass?Comments ()
cute you make me want to start drawing again, well sketching, not that i’m good but love doing it nonetheless.Comments ()
i should get this guy to ride my bicycle to norway. spare me the pain in my bum.Comments ()
I don’t think he’s gonna win anything without legs.. not even bum pumping..Comments ()
thank you! thank you! thank you all, you are all too kind. really. my skills are crap and you know it!! but keep sending the love keep
sending the love....
GO LANCE!!!!Comments ()
You dont seem to be a jerk from some of your writing that I enjoyed here. It is nice place.Comments ()
a bum c, thank you for your explanation.does she need a bullet or is she any good?well,actually,you answered that.chicks shouldnt
play guitars and dont you just love the taliban?Comments ()
that happened to me.although i got bashed for wearing the bikini.
it did look a tad gay.
is there a part 2?Comments ()
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
whew.. that must’ve been some experience!Comments ()
geezer: no not really i didn’t tell my parents what happened until we got back to Terrace..i was a scared kid and stuff..but they
were like, if you had of told us that we would of been OUT of that hotel within minutes. i didn’t see ‘the guy’
again for the rest of the time we were there.
ff: did you read it?? haha it wasn’t rad to go through in real life...oh yes that is right i whored your tag boards with RAD!!!
s!: the older i get the more scary i find it to look back on. if he had anything sane to say to me he would of approched me around
people at the pool etc. of course i look back now and am like...why didn’t you just call the front desk? but i was FROZEN and
scared seeing that stupid special in Fort Meyers likely saved my life.Comments ()
shirazi: thanks for stopping by!! i just think people in general are jerks...whether i like them or not...myself included.
geezer: i’ll let a bum c know you responded...he is at work right now. i personally enjoy Cheryl Crow i think adam does too,
but she like most artists sells out on occasion and she did this song about sun and surfing and shit and she is supposed to be so
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ROCK and it was so Britney pop. i, like a lot of her fans wanted to throw up and die i think. but over all she is pretty good.Comments
()
this is one occasion where I solemly believe that you almost died. had this happened to me i would have most likely crapped my
pants. Goddess has blessed you with more lives than gustoferson.Comment (1)
yeah, your little problem would kinda make bum pumping no fun. but i’m sure lance enjoys it, he seems like he’s just a
kinky bastard like that. a kinky bastard that’s going to ben jan ulrich over his knee and give him a good spanking for being
such a sub-par opponent!!!!Comments ()
MT: i totally agree i totally just see him loving ass sex.
i hope he spanks ulrich with the sweet chain i made him...he must feel like such a loser having never beaten lance and this is his last
chance...hahahahaha good luck!!! (i totally like Ulrich though cause i LOVE ze Germans!! loVE Them!!! so i shouldn’t bash
him too hard!)Comments ()
Wow. My heart was beating fast for you. Do you still get scared...thinking back on it?
At times like that...I think we might have an angel watching over us.
You described the loneliness of being an only child perfectly. I’m not one...but I can see what you mean.Comments ()
last summer, a friend and i were walking along the beach in Naples (near Ft. Myers!!) and this old guy comes up to us and offers us
money and booze if we would go with him to his apartment nearby!! WTF?!! something very wrong with that area! in fact a kid got
bitten by a shark near there last week too!Comments ()
Wow. That is crazy! Good for your Spidey senses and Dateline.
After reading that story I’m going to have to have two kids. Better get busy.
BTW excellent writing skills chick!Comments ()
To be honest, no, I couldn’t be bothered. No offence, but I don’t read much at all except for what I actually write, and
the comments people make on that. I’d like to say “plus this and that”, but mostly I just scan the occasional
thing out of politeness. Call me narcisstic if you like, I’m unlikely to read it anyway.
But heh! You had a subtle influence on my latest post. See if you can spot it. I think you might like it.Comments ()
if you won’t call him narcissistic.. i will.
Corinna.. did you see the guy again? did he continue to stalk you or did he stop because you knew that he knew that you knew what
he was up to!?
that’s scary, i’m ultra-paranoid when i stay at hotels.Comments ()
Whoa. Some sex-offender crazed fucker. Glad you kept him on the other side of the door.Comments ()
Picasso himself would weep in envy.Comments ()
Your insane.Comments ()
Hannah: me too
Chick: i agree. i do get totally freaked thinking back on it.
s!: i am super glad i didn’t get shark bitten while i was there!!
Binsk: yes you have too have two for sure!!! thank you kindly for the compliment! those shows totally suck too, odd how fate works.
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fist: i saw that, very RAD indeed!!
sarah: no i didn’t see him again he must of stalked on....scary to think. i have often thought of looking up papers from around
that date in Daytona to see if shit went down but it would be impossible to tell i am sure, and i don’t REALLY when it comes
down to it, want to know.
Bugs Butt: me too! and that is what i have always figured if he had good intentions im sure he would approached me at the pool or
something.Comments ()
i’ve submitted photos to kitten wars.Comments ()
Hee. I, too, am an only child, and I feel the same way that you do.Comments ()
i think david lynch lives in a hotel. and theyre so dang dirty that i cant even think about it but i love hotels so much too. they have
breakfasts and lobbies and often bars. dennys. the horrific toy claw. motor lodges are sublime cause so many people die
there.Comments ()
...david lynch is nucking futs. i knew that when i watched wild at heart. first 5 minutes of the film. nicholas cage beats some guy to
death..Comments ()
thank god for television. that’s what i say.Comments ()
Love your work, greeps
I think the next picture should be someone with a digi cam taking a picture of you while you are scanning. Sort of a ‘behind
the scenes’ documentary Comments ()
nice reading.....
wonderful....
see you again...Comments ()
oh dear. i would have fresked out. then walked around with a baseball bat afterwards.Comments ()
Whoa, that’s so creepy. Lucky you’d seen that Dateline report on tv! Just goes to show gut feeling is da
shit.Comments ()
God... who knows what would have happened if you had opened the door... at 16 I was just stupid enough that I probably would
have.Comments ()
hi, i wandered to your blog from lorena’s--i noticed your avatar. i have a cat that looks just like your cat. i adopted him (my cat
is male) when he was about a year old but i always wondered what he would look like as a kitten. (now, i know) your kitty is sooo
cute.Comments ()
Very well written and captivating story. Did the guy look anything like Lance Armstrong by the way? Just wondering.Comments ()
First time here. Nice blog. Will surely come back here.Comments ()
BB: yeah man i totally hope trek is not pissed i stole their design. i don’t want to get sued. granted my design has a way way
way cooler chain.Comments ()
Awwwww!
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Dude, Jack White is going to love you.Comments ()
aughra: it is good to you know you feel the same i don’t get to talk to too many other only children.
ab carpark: that is why i love the movie identity.
sarah: nuts totally but Lost Highway RULES! i LOVE that movie.
ho: in this case yes i totally agree
avik: thank you!! see you again!
trans: if it happened today i would totally try to beat his ass or at least stick my thumbs in his eyes.
maja: totally makes me believe in something man, if i hadn’t of seen that show i would of straight out just opened the door
without a second though..the town i lived in before terrace was even SMALLER i had no clue about BASIC shit like locking doors and
checking to see who it is.
emily: i shudder to think. i had killer anxiety just writing the stupid story about it.
egan: heheh not lance like, i remember he was very attractive he stood out for sure but not in a scary way AT ALL until he showed up
at my door.
sirkar:nice to have you here Comments ()
i had braces and glasses at 16. i had to BEG my folks to get me contacts...
oh and i love.. love.. LOVE the white stripes.
i secretly want to have a 3 some with them. jack is the only bad boy i think is hot. he can give me a mustache ride ANYTIME. and yes,
you are a kick ass girlfriend! i wish i was adam right about now, i’d be busting a nut to see white stripes in concert!Comments
()
that’d be sweet if you got in..
i would love the white stripes even more!
my fav. album is white blood cells.Comments ()
I saw The White Stripes a year or so ago and they were awesome even though the place they were playing was kinda tin canny
sounding.
And you look ADORABLE in your picture, shirt and all. No lie.Comments ()
I’ve seen The White Stripes three times. My ex was KER-AZY for them. A little too crazy. She was crazy, my ex. Crazy.
Where was I? You have a boyfriend? Lucky chap! Very, very lucky.Comments ()
you think glasses are bad. i have a glass eye. 2 of them. i have someone write everything i think.Comments ()
I just discovered The White Stripes...they must kick ass live.
You were too cute at 16.Comments ()
I will sometimes take a shot over again, but I never count it. When you do that it angers the Golf Gods and very strange things
happen. All of them very bad.Comments ()
Great picture -- not nearly as embarassing as mine at that age. Coincidentally, you look just like an ex-girlfriend of mine in that
picture. It’s actually a little creepy and I now feel like a pedophile. Thanks a lot.Comments ()
after reading all the comments, am i the only one to not assume that it is weed hes rolling. C’MON! hes a cat! the little bugger
is rolling up some catnip fatties for the alley gang that evening. and while impressive in and of itself, its still not a selfless act for his
master.Comments ()
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indy: i hope so man. i do.
sarah:you are lucky!! no contacts for me till i was 25!
ransom:i am totally going to try. i know i can only play one riff but isn’t that all linda mcartney could ever play?
binsk:LIAR. no just kidding thank you.
chris:will be two years in september, we live together. he is sooooooooooo lucky. hehe
ho:you poor thing!!!
chick:it is crazy looking back at the youngin photos eh?
cp: great well fuck me! oh and you are welcome!Comments ()
There’s nothing wrong with the shirt. The pilgrims wore them for the longest time.Comments ()
aw its cute, in a 1985 sorta wayComments ()
and you said this was how long ago?! Comments ()
It’s like a semi-eroticized Francis Bacon picture. Quite an achievement.
(I look at pictures more than read btw.)Comments ()
man, that shirt, tho i’ve seen it many a time, is the bomb, and not in a a or c or t kinda way. but you already knew that - hence
the walmart et al description, right? so, yeah, you and ABC get to go to see jack and his ehem {(ex)(sister)who are they to each
other? and damn it, where does the supermodel fit in? and is there pictures?}, so that’ll be saweet - but did you know that
prior and apres then, keving smith is doin’ a spoken thing at the vogue and the mars volta/system of a down are coming. j and
I are soo there. and my bank account willn’t be.Comments ()
oh how i do love this picture of you and the burminator. the collar definitely classes it up, but i think that one day we should have this
painted on velvet. fer sure.Comments ()
is that chewbacca? i’m disturbed.Comments ()
JezzusComments ()
I’ve gotta go wash the babies toys... I’ll be right back!
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I am so jealous! That’s a hellava chewbacca winkin’, blinkin’ and noddin’ at us. Geezer is quite the
generous gentleman isn’t he? I was hoping to see some semblance of spank marks on his “arse”. I
know...Geezer can have another contest and the winner will get a pic of his bottom with the Maja’s hand print on it pink and
proud. I wonder if he is up to it...who am I kidding...he’s the best Gaylord alive...of course he’s up to it! Thanks for
sharin’ dearie!Comments ()
If GEEZER’S ASS is enough!!!Comments ()
now thats HOT!
chewbacca’s hair seems to be spreading onto my arse.its as if we are one
sumo,that competition is SO gonna happen.stay tuned.
EMILY,i nearly bit my tongue off LARFING at your comment Comments ()
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dude,that tops SWEET!
how cute
thats what i looked like when i was a little girlComments ()
man, that is just wrong to do to chewy.. someone save himComments ()
You are the luckiest girl in the world! And those aren’t man hands.Comments ()
I don’t want comment on Geezer. Live long and prosper!Comments ()
damn
that is a chocolate wookie.
and this is clearly how their race became extinct.Comments ()
I’m sure there’s a Chewbacca fan out there plotting your demise for this picture! You’ve made him look like a
poop. I’m quite impressed with how nice Maja’s penmanship is.Comments ()
I loved the hand picture, but then you scarred my eyes with that ass...must find bleach.Comments ()
How will we ever live up to this HNT submission?? I fear the bar has been set too high. *sob*Comments ()
Quite a contrast to the Wookie abuse happenin’ in the new HNT pic. I can just picture you...a sixteen year old on one shoulder
shouting the virtues of a low-key existence and the ass on the other shoulder urging you to bust out. This is all really a study in
psychology.
God, living with two psych majors really fucked me up in college.Comments ()
Your hand is cute, that bottom (no pun intended) picture is not. I have a pic for HNT this week!!!! I will post it when I get home
because it’s at home. Have a nice day Corinna!Comments ()
You have guitar playing fingers - long and lean. I’m jealous!Comments ()
OH MY GOD... HELP ME, JEEZUS... i think i just went blind Comments ()
Poor Chewy!Comments ()
that’s so fucking funny. i’m laughing so hard right now! kudos to Geeza.. i don’t think i have the
“balls” to put a plastic chewbacca in my ass crack and take a photo of it and have it posted on the net!
lol!Comments ()
I have to say...you have cool...long fingers.
Butt the ass shot...eeewww...I’m not a big fan of hairy asses with toys sticking out of them...not a big fan at all.Comments ()
seriously.. just have to ask why???? Retinas burning, and won’t be able to keep food down for a week...Comments ()
jesus. ass shot. burns.Comments ()
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you inspired me - so i stole hydro kitty for my profile pic!!!Comments ()
Andi,im amazed im still sane personally.bah,knowing my luck,the matrix is true,and thats not even my ass....bah!Comments ()
i was wondering about how chewbacca played into that picture...lol. that’s so funny!
and hi. hi is always in order.
have a great day! sara and i found shoes for her cute little feet!!Comments ()
First of all, that ass picture almost makes me not want to come back here. If it weren’t for the boob scan a while back, you
might have lost me.
Secondly, you have damn long fingers!Comments ()
thank you very much for the compliements on my hand!
i don’t know what to say about the ass. if i lose readers....i lose them knowing i kept my word to a new blogger buddy to post
his picture even though i was SCARED as SHIT to post it!!!!!!
there i said it, i was TERRIFIED to post it.Comments ()
you are so many things that you didn’t name, jerk. and you know it, somewheres, just it’s a little hard to see
sometimes. and that’s fine. cuz fuck - being crazy has some benefit. if you weren’t, then maybe you’d be as
boring as shit. like shit in a ditch, not some cool shit that you could see somewhere.
i know, you know. and so i have to say the requesite ditto - and maybe you ‘ve/should read my profile update.Comments ()
yes you are an alien.and a total jerk.who we love
advice (from someone who dont know SHIT!),i always always always know that theres is someone 50 zillion times worse off than
me.ALSO,take a look around you.you got a man that loves you,a cat that tries to rip your face off at every opportunity,an AWESOME
friend youve had from highschool,canada is one of ther BESTEST countries in the world (except the stinky french bit),and you live
there.
PLUS,strange men you meet on the internet send you pictures of their privates.i reckon you got it made.
now go and get some fresh air and beat up a frenchman.youll feel ace! XComments ()
Because you are who you are, there are lots of people who like you. I for one. I wish there was something I could say to make you
feel better, as I know what it’s like to inhabit this particular singularity know as depression. But of course anyone with
depression knows you can’t be talked out of it. I hope your mood improves soon, and remember, no matter how alone you
feel you never really are. Just think of the dozens of people each day who look forward your writing, sense of humor, and perspective
on life each time they go online. The Internet is a much better place since Gus Greeper moved in.Comments ()
HELLO! the more i get to know you, the more i LOVE YOU!!!
i appreciate honesty above a lot of things. so, you have me Corinna, i’ve got your back. even though i’m miles and
miles away. i hope you understand that i know exactly what you are going through. exactly. i cannot take meds though. i just deal with
it as it comes. but i do know. i don’t leave the house unless it is to go to work or if i absolutely HAVE to. i’ve been in
the same job for nearly 8 years, so the people i work with know my quirks pretty well and they all adore me, so i’m lucky in
that sense. i’ve felt SO many times like offing myself. seriously. and the ONLY thing that’s kept me here, kept me
going are my family and friends and the fact that we had a suicide IN our family unit a few years ago.
i also know well enough that all the well wishes and encouragement in the world don’t seem to make a difference when
you’re down in that pit of despair. oh god.. it sucks. but please know that you’ll be OK and that if you EVER need to
talk, that i’m here for you. seriously. if you want my phone number, you’ve got it.Comments ()
hey, very cute! apparently i’m doing the left-handed Vulcan thing in my HNT entry this week too.Comments ()
thanks guys, seriously….i just really needed to get that side of me out on here cause it’s hard to be funny every day when i
don’t feel funny every day if that makes sense...and this blog thing really challenges me as a person. i enjoy it. i will *snap out
of this ‘state’, i always do. to go from one day feeling like the securest person in the world and the next day feeling like a piece of shit
just gets hard to hide sometimes and except for my completely reclusive ocd side i don’t hide my craziness in my real life
anywhere and this is my real life on here so i shouldn’t hide it here. I know that you know that I know that I am cool, I am just fucked
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up cool and dealing with shit and stuff I should have dealt with ages ago.
finding acceptance in this blog world has been an absolutely beyond incredible feeling i am more thankful than i think people could
imagine that i have the great awesome and now supportive readers that i do!
peace out aliens.Comments ()
TERRIFIED! jerk! its one of the handsomest pics ive EVER seen Comments ()
sarah: thank you also for sharing your loss, that is pain i understand in more ways than one. i totally relate to you!
you guys did cheer me up. Comments ()
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ahhhhhhhhhhh see guys!! told you spock loved me!
woo HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(thanks daivd too bloody cute man!!)Comments ()
I can’t believe all these soft-cocks! Scared of a little bum... GAYLORDS!Comments ()
i know when you put it that way it is totally true...i am to then a pussy and a GAYLORD.
BUT a cool pussy and a cool GAYLORD.
who knew i would turn out to be such a jerk Comments ()
I love your blog which means that I totally like you. Ok, I was gonna say “which means that I love you” but I thought
that sounded a bit gay. Anyway, my ex-boyfriend suffered from depression, not as severe as yours but I did a lot of research on it to
try to understand what he was going through. I also have a friend who suffers depression and actually you remind me of her in many
ways (not just the depression). She’s one of my favourite friends ever, by the way, the kind that you will always be friends
with and always care so much about even if you don’t see them even once a month or talk to them much.
Knowing that you suffer from depression just makes me like you even more, although I don’t mean that I like you because you
get depressed.. it just seems to me that you would have to be a very strong person to deal with it.Comments ()
corinna, can i borrow that? i need to do some ass kicking at work. Comments ()
my eyes!! GAAAAAHHH!! must.look.away.but.can’t.. .GAH!!Comments ()
haha, rad! love it...Comments ()
oohhhh. this looks so sweet.Comments ()
ooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww! keep it away. keep. it. away.Comments ()
there’s something about putting all that out there that is truly admirable. sometimes, we can’t help but be hard on
ourselves, but really, you don’t know how special you are.Comments ()
eep. i want one. where do you get one?Comments ()
Faint hearted softies! Geezer sugarbooger...if I were in Australia I’d have the Maja take my picture givin’ you the big
spank. I wouldn’t be one bit afraid either...an ass that Gaylord and fine deserves a good spanking...and I’m just the
old pooper to do it too. Chewbaca found his final resting place...your kindness shall be rewarded. As this goes round the
internet...and it will my friends...let’s pause for a moment and realize how profoundly the Maja, Geezer and the Gus Greeper
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stepped on up into Star Wars history. Oh...there will be others that try to copy this little adventure...but none will ever forget the three
of you forging ahead to be the first to offer the Chocolate Chewbaca his day in the bun...so to speak. Heh! This just might work into
something beneficial for all. Know what I’m sayin’?Comments ()
i wanna know where Han solo is... chewy is always right behind Han.
Han! Can you hear me?!!!Comments ()
I so totally want one now!Comments ()
That’s the coolest belt buckle. Ever!
Hey, can you try Geezer’s archives now? I republished the entire blog a couple of times. i think it happened cause I switch the
URL to read it (there’s a gay webfilter here at work which thinks it’s porn) and I just republish index most times to save
time.
Thanks dudette. I’m going to look at that pic of geezer’s ass again. I think I’ll print it out a few copies and
laminate them to use as table placemats....Comments ()
Sumo, so eloquent! I feel special!
Bricotrout, by God, YOU’RE RIGHT!!! I’d better check that ASAP!Comments ()
Thanks for sharing that. I can’t relate, nor do I know what you’re going through, I guess I’m lucky in that
respect. Anyways, now that you’ve said all this, you have to keep posting or else I’ll think something has happened
and I’ll get worried.
I still wish you didn’t post that picture of the ass. Comments ()
I want one!Comments ()
awesome! I love how one little thing can totally empower a person.
You can’t see me! I’m a ninja!Comments ()
I might need a belt like that...I can’t kick high enough to knock Hulk’s head off yet...but I’m not done trying just
yet.Comments ()
i wish i lived near by you so that i could listen to you and help you in anyway possible. i consider myself someone who is just “me”. no
pretenses. i love real people. i admire people who are honest. i’m glad you posted this because it shows your courage in exposing
your vulnerabilities and it makes you even more beautiful
thanks for sharing this, for always showing your true colors i hope you feel better.Comments ()
darn, it posted twice! oh well, i mean it twice Comments ()
love the belt and love your sense of adventure. you go girl! Comments ()
you are so cute. how adorable Comments ()
first off, nice hands, i like long fingers.
nice butt Comments ()
wow you are great at telling a story. i was all in anticipation as the guy kept knocking. i didn’t know what was going to
happen!! i also liked how you wrote, “I spend some time on the balcony, arguing with the pavement below begging me to
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jump.” beautifully written!!Comments ()
Cool buckle, cool chick.
YOU DO RULE!
I need a magic belt buckle. Comments ()
I totally understand almost everything you have said you have been feeling. That means that a) you are not alone and b) you are
great at conveying your thoughts through your writing so that your readers can feel it with you.
Anytime you need to chat...email me...I’ll listen.Comments ()
i hope it doesn’t turn on you
like mine did
me.Comments ()
Ninjas - Hellz yeahComments ()
after youve knocked hulk hogans head off,can i shit in his neck?i could then use his bandana to wipe my bottom.
ninja’s rock.and only real ninja’s have a ninja belt buckle.Comments ()
You’re easily the sexiest ninja ive ever seen.Comments ()
Paul:don’t you just love looking back on old clothes you totally thought were the shit man but really they sucked ass.
clay:shit man this photo is from like 94. HA HAA
s!: yes and remember also at 16 i got to eat free in resturtants where 12 and under ate free. used to be a curse for sure...when i tell
people i am 28 the looks on their faces make it not so much a curse anymore...and then when people find out i am over 2 years
adams senior (haha i said senior) some people pass out.
Terra: yo dude, i lent it to Hannah and i never saw it again!
abc: thank you baby that was very sweet...seeing as we already have it framed next to the bed. cause we’re nerds that way.
geezer: i SO KNEW you must of had a sex change what with all the gaylord talk!! that fucking better be your ass man!!!!!
andi: i agree with you here i really do.
trans: sweet as candy the little greeper is.
lorena: yes burmis is very very adorable thanks! Comments ()
thank you kindly! it was one interesting vacation for sure!!Comments ()
i wanted to crack the worst joke ever and be like:
nice bum where ya from??
be we already no where that ass came from don’t we!Comments ()
you have sweet ninja skills... i wanna be a ninja, too. can i get one? and we could hang out like twins and shit.Comments ()
i knew i loved you. aliens rule
btw, thanks for posting this. it was so honest... i only wish i could be this honest on my own blog...Comments ()
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waking up to all these comments made me feel really really good. and i think yesterday i pretty much lost it cause i was letting it build
which i do and don’t do....hard to explain...i think i was just letting it build in that i put that i was ‘nuts’ on my
bio page and have basically left it at that and haven’t shown any of that side of myself. i was afraid to. and i just have not had
the best two weeks and then i think the london thing just sent me over the edge...thanks again for the support....if you jerks ever get
depressed and stuff, (lame way to say that as we all do at times) i am here for you guys too.....i am way better handing feelings in
writing than in person.
woo hoo the awesomest jerks on the internet like ME!
lorena: no worries i can go in and delete double comments with my ninja powers.Comments ()
i was like .........just eating pizza.........and now i’m cleaning my monitor.............and not feeling like pizza a
gain............although a movie sounds goodComments ()
You’re too funny. I wish I were a ninja.Comments ()
Very cool of you to be reading “shake hands wioth the devil”, I met mr delaire at a cofference in winnipeg a couple
years ago, the man is one of the most beautiful humna beings i have ever had the chance to meet, men like him should be
presidents.Comments ()
i’ve ALWAYS wanted to be a ninja.. the older i get, the more i realize.. i’m more apt to be a sumo.Comments ()
I should teach in a buckle like that.Comments ()
Wow! You are such an amazing jerk! I totally love reading your blog, and admiring anything you choose to scan It completely
cracks me up that your scanner is your camera. Be strong, and know that you are having a positive effect on a lot of people and cats.
xxComments ()
ian: thanks a lot for that man!!Comments ()
konichiwa corinna-san! i might need the services of a ninja to kick some prospective employers’ asses very very soon.. you
free anytime?! all food and drink on me, arigato.. Comments ()
ha ha HA! gus said crack! huh huh!
bricotrout you cracked me up!
in fact most of your responses did.fear not,im running another competition very soon.check out sumo’s post above
may the arse be with you..Comments ()
wookie here sumo and geezer, i just can’t wait till george lucas sees it. and he will my friends...oh he will.
chocolate wookies for everyone who commented!!!!Comments ()
LOL!!!!!!!...I think I’m dead!...I died laffin’ that is...may the arse be with you!...that just has to be the best...better than
GAYLORDS! Geezer I certainly bow to you...in act of bowing as I try to type this glowing, flowing monologue of worship.
Heh!Comments ()
I can always count on you to entertain me at the end of a long day Comments ()
god bless ya sumo!
and corinna,i believe you were chasing 40 comments?nice Comments ()
no wonder I like you so much, we suffer from the same afflictionComments ()
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nice post....
lovely blog...Comments ()
clay: the nutters always find the nutters!!! Comments ()
geezer: (by the way...the nicknames you come up with for me are FAB-U-LOUS and so funny i laugh my butt off every time you leave
me a response on your blog!!)
i KNEW that TOGETHER we could totally do it man!! and we did!Comments ()
Ha ha! Yes you are very good at the not swearing thing Gus Greeper.
I have not read one Harry Potter book, I’ve alwaqys meant to but I’ve never gotten around to it...I guess I should since
it makes you type all in caps!Comments ()
I also think your reading has contributed to your eloquent writing style and your open mind.Comments ()
no worries corinna(if gay is enough?)
twas a team effort.
GO TEAM GO TEAM GO TEAM!Comments ()
Bunch of ass-munkies! But love ya anyway!Comments ()
I am so already in line at Barnes & Noble!Comments ()
This Friday is going to be fun, waiting in line at midnight with a bunch of kids and a Ninja for the penultimate Potter publication. Hehe,
see you there Greeper.Comments ()
the samuri so kick ass over the ninjas. they never needed turtles to defend their honor, or mutants! Comments ()
That book sounds really interesting. At the moment I’m reading a book called Collapse: How civilisations choose to fail or
succeed by Jared Diamond. It’s mentioned Rwanda a few times in what I’ve read so far and I think there might be a
chapter on it later in the book.
I remember reading about Rwanda in Time magazine when it happened. There were so many photos of the dead. I’ll never
forget how I sat on the floor of my parents bedroom where I found the magazine not able to tear myself away until I’d read the
entire article, there and then.Comments ()
wooooo! can i keep harry in my pocket? LOL!Comments ()
Not a huge Harry Potter fan. I kind of missed the boat, or train in this case.Comments ()
i say again...
you complete me, moldilocks!Comments ()
thank you binsk that was very nice of you to write!!
maja: i will for sure check that book out it sounds good.
thanks for commenting on this post, i have read it over it is not very good !! i think i must of deleted a paragragh or two!!Comments ()
Ha! I knew it was coming and I still laughed!Comments ()
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WOO HOOO only 5 days and 15hours....
if i am not done ‘shake hands with the devil’ by then i will have to read harry and then finish it. what a switch in books
that will be!!Comments ()
there are some people who are destined to be great.. in the little things they do.. it’s as if their sense of humanity and justice is
a much higher one than those around them. we could do with more of such people.Comments ()
i’ll have to add that to my “books to read...”!
and i hear you on the grounded-ness. for me, grounded meant no phone, computer, stereo, friends, etc. so yeah, basically books. i
think the longest i was ever grounded for was “until you catch up in your math class”, which ended up being
about...oh...7 months.Comments ()
Corinna, you’re not crazy. I’m going through the anxiety shit and have been for close to a year now (on paper,
anyway). If you ever wanna just talk, we can.
((((hugs))))Comments ()
It’s true I was there. That 30 yard chip in birdie was brillant.Comments ()
yeah i heard that all the announcers will be wearing teddy bear suits. the only thing that can stop jack this time round is troy
hurtubuise!!!
go john dalyComments ()
I can’t say I understand golf but I’m intrigued about being fucked by the ‘Golf Gods’.Comments ()
i hope that my questions dont sound idiotic on account of my not reading any of the books, but does harry have a girl on the side, or is
his fate that of celibacy and dedication? inqwiring mind needles to know..Comments ()
you can see the death in his eyes.... now i obviously know NOTHING about ninjas (please dont kill me ninjas), but i have heard that
the last thing you hear before your life is taken is a bit of far off dj shadow drums. of course, what do i know about ninjas; NOTHING, i
swear!!Comments ()
thanks man! i am super glad someone other than adam was there to see it!! Comments ()
golf=hardcore BITCHES!
dude! you should totally draw a picture of me being eaten by ewoks!
its competition time..........Comments ()
never read these books but i will have to one day. i hear from everone that they are good.Comments ()
great drawing Comments ()
go chris (gator) dimarco!!Comments ()
it must sound harsh, it must, but it was not fair at all and i almost cried.Comments ()
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i just may, i am totally open for suggestions. wouldn’t it be cool if i could get my drawing up past the level of a 2 year old??? i
need practice so ideas are great thanks!Comments ()
thank you, thank you! Comments ()
Ha!! Those are the cutest kitty feet ever! I need to try scanning something. Likely all I’d get would be my schnauzer’s
weenie, though.Comments ()
s!: i couldn’t agree more!
tigerita: i hear ya back man, it was pretty firgin boring at times. i had a lot of imaginary friends i’ll tell you that!!Comments ()
Harry is all I can think about! I’ll be in line hopping up and down like a nutcase for sure.Comments ()
unfortunately for adam i have been screeching and jumping around like a child already and i can only see it getting worse in the
coming days!Comments ()
That is the BEST scan!!! I hope you never get a camera! Comments ()
i can hit a bird but not a birdie. which makes me a sick, sad girl.Comments ()
shit, those are the most beautiful feet ever. ever.Comments ()
Thats a really neat effect!Comments ()
I have been exploring your blog since I cam here first and today you are my Bookmark of the Day. Cheers.Comments ()
cool kitty pic!
dood,burmis is border line GAY.which is why i like it.stinky poo poo head rocks the shop though sorry!Comments ()
doood.i just cant get into the HP movies.all i can really think amount is how much of a hOTTy WHORE-moany is gonna be when she
hits 18.! wOOt!Comments ()
AND! i wont read the books as i only read sci-fi. not gay-fi,which is what HP’s genre officially is.
i may appear to be ‘a wanker’,but ived tried to read other stuff and it just doesnt TITILATE me.....
huh huh,geezer said titilate.Comments ()
dude,i nearly forgot.brilliant idea to take adam to the white stripes for his BERFday.very thoughtful of you.HOWEVER,you can make it
90 times better.and heres how you do it....blow him at the gig.SWEET!
imagine how ‘cool’ and ‘street’ he’ll look around his mates when he rattles that little story
off......“yeah,so they just started playing that ‘button’ song,when corinna slipped out my THROAT CLEARER
and.....” etc etc.Comments ()
Burmis reminds one of Burmese, but I, an outsider at best, haven’t any idea what we speak of in regards to voting. Burmese
cats, being non-citizens, are typically prohibited from participating in both local and national elections.
Heck, they are usually barred from attending municipal functions, even.
This arrangement is not necessarily a just one. Let me know what I can do to help.Comments ()
Wicked scan....but then all your scans totally rock!
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Geezer’s right, that would make the gig 90 times better. Add the extra 10 times better by shoving a starwars figure up his ass
as well...hahahahaha Comments ()
Those are some sweet feet. I wish I had paws sometimes.Comments ()
Great picture - very lifelike.Comments ()
geesh that is no good...it was about a year that i had aniexty every day before i found a break in it...offer extends back to you!!! also
thanks yes i know i am not crazy i just feel crazy at times!!Comments ()
hehe thanks for all the comments guys they are all super great!!! i laughed and laughed and then i got right back at practicing my
skills!! Comments ()
i love the scanner games.Comments ()
Scanner games are fun...such cute kitty feet.Comments ()
Add, it’s nice to know we still have something in common... I totally voted for Burmis at least a month ago.Comments ()
thank you very much for that!! Comments ()
andi: if i get one where she is actually sitting on the scanner...i may or may not leave her butt hole in it.
Binsk: won’t be getting one anytime soon
trans: i think i may die from the cuteness every time i look at it.
heather: thank you! hopefully gus will offer up some other scans in the future...
geezer: i have been calling her stinky poo poo head for years and years i have no idea where it even came from!!
i will give your suggestion some thought!
ST: there is a poll down the right called ‘the many faces of gus’... they are all the nicknames she has acquired over the years and
adam is trying to rig it!
Valdi: thank you it is all about keeping your jerks happy!
chris: ME TOO, totally.
ho: good.
chick: as usual you demonstrate your great taste!
subtract: burmis would LOVE you! Comments ()
haha, cute bear! Comments ()
haha.. you should have a photo exhibition, of your scan art! i’d buy your pink HNT pic!!
NB: did you get the Robert Plant tkts?!Comments ()
The paws are cool. It looks like there are bubbles coming off them.Comments ()
ditto on the 1st edition hard covers...
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josh didn’t understand when i refused to buy a paperback copy of a book.Comments ()
but i LOVE gustapo.
and that.. is precious. i wanted to strangle maynard for getting up on my kitchen counters this weekend though.Comments ()
that’s a great scan!
man. i love watching cats get high off catnip. hehe.Comments ()
sorry. whenever i read a post about sports (any kind of sports) my eyes totally glaze over... heh.
i did like the picture, though Comments ()
goddamned nerd. hehehe.Comments ()
nah, mia has cuter kitty feet.
i mean, she’s a like a pear kitty only she’s big the whole way up. so she sits down and she looks like a reeeaaally tiny
mini cooper. but then she has the paws of a kitten- so small and dainty. but her feet are about the same color as burmis. there has got
to be a story behind that name, what is it?Comments ()
very cute. i’ll have to put up pictures from sara and my first prom, lol. it’s really our first date. i’ll post the story
on my blog because i’m now reminded of it and it’s funny, kinda. just wanted to say that you two look like a good
couple because you have to have some opposite features to really be cute, i think.Comments ()
she so was going to come in and try on your undergarments and play with your kitty.
that sounded dirty.Comments ()
You know what that means? That means she goes in there when you’re not home. Kind of creepy if you ask me.
You should set up some kick ass ninja traps to catch her the next time. Maybe she’ll think twice about opening your door if
she has ninja stars flying at her if she does.Comments ()
wow that is crazy!! poor you. that would so annoy me that she opened the door and i agree with paul. she probably visits more often.
beware.Comments ()
love this scan. you are definitely very creative with the scanner. you should do a series. well actually you already have a lot for
one.Comments ()
she’s prolly been checkin’ you out on HNT! careful..
get some other locks on the door too!Comments ()
I will start by saying that Burmis came about on its own, but i will also say that any number of things have probably directly influenced
its creation...
but okay you Burmis lovers you know who you are you rotatoes we are like in the know because we see that if burmis lived in the
dinosaurs time her name would be Burmis its like how crocodiles havent changed. i am sure that you will also be pleased that for
every vote that Burmis gets in this wonderful candyland Bradd Pitt and Angelina Jolie will adopt a swedish bébé.
But Burmis is like Blondis..... need I say more? Blondis tames the savege beest!!!Comments ()
I like to think that she when she ganks into our apartment when were not home she smokes a blunt and regresses to her carefree
childhood in east germany and she puts on my teeshirts and wears a tie...and glasses...and eats our processed cheeze!!!Comments
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What a weirdo! I am honored to share my name with your cat!Comments ()
what a nutter. is one ever really and truly safe?Comments ()
maybe she just wanted to seeyou naked, why disappoint! Cant trust anyone with a german accentComments ()
Awww hell. That’d be all-out war. I’d plant a camera in her shower and put her out as an HNT submission. Then tap
the pics to her front door. We’d all be blinded for life, but it’d be nice revenge.Comments ()
You know a picture of a Wookie between some butt cheeks is one thing but nobody wants to see one of Mrs. E in the shower. Trust
me on this, I’d rather see where Geezer would stick Boba Fett. I do think she should be drugged and scanned
though.Comments ()
What the hell is a ginch?Comments ()
But maybe Gus can’t be Burmis, because Burmis is Blondis’ cat... so Bonis can play with him when he comes over to
visit...Comments ()
I HATE THAT. If someone did that to me i would attack them without apology.Comments ()
That is SO annoying and just plain wrong. She has NO right to interfere with your private time. 24 HOURS notice. I would seriously
write her a letter saying that if she does it again you will call the police. That oughta stop it.Comments ()
Sounds like a peeping tom...
I’d change my locksComments ()
Ok - the woman is now certifiably nuts, I think we should start sneaking into her aprtment and slipping her our meds.
Thinking of you!Comment (1)
Did you really just delete my comment?Comments ()
nope must be something wrong? i never delete comments.Comments ()
aka: underwear, panties..that kind of thing.Comments ()
a: she does like gus?
Paul:it is totally CREEPY!! i am getting some more stars today. i have been practicing my throwing skills.
lorena:once years ago when i lived down the hall i came home and my mail was in my apt. but nothing like that ever occured again
until this. i have often wondered what i would do if i came home and she was IN HERE!!
s!:we are planning to leave..but i totally want new locks!!
her burmis:i have a feeling it was YOU she was trying to catch naked!!
gus:oh yes she is! i will also let gus know you said that!
trans:this makes me think that she CAN’T be the only land lord who does this!...so i’d say no.
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the steve:she probably already has i never wear clothes. (in the apt.)
andi:once we have a deposit down on a new place we have decided we are going to be the worst tenants this building has EVER
seen!!!
chindogu:as long as you are in on helping the drugging and scanning is so the way we should go here!!
mike:i’ve got to find away to get a photo of this lady!!
binsk:due to how crazy she is, we are putting a lot of thought into the best way to deal with her before a deposit has been placed on
another place. but yes that was one of my rants...i thought it was 48 hours notice?
emily:adam is pretty hot and she has gotten worse in the (almost) 2 years we’ve been together i think she is controlled by her
lust. ewww fucking gross thought.
hannah:i agree! and then once she passes out the plan is to scan her!!Comments ()
i am a HARD COVER whore!!!Comments ()
i think Mrs E face woudl look fantastic scanned- especially if she was drooling. i wish we coudl get people to understadn her fantastic
fashion sense, where wee slips on runners and somewhat see through moomoos are staples!Comment (1)
don’t you and the rest of my wonderful readers worry i am in the process of drawing a portrait of her. oh yes i am!!Comments
()
you know what i think? i’m going to tell you:
she was wanting to snoop. why the FUCK she thinks she has the right to enter your apartment without your permission is beyond me.
she’s abusing the fact that she has a key. what a cunt.. what a total fucking cunt.
that said.. i can’t believe she stayed even after she saw that you were naked. what a pervy old cunt.Comments ()
OMG that sucks it was super long... Maybe too long.Comments ()
that said.. change your locks and don’t give her a key.. what a cow cunt. seriously yo.Comments ()
she digs you. wants 2 c your boobs.Comments ()
You continue to crack me up! I had an apartment manager that was like this when I was about 19, the thing is I didnt realize at the
time, that it was illegal for her to walk in when she wanted. One time she walked into my bedroom while I was sleeping, bitch! Oh
well, we live and learn, but you shouldnt let her get away with it.Comments ()
I suppose it’s her right to do that if you’re not home and she needed to check the walls. But CREEPY! And you
didn’t get the option to just be left alone.
Found you on Binsk’s site and thought I would stop in and say hello!Comments ()
nice name muffin, does it suit your personality, and yeah , i’m more down for screaming then not being able to seeComments
()
not reallyComments ()
sarah:she is crazy and way too old to still be building manager. we are going to handle it but have to be careful cause we do live next
door to her and we don’t want things any worse till we are on our way out the door.
dragko:next time!!
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ho:i’d believe that if she didn’t stare at adams butt every chance she gets
neel:that is funny yet not funny...poor you man that would of been freaky! i won’t..oh i won’t.
mona:cool thanks for popping buy i will pop over and visit you now! Comments ()
That shouldn’t be titled scary knees- more so- very accurate drawing!!!
My fav part is her scary knees!Comments ()
Awesome. I’d wear that on a tee shirt. You got skills, missy! xComments ()
s!:i am thinking greeting cards!! they are a lot...likely not. boo hoooooo
paul:she likes bubbles
sarah:me too it is in my top 3 favs for sure
grace:thanks! me too totally she goes nuts
mt:sure sure...adam came up with the name...see his comment
lorena:thank you very much...i think i may i have a few that also haven’t made it up as well....i am totally thinking cards...i will
call them...greeper cards
adam:i will leave this between you and your sister man.Comments ()
i would sight her at four foot nine, four ten at the tallest. fortunately, i have yet to see her without her chompers. and i know any day
now im gonna come home and shell be laid out in the lobby (i dont know why old people fall) and her muumuu will be open and im
gonna see it and itll be horrific.Comments ()
aw that’s so cute! Wicked pic Comments ()
i especially love the hyper sensitive hearing aids. heheeComments ()
i would kill to have your drawing skills.Comments ()
wow, a monkey-skeleton landlord lady :/Comments ()
Say it isn’t so????!?!? She has scary knees?????????
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
You’ve gotta move, no one should have to see that!!!!Comments ()
She is a scary, scary lady. It reminds me of a Twilight Zone episode. One of the only tv episodes to scare me. I was 8 at the time, but
still it was about an old lady who is possessed and lives a very long time and then in turn possesses her 8 year old Grandson, who is
home alone with her, just before she dies. I suppose this explains why I had an unnatural fear of my Grandmother, and old people in
general. Thanks a lot Twilight Zone.Comments ()
Yowzers! I’m glad I wasn’t playing with you this time, as you would have given me a serious bitch slapping,
metaphorically speaking of course. I guess the next stop for you is the John Deere Classic. Comments ()
i wish that i was in a better mood, but you see my golfing like a goat footed bastard put me in the hole buffalo bill style. nice skills. you
flossed and flew all over this bitch.
word to big bird.Comments ()
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thanks dudes, how could i not feel totally awesome about myself right now? that was just insane!! rain tamer and i were on FIRE!!!! i
was burninating it up man!Comments ()
dont you remember how scared miachael caine got when they found out he was a nazi? he was like crying all the time too, and i think
they didnt show but he peed his pants im sure...blubbery...they are too small for prison!!!Comments ()
Damn girl... I can’t keep up with those scores
(and I cheat my ass off when I golf!)Comments ()
Can I print that coupon out and use it? Or is that illegal? I love free appetizers.Comments ()
Oh, I’m so confused. So Mrs. E is obviously a stand-in for Henry Kissinger, and Worf Style is deep throat.
But I just can’t get my head around Donald Rumsfeld as Chompy Chomp...Comments ()
She’s so cute.Comments ()
did you lie?Comments ()
If Mrs E went to prison should would totally make one of the newbies her bitch> The bitch woudl have to iron her moomoos and air
out her wee sneakers. Mrs E would also be the head of a gang - the most dangerous and cruel, or maybe she would work as an
inforcer!Comment (1)
hehe.. you’re funny! Comments ()
she was SO checking out your 32C’s Comments ()
whoa. that’s a butter face, fo’ reals.Comments ()
uhm. congratulations, i think...
HEY! FREE APPETIZER!Comments ()
holy shit. that was funny... maybe you’ll get a cash reward for turning them in! Comments ()
Chompy chomps on things...that’s a funny name!!! What do you like to chomp on chompy???Comments ()
Damn i miss stanley park.Comments ()
thanks for the boost, it’s nice when strangers care, shows me how screwed up the world is not some days, have a rocken
one, i just added you too.Comments ()
just something off topic........is gus a male cat?
like the first time i seen your pic...i thought that was a fur coat around your neck....and that you loved it very much....and that you
named it gus....and i thought, like, woah....what is wrong with this girl.....and now i’m thinking like, it’s a cat.......
so, is gus a male cat?Comments ()
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Cheater.Comments ()
chris:good cause i made you one!
abc:i would DIE if you saw her naked.... from laughing my ass off!
sarah:she really wears those. that exact pair.
trans:you can dream my friend, you can dream.
clay:i like monkeys, i don’t think she looks like a monkey only cause i like monkeys
binsk:you should see when she wears stalkings
chindogu:that show ruined my life.
indy:cute? hmmmm
grace:it’s something insane.Comments ()
emily:i PROMISE you that if you don’t cheat anymore your game will go threw the ceiling. NOT AT FIRST..at first it will SUCK
ASSHOLES AND COCKS but it will pay off. you have my word.
paul:if you come to vancouver let me know we have about 200 or so of those
ho:nope! i have a witness.
grace:thankyou! and when you come back to vancouver...same offer as paul
mike:it is the best there is!
catus prick:jealous Comments ()
hey no worries we all have shitty days!! Comments ()
First of all I don’t like people throwing the word “jerk” around, VERY few are worthy of the title.
B:IS Spock enough? What the heck does that mean anyway?
5(3 sir!) Sorry. Three: You’re funny.
Peas out.Comments ()
gus is a girl. male kitty balls don’t drop until they are 8 weeks old or something or so i have been told. the lady told me the
kitty was a boy. she was wrong. the balls never dropped. and gus was already named.
that pic is small, it is on the site somewhere bigger...it does look like a fur kitty coat, but i would never wear fur, not dead fur anyway!
wearing gus is fine, she loves it.Comments ()
oh you know it!!Comments ()
abc:this will NOT stop me!
st:get your head around it dude.do it.
hannah:i am scared of her HERE i can only imagine her in prision. shudder
s!: thanks
grace:i would assume it will be millions
binsk:on sock monkeys of courseComments ()
I AM worthy. i offer no proof as it is obvious.
it is a long story...but if spock is enough a lot of great things will happen.
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thank you. this comment you wrote just got you an insta link man. from one jerk to another.Comments ()
caffeine hasn’t kicked in..
i’m going back to read that again..
damn..Comments ()
hehe thanks. i am trying to scan her again... not sure SHE likes it thoughComments ()
i really love your dedication to moldilocks. i just love it. Comments ()
oh my god..the drawing was too funny
i sat here laughing my ass off
I like her height, the wrinkley neck was scary though..lmaoComments ()
Pitch and Putt
People come to this Vancouver retreat
It is a Vancouver hot spot
you can work on your short game
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
On July twelf it was sunny like a crying shame
she was hitting the ball to the max
it was ladies night
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
Pitch and Putt
The game was over at last
Corinna had shot like a flying ace
she had got a sixty-seven
she really knows about whupping a horse’s behind with a belt
Rock over London,
Rock on Chicago,
Kool-Aid, Oh Yeeeeaahh!!!Comments ()
The way ms. e has been explained here is interesting. BTW, I have started exploring your blog backwards And I like it.Comments ()
unfortunately that conversation although in jest is not far off.
thank you for the compliment!Comments ()
What an amazing picture!!! Corinna, that’s art.Comments ()
The picture is great!
The description of getting it was even better!!!Comments ()
we appreciate your sacrificeComments ()
i mean this in the most professional and friendly way: hey, nice ass! thanks for that...Comments ()
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is that ass crack?..lmaoComments ()
Should I be disturbed that it makes me want watermelon?Comments ()
My ass scan is not as good as that. No way.Comments ()
Tahnk you for enduring so much for your art...we apprecaite it greatly! Comments ()
You’re such a hard worker for HNT. Love your gators.Comments ()
No pain, no gain! Great pic. I dare say it’s even more “artistic” than the bra shots (though don’t ever
quit doing those!).
Yes, please do some updates on the Open!!Comments ()
AWESOME. Glad you didn’t hurt yourself. Keep on scanning baby!Comments ()
wowComments ()
Nice gator tatorComments ()
freakin awesomeComments ()
thank you...you guys are all being so encouraging with the scans i am looking at turning them into something!Comments ()
Love the GATORS!
Great ass too...you funky thing...you!Comments ()
what’s wrong w/ crotch?Comments ()
NICE ASS! hehe. i appreciate your efforts. no really. i do. Comments ()
thanks for the shot babe. i hope you dont mind if i link your blog off of mineComments ()
Why does this remind me of my college days?Comments ()
haha, you finally managed to scan your behind!! well done!!
“ohh to be one of those ‘gators now..” Comments ()
I see cheeks! Too cute. What will you scan next, I wonder. Comments ()
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what a cute little tush you have!
i think it’s hilarious that you pulled a twister move on the scanner to get this one. i would have laughed to see you perform it!
you’re soo cute Corrina!Comments ()
heh.. hot.. you have a cute tushy.. hehe.. Comments ()
i loooove the little bum creases! very cute dahling...Comments ()
that the best scanned ass in the universe, keep up the scanning.
so scantastic.Comments ()
Fun-keee! Love the gators too! And coolie! Comments ()
wow.....i’ve never seen an assssss like that....it makes my pee pee go......da dong dong dong......Comments ()
I am so there with you. *sigh*Comments ()
What a great photo and the description of how you did was hysterical. Keep up the great submissions. I always look forward to
seeing what you have in store.Comments ()
okay, i thought that ass was funny, and then i read all of the comments - i’ve never seen the word tushy used in text before!!!
and of course, you know i want your ass, but can’t take yuou away from adam, so i’ll settle for the scans.Comments ()
dude(s), my great grandpa was a nazi - and i tell you, they don’t like no one. and they’d hate adam.Comments ()
great shot. i’m telling you these scans are amazing!! hope you arms are better.Comments ()
you are funny!! LOLComments ()
what exactly do you like about golf?Comments ()
jealousy. envy. murder.Comments ()
i wish i had more interesting conversations. why do true-blue jerks have more interesting conversations than i? i hate myself. but i
love corinna.Comments ()
i goddamn love your scans. i would probably do my waist. but how does one do that, really?Comments ()
awww, that is so adorable. i’m enjoying the scans and the blog. you’re so funny.Comments ()
Thanks, Cor, for not getting crotchy. Although I am sure some of your readers would dig it!Comments ()
hey guys!! thanks so much for all your comments and compliments! the scanning is made that much more fun wondering what all your
reactions will be! you guys are awesome!Comments ()
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well i see gluteal fold but no snapper so i think you’ve suceeded once again, councilor. or something. the description makes
me laugh. because it’s funnier than any story about a fart that i’ve ever heard. and stuff.Comments ()
Petrow already used my ‘scantastic’ line...dammit! heehee Anyways, really well done, I love your scan art!
and happy HNT! Comments ()
Let us cal this “abstract scan” like Abstract Art.Comments ()
If you really wanted to show us your ass, there are easier ways of doing it.Comments ()
yes of course there are!! but that is obviously not the point here is it. Comments ()
I was SO hoping for “Full Frontal Friday”. Bummer man. Comments ()
wow that’s cool. i usually like anything that i’m good at when it comes to sports although i don’t play anything
now. i think it’s great that your patience and control of temper has poured over into your life. i’m also happy that you
showed the men that you can PLAY girl!! i wish you luck in the running if you decide to continue with it. i’m glad you found
an activity you like so much. i like being competitive myself. i really would like to play some floor hockey or really even air hockey
after reading this.
i feel like playing now!! (not golf though, it looks boring to me but i know if i had beginners luck i might get hooked and i did once hit an
awesome shot in miniature hockey
anyhow, thanks for sharing this Comments ()
me too. I like golf.
I like driving ranges better. It’s a bit lazier.Comments ()
golf is not even close to being a sport. golf is a pass time... like picking your nose only you get less done.Comments ()
if golf were a heterosexual all of the men would still tease him for being a big pussy. same with hockey except a little
different.Comments ()
The soul of a sports freak? I love it...& you make me want to take up golf.Comments ()
I love you too Corinna!!!Comments ()
Awwwwwwww how sweet Corinna and hockey are in love! Comments ()
Golf is wonderful because it is like outer space. there is nothing but you and the game....you cant even drag any pervy philosophers
into it as with other sports and their ‘uniforms’... I dont mind hearing that golf is not a sport because golf is what it is, i
dont know if it is sport but it is other things and places. You cant touch this
your skills will soon be bangin on a global scale my sweet peppermint scnappsy you are off the chang chang chang.
JD4EVR!!!Comments ()
when the hockey strike came to a hault. nate, the IT dude was screaming with joy about it. it was funny.
i’m the opposite when it comes to sports. but anything creative.. writing.. photography.. jewelry making.. i’m the
shit.Comments ()
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I need to learn to golf.Comments ()
do you know that i dig chicks who are into sports? that’s because i don’t do any and because i’m always in for
variety. i think you rock.Comments ()
I started here.Comments ()
hehe. I like the word ‘canucks’
not sure why but it aways brings a smile to me face Comments ()
they look so happy together.Comments ()
The scanner queen strikes again!Comments ()
HEY!!!
I am the Jerk of all Jerks, you jerk!!
Bertuzzi is just a wannabe, a poor copy of me.
A “Jerkoff” if you will.Comments ()
You’ve inspired me... Next time I golf, I’m going to play legit and see what happens!Comments ()
i want to buy a kickass scanner.Comments ()
you must be a big jerk then! Comments ()
I love that GOLF is the stupidest sport ever. I mean, c’mon -- hitting a ball with a stick, on the grass?
CURLING. Now that’s a sport.Comments ()
tampa bay lightning rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
daaaamn..
that’s scan booty!Comments ()
I have started understanding this. . .Comments ()
All my young life i dedicated to Boxing, because that was all i was “good” at. I’ve tried numerous sports, with
boredom, frustration quickly ensuing, because well i am similar in that, I have no patience, and hate “starting out”
horribly. Anyways, started golfing this summer.. and fucking love it... love it... love it..Comments ()
Canada, Hockey, etc Blah blah
hehe...jk darlin’
*smooch*Comments ()
we should try to figger out how to split some passes, yo. or just go. you know?Comments ()
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how many relationships have I kept going just for the perks...?Comments ()
Ugh. Salon life.Comments ()
Poor girl! Don’t we get the story??? Comments ()
yes, that would totally suck. like it’s not already hard enough to find a decent hairdresser!Comments ()
there wasn’t even any perks! she is just a really kick ass hair stylist Comments ()
the story...maybe in time but likely not as it was a very very did i mention VERY nasty cat fight...we both made ourselves look pretty
bad. this might be better left off the blog. me with a german temper... her with a can’t remember but it is as nasty as
mine...just wasn’t pretty and thankfully was not in person or there would of been some hair pulling.
indy and ago-go i totally agree with you both. i say BAH.Comments ()
my hairdresser/stylist is my mom! she’s been in the business for 30+ years, can’t get more personal than that.
she’s never fucked up my hair.. btw. unless you count the one time she gave me “spock bangs” i might have a
pic of it somewhere.Comments ()
in her defense, i was a little kid and i probably begged her to do it.Comments ()
What you said was wise and true.
I have a story about a hair cutter:
I use to go to this girl who use to come over to the house with her husband and smoke weed. I have no problem with that. Last time I
went to her parler nobody else was there and she pulled out some coke. I don’t do that, but I smoked a joint while she cut my
hair. She got so jacked that she really messed up my head. I can’t go back to her parler now. However I still hang out with
her. She asked me why she don’t cut my hair, and I told her the truth. She was hurt from it. She stayed mad for a couple
weeks, but it made us better friends.
Moral - Don’t let a coked up person cut your hair.Comments ()
you done with that book yet? Comments ()
on page 311, just under 300 to go Comments ()
I cut my own hair. Hope I don’t get mad at myself.Comments ()
you are crazy!!!! i guess if you really like how they cut your hair otherwise with problems move on! so is your hair ok?Comments ()
another great one.Comments ()
i totally agree...that is why i need a new one
i will let you know on the other Comments ()
I wanna see the haircut Corinna!Comments ()
i haven’t had it cut anywhere yet. we had our cat fight in between cuts i will need my hair cut soon and am just dreading
haveing to find the new stylist Comments ()
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shit, i know what you mean. you okay?Comments ()
May I suggest Sean @ Zennakai. That is on Granville, and he is David’s ex b/f. HE brought my hair color back when I got a
color job I really disliked. I was very very impressed with his skills.Comment (1)
Absolutely right. Advice taken.Comments ()
oh yes totally! thanks for asking though...this happened weeks ago now Comments ()
HP is yummy! Enjoy!Comments ()
Would you have been really pissed if I told you what happened at the end of the Harry Potter Book, no I havent; read it all just the last
few chapters...Comments ()
And, if i may add for us male jerks...don’t ever goto a bald barber.Comments ()
ha, yeah, i cut my own hair too!Comments ()
hello bumface. im gayly back! enjoy your HP!! i bought a copy for my daughter who really wants to nail the ginger weasely one. i also
bought the gay-erotic version for myself,’GARRY BOTTER’.i really like it at the end where he sticks his gnarled wand
up his.....Comments ()
Ooo! Have fun!
Here’s another hair stylist thought: If your daughter thinks the hairstylist “looks cool” and convinces you to let
him cut and color your hair, it’s your own damned fault if he screws it up. Not speaking from experience or
anything...Comments ()
Awh, poor Cor. I don’t know what I would do without my stylist, Erica. I am actually going to her house this afternoon for a cut
- so she can get some extra money without paying the salon. I lurve her.
More that we have in commen - German tempers.Comments ()
It’s sooo very hard to find someone else who’s good...I feel for your hair.Comments ()
you know i’m always around to cut your hair - i’m up to 5 “clients”, if i count myself, too.Comments ()
please scan hair.Comments ()
I know the feeling , I stopped dating them all together, it was to much of a tease to get my hair used to someone and then we end it
and my hair is angry and won’t talk to me for a week. I agree, hairstylests should always remian professional , unlessmarried
to one orthey are in you r family.Comments ()
Excellent advise!!!Comments ()
I agree, Corinna... totally not the hair’s fault.
I have a kickass hairdresser, she’s a friend of an ex-friend. The last time I went to see her, I hadn’t been for 9
months, and my hair was in such a state she couldn’t believe it. She picked up my dry split-ended crusty hair and said to me
“I see you haven’t been to see anyone else, Maja.” As I left, her parting words were.. “so, I guess
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I’ll see you next year then!” I plan to go for a haircut next time I’m in Perth though. I don’t want to
leave it that long again.Comments ()
i bet even with fucked up hair you are one sweet biscuit....Comments ()
corinna(if pubes are enough)please tell maja that i have not authorized a haircut.therefore,it wont be happening.tsk...
anyways,where are you ya big fat jerk!i cant believe its taking you so long to read a BIG GAY BOOK!
and anyways again,i read it,like in 2 hours!and you know whore-moany?yeah?well she gets it goOD!and ron?he gets pubes!and
harry?????well he gets some balls on his chin!!!!Comments ()
Is any of that true? Because if so I’m seriously going to have to have a gander at that book. I usually only read rock biogs
(Neil Young being the one I’m going through at the moment) and avoid fiction.Comments ()
i was sad when ron’s mom died.Comments ()
I will not read the book because I like your and Ho’s versions better.Comments ()
i was pleased when rons mum died.she was a fucking witch.Comments ()
read another page last night.. so that makes me on page 3...
i will read like a motherfucker this weekend.
good to have you back sista.Comments ()
Huzzah! Someone else to speculate with. Brilliant!
I’ve linked you too...I thought I’d done it ages ago...but must have drempt it. Sorry!Comments ()
glad you finished and you can enjoy the sun. my cousin was reading it over the weekend. couldn’t pry his eyes from
it.Comments ()
I hate Harry Potter with all my heart. I hate it more than terrorism, the holocaust, the guy who raped one of my ex-girlfriends, poverty, I
hate it more than I hate hate itself, and I have hated hate a lot ever since being torn up with it after this retarded chimp of a guy raped
one of my ex-girlfriends thinking she was in love with him, even though she was only 12.
Not because of its success, or because it’s so commercial, or so non-literary, or so hyped, or because grown-ups who could
engage in so much more settle for such mediocrity, for they can all go to hell anyway. (No offence.) I hate it because people
recommend it to me. And these people uniformly know nothing about my tastes in books; in fact, usually know nothing about taste in
books in general.
Reading is a specialised expertise - I would hardly recommend a snack of Doritos to chef Delia Smith if I met her, for example, nor
sing the praises of supermarket plonk to a somellier, nor advise porn stars on the best lube, or etc etc etc, because quite simply, I
have a reasonable and balanced grip on reality. Anyone recommending HP to me will be hunted down and shot,
incidentally.Comments ()
yes and no Comments ()
ho: i was too.
indy: this i am glad to hear jk does not need any more money or publicity ho and i do...well i do!
geezer:they all are silly that is like the point
sarah:you will have too! i will not ruin any more of it for you...but i cannot speak for ho he may.
lyvvie:yes my mind is racing a mile a minute with what may or may not be coming in book 7...i want it NOW!
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lorena:just wait in two or three days i will be begging for rain...heat and i do NOT get along!Comments ()
i bet there are a shit load of people who agree with you and would like nothing more than for harry and his gay friends to fuck off!!! i
will not reccommend it to you.Comments ()
See I do visit, I just don’t usually comment. Thanks for the synopsis of harry potter, I’ve never read one and have
intention of starting now (sorry) but it’s nice to know the jist of why peoples lives stop for a book, though i still don’t
understand the obsession.
Clever of you to completely ignore the fuckwit comment, but I’m afraid I can’t.... I think SOMEONE needs to get LAID!
Why else would a person be so darn angry?
Can’t wait for the next HNT scan, first boobs, then butt, what could possibly be next???Comments ()
a lot of people do that i think not just here i don’t mean....just in general but my OCD makes me comment on soooo much...i
am almost happy with myself when i leave having enjoyed myself and have said nothing....but I DO NOT want that to catch on...no i
do not! cause i love getting comments too much even crazy ones!Comments ()
i haven’t read the HP yet.. but is JKR trying to kill off everyone by Book 7?? hehe..Comments ()
Corinna, scan your face! I bet it would look totally creepy if you did it with your eyes closed.Comments ()
I’ve never read any Harry Potter books. I saw the first two movies, but they didn’t make me want to go read the
books.. so I won’t... but I like your synopsis Comments ()
Geezer, did I give you permission to comment?Comments ()
HNT! Ru Ro...I don’t know what to do!!!!!!!!! I’ll have to sleep on it. Can’t wait to see yours!Comments ()
hahaha, I totally just realised that HP stands for harry potter and not hewlett packard, what a dumbass. I should really read blogs
when i’m not tired, they make so much more sense Comments ()
you repeat yourself a lot, incidentally. Comments ()
i have e-books of the harry potter series. you will not believe the shit i get in my inbox. glad you’re back.Comments ()
the i guess its REALLY not a god idea to date my chiropractor or herbalist. thanks for the advice.Comments ()
wow! that’s severely eerie! I really like your style!Comments ()
looks very X-Files. Nice one Corinna (if mulder is enough).Comments ()
whoa! the page loaded very quickly and i did a sorta doubletake!! great idea.. i agree with valdi, very X-Files! have a great day tomm!
Comments ()
I love your scans... they are otherworldly (if that’s even a word)
Very cool!Comments ()
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Awesome pic..a little freaky, but that’s how I like it!! I appreciate your comment on my blog and I have tried to respond to the
comment, but I keep getting a “mail undeliverable” message...Comments ()
osbasso: thank you!
valdi: if mulder is enough...ha ha
s!: you too you lucky bastard
Emily: thank you...i may never get a new camera
chuck: thank you! i got the message and thanks for popping by here Comments ()
Thanks for commenting on my cat fight post. You might want to check out my HNT post. It’s um... interesting. Love your half
face!Comments ()
i certainly hope you never get a camera.
or if you do, that you don’t use it for your blog... your scans are amazing!Comments ()
Interesting idea: scan art photography. Brilliant.
I nearly deleted your link today! I saw it listed as “that’s so DOS” and thought it was one of my
Husband’s blog links by mistake. He’s a computer engineer...
I’ll have to boost you up the alphabetized list.Comments ()
I am with Tigerita, I hope you never use a camera. I look forward to your scans. Very creative.Comments ()
Noice as usual. You don’t look like a sith lord this time More like Galadrial or something..Comments ()
Are you stll on the book?Comments ()
That’s original.Comments ()
dude,thats way spooky.BUT,you know what id be scanning if i had a scanner dont you?Comments ()
hmmm.i dont dislike the HP series.i just have absolutely no inclination to read it.the first movie was ok....but the second one left me
snoring.i wouldnt of seen them if it wasnt for my daughter.
and she is now,officially a gayLORD!Comments ()
As always, a wonderful picture!Comments ()
Wow, the Shroud of Corinna. You’re half the woman I thought you were.Comments ()
I’m with Lyvvie, scanner art is an interesting and brilliant idea. Comments ()
great one and i really like the title ‘half naked’ that you choose for it.Comments ()
Whoooaaaa...seriously spooky. When I turn away from a mirror and then look back, I hope I NEVER see that image.
*shivers*Comments ()
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Love your scanner shots...it’s got just the right amount of mystery to make it interesting.Comments ()
I totally would have punched the guy who called the Da Vinci code his favourite book ever! My only dilemma would have been
whether to sock him in the kidney or the gut...Comments ()
The Others came to mind. Or the cover of that movie, Them. Very nice! Creepalicious, dahling!Comments ()
You didn’t mention where Hermione’s wand was when she died. And it definitely wasn’t in her ear.Comments
()
nice. spooky.Comments ()
Awesome. I think I’m out this week.Comments ()
ah, you’re back! this post cracked me the fuck up... shit.Comments ()
fucking creepy, yo!
i totally *heart* it.Comments ()
wow, you use phpbb. I used that for a forum one time. can u post pictures?Comments ()
you should call this photo “the ghost in the machine”.. hehe..
i likey.. =)Comments ()
this is not scary. i thought you said it was scary..
i like it.Comments ()
Will you have my child?Comments ()
very cool, you look ghostly!Comments ()
Wow, that’s a cool picture. Awesome.Comments ()
Aim a little farther south next time.Comments ()
Dang- that’s really creepy yet cool. I thought “White Noise” when I saw it!!Comments ()
Thats wicked cool! you always do such a good job with HNT Comments ()
Artsy HNT, I like Comments ()
Holy freakfuckinballs. Corinna, how can someone so hot look so creepy?
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I’d go scan my pooh-nanny, but it’s in the family room and I’d end up scaring away the tv watchers.Comments
()
Wow! I love the arty pictures! This is absolutely beautiful!Comments ()
that is awesomerad. if that were a cluster of words, i would plagiarize you.Comments ()
ghost ex machinaComments ()
I almost cried when i couldn’t get THE FUCK back to your site
I was very upset:-(
and I dont like to be upset coz then I cry.......
and when I cry I get mad..... and when I get mad I want to fucking throw shit!
hehe...j/k
glad I finaly got in though!
omg that pic is way too eerieComments ()
Sexy!!!Comments ()
i smell crossover series...... what if, like, harry gets elected to parliament, then a bunch of the next book AND movie will also be on
CPAC what a scrumtrilescent idea yees yeeeeeessssss.... ... ... .. . . . . . . !Comments ()
Another apparition like image. "Indoor-outdoor reversals and juxtapositions call forth a Magritte apparition beneath a Miami moon”
Herbert Muschamp.Comments ()
dude! over 40 comments and you didnt even get a tit out!gOSH.
dude.have you sent your postal adress to maja so we can send your ‘ass-mats’?
AND,dude.tell us about adam.like...does he beat you?can he wipe his own bottom?can he moonwalk?
i need some info sis.mainly because im nosey.Comments ()
AAAArgggggh geezer I am trying to call you and you are in the internet room!!!! You SUCK!!Comments ()
geezer asks these questions cause he doesn’t do any of them..hahaha. I think maja is stalking him through the world of blog.
Who would have thought eerie was more popular than partial nudity?Comments ()
Children...children!!!!!!!!!Stop that this instant!!!!!!Comments ()
scrumtrilescent! you just made my day with that one!Comments ()
Oh my God, that chick is nuts! You should just paraded around naked in front of her til she got too embarassed and has to
leave.Comments ()
So FIST...what is it that you hate again? I hate it when I’m not clear on what someone is hating on. So...Ms Greeper your a
keeper...I’m linking you because your a gaylord and for no other reason.Comments ()
you scan your breasts, I’ll scan mineComments ()
OMG that sucks!!!
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Poor Corinna. I’m sure they’ve got sisters and moms and girlfriends that have had these mishapss though! It
happens.Comments ()
i totally agree...i think that every woman has that happen at LEAST once...and if they haven’t they have NO IDEA how lucky
they are Comments ()
Gross! (j/k). But seriously, I’m glad I’m a guy.Comments ()
maybe they were gay and didn’t notice.
oh hell.. even gay men check out asses of a women. they’re probably more observant.. nevermind. that sucks.Comments ()
that was pretty good of them to not snigger or say something stupid.. you came out of that experience a much wiser woman
didn’t you, now you just wear a ginch! Comments ()
oh shit. at least it’s over. now you don’t have to look forward to tragedy anymore.Comments ()
Such mishaps happens. Put it behind and forget. No?Comments ()
CP: yes you defiantly don’t ever have to deal with stuff like that unless of course it were to happen to a lady friend of yours
and you were with her at the time.
Sarah: i know i laughed about it...how could i not but it still sucked BAD.
s!: those accidents defiantly do not happen very often that is for sure!!!!
trans: agreed. it has never happened again!
shirazi: of course! it happened YEARS ago, just an embarrassing memory is all. Comments ()
Corinna they might have noticed it.. but men don’t necessarily notice everything. Though, if they were looking at your bum it
might have been hard to miss...Comments ()
either way....looking back on it, i find it beyond funny Comments ()
Yes Comments ()
corinna(if clots are enough)dude,they wouldve been checking your ass out left right and centre.BUT,seeing as your apartment was
such a dive/hovel,they may of thought that you just a young slob and said SNATCH JAM was maybe jelly or something?
hows your migraine?gone i hope Comments ()
Naturally Gaylord Geezer Prince of Puns hit the nail on the head. But...Corinna you have my deepest sympathy. Lesson learned of
course! It actually gets easier after having kids because you don’t know what indignity is yet dear!!!!! You really have
something to look forward to now...see? And don’t get me started on leaking breasts...gahhhhhhhh!Comments ()
I once beshat myself in my sleep, but I’m pretty sure no one saw me. Its the only memory I have that I can use as a trellis to
grow empathy upon.
In the end, that sounds dreadful...oh, wait! I have it.
Once, I forgot to shave and do my hair in the morning, and then spilled coffee on a white shirt and didn’t notice that either.
I went to work, and (this was back before I was single) tried to flirt with a customer. I thought I was doing pretty good until I went to
the restroom and saw myself in the mirror.
Not quite the gross factor, but still, quite embarassing.
So....glad you don’t live in a frozen, critter infested fish smoker like that anymore.Comments ()
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Yeah I certainly can feel how tough it might have been. In fact I myself was in the same situation 4 months ago until I got a job
enough money to get me an awesome home...
This post is exactly out of my life...Comments ()
Now there is a story for cosmo.
Van’s east side is notoriously aweful and i’m sure it has gotten alot worse since the last time i was there.Comments ()
and also jerk,why isnt east van a nice place?is it run down?
or is that where all the frenchies live?ha ha ha ha!!!!
poxy fukkin french...Comments ()
ack, i’m so sorry to hear that. i once bled all over myself during sleep. no one saw my stained pj’s the next morning
but the matress had a stain i couldn’t remove and i only thought that i should have tried harder to remove it on moving day
when two burly guys walked out with my blood stained matress. i got all paranoid and embarrassed and felt so exposed and
vulnerable. (sigh)Comments ()
If Gus asks me about it, I will have to tell her. I just wouldn’t be able to lie to that face.Comments ()
thats one licked clean sphincter shes got there.
jerk,you dont have one of those hideous kitty litters do you?they pong!Comments ()
Chindogu: well i see where your loyalties lie
geezer: she licks the thing constantly she loves it. yes unfortunately we do BUT we don’t use the stinky clay liter we use
wheat liter it is also better for the kitty!Comments ()
Show Geezer this, and maybe she’ll feel less alone in her exposure.Comments ()
Hmm. My link didn’t work.
http://www.safetinspector.com/pix/odobutt.jpg
A fellow exposed kitty.Comments ()
oh my god that photo is SO wrong!! hahaComments ()
yes, yes it does! Comments ()
thanks again guys for all of your great comments and compliments!!
and rhonda, i will scan my naked boobs you can see them if you want but i ain’t posting them!! Comments ()
Aw, Gus looks super soft and cuddly! I love cats Comments ()
i dont think that the identity of the cat in this photo is so clear...that could be any cat, a simple cat, a cat that, you know, went through
a difficult time and needed money....thus, the compromising photo we see here..........whoever that cat in the photo is..Comments ()
How dumb am I? It took me a while to figure out that the pinkish thing above the said (bottom) was it’s hind paw...and I
thought why would someone show a picture of a poor kitties boo boo to the world. It finally dawned on me that you weren’t
that depraved and it was indeed a paw. So I guess you’re not a jerk for now...heh heh! Geezer should do a pic like the Gus
don’t you think? I’m sure he could get into that position...Comments ()
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Excellent cat butt.Comments ()
I think you might get busted for Kitty porn!Comments ()
thank you so very very much that means the world coming from you i saw that other cat butt and man, it was some pretty nice cat
butt. Comments ()
Gus is adorable!!!
Nice butt!Comments ()
your new blogger buddy has one up on you. she likes cat butt and barbie butt!Comments ()
That’s just...oh honey...poor love.
Fucking bad mannered firemen, how dare they wake you up!
But, really; slugs in the kitchen. That’s gross! Those are things that have no need to enter a house. It’s not like people
grow lettuce in there. Mice one could expect, but slugs. All I can think about is how you must never have walked barefoot in your own
home.Comments ()
She’s very cute, but if she’s mad it’s probably becaue she would’ve prefered to have posed a little
more feline for the snap. You know; back arched, tail up, sly look.Comments ()
I live near St. Andrews! If you come over, let me know, I’ll treat you to lunch and drinks!Comments ()
she is so cute. butt and all.Comments ()
I LLLLOVE CATS! I have one and she’s so cute her name is Diva, such a sweety! she hates me today cause I had to giver
her a bath .. she’ll love me again tomorrowComments ()
gus is so cool.......you’re so lucky to have such a cool cat.........but, did you ever wonder if a cat thinks it’s
yummy........like, it’s kinda gross isn’t it......but they keep doing it........why?Comments ()
why, oh why, am i the only person, whos gone through that, and more than once? irasali comes close to me, with the stained mattress
bit, mine is a war zone (due to surprises and hemmoraging). i won’t let anyone move it but me, my dad and jeremy.Comments
()
That’s my silly siamese, Odo. For some reason he likes to climb to the top of his climber and then sit in it upside down.
Why?
Because he can.Comments ()
But how can vancouver not be nice, it has cyclone taylor, the best hockey store ever (i’ve never been there but that
doesn’t stop me buying stuff from there...yay internet).
That sucks about the blotched jocks but these things happen...it’s like when men are woken from bed to answer the door, you
have to put a hand in your pocket in an attempt to hide the morning glory Comments ()
Cool, I like coming here.Comments ()
Now here’s what’s weird - tell me if YOUR cat is like this:
My cat is constantly showing me his cat bumm. It’s as if he’s saying, “See, here’s where my balls
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USED to be, bitch.”Comments ()
awesome! that’s some cute cat butt.
thanks for the link doll, i’ll be back...Comments ()
Cat butt is second only to schnauzer butt. I have multiple schnauzer butt pics and am thinking of opening a puppy porn
site.Comments ()
Ok ok...here is a comment here...but only for you.
Catt Butt would be a good name for a band. I would play guitar.Comments ()
I have awakened. Thanks for your concern.Comments ()
sweet cat assComments ()
haha.. yeah, cleaning is a pain!!
does this mean we are gonna see a Victoria’s Secret scan soon?! Comments ()
haha yes there was nothing VS about my gator ginch! these are just regular underwear as well, the butt just says SMART in big
letters...i think it means ‘smart ass’ though..not that i am smart Comments ()
youre very smart for a JERK! and way cool.
its a bit gay for men to wear underwear with writing on.girls no problem.
cleaning is crap. a mate of mine has a house cleaner (hes a doctor),and on a few occasions shes come around early to clean and
weve got home from clubs at the same time.were always off of our heads (someone most of put something in my drink....),and one
time a mate sat her down and gave her a fukking manicure.she loved it.Comments ()
haha, when they say SMART ASS i don’t really think they mean to say you’re smart either!! Comments ()
So having you come over to clean my place is out of the question?Comments ()
GOOD thing that I was smart enough to realise that though eh? seriously. i could of like totally made a fool of myself!!!Comments ()
that must be one awesome cat to live with...i can only imagine what other photos you have! heheComments ()
maja: gus seriously is the best cat in the WORLD
adam: did gus tell you to write that?
sumo: god save us if geezer takes a picture like that. SAVE US
DLAK: scandalous
addict: she can be
neel: barbie butt is also scandalous
lyvvie: she can totally be a whore that way
irasali: she likes to show off
Spontaneousnessity: i can’t even imagine giving gus a bath. she is in total control of both adam and i, it would be BAD.
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JAN: i do sometimes wonder....but i also am glad she seems to enjoy keeping it clean and all
Shirazi: thank you! i enjoy having you here!
robin: she doesn’t do that but she does some things that make me think she was a MAN a real MAN in her past life.
clara: i will also put under the jerks i don’t know
andi: do it. for sure.
AB: i am starting a band, i think i will call it cat butt if you don’t mind. thank you.
Dragko: i’ll be over to see how you are...my browser crashed when i went to open the folder you are in.
ho: isn’t it? she loves her ass so muchComments ()
Am on on top of this? Awesome!
Dirty monkey buggers!Comments ()
you are crazy. stark raving bonkers! we love it!! Comments ()
AB ha HA!Comments ()
yes you are stark raving bonkers corinna(if monkey fecal matter is enough).
those photos fukking cracked me up!
and im well impressed that you threatened to throw your POO too.Comments ()
very smart C! Comments ()
you are funny!! always something wild and interesting here. thanks for this nice escape!!Comments ()
Crazy monkey!!!! But adorable and funny too Comments ()
Geezer: i agree. pictures on mens under-pants like snowmen, or christmas balls, penguins, that sort of thing is cool, but i draw the
line at writing words.
AB: you can always dream.Comments ()
I do that too! I go grocery shopping and end up with NO FOOD. Just bags full of cleaning supplies and beverages.
You’ll never be thirsty or dirty at my place.Comments ()
waiting... waiting... where’s the scan, jerk? Comments ()
the doctor is artfully copping the marilyn chambers pose of the everlasting wagina. im so glad that porn actors do not have tails...no
offence, doctor vegas. i realize that you do suffer with simian nymphomania.....it happens, buddy. you can take the doctor out of the
jungle, but you cant take the jungle out of the doctor.Comments ()
fuck that monkeys HOT!Comments ()
WOW, thank you! that would AMAZING! how kind. awesomerad! Comments ()
OMG I love to buy cleaning products. Sometimes I just can’t even go down that aisle. It’s compulsive, it’s
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addictive and I need one of those 12 steps programs for it. Cleaning sucks ass, so maybe I’m looking for a product that
makes it suck less.Comments ()
Binsk & Sam: i just had a feeling that i could not be alone on this one
ian: i am wearing them plus that other butt scan was hard man.Comments ()
Yes, but with that sock monkey posing his crotch so firmly against the scanner we’re able to see that he has no bulge. You
can inform him that we are all laughing at him, not with him.Comments ()
You always have a reson for me to visit here and enjoy.Comments ()
And you thought I was weird when I toilet trained my monkey. At least he does not throw poo around.Comments ()
you know it’s counter productive to be overly hygenic don’t you? You end up more susceptible to getting
sick.Comments ()
OsBasso would be proud (if this were Thursday)Comments ()
Sounds like the money I saw last week at the zoo
He was a crazy little bastard!Comments ()
this turned out really wellComments ()
if you think that no porn actors have tails, you are sorely mistaken mister... perhaps you have forgotten a curious little monkey who
goes by the name of diggler johnson? if you have, no worries, because somebody just got a digital camera and is planning to
bombard you with images of not only the monkey, but a few cats and maybe even a little dog and a weasel ball too... okay
don’t get your hopes up about the weasel ball, i’m not really sure where it is - but the rest is true!Comments ()
Cheeky Monkey!
I looked, but I didn’t see you with bad hair.
I saw you with a great smile and lookin’ HOT in glasses, but no bad hair.
Comments ()
that’s the nicest monkey crotch i’ve seen all day. thanks!Comments ()
Bad bad monkey.
Great Great Post!!!Comments ()
Hey! That’s the same monkey that keeps sending me pr0n spam! I know it’s him; I’d recognize that crotch
anywhere. Tell him to watch it.Comments ()
it’s actually me, indy. not the monkey.Comments ()
I want a sock monkey. Where can I get a sock monkey?Comments ()
totally but tell that to my OCD
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i don’t get sick very often...Comments ()
I used to have a sock monkey with a red butt.
I called him bloody-butt monkey. Your monkey seems far nicer than mine. I think I could spend time with your monkey and NEVER
feel tempted to yell, “BLOODY BUTT MONKEY! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!?”Comments ()
i love cheeky monkeys! Comments ()
OMG. i LOVE to buy cleaning products!!! that’s the first place i head when i walk into the store!!!
(but i usually like cleaning, too...)Comments ()
yum. firemen.
sorry that had to happen. i think i would’ve died, too.Comments ()
that was Very Entertaining. Comments ()
Cheeky Monkeys are the best. LMAO at all the pics.Comments ()
chris: you are sweet! you are the very first person to get excited about being first!
s!: good!
geezer: thank you that means so very very much
Lorena: you are very welcome!
Binsk: looks can be very deceiving
ABC: you said it man, totally
SLC: haha you went with my name for diggler. take that ABC.
bring on the images, on a side note the one of the three of you on hi5 is so awesome!!
geezer: dude, i know
Bennet: he is just hiding it as to not scare anyone
Shirazi: :)
dad: we are totally regretting not potty training him now let me tell you
Bugs Butt: every buddy loves monkey porn
Addict: they all are no matter what they tell you
Clay: thank you kindly
Jerk-OAT: totally blushing… jerk
Clara*: you are very welcome
Robin: thanks i have no control over him!
indy: i will demand he stop
Ho: stop it
Nolff: you can make one….that is how we got one we made him, and since we made him we own him and can make him do whatever
we want
STi: he is the biggest asshole ever. i swear to you he is
Grace: they are the only kind you can truly ever love
Sumo: they are you are so right!Comments ()
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I just really, really want to give her a sandwich.
BTW...I HATE that song too.Comments ()
i think she started losing the plot quite some time ago..Comments ()
I heard her live once, and she sucked eggs so hard it was tantamount to a poultry abortion.
At that point I lost interest.
But I really liked her first album...something about a dinner club card on Wednesdays??Comments ()
Have you seen the new black “CrowStrong” bracelets?Comments ()
hmmm.well i shagged her once (up the bum) and all she did was moan about ‘lance’ for eons after.gayLORD.
so i gave her a knuckle sandwich and wiped my willy on her pillowcase.
goodnight.Comments ()
*if it does ruin her.. she brought it upon herself.
*as far as i’m concerned she was ruined after the globe sessions. nothing good has come from her since.
frankly.. i do not believe an artist.. should be allowed to put out a “very best of” after only 4 real releases.
it’s bullshit.Comments ()
it’s misplaced anger.. he’s really angery because he has no ears.Comments ()
i totally want one of those mr. clean eraser things.. they look fucking awesome.
that and i have soap scum all over the bottom of my shower and it’s.. grossing me out and i can’t get rid of it with
caustic chemicals.Comments ()
cleaning products are always so much more attractive on the store shelf. i always make big plans on how this time its going to be
different, i’m going to keep the place sparkling. but its always the same, they usually end up forgotten under the kitchen
sink.Comments ()
holy crap do you think? we didn’t give any of them ears! what if they all start attacking their owners?Comments ()
haha LOL Comments ()
i do agree with you both sarah and s!....i do. i only enjoy a few of her songs. i do not consider myself a fan. either way i still really am
not looking forward to crap songs on the radio about lancey pants and how much she LOVES him and stupid stuff
i also agree that she needs some lunch.Comments ()
i think my wife will be leaving me to pursue lance’s booty.Comments ()
Coming back here to ask you about your hero. What do say about Lance’s retirement.Comments ()
i don’t think i have any of her cds. i have heard some rumors as well. lets hope it all works out.Comments ()
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okay, you cant just throw weasel ball out unresponsibly like that. mine is lost, alas, but it was green + yellow in colouration. the
weasel, however, was sooooo lame. i think that he was a burnout from the sixties. he was always borrowing money. and the car. he
was nothing but a loser! rock over london, rock on chicago; visa--its everywhere you want to be.
H-U-N-G-D-O-N-G!-!-!-!Comments ()
i heard that she is doing a duet album with carlos santana. mwha ha ha!Comments ()
I am still ticked that Cheryl dumped me for Lance. At least I have testicles!!
Comments ()
i want one between my legs to make me happy. LOL!Comments ()
I keep hoping Mr. Muscle will pop up and clean my kitchen for me one day.
I love bald men...Comments ()
What a Porney Sock Monkey!
(I wonder if you’ll ever get a google hit on that search phrase??)Comments ()
who’s lance......and why does this gus guy keep responding to usComments ()
Did I have a wicked weird dream, or did I read that she dumped Lance? That’s really gonna make her album
unbearable.Comments ()
Happiness kills creativity. Maybe we should start rumors to break them up; then she will be heartbroken and writing better
stuff.Comments ()
hehe, now THAT is a great idea!!Comments ()
That’s one thing I hate about going to spend the weekend at my boyfriend’s house... I can’t prance around in
my panties for fear of his roomies making “comments”.
Oh well... I will have to restrict my near-nudity to the bedroom.Comments ()
hmmmmmmComments ()
If you were REALLY an exhibitionist...you’d get your mail in your undies.
...yes...I’m daring you...Comments ()
Do you leave the blinds open? If so, what is your address?Comments ()
i swear to you that it is ONLY my dread of mrs. e. that keeps me from doing it. i would never live it down and there would be no other
explanation for her to wrap her little head around other than deciding on the spot that i MUST be a crack addict (or something?) and
that i just could not handle.Comments ()
yes, almost always. not when it is SUPER hot though, ONLY because it keeps it cooler to keep them closed and comfort is my
number one aim in the game.
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address: a street in the west end of downtown Vancouver, BC. CanadaComments ()
i hear you! as soon as i get home i strip down and wander around my apartment naked. i’m sure all the people walking down
yonge like the view.Comments ()
i’m the same damn way. but i always have an erection.Comments ()
Me too. I accidentlly knock over lamps and vases and picturesComments ()
aaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaaarrn nnhhhh, hurrnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr!Comments ()
mmmmmmm chewy...i heart your fur love the hats.Comments ()
jen said panties......
dude,youre nude!
sweet.
next time,answer the door naked.Comments ()
am gonna have to start hand-delivering mail to your place now.. what did you say your address was?Comments ()
who the hell is gus creeper...........is he your secretaryComments ()
I’ma wanna be exhibitionist! Gettting better every day Comments ()
omg. steve would love if i was an exhibitionist
i just started wearing my undies and a t-shirt or a tank top sans bra. took me 4 FUCKING YEARS TO WORK UP TO THAT!!!
heh.Comments ()
i love lance, too. sheryl crow kinda went downhill after tuesday night music club in my opinion.Comments ()
I will hang out in panties with you. Clothes suck. They should be cancelled. Along with Monday mornings.Comments ()
you, me and sam, and we’ll take out mrs e with a nerf gun, filled with...oh i dunno...how about garlic (she’d take
offense to that, right?), eh? [fuck]Comments ()
i want one of those rubbermaid scrubby-dealies, so then i don’t have to work, whilst scrubbing the conditioner residue from my
tub, using 5 different products. [have you gotten the javex pop-up towels, yet, they’re rad]Comments ()
i fully support you. i love being naked just because. screw the others. but not literally.Comments ()
i shall wear a 1920s bathing suit and cultivate a moustachesComments ()
i will do a post on the origin of gus greeper...soon it is pretty silly.Comments ()
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that is awesomerad though man! getting comfortable with ones self in the buff or the near buff isn’t easy but is super
fun!Comments ()
But where do you live Comments ()
my only intersting search string this month has been ‘belt buckle whipping’. totally tame compared to last
month..there is still time for some gooders there are a few days left in the month.....Comments ()
I saw that recent post about your landlady...I wouldn’t want to be her the next time she ticks you off. Just imagine seeing HER
naked!!!!!!!!! eeeewwwwwwww!Comments ()
I love getting mail! any mail, I don’t care. As a child I got no mail, but now as a grown-up (yeah right!) I get tons! We moved
here two years ago and we still get loads for the previous owners.
For the first year I dutifully scribbled “return to sender” on all those letters that came thru for former residents, but after
a year, I think they’re mine. I open all their mail now, I know it’s a crime, but if it was important to them they
would’ve sent a new address card right?
I say open them up and enjoy. You can scrunch them up for cat toys, or hey, you may even have a coupon off your next eye exam, or
invitation to test drive the new VW Golf.Comments ()
Cool, Zombies love girls in panties. moooaaaannnnnnComments ()
My boyfriend won’t let me down that aisle in the supermarket - he seriously has to drag me back. What does that make
me?Comments ()
nice pics!! what were you drinking that was so disgusting?! and guys love getting licked.. mmm Comments ()
Hey cutie...nice face licking!Comments ()
thanks it was water i was just being a jerk. i have a penchant for bad photos of myself. i love the look on adams face. and incase you
were wondering the country sock monkey is my parents monkey dr. fever. i just don’t want you thinking that is dr. v.
Comments ()
Hey, can you take picture of a whore on Hastings and someone snorting crack near Gas Town? Thanks.Comments ()
So what flavor???
Great pictures!Comments ()
Vancouver Jugs !!! You know... just random jugs... small ones.. big ones, funny looking ones... hard ones... any jug will do... maybe
one filled with water... oh... OHHHH... wait... oh, im embarrassed.. you thought... oh my face is red.
well, those will do fine too... i suppose...Comments ()
You look better than anti-blogger.Comments ()
i love to lick people, too! yay! come and visit me so i can lick you or you can lick me. or both!
hehe.
i LOVE your city.Comments ()
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I came, I saw, I voted!
Vini, Vidi, Vincent Vega!
You are SO cute! Not the “Oh how cuuuuuute” kind of cute either, more of the “You’re such a naughty
girl” kind.
EGADS! That sounded WAY creepier than I meant it!
(shudder)Comments ()
Sweet! Can you get some pictures of the lesbian in the penthouse across the street?Comments ()
chick:
egan: if for some far out reason we are in that area i will try but with no car i can’t see being in that area.
addict: zest
robert: i can likely find both, with the gay pride parade this weekend i may be able to get you LOTS of photos of JUGS.
nolff: thank you so very much
grace: it is a beauty. i am not sure adam likes those licks as much as i do!
jerk: errr thanks....no worries...hehe i think i have 6 votes now WOO HOO!
MB: that is a KICK ASS idea i TOTALLY will!! Comments ()
Done! You are a ten Corinna
And I love the pictures!!! Especially the licky one!
Have fun wich yo ma!Comments ()
i believe that the good doctor is making the shape of a capital “D”, which clearly points to denmark where danishes are
called copenhagens....except in copenhagen....Comments ()
r u guys doing what i think your doin..........huhComments ()
This is hella hot. Shoot, this is your man? Damnit. Foiled again. I thought he would be available for me.Comments ()
That ROCKS! Way better than Xeroxing your ass cheeks!Comments ()
ooohhh, you look so sexy together. mmmmmm. lick. lick. lick. awesomerad, all of you.Comments ()
this is soooooooooo sizzling. i’m taking off my cardigan. more! encore!Comments ()
it’s like the episode of south park that i watched last night..
cartmen said:
“bitch, i’ve brought it already. i’ve brought it, set it down on the table and open it. bitch.”
THAT’S what i think you should say to Mrs. E. i know i would. even if she was my landlady.Comments ()
you’re such a cute funny jerk. you have your tongue out a lot. i do that too. along with saying “weee” in real life
situations.
hehe.Comments ()
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you’re sooo squishy.
i heart scans.Comments ()
i can’t wait to get DSL, i’m going to post a pic of the kitty that is “Pit”. he’s so cute that it hurts
to look at him. i can’t wait for you to see!Comments ()
the stubble makes it art.Comments ()
that’s a sensational name....so how do you spell Medusa?Comments ()
How does it taste (in upper pic and in lower pic)?Comments ()
I voted for you! 10 out of 10.
You have great skin!
xoxComments ()
Aaaaawwwww, sweet
Makes me miss my geezer though..Comments ()
I used to love getting mail, until I realised that it was always bills.
I’m all for hanging around inside nude(ish). It’s the best! Unfortunately our kitchen window faces out to the street and
if people were to look over the front fence, they could probably see me, but I’m willing to risk it. I reckon that most people
would be more embarrassed to see me than if I knew they saw me. After all, it’s OUR house and we can do whatever we
want in there!
Yeah, and your landlady sucks.Comments ()
i LOVE cleaning and I always buy up big on cleaning products... gotta be in the mood for cleaning though.Comments ()
this one made me cry a little.Comments ()
way cool picture, although i might be a tad jealous...Comments ()
I heart you corinna, and voted apropriately. I voted like the fat guy votes for the teacher in the strip club in Varsity Blues... an
enthusiastic “10!”Comments ()
dude! Is that a booger I see? j/k
Nice scan... you crazy canadians you Comments ()
squished kissy faces, how cute!Comments ()
Sorry I got here so late! What’s with the licking? Between you and Grace we could....(damn, there was some sort of witty
thing I was going to write, and now it’s gone. damn!).
I hardly recognized you with a real camera shot!Comments ()
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He kept his eyes open! That’s just wrong, what is he wanting to look at your eyelids for?? Why do folk do that?
Brilliant idea though!Comments ()
Voted! You jerk...you’re a 10 of course! Geezer is going to have a run for his money with you and that scanner. Scan a
cheek with a big 10 on it...we’ll all love it!Comments ()
GAYLORDS!Comments ()
Enjoying your posts, but being Canadian, had to put my comment on the hockey post!
Keep up the good work...Comments ()
meh...Comments ()
Niiiiiiice!Comments ()
Oh my GAWD...that is awesome. Comments ()
I find it pretty scary. Something Francis Bacon about these scans.Comments ()
THANKS so much for your votes dudes! you all ROCK!
Comments ()
he was making funny faces too! that was our first try i bet there will be others...Comments ()
people xerox their butt checks??? Comments ()
Love, love, love it...Comments ()
very, very cool.Comments ()
i hope you’re collecting these scans.. a scan-freak somewhere will pay a lot of money for all your scans.. somedayComments
()
oh yeah.. did i mention i think you are completely crazy?! no? ok.. you’re completely crazy!!Comments ()
sweet! i love your pics! they’re awesome... Comments ()
I’m single and lonely. shut up.Comments ()
http://huuuuuurrnnnnnnnnnnn.blogspot.com/
AAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh, HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr!Comments ()
HA! Really??
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Being naked is way too cold for me!
You go with ya bad self!Comments ()
LMFAO!
OMG!
Too many abbreviations here!
That is so fucking hilarious!Comments ()
I hope you don’t mind...I did an homage to Dr. Vegas...it was too cute to pass up the picture.Comments ()
Naked is good.
I’ve been guilty in the past of going to a naturist spa near me, simply because I could jacuzzi naked without getting thrown
out!Comments ()
Ha! The first time I read that I read “Lance Bassed album”, which, would probably be worse than any songs about
Lance Armstrong. How many songs can you write about testicular cancer anyways?Comments ()
Nice shots you little golf pro!
And I love the tiger....RAWR!!!!!!Comments ()
it looks like gus is chasing criminals in her dreams......in the first frame, she is sprinting through a busy subway....in the second, she
shoulders her rifle.....finally, she winks to the camera, as if to say “dont think i wont shoot that grin off yer
face!”Comments ()
i wonder what bessie looked like....i always picture someone shart and iruhsh. and the fact that she spent so much time at this course
in particular makes me fink she must have been a drinker. i bet the lads at school would have given her quite a time for wearing long
pants and playing at sport---what if she was a lefty???!!!$$$Comments ()
Golf that shit up! Holy mother of pearl, I enjoy this blog so damn much! Makes me wish you and your man lived a little closer so I can
buy you both unusual drinks and say ‘Ayyyyy!’ or something.Comments ()
That looks like totally SWEET fun. Love the golfing outfit, very pretty Comments ()
Aw, he looks so cute and yummy and cuddly, if I were there he wouldn’t get any peace.. I’d be picking him up and
lying on top of him and hugging him to death!
I wish I could have a cat.Comments ()
Sweet swety sweetness. I love cats. But I don’t want to end up a lonely cat lady. Comments ()
you know, why the fuck aren’t you going to check the mail naked!?!?!? you’re in canada. if it’s not ass cold you
should be naked all the time! really fully enjoy the warm days.
and you know, as long as you have your undies on you’re good to go get the mail. that’s what i usually wear down.
and another thing! very nice photos up above. i really like le tigre. Comments ()
does the little one ever get tired of attention?
i know that my cat that is seriously her twin (i’m really not joking looks dead spot on like her with light green eyes, dark grey
fur and a pretty little face) got cross when he got too much attention and he wasn’t ready for it.
like if you picked him up when he wasn’t ready he’d seriously just get out the claws and start flailing until he got put
down. but he was fucking adorable!
our little gal here is super duper affectionate and built like a little tank. she’s so awesome. and she loves the tummy rubs. i
think that’s a uniquely girl thing in cats.
oh!! oh!! oh!!! and i love the tori title a few posts back. putting the damage on...not as good as little earthquakes but still
good.Comments ()
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Gus likes the colors eh?Comments ()
Looks like you guys had a loverly time...I’m into swinging a tennis racket though.Comments ()
Not a pro golger as you are but wish to to play 19 hole round with you at my “home ground”. You are
invited.Comments ()
really its incredible at how much she resembles my kitty. of course that is not the only reason that i would think that she is incredibly
adorable and lovalble--i swear its not. Comments ()
i am SOOOO going to the driving range right now!!!Comments ()
i stick to my original opinion that gus’s nickname shud be “Gustapo”, and “Stinky Poo-Poo
Head” is not appropriate at all! Comments ()
corinna, i’ve always hated golf but you make it look like fun what with the tiger and flip flops and cute boy.Comments ()
:-)
Another good one. I still want to see photos of the ‘making of’. Two people leaning sideways over a scanner, having
a snog. That’s got to be a good look!Comments ()
oooh a camera for the week huh...
Lock yourself in the bathroom and stock up on pics for HNT!!!Comments ()
awww, how cuuute Comments ()
quite the story +)Comments ()
are you allergic?Comments ()
oh yes ! it is always all about her, if she wants attention she will not leave us alone not to mention she wakes us up EVERY
MORNING between 3 and 5. but if we want to give her attention and she is not in the ‘mood’ there is no negotiating
with her!!Comments ()
we have taken some behind the scenes scanning photos this weekend they will be up soon Comments ()
binsk: that would be the one and only rain tamer. i love him to death and he protects my putter from crazy gators on the course.
abc: i always wonder about bessie too...
chris: thanks you are so sweet chris one of these days we will be over there and we should meet up for sure!
maja: i totally make fun of people who golf in sandals but when i do it it is ok
sumo: i haven’t played tennis in years last time i tried i sucked worse than bad, but having learned how to ‘keep my
eye on the ball’ i wouldn’t mind giving it another shot.
shirazi: right on !!
mcg: take pictures with your phone man.
ago-go: there is NEVER a shortage of hot guys on the golf course. shhh i didn’t just write that.
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addict: i am working on it
clay: i hope it all made sense Comments ()
Aw! Your cat is very very cute! I have two of my own that I love to pieces Comments ()
LOVE the shots!
Great legs & great boney toes...so pretty.Comments ()
Anonymous on Aug 1 2005, 11:22
I think you need golf shoes. It’ll improve your game, you can take a couple strokes off if you wear golf shoes. You get added
grip, and the whole golf outfit boosts your confidence. Cheating also lowers your score, so you can always do that if you don’t
want the shoes.Comments ()
thanks chick! i hate my boney toes! and two of them are hammer toes...GROSS!!!
paul: i never cheat (anymore) i only wear sandals to the pitch and putt i don’t wear them golfing anywhere else. i love sweet
golfing outfits Comments ()
poor little tiger really got it in the ass huh?Comments ()
i LOVE your scanned HNT posts! They are so clever. And I love the matted parts. Very cute!Comments ()
I’m really into your water bottle. It reminds me of something...Comments ()
I love your list.
I make lists all the time... I’m sure I’ve written a definitive list like yours at least once before... I’d have to go
through my old diaries to find it, though. I feel like we’re similar in so many ways.
Your list shows a lot of things that you’ve acknowledged about yourself and I think you’re very insightful.
I just wanna give you a hug!
*hugs* xoxoxComments ()
lookin all hitchcock and shit......gus means bizzness. lordamerrrrrcy.Comments ()
hahaha, I’m glad you said it’s not a scan... I thought you’d pinned her down to the scanner or something
Comments ()
That’s quite a list I could write a list... the first item would be to write more lists so I remember to do stuff
You should definitely see tool live, they’re awesome.... of course they probably won’t tour until they release a new
album which sucks I always find the live versions of Aenima and Push It off the Salival CD very enjoyable. I think they’re
exactly the same as they performed them on their last tour, especially push it. hmmm, sorry, that probably just makes you want to
see them more.
Like maja, I also give you a great list *hug* Comments ()
Falling in love is not a mean achievement alone. That may change every thing else time. Nice to have a vision. . .Comments ()
Ummmm....she looks sorta shifty...or sneaky? Is there a mouse nearby?? Comments ()
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Never fear TOOL is in the recording studio as we speak!Comments ()
What a great list. You’ve got some pretty important ones already done! Keep up the good work chickie.Comments ()
"Good Lord - I’ve heard about this - cat juggling!
Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good Father,
could there be a god that would let this happen?"Comments ()
Probably how to kill you in your sleep. Cats can do that.Comments ()
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY EARS?!?”Comments ()
Grey, sleekit, golden-eyed puss, stalks through this urban jungle in search of availible male for fun and possible LTR. Come and
share my catnip and toys, and I may let you bite my neck.
If cats had personal ads...what would they say?Comments ()
Never show these to Gus...you’ll scare the crap out her. Literally!Comments ()
That was a long list to read...I’m sleepy now...not the bored sleepy...the reading sleepy kind...though quite
interesting!Comments ()
I promise she is thinking the following in a scruffy, halting voice with a New Zealand accent:
What’s your style?
{ask mr applebap for the exhange that would follow if you were to respond “I call it the art of fighting, without
fighting”}Comments ()
Cool list. I think I may have to dig out mine and do the same. Could be very interesting.Comments ()
i love that.
she’s thinking ‘birds and mice taste the same, but birds are more of a challenge’. or something like
that.Comments ()
she’s thinking how much she hates you and how she is going to kill you while you’re sleeping Comments ()
nice list. i’m way too disorganized for that. heh.
rock climbing is fun. but i have forgotten all the rules. ugh.Comments ()
LMFAO!
Design, production and direction huh???? Well bravo!
And I really liked your close up cameo “videeeeo”
Well actually I liked every single part of that movie actually!! You too funny Corinna. Comments ()
Two actuallies in one sentence seems a bit much huh?Comments ()
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wanna know something funny? i put the post up without the (this is not a scan) and i looked at it and said fuck man… people are
totally going to think this is a scan and i am torturing her!! so i went back in and added it and as i was telling my buddy chindogu what
i am writing now your comment came in! Comments ()
thanks for the hugs guys!! and the tool info Comments ()
i can’t believe how FEW are bolded but i guess when it comes right down to it the on-going ones are the most important...for
me anyways. i would totally be interested in your list if you werer to dig it out... Comments ()
dude, i totally forgot to mention my cameo in the credits! i i can’t stop saying “videeeeo” now
actually is the new totally!!!Comments ()
Nice...live action...there!Comments ()
makes me wish i had speakers.
the term “lay an egg” to me means.. takes a shit.
i was scared for a moment. scared.. but giggly. because i’ve taken pictures of my dog whilst she lays an egg. she had a
frisbee in her mouth. the images bring tears to my eyes from the laughter they inspire.Comments ()
she looks as if she’s pondering jumping on something.
like someone’s throat.
i love yer keekee.Comments ()
Nolff and Chewbacca give it two thumbs up!Comments ()
i’m kinda surprised that you haven’t quit smoking pot.
it must be EXTREMELY casual use. because i don’t think one can run a half marathon whilst habitually smoking anything.
that said.. i miss getting high. but i don’t miss how paranoid and forgetful i am when i do.Comments ()
Bad Kitty! Great short.Comments ()
That was GREAT! You are v. talented...Stephen Spielberg WATCH OUT!Comments ()
She looks like she’s in one of those old Godzilla type movies. I’m just waiting for digitally shrunken people to run
screaming with their arms flailing in the air!Comments ()
she looks suspicious, suspicious of your next bold move? Comments ()
burns and allen want her phone number.
abra cadabra, that is quite the hairdo... the brightness prevented me from ascertaining whether it was in fact a mohawk or just an
imposter.Comments ()
i love these shots. especially those you took of the shoes. it really looks like you had a lot of fun it shows from the pictures.Comments
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That totally sucked...
But so did titanic and it did pretty well.Comments ()
Damn it! I can’t seem to view it. I was eager to see you in all your live action spendor.
I’m sure it was good if it’s anything like this blog, which I enjoy a little too much at times.Comments ()
I think that Gus is thinking:
What is she thinking??Comments ()
I love it!!Comments ()
no it is an imposter.... i am only a baldness.... what i do like is how i have three names in the credits like jonathan taylor thomas,
zachary ty bryan, and taran noah smith.... or j. edgar hoover. ahhhh, i have truly made it. it is a splendid!!
i can no believe that burmis has such action in her tail-- it often reminds me of eddy murphy at the end of trading places also starring
dan aykroyd and don ameche when they are trying to switch briefcases with clarence beeks on the train. that was awesome. i hate
how on tv at christmas they always cut out the scene where jamie lee curtis holds her boobs. but this movie is so much better than
trading places.Comments ()
this is an interesting interpretation.... i feel that she is thinking, while dripping liquid boogers, “but how can you be
sure?!?!?!?!?!”
oh burmis, you are my buddy. oh burmis, ...... and so on.....Comments ()
YOU off my blog! Comments ()
fuck beans that is one brilliant film!
what’s that i smell??? is it?? yes it is! an OSCAR!~Comments ()
Well aren’t YOU just the coolest?!?!?!Comments ()
Ack! I can’t see it!Comments ()
I wish I knew how to put up videos. I’m sure they’d suck, but it might be fun.Comments ()
Great video. I enjoyed this. (I recomend you for Oscar Comments ()
The dialogue was very artistic, but the sex scenes make it an Oscar winner.Comments ()
hello JERK! good to see youre jerkin away.i have been too.probably too much,cos it now looks like a piece of string with a marble on
the end.
unfortunately my gay webfilter wont allow me to c your movie.its obviously hardcore FILTH!cool.
dude,evertime i see your foto with gus the cat,i seriously think that its gonna come to life and hes gonna bite your face!
good to see youre alive JeRk!Comments ()
I smell celebrity! I’ve posted my dog lounging from the California heat...it may amuse you.Comments ()
hahaha, you should pin her down and scan it...se if it comes out any different Comments ()
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awesomeradcoolsweetdude
do it again.
You may have unkowittingly started a blog movie craze!Comments ()
did i just see on your list that you wanted to see a Tool concert live?! with that one statement you have become one of the coolest
gals i’ve ever known. awesomeradcool.
wait a second, you were already one of the coolest gals i’ve ever known. hmm. Comments ()
Aaaaaaassssssss youuuuuuuuuuuuuu wiiiiiiiiiiiish!!!Comments ()
quit smoking pot - it’s really not as hard as it sounds. much as i love my ‘trips’.. i have realised there is more to
life than weed. i’d prolly smoke up again, but for now, no.
go to Africa - yes yes!! go to Kenya too! you’ll love it! i promise!
write a stand-up act and perform it - heyy.. this is one on my list too!! am just gathering courage for an open-mic night somewhere..
see Tool live - they’re in the studio.. album expected in fall.. tour soon afterward.. if you’re in my neck of the woods
around then, we should totally go!!Comments ()
that made me laugh out loud. i have no sound at worked so i watched it without any dialouge but i think maybe that added to it.
loved it.Comments ()
He’s definitely plotting to take over the world. Look at his wee beady eyes.Comments ()
I love your list! I have one, too, and it looks quite similar to yours. Except mine will never have a half-marathon on it. I would certainly
die shortly after that one was accomplished.Comments ()
Whatever she’s thinking i’m sure its delightfully evil.Comments ()
Seriously.. need to pooh... but... everyone’s here.. and i know i just know these assholes are going to try to take a picture of
my ass again.Comments ()
I couldn’t see the video, but I’m sure it was marvelous.Comments ()
Bad, bad Kitty!
Video!
Tres Brill. Neat-o accents...talk more, talk more!!Comments ()
I HAVE THAT SAME FUCKING SCANNER MAN!
whoa.. i heart your scans. you know that.Comments ()
Such imagination should not be wasted! Go GLOBAL!Comments ()
Oh I forgot!!!!May the puck be with you! Scan it between you jerky cheeks! Yeah...that’s the ticket! Go SCANNER!Comments
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i thought you sat around in the nood? not in tank tops and baggy shorts...Comments ()
i do, but that is for adam’s eyes only! and i guess the neighbors
also this behind the scenes project was conducted while my mother was here, rarely, well never to be honest, do i hang out in just my
underwear when being visited by either parent.
i am wearing a golf outfit here, it is a skirt (not baggy at all), and a lacoste tank top, suitable for a real course even.
i hope you find this answer satisfactory
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well you golf goddess you!Comments ()
here is an example of how lame and girly i can be: the outfit i was in when i started the project was pj shorts and a super old white
tank top. you could see the sweat stains on the pits in the pictures and it was gross and i knew geezer or someone would be like
GROSS SWEATY PANTS...IF SWEAT IS ENOUGH...or something..SO i was like HEY i didn’t get any pictures in my favorite
golf outfit i am SO going to wear it.
i refuse to pay A LOT of money for lacoste stuff when the only reason i like it is cause it has gators on it and i hate being nikes bitch
when it comes to athletic wear..i buy it super cheap on ebay. real ones still but super cheap.
if a companies logo is obvious on a piece of clothing i will rarely wear it.Comments ()
yes.. i prefer NOT being a commercial whore.
commercialism doesn’t lick pussy like it should.Comments ()
I’m glad to hear that you usually do this sort of thing half-nekkid. I was getting disappointed by seeing the clothes in the
pictures. Thanks for the step by step instructions!
Now if you could do the same thing showing us how you did the ass shot--that’s gotta be hilarious!Comments ()
Thanks. Just thanks. Awesome stuff as usual.Comments ()
you know, its eerie.... this montage looks exactly like the storyboard for the Net. stunning.Comments ()
....the perfect round of golf....Comments ()
thank you
thank you all
i feel like i have already won the oscar! you are all too kind.
kisses all around...(on the cheek pervs)Comments ()
i am sure like every cat that gus has very vivid fantasies of killing me, pawing or licking me to my last breath. but honestly i
don’t think she has the follow through in her. she is just such a big ball of fluff and love.Comments ()
If you don’t stop doing that you will go blind and hair will grow in your hand. No...that isn’t right, is it?Comments ()
That is way too much work. I bet you even have a job and shower and stuff. All in one day. Wow.Comments ()
i knew it would be a creative process. i fucking knew it. it’s like a beautiful jerkette ritual, minus the aromatherapy. i also adore
how you look sideways. not as much as i like the front, but there you go.Comments ()
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i said it before, i’ll say it again. AWESOMERAD. and the title is just too badass. encore!Comments ()
she’s thinking, “I LIKE PUSSY.” am i right?Comments ()
i’ve never made lists like these. yours is filled with extraordinary insight. maybe my fear of lists comes from the realization that
i’m growing older everyday and i still haven’t accomplished a third of what i want to do.Comments ()
mmmmmmmm, sensuality fits the cat.Comments ()
great golf! and the kitty that makes an appearance is preious.Comments ()
a post-modern narrative -- we see you on a screen seeing yourself on a screen. i think i just got mindfucked by you . . . and I liked
it.Comments ()
everyone back off. this blogger is mine!Comments ()
you are a pioneer in artComments ()
Hey... its time to talk Hockey. I know you love hockey and bertuzzi... better post some thoughts soon...heheComments ()
You’re so cool, Corinna!Comments ()
the second scan is kind of scary! you are brilliant tho!Comments ()
This is sort of unique (and interesting) stuff.Comments ()
your scans are the best thing everComments ()
The top one....
It’s my very favorite scan thus far!!!Comments ()
this is really cool.. you are the Scan Queen!!
(if you say that really fast, it sounds like Skank Queen, but you know i didn’t mean it that way!)Comments ()
nice, very artsy. ethereal and all that.Comments ()
What an excellent little tour into the mind of a mad scientist. Make sure you don’t hurt your eyes though! We don’t
want our mad scanner going blind. Comments ()
COOL!
I’m gonna use my scanner for evil too!Comments ()
hah! i love it! and i love the blow-by-blow... huh huh.Comments ()
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VIDEO!!! Comments ()
well.. i guess that settles THAT then.
my dad is applying for a driving job up in Fairbanks. they will inevitably be headed past your neck of the woods soon.
i’m so jealous.Comments ()
You have to promise him to kill him that is not fair.
You want to be a zombie? I understand that but what about the children. Think about it.
I as a Zombie expert think. You must be prepared to kill anyone who is infected. Preferably before the disease takes hold.
First of all that person you once new is dead, but also in a “shit hitting the fan” scenerio, the humans don’t
stand much of a chance. If Adam were the 1st “zombie” you would have in you grasp the balance of power. Stop the
infection now, or let it destroy the world. A or B.
Decide.Comments ()
let the zombies rule. but, in actually, an underground vampire society is being created. I can’t tell you when, or how, or why,
but the zombies will be sacrificed as a major effort to enslave the earth to the vampiric population. But first, they can take out most of
the humans. and the werewolves. in fact, the werewolves need to go first - that takes care of my insignificant other.Comments ()
i would construct a zombie zoo and trap them all in it. then tom petty and i would feed them brains and make them do tricks for
tourists.Comments ()
Thats so cute. Made me wish I had a significant other I could have such banter with.Comments ()
Play by play...yes...I do love it!Comments ()
If you guys become zombies, I’ll kill you (even though you’ll be dead already, it’s VERY confusing). I feel if it
has to be done, a fellow jerk should do it.
If I become a zombie, you guys better off me or I’ll be mad!Comments ()
see adam is obviously able to separate himself man from zombie and separate me woman from zombie. i am blinded by love and
would rather become a zombie with him and start a new zombie existence, race, possibly even be rulers of the new zombie planet. i
don’t know it just all sounds so romantic.
Dragko and jerk i will give it some more thought though you guys do make some good points…..Comments ()
“I want to be a zombie WITH you”.
That’s the most romantic thing i’ve heard in awhile, do they have card for that?Comments ()
you know zombies don’t have sex right?Comments ()
That’s really really sweet, in a really really warped way Comments ()
I can’t say that I’ve had that conversation with anyone yet, but I can see it happening.Comments ()
I had mucho love for your scans before, but now you’re a goddess.Comments ()
Hey Corinna I thought we weren’t supposed to tell the “other bloggers” that we are zombies! The jig is
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up!Comments ()
Oops, said he. Meant she. Damn laptop screen.Comments ()
she is totally used to it...in the sense that she tries to bite my face off at least once a day because she has a boys name. she has
major gender issues. she even has a prominent goatee Comments ()
go rent Shaun of the Dead. Just saw it last night.Comments ()
if i became a zombie..
i think my lady would off me.
hell, if i woke up with bad hair one day, she may just jump the gun and take care of me then.Comments ()
i doo believe that my last line was ‘damn straight’.
but really, you have to realize what you are becoming when you get bit by a zombie. chew on this--if you become a zombie, you have
just as much charm and charisma as the ‘gimp’ zombies, those unlucky enough to be resurrected long after death and
in advanced stages of decomposition. suffice to say, you two are playing on the same table...and the only reason you dont eat each
other is because it never occurred to either of you...your photo albums make your pets throw up.......
and, so on.Comments ()
dude, i even called you to confirm it was correct!! you stink Comments ()
first off, i am jealous...i wish i could have kick ass conversations like that with someone...
second off...i’d rather be a vampire than a zombie...zombies are not happy at all, they are dead and can’t die,
it’s like being tired and not being able to sleep...they have “life insomnia” whereas vampires are dead but that
is ok, they dont mind, it’s normal for them. sure, there is some torment as a vampire, but you are more in control...and
it’s way sexier than rotting flesh...Comments ()
that’s exactly the kind of conversation i have with my boy all the time! so cute...Comments ()
I’m glad you guys worked that out.Comments ()
So cool to know other couples have these deep thought conversations too. Husband and I had a similar chat when he was playing
Theif 3, like “If You were a Zombie would you eat me?” and I answered “With all that candy and chai tea you
drink; I bet you’d taste sweet, so yeah, probably.”
He didn’t like my answer...he’s the romantic in this relationship.Comments ()
i love men who love women. they are so practical, LOL! consider yourself lucky, corinna.Comments ()
yeah.. you two really gotta watch Shaun of the Dead! Comments ()
That is such a badass scan. Great Hnt.Comments ()
Great first photo.. It kinda looks like you are ‘on top’ getting your rocks off... My mind is in the gutter again. Think
I’ll leave it there for a bit Comments ()
he probably thinks that’s romantic so just take it that way.
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that’s how i deal with my jer.Comments ()
Thats awesome! You totally Rock!Comments ()
I am similar to transience, but i just love women. no i love men too, in a non sexual way, and there is nothing greater to see than a
couple that really and truely love and respect each other.Comments ()
that’s a good man you got there Comments ()
HAHAHA! Excellent story, thanks for sharing the history of Greeper!Comments ()
was it that vampire movie on sci fi?Comments ()
Greepin’ with Gus Greeper.. est.?
i do this too.. makes Joshua laugh so hard he turns red.
i’m thinkin’ we were twins separated at birth.Comments ()
my mom still uses some of the words i made up years ago..
i love it.
i like putting my pet’s names into songs.Comments ()
no need to swear. honestlyComments ()
You made me laugh through my bitchiness! 4 stars for you!Comments ()
i really can’t say you’re crazy every post you write can i??
you’re such a greepi’n greeper! i totally greep you! Comments ()
steve, i am confused...there is a line in my bio you may need to refer to:
I swear a lot, if you don’t like the word fuck, you probably won’t like it here.
i only swore like once in that post which i’m pretty sure is a record for me....or maybe you were just being facetious??
i am not proud of how much i swear but that is me. i have always sworn a lot and have no desire to change that.Comments ()
sup corinna(if singing gayly is enough)! sorry i havent been by in a while.MEGA BUSY.
its good to LARF with adam.it proves youre not gay yet really gay.him too.
ill make an effort tonight after work to say gday to all!!
keep smilin possum Comments ()
I think I would rather be a vampire than a zombie but if my JJ became a zombie, I’d keep him. He could live in a shed in the
backyard and I could go play halo with him.. just like in Shaun of the Dead.Comments ()
Made up words are the best! Geezer does that all the time
One time we were playing trivial pursuit and every time someone landed on roll again he would sing a roll again song. Then Sharlotte
kept landing on roll again, about 20 times in a row and he kept singing and it drove me so mad I nearly cried with insanity.Comments
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Ah! So now I get it Comments ()
steely dan needs to be made fun of. And never played again by any radio stationComments ()
LOOOOOL! i have an anal tendency to google for lyrics before i sing them. because the ones i get wrong are the ones that stick like
taffy.Comments ()
Cock of the walk, baby.Comments ()
I believe it’s time for you to make your own dictionary. A Coritinary if you will.Comments ()
chindogu,awesomeRAD idea my friend!Comments ()
greeper eats the reaper..
moldilocks is a paradox..
spock is a cock..
i love to rhyme!
*i like spock, by the way.. it just rhymed*Comments ()
I’m feeling a greepie now...not a bad feeling really!Comments ()
I wish I could clone you.Comments ()
If you were a vampire I would give you rabie shots and all would be cool.
If you were a zombie I would ask you to marry me, if you wernt a zombie I would eat you.
I give the movie a thumbs up, although I found the plot hard to follow I thought the performances were above average and the
cinematography top notch. We look forward to the sequel.Comments ()
I JUST GOTTA HAVE MORE COWBELL!Comments ()
i can remember the exact moment that my innocence was taken--after slowing down and speeding up michael jacksons thriller album
repeatedly, i have an epiphone, and i put on the alvin and the chipmunks christmas album at suuuper sloooow speed to discover that
david seville himself provides alvins voice........only sped up..........sacre bloooooo.Comments ()
Okay creative one, now gimme a name for my new pet snake... (I posted on my blog asking for help). There’s even a picture
if that helps. And, I’d like to say.. Fuck, fuckity fucked fuck me if you can’t fucking take the word fuck. Did I mention
fuck?Comments ()
hehe... i don’t make up words to songs. i learn EVERY SINGLE WORD... and then sing them all. because i’m
freakin’ anal retentive...Comments ()
that is so cool, letting us in on the whole process. love the finished product. very creative you are.Comments ()
this is about my parents. they are abusive assholes.
i am not ready to forgive them. i may never be.
i am ready to start getting it out on my blog.
they cause me more pain than burning joints into my wrist. which i did today.
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life may be to short to hold a grudge and dwell on past pain but it is also too short to surround yourself with abusive people, whether
family or not who don’t deserve to even know you. i tried to forgive them, i tried to let it all go. they as usual did nothing.
my friends are my family.Comments ()
Good practice to rid you of their fucking problems. Control it though. Your art is better than they are.Comments ()
hanks for this explanation. I was wondering about it.Comments ()
sometimes when you win, you really lose. Sometimes when you lose you really win. Sometimes, when you win or lose you actually tie
and sometimes when you tie you actually win, or lose.
rosie is a tough broad and so are you.Comments ()
Ah, Corinna. These people may have birthed you but you are a wonderful individual despite this not because of it.
Live long and prosper!Comments ()
If you are able to, perhaps if you put them at a distance for a time...that might help. Sorry that they are an irritation to you. Rmember
it’s your life and your feelings that you live...and that is what matters.Comments ()
Writing it down is a good way of getting it out. I always do it. Maybe not in my blog (I’m not that brave) but certainly in anything
I write (The film is a good/bad example)
I’m not really sure what to say. You probably don’t need to read the rambling prattle of someone you don’t
know and who doesn’t know you.
All I can say is that from your blog alone, I think you’re super and if you ever want someone to rant to then you can do that.
Be well and keep it Greeper.
ChrisComments ()
aw corinna(if angst is enough).
heres some advice.today,i had a huge shit and feel,like 300% better.you should too.
OR,kill them.
OR,grab adam by the short n curlies.and come and have a holiday in gay oZ with uS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xoxooxComments ()
hahaha that totally made me laugh!!
i will be over to check out your snake EVEN though snakes are the scariest things on the planet. ON THE PLANET.Comments ()
i am very glad you all enjoyed the origin of the greeper. your comments were all very very enjoyable.
i wonder if greeper or some variation of greeper has slipped out of any of your mouths recently.
grace and trans i just want to say that i would just LOVE to hang out with you both in person because if you guys insisted on singing
the correct lyrics i would in turn sing the wrong ones louder. and then i’d make a tape of all the incorrect lyrics and play them
while you were sleeping making it impossible for you to sing the correct ones. EVER. ahh haha haa haa ha how is that for jerky?? i
would of course do this out of love.Comments ()
no, it was Prozac Nation actually.
i was rather surprised it had a vampire preview.Comments ()
Whatever you need to do to work through it so you don’t feel anger and sadness you should do. I hope it is as speedy and
non-painful a process as possible. We are here for you!Comments ()
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excellent poem. full of vitriol.Comments ()
Love the poem.
Write it all down...get it all out...
It helps...
Even though the pain is still there...
It helps.Comments ()
i’m sorry it’s not good.
your poem speaks volumes. keep it up. it’s cheap therapy. i find that writing helps me get it out. it’s even better when i
write it on a piece of paper, in letter form TO a person. then either send it to them or throw it away.
it’s not that i think you should forgive or should do anything. but you will be doing yourself a favor by not letting it kill you.
because i love ya Corinna! (if twins separated at birth are enough!)Comments ()
Keep writing and expressing. You need to feel heard and understood. If it sits inside you it doesn’t go away, it
festers.Comments ()
wow corinna, i can really feel all the pain in this poem. you’ve expressed it so intensely. i know this probably doesn’t
help but can i just say i’m sorry that you were treated badly and i’m glad you are letting it out. i hope it helps.
great poem. love the way it was written.Comments ()
i personally think it’s great that you are letting it all out. you always said that you say what you feel and that is what i admire
about you. i wish you a peace of mind in the days ahead. take care Comments ()
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Geez...I have the strongest urge to give you a great big hug! Those that treat others with no feeling...have no feelings. That definitely
was child abuse. I have always maintained people should be careful about breeding. Certainly no offense to your sweet self...but they
should not have had children... period! You deserve better. It is beyond the pale that a parent would treat their child in this manner.
Sending good vibes your way...you know how those California vibes can be right? Comments ()
Corinna, congrats on the 10k mark. I will be here for 1 mil.
Yours in jerkitude,
DenaComments ()
Corinna, I’d love to knock your dad’s teeth out. And slap your mom, console her and then slap her again. I’m
sorry, I hope that doesn’t offend you. I relate to your story more than you know and more than I’m willing to admit on
my blog (some readers are real-lifers that I cannot confide in).
You are a better person than your parents led you to believe. Comments ()
Corinna, have you seen Shaun of the Dead? I just got a copy to watch...it got plenty o’ stars.
Evil Dead is the all-time best of the worst of zombie films. Bruce Campbell is my mini-God.Comments ()
Great list, C-Diddles. But what’s wrong with fiction?
Coupland is cool.
I’m currently working on improving my posture - fuck yaw!Comments ()
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you ninja. i adore you.
and i’m not making light of this.
i’d never do that.
i just want you to know how i feel, that’s all.Comments ()
i have no clue how many hits i’ve gotten.
i only know that there is a fly buzzing around me here in my office at work and it’s totally pissing me off. i’m going to
go samuri on it and fuck it up BIG time.
i read because you’re a kindred spirit of mine.
and ransom’s too. she’s a huge jerk.Comments ()
i TOTALLY must of left it on someone elses blog but we did rent Shaun of the Dead this weekend because so many of you mentioned
it!(and no i won’t steal granny panties from zellars even if you ask me too)
i totally loved it! if you ask me there’d be nothing wrong with keeping adam out in the shed to play video games with, if worse
came to worse.Comments ()
Smooches and hugs, girl. I’m glad I found your blog. Comments ()
Hey, congrats! It is a cool feeling, isn’t it?Comments ()
8000 of those hits are mine you know.Comments ()
It pleases me to have been the first! Congratulations Corinna, your doing great.Comments ()
I’m so pleased to know you as in the real world. Your parents don’t have a clue. Your one of the bravest, quickest,
funniest people I know. Keep working at it and one day your going to be one of the happiest too.
xoComments ()
nonvocabulum: thank you, i look forward to it!
sarah: you are the sweetest
andi: me too, yours ROCKS!
Osbasso: yes i would have to say it is
Paul: damn i KNEW it.
Chindogu: thanks man! you made it possible!! Comments ()
me love you.
me love you big bunch.
good reading is here, and me likes good words to read.
thank you moldi!Comments ()
have you been watching too many mushy movies?
congrats on the 10k.. we’ll be around..
*bowing down in deep obeisance to the Queen of Scan-dinavia!*
(that was a pathetic joke.. you sure you like us jerks?!)Comments ()
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you awesomradest-ninjaest-jerkest-scantastic person..
please write all you want, and we’ll read, and we’ll heal ourselves too in the process.. you have no idea how cathartic
this is not just for you but for so many of us who come by here and read what you have to say.
take care of yourself, hugs and kisses.. Comments ()
bling bling. i will now throw confetti like rip taylor! or tom waits! i saw the scene happen, and i dig it...... i dig it the most.
XOXOXOComments ()
right now i feel more for the donnie darko rabbit than for your folks. the good stories become legends and the good people keep
history fun to read. the jerks get theirs. the jerks always get theirs... youll get yours, but it will be the opposite of whatever the jerks
(that’s the real doomsday jerks) get. so itll be good. yep!Comments ()
none taken, i totally know what you mean about my mom, i battle with that one every day myself.Comments ()
i feel the same way, i’ve met some wonderful people with my blog including you.
keep sharing your stories.Comments ()
you guys honestly.... you are too great and bloody awesomerad!
am feeling supported and appreciated....i heart you all!Comments ()
Congrats. Very happy blogging.Comments ()
And you are gaining more readers and jerks all the time!!!
Awesome job!!!
**wild clapping, the croud is out of control**Comments ()
i felt every word. and you are lovely despite everything that happened.Comments ()
just let it out, corinna. you’re awesomerad to me, every which way.Comments ()
wooooooo! i remember when that happened to me. oh wait...i don’t. anyway, you get lots of visitors you are the greatest.
congrats.Comments ()
please do (w)right it and purge it. set it and yourself free. sharing your pain and experiences might touch someone else out there and
that might correct the wrongs and help heal the hurts you feel. (did i just make sense?) it is not dwelling--don’t let anyone
make you feel that way. sending good thoughts and vibes your way. sorry if i got mushy there.Comments ()
I wish I could blog like you do...but my favorite pastime (as you know) is bashing the Bushmeister...that leaves me little room to get
personal...and I’m boring anyway...plus my family has forbidden me to blog about home. So i’ll live vicariously
through you and Geezer.Comments ()
I think you’re Awesomerad too! Blogs are great for telling what you feel/think/fear. So much cheaper than therapy too!
I have the song Rawhide in my head...perhaps hearding our feeling into fonts and hitting publish is a new form of wrangling. Feels
that way sometimes.
Keep writing, I’ll keep reading. thanks.Comments ()
I’m totally jealous! I’ve had my blog since January 2005 and haven’t had as much company as you...
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Hmmm.....must scan my boobs and bum more...
*humph* Congratulations, you do have a bitchin’ blog.Comments ()
Wow and you get famous people reading it too! I can’t believe Alex P. Keaton reads your blog... don’t tell Slater, but I
think Alex P. is a major hunk!!Comments ()
Never been so happy to be called a jerk.Comments ()
Hi Corinna,
I just want to come over to Canada and give you a hug! But I’ll have to content with spreading my germs over my family...
*cough cough* You keep on being you.. we all love you!
xox MajaComments ()
such support, eh? you’ll just have to find a way to make this a full time therapeutic occupation - that pays (j/k to all your
frequent readers)!
or, you could come work with me...Comments ()
Awww! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside now.Comments ()
thanks back for reading my little morose blogComments ()
BLOGGING RULES!!!!!!!!Comments ()
NICE! i knew all those times i clicked on “refresh” would pay off Comments ()
it takes a lot of bravery to write stuff like this... i can’t do it on my own blog, so i admire that you did it...
and no offense, but FUCK THEM. you’re fine...Comments ()
Its all about being a verb.
If it weren’t “jerk”, then it might be “spasm,” which just doesn’t roll off the tongue as
well.Comments ()
that poem is rad. the cars are rad. it’s all so rad i can barely handle it.
that aside, you almost made me cry at work because your post was so sweet. can i be your flower girl?Comments ()
i’m in love w/ the puppets!Comments ()
those aren’t puppets, it’s adam and burmis! silly...Comments ()
I can’t really add to the sentiments other people have expressed above, except to say I share them.Comments ()
Lyvvie, your words should be a manifesto for female bloggers everywhere.
10,000 visits is cool, Greeper, but on my Radometer Rating you’re off the scale.Comments ()
The poem rocks.
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I am so happy for you that you found your lifemate. Now could you find me one?
A ninja octopus?? I’m surprised you didn’t get kicked out of the store when you saw that car for jumping and
screaming with joy.
Diplosauras or whatever he is called is going to break your scanner with all that crazy flailing around!Comments ()
it almost looks like a diplodocusComments ()
well truth be told that was the original name based on the ancient story surrounding the Apatosaurus
if memory serves we decided the name would be Diplodoris and the nickname could be Dicklodoris because basically i kept fucking
up the name.
at least i can say nasty correctly.Comments ()
happy birthday to Adam once again.. and really happy for you both! Comments ()
when i see something that is just.. too cute and sweet for words..
i say:
“OH! EEECHIE BEEEE!”
i think that applies here, to the photos AND to the post.
MMMMMMMWAH! to you both and a happy belated to adam!Comments ()
somehow i kept my cool. the ninja powers were with me.
i know isn’t he just the best little poem writer ever? what a little SFU education can do for a person i tell ya!!
all i will tell you is that when people say to you that you meet ‘the one’ when you are not looking and you want to barf
all over them hold on the barf and just nod cause it is true man. it is. i swear Comments ()
Wow! And the fact that the cars are now stuffed with unused catnip makes their allure all the more...alluring. Luridly!
I have toy cars and legos scattered about my office, but none of them have unused catnip. They are all worthless to me
now...Comments ()
I am not laughing about the lion... I sleep with a stuffed manatee... It’s the perfect size to cuddle and rest my head on.
Okay - I’m sick.Comments ()
you make it eeezy.Comments ()
i was debating admitting this, my fingers won.
trilar sits next to the alarm clock on the night stand. i actually sleep with a stuffed gator named chompy.
you are not sick at all!!Comments ()
Sweet-ass cars. Brings me back to my Matchbox car days, last year.Comments ()
thank you again guys so much. it took me a long time (early last year) to even get to a place where i have been strong enough to try
and separate myself from them, it is proving to be one of the hardest but most necessary things i have ever done. your support is
empowering.Comments ()
This is sick though...I have the Beanie Babies of Spongebob and Patrick sitting on my computer giving me good karma. We all have
our quirks. Glad to hear you are feeliing the love!Comments ()
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Adam ROCKS!!!
Well done, you’ve restored my faith in finding love, and I’d just about given up on the idea too.
You rock also corinna.Comments ()
well i wouldn’t go that far. adam is a bit of a buice, sprinkled with junior bonner, wrapped in bacon.Comments ()
It’s all just so rad! Yes! Happy birthday ABC. You guys are lucky Comments ()
Fantasmic poem and dollar store finds. The dollar store rules me.Comments ()
it is the bacon that got me man, i love bacon.
BA-CONComments ()
I am exactly one day older than him. Ha!
I’m 26 too.Comments ()
awww. adam is grrreat... and so are you
i totally know what you mean about finding someone when you least expect it... Comments ()
I love bacon too.
Also, I must look into finding a weird stuffed animal to sleep with, it sounds fun.Comments ()
well happy b-day to you too then!! that is also one of abcs sisters birthdays. cool beans Comments ()
mmmm.. i love feet!! and i love your shoes too you crazy gal!!
i loved the original Tigger!! Comments ()
Those are some excellent shoes! I LOVE the polka dot ones!!
I used to have a green and pink striped shirt when I was 14. I wore it ALL the time.
I don’t have a tattoo...I wonder if I will ever get one?Comments ()
Definitely go with the last shoes...the boots...tres’ chic!Comments ()
those are adams they are size HUGE or something Comments ()
Oh man chick - you’ve got some awesome shoes going on there. I feel a shopping spree coming on. I need
shoes...neeeeeed...now.Comments ()
i can’t handle pointy shoes. probably because my feet are gigantic, so i really don’t need points sticking out.
and the polka dots are adorable.Comments ()
God...I love this post today!
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I knew I loved you...but now I have another reason to think that you rock...shoes find you?!
I never thought of it that way...but damn it, girl...you are so right about that!
Now I have an excuse for my shoe passion too!
I’m loving those Betsey Johnson, polka dotty shoes...sooo much...I need to know where to get them...notice I
said...NEED...give me some love & let me know some info...
You wear them all well...beautiful tootsies : )Comments ()
thanks for the compliments chick
the sandals, i just wear them with my betsey johnson dress it is super bright pink and yellow so it was beyond hard to find shoes to go
with it. there is a picture of it under the photoblogs, i think it was the first photo i ever posted.
the pink polka dot ones i found in some random shoe store on granville. the brand is called ‘report’.Comments ()
these are not mine ... hehe. funny.Comments ()
ONLY if you wear a dress with HUGE white and pink bows and the biggest bonnet you can find.Comments ()
Those are some wicked awesome shoes.And you were right very HNTish. Have a great one!Comments ()
Do you have trainers? (or sneakers as you Americans call them) I like pictures of people in trainers/sneakers. Post ‘em up.
Just a request.Comments ()
camera be gone....i will scan one of my runners for you. i will scan the ones i ran my half marathon in. plus i still wear the same ones
just a new pair.Comments ()
Great shoes! Happy HNT!Comments ()
Loves the shoes. Shoes rock. I wanna go shoe shopping!Comments ()
The black ones are super hot! OUCH! Set the pavement on fire!Comments ()
gus is being totally lame she doesn’t seem to understand how fun it is to play with cars filled with catnap. sometimes i wonder
if she is even a cat i wonder if she is some kind of imposter....Comments ()
Why do the sexy shoes always pinch your toes?!?
I think they were all invented my men...
sexy feet tho!!!!Comments ()
Great pics! I’d ask if you could do a series with all the bras you have, but you already have started that!Comments ()
I mean this warmly, and with admiration:
You have such very handsome feet!
I have no fetish, but I appreciate good feet as one of the many features of a woman I enjoy. Those are nice.Comments ()
i love you in my boots. this reminds me of when i used to do the little feet dance. this came about spontaneously at a party in langley
(wink wink) where i happed to be wearing pants what had large legs or something and i wedged my toes into a pair of girls adidas
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superstars so it looked like i had huuuuge legs and but i had sooo small feet at the same time. and then i would do a small dance. as
small as the feet.Comments ()
i really wish i could wear shoes like that.
but.. my feet are SUPER wide.
i weap for them.
i end up wearing birkenstocks.Comments ()
You’re so funny Corinna.Comments ()
too many things to like about this post that i am going berserk! can you feel the love, cor? because i am loving you and loving you and
loving you.Comments ()
belated happy birthday to adam, btw. can’t believe i didn’t mention that earlier. i am such a skeez.Comments ()
i fucking love your fucking shoes and fucking feet. you are so awesomerad. i love the polka dots with bows and the flowers on black.
those are footwear with soul, bay-yay-bee. and i adore the tatt. don’t cover it up.Comments ()
I am having a shoe-enny FIT!Comments ()
envy*Comments ()
you jerk! i have been looking for those boots for months! when did you take them out of my house??Comments ()
FABULOUS shoes! I definitely need to raid your stash sometime. The polk dots are my favorite.Comments ()
i ADORE the black and pink polka dot. LOVE IT.
nice feet.Comments ()
omg. i laughed out loud...Comments ()
cute shoes! i don’t have a shoe fetish... i wear the same crappy (payless) shoes to work every day. because they’re
comfortable. and i don’t give a rat’s ass what i look like at work... hehe.Comments ()
i just realized you called me an AMERICAN. bad boy!!
i was born and raised in CANADA. duh! Comments ()
They can play the hell out of chess.Comments ()
I was the second comment - Anonymous...don’t know why it showed up that way.Comments ()
I don’t know who that is but WILLYA LOOK AT THAT CHEEKY GRIN! Marvellous.Comments ()
cool man cause i was like WHERE IS BINSK she should be all over this shit!
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yes get a tattoo because they are fun and rad and represent yo.
they are addicitive like blogging once you start...
i had a pair of green and pink striped thong ginch i wore them out.Comments ()
why that is ken Jennings the jeopardy champ. smartest mormon EVER.Comments ()
You love Ken Jennings?
Now...that’s just...ODD...Comments ()
Wow. That is quite a poetic and interesting read.
Keep ‘em coming and get it all out.Comments ()
thank you binsk!
i do love to write poems, i have books and books of em.Comments ()
i wouldn’t say that i LOVE him as in LOVE him, but i do (heart) him cause i LOVE jeopardy. Comments ()
ok these are funny men Comments ()
this is very original. i love your writing, how it jumps from one thought to another with smooth transition and your chosen words really
help us feel what you are feeling. so much sadness, frustration and you don’t like bare feet.
definitely keep sharing your thoughts hope you are doing well.Comments ()
sometime i feel its not the finished puzzle that matters, but the picture in your head that you start composing with the pieces.
take care *hugz* Comments ()
I once started a Kiss jigsaw puzzle, but it proved more than equal to me. I barley figured out Gene Simons’ bulge.Comments
()
i have to say you are definately one of the best writers out there.. you write what you feel and mean without apologizing for it and in a
way that i think a lot of people can relate to but are too scared to say!! u got me hooked on dooce way back when.. but your blog is
quickly becoming my favorite!!
keep it up!!Comments ()
i would track you down if you ran away from me.
Comments ()
That was amazingly sad. I also like the style you wrote this in...the rapidness from which you went from one thought to another is very
much like a child would.Comments ()
Excellent piece of writing Corinna. I can’t wait to hear more from your books and books of poems.Comments ()
very cute! you now need a bee-you-tee-ful silk dress from Zari to wear with em.Comments ()
Two months after my 18th birthday, I got a tattoo of the Original Flavor Pooh Bear. I think they call him Classic Pooh. He’s
faded a bit but doesn’t see the sun much so he’s still pretty much yellow.... And the boots that aren’t yours?
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Wish they were mine.....Comments ()
hmm.
a poet and a golfer.
superb.Comments ()
lorena: am doing well thank you
s!: hmmm interesting...
BB: lol
Krismas: wow on the nicest compliments i have ever gotten...geesh thanks man. blushing and stuff
sarah: would you put up a billboard?
robin: thank you!
chindogu: all the early stuff is crap but i think it is cool to have it all from pretty far back. thank you kindly!
mcg: a reader who definitely enjoys my golf stories.....superb Comments ()
like i said, i really am into this poem. so much beautiful sadness.Comments ()
Mormons represent yo!Comments ()
i would put up a billboard AND run TV spots.Comments ()
You’d wear a bikini eh? You’d probably win then, not just because you are the best but because all of the boys would
have trouble concentrating Comments ()
although the game does not offer an option for a bikini, i dare say they need one...tiger 2006 is going to be super hard....i have been
reading up on it...anyway due to this i think adding bikinis to the clothing for the women would be good. i will get on writing EA a
letter. i always have a list handy of improvements for their tiger games...i will add bikinis to my list.
does not surprise me that you are in sales, i mean shit you had me at eh.Comments ()
so we wait another day for glory’s last holeComments ()
Gotta vote against Phil. He’s choked far too many times in the past for me to get behind him. Looks like he might do it again
here. A rain delay until tomorrow may be the best thing for him!
BTW--You look hot on the golf course there!Comments ()
oh geesh thanks *cyber blushing*....when i get BORED of my tiger caricature i generally give her the biggest tits possible. it is
HILARIOUS when i shoot my arms go RIGHT through my boobs.Comments ()
has NO ONE noticed i am having a PLUS 7 round in this shot?? i would love to lie and say we were playing a round of stableford but
i know that we were not. i can not believe i took a photo of myself playing a +7 round! but whatever i have over 17 mil, i’ll get
over it.Comments ()
i think golf would be more interesting if live animals and fire were involved, and maybe some kind of swinging, sharp-bladed
objects....Comments ()
does it count that i hit a goose on the course once? i smacked it hard with a ball, totally by accident but fuck was it ever
funny.Comments ()
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I am piecing you together.Comments ()
I’m scurred.Comments ()
v.j. is a douche sack.Comments ()
I have no urge to ever watch or play golf. But to see that, I would be there!Comments ()
Them’s some mighty suitcases you got there.Comments ()
Wow...I want a box too.
I love bare feet.Comments ()
hotness on the golf course.. could you persuade the EA Sports folk to have lots of women in bikinis everywhere in all their
games??Comments ()
you’d rock everyone’s socks off!Comments ()
Can I get an L? Can I get a D? Can I get an S? Latter Day Saints rule!!!Comments ()
Good ol Phily , I new the man would take it, tigers going down hill, but it would have been noce to see a play off between mickleson
and that Kiwi who won the masters this year, mad that guy can swing. Bye the way , do u play.Comments ()
Very proud of you for getting this out
Amazingly written
Thinking of you,
HannahComment (1)
I’m sure you would win... you in a bikini would be too much of a distraction for the other golfers to concentrate Comments ()
not into golf, but my husband and I have a running joke about Vijay. It started with some people who were watching golf with him
making fun of him, with American Indian racial slurs. That caused my husband to start screaming in an Indian patois ‘I’m not that kind of Indian’. So whenever we see that he screams that and I reply ‘whatever,
Cochise.’
Yeah, I know, pretty bad. But funny, right?Comments ()
Woohoo! Love it! I agree with Os. We wanna see a reenactment of the butt-scan process, complete with green boxers.
Good onyer Corinna.Comments ()
Golf to Hockey, nice transition, eh?Comments ()
Hockey fights rule, do you play? Does Gus? I think they make little skates.Comments ()
He is quite cute. And that’s the silly thing about hockey it’s all about the rough play until someone accidently gets hurt
then he’s a monster. Jerks.Comments ()
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I bet Burmis puts on the foil before every game! Get em right in their mind Burmis!!Comments ()
nothing wrong with camel toe Comments ()
I reiterate....they’re cunts!
I used to run away.... i’d forgotten about it till reading this... no one came after me either.... I’m not sure they even
knew I’d run away....hmmmm, wonder what else I don’t remember...probably best not to wonder though.
i agree with binsk...get it out dude... we’re all here for you Comments ()
AB: thank you AB and that was simply SUPBERB use of eh!
DLAK: i don’t play, adam plays, gus totally plays her skates are the cutest things EVER. adam is better though. although i
don’t support hockey violence i can’t say i haven’t seen a good live fight or two.
Bink: not only that…. until that happened he was by far one of the best players in the NHL. he has totally paid his debt…..like shit
man look how sorry everyone felt for mcsorley and really had brashear of landed like 2 centimeters differently it could of been the
same thing!!! glad we are together on this binsk or it could of made for a long 05/06 season
Burt Stanton, payroll: oh does she ever. and her skates. we put down a special matt for her so she doesn’t mess up the floor
to badly. if only we had a camera, she is pretty petrified of the scanner now... Comments ()
all i have to say is WELCOME BACK BERT!!!!! will be wearing my Bertuzzi Tee with pride (well alternating with my linden jersey of
course) as i watch as many nucks games as i can!!!Comments ()
I’ll bet that chin gives great back rubs.Comments ()
hello gorgeous!
darlin,i used to think that icehockey was way cool.but seeing as maja’s brother plays it.i HAVE to say its gay.cos he is.
but secretly i love it.i just wish there was a nude all girl league.ok,maybe not nude.maybe nipple tassles or something.
hows your handsome caT?
and belated BERFDAY greets to ungay adamComments ()
Krismas: i never took mine off
BB: he does have a pretty big fucking head in general i concur!
geezer: a nude girl league would be pretty dangerous. very.
gus is super good she is TOTALLY getting ready for the season.
glad you are back dude, will tell adam you send him berfday wishes oh and yeah valdi was here and commented on like every post
but the hockey one??? i was like ok.. Comments ()
there, there... there, there :)heheComments ()
HEY. are you writing shit about golf and hockey so i’ll stop reading? because i won’t stop stalking you, you know. i...
i... i LOVE YOU! you can’t get rid of me! Comments ()
ernie has bert once again...the universe is righteous now...
i love this post. it has inspired me to make a collage of my own. i hope you let me post it here...it should take me no longer than a
fortnight.Comments ()
Awh, you’re so cute. I saw Four Brothers with the husband tonight - it’s set in Detroit, so we kind of have to see it.
The guys played hockey, and Marky Mark was in a REd Wing sweater, and I was just so happy.Comments ()
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Soooooo...it’s hockey now, eh? I guess there’s plenty of snow there for it and all. You can probably purchase pucks
all over the place...right? Have you ever been hit with one? A relative of mine was nearly pucked once. Imagine having to tell
someone that you had been pucked. That sucks!Comments ()
dude i totally got one right in the melon at ABC’s hockey game back in the day... my jaw doesn’t work right anymore
and there’s a little piece of bone in my head that moves! it’s pretty cool actually. That’s what I use to prove
I’m Canadian to all the jerks down here.Comments ()
I’m with you! Hockey afterall IS a physical sport...there’s bound to be problems and he’s made his
ammends.Comments ()
sumo: vancouver gets very little snow. i grew up in the north. if you think golf to hockey is bad…...just wait i could end up with
categories for a SHIT LOAD of sports before this blog is even one year old man
the organ player in slapshot: seriously??? i will have to ask ABC about this....did adam do it? that would be so gretzky like when he
smacked janet in the head YEARS back....funny but not funny you know.... Comments ()
corinna(if made up words are enough),all of these titilated me beyond belief.jerk.
although i must say that ‘fuck witt’ is incredibly popular in australia.
i actually got ‘that is so DOS’ the first time i read it (on your blog).and i thought that it was fucking awesomerad.a LOT!
and cool beans is brilliant! it is also what ive decieded to call my semen from now on! huZZAH!
now come over and visit me JERK.i have some aussie lingo for ya.Comments ()
grace: no no no i just love sports is all
abc: yes baby i will post your collage...but i am a little scared
aughra: i think vancouver is one of those hockey towns that LOVES to hate the red wings....
mitzzee: woo hoo another canadian bert supporter...do come back anytime...gus greeper loves you now! Comments ()
FUCK WITT is very new to my vocabulary...i TOTALLY stole it from you aussies and you brits...oh yes i did.
i was GOING TO add AWESOMERAD to the list but i think it belongs to us bloggers as a whole...Trans was the first to use it as far as
i know... Comments ()
My parents told me that when I was really little I tried to copy them and say jerk but I would say gerk (hard G). I am one cute gerk
huh?Comments ()
no it was an assbag named kevin morel... the dude was like twice as big as my scrawny bro. i’m pretty sure it was intentional,
though. i killed his cat as soon as the swelling went down so we’re even now.Comments ()
is that the kid they made POO in his HAND???
i am glad you killed his cat WAY TO GET EVEN. i hope we never get in any arguments.. Comments ()
actually...i invented that’s so dos.Comments ()
i always loved fuck wit... or witt. whatever.
i never really use it, though...
i ♥ corinnaisms ... hehe.Comments ()
i must confess..
it was I that invented ‘that’s so DOS’
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and at that exact moment, i transmitted to your mind to say.
i have jedi powers like that!Comments ()
Oh my there’s all kindsa mofos trying to steal the phrase!Comments ()
love your vocabulary. ratchoo is my favorite i’ve used fuck witt before.
good luck in getting some added to the dictionary!Comments ()
i know i cant believe you took it in the face! that was a terrible moment in sports that john bunnell should have talked about in the
parking lot. he has a cameo in Bad Santa that is sooo kickass.....he plays a sheriff.Comments ()
wooo! i loved “cool beans.” and “awesomerad” is probably my word. though a friend from the US says
he’s been using it a while. but he uses “totallyawesomerad” (one word) and i said that’s different from
“awesomerad.” “awesomerad” packs more punch. does anybody still use “turdjabber,”
incidentally? because i do.
hey, cor. thanks for the email. i hope this post moves on along quite nicely. i miss you, jerk. but i’ll be back soon. Comments ()
ok so that wasn’t random use YOU INVENTED awesomerad! SWEET!
i haven’t used awesomerad offline yet but i am sure it will have its time and place.... it could even become a
regular.Comments ()
the next time you are planning on getting drunk or going to the pictures and you have to work instead, the very instant you hear this
news you must open your mouth into a very small michael richards (you must start small), then squint your eyes, bow your head while
shaking like a dying washer and say "That’s so.....(the pause is integral)......DORM. the news sucks too bad to involve an
exclamation mark.
say dorm in very select situations. milk the pause. people will stare in fear and wonder.
i must also propogate interest in ‘swedish’. it is almost entirely used as a generic affirmative agreement. i love this little
number, but i also realize that in the wrong hands this expression could well end up in the dude where’s my car sequel (no
offense sean william scott). partly, markus naslund + mattias ohlund are responsible for the positive connotation (ohlund moreso). i
am also fairly certain that tom green’s song “lonely swedish” is in there too. i must say, however, one person
has facilitated the grassroots growth, the hard part of vernaculation, of swedish. can you guess who it is???? it is you my smurftastic
greepy goil!!!!!
if you hadnt molded and marinated swedish, it could have been ....... dorm.Comments ()
I keep saying ‘keep it Greeper’ and ‘That’s well Greeper’ to friends, family and co-workers.
It’s my little tribute to your wonderful self.Comments ()
if sheriff john bunnell talked about it, the whole incident would have been so worth it!
he could have followed me and audrey sutherland to the emergency room and talked about the devastating travesty of the medical
system because i just sat there for a couple of hours till the doctor came and said “it might be broken but there’s
nothing we can do about it anyway. go home, buice.” okay, he didn’t call me buice (that would have been sweet) but
the rest is true.
ooh! then as he left he could give a spooky little finishing touch like “sara will go to sleep tonight, but due to the severity of her
intense concussion, there is no telling whether she will wake in the morning to run the clock at another hockey game... this tragic
incident could prove fatal”
the concussion wasn’t that bad, but sheriff john bunnell would have said that, trust me.Comments ()
you need a glossery section in your sidebar so these marvelous definitions are ALWAYS available. that way you can keep updating it
too.
i may have to spread these around, they’re gold.Comments ()
You should just write a book. Just write a book and make a cool mil or two and share it with me. I’ll help you add some other
new words because I make them up all the time.Comments ()
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It’s all true. All of it. I have Corinna’s Dictionary to prove it.Comments ()
Proof:
http://thatssodos.blogspot.com/Comments ()
Blog Ho’s claiming to have invented “that is so DOS OR that’s so DOS”. I believe you.Comments ()
the pants one reminded me... I became Mr. Nudy Pants whilst standing around Rachel’s aparment shirtless. Her
word.Comments ()
Cool beans is one of my faves at work. I never got it because beans aren’t really all that cool. It was just something I kind of
took up in college.
I got really pissed off while driving recently and called someone a “jack munch.” I think it’s “jack
ass” and “ass munch” without the ass. My anger is something I should learn to control more... I come off as a
total idiot.
FUCK WITT IS AWESOME. I’m totally going to use it.Comments ()
Your words are awesome. I would like to borrow a couple of them for awhile. Would you like to trade? I have... um...
Lets see, I have “Squeegeevandal,” “Prawnlover,” and, uh, “Trumpetporn.”
Interested?Comments ()
Oh, don’t forget Red Dwarf insults like Goit and Smeg-headComments ()
hehe, you crazy gal.. do you speak any normal english at all??!
and yes, i’m back from my hiatus!Comments ()
You are hilarious! Do love the fuck wittage. My sisters and I have our own little language that is quite amusing, to us anyway. I think
my dad made us this way, he makes up words all the time...I’ll share some of the sister lingo with you
“Narsch”(pronounced narsh), and Cranberry. I won’t go into details but they are some my favorites and oh so
RAD!!Comments ()
Raaaaar!Comments ()
Excellent!!! That is SO NOT DOS.Comments ()
Wow, nice pussy shot. Little hairier than I care for, but it’s nice all the same.
Well done!
-MikeComments ()
hehehe.. naughty exhibitionist Gus!!Comments ()
binsk: that is seriously cute! gerk.
ho: you so didn’t
grace: it is a gooder
mcg: another one? this could turn into a three way.
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indy: jealous..they are all jealous
lorena: thank you i will need it
abc: thanks for the props babe
chris: RIGHT ON!!
carla*: seriously good idea
andi: i just may do that...some day
chindogu: good because there are thieves a foot
ho: this proves nothing accept that you steal stuff
nolff: i knew i could count on you!!
clay: nudy pants...good one i use it...i love it.
jen: awesome i love hearing of other fellow cool beans users
st: good ones ! rock on.
clay: smeg-head rules.
s!: none ;)and welcome back
funkybee: those are fabulous...i knew there was no way i was alone on this one Comments ()
GOD!!! the least you could’ve done was warn me that it wasn’t safe for work! hehehe
boy. that kitty’s a little slut. Comments ()
cute but no HNT this week? i was looking forward to a corinna scan!Comments ()
i am still down with HNT i just haven’t had any kick ass scan ideas as of late...shall the force be with me and grant me an idea
soon ...i have some lame pictures but i know they would just disappoint.Comments ()
that’s aweseome!!! i love the black bar. reminds me of benny hill and bizarre.Comments ()
i love pussy.Comments ()
Dude you inspired me.Comments ()
Ho said what I was thinking.
I love FFF too.Comments ()
Me gusta el gato!Comments ()
Mrraaawwwrr. Can’t get enough of the hot pussy.
Also did my contribution to FFF in my blog. LOLComments ()
Kewl Site. Roxx like the 80’s did.
Bert has always been a jerkette, and i think he shoulda been more sympathetic to Steve Moore. But i will give him a second chance.
Hopefully he learned his lesson and will start this new season with more respect for his fellow hockey players.
Forshnebick !!!Comments ()
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Legs need to be a little more akimbo. But very nice.Comments ()
a cat..............gawd...........c’monComments ()
she never thought that little snapshot would come back to bite her, but she shoulda been thinkin bout now in the eighties.... i know
she probably needed the money, but damn, there are other ways to go about that.
i still love you gus.Comments ()
one word:
GORGEOUS!Comments ()
cool beans verno..
that’s from “Stand By Me” or “The Body” as it is a short story by Stephen King.
i love weird terms.Comments ()
are you joking? i don’t really understand why you’d comment other wise. honestly, i take offense.Comments ()
cat pron..
rock!Comments ()
That is pornographic!Comments ()
cutie!Comments ()
that is so not DOS.it is so cool beans.
who is that sexy pussy???????????????????????Comments ()
I’m thinking of starting a puppy porn site. Will let you know if it takes off!Comments ()
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I’ve been gone fro-licking at the beach and what do I come back to? The cutest little pussie cat in the world...that what! My
dog has the cutest butt...but the scaner doesn’t work! Damn!Comments ()
I didn’t comment on this one cause I hadn’t read it. We have a stop sign on the back of our jerseys too, I don’t
think they work, I was on the receiving end of a totally blatant check in the back a month or two ago, but that was in Senior A, and my
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Senior A jersey doesn’t have a stop sign on the back (I’m probably the only person in the league that doesn’t
have one).
Go bertuzzi, i think he’s done his time, he’s obviously an idiot for doing what he did, but you can’t be punished
forever. Although, just to completely condradict myself, I’m kinda surprised he didn’t just get kicked out of the league
though, I think sometimes if people do something really dirty and fully fuck someone up, that should be it, I mean you may not have
wanted it to happen, but you still did it, and you could do it again.Comments ()
mintox!Comments ()
I never would have picked you for a peddler of kitty porn Comments ()
totally diggin that tat...very nice....!!!Comments ()
I like the croc’s. But that is just me.Comments ()
You rule, honey.Comments ()
gus is terrified of the scanner now i have tried every bloody trick i can think of to get her scanned again..i have not given up YET.
Comments ()
i totally agree even though i have always been SUPER IN LOVE with him i have ALWAYS been very realistic when i speak of him and
never fail to mention he has been a liability since he came here...i do really hope he takes this second chance and sticks with playing
hockey and keeps his scary temper off the ice and just plays as well or better than we all know he can.Comments ()
I think straight photo blogs say so much without saying anything...I think this says you are a pussy loving, alcohol drinking, badass
tattoo wearing, monkeying around, Adam loving, fun time girl Am I close?Comments ()
Awesome, sexy tat, and that sock monkey is wicked!Comments ()
especially the blonde one in the last picture..
i hear she’s a fucking ninja!
LOVE the shower curtain.. mine is covered with frogs, ones that could be licked and a trip could be had!
CHASE THE DRAGON! WEEEEEEEEE!Comments ()
hehe, story of your weekend eh?!Comments ()
mitzzee: thank you i have a before photo...as it is a cover up, i meant to post it before i ever posted what it looks like now...damn me!
you will be FLOORED when you see what it used to look like. you may die.
AB: then i blogger love you more cause they are the best animals in the WORLD. i am sure you have read of my desire to experience
the grips of a death roll.
Chris: you are too sweet my friend
Binsk: just switch alcohol drinking with pot smoking and you are dead on.
Andi: the sock monkey belongs to a sara carlson and a dude named fish. the monkey is extremely confused because i named him
diggler johnson (cause he has the LONGEST tail of all the monkeys we made) but adam named him Hung Dong. as far as i know
they go with Diggler Johnson but i think that may only be because they couldn’t remember the name adam gave him.....what
with mine being better anyway
Sarah: that was me practicing my skills on adam, hannah caught it on camera. even though i don’t even drink beer (often like
twice a year) there was NO FUCKING WAY i was not buying that curtain when i saw it. I LOVE IT. it is a cheap piece of shit though
and we already need a new one. i guess the bottles weigh it down.
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s! close. Comments ()
That is a great lil random photo collection.
I notice you copyrighted your phrase... SMART THINKING! They are all out to get it: hold on tight.Comments ()
i have two favourites here--and they are both burmis. ‘gus likes blueberries’ speaks for itself, but the other, more
abstract ‘hide of the sandworm’, stretches our spacial understanding of time in history, it empowers us to be awed
with ourselves and either humbled or corrupted.
burmio, burmio, where4 art thou?...?......!Comments ()
I always liked “fuckstain”.Comments ()
I always liked “fuckstain”.Comments ()
Yikes. Sorry for the multiple posts. I thought it wasn’t taking my comments.
Guess that makes me a real fuckstain, eh?Comments ()
thems a bunch of crocs...
is that your bathtub? because that would be awsomeradsupremeComments ()
Nice pics. Nice tat. Who are you wrestling with?Comments ()
That was random.
I invented the term = “kickass” in the 5th grade. Everybody thought it was so cool they started saying it too.
Nice arangment. Did you take any art classes?Comments ()
you should get adam to paint you as a ninja!
cute pics...Comments ()
Hey Gorgeous,
Finally visited! I missed you too. Love all the photos, loved your thing about Adam.
xox MajaComments ()
oh yeah, and i love all your shoes, they look way cool. I could never wear them though.. too much pain!Comments ()
indy: thank you and yes i felt i was left with no other choice
abc: burmis always loving the burminator.
mcg: yes that is our shower curtain, on the spot purchase - we had to have it
bug’s butt: thank you, just wait till i post the before photo as it is a cover up...that is adam he just has hair there
nolff: i enjoy random, it is a great past time of mine. i did take art in grade 9 i sucked really really bad...have you checked out any of
my ‘badass drawings’ the emphasis here is on the ‘bad’. maybe i should try to draw chewy as a little
tribute to his running for president? i think i shall! i am also very impressed that you invented kickass. totally impressed.
tigerita: you totally scared adam you should of seen the look on his face when i suggested it!Comments ()
hey you welcome back!! i am so glad you are better
thank you very much i did realize that geezer had asked if he can wipe his own arse and i totally forgot to mention that he in fact can
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and does.Comments ()
Yes, I like them!Comments ()
*SCREAM*
I really hate crocodiles!!!
fluffy kitties and animal dolls are ok though.
You are just so cute, have you been told that recently?Comments ()
nice pics...or more the case.... saaaaweeeet-aComments ()
rather like the ring video Comments ()
animal is such a playaComments ()
Awh, Sock Monkey and Animal are friends!Comments ()
You’re so weird...
Why do you think I love you so?
: )Comments ()
oh yes i am...just wait chick AB will have you into FFF in no time...i sense it Comments ()
I love your news.Comments ()
hehe.. the search strings are always a laugh!
mine are depressingly normal.. *sigh*Comments ()
This whole post cracked me up. Except the dogs effing cats or whatever. That effer needs to be strung up by his danglers.Comments
()
Note: the use of “effer” in all its gayness, is to try and curb my cursing. We’ll see.Comments ()
kevin morel used to drive a cadillac eldorado convertible with a 454. he would be the one who shot the puck off my sister’s
facial region during play at the swinging langley civic centre.he used to date felicity blundell. her brother mark used to drive a green
impala, mid seventies i do believe. it was one of those semi-awkward but still big post catalytic converter monsters and it may have
had hydros at one time. its all too, too foggy. i cant believe that someone was searching for kevin morel. huzzah.Comments ()
I love reading my search terms...but sometimes it’s just plain scary.Comments ()
dude. who the heck would search for kevin morel? that is so awesome!Comments ()
The tatoo looks great! I hope all is well with you!Comments ()
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chris: it is a little tame in comparison to CNN though eh?
s!: they can be totally
andi: i have tried to quit swearing before....
abc: funny thing - about 10 to say 20 minutes after this post went up i was like FUCK that is the dude who hit sara with the puck!
FUCKER. sara is officially the toughest chick i know. my new idol i think.
robin: this month i have gotten fairly lucky...fingers crossed.
SLC: i totally want to meet this dude now. throw a golf ball at him or something for fun. (granted you’d laugh i throw like a girl)
neel: thank you! things are great thanks for asking Comments ()
Hmm, those are some bizarre searches alright.Comments ()
I won’t say how I found you.Comments ()
Now that you mention it... all of the artists I’ve had work on me that are really, really amazing are heavy handed too. The
sweet and gentle one’s haven’t been all that.
Your new artist did a great job!!!Comments ()
Diggler/Hung are totally buddies... they sneak out at night and pick up chicks and trannies from the corner in front of my house... and
they will kick your ass, but they don’t even need a reason - they’ll do it for fun!Comments ()
oopers i meant diggler/hung and animal...Comments ()
i dig your tattoo, and i dig you....Comments ()
I always wonder if people get pissed off wasting time on my site when looking up things like “badass drawings.” I get a
lot of tattoo searches since I posted mine. I also wonder if the perv-searchers get annoyed and turned off when they don’t find
“amputee pr0n” either.Comments ()
You’re right, I do like your searches! How come I get “beast fucker” and you get “germany golfers
hotmails”? And I want more “Zombie Planet Movie”. Kevin Morel seems to be a really old baseball player. I
think.Comments ()
Your pussy cat is SOOOOO cute. I love ‘em. And I have a couple of tattos that I want redone. Too bad your guy is so far
away.Comments ()
I like things too. like reading here and making friendsComments ()
tat is much improved.Comments ()
sock monkeys rock! i prefer Diggler as a name. my friend has one named Ringo and another friend has one named Mr. George
Tinkers.Comments ()
I was reading over at Bad News Blonde and saw that you take Effexor. Be careful if you ever try to get off of it, I had horrible
withdrawals, including upset tummy & the runs for months. Yuck!Comments ()
Love the tat...the definition makes it.Comments ()
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I wear boy shorts underwear..you know them? But with pants they look like granny panties apparently...not good. I need to go get
some thongs for my pants.
Under skirts I wear those little spandex short thingies you know? I am never exposed unless I want to be Comments ()
what do you have against granny panties? okay, i consider almost any kind (minus the boy-briefs a la underoos) of panties granny
undies, and i wear em to bed with pride - cuz it gives me the illusion of an ass.
Now, this whole skirt/pussy/chair scenario...what’s the difference between sitting on a toilet seat and coming into possible
contact with past pussy remnants, compared to sitting ona bus/bench/space ship/man and possibly coming into contact with these
nefarious germs ? the difference is simple: one takes place in the privacy of a bathroom stall and the other, in front of small
children’s lines of sight.
the real crime, to expand upon your eloquence, are the women/chicks/hussies that have some extra junk in the trunk and the under
the hood and aren’t emphatic about keeping the junk stored. I don’t need to see junk or pussy or anything enlse that
has an amusing euphamism.
but i do love my board shorts and dickies cutoffs Comments ()
that was HILARIOUS!! and i 100% agree with you!! noone needs other people’s butt sweat touching theirs!! and PLEASE
WEAR APPROPRIATE UNDERWEAR when wearing a short skirt!! or WEAR A LONGER SKIRT!! i’d so much rather see VPL
than know i’m sitting where someone’s bare bum just was!! ICK!Comments ()
I feel guilty reading this. Like I just stepped into a girls only club. I apologize. I will leave now.Comments ()
we are totally on the same page my favorite underwear right now are from american eagle. they don’t go up my ass and they
are great for lounging - basically boy briefs. i pretty much only wear thongs with pants...i don’t really have HUGE issues with
VPL only minor ones and mostly specific cases, granny pant VPL is a totally different kind of VPL, i highly doubt you get granny VPL
you are just TOO hot my friend.Comments ()
i have granny panties oh do i! they are just reserved for my bloody cunt! (that was for you AB) there are always exceptions maybe
you look good in shorts...i haven’t seen you in them yet.
i rely on hunching over toilet seats to keep my legs strong, not to mention my ‘other’ muscles. Comments ()
thank you! this has just really been bothering me lately..it is consuming me. sadly. i agree i would MUCH rather see a little VPL than
have to GUESS as to whether your naked vagina is attacking that skytrain seat or rather whether the grems already on the
skytrain/bus (whatever seat) are attacking HER naked vagina.Comments ()
i just can not remember the last time i said vagina more times than i have in the last hour. Comments ()
well, you haven’t used the word cunt, yet, so i don’t know if you get “props” for that, or
“boo-urns”Comments ()
yes you are right i have kept it very very light with the ‘cunt’ on here considered how much i actually say it in
‘real’ life. i know i used it way back in the tampoon one. shit maybe even i have limits??Comments ()
You just said everything I’ve ever thought about butt sweat, vaginas, and skirts. I’m not a fan of shorts...hate my
legs...but I do worry about butt sweat quite often...especially since I have leather seats in my car and that increases the butt sweat
10-fold. As for short skirts and vaginas...eeeww eeww eeww. I’m totally against showing my goods to the ‘hood in any
and all skirts. I don’t like ‘em terribly short in the first place, but i’m clumsy, and I don’t want to fall and
show off my labia either! Yay for full-butted and vagina’ed panties when the occasion warrants it.Comments ()
I love skirts - I wear them all year long. But when a skirt is so short that I can feel leg on leather when I hit a chair, I make sure to wear
panties....
Haven’t worn any that short this summer - am ten pounds past my short skirt weight.Comments ()
I’ve been really digging the skirts since I came back to Australia, but I don’t wear short ones, only knee length skirts. I
love shorts! Because I live in Australia and it gets so fucking hot, shorts are a must. I can’t do all activities in skirts... for
example, I wouldn’t ride a bike in a skirt.
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As for vaginas touching things that I might have touched... eeeeew, that never occurred to me before. And I’ve never seen
Paris Hilton’s exposed cunt in a photo before... probably due to the fact that I’m really not interested in anything to do
with Paris Hilton.Comments ()
oh yeah and I totally hate the bum sweat! I know there are people out there who don’t sweat much.. and I’m not one
of them. Sweaty bumcrack sucks.. pity I work in a place with an average winter temperature of 33 and an average summer
temperature of 42 (degrees celcius). Sweat-a-plenty up here!Comments ()
As a public service, I refrain from skirts and short-shorts...
There are only two reasons I’d go without panties:
1) I don’t have any clean ones
2) I need new jeans cuz the old ones are too damn tight
(I’ll never look at a skirt the same now!)Comments ()
I’ve been having total withdrawals from your lack of scans, but you’ve so totally made up for it!!! That’s fucking
fantastic!Comments ()
Once again... just awesome!!Comments ()
I just love your scans. I am in so in awe I am speechless, really. Happy HNT Comments ()
I can’t even begin to tell you how cool that is! Great job once again!Comments ()
cool crazy shot! I love it! Happy HNT!Comments ()
ooooh, how very alien-like. loving it!Comments ()
Way cool--scanned AND manipulated! You’ve come back in fine form!Comments ()
Boy, I had no idea you gals had it so rough. Guys can sit on anything as long as they get to sit. They also wouldn’t complain
if naked vaginas had been sitting there before them. Comments ()
I love it. You should frame it.Comments ()
i didn’t know the had ninjas on other planets!Comments ()
Gorgeous. Reminds me of something the Mutter Museum would have on display. You could sell this as a print and make buckets of
money....
Happy HNT!Comments ()
corinna(if poo juice in the crevice is enough),darlin youre SO RIGHT nearly.this post made me LARF for a lot longer than 2 seconds!
and i do feel that it could help induce my current back log of HUMAN WASTE.
god bless you,you JERK.
if i was a girl.id show everyone my vagina and make it wink.Comments ()
I can see a nipple..nice.Comments ()
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please tell me someone has read villa incognito... cause geezer, you just brought about images of “pussy play ping pong...
pussy smoke cigarette...” please someone know what i am talking about!!Comments ()
you are SO funny, but I get the point. i have never seen this photo of paris you refer to, but maybe i am the only one.Comments ()
very cool scan!Comments ()
Whoa! Freaky..... but i can’t look away....Comments ()
Cool earComments ()
At least you don’t have a vagina dentata complex. Okay, my own sentence just gave me bad visuals. But this is your fault,
Gus! I never even considered the vagina/skirt issue before! uhg. I’m an essence-o-phobe, and now I’m gonna be
paranoid of nasty vag sweat being everywhere. With teeth.Comments ()
Beck makes me feel like a right girl. He plays things that make me wee wee.
I love him in the way that if i was in prison i’d fight the krays in order to share a cell with him.......then we’d toss the
salad.Comments ()
Very excellent you sexy scanner girl.Comments ()
Oooh, very cool. Happy HNT my favorite Canadian. (Besides Margaret Atwood, Dave Foley, Atom Egoyan, Sarah Polley, the
members of the Tragically Hip........Comments ()
My boyfriend worked in a strip club as a bouncer and I sometimes went with him. One of the dancers was carrying around a towel and
she put the towel over the chair before she sat down. I asked her why she did this and she said it was because one of the dancers
had herpes and she didn’t want to catch it from sitting on one of the chairs in her thong. ewwwwwwww.Comments ()
Finally! Someone has stood up to the vagina-monsters. It freaks me out too. My vagina shall never touch public property.
NEVER!Comments ()
That is the greatest scanned ear ever.Comments ()
that is really really cool! guess what, you’ll never have to spend money on x-rays ever again! Comments ()
Wow, you’ve really made this scanning technique your own. Way to go Gus Greeper.Comments ()
cute ear. great scan. love the blue in your hair.Comments ()
I always have this feeling like copier machines are like microwaves, I just stay away from them when they’re copying because
I feel like I’m getting cancer just being in the same room.... you’re much braver than I.Comments ()
Nice ear...kinda freaky...Comments ()
just not feeling the scans.... as lovely as they are... scans arent for everyone i guess.Comments ()
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Very cool picture!
Happy HNT!Comments ()
you should do xrays!Comments ()
love it.....
and there’s a pun too!!!
who could ask for anything more!Comments ()
amen sister.
a. men.Comments ()
amazing girl!! love the chosen colors. this is great. you should have an exhibit of all your scans/photographs.Comments ()
see folks and now we have the “ artistic” HNT , done in digital camera fashion.
I love it !Comments ()
i was having a similiar conversation with friends. it’s unbelievable how they were skirts that just go right below their butt.
i’m amazed and that they don’t wear panties, damn that’s disgusting!!! i’m with you on this!!
Comments ()
WOW! Very interesting and cool looking pic there! I like it!!Comments ()
Nice profile. Next time, aim farther “south.”Comments ()
I’m with you here, Corrina. Leave SOMETHING to the imagination. Plus, you don’t want to suction-cup yourself to a
chair by accident!Comments ()
oh fuck girl! you are damn well hilarious!!!! i also do not support granny pants...but legs akimbo in a short short skirt with commando
is a big no no......i see it all the time....i mean....a good looking body deserves some attention to fashion but there’s a
line....and your post depicted the crossing of that. bravo! i say: put some freagan undies on already, or a longer skirt....shameful!
then again, who the hell am i to talk? i NEVER wear skirts! Comments ()
Cool!Comments ()
I wear pantaloons with my skirts Comments ()
Great last minute decision to join us after all! And excellent pic! You never fail to exhibit your creative self. You go!Comments ()
Nice pic and nice find there.Comments ()
I feel so left out! I haven’t seen the pic of Paris either. Come on Corinna...do a scan of sorts! Just don’t do it when
you are sweaty. It would be sweet and it would please Geezer to have some competition for a change.Comments ()
Awesome as usual.Comments ()
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coola boolaComments ()
I scanned my hand to myslef one day. that was a fun day.Comments ()
this is too funny! i was out one night (wearing a respectable knee length skirt) when some hussy who was wearing what can only be
described as a hairband brushed off my boyfriends arm - he said he felt ass.....i was not happy
KEEP IT IN THE PANTS!Comments ()
mmmm, negative Comments ()
i think you forgot Celin Dion and Shania Twain but that is totally ok Comments ()
dude, i totally respect your honesty!! you made a statement and backed it up that is all i ask! i am totally fine with people not liking
everything i do and put up on my blog (as i can’t please everyone all the time) but if someone wants to leave a comment
telling me they aren’t feeling something i totally respect that as long as the reason is backed up...which it is so thanks for the
comment!Comments ()
thank you very very much!! i am totally down with HNT i just can’t get it up every week as there is just only so much body i can
get scanned that adam is cool with going up....of course yes it is my decision but i love him to death and don’t want him to feel
uncomforable. Comments ()
yo yo ma...just wanted to give a big thanks to you all for all your lovely comments! i love that you love my scans...lets just hope i can
pull some more out of the bag soon.... Comments ()
oh geesh this comment almost killed me!! i so know what you mean whenever i have been in strip clubs they strippers are always
walking around with their little towels...in a strip club with that many vaginas kicking around i wonder if that would even help
though...seriously!!Comments ()
all these comments kicked ass...i laughed and laughed..i am so glad you ladies all agree and the men - i think are half grossed out
and half want to go around smelling chairs before they sit down i was like totally hoping some skank was actually going to try to
defend this way of dress or undress i should say...but no such luck!
and sorry to have freaked all you peeps out who had never thought of this - to be honest although it had crossed my mind it
didn’t really start to bother me until this year and then i just couldn’t stop thinking about it......i will now move on. I
think... Comments ()
excellent excellent point it is bad enough when my legs get suctioned to chairs and it feels like all my skin is coming off when i stand
up...imagine that happening to a vagina!Comments ()
*****for those who want to see Paris Hilton’s snapper you need only to search the images section on google or whatever
engine you use and put in paris hilton + vagina*****
it should come RIGHT UP!! Comments ()
i’m a boyshorts panties kind of girl myself, alot more comfy!Comments ()
’Moist’ is the word that does it for me. Gross.
I secretly wish I was Canadian. Does that count for anything?Comments ()
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Why the HELL am I not in the Canadian bloggers section???
I am offended and downright upset!
Where do I write to complain about this atrocity? I demand an inquiry. A shame! A shame I say!Comments ()
you aren’t even from here? or are you? send me some proof!
if you want to write a letter of complaint it can be sent to:
[email protected] ()
Consider this a protest then. I will sit outside your blog holding a sign that says “Gus is unjus”. I would spell
‘unjust’ ‘unjus’ because most protestors don’t know how to spell.
I will do this until you agree to meet my demands. Or, at least, give me a glass of water. Because it is hot out here, yo.Comments ()
i know what you mean with the capris, but theyre not plazo pants, c’mon. anyone who chooses to wear capris (though i dont
think anyone with an outie could pull this) should feel free. sometimes i like pants what are toooo short. i dont know why. it makes me
feel outside how i feel in. its empowering and a release as lame as that sounds. go ahead, roll your eyes. i am not the devil’s
advocate. but we do golf, time to time...Comments ()
sorry bout the cel fone. i usually remember pants tho!Comments ()
i would like this picture in a ye olde fashin silver locket. yer just that purdy.Comments ()
i’m linked.. and i was one of the first ones to be linked.
so i feel honored and all that crap. really.
i really liked the list of random thoughts. it made me smile. i’m glad that there are really people out there that are enough like
me to know that the world is OK.
i have a headache.
i’m not a lesbian and i know i appreciate the fact that you wander around your apartment topless pretty much 24/7. tetas are
nice.
so i’m sure she does. a whole lot.Comments ()
holy super negative batman. that’s freakin cool.
i heart your scans and what you do with them!
you have a nice profile.Comments ()
haha! fuck! this post made me laugh so hard i cried!
short skirts gross me out. and the thought of sharing vagina juice with anyone (especially not by choice) is fucking nasty as hell!
glad to hear you are classy..
making sure your ass is covered is VERY important. Comments ()
I’ve noticed we have a LOT of Canadian bloggers on Blogger. I’ve wondered why that is. Not that I mind it.
Canadians are the salt of the earth.
In fact, if all “Canadianites” are like you, Corinna, I’m moving north of the border!Comments ()
That’s a REALLY cool idea. Hmmm...LOL
Sorry I’m Late!
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Happy HNT!!!
sdkComments ()
I GUARANTEE you the lesbian (your lesbian) thinks you are HOT...no doubt. I am only 5’2 but I don’t wear capris, thx
for the advice tho...good to know....and your blog rocks, fuck the link shit...u got it goin on. ps...i dance around in my undies too and
Jesus is just allright with ME...OH YA!!!!!Comments ()
My short ass needs some relief from the heat, so the capri pants stay.
Must check out those books now!Comments ()
I love talking politics too, and like you I try very hard to keep it off my blog...but sometimes...sometimes I slip.Comments ()
Moist.. eeew.
i LOVE dancing around in my underwear... but only by myself.
5’6" I always imagined you to me my height (5’9 and a half). I have some capri pants.. but not tight ones.
I think the word “panties” is stupid and refuse to use it.
I can’t stop listening to the song “Right where it belongs” by NIN (from With Teeth). I’m playing it over
and over.. and i’m subjecting everyone at work to it as well. Even the old people are loving NIN today.
Politics make me mad, but I like to keep abreast of them, too.
I haven’t seen Mean Girls yet, but now I feel like buying the dvd without even seeing it first. Is it worth buying?
I love you.
I’m sending you some place mats next week. I’ve just got to print them out and laminate them before I go home on
Wednesday! Might send you some other stuff as well.
xoxComments ()
Well...I guess I don’t have to say a thing about political blogging...do I?!!!! I’ve seen the Doobie Brothers in
concert...oh yes! It keeps you runnin’...Comments ()
I am too scared to change my blog. So I made another blog. I also linked you.Comments ()
dunno about the lesb, but i’m sure ol’ Adam appreciates you being topless and only in your panties (gasp! i said the
p-word! ) all the time!!
have a great weekend honey!Comments ()
Love the changes but for some reason your sidebar is loading up at the bottom instead of parallel with your posts. Just letn ya
know.Comments ()
Heh “The Heavenly Seven”. Thats so stupid its funny. Im goona go round calling myself the great one!
Also yes everyone who dances in their underwear should take up stripping, I’ll interview you if you want???Comments ()
That is the best bunch of non sequitors EVAH!
I don’t say panties either.
I don’t like to be braless unless I’m lying down because my boobs are big and I don’t want them to sag to my
knees so I gotta keep them supported 24/7.
I love the Canadian sextion.
We should start are own group. Yes, yes we should. Or are we too cool for groups?Comments ()
your comment a while back prompted me to change my site. Now, hopefully my sexiness is more apparent Comments ()
hey, my dear, I tagged you. Read my post to learn more:
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http://badnewsblonde.blogspot.co...een- tagged.htmComments ()
Awesome, jerk! (That Jerk is contagious)
Glad you did it - I don’t normally get into that tagging stuff, but this was kinda neat. And we learn about our fellow bloggers.
And knowlege is power, blah blah blah learningcakes.Comments ()
i am the same! but the odd tag here and there is fun. Comments ()
OH MINOLA!!!! I’ve been tagged! well i’m never one to be afraid of a
challenge...sooo....YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee!!!!!!!!!!! ok ok relax freako - i’ll do it! (yes i talk to myself on other
peoples blogs) ;PComments ()
indy: it does but i still can’t move you
abc: i’d like to see you in come capris
sarah: well you are pretty damn special
bug: could that be the sweetest thing any bug has ever said to me?? i think so
mitz: thanks man
andi: i’m half joking half serious on the capris i mainly just go on about it cause it annoys adam...hehe
robin: i can see myself slipping at some point....
maja: you are the sweetest ever!!!!!! i have always wanted to be tall...but nope just around 5’6, adam is around 6’2 or
so.
sumo: cooooool! i have nothing against political blogs i totally enjoy them i just rarely comment on them.
flower: thank you for the link
s!: one day i am just going to yell across and ask her!
mic: thanks! i will check out the loading thing...
the steve: hehe cute...yes they totally sucked, it still makes me laugh 10 years after the fact
binsk: yes the big ones should be kept supported your back pain must be bad enough without going braless
clay: i will be over to check it out ASAP Comments ()
drool sergeant...heh heh
I know I raced home last night with snacks and beer only to tune in and see a special CBS presentation of football. Sucky.
I love BB6. I’ve watched all of them religiously actually.
Go Janette, Howie and James.
Down with the nerd herd. Comments ()
Wow, lots of brushes with death. Most of mine involve crazy drivers in Dallas rush hour. Pretty standard.
I also didn’t clean a fucking thing this weekend.Comments ()
Hmm, looks fun... i will do it asap
I’m angry with work right now and unable to think about anything else except that fucking digger operator who put in a hazard
id about me... grrrr..Comments ()
I LOVE reading these!!!!Comments ()
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:PComments ()
Hi hi
just wondering who is the mega fabulous sexy Mama Corrina! Everyone is talking about you!
Just wanna say HALLO...
i’ll be bark. Comments ()
Done thatComments ()
I’ll do it cos I find vomit artist funny!!Comments ()
Ummm It’s Dragko...Comments ()
Ich spreche Deutsches auch!Comments ()
That’s the most understated meme I’ve ever read. There are goldmines exploding everywhere!
Oh, and I’m very glad to hear Gus is a demo-cat. Ha ha...get it? Demo..cat... I kill me.Comments ()
so I make up my own sevens? Cool. By the way, when I get my blog party set up, you will be on it. Super.Comments ()
sorry i totally suck i fixed it!! thanks for doing it though Comments ()
oh my i am SO JEALOUS that you came up with that DEMO-cat!
how did i miss that? i should slap myself you rock that’s awesomerad!Comments ()
i wish you wouldn’t copywrite my good ideasComments ()
ya well if you’d stop stealing them from me i wouldn’t have too ho, your posts have some of the best ideas out there!
Comments ()
Great list. You golf? You must have infinite patience.Comments ()
Vomit artist?...that I gotta see!Comments ()
I love these quiz things -- they spread thru cyber space so quickly! Like herpes at a frat. party!Comments ()
me too man every season.
i looked shit up on line and stupid April won the vito so jenelle and howie are stuck on the block...jenelle is going to go for sure. the
amount of DUMB FUCKING IDIOTS they put on the show this year is pretty out of control...i hate everyone in the stupid friendship
group...i hope james wins. he is the only good player left. i just fucking hate it when the stupid people somehow manage to win the
games. just reminds me of when vesepia (spelling unsure) won survivor. LAME.Comments ()
totally! check out the golf section under my categories. golf has taught me (some) patience i had zero zip NONE before i learned to
play golf! Comments ()
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hey!! my parents have a german speaking cat! i’m pretty sure he is cardassian tho or i would totally want to set him up with
gus. his name is lilu multipass.Comments ()
man, i really wanna meet your cat.Comments ()
i’d commented here.. where did it go???
*grr* now i don’t even remember what i’d said!Comments ()
lovin it!Comments ()
in the spirit of the holy septivity, here are seven haiku middles for your consumption, sort of like a fractyl made of salisbury steaks.......
people like to shit their pants.
underwear? i dont think so.
no, i wore an omelette hat.
donald trump can kiss my ass.
ketchup, ketchup, yum-yum-yum!
the bastard had it coming.
romeo is bleeding, ahhhhh.......Comments ()
i freakin LOVE your shoes.
converse all stars are THE best.Comments ()
ok.. i’m going NUTS. i know i read this and i thought i commented on it.
bah!
do you normally bitch slap someone?? my interests are peaked.Comments ()
no i have never officially ‘bitch slapped’ anyone but i have been in some near bad fights...definite hair pulling was
done for sure.Comments ()
Yeah! I love pictures of trainers/sneakers! Very cool!Comments ()
Ooh, that green is hot!Comments ()
yay! more fodder for my growing foot fetish.Comments ()
LOL...makez me laugh, even when i shouldn’t b laughing.
my terrible week haz been much improved, solely bekause u r so damn funny.
Forshnebik !!!Comments ()
I freakin’ love the pink socks with the green shoes.Comments ()
he he that looks really American, sorry!Comments ()
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dig itComments ()
they say made in china Comments ()
I LOVE those shoes too!Comments ()
“Pus” is my least favorite word. A distant second is “February,” because I can’t decide how to
say it.Comments ()
RADComments ()
Quite an ankle bone going on there.Comments ()
Kick-ass shoe. Hey, who’s Gus Greeper, anyway?Comments ()
I think you are going way over the limit with his. The internet will not be happy.Comments ()
online poke at http://roulette-spins.12-best-online-casinos.com While the popularity of televised poker tournaments has helped drive business to casino poker rooms, online poker sites may be
equally, if not more responsibleComments ()
love em!!Comments ()
enjoyed getting to know you more. of course always hilarious Comments ()
Mama likes the new Chucks!!!!!Comments ()
cute!
i miss converse...Comments ()
ROFL! I can’t look at one of your scans without imagining in my head how you look standing in the room doing the scan.
Great image in my head of you standing on one leg with other ankle up on the scanner Comments ()
i love the body shop but i do hate it when salespeople flock around me like i am some goddamn celebrity. here’s a tactic i
employ. i walk fast, winding my way around shelves, picking up products i want, dodge everything and find the shortest way to the
counter. but this only works if you know the store layout like the back of you hand. Comments ()
that tatt is so badass. i love sarah mclachlan and i simply adore her art.Comments ()
I doubt you could ever be a C-bomb.
I know what you mean about the fragrances, though. I hate salesmen. Also, I hate those guys in Las Vegas who stuff X-rated
pamphlets into your hands.Comments ()
LOL! i am guilty of wearing short skirts. i am small after all, so there’s not much to look up at. but i do wear boy-cut underwear,
which i think is awesomerad and comfy and decent. i never air out my vagina in public. unless i want to. and that’s usually
when i’m traveling with my beau and the only seat i get to sit on is in his car.Comments ()
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I don’t know if the lesbian across from you appreciates that you are topless, but I do. Just knowing that you are is
enough.Comments ()
I fecking hate salespeople as well. There are certain shops I dont go into anymore because they make me feel too intimidated esapecially if you are browsing through a shop you can afford nothing inComments ()
you’re nuts, i can never get enough x-rated pamphlets...
and mademoiselle liscumb, you have inspired me to start slipping mentions of godzilla into every conversation i can.Comments ()
urgh. i hate it more when you need help and noone helps you than when you are bombarbed. i was in trade secrets the other day and
5(!) different salespeoplecame and asked me if i needed help but they all seemed relieved when i said no.Comments ()
Sweet!
But Pete would be upset - they’re made overseas now. Taking jobs away from Americans and Canadians.
Lots of guilt involved in being Pete’s daughter!Comments ()
I was a retail worker for exactly two months and that was enough for the rest of my life. I also hate shopping and if I say I don’t
need help....I DON’T NEED HELP!Comments ()
Oh I know!! I get REALLY angry. This chick followed me around a clothing store pulling everything off of the rack and repeating over
and over again “Do you like this? Do you like this?” I left.
I try to shop in stores where I know they don’t work on commission.
That was a funny bit of writing there Corinna...anger works for you Comments ()
Perhaps the lady is interested in my wonderful line of Amway products?Comments ()
i feel really sorry for AdamComments ()
uhh... nice foot...Comments ()
ahhh, how I love comedic rage. How I love it.Comments ()
hehe, i hate clingy salespeople, and waiters..
can i also have a vulcan taser gun for such folk?!Comments ()
And that’s why God made pepper spray.
But what you don’t see is their manager whispering from behind the curtain, “Pssst! Go see if that woman’s
been helped! NOW!”
Bastard. Ooo..you get to run a clothing barn! BIG man!
NO! I don’t want a goddamn service plan!Comments ()
Ah yes...Bath * Body Works. I can’t even walk in there anymore. The urge to slap a basket on top of one of their heads is just
to overwhelming for me.Comments ()
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I LOVE YOUR RAG’N FIRE....no doubt you’d be fun to shop with!Comments ()
i.hate.shopping.
the only thing i truly LOVE going “shopping” for.. is new body jewelry or browsing for tattoo possibilities!
i have yet to decide.. but must confess.. i enjoyed watching an episode of Miami Ink last night on TLC.Comments ()
that said, i would have thrown the basket at her and said. NO FUCKING THANK YOU!
i’m a big girl.. that would have made them pee their pants. i think that’s generally why sales associates don’t
give me any shit.Comments ()
I am soo with you on the stupid sales ASSociates. God I hate them. You’re not alone in the planning in order to leave the
house thing, either. I believe it’s the result of “fucked up brain” syndrome. Me too! People can be so
overwhelming/irritating. Ug.Comments ()
LIAR :), I remember when you used to drag me through the stores in the big ol Terrace mall, spending WAY too much time trying shit
on that we weren’e buying anyways Comments ()
Another nice posture. Instead of going there, let me assume why your hands are acting as they are?Comments ()
I love this picture, The coloring is amazing, it makes it appear as if you are in a Neo inspired state. Happy HNTComments ()
That is so wicked cool! Another great HNT submission!Comments ()
That is an amazing pic. Beautiful. Totally beautiful! Cheers and Happy HNT!Comments ()
Love the scan... I can just picture you leaning over, twisting to hit the “scan” button. Very cool!!!Comments ()
you are the total queen of scans, fo sho.Comments ()
You are really very good at this. Comments ()
Anonymous on Sep 1 2005, 00:01
All of the above...plus infinity!Comments ()
You look good in green.Comments ()
I love tits. They just are not the same without nipples.Comments ()
You do this so well!!!Comments ()
I say.Comments ()
Superb.Comments ()
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THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HNT SCAN YET!!!!!!
Way to go C-dog!!!!!!!!! How hot and delish are you!?!
Wo0t!Comments ()
you said you had small boobs...Comments ()
Fantabulous!!! And why do you not like your hair again??Comments ()
very nice!!!!Comments ()
The queen of scanner art does it again.
Love the half nekkidness here...love it so much!
Love the wave effect in your hair & those earrings...too cute...Comments ()
Your lips looks devine. And so does everything else. Happy HNT Comments ()
very nice!!! Happy HNT!!!Comments ()
I am not 100% sure your hands are 100% shielding... is that a touch of the nip?Comments ()
thank you! funny you should mention that....this time i set the mouse in the correct direction in line with myself, set the rest of my body
on the scanner and slowly snuck the one hand out to tap the mouse... Comments ()
i know! i am totally laughing my ass off that no one is noticing it! Comments ()
huh huh.. nekkid Cor!! Comments ()
sometimes dude, so do i! Comments ()
i can’t see the nip!?! i must be blind.... happy HNT!Comments ()
it looks like a shadow...but really it’s a nip. Comments ()
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE HNT SCAN YET!!!!!!
Way to go C-dog!!!!!!!!! How hot and delish are you!?!
Wo0t!
This was my comment btw(way back up there!)...it came out as anonymous because I have no idea.Comments ()
Oooh nip? Must recheck.Comments ()
Very cool shot!Comments ()
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cool. Photoshopped?Comments ()
that’s WAY sexy. i love this. i think you should print it out and frame it. it’s that good. i’d hang it on my wall of
art. (yes, i have one.)Comments ()
very sensual scan. i particularly like the top half. hair looks great.Comments ()
NICE! i love it!
tell me again which post i need to read! i’m a horrible blogger these days
Comments ()
OMG that is completely awesome! One of the best HNTs yet!Comments ()
absolutely perfect. Love the green, and the girls.Comments ()
Excellent, you just keep getting better and better at this scanning. This should hold people over for many HNT to come.Comments ()
Great photo!Comments ()
Ha ha! TINKERBELL!
Clap if you believe, jerks!Comments ()
Everyone else approves...does ABC?Comments ()
oooooh. tabooComments ()
wow girl, amazing picture!!!!! i think this is one of your best Comments ()
Hey gorgeous! Nice.... hands and stuff
Geezer just did a poo.. haha, I’m next!
Love the green shoe scan from the 29th.
Agree about the shopping... I hate it when shop assistants ignore. That’s when I don’t purchase. And I don’t
like getting bugged when I don’t want help either.
I feel sorry for the animals too..
xoxoxoxoxComments ()
cal axed me for titling ideas, but the first thing that came to mind was “Oh, so THAT’S what the green lantern’s
power is...”.
the one i liked best was “I’ll drink your essence, gelfling!!!”.
aside from that, it’s hard to complain or be jellus about something so gorge. i guess i just get twisted by the medium
sometimes. im just a lil ol stubborn snobby bobby. i must need to art or something. pollogeez.Comments ()
somehow, I always end up seeing all my friends’ nipples.Comments ()
I thoughts you were just holding them because you can. I know most of us would if it was an option for us (hee hee!!)
Rock on!Comments ()
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corinna(if hiding your nipples is enough).nice one sis,you mega jerk you.totally not DOS.
could you take the scan again,but next time,maybe you could wedge a sausage between your SHIRT POTATOES?preferably a
gormet one?
give gus’s ‘nutless’ undercarriage a scratch from me,and maybe give adam a brisk fingering whilst youre
there.(thats my new favorute saying...’a brisk fingering’.)Comments ()
You are a better person than I...for I would have nutted up in a big way and told her that she was not the only person on the damn
bus...and she should shut the hell up...or risk not having another birthday to celebrate. Bitches!Comments ()
*big virtual hugs*
let me know if you want to make her “disappear”
MUahahahahhahhahhahComments ()
HUGS HONEY....be well.
I have kids...2...and it’s A LOT OF WORK....life is MUCH easier without children...trust me....but my life is SO MUCH MORE
FULFILLING with THEM IN IT. (to each their own dear) NEVER feel bad for wanting what you want or for not wanting what you
don’t. take er easy....Comments ()
I know how you feel. I hate my dad.Comments ()
you sound like you need some cheering up...perhaps if i did my little dance for you wearing lederhosen and a rainbow afro wig that
might help?
friends are god’s way of making up for parents...Comments ()
That sounds like the most irritating thing ever. If patience is a virtue you are truly virtuosComments ()
Yeah, I would’ve totally made an ass of myself and told her off. You’re MUCH stronger than I, and I’m sending
big virtual hugs your way.Comments ()
um, this isn’t a very constructive comment... but I kinda hate your parents.Comments ()
Awe Sweetie!
Huge hug to you!
While everyone is entitles to their choices, yada yada yada,
I’d have punched that bitch in her big fat hateful mouth....
You my dear are well loved, more than you probaby know Comments ()
G’day C,
fan-bloody-tastic.
You are my fav HNTer. Except for all my other equal favs that I don’t want to offend by calling you my fav.
Go Dork!!Comments ()
honey, people like these are insensitive and not worth your time. don’t let them get you down. *hugs* we’re all here for
you. or we could stick their heads down toilets of shit and flush.Comments ()
That’s a super sexy scan! I’m jealous you have such a nice manicure...and sexy beauty spots, I always wanted on like
Cindy Crawford. *sigh*
I can’t make out the nip though...
I want a scanner now.Comments ()
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You need: wine, freinds, pajamas and cookie dough. I’ll be there in spirit and we’ll bitch the night away.
*Tight warm hugs*
hey, I’m going to St. Andrews this week. I want to pick you up some golf balls. E-mail me an adress to post them and
I’ll do so asap. If you want, I’ll take pictures too. Anything to make you smile again.Comments ()
TOO SELFISH TO HAVE CHILDREN!!!
so let us hope that she does us a favor and gets herself fucking spayed!
i’m glad your parents had you.
but frankly, the more i know you, the less i like them. i would love to spit cyanide with words at them.
i love this:
“i could tell the other one covered in her word vomit wanted to tell her to shut the fuck up as much as i did.”
you are so creative in your anger.Comments ()
hey, I’m alive, just busy, will post soon....promise Will also read your blog properly soon, prolly same time (period) as when I
post on my blog Comments ()
it’s the hands...i have big hands Comments ()
thanks so much for all your awesomeRAD complements! i will likely be taking a break from HNT again because the half nekkid
scanning is hard to keep original! but i do love it…Comments ()
i’ve woken up doing anything from screaming to crying to hitting to not breathing.
so that’s funny. sounds like you were preparing to spit on an enemy!
you NINJATO!Comments ()
chewing tobacco in your sleep?! Comments ()
My mom woke up the whole house once (when she was a teen) because she thought someone was choking her, but her arm had
fallen asleep and her hand drifted up to her neck. Weird.Comments ()
I’m sure you were just dreaming. But of whom?Comments ()
I’ve woken up exhausted from crying so much in my dream. But rebuilding that spit--now that’s talent! Comments ()
funny when fantasy crosses over to reality. i’ve never had enough imagination to spit on myself, only do a weird rap thing,
according to my beau.Comments ()
Glad to see you are particpating, and kept a few treasures.Comments ()
Ha ha, that first pic is priceless! And the second one is...the third one....Oh my God it’s so hard to pick a favorite! They are all
so dorky!
Happy DT!!!
-MikeComments ()
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I knew you would capture the true essence of Dorky Tuesday!Comments ()
Only very mildly dorky, because as a 14yo, you were a deadset hottie, and I would have SO had a crush on you at school.
Good work. I can’t compete with this!Comments ()
I love them! These pics rock!Comments ()
I am a parent of two scallywags. They take massive amounts of my time. They are incredibly expensive. They are loud and messy,
and demanding, and.. and.. but I am the luckiest bloke in the world for having them.
Stupid vomit mouth bus bitch - best she doesn’t breed.Comments ()
Dork! Comments ()
i am still so crushing on you right now. those piccies are priceless! Comments ()
Hopefully your cats don’t have to get too violent for the photo blurb thing... remember it was 9th grade-ish and nobody can be
held accountable for anything they did before their orbito (pre) frontal cortex formed fully (18-22ish depending on the person). Oh no,
the geek in me is coming out again... at least I don’t have those horrid glasses and Chess King sweater anymore!!Comments
()
Great post...graduation pics seem to be a bit of a theme, I have one too!
Happy DT!Comments ()
That top one looks like the friend from Full House. Not that I ever watched it or anything.Comments ()
Amazing! You are so great. That first one is the BEST! Was it ‘Some Kind Of Wonderful’ that made you chop your
hair? It was for me - I wanted to be Watts.Comments ()
My favorite is the top one---“watch out Marilyn Monroe!”Comments ()
HA! I love it.Comments ()
As dorky as you may have looked you are still the COOLEST chick around.
Yeah that top one is the BEST!Comments ()
Maybe you’re a snake. A hissing, spitting snake.
/got nothingComments ()
Some people talk a lot of crap. And some people say things they don’t mean at the time only to regret it later. And some
people say things they don’t mean and never figure out how hurtful they were.Comments ()
I chortle much at this postComments ()
As far as highschool pictures go that grad day one of us isn’t too bad. It’s funny that I never actually
graduated...Comments ()
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ha ha I love those pics, your wicked!Comments ()
You was truly dorky. I mean that in the nicest possible way Comments ()
awseome!! i’m so jealous i totally forgot.....Comments ()
holy fuck r u ever sexy!!!!
but seriously....who doesn’t have a drawer full of old nerdy numbnut pics of themselves that at one time they actually thought
they were cool for.....that’s right.....and i love this, i might have to follow suit.....!Comments ()
Haha! Love it! I think I may have to participate next DT.Comments ()
i like the pics. i agree the pic with the tatoo, you look great!! its fun to reminisce.Comments ()
sometimes our experiences come back to haunt us, to remind us what still needs healing. sorry you had to go through this. i hope
you found some peace of mind.Comments ()
crazy dream!! do you spit a lot?!Comments ()
You’ve always been awesome it seems.Comments ()
Great picturesComments ()
Better to spit in your sleep than SHIT in your sleep.
At least that’s my theory.Comments ()
I LOVE the Kliban Cats...luv them!Comments ()
Oh my... I could probably play this one for ages... if someone in my house hadn’t appropriated my box of photos...yes, my
entire history has gone missing. Someone will die.Comments ()
Say, you’re not nearly as dorky as I would have imagined.Comments ()
The top pic, so natural, so lovely.Comments ()
That Firzt Pik Juzt Rox So Hard. Dammit, I Kan’t Stop Laughing. Forshnebik !!!Comments ()
the pulled up past the bellybutton shorts are the clear winner, imo.
ARGH, my parents have all my dorky pics! Well, all my younger dorky pics, anyways.Comments ()
My step-gramma had a penchant for sending us pictures of ourselves following with stickers on them like that.
But, for some reason, I find that the first picture here would be completely less worthy if it were presented sans word-balloon.
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SWEETT!Comments ()
Kinda like a wet dream, but with more of an oral orientation.
Different sex, different end.Comments ()
I am sooooo glad I’m not the only one who hiked their shorts/pants up. I screamed with glee when low rise became popular.
Comments ()
nice picks cor I must catch up on the rest of your posts now Comments ()
I’m caught up now...yay
I sympathise with your shopping rant. I too hate shopping, but mainly cause people don’t seem to know how to GET THE
FUCK OUT OF MY WAY in shopping centres. Sometimes I wish I was an asshole and could just walk through the people who
don’t get the fuck out of my way, but unfortunately I’m not and have to restrict this behaviour to ice hockey games
Comments ()
I vote for involuntary sterilization for those bitches. I’m so sorry that you had to listent to that shit. People suck. I love my
Chicken, he the best thing that ever happened to me. Just remember that some parents out there love and cherish their kids, even
though your and mine sucked ass.Comments ()
Ew. Yucky dream. Go shower, you’ll feel better.Comments ()
nurds roxorsComments ()
hey guys! thanks so much for your kind thoughts, support and virtual hugs. you really are the bestest of the best!
a year or two ago i can pretty much guarantee i would of taken a strip off her...therapy be goooooooooooooood!! Comments ()
So...did you do anything this weekend?
Oh...Canada celebrates Labor day? You can’t even spell it correctly!
Comments ()
My dad lives in outer space.Comments ()
don’t you comment anymore? Too good for my blog now are we??Comments ()
oh no now i am going to take this all personal even though i know you can’t be being serious cause i comment on almost
every post you put up
but i will admit i have been slacking with returning the comments i have been getting but only (see some of the previous posts)
because i have been in a funk/not to hot state of depression for a good long while now. as i mentioned just getting a post up over
here at the greeper is progress.Comments ()
i laughed about it most of the day and tried so hard to remember what i was dreaming about..it did not come back to me...i will never
know what it was i was actually spitting on....i will always wonder...oh i will.Comments ()
you are just too kind and a fab-u-lous fibber Comments ()
i feel like i have won some dork award or something..this rocks! thanks for all the great kick ass commments!!Comments ()
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it just makes the photo that much more priceless!! Comments ()
it does have its good days..BUT if i don’t have a good stylist i walk out looking like a moron...i have more than one cowlick more of them than i am willing to admit. and if i end up in the chair of someone who has no idea what to do with them and i
don’t notice the look of fear on their face in time, i can and have run into some major hair trouble.Comments ()
So...what you’re really saying is that unless I’m planning on cloning myself, I should NOT catch an episode of
lost...right?Comments ()
you saucy babe you!Comments ()
I love OZ!!!!!!!!!
http://badnewsblonde.blogspot.com/2005/02/been-watching-lot-of-oz-lately.htmlComments ()
thanks AB you had me so paranoid that i spelled it wrong that i had to look it up in the dictionary.Comments ()
what a coincidence SO DOES MINE!!! Comments ()
I don’t think it’s fair to call the Williams sisters penis & urethra. It’s giving penises and urethras everywhere a
bad name Comments ()
yes that is exactly what i am saying. Comments ()
i will be checking out that post.
i am SUCH A NERD! i am keeping track of how many episodes i have not seen. season one i had missed three. we just got both
disks for season two today...i am pretty sure i didn’t miss ANY season two but we will soon see...
best show ever!! Comments ()
good thing i don’t watch the telly. i just leave it on for white noise. i miss your whore-box, damn you. Comments ()
I keep meaing to check out OZ.Comments ()
lol at OZ fest! heheh
and yes, we can’t go around giving penises (penii??) and urethras (urethraa??) a bad name like that!
finally, where is your message board?!!Comments ()
labour, labor, it’s all work and a day off and sorry for no chatty box...but i’ll never love u less...you’re GUS
GREEPER FOR SHITS SAKES...you’re an ICON! i internet lurve u to bits....and that post....another killer funny fucker...yo,
you have me laughing ALWAYS!Comments ()
Haha, I LOVE the dorky pics. You look like a cool dork Comments ()
I’ve never heard of OZ...
I refuse to watch Lost because I don’t want to become dependent on a tv show for happiness/satisfaction.
Plus I don’t have time for tv anyway... it would really cut into my time doing everything else.
I have to get back to pretending to do work now.Comments ()
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Oz is legendary. My husband is into LOST. It’s not that I don’t like it...I just hate to be obligated to watch things on a
regular basis and base my life on it. Mr. Sumo is a couch patater and is happy having his life taking up by the tube. I do love
watching tennis though.Comments ()
Those of us that speak english spell it labour, only americans spell it labor. Why they felt the need to spell their words with a southern
twang I can only wonder.... no wait, by american logic that should be spelt sothern
OZ is a great show. I watched the first season all in one hit, back to back.... after that 8 hours I felt like I’d been in prison. I
did the same with the second season I think. Haven’t had a chance to watch the 3rd yet (my friend has them on DVD so I just
borrow them from him
I saw the first episode of lost and would have liked to watch it but I find it difficult to fit TV watching into my life.Comments ()
Me and a friend made total fools of ourselves gushing about Lost in our fairy tale class the other night. Fuck it! We love it, and I think
we’ve dragged some people over to the dark side.Comments ()
Isn’t there a few Oz episodes involving eyeballs popping out?Comments ()
Holy Hell, you share my exact sentiments on Prison Break. I dug OZ. Brilliant, realistic, and actual prison rape... (which is grody)...
Prison break was boring, cliched, unrealistic, sterile garbage. Lost by the way is by far the best thing to have hit the small screen in
years...Comments ()
Corinna.. quick reminder that the live draft for yahoo hockey pool is september 11th (this next sunday), so get those emails in as soon
as possible kay?)Comments ()
Cool!Comments ()
you NEVER dissapoint! Great one! HAppy HNTComments ()
you know i called 6 people jerks today when i never use that word? i blame you, you wonderful thing.
it made me feel better.Comments ()
Your picture from dorky Tuesday is on Raymi’s site! Comments ()
you know i don’t watch any of the shows you mentioned but i was recommended LOST and 24. I don’t like jumping
into things if i didn’t see it from the beginning. my fav shows are Curb Your Enthusiasm, Six Feet Under and The Comeback,
ever seen those?Comments ()
Seriously. this is the most amazing HNT pic I’ve seen! I want to print it and put it on my wall! it’s so not dos
;O)Comments ()
sweeet.. i love your hnt scans.. you always rock hnt’s.Comments ()
What in the world? Is that the “Chewbacca Defense” ?Comments ()
Leno’s chin is now the largest single body part in the universe... ever since Chyna got hers fixed, that is. Oz definitely rocks
balls, LOST.. well, never saw it - kinda got over TV for the most part... well, except for OZ, The Sopranos, Deadwood, and Stargate
SG-1 (yeah, I’m a geek.)
Back for more later. PeaceComments ()
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it was living in terrace, bc hair. you just kind of had to go with it and hope for the best.Comments ()
we may have a problem here paul i don’t even remember there being ‘the friend’ so you must of watched it or
penis and urethra! brilliant! adam would totally do that if he was in charge.me too.
dude.i found lost to be gay.but i dont watch much tv,so i find most stuff gay.
all aussies (except his mum and dad) think that layton hewwitt (fukkwitt) is a poofta.there is just no exscuse for the reverse baseball
cap.ever.well,maybe if youre in some ‘rap group’ (i believe thats what the youngsters call it).cunts.
ooo,arent i in a grumpy mood???
hope youre brilliant CORINNA(if briskly fingering adam is enough).Comments ()
ok ok i just have to say...i saw your comment on geezers blog about denman street! honey child....i used to live on harwood
ave.....near denman and davie....no i know..English bay...i shacked up in the Couv for a year...was awesome! now
then....they’re such GAYLORDS!
and gusgreeper is a rockon hardcore zombie lover!Comments ()
This pout is nice.Comments ()
thinkeen about stupid ol Lleyton Hewitt makes me laugh because...well, lotsa times ill be in a place and something will pop into my
head for no real reason i know of but it is so goddamn funny that i cant just forget about it i have to start laughing until its all out of me.
.. .. .but its usually something real dumb like just brutal names. whenever i think of the name myrtle i always start laughing like this,
because i think that myrtle is the brutalest name ever. gertrude is pretty brutal too. but lleyton hewitt is allowed to be brutal because
hes famous, but it still is a brutal name. i cant stop laughing now.
..:..:..:..:..:..:..:..;//////
if someone was named eclair, i think that i would laugh at that a lot too. hahaComments ()
oh yeah and you and rj look like the sportiest gym teachers ever.Comments ()
i suspect that you were dreaming what you were sucking the poison out of a alligators hand who was snakebit. cause youre like
that.Comments ()
theres something very robo-cop about this that makes it my fave to date. gargle gargle.Comments ()
:kissing computer screen:Comments ()
i love these, but in my humble opinion, this one is the best so far!Comments ()
Oooh, I looove that one!Comments ()
I so want to clone you for myselfComments ()
So that is what is going on. I am so slow I could not figure out how it felt like I kept missing shows but i knew that I had not missed
any. I finally went on line to read more so I could understand. Thank you for filling me in.Comments ()
hey there hot-lips!!
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NB: you’ve been taggedComments ()
Have you had botox?
Comments ()
You have SUCH a way with a scanner! This is fabulous!Comments ()
How come every scan you do is my most favourite?? Weird.
Love it dahling, love it!Comments ()
great work. what does your title mean?Comments ()
i haven’t told you in a while.. but i love how you do these scans! you are the champion of the frontal scan!Comments ()
I thought the Dorky day wasn’t until Tuesday, lmao.Comments ()
Kinda creepy, kinda horny. Not sure which wins out. Read your long tv show post. Haven’t decided whether I should get into
Lost yet. Thus far, I have abstained from watching it. Hmm... something to think about.Comments ()
jerk.thats beautiful.it really does look like my puckered bum hole.although yours is probably cleaner.
how the fukk are you mate?Comments ()
Did you hear about Laura Bush? She called Hurricane Katrina : Hurricane Corrina. You’re a killer hurricane.
http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2679429?htv=12Comments ()
What? No tongue?
Nice addition to the collected works..Comments ()
Another sexy scan!Comments ()
yeah this is a cool oneComments ()
lips and shadows...Comments ()
Oz was really depressing...Comments ()
Looks like Marilyn Monroe. If she had a scanner, of course.Comments ()
I have no idea whats going on but I think I like it. Yes I do. I like itComments ()
Oh god, that made me laugh, like tears running down my face. Superb!Comments ()
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you are the cutest.Comments ()
i wanna give you a pout back, too.Comments ()
Is it wrong of me to be jealous of your scanner?
I heard your theme song this weekend and was singing along.
Gus Greeper sleeper.
He’ll sleeper cheaper.
A peeper beeper.
Blue Oyster Cult rox!Comments ()
remember when i said, scans havent really done anything for me. Well this scan makes up for all the ones i said
‘meh’ too. This is a Rad scan... looks almost unreal.. like out of Sin City... Cheers.. oh.. and thanks for joining our
pool, and good luck...Comments ()
OMG! is that you? cuz you’re HOT HOT HOT! no i’m not gay, i’m just honest, smokin photog work...STAT
!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
Still out here loving your scanner art!Comments ()
hey email me or something.. for some reason im worried about you....Comments ()
THIS IS MY FAVOURITIST SCAN YOU’VE DONE!!! it reminds me of x-men for some reason.Comments ()
Smack.... keep those lips to yourself.Comments ()
holy fuck could i of laughed ANY HARDER!!!Comments ()
How sweet.
A friend when I was growing up always used to tell me my dad looked like John Denver.
I’ve never tasted Spam. Weird huh?Comments ()
no not any of them, thanks for the heads up on them.., i do keep meaning to check out six feet under i will likely go through it on DVD.
i have heard it is awesome.Comments ()
i wish hewitt would turn his hat around. i do agree it is wrong and it looks lame not to mention GAY. damn good tennis player though.
i do enjoy watching him lose to federer time and time again (but he is still good) glad Clijsters dumped his ass though. BUT if hewitt is
such an austrilian shame how come he is married to such a fucking hottie??? eh man?Comments ()
Oh man I saw that last year... (obviuously not the first or last time) and it gets better with age.
Comments ()
unfortunately for YOU dorky tuesday was only a one shot deal. seeing as i have to say the dorkiest pictures i have are taken with you
my friend and boy are they GOODERS but still....
not a fan of the scans i take it. dork lover.Comments ()
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thanks AGAIN!! you guys are the BEST! the complements make it that much more fun wondering what you’ll see in it/like and
dislike about them....i am glad you guys all love the scan art. we FINALLY got the fucking lid off SO i hope that there will many more
cool ones as i felt limited by that damn lid!Comments ()
Awh. I am just like that with certain things, and the Muppets is definately one of them. Not too sure baout the John Denver,
though...Comments ()
aS SOON AS I SEE IT AGAIN I WILL FER SHIZ DO A REVIEW. iT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE JOURNALISM IF I JUST WROTE
IT NOW.
wHEN I WAS A KID I WANTED TO RUN AWAY TO NEW YORK TO WORK AT THE MUPPET SHOW. i WAS CONTENT TO FETCH
COFFEE OR NEWSPAPERS OR WHATNOT. i WASNT SURE WHAT THE STUDIO REALLY LOOKED LIKE OR REALLY WAS,
SOMETHING IN BETWEEN THE ACTUAL “SHOW” AND A WAREHOUSE FILLED WITH FABRIC AND PLASTIC
EYEBALLS. iF I HAVE THE MUPPET SHOW TO THANK FOR ANYTHING THO, ITS MY LOVE OF RADIO COMEDY. iT MADE ME
SCREWIER. iT DID IT DID.Comments ()
Honey, I don’t know how to say this...
...step away from the mouse...put it down...walk away...slowly...
*thus beings your intervention*Comments ()
oh i knew i’d be taking some hits for coming out with my love of john denver. i knew. Comments ()
not weird at all that shit is disgusting. consider yourself very very lucky! Comments ()
*confession*
John Denver was my first musical crush
shhhhh....Comments ()
never really got my groove on with john, but the way you make it sound just seems so sweet. awesomerad jerkette, you.Comments ()
Hmm, I don’t know of any John Denver music.... some of my musical tastes are heavily influenced by my dad’s record
and tape collection. I loved the muppets as a child! It’s only on cable in australia these days, so I don’t see it much
anymore.
I’m off to the pub for a beer now. Yay!!! One week of work down, one to go. Yessssssssss.Comments ()
Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that!
I, too received an awesome gift from Amazon yesterday. My pre-ordered complette Season One of the Fraggels arrived!
SWEET!Comments ()
you have to expect that kind of support from such a full-on muppets fan... you should have seen the lengths he went to to figure out
the names of statler and waldorf!
and how come everyone is attacking you for loving john denver when it is quite obvious that anyone who hangs out with the muppets
that much has to be totally rad? they bump him up at least eleventy cool points.
ps my name is a shoutout to one of your own abblabab - one of the carpenters on my job was wearing a shirt yesterday that said
cowabunga dude!
pps if you see leon, give him a cheezie from me and tell him i say hi!Comments ()
when I read this i couldnt help but hum the theme tune at the same time. I used to think Kermit was a right muppetComments ()
SPAM IS NOT FOOD.Comments ()
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I LOVED the Muppets growing up...I could tell you many embarrassing Muppet Love stories but I’ll spare you. I always loved
when John Denver was on too! My parents also had a lot of influence on my musical taste...I have to admit tho, the old artist concerts
that I’ve gone to in the last 10 years or so have been much better than any of the newbies! CSNY, Paul McCartney, The
Rolling Stones...etc!! Kind of weird! Anyway, glad to hear the boy is so supportive of your need for the Muppets/John Denver tape. I
wanted to buy the first season of the Muppets but I have no budget for that right now (or when it came out)...One day I’ll get
it!Comments ()
Very cute!Comments ()
I never did get into the Muppets, except that little Beaker dude.Comments ()
oh man. jer will poo himself when he hears about this. soo jealous.Comments ()
wha ha ha ha! You are going to hell for liking Jon Denver.Comments ()
I’m TOTALLY 1 million % getting that! FOR SURE...LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!Comments ()
oh that is so cute how much you identify with the Muppets! i love animal.. heheh!
NB: so sorry about the tag thing, i really should have checked to see if you’d done it!Comments ()
i saw him in concert. he was good and good and good.Comments ()
I will come out too! I LOVE John Denver.Comments ()
LOVE JD, but back to the scans, LOVE them too almost as much as poking fun. Ego is bruised, i am not a DORK Comments ()
oh my. well la-dee-da. ok, sit down. but youre probly sitting down already. but so here goes.
theres a partments building of condos on our street (barclay) which is made of bricks on the front side. but it is stucco on the sides. it
is a tricks!!!...? but so yes, this is a building that i call ‘the pizza oven’. there are places for sale now in ‘the
pizza oven’ and they are for sale by ‘Leon Beauregard’. the realtor is Leon Beauregard. YES!!!!!Comments ()
whatever, my dad looks like robin williams in ‘the birdcage’.Comments ()
I liked JD...bought 2 albums. Have you seen the first “Muppet Movie”? I thought it was wonderful. At the end when
they sing the rainbow song...chokes me up everytime.Comments ()
Oh my god!
COurtney Love.....
CObain
COrgan
COogan
I’m fucking telling the world cos i KNOW i’m right
Wayne COyne is next on the listComments ()
John Denver is the sappiest best!Comments ()
dude, it was totally your fault i went hunting for it cause you did that muppet post, well yours and stupid future shop, the day before i
had seen the first season in the store.
no worries! i did it way back before you had even heard of gus greeper Comments ()
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i like that they changed “high” to “holiday” to make it kid-safe.Comments ()
beautiful kissy pillow lips.Comments ()
Muppets kick ass. I’m so glad you got it.Comments ()
spam *gag*. i love abba, some of their music brings back childhood memories.Comments ()
Mamamia, there you go again Irasali.Comments ()
I just heard they were reforming!Comments ()
Wow! I also want to post my dorky photos. Need to buy a scanner! Tsk.Comments ()
I can vouch for that! and he acts like him when he’s had 2 drinks too! Woohoo!Comments ()
I am so amazed that I don’t even know what to do with myself. The only way the name Leon could be made cooler is by
pairing it with Beauregard. You should buy a condominium in the trick building and name it The Oaks.Comments ()
same with me and button planet... or something...Comments ()
My god...these are wicked coool every week! I really like this one!Comments ()
LOVE IT!! your hair looks great!! love the shades. AMAZING!!Comments ()
well i’m happy you found something that lifts your spirits!! you deserve it!! i never use to watch them that much. im trying to
figure out what it is i did watch. anyhow, you are lucky to have a sweet boyfriend like that!! luckier that you have a lot of gratitude for
that. take care girl Comments ()
I don’t know much about the ice hocky stuff.. but I do like to watch! This line:
“you heard me the red wings and the avalanche can kiss my hot white ass.”
reminds me of when we were watching the superleague grand final last break, and the avalanches were winning against the cats
(Perth teams, of course) and some guy shouted out during a quiet moment in the game “YOU SUCK, AVALANCHE!!!!”
You look cute in your jersey... look how blue your eyes are!Comments ()
“Hit him with your purse, ya pussy!!!”Comments ()
THANK YOU!!!! Comments ()
What no Rangers either? Just for that, HOCKEY SUCKS!Comments ()
the only thing sadder than a Rangers fan is famine.Comments ()
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Being boring and British, I don’t get much hockey. Shame because it looks ace.Comments ()
well said. I think I’ll side with you, I’m always down to root for a canadian team over a united states-ian team,
y’all are long overdue.Comments ()
i know nothing about ice hockey, so i will just say this: could you get any hotter? mmmmmm.Comments ()
Ain’t you cute!
Hey, just to say I’ve not sent the balls yet, but will soon OK! I also got you some tees too. I love ya!!Comments ()
WHAT !?!? No Wings !?!? BLASPHEMY, i say. Albalo is so right though. the world laughs at the rangers. Having Giggy in goal is a
good deal. Where’s all your great wingers and centers, though !?!? No Lecavelier, or Datsyuk, or Fedorov !?!?
Detroit Is Bringing The Cup Home, Once Again !!!!
In Shocking News...Chicago might actually be a contender.
Forschenbik !!!Comments ()
never seen hockey we cant get it here but I thought all the players were striking anyway?!?
Im gonna have to see it some time as I reckon I would love it. Played grass hockey at uni, I was awful but it was fun!Comments ()
My brother wears his Senators jerseys to all of the Leafs games.
You look SO adorable in that jersey!!!
Can you believe we now have Lindros? I mean he’s good but he’s got that soft noggin
As long as my Mats is still a Leaf I’ll be fine.
GO LEAFS AND CANUCKS GO!Comments ()
Oh, it’s on!
I actually have a nephew named Brendan for Shanahan. That’s how crazy my family gets about hockey.Comments ()
That’s a sweet picture in the backround.Comments ()
the best thing about hockey is when they strike all year and it gets called off.Comments ()
Way-cute pic.Comments ()
my parents never listened to cool music.
all i got was classical.
oh, but we did watch sound of music every year. still makes me misty-eyed. heh.Comments ()
JASON LABARBARA IS IN THE NHL???? no way!! is he a starter? that’s insane!
and exactly how old is owen nolan, because i distinctly when i was in grade six and he played for the nordiques and every guy in my
class had a man-crush on him.
Get em right in their mind!!Comments ()
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okay i quite obviously meant i distinctly remember etc etc, and so on.Comments ()
Our draft isn’t for a couple weeks yet, but I have 6th and 12th picks (I think). I’m not planning on taking any Leafs, but
if I get desperate near the end I can see myself taking Allison. I haven’t done much research yet.Comments ()
Hey Corrina, visit my blog for a kewl pic of Lord Stanley’s Cup.Comments ()
sec say. way sec say.Comments ()
So...ummm...you like hockey, eh?Comments ()
Holy crap! Its a pidgeon!!!!Comments ()
oh my you are the sweetest! we are so excited!! don’t think you won’t be getting some coooooooooooooool stuff back!
Comments ()
Red wings?!?!? Rangers?!?!?! phooey!!! Go canada, I think seriously, every Canadian team is on now equal footing, and
we’ll see strong performances from all teams. On a side note... liscumb, you’re goin down... GOIN DOWN!!!
Strangely enough, in my pool, I love the Canucks, and didn’t get one Canuck... Here were my pics...
J. Allison (Tor - C,F)
C B. Smolinski (Ott - C,F)
LW R. Malone (Pit - LW,W,F)
LW N. Ekman (SJ - LW,W,F)
RW M. Hejduk (Col - RW,W,F)
RW D. Heatley (Ott - RW,W,F)
W R. Dvorak (Edm - RW,W,F)
F T. Arnason (Chi - C,F)
Niedermayer (Anh - D)
D D. Boyle (TB - D)
D K. Johnsson (Phi - D)
D B. Berard (Cls - D)
BN A. Sutton (Atl - D)
BN R. Park (Van - RW,W,F)
BN T. Ruutu (Chi - C,F)
G M. Kiprusoff (Cgy - G)
G D. Roloson (Min - G)
BN M. Fleury (Pit - G)Comments ()
oops.. i have mceachern too...Comments ()
http://tsn.ca/nhl/news_story.asp?id=132221
his nickname is Gonzo. hahahahahahahahComments ()
being a woman i find i get emotional with my picks sometimes and so being from there originally, growing up with them etc. i just
can’t not take at least one.... Comments ()
hehe thanks
biggest joke ever was him, bure and messier all being on the rangers. i was able to stomach maybe two seconds of just watching
bure and messier sit in silence on the bench making millions but not even communicating between each other. LAME. and lindros i
totally fell in love with him as a super little kid when like every team wanted him. now serisouly i think he is a bigger baby than bure. i
hate bure i was SO GLAD when he left the canucks.
i hope he does not make a mockery of the leafs.
your brother sounds AWESOMERAD!!Comments ()
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i am going to go with LOVE hockey on this one.Comments ()
as you know i am not 100% down with having babies BUT i also know it could happen if we had a boy it would of course have to be
ABC 5th and adam shook his head HARD when i said well if we can’t name him Todd we could go with Bert for the middle
name.
i think i lose on that one Comments ()
another huge detroit fan here i see! the rivalry runs deep between us and detroit oh it runs deep Comments ()
indy and potted: the picture is piece of crap print someone gave me out of a picasso poster thingy as i love cats and all and before
gus became and indoor kitty due to her BARFING thing she used to bring home nice treats as such all the time! even though the
‘print and frame are totally ghetto’ i love it!Comments ()
good choice and SO TRUE!!! i ‘expect’ this support and attitude to follow till season end! Comments ()
damn... for some reason, my list shows park (who is on the ‘nucks) anyways.. i don’t have him... so.. there.. my
correction, this is my final post.. heheComments ()
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Hey Gorgeous,
I’m taking 5 different vitamin pills at the moment, plus birth control pills... I feel I may be doing my kidneys a disservice, but I
need them, man, I NEED them! Must drink water. ARGH! I accidentally turned on filterkeys.. and they NEVER turn off when you
press cancel.. windows lies!!!
xoxoxComments ()
Tits... I love it!Comments ()
“We gotta ring the bell reeeal loud!”
Meds never worked for me; I just had to sort out my own problems and blog a lot. Luck to you with your tits!Comments ()
oh, and since it’s early in the comments storm, I formally remind you of the impending (Sept 21st) birthday.Comments ()
I KNEW there was some reason I should’ve been watching oz all these years!! “Tits” is so much better than my
chosen term: “Happy Pills.” I must steal it.Comments ()
I got off my tits last nightComments ()
good for you man that can’t be easy at all!
i will remember!! i will Comments ()
hey maja!
dude, windows sucks so bad i hate windows i HATE IT!
yeah i take a lot of crap too, my stomach hates me! it is the damn headaches
xoxox Comments ()
I took effexor for awhile and I totally felt like I was rolling!Comments ()
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happy pills...now see, i just wish i could say i was a positive enough person to have thought to call them that.
i totally admire that! big time!Comments ()
I’ve lost my tits.Comments ()
Every time I hear that song that I think is by Buffalo Springfield (but I could be totally making that up) “Hey Children
what’s that sound, everybody look what goin’ down...” I get all fuzzy b/c the Muppets did that spot with them in
the woods with the hunter and his gun. Between that and Thank God I’m a Country Boy, I dont know what brings back more
mem’ries... I, too, was a devout Muppetter.Comments ()
My tit is RiTAliN.
Twice daily during work hours, for reasons of me still being a hyperactive fuck with bad memory and poor self control.Comments ()
I want your tits. Hee hee!Comments ()
your tits! love it....my best friend is on effexor, i’ll have to pass the tits along, of course he’s a male and he’s
gay, so that could still work.
cheers girl....hope u had anice weekend!Comments ()
YOU!??? so cute!Comments ()
That is the first thing to note. I like this.Comments ()
That is so awesome. I use prag in casual conversation. And once I said to my son ‘I did it for you.’ And then I
cackled ‘For you Gloria - it’s all for you.’
He was confused.Comments ()
i like giving names to things, too. it’s a splendid affliction/ can i touch your tits? LOL!Comments ()
I once ate a worming tablet for dogs, needless to say i have been worm free and have sported a lovely glossy coat ever since. You
know what else they call a different name in prison? “Tossing the salad”, this is where one inmate makes up a
vinagarette dressing using olive oil and pesto, another inmate roughly chops lollo rosso leaves along with half an iceberg lettuce and
places into a sieve, whilst running the lettuce under cold water they proceed to “Toss the salad”.......thats not tossing!
thats washing that is! How very silly.Comments ()
any excuse to say tits more oftenComments ()
I love tits.Comments ()
I’m way too intoxicated to follow this post. But I’m confident it’s as charming and whimsical as
ever!Comments ()
I’m thinking some tits are in order over here... I’m none to perky... hey... tits... perky... correlation?Comments ()
sorry i havent been by love.i am mr busy-fucker.
i love it when women discuss their tits openly.theyre good to get off your chest.
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also,’nuttermeds’ made me CACK!
spock bless you my love Comments ()
good job helping me think about tits cos i usually find it so hardComments ()
I am happy to see a sample Adam’s writing - bravo
Aside- on a sick day yesterday I watched..wait for it....Oprah. Ok so oprah’s new theater sucks and there is no where for her
guests to sit but she did get three new pusppies like the dog who lived next door to me at churchill drive and would run around
carrying my rollerskate. Anyhoodles the highlight was that she has donated 10,000,000 dollars to rebuild New orleans. Say what you
want but she is showing some heart and helping.
PS Would you like to be by acquaintance?Comment (1)
I had no idea the fun you could have with an Old John Denver Muppets special. I have to see that now!
Also I too have the desire for self actualization through transcendental meditation / binge drinkingComments ()
I LOVE MY TITS!Comments ()
This is fucking brilliant! I can’t wait to go back and re-watch this “special” as an adult...oh if we only knew
then...Great post!Comments ()
My tits are lexapro and xanax (call ‘em brain meds), albuterol (asthma) flonase (allergies) sonata (sleep) and birth control. I
was on Advair (asthma) but oddly enough when I quit smoking my asthma got better... hmmm... I swear I’m an 80 year old
woman when it comes to meds. That doesn’t even cover the random/everchanging pain meds. Good times. Love
‘em tits.Comments ()
I heard John Denver actually would sing about Topeka, Kansas. It is sort of like when Elton John sang love songs to girls but he was
actually gay.Comments ()
John Denver -- a plane down to Earth kind of guy.
[groan]Comments ()
babe i am totally with you here. even though i love my jd i accept that he struggled with the bottle. it does really show in the special. i
think it was irresponsbile of the emmy committee to have nominated it.Comments ()
smack my kitchen up
you look like scorpion
bossa novaComments ()
the first music i ever owned was two tapes given to me for my 8th birthday - the beatles and john denver.Comments ()
x-files!!!Comments ()
You even make wearing mask look hot! Sheesh!Comments ()
You’re supposed to clean toaster ovens?
I just pitch it and buy a new one.
Sorry about your elbows.Comments ()
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You look like the alien that probed me.Comments ()
That scan looks like a vague memory of alien abduction.Comments ()
holy crap.
I’m scared.Comments ()
what? No... you!
I’m totally laughing now. Sorry. Haaa! Sorry.Comments ()
Can you do our oven please? I reckon it hasnt been done for about 6 months and chris drops his pizza on the door
repeatedly!Comments ()
very nice. you look like you could be a deadly nurse assassin.Comments ()
whew! that looks almost scary!! Comments ()
why did you cut out your eyes?Comments ()
Abduct me please!Comments ()
Yikes, no offense, but that is a creepy picture. I like it though.Comments ()
“i want you tiger and i want you now”
How I long for some girl to say that to me!
I’m waiting for the new Smackdown game. You can stop laughing. I’m sad, I know. It’s one of the few games I
play. That and Amped 2.Comments ()
yes, caroline is a quebecer, and she also has the same birthday as me. she is yummy.Comments ()
and Kelly Rowan (super-hot mom on The O.C.) is from Ottawa. she is extra yummy.Comments ()
canadian chicks are hot
i totally watch the O.C.Comments ()
one day chris one day....
dude, gaming is gaming i wouldn’t laugh at you. (very hard) it isn’t like you are playing on the original nintendo or
anything. Comments ()
Good thinkin’. Comments ()
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nice nostrils. Comments ()
Balance on your hands some???? Were your feet off the floor?Comments ()
none taken
i love them when they are creepy!Comments ()
oh yes of course, but there is still lots of balancing. Comments ()
video game companies suck ass. Sorry to hear about your thumb, DLAK takes your hand in his and Kiss’s thumb, there all
better.Comments ()
honey, you DO know i’d do anything for you, right? so today, i’m working up the courage to sign up for
violin.Comments ()
Should I know of this game? I’m always looking for a new addiction...anything but laundry.Comments ()
I don’t understand why things don’t come out on their release date by you. I think there would be riots around here if
people didn’t get their shiznit when they were told they would...
Hope you get it soon. I have a VERY good friend that works for Nike Golf (it’s a great thing)...do you use any of the Nike
products that Tiger uses?Comments ()
i wish i knew why the eyes never show up! i guess i don’t hold my eyes close enough. this one they didn’t cause i had
the blinds open so the light would of totally blocked them, but honestly i think i am too chicken shit of going blind to really do an eye
one.Comments ()
poor wittle thumb Comments ()
Thumb wear and tear is common with many people, hitch hickers for example will often apply tits...sorry, ointment to their sore
thumbs to get a few extra hours hitching in......bizzarre stuff also it has been known that if you over-use something it’ll drop off.
Trust me....(insert suitable man-gina joke here) Thumb use can also be a killer, Where are all of those popular 70’s DJs with
their big thumbs up?? Please, for the love of christ woman, exercise extreme caution around the thumb.
how delightfully insipid.Comments ()
Chris plays amped 2? I thought he just lost at it!!!!
Games are annoying always late and they always start hyping them way too early. Having said that i want burnout revengeComments
()
Awh, hang in there, babe.
Hey -where’s your HNT scan? C’mon - we want you!Comments ()
I really want to read the paper today and there be a story about derranged video gamer violence in Vancouver. Please!Comments ()
you rule! love your new picture, thanks for stopping by again and supporting me after all these years...through the good times and the
bad!Comments ()
thanks for letting me know that lyvvie was still around! you both rock and rule!Comments ()
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AW! You’re happy again! hooray!!!
We are going to St. andrews this weekend and I’ll get you your balls. Mom and Swifty went off all by themselves when they
were here, so we didn’t get go and I couldn’t get them for you then. How pouty rotten was that eh? Tres!
It’s our 10yr anniversary tomorrow, and we’ll have a wee trip up just ourselves to celebrate. And buy sweet cakes at
this super bakery up there we love. We’re all about the sweet cakes.
I love the hard hat picture!!
Where’s your HNT?? I did my first one today...come see me!Comments ()
Hey Corinna, since you love sports...well golf is a sport, right?...do you feel that it improves your mood? Cos they say the endorphines
released while exercising gets rid of depression but in my experience, exercise does me no shit at all. Sometimes it makes me feel
more down.
Sorry for the totally irrelevant question.Comments ()
GAH! i hate it when that happens! just like the xbox 360 was supposed to be released on 11/15 (which btw also happens to be our
anniversary and it was going to be our anni gift to ourselves!)... but now it’s 11/22.
bastards!Comments ()
Creepy... Do you ever wonder if your brain is going to fall out after a certain number of scans? I love your HNT, as always!Comments
()
Yes! That is awesome! You look smokin! Glad to see that you’re as hard core as I am! I prefer RPG games, but I can hold
my own in games like Halo as well.Comments ()
And you like hockey? Those are some pretty sweet picks, I totally agree with you! Man, we’d be like best friends if we lived
closer! Playing video games and watching hockey and talking about our cats...Comments ()
Chris said it for me. And I can give my “right arm” for that.Comments ()
wow nice variation on the themeComments ()
also, there is no such thing as too much golf.
and also Guinness takes forever to pour but i love it much no to wait........that works on many levelsComments ()
Scary bitch!Comments ()
I could totally take both of you in Halo. But I think you both have me beat in the “Who would you rather watch play video
games?” category. I want a LAN party with you two! Comments ()
i always wonder why people don’t really consider golf a sport, it is not easy at all and after you walk 18 holes pulling your own
cart with no caddy shit man are you ever tired.
that aside...it does and it doesn’t.
people in general say a lot about what works and doesn’t for depression sometimes nothing works for me either.
even when i’m running regularly i can’t honestly say it helped that much.
this week my aniexty is out of control and i have no apparent issues at hand.Comments ()
wow lucky you! i used to have a girlfriend that worked at helly hanson and ALL my running gear etc. was helly hanson before that i
was always nike’s bitch.
in the actual game we use lots and lots of tiger’s nike stuff. i love looking for the clothes in stores and being like HEY MAN WE
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USE/WEAR that in the game. but in real life we are poor and have nice golf stuff but no kick ass TW NIKE stuff!Comments ()
my thumb is starting to feel better! just in time!
i agree anyone who says there is such a thing as too much golf is LAME!!!Comments ()
thanks DLAK!
Trans: you are SO SWEET i can’t wait to hear my new wee song! Comments ()
happy anniversary! that is awesome ten years!
woo hoo can’t wait!! you guys are the bestest Comments ()
Oh golf is a difficult sport alright. Even mini golf is hard. Good luck with your anxiety attacks. Mine has toned down a bit.Comments ()
In soviet russia, oven cleaners breath YOU!Comments ()
well shit if your thumb is done, better to wait anyway. enjoy, when and if it ever comes out.Comments ()
can i just say i got really excited when i read the title... then realised that the post has absolutely nothing to do with tigers.
hmpph.Comments ()
You could always play Dance Dance Revolution. No thumbs required...Comments ()
nobody understands my relationship with the mentally excluded. i cannot explain it. i cannot explain it to myself. i love the word
retarded, but i love the retarded as well. if you arent ready to step in front of a bus for comedy, then you just arent funny.Comments ()
TW2005 is one of my favorite games, so I’m sure I’d love 2006. But is it really worth upgrading? I normally wait at
least two year jumps before I upgrade a game like that.
have fun with it!
-MikeComments ()
we play the game so much that we are pretty bored of it by the end of the year so we generally upgrade Tiger every year. from 05 to
06 is a GREAT upgrade they have made some kick ass changes and it is way more realistic and pretty hard. if i were you i’d
get 06 for sure Comments ()
The America’s Cup on TV here in the States was embarassingly jingoistic.
Fuck, of the many reasons I hate the terrorists that bombed the WTC in NYC, one of the primary reasons is that they turned the dial
from “Generally Ignorant and Dickheaded” to “Blatantly Nationalistic and WILLFULLY Ignorant” in the
heads of the general public over here. Well...in the majority of the people in the red states, anyway.
Back to the TV coverage: American names were shown on the leaderboard with dramatically waving US flag backgrounds while
everyone else had a plain black background. What, they all come from the nebulous country of “other,” with their flag
being a big swatch of blackness?
As for us being better than others: It was, once. But our majority culture has allowed itself to be defined in terms of fear and some
wierd neo-puritan moral code. Bizarre. I can only hope it will flip back the other way in time to avoid a fascist fate....
Oh, and I play Mario Golf!Comments ()
Dave matthews sucks emmence amounts of arse.
and so does Cindy Fucking Lauper.Comments ()
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that makes me sad. i’d bet that dave’s latest album sucks. just like
every.fucking.new.album.i’ve.bought.from.artists.that.i.normally.like.that.i’ve.given.up.updating.albums.
fuckbags.Comments ()
i get physically ill when i realise that i’ve spent 8 hours playing a fucking computer game.
i vomit. seriously.Comments ()
i can back up that special relationship... jeanette is a lifelong friend.
however, as i recall, every time abbacaddabba makes fun of a person who is kind of far away from him, it is inevitably revealed upon
their approach that they are in fact handicapped. it is a gift of his.
ps have a cool autumn!Comments ()
and how do i get this mortal kombat deception? The Steve needs helpComments ()
if i understood a word of that I would make a decent comment... i will just say yeah.
yeah.Comments ()
Finally, somebody is brave enough to say it. Fuck off, Dave. Fuck off.
yeah!Comments ()
“putting helen hunt in a movie is like letting a retard play bass, it ruins the rest of the song” HAHA!
My first reaction when being irritated is to jump out a window too. Maybe you and I are reincarnated lemmings Corinna. Comments ()
wow. that is some strong dave matthews hate.Comments ()
just for the record i have nothing against americans as individuals and i likely shouldn’t of made such a generalized comment
there. all the americans i have met in person have been really great people. my issue is with the mentality of the country as a whole
not the individual residents of the US.Comments ()
i know i give up.
i am not going to burn his albums that i own or anything...i still LOVE some songs...but i was just down right PISSED when i realised
HOW BAD he had sold out...i realise most bands, people etc, have their price but man he went HIGH...how much you wanna bet we
are going to have to stomach that damn song at the fucking super bowl?? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh (ok so you won’t be watching
(unless you HAVE TO at work) but i will get dragged to a lame super bowl party...against all protest i do every year)
at first i thought he was just doing some promo stuff for the football season but it became apparent rather quickly that NOPE he has
the WHOLE fucking sports world and all of its affiliates by the fucking balls. fucking pussy sell-out i am so mad. i don’t even
know why i let it surprise me anymore!!!!!
i waste too much of my life on video games i do. but i am poor and really bad with money so most times i trap myself in the house with
no money and just my ps2 and some books...you’d laugh man we should so hang out....i read in-between shots and
stuff....heheComments ()
yes it would seem so...i am more disappointed...if you happen to check back here read my comment above to sarah... it touches on
this. as mentioned i am not going to burn my albums or never listen to the songs i like...i just, god only knows why cause almost
every other fucking band does it, i just didn’t see it coming. Comments ()
hehe... my friend and i just had a discussion about how all canadians we know are all PROUD CANADIANS! heh...
also, i fucking hate dave matthews, too... and i concur. he is NO TOM WAITS!Comments ()
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yikes! i hate to be in the middle of this...but girl you got a valid reason to be pissed...i hate it when people ignore you when you are
making sense and answering a question they themselves were unable to do....perhaps you know it is HIS insecurities that gave way
to his ignorance of your rant and or response and information. my parents totally dissed my education as well. i went, but i had to
pay out of my ass.....now kiss and make up and keep kicking intellectual ass! cheers.Comments ()
hehe thanks....i guess in this case though cause i generally trust or believe adams knows everything that if the tables had of been
turned we would of both been left believing there are nine continents. Comments ()
SO WEIRD. I just wrote numbers 51-75 of my 100 things list. You should check out number 70. And I went to university.Comments
()
I totally could have written this post. When my husband and I “banter” I usually end up throwing a pillow at him (or
eye-daggers) or crying. He makes me SO mad because I’m ALWAYS “not getting it” and he’s always
“twisting my words/logic to fit his agenda.” But I love him!Comments ()
I’m sorry that you two fought. I have such problems when Fodge doubts me on somehting I am sure to be true, because I
KNOW WHAT I KNOW and I am an intelligent person and don’t want to be questioned.
But I suppose all people feel that way.Comments ()
i love how you know that despite everything, you will still end up in love. HOWEVER, it sucks major ass when someone refuses to see
where you’re coming from. it’s human nature, still, and we can always hope to be the bigger person next time. i truly
understand where you’re coming from, though. my beau and i debate like cyclones from hell.Comments ()
curses! foiled again by oceana and the blasted sub-continent!Comments ()
I’ve noticed that smart people aren’t quite as smart as they’d like to believe, which is why smart people can do
some very dumb things.Comments ()
“putting helen hunt in a movie is like letting a retard play bass, it ruins the rest of the song.”
Superb. Just superb. Hats off to the man for that little gem.Comments ()
I feel like you.
Hey, in Australia, students pay something called HECS, which is five grand a year (aussie dollars). You can pay it up front and get a
discount, or you can opt to pay after you finish uni and get a job, and they take out 3% of your wages/salary if you earn over twenty
something thousand dollars a year.
Anyway, basically, just about anyone can afford to go to uni in Australia if they want to, and it’s one of the things that makes
Australia so great.
But degrees don’t make people smarter or more worthy.
I fucking hate snobs!Comments ()
you are very cleverComments ()
im fukking clever.
and anyway,continents are gay.but i get the gist.
you however,are not gay.Comments ()
i blame him.Comments ()
university is a great place to meet a lot of stupid people who think that a piece of paper makes them superior to others. and when i
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say stupid, i mean wow, how can you get from the dorm to the classroom without hurting yourself stupid.
that said, there are as many folks who realise what a joke it all really is. the problem is the individuals, not the schooling. a person
who believes that he/she is better than anyone without a degree is just as likely to feel superior because of money, a car, etc... you
get the idea - all the things that don’t really matter. i know it’s easier said than done, but honestly, those are the folks
whose approval you shouldn’t be concerning yourself with.
which of course leads to those people whose opinions you do respect (and with good reason)... like your boyfriend, for example.
adam, you are the queen of gaaabige! fiwf! sloym! booooo!
in the states, there is even a hierarchy among the schools... ivy league looks down on other private schools, they look down on state
schools, and so on. basically, you could get caught up in that bs forever... you just have to step out of it.
sorry for the rant, it’s a subject i have thought a lot about in the last 5 years because i went to an incredibly snobby school full
of folks who think they are better than everyone... and the truth is, they are the people losing out because of that attitude. all i can do
is pity them.Comments ()
thanks for the book recommendations. okay, now i wish i had seen LOST. i don’t like to jump in either. i should have seen
some reruns. i feel left out!!
you are special too Comments ()
I (the priviledged snob)was very lucky to have parents who could afford to send me to University during a four year tuition freeze.
A degree does divide certain groups of people but not always for valid reason. Luckily I have become alot wiser since I made that
comment and managed to get 2 jobs with my degree and about to bag a third.
I am sure you would have succeeded phenomenally as French literature baccalaureate- give it a whirl!Comments ()
i also look at this argument as a perfect example of how couples argue over topics that quickly ignite into an argument involving the
real issue whatever it may be.
neither of us is easy to argue with AT ALL. i think that is why we keep it to a minimum! Comments ()
wow, glad to hear from you on this one...you have more balls than i maybe give you credit for. i know you have come a kick ass long
way since then and i know you don’t feel like that anymore. i have never and would never say you are not a hard worker.
odd you mention french i have been teaching myself french lately (or TRYING TO)...with the book PH got me and this one adam has,
i suck royally but adam remembers enough that he can help. don’t have a reason just that my own made up language
didn’t seem to be catching anywhere.Comments ()
HA!!!! If somebody does not give you credit it DOES NOT DISCREDIT YOU GIRLFRIEND. That is up to them and no reflection on
you. Like you I have not had opportunities to ‘brain surgeon’ myself at university but that does not make me stupid. On
the contrary I know so many things about life that you can only learn when you haven’t spend the last seven years in a lab or
a varsity lecture hall. Not that I am knocking those that have, they are very well read but I’ll take life experience any day. It
makes you so much more interesting Comments ()
I will stand up for what I believe, myself and for those I love, demonstrated on Friday where I almost got into a fight with a man who
was calling out my girlfriend.
I am sure she felt much better being defended by birthday having, drunk, wimpy shrimp like me.Comments ()
open sesame!!
it is decided..... we must now mull over our nominations for werst canucks everever. how about rick campinella??
can he even read?Comments ()
Don’t hate me. You’d sell out too if you only made 50 million dollars last year.Comments ()
My grandfather was a continent. Or, incontinent. Whatever.Comments ()
OOOhh. The Stand is the best. I won’t ruin it for ya.Comments ()
id rather have a free bottle in front of me
than a pre-frontal lobotomyComments ()
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Preach it, sister!!!Comments ()
what’d you do this time hon?Comments ()
oh nothing in particular.....i just constantly sing lyrics incorrectly and have decided that this is and will be the excuse i stick with from
now on Comments ()
i’ll share mine with you...i have far too much university education and am still totally underemployed. i should have done a
trade. i’d be a rich electrician right now not living at home.
i totally understand how you feel though, i depise being doubted...really gives me the rage.Comments ()
“The reaper is a creeper”.....how about:
“It’s a big decision in the Camden Palace....yeah yeah yeah”
i had an ex that used to do that and it drove me mad!
only because the title is “A Town Called Malice”
hmmmm.......Comments ()
I’m a sucker for that. You should hear me sing along to Dylan.Comments ()
Loreena, buy the DVD, the whole season can be watched that way, and its a good way to do it!!! Too bad, they had just shown (a
couple of times now) a recap episode of LOST covering the whole seasonComments ()
I read it years and years ago, and although Stephen King mostly just pisses me off, I really liked that book.Comments ()
I say improv is a given.Comments ()
I hope you give The Stand a fair chance. Don’t think of it as a 1000 page book, think of it as five 200 page books. I think
you’re going to like it.Comments ()
Actually, yeah i do that with Dylan. Subterranean Homesick Blues...I’m a stickler for that.
*nips off to find his brand new leopard skin pill-box hat*Comments ()
Blinded by the light wrapped up like a douche another runner in the night.Comments ()
erg. i just finished printing out the lyrics to the friends theme song so jeremy would have to admit he does it wrong everytime the show
comes on.
heh.Comments ()
I’m in total agreement here. And I hate it when I can’t understand what they’re saying. So I usually make up
words. And I don’t mind sounding like a moron.Comments ()
Hey...still waiting...but I am with Binsk on this one...it sounds that way to me also.Comments ()
I agree with you.Comments ()
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I can’t tell you how many years I’ve sung songs from the mid 80’s wrong... well, I guess it would be about 20
some years huh?Comments ()
such carnage!! is gus in her death roll??????....!Comments ()
catlitter on the scanner can be very dangerous!Comments ()
I’ve never seen such disgusting pussies....Comments ()
Oh my god, Gus has the cutest paws.
But enough kitty, let’s see some HNT. Get to it, Cor.Comments ()
Awesome. Just awesome. These are so unique and cool. You should open a gallery. Or make t-shirts with these images.
Seriously.Comments ()
the drama. the scandal. the great kitty cat fever strikes!Comments ()
i say do what you have to do. you live only one life. Comments ()
i loved THE STAND. good shit. go read, gus.Comments ()
I’d file it under artistic license. I change the words sometimes even when I do know what they’re supposed to
be.Comments ()
WAHEY! is that really catnip?? brilliant!
gus really wants us to see her pussy ass doesnt she.shes a fruity fucking cat that one.
and she can lick her undercarriage.sweet.
that scanner of yours really get a work out doesnt it?
ace Comments ()
Hooray!!!
I completly agree.Comments ()
wow, I feel like I’m there watching it all happen live.Comments ()
dude! stephen king did 4 stories under the alias of richard bachman.you can get all 4 in one book and its called,’quater past
midnight’(or something like that).fucking awesome.one of the stories is the origional ‘running man’(arnie)
movie and it pisses all over the movie which was in essence.......cock.Comments ()
I’m having all kinds of Austin Powers lines filter through my head, but I’ll spare you.
This is one of my favorite scans so far!Comments ()
I like strange pictures, I will endeavour to prove the existence of ghosts from them!Comments ()
I 100% agree. My lyrics are often better anyway!Comments ()
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maybe its the sleeping pills, but I’m totally getting a salvadore dali vibeComments ()
I felt like I was getting high too!Comments ()
i love pawprints. so cute.Comments ()
LUV it!Comments ()
I’m with ya. I like singing whatever I think they’re saying anyway. I want to hear what you sang this time!!
I’ll give you some good one’s that my BF used to think when he was younger. He used to think that Jimmy Hendricks
“excuse me while I kiss the sky” was “excuse me while I kiss this guy” AND the song “stoke me,
stroke me, STROKE! STROKE!” he thought was “stroh’s beer, stroh’s beer...STROH’S!
STROH’S!”Comments ()
It reminds me of a project I had to do in 1st grade: melting shave crayons in wax paper.
Nice profile pic.Comments ()
Those are really cool!Comments ()
You’ve invented a new type of artComments ()
I’m reading zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance, lemony snicket’s a series of unfortunate events and a book
about icelandic society... I think it’s because I get greedy and I can’t wait to read whatever it is that I need to read.
I read a book recently which talked about the Rwandan civil war in some detail, so it would be really interesting to read shake hands
with the devil. Particularly since the book I read only summarised events.
I love Stephen King books, but I’ve only read a few. Sometimes they’re just too darn scary!Comments ()
It’s so cool it’s almost obscene! Is there a gus butt in one of those pics?Comments ()
Wow. I have just had a life-changing experience.
Okay, so Lola by the Kinks, I have always sung “I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola”... I
have always assumed that this was my bizarre distortion of whatever he is really saying.
I just looked it up on a few sites, and they all had the lyrics written the way I sing them. What is a dark brown voice? I always just sang
it that was cause that’s what it sounded like and I thought it was funny... this is spooky.Comments ()
I LOVE it...it’s so psychadelia.....as for the singing, yep:
Wrapped up like a deuce (blinded by the light) i sing, wrapped up like a deuche!Comments ()
lost is fun for me because it’s like all the things i’ve been doing all my life only on a tropical island. doesn’t
everyone wish their lives were so simple as just finding food, water and shelter? i know i do. i’m just not ballsy enough to do
anything about it yet. maybe in a bit. i’ve always idolized this couple in moab,utah, in a way. they work during the summer to
pay for all of their food for the rest of the year and then just go live and enjoy themselves. it’s a very attractive idea to me.
adn right now i’m reading three books. same idea, one’s really really heavy ang the other is slightly less heavy with
the third being the fun one.
good luck on the reading thing, though, with all the knitting that you need to learn to do!Comments ()
Happy Anniversary!!!Comments ()
NUMBER ONE!!! MMMMM CANKERS... NATURES MOUTH FURNISHINGComments ()
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i am glad so many of us are in agreement. i also agree that in general the lyrics i sing are also better.
smarmy litte creep you are just too creepy for me.Comments ()
corinna(if brilliant illustrations is enough),poor honey.
darlin youre BOOTIFUL.and adams NEARLY as handsome as me.
i didnt know what a canker sore was,and initially i thought that they on the outside of your mouth.
poor baby. get adam to give you a soothing buttock massage and happy aniversary xoxoComments ()
hey geezer.. thanks
the outside ones are cold soars inside ones are canker...they come from the same family though. fuckers.Comments ()
oh my fucking GOD! you 2 are a sexy damn couple!
sorry about the sores. but, HAPPY Anniversary anyway girl!Comments ()
you know i have the same issue!!! how funny. well really how annoying!!! hope they heal fast.Comments ()
:) so true !!Comments ()
seems like a party here for the cat Comments ()
So sorry for the gigantorus boo boo’s! I have that problem also...but my sores are caused by lupus...bleh! I get them in my
nose too...same reason...and if I’m really lucky...my tongue gets involved also...and the tongue is the worst! It’s like a
razor blade has made furrows up and down my tongue...and wicked ugly it is too. I feel your pain missy! I surmise by the picture that
you were mouth cootie free at the time...because it is sure sweet. I have a computer now by the way...so Georgie had better look out!
I’m back in the proverbial saddle again!Comments ()
Anonymous on Oct 1 2005, 00:12
thanks dude! and we got offically engaged tonight too! :)will do a post tomorrow.
damn mouth though Comments ()
oh yes the tongue ones, i almost forgot, i get those too. the WORST of the lot (almost).
welcome back Comments ()
The picture is loverly! Happy anniversary
God, that sucks about the sores.... I really hate those, and their timing sucks eggs!!!Comments ()
And congrats on the engagement!!! Comments ()
ouchh! that sounds painful!
heyyy, i just read you got engaged!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! so happy for both of you!! Comments ()
did you say you just got engaged?Comments ()
great pictures.
I have FOUR big great huge painful things on the tip of my tongue right now. Consider yourself LUCKY!Comments ()
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DID YOU KILL THAT CAT AND STEAM-ROLLER IT TO THE SCANNER?!?!Comments ()
nuffmnercamnmeiComments ()
i can see how yes it would TOTALLY look as if i am TORTOURING her, but we got brand spankin new cat nip and i
‘spilled’ it on the scanner and once her little bunny bear was up there she went crazy! i missed some super good ones
waiting for it to re-load....AND she of course would not sit still she was rolling all over, it was just about getting her to
‘forget’ she was on the scanner i had it on the ground to ‘trick’ her
i can’t believe you are the first person to think i ‘may’ have been trying to kill her or worse Comments ()
wow... what a way to find out.Comments ()
cheeky monkey...you were standing there i am sure you were when adam told you guys at xmas? Comments ()
i am fairly certain that we will be upholding the carlson tradition of getting hitched at caesar’s palace, that is, whenever we
scrounge enough dough up to make it happen. its a done deal. i want to get matching glocks.
love you baby!Comments ()
Congratulations!!!Comments ()
Congratumalations!! Rock onComments ()
Congrats Corinna and Adam!!! It couldn’t happen to nicer peeps. I’m sure Gus will come around. Comments ()
I haven’t had a canker sore since I was young but I remember they hurt like hell!
That is the most awesomerad picture of you and Adam!!! Yes I needed to use your term awesomerad to describe it because nothing
else could.Comments ()
So, is there a ring? Did Gus get one, too?Comments ()
congrats!Comments ()
so 2 category 2 canker sores may upgrade into a category 4? That sucks.Comments ()
I was engaged once; to a congradulations message.Comments ()
congrats to you an the (now) obviously non-gay Adam!
thats brill!
come to oz for your honey moon and shit.
im also thinking,will gus make a good bridesmaid or flower girl?
congrats my love be happy 4 evaComments ()
congratulations, best wishes, you both are awesomerad, baby.Comments ()
Hmmm....I thought a cold sore was a huge eruption on the outside of the lips, a Mouth Ulcer was the same but on the inside of the
mouth on the soft tissues, and a canker sore is a swollen, angry tastebud. I get the taste bud thingies and have never had the other
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two (touch wood...no no, lick wood!)
Bless you and I hope they heal up quick. (I gargle with warm salted water...but yeah, they go when they want to.)
Stress brings them up, but the Hubs says he’s not had so many since he stopped drinking fruit juice, cut way back on sugar
and he started using Listerene daily. He used to get mouth ulcers a lot, poor man. Nearly drove him insane.
Congratulations on the Anniversary!! I love the picture.Does anyone look bad in black and white??Comments ()
Super good news!!!
Gus will be so happy when she figures out she has a Daddy now.
Happiness and love to you both!!!Comments ()
OMG!! I can totally see Kitty Fanny! It’s Feline porn!Comments ()
The Stand is one of my All Time Favourite books, and it’s not a real horror story, not in the classical sense. I’ve
re-read it a few times.
Let us know how you’re getting on!! I don’t know about other folks, but I always found Trashcan Man really
funny.Comments ()
IT IS NOT TOO LATE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND...CRAZY Congrats, January to April is still ski season, bad months for me to take
time offComments ()
yes.. congrats!
that is toasting news!Comments ()
Ooh... all of this should make for some really good posts on Thursdays Comments ()
Congrats!!Comments ()
congrats!Comments ()
What!? You can’t have canker sores i’ve got them!
I need all the sympathy!
It’s all me me me with you..........right i’m off to rub a lepur.
get well soon and all that.Comments ()
That is wonderful,(and the man loves you with canker sores. Thats great cos 90% of divorse is canker sore related) Gus should
(better) be bridesmaid.
ahh good work guys, another greeper classic flourish.
Congratulations!Comments ()
Adam is a keeper...since he obviously isn’t bothered by the mouth fairies and all. It couldn’t happen to a greater guy
to get you and the gus in one package. Much happiness to you 3 and lots more on your horizons. You simply must have a scanner
wedding...probably first of its kind.Comments ()
Ok, I’m all behind the times here, and I only flew back to Perth today... I’m sure these posts weren’t here
yesterday! Canker sores... I’m not quite sure.. but i think I may have had them... maybe... but I’ve never heard the
name canker sores. Congratulations on being engaged! The photo is totally awesome, you both look like models
xoxoxxoComments ()
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hehe, sumo always comes up with the best ideas!
CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!
Very happy for you and I’m sure gus secretly loves the idea... cats don’t like to appear too eager, you know...
You rock!
xoxoxComments ()
Yes, yes... join us... join the darkside... there’s golf here, videogames, nice warm cooked meals, and... um... honeymoon doin
it... congratsComments ()
Sweet! That’s great news!Comments ()
damn it, Im always late on the big news posts. Well congratulations and good luck and best wishes and Im sure Gus will come
roundComments ()
yay! congrats! i’m sure gus will adjust....Comments ()
I always tell your comments to remember my info, but it never does, personal vendetta...wahhh...ok i’ll shut up on that now.
CONGRATS on the engagement, the “official” one and the sprog uniting, that’s cool shit, really.
sorry bout the canker sores, that sucks...try toothpaste...no shit.Comments ()
gorgeous couple!Comments ()
“sorry bout the canker sores, that sucks...try toothpaste...no shit.”
OW OW OW OW OW.......
THAT HURTS SO BAD!!
*weeping like an ickle girl*
i’m never taking your advice again Mitz
*sobs*
Corrina DON’T use toothpaste, Mitz is evil and wants to destroy us all form the lips/gums down!!
*sobs*Comments ()
About time - well I already knew but offical congratsComments ()
FABU-RAD Greep. Congratulations! You make am awesome-rad pair!Comments ()
I’m so happy for you both.
You’ve been a family together for a while, so it’s about time you made official arrangements to make it official...
make an honest man out of him Corinna.. we all know you’ve been riding for free..
mmmwah! i may be riding thru to Alaska w/ my mom in June ‘06, if i do. we’ll have to arrange a toast of some sort.
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gus was freaked out by the extra excitment. she went all nutters.
no ring yet...with me being a lameoid non worker living off the government..that was something i said i didn’t need. that part is
still in process...Comments ()
i would love to meet you! we will have to for sure and just days from my 29th birthday that will be as well!
he should make an honest woman of me and DEMAND i get a job! i will i don’t want to be a ‘kept woman’
times are just hard for me right now on that front.Comments ()
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congrats once again, you awesomerad couple!! am so glad for you both! Comments ()
thank you guys for all your comments and congratulations!
now a new phase begins...
i can’t even post today...i don’t know how to follow the announcement!
i can’t decide if i feel better or worse about my mental stability and my unemployment status.
Comments ()
HA that made me laugh SO HARD!!! i will have to use it and link back to you in my next post as YES they have now upgraded
themselves to a category 4 and they are now one.Comments ()
Don’t feel bad on that front...I’m there too. I’m trying to get disability because I just found out I have two
“fun diseases” attacking my muscles and joints...translates into I cannot physically do my previous work (slavery) and I
am at home with Droogie all the time now. But of course G.W.Bush doesn’t want me to have any compensation for it...since I
only paid into it for years and years! But the alcoholics and drug addicts can get it in a snap...bastards! You do what’s best
for you. I’ve got about 3 more weeks to find out if I am refused regarding the disability insurance or accepted. If it’s
the BAD choice...I have to get a lawyer...GAW!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
WOW!!! CONGRATS!!!
poor gus... but, i’m sure adam will be a good daddy Comments ()
congrats girla! did you and gus get pretty rings?Comments ()
cheer up Corinna.
Gus will no longer be a bastard! i just realized that.
Maynard will always be a bastard, even when Josh and i get to the step before consumating marriage.
we’ve already consumated.. several times.. i’m such a sinner.Comments ()
Congratufreakinlations!!!Comments ()
You may have thought of this, but you don’t need two kidneys......
my cousin did it for a ferrari!
just a thought.Comments ()
wow congrats! brilliant newsComments ()
oh my god. i was thinking about this comment that i made last night while i was in bed..
i’m such a dork.
i didn’t want to make it sound like i was making a comment about your employment situation.
i meant to convey.. you’ve been riding him for free. because most people say.. why buy the cow when you get the milk for
free.. that was probably a bit uncooth of me as well.
this is me.. overstepping my bounds. again.
i just wanted to say i’m sorry, if i hurt your feelings, it definitely was not meant like that.Comments ()
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true very true. i am left handed, maybe i could sell my right one? who needs it!Comments ()
no worries! thanks for adding that though.
jessica alba is on ellen today...LAME
i am more insecure with it in regards to his family i don’t want them thinking i am a loser, i’m not even talking to mine
at all so that doesn’t matter. i want to be sucessful and iam not. it is my issue i am just so thankful i have such an
understanding man. it is complicated i will have to write about it because it is taking over my brain!
laundry calls the housewife....
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gus loves adam so much i have never seen her take to another human like she did with him...other than me of course.
even if we end up in LONG engagement and don’t get the money together to do it next year (which would seriosuly be a
miracle)the adoption of GUS will like ASAP!!Comments ()
it is coming...soon soon soon..money is tight but it be coming..... Comments ()
YAYYY! Congrats! Can we expect an Adam scan for HNT? he he...Comments ()
i know how hard it is to operate when youre being hurt. my strategy has always been to take my ball and play inside. each time it gets
harder to walk out the door. believe or no, these things pump up our muscles and give us insight with enough distance. you will end
up stronger for it. but it hurts. gotta tear muscles to make them grow. unless youre a gorilla or some such monkey, they got huge
muscles natural. lucky lucky monkeys...Comments ()
Just wanted to apolgise for the email about putting your mother in the hospital, that was uncalled for on my part and insensitive.
I would also note that I have not discussed our situation with any family member except my mother. She makes up her own mind
who she will talk with and I have not tried to sway her either way. I would not try to have other family members not talk there would be
no point to that. Your mother has spoken to Susie, she is seeking support from Susie and I know Susie has sent you emails.
I sent you the pictures of the canoe trip because I had no other way to communicate with you and wanted you to know that we are still
funtioning.
We both love you very much. We both miss you. We don’t understand you and we don’t know how to reach out to
you as a person.
I have much more to say but I do not know how to put it in writing and this is not the correct forum in any event.
We do want the best for you and we want you to be happy.Comments ()
that comment just puts it all back on me.
i responded to aunt susie. but i am not dumb i knew why she was emailing me.
you don’t understand me because you never made an effort too.
yes my blog is public i of course know you two read it, but it is my place for my feelings and until you both find a way to acknowledge
the ways you both failed and mentally/verbally abused me as a child and allowed others to do it too - not limited to the horrors of high
school i want no part of it.
i have taken responsibility for MY SHIT and am working through it but you two just seem to refuse too AND KEEP PUTTING IT BACK
ON ME. i just don’t know how i can be any more clear.Comments ()
somewhere.............chucky is beating off..........Comments ()
A couple of months ago I stumbled onto your blog by accident while browsing the BUST website. I didn’t know such a thing
existed. I laughed my ass off and over the next couple of days read all of your archives and checked out your links. I love your
honesty. I think it takes a lot of balls to wade through the shit and keep/find yourself in the process. I really hope this doesn’t
come off sounding cheesy but I thought you should know that I connected to what you are writing about and I think your bravery
rocks.Comments ()
So scary...but as always, great Scan Art!Comments ()
Did you scan the miniblinds as well?!?Comments ()
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i don’t know what to write. i appreciate your honesty. it devestates me to read tha tyou think that our relationship reminded
you of your with your mother. i wish we knew a way to get back to our essense. i am only slowly finding my own and have only started
to scrape the surface. i am so dismayed about your parents. i wish i could take away the pain they have inflicted on you but only they
can fix it and i wish i believed they could. be strong and remember that family isn’t defined by blood. we have said in the past
that we are sisters and i still believe we are. we don’t have to like each other all the time but we only have to remember that
we loved each other once and that may have to be enough for now.there was a time when we were each others everything and now
we are nothing. that doesn’t mean that this is the end. please remember that.
the past can haunt and comfort us. seek our the comfort as you strive tentatively towards yourselfComments ()
thank you very much for that. that makes it all worth it.
this may sound cheesy but i just write what i know and what i feel and i keep it real and honest so people can see that real and honest
isn’t that bad. life goes on despite this shit - i have gone through some interesting and crazy stuff - my life may not go on at
the speed i would like it to but i know there has got to be others out there like me. the response has been interesting. i am glad that i
am starting to accomplish some of the goals i have for my website that i haven’t really discussed with anyone.
thanks again i really appreciate your comment Comments ()
I am at loss on this scan?Comments ()
Oh, how I wish I could wave a wand and make it all good for you, but you are experiencing life in all its forms...and that sort of says it
all. You take it on day by day with each day bringing new meaning into your life. And you already know that it will have aspects of
pleasant and the not so pleasant. We all climb that ladder. You’ve faced half the battle already by simply being honest in
your head and heart...and it sounds like you are winning the battle with time...and Adam by your side. There’s a place for
you...someday...somehow...somewhere.Comments ()
LOL about Chucky! Scan...great as usual.Comments ()
Corrina, As the old song says
“You’ve got your man and your cat no phone or a beeper, You live live in a hat with your cat gus greeper”
ok so i just made that song up, but i assign all royalty rights to gus, so when it goes number one she can go on Top Of The Pops and
be a real pop star!
erm yeah so Adam & Gus love you and i think you’re ok (For a Canadian jerk) you see what i mean is, I have 4 bassett
hounds and i truely belive that animals can be alot smarter than people, so talk to gus about stuff, she might not understand what
you’re going on about but she’ll do her best to make you feel better.
If you have people around you, you’ll get through any problem life can throw at you.
Also This always makes me feel better......sing along now! hand in glove the sun shines out of our behinds!
Yet another Classic flourishComments ()
creepy and coolComments ()
Is that Kennedy’s skull?Comments ()
that rules. Sorry not cool enough for those pics that rulzComments ()
i had zero guests at my wedding to adam’s father. i later worked on a relationship with my family so my kids would have
aunts, uncles, cousins, and grandparents on both sides. i think they are glad for that.Comments ()
SPOOKY !!!!Comments ()
SPOOKY!!!Comments ()
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You can never expect others to “come around” or to fix themselves. Your parents are human, they make mistakes, by
the sounds of it maybe many. And MAYBE they continue to make those same mistakes over and over, but (you knew I was coming
to that) to shut them out will only bring pain to everyone invovled. You are so open and honest in this blog why not sit down and be
brutally honest face to face. If it does not work, try again. And keep trying. If they never come around you will be able to go to your
deathbed knowing you tried and never stopped trying. Your ability to forgive will come but right now you are too angry to even care to
forgive.
Forgiving them does not excuse them it merely opens a channel to see and experience the changes your words and actions inflict on
your situation. Freeing yourself from the skeletons of unforgivance will acctually solve your end of the problem and you will no longer
be part of the problem. Until you are not angry and resentful you can not expect your parents to change and even if you do you will
never see it cause your too busy living the past and not experienceing your present.
My two cents, and as always this comment is in compasion and honesty.
TrevorComments ()
Thanks for that song.
Maybe you pulled a muscle? Does it hurt when you poke yourself really hard in the side? If it does, I’d recommend you not
do that. Comments ()
Oh yeah, how’s the canker sore? I seem to remember you were going to link to that comment?? I only bring it up because
I’m a blog-whore.
Hockey tonight...Comments ()
i was thinking that it could be pulled muscle but i don’t think so, i have good base strength going into pilates, i don’t
know what the hell it is. but i guess i could have over done it and have pulled something i have never pulled before? but having been
a runner most of life i just figured i had pulled all there was to pull at some point.
yes i did totally say that..it was beyond funny, they are almost gone now...but then i got engaged and stuff....i suck. BUT i am sure i
will get more and i will not and would not use the category two category 4 cancker sore joke without giving you credit. it would be one
thing to steal ellens jokes but another all together to steal yours
watch me cry again when bert steps back out on the ice.Comments ()
i always take your words to heart i know you know what you are talking about. thanks for that Trevor.Comments ()
gus is crazier than me Comments ()
thank you sumo, i really appreciate your words Comments ()
mrs. carlson..i think about you every day and pull strength from you and when things get really bad i think damn i hope you
don’t kick my ass when we meet...someday..Comments ()
oh fuck. poor chompy. he’s still cute, though. like his parts have been loved off.Comments ()
well, little steps or big steps, i’m glad you’re moving forward. it just proves how far you’ve gone. xoxo me likey
pilates.Comments ()
I FUCKING LOVE IT! it would be such a conversation piece and i adore that it makes the owner seem avant-garde. LOL!Comments ()
you. are. one. brave. soul. that’s about it for me.Comments ()
Poor little feller!!!Comments ()
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theres a weird part of me that wants to go down to the phillipines and find the freakiest doctor within a mile of the airport and watch in
horror as the practitioner pulls chicken gizzards out your gulliver..... or maybe poutine..... yum......
yum, yes, the poutine is curdy......Comments ()
i cant believe that gus shanked chompy. that is so cold as all heck. billy ol heck. this makes gus 40% more badass and for the
inevitable eye-scarring gives chompy 20% more badassness. it would have been funny if it happened to serena willyums.Comments
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Poor Chompy.
Why doesn’t your thingamagiggy ever remember me when I come to visit? I always have to type in my name, that’s
really hard for me, i only learned to spell it last week.Comments ()
I once did yoga in a church and when I went to go pee half way through and came back in it smelled like a cross between a diaper
and a bran where everybody was still doing yoga. ICK. I never went back.Comments ()
If I were a little kid that would FREAK ME OUT. It would FREAK ME OUT now!!! AhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhComments ()
Cats like to chew on stuff like that. I think they think they’re teats (seriously, I think that). My cat will chew on shirt buttons. I
think she’s reverting back to her kitten days when she was feeding from her mother. I’m no cat expert though, so
what do I know?Comments ()
Poor Chompy! When will he learn to stay out of bed with the Gus...it isn’t safe. He didn’t need to take it out on Dr.
Vegas though. Dr. Vegas will need a session now.Comments ()
My eyes are blue- sweet, it isn’t mine!
Hilarious!
I happen to know that CA has some of the leading opthamalogical surgeons in the North America. I’m sure Chompy will get
the help he needs.Comments ()
shit thats scary schizzle. i hope he’s ok and that there anren’t anymore attacks. I didnt realise the danger you guys
were inComments ()
I love your stories! Get well soon Chompy...Comments ()
I’m glad that you have a good man to stand by you now. Sounds like he is a very important part of your life now. All the rest
will work out in time. Good luck with all of that.Comments ()
Oh the horror... THE HORROR!Comments ()
our prayers and best wishes to Chompy! Comments ()
poor thing! i hope he makes it too! hey now he can wear a dashing eye patch!!Comments ()
like that...snake in florida. so sad.Comments ()
Lasik eye surgery is all the rage these days...
...or you can rebuild him & give him a bionic eye...how cool would that be?Comments ()
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ahh, i do remember the first time i met chompy....
it was at an album release party in malibu, tom jones or marky mark or something.. he was playing dominoes with bob geldof or
something and i accidentally drank his botle of bourbon what he had hided in the coat room. even though i thanked him and
complimented his shoes or something he was still perturbed or something. after i had frew up behind the pool house, i gave chompy a
dominican cigar what i told him was a cuban and he laughed, and we laughed or something.
i would tell you more stories, but the gator does not like when i talk about the war.Comments ()
oh my god. i am so disappointed in Gus!
maybe chompy stared at her utter..
that would start an altercation.Comments ()
more like flicked her love handles with his claw. chompy does get a little ‘bitchy’. i don’t know, gus likes to
sleep under all the covers like humans do and chompy is under there a lot as well so although it sucks accusing gus i just
can’t think of any other way that this could have happenedComments ()
at this time chompy is still eyeless but he thanks you ALL for the well wishes. says he won’t death roll any of you ever. except
you ho.Comments ()
chompy is ALL about the danger.Comments ()
oh no....it’s Mr. Bill!!!! sorry had to say that...reminded me of that...for some odd reason....poor lil eyeball / buttonComments ()
you’re awesome str8t up!Comments ()
I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!Comments ()
Well shit... I hope you feel better soon!
This is why I have pilates on DVD... I’d rather be home for it!Comments ()
somebody should be paying you for coming up with this shit, for realz.Comments ()
Have you got him trained? Do you put a muzzle on him? Is it better he remains eyelss so he cant attack you in the night? You should
put an alamr on him that goes DANGER DANGER whenever he approaches anyoneComments ()
i fukkin love chompy!
and i heart you!Comments ()
You may be on to something... perhaps... childrens books.. twisted childrens books. Live action of course, cause you’d star in
it alongside your colorful cast of characters...Comments ()
maybe i should write of Mt. Albuquerque?...Comments ()
love and prayers to the chompster...but he is still cute...even though he’s a bit banged up. best wishes for a speedy recovery
Comments ()
Your cat pulled the eye out of your alligator and then left it in your bed...I think she’s trying to tell you something.
It’s like the Godfather. Gus demands respect. Eye for an eye.Comments ()
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i miss your chatbox....i like saying HI sometimes...be well !!!Comments ()
hey mitz! ya sorry about that it is lame but it never worked very well on my end.
i will just make sure i use yours more! Comments ()
he has not had surgery yet so he is being pretty tame. i still can’t 100% figure out if GUS really did it...i feel bad accusing her
with so little evidence. i may have to call in some CSI’s on this one because once chompy has his eye back i just do not want
a total out break of monkey vs cat vs gator vs survivor vs so on. i won’t be able to handle it.
a muzzle we should really look into that....who new gators were SO dangerous??Comments ()
i love these photos.
one of the creative services people just walked in and i minimized the browser window..
he said: “was that.. what i thought it was?”
i said: “yeah.. my canadian friend is obsessed with spock.”
he said: “i see...”Comments ()
I think that officially blew my fragile little mind!!!!!!!!!! help me....I am troubled.. Comments ()
I didn’t realize Shatner was so chiseled. I have a sudden urge to book something on Priceline.Comments ()
LOL...chuckle...gasp...wince...!!!Comments ()
WooooOOOOOOoooooo!Comments ()
Corinna!!! i have net access at home now!
my yahoo id for chatty chat chat if you want is sarahlaffs.Comments ()
Is that photoshopped or real? I don’t know much about star-thing. Well, none at all.Comments ()
Are you saying Spock is a gaylord? Who would have thought it?Comments ()
Refraining terribly from making a terrible, disgusting comment like:
“...Shat on his chest. KInky!”
I’m so, so sorry.Comments ()
my friend had it on his blog too!!! lol....dirty lil secrets ala trekkie.....happy thanksgiving!!!!Comments ()
they are not real per say, but there are those who believe in kirk and spocks ever lasting love. but you would not of seen THESE
‘shots’ happen on the show
if you click on the bottom picture it will take you to a nutter fan site that i DO NOT frequent but it may help it make sense.Comments ()
hahahaha, that’s awesome!Comments ()
yes completely, without doubt although it pains me to no end to admit such.Comments ()
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I know a slash writer... she would LOVE these!Comments ()
aaaaaaaargh, poor chompy!Comments ()
Spock is a slut.Comments ()
Spock, Uranus is so huge, but so far away....Comments ()
Ha!Comments ()
I’m so very disturbed now. And it’s all your fault
-MikeComments ()
Uranus...hee hee I am so fourth grade.
Hola chicka...I just wanted to give you a heads up. I used an old HNT picture as a link icon for you on my new blog template. If this is
a problem let me know!Comments ()
Im sure you would be his next choice but he heard you were taken!Comments ()
Is this geek humour?
Kidding. Sorta.
I just never got into Star Trek...Comments ()
Spock Is Kirks bitch and so it remains, Give it up Corinna, that boy’ll always be under his cosh.......(so to speak)
Wheels of fire by Cream is the second best album in the world!Comments ()
OMG that is so hot.Comments ()
i can’t i will never ever give up on him never ever, ever!
in my next life i will be a vulcan and he WILL be mine!!Comments ()
BUT shit shatty is not a vulacn and spock loves him?? maybe i should GIVE UP?? NO i will not.Comments ()
Hmm, I just don’t know what to say to that!Comments ()
maja stole my comment! Hey girl! I’ll just say hi.Comments ()
happy spanksgiving. while the southern magnetic polesters celebrate the italian-spanish discovery of our continent, we norfolk do our
thankusgiving dances. the only thing keeping us awake is the note that we ate no turkey today. no turkey today. no turkey today. no
turkey today. no turkey today. no turlkey today. no turkey tofaday. no turleky tofay. nqo tiurukye todfayq, no tuuroiky
tocday.Comments ()
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Gus, I totally understand. I’ve just had the same experience. All along, I thought I was the only one with a big crush on Spock.
I just found out I was wrong--way wrong. While innocently surfing the web, I discovered the Spock/Kirk slash phenomenon among
straight women. Yikes!! My first reaction was revulsion, followed by jealousy of Kirk . Then, (and this is a little embarassing to admit) I
found myself turned on. Methinks I need psychiatric help!Comments ()
Did I see you over at BoobieThon last week?Comments ()
Question: Does the Beaver have some kind of bat or club when it hits me in the face??Comments ()
It’s only a matter of time before Oprah poses. I heard she needs the money.
I’m sorry. That was a lie.Comments ()
That’s gayComments ()
I’d be afraid to see that.Comments ()
hey! i checked it out it looks RAD!! thanks for checking though that rocks Comments ()
answer: the title is actually a weak stab at our ‘neighbors’ who didn’t know we Canadians celebrate thanks giving in October
here. please don’t tell anyone.
BUT aside from that i have decided to include it in my regular rotation of ‘sayings’ SO depending on what ‘context’ i use it in, i could
include a bat or club. i may.Comments ()
hmmmmm was i?
there are some pretty great shots over there!! congrats on all your fundraising! you obviously did a fantastic job! Comments ()
HELLO maja and robin!!
no worries i just hate oprah i take every chance i can to say evil evil things about her! i am SO BAD!
being thanksgiving yesterday adam was home and dreading the day time tv...oprah almost came on...BUT we changed the
channelComments ()
durn it! I can’t eat peanut butter because..it gives me migraines...so go for it girl...and I say call it a remote and be
yourself..while freaking everybody else out around you..ha haComments ()
DAMN i have had headaches for i guess it’ll be 12 years this november..they never used to be migraines but now i get the
chronic headaches AND migraines. i SURE hope it is NOT the peanut butter. HOPEFULLY with all the tests they have done on me
some one would of said something. i hope.Comments ()
i love it, a mouth explosion...u r so funny.Comments ()
you fucking rock...hands down.Comments ()
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm...peanut butter.
*drool*Comments ()
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Ha! I laughed when you wrote that if you could you’d take a pill instead of eating. I say that ALL THE TIME. I eat because I
have to, otherwise, I wouldn’t waste my time. I was going to write a blog entry about it, but I never did. Maybe I will... I have
to go take my pill - I mean eat dinner.Comments ()
Oh sweetie it so could be the peanut butter and several other things in your diet. I have had severe migraines since I was about 6
years old and nobody said a thing about the food connection. Certain foods contain proteins called amines, usually tyramines are the
culprit and they trigger migraines. Since I swore off such foods I hardly ever get them anymore and when I do it’s hormonal.
Do some research on the net and find out more...but the foods are things like: chocolate, orange and other citrus, avocados,
processed meats, some berries, bacon and such things that contain nitrates etc...changing my diet changed my life (really)Comments
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p.s. yeah and the taking a pill thing...I feel that way too lol. I swear if they invented it I would be happy!Comments ()
Never before have I heard the phrase “explosion of love in my mouth” without some sexual connotation...
I’m a flippin pervert.Comments ()
Let me know how that pill idea turns out. I’m game!Comments ()
things i have ett peanut butter on: bred, celery, apple, chicken, pancake, egg, cereal(p.b.+ special k sandwich), nosweetened
chocolate, and etc.
if i ever get a chance to eat chilled monkey brains, i will probly not put p.b. on it because sometimes it ruins the food. but if you try and
pretend that its awesome its funny to make other people eat it too.Comments ()
Don’t make me think about Oprah naked...no no no! It’s wrong, just plain wrong. Fat or thin she must keep her
knickers on at all times.Comments ()
Would these pills be peanut butter flavoured?
I agree with Capegirl, get yourself tested for food sensetivities, changed my life too!Comments ()
Peanut butter and banana sandwiches...............mmmmmmmmm
i aplaud anchor bantum collosis’ attempts with the devil brown spread but to truely live a full and satisfying life one must
concuct a breakfast cosisting of:
1)Frosties in OJ
2)weetabix with jam spread on them
3)porrige oats with honey, peanut butter and chocolate sauce.
all to be washed down with a fine shiraz (pref:1988)
allibastor brian cyral, my hat is tipped to you sir!Comments ()
I think that as you remotely control the events on screen it can be called a rmote. personally though I call it a control pad... i thought it
was normalComments ()
hehe, you’re too cute crazy Cor! Comments ()
mmmm engrish muffins wiv peanut butter...
even better if there is honey mixed in with the peanut butter.
or gravy. gravy is good with anything.Comments ()
oh and i love to eat. fuck the pill.
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Hey, - you are totally one of the ones I always want to post at, but then I get stuck posting at a bunch of others, and then run out of
time, and I feel like I am spending all of my time posting at loser blogs and not the real winners.......
But anyway. Jesus! Glad to be back, and I like regular ones with butter.Comments ()
i thought it was normal too till jerks were like why do you call it a remote? and i was like who knows, fuck you want me to hit you with
it? Comments ()
thank you now i feel all warm and fuzzy Comments ()
AND LYVVIE!!
i have totally had docs mention not to eat shit and i have a book (i could always actually read it...i am just so used to the pain now you know it is a total part of me...ODD i know) they have just never been very specific about foods. i find it really hard to get doctors to
even BELIEVE you suffer from chronic pain. sorry asspants doctor dude, i just handle the pain well, 12 years will do that !!!! i have
seen some crazy good doc dudes BUT none have sent me for any food testing. they had better now i will DEMAND it. i had two cat
scans though. at least there are NO tumors.
i LOVE BACON and i LOVE PEANUT BUTTTTTTTTTTTER though
also i have found that the PILATES is helping leaps and bounds!!!Comments ()
Tell me, tell me
pleaseComment (1)
wow! how very grown up! congrats again babe.Comments ()
in time in time.
i am totally going to make you all sweat.
if people get down with my little hold out game that is...
BUT trust me...it will be worth the wait!!Comments ()
Sorry...am not a peanut butter person here...but Mr. Sumo is a freak like you about it. He’ll take a big spoonfull and come
over and breathe in my face...he knows I hate it. What is it about peanut butter people! I guess that’s what makes them great
eh?Comments ()
Such mystery! I’m sweating now...happy?Comments ()
SWEET ROCK YO!
the secret is:
it’s the ONE ring and you.. are not gollum.
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gurrrrggggglelllllle,,,,,slobbber......is it the precious?Comments ()
that is awesome! congrats again!! Comments ()
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come on everybody, it’s quite obvious what the story behind the ring is. just think about it and it will come to you in like 2
seconds. seriously folks, use your melons.
ps abblabab - “I know what it is, but I’m not telling... HA HA!”Comments ()
spill the beans corinna corinna...do it!!!!!! your fans await!Comments ()
Patience is NOT my virtue...but being a loyal fan of your scan art, I shall try to practice some of that stuff.Comments ()
that’s some crazy effects and wild color on the old hand... Happy HNT!!!Comments ()
Are congrats in order?Comments ()
I’m good AND NORMAL...so tell me!Comments ()
well it looks like that might be your left hand you scanned. ...i think. but i will not state the obvious ‘cause maybe you really
wanna be the one to tell. its a pretty ring.Comments ()
nice ring and ive been good. real good. for ages now. So long I forgot how not to be goodComments ()
my god. beautiful. i want me a bedtime story now.Comments ()
Beautiful! I love the simple lines and the square cut - really really cool.
Can’t wait to hear the story.Comments ()
Pretty pretty! I will wait patiently for the story, o great greeper one.Comments ()
Ooooh, that’s gorgeous. And I’m thinking a toast might be in order!Comments ()
Oh! OH!!
(girilsh tapdance and wand wave of excitement)
It’s beautiful!!!!
I love nicely designed jewelry, and that’s wonderful!
Oh, Congratualtions all over again!Comments ()
Why haven’t you bragged about this on HNT yet???Comments ()
I just bought.. oh, i mean, we just bought a large jar of crunchy peanut butter today. I looove the stuff! have you ever tried peanut
butter with sliced bananas on top. Delicious! So is peanut butter and honey. Funnily enough (probably only to me) I call my geezer
my man muffin... and he is english! My english man-muffin. Who is asleep on the couch right now. I asked him if he wanted to go to
bed, and he said “no thanks honey.” He’s so cute when he sleeps.. he talks in his sleep and even kisses back.
Doesn’t even know it. But he’s always lovely. Damn, I had too much to drink today...
xoxoxComments ()
Looks like a beautiful ring... is that a diamond?Comments ()
just asking about the diamond out of interest... Comments ()
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Well of coarse we know what it is but it’s the story that matters! Can’t wait to hear it. And as always what a work of art.
Happy HNT Comments ()
I’ll try to be half naked next thursday tooComments ()
Dude, I ALREADY saw these movies and read the books!
One ring to bind them.....blah blah blah.
You’ll be Dark & Beautiful....powerful...yadda yadda.Comments ()
is that the right hand?Comments ()
well, I really like the “fake” ring. I don’t see anything wrong with the CZ, I would however want to know if
that’s what I was getting beforehand tho. Could you imagine if you got one and wanted to go have it appraised or something
and found out that way? That would totally suck! I am currently awaiting my diamond, cz, crackerjack, whatever ring...we’ll
see when it happens. I don’t mind getting a ring, my thing is, why do girls have to advertise that we’re off the market
when we’re engaged but boys don’t? When I get engaged I’m gonna make my fiance wear an engagement
collar....he heComments ()
I’m completely with you on this! We couldn’t afford a diamond either and we made due with our plain gold bands. I got
the itch for somehting sparkling about two years ago. We’d just sold our house and had a wee wad of cash and i had my ring
turned into my dream ring. However we still couldn’t splash for a diamond, so I got a white sapphire, and no one would
know...uless I told them like I just did. Ah well.
If it makes you happy, who the fuck cares!Comments ()
i am SO confused i thought ALL people in australia HATE peanut butter? but you are from iceland now i am even more confused
Comments ()
I think your fake ass CZ ring is ultra cool and do you know why? Because love sure as hell aint about diamonds. Instead it’s
about not wanting one. wanting one. not wanting one and getting a cook fake one that you both love. Yeah! I could not give a flying f
about diamonds. I only wear fake shit and I like it that way.Comments ()
i got a candy coated helicopter with a leather cover......
bling bling......
B G always knows what to say. like hallmark.Comments ()
You did the right thing old girl...you know the history behind diamonds and what goes on in Africa to the village folks. I
couldn’t buy a diamond now if I tried...I’d always be thinking of the kids arms that get hacked off to keep their parents
working in the mines...and so on. Z looks great!Comments ()
Hey, I totally agree with you about the diamond thing. My friend Windy and I were discussing the diamond ring thing last week and
we both want to have rings with aquamarine rather than diamond.
I’ve seen literally hundreds of carats of diamonds at work (it being a diamond mine and all) and I love the things, but when
they’re cut and in a ring, they don’t seem so special... I’d rather grab a huge handful of rough stones and pour
them over my head and throw them around for fun. It seems like such a waste to spend thousands of dollars on a tiny thing like a ring
anyway.
And hey, why are diamonds so damn special when cubic zirconias will sparkle just as much?
Oh, and one more thing.. I’ll let you in on a little-known secret: diamonds aren’t really forever shocking I know, but
it’s the truth.
congrats on finding such a cool ring! and being engaged and all that Comments ()
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HEAPS of people in australia like peanut butter. heaps of heaps. Just cause we like vegemite doesn’t mean that peanut
butter is out of the question! Comments ()
nice bloghere!keep it up!Comments ()
Viscious ring!
Luscious Ring!
FIGHT!Comments ()
Thats awesome! As always!Comments ()
now I know diamonds arent that important Im definately got look into one of these CZ things. Excellent. Thank youComments ()
Never give up on your dreams...just make sure if you do EVER have Spock to have safe sex!
Hey, I like your blog. Do you want to exchange blog links? I’m at www.billsbitterpills.blogspot.com.Comments ()
I love it & I’m thinking...Comments ()
If I ever get engaged I’m going to buy my fiance a CZ ring. Daimonds are too expensive.Comments ()
that’s awesome! good for you. that ring looks just beautiful. i’m glad that adam respects what you want too. if i ever
get engaged i’d like a garnet...no diamonds for this chica.Comments ()
You gotta remember the LOOOVE. Is there love? Then you don’t need two rings. Well, if its pretty... but anway, your
choiceComments ()
Oh you have one, my badComments ()
guaranteed there are people getting fake rings and not knowing it....!!!! nice post!Comments ()
stating that the girls are poor kinda contradicts your whole “diamonds aren’t important” theory. Anyways,
it’s the band that truely needs to be high quality.Comments ()
clay, i was not using the word poor in that sentance to mean ‘having little money’ i meant it as poor ‘deserving
sympathy’ because she THINKS she has a real ring and DOESN’T.
i picked mine. i know it isn’t real. had i of wanted a real one, i would of gotten one.Comments ()
that is exactly what this post was about the fact that i didn’t want two expensive rings.
we had ‘planned’ on getting married about a year and a half before he even asked me so the ring was totally
inconsequential.Comments ()
I bought my wife a $16 CZ and it’s prettier than her engagement ring!Comments ()
it’s gorgeous. they’ve come a long way with CZs some of them are SO fucking good that you can only tell with a
jeweler’s lupe.
and fuck people that need real diamonds. i’m all about just a band too. i don’t want it snagging on crap and pulling
strings on my sweaters.. not that i wear sweaters, but you get my point.
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what’s a shame about the CZ thing is that those dudes girls are too fucking snobby to accept that the dude can’t
afford a fucking $1,000 ring.
i agree with you, do it on your 20th anniversary as a “OH MY GOD WE’VE BEEN TOGETHER THIS LONG”
reminder.
congrats baby girl and ABC the 4th. Comments ()
Sorry, but it’s not the rock, it’s the art. You have to wear it, so it doesn’t matter what the numbers on the tag
say! If you love it, love it well!Comments ()
That’s a really nice picture. I like the fractured look. Kind of like where your mind is on the ring issue.Comments ()
right on! Oprah in playboy - I never thought of it. What a great idea!Comments ()
Awesome ring, and I think it’s fab that it’s CZ. It’s all about the “feels right.”Comments ()
understoodComments ()
a stunning piece of trivia:
if every diamond that has been mined were to be availible on the market, they would be nearly worthless as they are so common.
gems like zircon would out value the diamonds. so, in theory, your ring is more valuable than an equally sized diamond. and you
don’t have to pay for insurance on the damn thing.Comments ()
go with what feels right. its a lovely ring.Comments ()
Love it!!Comments ()
I’ve had that same dilemma, not that anyone is proposing to me anytime soon.... but why spend all the $$?Comments ()
Add honey to it. Heaven in your mouth. Ahhh...Comments ()
That is so awesome - the ring is so cool looking, and who cares if it’s a diamond or not - it is a symbol, and it is what you
make it.
Kickass.Comments ()
I love the idea of CZ. It is not the ring, it about the love behind the ring. I think too much is made out of rings and weddings and not
enough out of the marriage.Comments ()
I love it!Comments ()
You could wear the engagement ring on a chain around your neck. For some reason, that appeals to me.
My wife’s engagement ring became part of her wedding ring, quite pretty, actually.Comments ()
you always struck me as a CZ girl, and i don’t mean that you are cheap or can’t tell the differenc, but that you are cool
enough and secure enough to be comfortable with it...another testament to your unfailing coolness, truly....Comments ()
i always thought a ring was a ring whatever the stone. you are hot whatever you slide on your finger.Comments ()
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i HATE raisins...i used to tell people i was allergic....the only thing i’ll eat with raisins is anything i don’t know has
raisins in it! woot!....picky eaters rule.Comments ()
i like when raisins are in stuffing, but not too many of them. like leprechauns.Comments ()
Raisin bran sucks, just BECAUSE those damn raisins stay in the bottom and you have to munch your way through dry and tasteless
cereal. Bleh.Comments ()
Raisin?........Bran? am i hearing you right?
Garlic?........Bread?
Cheese?........Cake?
I cannot eat too much bran because of reasons linked to medical science......ooooooohh!Comments ()
Raisins kinda remind me of a clump of dead flies. Hell, but there tasty anyways.Comments ()
i’m guessing fruit cake is a non-no eh?!Comments ()
oh man you don’t even want to know how much i loath fruit cake! Comments ()
Picky...picky...I hate raisins in my granola...ugh...Raisin Bran ain’t bad though.
BTW...read what I said about your comment...’cuz I really love you for it...you...girlie...made me THINK...& how can that EVER
be bad?Comments ()
i used to get so mad at people who gave out those little boxes of raisins at Halloween... now i like raisins, but i would still be mad to
get them trick or treating - i mean come on people, there’s a time and a place. don’t give me pseudo-fruit when i want
candy!!Comments ()
Gaaah! I love the boots!Comments ()
Super Awesome Wellie boots!!!Comments ()
awesome-rad boots Greep. They put Christopher Robin too shame!Comments ()
I hate raisins.Comments ()
I swear I’m not gay, but I love those boots. They’re fabulous.Comments ()
Raisins suck. I hate them. They ruin a lot of perfectly good sweet rolls.Comments ()
Kicky as HELL! If I had those galoshes, I’d be prayin’ for rain on a daily basis!Comments ()
I love those so much. Very very cool.Comments ()
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Don’t need stylin’ boots like that here...guess that makes me a colossal JERK!Comments ()
holy schmoley guacamole. i luuuurrrve those boots! you have great, funky-licious taste.Comments ()
What a lovely pair of BOOts you have......do see what i did there?! everyone thought i was gonna say boobs but i didn’t cos im
soooooo clever and funny and smart.
if i had a quid for everytime i’ve heard that said to a barmaid i’d be able to buy the pub by now.
Question: Ace Butto Cornflower.....did you ever play in Japan (the band not the country) you are the absolute spit of the
guitarist.........hmmmm interesting.Comments ()
my purple docs have the hots for your leapord printsComments ()
Ooh la laComments ()
i’m a boot girl myself and those are tip top kid. dig it.
very nice...makes me want to go buy a new pair.Comments ()
Oh... All I can find is yellow.Comments ()
They ruin carrot cake too. And they do look like some sort of bug carapace. But I like ‘em in oatmeal and bran.Comments ()
I hate raisins in everything too. Why ruin a perfectly good cookie with raisins? And yet, I like Raisin Bran.Comments ()
yeah...I’m kind of scared of raisins too. Not many things I’ll eat them in. I do however like some oatmeal raisin
cookies...Comments ()
RAD boots that arent DOS coreeeeeeeeenuh!
dude.your ‘raisins in the bowl’ comment below nearly made me hurl.heaps.awesome.
we sent your package today! im gettin all titilated n shit as its JAM PACKED full of goodness.i also penned you a note.hope you can
read it.it was rushed as i wrote it MINUTES before i had to leave for the plane.
i agree on the ‘christian’ hand holding mentioned below.but i find that if we wear our tshirts with
‘CUNCE’ written on,it doesnt appear so christian-like.Comments ()
No raisin cookies?Comments ()
Doesn’t change it’s beauty one bit. It’s very classy, I love it. Is there a date set yet?Comments ()
i am SO EXCITED, thanks guys!! if i can’t read the note i will just wipe my ass with it, how’s that?
and geezer AS IF i wasn’t thinking of you while writing of my raisins in their bowl bit. while we were laughing our asses off
during the actual converstaion even then i thought shit man geezer is SO gonna loVe this! Comments ()
holy crap is that ever fucking cool! woot!Comments ()
i KNEW it. i just had a feeling Comments ()
ME TOO. they are the biggest jerks of all the jerks on earth.
raisins should be BANNED from halloween.Comments ()
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i should seriously take up golf.Comments ()
i am grateful for many things. i am grateful to be alive, to be living in BC, to be able to express my notion of freedom and the like..
but before all this, i am grateful for the power balls and techno-tees from the radioactive golf bogs of scotland what are the coolest
thing since sliced boois and buise on heavy rye. i have decided to give up all of my possessions (not the clubs) and start a sort of
shaolin country club in like nor-chi. we would become the dominant force in the universe, like a new magnetic north. our dress code
would be strict, but only on week days. we will take the PGA by storm, dismantling it from the inside, because how can the
golfer’s actualization process be compromised by profit and fame??? perversity. no one actor is bigger than the course, than
the game. golf was here before and will remain. metaphor is the real, not the copy. be the ball.
thank you for the tools, or “the relics” as they will ever be referred to, miss L.
you are now part of the mythology.
fore!Comments ()
no, but i did play belinda carlisle on tv.
so whats the story with belle & sebastian? does ayebody in the uk wanna beat up stuart murdoch or what? i saw them play two days
after the trade towers went down {they barely sqweezed throught the border} and it was the best show i may ever see. then again,
jonathan richman did sneak on stage and play for like an hour and twenny which could well have buttered my judgement but then b&s
did bring him all across the states.......its just that everybody who waited all day on the pavement was so happy, and the ones who
walked by asking who we were waiting for were so derisive. perhaps i have no idea. i want nostalgia back!Comments ()
does it bother anyone else that nobody will acknowledge that this is a poo joke?
i guess no one likes a stooley.Comments ()
where are my balls, woman?!Comments ()
Well, the Western Australian tea towel is going to look seriously lame now! gay Comments ()
Golf Balls: They’ll be known from this day forward as Auchterlonies Cojones
I’m glad you’re so happy with them, but don’t let Adam hog them.
Can’t wait for sock monkey as may be special treat for X-mas stockings.Comments ()
Alan Beattie Cried: I am grateful for seeing
Belle & Sebastian at the Ipswich Regent In 2000 and in London in 1999..............have you ever been suprised? were you ever happy
for a day in 1995?
Golfing Rocks! Cream Rock! JD on the Rocks! Down at fraggle Rock!Comments ()
even if you can read it,wipe your ass with it anyway!Comments ()
LYVVIE IS cool times infinity.
dude,if you guys buy an xbox 360.i will marry you both.
how much are they $US (or in canadian funny money?),do you know?please tell.Comments ()
I understand the awe and coolness you’re feeling right now! My brother-in-law, who has been to the Masters about a half
dozen times (fucker) has brought me back a couple of official bag towels. There’s something special about wiping your balls
off with an official Masters bag towel....Comments ()
i am going to have to agree with you here you lucky duck! i normally wipe my balls on my pants Comments ()
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i realized recently that i have had my PS2 since 2002 it even pre dates meeting ABC! and we don’t have a DVD player so i
am very impressed with how long it has lasted, with that said it does ‘freeze’ a lot now and it skips on occasion so IT
IS TIME FOR THE XBOX 360 to enter our lives. i have not heard how much they are going to be and i am afraid to ask incase some
asshole looks at me like i am a fucking DOS loser and says $360.00.Comments ()
woah. you love golf, no?Comments ()
damn i didn’t make it too obvious did i Comments ()
poor adam.if i was there RIGHT now,id give him a huge,non-gay man hug.then maybe a gay one.
how the fuck is the soon to be married canadian geezer anyway?Comments ()
as it should be!
and zombies..shud be included...and you should put pics up and you should really really do something devilishly ghoulish and do
whatever the hek ur heart desires girlfriend...but do not let anyone INCLUDING ME tell u what to do! Comments ()
but you should let me tell you what to do.Comments ()
Sounds like a completely reasonable disclaimer to me.Comments ()
ya adam like i am the only child here if anyone should be hogging them it is ME!
oh and incase i haven’t said it already thanks so very much lyvvie!!
Comments ()
NO WAY MAN
we will use it to clean our balls on Comments ()
AS IF i wasn’t planning on it anyway Comments ()
thanks all y’all for the boot compliments i made sure to leave the MUD on them so you could see that they are kept in good
use...
oh rain go away!!!Comments ()
you are being perfectly reasonable! hehe.Comments ()
ooh! btw - LOVE LOVE LOVE the engagement ring! Comments ()
sounds fair, we’re used to taking ordersComments ()
Scaring your fiance already?? Good job Comments ()
LOVE them!Comments ()
How lovely. Hands and all. I’m really happy for you two.
I’m going to Vancouver in January for business...maybe we could meet up for a drink or coffee? Comments ()
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damn brides, always changing thier mind...Comments ()
my only insistence is that the ceremony is romanian orthodoxComments ()
Well it’s a given, really.. changing of the mind. Reality changes constantly, after all.Comments ()
bring on the fear!Comments ()
If you get a big puffy-style dress, you wont need to walk down the isle, get on a skateboard and let whoever is giving you away pull
you.
Failing that try roller-skates or blades or what ever the fucking kids are calling them nowerdays....probabley call them glider-skates or
super-doo-wop-de-woooo-skates, pesky kids, Fetch me a rifle a rocking chair and a front porch, I am ready to begin the rest of my
life!Comments ()
GOOD LUCK, ADAM!Comments ()
does he know what he’s in for?Comments ()
Everyone knows that the wedding is all about what the woman wants anyway...that’s why men basically have no hand in the
planning, it’s just easier that way for everyone ;O)Comments ()
Bernyce will be attending the wedding along with one guestComments ()
GGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR!
Aaaa aaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh, aaaa aaaaa aaaa aaa uh aaa uh-aaaaaa aaaaRRRRRR HHH. Aaaa guhaaaa aaaaa uhaa
aar rrrrnnn uhnnnn nnn uhnhh.
aaaaa aaaa aaaa aaaaarrn nnhhhh, hurrnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr!
Aaaa aaaaarrrrr rrrrrrrr rrnnnn nn nnhhhh, aaaa aaaaa aaaa aaa uh aaa uh-aaaaaa aaaaRRRRRR HHH. Aaaa guhaaaa aaaaa uhaa
aar rrrrnnn uhnnnn nnn uhnhh.
Comments ()
you said it chewy.Comments ()
dudette: once again, congrats. i love the ring, and fake-ness only matters for insurance purposes - it’s the way that it feels, on
your hand forever that matters (says the girl who has pawned 2 engagement rings). i’ll keep the one I’ve got now, and
you know - any help, any whatsoever - i’m your biatch.
and really, don’t you wanna go try on dresses at “something blue”??? D & G? I think it would look awesome on
ya!Comments ()
Hey! That beer in the comments looks mighty good! And the hairy stranger ain’t so bad either.Comments ()
hmmm...I think if a girl doesn’t have the right to change her mind....all is lost. This day of all days should be in yout
groove!Comments ()
this is why i love you. YOU’RE SO FREAKIN SAUCY!
i’m looking for amusement and inspiration for a ransom photo.
nothing is coming to mind. i’m so not perverted right now.
any ideas?Comments ()
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Every girly should get to be a bride at least once in her life...& suck up all that goes with it...Comments ()
Update! Comments ()
oooooooh little buddy, i’m sorry to hear bowling kicked your ass so viciously... but don’t give up on it just yet.
let’s go again next week and help you get into a routine.
p.s. heh heh.Comments ()
OUCH!!!
and 100 yards with a pitching wedge... damn!Comments ()
Hey Corinna,
That’s too bad about being a loser at bowling. I pulled my hamstring from weeding. We had a day of house maintenance that
just about killed me! I was sleeping by 9pm and slept till 9am the next day.
The IT guy has found my blog so I’m going to have to change the URL. Geezer is going to have to change his as well, cause
the IT guy found that one too. How do I know? He freakin banned mine and Geezer’s blogs on the work webfilter, but luckily
I’m friends with the other IS guy who had unbanned all blogspot.com websites so evil IT guys plot didn’t work.
I’ll let you know what the new URL is when I think of it.
xox MajaComments ()
not with any consistency though of course, i do normally go with the 9 iron, i just have once or twice. so 5 pin bowling made feel like a
pussy.Comments ()
yes i know being a loser sucks. i am also very clumsy though in general.
cool, i should always be able to get there though cause im not on blogspot jerks should leave you alone as long as you are getting
your jobs done.Comments ()
lets do 10 pin though so i can prove to myself that i am not a pussy.
i knew the left side was sore while i was bowling but i didn’t think it a big deal. i was wrong.Comments ()
Ouch! Sorry about the charlie-horse in the butt routine. That had to hurt awesome bad! I feel for you. Hey...how’s that
canker sore doing?Comments ()
Hey Corinna, the evil IT guy found my blog and banned it on the company web filter. I don’t want him reading it so I changed
it to cuncecuncecunce. Seeya!Comments ()
i gotta new URL. http://cockmysuck.blogspot.com
charming i know.....
sexypants’ is now http://cuncecuncecunce.blogspot.com shes having trouble with ‘snooping’ I.T.
people...Comments ()
thanks for the new URLs i’ll update them as soon as i feel better.
got a head cold..am lamest and biggest baby in the world when sick adam gave it to me!Comments ()
see i warned everyone way way back at the start of this blog that there is ALWAYS something wrong with me and i whine a lot. good
thing i LOVE cheese. lamest joke ever insert back there.
i had go out for a walk to walk off the charlie horse. it was awesome Comments ()
My friend sprained her ankle bowling. Who knew bowling was such a dangerous sport?Comments ()
Wow. You fucked yourself up bowling and then sitting?! You are my hero.Comments ()
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You must mess with himn on this whole thing. Like: “I need 14 bridesmaids so go find 14 men to be in the wedding.”
Or: “I think rainbow-striped bridesmaids gowns with trains sounds so romantic”.Comments ()
Butt muscle, hee...
Do you ever wonder who came up with that expression,charlie horse, no?...
Okay fine then we won’t even waste our time wondering...
However if ever you do see a guy named Charlie with a horse complaining about his pulled muscles I’m warning you
whatever you do don’t bother him. He’s a pain in the butt.
*drum slam*Comments ()
I’m very curious about your bowling moves if you can manage to strain your groin...Comments ()
holy freakin frig, that musta friggen hurt!Comments ()
awwrh! Sorry you hurt your self and your ass no less! But you’re good at tons of stuff! This blog, golf, being cool! Comments ()
oh my god I am completely laughing out loud...not AT you of course...
Okay, i work out, I do stuff, I’m not in bad shape and the last time I went bowling I was sore too! I think it is just using things, I
guess we can call them muscles, that we don’t normally. I mean, how often do you throw a 14 pound ball in the bowling
motion unless we are BOWLING? NEVAH! now stop beating yourself up.Comments ()
I think the movie Saving Silverman is in order.Comments ()
i would have to say that they are extremely poor, worse than even i expected.Comments ()
Air-Guitaring is an extreme sport you have to be carefully prepared.
1)See-through wightless Gibson Flying V
2)King size bed
3)Knee & Shoulder pads
4)A B.S.S approved safty helmet
5)A copy of anything by Loophole
Play safe now kidsComments ()
Maybe you should stretch before you bowl again? That might help. ALthough, I can’t imagine those fat, beer drinking slobs
stretch before they bowl. Ultimately though, you’re right, bowling is an activity (notice I didn’t say sport) that deserves
to be hated.
I can hit my pitching wedge 100 yards. Funny enough, my 5,6,7,8 and 9 irons all go about the same distance. I probably need to
spend more than 1 hour per year working on that.Comments ()
Hurt yourself doing air guitar?? How would you do that? It’s not 5 pin bowling you know?? Comments ()
they come into americaComments ()
Niel Diamond is tha shit.Comments ()
air guitar? use a golf club! Comments ()
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or the movie Beautiful Girls
“I am, I said”
I love him, too.Comments ()
Sweet Caroline comes to mind.
Loud & strong.
With all the wrong words replacing the right ones.Comments ()
I can already see the Trets dancingComments ()
Yeah, I dig me some Neil Diamond sometimes too. And Neil Sedaka when I’m feeling really lame.
Take scans of the dance moves! Must see. Comments ()
great scan. you picked hte perfect color. congratulations in order?Comments ()
Congratulations (i’m behind on your posts
i seriously love the ring you selected. love the shape.Comments ()
i’m trying to figure out some of his songs.....nonetheless. wow air guitar coolComments ()
paul my problem is that i am too damn competitive with myself. i did not go under my 67 this year on the pitch and putt and therefore i
hit myself with my putter every day as a reminder i need to get better!!!!!
BUT this could also be because my competitiveness MAKES me use my pitching wedge on every hole...not all the time....i do bring
my nine for the 100 yarders. and once this year we got out to course with REAL par threes and REAL par fours and i pared a
153yard par three with my 5wood. i almost fell over i was high off it for hours. i didn’t even blog on it cause i knew i’d
go off like i am now!! golf rules man i hope you golf forever!
and i did consider stretching but unfortunately for me i said FUCK IT and in TRUE corinna hypochondriac fashion injured
myself.Comments ()
i consider myself to be somewhat of an expert on and at the air gi-tar. i am considering offering a class, your tips just may come in
more handy than you think!Comments ()
FANTASTIC idea EXCEPT you can guarantee i’d break something or somethingS so this idea although fantastic - for me is
simply out of the question unless of course i can find some sort of insurance for breakages caused by out of control air gi-tar playing
with golf clubs.Comments ()
Yep...that’s what I was thinking reading this post...BIRD FLU! And...you described me fairly well...but...I’m not left
handed. Being left handed is so cool you know...rather mysterious. I thought I was the only one who analyzed my analyzing. I
believe in recycling my thoughts...at least that is what I prefer to think about it. So get well you three sick zombies.Comments ()
I swear by OJ.....if you’re ill OJ is the best, it got me outta that gonerherpasyphaids that i had a week ago....
Drink tons of it.Comments ()
Aw, poor Corinna, it totally sucks being sick. I’ve still got a cough which started in July! I can’t believe I’ve still
got it. It’s nearly November! Maybe it’s bird flu, too.
May I suggest Garlic, C and Horseradish vitamins, and also cod liver oil (Vitamin A to strengthen the immune system). And B vitamin
is just for fun! (B vitamins make you happy).
For all this bird flu scare, I’m not hearing of any people in Western countries who are actually sick from it. What’s with
the fear mongering?Comments ()
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Oh yeah, and I thought I had a canker sore for a few days there... a really sore spot on my gum inside my lip, and it just seemed to be
white... just hurt. But it’s heaps better now.
Have you got your assmats yet?Comments ()
Ha ha! Seriously guys, don’t panic. It’s only the bird flu. You’re not birds right? You’ve nothing to fear.
*cough*Comments ()
hehe.. you always crack me up.. even when it’s the bird flu!
get well soooooon! *hugs*Comments ()
they haven’t come yet, i am waiting with bells on man. i will forsure let you know when they come.
fear mongering...it is more taking a shot at the media and i do this really immature thing every time im sick and say i think i have
things like sars, bird flu etc...also i have a dear friend and his wife who live IN china. i worry about them CONSTANTLY and so joking
about that shit helps me deal.Comments ()
i take lots of vitamins and vit C but sometimes ‘they’ just get you anyway eh?
BUT my doctor tells me i can’t have lots of OJ or citrus cause it is bad for my ass.
figure that one out!Comments ()
I used to get a lot of canker sores as a kid. Thankfully I don’t get them anymore.Comments ()
I saw ND in Phoenix in 1992. Kick-ass concert.Comments ()
cough away and neurosis is so acceptable. it’s now the norm.Comments ()
I get the stupid mouth sores too. I had them so bad when I was a teenager once that my dentist gave me a bottle of lydocaine syrup.
Awesome shit, you should get some. Of course, I used it in all sorts of inappropriate ways, but it was ace for the purpose it was
intended for.
You should try my home remedy:beat your head into a wall until your eyes bleed. You need a trusted friend to help you with the last
couple whacks, but it is SO worth it.Comments ()
OH I SO HEAR YOU!! i had braces and i basically wore what felt like POUNDS of wax on my teeth for like two years. i have been
given so many different things for them and really hope i will grow out of them but i likely won’t for years i don’t think
my dad stopped getting them till his late 30’s early 40’s. i know i had some pink syrupy stuff as a kid but my parents
‘gave’ it to me when needed so maybe it was that?Comments ()
I get about 4 a year, and I hate them. If I had to deal with them all the time, I think I probably would bash my head into a wall. I think
the last one was the worst, it was huge and took a while to go away. I’ll say category 4, making all my others 3s. I have
‘stuff’ that makes my mouth numb, but it only helps so much. BE STRONG!Comments ()
“IT’S JUST BIRD FLU!”
you sicko. lol. that part made me laugh the hardest.
it’s OK to be a baby. not everyone can be a tough bastard.. like ol’ ABC there. sheesh..
Josh doesn’t like admitting when he’s sick either and if he vomits.. he hides it from me, won’t let me help him
or anything. i’ll scream for him if need be. hell.. if ya need help, what’s the difference?!
anyway greeper.. lovely corinna.. you feel better damn it. being sick is no good. i hate it.Comments ()
we are safe unless the virus continues to mutate.... i knew this guy who like went on this boat tour cruise in like chicago or something,
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and he caught redbeard from like the dirty boat. he was fine for like three days or something, but then he like totally started coughing
like “hack-hack-koff-ARRRRGGHHHMATEYY!!!!!!!!!”, and then he like starts totally limping on one side, and
he’s all like “what, ya never seena PEGLEG BEFORE MATEY?!?!?!” and i was like holy motherofpearl you are
soooo acting like a pirate.
lets just hope it doesnt come to that.Comments ()
AVAST!
Lisa Marie sucks emmence amounts of bottom, who would’ve thought that the offspring of the king would have such a
shitty singing voice,
Anchor Blackbeard Captin: Avast thee ya dirty swab, fetch me my grog and have at thee!!
arrr-Jim Lad.Comments ()
You know what I admire about you, GusGreeper? Your complete absence of sarcasm.
You make a great point.Comments ()
Uh hur huh.Comments ()
I think being Elvis’s daughter gives her the right to do anything she wants to. Actually I think it would be a shame if she didnt
try.
xoxoxoxoxoxoComments ()
she doesn’t even look hot either! damn! Comments ()
Lisa Marie, isn’t having an airplane named after you enough?Comments ()
i used to think lisa was HOT,but shes really quite a weirdo isnt she? i havent had the pleasure of hearing her latest barf inducing
toons.i cant wait.
’its alright,its only bird flu!!’ yuk yuk!
please have a large joint/bong for me Comments ()
i agree. and it’s partially oprah’s fault for engaging her.Comments ()
TRUST ME if i could scan my dance moves i SO WOULD they are a cross between napolen dynomite and ellen degeneres and i am
very very proud of them.
THIS is where really needed a camera comes into play for play by play shots...Comments ()
I get it...& he does.Comments ()
Yep. B.A. That stands for Bad Ass.
B.A.M.F: Guess what that stands for?
wordComments ()
I use to think she was hot till she had sex with micheal Jackson. ewwww grossComments ()
totally rightComments ()
i tried, i can’t say it, he just looks too bad assComments ()
RtotheAtotheMtotheBtotheO motherfucker!
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i love it. completely.bad.ass.Comments ()
refreshrefreshrefreshrefreshrefreshrefreshrefreshrefresh
obsessive? nah... just a SUPERFAN. Comments ()
he is superbadassbloodyawesomerad.Comments ()
i love superfans. they are superfriends, too. they stick.Comments ()
at nhl.com you can listen to them on the radio. It’s a pretty cool feature. It’s especially useful when you’ve bet
Proline and you need to know if that last game came through.Comments ()
at first i thot that this pic was taken by the hooker, but we were both in that one, and our heads were cut off.
the subtext of this picture is seedier, tho. First Blood was filmed in Hope, BC. this plywood monument is the only remnant left that
matters. the civic leaders actually passed legislation to add this portrait to their visitor info parking lot. they probably paid someone. i
bet it was a big deal that they commissioned some local artist to paint this wonderfully complicated tableau. there is so much going on
here. before it was cropped, there was some harf visible text across the bottom of the frame. i can only see the top portion of it, but i
think it sez “Go Commando In Hope”.
i hope i hope it do.Comments ()
at least we know where music is going. LMP 4 life.Comments ()
and my inner child has ADDComments ()
there have been times when i have listened to the nhl radio but normally i just get down with pressing the button. i do love sports
commentating but with hockey it makes me laugh more than anything.Comments ()
OMFG! You look like such a real man, all ready for action.
Me i never look like a real man, even when i’m pulling the face i pull when i pay a visit to the gents after a day of eating
biscuits and pebbles. Although i did erect an Ikea bookcase in five minutes the other day, but nobody was around and when i told
them what i had done they didn’t belive me and said things like “wot u talkin bout ya big poof” unbeliveable i
know, saying something like that to me, a man?! lets go hunting together....or not because hunting sucks, but we could run about with
toy guns shouting things like “He’s over there” & “Get him!”. Hmmmmmmmm
interesting.Comments ()
I didn’t even know she released an album. I hope she doesn’t release it in Europe.Comments ()
More like super BOO-ASS!!!
Whatever! I don’t wanna pose for a stupid picture!Comments ()
1. i’m stuck with the blue jackets, who, btw, already dumped half the team.
2. how bout espn dropped hockey? now that shit’s on OLN.
that’s what fuckin around’ll get ya, i reckonComments ()
I LOVE THAT PIC....it’s just the facial expression it’s just so damn good!Comments ()
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we only get it on CBC and TSN, because the states cut so many games we get less too. AT LEAST we still get Saturday’s
Hockey Night in Canada.
glad i don’t have any blue jackets in my pool Comments ()
Yeah I do obsessive compulsive things like that. Seems to suit the blogging lifestyle though.Comments ()
I love it!!! Where’s yours?Comments ()
“Look what I can do” reminds me of Stewart from Mad TV. Hilarious.Comments ()
whats worse is that she’s even paid magazines to give her good reviews, tricking people like me into downloading her music
(thank god it was free) and polluting my computer and memory with the awful cat mating sound that she calls a voice.Comments ()
you are SO buis. he like begged me to take that photo.Comments ()
abobo botang condolier’s response is in fact correct and the ones of me got fucked up and shit. that is what you get for
getting a hooker from hope to take your photos.Comments ()
U Foolz gotsta git yerselvez some DishNetwork NHL Center Ice, so u can c all the hockey games...
Even the ones where “Bert” getz his ass boo-ed out of Colorado...
Comments ()
...Snickers With An Evil Grin !!!Comments ()
chicks who dig hockey are hot...lava hot...Comments ()
Hockey?
Where’s the baseball?
Come on...Comments ()
Like, totally!Comments ()
It is rather pathetic. Elvis’ daughter a wannabe. Why did she wait so long...one wonders. Guess she’s
bored.Comments ()
I think there should be at least 5 sports channels on the basic package (ESPN1, 2, Classic and some other competition sites). My
shitty cable company gives me 1 for $50 a month. About 2 miles away, they get 1,2, news and classic for less money. That’s
note even including comcast sports which is just the lame Philly teams. Do we really care about 90% of the other quasi channels? I
feel like I’m in that old movie UHF (starring Weird Al Yankovic) having to stare at stuff that is relegated to the end of the dial
instead of being able to watch the sports that I want to see (and I felt your pain while I was watching Game 3 of Boston Chicago on
the computer - refreshing like a maniac. It’s not the same in lines of text. UGH!! Have a better 1.Comments ()
my best highschool bro went to a game in 96/97 with his uncle who on account of they were in the club section hurled a salmon
toward the ice but the salmon didnt quite clear the plexiglass and it careened off and back off the scorekeeperseses table and
knocked the sheet onto the floor of the penalty box and i dont remember who was getting into the box but just as they slammed the
door the fish flew by and flopped out the closing door onto the ice. thats just how dedicated canucks fans need to be. he carried a
dead fish into the rink, not a frozen fish, a stinky tho gutted salmon, held onto it till the second period, then risked arrest to make his
point. in florida, they were throwing plastic rats, plastic rats that were readily available to everyone for that express purpose. this guy
caught a fish and made it fly. expansion and rule changes and perverted payperview may break our hearts, but not our spirits. how
many times have you seen a batter throw a bat, ball or helmet at the pitcher who just beaned him? hockey mad is taking off your lid,
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dropping the gloves, and doin it thirties style. good riddance Vancouver Grizzlies.Comments ()
had i of seen that i likely would have cried Comments ()
Faster Pussycat does a creepy remix version of Kiss’ “I Was Made For Loving You”
A better song to rock to from the O’ Jays is “For The Love Of Money”. Bulletboys do a remake of this song. It
Rox.Comments ()
i actually like that fasterpussycat remix!Comments ()
Its like the man says,
“If you sing with the man on the radio, you are accepting his programming and have become the drone of the new bourgoise
pig-dogs. To protect yourself, line your pockets with wet paper towels soaked in lemon.”
I’m not saying the man made sense...Comments ()
Adam:They still fling squids onto the ice here in Detroit. Occasionally.
Gus:So....my wife likes the Wings. Does that make her evil?Comments ()
My music helps me express my feelings, feelings which have washed over me like a river of hot lava and Selsun Blue since Micheal
Jackson left me.
He was the best lover I’ve ever taken, and I’ll never forgive myself for letting that hot, straight, very black man out of
my life.
I’m getting wet thinking about those nights with Micheal right now.
Oh, Micheal, the children will never love you the way I do....
or do they?Comments ()
So, is the new Fiona pretty kickass? I’ve heard a few songs on the local public radio, and am tempted to get it....Comments ()
kip/mcg...
im gonna HAVE to check it out now then!
but the o’jays is a hard one to rock as it is like eight minutes long!
thanks! Comments ()
I love Kathy’s Song. It’s my favourite Simon and Garfunkel.Comments ()
word.Comments ()
do buy it, it was worth the wait...they did make her take some of the ‘fiona’ out of it (of course)... BUT we gotta support
the remaining artists that do all their own lyrics and music....we gotta!! Comments ()
as a kid i never knew why i loved it i just did, it spoke to me. i have never been very good at remembering the words i still sing them
all wrong unless they are right in front of me...but now as an adult i know what it was saying. funny how a song knew me before i did.
only odd thing...i am not from england. Comments ()
songs i am currently rocking it all the time to:
baby beluga - raffi
the song that doesnt end - lamchop f. sherry lewis
anything gay by don henley
i feel the powerComments ()
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Make fun of alopecia, Moesha.Comments ()
That was hilarious and VERY clever, Trevor. I like how you think, Pink...I wish I had your brain, Elaine...I’ve probably said that
before, Lenore.Comments ()
Should’ve been Just have a wank Frank.
No need to be gay Ray.
etc etc.......
ArrrComments ()
jab her in the eye, Guy
kick in her in the tits, FritzComments ()
you’re my kind of sick chick.Comments ()
I’m making everyone call me Doug now!!!
Make her pick a fight with Adrian Adonis, Bonis.
Have her attacked by geese, Buice. (you know how ornery geese are!)
Make her fall off a trapeze, Buise.
Put her in a deep freeze, Booese.
Make her drink gnu piss, Buis.
Drown her in grease, Booice.
YUH! Just kick her ass BOOIS!Comments ()
HA!!! My favorite has to be “cook fatty foods, contributing to his heart disease, louise” CRUEL!Comments ()
Wow, thank god we have you for this.Comments ()
These are super funny
great way to spend a sundayComments ()
Now that’s some clever shite! Don’t ask me why but I was getting flash backs of Garbage Pale kids...do you
remember those? weird...great post!Comments ()
love this corrinna!! happy halloween!Comments ()
that just rocks!! heheh! that was awesome!! Comments ()
Bravisimo. Great pondering.
Did you write these, GusGreeper? If so, double bravisimo!Comments ()
My mum likes Neil Diamond, so I automatically tend to consider him to be shit.
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I suppose as long as he stops singing about that tart Caroline then I can deal.Comments ()
I’m disappointed in Spock. Biting off a cock is not only not logical, it’s just not cricket.
Great list!!Comments ()
THAT is a b-i-t-c-h-i-n’ selection of music ya got there.
sorry haven’t been round here every day like i would love. because i like stalking you. make no mistake, you’re my
favorite canadian EVER.Comments ()
educational indeedComments ()
Robert Palmer---> F*ck yeah
but J. Timberlake? Is that your guilty pleasure?Comments ()
just say goodbye.. frye.
a couple of my favs:
“leave her in a gator’s death roll, joel”
&
“have his murder committed by people in your commune, june”
the 2nd one because my bro-in-law’s mom’s name is june and their religion resembles a CULT.Comments ()
i think that you should have teamed up with paul simon. Garfunkle puts the art in fart. so what, right?
but then maybe i should grow a nice big perm afro and you can do spock hair cause thats kinda what pauly looks like, and i can wear
really tight stonewash jeans and a windbreaker. we will be the best collaboration since fish an chips yesss!!!
but sometimes tartar sauce is yummy... but not like aaaall the time.
ayebody sez bad things, drown ‘em in sauce, hawse.Comments ()
awesome i’d been waiting for thatComments ()
ABC kills me. go perm afro go! ha!Comments ()
the funny thing is, after all that laughing, now I have “come on, eileen” in my head... but not the gwen version, the
non-lamb 80s brit pop trash shite.Comments ()
Anonymous on Nov 1 2005, 00:48
geno geno geno geno geno!!
No Dexy’s bashing here S.V.P
i saw Motorhead last night and im still alive!!
what are the chances of that happening?Comments ()
club her with an ancient artifact at the museum, liam.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
precious.Comments ()
I LOVE THIS...it’s inspired!
Heart disease...Louise?!
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I’m dying here!Comments ()
Those are hilarious. Incidentally (and quite irrelevant), that was the first song I ever learned to sing at the age of 2.
What about...
Shit. I got nothin’.Comments ()
I never wondered why he only listed five...hee hee...I actually never really noticed, but obviously he’s not as creative and
talented as you are, my dear.Comments ()
I’m still at my office at 9pm and really needed this! Dump on the rug.
Piss in her bed, Fred. Let your puss get loosey, um, Lucy!Comments ()
I’d like her to eat banana/peanut butter sandwiches and die on the toilet. C’mon Lisa, you look like Elvis with long
hair, follow in his footsteps NOW.Comments ()
Can’t WAIT to see it! I’m fascinated! And I’ve always wanted a tattoo, but I’m pussy, and afraid to
committ.Comments ()
i heard from a reliable source that it’s going to be a brown manatee swimming in rootbeer. a less reliable source suggests that
the manatee may be wearing a party hat.
tattoos...they’re GRRRRRRRRREAT!!!!!!Comments ()
The first pic is really funny!
I actually have a daisy tattoo too. tatootoo lol.Comments ()
hehe.. good luck with the tat! Comments ()
you should get one of your own badass drawings ta2ed on your armComments ()
I finally rolled you GG. I’ve never golfed but the phrase ‘go hit some balls’ is both titillating and horrifiying.
Jeepers Greepers.Comments ()
You doing it for all the tattooed female golfers out there, your gonna rock tigers world when you go pro!
Arrr me heartiesComments ()
How cute you are...with your tats...or without them : )Comments ()
Ooh... I can’t wait to see the new ink!!!
and you are just too cute when you’re playing golf...
(sorry, but it just had to be said!)Comments ()
Yeah. Great looking... uh, ARMS.Comments ()
You missed that putt because you’re not wearing a hat.Comments ()
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i did not even know i could get a nip tattoo. you’ve opened up a whole new realm of possibilites.Comments ()
1. duct tape around the clean bandage worked every time i was cut in ten years as a chef. never even left a scar/
2. you would never be able to send me to a “clinic”
3. totally fucking hot tat, YOComments ()
he does the duct tape thing A LOT he is always duck taped he has had some pretty bad cuts that have not needed stiches so i could
tell he was ‘considering’ not going to have it looked at...i just gave have him the extra nudge.
thanks man!! can’t wait till i get a photo to tie me over till i get it finished!Comments ()
mean cat.
cool tat.
you’re where it’s at.Comments ()
your tatt is amazing! I love it and I can’t wait to hear the story behind it one day!Comments ()
Really cool pics greep. Totally cannot wait to see the tatt. Whore that arm if you have to!Comments ()
Woo! super-awesome-rad tattoo Greep. You’re one tough girl. was it totally painful? i found the skull and the butterfly bit the
most thought-provoking. Is it about re-birth? Well I’ll wait to hear the whole story when you fill us in on the story behind it
all!Comments ()
fucking.AWESOMERAD!Comments ()
i must suggest electrical tape as well... that is quite the popular look around my job site. one of my favourite carpenters has had a cut
on his finger for the last few weeks and every other day it’s a new colour... pretty sweet, trust me.Comments ()
p.s. i’m going to go pipe shopping with a friend of mine. josh doesn’t know about this. i think i’ll keep it from
him because he doesn’t approve of such behavior. i can’t help it though. I LOVE GLASS SHOPS!Comments ()
that thing is huge!!Comments ()
i know too much......
all i can say is this--thats one freaky lookin gator.
float like a butterfinger, stink like a treeComments ()
Well, we already spoke, but i’m saying it again - i’m jealous. and you know that you’re not an adult yet, when
you’re going “maybe I could work in fast food for the rest of my life, cuz i’ll never get office work again if i copy
you and finally get my half sleeve done” and then, I look at all of the condiments in my fridge and decide to spend the $$$ on
food.
I prefer being skinny and inked, but what can you do? - i’m too close to grown up, now, to turn back.
congrats and adieu, my one-armed (one-inked) friend.Comments ()
Cool tatt. Looks even better than how you were describing it!Comments ()
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you really went all-in this time, cool.
with a tatt as original as you are, the best kind, I can’t imagine just picking something off a wall.
rayrayComments ()
You’re so cool, Corinna. I’m going to have to get a tattoo because I lost a bet. I always thought tats looked cool on
other people.Comments ()
That is so sweet dude!!
that is one of the best tats EVER!
Acronym Basketball Cooler: You are the toughest man in the world! I’ve booked you and Mike Tyson in the Safeway car-park
for 14:30 on sat i reckon you’ll take him (But don’t make it look too easy, i got me some F-olding money on this one!)
Oh and wear gloves this time......
Fact of the Day:“Lemmy Kilminster of Motorhead fame used to be a roadie for Jimi Hendrix”----Fact me till i
fart!Comments ()
Hey Greep...That’z a pretty kewl tat. Quite impressive.Comments ()
hmmm, I appear to be the only going against the stream here. I’m not really fond of the design you picked, but of course, as
long as you’re happy, that’s all that matters.
Comments ()
so fucking cool, Cor.Comments ()
dude, i totally respect and appreciate your honesty! but don’t write off the possibility that you may like it once you see the whole thing
not like ONLY 10% of it and hear the back story AND see it when it is done and i can actually get a photo of it. also i didn’t pick the
design i designed it myself and had it drawn. Comments ()
i like it a lot. can’t wait for the back story and photo.Comments ()
So how did I miss this post?!?
I really DO like it... the tattoo is coming out really good!
The lines look solid, the coloring is great, I can’t wait to see how the colored part at the tail sets it all off... the little bit of
concentrated color always adds a totally cool effect!
Good job!Comments ()
i’m scary...
i even scare scary people sometimes.
hmm... i’ve heard that somewhere before...Comments ()
apparently, i am a little bit scary... i’ll have to work to get to your level.Comments ()
Hmm, I too was deemed scary but the blogthings god. My inner child was twisted. Something that is apparent to most. Except me,
that whole denial thing I have goin’ on.Comments ()
i did consider it. Comments ()
i live in denial Sunday thru Thursday: 8am till midnight. Fridays: 8am till 5pm, then i practice sanity and ‘real life’ for
50 minutes, let it linger a bit and then Saturday is my ‘free’ day.Comments ()
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this girl I work with has the shaw version and really likes itComments ()
it is a version of it but the box is like over 500.00 dollars. shaw are assholes i hate them. not to mention the millions a month to watch
regular shit.
TiVo’s start at like 50 bucks in the united states of america man
i must find out more.Comments ()
if you moved to Philly you’d be closer to me... But I want to include you on my possible Blogger tour of Canada....Comments
()
that gorgon looks like johnny depp or am i like totally seein things? i mustttt take the quiz... i bet my monster looks like tom smothers.
run away!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
TiVo? I almost bought one tonight.
Canada sounds pretty cool. You guys sure can churn out some comedians!Comments ()
okay well i don’t have tivo but if you come to philadelphia you can sleep on my pull out couch and watch my comcast digital
cable...Comments ()
When I was little and I thought about Philadelphia, I would think about Benjamin Franklin and the Liberty Bell and that sort of
“America-Fuck-Yeah” stuff the grade school teachers pound into our minds when we’re kids... Now I just think
of that movie with Tom Hanks in it where he’s the gay guy dying of AIDS and gets fired from his law firm. That’s a sad
movie. But it’s good. He won an Oscar for it.
So, that’s totally got nothing to do with TiVO, I know. But I always thought Canada was pretty cool. Knowing you guys
don’t have TiVo doesn’t change that for me Comments ()
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! That is the BEST tat ever! I envy you. I’m doin’ it right now.Comments ()
My mother is in love with serial killer books and TV shows, watches Discovery Health 24/7, etc. I think you two would get along
famously.Comments ()
Y’all don’t have XM Satellite Radio either, do you?? That’s reason enough to move, I assure you. Comments
()
if you watch tv through your computer it can do the same things as tivo without having to pay for tivoComments ()
ha I got “you are not scary” Pretty funny, considering I just started the zombie blog and all.Comments ()
I’m scary but have a nice edge. I guess that’s the sanity edge, the one that I’m falling off of that is. Okay...so
you have snakes for hair...I had a pussy cat on mine...we can all be friends just the same.Comments ()
Philadelphia?!!!!!!!!...The southern California coast is where it’s at!Comments ()
just one thing, my feathered friend, and no it’s not like i think you have the same cat as me or anything
winnie the pooh was born in white river, in northern ontario.
her owner, a.a. milne (Comments ()
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send me a pic of the whole tat ok?Comments ()
I was born here.Comments ()
Living outside Philly and having been there more than enough... I have to ask “why?” It can’t be for our fine
sports teams can it?Comments ()
I guess you’ve read Helter Skelter then?Comments ()
OHMIGOD! i DO NOT hate it. i adore it. good lord, if i had half the guts and taste and creativity to sport something that awesomerad, i
would certainly post more pictures. it’s fantastic, gus.Comments ()
Your cooler than me. I don’t know what Tivo is. There are also many others reasons why your cooler than me but im feeling
fragile so wont list them at presentComments ()
why’s everyone so down on philly? i love my neighbourhood... it’s just everyone one the road and the darn tourists
that suck!Comments ()
quibble quibble milne never owned the bear per se, it was loaned to the london zoo by a vetrinary officer (yes vets served to take care
of the cavalry) at the start of the war but his stay became permanent after four years there. he was bought from a trapper for 20
clambones. i wonder what 20 bucks bought you back in 1914..... probly a model T and a hooker. he must have really wanted that
bear.Comments ()
my stay in phully was too breef! all the haters need to eat a cheese steak and go see marcel duchamp at the art gallery and die. and
the cream cheese for the sakes!Comments ()
hehe adam got that one.
snakes for hair WOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Comments ()
I FEEL SO SPECIAL THAT ONE HAS GOTTEN CREEPY LIKE ME YET!Comments ()
you know i always feel like an ass when i have to say NO to this questions cause i get it a lot.
BUT i have still read A LOT on him
as you know being a reader here i am very anal about my books one of the only things i have ever ‘highlighted’ in a
book (it is paper back after all) is this passage from the profiler of all profilers John Douglas from one of is earlier books, MIND
HUNTER, on page 116:
“but significantly, when i asked manson why he hadn’t gone in and participated in the killings, he explained, as if we
were dense, that he was on parole at the time and couldn’t risk his freedom by violating that”
i have always found this to be beyond insane but i can’t help it, it makes me laugh.Comments ()
sweet that means we both rock super hard.Comments ()
i know i was totally JUST going to email you when your comment came in to tell you peeps were busting up philly and you may need
to come and defend/represent.Comments ()
LOL! i was just singing that song two weeks ago.Comments ()
We don’t have Tivo here either! grrrr
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Is Tivo like digital tv, because if it’s that, then we do have it.Comments ()
we have digital but we can’t stop pause or rewind tv without spending hundreds of dollars. it is LAME.Comments ()
i have a dell i am dells bitch.Comments ()
i hear she wrote this song while working at pizza hut.
its so hard to stifle the aneurysm jokes...Comments ()
That’s the spirit!Comments ()
at least you get some decent hockey to watch! We don’t even really get it on the TV Comments ()
Correct words are overrated. Though there’s nothing worse than being at a concert and having the person next to you singing
at the top of their lungs and getting the words wrong! Acceptable behaviour anywhere but at a live performance Comments ()
ahhh, the price of convenience hey. You don’t REALLY want to move to philly do you??Comments ()
for the love of ABC’s sister SLC i’d move anywhere Comments ()
Booing is always a sign of low class. ‘Tuzzi made a mistake and paid for it. Move on, Flamers.
What they really are voicing is tei jealosy of Vancouver. Many of them in Calgary moved away from there and wish they
hadn’t.Comments ()
you are so damn, cute!
My husband was watching the Wings vs St. Louis tonight, and I went in the bedroom and sat there and watched the game and
thought of you. A girl I’ve never met, miles and miles away. Isn’t blogging the awesomest?Comments ()
we have yet to watch a canucks vs red wings game i will have to look it up and see when we play!!
i know i freak myself thinking of you and some other kickass jerks too Comments ()
flat things that are good:
1)televisions
2)pizza
3)notes
the prairies are more like bike tires and beer-- flat things that suck. see you in the playoffs.
there would be no alberta without bert.Comments ()
That’s so f*ckin’ fantastic, I can hardly stand it. Design one for me!Comments ()
Very cool girlie. And hell yeah, move to Philly wouldja?Comments ()
holy shit, i fucking love the tatt--you’re making me want to get one. (i’ve actually been thinking about it, but i
can’t decide what design i want.) and you’re hot. and i think about you, too. the greeper haunts me
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thoughts.Comments ()
Ok, I have to admit the design looks nicer on you than on paper. Comments ()
my cat hates being tortured by flying skull-butterflies too.Comments ()
Calgary Fans Dream Of Being Wings Fans.Comments ()
I really should get at least one tat before I die.Comments ()
Hey Gus, you don’t have to wait long. Detroit plays at Vancouver on Nov. 13th. Now That Is Awesomerad.Comments ()
yours looks cool but i aint ever gonna get one. Dont think it suits the dorknessComments ()
Wow!!! That is really cool. You are really cool.
I just posted about PMS. We are so much alike. Thanks for coming looking for me while I was gone. Comments ()
I never knew what that song actually said. Awesome!Comments ()
very well done. the tattoo looks great.Comments ()
Wow...I looove your new cat...love it...& stop itching...it’s contagious...that goodness PMS isn’t...or is it?Comments ()
thanks for your comment!! haven’t seen you here before....
people always forget that shit happens! as if moore is the only player to be seriously injured in an accident and what the fuck do
Calgary fans think they have to do with it?
oh i was SO MAD! Comments ()
i enjoy the wings/canucks rivarly...i gots online and offline wings fan friends. it gets heated but FUN. i am pretty sure we won against
you guys in like the first game we played this season but i know you guys will take us at some point...of course! but regardless the
games between vancouver and detroit are always good!Comments ()
crazy tat!
i have a tattoo of me that covers my entire bodyComments ()
you are now my wallpaper on my pc.Comments ()
holey moley!! that totally kicks ass!! you rock!!Comments ()
Yeah the STUPID Montreal fans boo Eric Lindros every time he touches the puck this year because he didn’t want to play
there and they are a bunch of whiny jerks. Comments ()
see i don’t like lindros (although i used to LOVE him) BUT i would NEVER ever boo him. JERKS!
if gilmore hadn’t of retired it may have been booing times twoComments ()
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Beautiful. Very beautiful. (BTW, your comment on travel post made my day. Thanks.)Comments ()
check this out - just read hte book and thought you migth liek reading about a writer who also experiences the exorcism when writing
http://carmenandjane.blogspot.com/Comments ()
Yowza. Sweet-ass tat.Comments ()
Well...good luck with the itching. The tattoo is very cool and Gus probably super loves it too. You have my sympathy with what you
are going through big time! Better you than me...itching and me do not get along.Comments ()
I laugh every time I hear Ozzy Osborne singing “No bone movies” because it sounds like No Bowel Movements to me.
Which may be more important to him considering the amount of dog poop he has to scuffle aorund these days.Comments ()
It’s so big! I bet that hurt. (Can you tell I’m a big puss about tattoos? I have none)
*giggles* I wonder what your folks will say...Comments ()
yes given that we aren’t offically speaking i have said to adam a few times that they must be freaking out..i was like do you
think my mom cried when she saw it????? my dad had issues with my back tattoo as it would/will show in a wedding dress...so i can
only imagine what he’d have to say about the arm... Comments ()
thank you and you are very welcome!!
i hope things are going ok over there for you...Comments ()
ooooohh Slimy and vaseliney...But still SO COOL!Comments ()
nice one cor. Tattoos are not my thing but I don’t mind them on other people as long as they’re not lame tats, and
your tatoo is so not lame, it’s awesome Not as provocative as the nipple tatoos but still awesome Comments ()
WOW!! That is so AWESOMERAD! I love it. I LOVE IT!Comments ()
gday corinna(if inserting needles under your skin is enough),that looks fucking terrrific mate! fuck i love it!
doooooood! where the fuck are your fucking assmats?????
get up those cunce.
brill tatt.makes mine look gay........Comments ()
you have a tatooo? scary.Comments ()
Fucking.Kick.Ass.
I’m SO jealous!Comments ()
Very cool tat, and it’s nice to meet the other person how read “The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and
Clay”... It looks like [in the picture] your double jointed and it freaked me out
~PVPeevedComments ()
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Very flash! Let your Dad know not to worry, that the design and color choice of your (alleged) wedding dress will match the tat
Comments ()
this one makes 5 Comments ()
I love you Corrina!
I know all about bad moods.
And being without the internet. The move almost killed me. Comments ()
You can delete my link if it’ll make you feel better. As long as you don’t stop reading. Comments ()
Binsk and Paul: you are both two of my favourites and you have both been by me from the beginning! you’d have to ban me
before i’d stop reading either of you Comments ()
hmm.. about high school: i liked nothing about it.
also. personally.. my button links.. are for me. i’m not doing anyone a favor with them being there. they are more handy than a
bookmark. that said.. i do have at least 1 i need to get rid of because he doesn’t even POST on that blog anymore.
you could totally unlink me too. i know it’s not because you don’t like me anymore. Comments ()
im not going to unlink anyone...im doing this thing were i don’t let my all or nothing thinking run my life anymore...it’s
been working really well for me i only unlink if people don’t update or ‘disappear’.
my links are the blogs i read, cept some i have been lazy about putting up cause tab reading makes it easy to get linking lazy. im glad
you understand what i am saying/ranting though!
and you were the VERY first! Comments ()
i am ‘un-linkable’.go on,try it.your head will explode and your vagina will heal up.like,INSTANTLY.
high school was gay.fun but gay.
HAH! loved the tea towel poses corinnnna!sexypants was kinda hoping for one with adam in........
true about non-blogging friends.NONE of my mates blog and ive stoppped mentioning it as their faces explain that even though theyre
nodding and larfing,they have absolutely no idea what im talking about.gayLORDS! xoxoxComments ()
Hey
Being grumpy Sucks Ass. Happens to me all the time and is such an effort to stop!
I would NEVER EVER want to relive my high school years. I loved my time there, but knowing what I know now, there was so much
stupid shit going on then. Life gets better as you get older, I reckon!
I told all my friends about my blog early this year, and I know some of them read it, but they rarely comment or even acknowledge it
when we talk in real life. I didn’t bother telling them the new address when I changed it. If they care, they can ask me!
I can’t believe someone unlinked you cause you didn’t read their blog for a couple of days.Comments ()
I’ve been unlinked by a few people and it did get to me. It’s like my blog isn’t worth reading anymore because I
don’t read theirs. I read the blogs because I like them. They don’t have to respond and comment on mine. Yours,
Corinna, is a great blog which I read at work when I’m feeling unloved and mistreated by THE MAN, when I need something
smart and real. The fact that your dig mine too is a bonus.
You’re so right. It’s very high school of people to unlink you.
You’re aces and no mistake. A friend abroad.
xxxComments ()
OUCH! Fuck that for a bag of laughs. Looks fucking gorgeous but fucking painful too!Comments ()
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FUCK YEAH!!!
You tell ‘em Corinna! i’m fucking sick and tired of shitty fucking people saying things like “add a comment and
i’ll comment you back” COMMENT ON WHAT!?!?Especially if you don’t even know me! what the hell do they
want me to fucking say? “Man, all 5 of my dogs have fleas i just spent 3 hours up to my elbows in stinking tea tree shampoo
only to find out i’m the one with the cocking fleas” or “Remember last night at the pub when we all chipped in
£12 and put the first Ramones album on the jukebox 40 times?” oh no i forgot you live in fucking Turkey/Peru/Sri Lanka and
all you ever say is “I’m a bit bummed....comment please” Fuck you! I’ve got bigger fish to fry with my
life you mono-phrased cabbage!! like training for the world air guitar championship (actually true, thats what all that Brian Mayden
stuff is about!) or seeing if i can fit 14 pints of Guinness in my body or filing my sandwiches in the cabinet under “S” at
work or seeing how long i can go without blinking or ANYTHING other than comment on your retarded blog for no other reason than
to say “you’re bummed....don’t be.....comment please.”
if anyone has ever done this to me hear this :
"I HATE YOU, AND I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY LIFE THAN HEAR YOU WHINE!!!
Corinna you are right man i think you and Antone Bertram Claude rock like a 70’s style AC/DC world tour and thats why i read
your blog and post interesting comments here....keep up the wickedawesomeradsupertiptop work jerk!!Comments ()
i am allergic to socks, monkeys, gravty, cavities, rabbit treesComments ()
I saw a story this morning on Good Morning America that said cats may cause Schizophrenia...just lettin ya know.
The sock monkeys rock. It must be the time of year b/c I am trying to get ready for a craft show, I have been home sick for 2 days and
still couldn’t get my lazy ass to start making purses, mirrors, etc for this damn thing! It’s in a week! I’m not
gonna sell shite since I won’t have shite to sell! Good luck getting your ass in gear to make the monks.Comments ()
That is the most Stephen King lookin’ cat I’ve ever seen in “real life.”
And if I was on the receiving end of a GusGreeper’fied sock monkey, I’d want you to go crazy on mine with some
whacked out homemade outfit...of duct tape, or maybe sweet tart wrappers fashioned into bows.
Just lettin’ you know in case I ever offer up some cashiola to crank out a monkey for me.Comments ()
the monkeys are FREE from the goodness of our hearts.
we don’t charge...it just takes some people a really long time to get their monkeys as the title demonstrates.Comments ()
oh geezer! i would NEVER unlink you.
i can not believe i did not think to take risqué photos of adam in the tea towel!!!! granted it may not be appropriate for my girlfriend to
take THOSE type photos...if we EVER get a digital i’ll see what i can do Comments ()
i know man i hate being grumpy but this time of year i am always grumpy.
had my internet not gone down like that i wouldn’t even have brought it up but it was bugging the crap out of me because i
couldn’t help not thinking about it with not being able to get on line for that long.
high school is one of the reasons that i have a weekly (it doesn’t cost me a penny) psychiatrist, i almost didn’t make it
out.Comments ()
i can not believe anyone would unlink you!! you are pure talent, such a good person, a great friend as i can also tell from steve and so
modest considering your accomplishments already in life Comments ()
IF you are seriously training for the world air gi-tar championships i HAVE to get in on this. i wish i had some way i could prove my
skills....or at least show them off.
thanks dude abc and i think you are super cool and rad tooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!! you make us laugh A LOT
Comments ()
are you worried about me getting schizophrenia or the monkeys? Comments ()
SUCKS TO BE YOU!!Comments ()
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the sockmonkeys will kill you if you let them.Comments ()
gusgreeper definitely looks like she’s having evil thoughts. i’m sure she is thinking of an elaborate plan to vaporize
the sock monkeys.Comments ()
Gus is nuts! Look at her. I love it.
And I love the monkeys.Comments ()
*egomaniacal laughter*
i can’t WAIT to get mine. ... wait.. i am getting one, right?
i’ve checked out your sock monkey section. it’s pretty damned fun. it reminds me of being a kid. because we totally
had sock monkeys then. it’s a poor kid toy, all.the.way.
oh and gus looks like QUEEN OF THE MONKEYS in that photo with her brilliant green eyes all aflame. it’s sock monkey
makin’ weather. although, i will be working on other crafts instead.. as i have no monkey making materials. and i’d
really rather have one that YOU make.. because sock monkeys with ghetto chimpanzee asses ROCK the fucking world like NO
ONE’S BUSINESS!
fuck.. this is like a mini-post. josh is watching the new episode of smallville.. good god, i hate TV.Comments ()
So THAT’s Gus Greeper. Cute. But evil.Comments ()
Dr Vegas rocks my world seven shades of rock!
He is rock’n’Roll Personified.
He is awesome!Comments ()
Nice tat! Looks like it hurt a lot though.Comments ()
Ack! I’ve been guilty of linking then unlinking some blogs.Comments ()
do you guys have a digital camera now or did you use a loaner?Comments ()
yup yours will come with some buckleys Comments ()
that was taken last year we are still without camera. my girlfriend took all the tattoo photos and the ones that will be up of the stuff
from Australia very soon.Comments ()
I’m more scared of those creepy critters underneath that cat.Comments ()
I want one.Comments ()
Do americans believe everything they see on tv?
I saw a documentary the other day about american devolutionary trends, and it said that by the year 2035 the average american will
be twice as fat and half as smart as they are now... scary huh?Comments ()
i’m a big believer that if you’ve got nothing to say, you should say nothing (my friends may contest this point). I
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don’t read you every day... I don’t do ANYTHING every day, but I do read everything whenever I do stop by. I have
no idea who reads my blog except when they comment. I link people so I don’t have to remember who I read and where their
blog lives. But I haven’t linked eveyone I read, or deleted people I don’t. Can people actually tell who is reading their
blog, wtf, hows that work???
I think people that demand comments are way too self involved, but to each their own I guess. I liked high school (i didn’t
have to work too hard) but hated the people. Strangely i’ll usually acknowledge (for some reason I can’t remember
how to spell that) or talk to people I know from highschool, unless I can’t remember their name (I used to know almost
everyones name even if I didn’t know them) in which case I might just wave and keep walking. My friends find it strange, as
this is not something they do, but yeah, I just feel compelled to say hi to people I know.
A guy from highschool who I was a real cunt to was in one of my uni classes, we sat together and became friends, he’s a
good guy, and i’m not sure what the moral to this story was. I’m going to stop writing now Comments ()
that’s one heroic monkeyComments ()
you ain’t got nothin on me vegas!Comments ()
word.Comments ()
i will break your back......like so.......
with my knee!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
GUS IS SO GOOD LOOKING!!!! I just want to pick her up and never put her down! She looks like Queen of the monkeys up there on
her monkey pyramid.
I can’t wait for my sock monkey.. I’m gonna take it everywhere with me!Comments ()
He is so badass!Comments ()
you better share him with geezer i don’t want you two getting in any fights over him or her! Comments ()
poser monkey Comments ()
Looks like the ‘hangman’ or the local executioner. Working on the side monkey?Comments ()
Kill ‘Em All, Gus, Kill ‘Em All
Gouge out their beady little eyes.Comments ()
If Dr. Vegas had a knife, he would probably kill someone. He’s got that Norman Bates look in his eyes.Comments ()
It looks like he’s planning to take over the world!Comments ()
Triumph of the Darned Sock!!!Comments ()
To me Gus looks like the cover of a Conan novel.
Atop a pile of his vanquished enemies, his unquenched fury still burns bright, a beacon to those who still need their asses handed to
them.Comments ()
i sooooooooooo can’t freakin’ wait!
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you have to tell me 2 colours that you really really like. i e-mailed you. thought i’d mention it here as well. Comments ()
Nice.Comments ()
Dr Vegas is the man!
Look at him, he’s one funky monkey
he’ll flip ya! he’ll flip ya for real!Comments ()
Monkey! very nice puppetComments ()
doooood.gus greeper looks fucking eeeeeevil below.and hot...
doooood,is Dr. Vegas an ‘African Canadian’?he does have a big black head after all.he looks fucking hot too.for a
sock.
doooood,how have you been?hows your future husband,the highly UNGAY Adam?
xoxoxoComments ()
Ain’t he cute...Comments ()
And four add fwee is LOVE.
Comments ()
I know the feeling. I had to take some math courses though for my job and once I got the hang of it I LIKED math if you can believe
it!!! Because when it works out it’s like solving a puzzle or a crossword or winning a game, it’s very
satisfying.Comments ()
make me a monkey!Comments ()
Sarah will do that to you...she’s amazing. Must be a Canadian thing. Comments ()
He’s a wrestler?Comments ()
i took math with the football players in college.Comments ()
if the demand for monkeys keeps up we may have to figure something out (beyond what we planned on for this year) Comments ()
the 4th time i am happy to report that i got it under control (but still did shed ‘some’ tears)...the 2nd time i saw her i was crying so hard
i was embarrassed - it rivalled the ugly cry.Comments ()
AS IF I WOULD CRY AT A RAFFI CONCERT!!!!Comments ()
dr. v tends to take on many different personas. here he is simply showing his dominance, he is very upset about the ‘new
batch’ taking over the apt. we TOLD him the mask would do nothing but make him look like a criminal.Comments ()
diggler or hung dong which ever name you are going by on this day...you are obviosuly suffering from some sort of multiple
personality disorder or you are a gemini.
you....me christmas...lets wrestle.Comments ()
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don’t feel bad, adam really did cry at a raffi concert when he was like 12.
if, of course, by raffi concert you mean the time he said good morning and i kicked him in the jewels.Comments ()
Q: What is the difference between a Ph.D. in mathematics and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four...Comments ()
when something good happens to a good cowboy, that’s good.
when something bad happens to a good cowboy, that’s bad.
when something bad happens to a bad cowboy, that’s good.
when something good happens to a bad cowboy, that’s bad.
and sometimes when you win or lose you actually tie.
oh, and sometimes when you tie you actually win or lose.Comments ()
I have a friend who did a seminar to prepare for a mature age entry exam for university, and she said that she used to fear maths too.
She got bullied at school and ended up leaving when she was 15 and has always felt like she was a bit dumb just because of that.
She said that doing the course gave her a lot more confidence and that it wasn’t actually as hard as she always thought it
was. You can do it
xoxoComments ()
Math is very logical, it follows rules, and it makes sense. For fear of sounding like a big nerd, I like math. If you stop and think about
it, and apply the ‘rules’ it all works out nicely. I’ll teach you grasshopper. If you think about it in terms of
everyday examples it’s easy too. For example, if Todd Bertuzzi scores 3 goals in 4 straight games, Paul gets 0 points
because he doesn’t have him in his pool, so 3x4 = 0Comments ()
i never cry at the funny things. unless it’s a clown who has pwnt me.Comments ()
i hope you get to that point. it’s a good release.
pinkandgreenpinkandgreen i am working on something that is pinkandgreen. i should have guessed those colours. LOOK AT THIS
SITE! Comments ()
you are looking at a woman who had to retake basic math..
3 times.
i am not ashamed to admit that.. i.. am mathematically challenged.
but i’m still good in bed.Comments ()
hehe.. the only concert i’ve ever been to was weird al.
try crying at a weird al concert.. i dare you.Comments ()
I find my depression doesn’t allow me to cry, unless I watch really sad movies. It sucks being this way.Comments ()
I Like them! but then i have the level of style and taste as a used beige caravan thats been shot into the centre of the sun and then
spat back out again only to land in Scunthorpe/Morcambe (i couldn’t decide which was more style and taste devoid)
Huzzah!Comments ()
Glasses are way stupid...but a necessary evil. Bleh!Comments ()
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Wear glasses. they are rad.Comments ()
HO SAID... pwnt *glitch* ]]]....error....FATAL ERROR...END PROGRAMComments ()
You should see my glasses that I wear for fun. I like glasses. Glasses rule. Mostly on girls.Comments ()
What did you expect? Magic would hold your frameless glasses together? Were you shoving them in there like double monocles?
Monocles! Am I spelling monocles right? Look what you’ve done to me!Comments ()
I’m guessing you don’t mean Post Modern Socks ...........hmmmmmm or even:
Post Modern Sock-monkeys........
Interesting.Comments ()
well i can’t say much about the glasses they look fine to me but your hair is gorgeous!
i just saw that movie last night Corinna Corinna and I thought about you.....not because u resemble Whoopie Goldberg or that kid, but
the name....oh i guess u wuda caught on to that yourself, huh?! i’m so tired....forgive me.Comments ()
NON!Comments ()
Nice specs...sorry they hurt your ears...but they make for some great scanner art.Comments ()
they are secsay.. it’s a shame they harm you. and the frameless pieces of shit, that’s infuriating. ya pay good money
for the damn things. hopefully there is some sort of guarantee on them???
i have a pair of oval shaped lovelies, i like them very much. but for some reason the lenses keep on getting cracks in them! and
i’m super careful with them. i’ve had the lenses replaced once already. i need to take them back in, but having to rely
on my contacts until they get them done is a huge pain in the ass.
thanks for all the birthday well wishes, i feel very special.Comments ()
You poor thing. But you have nice hair and boobs to distract attention away from the big red mark. Comments ()
i hear you
You cry when you want and nevermind about what people say, if they care they won’t judge.Comments ()
album cover coolComments ()
see this one i can do: if todd scores 3 goals in 4 straight games at 1 point a goal i get 12 points cause i have him in MY pool. 3x4
really does equal 12 here. BUT i used a calculator.Comments ()
it all started to go down hill in math 10 i got taken out of math 10 put in 10A passed 10A had to pass 11A to get into 11 somehow
passed 11A took math 11 and failed it miserably and tried to take it again BUT then i got hit in the ass with a horse shoe and they
changed the grad requirements THAT VERY YEAR so you could grad with 11A so i dropped 11 likely THAT DAY.
somehow i got out of Canadian high school without french either...adam says “that is impossible” but i KNOW i only
took it till grade 9 i may not even have passed grade 9 french i can’t remember.Comments ()
i laughed HARD but adam almost died when he read that Comments ()
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i do not go to very many concerts at all cause of my stupid headaches. LAME. even by the end of a sarah concert i am holding my
head.
i could cry at a weird al concert FOR SURE! i’d be laughing so hard i’d be crying. i totally used to have his
cds.Comments ()
LOVE these shots. i like the glasses too. i really think these are so creative.. you can gather all of them and create a book, i would
buy it. they are always so very creative and interesting.
i also like how your hair looks in these.
great job girl Comments ()
i love how there is so much feeling in this piece, it’s so honest and fragile. i have always believed that crying is good for the
soul so i can understand how you would want too.
beautiful, revealing post!Comments ()
i can understand but fyi some jobs don’t require math so don’t worry ok? Comments ()
The glasses look cool, but comfort is king.Comments ()
xoxoxComments ()
Hey I just realised that we have some armani sunnies that neither of us will ever wear...Geezer’s mum gave them to us,
someone she knew gave them to her.. shall I send them to you? (they’re square shaped ones)Comments ()
I didn’t see any glasses. Boobies I did see. Nice.Comments ()
shame the glasses hurt.. but you gotta love them.. GEEKS UNITE!! Comments ()
dont talk to me about georgio armani.....
foster grant foreverComments ()
wow, heavy.Comments ()
Yes, but you LOOK incredibly sexy. So it’s worth it.Comments ()
time for lasikComments ()
Get LASIK. Problem solved.Comments ()
Awh, poor baby. Go to Windsor and see Dr Tafor. He changed my life.Comments ()
Les sorcieres sort le soir,
Les phantomes aussi,
Le ciel est tout noir,
Les nuages sont gris,
Est-ce que tu as peur,
De cet nuit?
Oh, Monsieur,
Oui oui oui oui oui!
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deux plus deux sont quatreComments ()
i can see your boobs through that lovely blue shirt.Comments ()
Whoa! That was a post and a half! I didn’t realise that “the package” would inspire such majestic prose! Love
the Snowman review, I’ll be telling them all about it! And I’ll definitely be sending you the new album when it comes
out (early next year, I think).
I totally missed that kangaroo porn when I was looking at the tea towel! That’s some weird-arse shit! I can only assume that
the kangaroo going down is supposed to be a joey and it wants to get in the pouch, but it is WAY too big!
Yay for arse-mats! I think Geezer and I will be getting ours out on break for a few meals with grandma when she comes to stay with
us.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I must listen to some snowman...
xoxoxoComments ()
be sure an’ tell the band that we are enjoying the record so thoroughly that we are only in phase orange of listening.
that’s red-orange-yellow-green-blue-indigo-violent. my friends all learned the rainbow as Roy G. Biv, but my pappy taught it to
me as Vibgyor. sounds way russian and way cool.
yall need a mix tape.
hugs an kicks, spankyComments ()
I will definitely tell them! I like Vibgyor better too! Totally foreign! You’d probably enjoy their demo stuff as well (similar, but
there are some songs that aren’t on the EP). xxoComments ()
this is also what i figure...that it is in fact a joey but i can’t be 100% sure it is not kangaroo porn there is just not enough
‘real’ proof Comments ()
god i love your scans!Comments ()
that is some funny shite! I almost want to just send you a package so I can see what you post about it and how you pose with the
goods! You and Adam are a tripComments ()
damn. Do you do pilates??Comments ()
Naughty as usual! You are a minx!Comments ()
Ok....where to start,
Abercrombie Bolton Charlton: You realise that you will never be able to use that Tea Towel for it’s intended perporse with out
thinking about your girl prancing around in it.....Try not dropping wet plates with that on your mind boyo!!
Snowman rocks, because it sounds nothing like this:
For the love of god don’t click here!
Corinna: don’t be puzzled by Gus’ eating habits, i have been known to eat many a meal in such a fashion, ok you get
the odd hair-ball, But ultimately a more satisfying sense of achivement with every chew!!Comments ()
so uh, would the boy like to adapt this for a guest post on the zombie blog? It even kinda fits this month’s theme...Comments
()
i am allergic to australiansComments ()
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by the way, never make that face againComments ()
i love u! u have no idea how much!
you are a GOD AMONGST WOMEN AND PEOPLE ALIKE! YOU ROCK!
(oh sorry bout sheela...it was a dare...and i cudn’t say it....sorry...it’s mitz it IS!!Comments ()
Whoa. That is hardcore Kango-porn. And I’ve seen my fair share of Kango-porn.Comments ()
(Re: the pictures of you in the tea towel)
Oh my.Comments ()
he be at work right now but if you check this before he comments tonight...just send him an email to my gusgreeper mail and tell him
what you’d like..i bet he’d love to Comments ()
FIERCE kangeroo porn!! i love it!
and i throw my food on the floor before eating it too. that’s natural.Comments ()
the next couple of years may just ROCK if we win the lottery we’d get to go to st. andrews with lyvvie and maja and geezer
could totally introduce me to steve irwin.Comments ()
Love those pics of you with the map, you are WAY too cool for school, for a lot of things really Corinna.Comments ()
i licked the monitor.Comments ()
miss corinna, you are sooo hawt!Comments ()
Those are the most raddest/awesomest pictures EVER!!! And those marsupials are totally fucking around. I don’t care what
anyone else says.Comments ()
You are absolutely hilarious. Loved the post. I’ll have to come back more frequently.Comments ()
Tee hee! Those bloody Kiwis!Comments ()
i had to come back again. i had too. and i was afraid to click the link to geezer’s arse, but since i’ve already seen his
balls, i figured, no harm, no foul...LAUGHED SO HARD I SWEAR TO GOD!
I want to meet them too...maybe they’ll come to Canada and we could all have a big blogoramic night out, or
something...I’ll never get to Australia at this rate...but neva say neva....LOVE THIS POST> LOVE IT!
(and that FACE IS PRICELESS NEVER MIND WHAT CLAY SAYS) xo
...gay.Comments ()
You should become a tea towel modelComments ()
Cool tea towel! Did it itch, or was it soft?
Oh! Oh! Oh! That album title reminded me of my FAVORITE album title.
It was by the Dickies, and the title was “Stukas over Disneyland”
I don’t even know what the music was like, just LOVED the picture of the Nazi divebomber descending upon
Cinderella’s castle.Comments ()
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That tea towel is massive! You could dry some big dishes with that
We’d like to see you in aus too Comments ()
I hope you threw Chewbacca away after that 1!! All the same, the mats pictures more than made up for the hairy ass! Have a good
1.Comments ()
mitz you are the best! im very glad i found you jerk face
you are too kind Comments ()
thank you kindly! i went to your blog and now i can’t figure how would of found me? it seems very cool there i’ll be
going back Comments ()
HAHAHAH good thing i emailed Maja i was like KIWIS???? their gonna FLIP Comments ()
Two of my favorite things: Coffee and Canadians. In a cup. Canadians taste nice. Comments ()
Uhm, Great Canadian Coffee .. but it’s made from Colombian and Kenyan beans? When did we invade those countries? I
knew I should have been paying attention to the news!Comments ()
When do Mitzzee, you, and I get to go out for drinks with Geezer and Maja?Comments ()
im going to go with border and smuggling on this one Comments ()
NOT SOON ENOUGH!! don’t forget non-gay abc he’s cool too Comments ()
just think if you came to visit you could drink our coffee from a cup every single day. this is SUCH a cool country we have
here.Comments ()
this is how they sold soylent green. dont believe it. its a smooth and mellow blend of PEOPLE!!!!
ima tell chuck to bring his guns.Comments ()
“A Smooth & Mellow Blend” from Canada? Sounds like Anne Murray...Comments ()
Nice Work Maja. Tea towel for gawds sake? Send Corinna a bloody hanky instead.
Kangaroos do that all the time down here Corinna. Afterwards they get so haawt they run amok down the mainstreet and we swat
them like flies with our mudgards.
And then we eat them with a plum sauce Comments ()
Buenos dias, I say in my best Juan Valdez impersonation.
Look, I have an ass in your grocery aisle! How can that be anything but suggestive of the excellent quality of my bean-based hot
beverige?Comments ()
Yes, I do.Comments ()
honestly... i prefer tea. drink it every day.
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i bought some bacon from canada.. no.. not canadian bacon. the strip kind that sizzles in all the fatty juices kind. it’s maple
smoked and fucking delicious. i put it in some tater soup.
now i want to eat soup. thanks. lovely canadian.Comments ()
*laughing at ABC* “smooth and mellow blend of PEOPLE!”
haha. still laughing.Comments ()
Canadian coffee, what will they think of next? Canadian beer?
Canadian bread?Comments ()
hmmm, I should probably post in my blog instead of reading yours... no wait, as well as. Mwaa ha ha. Maybe after.
Hey, if and when you come to australia you could chow down on some kangaroo They’re pretty tasty when they’re
cooked right Comments ()
Do I? Okay then.Comments ()
I would have to say Kangaroo meat must be kinda tuff... the look all ripped and shit.
A kangaroo dumstick must be out of this world.... unless you get the tiny dino legs from the front. If I ever get to Oz I am eating that
stupid wizard behind the screen.
Oh yes and ToTo too! Waahahahaha (cackle)Comments ()
Dude check out number 77!!Comments ()
I love those monkeys. You have inspired me to modelise my expansive range of manakins...Comments ()
English coffee is called Earl Grey. The secret? It’s not coffee.Comments ()
I’m partial to the .79 free refill coffeeComments ()
smooth, mellow, polite, and stardized healthy. Delicious!Comments ()
you are so damn cute.Comments ()
“President’s Choice”??? Hahaha. “We’ve replaced George W.’s Folger’s
Crystals with crystal meth. Let’s see what happens...”
Thank you, Canada, for helping him pick out a brand.
Oh, wait, do you guys have a president?Comments ()
The whip stitch is a hand sewn stitch formed by passing the needle through the edge of the fabric always from the same side, whip
stitch encases the edge of the fabric in a spiral of thread.
I also learned that the whip stitch is NOT an appropriate button hole stitch and would have only be used by someone that did not
know how to sew, to repair an item when no other choice was available.Comments ()
watch now everyone will know what it is but us.
we did find a picture of what you described but it looked like such a pussy stitch i was like WHATEVER the stitch we are using is
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stronger.
this ‘pattern’ we found obviously wants people to make shoddy monkeys i bet THEY do not even use this ‘whip’ stitch,
they likely use the one we’re using. i beat them at their own game i know i did.
thanks dude, next time i will come to you first Comments ()
non, but if we did i bet she/he would drink it and think it was the best coffee EVER.
our prime minister is a moron and i’d prefer it if he didn’t drink ‘great’ coffee. Comments ()
probably a whip stitch. it’s the simplest.
paul explained very well.
shoddy monkeys.. how dare those fuckers!
your monkeys are of a superior make!
they can withstand cat attacks and render mighty humpings!Comments ()
It’s about now that i would have some kind of wit hidden up my sleeve and i’d say something along the lines of
“A STITCH IN TIME......yada yada yada”
but i’m all out of wit this week.....i can’t even blog.
a thousand pardons
apple bananna carrot: “ever heard of the arctic monkeys?”
interesting.......
C.J
xoComments ()
I was a badge-whore!Comments ()
alright gus, I’m providing you with patterns link http://www.kissyourshadow.com/stripe_maker.phpComments ()
and what the hey a knots link too http://www.animatedknots.com/Comments ()
That actually looks pretty good. But I prefer my coffee black, like I like my men... ;o)Comments ()
Sockmonkey. I like that word. I think I’ll start calling people that.
Sockmonkey!Comments ()
I’m the same way...I make purses and every now and then I’ll check out a new pattern or something and it calls for
some weird stitch and I just make something up. I don’t know how to sew “technically” but whatever
I’m doing seems to work so who cares. Apparently whatever you’re doing is working too so why mess with a good
thing? Long live the sock monkey...Comments ()
A whip stitch sounds painful. Be careful.Comments ()
I forgot about that documentary or I would have told you!!! I saw it last year, I thought it was a joke at first...but no it’s real.
“you are not an expert until you have hurt yourself at least four times” BEST.QUOTE.EVER.Comments ()
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Hahahaaa! That’s great! Good luck with your quest, Greep. If you need anything, holla.
Can I be on your “street team”? Comments ()
can i be your roadie? i learned how from tom hanks...Comments ()
Stitch a stitch of monkey cloth
for to make my salad toss
Which was which, my honkey loss
combine them all: chimp behemoth!Comments ()
Ever since that one Journey video I have fantasized about air-keyboards.
There just isn’t the same drama, as few moves involving keyboards involve flinging your arm about in a vaguely suggestive
manner.
So I tried playing air-boards with one hand in my pants, but the entire meaning was lost on the observers.
Any ideers?Comments ()
I read about that competition a while back in SPIN. I think you would kickass.Comments ()
yes. first practice stanley park you know when and where.Comments ()
yes. the second i branch out.Comments ()
very real.Comments ()
sweet thanks maybe now i will be able to find the stitch that we are actually doing Comments ()
i’ve poked myself a few times.Comments ()
your air guitar is so wild you need a helmet. something light weight, but sturdy like cookware. maybe a collander? but it will have to be
painted a flashy colour, even some LEDs that light up when you become furious but would have the potential to spark and light the
helmet on fire so you would have to wear a skull cap underneathe what is covered in retardant. i mean flame retardant. well,
whatever. rock it till the break of dawn. rock it in the good free will. whup a mule’s behind with a belt.Comments ()
jerk. your comment is funnier than my whole post Comments ()
oh i love my monkey sock, you got the way to make me happy. you and me we go in style. monkey sock youre a storebought woman.
and etcetera.
i once faced an arctic monkey... i left my right eyelid in his mouth that day, but i burned the fuckers village DOWN.
i am from retardistan.Comments ()
i think we aired air guitar competion as a kicker (end news story) once.. i can’t believe i forgot all about it until just now.
ABC’s last 2 comments have made me pee my pants, just a little.
i think the collander with the LED lights is a fab idea.. i will have to make scetches or YOU will. you kick ass artist.Comments ()
Bush and Osama making music together...what is this world coming too?!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
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Hear me now!
As i have proclaimed on many an occasion, I ROCK THE MOSTEST!! and i challenge thee to a cheese-off!! HAVE AT THEE!!
AC/DC Beatles Cream: you and me on the top of Buckingham Palace playing the national anthems of Great Britain and Canada to
see which of us puts Slash to shame!!
Corinna: Lets Base jump off of the Empire state Building and see who can fit the most Napalm Death tracks in on the way down!!
The Gauntlet has been thrown down it’s up to you two to pick it up!!
For those about to rock, I SALUTE YOU!!Comments ()
I play a mean slide whistleComments ()
*
http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/archive/dilbert-20051107.html
*Comments ()
Air Guitar ROCKS!Comments ()
I would have assumed a whip stitch is what it has been told to be, assuming it would look like a coiled whip. Seems the names of the
stitches are pretty descriptive. Unlike knots, what the fuck does a sheep shank look like anyway Comments ()
I guess one of us should have told you that such a thing existed. Oh well, next time Comments ()
shit girl, get out your magic weaponry and start up a nationwide challenge!Comments ()
i’m lmao that you have no idea what stitch you are using! i only know one stitch and i have no fucking clue what it is either!
again lmao.....so much for the GGC!!! (i still have that little brown uniform too!)Comments ()
Hey There. Yeah...i screwed up my template, and had to start my blog over. But i was disgruntled about it, and decided to not deal
with it for awhile. But, now i’m back. I’m still tweaking some stuff, as far as html and what not. Also, i decided to start
posting some of my old poetry and shit.
See Ya On The Flipside.Comments ()
never heard of this, how cool. so how do you begin your quest? good luck Comments ()
i wouldn’t mind some right now. is this your favorite?Comments ()
http://www.perestroika.ca/html2/vest/handstitching.phpComments ()
i never air-guitared. i am a loser and a really nerdy one. blah. you rock, though, which is the important thing.Comments ()
nonComments ()
CORIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNA I’m back From photos in the past I know that you are the queen of air guitar. Rock on dudette.
Hey guess what! I saw Koala’s on Wednesday and they were all eating and climbing all over the place and stuff. Koalas are
only native in eastern australia (so I’ve never seen them in the wild). Anyway, I took a million photos and some videos like the
tourist I was and they are soooo cute. I just had to tell you about it....
It’s summer in Perth now and I’m feeling hot all the time! It was freezing over in victoria and south australia, because
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the southern coast totally cops all the freezing wind from antarctica, and I seem to have acclimatized to it hugely. Anyway, hopefully
two weeks here in Perth will get me used to the summer weather again and then I’ll go back up to the tropics... hmm,
I’m getting all overexcited writing this comment here.. i think it’s the mega strong coffee that geezer made me.
love u
xoxComments ()
Hrrm First.
You got a camera... I am sure your TETAS collection will increase.Comments ()
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....but the kitty is so darn cute!Comments ()
Gustapo keekee! she’s absolutely adorable.
i love grey kee kee cats.Comments ()
you took away your tagboard again???Comments ()
Greeper with a camera = fun times to be had by all! Comments ()
That cat is HOT HOT HOT!
I love watching cats lick lick lick.
More greeper please
xxxoooComments ()
I heart hot Canadians. Oh yeah, coffee is good too.Comments ()
i know im such an ASS posting the first photo of GUS instead of say my BOOBS.
sarah: yes im an ass, i don’t know why but i like taking it up and down i have to keep changing little shit up or i go INSANE.
(not that im not already insane)Comments ()
hey, that’s my cat!Comments ()
good to hear!! and what an adorable pic. can’t wait to see what you have in store but don’t stop the scanning pics. i
love those!!Comments ()
im with lorena.the scanning is awesomeGAY.especially gus’s HAIRY CATZ ASS on it.Comments ()
goooooooood lord. can i have gus? can i? can i?Comments ()
Gus...plus camera...do I smell Oscar in the near futrue?Comments ()
So cute! I want to steal your kitty!Comments ()
i love it when cats wash their faces, it’s super adorable.
btw you’ve been linked.Comments ()
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NO! Comments ()
possibly i could win one for the air gi-tar videeeeeeo i’ve got planned im not sure if GUS can play though?Comments ()
2000 was a typo i knew it was 1999. i didn’t change the team i got wrong. whatever.
but parts didn’t work or make sense with the argos and lions not even being in the bloody cup.
geeeeeesssssh liscumb! Comments ()
I totally hear you about representing. I am always dressed well to go to my shitty job, even though I don’t have to be.
Dressing well and looking put together shows that I have pride and respect.
And I also want people who know Fodge to think I am hot.
You are in my top five, too.Comments ()
what about plazo pants? is there ever a moment when they are appropriate? andrea scott used to wear plazo pants. yuck.
“bitch, where’s my chain?!...” - Ice TComments ()
I know I was forewarned, but hey. The Grey Cup is actually the second oldest trophy in pro North American sports; Lord Stanley is the
oldest. The CFL isn’t the NFL but it has improved quite a bit over the years. Its talent base is more solid than we give it credit
for. As for the cheerleaders, p-ew. I agree. I see no purpose in them. Worse is having to watch them, here in Montreal,act as if they
are the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. They are a little too full of themselves. You are bang on the class element. I never bought into
the casual Friday thing. The minute you give people the option there’s always one to exaggerate. You know, the person who
dresses like a skank or the bozo who comes in bermuda’s. They’re always the first to say “what’s the
big deal?” There is no big deal per se, but you are representing your company. A team. The place that pays and feeds you.
Life is all about standards if you want to succeed. Enough of me. I’m missing some key mental cells and I’m
tired.Comments ()
porn!
I mean, cool Comments ()
Ha! I’m the total opposite I almost refuse to wear corporate wear, but then I work on a secure floor so I’m only really
dealing with the other people on my floor. Personally I dress TO work, not FOR work. Though I don’t wear t-shirts with jeans
to work, I wear a button up shirt, but I can’t work in corporate wear, I need to be comfortable. I like to think my what I wear
doesn’t matter because I do really good work. I never copped any shit about what I wear to the office until I actually wore
‘corporate’ clothing. I don’t think it’s unusual for geologists to look more casual than your average
corporate.Comments ()
Plazo pants are quite appropriate, if not desirable, if you are a slightly overweight girl dressing to present a book report in 1992. Other
than that, you got me.
I am super rebel today because I am not wearing a collared shirt. Of course, it is Sunday, and pretty much 95% of the guys on my site
are wearing ripped t-shirts, but still...Comments ()
EXACTLY!!! you hit my point on the head...ladies STOP acting like american cheerleaders.....you don’t even compare. ALL i
can do is laugh and as mentioned hide my head in embarrassment for them. i wish they would just get rid of them you can guarantee
even the players fucking them are laughing at them in the locker room.Comments ()
when i know i am ‘done’ at a company for whatever reason i don’t care as much about what i wear but i still
have boundaries.
AND yes totally if adam’s buddies and colleagues don’t think im hot i cry. Comments ()
good morming my love (if maming your nipple is enough).
should this post come under the ‘TETAS’ category?as technically then,you had no TETAS?
we need zany pictures madam.possibly of you,slapping adams ungay bottom with stuff.
darlin,we have the same kind of cheerleaders over here.about 8 years ago the state in which i live got a soccer team together to join
the national soccer league.the first home game was HUGE with zillions attending.huge celebrations and fireworks before the game
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etc.which also included about 60 girls aged between 8-15,BOOTSCOOTING to billy ray cyrus on the field.i cringed in absolute horror
though,as 50% of the huge audience chanted,’get your tits out for the lads!’ for their entire routine.
the whores didnt though......
oxoxoxoComments ()
good point(if being one of the funniest gaylords on earth is enough) i never though of that! hmmmm im gonna have to think on it!! or
leave it open to debate or something.
adam wants to know who the hell they let them do billy ray cyrus?Comments ()
Not only does this subject make me wince uncontrollably (nipples, babies and hot fat), but now I really need some popcorn. I can see
that you’re going to be a bad influence, already - but I forgive you and wait in holy anticipation of my very own ABC/CAC
monkey (if you say your soon-to-be-really-already-adopted initials, it’s “cack,” like a wisconized version
of...ahem “cock.” I say work it).
Can you guys give it a really uber-cool name, along the lines of trogdor, or something? I’ll need a good name to tell stangers
on the bus, when they ask about the “little one”.Comments ()
for the record, I also need bacon. Not want, NEED. Thanks, Adam.Comments ()
awww. a new camera and gus bathing...i’m sure a pic of her acrobatic pose when licking her ass will soon follow.Comments ()
those jpgs are beyond cool.Comments ()
that looks like the acid trip I never tookComments ()
Ya, liked these.Comments ()
You rock Gus!Comments ()
So there i was, in deepest darkest Asia, Doing 10 hours a day of Townsend “Windmill” (tm) and a further 6 hours
mastering the Lemmy “Machine Gun” (c) in a cave towards the back of the “Brothers of Page
monistery”.
I treked for 15 hours to get to the nearest internet connection on mule-back only to find your bad self, swinging it “Young
Style” (c),(tm).
Lets take ‘em all on......but i’m gonna win.
Have a thee!!Comments ()
okay, left a little present for ya on my blogComments ()
Have you noticed if you move the scroll bar up and down really quick, it looks like you’re rockin’oot wholesale!!
“ROCK ME JOE”Comments ()
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
You Must Be The Hottest Dork Ever !!!
You Da Fo Shizzle, Nizzle. Word Life.Comments ()
It was like actually being there!Comments ()
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wow. dude. you are so awesome.Comments ()
All those pics need are the Labatt Blue bear on drums.
PS: Ask, and you shall receive: You are now one of my goofy interweb homies.Comments ()
oh u would win hands down!
the CHAMP! the WEINER...GUS GREEPER!!!! (the fans go wild)
LOVE those shots!!! soooo farkin cool!
ps...love KISS too!Comments ()
holy shit....that would be super kinky if u did it NOW! lolComments ()
my mom totally used to make popcorn that way. freakin’ kernals would fly out and we’d step on them (not on purpose)
but it felt like getting stung by a bee! i can’t imagine what a shot to the nipple would have felt like!Comments ()
sweet. looks like you’re slappin’ yourself some bass.Comments ()
Hey cool gar! those pics are funkyyy!! just like u!! Comments ()
You rock the air gitar my dear!Comments ()
YEEEEAAAAAH! ROCK IT, CORINNA! TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE AND....uh....(Takes another look at Christopher’s BIG
BOOK of Cliched Rock Buzzwords).....PLAY GOLF WITH IT!Comments ()
I always found it a bit disturbing when they’d have cheerleading squads made up of 12 yr old girls from various middle schools
come in and do some of the cheerleading.Comments ()
You’re almost as hot as Paul Stanley.Comments ()
Go...go...go!Comments ()
lovelyComments ()
You look great, Corinna! I love the progression of the photo blog, the increasingly blurried image.Comments ()
these are some RAWKIN action photos!
*playing air guitar* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaComments ()
i’m officially jealous.Comments ()
I always think about the lyrics to that song in a weird way. “I was made for lovin’ you, baby, you was made for
lovin’ I”Comments ()
love me?Comments ()
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im DONE with corporate offices that was just an example cause i miss wearing the clothes.Comments ()
number 2 is definitely some supernatural jimmy page transmogrification. i do believe i detect some cheech marin influence as well...
yes, its masked by the sweet basil.... basil mcrae..... rae don chong... and back to cheech.
it is the uber-gitar.Comments ()
I used to see this lady called anna, it’s good to get an outside view of whatever’s going on in your life, although she
was a trained person, she used to see me out of hours, we’d smoke and drink and talk through whatever problems i had.
I have an irrational fear of letting other people down, to the point where i would forget to eat which consiquently led to many years of
both anorexia & later (when doctors had been informed and told everyone to look out for me) belimia.
She taught me to calm the fuck down and to look after myself more, after about three months of “talks” i stopped
blacking out left right and centre sue to being calmer and taking my time eating....
My point is that even with different types of therepy or whatever, different things work for different people, and what the fuck is wrong
with that?
Absolutly Nothing! (sing it again)Comments ()
We all end up there at some point. Nothing’s wrong with it. I’ve been there. I’m too much of a pleaser and
that ends up being a bad thing. Jen needs people too, you know.
And you shouldn’t hold back, else the feelings might control you, too. And Fuck That - that’s just no way to
feel.Comments ()
your cat rules cause it looks like mineComments ()
Fucking Canadian health care system - I am so jealous.
There is nothing wrong with getting help - bless you Cor. And your parents have to own up to their part in your mental health.
My mom said that I got my horrible eyesite from her, she she paid for my lasik a few years ago. I then said that I got my clinical
depression from her, and had her pay for therapy for a while when changing insurance.
Hee.Comments ()
You deal with it the way you want. No apologies. I feel a rant coming on for my blog in the very near future...it’s been building
up with the pms.Comments ()
glad things are working out fine for you!
i’m back.. and had a great holiday!Comments ()
dude! if it weren’t for OHIP I’d be so fucked right now. it’s a God send and if the fucking ahole gov’t
publicises health care i’ll fucking send in a few grenades myself to parliament.
as for getting help. every one of my friends and family needs it if they aren’t already getting it, including me. no shame in
that...be proud u r smart enough to get the help you need....never worry what others think, including your parents. they will always
love you, but they are probably embarassed about their past behaviours, like u said. so. tough. i’ll have my own share of
shame when my kids grow up and tell me how often i yelled, etc...it’s a viscious cycle. LIFE. it can suck ass and it can be
magnificent. then u die.Comments ()
yeah. haven’t heard from my dad in fourteen yrsComments ()
you know, sara does that same thing. at least with the smelling of her own arm pits. she’s always scared that she smells bad.
and to be perfectly honest to the average joe she might. but i’m an afficionado of human smells. i don’t have the best
nose but i like the smell of healthy humans. the sicks ones just don’t smell the same.
at any rate, i love the smell of my little pits. it’s never too pungent but it also never lets me forget my little microbial friends.
and you know, i may have to pop up north of the border for a quick jaunt sometime. i’ve been meaning to since i moved to
seattle and just haven’t put the plans down. but i’ll let you know and i can meet mr. greeper and you for coffee,
maybe.Comments ()
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I love sniffing my pits, too! Brian thinks it’s gross, but I do it all the time. And I like smelling his and telling him he stinks early in
the morning.
My fat cat Max isn’t so much a pit sniffer as a panty sniffer. And he likes the dirty ones. The fat little bastard goes into the
laundry and digs through the clothes to find a pair of dirty panties to roll around with. Ick.Comments ()
is probably a girl thing i always think i stink and adam says i don’t but he hates it when i smash my armpit into his nose. he is
lucky he is so tall i rarely succeed at actually getting it super close.Comments ()
Gus is a LICKER she’d LICK the panties EWWWWWW. (NOT THAT I LET MY CAT LICK DIRTY UNDIES OK!!!!!)
she licks EVERYTHING soap, the floor, me, dirt, the windows, the tv, adam etc
she does sleep in the dirty laundry basket on occasions but she thankfully doesn’t drag anything out of it - but i don’t
doubt she’s really just hiding in there to lick dirty stuff in private. Comments ()
cool shots. love the blurr effect. nice glasses Comments ()
oh my god you are cracking me up. Sorry, I don’t share your pit sniffing habit...good luck with that.Comments ()
love the air guitar! You rock!!!Comments ()
i was very skeptical about “counseling” before going to see a therapist myself...Loved it. It helped me. I’m a
fan. And hey, I say, do whatever works! keep it up if it makes you happy...
p.s. I love everything you post about. Especially the true, hard, family kind of things. Sorry it’s too hard for dads to deal
with...Comments ()
I totally sniff my pits. And Fodge’s pits. And sometimes I really enjoy my farts. It’s a secret shame.Comments ()
you should have included that bit about Gus IN the post. that’s some funny stuff. my dog’s bed is right next to the
bathroom door and when i get out of the shower, i have to RUN past her because she goes psycho trying to lick the water off my legs.
i think it’s because there is lotion residue there and she’s absolutely nuts for lotioned skin.
i don’t honestly know how Josh goes without deoderant & wears the same undershirt 3 days in a row without stinking..
it’s not as if he has an office job, like me.Comments ()
help is good. i’m happy that you are getting what you need from therapy.Comments ()
i would totally try that! i sniff the spaces between my fingers, just to know if there is that lingering fried chicken smell.Comments ()
you really do take smelling-and air guitar-to a new level.Comments ()
Hi there, so, ya into NHL eh, i was in Edmonton a while bck. Yeah, i use to watch live games at least twice a month. thk god they are
bck, kinda waste if they were to end it all. Good luck on the Canucks! Cheers!Comments ()
Rememeber, where there’s a superhero, there ALWAYS a super-villain. I’m sure pilates would be where the
super-villain would be too, just planning their attack on the unsuspecting super-hero. Watch your back Corinna, there’s
someone in that class who’s out to get you. (super-villains have super-smell too, BUT, it’s probably from some sort of
mechanical device, as the super-villain always has to cheat to get their powers. Watch for the guy who has a mechanical device
attached to his nose.)Comments ()
Naslund has to step it up. He’s the captain after all.Comments ()
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I know nothing about hockey, but i have seen one of the St Trinians films.....does that count?
Loads of girls at my high School used to play hockey, they always came back from a game with cracked skulls and a sense of
comradery rarely seen within a group of young Essex women.
them girls were double ‘ard and no messin’Comments ()
You’re lucky. I can’t find a psychiatrist and so I was referred to a doctor that specializes in midwifery, that took some
night school in therapy. It’s a joke, but I’ll take what I can get.
BTW, I love tits.Comments ()
I can’t get that song out of my head now. Who sings it anyway?Comments ()
i know what you mean.. the Sabres have been owned by the Senators all season long.. gah!Comments ()
hehe, you crazy gal you!Comments ()
Yup...Couver Sux Lil Doggies. I was slightly irritated when Bert scored the trick against my Wings. It’s all good though, cuz
Tanguay & Svatos got a lil sumthin for the ‘Nucks tonight.Comments ()
Dude. I wish I didn’t understand. But I do. I am obsessed with smells. If there’s a bad smell, I must figure out what it is.
If something smells good, I won’t take it away from my face. I find great pleasure in identifying mysterious smells.Comments ()
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I know what you mean, cool bean. I am literally scared to watch the ‘couver games, now. and, as controversal as it may be, i
do think that Auld is a technically better goalie than Cloutes. Danny’s got talent, a natural instinct for who’s putting it
where (especially in his 5-hole), but lack of consistency is the equivalent of the VPD being really good at finding serial killers, but
tripping when chasing a 7-11 shoplifter. alex at least comes to play, every game.
I don’t even bother watching anymore (my blood pressure just can’t handle it), and the rumours abound of Cloutes
being put on wavers aftet this season leave me feeling tumultuous. Yeah, it’s worth it for certain talents, but i’d really
only accept it based on the level of player coming in, not the level of an exitor - give me kipprusoft and we can talk; but let’s
get rid of these Luongo bus-jumper-oners, kay?Comments ()
don’t EVEN get me started on my smelling my farts!! Comments ()
I love how passionate you are about your hockey...makes me miss my baseball so...Comments ()
Your team’s name rules. Canucks. Awesome.Comments ()
Auld’s still better than Cloutier, but I’ve got to say so, he’s a Thunder Bay boy.Comments ()
Hockey = Full contact golfComments ()
no fist fight. stoked on that shit.Comments ()
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HHHHMMMMM i begin to wonder...girl smellin’ is all natural!! i like smelling on everything ...is another way to use and
excercite the memory...the smelling memory wich can trasmite to you different things from brain memory....yay!! Comments ()
You are hilarious. It’s a chick thing, I swear!
My dog drags my dirty socks & undies out of the laundry basket & hides them in his bed. Just mine. Not The Husband’s.
Creepy!Comments ()
all we need is a goalie who plays as hard as stan smyl did.
and we must listen to the T-dot, anyone who believes in dan cloutier is waking up christmas morning to a warm fuzzy glass of milk on
the floor.
he didnt eat the cookies either--but lets find yet another excuse why santa didnt have time this year. anyone smackin on auld doesnt
care about the team.
whos up for mini-hockey?!? im serious!Comments ()
I finally got back on and had to come back to this!...Count me in on the smell thing. I once worked with a “bitch” that
claimed to have no smell...yet she could eat like there was no tommorrow...If you can’t smell you aren’t supposed to
be able to taste...and she was a freak about food.Comments ()
Anonymous on Dec 1 2005, 00:01
if we’re pointing fingers to the proper goalie in canucks history - we’ve got to bow and take one in the pooper for Mr.
McLean. Kirk was god for this team!Comments ()
I fell in love with the term “man-handle” the minute I heard it. I was abusing a vacuum cleaner and my mom told me
not to “man-handle the thing.”
Whatever, Mom. This popcorn isn’t coming up!Comments ()
my team sucks. we lost 3-0 to a team two leagues below usComments ()
Air Guitar Comes to Life
Great news air guitar enthusiasts! Now you can finally hear yourself play! No kidding! The Virtual Air Guitar project, developed at the
Helsinki University of Technology, adds genuine electric guitar sounds to the air guitar. Using a computer to monitor the hand
movements of the “player,” it adds riffs and licks to match frantic mid-air finger work. Three students came up with the
idea after being invited to develop a virtual instrument as part of their studies. The resulting system consists of a video camera and a
computer hooked up to an appropriately loud set of speakers. The player wears a pair of brightly colored gloves, enabling computer
vision software to keep track of their hands and detect different gestures. Aki Kanerva, one of the inventors, said, “When
you’re playing really hard you get a really nasty distortion sound which is great -- but you have to work for
it.”Comments ()
love that you are a hockey freak too. I AM TOO..me MITZ not Jason, he doesn’t know what hockey is. lmao.Comments ()
you are 100% that girl from the movie SUPERSTAR!!! I LOVE ITComments ()
eugh, I HATE THAT SONGComments ()
the whorey ‘pussy cat dolls’
they suck super hard. but the song is addictive like crack.Comments ()
could this be the awesoweradest thing i have EVER heard??? i have to send this comment to CJ immediately OR maybe NOT do i
really want to give him any ‘ideas’ i mean we are in direct competition.
dude you rule!! i can’t wait till i actually get to see you again!Comments ()
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oh yeah i thought of you and aughra TOTALLY!!!!Comments ()
i agree and really the dudes name is KIRK! how can i NOT love him EVEN more for that! Comments ()
I’m impressed! Looks like you have excellent form.
Your bridgework is awesome, your fingering precise, yet natural.
I think you might be performing a Double Back 2nd picking motion, which is quite impressive.
You should DEFINITELY go pro! You’ll be doin’ Foreigner, Bachman Turner Overdrive, AC/DC and Van Halen in front
of dozens of fans in no time!Comments ()
gus.licking.self.
funny!
i should dig up that photo of my dog taking a crap and post it. she has a frisbee dangling from her mouth.
precious.Comments ()
i want a pink shirt just like that.Comments ()
I’ve been on a strict diet of Led Zep for the last week,
Jen is an air-drummer! lets form a band we formed a band, look at us we formed a band!
But what would we be called?Comments ()
I love the word canucks, and I love the word manhandle, but i can’t actually watch hockey unless it’s playoffs or
olympics. or unless I’m actually AT the game, I think that would be rad, maybe when I head up to Oregon I can sneak over the
border and watch one live!Comments ()
It’s a quandary, CJ.
What are your thoughts, greeper?Comments ()
I wish I could do that third one...or do I?Comments ()
whoa hey! its friday! yaaaaay! your cat is not in sync with the program.. heh. cheers!Comments ()
Awesome, I absolutely LOVE that sweatshirt.
Poor gus, no privacy. Comments ()
gus totally looks like he’s headbanging to your air-guitar in the first pic of him!Comments ()
i want that croc shirt....fuckin rocks!
as does your air guitar...havin fun w/your new cam i c! ;PComments ()
croc shirt is cool, I love the way your face contorts when you air guitar its very professional!Comments ()
Kitty plays air guitar too!Comments ()
JAJA! HOW COOL!! i used to have a croc t-shit...two of them making love! jajaaja! I love ur pics! they are SO COOL!!! air-guitarrrrrr
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again!!!! ;-*Comments ()
and that was the last time anyone ever saw bunnybear again....
we never should have let her take that peyote.Comments ()
dude.. if you had been in Ellen’s studio audience today.. you would have scored one of your fav. Lacoste.. shirts in
CASHMIERE i can’t freakin’ believe they retail for $350. for a freakin’ shirt? ouch..Comments ()
totally IN
we should either be the danky smokin mokers OR the homo bunniesComments ()
you heard it here FIRST my #1 guess for who is inside little snow is SNOOP DOG. any other jerk guesses it they are copying
me.Comments ()
YES but look HOW unsafe it is...it trys to constantly eat nipples. wear it at your own risk.Comments ()
I think it is bestComments ()
I know I sound like a stuck record but, man, do you rule.Comments ()
i nominate you for best happy outfit. stacey can go have a myocardial infarction, but i saw the polka dots, pink, red and green and it
makes me happy!Comments ()
i have a feeling air gi-tar will be taking over for a while
crocs and gators are my fav animals i LOVE THEM i just wish they didn’t bite so hard when you try to pet them!! Comments ()
damn does the doctor love his balaclava. some day ill do it up into a right luchador mask for the lil doc. it makes him so creepy it
makes me want to go rent saw II. i bet hell love that one. he did enjoy the first, and how.Comments ()
american eagle 14.00 dollars.Comments ()
It only counts if you go out in public. Stacey and Clinton don’t care what you wear inside.Comments ()
I don;t get it, what’s wrong with the outfit? I’ve seen worse.Comments ()
I SOOOO want a sock-monkey.
I want one where the reinforced heel is red, and is the monkey’s but. That way I’d have a bloody-butt
monkey!Comments ()
That is HOT!
I’m showing it to my wife so she knows what to go out and buy.Comments ()
here’s the question, though: have either adolescent or grown-up jesus’ asked for monkeys? Baby jesus was spoiled
with all that gold and frankenstein and stuff, but 14-year old and 25-year Jesus’ are a little less materialistic, I’ve
heard.Comments ()
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Is it cold in your apartment?Comments ()
I detect some IKEA nesting instinct in the background of this photo Comments ()
mooooonkeeeeey Comments ()
that looks comfyComments ()
Gosh your fiancee and the monkey are too cute.Comments ()
You are WAY too stying for what not to wear chickie.Comments ()
Styling not stying. GAWD.Comments ()
you kill me!!!!!!
i could be in the worst mood, then i come here and all is well...you crack my shit up...and yes it hurts!!! ;P
i totally want a sock monkey!Comments ()
those pj pants kick!!!!Comments ()
Nice Weather Detectors. Must Be Cold In Vancouver. ROFLMAOComments ()
I get weird looks whenever ppl see me taking pixs, oh well, its fun, what you model? cheers!Comments ()
Those pouting lips. Nice.Comments ()
I have been so neglectful of my blog reading lately...
Take that camera with you EVERYWHERE!!!
These are great Comments ()
I would give you the first prize even.Comments ()
probably not but as long as you’re not taking pictures while texting/chatting on cellphone/listening to Ipod we’ll forgive
youComments ()
A vast improvement!
HA!
Good band name though
“Crazy-bear-masked-atiers!?”
i’m gonna get some fucking sleep.Comments ()
I can’t wait to see more digital adventures!Comments ()
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hell yeah i say!Comments ()
You should! You should!Comments ()
OF COURSE!!
i have a shot of josh wearing those HUGE willy wonka sun glasses. hilarious. best part.. didn’t have to buy them.. just
happened to have the camera in wal-mart with me.
cheap thrills baby.. cheap thrills.Comments ()
hot.monkey.lovin.
my mom bought me a t-shirt that says “i love my attitude problem” but the love is a heart with a monkey inside it. so..
to me it says.
I MONKEY LOVE MY ATTITUDE PROBLEM.
when i say this to people..
they generally ask.. “What does that mean?”
to which i reply.
“hot and nasty.”Comments ()
i guess i’m not seeing anything wrong with this picture..
keep on rockin’ in the free world.Comments ()
I WANT TO SEE NEW MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
yo.. you do rawk the paul frank.
go, julius, go!Comments ()
YESSSSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! that is the most cool thing when u have a digit camera and plus you have all
the fun!! keep it up, i love ur pics!!! u rock!!Comments ()
woow, thats a lot of medecation on a monday! have you ever tried a herbal alternative? cheers!Comments ()
drink it down. is good.
syrop make neck feel is smooth.
no, you drink! yes! now!!
buckleys also makes bad tasting haiku.Comments ()
You look so friggin hot in this shot!!!Comments ()
Answer is: Yes.Comments ()
Better than nyquil, no shit....
I’m gonna have to take a northern vacation soon!Comments ()
sweet, im on it.Comments ()
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I’ve never had Buckley’s myself, but I hear it tastes really bad. I don’t know why it would get held up at
customs either, if it’s legal. If you really don’t want any hassles at the border, just write (in big letters) on the parcel
“THIS IS NOT A BOMB, NOR IS IT DRUGS - WELL ILLEGAL DRUGS ANYWAYS”Comments ()
Isn’t the caffeine counter-productive to the anxiety situation? I’ve all but given up on caffeine. I can’t even
spell it properly anymore.Comments ()
I’ve become quite the Exedrin freak. Sometimes you just need a lil pickmeup in the mornings.Comments ()
never had Buckley’s or heard of it actually! I’ll have to look into getting me some, although Nyquil is dangerous
enough for me. It makes me all crazy and loopy the day after~ Nyquil hang overs = not good. Does Buckley’s give you a
‘hangover’?Comments ()
reminds me a little of Breakfast at Tiffany...the ‘special’ version...Comments ()
likely, i’ve quit coffee before i drank the whole pot by accident i was talking on line doing stuff and before i knew i was hyper
hyper hyper. my normal dosage of clonaz is pretty small in all i take 0.15mg a day so i took 0.20mg considering how hyper i was
i’d say it was counterproductive BUT i didn’t freak out in any lines or punch anyone so i think it went pretty well! (me
and the xmas season are not friends)Comments ()
i’m TERRIFIED of customs...just reading that word sent shivers up and down my spine, and set me shaking in my seat with
fear, fear! I “accidentally” drove into the border to Seattle one time when living in Vancouver and I nearly peed my
pants when the man said: “if you aren’t entering the states ma’am, just turn your vehicle
around”....phew!
long story short....i don’t cross the border...nope.
now then...HOW CAN THEY NOT HAVE BUCKLEYS! it’s the SHIT and it’s taste is so bad that i actually like it now!
mmmmmm eucalyptus...or whatever the fuck is in it is the bEST! i was at the post office today too....cheers! Comments ()
you’ve never had buckleys?? (lucky you)Comments ()
yes you should...and do it more often...i’m right into the gigi cam expose you are going to put on for your fans....keep up the
good work!Comments ()
i just take the original mixture im not sure if buckleys would give you any high feeling if you took too much i’ve never
experienced a high off ANY cold medicine maybe they don’t work on me? cause i won’t say i haven’t tried.
buckleys do have a night-time formula, i think they have four varieties of the syrup for adults.
buckleys is more for coughs but it WORKS better than anything in the whole wide world!!
so after all that no it will not give you a hang over you’ll sleep snug as a bug cause you won’t be coughing your colon
out!Comments ()
yeah im totally lying there - customs scare me i just like telling myself they don’t Comments ()
i figured that. Comments ()
You should totally sell the monkeys on your site.Comments ()
I’ll keep my cam around the next couple of weeks and see what I can catch of Mitz.Comments ()
And they come up here to buy our AC&C (acetominophen, caffeine and codeine) which they can’t get. I keep forgetting to
buy it myself since they keep it behind the pharmacist’s counter.Comments ()
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
i’ll have to send you some excedrin migraine. then we’ll be drug traffickers for sure. it’ll be like we dug that
tunnel in washington state with the intention of rum running and buckley trading and excedrin smuggling.
damn it.. “breakin’ the law.. breakin’ the law.”
cause i’m a smoooooooth criminal.Comments ()
i can’t believe i never even thought to ask you to send me some excedrin migraine! where the hell is my head at???? thanks
man!! Comments ()
Customs are funny, here in australia the customs people have sniffer dogs at the domestic airport.... but get this, they’re not
sniffing for drugs, they’re sniffing for fruit! How funny is that.....it’s all about quarantine and keeping nasty fruit bugs
out of our state. Steve irwin, who you north americans seem to love, is the “spokesperson” for quarantine, we have
ads and everything.Comments ()
you are funny why not, go for it!!Comments ()
i like this shot. looks like a fashion ad. great model Comments ()
your little country’s hometown remedies are so quaintComments ()
Daring outfit...I see you were going for the comfy & cute look...it works for you.Comments ()
Shake it...baby.
Can I get you to send me some of that kick ass (chick ass...I like your way of saying it better) line accepting drug...I think I need
it.Comments ()
i love you! and i love Buckley’s. it tastes way better than that fake-ass cherry flavoured poison shit. maybe you should throw
some foam or plastic in the carton with the bottle so it doesn’t sploosh so much.Comments ()
but you’re so goddman cute!Comments ()
EXCUSE ME.. i do not love steve irwin.
i think he’s an idiot.Comments ()
OMG we have the same nose. I loved this post the bestest so far tonight. And the thing about not showering on Monday because
you don’t have a job? I totally do that when I have a day off. Fuck it. You’re the best.Comments ()
You go girl.Comments ()
omg.. i think gus and maynard are related. HE LOVES nature programs and if he could, would be right up there watching them real
close.
the TV sets on a chest though.. no ledge for his blubbery kitty butt to plant on. :o)
GUS is adorable.Comments ()
i’ll probably need that buckley’s sooner than i wanted to.
i’m starting to hack hack hack again due to the stagnant foggy weather we’re having.. AGAIN.
your timing = perfect.Comments ()
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1 more..
i miss your whoreboard.Comments ()
I love how Gus watches tv!
Hello sweets Comments ()
I LOVE that outfit!Comments ()
I check the condition of my armpits all the time and if Geezer’s around, I get him to check instead. Or if I know they stink, I
give him a smell anyway...
I have a highly sensitized nose, too Comments ()
I love that you have a digital camera now!
Where is the pic of Gus eating at her arsemat? I want to see it!Comments ()
My friend H’s cat likes to watch musical based quiz shows.Comments ()
THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!Comments ()
I’m one of those normal looking nutters.
You are WAY too funny Corinna. Way way.Comments ()
I love extra streath exendrin, I couldnt survive without it. I am impressed by your trip, I can no longer go into the monkeys world, I am
no longer amussed.Comments ()
the cat looks uninterested.Comments ()
seems like gus is contemplating the possibilities of going with the leopard.Comments ()
which cat? gus is so hot man every cat wants her. Comments ()
how romantic.
if you every want to read a book to gus read tailchasers song by tad williams. it’s about how cats are the best and the hidden
adventures they have. my cat toonces (may she rest on piece) loved it. she was pretty smug afterwords tho.Comments ()
they’re definitely eyeing each other up! Comments ()
Raaaarr!Comments ()
I have never heard of this buckley’s you speak of.
i must possess some.Comments ()
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kitty porn strikes againComments ()
Ha! Cute. Almost makes me wish I had a cat!Comments ()
there something, well, lets say ‘carnivalesque’ about the fraulein. if youve seen throw mama from the train then you
have a visual. but with less harr. she gom be baald.Comments ()
Did you know that tampering with mail is like, a federal offense in the US? I’m willing to bet that since some of our laws are
waaaay more stricter, it would be worth checking out with Canada Post. She’s basically taken your property and set it out on
the sidewalk, regardless of which suite you live in. and fuck, it was like 3 damn doors down! i’m sure the newer tenants would
have no big deal with just giving you the mail that does come. I’m on an internet mission, to take down the nazi biatch. (you
don’t fuck with mail, man, especially not financially-related shit!)Comments ()
I think she took my child support checks and returned them too. Fucking cuntbag. I hate her. We shall get her. I will buy and wear a
Ninja belt if necessary.Comments ()
really cool post. sorry about the landlady.Comments ()
i think i read every post you linked in here, I’m glad you did that because somehow I’ve missed them all, they are all
awesomerad!
i so wanna buy a house so I don’t have to depend on incompetent and uncaring people, I recently started renting a room from
a very good friend and it’s working out well, no more slum lords!Comments ()
Tell us more about the part where you were naked.
Maybe your landlady needs to get laid.
Point of advice: Learn to do your own taxes. It really isn’t that difficult when there isn’t kids and a home
involved.Comments ()
WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!?!?!?!!
Right! Here’s what we do.
e-mail me the address of your landlady (i have the image of her as the mother in the Goonies for some reason)
I’ll sign her up for a whole mess of free crap on that thar info-webby, i’m thinking JUNK-MAIL-TASTIC!!
Next, your government is clearly gay, sell pictures of Gus at $50 a piece (they’re worth doublr that so they’ll get
snapped up damn quick), make some doh-rae-me (Lorne Green, Johnny Cash) move over here with me, i’ll take all three of
you in, The British Government hasn’t got a fucking clue what it’s doing so i doubt they’ll even notice (or care)
that you’ve moved here. Me, Antoinette Bertram Caspian and Gus will work the docks with Porky-Bert, Willams, Squits
Mcleary, Stinky and The Herrminator that alone is a work force capable of supporting the Osmands and the Jacksons combined and
thus freeing you up to sell Sock Monkeys in Camden Market (we’d have to call your stall “Dr Vegas’ world of
superawesomeradkiller sock monkeys”)
Canada can suck my rebel arse untill it stops being run by people that clearly don’t give a crap about anybody else’s
lives!Comments ()
Yep...I think CJ is right...you should give us her address & we can harass the CRAP out of her & send her vile things...what do you
think?Comments ()
Shoot her out of a cannon!Comments ()
the 6 p.m. laughing complaint? that’s funny. well not really. but it made me giggle.
but, oh what an evil bitch. if there is a law in canada about fucking with ppls mail, do print it out in a really big fucking font she
can’t miss and post it on the wall where the mailboxes are and print another copy and place it in her mailbox. you might
wanna consider getting a copy of tenant rights in your area and highlighting the part that says she can’t come in to your living
quarters without your consent or notice--that’s how it works in my area, i’m sure its similar in yours.Comments ()
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your landlord is psycho. http://www.rto.gov.bc.ca/?SMSESSION=NO i’m sure you’ve already looked it up, but
here’s the tenancy office. you’ve done a good job at keeping track of her fuckups in your blog, COMPLAIN!
She’s just an old german bitch who thinks because she’s an old german bitch she can do whatever german bitches
want to do.
by the way, someone at the UI office is sniffing glue. the only way to get a year off is by having a kid. monkeys don’t
count.Comments ()
Just remember there’s a special extra hot place in hell for shitty landladies that fuck with their awesomerad tenants. Fucking
bitch. Take an oversized rifle to her head.Comments ()
I was ‘assessed’ and owe like $6000 and it’s being garnished from my work wages cause I kept throwing all
the notices in a ‘to-do-later-cause-its-too-depressing-to-deal-with-right-now’ bag. Looks like I still have to do my
‘99 ‘00 ‘01 ‘02 ‘03 ‘04 taxes too. Isn’t life fun? Imagine it without
‘tits’!!?Comments ()
just double up on your meds to deal with it...works for jason.Comments ()
Hear, hear. I can’t believe Canada doesn’t in fact have *stricter* penalties than the US for fucking with
peoples’ mail. Surely that’s worth at least 5-10 in a federal penitentiary here...Sic the cops/feds on her!!!
P.S. Alex Despatie FOREVAH!!!Comments ()
I agree with Cor. There’s a Landlord Tennant Act for a reason. Make her life miserable.Comments ()
i know i ended up with 17 weeks. i wouldn’t of just relaxed and given myself time to start looking had i of known - i mean really - i
would of starting looking at week 14 or sooner.
we love the management company, it i just this one landlady, the building manager is going to move us so we won’t have to
do the notice thing and shit...i just hope all that actually goes well and happens. it must of been October that we called ‘the manager’
and complained because of the T4 slip cause that was like OK enough already we’ve put up with way more than we should have. but
of course since we’ve complained she is worse and really sneaky worse too.
if for some reason we don’t get moved smoothly to this new building the management company does that is when
i’ll/we’ll bust out the guns. ive taken other land lords to arbitration (and won) i’ve also sued two people so it isn’t that
we aren’t standing up for ourselves (not that anyone reading this even said that). it’s that this woman has to be dealt with
carefully she is seriously crazy: this building is ALL SHE HAS, it is sad really how much control she feels she needs.Comments ()
fucker. how dare she fuck with miss corinna? she’ll get hers.Comments ()
i will NEVER do my own taxes EVER.
my orignal FA was my buddy so he hooked me up with a good accountant for decent money. what happened was not his fault at all.
either my mom does them or adam did them one year.
plus, i feel all adult and grown up and shit having a financial advisor and an accountant Comments ()
thanks for that!! this post was really hard to write actually cause the t4 and ui shit happened in like october and i never wrote about
any of it....but then yesterday when i got PROOF the bitch has been fucking with my mail i almost flipped my lid...so when it was done
i was like FUCK man this post is LONG and people are going to be like WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT??
but then i clicked on the first link i added and the first sentance is about ‘her’ so then i felt better
we were going to wait till we got married to move but we can’t now. that is no longer an option. you know, i could put up with
her entering when im naked (not that i should have to mind you) but important shit comes in the mail even if it is just bills!Comments ()
you and ABC should talk Comments ()
oh my GOD
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is she the fucking GHESTAPO in disguise?? i’m sure fucking with other people’s mail in Canada is a federal offense,
just like it is here.
i know someone.. who knows someone.
if you’re interested.Comments ()
What’s her address and I’ll hop a plane to Canada and nuke her ass for ya! I’m cheap too...just lay it out for
me what you’d like and I’ll take care of it. I know...I’ll take a monkey for doing her...that okay? Heh
heh!Comments ()
A hug for gus!Comments ()
You don’t mean you’ll take money for “Doing her”
right?
Right??!!Comments ()
WOW, I love it when you rant. If you want to get back at the bitch, cunt you could call the post office and change her address. Just
make sure to do it in untracealbe ways.Comments ()
LOL, I can see how you missunderstood my comment. The drunker I am the worse my spelling gets. As you can see, I was shit faced
when I wrote that one. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOComments ()
Well, i’ve thought of some sneaky and obvious “it’s okay, let your inner bitch show” retaliations.
we’ll discuss over lunch. Have your people MSN my peeps.Comments ()
New Question of the Week http://queerinquisition.blogspot.comComments ()
I’m going around saying “hi” to everybody on my blog list today.
Hi Cori!
(Can I call you Cori? So what! Im gonna anyway! )Comments ()
Would it help to imagine her as having a chronic wasting disease in her vagina?Comments ()
We also can’t get Coffee Crisp candy bars or 222’s (mit codeine!)Comments ()
I dislike that C-bomb already.Comments ()
Well done for all the sorting out of that shit. I can’t belieeeeve she’s been returning all your mail, what a bitch. She
must be retarded.
I think it’s time to don the ninja belt and pay her back for all the annoyance and stress!Comments ()
Gawd. I will have a talk with the little midget when I visit.
“maybe only morons work in this particular government sector..” Comments ()
i re-read this.. because i was hoping.. that.
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it didn’t happen.
fucking cunt that one..Comments ()
ican’tbelieveididn’ttagthatmotherfuckerright
M R S . E I S A F U C K I N G C U N TComments ()
you poor sweetie. I am so sorry. Foxglove is getting fucked by her landlady, also. I am so happy I own my own home. All I have to
worry about it paying for the new sidewalk squares that they want to put in front of our house next year...Comments ()
i could make her address somewhere in outer space it would AWESOME!!!!!Comments ()
even the thought of her V sends me reeling im thinking KING PIN scary here. shit man don’t give me that image!! Comments
()
you and i are so a like it is scary man!! Comments ()
i would strongly suggest NOT laughing while you are here. or laugh really loud then you’ll get to see her FOR SURE. that
would be super cool cause then you’d see just how BANG ON that little drawing is.
shit man i saw her in a leopard print moo moo the other day. enough said.Comments ()
those jpgs are grrrreat!!!!Comments ()
this is a fantastic shot of my air guitar skillz because we were right in front of a church when we were ‘possessed’ by
the acapella/mime spirit of air guitar wailing. what makes this frame so miraculous is that when the shutter beeped it caught the only
instant that my feet were touching the ground.
i shit you not.Comments ()
Great pictures, love ‘em!Comments ()
LOVE THESE PICS! I have taken pics of myself all oer the damn place too..people do look at you like you are crazy!!!!! But fuck
em!!!!!!!! Keep em coming!Comments ()
Haha, I love all the shots of you guys having totally awesome fun taking shots of yourselves. Cerazy!
Air guitar rocks
And your hat/beanie is the coolest!Comments ()
i love that you can break into air guitar anywhere!
it is awesome!Comments ()
Ah you did the face again!Comments ()
oh my god. those are GREAT!
and by the way. you have some beautiful eyelashes lady!Comments ()
those Photos were hotter than my HAIRY ASS LOVEY!
air guitar is awesome.you totally look like youre going to shit your candian KNICKERS! which is the only way to do it!
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xoxoxComments ()
You crazy kids and your snap happy happiness!
You look very good together. Adam is one handsome chap.Comments ()
that is excellent. Very entertaining blogging, i look forward to more, especially more air guitar picsComments ()
You have very clean nostrils.Comments ()
Crap, your air-guitar is so advanced! Looks like you were reaching around from UNDER the body to get to the strings. Such a reach!
technique, technique, technique, you’ve got it in spades, Gus!Comments ()
YOU GUYS ARE TOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can’t wait to hang and take cool pictures with you! Comments ()
i hope it catches on as a greeting type thing so when you meet instead of shaking hands you do a little air gi-tar.Comments ()
wanna bet there will be some monkey business? Comments ()
no problem.Comments ()
thank you!
he gets better looking everyday just wait till the next set Comments ()
*raucous applause and catcalls*Comments ()
You should have known that all along. In fact, we love you.Comments ()
I vant vone!Comments ()
*has looked around the site* surely I can make c-list. Someone recommend me already!Comments ()
How da hell do I get on that bloody list? I wanna be on da list damn it!Comments ()
I really don’t want to ruin anything.....but
(*whispers* bill & ted??)Comments ()
well done but b list? Who the hell is A list thenComments ()
Careful Now. The Blogarazzi Are Gonna Be Hiding Around Every Corner, In Every Grassy Knoll...Waiting Patiently With Malicious
Intent, Like Gorillas In The Mist.Comments ()
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fantabulous! hurrah! hurray!
(i only made the c list last spring.....they hate me) JK!
you go Corinna!!! woot! woot!Comments ()
lmao at btexpress! YOU DO HAVE CLEAN NOSTRILS! LMAO!
great great jpegs...totally love em! and yes he is a total hottie...lucky girl! lucky boy too....no one beats the GREEPER! STAT
THAT!Comments ()
blogebrity = viral.Comments ()
i wish i coulda seen the other people at the bus stop
next time take pictures of them too!Comments ()
Musta been those adorable pictures of you and Adam that pushed over the edege. Comments ()
You are the cool kids!
I love your hat...& your nose...oh yeah...great lashes too.
& Adam...man...he’s got intensely beautiful peepers.
Perfection.
That’s what you are together (am I going too far with the sap?).
So what...suck it.Comments ()
I always knew you’d make someone’s B-list...screw the A list.Comments ()
FUCK you are right!!! when i read that to abc last night even he didn’t remember.
OH WELL...i will BRING IT BACK then AND i’ll make it COOLER.Comments ()
thank you!! believe it or not fuckers in high school used to pick on me and INSIST my eye lashes were FAKE..like COME ON fucking
losers.Comments ()
you are my idol.
that one person we were talking about sent a jpg.
you are so FUCKING COOL!!!!Comments ()
Found you through Kracker’s blog. You liked my pic, so I’m here say thanks. Might as well propel you to the A-list
whilst I’m here.Comments ()
jealous people do that.
fuckers.Comments ()
i am not in the least bit surprised.
well, ok, i am. i thought you’d make the A-list.
you’re awesome dudette. Comments ()
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too sweet you are, just too sweet! Comments ()
Man, who’dja fuck to get that honor?!!
Once again, I have noticed that from 3/4 profile, you and I have such a similar nose! WE RULE!Comments ()
Giant congratulations!Comments ()
AWWWW! you just made my day GUS!! i am still laughing I LOVE THOSE PICS!!!!!!!!!! Comments ()
congratulations!!! and celebrations!!!! HUGGE wave to You Corinna!!!!!
U Rock so MANY much!!Comments ()
You guys are sooo cute, you should make a baby, lolComments ()
congrats Cor!! wow, i am so proud to say i know a celebrity now! Comments ()
A congrats haiku:
You’re freakin’ famous!
Oh my god don’t forget us
you’ll have groupies soonComments ()
you’re welcome...it’s all cuz of me, I know it! Kidding. You rock sister! Glad you made the ‘B’ list...we
really fucking like you!Comments ()
COngrats girly! I’m jealous!Comments ()
Fucking brilliant! Will you please do this more often? I love it, and I love your hair. You guys are celebriteees!Comments ()
Girl, I had CECES (Chronic Explosive Colonic Evacuation Syndrome) for 3 friggin days. Every half hour, I’d pee out my ass.
Impervious to Pepto. I actually had the Dry Heaves of the ass at one point. Then I sipped some broth - yeah, liquidity again! I feel
better finally...
Then the Chronic Projectile Vomiting Syndrome struck. Odd thing was, I was hungry in between.
One would think one would lose weight during that heinous week. No, BellyRoll here put on a pound. I hate me. I hate
35.Comments ()
There was a Buckley’s Tavern around the corner from my house in high school. They served the worst tasting cough syrup,
Jagermeister. It never helped my cough and somehow I’d wake up in some 40yr old man’s bed with sheets that
smelled like 12 different things depending on where your nose ended up.
Heh.Comments ()
That’s funny, i do a crotch check on myself. i MUSTMUST have no icky smell. But somehow, if there’s a trace of
something, I smell it my fingers til it fades away. I have the supersmeller too and I think it’s because my nose had to
overcompensate for so long due to horrific sinus issues. I can smell through snot no problem.
Hey, word to the bearers of girlie hormones... I’ve read in a few med journals that your sense of smell is heightened during
your period.
That would explain my knocking on my neighbors door at 2am to tell him to change his son’s diaper.Comments ()
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I’m a math whiz. I whiz on math. Calculators too. I whiz on everything.Comments ()
okieeee, its the weather thingy.... a virus of some sort.... food poisoning..... allergy reaction..... see the doc yet? take care then.
cheers.Comments ()
i was gonna say bad KD but if it happened again? hmmmmm, don’t know but hope it stops soon.
it reminds me of a case of food poisoning I had from a ham and cheese from burgerville, ham and cheese will never be the same I
must say.Comments ()
ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh! me likey likey all the jpegs! the gusgreeper family is great! and adam is one lucky one.Comments ()
who wouldn’t fucking like the greeper? i love her, i really do.Comments ()
i hope you are feeling better. i have a rare talent for making myself barf, but i hate it. i really do.Comments ()
totallyawesomerad post!!
pukey.Comments ()
Waves of sympathy floating your way...think good thoughts...and think good thoughts again...I think you may have managed to pick
up a nasty thing called Mr. Germy. He’s insidious about attacking the stomach...it’s his reason for living...in the
stomach that is.Comments ()
Poor you. Once you’re in the bathroom though, that’s almost accepting that you’re going to barf. I’m
pretty sure that if I went right now and knelt beside the toilet I could make myself gag. Just lie in bed and take a few deep breaths.
The only problem with that is that if it doesn’t work, you’re in trouble. And so is Adam.
I have the same issue with fried potatoes. I used to love them until one night they decided to come back up. I haven’t had
them since.
How was the visit from your dad??Comments ()
Chunky barking is the worst...but that’s one hell of a way to know when you’ve got true love living with you & it seems
that you do.
I never ever forget when someone cleans up my puke...my college roomate is still high on my list of people I love for this very reason.
Feel better soon.Comments ()
The worst is when you get to the toilet and you are convincing yourself that you don’t need to puke, then your body tells you
you do, but you keep fighting it until its too late. Oh God, I’m actually making myself gag right now just typing this and
I’m not kidding.Comments ()
I think you’re heading in the right direction with the stress factor. If it keeps up though, you should get it checked out.
I ate McDonalds in October that caused me to barf and crap water for 2 days. I will never eat that vile shit again. I think it was the
fries...Comments ()
I feel your pain, I’m a blower there is no other word for it I have about a 10 second warning and if I can’t get to the
toilet in time it’s everywhere. The worst is both ends what do you do first I’ve found the muscle contraction from
spweing forces your bladder and erm... other oriffices to ermergency evacuate everything. And it’s a damn sight nicer to clear
up puke. Is this nice enough for you?
I ruined a relationship with this sort of shit, the night we finally got together and I’m all night in the bathroom Did the earth move for you?
No but my dinner sure did!Comments ()
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Hmmmmmmmmmmm...that is a mystery.
And the sickest part of all is I think I’m going to go and make some KD now. Not kidding.Comments ()
kd has ebola in itComments ()
I’m blogging again.
Strange that I should read this post today, because I just took my daughter to lunch, and she came back and barfed it all up.
That was one expensive barf.
Ugh.Comments ()
don’t even kid yourself......
YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY PREGNANT!
go see your doctor! or better yet...get one of those home kits, they’re virtually 100% correct now. no joke. u r
preggers...congrats, i think!
(no seriously tho)Comments ()
we’re on the verge of being drunk.....fyi....2 1/w litres of wine already at the italian eatery in our concourse for
“lunhc” no i know....“lunch”!
ps we need non blogger blogsComments ()
I’m sorry, i know how much you hate that. you shoulda shared at lunch (the story, not the barf). and go to the doctor, right
away. such a long duration between the two occurances and different foods and the approximation of sleeping time vs.
wake-up-and-get-to-it makes me suspicious.
If you’re too...you, to go to the doc, come hit me up for some of the meds that my OB has prescribed for morning sickness
-they’re pricey, but worth it and I’ve got 100 sitting in shoppers, right now. I pop 2 at nite, and can eat all day, again.
(my tummy is no longer hot, now it’s just getting fat)
Props to Altoid Baring Chauffeur for supporting you, I can only hand a glass of water in a crack in the door, to Jer. it must be love and i second the KD motion. i want it sooo much now (oh, wait! zoe, not me)Comments ()
i can’t believe you wrote ME a haiku. i feel beyond special.Comments ()
ohhhh that was so sweet steve!! Comments ()
cooooooooooooooool nice to have you here...i hope you come back! Comments ()
that is way funny cause at this time of year im almost as hairy as my lovely alter ego Comments ()
LOL is right!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
another terra besides me?
what kind of shit is that? =)
anyway, stop throwing up. I command you. also, totally feel you about hating foods from ONE bad incident. There’s about
12-20 foods i’ve refused to eat for over 12 years.
boy. some people can be stubborn!Comments ()
HA! You guys are soooo funny!Comments ()
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oh my dear...it’s just the flu. if you are still puking next week, go to the doctor. they will certainly ask you if you are pregnant
though.Comments ()
not too weird that stress is inducing vomitting.
it’s a bit odd for you though, since you are not too easily arsed into barfing.
i had to laugh though Corinna and i’m sorry for this. but i do the SAME thing with trying to talk myself out of barfing. my mind
goes into a half-panic trying to talk my stomach out of lurching. ech.
fuck KD, i don’t eat things that i barf up ever again. like Subway. i’ve developed a phobia for their
sandwiches.Comments ()
oh and hoorah for ABC, what a sweetie. it’s comforting to have that back patting when heaving into the toilet.
(i hope you’re not anything you don’t want to be, you know what i mean.) but you probably ought to go to the doctor
anyway. i worry about you!Comments ()
no puke for you!
we can learn from these events. firstly, kraft dinner is a last resort. the reason that it lasts so long is becasue this is what you eat when
there is nothing left. its modularity makes it ideal for bomb shelters. if you melt it down it can be formed and hardened into any sort of
shank.
also, experience has told me that when the bum and gape are dueling, sit down.... because the trash can is within reach.Comments ()
I love how you Canadians say Kraft Dinner.
Here, it’s just Mac and Cheese.
Remember that KITH sketch where the guys are poor and eat their Mac and Cheese with Ketchup and get a tapeworm? And cook
their art degrees to eat?Comments ()
your either allergic to something or find foods prepared in unsanitary conditions.
Barfing is ggod it stops you getting seriously ill, its a naturel way of the body recovering,its actually a cure rather than a
symptomComments ()
I bought you a pressie. I haven’t had any luck with the footie pajamas, so I checked out your wishlist.Comments ()
I hate the word barf...so, in my comment I will call it puke!
Sorry you are having the crazy pukes! I also debate before puking. You try to talk yourself out of it. Try to sit on the john as if it might
come out the other end, but to no avail...You must be stressed about something. You need to figure this out! you CAN NOT stop
eating KD however. That’s a travesty.
Once I had it coming out of both ends at the same time! I wish there was someone there to video tape the fact that I was going face to
ass over the pot numerous times! At the time,not so funny but now I would love to see it!Comments ()
Did you know that KD is a food that bulimics use a lot, as a marker? Same with Nacho chips and grape jelly. That way you know
when you’re done everything that you have to throw up.
I know you’re not - but I thought the thought would make you think of the foods that other people have puked, recently. and
really, isn’t that a good thing?Comments ()
it went OK, not bad....i haven’t decided if im going to do a post on it or not. but at least there is real progress finally being
made within my family so that is totally good, and thanks for asking! Comments ()
thanks for all your well wishes!!!!
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i didn’t barf last night im keeping my fingers crossed i hate going to the doctor they just give me drugs that aren’t the
‘right’ drugs. Comments ()
that totally reminds of this one time my parents were out of town when i was around 15 or 16 and i got HAMMERED and had that as
was well but being the moron i am i was running up and down the stairs to use different toilets (when i could make it of course)
i think this will likely just be a KD break. i’ve been eatnig it for so long i don’t even know if my body could survive
properly without it.Comments ()
im pretty sure that one of the things i say every time i barf is that i have no idea how bulimics do it...it takes so much out of me to barf i
have NO ENERGY at all the entire next day. but just like every other mental illness they come with odd shit - bulimia is likely no
different.Comments ()
OH DEAR! u better wacth out with needles!! and i do hope your migraine gets off soon. Aww...poor Gus is
sleeping...ssshhhhhh!Comments ()
very cute pic of gus. i hope you feel better soon honey. and don’t feel guilty about the sympathy people have for you.
that’s because a lot of people GENUINELY love you and care about you. and that WONDERFUL!!!
feel better soon. migraine headaches are the worst. i hope you have something for it.Comments ()
this is an extremely valid point.Comments ()
See... I do read your blog.
Not only that... but you are the Featured Shitty Blog of the Week on Shitty Blog Radio.
Congrats.Comments ()
this one time, i was washing my socks or my tablecloths or something, and there was this squirrel. and i totally didnt know it at the
time, but that the squirrel totally looked like gus, but, of course, i had not met gus yet, so i had no idea.Comments ()
LMAO... I totally read the title to say:
“If only she’d sleep while we’re screwing!”
Now I’ve got to go back and actually read the post Comments ()
Who do I need to blow/eat to get a monkey? ‘Cause I’m totally game once you’re over your pandemic thingy.
Even though you feel like crap, the picture is beautiful!Comments ()
you both make a cute couple Comments ()
I’m just going to quickly add this for Adam to tell ya on yer deathbed...When you are all through being sick...you’re
going to have to explain about the gigantorus pussy that is your chest. The flu should be a cake-walk compared to
‘splaining’ that to your fans! Heh heh! Get well soon you gaylord jerk.Comments ()
happy healing, sewing, and all that. glad my email story entertained you Comments ()
CORINNA!!!
CORINNA!!!
oh sorry...I know you’re not feeling well, I’m sorry I shouted...but you should know I got a special package
recently...and there’s info on my blog about it. *winkwink* *nudgenudge*
You know what I’m talking about right...right? Good.
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Come see Come See!!!!
Everyone - come and see!!!
oh..oh, sorry. Shhhhhhhh.......*hush* I’m just so excited. I may have wee’d myself.Comments ()
awwww, how cute.Comments ()
hey, i’ll wash up your feather bed if you feel better. *insert puppy dog-get better face here*Comments ()
Barf Girl!
I’m going to check out this wishlist...
Can I just say that sock monkeys are the best!!!!!?Comments ()
I see that you have poked your little head out from beneath the covers. So you must be on the road to wellness eh? Well...welcome
back dearie...we were afeared for ya for a while, but I see you have rebounded as usual. I bet you have some monkeys to
sew...right?Comments ()
Why would you tell a stranger you peed a little?Comments ()
holy crap you’re ALIVE! thank goodness...now then....hope it’s all good!Comments ()
don’t listen to Kracker...I’m sure he does too!
i totally LURVE Ellen too! God help me if Jason sees my comment, my life will be over in a flash!
it so should have been snoop dog!Comments ()
I love me some Ellen, too. Great sense of humor.Comments ()
ellen is no stranger she comes into my living room everyday Comments ()
while watching one of those dancing moments with lil snow.. pretty early on in fact. they giant costume head tilted and i saw a neck.. a
white chicken neck. i knew then that it was not snoop dog. this is when i felt that disappointment.
and this has nothing to do with my like or dislike for sean hayes either. i do like him, quite a bit in fact.
oh well..
does this new post mean that you are feeling better???
i think you should know.. there is a new photo on the ransom site, i know how you like the gratuitous nudity that often occurs
there.Comments ()
firstly,i hope you are feeling better possum.tip:get adam to massage your buttocks with butter.youll love it.
secondly,i have never seen the ellen show.we’ll probably get it here in 2015 when theyve re-run jerry springer for all its worth.
thirdly,Vern arrived.and i nearly cried.but i didnt nearly pee.ok,i did.
Vern Stanley has come to a very loving home Corinna.he actually shares astro boys place at the dining table by sitting on
astro’s head.which just means that he is 100% the boss already!weve taken him for several drives around the city and he
even attended our early xmas (yesterday) celebrations,meeting family and friends.
im also WAY impressed that you eat shreddies as im now asssured that you give your bum heaps of fibre.sweeeet.
we love Vern Corinna.
god bless love,and we hope youre better soon for xmas GAYNESS!!! xoxoxooxoxoxoComments ()
really? wow. a side we haven’t seen b4Comments ()
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kay, you totally have a reason to be upset. snoop dog is about a gazillion times more interesting than sean hayes.Comments ()
Congrats on your shitty blog honour! I think you are most definitely the shit.
Hope your tummy troubles are over soon, that must suck.
I did however enjoy my Kraft Dinner the other day. Comments ()
gurr.. that is irritating. how would you know if you FELT pregnant. idiots, the lot of them.
i hope you are what you want to be. that probably makes NO sense at all.
i’m sooo freakin’ excited to see your tatt complete. i’m also a bit jealous.
i took sonny out with me yesterday, he rode on my shoulder in the car. people stared at me. i just smiled and drove on.
i’m sorry you won’t get your present from me until after christmas. (sobs) i have to wait until after the first of the year
as i am so fucking broke right now. josh is out of work again.. (sobs some more) fuck!
all right lady. i hope you start feeling better and don’t feel bad about sleeping in till 1pm.. it’s the best thing for a
migraine.Comments ()
thanks! im sure you did it is great stuff i have yet to eat it yet but i know i will come around on it.Comments ()
i know cause every woman is also different too right, i found that one extra lame. i also completely forgot to mention in the post that i
also took a quiz which said i was 42% pregnant and that i should see a dr., proving just how accurate stats are. see because i did go
to a dr!?!
dude, you know i don’t expect anything in return anyway so no worries at all
some jerks are getting their monkeys late and/or not till next year, my point, you do what you can.Comments ()
you sound much better, hope you are better! Comments ()
i think myself along with likley kabillions of others just don’t handle this time of year very well at all.
thanks for your cards!!Comments ()
What is the criteria for getting Mr. Munkey? Is there a secret code or something? They are cute as hell btw...you and Adam could
make it a business...no two monkeys alike. Tres Cool! I think you are on the mend finally...you seem to be your nearly SASSY self.
You probably have had Gus worried sick about you.Comments ()
i am sooo not sending you a gift just because you made me a monkey. i’m sending it to you because i love making things for
friends. i’m glad you understand though. that said.. i am making more stuff to include in the package now because it’s
not left the house yet. i promise to include the excedrin migraine. i will get the hugest bottle i can lay my hands on.Comments ()
WOW, you are mean when your sick. I’m surprised everyone doesn’t move out during your illnesses. J/K Your a
funny lady.Comments ()
I’m so stinking glad that you may be starting to feel better!
Those chat room junkies are evil & will waste a lot of my time in the future...crap...Comments ()
I have to fight stupid biological thoughts off too. Luckily, my rational mind that doesn’t want any rugrats wins every time.
Whew!Comments ()
AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh, HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!
UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR! HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh!
AAAAAAAAaaa rrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnnhhhh, HHHurrRRRRRRRRnhhhh. UUUHHHGGG-rrrr! UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR!
UUUHHHGGG-rrrrRRR... ... ... ... RRRRRRRRRRR!
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well looks like maybe you aren’t preggers afterall...but i hope u figure it out..sounds shitty....good luck.
i love arrested development....lucky girl! no it wasn’t me!
great post btw...totally dig it.Comments ()
HA that is funny!! and made me laugh cause ya ummmm sometimes three is a crowd and we gotta give her the little ‘ok Gus
time for you to get off the bed now nudge’!!Comments ()
that is still totally up for debate
and thanks that pic scared me i was like fuck ME i better not be ‘glowing’!Comments ()
one of my friends is convinced im going to end up stalking her. but like AS IF, all i wanna do is dance with her man!!! oh ummmm and
meet her girlfriend.Comments ()
i saw white neck too BUT see i don’t think Justin was in Big Gin everyday last year just on the last day...so i didn’t let
the neck detour me from my guess which was so wrong i should hide under a rock and be banned from watching her show! but then i
would surely die of a broken heart.Comments ()
get well soon still?Comments ()
i know eh? it is totally ridiculous! like hello body i either am sick or im not make up your bloody mind Comments ()
I’m the first to see it - online!
That bitch is so gonna be #1 one in my gallery of living vicariously thru tat-ed friends. Beauty. Pure beauty (and it makes you look
really tough, too)Comments ()
i’ll post a non bloody photo in the morning after i scrub it down!Comments ()
oh yeah! totally rad!Comments ()
it is such a marvel what can scare pirates.
it looks like she sucked the flesh off the bf.
reaper versus greeper.
enter brambus.Comments ()
It’s... beautiful!Comments ()
I love you Comments ()
Maybe the spewing is an allergic reaction to something new that you weren’t allergic to before? Like water, or
I’m liking it more than I did the first time I saw the tat.Comments ()
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Last week I ate so much I felt pregnant. I gave birth too ...Comments ()
Yes...very pretty. I bet Gus stares at it all the time.Comments ()
Dude, after seeing that, I want you to kick my ass.Comments ()
Im a panther grrrrComments ()
I am thoroughly impressed. When we play our first gig, you must go sleeveless to display it in all it’s wonder. Comments ()
you fucking rock.Comments ()
That loox really kewl. The butterfly-death-skull iz awesomerad. Rock & Roll, Baby.Comments ()
wow thats a big ass arm tattoo! nice!
signed, the girl afraid of needles who will never be able to be identified when she’s dead if the dentist office burns down
because she has no tattoosComments ()
ps thanks for the linkage, i linked you back Comments ()
i felt pregnant earlier too! but then found out that it was a large ‘stool’ in my lower bowel....bugger.
dude,have kids and love them.imagine christmas’s with NO family? your girlfriends dont want them NOW thats their
problem.theyre not thinking about when their husbands die prematurely (from aids or something),and theyre a 50 year old,HIDEOUS
looking thing with no family.lonely city.
WE LOVE YOU GAYLY CORINNA.GET WELL YOU JERK!!!!!!
xoxoxComments ()
hardcore biatch.
awesomerad!geezer!Comments ()
AWESOME!!!!
must get more tattoos.....
seeing a beaut like that really really makes me want to go for another. the pain, the pleasure of the finished work. i’ve missed
it so...Comments ()
Gus, if you’d like Indy to be the featured blog of the week, send an email to jeckles. [email protected]
nice tattoo.Comments ()
CHEWY you are SO sweet !!Comments ()
totallyawesomeradComments ()
still waiting for the story behind this tatt..
i like it. Comments ()
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i’ll get to it....eventually Comments ()
That is fierce, or whatever the cool kids say now.Comments ()
damn tyra banks and her ANTM got me saying FIERCE something fierce Comments ()
Ouch...but I love the kitty...love him so...Comments ()
That is a sweet tat!!!!!!!! I have a cat too!!! Great coloring!Comments ()
Ah, but what if we wait until he’s on American ice, where your Canadian magic cannot protect him?
Here in Detroit we get to wave all our players goodbye as they scatter to all corners of the globe during the Olympic break.Comments
()
Meow-Meow Kitty Menaced by Flying Human Skull Butterfly!
Are Your Children Safe?!?
News At 11.Comments ()
If he takes bad penalties, I think he’ll sit on the bench a lot. I honestly don’t think that Bertuzzi is as good as Crossby
or Spezza. We’ll see I suppose. Prove me wrong Bertuzzi, prove me wrong.Comments ()
when we win this year i hear the senate wants to name the new 5dollar coin the tizzle.
and all you insubordinates who question gretzky are going to a salty hell. and soon.Comments ()
Nice Tat.Comments ()
Tampa Bay is the greatest team of all time!
St Louis and Lecavalier are the SHIT!Comments ()
that just looks so PAINFUL!Comments ()
i dig CHESS!Comments ()
yeah imagine him and thornton on the same line eh
here we’re all yyeah, northern ontario represent, he’s from sudbury, pronger’s from dryden, i played on the
same team as staal in bantams here in thunder bay, turco’s from the sault
we got another good team Comments ()
If you’re happy, I’m happy,Corrina.Comments ()
bert and jovo and heatley, oh my. spezza is currently on the could-be-injured list and honestly, we’re going to win, anyways
(again) so I barelycare about booing. it’s just jealousy, in this venue, i think.Comments ()
last night watching the edmonton game we lost that was one of the most stupid games i’ve ever seen - 13 different goal
scorers???? i was like SWEEEEEEEET pronger, but ryan smyth is SO ugly and i was like ok boys i hate you tonight but i love you in
february!! [i can not believe we have not beaten calgary OR edmonton WTF?????] i friggin HATED pronger totally when he played
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for st. louis cause st. louis are fucking dorks i hate the blues, nasty bunch of jerks...ok so as i was saying even though i know im going
to cry cause bert won’t get 44 at least i can sort of like pronger now! woo hoo!
i love this team canada i bet Turco will be the goalie to watch - it is his time to SHINE i think!! Comments ()
if being a nerd is enough.Comments ()
TRUE on the players and ya ok your team is good but i still have issues with teams in HOT places. UNLESS they used to be
Canadian teams.
like us losing to LA should be fucking illegal!!!
[granted when it comes right down to it i just want Americans to watch as much hockey as humanly possible and love it with the same
fervor that most of the country hates BUSH with]Comments ()
merry christmas happy new year kiddo...all the best to you and yours...have a blast! LOVE THE TAT! LOVE IT!
my blog/computer were hijacked, so i’ll be a while b4 i’m back, firkin hackers! hugs! xoComments ()
:) MERRY XMAS CORINNA the weiner cleaner and adam the HUNKOID! may it be awesome and sexy with food n love n stuff!
nash, too. right?Comments ()
are you asking if im happy he made it or if he made it?
he made it, im happy!!! bet you wish he could play for america Comments ()
it was! very Comments ()
check this fly shit out... 2006 awesome canadian roster
you know you wanna...Comments ()
sweet that list rocks the one i linked from the article yesterday is LAME!Comments ()
Team USA is pretty lame. I’m almost ashamed at the guys they are sending over. We got Chelios and De Pietro, which is
good, but they give Roenick the snub in favor of somelike like Scott Gomez. I question their thinking on that one. We need players like
Roenick on our team.
Now Canada, they got a team. Maybe i don’t agree with them picking Bert over Crosby, but Crosby will make the team next
time. Watch out for Team Sweden, Team Russia, and Team Czech, as well.Comments ()
bertuzzi is a punk
sidney crosby should be on that team
happy holidaysComments ()
Oh my gosh!
Your tattoo came out soooo beautiful!
I really love the colors and the use of negative space!!!!Comments ()
love the colour...beautiful.Comments ()
we could of had two teams
im going with my buddy Wayne G on this one. i gotta trust the G-man! he be-ath one of my favorite Canadians, ever.
Canada does generally have fantastic games against Russia, Czech, and Sweden...the best games are the edge of your seat ones
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that leave you screaming and hoping your crazy landlord doesn’t knock on the door! and those countries do are generally
bring it! Comments ()
YOU’VE GOT IT! air drummer extraordinaire Comments ()
not knowing anything about hockey i cannot make a comment about this post.
but.. since you haven’t written anything new.. i will say this:
you rock. have a merry christmas and adam too!
xo SarahComments ()
GO CANADA GO!!!! Comments ()
Have a lovely, fun and cozy festive weekend there! May there be many many happy returns in this merry season.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Cheers!Comments ()
GUS!!!!! MERRY XMAS CUTE!!!! hope you enjoy this holidays with your love ones and happy new year!!!
i have a new blog btw. My other one i deleted it.....lost all my archives...almost 2 years. Anyway my new one is
http://caracolasenelmar.blogspot.com
MUACKSSSSSSSSSSS Vancouver girl!!!! Comments ()
Merry Christmas you gorgeous Vixen!
Big hugs and kisses to you and gus and adam and dr vegas!
xoxoxoxoxox love Maja and geezerComments ()
Merry Christmas Corinna, Gus and Adam. Happy Festiveness!Comments ()
Merry christmas to you too!Comments ()
hope you’re feeling better, honey. and enjoying the rest of your hols.
and can i just say i love your tatt? because i really really do and i want to greet the new year with a new one. just don’t know
what tattoo i want to get.Comments ()
damm we need to get together for a game, I will bring pads in case your karate chops @ the tv get out of hand.Comments ()
Booo.
I dont even know what m on about but i felt like being annoyingComments ()
i wrote the last paragraph of this entry and HAD to include you in it.. it all just freaking tied in! amazing..Comments ()
schweet, probably won’t help them win the gold though Comments ()
OMG...you just did bubbly in pics...face it...you did!
Always too damn cute...you guys always make me smile.Comments ()
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ABC’s sister can be as hardcore as she wants with me, and i would probably love it. Cute + Intimidating = Intriguing.
Luv the Team Canada Hats. I wish i was canadian...not to fond of being american. Is that blasphemous? Where’s a patriot act
when you need one?
Posted my latest drawing on my Blog. I’m quite happy with that one. It is the product of my new-found inspiration, which will
remain undisclosed at this time.
“Forschnebik !!!”Comments ()
Very efficient modeling several presents in one picture. You are some kind of professional.Comments ()
Haaa! Love the pics. Looks like a fun Christmas. I haven’t been able to comment here in a while (dial up issues), but
I’m back BABY!Comments ()
Sweeeet! This is what I miss about being in a relationship. First Christmas as a single guy. I had waaaaaay too much time on my
hands!Comments ()
hehe, great pics.. Comments ()
you always look so cool in your jpgs, YOComments ()
You guys are really Canadian. Not a little, but a lot.
Rock on Canada!Comments ()
I like Nolff. he seems smart and he knows where it’s at (with 2 turntables and a microphone)...
I’m missing out on my monkey so you hosers can view canada kicking ass (it’s a given, but i would be there if i
wasn’t in hell - i mean at work) - bring me back some junior memories, eh? (and let’s hope they, ahem, inspire,
hmm-mm, someone else to win and um, end the streak - sorry, something in my throat)Comments ()
nice hat.
I like the underwear on the outside too. Very classy.Comments ()
Speaking for Canada, you guys represent times a million.
We love you Canadian, hockey fanatic, silly hatted, sexy underweared people so much eh.
Yeah, I know I didn’t use eh in the right context, but our American friends don’t know that.
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...Comments ()
Great photos! It seems pretty green in Vancouver. Aren’t you guys supposed to get snow and shit? I love Gus’ box. I
just want to pick Gus up and hug her til she starts growling at me! You and Adam look so fresh-faced and good looking it’s
enough to make me sick!
I love it
xoxComments ()
oh my god! SLC looks like she’d be a hoot to hang out with.
you scored some cool presies dude! sorry that you have bad stuff to go along with all the great pics. that pic of adam with the blacked
out toofesses is hilarious.
sure did miss you!
xoComments ()
wait...are those the toques being offered at mcd’s for a buck 99? if so i need to hook up!Comments ()
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I told you I did not want to be on your website, and you assured me you would put something over my face, so please do so or take
me out of the picture.
Thanks.Comments ()
1. i run the show
2. playing scatagories you said you didn’t care. sorry but you shouldn’t of said it then, and for crying out loud i think
you need to relax it is a bloody family photo.
3. sorry you are SO FUCKING ashamed of my site.
4. thanks for making an already almost unbearable time with you two already, worse.
Comments ()
way to rep your hood!
i see that you keeps it reals yo!
from the streets!
(that was my attempt at hipness)Comments ()
Glad to see that you guys had a spiffy time with the family and all. Lurvly pictures all around. Gus is at peace now. Oh yes...she
is.Comments ()
assuming annonymous is someone in the photos.. do they think they are going to get a cyber stalker or something? do they know
there is probably a photo of them already ON the net somewhere, regardless if they want it to be or not? and i’m not referring
to this website either!Comments ()
hmph, families...i got no toques...but on the positive side, i did give gus the box.
i LOVE being on your site!Comments ()
Whoa! I want one of those toques! Nice pics.Comments ()
Hey Corinne,
Happy New Year to you and your cute kitty!Comments ()
I have to tell you your blog takes a realy long time to load and I only get half the pics. Im on a phone connection so my shit is slow but
your blog is the only one that takes so long to load. Just thought i would let you know. I love the panties but they are supposed to go
under. lol HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!Comments ()
are you sure you are not a closet Canadian? you called the toque by its proper name. im suspicious.Comments ()
i also aim to please Comments ()
no i don’t think so at all it is pretty damn cool here Comments ()
Don’t go changing, to try and please me
You never let me down before
Don’t imagine you’re too familiar
And I don’t see you anymore
I wouldn’t leave you in times of trouble
We never could have come this far
I took the good times, I’ll take the bad times
I’ll take you just the way you are
Don’t go trying some new fashion
Don’t change the color of your hair
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You always have my unspoken passion
Although I might not seem to care
I don’t want clever conversation
I never want to work that hard
I just want someone that I can talk to
I want you just the way you are.
I need to know that you will always be
The same old someone that I knew
What will it take till you believe in me
The way that I believe in you.
I said I love you and that’s forever
And this I promise from the heart
I could not love you any better
I love you just the way you are.
~cheesy, but honest and the right lyrics!!! (billy joel totally knew how to say it - before the wife beating and shit)Comments ()
i seriously have a problem with bullies and bully behavior. i would have totally knocked the crap out of the both of them. if bigger =
badder baby.. i’m the baddest bitch of the west.
i’m probably overly protective of you, because you are my friend, but i cannot STAND the fact that they would do that to you. i
couldn’t stand it when i read that “annonymous” comment on the post below and i couldn’t keep my
mouth shut!
i’m sorry Adam!
and i’m sorry Corinna, that you went through that, why they couldn’t just be grown-ups about it is beyond me. tis the
season, put aside all the petty bullshit and enjoy BEING together. isn’t that the whole fucking point?!!?
that said, if this comment is too much, feel free to delete it if you need to.
take care of yourself.Comments ()
thanks guys
i did not post it so people would bash them i would never do that, but i know what you are saying about the bullies etc i do feel totally
the same in the grand scheme of things.
i’ll only take so much. i let them take me past that point before i totally lost it because at first it was the right thing to do for
adam.
it is really pissing me off how much i am LETTING this bother me!Comments ()
Well...that’s too bad...because I think most people enjoy seeing the family pictures...I know I do. It’s almost like the
person whose blog we read...allows us into their life a bit and shares the things that they care about. Those pics made me think that
you’d all had a wonderful time. OOPS! Corinna it has been a privilege reading your blog and viewing your various pictures.
They should be proud that you wanted to share them with us. I’m only allowed to post the dog’s picture...you
can’t visit Sumoland...it would be divorceville. You didn’t do anything wrong as far as I’m concerned...hugs to
you all.Comments ()
On the plus side, you and Adam seem solid. Families are pretty insane, that’s why I keep a nice distance from them. I had this
from my ex’s cousins. They used to say I wasn’t good enough and, trust me, I’m nothing less than a gent. I
wonder how they feel about the overwieght alcoholic hooligans she affiliates herself with now? Ho-hum.
Sorry, i went off on my own tangent.
Keep it Greeper.
Happy New Years to both of you.
ChrisComments ()
Yeah, I agree with above commenters... From the looks of the pic you guys had a great time with a wonderful family. Some people
are just weird like that.
My ex’s sisters “felt sorry” for me, but that’s only because their brother was a total loser and asshole.
Sounds to me like you and Adam are doing very well, and he seems definitely NOT to be a loser or an asshole. (BTW, you are no
loser, either! It takes balls to say some of the things you do!) As long as you and ABC are cool, and he loves you for who you are,
then his family should respect that and treat you the same.
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Hope you have a Happy New Year, Greepers!Comments ()
It’s probably not even about the picture. I’m sure if the picture wasn’t up, they’d find something else to
create drama about. That’s what bullying is all about.
I went through this same shit with my ex’s sisters. Optimistically, after about two years, we became genuine friends. Stand
your ground and I bet it will work out.Comments ()
Oh yeah, AND, you may not be making money off this thing, but does he know about your HAIKU AWARD???Comments ()
Sisters...geez...sometimes they are the WORST! I’ve got 2 AND 4 sis-in-laws...so I feel your pain. I hate to say it...but I
will...sometimes women are our own worst enemies. The need for DRAMA...holy shit...stop already! I told this to my bro’s wife
& she snapped at me...gee...think she got half of what I was saying?!
Don’t agonize over it...save yourself & just enjoy Adam & be good to each other...that’s what they should want too.
Happy New Year.Comments ()
ya gotta love that the people online are more supportive than the fam - just goes to show: distance makes the heart bullshit
bullshit....(except for adam, of course - he’s some sort of wierd, one-of-a-kind gem.)
it took like, 4 years for me to be able to say “i got kinda mad at your mom today”, and even then, it’s only after
his own venting, so you’ve definately got something spech.
as if you needed to read that.
peace out (and indygirl mentioned the haiku award - let’s not forget the shitty blog!)Comments ()
want to go for a machiato at Delaney’s this weekendComment (1)
omg.. purple and blue?!!? does this mean i have to change the official greeper jewelry i made you?
like it.Comments ()
Geezer and I are just plain lucky. We love each other’s families and we all get along great. I really feel for you and Adam. I
hope things get better one day Comments ()
That is the longest post I have read in a long time. But great. Sorry to say it sounds like the in-law problems aren’t going to go
away any time soon.Comments ()
thank you, this was one of those posts i was writing saying i’ll be lucky if anyone reads half of it! but i needed to get it out i was
being mean to random strangers, (again) and ultimately i write for me. Comments ()
purple? the lighter shade should be a greyie-blue. i hate purple i hope it doesn’t look super purple.
but no im still all about pink and green i just needed some change ups Comments ()
THANKS Y’ALL, i figured i would get some good empathic stories...i KNEW i was not alone on this one!!
i do still apologize for how fucking long it is BUT at least when i do other in-law posts all the basics are there so i won’t have to
give much back story except a link people can always skim if they have no clue what im talking about Comments ()
hey dlak! thanks for letting me know. im looking into it...i’ll likely be moving to a new server which should speed things up even
for dial-up. Comments ()
Have a Smashing Happy New Year!
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Hey, hang in strong there.Comments ()
DAMN! sowy i was late! whishing you the best for 2006 GUS to you and the ones you love!!!! OH MY GAWD the pics are greater then
great! love ur undies and boxers! U rock so hard!!!!
Must be all nice to celebrate xmas in Vancouver....some day i will!
2006 kisses your way!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
Happy New Year.Comments ()
they are all so adorable. you’ve made all these right?
anyhow, hope you have a happy new year!!
keep blogging! Comments ()
yes,we both did each and every one Comments ()
Hmm, I think my Vern is the most handsome sock monkey ever made! I got him in nearly every single new years eve photo I took last
night, he’s a star here on site! Those who don’t love him instantly take to him soon enough
Happy New Year, dollface!!Comments ()
he is one fine lad if i do say.
CRAZY you have already had your new years it is ONLY 4:20pm here. {and yes, we are rolling up a joint}
i hope you ALL had a fantastic night! and vern didn’t get too out of hand Comments ()
i must say i must say that could well have been the opening credits to a new soap opera or dramatic primetime docu-comedic
newszine. or something. but damn, the monkeys are handsome yes? psychosis in some yes, but how they have the
handsome.Comments ()
Happy New Year with your celebrating. Loved the Monkey parade very much.Comments ()
i’d love a sock monkey. i may not like kids but i adore sock monkeys. no joke.Comments ()
aaaawwwww. now aren’t you guys the best? love the panties. i think i have a pair in green and turquoise.Comments ()
FANTASTIC!! i finally got to see ALL of the new batch.
eBay travel agency is a great idea as well.
btw.. Sonny is way more calm now, he hangs out on the headboard until we get ready to go somewhere, then he’s just as bad
as the dog.. i think he likes making his angry face at passersby.
thanks again sweetie!Comments ()
i agree with chris up on there. families can be insane and it’s important that you and adam are tight. i am in a interracial
relationship and my beau’s family is the type that wants to keep the “race” intact. i feel you.Comments ()
bAH! dude,that was way long.UNLIKE my penis.......
i wanna arm wrestle adams sisters,NUDE,all at the same time! WAHEY!!!!!!!!!!!
not really.
xoxoxooxoooooooooxxxxxxxxxxxxxooooooooooooooooooxxxxxxxxComments ()
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hey, am I ever gonna get one?Comments ()
Anonymous on Jan 1 2006, 00:16
Whooo Hooo!
Happy New Year!!!!Comments ()
I don’t want any of your stinkin’ monkeys. Ever. Especially not one like the adorable four-armed monkey with his
kickin’ attitude and quadralimbal capabilities.
Don’t even THINK about telling me where I can buy one or tell me how to make one. Damn you and your whip-stitches.
Oh, and HAPPY NEW YEAR!Comments ()
totally we are just taking a short break and then we are back to it on the ones that are late.Comments ()
very sweet. BTW, I think your blog is one of the best I’ve had the pleasure of coming to.Comments ()
I love my onya, but there’s been a little too much porn donwloaded, lately.
I can’t can’t can’t make her go to sleep at night - everytime i think it’s safe for me to drop off, i wake in
the morning to find her sitting atop the CPU, looking all innocent and 5 bazillion popups of dirty dirty monkey sex on my screen.
and a whole tube of vaseline used up.
nonetheless: at least someones getting some.Comments ()
I can’t believe you gave up his cover. Now he’s going to have to go into the sock monkey protection program. Just
make sure you don’t make any Romulain sock monkies and everything should be alright.Comments ()
happy new year!!!!!!!!!!!!!
will be back soon...virus’ suck ass... xoComments ()
In laws suck, but unfortunately you have to deal with them for the sake of the man you love.
Such is the life of a woman!Comments ()
Radclif is doing fine. He’s a runner, if you didn’t know.
He has a girlfriend too, I took a picture
She’s a bit of a slut, but he seems happy.Comments ()
hahaha holy shite those monkeys are awesome!Comments ()
Sorry... life was and is too hectic to go to so many different sites and I lost track of some for a while. I don’t even get to update
the non blog parts of my site as much as I’d really like to and I was kind of in a blog funk for awhile, but these things happen
and all.
And I would be happy to put your link up for my link up and all of that happy stuff.
Have a great new year and enjoy the sock monkeys!!Comments ()
Oh GG those are SO great! I’m glad that you got MOST of them done and didn’t stress out too bad. Now can we start
bitching about wedding planning? he he...I’m sure there will be a lot of that to come but it’s nice to hear that you know
and have done NOTHING regarding your wedding either...well, it makes me feel better anyway ;O) HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!Comments
()
i know that I’m totally shallow and lame but I love your skull sweater, where’d you get it? I want one. happy
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christmas...Comments ()
the star-eyed one looks like one of Koopa’s childrenComments ()
happy new year!
and your friend does good tattoo work from the looks of it. i’m starting to seriously think about getting a pretty big one up my
spine.
but those are so frikkin cool! i want one of my very own. wanna trade? a hand-knit item for a hand-made monkey. i can crank out hats,
scarves, gloves and i’m learning socks now. let me know.
have a prosperous year filled with lots of naked days in the apartment.Comments ()
ahh their little personalities shine throughComments ()
They’re so cuuuuuuuuute!Comments ()
ugh. When you marry someone, you marry that person’s family. I wish someone had warned me of this...Comments ()
thanks gary! that was really nice of you to write and im very flattered you think so!!
Comments ()
ya we can talk we both make them so i’ll check with the man..trades are likely acceptable i know we both like
socks.Comments ()
Makes me want to take nap on a pile of them!Comments ()
Hello and happy new year from Houston Texas. Thanks for the honor. Yuu are absolutely one of my favorite bloggers. I am linking
you at my site. BTW, there are some really good Canadian blogs. Percentagewise,I think you guys are beating us hands
down.Comments ()
That’s sooooo fucking sweet!!! happy happy new year Gus! i love the little monkey! Comments ()
oh corinna....this post just makes me want to hug you. big hug coming in from winnipeg. xoxoComments ()
see what youre actually doing in the first foto is the mating ritual of the turkey vulture with cheese. the tvwc first spots a male on the
ground and joins him. she turns her beak inside out and cups her tvwc wings over her tvwc brests -- it ends up looking alot like mic
jagger in the eighties. and vegas is comatose. brullance.
pat benetar gave me a black eyeComments ()
it was purchased at adrenaline piercing + tattoo, which may have stores in san diego.....the brand, Lucky 13.
find one and be gorrrrgeousss.....!Comments ()
girl.. you so secsay!
love the new specs and it’s a fucking bonus + bonus that |a.) your eyes got better |b.) you don’t have to deal with the
fuckwit anymore and |c.) and.. it’s near your place.
they’re fucking sweet, btw..
i have a headache RIGHT now from my new prescrption.Comments ()
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Lucky you got a digital camera, those mug shots are AWESOME!Comments ()
Great Glasses and Great Photos!
Capitals, yeah!Comments ()
i had lasik done in october and it was the best $1800 i’ve ever spent! i went to coal harbor downtown, and the guy who did my
eyes has done most of hte canucks eyes, so you know he rocks i had severe astigmatism and went from 20/375 to 20/20
Comments ()
Suits you!Comments ()
I Luv U !!!Comments ()
U rock, glad canada won!Comments ()
I just discovered that i can watch the world junior hockey championships on my Dishnetwork Center Ice. I watched USA def.
Czechoslavakia. We face Russia next.Comments ()
oooooooooooohhh, great glasses! and fabulous other jpegs as well.Comments ()
Oh Corrina, welcome to the insanity that is in-laws!! The fact the Dad asked those annoying, face-pinching, shrink in your seat
questions is because he already considers you family; love it or lump it. It sucks and blows all at once. the Sisters obviously see you
as THE threat and possible shiny object in the family’s eyes and hence the pecking order must be protected and
re-established: KICK HOLY ASS!! don’t let them have an inch of what is your place in this family.
This *IS* what family is all about...divide and conquer.
You’ve inspired me to try and get a picture of the gruesome twosome I have for sister-in-laws, I may need a wide angle lens
though if thy’re going to share the same frame...things to work out.It’ll be worth it though...one of them looks like
Hagrid and I’m desperate to have popular agreement that she does, in fact, reseble Hagrid.
I love the skull cardi too...I want one.Comments ()
I love how they’re all so different!! Mona is so adorable...she does miss her family though, but still, settling in remarkably
well...she even has her own bed!!
There was an eye biting incident with short-stack but we’ve had a talk and no one is ever allowed to bite, suck or chew on
anyone else’s eyes, ears, nose...
There was also the shoplifting, but the police let her go with a warning.
Happiest of New Years to you both, newest beginnings.Comments ()
I must have a duplicate of your lil brown shirt. Raaarrrr!Comments ()
god i heart you four eyes. NAUGHTY!
do you know,’fuckwitt’ is one of my alltime fav words.its so.......descriptive.
and secondly,women talking about sport is way erotic.actually,i just had to pop out for a quick ‘bat’ but VERNwas here
so i couldnt as i felt all naughty and shit.xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxooxComments ()
I’m very picky about optometrists...so while I’m not usually quick to ban stuff, I ban optometrists like there’s no
tomorrow.Comments ()
hmmm, thought I was the only one that banned places on account of one miserable fuckwit. Glad I’m not the only one. Maybe
the moral of your post is to give peace a chance...
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I am very intrigued about the contacts however. If I could have something in my eyes that made them not totally blood red when I
smoked pot I would jump off the couch while holding my breasts, which, sadly I also do during tense sporting situtations - football in
my case. Now THAT is the miracle of christmas...I usually have to use loads of eye drops - poo poo!Comments ()
i think i love you.Comments ()
Love the look!Comments ()
we’re having a fabulous breakdown, aren’t we my dear! Have some more tits.Comments ()
Those glasses make you look like my ex-girlfreind. That’s not a bad thing. I’m just saying.Comments ()
You’re hot when your trying to look all goofy...not a small feat...at all.Comments ()
that stuff still totally scares me. im scared i’ll go totally blind at like 60 or something.Comments ()
you are so awesome clay that made me laugh my ass off! good one Comments ()
Norway sucks. Not as a country, just at hockey.Comments ()
Hey, sorry you had such a horrible holiday! I am a fellow xmas hater, just because so often it’s filled with arguments, stress,
near bankruptcy, and random acts of hatred/annoyance at complete strangers. GAH. Writing this even makes me hate it more.
BUT, back to my point, so many of us have been bullied by family members/friends over our site. And like you, I had people throw my
insecurities back at me, which is like, OW. The best I can say is when it gets you down, just yell out a big, “fuck those
guys!”
umm. long comment? Sorry!Comments ()
I HATE it when my realizations come too late.Comments ()
i hear the dressing room still smells like brett hull’s penny loafers.
what a loser.
what the fuck was wayne thinking?
at least we know fuhr was under the inflooence.
mike liut always looked better in hartford green.
and you can have geoff courtnall 4ever.Comments ()
obviously you forgot the AGE old tradition of sptiitng in norweigans faces at any opportunity.
dude,youe diggin that canada beany arent you? thats probably your FAVVOURITE thing in the entire universe bar adams BUDGIES
TONGUE isnt it?
that foto made me larf heaps!
xxComments ()
sorry, i’m here so late. happy new year! and you’re right you’re running the show here. i know you can hold
your own. i bet their bark is louder than their bite. welcome to the i-have-a-crazy-sister-in-law club. sorry about the grief
you’re getting about work or not working, been there too. but really i had to post just to tell you that i LOVE that sweater
too.Comments ()
talk about synchronicity. i finished posting the last comment on your site and someone i.m.d me the following:
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“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.”
-AristotleComments ()
These monkeys are mad sexy. I like Saltine Pepper the best, just because her smile is so electric. I’m quite turned on right
now. Excuse me for a moment... thank you.Comments ()
oh my god. i fucking LOVE that photo.
it’s so fucking hilarious i’m crying from laughing too hard.
this is one of the many reason that i heart you Corinna!Comments ()
yes, i do find it seriously and ridiculously funny how NOT scary i look there Comments ()
LOL! hey, guys, i’m really not norwegian, okay? Comments ()
I just can’t take it anymore. Like you, all the very hot sexy ladies put themselves down. “NOT SEXY. NO BODY.
SMALL BOOBs”. When exactly the opposite is true. May I say, you look great, sexy, hot, pretty, etc.
Now that I got that out of the way. RANGERS, 2ND PLACE, 50 POINTS canucks, third place, 47 points Comments ()
Detroit used to have some half-ass rivalry with St Louis.
And the Avalanche.
And my sock drawer. If I catch Hasek in my bedroom again, I’m going to be angry. If I wasn’t certain he was after the
socks, I’d suspect my wife...
Gus! Come check out the redesigned SafeTinspector!!!Comments ()
wow, can’t believe I’ve never been to your site before...I saw Canada play USA on Sat. It was great...all the
NOrwegan guys were learing at you...lol
right on...hockey fan too...coolComments ()
Oh...aren’t we the NAUGHTY one! You crack me up...really! You ahould be bottled and sold on the street corners of the
world. It would be a better place for having you in it!Comments ()
Hi Gusgreeper!
Ok i am here... ready to have a counselling session with regards to VERN STANLEY.
Distraughted. LOL. I cannot believe i dreamt of it.
I just saw your post below. I pray tonight I am safe from ALL his brothers and sisters LOLComments ()
Yupperz, people; St. Louis Sux Nads, and so does any team that let’s them walk all over you.
Sorry Gus, i had a couple beers, and am a bit loose of tongue at the moment.
Damn, that naked asian girl at the bar was really hot.
I Miss Dawn...she is my joy in this retarded world.
I need her near me.
FORSCHNEBIK !!!Comments ()
No question -- that’s my favorite pic of you.Comments ()
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Hold up. I just scrolled down. Haven’t been here in a few days. I just found two more I like better.Comments ()
Those guys weren’t leering at you, they were just scouting the local talent.Comments ()
It’s so on. We’re, like I totally, called, gonna win gold and then come feb, we’re gonna win another one and the
US will cry in their budweisers.
on a similar and different note: when i’m down and troubled about my boys’ skill (or lack of display of) on the ice, I just
think - at least they’re not fucking TO or Boston. Heh, i think that might have hurt ya, just a bit...admit it...Comments ()
SO FIERCE!! my little toquela.Comments ()
your pics always make me lol, even your boobie one, not because your boobs are funny, but because you love and embrace your
inner dork. uh, not saying you’re a dork, we all have an inner dork...why am i even commenting today?
thought.process.broken.Comments ()
Still very hot in glassess!!!Comments ()
no worries, im no band wagon canucks fan i can take it!!Comments ()
i am SO a dork. i take no offense to that. thankfully adam is too Comments ()
i know cause i look so scary right? but then you saw how hot my hair is in that last one, i don’t blame you for changing your
mind Comments ()
thank you, i was more trying to be dorky and when i told adam i was going to post it he said it looked like i was humping the couch so
then i knew i HAD to post it Comments ()
FANTASTIC point! adam used to play hockey and he is also 6’2
they can not have him!Comments ()
ya the toronto shots hurt like women who believe their nipples really can cut glass and try.
the russians already made them cry last night....sweeeeeeeeet.Comments ()
Jee!! ur style is so awesome! glasses are nice but Pics are the best! love the last one...i dunno...love all of them! Comments ()
This reminds me of an old joke about psychiatrists. “How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? Amswer: Only
one, but the bulb has to be willing to be changed.”
Years ago, I worked myself through some deep depression.
I wonder where I would be now if I hadn’t been willing.Comments ()
how did you find such a great therapist, and how did you get lined with this one. I’ve tried counsellors (bleh), psychiatrists (too
medical and impersonal), but i understand your therapy is covered. How did you work that out.. (i really want to know)Comments ()
it is a super long story but short of it is that i cheated the system, but not really because i did really hit a point where i was way past
sick of myself, i told the drs. i was basically going to walk out the door and kill myself if i didn’t get some kind of serious help,
plus with the file sitting right in front of her with my week long hospital stay for my failed attempt from high school i don’t think
she wanted to risk it......that got me in at vancouver general for all these tests where they labeled me all these stupid things im not and
i did some group therapy which i hated and quickly stopped going to, and had a different psychiatrist who i couldn’t stand but
at least i got one fast but i would just stare at the wall and lay with my legs up and crossed like on movies. then by complete fluke, but
really shitty circumstances i ended up seeing a different drs. but in the same office i had been going to and i got recommended to the
dude i see now based on the meds i was on and all the shit that had happened over that past year.
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i know i got seriously lucky.
it will all come out over the course of the blog im sure.Comments ()
all in the name of progress and i’m proud of you.Comments ()
i’m glad it’s working for you.
i think i should invest.
happy new year kiddo! Comments ()
i totally LOVE THIS PICTURE! SO SO COOL!Comments ()
i love that geezer called u four eyes! he is the FUCKIN SHIT! and YOU MY DEAR are one ballsy, fucking hilarious, awesomerad
chiquita banana, extraordinaire! I THINK I LOVE YOU TOO...fucking crazy assed Canadian! LOVE IT! coolest shots
EVER!Comments ()
Determination is everything!Comments ()
You’re braver than me. I was always too scared to go. I really should have because perhaps I could have got things clear a
lot sooner. The accupuncture seemed to help me coupled with strange herbal remedies and treatments which i used to scoff at but
now praise highly.
At least you have a supportive partner. My ex was keen to keep dishing out all her crap onto me and create these fucked up little
problems that i had to deal with. As soon as I gave her the heave-ho early last year things began to change. I began to change.
I’m plucky these days. I’m full of pluck and vim.
I’m rambling. I did have apoint somewhere but it got lost. This is the only place I’ll post comments like this. It must be
kinship or something.
xxxComments ()
Good for you to start focusing and going to appts. I always thought therapy would be a rewarding experience, but with my normal lack
of insurance (thank you part-time teaching) it’s an impossibility for me.Comments ()
I’ve found a great therapist, and wouldn’t trade her for the world (She’s the one that suggested the “I
Hate You Don’t Leave Me” book, btw...long story, ask me about it sometime.)
Anyway...good post. I don’t know what I’m gonna do when the insurance stops paying...guess i’ll have to pick
up returnable cans on the side of the road or somethin’.Comments ()
Well I am proud of you!
Keep on going Corinna.
Little baby steps. Comments ()
I LOVE that picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys rock and roll.Comments ()
That middle picture is WAY too cool.
Actually they all are, and yes you pull off sexy quite nicely.Comments ()
Too awesome. I want a bad monkey. Really bad. But not mean, just rebellious...you know?? Comments ()
find Cape T. Girk here: http://supposedsensibility.blogspot.com/
i cannot find her opera blog, she says she’s not updating it right now anyway.Comments ()
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yay for therapy. And when I was in therapy I did the same thing: planned my sessions....Comments ()
A good shrink is so hard to find. Good for you that you’re really taking it seriously. I know how hard it can be to deal with shit.
Keep up the good work. Can I say “good” anymore in this comment? Fuck. Okay I feel better now.Comments ()
HAWT. Great post/pics/rant. *sniff* *sob* I love you man!Comments ()
my husband came home from work at 11pm and jumped on me (i was almost asleep) saying WE SLAUGHTERED RUSSIA! and i
immediately thought of you
now tell me, how do i convince my doctor i’m crazy enough to see a shrink paid for by msp? cuz i am!Comments ()
Good for you for actually doing the work...it hurts & it’s not easy (& I’m a procrastinating bitch...so I don’t go &
don’t work on myself...the way that I should)...more power to you.Comments ()
I’m still seeing my GP that likes to ‘dabble’ in therapy. He still has his specialist certificate up on his wall that
says he’s a MIDWIFE too. When his boxer(dog) isn’t sniffing my leg/ass, we get to talk about the weather for 45
minutes. You should get one of these, they’re great.
J.Comments ()
Yeah, we rock. AND, ‘you know who’ didn’t medal and they were favoured. Oh well. Pogge is impressive,
he’ll be replacing Belfour any day now...Comments ()
you guys are the cutest.Comments ()
little known fact...
the cardboard helmets worn by the crowd were actually introduced to the league in the fifties by a trainer for the canadiens named
toby delonge, until he tried to give one to maurice richard who burned out his left eye with a cigarette. i know it sounds harsh, but he
had it coming.
goddamn i love wearing red+white.Comments ()
Gussy! I’m back in blogging business.
Funny how you get so emotional over a game of sports. I guess you’re the sweetheart I always though you were.Comments ()
HEYA!!!!!! Congrats my Vancouver ladie!! that is so cool!!! I can undesrtand how you were feeling to see that game LIVE! bet ur heart
was racing and racing!! Comments ()
i love you guys so much it makes me pee just a little.Comments ()
that is one helluva hockey montage..Comments ()
Very happy for you!Comments ()
So you guys are good on the ice huh? I guessed you would be as I know its a traditional canadian sport but are you the best right
now?
Have you ever seen speedway on ice? That is edge of the seat exciting.. is he dead.. is he dead... no he’s just got a set of
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handlebars sticking out of his chest. He’ll be fineComments ()
that’s awesomeComments ()
great game!Comments ()
Excellent photos!Comments ()
BABY you RULE! that is SO FUNNY and so awesome! you are the best!
nothing like beating the shit out of a frozen wood pile.
i hope you all enjoy adam’s posts this week...the computer up here is too slow for me to update, my site will barely even load
this far out in the bushes.
im going to miss you ALL!
i’ll be back on the 16th but i’ll keep sending photos home for you folks!
have a great week and i’ll see/read up on ALL you fab-u-lous jerks upon my return!Comments ()
that’s pretty funny. Corinna looks like she’s going to go all buffy the vampire slayer on the lawn bunny.
have a good time Corinna! xoComments ()
I wouldn’t wanna be a woodpile right nowComments ()
Good stuff. Great guest post.
Have fun and such!Comments ()
that wood never knew what hit it.Comments ()
That giant bunny is creepy.Comments ()
lurve the giant bunny pic doll...Comments ()
[huge smile] great postComments ()
hey gus, i used to live up there too, what part of pg are you in?Comments ()
That was soooo coool!!! I now want to go to a place like that ( wooden houses, woods, snow...) Hey u cute corinna : ENJOY!!!!! you
will be missed by all.Comments ()
chop that would toot sweet! cool jpegs dude.Comments ()
howdy! they are out past the ‘welcome to PG sign’ on the way to vanderhoof, they are futher out in the bush here than
we were when we lived in smithers.
my dad broke 4 ribs the week before xmas so i came out to help out with the country living chores Comments ()
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Do you wear that beanie in the shower? Have you glued it onto your head? Comments ()
how much wood would a corinna chuck if a corinna could chuck wood??
a lot.. that’s how much.Comments ()
You are such a good wood killing daughter.Comments ()
that’s some funny shite A. You guys have lots of wood...Comments ()
The more I read you the more I want to defect to Canada. Great pics. It seems nice up there.Comments ()
hockey is the breath of life.....
love the pics...Comments ()
Been there, done that...and now I live in the hot pit of hell in a California hot spot...I like extremes I guess.Comments ()
I imagine chopping wood makes you sweat. That toque is going to have to come off.Comments ()
The all-consuming bunny hatred continues. Will no one stand up for the rabbits among us? Why must we always look for scapegoats
in this society.
Can’t you see it isn’t the RABBITS, its the enemy inside each of us. The enemy of...intolerance.Comments ()
thats some serious log action there sis.looks FUKKING cold too.its seriouly hot and humid here to the point of vomiting.Comments ()
i did, too hilarious!! we’ll await your return. and adam you are doing great Comments ()
chompy’s eye is good as new. you can all stop praying.Comments ()
Love it, you should post more of these picture stories. Wow, you’ve given me an idea ...Comments ()
This was RIVETTING! AND terrifying! My merciful heavens. What is happening to that poor monkey? Why is that beautiful cat
staring at me? Why is the woman driving off into the distance? So many questions, so many thoughts, so much to ponder.
Thank you.Comments ()
looking forward to part threeComments ()
Coolio!
Do you have your own blog, Adam? If not, you should.Comments ()
Brilliant!
Adam, you are a great writer.Comments ()
Another picture story fan! You’re too funny Comments ()
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You crack me up. lol
By the way, I recently changed the name of my blog. Come on over when you get the chance!
Moaka The WifeComments ()
Yous Guys Rock, Eh? Yupperz !!!Comments ()
ADAM - get a blog, man.
C-bomb: seeing you on the ATV reminds me of the time you guys went up like, 2 years ago...i can never look at another atv,
again.Comments ()
adam, that rocks my socks.Comments ()
Cool! Snowplowing. Corinna looks like she’s born to ride that thing!
Is the cat preggers? Seems kinda fat, or flabby or something...Comments ()
:)
A woman and her powerful machine!
Wow....Comments ()
Corinna looks HOT on that 4 wheeler. (sizzle!)
you’ve kept the blog well ABC.. but i still miss the greeper.
that black cat looks kinda like Gus!Comments ()
You sure do drive a mean snowplow.Comments ()
corinna is ACTION BITCH!Comments ()
i had a FANTASTIC time out on the ATV today. (friday de 13th) holy CRAP i worked my ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS off. it snowed
muchly last night and the driveway plus the ‘road’ to the barn and the ‘road’ to the wood shed all had
to be plowed. damn that thing is fun. i enjoy bombing around on it more in the winter up here than i do in the summer!!
i earned my keep today man. boy did i EVER. i wonder if i’ll be able to move in the morning?????
thanks for all your comments guys it is so NICE to read them when im up here seeing as i can’t visit you folks. i totally miss
you bloggy jerks....i’ll be back stalking YOU ALL next week !!!
and thanks for another great post baby!Comments ()
the title makes me feel dirty...Comments ()
I can’t believe that I was the only one that has verbally noticed that Corinna was wearing a RED touque! Whilst still being
symbolic of Canada (or Russia, depending on your perception) - that is most definately NOT the Team Canada touque!Comments ()
Ooooooooooooooh very scary.Comments ()
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Ah...the poetry...the snow...the evil forces...all combine to get to me...perfectly.Comments ()
Gus Greeper, you’re my hero.Comments ()
cool pics....always a fun time here.Comments ()
That’s a moose, right? and it’s terrace, right? NOT KITAMAT. this much i know. eggcelent art on abc4’z part,
especially with the chests and hands, very modern. i wanna know what the back looks like though.Comments ()
yes it IS a moose
you are also right it is terrace. i have never lived in kitimat but one of my dearest friends grew up there. the other town is smithers.
it is nailed on he said...it is made so you can just slip a poster in and out of it..i would also like to see the band-aids Comments ()
welcome back!!Comments ()
That scan collage thing is AWESOME!!!!!Comments ()
The Scan Tribute frame is totally AWESOME!!! ABC must have missed ya Very cool thing to have hanging on the wall in the
bedroom
Love the belt buckle!
I’m glad you’re back. Feels like you’ve been gone for aaaaages!
xoxoxComments ()
I FUCKING LOVE THE TRIBUTE!
i want one!!! it’s art dude, i’d totally love to have it hanging on my wall. anyway.. (i’ve got a few risque type
photos i’ve printed out of Joshua and myself.. i’m going to put something together.)
i totally bought you a big bottle of Excedrin Migraine, Josh is gainfully employed now, so it won’t be long before i get to send
your stuff to you!
xo, you were sooo missed!
SarahComments ()
You’ve inspired me; I’m gonna show some nip on my blog tooComments ()
I LOOOVE that mural. Its tasteful, really, and not overly erotic. Just nice.
I think a good man loves all his mates parts. My wife in pieces
Lastly, I love the belt buckle! I want one with stinky smoke-stacks that says, “Detroit!”Comments ()
Holy hell, girl. I think I see your aura in that scan.Comments ()
Welcome Back, Darlin’. Blogland isn’t the same when you are away---:^)Comments ()
hey there! great to see you back! Comments ()
That is so great!! i love this so much Adam! u rock!!!Comments ()
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U are officially my new hero! u rule so much! love that!!! and glad u came too!!Comments ()
LOVE your belt buckle and the tribute picture FUCKING ROCKS! ABC held the fort down while you were away and kept us laughing. I
can’t wait to hear your countrified stories from the Great White North of the North! Glad you’re back!Comments ()
Happy, happy, joy joy! You’re back...you are cocked...and oh so loaded! Adam did a good thing in that frame...honestly...
you guys need to consider this sort of thing as a business. You could do a monkey collage...gus...belt buckles...whatever gets to your
imagination...keep your costs down by doing it at home. You’d be in serious coin you two...and the great thing about it is...you
be doing something that you enjoy. Do you know how many people HATE their jobs?Comments ()
oooo, boobies. Nice one cor.
Dig the belt buckle Comments ()
Hey, welcome back!
Cool tribute! Adam is indeed a good one.
Nice tits.Comments ()
I don’t know how, but you stole my mom’s cat... and since I hate that cat you’re welcome to her.Comments ()
Yay for Adam!!!
I love the frame, but the pictures are the real beauty!Comments ()
Nice belt. Ha! At least it doesn’t say TEXAS on it.Comments ()
What’s wrong with Texas???Comments ()
thanks guys! you are so sweet and it feels good to be missed
pauls in trouble, pauls in trouble..... Comments ()
boobies!Comments ()
FINALLY i found this picture i’ve been dying to show it to adam...but every time i go home i forget to look for it. but not this
time!!Comments ()
It’s good that you hid the fat kids in the back row. YOu don’t want them messing up a good picture.
The coach looks like a porn star too.Comments ()
Sigh. Nothing is wrong with Texas. Isn’t it a stereotype that people from Texas have big huge belt buckles? That say TEXAS
on them?Comments ()
Paul and Jen, everytime i see one of those texas ones in vancouver i am tempted to get one. [i do LOVE lance and all...] i also
wanted to get one SO BAD for adam’s sister when she was going to school there. as it stands now im glad i
didn’t.Comments ()
i agree he is totally porn star.Comments ()
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great pic greep - it’s a classic and yeah he does look like a porn star Paul. ha ha not that I have any experience with
that...Comments ()
what is with the kid in the front who doesn’t even have the team shirt on?? like shouldn’t HE be in the
back!!Comments ()
Were you the only girl?!
You are too damn cool!Comments ()
YES BUT, here is where i come clean and admit it was also a t-ball team.Comments ()
Your team may have lost ever game, but I’ll bet you were the star.Comments ()
so cute! how come there were no other girls? makes me want to post my t-ball photos....and do you still have the IGA
t-shirt?Comments ()
wow.Comments ()
THANK YOU!! you are so awesome! i love getting my hands on that stuff. it helps SO MUCH! Comments ()
the best part of tee ball is that everybuddy wears different pants. if i coached a team, at whatever age, i would encourage the kids to
do this. its intimidating to play against a group that either cant afford matching unis, or refuse to be tied down by the clothes of the
establishment. and if the parents dont make their kids wear the unis, are they going to stop their kids from cheating and/or beating on
your kid, or will they cheer for blood? of course. childhood sports are all about fear. for sho.Comments ()
i don’t see a fat kid.. i do see a twit without a shirt.. maybe he was the coaches 70’s porn child.
heh ABC, you’re a funny dude! fuck the man! down with the establishment! where different coloured hats! YEAH!Comments ()
haha! porn star coach!
were you the drinks girl? or maybe the fluffer?
how are you my CANADIAN CRONE??????
xoxComments ()
How many of them got knocked straight out on the first pitch?Comments ()
that’s freakin awesome!Comments ()
hehe.. and yeah, that coach totally looks like a porn star! you know who else looks like a porn star? ex-Detroit Lions head coach
Steve Mariucci.. oh yeah!Comments ()
i bet he was - how else could his parents show such complete disregard for our team of losers on photo day? also they ARE the only
two ‘people’ not wearing the team shirt.
it is the mustache that gives him away.Comments ()
i hope you do post them i can only imagine how cute you would of been at that age
i totally don’t know why im the only girl...lets go with i was SO scary that no one wanted to play with me on the girls team. that
works. [although a blatant lie]Comments ()
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the fluffer! fuck Geez, you kill me! ha!Comments ()
you are sooo adorable in this picture !!!Comments ()
seriously that should be hanging in some art exhibit. it is gorgeous and your boyfriend was so sweet to do this!! you know i have
always been a big, big fan of your scans. it’s beautiful art. wow!!!
keep em coming
love the buckle!Comments ()
Cool!!! love the pic.....such a cute little garl!!!!! haha! i am sure u drove those boys crrraaaazyyyy! Comments ()
CUTE!!!!Comments ()
of course at that age boys still had cooties and you totally look like you don’t want them even touching youComments ()
IF FLUFFING IS ENOUGHComments ()
thank you!! seeing the high calibre of art on your site that means a whole lot of lotness. Comments ()
hi, thanks for the link and the nice words on canadian women’s blogs. i’ll link you back and definitely keep reading even though you’re a canucks fan.Comments ()
You mean you DON’T wear a hard hat when you shoveling snow? You live your life dangerously missy.Comments ()
Sisters in law suck.
I am happy that things are progressing with your family.
Mrs. E. needs to die, and I am happy you are moving out.
I’m glad you’re back.Comments ()
I must agree with aughra: sisters-in-law suck. I am lucky that Brian only has an older brother, and his brother’s wife is one of
those everything-is-sunshine-and-roses types.
Glad to hear that you and your parents are finding some steady ground to stand on together. Mine drive me batshit, too, but I am
finding myself missing them lately. (Don’t tell anyone I said that...)Comments ()
I wear a hard hat when I shovel snow. You know, just in case.Comments ()
Well, it is a shame u ahd to go thru that Gus...again, family ties suck, they really do...i can tell you a have a soupopera on my family
too...sad but true.
Good luck on everything YOU BRAVE women! *applauses*Comments ()
I can’t belieeeeeeeeeeve that cunty bitchface landlady!
It seems to me like your life just changed direction very slightly and in a good way *hugs!*
xoxoxComments ()
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don’t let the sisters bother you. plan the wedding, do what you’ve got to do and if they don’t show up,
they’re the ones who look childish. and if anyone asks why they’re not there, tell them you don’t know and to
ask abc’s parents.Comments ()
so, where will the wedding be, then??? only seven more months. and honestly, one of those will be spent, you know, doing the
appointment thing. get crackin’ (but stay off the pipe).Comments ()
don’t worry man we are totally rockin and rollin - travolta style.
August 26, 2006...you do know that but i’ll forgive your raging mommy hormones Comments ()
I KNOW!! i just LOVE not even feeling safe in my own home i can NOT believe she has not been FIRED. obviously our building
manager has his reasons for not turning her over to the management company but i CANNOT think of what they would be?????
she is totally stalking me too it is getting fucking creepy. like FUCK off i already NEED medication i already suffer from paranoia on
GOOD days.
by telling him we are calling the po-po and by adam going over there lets hope that keeps her the FUCK OUT till we leave.
even other LONG TIME tenants are starting to notice how CRAZY she is going.Comments ()
Sounds like a funny and heart warming experience had by all. I am happy for you and your family working things out. Send Mrs. E. a
dead rat in the mail...she’ll crap her pants. Heh!Comments ()
all those scans in one place have me in shivers. i would hang your gorgeous you-ness on my wall, anytime. i missed the
greeper.Comments ()
How funny that you posted this, if you read my post from Friday you’ll see why.
I’m so glad you had a great talk with your dad. And jealous.Comments ()
Well the progress with your fam sounds wonderful! I’m so proud of all of you...
I don’t know about you, but I wear a hard hat to do just about everything...wash the dishes, sweep the front walk way, shovel
snow, use the bathroom...safety, safety, safety! That’s what I say!!
About the SIL’s...I’m really sorry it’s such a mess, they definitely sound young and immature and honestly, you
sound like you are being the bigger person (not in size) anyway. They will grow up and get it one day but until then, just be nice, be
the adult, plan your wedding the way you want it and like another commenter said, if they don’t show that’s on them.
They will regret that decision one day if that’s what they choose to do! I can assure you of that...Comments ()
“FUCKINGBITCHCUNTFACEWANTTOKILLHERDEADZOMEBIESHOULDEATHERBRAINS”
That should be a verification word for Blogger.Comments ()
awesome pic greepsComments ()
my relationship with my parents echoed a lot of the things you talk about in your blog. There were periods during my 20’s
where i could NOT even talk to my dad at all. These days we are actually able to have a one-on-one relationship as equals...not dad
and daughter, which still feels strange but is nice. I think it took both of us a lot soul searching to get to that point. As we all get older I
am glad this is the case.
I am SO glad that things are heading in the right direction for you with your family greep!
Mrs E! arrrrgggggh! I just cannot believe her! and poor gus all alone in the dark! I know gus can see in the dark but still...Comments ()
Corinna:
you don’t know how glad i am that your time up north was both a blast for you and productive with your family. that’s a
huge sigh of relief and i’m glad that you got what you needed out of it as well as time with them both. that’s awesome
that you and your mom bought the dress together.
shame about ABC’s sisters, maybe they will change their minds by the time the wedding comes around. i think you are doing
the right (and very grown up) thing by inviting them anyway.
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and fucking Mrs. E.. that woman never ceases to amaze me and you would think after ABC telling her to “stay the fuck
out” being the size he is and all that she’d fucking stay out! what a retarded nazi cunt! i hate her 10x for you!
i totally missed you dude, even though ABC is funny.. he’s no Corinna Gus Greepin’ Greepa..
xo SarahComments ()
LOL!Comments ()
gussy greepy(if fluffing is enough),id like it if you wore a hard hat in EVERY foto please.especially on your wedding day.
glad youre back n shit xxxComments ()
Well, I’m confused, for one.Comments ()
cock monkey?
sorry Comments ()
that i tell you is pretty damning evidence.. further photographic evidence shall be needed for proof that indeed it isn’t as it
looks.Comments ()
well johnny holmes did do magazine ads for hanes...
“always be careful letting a Kodiak into your tent...”
“hey grandma, start knittin’!...”
“we use twice the sheep...”
“it looks grey when it’s flacid...”
you get the gist.Comments ()
he he he...Comments ()
looks like a sock banana to meComments ()
the part of this that spoke the most to me was escaping into the sun. i just got down from rainier and god it was sunny for two days in
a row up there! that hasn’t happened since the rains came here in seattle. it was nice and now i can make it until the summer
comes.
i know very little about how the family thing feels for you but i know i’ve been through some hell with mine. it’s a lot
better now that i’m away from it and can look at it more objectively. i think it’s the same for my brother.
oh, and the picture is totally rad!Comments ()
want some tail??? heh..Comments ()
Shielding eyes!Comments ()
That’s so naughty in the good way!Comments ()
I’d LIKE to believe you...Comments ()
Naughty monkey...Comments ()
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My Merciful Heavens! That poor monkey is being exploited! I hope he had a good time at least.
P.S. I snorted out loud at the “cock monkey” comment. I do so love coming over here.Comments ()
Ha! It’s not how it looks but it freaked all my co-workers out.Comments ()
That’s just wrong. lolComments ()
I WAS IN CANADA!!!! I WAS IN CANADA AND HAD A GAY TIME!
Oh, and I still lust after all the damn sock monkeys. Knowing that they are hung like draft horses merely makes me all the more randy
for their close-knit mesh embrace.Comments ()
I can come up with a colorful and humorous way for Mrs E to be discovered deceased.
Would you like me to share it?Comments ()
HAHA totally BUT don’t write it here man!! im already scared that someone is going to knock her off or that she is going to die
suddenly and then even more suddenly we’d be prime suspects and it would suck really bad! Comments ()
Good. Because it looks pretty bad.Comments ()
thanks! i enjoy your site, still trying to figure out how i missd it
im a canucks fan yes but i wear a leafs jersey..proof i need meds RIGHT there.Comments ()
mmmmmm. can i touch the weewee?Comments ()
i need to get one of those off of you. whats the charge? (cockless please, its for my kids;) )Comments ()
gross. Yet, hot.Comments ()
My DSL was down three days,and as they say, it sucked monkey balls.
BTW, there’s nothing sexier than a woman driving a snow plow.Comments ()
Sock Monkey Sick Sex...Tantalizing !!!Comments ()
You should write how you sat through the Piglet’s big movie movie because some people like Piglet almost(though nto in hte
saem percentage) as you like TiggerComment (1)
holy fuck! that surpasses my tigger collection by about a zillion percent! (also bad at math) i have mostly figurines. and my sister
made the decision that i should collect tigger.
Adam TOTALLY looks like wolverine, like he could be a fucking stunt double for hugh jackman! hugh is insanely tall as well.
xo’s Sass.Comments ()
that is a lot of orange - and with so much damn orange: both pics look dr. vegas-less. does this mean that you dn’t want ALL
of the pooh friends stuff...i’ll have to poke through it for tigger-worthiness?Comments ()
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someone always has to take one for the team and go to tigger movies with me too Comments ()
and my skeletal system is also made of adamantium.
vaudeville 4ever.Comments ()
Corinna you have a gorgeous family, all 500 of them.
Or should I say zoo??
Still all gorgeous, wolverines, cats and tigers oh my.Comments ()
OOOOPS HOW COULD I POSSIBLY FORGET MONKEYS????? Oh my!!Comments ()
Are you off your tits? Because you are too funny. Enjoyed myself immensely I did. Oh...and sympathy about you political situation
now. Dubya can be your Preznit too in no time.Comments ()
he does look like wolverine! wow.Comments ()
Wolverine vs. Tigger -> FIGHT!Comments ()
does the new digicam have video? I would lurve a tumble time tigger demonstracionComments ()
Wolverine woohahahaaaa.
That’s so cool.Comments ()
My last girlfriend thought she WAS Tigger!
Adam does look like Wolverine but that’s got to be a good thing. At a recent house party some girl said I looked like Fry from
Futurama. I’m not sure why...Comments ()
I have gotten some great suggestions from people since I posted about my stank-foot issues. Lemon juice.
ABC is totally the Wolverine!!!Comments ()
oh yes it does! im on it Comments ()
email me!
we are still working out pricing for selling we also still have a few left to get done from last year.Comments ()
no, BUT they have been lowered
i was TOTALLY going to do a post after i voted. i’ve been an NDP supporter forever. when i first moved here one of my
friends was working for Svend Robinson the dude who ran in my riding. i was shocked to see Svend’s return to politics with
the diamond scandal and all....but alas there he was! the supposed Liberal in my riding is a woman named Hedy Fry
FUCKINGCUNTBITCHFUCKINGHATEHER she has been around for YEARS. this one year she made some asinine comment about
people up in Prince George..(where my parents live) saying that they all burned crosses on their front lawns...i’ve been going
to PG since i was a wee pup and i have NEVER EVER seen that?? so i step up to vote not even knowing the Conservative dudes
name...nor did i care...i of course KNEW i was voting NDP...but im like...NICE i get a choice between the Diamond Thief and the Idiot
who thinks people from the North burn crosses on their lawns...HOW COULD I NOT at least chuckle at that? and then i got out side
and laughed so hard i almost DIED.Comments ()
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He does look like a wolverine, but at least it’s a NICE wolverine.Comments ()
crazy...when i was younger i wanted to BE tigger.. like move to florida or califorina and WEAR the suit man.Comments ()
holy cow! Tigger-mania!! my gf loves Tigger too, if she ever comes over to your place, she’ll never leave!!Comments ()
Tigger rocks. Simple as that.Comments ()
holy fucking shit that’s a lot of Tiggers...I have the same pair of sock slippers in pink and I love them and my sisters make fun
of me for it, but I say fuck em! The sox are cool
Will you please tell Wolverine over there to get his hair cut and release Adam? That is wolverine if I’ve ever seen him!! I would
say to tell him to go look in a mirror but he can’t see his reflection can he?Comments ()
stinky feet! that sucks ass! adam totally looks like wolverine! wow! i think your tigger collection rocks. I love all the winnie characters
and have several books at the ripe old age of 35 so rock on girlfriend. i can’t find Dr v. in there though...i looked and
looked...Comments ()
I keep sending you a reply email and it keeps coming back?? Do you know why?Comments ()
hey...ya im having some technical difficulties…..im being moved to a new server...i hope that is all it is cause my site is acting like a
bad bad bady today.
SHOULD be FASTER very soon too. Comments ()
Loved this write up.Comments ()
OH MT GAWD!! wolf man does exist!!! not even when full moon!! ahoooooooooooooooo!! ;-PComments ()
my feet ALWAYS stink. it’s why i don’t go clothes shopping anymore, i’ve had gaggles of teenage girls
mocking me and that is something i’ve had enough of thank you very much. i got this volcano stuff from lush and it works
great. you have to put plastic bags on your feet for 10 minutes but for the next week your feet’ll smell like roses. or
that’s why i can write blogs - cuz i couldn’t do it over email...tooooooo much like being the first one in a relationship to
say “I love you,” and then waiting for the other person to say something back...and hoping that they don’t say
“thank you, i like speding time with you, too”.Comments ()
Thank YOU! Comments ()
He looks good.Comments ()
you have a problem with busting kids heads?do it and love it!
xooxoxComments ()
i love it when you talk all musicky.. Comments ()
Jump dancing to Buffalo Springfield?
I could see the air gee-tar, but not jump dancing.
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have a great weekend.Comments ()
HA! to buffalo springfield i just go hard on the singing part.
and of course the air gi-tar.Comments ()
thank you. i like spending time with you too.Comments ()
thats a good list of tunes....“that madonna tune is good....” she is amazing reallyComments ()
Tigger is cool cause he’s a cat.
Adam really does look like Wolverine.
Gus is so cute I want her for myself!
Oh yeah, and apparently stinky feet are caused by dead skin on your feet. I don’t know what your foot exfoliation is like, but
maybe you should get a pedicure or something. I scrub dead skin off my feet on a regular basis. Also, wear different shoes and
slippers all the time.. if you wear the same pair all the time they will end up stinking.. Try the exfoliation, anyway.. oh and also, for
your sealed shoes, put odour eating insoles into them, they really work! I have about 4 in each of my work boots.Comments ()
I always have one or two lines of a song stuck in my head. And I just sing it in my head, not even out loud. REpeatedly.
Repeatedly.Comments ()
that’s fantastic. you’re totally worth of a sweet post and more.Comments ()
girlfriends rock..for so many reasons. not only because they make you feel cool no matter what but because you get to return the
favor. Comments ()
i’m a bed dancer, have been for years. in fact i’ll dance anywhere. rock on!Comments ()
i love watching the few who go on and form supergroups after their initial success. i always wanted steve stills to bump into paul
mccartney at a party or something and get so drunk they decide that buffalo wings is a great idea.
riproComments ()
i love that song TNT. accurate description.
“helpless” by buffalo springfield is about thunder bayComments ()
hey it’s just more public to do it on a blog post. conversely if it’s that special, why be afraid of keeping it
private?Comments ()
your cat gus looks just like mine, male, thurston, it’s scary, i could prove it.Comments ()
Oh, man, I LOVE IT!! It looks great. I like being a natural dirty blonde, too, but I think I am going back light in the end of Feb - this is
my fall and winter hair, and by then it will be close enough to spring to go light. Also, I like light hair when I am feeling or looking fat,
and with the pregnancy.......
Thanks for the head’s up on the link, and you have beautiful hair. I want mine that piecey when I get it cut in Feb.Comments
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TRUE!
watch me go posting on everyone i know and i think is beyond awesome crazy now!
Comments ()
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Just letting you know I was here Comments ()
THAT is very sweet of you...thanks! Comments ()
thank you! i love having it light but darker for the winter works. plus i was really interested to see what it looked like!!!
you will look fantastic during your pregnancy either way Comments ()
heyyyy! your hair is the same colour as my carpet! just longer!Comments ()
don’t forget though GUS is a GIRL. i know totally creepy but her balls never dropped.Comments ()
sooooo what, if i had offered a PRIZE of say a picture of my naked ass without a Chewbacca figurine in it would ANYONE of even
TRIED to find Dr. Vegas? Comments ()
hmmm carpet eh? Comments ()
You look GORGEOUS! The colour is great Comments ()
why apply for citizenship when you can burrow under the border?Comments ()
the new do.. fucking HOT baby.
you don’t really want dual citizenship. not everyone on earth hates canadians.. like they do americans. we’re
“dumb and fat”.
i’ve been a horrible friend! i’m working on your banner though, just give me the dimentions of your current one please!
i don’t want to make it different size wise.
mmmwah!
SassComments ()
What I see is beautiful.Comments ()
I knew I loved you. Yay Democrats! *flash*Comments ()
Your hair (cut and color) is super-freakin’-hot! Makes your eyes go *bloop* and the green shirt is tasty. SO jealous.Comments
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trade you half my citizenship for half yours?!?!
it has to work!Comments ()
rrraaaaawwwwrrr. that’s an awesomerad cut you have there, missy. and the color is fantastic.Comments ()
I don’t do politics since I’m a both left and right and can’t decide which is good anymore.Comments ()
the cut is goodComments ()
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Veeeeeery cool! But then again I’d expect nothing less. It was nice chatting to you on Saturday.Comments ()
love the hair, but sorry, don’t see that close of a resemblance between you and that other girl. just the hair, and maybe the
nose a lil bit...Comments ()
yeah. the two party system ain’t fake or anything. good choice going with the dems, they’ll fix shit.Comments ()
switzer LAND
ok the hair. nothing could be worse than mine. but i like your colOUr....and YES I CLICKED THE LINK...do NOT ban me. i have very
little self esteem as it is. thank you and good day.Comments ()
Dude: I just looked at your pix for the 100th time (told you I liked it), and it occurred to me that if I really put care into my hair, we could
almost be cut twins. not colour or nose, though, so i guess that i miss out there. with my cut, it was supposed to make me feel pretty
and not fat and unpregnant - so watch out aughra - it lasts only a short while, and you can only cut it so many times!Comments ()
The hair looks good...eventhough you’re posing. POSER!Comments ()
TOTALLY!!
i refuse to have 18 chins in my wedding photos man..i gotta learn how to hold that head Comments ()
Right on sister! BUSH SUCKS!Comments ()
Love the hair! And yes...you and Aughra could totally be related!!Comments ()
At least if you do bust something up in the apartment it’s yours and no one can yell and get mad at you! DAMMIT...I am going
to be singing TNT...I’M DYNAMITE all night long...DAMN YOU I SAY!Comments ()
i couldn’t agree more. bush sucks alot!Comments ()
When I was in grade eight this chick, who was WAY bigger than me(and thought I was stealing her bestfriend) pushed me up against
the lockers and told me she was going to kill me, and it was the SCARIEST thing that had EVER happened to me (oh except for when
the retarded girl that lived on my street didn’t want me to go inside for dinner and grabbed my leg so hard she drew blood.)
Then in grade nine another BIG girl was after me and the girl that beat me up in grade eight ended up saving me from
her!!!Comments ()
The thing I come away with from reading this is the feeling that you really went through a lot of hell and it wouldn’t have taken
much on the part of some wise and caring adults to change it.Comments ()
that sucks. It’s good to see you can talk about it though.Comments ()
i hate bullies.
i love you Corinna, you’re like a sister to me and i’m glad you’re here too. you’ve added that extra
lovely colour to life that i needed.Comments ()
arrgh. i feel quite angry for that child..who was not helped and appreciated for who she was. i was not bullied much at school, but i
was ‘definitely’ the different kid. i think it’s a pity they did not take the time to get to know the great person that
you are, and I am sorry that nobody helped you Corinna. but you’re still here and you’re great.Comments ()
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I learnt a long time ago that just because someone is older than you doesn’t mean that they know more or are better than you.
I can’t believe that there were so many bullies at your school, but then again, if they were never really punished for it, they
wouldn’t have been afraid to do it. Those teachers that should have protected you were cowards. The whole lot of them.
It’s a shame that ever became teachers.
It’s a funny thing with school. It seems like such a protected environment, and everyone in it is being protected from knowing
that there’s a much bigger and better world out there full of nice people who understand the consequences of their actions.
It’d be an even better world if EVERYONE could treat everyone else how they’d like to be treated. Imagine how nice
that would be! In the meantime, there are those of us who can and will do so and hopefully the courtesy will be contagious.
Love you! xoxoxComments ()
Terribly sorry to hear that you had these awful experiences...I bet your Dad would have gone to the school and pounded some table
top if he had known. I did it as a parent...my son disliked me doing it so he stopped telling me stuff. Parents are usually quite
protective...but they can’t read minds either. At least you are trying to find resolve in it. Hugs!Comments ()
sounds like your school was pretty rough, too bad you didn’t have your ninja belt buckle back then. Comments ()
Gus, just dropping by to say haya! don’t have much time to read now, but i will come back soon. Take care! hugs!Comments
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word!Comments ()
Your story is important. So many others share it. This is a large reason why I don’t think I can have children. Everyone says
they are cruel, but nobody does anything about it. Everyone deserves to live a life free of pain like this. Being differnt or even better,
differnt and smart, should not result in abuse. It just should NOT! Thanks for sharing your story. You’ll always be a cool chica
to me and NOT a loser.Comments ()
The Uncanny Canadian is having a challenge getting a green,
even though it will be pink, card and he’s owned property here in the US for 10 years!
If you really want dual citizenship, you have to move to the US and keep Canada happy. The US is a big bully. The US is so unfair to
Canadians and Mexicans. Thanks to idiots like Dum Dum and his father even bigger Dum Dum!Comments ()
It’s great that you can come to a place where you can talk about it.
School was hell for most of us - at least the ones with any emotions at all.Comments ()
I always considered my psychological problems to big a burden to share with my parents. It all blew up in our faces one
day...Comments ()
i told you i would cry.
i’m happy, [as you know, and i try to show you at every opportunity that i can] that you’re here. but so are you, now, so
that’s a big improvement, right?
love you.Comments ()
I’m glad that you didn’t succeed. My world wouldn’t be half as interesting if I didn’t have gus greeper
to call on. Comments ()
Oh Corinna, my heart aches for what you went through as a child/adolescent. I’m sure it was impossible for you to find a voice
to tell your parents what was going on but I really blame the school and the authorities for not helping you like they could and should
have!
I hope that when/if I have children I can relay the importance of kindness to them, the importance of accepting everyone and above all
never singling anyone out or bullying. I have also learned another very important thing from you...never have just one child. I have a
few friends that are only’s and it really is a whole other ball game! It’s really unfair and I don’t think parents
understand that. I am an only child - I am THE only child between my mother and father, however, my parents re-married, had new
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families, etc. So I was never “alone” for very long. I actually now have 2 bro’s and 3 sisters...I can’t
imagine the solitude, the lonliness and the dispair that goes along with truly being an only.
I’m really glad that you didn’t succeed in ending your life and I’m sure many people will agree. I just want you
to know that I’m really glad and blessed to know you, even if it is only via blog and email...((hugs))Comments ()
oh my. i really don’t know anything to say that you haven’t heard before. i’m just glad you’re here now,
and have your closure. you have people who love you around you now, and you can hopefuly move far far away from all those horrid
memories. *hugs*Comments ()
corinna you’re beautiful and i’m glad those bullies were unable to kill your spirit. almost an only child myself, i was
sometimes the target of bullies that came in the form of sisters--so i can sympathize with you. have you considered writing a letter to
that counselor or that principal? sending them a hello, a fuck you, telling them how great you are doing and another fuck you before
signing off. i’m glad you and your parents were able to clear up some of those misunderstandings. if you don’t feel
that people cared then, they certainly do now.Comments ()
It’s amazing how may people go through the same feelings and turmoil in that period of life. Good to hear you made it through
and can talk about it.Comments ()
then you could have done something like this
http://www.herald.ns.ca/AftUpdate/9000538.htmlComments ()
Anonymous on Feb 1 2006, 01:10
shit, gus. reading that hurt me to the gut. but you’re here now and loved by your friends. love you, girl. xx.Comments ()
bunch of fucking cowards is what they are.
neanderthal, fucking heathens.
i’m so sorry you had to go through that bullshit.
i deal with a little myself, but i mean a little, and learned quickly how to defend myself and move up the “social”
ladder....but i fear for my kids, knowing how evil other kids can be.
the worst part is knowing that the teachers, the “adults” who were supposed to be nurturing you and protecting you in
that hell hole, did fuck all but avoid a potentially DEADLY situation. your folks love u. no doubt. and if u ever run into those dipwad,
fucknuts at that school, take a wopping swoop of some sickly gross saliva/snot hork and spit it right in their face.
(so glad u survived! this world is a much better place with people like U in it) Comments ()
darling!! i am instantly angry when i hear of bullying, having been thorugh it myself tho nothing compared to you your ordeals. i wish i
was rich and powerful then i would close down the school and make sure non of those teachers ever work again, telling them they will
be far to busy working at being human beings to work anywhere else. since they obviously have NO EXPERIENCE IN THAT AREA.
argh!!! i feel for you pudding. i really really do.Comments ()
THANKS y’all!
im glad you like it, i’ll have to let the stlyist know! next time i see him and beg him to come and do my hair at my wedding
Comments ()
Great Hair. But ya gotta stop looking out at me from the internet like that! I’m trying to get some work done here, you sexy
thang. (love the CFM eyes in the first ‘after’ shot Comments ()
I remember those days all to well. However, lets just keep rockin’on because THESE are the days worth living.Comments ()
I got bullied all the time until I bought myself a pair of steeltipped shoes and cracked a few nuts here and there.
What doesn’t break you, makes you ...Comments ()
BUFFFFF!! hard reading that and made me go and think about some dark past of mine too....i just can say u are so brave and i feel
so angry why there are nice pple has to go tru all this shit or similar like....
I did erase out of my brain some past experiences of mine, but sometimes they just pop up in nightmares...
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Gus you are awesome! one of the kind babe!
HUGS!!!!!!! and Kracker is right.....what does not break you.....
Don’t stress out on the weadding plans! Comments ()
You just touched my soul with that story. I do not know how people can be so cold & uncaring...I really don’t. I’m glad
you put the pieces back together (or are still putting them back together). Keep shinning.Comments ()
I bet a lot of bloggers had tough times in school, but yours sounded especially bad.
I was tormented for being “different,” and beaten up a few times. But the school I went to was a bit more attentive than
what you described, and went to some lengths to deal with the bullies.
I get pissed just reading that shit, you know? When you accept a position in authority over a bunch of hormone poisoned idiot kids you
need to deal with the fallout that such a population of fuckwads bring to the table. Just banging the square pegs off the work table to
save it for all the round one is ignorant and societally destructive.
Damn....typed too much. Bye.Comments ()
Wow Corinna. That sucks. It makes no sense. There really are some ugly, non-caring people in the world and I’m sorry you
were exposed to so many. Thanks for sharing.Comments ()
having awesome reader/friends is always helpful.
i relate with so much of what you say.. if not all of it.Comments ()
I have never thought you write your stuff for sympathy. If any one does, tell them to eat my ass.
Like the proverbial grandfather always says, “Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke.”Comments ()
GUS! KEEP GRIPPIN’ THE WAY YOU KNOW!!! It might be taking me some more time to read but it is always worth it! and
plus i get to practise my shitty english..jeje! Comments ()
I have left a hearty stack of brownies near the door to share with everyone... which should make up for the herps on the toliet
seats.Comments ()
i would share my Chlamydia with you.Comments ()
rooks marvelous darlink.. just marvelous.
i don’t want to toot my own horn, you had some really awesomerad photos for me to put into it.Comments ()
if spork is enough then silverware drawers will be more reasonably modular.
the amazing thing about this masthead is that when you are killed by a ninja, those thirteen frames are all that will run through your
head. death by ninja forfeits the life-encompassing photomontage we expect at the moment of expiry. ninjas dispatch people so
stealthily that they even surprise metaphysics.Comments ()
It’s AWESOME!!!! Good job!!!!Comments ()
How sweet.
Can you not say chlamydia anymore though, it creeps me out. Comments ()
I love the new masthead and as you know, I am on ‘tits’ too and so it’s all good.Comments ()
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if it weren’t for the fact it’s new, and you mentioned it, I wouldn’t even know what a masthead was
Looks sweet. Sarah is dear to you isn’t she....I might go rant in the comment of her blog next Comment ranting is fun, and in
some twisted way, I think, shows I care
ABC’s little piccie... is that that guy out of astroboy?
did i mention i like the masthead Comments ()
Your high school experiences sound pretty fucked up. I think a lot of people have had similar experiences, but unlikely so frequent or
severe.
Suicide is one of really tragic things. I know of a couple of people I went to highschool with who committed suicide, but I don’t
think they did it when they were in highschool, as far as I remember it was after. I knew them but never had anything to do with them
outside of class (which could probably be said for almost everyone I went to highschool with). It always troubled me that they killed
themselves though. I don’t remember any outward signs that would suggest they’d be suicidal, and these people
weren’t bullied or harrassed at all. I always wish I’d hung out with them outside of class or something, wish I’d
been in a position to help them somehow, but I wasn’t so I guess I just have to help the people I can.
It’s funny, I, like everyone, will “pick” on someone every now and again, not in a malicous way (unless
they’re cunts), but I always feel the need to defend people when they’re being picked on.. it’s weird.
I used to get harrassed a fair bit in school but never fully bullied or anything. I think the reasons I was never bullied are the same as
the reasons I was harrassed. I was always tall and I’m smart, so people would give me shit but generally, on account of my
size, they wouldn’t try to fight me. I think the only person I had a punch up with in highschool is someone I’d been
friends with in primary school, had a punch up with in lower highschool, and became really good friends with in upper highschool. Go
figure.
But back to the matter at hand, your blog entry, I think the thing you probably need to understand about these adults who
didn’t help you, is that they couldn’t understand your position, and therefore couldn’t see the problem. Most of
them probably grew up on the other side of the bullying spectrum, and couldn’t see the problem with it.
I really think you have to have experienced this sort of shit to be able to recognise someone who’s really in trouble and needs
help. It’s one of those fucked up things that shouldn’t happen, but does, and there’s not a lot that’s
ever going to be done about it because the decision makers just don’t get it.
Sorry high school was so fucked up for you... glad you’re still here though Comments ()
Sa-WEEET!
I got nothin’ else to say.Comments ()
1. It looks terrific
2. It takes SO long to load and the page just freezes til it does (like, I cant scroll down or click or anything at ALL).
3. Now, I must sneeze.Comments ()
hey, sorry it is so slow.
i know all about it. it is being worked on but it is taking forever and it sucks.Comments ()
totally diggin your headerComments ()
due to the fact that i am saddened by no super bowl party this year, i will be lazy. one of the greatest animated series in the histry of
drawring is called Star Blazers. well, in north america, anyways. it was called Space Battleship Yamato in japan and came out in 74.
dont think george lucas didnt directly rip this show off. get your greasy little twelve year old fingers off my childhood, lucas! if you see
the finale, you will see the explosion and sit in shock for ten minutes-- but...but....that was in star wars...wha??
anyways, the character you have enquired about is named Desslok, and epitomizes david bowie in space. the first we see of Desslok,
he is being bathed by a blue woman in his grotto, which is on his spaceship. and he talks with a lazy london accent too. he is
definitely something to aspire to in regards to cool in space.Comments ()
this makes me wonder what music + costuming i would choose were i a figure skater/ice dancer.
the obvious choice would be greased lightning for the short program, but why be obvious in a sport that is all about ambiguity? i bet
nobuddy has done blitzkrieg bop in international competition. or what about coveralls and a striped cap for a little casey jones? the
long program would be harder to flesh out...you know, less personality, more mood. i have always wanted to hear an extended
version of the theme from the arsenio hall show. my dramatic sensibilities tell me that the last side of tommy would be better than
tchaikovsky, but that would be a long skate. i would have to carry a cheese sandwich in my pocket to give me strength to last out the
routine. so it probly wouldnt work. but i guess thats why im not a figger skater. or an ice dancer. alas.Comments ()
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abc(4): how about “timebomb” from rancid? i could see you in a black hat, black pants and black SKATES - and then
everytime that they said “the boy’s a timebomb” you could sowcow yer ass off.
GG: this was the funniest post i’ve read in forever on anyone’s page. especially in follow up to the stumble-a-thon one
and especially considering the date. good on ya.Comments ()
BLADES! OF! CLINICAL CONFRONTATIONAL PSYCHOLOGY!Comments ()
that is an excellent header! great work Sarah!Comments ()
*sniff sniff* we still love you..
hehe, f**k that shit.. what’s with the sentimentality eh?! but we still love you! Comments ()
sarah did an awesome job! and a nice collection of pics - especially adam and gussie.Comments ()
That is superawesomewickedradcool!Comments ()
Ha! Anyone who doens’t think that’s funny is in need of a little therapy themselves!
I think Brian Orser was a psychologist, no joke. That’s why he didn’t win the gold. Too much time in the office, not
enough time on the ice. He’d get half way into his triple salchow and he’d start to think about little Jimmy and his
issues with his parents. Next thing you know, he’s flat on his ass.Comments ()
hehe ya i guess in some ways that sounds kinda bad but i just mean that i like that people can tell the difference…. some days i do
feel like shit and want to hear i rock for sure...but when sharing the past im glad people get im not rehashing it i just think it is
important to try and stop that shit from happening to other kids and people in general.
it took me a long time to stop people from bullying me i had a hard time putting a stop to it and now i go over board
sometimes.Comments ()
Wow that doctor must be really great. All he has to do is chuckle and it therapizes you.Comments ()
Forschnebikally Fantastikal...Beautimus Galore !!!Comments ()
i work with a michael bolton..
i love saying ‘no talent ass clown’ around him.. he’s never seen office space, so he has no idea what
i’m talking about..
i’m sure he thinks i’m insane.Comments ()
LOLLL! I cracked up laughing right here at work and everyone took NO notice because it’s not unusual for me to be loud and
unruly at work. Loved the post.Comments ()
Love it. LOVE IT!Comments ()
that made me laugh and i needed it. but..i’m thinking i wouldn’t mind if he WAS my therapist..the cutie skater
dude.Comments ()
awesome-rad pics and well done to sarah! woo!Comments ()
that is so funny and it’s nice that you have such a cool therapist. How’s the wedding planning coming
along?Comments ()
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I know someone who’s brother was named after a dead dog. Does that count?
Alfi is his name.Comments ()
Is your dr. as cute?Comments ()
Yay! I can finally look at your blog without the browser freezing up on me!!!
Nice Banner!!! I love it. Man, Sarah rocks.
Figureskating, huh? Gay!Comments ()
great post.. i needed a laugh!
i’m responding to your e-mail.. internet at home is kinda mucked up right now.Comments ()
wow, i jsut want to give you a big hug now, i had so many similar experiences in high school it gave me shivers.Comments ()
Awesome...
I don’t know any famous named people. I am totally lame.Comments ()
I just think it’s courageous and heroineic that you can write about it and that’s very good.Comments ()
hey that’s happened to me! well not with a name but a face. that arctic tubes yogurt commercial has a kid who looks just like
jeremy’s sister’s boyfriend. EERIE!
if i google my exact name i get not one hit.Comments ()
that’s hilarious. And I like your new header. You are the cutest.
Have a triple lutz.Comments ()
i want to start with a grammy joke so bad but if i do santa will NEVER bring me a unicorn.
humbug.
there are two sides to every coin except for trick coins.. think about the gifts what your ass gives forth to the world:
without your ass, who would buy all the boy-briefs with clever slogans on them? you employ thousands in the garment/silk screening
industry. and our doctors, well, too much time off and their skills get rusty, they start drinking heavily, etc. your ass ensures the
continuing quality of health care in our province. and the lesbian across the street would have surely taken off to micronesia by now
had your ass not been in her direct eyeline.
well rounded and cheeky but a little behind, your ass is in the world, and vice versa. if the dolly llama was on blogger or something,
then he would totally back me up here or something.Comments ()
Why do they call them Hemrhoids and not Asstroids?
Okay, that was my lame rhoids joke. I have ass problems myself as do some of my girlfriends THANK GOD or I would feel all alone in
this world of troubled asses! I also worked for a gastroenterologist at one point in my life, unfortunately I didn’t have ass
problems then...murphy’s law!
Well, I hope all goes well. I’ll be thinking of you and your arse. Will you get to take one of those donut things home to sit on?
As for thongs...unless you want to wear them for effect then take them directly off I see no purpose for them, or any underwear for
that matter. I wear them to the gym and on very rare occasions like when I see a cute pair on sale and I buy them because I have a
shopping problem, not because I like to wear underwear. Underwear SUCKS!Comments ()
thank you for saying you’ll be thinking of my arse, im not glad you have ass problems but im glad you have ass problems too.
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i TOTALLY have my own donut pillow, im taking it for the oh so fun ride home.Comments ()
dude.. ouch. i don’t even know how to spell the H version of Rhoids.
i’m so sorry that you’ve had them from such a young age! (well, you’re young)
i’ll check out your wish list. Comments ()
I thought you weren’t supposed to sit on those donuts anymore.
something about increasing the pressure, but I could be totally wrong.
sucks that ABC couldn’t get off work. Hope it goes as well as it possibly can and you get a bunch of good drugs.Comments ()
ow i feel for you, my sphincter is clenching just thinking about it.
i just don’t know what else ot say, i can’t get the image of your butthole out of my head, or the image of the
dr’s cutting it.
i have to go now.Comments ()
Does this mean no more pictures for a while of you driving a snowplow? Damn.Comments ()
im so going to ask on that!!!! i had not heard that Comments ()
thanks for your email! you RULE no worries, seriously
not being able to spell the rhoids with the H is perfect lets keep it that way Comments ()
hehe you are funny...
im not looking forward to having my ass cut either trust me but im in a pretty good mood today im surprised (i go at 1pm)Comments ()
probably MORE photos
sometimes i’ve gone up north and been unable to do anything cause my ‘ass is acting up’.
this will better in the long run i could have like 11 babies and NEVER get the rhoids.Comments ()
ok ok , no assinine jokes.. *trying really hard*
take care, and get better soon! Comments ()
asinine is one of my favourite words
thanks!Comments ()
oh shit! the only thing that could possibly be worse than surgery period...is ASS surgery. you’ll be fine girl, just stock up on
books, stuff to eat, dvds, music..a foot spa... and the like and take a little holiday! get A to run around after you a lot....and enjoy each
minute...i hope you come through the surgery ok....Comments ()
Hope all goes well - good luckComments ()
Poor thing. But like you said it will be all behind you after today. And no I did not intend that stupid pun it just happened.
Feel better soon Corinna darling.Comments ()
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omg....i can’t believe you are getting ass surgery. that’s awful...but the words alone are HILARIOUS. sorry. not
laughing at your demise per say, but the actual words together “ass surgery” are just too much for this old chap to
handle.
good luck....chin up. you’ll be fine....thongs are a PAIN IN THE ASS.....i’ll stop now. luv u xo Comments ()
Ouch. I would tell you about my ‘dilemma’ but Mitz sits right behind me and I would never hear the end of it. Maybe I
should see a doctor and get some ‘stuff’ taken care of too.
Good luck, hope you get lots of Tylenol 3’s at least.Comments ()
but dude. you’re awesome. you are so courageous and funny. you’re so cool. that’s why people come.
done.Comments ()
good luck!!Comments ()
My man Frylock has one. I’ve never actually seen it but I’ve been close enough to have brushed it. We refer to It as
The Nub or The Tab. It gives him bad pain sometimes and worse when he squats too much weight which he tends to do more often
as he gets older (Fight the Age dammit, make your ass bleed).
Wow, he’s old enough to be your dad and he’d throttle me for saying that.
Anyway girlie. Good luck. I cant say I know what it’s like but it’s gotta get better afterward right?
I’d like an ass donut. Rather than an ass that looks like it’s had too many donuts BWAH.
loves. dgComments ()
Send me an address. I will send you a Mothah-lode of new thongs my sexy friend.Comments ()
Frylock and I had dinner with a financial planner friend of mine, an attorney, etc. Most excellent sushi 6-course thing but I digress...
The lawyer’s name is Jenny McCarthy.Comments ()
I hope the surgery goes fucking great and you hardly suffer any pain at all!
xoxoxoxComments ()
I will refrain from any and all ass jokes.
I hope the surgery went well and you have a speedy recovery.Comments ()
wow, I can truly say that’s the most painful post I’ve ever read. How does one wish another luck with their ass? Well,
good luck anyways.Comments ()
Mariah Carey?!? Well... she’s a great actress, but can she sing?
As for Madonna, she is like a slutty Wierd Al Yankovic. She redefines her music to match each generation as it flows past her
preternaturally youthful ass. (all these statements also apply to Wierd Al. But preface “ass” with
“goofy”)Comments ()
Is THIS why my “Fun With Pebbles: My Descent into the Hell of Constipation” post stuck your fancy some weeks ago?
I can only hope your ass makes it. And here’s to walking bow-legged for as brief a period as possible!Comments ()
Good luck with the surgery...I know why it scares the hell out of you.
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I’m kinda oppossed to anyone fucking up my ass...but this seems positive & will allow you to wear thongs...so...GODSPEED
to you & your ass.Comments ()
I think the words “hemorrhoids” and “asteroids” should have their meanings swapped.Comments ()
my ma had to have ass surgery and all i can really say is... good luck.Comments ()
hope you’re not in too much assagony greep!Comments ()
the greeper can not sit here as of yet. until she is capable of this, i will be her underdressed pink skinned goliath robot body to her
Krang. or Miltons daughter.
so there.Comments ()
the donut doesn’t even make sitting an option? how did it all go?Comments ()
the sitting on the couch is what happens, but the sitting on the cpu chair is a hole lot harder. too much pressure.
but asides that, the knifing went really well. un4tunately, this has no bearing on how pain/unpainful the four weeks of joyous recovery
may be. i spose after you deliver you two can compare pain stories. but i swear if nobuddy thot she was a super hero before this, they
will now. seriously, shell probly go out walkin down dark alleys in like a month and be like "what, youre gonna stab me with a
screwdriver? you better hope you can hold onto that thing after you stick me, cause ima pull it out and show ya what PAIN IS YOU
ASS MOTHER FUCK FUCK ASS JOKE MOTHER FUKKKKERRRR AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
My condolences to the ass. I hope you will have happier shitting/g-string wearing experiences after you are healed.Comments ()
I love your glasses!
The ass on the hospital sign was a nice touch
xoxComments ()
this whole topic makes my bunghole tight. not that it wasn’t already.Comments ()
I love the ass on that sign. Hot! Always been partial to fine asses, really.
Bleeding asses.....not so much. That’s an entirely different set of preferences and, while I understand the world needs all
kinds of people, THOSE are the people I won’t let near my rectum.
Rectum? Damn near KILLED ‘em!Comments ()
We spend so much time celebrating athletes, but maybe ass doctors are the real heroes of the world. Here’s to good
healing!Comments ()
Hope it all goes well
(insert ass gag here)Comments ()
i think that we three know that corinna’s stories of pain will be less dramatic than mine, based on 2 factors: 1) she has a high
pain tolerance; and 2) i am a wimpy baby that will be having a baby, that likely will be less wimpier than me. and let’s not
forget that i’m avoiding mental preparation, in favour of an “ignore it all and it will go away” idealism. i
don’t think it’ll work, but then again, maybe i won’t die.Comments ()
make sure to post pictures of the little donut they give you to sit on.Comments ()
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Glad you are doing okay tough girl.Comments ()
hey there! great to see you back, sense of humor intact! Comments ()
top notch post. nice montage, it brought a smile to my face. it felt a bit guilty though, i hope the lovely Corinna is doing well.Comments
()
youre too polite.
im mad with power and i cant say it feels bad.Comments ()
Good luck! From my ass to your ass!Comments ()
pheeww, I’m glad you made it through. I was starting to get nervous since there wasn’t another post since before your
surgery!! Hope you’re feelin alright.Comments ()
I don’t know what’s more intriguing: your pics or your writing.Comments ()
I’m so sorry for you C. Think positive...you’ll have to. They should be giving you some nifty drugs for this...if
not...you’ll be compelled to give them the death ray!Comments ()
Hope all is getting better. Happy Valentines day...if you do that in Canada. My blog has a Valentine surprise on it that should give
you a pleasant start.Comments ()
Bon Chance ma cherie
Doom
xComments ()
good luck my dear.
and if it’s any consolation, donut pillows rock hardcore. i may get one just for fun.Comments ()
spelled corner wrongComments ()
happy valentine’s day!
may your boots be knocked to your level of satisfaction!Comments ()
My therapist has a boring non-famous name. There could be some people with famous names in “Group” (see blog)
but we don’t “share” last names with eachother.Comments ()
i know you think that magnum and blue dot are homos but that may be tied to the fact that you assume that all animals and/or objects
are gay. but i think i saw magnum try to tuck it in during the last bath. eh. waddaya gonna do, hes a WHALE.Comments ()
Duuuude! Nice whales!
Geezer and I got nothin’ for Valentine’s Day cause we think it’s stupid, too.
My sphincter hurts just reading that post, and I think I’m going to hold off on that poo I was gonna do. I hope the pain
doesn’t last too much longer!
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Oh precious...it will pass...it really will. I do not speak from experience...I witnessed my father go through this...and I knew then that
this was not a good thing for anyone. He would lie on the sofa quietly and then the next moment he would sort of quiver sharply with
pain...broke out in a sweat too. I guess that would be the spasms that you spike of. I’m sending hugs and sympathy your
way. But hey...you have some new friends to keep you company...so you are in good hands. Get well soon...and I bet you got some
nifty tits out of this! Heh!Comments ()
Wow. I didn’t realize it was that painful. You’re a brave trooper. Here’s wishing you a speedy
recovery.Comments ()
Well I’m glad that you and your ass are on the way to recovery. I must say, I would only read your ass stories because your
fantasticness in writing them makes them bearable and appealing in a way not many could accomplish. Give Blue Dot and Magnum
my best!Comments ()
shit! goddamn! ass problems do NOT rock. but your sense of humor is stellar i must say. 4-6 baths a day. i’m using a bucket
for that one LOL no 4-6 baths a day for me! i hope the pain does get better really soon and that the pooh-pain thing goes
away.AWAY! ABC sounds too precious.Comments ()
now you said a lot of things there that weren’t about me, yeti’s or vampires
so i ignored them
no offenceComments ()
What a wonderful relationship you two have, it makes me feel like weeping a little but since I am a big girl I won’t.
I love your new bath toys, how very thoughtful of your man...
Feel better soon Corinna.Comments ()
I never, EVER thought I would know this much about your ass. But I’m glad I read it cause that boyfriend of yours is a
sweetie. :o)Comments ()
Damn! That sounds exquisite. Theres no anasthetic suppositories or anything?
Christ, I hope I never go through that.Comments ()
Mmmm butt chafing! sounds deelish!
You poor dear. Thank you for sharing and well, ummm, cracking my ass up. You definitely go to great “pains” for your
comedy and I appreciate you for that.
Have you considered drinking some serious poop softeners? I think it’s time to consider these geezer guzzlers for you and for
the ass hole!
hope you and the arse feel better soon ;O)Comments ()
hey! do hope you recover soon soon soon! big hug! Comments ()
Your poor bum! Get well soon and hats off to ABC for being a great nurse.Comments ()
“My first bowel movement took over an hour.... In case anyone is DYING to know my second pooh was much shorter but just
as painful and involved yelling and the word ‘fuck’ at times.”
I don’t mean to laugh at your pain, but that whole paragraph makes me laugh. I can’t imagine having to go through
that.
Oh yeah, your therapist is a shitty figure skater.Comments ()
I’m so glad the worst in hopefully over...ouch...painful poops...ouch.
I’m really going to think of you as a tough assed bitch more thaqn ever now.
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Adam’s a true keeper...it all says Love with a captial L...standing by your sweetie after ass surgery...anyone could get a
card...but cleaning your wound on V-Day...that’s love damn it...it just IS.Comments ()
no shit.. this is a quote from a medical doctor friend of mine:
“The removal of the cotton anal plug post operative (days later) after hemerroid removal, commonly results in the patient
passing out from the pain.”
so do i think you’re whiny? FUCKING HARDLY!Comments ()
“but alas ‘Happy Valentines Day’ to me, I officially have butt chaffing.”
hilarious, you will always have memories of this vd forever. i hope you’re doing ok, get better soon!!!!Comments ()
what a cat-ASS-trophieComments ()
seeing as you mention it...
that lovely piece that i was NOT warned about came out during the fantastic one hour pooh i described!Comments ()
thanks guys for all your supportive comments!! they are fantastic and greatly appreciated Comments ()
im taking a softener but even that has disadvantages depending on how much i eat with feeling ‘good’ on and off.
regardless i pretty much have to hop directly into the bath after a pooh because the pain is intense. more intense than i expected
because poohing with rhoids is not as painful as you would imagine it to be...incase anyone was wondering Comments ()
is he ever!!!!!! and nice hair man, seriously.Comments ()
those are some BAD ASS bath toys, by the way.Comments ()
I’d like to retract my statement about Buttle and his figure skating abilities.
Thank you.Comments ()
i second that. except the hair.Comments ()
thank you! they are making bath time fun.Comments ()
LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!!!Comments ()
Oh, you sweet baby. Glad that you and your ass are back home and doing a bit better.Comments ()
okay so your ugly fat and physcotic is there any other personal traits that arnt FUCKED UP!?!
forget the 2 trips to the nut house a week do it every day HOE! your fat belly is not a good place for a tattoo. Even if your broke ass
husband can barly afford you or stand you, do you think he is dumb enough to knock you up and have an anti-christ child! You should
think about gettig that birth mark removed on your arm...it’s quite possibly the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Besides your face.
PS get a fuckin job and stop living off the government you ugly whoreComments ()
oh gee, i hope you feel better soon. *sending good vibes your way* consider hugging gus it might make you feel better. Comments ()
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If you figure a way out of this season affective disorder, just let me know - I’m having my winter blaahs too.
Hope you feel a lot better.
Cyber happiness sent your way!Comments ()
Surgery on the butt is never fun. I had to face the big metal hoop a joop when I had internal 1’s and soon, it became a family
affair as 3 other relatives have had to go through the same colonoscopy procedure to look inside for whatever’s there.
Fortunately, I had the image of Cartman talking about things going in and out of his ass, and well, I was asleep and don’t
remember any of it.
However, it sounds like yours was just painful, so may this comment bring soothing vibes to your nether orifice.Comments ()
Hang in there. Better days are coming. I know pain has a way of wearing people down. Try to distract yourself as much as you can.
And be glad you have Adam to lean on.Comments ()
That song, it always brings tears to me for some reason...
Beautiful photo.
The memories, sounds and smells of childhood, they’re all preserved in an old photo...Comments ()
i love simon and garfunkle.. a friend of mine in high school and i used to skip the class after lunch and sit with our English/Lit. teacher
and sing simon & garfunkle songs..
that’s one of the very few happy memories i have of school.
i’m glad you got that as well. (with your family)
you looked like a sweet and happy baby.Comments ()
crying for no reason... yep, i understand that one.
sounds like we’re in the same boat sister.Comments ()
ditto. hence to non-visitus. funny how the sunshine being out didn’t help us this past week, eh? at least you’ll have abc
by your side soon, once again.Comments ()
girl interrupted had forever marked that song. it’s the post-suicide, back to the loony-bin song, now. but you’ve used it
in a non-post-suicide, back to the loony-bin way, so good jobbie.Comments ()
The healing process with this surgery is very hard. Let your body and mind feel what it needs to right now...denying it is what causes
the problems. It will be over soon...and you are allowed to feel lousy when you want and for as long as you want. It’s hideous
painful.Comments ()
You are definitely a cutie. Is that your father? He looks quite young and hippie-ish.Comments ()
the greeper is the shitComments ()
i feel for you. it’s hard to find the words to help out when you’re in a mental funk like that. I know this only too well.
Be well, sweetheart.Comments ()
oh my you are so unbelieveably adorable! And happy. that picture is so great. I love, love, love old photos. They always make me feel
so nastalgic and all gooey inside. This is really a great one. I’m glad you have it to look at whenever you want.Comments ()
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oh Corinna, I wish you weren’t so sad! It’s going to be alrigh, I promise. I wish your damn asshole felt better so you
could at least get out of the house and get your mind off things...I’m thinking about you. I know I’m far away from you
but you can email anytime and I’ll try to help. Hey, if nothing else I can tell you some of my problems. Maybe they’ll
make you feel better about some of yours - kidding ;O) Ooohh, or I can tell you really corny, stupid jokes until you actually laugh at
one! Ummm, I could take a picture of my ass dimples and send it do you...? Okay, I’ll shut up now.Comments ()
I don’t see the picture......anyway...i’m a little confused.....i don’t know whether im from your country or not
from your country.....but i used to be linked here.....i think.....and i have to go around and tell everybody that my blog address was
stolen.....so, it’s not me....well....this is me......but the blog is not me.....ummm im in the process of shifting things over with
new address....if you want to know me in the future just email me......k....bye....Comments ()
...DAMN....Comments ()
YOU LOOK SOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!
ha ha ha!!
Alright man, long time no speaky. How is the sexual force of nature known only as Alibastor Bonkers Colliflower? and Gus?
touring in non english speaking countries has left me all but knackered, just a heads up to let you know i’m alive and well back
in blighty......
much love dude.....
C.J
xoComments ()
I used to have Ragedy Ann and Andy dolls too. Very cute!
Happy times.Comments ()
Hang in there, kiddo. It will be a brighter day soon.Comments ()
aww.. isn’t that the cutest!! Comments ()
OMG, your surgery sounds like a nightmare. I’ve immediately stopped feeling sorry for myself for having my mini-flu in
Mexico. I hope they gave you strong pain killers.Comments ()
no raw ass pics?Comments ()
SO CUTE!
I’m glad things are working themselves gradually. It happened the same for me.
And if that’s your dad, don’t get creeped out, but he looks SO much like one of the boys I told you about. You know
the one I was going to meet up with in Vancouver? Yeah. So weird. I will have to send you a pic of him and see if you
agree.Comments ()
Poor little pumpkin. If you wanna talk you should email me or IM me, I’ll log in now.
Feel better soon.
AND THE CANADIAN WOMEN"S HOCKEY TEAM KICKED ASS!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOComments ()
totally, that is my dad, i think he is about the age iam now there...either 28 or 29.Comments ()
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the ‘just another nickname’ i had linked was a canadian from PEI. if you are that person let me know where you are
and you’ll be back up asap!! Comments ()
fuck you crack me up only you and maybe geezer would want to see that Comments ()
thanks y’all as usual you all RULE!
im starting to feel better, just even though i was told a 4 week recovery it doesn’t really sink in till you’re in it. i think it
is normal to get down about the surgery, and adams just happening to be away during part of the recovery process...as some of you
have mentioned…
and like FUCK YA the Canadian women NEVER FAIL to bring it home MAN!!!! I guess my SWEEEEEE-dish saying doesn’t work as
well as just my normal SWEEEET in this situation.Comments ()
Hey babe, Christmas lights are what hell looks like on a saturday night. Your shit loaded much quicker
xoComments ()
Maybe you should stomp the lights out with your boots.Comments ()
I was waiting for this picture.Comments ()
Good idea indygirl.
As a Jew, I support a year round ban on lights all together. What the hell do they have to do with the birth of Christ?Comments ()
About the boots: I think the outside temperature is much more important than the time of year.
BTW, It sounds like you may be feeling a little better. I hope so.Comments ()
Excellent points, all. I just hope the people aren’t dead and rotting behind their sparkly lights. Eeww!Comments ()
fuck law.Comments ()
I know I hate when they are still up on my birthday and that’s in January. Almost March is BAD.Comments ()
i know what you mean.. sometimes i look at my music collection, and i find nothing i really wanna listen to. then i go to Shoutcast and
chill out! Comments ()
ya i totally get the same way with my music too. Comments ()
I just watched the last 3 episodes of Kenny vs. Spenny, and, I swear, I haven’t laughed at a tv show that hard in a long time.
The competition was to see who could sit on a cow the longest, and it’s one of the funniest things I’ve ever
seen.Comments ()
but wouldn’t the world be a better place if everyone celebrated Christmas all year long? Ha!Comments ()
iam so glad we bought that thing it is so bloody funny i can only imagine what the feature film is all about.Comments ()
My cat is a vomit artist as well, except she hides it. She must be self-conscious about her art. It is easier to clean up if it’s dry
though, it just kind of peels off the carpet.Comments ()
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i don’t have a problem with private year round love and celebration of christmas. keep the lights out of it.Comments ()
i saw someone on the balcony yesterday. JERKS.Comments ()
of course im just being facetious
thanks, i am sort of starting too, i do have a ways to go. the pain it just different now but the recovery process is still long and in
general really boring.Comments ()
the greepster is really fucking cute.
how the hell did you get her all pissed off for that photo. try as i might, i can’t get maynard to do anything but glare at me.
i’m sorry you miss ABC. Comments ()
that’s a pretty good way of putting it.Comments ()
i have to admit.. i’m a little surprised that you care if people are staring at your boots.
kick em in the head next time yoga girl!Comments ()
Gus looks like maybe she is a tad weighty...and it looks very good btw!Comments ()
I do love Gus.Comments ()
i seemed to have failed miserably with with my sarcasm in this post. im blaming it on my ass surgery.Comments ()
A living legend!!!Comments ()
Proof that cats really DO rule the universe!Comments ()
i got her in the middle of a yawn. she is just tired
it is LAME..he should be back for the weekend and then out again. i love time alone it is just really extremely bad timing.Comments ()
but can she curlComments ()
eeek. she’s adorable. but you would expect me to say that, considering that her clone is my master.Comments ()
Show me a cat that shares bugs, and I’ll show you a cat with character.Comments ()
dood, that cat is huge! no offence to the cat. hahaComments ()
the camera TOTALLY adds 10 pounds Comments ()
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Hello gorgeous, I’m back from break and finally have access to a computer again. We haven’t unpacked the
computer yet and our “study” is a mess of boxes and shit all over the floor. No vomit though.
Where’s ABC?
I miss Gus and I haven’t even met her yet!
Miss you more though
xoxComments ()
hey! love the pics and the post!
how are ya doing? hope all alright! me sending u hugs!!!! Comments ()
I’m scarred...Comments ()
Gus Greeper frightens and enthralls me.Comments ()
that kitty is so darn cute.
just made me all happy seeing that little face.
thanks for your comment btw. Comments ()
hey, we all know gus so much better now! Comments ()
Hey! Hey! I’ve changed my address. If you still want be be blog buds then adjust your links to the following:
www.christopherbate.blogspot.com
I can be found here from here on in...Comments ()
I hate shaving with any razor, but getting waxed is total PAIN. So, I just shave. Comments ()
I like the doubles...but Hubby has to have the quatros to get rid of that Italian-strength sand paper on his face.Comments ()
five razors? i’ll take it. men’s razors are always better than ladies--they’re kinder to my skin too.Comments ()
Jer uses the mach 3 turbo. i think mostly cuz it vibrates. it does a good job on neck hair clean up, post hair cut as well...i kinda suck though i prescribe to the notion that leg shaving in the wintertime is idiocratic, i tend to wind down on the underarm defuzzing, too.
and hey. what the hell, EVERYTHING, if you know what i mean. and I use a single blade razor for everything except for the
EVERYTHING. which hasn’t been getting much defuzzing since the alien came to roost.Comments ()
Yay!!! Adam’s back
Shaving sucks, full stop. I wax, and the pain is totally worth it.Comments ()
I’ve named you SBotM for Feb. At the Shitty Blogs Club.Comments ()
your poor skin!!
Maja has the right idea.. if you wax and wax.. it doesn’t hurt as bad eventually. i think this is because you are desensitizing
nerves...
i’m hairy as a fucking gorilla right now. i could braid it..Comments ()
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This is too funny.
Women have far too many parts to shave. It sucks.
I use a three blade razor. I haven’t used a double in years, I forget what they’re like.Comments ()
There are a lot of people in my city that leave their lights on all year round. It looks stupid. Way to unneccessarily jack up your
electricity bill.Comments ()
the hardest part of this whole thing is trying to conceptualize where the technology will be in the flying car future. are we still going to
want to touch ourselves then? when i look into the next century i see the power of today’s razor being subsumed by the
mounting pseudofeministic metrosexualization of the media man through the cosmetic industry and its unresting drive for complete
selfconsciousness of the market actors so that they are unable to mentally appear before people until their imperfections are gone
and have media approval. the man who shaves will be the man who lives by his own rules. the one who hasnt been given permission
to hide his facial hair. when that day comes, ill be the one on tv holding the salvation of man, the shick single dullblade. just one. and
dull.Comments ()
I was just telling my friend that soon there will be 45 freaking blades on a razor.Comments ()
I so want a clone...she would be SO awesome...I’d make her not have all of my issues as a child and teen because I am SO
smart now! Comments ()
The cuteness in this post is making me very jealous.Comments ()
EXACTLY!!!! Sometimes I sit here and think, why the fuck do I HATE all of the music that I bought and downloaded????? Was I on
crack??????? Prolly.Comments ()
oh burmis.
if you were made of chocolate i would be sad because you would melt in the warm.
i am also glad that you are not made out of fish crackers because although they do not melt, they become scratchy and crumbly, and
when they scratch you, they get crumbs all over your sweater and in your scratch wound.
i am glad you are made of cat.Comments ()
HOLY SHIT! this is another re-affirmation of why i NEVER use razors. Wax works so fine for me, and everytime hair grows less and
looses strenght.... sigh.
But i must admit that i am using some laser on a certain spot and it is faberoo!!! Comments ()
I prefer those razors with 14 blades and one extra for that pesky layer of skin we all want gone. I mean why not shave off follicle and
all, right? That’ll teach those fuckin’ hairs to grow.Comments ()
heheh.. that made me chuckle!
you didn’t get back to me about that code problem, hope all is sorted!Comments ()
ABC.. well said. you’ve a wonderful imagination.Comments ()
sweet my legs are almost long enough to braid we should have a girl night and braid each others! Comments ()
i’ve never deemed it necessary myself to go beyound three, and im going BACK this was a failed rebellion of the worst kind
Comments ()
athough neither of us has ever tried the quattro we have a ‘thing’ for the word. infact par three bogeys on the course
are referred to as quattros and NOT bogeys. the word itself and the way it slips off my tongue is heaven.
i get A LOT of quattros Comments ()
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i’ve been wondering about those vibrating ones but just thought TROUBLE.Comments ()
i wax my snapper aka VAGINA.
not lately mind you as i pulled a rebellion on that one too and decided the doctors could endure my jungle. BUT at the same time kept
thinking i hope this surgery comes with a free Brazilian.
it didn’t.Comments ()
i have a girlfriend that did what im sure you are referring too she said it HURT but has been very satisfying.
i don’t know why i’ve never waxed my armpits. i’ve stopped waxing my face and either just tweeze or get
threading done and as mentioned above to maja i was all about Brazilians till i knew the surgery was 100% a go and i put on a nice
fur purse for the hospital staff.Comments ()
you are fucking hilarious Corinna! My lovely and I had the same damn conversation about the 5 blade razors...WTF? who needs 5
and the extra for the side burns or whatever the hell it’s for...shaving sucks ass but I must admit, I do it often. I hate hair and
I’m always embarrased when I’m at the gym and I look down at my legs and think, eww, I hope no one sees my
stubble. You my dear, are probably lucky enough to have blonde leg hair. Me...not so much!Comments ()
I thought that once when i had my tonsils removed......
i learned a LOT that day.Comments ()
I love the idea that only the clone should attempt it. You are brilliant, my friend.
I haven’t shaved my legs since 1994. Seriously.
I do pits and pubes every third day or so. Every day in the summer.Comments ()
i didn’t know gus was so multi-talented, hilarious post.Comments ()
Congratulations to Canada. I saw that Gold Medal you won in women’s speedskating.
Nice article and nice photo on Badass.Comments ()
I’m checkin’ it baby!Comments ()
CONGRATS!!! for being a cool suppa bad ass and for the gold medal! but wait....you always have been superbadass lol! ;-P
Take care Corinna!
i just came from there to read you...jeje! Comments ()
I buy 2 blade razors.Comments ()
You are officially a SUPERBADASS! Nice Job Corinna!!Comments ()
i’m so not superbadass material...but YOU definitely are...REPRESENT GIRL, REPRESENT!!!!
nice post btw....saw the org one too....now howz bout sendin a fellow canucker some a dem der ass surgery drugs, hmmmmm???
Comments ()
i would like to see a celebrity based reality show involving real olympic events to publicly humiliate and punish the likes of tiffany
amber thiessen or john lithgow. injury will be inevitable. oh how we will joy to see the fear in louie anderson’s eyes as he looks
down the ski jump and at that moment is forced to choose broken legs or a broken back.
aint nothin wrong with a little runnin’ man.Comments ()
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Well done on being shitty blog of the month.
I pass you the shitty blog torch.Comments ()
I feel dirty and slightly voyeuristic. Thanks.Comments ()
Ever see Andromeda Strain?
Now THAT’S a way to shave!Comments ()
im glad you can see light at the end of the tunnel.
hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahaahah
what will i do when youre healed? i dont know if i can go on without the ass jokes.
humbugComments ()
Yay! I’m glad your arse is better. I don’t get it, what does 4:20 mean? Hmmm?
xoxComments ()
Jeckles? Arse? Kick?
I think you meant to say was:
“[if you are a shitty blog member who has not updated your link please do so or Jeckles is going to lick your ass out of the club
YOU HEAR ME]”
i hate to pick up on that error of yours but someone’s gotta pick up the slack, talking of which i’m glad your arse is
getting better.
C.J
xoComments ()
I always feel like I’ve learned way too much when I stop by here and that’s why I keep coming back. Your honesty is
commendable, dear.Comments ()
Only cool cats get to write there. Like you. Like me. Comments ()
Yay! I’m glad your ass is feeling better, and I’m glad that you can discuss your ass openly as post-surgery therapy.
Kisses and hugs to your hole.Comments ()
I love when you talk about your healing ass hole! I didn’t know you could smoke the herbage up there freely either. Nice! And I
agree about legalizing and taxing. I would for sure buy packs of joints at the corner store!! And think how much crime, etc it would cut
down on...Comments ()
congrats on all manner of shitty things.Comments ()
great to know you are feeling better!
i love your shitty badass blog.Comments ()
thank you!!
here you go my friend! http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/420.htmComments ()
congrats on the shitty blog award. ass surgery never had such good representation. you should be proud luv.Comments ()
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congrats on the shitty award!Comments ()
Glad to read your poop shoot is on the mend.Comments ()
HA really? that is funny
i can’t be the only one who goes through this stuff but thank you of course, as i wouldn’t have it any other way on
here, it is either honest or i’m being sarcastic Comments ()
thank you!! i’ve still got about two weeks to go healing wise but it is fantastic to be over the main pain HUMP.Comments ()
because i smoke it regardless i don’t know all the details on the legalization shit but as far as i know it is legal in small
quantities. but local cops here seriously don’t care, I’ve walked by them smoking it, i’ve smoked it on the court house
steps....and to think how much will change here in the coming four years i just hope it doesn’t go backwards....i hope the
govn’t finally gets their shit together and realizes they need to legalize it completely SO much of our provinces money is
wasted busting pot growers it is ridiculous.Comments ()
Ah... it’s an american thing, I see...Comments ()
It’s the comeback of the ass!Comments ()
i think ellen needs to have you on the show, that would be SUPER superbadass, hmmm, there has to be a way...Comments ()
Anonymous on Mar 1 2006, 00:35
lmao I never thought about the athletes breathing our air...so true!
i’m all for legalization also...it wouldn’t be the gateway drug if it was legal. most people before doing harder drugs will
think ‘i’ve already smoked pot and that was illegal...’, when really, its effects are so minor, its better for you
than alcohol and cigs (not saying its GOOD for you but the latter has worse effects on the system) it shouldn’t even *be* in teh
same category as all other illegal substances.
legalize it. tax it. sell it to those 19 and over. maybe next to the cold beer and wine store will be hot smokes and reefers. Comments
()
coooooooooooooooool i’ll fix your link i gotta fix geezers too!
man, i know someone has GOT TO GET ME on that show!!!!! There has to be a way PLUS she LOVES and i mean LOVES
vancouver
her, bertuzzi and sarah mclachlan are my three i’d go nutters but try to stay calm if i met people. likely better if i don’t
ever even walk by bert cause adam would never hear the end of it and that may not be good Comments ()
HA i was totally going to mention the whole gateway drug shit when I responded to thefunkybee. i totally agree with you!!
i get drunk maybe twice a year seriously, i may be a little forgetful from the pot and say the word LIKE a lot....whatever i always said
like a lot even before i became a pot head!
am i proud of being a pot head i think it may sound like it but i’m not. i simply choose it over alcohol and cigarettes and think it
is lame it is not 100% legal every where.Comments ()
Glad you are feeling better.
I wish I could smoke pot but it makes me SUPER paranoid and no fun.Comments ()
http://ellen.warnerbros.com/funstuff/wecandothat/
peep this, maybe we could get her to do a guest blog or guest audio blog here instead, or maybe even pose for a pic if she was in
town?Comments ()
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or this one,
http://ellen.warnerbros.com/contact.html
put the link up and maybe a form letter we could all cut paste, if she got enough email she might take notice.
whatever you want to try, you know we will all get behind you (sorry, couldn’t resist the ass joke)Comments ()
Yet another reason I’m happy we’re getting married during the week. Nobody else is doing it on a Tuesday, so
everything is available Comments ()
no doubt eh?!!!
man talk about crazy having to have almost everything booked in february for a bloody END of august wedding!
would of been nice if we could of pushed it back past august but adams best man is a professor so we had to do it before
september.Comments ()
jeeezus. exactly how many of us are getting married this year? you, me, and ADS...
well, since i didn’t know - congrats we can all vent about the frustrations together.Comments ()
congrats to you too!!
i know! SO MANY!! tis the year or something?
and http://thefunkybee.blogspot.com/ heres another one
im totally down with venting the frustrations we should start a 2006 wedding blogg for us to all BITCH at and of coruse not let anyone
know where it is Comments ()
I would volunteer to do your hair for you, but I’m pretty sure it would be so bad it would ruin your wedding. Maybe even your
marriage.Comments ()
but then i’d get to be on one of those wedding disaster shows so really it could work out for the best...i’ll keep you in
mind! Comments ()
steel cage weddingComments ()
This is exactly the reason why I eloped. I didn’t want to deal with all that bullshit. And I’m so happy we did it.
Although, I hope this is the only problem you have!Comments ()
I know fuck all about weddings, but from friends who’ve been through it I heartily suggest that you take up any and all offers of
help and kindness. You are going to have lots to organise and worry about so if you can offload some of that to friends/family then all
the better. Thing is, they are your friends so they want the best for you.
Good luck and, by the way, the pics of your recent cut/colour were great. I’d stick with that look. Comments ()
I can be the preacher who marries you two if you want me to,Comments ()
Far out I can’t believe your stylist is getting married the same day as you.. that’s crazy! Must definitely be meant to
happen with the girlfriend. I’m having a haircut on Thursday next week.. I can’t wait! I’ve been disliking my
hair for weeks... but you know what, my hair-dresser is cutting it... I suppose I should call her my stylist, but that seems so weird...
I’m gonna stick with HAIR-DRESSER. For now.Comments ()
good god.. i hate make up.
you, my dear are going to make a beautiful bride!
sorry you haven’t gotten your package yet.Comments ()
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Glad to hear the hemmies are better. Don’t worry about a thing, it will be here before you know it and it will all go without a
hitch. All you have to do is show up and be pretty.Comments ()
I love those shows!!
Can i slap the comedy sound effects over the video footage?
also in my experience, although you have to wear a hat at a wedding, don’t go for a beenie with the words “Unique
Failure” written on it, if you do your auntie Margaret won’t talk to you all day and you mother will blame herself for
“bringing you up all wrong”
ahh god bless parents “sniff”Comments ()
I need a stylist...Comments ()
That’s so stinky about your hairstylist but I am very thankful that has been your only problem. I haven’t run into any
real problems yet (KNOCK ON MUTHAFUCKINGWOOD!) Now I feel as though I better call my hair dude - my date is Sept 9th.
You’re making me nervous...
I know about a million peeps that are getting married this year too. It’s strange.
I’m down with the wedding bitches blog. Let’s do it!!Comments ()
That’s pretty crazy that there are three of you getting married on the same day.Comments ()
I like Reese Witherspoon too!
At work they have two movie channels, so if there’s even a half decent movie on I watch it. Geezer’s not really into
watching movies unless they’re really good (in his opinion), so it’s my chance to watch a whole heap of good and bad
movies when we’re both away at our respective workplaces.
What is Adam doing in the “fields?” Is this going to be a regular thing or what? I love the trap you set for the crazy
landlady. Crikey, it’ll be good when you can move somewhere else!
xoxComments ()
he’s freezing his ass off back in kelowna hanging off a building like king kong but not like king kong cause he has a body
harness on.
we are waiting on suites in one of two buildings to come available and then we are OUT.
i thought it was a pretty good trap myself ! thanks Comments ()
i have been engaged for the last 3 years, and am too damn lazy and a procrastinator to bother to plan our wedding. my mother would
be thrilled to death if my problem was my hairstylist being booked for the same day as my wedding, rather than my lack of wedding
date.Comments ()
i just rented just like heaven. i’m watching it tonight because my fiance went out for the evening, and i can see it in peace,
without his commentary. i loved in her shoes, but the book was even better. and i have no idea what all the fuss was about with the
wedding crashers. everyone was going mental over it, so i decided to believe them, and i bought the damn thing, only to discover it
sucked, and now i am stuck with it. ugh.
i am dying to see brokeback mountain. i am supposed to see it with one of my girlfriends, as we have no hope of making it through
with our men present without having to hear “that’s gay” three million times.Comments ()
You are way too cute. I sent you an email.
Cute undies.Comments ()
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I am going to be a maid of honour...what the FUCK is that about? Okay she’s my bestfriend and everything but I don’t
think I am up to the challenge.Comments ()
i want to see brokeback before sunday but it isn’t going to happen but ellen did do a pretty good re-enactment on her show,
not sure if you saw it but i got the gist of the movie for sure Comments ()
i BET if mrs e slips and falls on them i could sell them on ebay.Comments ()
we knew we were getting married long before we got engaged and told some people and everyone got really confused.
as long as no one starts bugging us about babies im cool
and funny you mention that cause my mother trying to be supportive almost sounded OVER supportive and im like it is just hair
i’ll get it done some how Comments ()
the deposit is down on the JP
DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN
and i bet you would of dressed like chewy too!Comments ()
September nineth is my parents anniversary i THINK it will be 38 years, if not it is 37.Comments ()
you’ll do fine
i’ve just learned it is pretty normal for the maid of honor to have a mini break down shortly after being asked Comments ()
ME TOO that is why i pray i get the guts up to ask the person i want to cause if she comes she will do a fantastic job and it will be like
im not even wearing it she is that good!
thank you ... i hope so man those dresses are DAMN expensive.Comments ()
HA you are so cute! i said hairdresser FOREVER but see one of my closest friends used to do my hair and he is gay and he
INSISTED that he NOT be called a hairdresser but a stylist. it stuck. just like he would give me the EYE if i called it dying my hair...it
is coloring he’d say....COLORING Comments ()
although we make monkeys we are human so i think we will be ok without steel cages...unless of course people bring their
monkeys.Comments ()
there are a couple i am totally addicted to right now but ONLY because im getting married Comments ()
we did consider that....and somedays i do wish that went viva las vegas babyComments ()
you and me both i hope it goes well oh do i ever.Comments ()
thank you it is a slow but steady recovery
i will for sure show up Comments ()
you have fantastic hair!! you have a ‘look’ a good look don’t fuck with your hair man or i’ll be
MAD!Comments ()
I am super keen to see Proof seeing as it has both “lovely Jake” and maths (I do maths for a living, but the good kind).
Glad you gave it thumbs up. I hate Gwyneth too. Waste o’space if you as me.Comments ()
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i hate gwenyth. but she’s my ass and pregnancy twin, so what can you do?
i’ll rent brokeback mountain with you/go see it! i wanna see it, minus the “this is gay” comments that michelle
talked about, too!Comments ()
i was the maid of honour for a friend of mine. her husband is quite the dink and refused to make any of his groomsmen do anything
as menial as planning a social or helping to decorate. the breakdown i had was shared by the entire bridal party plus the
bride’s mother. i know it sounds terrible, but all my really close friends are now married, so i think i am out of the woods on
being asked to be in any more wedding parties, or do any more toasts to the bride (also nerve shattering.)Comments ()
his part is a little ‘empty’ the performance isn’t pushed or forced but it is missing something, but he is so
bloody hot it didn’t really matter and i did thoroughly enjoy it.
i hate to say it but gwyneth is really good in it too that is actually partly why i noticed that jake wasn’t quite up to par with her
whether i like her or not acting wise, which I DON’T.
(see answer to terra for why)Comments ()
i’d have to take my donut pillow man!! i would say THAT IS GAY but only to be gay not for serious. ohhhhhhh im so politically
uncorrect.
ok gwyneth, ever since she won the oscar for Shakespeare In Love over Cate Blanchett in Elizabeth i have NOT been able to get
over it. This is VERY similar to what happened when Julia fucking loser Roberts won for Erin Brokovich over Ellen Burnstyn in
Requiem for a Dream. I have not been able to get over that one either. i don’t even know why i watch the Oscars i get mad
every year but they are so damn addictive and the dresses and BAD dresses make it worth it and when their speeches get cut off that
is always fun.Comments ()
ya im not sure how excited i am about ever being a maid of honor if asked except of course for my maid of honor i wouldn’t
hesitate to return the favor, i’ve really learned in the last couple of days that the ‘maid of honor’ bit really does
or can come as a SHOCK.
some of our friends are married and some aren’t on both sides of our friends so i’d say we’ve got a few years
at minimum of other peoples wedding coming. not to mention adam has two very lovely younger sisters even if there is some tension
at present.
i’ve never been a bridesmaid and adam caught the garter at the last wedding we went to so we were pretty much
superstitiously SET to be next and what a coincidence WE ARE Comments ()
In her shoes is a good movie...is the only one i have seen out of the ones you mention...yeah i know! pretty pathetic. I need to see
more movies, i have a movie mental ocean in between my brain.
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Why for do you not simply change the locks on the door?
If the bitch asks for a key, then you can toss in her face that she must’ve been trying to get in your home. And then you can
make her eat some used ass-gauze.
those toes are cool! I have HUGE HAIRY VEINY FLAT HOBBIT feet. Complete with hair on the toe knuckles!
But I don’t have awesome hammer toes! I want some!Comments ()
I just watched Just Like Heaven a few days ago and I liked it a lot more than I thought I would, cliches and all. And I do that with the
armpits of my shirts too sometimes. I have no idea why. Makes no sense.Comments ()
Some pretty sick humor going on here...I like it!Comments ()
It all makes sense now. You are Mary Cathrine GallegerComments ()
Pants??!!?
For the full “Land-lady-falling-over” effect why not try a moist Cow Pat or perhaps delicately a seasoned spleen?
Artichoke Blimp Castration: Now that Corinna is going to make an honest man of you, have you thought about taking up pipe
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smoking? (the ligall kind) and perhaps a pair of bins?
you could rock that look man......come on...
That is all.
C.J Hixon Esq
xoComments ()
Yo!
Slowly managing to get in to, and read everyone’s blog to catch up, just thoughtI’d say Hi Comments ()
I’m so happy that Reese Witherpoop won! I like her. She seems kind of normal you know...?
I was very dissapointed in Wedding Crashers too. I don’t get what the big deal is. I don’t even think it was very funny
at all.
Your toes are fucking crazy! Do they hurt? Like in shoes? A friend of mine’s two pinky toes were hammers and she had this
operation where they stick this pin in the toe and it stays there I guess until it heals? It was great b/c she got us through a lot of
bathroom lines at bars! Other than that I’m pretty sure it sucked ass...Comments ()
“Hammertoe” would make for a kick ass name for a rock band.Comments ()
oh my dear, but REESE GOT IT AND I LOVE HER TOO!!!!
she was AWESOME!
I also enjoyed just like heaven. such a cute movie.
nice carrots! lmao!Comments ()
i have my mom’s weird monkey toe. it’s the littlest one and it kind of lays on it’s side a bit and lacks a real toe
nail.
so Reese won the oscar for walk the line..Comments ()
I have hammertoes too! Can they be fixed and I wonder if it’s covered by our provincial health plan? I hate going to the
beach because of them.Comments ()
dude. i wanna see ‘proof’ because i love the play. and leaving around dirty underwear is AWESOME. my stuffed
animals trip on them though.Comments ()
I hope your Bum gets better soon!
But, nice to see you’re amusing yourself with trying to break the landlady’s hip on your manky pants, as well as the
movie info (I’m not a Nick Cage fan either...he’s just a bit of a sissy)
I’m sure you’ll be hitting balls again in no time. I never knew roids surgery would take so long to recover from either.
I blow you many kisses that you can apply lovingly to where ever the hurt is.Comments ()
’Tis a great band name, but it does say “Hair-Metal” to me...Comments ()
hi, i happen to stumble from Chewbacca’s blog and think those cats are great!!
have a nice day! Comments ()
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Okay, I think you are a hot little monkey, I mean that in a good way, you are a total babe. But I have to tell you your toes are freaking
me out, I think I will have nightmares today, lol Speaking of movies have you seen 9 Lives yet? If not, you might enjoy it, if you have
what did you think?
xoComments ()
CJ has a point there.Comments ()
i was never happier to be wrong!! i cried like a little baby when she won. what a beautiful speech she gave. WOO
HOOOOOOOOOOOO
hammer toes are a pain, hammer toes hurt. hammer toes push all my other toes closer together so that even when my nails are as
short as short can be my toes bleed when i run. nasty.Comments ()
my baby toe nails are so small i get scared of clipping off my whole toe when i clip them.Comments ()
hey i have a hammer toe!!! just one tho. the middle toe on my right foot. i beleive it to be the source of my magic powers.Comments ()
if they give you problems they should be...i was going to get them both straightened and it was covered.
obviously i never did mind you. it is hard to find time to be that immobile to have a surgery like that done job or none.Comments ()
CJ only likes bands with the name HIXON in them Comments ()
can you believe that if certain si-fi stories had their way and ran earth that WE WOULD BE considered mutants. for some bent toes.
geesh.Comments ()
i can’t figure out why it sounds familiar but i don’t think i have….i will look for it.
i totally can’t stand those toes but i do find them funny. some of the massive blisters i get on them and get to poke at and
explode blister juice all over makes them worth it ON OCCASION.Comments ()
Thanks! i love her so much we’ve been together since 1994 she is sitting on me now in fact.
i noticed visiting you that we have a few other blogger buddies in common too! Comments ()
Then there would be naught but the battle between the flat-footed and the hammer-toed.
WHOOO WOULD WINN??!?!?!?!?Comments ()
I have a feeling that sock monkey has no ear canal. The iPod can be nothing but a cruel joke.
Hey, you could make an iPod koozey out of one of those monkeys!
Would you ever consider gutting one for that purpose? Or would that let loose the bad spirits imprisoned within?Comments ()
NOT just because i have them but because i think anything with HAMMER in it can BEAT anything FLAT. or something like that
SWEEET.Comments ()
NERD Comments ()
we did give the monkeys ears, i have a funny feeling he knows exactly what is going on Comments ()
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i’ve long since stopped denying that i’m a madonna fan. have been since the 80’s. she and i grew together but
we’re both still a bit battered. but i am much poorer. yeah she’s always doing something new and going with the times.
and she was in EVITA after all! Comments ()
I am commenting to appease Corinna.Comments ()
thank you JECKLES now it will at least show two comments when really there are THREE.
stupid comment counter.
HEY capegirl - im a fan at heart i do admit it most of the time i just get irritated by her more easily now and find myself making fun of
her more i guess... but i know she is one of the awesomeradest fo sho. Comments ()
shit i just counted and including this new one i have 8 of her cds i guess that makes me a fan, i shall not hide it any longer Comments
()
I think “Don’t cry for me Argentina” everytime too. lolComments ()
oh shit shit shit shit shit, why does this have to be tonight? I’ll be at the airport then dammit.
aaaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggg!Comments ()
I LOVE LOVE LOVE THIS CD. Let it will be is hte best song evah! EVAH! Try to put it in, turn it up full blast, and sit still, its an
impossible feat.
Madonna is going on tour this summer. I so want her to come to Vancouver or Seattle.Comments ()
Do it while drunk. just an ideaComments ()
I saw this and thought of you.
http://www.inkedblog.com/archives/2006/03/every_body_has_a_story_creepy.htmlComments ()
and i thought i was the only one singing “don’t cry for me argentina”!
my one complaint about this song (or really about its video and the video for her new song)...is what is up with madonna’s
recent obsession with bodysuits? seriously.Comments ()
OH HOLY HELL! That’s awwwesome! I have fuckedup dial-up, so I probably won’t be able to listen, but I’m
SO excited and think you’re the raddest ninja badass EVER.Comments ()
YES! I’m gonna come listen if I’m home in time. Going to have my bridesmaids try on the fancy dress I’m
making them wear in the wedding tonight before we buy it. I’m sure I won’t be out too long. One of the bitches is
preggo and the other is trying so unless I start drinking alone it’s gonna be an early night. Getting older SUCKS
ASS!Comments ()
DAMMIT! For the life of me I can’t hate Madonna! I try and try with each new album, hair color, whatever and I just end up
liking pretty much everything she does. She’s got us all under a spell. That evil bitch!Comments ()
Okay...you make me a monkey and I’ll make you a purse. Deal?Comments ()
too bad i have to work tonight Comments ()
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if you’re lucky - I will drop by tonight.
if I’m still awake.
doom
xComments ()
My wife is making me go to Mama Mia, the Musical, this evening. Otherwise you know I’d be there.
Tell me more about this podcasting thing.Comments ()
im out of pot i just may have to Comments ()
you had me at purse.Comments ()
I often wonder how much of her music is because of her own creativity and how much is because of who she can afford to hire.
William Orbit’s help made “Ray of Light” a really good album, even with the odd self-indulgent
“I’m a Mommy Now!” tracks.Comments ()
i think you’re plenty shitty already, but i will be listening and peeing myself, likely.Comments ()
you are pregnant if you pee yourself it doesn’t count man
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maybe i just do it cuz i can - cuz of being able to blame pregnancy or just cuz it keeps me warm at night...Comments ()
Congratulations! Hey and thanks for the hammer toe info (ya, i know, classy comment but hey...). My blog died but has been
resurrected.Comments ()
you know what would cheer you up? Joining my cult.Comments ()
I missed it because of the time difference. I shall listen again. I’m really looking forward to it!!Comments ()
Damn, I love those monkeys!Comments ()
I just listened to you talk and Gusgreeper meow. I’m not quite sure about YOUR accent, but Gus definately sounds
Canadian.Comments ()
omg i hear an accent! and *i* am canadian!
wtf gus you said aboot!Comments ()
I can’t wait to download the podcast!!!Comments ()
Your arse makes radio!!
most people would be content with TV!!
Kind regards
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Sir C.J McHixon IIIComments ()
see this is great because i had a more americanized version involving my sport of a white linen suit + string tie + holding cigar with
jimmy coburn arthritis fingers.
alas, there is no way to procure the pipe i see myself pulling on because the best fucking ones are at the flea market and are
therefore used and therefore former owners will offend LADY and will not be smoking through for me and anything else will not be
cool enough.
social diseases for madonna.
i bet her cooch looks like dr. seuss drew it.Comments ()
lets us write a madonna song. well call it “dancin’ in the nite-o”, or “fun times in the daytime”.
but what universal human dialogue will we broach? dancing? dancing in shoes? dancing in the night?? whoa, lets slow down. after all,
were not writing a whole album here. now madonna likes to immediately engage us with a choral preview, so if we can agree on
“dancin’ with my baby” as an interim title and metonomic signifier, lets find something to repeat over and over.
and remember, being laconic is for losers. madge strives to stretch each and every word to its boiling point so that it carries as little
meaning as we could ever dream possible. now we can dive in.
close your eyes. breathe. now let the inane thoughts in.
..hey baby....
youre lookin’ so fine...
....my baby...
hey baby...
you make me want to dance dance...
....dance....
you set my heart freedom...
this is a good start. we have the prechorus, which as we know contains less colour and substance than the chorus and though it
seeps out no one is too concerned.
see, these things just write themselves.
whose up for the verse?? yes, you in the front.... .. ...
with the bulge in your leggings...Comments ()
canada is false.Comments ()
i especially loved the part about how all of your girlfriends at your wedding will be hot. dude, i’ll be there and 4 weeks
postpartum. so you shouldn’t have used the word ALL!!! you sounded so much smarter than shudders. Comments ()
Hey...
You rocked girl!!!
And thanks for all big pimpin...
And for the record. Shutter is much smarter than he sounds.Comments ()
i’d hope... considering if i was as smart as i sounded on there i’d pretty much have to shoot myself. Comments ()
Ooh, look at Corinna being a blog radio star! When we get broadband at home I’ll be listening fer sure!Comments ()
you sound exactly like i thought you would.
Comments ()
Those are awesome monkeys!Comments ()
much smarter than he sounds eh?
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So the same IQ as a six year old then?Comments ()
This song is a complete piece of arse, not only is it un-origianal crap but the ‘hook’ of the song is an ABBA sample.
Now i’m reasonably sure that everyone knows ABBA is the root of all things aweful so i’ll be saving the
“TASTELESS YING YANG” speech for a later date
consider this a yellow card.
C.J
xoComments ()
WOW!!!
I Just heard you on the pod-cast!!!
I wanna get my grubby mits on that damn show real bad!!
You totally rock man!
A whole hour!!
wicked!!Comments ()
i thot it was going to be a cooking show.Comments ()
Umm....I think that second picture is strangely erotic. Like your monkey is monkeying around. Maybe he wants to spank the
monkey?Comments ()
The stylist that has been doing my hair since 1999 wouldn’t do my hair for my H2 wedding because... she doesn’t DO
wedding hair. WTF?! I just wanted curls and happiness. Happy curls. That’s okay, it was a sign of times to come.Comments
()
I live with 2 people that don’t smoke, therefore I can’t smoke. *sniff, sob*. Dude used to smoke, but he needs me to
facilitate the smoking. So no 420 for me at the moment, but I’m willing to bet that Chicken will let me bust out his stash when
he gets old enough to have one... things to look forward to...Comments ()
Hey! ABC and I have the same shoes! Mine fell apart within 4 months though. Hope he has better luck with his.
And well done on getting out and enjoying the fresh air. It must have felt amazing to get out and do something.Comments ()
Beautiful swing...and it doesn’t even look like you have a carrot up your ass!Comments ()
CJ...
email me.Comments ()
nice tassles shweethaat.
funny, i didnt see any photographers at the course. those bastards are getting stealthy...too stealthy...
could we have been targeted by ninjarazzi? dammit!
at least they didnt see the scorecard.
dammit!Comments ()
phew! i’m not the only one who doesn’t see anything wrong with all stars on the golf course. mine are falling apart
too, but i love them anyway.
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there is still snow all over the place here in winnipeg, so no golf for me. sigh...Comments ()
i don’t care what anyone has to say about madonna, i adore her. and my dirty little secret this week is that i have hung up on
my mp3 player, right after all my matt good stuff. to anyone who doesn’t like it, i say pbbbtthhhh!!!Comments ()
You need to buy some golf shoes. I find that the proper attire is extremely important in golf. It makes it look like you know what
you’re doing, if nothing else. I have the shoes, the hat, the pants, the shirts. You might actually think I was good, if you
didn’t wait for me to hit the ball.
The weather has been unseasonably warm recently, I hope it stays like this.Comments ()
thank you C.J!! Comments ()
cute hat.Comments ()
Yeah! Golf that shit up!
Sorry, i don’t know where that came from..Comments ()
I’m so jealous. We have pouring rain all day and then it gets cold again.Comments ()
Cutest golfers ever!Comments ()
Look at you all golfy! It’s so GREEN there, how nice!
its 81 degrees here today - it’s supposed to be 37 on Friday! YUCK!!
By the way...was that a wild tiger I saw on the greens? You all better be careful golfing out there in the wild.
BY THE WAY...heard you on Shitty Blog Radio and you were GREAT! It sucks that there was a delay but you would hardly know it,
you handled it very well. Next time let us know sooner so more peeps can figure out how to listen. It was quite easy and so fun to hear
a blogger that you read every day LIVE! Yayy - you Rocked it Corinna!!Comments ()
In that first picture, are you holding up the club or is the club holding up you?Comments ()
do you just have the one golf club? Golf’s not really my sport... There’s no checking Comments ()
I was going to be all dissapointed I missed it but then i saw the download... sweet... glad I have broadband Comments ()
Slap that as hardcore Comments ()
hurraY! youre alive n bootiful still gday to you and your boy xoxComments ()
That’s crazy. We won’t see grass like that dry enough to golf for at least 1-2 months.Comments ()
Sigh..... Its still so wintery here in Wisconsin. But im doing air gi-tar for u 2 , ROCK ONComments ()
Too fucking bad you can’t golf Hun.....My worst score so far this year 4 over par... now try n beat that beotch!
try getting a better camera too....I think Adam could do better with mine...lmao
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oh btw seeing as I saw ya burnin a doob...where’s mine sucka?Comments ()
our camera works fine. its just hard to find flash powder in this city. the closest dry goods store is a two day ride and its just easier to
draw stuff anyways.
and i think that the lovely C will be parring the course this year as we are trying a new anabolic steroid called
‘nadshpiel’. we got a connec from this dude i met in the alley outside this afterhours. hey, he was taking it and he didnt
have any visible deformation and i think the lesions were just from eating raw meat or something. so look out! were gonna be shtrait
carb loading and what not. sheeet.Comments ()
I’m listening to the radio thing, those guys are penii You’re funny And sound cool.
You talked to them on skype yeah?Comments ()
I love your hat!!
Glad to see you’re feeling better.
Are those St. Andrews Balls you’re hitting??Comments ()
NIICEEE!!!! Corinna and Adam know how to rock it! you should come here to Southern Spain and play golf at 23 Cº! i am surrounded
by golf camps!!
Hugs Miss Vancouver!Comments ()
not a chance at this time of year and i’d/we’d die if one got lost BUT we both agree we have to use ONE each at least
ONCE. Comments ()
I could deal with that song if she hadn’t sampled ABBA. I love ABBA.
*sigh*Comments ()
I guess the earbuds wouldn’t work in his monkeysockears.
Everybody loves the iPod...Comments ()
Those are not golf shoes.Comments ()
oooh what’s the new band? friends and i used to check out Gob shows in the mid-90s at the langley civic centre before they
got all muchmusic/mtv/theo flirting w/kelly osbourne Comments ()
not that horrible singers DON’T exist.. but i think the biggest reason most people are horrible singers is... THEY GET
NERVOUS!
you couldn’t do worse than june and johnny.. not to bash them.. but reese and joaquin sounded better.
if all else fails.. dressing slutty will help! Comments ()
stay cool.. and pop a couple of drinks just in case you get nervous! Comments ()
this is so fucking hilarious! Wear something super slutty and have a few drinks. Everyone sounds better after a few drinks...I
won’t even tell you about my awful karaoke experienceS - yes more than one. At this point the mic scares me ;O)
You’re gonna do just fine Corinna - I have confidence in you but it would be really rad if you could tape it and post the
video!!Comments ()
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i used to ride the bike track where they filmed ‘soda’.
much love to the LBC. and i always liked Tom songs better.
as of now the boys have no name. like that america song with the horse. and the desert. except animals are not part of the show. no
deserts either. and we are in canada. but besides that, eh.... i dunno. als i know is that richmond is gonna name a noise bylaw after
us.
if we get a name by then.
and bless you for seeing shows in the abc rooms. i was in the curling club!Comments ()
hah! valdi told us all about your radio gig! he said that you should be in pRon!Comments ()
I’m sure you’ll kick ass.
I’m fighting my urge to try stand-up.Comments ()
Wolf man and Wolverine play together, how appropriate lol.Comments ()
Yes, take the slutty route. It is always safest.Comments ()
I congratulate you on being willing to get out of your comfort zone. It’s something that is so hard for me to do.
I like that ‘acting like a slut’ line. That’s funny funny funny.Comments ()
thank you !! i will NOT forget this advise it is all ready helping.Comments ()
i would love to tape it for shits and giggles i think we will at least have photos.Comments ()
DO IT! i triple DOG dare you you know you can!!!
i’ve always wanted to do one too. but im way too chicken, maybe this will help me get over the FEAR.Comments ()
totally i got on that one fast Comments ()
thank you very much! my hermit zones are being tested on this one Comments ()
hey MAN, ya i emailed him.... once you and the LOVELY SEXYPANTS get broadband we can TALK for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Comments ()
i had one REALLY bad shot where i almost hit a guy in the head. it was awesome.Comments ()
I LOVE Jackson! You tear it up, girl! And if it makes you any less nervous...June Carter wasn’t a great singer! But I’m
sure you’re much better than your parents give you credit for. Parents don’t know shizzle.Comments ()
I agree - parents generally don’t know crap. my dad told me all fo my life that i was HORRIBLE at singing. then i was in a
band, then i helped my ex’s band write and helped train his singer. then i sang backup with them on a night when a record
guy came to see them and he offered them a deal 9they didn’t wanna sign with a canadian label).
so, DAD, you don’t know crap. therefore, we can assume the same of all parents, i swear.
i still think you should sing the lyrics wrong on purpose. it IS for fun. but what do i know - i’m soon to be a parent and therefore
don’t know crap...Comments ()
get the bartender throw down a round of shots for everybody else.
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AND dress slutty.
i have faith.Comments ()
That is going to be so cool! You’ll rock and just make sure you have another song ready for your encore. Oh, and, go slutty if
it gives you balls
PS I used to love GOB!Comments ()
Absolutely. And be sure to flash some hoo-ha. The judges adore that.Comments ()
funny thing: one line goes, “and i’ll be dancing on a ‘pony keg’” i KEEP singing PONY PEG. so
there is a chance i will make an error or ten.Comments ()
holy, its just an empirical statement.
purely sciencific.Comments ()
Hey, there ARE some shirts that, um, help things a bit.
My wife has a certain type of small t-shirt that she wears occasionally that I really enjoy.
’course, she’s 5 months pregnant now, so she doesn’t wear THOSE shirts anymore.
No matter, she’s just as cute with her maternity stuff on. Comments ()
in three years i have never even heard you say knockers! may you be forever banned from being sweet Comments ()
The shoes match the club wonderfully.Comments ()
that’s hilarious ABC!
Josh doesn’t normally do the body parts thing, i’m the one that walks up to him and shoves my bits in his face..
he makes this odd drooling sound.. like homer simpson.Comments ()
Heeeey!
It doesn’t look cold at all in those photos! And it’s not like you’re all that rugged up... I suppose it’s
spring over there now?Comments ()
that must just mean that your knockers look great everyday. duh!Comments ()
Ahh, love!Comments ()
well as long as he likes em, you still got it...so it’s all good. i had a dream i was making sock monkeys, it’s all your
fault! Comments ()
Knocker talk! Body part talk is so much fun. I miss it. Comments ()
it’s better than jugs. since hitting the 5 month mark - my knockers are now referred to as jugs.Comments ()
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO yo ma,
it was pretty cold on the hands….i have sensitive ears i could not have played 18 holes with no toque and adam was very cold he
totally underdressed.
it is TRYING to be spring over here but the weather is VERY erratic cold and rainy one day warm and rainy the next, clear and cold,
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clear and sorta warm...it can’t make up it’s mind. stupid weather.Comments ()
thank you!! the rad-io was fun but yes..HARDer than expected with the delay and ECHO.
THAT WHITE WILD TIGER is named RAIN TAMER he is the putter cover for my SWEEEET Odyssey that is worth more than my
whole set of clubs.Comments ()
that’s hilarious! i get the same types of comments from dallis, along with random sneak attack ass/boob grabs.
men are so simple (sorry, it’s true).Comments ()
[dumb look]............
Hooray for boobiesComments ()
That is lovely comment.
He’s tryin to say “baby got front”
I’ll be there in 2010 doing the yelling competion. You can help me do the pointing and laughing.Comments ()
i do love the random boob and ass grabs and i love getting him BACK for those too
what we ended up having to do was assign him a boob, he gets the right one basically whenever he wants, the left is mine cause i like
to hold them and im left handed. sometimes i think we should trade though cause i seem to auto hold the right one?????Comments
()
if you really were here for 2010 that would be so awesome i can only imagine the fun we’d all have not to mention
chewy.Comments ()
i just LOVE that they have gotten big enough to even be CALLED knockers.
and i won’t lie the other day i was like this far away from YELLING OUT SHOW ME YOUR TITS. but i knew i’d be
jealous if adam saw them so i didn’t. i was having a hard enough time not letting the drool run down my chin.Comments ()
SQUEEEEEE!!!!Comments ()
if she does i gotta go. i have to see her at least once in my lifetime for sure.
im really down with ‘sorry’ i can’t stop playing it..OVER AND OVER again.Comments ()
i knew i could not be alone on that one and im happy i was right Comments ()
THAT is my exact problem as well i try so hard i even say it out loud. I HATE MADONNA. but i don’t.
but i do have issues with the current love of the bodysuits. im with y’all no that one.Comments ()
i learned something. good for you. now, onto publishing a best seller. or not. whatever you wanna do.Comments ()
just wait - you’ll probably get to pbe privvy for a whole wack of breast feeding. i mean sitting there, while i breast feed. free
boobs, sans men.Comments ()
Cool! I’ll check it out Comments ()
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sock monkeys be gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood Comments ()
oh yeah? i hear roger whittaker recorded the mexican whistler on a four month speed trip and the sound engineer was a blowup doll. i
mean, a, eh... a used blowup doll.....
anyways, it ended up sounding better than it probably smelt.
i cant wait for the next one. do wesley willis! YEESSSS!!Comments ()
Brian was being goofy and listing off all the reasons he loved me the other day... funny, smart, blah blah blah... but topping his list:
“And you have big titties.” It’s definitely a true statement (38DD - natural - is not easy to carry around), but I
started laughing so hard that I almost peed myself. Guys are funny like that.Comments ()
Adam should totally try out for the Rock Star thing. Can’t wait to see pics of your duet (so take some!).Comments ()
How proud you must be, indeed.Comments ()
congrats! looking forward to seeing your work there!Comments ()
Salutations!
Congratulations and adulations!
...and, um, secret ejaculationsComments ()
Speaking of which....we need an ass update. Howz the ass?Comments ()
Never heard of it. I’ll check it out now. (the funk soul brother, right about now ...Comments ()
Huzzah!! Very nice indeed. So whatcha gonna write aboot then?Comments ()
Good job babe, serial killer whores would be a good name for a band.Comments ()
HAVE YOU SEEN THE LAST SBC POST????!!!!?!?!?!?!?
WE NEED TO SAVE THIS CLUB WOMAN!!
AND I’M A TALKIN’ NAAAAH ((cockernee)that means now)
C’MON’!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
You two remind me of Fodge and I.Comments ()
Way cool!Comments ()
Good for you again! Checked it out and found it very good reading about Natalie and Wuronos (sp)...glad that Natalie allowed her
music for the funeral. I felt very sorry for the woman’s early years and what made her do what she did.Comments ()
*sigh*
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See, I stop reading for a couple weeks, and this is the kind of GENIUS I miss!
Any post about boobies is a good post.
Adding your RSS feed as I speak....
Later!Comments ()
good thing - why don’t you guys make your own? you’d save a lot of money, wouldn’t have to concern
yourselves with reorder charges and they can be exactly all that you want them to be - plus you’d saved for possible
scrapbooking needs later on.
i offer my services.Comments ()
Gus is so expressive...
I missed you (& I really mean it).Comments ()
i love that first photo of her..
did you pull her tail to make her hiss at you.
(i heard you say that on shitty blog radio)
you thought i wasn’t listening..Comments ()
Gus Rocks!
I see the tapestry, there.
Did she end up picking one?Comments ()
good cause i missed you too! for real
was glad to see a post on your blog today WOO HOO!Comments ()
me too it totally looks like she is seriously going for a job interview to be a wedding planner or something.
HA Valdi sent me HATEMAIL! Comments ()
we leave it there and wash it a lot cause gus likes to sleep on it.
GUS is going to be pissed, we had narrowed it down to two which are not shown...BUT we still didn’t fully like them and
wanted something in-between. we have picked them now and are just waiting on proofs....she is going to be pissed when she realizes
she had NOTHING to do with the choice. but then again SHE lost interest and isn’t even coming TO the wedding. Comments
()
better to wear the fur suit than hold the fur purse i spose
i think gus wanted us to have homemade.
tho i like the such-and-suches what we are getting.
because of what they are.
i think he knows ralph steadman
and one time they ate this bad liver and onions in
crollorado but they never got served at
emergency because of a
nascar fight.
viva w. australia
best believeComments ()
Ha! She’s such a cutie. Almost makes me wish I had a cat.Comments ()
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I think gus chose the one that it was looking at as it lay there.Comments ()
fickle felines.
I went looking for wedding dresses today. For somebody else. But at least I got to say that sentence in my lifetime.
enough. I’m good now.Comments ()
Yeah once is
Gus is the cutest thing lying there curled up...I could just eat her! Bet she’d be cute gussied up in a sumo diaper!Comments ()
Has Gus got one for me?
You’ve been missed, missy.
Hope all is well.Comments ()
you are WAAAAY out there. and very funny.Comments ()
picking out invites took us FOREVER because we had about a gazillion books of them and we didn’t want to spend an arm a
leg. we ended up going with something very simple and cheap, because who’s really going to care anyway, right?Comments
()
oh, and i imagine it also took us so long because we didn’t have gus to help!Comments ()
so much here i understand
but mostly
grieving is fuckedComments ()
awww...makes me wanna go hug my cat now.Comments ()
incase anyone reads the ‘nasty comment’ please don’t ask me who left it as there is a SLIM chance i could be
wrong, although my evidence is pretty solid and im already giving the cunt too much attention.Comments ()
Ha! I guess she’ll be pissed, but she won’t say anything... she’s so cuddly.. I just want to squeezer
her!Comments ()
Ah, so that’s why you’ve been AWOL so much. Hey isn’t it great though, that you could play tiger woods for
days on end? Imagine if you didn’t have that to do, what would you do then! Maybe computer games are saving thousands of
souls, just by filling in the time. I know I love my xbox when I’m at work. Maybe these bad periods are just things you have to
wait out until you feel better. Plus with the ass operation and all, how can you be expected to be happy when you’re in so
much pain! I’m a total crybaby when I’m sick or in pain and I get so sad and sorry for myself, even if everythings
great.
Adam and Gus rock! They’re your own personal rocks, I’m glad you’ve got them both to look after you and be
there for you.
I’m sorry your friend killed himself, but it sounds like maybe he saved you.
Big hugs from me to you!
xoxoxoxComments ()
if you get a me tattoo i would like to be riding in a gravy boat.
with spinners.
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we want the, ahem...
give up the, ah, etc..Comments ()
ah, the c word makes it’s reappearance. it’s been too long since i’ve heard/seen you use it. and, yeah, man,
you know...Comments ()
Glad you’re out of your fink. Just in time for spring.Comments ()
Cunt you say?
That’s actually my full name yeah...
Cunt Jockey Hixon, me mother told me i took a while to pop out, now you know why i shorten it.
I hope this adds to lightened mood.....if you feel “a funk” coming on just think:
“At least my first name isn’t CUNT”
xoxoxoxo
C.J Hixon esq
xoComments ()
Couldn’t you just slap people that are shits like that? I wonder why they are compelled to get onto someone’s blog
and bloviate a bunch of nothing and needlessly hurt someone? The reason is that they are nothing and in order to feel better about
themselves they must put others down to do so. The joke is on their sorry pathetic asses. Your tatto is a thing of beauty and only that
matters. Now give the Gus a great big pet on on her bottom because we all know cats love that...and a big kiss because she is your
baby now. Cherish those that love you.Comments ()
Fuck ‘em. You’re cool. Comments ()
bitch ass blogger stalkers suck.
i’m sorry february is a hard month for you, but thankfully its almost april now, so hopefully things will be better as well. and
despite what stupid people say, your tattoo rocks, and is meaningful...unlike a heart on your hip bone or some other cliched thing.
just keep your chin up! you’ve got to stay positive for all of those wedding plans Comments ()
Why would anybody talk to you like that? Evil. Anyone with that much hate inside must be fugly.
Corinna, I wish things were easier for you.Comments ()
Ugg, blog stalkers are such a waster of space, and this bitch sounds like an extra bunch of trouble.
You amaze me, C! Glad you’re back.Comments ()
“how come that slutty girl can golf so good?” i think THAT is what you should get printed. and have adam wear a tshirt
that says “That slutty golfer is my fiance”Comments ()
and they should be coordinating pink and greens! with alligators on the back. then you could both also wear them at your
bachelor/ette parties!Comments ()
for the record - she is fugly. in that “i look good, but if you really knew me...” kinda way.Comments ()
You two are too adorable! And you look SO happy.Comments ()
I think you should write a post on why you are keeping your name...I really want to know. I think I would keep mine too, but I wonder
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if it’s for the same reason.Comments ()
You have such a fantastic smile. Good to see you happy. Comments ()
i think i exaggerated the part about wearing underwear for five + days i bet i’ve never gone more than four.Comments ()
i just noticed it looks like that one dog has wee woody.Comments ()
happy. (everyone else said it...)Comments ()
which is better than a ginormous woody. poor doggy wouldn’t be able to leap.Comments ()
these are ALL fantastic ideas.
this could be the answer to ALL of our problems.Comments ()
another fantastic idea
i will for sure because it has been an insanely hard decision and to be honest i still flip flop on it...one of those getting married things
that i never expected would be a hard decision. oddly now that i really think about it.Comments ()
i got 60%. but there were tricks and turns and oooh, so upset. i demand a makeup exam.Comments ()
i just took your quizz and i couldn’t do it more wrong. I stink! hey! but i have tryed!!! jeje!! hugs GUS!! Comments ()
I can’t believe I answered the first one wrong!!!! I said your cat and didn’t even read the rest of the answers. Anyways
so one of my post got lost in cyber space somewhere and it takes about 10 minutes to load your page. Cheers Babe!Comments ()
Hey, you did a drive by, and I’m returning the favor.
SAFETINSPECTOR WAS HERE WHORING OUT!Comments ()
im getting on the job hunt though so i gotta drop the daily woods Comments ()
I only got 60% .. I suck!Comments ()
Aw, they’ve got little jumpers on!Comments ()
I suck. I guess I need to come back a bit more often than I have been...
How come there’s no golf questions??Comments ()
if i was a goil i would start a totally boss punk band called estrogeneric or wyld stallyn and retire in japan and then FREAK
OUT!!Comments ()
whatever its just a socer dick--even if you see it through the leg its too small to evoke anything but nihilism.
speaking of nihilism, i cant believe the owner remembered to put on the dog’s terrific dashiki but forgot the little yellow jimmy
hat.
bitch, pleeezComments ()
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I shoulda done better...I wasn’t paying enough attention....damn.Comments ()
I love your glasses!Comments ()
i dunno what yer all talkin about...
ill take my c+.
if anny body wishes to appeal their grades, please reply to request the requisite form/s.Comments ()
heh.. LOVE IT! you should wear sunblock though sweetness.. the sun be bad for you!Comments ()
thank you.Comments ()
(really)Comments ()
you’re obviously a fucking chicken shitted idiot.
come play with me sometime. i’ll be more than happy to seriously fuck with your head! you stupid little insignificant
child.Comments ()
i replied to that stupid cunt’s nasty comment.
i just wanted to tell you HERE because i don’t want you thinking that i’m talking to YOU that way.
because you’re my gurrrrl and i heart you!
xo SassComments ()
too freakin’ funny!Comments ()
... taking said quiz now...
and damn it, i thought the dog post was the top post!Comments ()
damn.. i’m a horrible friend. looking over my results, you wouldn’t think that we’ve talked on the net for hours
on end!!
in my defense... you didn’t ask the right questions. Comments ()
glad you’re up and about again Comments ()
damn those were tricky! i demand half-points for partially correct answers!Comments ()
Oh yeah! 80%! I ROCK. AND, I’d like to protest because sock monkeys are wanted by everyone, so technically, I’m
not wrong. The other one about your age when you moved, well, I had no idea.
I might make up my own quiz now, I’m inspired. Your quiz is my Ellen.Comments ()
You can always wear a long sleeved shirt, or, better yet, just golf like usual, then, just before the wedding, get really burned to cover
up the lines.
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I like the slutty golfer idea too. Actually, that gives me an idea for a golf course. It would be like a dance club where everyone
dressed like a slut, and there was a bar, and it was inside, and there was no golf. I call it, “The Best Golf Course
Ever.”
More seriously though, I bet a slutty sports line of t-shirts would sell. You could have “Slutty Baseball Player”,
“Slutty Runner”, “Slutty Hockey Player” etc. I bet people would buy them. Especially slutty
people.Comments ()
i’m a sucker for a dog in a sweater. even if it is about to hump somethingComments ()
Crap! I, too, demand half points. You suck.Comments ()
I love that song!!! Listened to it yesterday, but I didn’t rock and hold my boobs. Although I might now that you mentioned
it.Comments ()
Awwww! Cutest dogs ever (right after mine). They look so ferocious.Comments ()
I loved that quiz even though I flunked it. I can’t believe I did so poorly. I’m embarassed.Comments ()
you beat adam that is SO funny! he got ‘mad’ cause i kept laughing when he got them wrong.
ok at least i know EVERYONE wants sock monkeys but they are made of socks! Comments ()
hehe people who have known me since i was a kid have failed so i think i made it a little trickier than i thought Comments ()
told you so.Comments ()
the amount of people who picked ‘im fucking nuts’ for the ellen one has had me laughing so hard i have new
abs.Comments ()
you’re fucking nuts about ellen..
does that count as a right answer???Comments ()
you both have the most gorgeous blue eyes ever!!Comments ()
I clearly bombed that one?!? WTF! Some of those were super tricky dicky!Comments ()
Yeah, but they’re cool too, although, in retrospect, I knew that all sock monkeys were made of socks, while, it could possibly
be conceivable that someone somewhere might think that they’re not cool, so I guess I should have known.Comments ()
bless!Comments ()
most dogs never get very far when they play leapfrog...Comments ()
sarah - i never wanna be on your bad side. “little insignificant child” is the best description of this likely 30-something
depressive prima donna, ever.Comments ()
Four days is fine......provided you recycle on day two.Comments ()
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40%???!?!?!?!?
In school i got sick before tests.....can i be excused?Comments ()
I hope you are getting decent spring weather like we are here in Toronto. The Vancouver rain used to seriously depress
me.Comments ()
Too cute.Comments ()
You two always look so happy. I have to find me one of them “Adam”s.Comments ()
so cute.Comments ()
you’re fucking hilarious!Comments ()
5 days in the same underwear?????
fuck girl, you best not let that one go.Comments ()
I found this most awesome Ellen Degeneres quote:
“Procrastination isn’t the problem, it’s the solution. So procrastinate now, dont put it off.”
It’s my new gmail signature.Comments ()
Wow, I did a lot worse than I thought I would. I got a 30 - you put some trick questions in there mama!Comments ()
GOD you guys are fucking too cute for words!Comments ()
Oh we’re so in the same boat (on the strapless thing that is). I just bought a fucking $50 “tankini” top for this
reason. Is that nuts? I’m contemplating taking it back but I like it...I guess I could find one somewhere cheaper but this one
can double as a shirt while I’m sunning my buns and the actual bikini top is innapropriate...Uggh! Being a girl is a huge pain in
the ass sometimes!!Comments ()
Fuck the stupid whore who left the comment. If they had any balls they would have revealed themselves, but I digress...
I’m really sorry about your friend but you know what? Life is not easy. Sometimes life is very unfair but you have to remember
the good times and the people that make them the “good times”. I’m glad that you never succeeded in your
attempts and I hope that you never make another atempt. You have to many people that care about you to do that and if you did it
would be the most selfish, ignorant thing you could ever do. I’m glad you have Adam. Everyone needs an Adam! You are a
very lucky girl.
I’m glad you’re out of your FUNK!!Comments ()
FUCK! These pictures are giving me an anxiety attack. We still haven’t picked out our invitations...that’s next on the
list. I’m just gonna send fliers printed on fluorescent pink paper...ha ha!Comments ()
GOD I’m so with Joe!! You are a tricky little bastard! Your answers were wrong, ours were right! and YES...Sock monkeys are
WANTED BY ALL!Comments ()
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its nice that our fine education systems are steering us away from accepting the grade we are given and leading us down the road of
indignation and sour raisins.
on a salad, or something.Comments ()
“fuuuuuuck. that was painful. trick questions, misleading questions... and a few that aren’t even true (like the last one).”
that’s exactly how i felt.
maynard is staring at me through the glass in the living room door... as if to say.. get off the computer and pet me, you bitch. got to
love cats..Comments ()
mad i was. and seriously, abc is right, education has lead to us saying fuck a lot instead of accepting our scores. that’s
deeeeeeep - did he steal it from jack handey?Comments ()
fuck man you are all too funny! im laughing my ass off here but...let us not forget i started this website referring to you fantastic folk
as JERKSComments ()
I refer to people as jerks all the time!!
It’s a word that’s known but not commanly used ‘round these parts.
Jerk.
xoComments ()
I AM the one who is laughing her ass off of this conversation....yes they were all SO FUCKING tricky! ;-P and sorry, i still think you like
that lady coz you are fucking NUTS!!!Comments ()
that being only ONE of the reasons im NUTS about her Comments ()
Yeah ABC is right. FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! I can’t STOP saying that word...it makes me happy alright? Sue me...Comments ()
You screamed like a girl? I thought you wuz a girl.
Bees are okay besides. Hornets are nasty tho’. Then I run screaming like a girl. Or at least, a tranny who can’t afford
hormones and a throat shaving...Comments ()
Ooh snap he hella fine.Comments ()
you are correct!
i just don’t normally get all ‘save me’ over a little beeeeeeee. Comments ()
What you wrote makes sense lol.Comments ()
Oh God... I forgot about wasps/bees. Last year was awful. They were everywhere. I hope this year isn’t as bad.Comments ()
it could have been funnier, you being a girl, if you screamed like the louisianan in the mistubishi commercials ayyyeeeeee!Comments ()
fuck i love the word fuck so much sometimes it is the only fucking thing that gets me the fuck through the fucking day. fuck.Comments
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I was riding my bike once and a bee flew right into me. I thought it bounced off and kept going but it ended up inside my shirt. I
didn’t even know until I got home and removed the shirt. I think spring bees are a little dozy from winter so they’re
kinda slow. No stings or anything.Comments ()
My son just screamed like a girl in the car because there was a pincher bug on his gun. Of course, then I screamed and almost
crashed the car.Comments ()
I don’t mind bees. They don’t really scare me. I just hate icky bugs that crawl out of baseboards and dark places. I
don’t really like spiders, but I can live with them as long as I know they aren’t anywhere near me or in my
stuff.Comments ()
Arrgh! That’s so creepy.. next time flush it down the toilet!Comments ()
maybe it was a quilting bee and it only wanted to embroider a crest on your pocket or something? it is a swell addition to a blazer, or
something.
you know what i hate? when a bee is in a magazine or something, and he, is wearin flight goggles an is drivin in a car. i dont think that
a bee needs to be drivin a car, because what is it doin? sure, he is goin fast, but how come he is not flyin? theres funner jokes to play
on kids, like conditioning them to be neurotic or to have funny fobias. santa claws is a good funny joke too. but providing them with
false fictive logic leads to decadence, and who needs the guillotine again, or something. what?Comments ()
Must be one of those Killer Bees from Saturday Night Live.Comments ()
see this is why I don’t like to flush spiders. Cause they might crawl back up the toilet, and wait, regaining strength, until your
butt comes their way...Comments ()
Drama queen.Comments ()
It wasn’t the Nasonex Bee, was it?Comments ()
I hate bees. All animals with stingers should be obliterated. Screw Ellen.Comments ()
I got a fucking zero - I’m stunned. I thought I was way better a friend. You should be ashamed of me. I know I am. Major Pout.
I’m the only zero on the list. I’m a fucking zero. I just wanna cry.Comments ()
F*** bees. I want to punch every bee in the face.
OK, so that’s Dane Cook, not me, saying that.
I do hate bees though. I’m allergic.Comments ()
aw.Comments ()
I LOVE Ellen’s sense of humor, but there’s no way I’m letting an insect live on her behalf!Comments ()
You couldn’t just leave it Bee?
Ha!
I SLAY me!
I thought to myself I did, I thought “self?”, and then I said “yes?”, I said “self, you
haven’t looked in on the Rinna in awhile.” and then I said “What are you? A cop?!?”Comments ()
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if you’ve ever watched Dane Cook on Comedy Central he has a pretty funny skit about pesky bees.. heheComments ()
it’s like the tell tale bee!
poor bee.. asuming it was a bee and not one of those nasty yellow jackets. if it was just a honey bee or a bumble bee.. you should
have carried it outside. they are hard pressed to sting, because they die afterwards. unless they are the african honey bees, those get
nice and pissed off, i don’t think they care if they die, they’re like suicide stingers!Comments ()
at least im not the only one who scored a zeroComments ()
Awwwwwwwwwww...poor bay bee.Comments ()
and how!Comments ()
ME?????? Comments ()
i considered saving it and freeing it out the other window BUT my murderous rage took over and i tried to slaughter it instead.
obviously, the bee did not find me very scary seeing as it did take me THREE full shmushes in the end. and the screaming.
Comments ()
fuckinng bee. hate it when bugs have the nerve to go on living. i cant even kill them myself anymore. i’ve gotten to used to
josh doing it for me. haha!Comments ()
Are u pregnant?!Comments ()
no, it is the whole seems like everyone is either pregnant or getting married right now...it is up to five other couples getting married on
august 26th....i also seem to have LOTS of preggers girlfriends right now and it is making me go REALLY FUCKING STRANGE!!
and friends when i try to tell them how im feeling just bust out the OH OHHHH you’re going to have BABY...can i get married
first PLEASE Comments ()
Ack. I’m not even ENGAGED and my mother is asking me for a grandchild.
Married first is definitely the way to go. Comments ()
haha! that’s a great picture Corinna!
i swear i think i’m trying to sabotage myself, i haven’t taken my birth control pills in forever! josh wears the hat though..
good fucking thing.Comments ()
The doctor told me I couldn’t get pregnant. Hearing that changed my attitude towards life.Comments ()
“people keep saying ‘you’re going to have a BABY!’ look, if i get pregnant NOW my dress WILL NOT
FIT!”...............Or mine!
ummm, will someone take me to a football match quick.Comments ()
You never take a bad picture do you?Comments ()
Don’t do it!Comments ()
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you definitely don’t want to have to cut a big hole out of the front of your dress for a big pregnancy belly to go through. that
would NOT be awesome.Comments ()
You’re not pregnant? I guess that makes two of us. Comments ()
Pregnant friends make me feel really fucking strange, too. When they were all pregnant for the 2nd time it was really REALLY fucking
strange.Comments ()
haHA! that’s pretty much the best ever story about a bee. i once thought i’d killed one with a rake but it stung me extra
hard to teach me a lesson. i tried not to cry as i climbed the fence to get back to my yard. maybe he was saying “no
tresspassing, lout!”
and when are you getting married? this is a new developement since last time i was here.Comments ()
hahaha. i’m not supposed to be able to have kids either. and here i am 23 weeks in and helping to drive GG to dress
nightmares! it seems that as soon as you accept it, life without pregnancy - the second pink line will pop up!Comments ()
well, let’s be honest. you’d have like, 5 months to worry about dress fittings if you got pregnant TODAY. i think
you’re safe. don’t worry, it’ll happen when it does and that’s normally when it’s the last thing
on your mind - and since it’s at the forefront right now, you’re basically a psychological birth control
fortress.Comments ()
Ohhhhh, you’re going to be a fiesty mama. LOLComments ()
Way to walk through the kids entrance! Stick it to the man!Comments ()
Have more than one, an only child usually has problems later in life! Comments ()
After a curry, they call me “Fart Simpson”
Oh how very droll.........Comments ()
i could have been a contender. i coulda been a wheel. i coulda been somebuddy.
i love you barney.
its hard to be romantic
sweeping up over by the cigarette machineComments ()
jerk, after seeing this, i totally did it. i got barney, just like raymi. i don’t even like beer! (i think it was the lack of hair combing
that did me in.)
i totally had myself pegged for marge. dammit. i mean, doh.Comments ()
Adam got barney. i almost called off the wedding.Comments ()
Would this not make you an infantalistic tranny?
If so, that’s hot!Comments ()
....the tell-tale bug.Comments ()
I’m not pregnant either, but a few more donuts and people are going to start asking questions...Comments ()
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It looks fine.Comments ()
i trust few people totally, to be honest. women in particular can be quite ugly like that. i really think we should not be anywhere where
we are not appreciated and respected, but sometimes it feels trickier than it actually is. you just be happy. nobody needs extra grief
and crap.Comments ()
i finally got the REST of the code i needed..took me forever Comments ()
ive got someone who who gets dredged up when i hear ‘time was’ by canned heat.
sad, but the boogie is hard to beat.Comments ()
I think that relationships between women are way more complex than those between men and women. We hurt each other like
nobody else can and I guess a lot of that comes from rivalry. The book sounds cool, I’ll have to pick it up some day.
As for your friend, I guess you need to accept the way she is. Like you said, she isn’t changing anytime soon. If her behaviour
hurts then you have to remove her from the equation. It sucks when the people you once had so much faith in hurt you, but you have
to be good to yourself.Comments ()
Looked for said CD, can only find case. Will pop it in the mail asap.
Please excuse the delayComments ()
you never cease to slay me.Comments ()
it is also harder to leave when you genuinely care for someone but on your end feel like you just can’t do it anymore.....you
know you gotta get out because how much you care isn’t enough anymore.Comments ()
i agree, well before i ever started this book. it is just now something as i head to my thirties that really matters to me and is just
EVERYWHERE, the jealousy the rivalry the envy… i am not an innocent party, not by far.
i have accepted she won’t change, although it took me way to long. i may even be guilty of trying to change her, whether this
or that- it wasn’t good...but i won’t lie when shit like today happens and im reminded yet again of something either left
broken and not replaced in this case...i just get so mad and HURT all over again i realize how far i have to go in letting it go, ....im not
ready to for sure. it was a long friendship filled with pain o’ plently. great shit to learn from. i may write my own
book.Comments ()
What a drag for you. But there are always valuable lessons to be learned by experiencing all life has in store for us. I like to think that
I learn to not make that mistake again...or that was a good thing that happened to open my eyes to good or even negative things.
That’s how some changes can occur... because if we aren’t feeling it...we must be dead then. But of course you are
so honest...you deserve good things...like Adam and the Gus.Comments ()
That’s sad and that’s life. Ever since “Eva” bite than friggin’ apple in paradise...women do act
between us with jelousy and rivality. I am not the jelous type, partly because i am happy the way i am. Is funny though how
“friends” have always tryed to imitate my handwriting, my clothes, my parfums, the way i look,etc....I do not know that
feeling, and this thing that happened to you, it happened to me with 5 girlfriends i used to have from a long time ago... and all of it
because i was in a so happy moment of my life, guess they could not stand it. It took me so long to belive what they did to me, they
even tryed after a while to come close to me, i would dragged them in my life again if it was not for the pain i had to go tru.
I moved from the Nothern country to the Southern part, and still I don’t understand WHY. My thinking is just Live and let live,
that is all.Comments ()
Ick. Women’s relationships are so screwed up. The dynamic starts with your mother, I believe. I blame her for
everything.Comments ()
It’s odd that you mentioned Holly McNarland because right before I came to your blog, I was looking to see if there was any
news on her.Comments ()
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Okay, you are way too cute. Please stop it.Comments ()
I have had to “whittle” so many people from my life. It’s SO hard, but often so worth it.Comments ()
Aw you’re cute!!Comments ()
Life’s too short to waste it on some people, but even that is hard not to do!Comments ()
I had a girlfriend just like that. She fucked it up and we haven’t spoken in person or on the phone in about 2 years. Recently I
came across her blog, and she, apparently, came across mine. Suffice to say she has written about me and knows she’s a
self-serving friend fuck-up. That was good enough for me, and I haven’t read her blog since then. I have been too happy not
to deal with her drama for so long. Comments ()
this is generally why i don’t have a lot of girlfriends.
i have my select few.. that is all. most women are too fucking high maintenance to bother with.
but losing a friend is never easy, even if they’re a goddamned flake.Comments ()
sarah’s right, and you know it too, corinna. we’re all crazy in our own ways, right? this is why i have considered myself
lucky to have found my few close girlfriends. you’re all one of a kind and not break-up-able.
let’s see how long it takes the mail to get there, though. hopefully, nothing was thrown out by anyone’s
mother.Comments ()
i’ts two of the vomit artist’s better habits.Comments ()
I didn’t know gus was into Fashion.Comments ()
Yummy. Times 2.Comments ()
she has a penchant for grey fur suits with a dash of brown thrown in.Comments ()
scan art?Comments ()
no I am the strongest bee ever, oh wait, I’m not, just the funkiest beeee! Honestly I hate bees too! They scare the shit out of
me - it’s the noise, that damn buzzing I tell ya! I’m glad it didn’t sting you.Comments ()
oh I’m with you Corrina! I’m ready to give up sex until the wedding to ensure I don’t get prematurely knocked
up. Okay, that’s a little extreme but there is NO way I’m getting preggers before the big day and I know you’re
not either!!Comments ()
hmmm, the book looks interesting. I think I’ll have to read it. Can’t wait for your review.
I don’t know what it is but some women just have really weird relationships with other women. I have to admit that I have
consistently gotten along better with men all my life. I don’t know if it’s because as a child I was a daddy’d
girl/tom boy, I don’t know if it’s because my outspokenness/honestly intimidated other women, my humor, how I look
or WHAT? I just have no idea. Now, don’t get me wrong, I have some of the best girlfriends on the planet but I have had my
share of botched long term friendships and heartbreaks due to other girls. I don’t get it.
I hope you get past this/her Corinna. Be the bigger person, invite her to the wedding. She won’t show and it will be
done...Comments ()
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eewwwwComments ()
what a biatch! it’d be good to invite her to the wedding just to see the look on her face when she sees how well you’re
doing Comments ()
Oooh, creepitytastic pic. Very atmospheric.Comments ()
this is actually a lost frame from the 7th seal what was suppressed by the church or something. it used to make swedish people freak
out in the aisles or something.
hello, its not the devil, its gus.
or something.Comments ()
alsomore, i will be encouraging the everyone to forevermore refer to madonna as McDonna.
that cheese aint natural.Comments ()
Due to CDs being “misplaced” by others in the past, i am now reluctand to lend anything to anyone........people like
that woman have left me a bitter burnt out husk of my former self.
what a felcher she is.Comments ()
abc, do you just say that cuz corinna will possibly be found dead, in geek-dance mode, with madonna ever-looping on the media
player? and how does that make you feel? and can you guys create a faux mcdonna-instituted death, via digicam or
scanism?Comments ()
Ah yes, cats are so lovable.Comments ()
I LOVE IT....little greepers tend to do such things.Comments ()
FUCK HER!
I HATE SHALLOW BITCHES....girls can be so dumb and catty...fuckers!
You deserve better, you are an intelligent, strong woman...invite ME instead! lol...xoComments ()
it’s ALICE!Comments ()
gus is not too fond of the scanner
i took the photo abc photo-shoped it.
im JUST starting to learn photoshop. i bought a book.Comments ()
YA nerd who responds to HIMSELF.
let’s hope he installs some kind of hidden camera.
i still gotta get me dancing with ELLEN even if it is dancing with ellen ON MY TV up on here somehow.....Comments ()
my mom had a friend like that. are they really a friend or more of a parasite that feeds on you whenever possible? i’ve had
friends like that, myself, now that i think about it. i didn’t give them my new number when i moved. perhaps it’s time
you come visit beautiful seattle.Comments ()
Ha! Try retiring on that! You made a bad investment. You should have sold them in, oh, I don’t know, 1995 when he was
half good.
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I remember when his retard brother was drafted by the Islanders and the GM said, “I think we got the better of the Lindros
brothers.”
Brett only lasted about a year before “they” knocked him in the head so many times he couldn’t play anymore.
They must have been dropped as children, as their heads are pretty sensitive.Comments ()
You are too damn cute. What a cute little Canadian girl you are, with your terrible hockey crushes!Comments ()
great photo, really captures the essence that is “cat”.
sneaky buggers..Comments ()
let us not forget be a player
perhaps it is partly due to the most awesomest cup of i coffee i have ever had am drinking but that was the funniest shit i ever heard
on a tuesday. but i am drinking the coffee after. now.
no, okay, no okay, no, i was initially right and the lindy is the laffiest of all times.
lordamaaaarcyComments ()
30cts. ey? glad you didn’t have big plans for the card, or the man!Comments ()
He was a bit of a twat..Comments ()
I thought my Garbage Pail Kids collection would be worth millionsComments ()
i find most crushes are worth about that..Comments ()
Does anyone see Patric Suaze (sp?) there?Comments ()
Hey isn’t he a Leaf? Comments ()
no, he’s a pedophile, haven’t you seen donnie darko?Comments ()
you could always send the $0.30 to africa. that’s like 3 days of rice, all for lindross’ two cards.
it would inarguabley be one of the worthiest things of his entire knee-holding, CAT-scan-laden career.Comments ()
I really admire your love and knowledge of hockey! You Rock Corinna!Comments ()
great picture. gus has the most photogenic ears.Comments ()
well see i know i MUST have paid more than $0.30 so technically i could send it and the money i spent on the bastard would help
feed a country in africa im sure. not to mention how over paid he is considering how fucking SHITTY he is.Comments ()
his being a leaf causes me just a small tiny amount of guilt picking on him so...BUT it is not MY FAULT he ended up playing there.
Comments ()
thank you!! i love it when people notice!
granted if you don’t love hockey in canada i think the government can make you leave the country or they throw you in a jail
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for non hockey lovers somewhere in newfoundland i think.Comments ()
well i’m glad you are working it through. i actually have great relationship with women. although yes they can be quite
annoying at time, well many times.Comments ()
i love the simpsons. i can’t believe i have been missing out on that show.this season is great!Comments ()
such beautiful shots of both of you. i like the quote.Comments ()
Hasn’t he had like 100 concussions?Comments ()
he looks like the kind of pretty boy, i’d like to string up and spank rosey. i bet he’d cry before the end and beg me to
stop.
and i might.. i might..
but probably not.Comments ()
i bet he’d be crying before you even got him tied up he is THAT big of a pussy.Comments ()
“Injuries are one thing but being a pussy is another”
Wow, I think you just wrote what they’re gonna put on his tombstone. LOL
Are you related to Bobby Clarke?
Phuc...this guy....what a friggin disappointment. Underachieving shmuck. Out of all the guys they’ve called the next
“great one”, he really could have been!
Asshat.
How many times you gotta get your brain jellified til you learn to NOT skate across the middle with your fat head down?!
Still.....every time Forsberg would score some un-freakin-believable goal I’d thank Eric.
I joke that his name should be on the cup with the Avs teams, we couldn’t have done it without him thinking he was too good
to play for the Nordiques.
The Colorado Avalanche, two time Stanley Cup champions.
Thank you Eric Lindros.Comments ()
why can’t I talk about fish ‘n chips? Now I have to!!
Why did you go and say such a thing graaaaghComments ()
say something nice about jeckles even if you have to lie................Ok, just give me time to go buy some crack and smoke it
ja?Comments ()
I remember when Lindros got K.O’d by Scott Stevens, and ended up sitting on his punk-ass for like 2 years. That was some
funny shit. He got smacked so hard, he was sleeping before he hit the ice.Comments ()
I met Eric Lindros in 1989, just after he’d rejected the Nordiques offer. He looked at me and made a snide comment about
ugly girls not being allowed in arenas. Prick. I hate him for that reason alone, and I gleefully celebrate every hit in the head he
experienced.Comments ()
READERS my beloved READERS and FRIENDS, fellow JERKS and GREEPS
if you don’t click the MASSSSSSSSIVE SHITTY survivor BUTTON i WILLLLLLLL get voted off. It is up to you ‘my greeps’ to HELP
me WIN. seeing as NO OTHER shitty blog club member has yet to win SHITTY BLOG OF THE MONTH TWICE there are going to be
BAD jerks GUNNING to get ME voted off. DO WE WANT THAT???????????? i say NO!
there are 91 comments on the post and NOT ONE OF THEM IS FOR ME!!!!!!!
PLEASE GET YOUR AWESOME GORGEOUS ASSES OVER THERE! some people had a head start and im behind im going to start
crying if you guys don’t go over there.Comments ()
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but.................
.............i love fish n chips............Comments ()
or, you could go and talk about my awesomeness (i should get extra votes, based on using a fellow survivor’s blog for
soliciting, eh?).
but really, talk of fish and ships is overrated. shrimp caesar salad is where it’s at.Comments ()
hows this:
Corinna aka Gus Greeper, should obviously win:
A.) because i don’t know any of these other fuckwits. (i’m sure they’re not really fuckwits, but it sounded cool.)
B.) she’s funny. yeah, try and tell me she’s not, i laugh at all of her posts, except the sad ones. that brings me to C.
C.) she keeps it REAL motherfucker. she hides nothing. this makes her real to all of us on the interweb, makes her awesomerad in a
vulnerable, but strong - in that “i don’t give a fuck what you think” sort of way.
D.) let’s face it, she’s hot. even to the hetro females out there. hey, i’m secure enough with my sexuality to
admit that she’s gorgeous!
E.) she’s all about being a sports fan (hockey/golf) but she’s still a bit of a girly girl. it’s a good balance.
F.) you know you want her to win.
and Jeckles.. i’ve listened to shitty blog radio.. you sound hot.
hope it works, because that’s what i wrote. no one else has fucking voted! what the hell!?!?Comments ()
ROCK ON I GOT a SWEEEEE-DISH comment on there now thank you sarah!!
i know man, i TOTALLY thought that ABC’s instructions were clear????Comments ()
im going to advise against this because jeckles likely wants to see us in a drop down panty pilliow fight or something and you know
i’d win while you are pregnant. ALTHOUGH jeckles WILL likely LOVE that your soliciting and keep you on the
‘island’ becasue of it. i also have to vote for myself cause you are an off the blog friend, live in the same area etc. and
i’ve been blogging with JEN T for a long while now and consider her a friend, so i piss you off if i vote for her and her off if i
vote for you so im voting for MEComments ()
this is what you started, dude:
gus greeper and i have previously discussed the possibility of a panty pillow fight...would that get us 100 extra votes?
rilah | Homepage | 04.07.06 - 6:08 pm | #
you may win, due to pregnancy-related weakness. but i’ve got pregnancy-related JUGS and i’m not above hair
pulling.Comments ()
I’d like to apologise. I forgot to say something nice about that Jeckyl character. Hope I didn’t ruin your
chances.Comments ()
where the hell do I vote for you? I clicked on the button, is that enough?Comments ()
Hi there!
Just had to come by and say hey and tell you I’ve added you to my blogroll, don’t know how I missed you all this time..
Thanks for being a nice person..Comments ()
hey! thanks for the compliments and back at you! Comments ()
thank you all for your comments…..SO FAR…but there are not enough of you leaving them, do i have to start killing puppies or
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something? to those who HAVE left comments THANK YOU for not talking about fish n’ chips.Comments ()
not mentioning that is like the biggest temptation ever right nowComments ()
dude..
i was trying to count the number of “shitty’s” in there.. but i lost count at 4 thousand.
gawsh.Comments ()
I said something shitty about why you should win and shit.
Comments ()
shit, i’m up shit creek.Comments ()
How do you pronounce ‘Corinna’? Does it rhyme with ‘winna’ because that would make for a really
lame poem? Just curious.Comments ()
s is for shitty
h is for hardcore
i is for illegal
t is for totally shitty
t is for too legit
y is for yardComments ()
too legit, as in, too legit to quit, adam?Comments ()
so you WANT to win the shittiest blog?
ok i’m so out of the blog shitty loop...lol...GOOD LUCK!Comments ()
Great photo.Comments ()
I left a pretty shitty comment about you there.
Good luck. Comments ()
love that photo.. already left a comment.Comments ()
That made my head hurt, but at the end of the day, I’m saving all my shitty love for you.Comments ()
Just re-use them like I do.Comments ()
I’ve bit my lip, thank you very much.
See, I had the wilting flower syndrome with the condoms. Worse than a sensitive vagina, condoms popped my meat balloon.
After my wife bears this upcoming child I’m going to the vets to get fixed.Comments ()
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Wow, how unfair. I’m just glad I can take the pill, cause I hate condoms anyway.Comments ()
ahahahahahaha!
btw, i wrote you back! where’s my email? huh? I sit by the email inbox everyday cuh-rying.
heh.
if i could log into myspace correctly and if it would get over the fact that it’s pmsing and hates me, then i would leave you
crazy messages there. but i can’t. so here i am.
MWAHComments ()
i am actually working in secret on an anti-fertility necklace prototype made entirely of chicken bones eaten by ambidextrous tourists.
all i need is a petrified spider for the snazzmatron in the centre amulet. or else it wont work. and it only cost me a few nips in the bum.
youd be surprised how many dogs will chase one poor bastard with an armful of steamy chicken bones down the street.Comments ()
i know how that is.. even the freaking polys hurt though. i don’t have any other choice but to go back on the pill. even if they
make me crazy, it’s just for a little while, then i get balanced. it’s like being prego, you know, being on the pill. so
you’re going to be a fucking crazy prego lady, if you ever choose to get there.
when that happens, if it does.. i’ll try not to laugh at your crazy behavior. but if i do.. know it’s because i relate, not
because i’m a cunt.Comments ()
Want to hear something? I’ve never ever ever had a yeast infection.
Just wanted to share.Comments ()
Has anyone pointed out yet that a blowjob would be cheaper?
(Heh. Yeah, that’s a guy perspective fershirrr...)Comments ()
that totally sucks. you’ll be happy to know all of my toys are made out of silicone or jelly vinyl, not latex, and you really must
try our revelation (lube), my most sensitive customers have told me it is great
what you need to do, once your wedding is done, is have any babies you want to have so abc can get snippola’d. it is so nice
not having to worry about that crap anymore.Comments ()
From one sensitive vagina to another, I wholeheartedly feel for ya. Now, buy that lube and have ya some sex. That’s more
than I can say for myself.Comments ()
yes, i guarantee that you will be as crazy a preggo as i am. i gare-un-tee it. but i won’t laugh at you, either. cuz i’ll
know what it’s like. damn hormones.Comments ()
holy shit!
you RULE!
not too many people would admit to the price of having sensitive sex! lmao!Comments ()
left you a voteComments ()
LOL. I had no idea this condition even existed.Comments ()
i, too, have a sensitive vagina, but thankfully i can do handle the pill ok. i feel your pain!!!Comments ()
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People should not be racist against sensitive vaginas.
You should demand equal rights.Comments ()
I learn a lot from this blog, just like in school, but it’s sexier here.Comments ()
Sorry about your expensive cooter.
BTW, you never need an excuse to type “douche.” You can do it whenever you please. We’ll love you for it -and your touchy cooter.Comments ()
Thank you very much all who voted for me stay on the island I am currently in third place with 11 comments!! Your comments were
all so nice I was VERY touched!
Now it is time to vote some ass pants off if you feel so inclined you may do so here:
VOTE OUT ANYONE BUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEComments ()
i thanked you all on the post above and if you want to vote someone off info is in the comments as well Comments ()
OMG. I have a sensitive vagina, too.Comments ()
Everythng has its price...even the best of vaginas it seems.Comments ()
Corinna...i feel your pain. Pill makes such a distaster effects in me. We’ll have to wait and pray for better systems ( they will
come shortly ,hopefully). *wink*Comments ()
Where do i go to vote for ya? jeje! increasing those 11 comments...
BTW: love THAT pic of you! so COOL!!! Comments ()
What’s this world coming to when the average sensitive person can barely afford to have sex? Sheeesh.Comments ()
Sorry to have a good laugh at such a “sensitive” subject for you. Ha! Heh! I crack myself up.
Anyways, that was pretty fuckin’ funny.Comments ()
yeah, I’m sensitive too...I can’t even use condoms! BUT the pill doesn’t make me crazy, just fat, so I’m
good. And if I got preggers before my wedding I would throw myself off a bridge.Comments ()
awesome.Comments ()
I remember when Vince Damphousse lead the Montreal Canadiens to the Stanley Cup. That was 1993.Comments ()
too bad you’re both too young to get fixed.Comments ()
i won five bucks off of tyler jackson that year!
when the series started i bet that patty roy would win the conn smyth and he said it was gonna be wayno. one time i walked into the
forum and the ice was out so i was like walking on the pipes and even tho i clearly needed to relieve myself they would not let me piss
in the bathrooms.
i was hoping for that opportunity most of all, to walk up to the trough and whiz where scads of folks through history with different hats
and coats and hairstyles had pissed and raised their beers to a goal or a hit and the spilling beer cleans the little drop of piss that
didnt get wiped on his coat or hat or hairstyle. this is the cycle of things, and they didnt want to understand how that small gesture
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could have given me secret insights or notions or made my acne clear up.
ho ho ho
HOCKEY!Comments ()
i understand the vader, the luke, the han, the droids...
but why the fuck is ginger baker in the star wars band?Comments ()
but which bure are we talking aboot - and honestly, abc, wouldn’t you have chosen to piss on a bure? i’m sure
candace cameron does. (or, maybe god doesn’t like golden showers)Comments ()
pavel is the only bure to have ever played for the canucks.Comments ()
i know kirk cameron likes them. well, IIII dont know...
but i saw the bure sisters at disney in the 90s.
i couldnt believe it; as rich as they were, they couldnt even afford socks under their penny loafers. thats fucked.
KERRY FRASER IS GONNA HAVE TO WEAR A HELMET HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Comments ()
Totally awesome, isn’t it?Comments ()
pretty much the awesome-est thing ever.
i just wonder where yoda is?Comments ()
reminds me of the Christmas special. Jefferson Airplane and starwars going down at the same time...Comments ()
KICKASS!!!!! Totally stealing it.Comments ()
i bow down to you.
my husband is going to love you, and possibly leave me for you. shit.Comments ()
Still Shitty.....Still Proud.
xoComments ()
Obviously the Cream Reunion wasn’t enough for him......
I saw ‘em at the Albert hall....very god they were too(see what i did there, with the typo.......)
Mr Ford looks good with a “Townsend Windmill”© going...
bravo!Comments ()
that’s pretty fucking awesome.Comments ()
yoda’s in the greenroom, doing blow with 16 year old groupies and trying to get at least one of them to stroke his light saber.
you know, it’s show business.Comments ()
That pic makes a great point.Comments ()
Pavel Bure? I sexed him.Comments ()
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i see that my childhood luke skywalker crush has just now resurfaced.Comments ()
awesome! thanks that makes PERFECT sense. OF COURSE that is where he is. i can’t BELIEVE i forgot about the
groupies.Comments ()
Ah, reminds me of a painting I once found of Abraham Lincoln as a cage fighter.
Wish I remembered where I saw that link.
This is an awesome pic. Maja sent it to you? Its sweet!
Another thing it reminds me of is a painting that Conan O’Brien once gave Tom Hanks of NASA Astronauts storming the
beach at Normandy....
Wish I could find that as well. The astronauts were in full moon-gear and were driving out of the surf on Lunar rovers.Comments ()
hockey chicks who can talk hockey better than the next guy are awesome i had to remind someone the other night that Cliff Ronning
was #7 when he played for the Canucks and that Hasek had played for Buffalo AND Detroit and Mike Keenan was the worst thing to
happen to the Canucks in the 90s (even though we got Bertuzzi in the trade for Linden)...still.. he brought ‘meat head’
messier to town *shudder*. who knows what’s going to happen after tonight eh? i was looking forward to adding to my towel
collection too oh well - ‘next year we’ll get’em’Comments ()
Now you’ve got me thinking that perhaps a different kind would work better for me...hmmmmm. It sucks that they’re
more expensive though. I’m on the pill but we’re too paranoid to go without the condom. No babies for us!Comments
()
Happy Easter if you are doing it there in Canada country! Did you get Gus and the sock monkettes easter baskets?Comments ()
Easter is here now,
the day after my aunt died.
She won’t rise again.
Or my first draft:
Easter is here now,
the day after my aunt died.
Jesus is a dick.Comments ()
i’m going to have to say the last is my favorite.
bunny, represent.
haha.Comments ()
Those are great! Happy Easter!Comments ()
my bush is really itchy right nowComments ()
The first one was the best. Love it.Comments ()
Dance! Dance! Dance! (I play DDR too much for a 34 year old man)
I like that last one best. “Bunny, represent!”Comments ()
ROFLMAO !!Comments ()
Here’s One From Today
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A Little Part of My Day
Haikus? Not My Forte’
---------------------Composed at work:
Many Folk Are Shit
Others Not So Much, And Yet
I’ll Still kill Them AllComments ()
You are the queen of the universe.Comments ()
Ha! My new desktop background!Comments ()
I agree with Andi and your love for Jesus movies. Yesss.Comments ()
I didn’t see any Jesus movies. Just the 10 Commandments, which is a Moses movie.
Easter is awesome
We get a four day weekend
Praise be to Jesus.Comments ()
a dandy easter sonnet. peep my petrarchan gang symbols.
a bunny cannot have a silent birth
its really graphic watching the fur fly
as little greezy balls pop out and cry
looking near as awkward as colin firth
its scary hearing ‘welcome to this earth’
when living means some day you’re gonna die
why cant we all stay twinkling in the eye
as mom looks down and thinks about our girth
but destiny tells us the time to bust
forth from the birth canal, then the giney.
is this the foundation of man-kind’s lust?
is this why evermore his name is cussed?
but sometimes men pass things that look tiny
and make it look and feel like pissing rust.Comments ()
you are truly a poet. I love this post!Comments ()
JAJAJAJA! bunny, represent! those are so good Corinna! it had me laughing out loud! hope u had a good easter! Comments ()
adam - no more preganancy/birth related comments. in fact, nothing to do with girth, either. you’re traumatizing me,
further.Comments ()
your itchy crotch post below inspired my latest post.Comments ()
bunny, represent! Fucking beautiful.
Waiting with baited breath for my monkey.Comments ()
Girl, nobody represents like you do. Comments ()
So awesome i forgot to laugh.
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AAHAHAHAH.
Seriosuly those rock. my fav is the one about the Jesus films.Comments ()
Bunnies and Jesus
Easter Haikus funny stuff
Still laughing at themComments ()
Where is that last egg?
It smells like ass in here, yo!
I guess we’ve found it.
Aha! Nothing is better than haiku. Nice work spreading the love!!!Comments ()
Where is Detroit supposed to go?Comments ()
go ottawa!Comments ()
rats. im sorry.
how careless. it never occurred. to me. i will be more tacty.
in the f u t u r e . paaaaasss the future on the left-hand-side.
pee-ess you got brass knuckles.Comments ()
do you think they feel guilty?
when markus naslund tees up that first drive of the off season, when he looks at the ball sitting there between his legs, does he get
that bad hallucinatory brain chopper that makes him slice it bad so that his first ball will be the omen of the season? unfortunately,
nobody gives a shit about what i do except for my boss and the workers compensation board, therefore i am not compelled to
adrenalized myself and become bigger than life and realize everyones dreams in a ginormous public spectacle what everyone cares
about.
i love this defensive lineup so much but it breaks my fucking heart that you guys suck on such a horrible level.
pee-ess im not talking about you blue collar guys you know who you are go golf and have fun.Comments ()
Do you know why Vancouver didn’t make it?? Because Naslund is a bum, that’s why.Comments ()
My votes are for either a rust belt final (Detroit/Buffalo) or a true north final (Calgary/Ottawa). The latter would be the battle to find out
who is truly Canada’s team!Comments ()
Yes indeed!Comments ()
the fun match up would be the bloodbath between montreal and ottawa. Shania Twain would be quivering in her hooker
boots.Comments ()
Puhlease!!! Don’t say youre rooting for the Redwings!!! I’d root for the worst Canadian team over that team.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... are you serious... please say no, please say you’re kidding.Comments ()
We used to call them the DEAD THINGS when I lived in Port Huron, because they sucked. NOW, of course, they RULE!
GO DETROIT indeed!Comments ()
Canadian Playoff Rules if your team gets knocked off:
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Do NOT JUMP ON REDWINGS, AVALANCHE, DALLAS STARS wagon... thats just too easy, and lame...
Go for a Canadian Team OR
Calgary, Ottawa?
Go for a team that has never won the cup OR
San Jose Sharks?
Go for an underdog team not favoured to do well in regular season
AnaheimComments ()
last night my MOH messengered me with a simple:
HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND???
i asked: what with the GO DETROIT??
she responded: YES!!!!!
i said: NO worries it is a TOTAL JOKE i would NEVER jump ship with the Canucks even if they had a bad season. Detroit is and will
forever be my LEAST favorite and MOST hated team!
i was just being an ass
i’ll poke my eyes out with flaming daggers if they win.Comments ()
go Calgary for real! they deserve it.Comments ()
Too funny. Did Maja make it?Comments ()
i don’t get it.
but i am unafraid to admit it.Comments ()
Detroit won’t make it to the finalComments ()
A driver? A club? Golf?Comments ()
gus is haiku queen
my own personal jesus
shoot me blasphemyComments ()
if you need a team to support then come ride the bandwagon with us Sabres! a truly down-to-earth team with no egos that does what
it has to do, which is play hockey!! \m/ GO SABRES!!Comments ()
hehehehe... that was hilarious!!Comments ()
so in other words, he’s even better looking NOW with an injury than he was before. ya. LUCKY YOU! poor him (re: the steel)
well wishes. xoComments ()
yo, peep this.
this is what is known as is the first canucks logo what is from 1970 but what is tricky is the C is formed with the golf club so that the
bums can go golfing instead of being honourable and in pertaining to the playoffs races.
that will be $2.95 please.Comments ()
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Seems quick enough to me. ‘Course, I’m not a Canadian.Comments ()
HARD-CORE!
....now I’m off to play with a brillo pad.Comments ()
As a Detroiter, my wife is exstatic. As a Hockey widower, I’m less so.Comments ()
i sure hope not.Comments ()
hopefully when i call tomorrow they will tell me they are done.
it still seems to be really up and down loading and speed wise on my end. but thanks for letting me know it is quick for you.
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speedy for me too. YAYY!Comments ()
OMG! I had the same thing happen to MEEEE! I was helping my parents clean windows that hadn’t been cleaned in a decade
so I was scraping with a razor. Well, the wind must have caught somthing flying off the window and it went into my little eye. I dealt
with the pain for about a week and then I couldn’t take it any more and went to the doc’s. There was a piece of rusting
metal in my eye! They did the same thing to me. First my eye doc sent me to some specialist b/c apparently he’s too much of
a pussy to scrape my eyeball himself, then the “special doc” froze my ball and scraped it out. I had to have my eye
taped up with some gooey ointment on it and wear an eye patch for like 24 hours!!! It was CRAZY and I was alone so driving was fun,
fun, fun! I had to go back to work and when I did my co-workers dressed me up as a pirate. I’m going to send you the picture
over email. It should make ABC laugh if nothing else.
I hope Adam is okay! That is a very scary thing. Glad he made the right decision and went to the hospital. He could have gone blind!
He can also go blind from masterbating, let him know!Comments ()
Freezing an eye and scraping something off? Nice. How did he get steel in his eye? Does the Ministry of Labour know about
this???Comments ()
yeah...how did he get steel in his eye, and how did you know it was steel in his eye. was it psychic intuition, or were you two soldering
together?Comments ()
oh good, it’s you. thought it was me, slow conncetion, about to eviscerate the broadband guy. but it’s ok.Comments ()
Oh wow! poor guy that sucks big time. Hope he feels better soon.Comments ()
Oh shit...
My eye is still watering, just from reading that.
I used to work in a Steel Manufacturing plant. I know that getting a bit of steel in you eye is a big deal and I’m sorry to hear
about it.Comments ()
man, my comment really didn’t ever appear. and it was witty. but i cannot recapture said wittiness at 6:53am. so, poor adam.
Jeremy’s gotten steel and glass in his eye before and gotten to do the industrial flush/scrape...steel is, in his opinion, worse
than glass.Comments ()
Wow. Scary post. I really really hope he is better now. That one really got to me.Comments ()
Ouch! Poor ABC! The same thing happened to me when I was about 10... I was on an old swing set at my
Great-grandmother’s house

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