Classical Monologues For Women
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Classical Monologues For Women
Classical Monologues for Women Classical Monologues For Women 1 Classical Monologues for Women Classical Monologues for Women Edited by Chad Gracia. „Copyright 2003 by The Gracia Group and ActorTips.com. All rights reserved. Printed in the United States of America. Printing History: 2003 First edition. Classical Monologues for Women is the exclusive property of The Gracia Group. All rights, including professional, amateur, motion picture, recitation, lecturing, public reading, radio broadcasting, television, video or sound taping, and all other forms of mechanical, theatrical, or electronic reproduction, are strictly preserved. For more information, see www.actortips.com 212/629-7323 Plays by Kirk Wood Bromley, available at www.inversetheater.org, include: Want’s Unwished Work Life’s Loss’s Loved Faust, A Musical The Death of Griffin Hunter Washington: The American Revolution Midnight Brainwash Revival The Death of Don Flagrante Delicto The Burnt Woman of Harvard Other books by ActorTips: Becoming a Successful Actor. Classical Monologues for Men 2 Classical Monologues for Women Table of Contents All’s Well That Ends Well ..........................................................................................................5 All’s Well That Ends Well ..........................................................................................................6 Antony and Cleopatra .................................................................................................................7 Antony and Cleopatra .................................................................................................................9 Coriolanus ................................................................................................................................11 Coriolanus ................................................................................................................................13 Cymbeline ................................................................................................................................14 Cymbeline ................................................................................................................................15 Hamlet ......................................................................................................................................16 Henry IV, Part 2........................................................................................................................18 Henry IV, Part 2........................................................................................................................20 Henry VI, Part 3........................................................................................................................21 Henry VIII ................................................................................................................................23 Henry VIII ................................................................................................................................24 King John .................................................................................................................................26 King Lear..................................................................................................................................27 Loves Labours Lost ..................................................................................................................28 The Merchant of Venice............................................................................................................30 The Merry Wives of Windsor....................................................................................................31 Much Ado About Nothing.........................................................................................................32 Much Ado About Nothing.........................................................................................................34 Othello......................................................................................................................................35 Richard III ................................................................................................................................36 Richard III ................................................................................................................................38 Richard III ................................................................................................................................39 Richard III ................................................................................................................................40 Titus Andronicus ......................................................................................................................42 Titus Andronicus ......................................................................................................................43 Edward II..................................................................................................................................45 Edward II..................................................................................................................................46 Hengist, King of Kent ...............................................................................................................48 Hengist, King of Kent ...............................................................................................................49 The Roaring Girl, or Moll Cutpurse ..........................................................................................50 The Roaring Girl, or Moll Cutpurse, .........................................................................................52 The Changeling.........................................................................................................................53 The Changeling.........................................................................................................................54 The White Devil .......................................................................................................................55 The Duchess of Malfi................................................................................................................56 The Duchess of Malfi................................................................................................................57 The Duchess of Malfi................................................................................................................58 The Witch of Edmonton............................................................................................................60 3 Classical Monologues for Women The Witch of Edmonton............................................................................................................61 The Witch of Edmonton............................................................................................................62 Perkin Warbeck ........................................................................................................................63 ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore ............................................................................................................64 ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore ............................................................................................................65 'Tis Pity She’s a Whore.............................................................................................................67 The Rover, or the Banished Cavaliers .......................................................................................68 Thomas of Woodstock ..............................................................................................................69 4 Classical Monologues for Women All’s Well That Ends Well by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 4. COUNTESS: What angel shall Bless this unworthy husband? He cannot thrive, Unless her prayers, whom heaven delights to hear And loves to grant, reprieve him from the wrath Of greatest justice. Write, write, Rinaldo, To this unworthy husband of his wife; Let every word weigh heavy of her worth That he does weigh too light: my greatest grief. Though little he do feel it, set down sharply. Dispatch the most convenient messenger: When haply he shall hear that she is gone, He will return; and hope I may that she, Hearing so much, will speed her foot again, Led hither by pure love: which of them both Is dearest to me. I have no skill in sense To make distinction: provide this messenger: My heart is heavy and mine age is weak; Grief would have tears, and sorrow bids me speak. 5 Classical Monologues for Women All’s Well That Ends Well by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 5. MARIANA: I know that knave; hang him! One Parolles: a filthy officer he is in those suggestions for the young earl. Beware of them, Diana; their promises, enticements, oaths, tokens, and all these engines of lust, are not the things they go under: many a maid hath been seduced by them; and the misery is, example, that so terrible shows in the wreck of maidenhood, cannot for all that dissuade succession, but that they are limed with the twigs that threaten them. I hope I need not to advise you further; but I hope your own grace will keep you where you are, though there were no further danger known but the modesty which is so lost. 6 Classical Monologues for Women Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 4. Octavia, Octavius’ sister, urges peace between him and her new husband Marc Antony. OCTAVIA: O my good lord, Believe not all; or, if you must believe, Stomach not all. A more unhappy lady, If this division chance, ne'er stood between, Praying for both parts: The good gods me presently, When I shall pray, 'O bless my lord and husband!' Undo that prayer, by crying out as loud, 'O, bless my brother!' Husband win, win brother, Prays, and destroys the prayer; no midway 'Twixt these extremes at all. The Jove of power make me most weak, most weak, Your reconciler! Wars 'twixt you twain would be As if the world should cleave, and that slain men Should solder up the rift. 7 Classical Monologues for Women Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare ACT V, Scene 2. Antony is dead. Octavius is victorius. Cleopatra defies him. CLEOPATRA: Sir, I will eat no meat, I'll not drink, sir; If idle talk will once be necessary, I'll not sleep neither: this mortal house I'll ruin, Do Caesar what he can. Know, sir, that I Will not wait pinion'd at your master's court; Nor once be chastised with the sober eye Of dull Octavia. Shall they hoist me up And show me to the shouting varletry Of censuring Rome? Rather a ditch in Egypt Be gentle grave unto me! Rather on Nilus' mud Lay me stark naked, and let the water-flies Blow me into abhorring! Rather make My country's high pyramides my gibbet, And hang me up in chains! 8 Classical Monologues for Women Antony and Cleopatra by William Shakespeare ACT V, Scene 2. Cleopatra decides to die a Queen than live as a slave under Octavius Caesar. CLEOPATRA: Now, Iras, what think'st thou? Thou, an Egyptian puppet, shalt be shown In Rome, as well as I. Mechanic slaves With greasy aprons, rules, and hammers, shall Uplift us to the view; in their thick breaths, Rank of gross diet, shall be enclouded, And forced to drink their vapour. Nay, 'tis most certain, Iras: saucy lictors Will catch at us, like strumpets; and scald rhymers Ballad us out o' tune: the quick comedians Extemporally will stage us, and present Our Alexandrian revels; Antony Shall be brought drunken forth, and I shall see Some squeaking Cleopatra boy my greatness I' the posture of a whore. Give me my robe, put on my crown; I have Immortal longings in me: now no more The juice of Egypt's grape shall moist this lip: Yare, yare, good Iras; quick. Methinks I hear Antony call; I see him rouse himself To praise my noble act; I hear him mock The luck of Caesar, which the gods give men To excuse their after wrath: husband, I come: Now to that name my courage prove my title! I am fire and air; my other elements I give to baser life. To an asp, which she applies to her breast 9 Classical Monologues for Women With thy sharp teeth this knot intrinsicate Of life at once untie: poor venomous fool Be angry, and dispatch. O, couldst thou speak, That I might hear thee call great Caesar ass Unpolicied! Peace, peace! Dost thou not see my baby at my breast, That sucks the nurse asleep? As sweet as balm, as soft as air, as gentle,-O Antony!--Nay, I will take thee too. She dies. 10 Classical Monologues for Women Coriolanus by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 2 VOLUMNIA: Now it lies you on to speak To the people; not by your own instruction, Nor by the matter which your heart prompts you, But with such words that are but rooted in Your tongue, though but bastards and syllables Of no allowance to your bosom's truth. Now, this no more dishonours you at all Than to take in a town with gentle words, Which else would put you to your fortune and The hazard of much blood. I would dissemble with my nature where My fortunes and my friends at stake required I should do so in honour…. I prithee now, my son, Go to them, with this bonnet in thy hand; And thus far having stretch'd it--here be with them-Thy knee bussing the stones--for in such business Action is eloquence, and the eyes of the ignorant More learned than the ears--waving thy head, Which often, thus, correcting thy stout heart, Now humble as the ripest mulberry That will not hold the handling: or say to them, Thou art their soldier, and being bred in broils Hast not the soft way which, thou dost confess, Were fit for thee to use as they to claim, In asking their good loves, but thou wilt frame Thyself, forsooth, hereafter theirs, so far As thou hast power and person. Come all to ruin; let Thy mother rather feel thy pride than fear Thy dangerous stoutness, for I mock at death 11 Classical Monologues for Women With as big heart as thou. Do as thou list Thy valiantness was mine, thou suck'dst it from me, But owe thy pride thyself. 12 Classical Monologues for Women Coriolanus by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 2. VOLUMNIA: Now, pray, sir, get you gone: You have done a brave deed. Ere you go, hear this:-As far as doth the Capitol exceed The meanest house in Rome, so far my son-This lady's husband here, this, do you see-Whom you have banish'd, does exceed you all. I would the gods had nothing else to do But to confirm my curses! Could I meet 'em But once a-day, it would unclog my heart Of what lies heavy to't. Anger's my meat; I sup upon myself, And so shall starve with feeding. Come, let's go: Leave this faint puling and lament as I do, In anger, Juno-like. Come, come, come. 13 Classical Monologues for Women Cymbeline by William Shakespeare ACT I, Scene 5. QUEEN: I wonder, doctor, Thou ask'st me such a question. Have I not been Thy pupil long? Hast thou not learn'd me how To make perfumes? distil? preserve? yea, so That our great king himself doth woo me oft For my confections? Having thus far proceeded,-Unless thou think'st me devilish--is't not meet That I did amplify my judgment in Other conclusions? I will try the forces Of these thy compounds on such creatures as We count not worth the hanging, but none human, To try the vigour of them and apply Allayments to their act, and by them gather Their several virtues and effects. Enter PISANIO, Aside Here comes a flattering rascal; upon him Will I first work: he's for his master, An enemy to my son. How now, Pisanio! Doctor, your service for this time is ended; Take your own way. 14 Classical Monologues for Women Cymbeline by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 1. QUEEN: Remember, sir, my liege, The kings your ancestors, together with The natural bravery of your isle, which stands As Neptune's park, ribbed and paled in With rocks unscalable and roaring waters, With sands that will not bear your enemies' boats, But suck them up to the topmast. A kind of conquest Caesar made here; but made not here his brag Of 'Came' and 'saw' and 'overcame: ' with shame-That first that ever touch'd him--he was carried From off our coast, twice beaten; and his shipping-Poor ignorant baubles!-- upon our terrible seas, Like egg-shells moved upon their surges, crack'd As easily 'gainst our rocks: for joy whereof The famed Cassibelan, who was once at point-O giglot fortune!--to master Caesar's sword, Made Lud's town with rejoicing fires bright And Britons strut with courage. 15 Classical Monologues for Women Hamlet by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 5. Ophelia’s father, Polonius has been murdered by her estranged lover, Prince Hamlet in apparent madness. Hamlet was shipped off to England immediately thereafter, and her father’s murder covered up by King Claudius and Queen Gertrude. Ophelia has gone mad and forces her entrance upon Gertrude. OPHELIA: Sings Where is the beauteous majesty of Denmark? He is dead and gone, lady, He is dead and gone; At his head a grass-green turf, At his heels a stone. Well, God 'ild you! They say the owl was a baker's daughter. Lord, we know what we are, but know not what we may be. God be at your table! Pray you, let's have no words of this; but when they ask you what it means, say you this: Sings To-morrow is Saint Valentine's day, All in the morning betime, And I a maid at your window, To be your Valentine. Then up he rose, and donn'd his clothes, And dupp'd the chamber-door; Let in the maid, that out a maid Never departed more. Indeed, la, without an oath, I'll make an end on't: Sings By Gis and by Saint Charity, Alack, and fie for shame! Young men will do't, if they come to't; By cock, they are to blame. 16 Classical Monologues for Women Quoth she, before you tumbled me, You promised me to wed. So would I ha' done, by yonder sun, An thou hadst not come to my bed. I hope all will be well. We must be patient: but I cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him i' the cold ground. My brother shall know of it: and so I thank you for your good counsel. Come, my coach! Good night, ladies; good night, sweet ladies; good night, good night. 17 Classical Monologues for Women Henry IV, Part 2 by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 3. Lady Percy argues against her father-in-law perpetuating the rebellion against King Henry IV that cost her husband his life. LADY PERCY: O yet, for God's sake, go not to these wars! The time was, father, that you broke your word, When you were more endeared to it than now; When your own Percy, when my heart's dear Harry, Threw many a northward look to see his father Bring up his powers; but he did long in vain. Who then persuaded you to stay at home? There were two honours lost, yours and your son's. For yours, the God of heaven brighten it! For his, it stuck upon him as the sun In the grey vault of heaven, and by his light Did all the chivalry of England move To do brave acts: he was indeed the glass Wherein the noble youth did dress themselves: He had no legs that practised not his gait; And speaking thick, which nature made his blemish, Became the accents of the valiant; For those that could speak low and tardily Would turn their own perfection to abuse, To seem like him: so that in speech, in gait, In diet, in affections of delight, In military rules, humours of blood, He was the mark and glass, copy and book, That fashion'd others. And him, O wondrous him! 18 Classical Monologues for Women O miracle of men! him did you leave, Second to none, unseconded by you, To look upon the hideous god of war In disadvantage; to abide a field Where nothing but the sound of Hotspur's name Did seem defensible: so you left him. Never, O never, do his ghost the wrong To hold your honour more precise and nice With others than with him! let them alone: The marshal and the archbishop are strong: Had my sweet Harry had but half their numbers, To-day might I, hanging on Hotspur's neck, Have talk'd of Monmouth's grave. 19 Classical Monologues for Women Henry IV, Part 2 by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 1. Mistress Quickly reminds her lover of his offer of marriage MISTRESS QUICKLY: Marry, if thou wert an honest man, thyself and the money too. Thou didst swear to me upon a parcel-gilt goblet, sitting in my Dolphin-chamber, at the round table, by a sea-coal fire, upon Wednesday in Wheeson week, when the prince broke thy head for liking his father to a singing-man of Windsor, thou didst swear to me then, as I was washing thy wound, to marry me and make me my lady thy wife. Canst thou deny it? Did not goodwife Keech, the butcher's wife, come in then and call me gossip Quickly? Coming in to borrow a mess of vinegar; telling us she had a good dish of prawns; whereby thou didst desire to eat some; whereby I told thee they were ill for a green wound? And didst thou not, when she was gone down stairs, desire me to be no more so familiarity with such poor people; saying that ere long they should call me madam? And didst thou not kiss me and bid me fetch thee thirty shillings? I put thee now to thy book-oath: deny it, if thou canst. 20 Classical Monologues for Women Henry VI, Part 3 by William Shakespeare ACT I, Scene 4. Queen Margaret has captured her enemy, Richard Duke of York, who would depose her weak husband, King Henry VI, and disinherit her son, Prince Edward. Her ally Clifford has murdered York’s youngest son, Rutland, and Margaret uses this to humiliate and demoralize her enemy’s spirit before she destroys his body. QUEEN MARGARET: Brave warriors, Clifford and Northumberland, Come, make him stand upon this molehill here, That raught at mountains with outstretched arms, Yet parted but the shadow with his hand. What! was it you that would be England's king? Was't you that revell'd in our parliament, And made a preachment of your high descent? Where are your mess of sons to back you now? The wanton Edward, and the lusty George? And where's that valiant crook-back prodigy, Dicky your boy, that with his grumbling voice Was wont to cheer his dad in mutinies? Or, with the rest, where is your darling Rutland? Look, York: I stain'd this napkin with the blood That valiant Clifford, with his rapier's point, Made issue from the bosom of the boy; And if thine eyes can water for his death, I give thee this to dry thy cheeks withal. Alas poor York! but that I hate thee deadly, I should lament thy miserable state. I prithee, grieve, to make me merry, York. What, hath thy fiery heart so parch'd thine entrails That not a tear can fall for Rutland's death? Why art thou patient, man? thou shouldst be mad; And I, to make thee mad, do mock thee thus. Stamp, rave, and fret, that I may sing and dance. 21 Classical Monologues for Women Thou wouldst be fee'd, I see, to make me sport: York cannot speak, unless he wear a crown. A crown for York! and, lords, bow low to him: Hold you his hands, whilst I do set it on. Putting a paper crown on his head Ay, marry, sir, now looks he like a king! Ay, this is he that took King Henry's chair, And this is he was his adopted heir. But how is it that great Plantagenet Is crown'd so soon, and broke his solemn oath? As I bethink me, you should not be king Till our King Henry had shook hands with death. And will you pale your head in Henry's glory, And rob his temples of the diadem, Now in his life, against your holy oath? O, 'tis a fault too too unpardonable! Off with the crown, and with the crown his head; And, whilst we breathe, take time to do him dead. 22 Classical Monologues for Women Henry VIII by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 1. QUEEN KATHARINE: Would I had never trod this English earth, Or felt the flatteries that grow upon it! Ye have angels' faces, but heaven knows your hearts. What will become of me now, wretched lady! I am the most unhappy woman living. Alas, poor wenches, where are now your fortunes! Shipwreck'd upon a kingdom, where no pity, No friend, no hope; no kindred weep for me; Almost no grave allow'd me: like the lily, That once was mistress of the field and flourish'd, I'll hang my head and perish. Do what ye will, my lords: and, pray, forgive me, If I have used myself unmannerly; You know I am a woman, lacking wit To make a seemly answer to such persons. Pray, do my service to his majesty: He has my heart yet; and shall have my prayers While I shall have my life. Come, reverend fathers, Bestow your counsels on me: she now begs, That little thought, when she set footing here, She should have bought her dignities so dear. 23 Classical Monologues for Women Henry VIII by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 2. QUEEN KATHARINE: O my good lord, that comfort comes too late; 'Tis like a pardon after execution: That gentle physic, given in time, had cured me; But now I am past all comforts here, but prayers. I shall dwell with worms, and my poor name Banish'd [from] the kingdom! Sir, I most humbly pray you to deliver This to my lord the king. Hands attendant a letter. In which I have commended to his goodness The model of our chaste loves, his young daughter; The dews of heaven fall thick in blessings on her! My next poor petition Is, that his noble grace would have some pity Upon my wretched women, that so long Have follow'd both my fortunes faithfully: Of which there is not one, I dare avow, And now I should not lie, but will deserve For virtue and true beauty of the soul, For honesty and decent carriage, A right good husband, let him be a noble And, sure, those men are happy that shall have 'em. The last is, for my men; they are the poorest, But poverty could never draw 'em from me; That they may have their wages duly paid 'em, And something over to remember me by: If heaven had pleased to have given me longer life 24 Classical Monologues for Women And able means, we had not parted thus. I thank you, honest lord. Remember me In all humility unto his highness: Say his long trouble now is passing Out of this world; tell him, in death I bless'd him, For so I will. Mine eyes grow dim. Farewell, My lord. Griffith, farewell. Nay, Patience, You must not leave me yet: I must to bed; Call in more women. When I am dead, good wench, Let me be used with honour: strew me over With maiden flowers, that all the world may know I was a chaste wife to my grave: embalm me, Then lay me forth: although unqueen'd, yet like A queen, and daughter to a king, inter me. I can no more. 25 Classical Monologues for Women King John by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 1. BLANCH: Upon thy wedding-day? Against the blood that thou hast married? What, shall our feast be kept with slaughter'd men? Shall braying trumpets and loud churlish drums, Clamours of hell, be measures to our pomp? O husband, hear me! ay, alack, how new Is husband in my mouth! even for that name, Which till this time my tongue did ne'er pronounce, Upon my knee I beg, go not to arms Against mine uncle. The sun's o'ercast with blood: fair day, adieu! Which is the side that I must go withal? I am with both: each army hath a hand; And in their rage, I having hold of both, They swirl asunder and dismember me. Husband, I cannot pray that thou mayst win; Uncle, I needs must pray that thou mayst lose; Father, I may not wish the fortune thine; Grandam, I will not wish thy fortunes thrive: Whoever wins, on that side shall I lose Assured loss before the match be play'd. 26 Classical Monologues for Women King Lear by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 4. Cordelia has returned to England to save the man who banished her, her father King Lear, to find him in madness. CORDELIA: Alack, 'tis he: why, he was met even now As mad as the vex'd sea; singing aloud; Crown'd with rank fumiter and furrow-weeds, With bur-docks, hemlock, nettles, cuckoo-flowers, Darnel, and all the idle weeds that grow In our sustaining corn. A century send forth; Search every acre in the high-grown field, And bring him to our eye. He that helps him take all my outward worth. All blest secrets, All you unpublish'd virtues of the earth, Spring with my tears! be aidant and remediate In the good man's distress! Seek, seek for him; Lest his ungovern'd rage dissolve the life That wants the means to lead it. No blown ambition doth our arms incite, But love, dear love, and our aged father's right. 27 Classical Monologues for Women Loves Labours Lost by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 1 PRINCESS: Good Lord Boyet, my beauty, though but mean, Needs not the painted flourish of your praise: Beauty is bought by judgement of the eye, Not utter'd by base sale of chapmen's tongues: I am less proud to hear you tell my worth Than you much willing to be counted wise In spending your wit in the praise of mine. But now to task the tasker: good Boyet, You are not ignorant, all-telling fame Doth noise abroad, Navarre hath made a vow, Till painful study shall outwear three years, No woman may approach his silent court: Therefore to's seemeth it a needful course, Before we enter his forbidden gates, To know his pleasure; and in that behalf, Bold of your worthiness, we single you As our best-moving fair solicitor. Tell him, the daughter of the King of France, On serious business, craving quick dispatch, Importunes personal conference with his grace: Haste, signify so much; while we attend, Like humble-visaged suitors, his high will. 28 Classical Monologues for Women Loves Labours Lost by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 1. PRINCESS: What, what? first praise me and again say no? O short-lived pride! Not fair? alack for woe! Nay, never paint me now: Where fair is not, praise cannot mend the brow. Here, good my glass, take this for telling true: Fair payment for foul words is more than due. But come, the bow: now mercy goes to kill, And shooting well is then accounted ill. Thus will I save my credit in the shoot: Not wounding, pity would not let me do't; If wounding, then it was to show my skill, That more for praise than purpose meant to kill. And out of question so it is sometimes, Glory grows guilty of detested crimes, When, for fame's sake, for praise, an outward part, We bend to that the working of the heart; As I for praise alone now seek to spill The poor deer's blood, that my heart means no ill. 29 Classical Monologues for Women The Merchant of Venice by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 3. Jessica contrives to rob her father and elope with her Christian lover. She engages the help of her father’s servant Launcelot Gobbo. JESSICA: I am sorry thou wilt leave my father so: Our house is hell, and thou, a merry devil, Didst rob it of some taste of tediousness. But fare thee well, there is a ducat for thee: And, Launcelot, soon at supper shalt thou see Lorenzo, who is thy new master's guest: Give him this letter; do it secretly; And so farewell: I would not have my father See me in talk with thee. Exit Launcelot Alack, what heinous sin is it in me To be ashamed to be my father's child! But though I am a daughter to his blood, I am not to his manners. O Lorenzo, If thou keep promise, I shall end this strife, Become a Christian and thy loving wife. 30 Classical Monologues for Women The Merry Wives of Windsor by William Shakespeare ACT II, Scene 1. Mistress Page finds a love letter from the buffoon Sir John Falstaff. MISTRESS PAGE: What, have I scaped love-letters in the holiday- time of my beauty, and am I now a subject for them? Let me see. Reads “Ask me no reason why I love you; for though Love use Reason for his physician, he admits him not for his counsellor. You are not young, no more am I; go to then, there's sympathy: you are merry, so am I; ha, ha! then there's more sympathy: you love sack, and so do I; would you desire better sympathy? Let it suffice thee, Mistress Page,--at the least, if the love of soldier can suffice,-- that I love thee. I will not say, pity me; 'tis not a soldier-like phrase: but I say, love me. By me, Thine own true knight, By day or night, Or any kind of light, With all his might For thee to fight, JOHN FALSTAFF” What a Herod of Jewry is this! O wicked world! One that is well-nigh worn to pieces with age to show himself a young gallant! What an unweighed behavior hath this Flemish drunkard picked--with the devil's name!--out of my conversation, that he dares in this manner assay me? Why, he hath not been thrice in my company! What should I say to him? I was then frugal of my mirth: Heaven forgive me! Why, I'll exhibit a bill in the parliament for the putting down of men. How shall I be revenged on him? For revenged I will be, as sure as his guts are made of puddings. I warrant he hath a thousand of these letters, writ with blank space for different names--sure, more, --and these are of the second edition: he will print them, out of doubt; for he cares not what he puts into the press. Well, I will find you twenty lascivious turtles ere one chaste man. 31 Classical Monologues for Women Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 1. Hero plays a prank on her cousin Beatrice. HERO: Now, Ursula, when Beatrice doth come, As we do trace this alley up and down, Our talk must only be of Benedick. When I do name him, let it be thy part To praise him more than ever man did merit: My talk to thee must be how Benedick Is sick in love with Beatrice. Of this matter Is little Cupid's crafty arrow made, That only wounds by hearsay. Enter BEATRICE, behind Now begin; For look where Beatrice, like a lapwing, runs Close by the ground, to hear our conference. Approaching the bower O god of love! I know he doth deserve As much as may be yielded to a man: But Nature never framed a woman's heart Of prouder stuff than that of Beatrice; Disdain and scorn ride sparkling in her eyes, Misprising what they look on, and her wit Values itself so highly that to her All matter else seems weak: she cannot love, Nor take no shape nor project of affection, She is so self-endeared. I never yet saw man, How wise, how noble, young, how rarely featured, 32 Classical Monologues for Women But she would spell him backward: if fair-faced, She would swear the gentleman should be her sister; If black, why, Nature, drawing of an antique, Made a foul blot; if tall, a lance ill-headed; If low, an agate very vilely cut; If speaking, why, a vane blown with all winds; If silent, why, a block moved with none. So turns she every man the wrong side out And never gives to truth and virtue that Which simpleness and merit purchaseth. No, not to be so odd and from all fashions As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable: But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, She would mock me into air; O, she would laugh me Out of myself, press me to death with wit. Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly: It were a better death than die with mocks, Which is as bad as die with tickling. No; rather I will go to Benedick And counsel him to fight against his passion. And, truly, I'll devise some honest slanders To stain my cousin with: one doth not know How much an ill word may empoison liking. If it proves so, then loving goes by haps: Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps. 33 Classical Monologues for Women Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare ACT III, Scene 4. Margaret reports on Benedick’s state of lover’s melancholy for Beatrice. MARGARET: Moral! no, by my troth, I have no moral meaning; I meant, plain holy-thistle. You may think perchance that I think you are in love: nay, by'r lady, I am not such a fool to think what I list, nor I list not to think what I can, nor indeed I cannot think, if I would think my heart out of thinking, that you are in love or that you will be in love or that you can be in love. Yet Benedick was such another, and now is he become a man: he swore he would never marry, and yet now, in despite of his heart, he eats his meat without grudging: and how you may be converted I know not, but methinks you look with your eyes as other women do. 34 Classical Monologues for Women Othello by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 2. Emilia defends her innocent mistress, Desdemona from the suspicion and slander of her husband Othello. EMILIA : Exit Othello. I durst, my lord, to wager she is honest, Lay down my soul at stake: if you think other, Remove your thought; it doth abuse your bosom. If any wretch have put this in your head, Let heaven requite it with the serpent's curse! For, if she be not honest, chaste, and true, There's no man happy; the purest of their wives Is foul as slander. Hath she forsook so many noble matches, Her father and her country and her friends, To be call'd whore? would it not make one weep? I will be hang'd, if some eternal villain, Some busy and insinuating rogue, Some cogging, cozening slave, to get some office, Have not devised this slander; I'll be hang'd else. A halter pardon him! and hell gnaw his bones! Why should he call her whore? who keeps her company? What place? what time? what form? what likelihood? The Moor's abused by some most villanous knave, Some base notorious knave, some scurvy fellow. O heaven, that such companions thou'ldst unfold, And put in every honest hand a whip To lash the rascals naked through the world Even from the east to the west! 35 Classical Monologues for Women Richard III by William Shakespeare ACT I, Scene 3. Old Queen Margaret, Henry VI’s widow, returns to England to curse her enemies. QUEEN MARGARET: What were you snarling all before I came, Ready to catch each other by the throat, And turn you all your hatred now on me? Did York's dread curse prevail so much with heaven? That Henry's death, my lovely Edward's death, Their kingdom's loss, my woful banishment, Could all but answer for that peevish brat? Can curses pierce the clouds and enter heaven? Why, then, give way, dull clouds, to my quick curses! If not by war, by surfeit die your king, As ours by murder, to make him a king! Edward thy son, which now is Prince of Wales, For Edward my son, which was Prince of Wales, Die in his youth by like untimely violence! Thyself a queen, for me that was a queen, Outlive thy glory, like my wretched self! Long mayst thou live to wail thy children's loss; And see another, as I see thee now, Deck'd in thy rights, as thou art stall'd in mine! Long die thy happy days before thy death; And, after many lengthen'd hours of grief, Die neither mother, wife, nor England's queen! Rivers and Dorset, you were standers by, And so wast thou, Lord Hastings, when my son Was stabb'd with bloody daggers: God, I pray him, 36 Classical Monologues for Women That none of you may live your natural age, But by some unlook'd accident cut off! 37 Classical Monologues for Women Richard III by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 1. Anne, queen to Richard III prophesies her own doom. QUEEN ANNE: No! why? When he that is my husband now Came to me, as I follow'd Henry's corse, When scarce the blood was well wash'd from his hands Which issued from my other angel husband And that dead saint which then I weeping follow'd; O, when, I say, I look'd on Richard's face, This was my wish: 'Be thou,' quoth I, ' accursed, For making me, so young, so old a widow! And, when thou wed'st, let sorrow haunt thy bed; And be thy wife--if any be so mad-As miserable by the life of thee As thou hast made me by my dear lord's death! Lo, ere I can repeat this curse again, Even in so short a space, my woman's heart Grossly grew captive to his honey words And proved the subject of my own soul's curse, Which ever since hath kept my eyes from rest; For never yet one hour in his bed Have I enjoy'd the golden dew of sleep, But have been waked by his timorous dreams. Besides, he hates me for my father Warwick; And will, no doubt, shortly be rid of me. 38 Classical Monologues for Women Richard III by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 4. Queen Margaret exults in her enemies’ destruction of each other. QUEEN MARGARET: Bear with me; I am hungry for revenge, And now I cloy me with beholding it. Thy Edward he is dead, that stabb'd my Edward: Thy other Edward dead, to quit my Edward; Young York he is but boot, because both they Match not the high perfection of my loss: Thy Clarence he is dead that kill'd my Edward; And the beholders of this tragic play, The adulterate Hastings, Rivers, Vaughan, Grey, Untimely smother'd in their dusky graves. Richard yet lives, hell's black intelligencer, Only reserved their factor, to buy souls And send them thither: but at hand, at hand, Ensues his piteous and unpitied end: Earth gapes, hell burns, fiends roar, saints pray. To have him suddenly convey'd away. Cancel his bond of life, dear God, I prey, That I may live to say, The dog is dead! 39 Classical Monologues for Women Richard III by William Shakespeare ACT IV, Scene 4. Queen Margaret gloats over Queen Elizabeth’s misfortunes. Elizabeth is widow to King Edward IV, who deposed Margaret’s husband and who helped to kill her husband and her son. Richard III has killed both of her sons and her kinsmen. QUEEN MARGARET: I call'd thee then vain flourish of my fortune; I call'd thee then poor shadow, painted queen; The presentation of but what I was; The flattering index of a direful pageant; One heaved a-high, to be hurl'd down below; A mother only mock'd with two sweet babes; A dream of what thou wert, a breath, a bubble, A sign of dignity, a garish flag, To be the aim of every dangerous shot, A queen in jest, only to fill the scene. Where is thy husband now? where be thy brothers? Where are thy children? wherein dost thou, joy? Who sues to thee and cries 'God save the queen'? Where be the bending peers that flatter'd thee? Where be the thronging troops that follow'd thee? Decline all this, and see what now thou art: For happy wife, a most distressed widow; For joyful mother, one that wails the name; For queen, a very caitiff crown'd with care; For one being sued to, one that humbly sues; For one that scorn'd at me, now scorn'd of me; For one being fear'd of all, now fearing one; For one commanding all, obey'd of none. Thus hath the course of justice wheel'd about, And left thee but a very prey to time; Having no more but thought of what thou wert, To torture thee the more, being what thou art. 40 Classical Monologues for Women Thou didst usurp my place, and dost thou not Usurp the just proportion of my sorrow? Now thy proud neck bears half my burthen'd yoke; From which even here I slip my weary neck, And leave the burthen of it all on thee. Farewell, York's wife, and queen of sad mischance: These English woes will make me smile in France. 41 Classical Monologues for Women Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare ACT I, Scene 1. Tamora is prisoner to the Romans, taken in battle along with her sons by Titus, she learns that one of her boys is to be killed. TAMORA: Stay, Roman brethren! Gracious conqueror, Victorious Titus, rue the tears I shed, A mother's tears in passion for her son: And if thy sons were ever dear to thee, O, think my son to be as dear to me! Sufficeth not that we are brought to Rome, To beautify thy triumphs and return, Captive to thee and to thy Roman yoke, But must my sons be slaughter'd in the streets, For valiant doings in their country's cause? O, if to fight for king and commonweal Were piety in thine, it is in these. Andronicus, stain not thy tomb with blood: Wilt thou draw near the nature of the gods? Draw near them then in being merciful: Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge: Thrice noble Titus, spare my first-born son. 42 Classical Monologues for Women Titus Andronicus by William Shakespeare ACT I, Scene 1. Tamora’s son is killed despite her pleas, and she contrives to use Saturninus against Titus by seducing him. TAMORA: Not so, my lord; the gods of Rome forfend I should be author to dishonour you! But on mine honour dare I undertake For good Lord Titus' innocence in all; Whose fury not dissembled speaks his griefs: Then, at my suit, look graciously on him; Lose not so noble a friend on vain suppose, Nor with sour looks afflict his gentle heart. Aside to SATURNINUS Be won at last; Dissemble all your griefs and discontents: You are but newly planted in your throne; Lest, then, the people, and patricians too, Upon a just survey, take Titus' part, And so supplant you for ingratitude, Which Rome reputes to be a heinous sin, Yield at entreats; and then let me alone: I'll find a day to massacre them all And raze their faction and their family, The cruel father and his traitorous sons, To whom I sued for my dear son's life, And make them know what 'tis to let a queen Kneel in the streets and beg for grace in vain. Aloud 43 Classical Monologues for Women Come, come, sweet emperor; come, Andronicus; Take up this good old man, and cheer the heart That dies in tempest of thy angry frown. 44 Classical Monologues for Women Edward II by Christopher Marlowe ACT II, Scene 4. Isabella, queen to King Edward II, is in anguish over her husband’s love for another man, Piers Gaveston. QUEEN ISABELLA: O miserable and distressed queen! Would, when I left sweet France and was embark’d, That charming Circe, walking on the waves, Had chang’d my shape, or at the marriage-day The cup of Hymen had been full of poison, Or with those arms that twined about my neck I had been stifled, and not liv’d to see The king my lord thus to abandon me! Like frantic Juno will I fill the earth With ghastly murmur of my sighs and cries; For never doted Jove on Ganymede So much as he on cursed Gaveston. But that will more exasperate his wrath; I must entreat him, I must speak him fair, And be a means to call home Gaveston. And yet he’ll ever dote on Gaveston; And so am I for ever miserable. 45 Classical Monologues for Women Edward II by Christopher Marlowe ACT II, Scene 4. Isabella discovers an ally against her husband and Geveston, as well as a potential lover in Mortimer. QUEEN ISABELLA: So well hast thou deserv’d sweet Mortimer, As Isabel could live with thee for ever! In vain I look for love at Edward’s hand, Whose eyes are fix’d on none but Gaveston; Yet once more I’ll importune him with prayers. If he be strange and not regard my words, My son and I will over into France, And to the king my brother there complain, How Gaveston hath robb’d me of his love: But yet I hope my sorrows will have end, And Gaveston this blessed day be slain. 46 Classical Monologues for Women The Revenger’s Tragedy Authorship disputed, some say Thomas Middleton, some say Cyril Tourneur ACT I, Scene 2. The Duchess reacts to her husband the Duke’s capital imprisonment of one of her sons from a prior marriage. DUCHESS: Wast ever known step-duchess was so mild And calm as I? Some now would plot his death With easy doctors, those loose-living men, And make his wither'd grace fall to his grave And keep church better. Some second wife would do this, and dispatch Her double-loath'd lord at meat and sleep. Indeed, 'tis true an old man's twice a child. Mine cannot speak; one of his single words Would quite have freed my youngest, dearest son From death or durance, and have made him walk With a bold foot upon the thorny law, Whose prickles should bow under him: but 'tis not, And therefore wedlock, faith, shall be forgot. I'll kill him in his forehead; hate there feed: That wound is deepest tho' it never bleed. [Enter Spurio.] And here comes he whom my heart points unto, His bastard son, but my love's true-begot. Many a wealthy letter have I sent him, Swell'd up with jewels, and the timorous man Is yet but coldly kind; That jewel's mine that quivers in his ear, Mocking his master's chillness and vain fear. H'as spied me now. 47 Classical Monologues for Women Hengist, King of Kent by Thomas Middleton ACT III, Scene 1. Roxena faces forsaking love in favor of a political marriage with Vortiger arranged by her father Hengist. ROXENA: Who can tell that, sir? What's he can judge Of a man's appetite before he sees him eat? Who knows the strength of any's constancy That never yet was tempted? We can call Nothing our own if they be deeds to come; They are only ours when they are pass'd and done. How bless'd are you above your apprehension If your desire would lend you so much patience To examine the adventurous condition Of our affections, which are full of hazard, And draw in the time's goodness to defend us! First, this bold course of ours can't last long, Or never does in any without shame, And that, you know, brings danger; and the greater My father is in blood, as he's well risen, The greater will the storm of his rage be 'Gainst his blood wronging; I have cast for this. 'Tis not advancement that I love alone, 'Tis love of shelter, to keep shame unknown. 48 Classical Monologues for Women Hengist, King of Kent by Thomas Middleton ACT III, Scene 1. ROXENA : I pity all the fortunes of poor women Now in mine own unhappiness. When we have given All that we have to men, what's our requital? An ill-fac’d jealousy, which resembles much The mistrustfulness of an insatiate thief That scarce believes he has all, though he has stripp'd The true man naked and left nothing on him But the hard cord that binds him: so are we First robb'd and then left bound by jealousy. Sure he that finds us now has a great purchase, And well he gains that builds another's ruins, Yet man--the only seed that's sown in envy, Whom little would suffice as any creature Either in food or pleasure--yet 'tis known What would give ten enough contents not one. A strong diseas’d conceit may tell strange tales to you And so abuse us both: take but th' opinion Of common reason, and you'll find 't impossible That you should lose me in this king's advancement, Who here's a usurper. As he has the kingdom, So shall he have my love by usurpation; The right shall be in thee still: my ascension To dignity is but to waft thee upward, And all usurpers have a falling sickness They cannot keep up long. 49 Classical Monologues for Women The Roaring Girl, or Moll Cutpurse by Thomas Dekker & Thomas Middleton ACT III, Scene 1. Moll sets Laxton straight. MOLL: Draw or I'll serve an execution on thee Shall lay thee up till doomsday! LAXTON Draw upon a woman? Why, what dost mean, Moll? MOLL: To teach thy base thoughts manners: th' art one of those That thinks each woman thy fond, flexible whore If she but cast a liberal eye upon thee; Turn back her head, she's thine, or amongst company, By chance drink first to thee. Then she's quite gone; There's no means to help her, nay, for a need, Wilt swear unto thy credulous fellow lechers That th' art more in favour with a lady At first sight than her monkey all her lifetime. How many of our sex by such as thou Have their good thoughts paid with a blasted name That never deserved loosely, or did trip In path of whoredom beyond cup and lip? But for the stain of conscience and of soul, Better had women fall into the hands Of an act silent than a bragging nothing. There's no mercy in't. What durst move you, sir, To think me whorish, a name which I'd tear out From the high German's throat if it lay ledger there To dispatch privy slanders against me? In thee I defy all men, their worst hates And their best flatteries, all their golden witchcrafts With which they entangle the poor spirits of fools, Distressed needlewomen, and trade-fall'n wives. 50 Classical Monologues for Women Fish that must needs bite or themselves be bitten, Such hungry things as these may soon be took With a worm fast'ned on a golden hook: Those are the lecher's food, his prey; he watches For quarrelling wedlocks, and poor shifting sisters: 'Tis the best fish he takes. But why, good fisherman, Am I thought meat for you, that never yet Had angling rod cast towards me? 'Cause, you'll say, I'm given to sport, I'm often merry, jest. Had mirth no kindred in the world but lust? Oh, shame take all her friends then! But howe'er Thou and the baser world censure my life, I'll send 'em word by thee, and write so much Upon thy breast, 'cause thou shalt bear 't in mind: Tell them 'twere base to yield where I have conquer'd. I scorn to prostitute myself to a man, I that can prostitute a man to me: And so I greet thee. (She attacks him.) 51 Classical Monologues for Women The Roaring Girl, or Moll Cutpurse, by Thomas Dekker & Thomas Middleton ACT V, Scene 1. Moll is accused of theft. MOLL: Dare any step forth to my face and say, "I have ta'en thee doing so, Moll," I must confess, In younger days, when I was apt to stray, I have sat amongst such adders, seen their stings As any here might, and in full playhouses Watch'd their quick-diving hands to bring to shame Such rogues, and in that stream met an ill name. When next, my lord, you spy any one of those, So he be in his art a scholar, question him, Tempt him with gold to open the large book Of his close villainies, and you yourself shall cant Better than poor Moll can, and know more laws Of cheaters, lifters, nips, foists, puggards, curbers, With all the devil's black guard, than it is fit Should be discovered to a noble wit. I know they have their orders, offices, Circuits and circles unto which they are bound To raise their own damnation in. 52 Classical Monologues for Women The Changeling by Thomas Middleton & William Rowley Beatrice-Johanna consents to a marriage arranged by her father to a good but unremarkable man, only to fall in love with Alsemero. She enlists the aid of DeFlores, her father’s servant whom she reviles and who is in love with her, to murder her fiancé, so that she might marry Alsemero. DeFlores performs the murder and Beatrice becomes engaged to Alsemero. DeFlores blackmails Beatrice into becoming his lover. ACT IV, Scene 1. She emerges from her session with DeFlores. BEATRICE: This fellow has undone me endlessly! Never was bride so fearfully distress'd. The more I think upon th' ensuing night, And whom I am to cope with in embraces-One whose ennobled both in blood and mind, So clear in understanding, that's my plague now, Before whose judgment will my fault appear Like malefactors' crimes before tribunals, There is no hiding on't--the more I dive Into my own distress. How a wise man Stands for a great calamity! There's no venturing Into his bed, what course soe'er I light upon, Without my shame, which may grow up to danger. He cannot but in justice strangle me As I lie by him, as a cheater use me; 'Tis a precious craft to play with a false die Before a cunning gamester. 53 Classical Monologues for Women The Changeling by Thomas Middleton & William Rowley Beatrice confronts her husband, Alsemero about her misdeeds. BEATRICE Then hear a story of not much less horror Than this your false suspicion is beguil'd with. To your bed's scandal I stand up innocence, Which even the guilt of one black other deed Will stand for proof of: your love has made me A cruel murderess. [ALSEMERO Ha! ] BEATRICE A bloody one. I have kiss'd poison for't, strok'd a serpent, That thing of hate, worthy in my esteem Of no better employment, and him most worthy To be so employ'd I caus'd to murder That innocent Piracquo, having no Better means than that worst, to assure Yourself to me. [ ALSEMEROOh, the place itself e'er since Has crying been for vengeance, the temple Where blood and beauty first unlawfully Fir'd their devotion and quench'd the right one. 'Twas in my fears at first: 'twill have it now. Oh, thou art all deform'd! ] BEATRICE Forget not, sir, It for your sake was done: shall greater dangers Make the less welcome? 54 Classical Monologues for Women The White Devil by John Webster ACT IV, Scene 2. Vittoria Corombona and her lover conspired via her amoral and parasitic brother, Flamineo to have both her husband and the wife of her lover murdered. She was put on trial for the murders and acquitted. She now speaks to her lover after he has violently rebuked her as a whore in a jealous rage. VITTORIA: What have I gain’d by thee but infamy? Thou hast stained the spotless honour of my house And frighted thence noble society, Like those which, sick o’ the’ palsy, and retain Ill-scenting foxes ‘bout them, are still shunn’d By those of choicer nostrils. What do you call this house? Is this your palace? Did not the judge style it A house of penitent whores? Who sent me to it? Who hath the honour to advance Vittoria To this incontinent college? Is’t not you? Is’t not your high preferment? Go, go brag How many ladies you have undone like me. Fare you well sir; let me hear no more of you. I had a limb corrupted to an ulcer, But I have cut it off, and now I’ll go Weeping to heaven on crutches. For your gifts, I will return them all, and I do wish That I could make you full executor To all my sins. O that I could toss myself Into a grave as quickly. For all thou art worth I’ll not shed one tear more. I’ll burst first. 55 Classical Monologues for Women The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster This play tells the tale of a widowed young and beautiful Duchess whose powerful and ruthless brothers violently oppose her re-marrying. ACT I, Scene 1 The Duchess is in love with Antonio, her Chamberlain, a man beneath her in social rank, who would not dare to make romantic overtures to her as she is his social superior. She has to take the lead. DUCHESS: The misery of us that are born great! We are forc'd to woo, because none dare woo us; And as a tyrant doubles with his words, And fearfully equivocates, so we Are forc'd to express our violent passions In riddles, and in dreams, and leave the path Of simple virtue, which was never made To seem the thing it is not. Go, go brag You have left me heartless; mine is in your bosom: I hope 'twill multiply love there. You do tremble: Make not your heart so dead a piece of flesh, To fear, more than to love me. Sir, be confident: What is't distracts you? This is flesh and blood sir; 'Tis not the figure cut in alabaster, Kneels at my husbands tomb. Awake, awake, man! I do here put off all vain ceremony, And only do appear to you a young widow That claims you for her husband, and like a widow, I use but half a blush in't. 56 Classical Monologues for Women The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster ACT III, Scene 5. The Duchess and her husband Antonio have been forced to flee Malfi, as her brothers have discovered the truth of their secret marriage and children. They decide to travel separately, and the Duchess is overtaken by a force of her brother’s men under the command of Bosola, who informs her that she has been excommunicated and that he is to take her back to her brothers. DUCHESS: I prithee who is greatest, can you tell? Sad tales befit my woe: I'll tell you one. A salmon, as she swam unto the sea, Met with a dog-fish, who encounters her With this rough language: “Why art thou so bold To mix thyself with our high state of floods, Being no eminent courtier, but one That for the calmest, and fresh time o'th' year Dost live in shallow rivers, rank'st thyself With silly smelts and shrimps? and darest thou Pass by our dog-ship without reverence?” ”O”, quoth the salmon, “Sister, be at peace: Thank Jupiter, we both have past the net! Our value never can be truly known, Till in the fisher's basket we be shown: I' th' market then my price may be the higher, Even when I am nearest to the cook and fire.” So, to great men the moral may be stretched; Men oft are valu'd high, when th' are most wretched. But come, whither you please. I am arm'd 'gainst misery; Bent to all sways of the oppressor's will: There's no deep valley but near some great hill. 57 Classical Monologues for Women The Duchess of Malfi by John Webster ACT IV, Scene 2 Ferdinand, the Duchess’s twin, has ordered Bosola to torture and kill her. He disguises himself as an old man and looses madmen upon her before informing her that her time has come to die. DUCHESS. !!!!!!! I pray thee, look thou giv'st my little boy Some syrup for his cold, and let the girl Say her prayers ere she sleep.- Now what you please: What death? [BOSOLA Strangling; here are your executioners.] Duch. I forgive them: The apoplexy, catarrh, or cough o'th' lungs, Would do as much as they do. [BOSOLA Doth not death fright you? ] Duch. Who would be afraid on't, Knowing to meet such excellent company In th' other world? [BOSOLA. Yet, methinks, The manner of your death should much afflict you; This cord should terrify you. ] Duch. Not a whit: What would it pleasure me to have my throat cut With diamonds? or to be smothered With cassia? or to be shot to death with pearls? I know death hath ten thousand several doors For men to take their exits; and 'tis found They go on such strange geometrical hinges, You may open them both ways: any way, for heaven sake, So I were out of your whispering. Tell my brothers, That I perceive death, now I am well awake, 58 Classical Monologues for Women Best gift is they can give, or I can take. I would fain put off my last woman's fault, I'd not be tedious to you. [Executioner: We are ready. ] Duch. Dispose my breath how please you, but my body Bestow upon my women, will you? {Executioner. Yes. ] Duch. Pull, and pull strongly, for your able strength, Must pull down heaven upon me: Yet stay, heaven-gates are not so highly arch'd As princes' palaces; they that enter there, Must go upon their knees. Come, violent death, Serve for mandragora, to make me sleep: Go, tell my brothers, when I am laid out, They then may feed in quiet. 59 Classical Monologues for Women The Witch of Edmonton by Thomas Dekker, John Ford, & William Rowley This play was written in response to the hanging of Mother Sawyer for witchcraft. ACT II, Scene 1. Mother Sawyer laments her lot in life. MOTHER SAWYER: And why on me? Why should the envious world Throw all their scandalous malice upon me? ‘Cause I am poor, deform’d and ignorant, And like a bow buckled and bent together By some more strong in mischiefs than myself? Must I for that be made a common sink For all the filth and rubbish of men’s tongues To fall and run into? Some call me witch, And being ignorant of myself, they go About to teach me hoe to be one; urging That my bad tongue, by their bad usage made so, Forespeaks their cattle, doth bewitch their corn, Themselves, their servants, and their babes at nurse. This they enforce upon me, and in part Make me to credit it. 60 Classical Monologues for Women The Witch of Edmonton by Thomas Dekker, John Ford, & William Rowley ACT II, Scene 1 Mother Sawyer is beaten by a group of Edmonton townsfolk led by her enemy Old Banks, who blame her for losses in livestock, ill luck, and anything else. MOTHER SAWYER: Still vex’d? still tortur’d? That curmudgeon Banks Is ground of all my scandal. I am shunn’d And hated like a sickness, made a scorn To all degrees and sexes. I have heard old beldams Talk of familiars in the shape of mice, Rats, ferrets, weasels, and I wot not what, That have appear’d and suck’d, some say, their blood. But by what means they came acquainted with them I’m now ignorant. Would some power, good or bad, Instruct me which way I might be reveng’d Upon this churl, I’d go out of myself, And give this fury leave to dwell within This ruin’d cottage ready to fall with age, Abjure all goodness, be at hate with prayer, And study curses, imprecations, Blasphemous speeches, oaths, detested oaths, Or anything that’s ill, so I might work Revenge upon this miser, this black cur That barks and bites and sucks the very blood Of me and of my credit. ‘Tis all one To be a witch as to be counted one. Vengeance, shame, ruin light upon that canker! Enter the Devil in the shape of a Black Dog. 61 Classical Monologues for Women The Witch of Edmonton by Thomas Dekker, John Ford, & William Rowley ACT V, Scene 1. The Devil has abandoned Mother Sawyer. MOTHER SAWYER: Still wrong’d by every slave, and not a dog Bark in his dame’s defence? I am called witch, Yet am myself bewitched from doing harm. Have I given up myself to thy black lust Thus to be scorn’d? Not see me in three days? I’m lost without my Tomalin. Prithee come, Revenge to me is sweeter than life. Thou art my raven, on whose coal-black wings Revenge comes flying to me. O my best love! I am on fire, even in the midst of ice, Raking my blood up till my shrunk knees feel Thy curl’d head leaning on them. Come then, my darling; If in the air thou hover’st, fall upon me Inn some dark cloud; and, as I oft have seen Dragons and serpents in the elements, Appear thou so to me. Art thou I’ th’ sea? Muster up all the monsters from the deep, And be the ugliest of them, so that my bulch Show but his swarth cheek to me, let earth cleave And break from Hell, I care not. Could I run Like a swift powder-mine beneath the world, Up would I blow it all, to find out thee, Though I lay ruin’d in it. Not yet come? I must then fall to my old prayer: Sanctibiceter nomen tuum. Not yet come? Worrying of wolves, Biting of mad dogs, the manges and the – Enter the Devil in the shape of a White Dog. 62 Classical Monologues for Women Perkin Warbeck by John Ford ACT V, Scene 1 Lady Katherine is married to Perkin Warbeck, a man claiming to be Richard of York, the younger of the two missing sons of King Edward IV. Perkin has laid claim to King Henry VII’s throne, launched a coup attempt, and failed. LADY KATHERINE: Home! I have none. Fly thou to Scotland; thou hast friends will weep For joy to bid thee welcome; but O Jane, My Jane! My friends are desperate of comfort, As I must be of them: the common charity, Good people’s alms and prayers of the gentle, Is the revenue must support my state. As for my native country, since it once Saw me a princess in the heights of greatness My birth allowed me, here I make a vow Scotland shall never see me being fall’n Or lessened in my fortunes. Never, Jane, Never to Scotland more will I return. Could I be England’s queen, a glory, Jane, I never fawned on, yet the king who gave me Hath sent me with my husband from his presence, Delivered us suspected to his nation, Rendered us spectacles to time and pity; And is it fit I should return to such As only listen after our descent From happiness enjoyed to misery Expected, though uncertain? Never, never! Alas, why dost thou weep? And that poor creature Wipe his wet cheeks too? Let me feel alone Extremities, who know to give them harbour; Nor thou nor he has cause. You may live safely. 63 Classical Monologues for Women ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore by John Ford This is an incredible tale of incest between a brother, Giovanni, and a sister, Annabella, with tragic results. ACT II, Scene 2. Hippolita reveals herself to her husband Soranzo who woos Annabella for marriage. HIPPOLITA: Do you know me now? Look, perjured man, on her Whom thou and thy distracted lust have wronged. Thy sensual rage of blood hath made my youth A scorn to men and angels; and shall I Be now a foil to thy unsated change? Thou know’st, false wanton, when my modest fame Stood free from stain or scandal, all the charms Of hell or sorcery could not prevail Against the honour of my chaster bosom. Thine eyes did plead in tears, thy tongue in oaths, Such and so many, that a heart of steel Would have been wrought to pity, as was mine: And shall the conquest of my lawful bed, My husband’s death, urged on by his disgrace, My loss of womanhood, be ill-rewarded With hatred and contempt? No; know, Soranzo, I have a spirit doth as much distaste The slavery of fearing thee, as thou Dost loathe the memory of what hath passed. 64 Classical Monologues for Women ‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore by John Ford ACT V, Scene 1. Annabella has repented her incest with her brother and knows her husband, Soranzo knows of it. ANABELLA: Pleasures farewell, and all ye thriftless minutes Wherein false joys have spun a weary life! To these my fortunes now I take my leave. Thou, precious Time, that swiftly rid’st in post Over the world, to finish up the race Of my last fate, here stay thy restless course, And bear to ages that are yet unborn A wretched woeful woman’s tragedy! My conscience now stands up against my lust With depositions charactered in guilt, And tells me I am lost. Now I confess Beauty that clothes the outside of the face Is cursed if it be not clothed with grace. Here like a turtle mewed-up in a cage, Unmated, I converse with air and walls, And descant on my vile unhappiness. O Giovanni, thou hast had the spoil Of thine own virtues and my modest fame, Would thou hadst been less subject to those stars That luckless reigned at my nativity! O would the scourge due to my black offense Might pass from thee, that I alone might feel The torment of an uncontrolled flame! That man, that blessed friar, Who joined in ceremonial knot my hand To him whose wife I now am, told me oft I trod the path to death and showed me how. But they who sleep in lethargies of lust Hug their confusion making Heaven unjust 65 Classical Monologues for Women And so did I. Forgive me my good genius, and this once Be helpful to my ends: let some good man Pass this way, to whose trust I may commit This paper, double-lined with tears and blood; Which being granted, here I sadly vow Repentance, and a leaving of that life I long have died in. 66 Classical Monologues for Women Tis Pity She’s a Whore by John Ford ACT V, Scene 5. Annabella warns her brother Giovanni of their imminent deaths. ANNABELLA: Brother, dear brother, know what I have been, And know that now there’s but a dining-time ‘Twixt us and our confusion: let’s not waste These precious hours in vain and useless speech. Alas, these gay attires were not put on But to some end; this sudden solemn feast Was not ordained to riot in expense; I that have now been chambered here alone, Barred of my guardian or of any else, Am not for nothing instant freed To fresh access. Be not deceived, my brother; This banquet is an harbinger of death To you and me; resolve yourself it is, And be prepared to welcome it. 67 Classical Monologues for Women The Rover, or the Banished Cavaliers By Aphra Behn ACT IV, Scene 2. Angelica, a famed and very exclusive courtesan, has fallen in love with Willmore, an inveterate womanizer. Willmore has seduced her and broken her heart in pursuit of other women. ANGELICA: He's gone, and in this Ague of My Soul The shivering Fit returns; Oh with what willing haste he took his leave, As if the long'd for Minute were arriv'd, Of some blest Assignation. In vain I have consulted all my Charms, In vain this Beauty priz'd, in vain believ'd My eyes cou'd kindle any lasting Fires. I had forgot my Name, my Infamy, And the Reproach that Honour lays on those That dare pretend a sober passion here. Nice Reputation, tho it leave behind More Virtues than inhabit where that dwells, Yet that once gone, those virtues shine no more. -Then since I am not fit to belov'd, I am resolv'd to think on a Revenge On him that sooth'd me thus to my undoing. 68 Classical Monologues for Women Thomas of Woodstock disputed authorship Anne-a-Beame (Anne of Bohemia) arrives to her new country of England and her new life as Richard II’s first queen. ANNE-A-BEAME: My sovereign Lord, and you true English peers Your all-accomplished honours have so tied My senses by a magical restraint In the sweet spells of this your fair demeanours, That I am bound and charmed from what I was: My native country I no more remember But as a tale told in my infancy, The greatest part forgot: and that which is, Appears to England's fair elysium Like brambles to the cedars, coarse to fine, Or like the wild grape to the fruitful vine. And, having left the earth where I was bred And English made, let me be Englished: They best shall please me shall me English call. My heart, great King, to you; my love to all. 69