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EDITORS' - Flagstaff Live
Dec. 25–31, 2014 | Vol. 20 Issue 52 | www. flaglive.com | EDITORS' CHOICE AWARDS 10 12 18 Screen Arts Music The Hobbit Dawn Kish Vibewaves FREE Now TakiNg New Year’s eve reservaTioNs • 928.774.6100 contents Dec. 25-31, 2014 Vol. 20, Issue 52 4 Full Frontal Letter from Home The Mother Load Hot Picks Editor’s Head NewsQuirks 10 Screen 20 Rear View Hightower Bartender Wisdom The Write Now Listlessness On the cover: Neko Case, who played the Orpheum Theater in April, was one of the standout concerts in Flagstaff in 2014. 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Dawn Kish takes a leap of faith behind the lens staff ho 3 66E.E.Route Route66 66• •928.774.6100 928.774.6100• •karmaflagstaff.com karmaflagstaff.com By the Staff ARTS grill 27 Classifieds Feature Story Editors’ Choice Awards 2014: Our year-end look back at all the wonderful oddities that make Flagstaff tick 12 sushi bar Bill Smith Got a Money Shot? Submit to: #FLAGLIVE on Instagram or email to themoneyshot@flaglive.com Monday-Saturday @ 11:30am, Closed Sundays ys 6 E. Aspen Ave. Flagstaff,, AZ, 86001 | 928.214.WINE (9463) Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 3 LETTERFROMHOME Trail religion By Darcy Falk Hiking with the Order of the Pearly Everlasting N ow that I’m finished procrastinating—the dishes are washed, the laundry is done and my desk is cleaned off—I can sit down to write with a clearer head. Today is a day for being inside. After a temperate fall, snow has at last coated the bare aspens: white on white. Late in the afternoon the sky cleared enough for a peek of blue. In the Northwest, they call that a sucker hole, but here it’s a promise: tomorrow will be clear and cold, with sunlight glinting off the snow, and the streets clearing off nicely. The solstice is nearly here and I’m trying to remember to lean into it, instead of cowering under the covers or next to the fireplace for the next three months. Time to brave the rocky path of winter. The mild fall allowed Roberta, Wendy and me to go backpacking a few weeks ago in the Superstition Mountains. Most times our procession went in exactly that order: I like being last. With a backpack on, I’m a little slow and not always surefooted, especially when the trail is rocky. If I need to slow down I do that less self-consciously than when someone’s following me. I battle my thoughts on rough trails, as I consider what small, but multitudinous obstacles bar the way to my destination versus my skills to overcome them. When faced with such things I don’t usually cry, but I’ll admit having had the impulse to weep and wail, or— like a tired toddler—plop down and refuse to go any further. To keep our minds engaged on the trail, we made up names for religions we feel we’re a part of: Church of the Latter Day Basalt, Sisters of the Order of the Pearly Everlasting. (Pearly Everlasting is the common name for anaphalis margaritacea, a plant Wendy showed us along the trail, and the whimsical name enchanted me.) Wendy, a senior research botanist and curator of the herbarium at the DesertBotanical Garden in Phoenix, says she’s a Jojoba Witness. (Jojoba also grows in that part of the state.) Going back many years, I’ve had a number of friends who are professional or amateur botanists. Every time I go into the field with them I learn a new plant or two. These women are smart and tough, with plant presses made of cardboard and newspaper strapped to the outside of their already fully-laden backpacks, having collected specimens along the trail, or in the bush near the trail. Their arms and legs get scratched from barreling through brush, or doing battle with prickly pear cactus, agave, or crown of thorn plants. It’s not unusual to see them down on hands and knees, butts in the air, inspecting some tiny green thing. From them I learn what plants smell amazing, and how to slim down your backpack so you can carry the extra bundle of collected plants. Or just how to suck it up and survive: one frigid January, three of them spent an unexpected (and unequipped) night huddling next to the SpencerTrail, above Lee’s Ferry, having hiked too long to come down the perilous trail in daylight hours. On this latest trip, I used Mike’s hiking stick and paced myself up and down the hills, feeling grateful for living at 7,000 4 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 Cross section of Wendy’s collected plants, ready to take back to the Desert Botanical Garden. the clouds are building or dissipating. And what exactly are the colors of those clouds: dark grey and pink, or creamy white and deep purple? Depending on which way it’s blowing, the wind carries the clear, clean scent of an incoming storm or the reek of dog food cooking at the Purina plant. When I walk alone, I listen closely Wendy with cardboard and newspaper strapped to her pack. Photos by Roberta Motter to music and catch lyrics that I rarely notice otherwise. I can get lost in my own thoughts, instead of working so hard for every step. I get ecstatic about the way the late afternoon light silhoufeet and hiking lower. And then I had one tiny little misstep, ettes the stems of dried grass, lighting them up like something twisting my knee just a little bit wrong. It wasn’t catastrophic, sacred. The whole place feels like a giant altar. but it slowed me down even more than usual, and I breathed a A wide smooth trail isn’t better than a rocky one, just as little easier when the lake where our car was parked came into winter isn’t inherently better than summer. Walking that clear view on the last day. path, it’s easy to be confident. But there are great benefits to My knees have been a bit troublesome in the past few be gained by walking through rubble on the path less traveled years, probably because I make good use of them. Walking is my and to greeting winter with a joyous and open heart: adopt religion: instead of getting down on my knees, I march around a braver perspective, see unusual sights, learn your limits, do in the woods, up and down hills, and along ridges. battle with your inner demons, and make up new religions. Now I’m in rehab mode, and have been walking around BuffaloPark most days. That trail is wider and smoother, allowDarcy Falk is a textile artist and writer who has made Flaging me to look up while I walk, to think about things other than staff her home for almost 30 years. The best sign in her studio where to put my feet. I notice the water that collects in the says, “Don’t Give Up,” and she takes that advice often. See more basin of the boulder next to the path, and the shape of the fog of her writing and artwork at www.darcyfalk.com. bank that clogs the sky to the east. I can attend to whether THEMOTHERLOAD Parent practice By Kelly Poe Wilson S ometimes people ask me how I knew that I was ready to have children, which I think is kind of like asking someone trapped beneath a building how they knew they were ready to settle down. The answer, at least, is the same: Do I really look ready for anything right now? But I get what they are really asking is how do they know that they are ready to have children, and for that question I actually have an answer. Well, at least I have a test. Pay someone to hide your shoes. Every morning. Or, rather, every night before you go to bed. I’m not saying that children will take your shoes away from you (except for those 15 minutes between growth spurts when your son is wearing the same size shoe as you, or on those rare—very rare— occasions when the shoes you buy happen to be considered “cute” enough for your daughter to steal). No. What I’m saying is that when you are a parent there will be valuable time spent every single morning searching for somebody’s shoes, and it would be better to find out now whether or not you can handle it. Although, “handle it” might be sugar-coating it, because no one is capable of “handling it” every morning. That’s because for every morning that you approach the daily shoe hunt from your happy place—beatific (or heavily medicated) smile firmly in place—there will be another morning when you stand in the middle of the living room doing your best Mommy Dearest impression, eyes flashing and teeth You can’t handle the shoes! gnashing as you vow to bring down all the wrath of heaven and hell upon the next person who dares to place their shoes anywhere but the pre-appointed spot. (Yeah, my kids still do an impression of me from that one time—one time, I swear—that I totally lost it over a pair of shoes.) Still, you might be wondering why I am advising you to hire someone to hide your own shoes from you, and not just hide a random pair of stranger’s shoes in your house instead. Well, for one, that’s kind of creepy, and for another, even though you might think you can replicate these feelings by having a pretend hunt. Trust me, you can’t. And in the end, when you’re already running late, it really doesn’t matter whose shoes you are tearing apart the house looking for, because the end result is the same: chaos and despair. Sometimes, when I explain this parenting test to people, their reaction is, “Well, that won’t be the case in my house, because I’m And in the end, when you’re already running late, it really doesn’t matter whose shoes you are tearing apart the house looking for, because the end result is the same: chaos and despair. WINTER BREAK STUDENT SPECIAL BUY TWO DAY RENTALS GET ONE FREE must present this coupon Exp 12/31 GRAB YOUR FRIENDS, SAVE SOME CASH AND SHRED All boot purchases include custom fitting $50 value going to make sure my children know how to be organized.” My reply is always—well, usually—a demure, “I hope that works out for you.” At least out loud. Inside, I’m too busy chortling for much else. That, and trying to hold back from saying, “Gee, why didn’t I think of that?” We all start out with plans for being organized. We buy the tubs, and the bins, and drawers, and we label them “ballet shoes,” “soccer cleats,” “dress shoes,” etc., and we feel calm and prepared for the upcoming season. And then the perfect storm of dance recital followed by reception followed by an early morning game the next day happens, and suddenly you’re back in the shoe hunt game once more—with a vengeance. Perhaps one day they’ll come up with some kind of shoe security device that lets you locate a pair of shoes the same way car alarms help you find your car in the parking lot. Of course, with the sheer number of shoes most families lose a day, most neighborhoods would sound like the aftermath of an earthquake every morning. But it would be an improvement over the screams of frustrated parents. Kelly Poe Wilson has lived in Flagstaff since 1985. She lives with her wonderful husband, Jim, and her dreadful children, Clementine and Clyde. More of her work can be found at www. kellypoewilson.com. 7 DAYS A WEEK! 7:00 am – 6:00 pm (928) 779-1308 505 N. Beaver Street Flagstaff AZ 86001 HUMPHREYSUMMITSKI.COM RENTALS - RETAIL - REPAIRS Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 5 HOTPICKS Week of DEC. 25-31 This Week Thu-25th Fri-26th Sat-27th Sun-28th closed for christmas Cheese & Chocolate Cheese Plate Specials Poet’s Den 7:30pm 1/2 Price Glasses Mon-29th Wine Tasting 5p Bingo & bubbles 8 p -10:30P Tue-30th Happy Hour All Day Wed-31st New years Bash AND THAT’S HOW CHRISTMAS RUMORS START THURSDAY | 12.25 2015 Happy New Year's Every Mon Monday Bingo & bubbles 8 p -10:30P sparkling wine specials, free to play and win prizes Daily Hours: Friday–Saturday 2pm–2am Sunday–Thursday 3pm–12am Located upstairs at: 17 N. SAN FRANCISCO STREET • 773-9463 6 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 FRIDAY | 12.26 FA-LA-LA-THUMPSIZZLE-THUMP Hark! The herald DJs’ scratches: The Kingz of the Jungle are ready to hand build some beats guaranteed to make you shake, shake, shake that Christmas feast belly away. Northern Arizona’s own Jungle music and drum and bass virtuosos present the lovely left behind Flagstaffians with Wreck the Hallz, a post-holiday treat for the senses. As with the case in any genre of music, it is important to trace the roots back to the beginning. What has largely morphed into sweaty dub-step and the like began with Jungle. In early ’90s London, a new wave of electronic sampling and synthesizing beats swept dancehalls across the pond. Decades later, our little corner of the desert sports a collective of radical dudes bringing back the drum and bass renaissance. And no one in the land does it better than this night’s roster fearing the skillful breaks of Kip Killagain, Cool Handz Luke, Demetre Baca and Skoolboy. They bring more to the table than electronically-contrived beats and choruses. Spinning vinyl and finding that right spot is tricky business, but they get the job done. Can we get an “aaaay-oooooh”? Put your hands up and groove at the Green Room, 15 N. Agassiz. Music starts at 9 p.m. Free. 226-8669. www.kingzofthejungle.com. UNDER THE RED HOT MOON Strasbourg, France, the self-appointed Christmas Capital. Courtesy photo C hristmas time is here and the events are not, although super-happy fun times are under way in other corners of the globe. While perusing the Internet just the other day, a website called “French Moments” popped up. Fancy little snowflakes drift to the bottom of the pages that highlight time spent with baguettes and mimes. Kidding! This particular site charts the goings on of the Alsacian town of Strasbourg, France, just a spit from Germany. The townspeople proclaimed themselves residents of the “Christmas Capital of the World” long ago as their annual Christmas Market has spilled out from the main square at Place Broglie and now, themed sections take over the city from their famed cathedral to Old Town like a gang of Franks. At least they don’t hide the fact their neighbors to the east might disagree, as the Germans, too, have Christmas markets dating back to the Middle Ages. To be fair, Stras was once a part of Germany. And then France, then Germany, and now France, ‘cause both sides pretty much said, “Screw it.” We’ve also heard talk of a temporary armistice in WWIafflicted Strasbourg. Supposedly the Germans handed over a Christmas tree and the French lent a bottle of wine for the evening. The truth? Who knows. We couldn’t find anything to back it up on the all-knowing Interwebs, so it may be the stuff of legend—or bar tales. And that’s how Christmas rumors start. Happy holidays, love Flag Live! Ah, the Winter Solstice—the darkest day of the year. Some folks in the world may be anti dark, but here in Flagtown, most of us find a sense of comfort in our under-illuminated surroundings. Couple that with having just made it over the longest night of the year marker and it’s like home sweet home for the holidays. The endlessly imaginative folks at the historic Hotel Weatherford are adding to that cozy flavor with a Dark Skies celebration of incredible proportions. DJs Emmett White and Marty Marr are combining in a fit of perfectly syncopated fusion to bring late-night revelers a musical taste of the dark. They’ll be spinning vinyl vibes and electronic jams of the less tangible sort with a blend of ultra-dark ’80s new wave, apocalyptic post-punk, grooving goth and even more wildly danceable beats. Set to the shoegaze tunes of yore, it’s a night to get down, look around, look out and look up—at the twinkling stars in this portion of the galaxy and those cuttin’ it out on the dance floor. MC Dapper Dre will be your host with the most on ground control, and he beseeches you fine Flag folk to dress for vanity, drink for gluttony and dance for pride cause you’ll have more fun than HotPicks wouldn’t mind cooling off in the open mountain air after the jams got so intense the roof just decided to blast off? That’s right—not a single one. Surely the guys of ReWired wouldn’t mind either. They will be prepared for any four-alarm musical situation with their blend of blues and funk underlying their breadand-butter classic rock. The jams will always keep on comin’ from Hendrix covers guaranteed to shake a leg to good old-fashioned rock-outs. They would all agree the power in the group comes from all sides—bassist Ray Flagg, Dan “Chopper” O’Neal on drums, Mike Wade shredding on guitar and Stump picking up second guitar and vocals—not just one or the other. Cut a rug with the guys at the Museum Club, 3404 E. Rte. 66. Music starts at 9 p.m. $5 cover. 526-9434. www.rewiredclassicrock.com. Kip Killagain of Kingz of the Jungle. Courtesy photo all the Seven Deadly Sins combined. Whoop it up at the Gopher Hole in the Hotel Weatherford, 23 N. Leroux. Tunes get going at 9 p.m. Free. For more info, call 779-1919. FRI–TUES | 12.26–12.30 THERE’S NO FAULT IN THESE STARS Speaking of stars: Where better in this town to see those twinkling balls of gas burning billions of miles away than Lowell Observatory? Yeah, we can’t think of a better spot either, especially since the scientifically advanced astronomers have all those fancy telescopes and such. Good thing, then, everyone in the land has a grand opportunity before them to experience the mysterious wonders of the distant universe at Lowell’s Holiday Star Fest. The hours are extended for your viewing pleasure, and who knows exactly where that big metal sucker of a telescope will be turned. Maybe you’ll spot the one-and-only Santa crisscrossing his way across the night sky on his way back to the North Pole after one too many eggnog cocktails. Cookies and milk? Yeah right, man, Santa’s an adult with adult-like preferences. OK, we’re kidding—probably—because Santa will have already gotten back to his headquarters by then. Back at Lowell, folks can enjoy some stargazing and a special research presentation from 7–7:30 p.m. followed immediately by a wondrous Q&A that lasts until 9 p.m. Think of something great ‘cause it’s not every day an astronomer will just lay bare every little inkling in his or her mind. We learned that the hard way. Bring your thinking caps and starry eyes to Lowell Observatory, 1400 W. Mars Hill Road. Hours of operation for the festival are noon–9:30 p.m. Admission is $6–$12 and is free for members and children age 5 and under. 774-3358. www.lowell.edu. SATURDAY | 12.27 HARDWIRED FOR THE REWIRE If one thing is certain in this outrageous world that’s getting more out-there by the second, it’s Flag’s own rock band, ReWired, is super-duper into their music. Whether it’s a cover or an original jam, frontman Justin Stump waves his arms like wacky, waving, inflatable-arm flailing tube man from the car lots. And for only being a four-piece, these guys are loud, and we mean L-O-U-D. With two guitarists wailing away, it’ll be a wonder how The Zoo will keep its roof on this weekend. Of course, there are never any guarantees, but what boot-scootin’ boogyer Mike Wade of ReWired. Courtesy photo PET OF THE WEEK 11665 N. HWY 89 FLAGSTAFF,AZ 86004 ( 6 MI NORTH OF THE FLAGSTAFF MALL) 928-526-5964 WED-SUN ZIRA SECONDCHANCECENTER.ORG ZIRA WANTS HER FOREVER HOME! Meow! I’m Zira, a spayed female domestic short hair cat. I’m quite affectionate, playful, and vocal when I want attention. I love giving hugs and kisses and of course snuggling! 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This year, some of the words that have been pulled into the great book of all notable words of common usage in the English language include: adorbs, binge-watch, cray, humblebrag, listicle, neckbeard, side boob, vape, and YOLO (also now recognized in the lower case Yolo, meaning, “you only live once.”) It is weird for me to imagine scanning a giant Oxford English Dictionary and, among the many noble words of our language, cross paths with the definition for “adorbs” (a shorthand for “adorable”) or “side boob”—when a dress or scene from a movie or whatever permits the viewer to observe the side of the breast, in case you were wondering. There are also the words that define the culture of our times, such as “binge-watch.” It’s such a strange word and strange to think We’re now watching television so much we need a word for it. Don’t even get me started on humblebrag. With new words coming in, I always say we should eject a few that have come along. So, for 2015, I’m campaigning for the following words to go away. I hope you’ll join me. Amazeballs. Don’t get me wrong. I kind of liked “amazeballs” when it first came out. But then I started seeing it attached to too many things I didn’t want to see it attached to. I even saw a great photo of the Grand Canyon in a foggy wonder recently and someone wrote “That is AMAZEBALLS” (caps are theirs). Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t want to think of the Grand Canyon as amazeballs. Maybe a crazy concert or some cool skateboarding trick. So, goodbye amazeballs. You flamed out too fast. Besties. This is my least favorite of all 8 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 words of the known universe, I think, because it sounds like something that two people might say about each other being best friends when really they might just one day stab that friend in the back. We’re besties, oh yes, such best, best besties! When friendship goes bad, do they become beasties? I think we should keep beasties. Facepalm. This might be another overused deal, as I kept seeing *facepalm* in about every 14th post online. It had its place once, but it is now time to move on to other physical signs that say “I did something or you did something very dumb.” Helicopter Mom. The whole idea of a hovering parent who is so into their child’s business has led to the term helicopter mom (or dad or parent). I think it would be cool to reserve this phrase for any mom who has the training and skill set to be an actual helicopter pilot. “I hear you have a real helicopter mom,” someone says. You say, “Yeah, she’s licensed to fly a Sikorsky S-64 Skycrane.” Lumbersexual. Well, secretly, I want to keep this one because all my friends have made it a point to let me know I am such a lumbersexual. Trimmed beard, half-a-drawer of knit hats that I match to whatever outfit I’m wearing. And I buy all my axes from Brookstone. I’m a sucker for a fine cherrywood handle, though. OK, lumbersexual stays for one more year. Meh. I’m quick to take a hating to words that are designed to create a sense of vague indifference. For this reason, “meh” has started to bug me. I also keep finding it showing up as the headline for a Yelp review for something that I don’t think is “meh” at all. So, it’ll be a review for something like the North Rim of the Canyon. And there it is. The one word: Meh. Whatevs. This is short for “whatever.” I’ve decided that if you’re too lazy to just say or write the whole word “whatever,” that it makes the whole sentiment even more obnoxious when it’s expressed. So, if someone writes “I have Ebola” and someone else writes “whatevs,” it feels even more dismissive than if the whole word was written out. So, I’m going with an adios to whatevs—and all the other above words—for 2015. News Quirks BY ROLAND SWEET Compiler’s note: Chronicling human folly gets harder every year because as foibles proliferate, the odd seems commonplace. These unbelievable-but-true news stories, however, stand out as the year’s quirkiest. Caught Stupid When the police officer who stopped Douglas Glidden, 25, in Livermore Falls, Maine, found marijuana in his vehicle, Glidden insisted the pot couldn’t be his because he had stolen the car. (Franklin Sun Journal) When Guns Are Outlawed Sheryl Claffy, 60, told police in Albuquerque, N.M., that her daughter, Cara Claffy, 35, hit her over the head with an electric vibrator during an argument (The Smoking Gun) Unclear on the Concept Hoping to make solo diners feel less self-conscious, Tokyo’s Moomin Café began seating them at tables across from giant stuffed animals representing characters from a Finnish picture book series. (Time) Whistle a Happy Tune After the military junta National Council for Peace and Order took control in Thailand, it embarked on a campaign to restore happiness by holding free band concerts and offering free haircuts and dessert. (Thailand’s Samui Times) Fetishes on Parade Lonnie Hutton, 49, tried to have sex with an automatic teller machine at a bar in Murfreesboro, Tenn. Police officers who found Hutton waist-down naked said that when they took him outside and ordered him to sit at a picnic table, he “exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table.” (Nashville’s WKRN-TV) Edwin Tobergta, 32, was arrested for having sex with a pink pool float in Hamilton, Ohio. Police said it was his third arrest for the same act, although with different pool floats. (Louisville, Ky.’s WLKY-TV) What Could Go Wrong? Intending to calm students before final exams, St. Louis’s Washington University had a petting zoo bring several animals to campus for students to cuddle. One was a two-month-old bear cub, which promptly bit and scratched at least 18 students. (Reuters) Mensa Rejects of the Year Rescuers needed a stretcher to carry a tourist who hurt his ankle while climbing one of Scotland’s highest mountains in his flip-flops. One of the injured man’s companions was barefoot; the other was wearing sneakers. The three men explained they wanted to reach the top of Aonach Mor to experience snow for the first time. (BBC News) Lesson Learned Danielle Shea, 22, admitted phoning bomb threats to cancel Quinnipiac University’s spring graduation ceremony because she didn’t want her family to discover that she wasn’t graduating. She had accepted money from her mother for tuition but never enrolled. (New Haven Register) Litigation nation Nigel Sykes, 23, sued the pizzeria he admitted robbing in Wilmington, Del., claiming that employees who tackled him and wrestled his gun away during the hold-up used “unnecessary” roughness to subdue him by “punching, kicking and pouring soup over my body.” (Wilmington’s The News) Quirks News For the Record When Willie Hubbard called 911 to report a carjacking after he witnessed a woman getting thrown to the ground by a man who then drove off in her car in DeKalb County, Ga., the operator informed him it wasn’t a carjacking but a theft. The two then hotly debated whether the crime was a carjacking or a theft, delaying police response for more than 30 minutes. (Atlanta’s WAGA-TV) Capitalizing on the Past AOL reported it still has 2.4 million dial-up Internet subscribers, paying an average of $20.86 a month. Since its dial-up business costs little to operate, 70 percent of its revenue is profit. (The Washington Post) DIY Law and Order Police forces in England and Wales began asking crime victims to carry out their own investigations after having their car stolen or property damaged by looking out for potential fingerprint evidence, checking for witnesses and searching second-hand websites for their stolen property. (Britain’s The Independent) R i n g i n th e NeworYadeoa’sr! at D yeAr’s $50 in advance or $75 at the door At the stAte bAr Includes champagne, a personal server, party favors and a table all night long! Dj & DANcINg ALL NIght LoNg! Serving dinner until 10pm 2015 the yeAr of fire & freshNess 103 N Leroux St. Flagstaff, AZ (928) 7 7 9-6000 • AZDorados.com Euphemistically Speaking by richard davis of kuyi hopi radio Problems Solved Hoping to reduce the estimated 50 tons of litter left by people climbing Mount Everest, Nepal ordered everyone descending to carry out 18 pounds of trash. The debris ranges from empty oxygen bottles, torn tents, discarded food containers and the bodies of climbers who died on the mountain. (The New York Times) Slightest Provocation Nadja Svenson, 22, was charged with stabbing her father in the chest outside their home in Londonderry, N.H., while the two were stargazing “and began arguing over where the Big Dipper and other constellations are in the sky,” police Detective Chris Olson said. “It escalated from there.” (New Hampshire Union Leader) Sheriff’s deputies in Monroe County, Fla., said a woman reported that boyfriend Carlos Miguel Gascon, 27, choked her, poured coffee on her, cut the back of her leg with a knife, threatened to kill her while holding a knife to her throat, picked her up and slammed her down on a glass table, and then picked up his dog, slammed it to the ground and stepped on its neck because he “was angry at her because he had a dream she was cheating on him.” (Miami Herald) No Cover for formal dress don’t forget your top hat and pearls! Vintage Vinyl spinning All Night General Motors reacted to rampant recalls by directing its engineers to avoid using certain words when discussing GM automobiles to reporters. Among them: asphyxiating, deathtrap, disemboweling, genocide, grenade-like and powder keg. (Detroit Free Press) Temple University physicist Rongjia Tao proposed permanently protecting the Midwest from tornadoes by building giant walls—one in North Dakota, one along the border between Kansas and Oklahoma to the east, and the third one in south Texas and Louisiana. Tao said the walls would need to be about 1,000 feet high and 150 feet wide. He estimated they would cost $60 billion per 100 miles. (USA Today) New Reserve your table for the evening Show or Go U.S. District Court judge Denise Casper upheld a federal deportation order for Eleutherios Spirou because of exaggerated claims made on his visa application. 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Route 66 • 928-266-1282 facebook.com/thestatebar 928-284-3693 • sedonaschool.com Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 9 Screen Hitting the Hobbit hat trick Reviewed by Sam Mossman T fan, and I keep quieting my outrage at the he dwarves are fleeing the mountain, changes in order to properly do my job as a the great dragon Smaug races towards movie reviewer. Lake-town, orcs are mustering for war, Don’t get me wrong, I am a realist. and the Necromancer is keeping Gandalf prisI understand that any novel must oner in his stronghold at Dol Guldur. undergo changes in order to make It looks like the good guys are in it to the big screen. However, in a tight spot and it will take no THE the case of The Hobbit films, small amount of courage and HOBBIT: THE it goes too far. The real determination to win the BATTLE OF THE casualty is the story’s central day. For those of us who FIVE ARMIES character, Bilbo Baggins. have read the book, we Directed by Peter Jackson The constant shifting of know what’s coming in The Rated PG-13 the films’ focus away from Battle of the Five Armies. HARKINS THEATRES Bilbo waters down the tale of For those that have been the regular guy that is swept introduced to this magical up into a great adventure. It’s tale for the first time with The unfortunate, as I think director Hobbit films, I will leave the surPeter Jackson could have reigned prises intact. things in more and brought us a two film verThe handful of you out there that have sion of The Hobbit that was truly magical. been reading my reviews over the years know Moving past my Tolkien purist rant, from I have really enjoyed the trilogy of The Hobbit a cinematic perspective, Five Armies is quite films. Of course my most notable complaint the accomplishment. Visually stunning, the always centers on the wild liberties that film brings life to Middle Earth in a way that have been taken with Tolkien’s work and this has not happened in any of the other films time is no different. I suppose this is my root (including The Lord of the Rings trilogy). The problem with The Hobbit. I am a big Tolkien A Getting a head in music cast excels, and gives the film some feeling while intense action rolls easily from scene to scene. The nearly two-and-a-half hour runtime seems to fly by. I may complain about the Reviewed by Adrienne Bischoff sporting a large head, Sidebottom became a cult icon in the ’80s sleeping, showering, and being the lead singer of his unproand ’90s with his humorous cover versions of popular songs. nounceable band, Soronprfbs, get in his way. Why does he do it? Frank is based upon an article that real-life keyboardist Jon Well, he thinks human faces are an explosion of odd, alienRonson wrote about his time with Sidebottom. He also like features. Also, he has a serious mental disorder. co-wrote the film. But as lead singer of Soronprfbs, he’s found a comAvoiding a straight biopic, Ronson based munity of friends who nurture his talents while FRANK his Frank partly upon his namesake and partly protecting him from his demons. Directed by upon musicians Captain Beefheart and Daniel One of his newest fans is Jon, an aspiring Lenny Abrahamson Johnston. Any musician—or any audiophile—will musician who gets his lucky break when he steps Rated R at once recognize and revel in the tragedy and in for the band’s former keyboardist. But Jon is NETFLIX AND STREAMING hilarity of making music. And the music they on the other side of the spectrum from Frank: he make is original and heartfelt, with the actors lacks talent and originality, but makes up for it in actually playing their instruments. Fassbender self-promotion through social media. For someone has a delicious baritone that speaks volumes about as eager and human-headed as Jon, he’s about as what Frank hides behind his mask. As lovestruck and out of touch with reality as it gets and it’s the confrontortured Clara, Maggie Gyllenhaal plays a mean theremin. tation of his personality with Frank’s that is the film’s story. Drummer Carla Azar, who has played with Jack White, plays While the theme of this film—the crazy one being the wisNana, the drummer. And actor François Civil plays Baraque, the est one—is not necessarily profound, the backstory is pretty bassist. It’s just another way the film succeeds at blurring the interesting. Frank is based on a comedic persona named Frank lines between pretense and authenticity. Sidebottom, played by British musician Chris Sievey. Also B- O f all the masks we wear daily, sometimes the most authentic one is a big, fat, papier-mâché head. The titular character of Frank, played by Michael Fassbender, wears such a mask 24 hours a day, his oversized head reminiscent of Bob’s Big Boy. And he doesn’t let eating, 10 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 portrayal of Tolkien’s seminal work, but there is no doubt that The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies is a wholly engaging and entertaining film. s u s ta i n a b l e Extra Butter Luxury for all Time for some serious upgrades By Dan Stoffel • local • organic Criollo wishes you a Happy New Year! Open until midnight, walk-ins welcome T he word on the street is that, within the next few years, the intersections of University Drive and Milton Road will be re-aligned; the MVD compound will move up to where Harkins Theatres currently sits; and Harkins will build a sparkling new complex. Let me be perfectly clear that I haven’t confirmed any of this—I’m a movie critic, so it’s not really my job to present facts; I just spew my opinions and un-substantiated rumors, and let you worry about whether they’re valid or true. So while visiting the Valley of the Sun recently, my wife and I discussed taking a break from our hectic schedule to see a movie at one of the luxury movie houses that have sprouted up in the Phoenix area in recent years. They offer amenities that range from the mere upgrade: big, reclining leather chairs that you may reserve ahead of time, so you can pick your own seat (so to speak); to the fancy-schmancy tables for two from which you can order beer, cocktails, pizza or exotic appetizers, which a uniformed waiter will deliver quietly and discreetly right in the middle of the show. Sun Tzu, in The Art of War, said: “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” So, if Flagstaff is really going to get a brand spankin’ new multimegasuperplex, isn’t this the ideal chance to upgrade? Don’t get me wrong—I’ve been very happy with both of the facilities and the staff at our local movie house. But wouldn’t it be nice be able to order a local microbrew during the latest action movie? And while we’re at it … I have a few other requests that might make a night out to the movies even more enjoyable: Adult Swim Offer one showing per day of any movie rated PG-13 or above, at which kids under the age of 13 aren’t admitted, even with a parent or guardian. It can be difficult to enjoy a good drama when somebody’s unsupervised brat is running around or crying (and it gets downright uncomfortable when the violent or sexy bits hit the screen). 16 n san francisco, flagstaff, az 86001 - 928.774.0541 EMP It’s not a big deal to me when smartphones are on during the previews, but once the feature begins, some sort of electromagnetic shielding should be activated that blocks any phone usage, period. No texts, no annoying ringtones. If people can’t follow simple suggestions to be courteous, maybe it’s time we force the issue. P is for Portable Products like the GoPilot allow longdistance truckers to relieve themselves from the comfort of the cab, without having to waste time at a rest stop or resort to tossing a “truck bomb” out the window. Shouldn’t those of us afflicted with small bladders have the same options? Never again will we have to run out to the lobby right in the middle of the action then bother our neighbor with a hissed “What did I miss?” Change can be hard, but it can also be exciting. I for one am looking forward to the exhilarating possibilities on our local cinema horizon. For �ilm times check these sites HARKINS: www.harkinstheaters.com MONTHLY HARKINS INDIE SERIES & SEDONA FILMS: www.sedonafilmfestival.org Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 11 ARTS BY DIANDRA MARKGRAF Jumping for the dream Dawn Kish takes a leap of faith behind the lens F “There was this thing called Y2K,” Kish says lagstaff-based photographer Dawn Kish with a flash of her iconic smile. She was 28 at sits at her desk in her home-studio north the time. “So the world was going to end and I of downtown. She jumps up and pulls a decided to go to Vietnam.” small Rubbermaid container out of her closet. She and a friend hopped a plane to Saigon. Inside a gallon plastic bag is a small metal camKish was amazed by the kindness of the people, era. For its size, it’s surprisingly heavy. It even their simple culture and documented her expehouses a fresh roll of film. riences. “I’m ready to go,” she says, the corners of She grabs two hand-bound books the size her lips turning upward. “I’m ready for Armaof a brochure from the geddon. Ready to take closet. One is bound in some film shots ‘cause parchment with a dot digital will be gone.” of Velcro. This little black “And there she is,” and silver beauty, the she says gently, beaming. Olympus Pen FT, has been “There’s my famous girl.” across the world—to Kish was riding in the Saigon, Vietnam—and back of a bicycle-driven back. The comparatively rickshaw down a Saigon lightweight body takes street. A fleet of high 72 half-frame shots and school students trails was the camera used behind on scooters. to document the first One girl, barely 17 Mount Everest expedition at the time and dressed featured in National Geoin her traditional white graphic magazine. school clothes called ao Whether Kish dai, presses her index snapped photos on a finger to her lips. With climb last week or jet-set her purse on her lap, she across the world years drives her Honda Cub ago, she gets just as motorcycle one-handed. excited about the images The playful subject of she captured. It’s not nec- Rain Drops. All photos by Dawn Kish Kish’s now famous photo essarily her spot on the likely has no idea the globe that excites her. It’s distance her image has traveled, both physically who and what is in front of her lens. and metaphorically. Kish is a storyteller. She makes a living “That would be good for her to know,” she as a freelance photographer for renowned says quietly. “I would love it if she knew. What publications like Arizona Highways and National sweet, gentle people.” Geographic Traveler, but finds that adventure Kish knows from 25 years of professional and travel play off each other. experience in her craft that this business is On a vacation to Vietnam, Kish snapped a about thinking big and following your dream photo on film. She didn’t know when she brought no matter what. Making it come to fruition, it back she would strip the color, but notes people though, takes some positive influence on the don’t typically see in black and white. The resultuniverse—and a ton of hard work. ing depth adds an air of mystery. The magazine saw it, too, and recently named it one of the 30 best in the 30 years of Traveler‘s history. Kish continued on page 23 12 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 Saigon Scooter. 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We had an earthquake, a crazier than usual Tequila Sunrise (pipe down Grove!), a push and a push back for development in the Grand Canyon, and all kinds of random ups and downs. We also had another fun run of great music, great art and all kinds of revelry. So, without further adieu, here is the Editor’s Choice (with the help of a plucky staff) on this year that is soon to depart us. Please don’t take it too seriously. But trust us ... on the sunscreen. Happy reading, and thanks for another great year, Flagstaff! 14 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 FOOD AND DRINK Flagstaff Resident Most Likely to be a Superhero: Anthony Delagarza Best Place to Bear Witness to Depravity: Homecoming at the Grove (sorry Tequila Best Cashier Ever: Kathleen at the Walgreens on Milton Sunrise) (seriously, go buy some toiletries so you can Favorite Indulgence: The French Cinnamon Roll at Macy’s. say hi). Theatre Guy Who You Just Want to Hug: Drew Purcell Seriously, those things can ruin you. When You Know You Have a Problem: Ordering an extra side of hash browns with your Chilaquiles. Best Way to Drop the Carb Bomb: Field House Chicken & Waffles Best You-Can’t-Just-Drink-One Beverage: Best Overall Hugs: Kalif Durham Best Sweatfest: Man Man at the Green Room Proper Meats + Provisions Most Improved: Tourist Home Urban Market Best Hippie Food: Tepa Burger (formerly the Netzky) Best Local Beer: The one in your hand (yeah, we’re not going Best Meet Behind the Barn Experience: Dustin Lynch at Pepsi Amphitheater Favorite Visiting Redhead: to pick) Best Local Food Goes Big: Rising Hy Hot Sauce Sadest Departure of a Downtown Food Staple: Café Ole LOCAL CHARACTERS Favorite Redhead: Tiffany Sprya Best Elizabeth: Hellstern and Vogler (still a tie, let’s hope one of them has a breakout 2015) Most Flexible: Best Band Poised for World Domination: Enormodome's Tiny Desk Concert Show That Made People Go "Huh, OK": Baths Dragons Best Band That Comes to Flagstaff So Much We Think They’re From Here: Flag Musician and Good Guy We Want to Dead Winter Carpenters (they're from See Take It To the Next Level: Ky Burt Tahoe) Best Sexton: Best Orpheum Show You Better Catch Next Time if You Know What’s Good for You: Martin Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers MUSIC Annex’s Signature Shandy Best Local Meat Experience: Best Use of the Mayor’s Office: Neko Case Most Triumphant Return: Jerusafunk’s December ArtWalk jam at Flag ARTS Sweetest, Sweetest Brass: Youngblood Brass Band Freshest Rhymes to Roll into Town: Coolest Art Venue That Changed The Way We Experienced Art: People Under the Stairs MOCAF (Museum of Contemporary Art— Best Feast for the Eyes and Ears: Innerspace Flagstaff) Neko Case, the redheaded siren, rocked the Orpheum in April. Courtesy photo Brew Best Cosmic Holiday Jam Session: Deadwood at Flag Brew on Winter Solstice Best Band with an Abbreviated Name: Tow’rs Hardest Working Band: Diamond Down String Band Local Band That Keeps on Giving: Voluntary String Band Best Drumming by Out-of-Towners: Logan Kroeber of the Dodos Best Guy From the Valley Who Visited Here and Might Break Wide Open: Dylan Pratt Elizabeth Vogler (middle) and Elizabeth Hellstern (right) are tied for Best Elizabeths again this year. Courtesy photo. Joanie Grant Favorite Facebook Rebel Rouser: David Mitchell Most Missed: Steve Reynolds Jonathan Netzky holds up a tepary bean that’s at the heart of his Tepa Burger. Photo by Taylor Mahoney Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 15 Most Creatively Disturbing Memorial in Best Short Film by a Local That Saw Its Death: way from Flag to Los Angeles: Tina Mion’s “Spectacular Death Spoons” in Ben Cornelius’ Sodium Memento Mori at Coconino Center for the Arts Best Adaptation of a Flagstaff-born Best Mix of Poems and Beer: Barley Rhymes Author’s Novel into a Television Series: Diana Gabaldon’s Outlander Best Mix of Poems and Wine: The Poet’s Den at Wine Loft Best Three-Way Artist Blowout: Shonto Begay, Bruce Aiken and Ed Mell at Best Performance You Might Have Missed: the NAU Artist and Muse Lecture John “J.T.” Tannous in the Northern Arizona Playwriting Showcase’s Sports Psychology. Best New Massive Piece of Art to Grace a Wall: Sky Black and the Mural Mice’s Sound of Best Portrayal of a Flight Attendant in a Stage Show: Flight mural on the Orpheum Theater Best Reminder That the Night Is Pretty Gill Green, Jessalyn Carpino and Amber Darn Awesome: Stonebraker in Boeing, Boeing (it's a tie) Best Performance After Having Major Eye Nightvisions V Exhibit at Coconino for the Arts Surgery: Best “Hey Look, I’ve Got All Your Stuff”: Jaron Druyon in Boeing, Boeing Best Step-In Performance with Almost No NAU’s Cline Library Special Collections’ acquisition of Flag photog John Running’s Rehearsal Time: life work (more than 100,000 images!) Nick Rabe, filling in for Jaron in Boeing, Boeing. Man Man, sweatiest show of the year. Voluntary String Band is the band that keeps on giving. Photo by Egan Green Most Prolific Playwright: Maia DellaCascata Best Elf: Scotty Ballou as Crumpet the Christmas elf Best Play To Remind You That Your Marriage or Partnership Is Not So Bad: God of Carnage Best Example of Being a Showbiz Pro: David Sedaris who performed flawlessly at Ardrey Auditorium with a sinus infection Best Chance to Strut Your NPR Groupie Status: Ira Glass at Ardrey Auditorioum Best Movie to Make You Leery of Glow Sticks and Comets: James Ward Byrkit's Coherence Steve Reynolds will be our most missed local who passed this year. Courtesy photo 16 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 LOCAL CULTURE AND LOCAL NEWS Most Action Flagstaff Collectively Saw In Bed: The 4.7 magnitude earthquake at 10:57 p.m. on Sun, Nov. 30 Natural Disaster That Had Us Totally Freaked Out: Slide Fire Cruelest Mistreatment of Local Wildlife: The chump who shot a blow dart into a duck’s neck at Frances Short Pond Worst Idea of the Year: The prosed development of a Grand Canyon tramway and resort at the Confluence Thing That Restored Our Faith in the World: The lone Gray Wolf that was discovered roaming near the North Rim. Wackiest Place to Park a Car: Inside Red Curry Vegan Kitchen Best Dance Troupe That You Wish You Could Be a Part, But, Really, You Couldn’t Work That Jaguar Costume: Aztec Fire Dancers who performed at Celebraciones at the Museum of Northern Arizona Best Two-wheeled Vehicle Parade of Awesome: Two-Stroke Tuesday with the Dirty Sachs Moped Collective Biggest Corporate Takeover: Goodbye New Frontiers, hello Whole Foods Biggest Scottsdalification of Flagstaff: Aspen Place at the Sawmill Best Delicious Irony: Location of former strip club becomes a meat shop Best Place to Get Wind Up the Kilt: Arizona Highland Celtic Festival NATIONAL CULTURE AND BEYOND The Man Who Could Save Us From Anything: U.S Goalie Tim Howard (check out the memes) Thing That Reminded Us that Science Is So Freaking Cool: The Rosetta Spacecraft landing a robot probe on a comet. Seriously, on a comet! Favorite Thaw: U.S./Cuba relations. Time to create our Biggest, Saddest Loss: Philip Seymour Hoffman favorite scenes from Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. Funniest Faux Pas in Arizona: Other Biggest, Saddest Loss: Robin Williams Al Melvin getting torn to shreds on Anderson Cooper 360 for his remarks on SB Could It Get Any Sadder?: Pete Seeger, Joe Cocker, Maya Angelou, Jan 1062. Weirdest Hollywood Moment: Hooks, Joan Rivers, Lauren Bacall, James Garner, Johnny Winter, Martin Litton and Harold Ramis all died this year. What gives, 2014? Best Ebola Joke: When they pulled The Interview from theaters over threats from who? A hacker? Or North Korea? Someone. You got Pyongyanged! Best Sendoff: Well, you probably won’t get it Thing We Never Really Fully Understood Why It Was Happening But We Did It Anyway: The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Best Anti-Example of the Stereotypical Pothead: The Colbert Report That Moment We Realized We Were All Just a Bunch of Nerds: The release of the trailer for the new Star Wars film. Best Batch: The Cumberbatch The roll-out and smashing success of Colorado’s marijuana program which has earned the state tens of millions of dollars in tax revenue. Best Video That Went Viral: Tiny Hamsters Eating Tiny Burritos. Watch it, and nothing else matters, really. Diamond Down String Band, the hardest working band in local showbiz. Courtesy photo The Aztec Fire Dancers were at Celebraciones. You could not rock the jaguar costume like this. Courtesy photo. Claire, you sultry thing. Outlander by Flagstaff-born author Diana Gabaldon gets the TV series treatment. Diamond Down String Band, the hardest working band in local showbiz. Courtesy. Tina Mion’s "Spectacular Death Spoons" Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 17 MUSIC By WILLIE CROSS Vibewaves Top 10 albums of 2014 to stun the ears 9 Dry the River Alarms in the Heart Wielding poetic lyrics as their secret weapon and charging rock guitars as their shield, Dry the River plow through youth, religion and sex on Alarms in the Heart. Right out of the gates the album exposes its heart, with singer Peter Liddle confessing, “Our dialogue ended long before I intended, I had to let go.” The band is more cohesive on their second record, and the yield is an album that gently prods at the heart of the human experience. Alarms in the Heart is a rare occurrence in modern rock music: a well rounded and thorough album that has all elements in nearperfect harmony. 10 Sunwølf Beholden to Nothing and No One On Beholden to Nothing And No One, Sunwølf, hailing from the United Kingdom, manage to do away with all conventions of the heavy metal album. Purely by definition the group is a doom metal outfit, but throughout the nearly hour and a half run of Beholden the group creates an altogether compelling and terrifying album using much more than the conventional doom metal approach. Some tracks hardly contain any tangible instrumentation and are meant to simply add to the ambiance. It is a purely bleak and atmospheric listening experience. 8 Young Statues The Flatlands Are Your Friend Sometimes the hardest things to define are the most familiar. On Young Statues’ second record, The Flatlands Are Your Friend, the band melds all manner of influence into a refreshing dose of indie rock. The album floats by with ease, but the infectiousness and synth flourishes slip the music beneath one’s skin. More listens reveal deeper and more complex layers of emotion, self discovery and hard-fought progression through the last days of youth. Flatlands balances moments of arena rock and soul-baring minimalism to create a compelling collection of music. 18 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 7 5 6 4 The Antlers Familiars As a group that often professes their own meditative method of going about life, the Antlers’ Familiars only adds to their slow-moving and affecting catalog of music. While Familiars marks a gentle shift in the band’s style of music, the progression comes off as natural and refreshing. Each song is a lengthy progression through jazz-inspired drums, plucked guitars and flourishes of horns. Lead vocalist Peter Silberman’s voice ushers the listener through nearly an hour of slow-moving, contemplative indie rock introspection. FKA twigs LP1 FKA twigs’ journey from backup dancer to R&B trailblazer aside, her debut full length LP1 is an addicting trip of entirely unique progressive music. In a year that featured numerous progressive genre efforts from artists such as Perfume Genius and How To Dress Well, twigs managed to produce the most pervasive and compelling work. The innocence behind her voice is betrayed by the lyrical content and the typically dark, choppy R&B beats. The handful of fantastic music video accompaniments to the album only add to the argument that FKA is a new R&B force to be reckoned with. This Will Destroy You Another Language For all of This Will Destroy You’s stylistic shifts over the years, Another Language is the inevitable opus of all these phases so far in their career. From their first two movie soundtrack-ready records to the ceaselessly bleak Tunnel Blanket (2011), the band hinted at some consistencies in their sound but persisted to betray expectations. All of these undercurrents find a home on Another Language, an all-around immersive post-rock experience. The album is at times sparse and expansive, then massive and monumental. It is just as suited for long drives through the desert as it is a companion to an introspective night next to a fireplace. Yob Clearing The Path To Ascend If 2013 was a year for the black metal fan, 2014 was a year for doom metal fans. Yob’s Clearing The Path To Ascend was one of the best releases from the genre this year, exhibiting a crushing heaviness and nuance of all the best the genre has to offer. There is a weariness behind the cacophony of instruments, characterized by vocalist and guitarist Mike Scheidt. While Yob’s previous releases opted to pummel the listener into oblivion, Clearing The Path To Ascend gently ushers them towards that dark night. It is a ceaselessly bleak record that manages to be humble and profound at the same time. MUSIC $8 GROWl ER WED NESDA YS TAPROOM OPEN: WED, THURS, FRI 4-9PM & SAT & SUN 2-7PM 4366 E. Huntington Drive Flagstaff, AZ 86004 www.HISTORICBREWINGCOMPANY.com 3 The Hotelier Home, Like Noplace Is There The “emo revival” may or may not be an actual thing, but the fact that the Hotelier released Home, Like Noplace Is There in 2014 is something remarkable on its own. The album sounds as if it was plucked straight from the heyday of me in the mid-’90’s. The emotional lyrics, the strummed guitars, the growing pains and hints of fading youth—it’s all there. Labeling the record “emo” doesn’t stand for much, but it’s a befitting title. If anything, the record is just as, if not more, affecting than the emotional rock of yesteryear. 1 2 Hundred Waters The Moon Rang Like A Bell For all of the banal music that has come out of the surge in popularity of electronic music, there are some bands that manage to create something completely fresh within the genre. Hundred Waters exemplified that perfectly on The Moon Rang Like A Bell. The album’s progression moves from one rapturous soundscape to another, each with its own intrigue. The members approached much of the album’s instrumentation digitally, and the result is an infectious and foreign landscape of sound. Vocalist Nicole Miglis adds the perfect touch of humanity to the record, creating an otherworldly but familiar appeal to the mysterious beauty. Behemoth The Satanist I do what I believe to be a very modest thing when writing these reviews. I put on no wares of being superior, nor more informed about music than anyone else; I simply seek to spread the word about great music. And when it comes to Behemoth’s The Satanist, my favorite record of 2014, I cannot say enough. It is very rare that a metal album such as this comes along. Beyond having superior production, songwriting and instrumentation, The Satanist acts as a magnum opus of over 20 years of Behemoth. Behemoth’s main member and songwriter Nergal battled off leukemia in early 2010. The Satanist is his celebration of life, as well as an evil but romantic and passionate ode to the Left Hand Path. The album enfolds the listener in a ceaseless maelstrom of death and black metal, with Nergal’s perfectly executed vocals spouting vitriol to mankind and praise to the dark one. I say, with no pretense or hesitation, that The Satanist is a masterpiece of metal. www.flaglive.com New Years Eve 2014 Appetizers • Lobster Rockefeller • Duck Confit Flautas • Baklava Baked Brie Soup or Salad • Roasted Tomato and Sharp Cheddar Gnocchi • Champagne Vinaigrette Salad Entrees • • • • Gilled Filet Mignon Seared Muscovy Duck Breast Seared Sea Scallops Australian Walnut Encrusted Rack of Lamb • Quinoa Tamale 75 $ .00 Per Person Plus Tax and Gratuity Desserts • Chocolate Mousse Trio • Three Berry Napoleon 503 North Humphreys Street (928) 779-3400 Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 19 REARVIEW Stout opposition Time for a trust-busting beer bust O K, that’s it—no more Mr. Nice Guy from me. The avarice of corporate power has now turned personal. It’s about beer, the nourishing nectar of a civilized society. Since my teen years, I’ve done extensive and intensive consumer research on the brewer’s art, from the full array of ales to the most substantial of stouts. I weathered the depressing era when Budweiser, Miller and a couple of other nationalizers of bland beer drove a diversity of livelier regional brands out of business. But then, I rejoiced in the last decade or so as a flowering of craft and micro brews has spread from city to city, creating an abundance of real gusto and local flavor from coast to coast. But beware, ye who love local beer—do not just sit on your duffs, doing 12-ounce elbow bends, for here come the Big Brew Bastards again, bigger and more menacing than ever. In fact, they’ve gone global, wielding their predatory marketing clout and political muscle to rule Beer World once and for all. SABMiller, now a South African conglomerate, is trying to take over Heineken, the world’s third largest beermaker. But Anheuser-Busch, now By Jim Hightower owned by a Belgian-Brazilian monopolist called InBev, is trying to buy SAB Miller, creating a single beer behemoth that would control a third of all beer sales in the world. In our USofA, the monopolization is worse, with InBev and SABMiller effectively controlling three-fourths of our beer market. If InBev swallows SABMiller, we’re looking at higher prices, lower quality and fewer choices. Meanwhile, the red-white-and-blue icon of American beer—Pabst Blue Ribbon—which dates back to 1844 and itself is a merged conglomerate that owns Colt 45, Old Milwaukee and Schlitz, is being bought by a Russian brewer. Where is Teddy Roosevelt and his trust-busters when we really need them? Jim Hightower is a best-selling author, radio commentator, nationally syndicated columnist and editor of The Hightower Lowdown, a populist political newsletter. He has spent the past four decades battling the Powers That Be on behalf of the Powers that ought-to-be: consumers, working families, small businesses, environmentalists and just-plainfolks. For more of his work, visit www. jimhightower.com. We got more chemistry than Bing Crosby and David Bowie singing “Little Drummer Boy/Peace on Earth” on Bing Crosby’s ‘77 Merrie Olde Christmas special. Celebrating awkward holiday moments since 1994. 20 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 REARVIEW Bartender Wisdom Good fortune all around T he other night I was working the door at the pub. Being relatively early in the evening, I was mainly clearing a few dishes and saying hello as folks came and went. With the university on winter break, there weren’t many folks who looked in their early 20s. One gentleman who walked in for a lone pint of English bitter was Dr. Loren Reser, a now retired Shakespeare professor from Northern Arizona University. It was 25 years ago that Dr. Reser gave me one of the best holiday gifts I’d ever received. Dr. Reser was the best professor I’d never taken a course from, and he was the reason I didn’t drop out of school during the winter break of 1989. I’d come to NAU in the fall of that year. Eighteen years old, I’d had notions of playing some football, but a fortunate back injury allowed me to reconsider that vision (and my fundamental lack of talent made me choose a much more reasonable route). That route of reason turned out to be poetry, poetry and literature. I’d always loved to write comics, short stories and dug my lit classes in high school. I figured I’d study those topics and pick up a teaching degree. I also had a four-year tuition waiver and the need to get the degree knocked out while it was on the house. My first semester went well, so I took the PPST (a silly exam needed in order to enter the college of education). When I received my results, I took them and a copy of my transcripts to the professor who oversaw the program. When I say took them to I mean literally, in the late ’80s we brought forms with stamps and signatures from office to office. My forms had 100 percent on the PPST and a 4.0 GPA with the titles of my coursework. My signatures and stampers were in order. The gatekeeper in that English Ed office didn’t much care, however. She glanced at the forms, and without looking me in the eyes or my general direction, told me I’d taken all the wrong courses. I’d need four-anda-half more years to graduate. And she added to take the PPST before I should talk to her. I pointed to the form with the results on her desk, and then began to speak. She waved her hand at me and began to raise her voice. With that I got up and walked out, her words in my exiting ears. Over the crunching ice, I walked home to my dorm roommate, David Lowe, a man who would over the next decade become the youngest marketing director in PBS history, and then the youngest PBS president in its history; but, at that time was another 18-year-old who loved to read. I told him my story and that I’d be packing up, leaving, seeing if I could get my job at the By James Jay plastics factory back. Once the tuition waiver was up, I’d be dead in the water. I couldn’t afford an extra year, and there’s no point in sitting in college not getting a degree (it wasn’t like there was a draft on). Dave looked up from his book of Donne sonnets, “Go see my Shakespeare professor, Dr. Reser. He does advising. He’s brilliant.” Just do the straight English degree, was what he suggested. I took my ever-tattering forms back out. It beat walking back through the warehouse doors into regrind, assembly, the shipping docks. As I entered the first-floor narrow corridor to Dr. Reser’s office, I could smell pipe smoke. On his door I saw a typed up paper with the title What Can I Do with an English Major? Hundreds of job titles filled the page: teacher, copy editor, state senator, marketing manager, astronaut. All these occupations were what Dr. Reser’s students had gone on to do in real life. I knocked. Dr. Reser would answer, shake my hand, look me in the eye, examine my forms, ask me questions. He told me that he didn’t see any problem getting done in three-and-a-half years. He became the foreman of my degree, and I never did go back to the plastics factory. Later, I would find out (as I kept in touch with Dr. Reser and became friends) that he took great pride in making sure his students graduated, and great pride in giving them the gifts of an English degree: the ability to write, to read, to think critically, analytically, and for the love of language. On that now retired typed up piece of paper on Dr. Reser’s door, I could figuratively add the title “bar owner,” for a bit of practical encouragement that this degree will somehow lead to a means by which to pay the bills. But really I’d be more proud of the economically challenged title of poet. Without Dr. Reser I’d have left the gift of language unopened. A quarter century later on a winter night I find this professor walking through my pub door and am given the opportunity to say thank you. Good fortune all around. So, Dr. Reser, thank you. The next pint’s on me. Slainte. For more than 20 years, James Jay has worked in the bar business from dishwasher, bouncer, bartender, bar manager to pub owner. He is the author of two critically acclaimed books of poetry and his poems have been selected for the New Poets of the American West anthology. Northern Arizona’s Daily Event Listings DEC. 25–31, 2014 VARIOUS EVENTS | THU 12.25 MUSIC EVENTS | THU 12.25 Beaver Street Gallery: Opening reception for the gallery’s fourth Winter Showcase. Featuring art you may have missed. Runs through Feb. 27 in the Alpha and Delta spaces. Gallery hours are Mon-Fri, 11 a.m.5 p.m. and by appt. 28 S. Beaver. 214-0408 Circus Arts Studio: Pole, silks, trapeze, lyra (hoops) and hula hoop six week sessions from Nov. 3 through Dec. 21. Session classes are once per week. Most sessions are drop-in friendly. $110 for a six week session or $20 drop in. For a full schedule or to sign up, visit www.flagstaffaerial.org. 401 W. Santa Fe, Ste. #2 W. 560-9485 Criollo Latin Kitchen: Photography of photojournalist Dan Budnik chronicling the Civil Rights Movement. Through December 31. 16 N. San Francisco. 774-0541 Downtown Flagstaff: Flagstaff Eats. Walking food tours in downtown Flag. Two-and-a-half hours of walking and sampling food from seven different restaurants. Tours offered every weekend Thursday through Sunday. $40 per person. Sign up on www.flagstaffeats.com. 213-9233 Flagstaff Federated Community Church: Continuing Taoist tai chi. Every Thursday. 5:307:30p.m. [email protected]. 400 W Aspen. 288-2207 Flagstaff Federated Community Church: Weekly Mindfulness Meditation every Thursday. Room 24 upstairs. 6:30 p.m. instruction, 7-8:30 p.m. sitting and walking meditation. 8:30 p.m. discussion. Come and go anytime. Free and open to all. 400 W. Aspen. 774-7383 Grand Canyon Dinner Theatre and Steakhouse: Nightly performances. www.grandcanyondinnertheatre.com. 7 p.m. Tusayan. (928) 638-0333 Lumberyard Brewing Co.: Trivia night. Sign up begins at 7 p.m. Seating at 9 p.m. and the game starts at 9:30 p.m. Grand Prize is $30 off tab. Free. 10 p.m. 5 S. San Francisco. 779-2739 Museum of Northern Arizona: Exhibit: Dialogue with Beaty. Artwork by Scotty Mitchell. Through February 15. Museum hours are Mon-Sat, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. and Sunday, noon5 p.m. General admission to the Museum is $10 for adults, $9 for seniors, $7 for students, $6 for youth while children 10 and under are free. 3101 N. Ft. Valley Road. 774-5213 Red Rock State Park: Guided nature walk at 10 a.m. Guest speaker or a ranger/naturalist gives a 45-minute talk at 2 p.m. Park is open 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $10 per vehicle. 4050 Lower Red Rock Loop. Sedona. (928) 282-6907 Simply Spiritual Healing: Thursday night meditation. Every Thursday. 6-7 p.m. $20. All are invited. 105 E. Birch. 779-6322 West of the Moon Gallery: Featuring the work of George Averbeck, Shonto Begay, Carol Benally, Dave Edwards, Robin Cadigan, Holly Gramm, Joni Pevarnik and many more. 14 N. San Francisco. 774-0465 Merry Christmas! VARIOUS EVENTS | FRI 12.26 Flagstaff Elk’s Lodge: Weekly all-you-can-eat Fish Fry. Fish fry begins at 6 p.m. and bingo starts at 7 p.m. $10. Must be 18 or older to participate in bingo. All proceeds benefit Elks Children Charities. Every Friday. 2101 N. San Francisco. 774-6271 Joe C. Montoya Community and Senior Center: Taoist tai chi. Every Friday. 9-10:30 a.m. flagstaff. [email protected]. 245 N. Thorpe. 288-2207 Mary D. Fisher Theatre: Film screening: Mr. Kaplan. (4 p.m. Fri and Sat; 7 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) Happy Valley. (7 p.m. Fri and Sat; 4 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) $12, $9 for Sedona Film Fest members. 2030 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-1177 MUSIC EVENTS | FRI 12.26 Altitudes Bar and Grill: Flat Fives. 7-10 p.m. 2 S. Beaver. 214-8218 The Green Room: Kings of the Jungle present Wreck the Hallz. Featuring DJs Kip Killagain, Cool Handz Luke, Demetre Baca and Skoolboy 8 p.m. Free. N. Agassiz. 226-8669 Main Stage Theater: Second annual Danny Rhodes Blues Summit. 6 p.m. Free. 1 S. Main St. Cottonwood. (928) 202-3460 Mia’s Lounge: The Sundowners with Human BC, and “Beatfeat”. Rock. 9 p.m. 26 S. San Francisco. 774-3315 Oak Creek Brewing Co.: The Sweeten Element. 8 p.m. Free. 2050 Yavapai Drive. Sedona. (928) 204-1300 Rene at Tlaquepaque: Linda Sandoval. Jazz singer and pianist. 5:30-9 p.m. 336 State Rte. 179. #B118. Sedona. (928) 282-9225 The Spirit Room: Afternoons with Moon Dog. 1 p.m. Free. Mountain Stranded Time. 8 p.m. Free. 166 Main St. Jerome. (928) 634-8809 VARIOUS EVENTS | SAT 12.27 Flagstaff Recreation Center: Zumba class. Every Saturday at 10:30 a.m. $5. 2403 N. Izabel. 779-1468 Galaxy Diner: Swing Dance Club every Saturday. Lessons from 7-10 p.m. Free. 931 E. Historic Rte. 66. 774-2466 James Cullen Park: Continuing Taoist tai chi. Every Saturday 9-10:30 a.m. [email protected]. Bonito/Hopi and Apache. 288-2207 Mary D. Fisher Theatre: Film screening: Mr. Kaplan. (4 p.m. Sat; 7 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) Happy Valley. (7 p.m. Sat; 4 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) $12, $9 for Sedona Film Fest members. 2030 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-1177 Murdoch Community Center: Zumba class. Every Saturday at 9 p.m. $5. 203 E. Brannen. 226-7566 Pulse continued on page 23 Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 21 REARVIEW The Write Now The love in the details A t the beginning of the month we launched 10th call for entries for our monthly Flag Live writing contest, The Write Now. This time around we received only a few (we blame the holidays), but nonetheless a solid few. The contest was once again blind-judged by Flagstaff author Mary Sojourner, who also gave us this prompt for writers to follow: “We waited. Orion fell toward the horizon. And there was light where there had never been light before.” This month’s winner comes in from Lyn L. Johnson, her second win and last month’s winner. Of this month’s submission from Johnson, Sojourner writes: “The pacing, the love in the details, the under-statement, the movie-like unfolding: I was right there. This is a beautiful and tender piece of writing.” For newcomers to The Write Now, we’ll have our next prompt next week (the first issue of every month). Typically submissions should be received no later than 5 p.m. the following Friday, but January happens to be a five week month, so we thought it a good idea to extend the deadline a week (Jan. 16 for our next round). Keep the good words coming. And good luck! READ 22 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 We waited. Orion fell toward the horizon. And there was light where there had never been light before. Or at least not as far as the young partiers—sand in their toes and hair, Bud Lights in their hands—had ever known. The glow of a day at the beach had faded with the sunset into sunburn and headaches. The campfire had melted down to the final ember, the last of the hamburgers had been wolfed down, the last of the marshmallows sucked off sticky fingers. If there was going to be a light show, as they’d been promised, where were the fireworks? They milled around in groups of three and four, antsy, getting chilled, trying to decide if the party was over, adult enough now to want not to be rude. My husband shifted in his lawn chair and leaned in to whisper in my ear, “Just in the nick of time.” The orange sliver had appeared on the horizon, where the lake’s black water was still and retained an inky navy blue color. The orange sliver swelled into a half circle, grew and rose as if in triumph, spreading at the edges, mirrored in the water. When the orange turned to silver later, the darkness would fade again, and as if by magic we would see colors in the middle of the night. “Whoa!” The familiar voice behind us, dulled by beer and probably a few unauthorized shots, had an unmistakable quality of awe. “Is that the moon? Dude, check it out.” He was turning in circles now, pointing toward the beach and shouting to his friends. “That’s the full moon rising! Check it out! I lived here my whole life and I never seen that!” He plopped down next to me in the sand, took a long swig and blew out a beery breath of amazement. I tousled his curly head. I’d known him since he was in kindergarten; so much about him had never changed. By twos and threes they quietly took up places on blankets and benches, crossing legs beneath themselves, popping up hoodies to stay warm, leaning into each other to watch the lunar show unfold. There were a few sarcastic “oohs” and “aahs” from disappointed fireworks fans, but mostly there was a hushed reverence now. No one was thinking of leaving just yet. Our son sauntered over and clinked beer bottles with his dad. “Thanks for the party,” he said. “It was a great homecoming. And by the way Mom—nice special effects.” He knew I was deeply content in this moment and he knew I shared this beauty as if it were mine to give away. He knew I would do a ritual in the water later, believing in the power there. And I knew he thought I was eccentric if not downright crazy. But tonight, in moonlight once described as serious, it was OK. “Hey,” my young friend sitting in the sand shouted. “Can you turn that music down? I’m trying to watch the moon rise here.” — Submitted by Lyn. L. Johnson Our Round 10 The Write Now Winner ARTS Pulse continued from page 21 Various Events | Sat 12.27 Diana Baby Sue White Dove Uqualla. Kish continued from page 12 As a little girl, she would flip through her mother’s collection of National Geographic magazines, their iconic yellow spines lined up across an entire bookcase. She didn’t know then the affect those pages would have on her life so many years later. “I still look at those things like, ‘Wow!’ What inertia that had, I mean, it’s still in me,” she says. “Those stories I saw so long ago— that’s what I do now. I tell stories.” Kish tells the tales of people, cultures and landscapes spaced all over the world in splitsecond frames. Sometimes work stems from her travels. When her Saigon photo was published in 2002, she says she wouldn’t settle for anything other than, “Yes,” from NGT. Luck also plays a role. Kish vividly remembers scaling the daunting rock face of Yosemite’s El Capitan, and traversing the “Earth’s belly” a week later. That Arizona Highways piece brought her to Havasu Falls where she met Diana Baby Sue White Dove Uqualla, a medicine woman of the People of the Blue-Green Water—the Havasupai. “She opened herself up to us,” Kish says. “She just let us come in and she taught us how blessings were made and she blessed the editor that day. She sang songs and burned some Juniper. She had a drum she would play. It was just magic. My job is very magical sometimes.” Still, Kish had one photo in mind, but says Uqualla had a hard time walking even around her house—there was no way she would make it three miles to the Falls. She needed her by the blue-green water. “She says, ‘I can go there,’” Kish recalls. “I’m looking at her. ‘Well, how’re you gonna do that?’ She was like, ‘I will take the golf cart.’” Kish laughs, but she got her photo and Uqualla loved the story and images so much, she extended the team an open invitation. “I would rather be a storyteller, documentary-style—that’s where my creativity kind of flows, is telling those stories and how to visualize it and still be creative in those moments,” Kish says. To keep up with the business, Kish has been exploring the world of video while keeping her “eye.” She’s spent time documenting teenaged pallbearers in Kentucky and the people of the Navajo Nation in Arizona. The first results couple stunning images with incredibly moving stories. She says video is a different beast than photo—but she’s doing it and having fun. Kish’s late mentor and Flagstaff photographer, Sue Bennett, taught her: Be stubborn, promote yourself and think big. She adds, “If you think big, you can go big.” Learn more about Dawn Kish and explore her images at www.dawnkishphotography. com. DEC. 25–31, 2014 Red Rock State Park: Saturday and Wednesday daily bird walks. 7 a.m. Park is open 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $10 per vehicle. 4050 Lower Red Rock Loop. Sedona. (928) 282-6907 The Wine Loft: Poet’s Den. New bi-weekly poetry and literary night. Hosted by Molly Wood. Featuring the collective works of T.S. Eliot. Sign-up at 7:30 p.m. followed by readings of the featured poet and an open mic. Every second and fourth Sunday of the month. 17 N. San Francisco. 773-9463 Music Events | Sat 12.27 Music Events | Sun 12.28 Altitudes Bar and Grill: Zona and Jr. 7-10 p.m. 2 S. Beaver. 214-8218 Hops on Birch: The Regrettables. 9 p.m. Free. 22 E. Birch Ave. 774-4011 Main Stage Theater: Sedona Pride Dance Party with DJ Ecks. 9 p.m. Free. 1 S. Main St. Cottonwood. (928) 202-3460 The Museum Club: ReWired. Classic rock. 9 p.m. $5. 3404 E. Rte. 66. 526-9434 Oak Creek Brewing Co.: Brandon Decker. 3-6 p.m. Free. Open mic. 9 p.m. 2050 Yavapai Drive. Sedona. (928) 204-1300 The Spirit Room: Llory McDonald and Combo Deluxe. 2 p.m. Free. Mojo Farmers. 9 p.m. Free. 166 Main St. Jerome. (928) 634-8809 1899 Bar and Grill: Vincent Z. Acoustic world music. Every Sunday. 6:30-8:30 p.m. 307 W. Dupont. 523-1899 Main Stage Theater: Karaoke Sundays. 8 p.m. Free. 1 S. Main St. Cottonwood. (928) 202-3460 Rene at Tlaquepaque: Linda Sandoval. Jazz singer and pianist. 5:30-830 p.m. 336 State Rte. 179. #B118. Sedona. (928) 282-9225 The Spirit Room: Llory McDonald and Combo Deluxe. 2 p.m. Free. 166 Main St. Jerome. (928) 634-8809 Various Events | Sun 12.28 Canyon Dance Academy: Flag Freemotion. Conscious movement / freestyle dance. Moving meditation to dance-able music. No experience required. Everyone over 13 is welcome. First time free. Every Sunday. 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. 2812 N. Izabel. 225-1845 Canyon Dance Academy: Flag Freemotion. Ballroom dance lessons and dancing every Sunday. Learn social and ballroom dancing. 5-7 p.m. No partner needed. $8, $5 for students. 853-6284. 2812 N. Izabel. 814-0157 Historic Brewing Co.: Banjos, bikes and beer. Open mic every Sunday from 3-6 p.m. $3 pints for those who participate or ride in on a bike. Brewery is open from 2-7 p.m. 4366 E. Huntington Drive. 707-0900 Mary D. Fisher Theatre: Film screening: Happy Valley. (4 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) Mr. Kaplan. (7 p.m. Sun, Mon and Tue.) $12, $9 for Sedona Film Fest members. 2030 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-1177 State Bar: Texas Hold ’em and Zombies. Play poker, battle the undead, win prizes. Every Sunday. 6-9 p.m. Free. 10 E. Rte. 66. 226-1282 Tranzend Studio: Flagstaff Latin Dance Collective. Lessons: beginner and all level fundamentals, technique and musicality. 7 p.m. Open dancing in main room with salsa, bachata, merengue and cha cha; side room with zouk and kizomba until 10 p.m. Every Sunday. $8 drop-in, $5 for students. 417 W. Santa Fe. 814-2650 Various Events | Mon 12.29 Charly’s Pub & Grill: Game night. 23 N. Leroux. 774-2731 Episcopal Church of the Epiphany: Taoist tai chi. Every Monday. 10:30 a.m.noon. [email protected]. 423 N Beaver. 288-2207 Flagstaff Recreation Center: Zumba class. Every Monday. 6 p.m. $5. 2403 N. Izabel. 779-1468 The Green Room: Weekly trivia night hosted by Martina. Every Monday. 6:30-8 p.m. Free. 15 N. Agassiz. 226-8669 Human Nature Dance Theatre and Studio: Tango classes. Fundamentals: 6-6:30 p.m. $5. Figures and Techniques: 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10. (Both classes for dancers having completed a beginner dance series). Practica: 7:30-9 p.m. Practica included in price of class. 4 W. Phoenix. 773-0750 Mary D. Fisher Theatre: Film screening: Happy Valley. (4 p.m. Mon and Tue.) Mr. Kaplan. (7 p.m. Mon and Tue.) $12, $9 for Sedona Film Fest members. 2030 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-1177 The Museum Club: Poker and blackjack night. Every Monday. 7 p.m. 3404 E. Rte. 66. 526-9434 Sacred Mountain Fighting and Healing Arts: Self defense class. Every Monday. 6-7 p.m. $10. 202 S. San Francisco. 864-8707 Music Events | Mon 12.29 Firecreek Coffee Co.: The Mysterious Babies. Hybrid jazz collective. Every Monday. 6-7:30 p.m. Free. All-ages. 22 E. Rte. 66. 774-2266 Hops on Birch: Open mic night. Every Monday. 8 p.m. sign-up. 22 E. Birch. 774-4011 Pulse continued on page 24 Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 23 Pulse continued from page 23 DEC. 25–31, 2014 Music Events | Mon 12.29 VARIOUS Events | WED 12.31 Olde Sedona Bar and Grill: Jam session/open mic every Monday. 9 p.m. 1405 W. Hwy. 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-5670 Rene at Tlaquepaque: Rick Cyge. Guitarist. 6-9 p.m. 336 State Rte. 179. #B118. Sedona. (928) 282-9225 Firecreek Coffee Co.: Speak Up: Bridging the gap between local people and local politics. Forum for Flag residents to connect with local politics. 5 p.m. Free. 22 E. Rte. 66. 774-2266 Hops on Birch: Trivia night. 8 p.m. Free. 22 E. Birch. 774-4011 Jim’s Total Body Fitness: Flagstaff Latin Dance Collective. Salsa dance fundamentals. 7-8 p.m. $10 drop in. Every Thursday. 2150 N. 4th St. 814-2650 Mary D. Fisher Theatre: Film screening: Happy Valley. 4 p.m. Mr. Kaplan. 7 p.m. $12, $9 for Sedona Film Fest members. 2030 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-1177 The Museum Club: Line dance lessons. Every Tuesday. 6-7 p.m. $3. 3404 E. Rte. 66. 526-9434 Ponderosa High School: Beginner Taoist tai chi. Every Tuesday 5:30-7 p.m. Followed by continuing Taoist tai chi. Every Tuesday. 7-8:30 p.m. [email protected]. 2384 N. Steves. 288-2207 Taala Hooghan Infoshop: Dharma Punx meditation group every Tuesday. 8:15 p.m. 1700 N. 2nd St. www.taalahooghan.org Temple of the Divine Mother: Unplug and Recharge Meditation: Come join us to unplug from stress and recharge your being by learning moving, sound, & guided meditation. Every 2nd and 4th Tuesday of the month. Ongoing from 7-8:30 p.m. by donation. Facilitated by Certified Life Coaches Isha Braun and Kira Semanas. Above Sacred Rites at 6 N. San Francisco Center for Indigenous Music and Culture: Flagstaff Latin Dance Collective. Lessons: May dance: zouk. Every Wednesday. 6-7 p.m. $12 drop-in, $10 for students. 213 S. San Francisco. 523-3849 Charly’s Pub & Grill: Team trivia. 7 p.m. 23 N. Leroux. 774-2731 Firecreek Coffee: Poetry slam. Every Wednesday. Signup at 7 p.m., 8 p.m. start. 22 E. Rte. 66. 774-2266 Flagstaff Recreation Center: Zumba class. Every Wednesday. 7 p.m. $5. 2403 N. Izabel. 779-1468 Lumberyard Brewing Co.: Extreme Wednesdays. Showing extreme sports videos. Free. 10 p.m. 5 S. San Francisco. 779-2739 Majerle’s Sports Grill: Trivia night. Every Wednesday. 7 p.m. 102 W. Rte. 66. 774-6463 Murdoch Community Center: Zumba class. Every Wednesday at 5:30 p.m. $5. 203 E. Brannen. 226-7566 The Peaks: Beginning ballroom dance lessons. 7-8:15 p.m. Every Wednesday. Free. No partner needed. Different dance starts each month and builds through the month. Next to the Museum of Northern Arizona. Held in the activity room. Dance calendar at www.flagstaffdance.com. 3150 N. Winding Brook Road. 853-6284 Red Rock State Park: Saturday and Wednesday daily bird walks. 7 a.m. Park is open 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $10 per vehicle. 4050 Lower Red Rock Loop. Sedona. (928) 282-6907 State Bar: Study Hall. Featuring a new Arizona wine maker and brewer, tastings and Q&A every Wednesday. This week: Mudshark Brewery and Pillsbury Winery. Drink and learn. 6-8 p.m. 10 E. Rte. 66. 226-1282 Music Events | Tue 12.30 Music Events | Wed 12.31 Firecreek Coffee Co.: Open mic night. Every Tuesday. Signup at 6:30 p.m., 7 p.m. show. All ages. 22 E. Rte. 66. 774-2266 Golden Goose Café: Rick Cyge. Guitarist. 5-8 p.m. 2545 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-144 The Green Room: Art slam and open mic night. Every Tuesday. 7 p.m. Free. 15 N. Agassiz. 226-8669 Mia’s Lounge: Jazz Jam. 9 p.m. Free. 26 S. San Francisco. 774-3315 Oak Creek Brewing Co.: Drumz and Dance Party. Free. 6:30 p.m. 2050 Yavapai Drive. Sedona. (928) 204-1300 The Spirit Room: Gina Machovina. 8 p.m. Free. 166 Main St. Jerome. (928) 634-8809 Golden Goose Café: Rick Cyge. Guitarist. 5-8 p.m. 2545 W. Hwy 89A. Sedona. (928) 282-144 The Green Room: Soulective. DJs spin funk, dance, hip-hop and EDM. Every Wednesday. 9 p.m. 15 N. Agassiz. 226-8669. The Hive: Stoic. Hardcore punk from Wyoming. Doors open at 7 p.m., show starts at 7:30 p.m. $5 in advance and $6 at the door. All ages. 2 S. Beaver, Ste 190. 864-8675 Mia’s Lounge: Rootical New Year’s Eve with Summit Dub Squad, Kill Babylon Coalition and DJ Soe. Roots, rock and reggae. 9 p.m. Free. 26 S. San Francisco. 774-3315 Various Events | Tue 12.30 To have an event included in the Pulse calendar e-mail [email protected] or mail info to Flagstaff Live, Attn: Pulse Calendar Submissions, 1751 S. Thompson St., Flagstaff, AZ 86001. The deadline is every Friday by 5 p.m. for the following week’s issue. All events are subject to change, subject to editing, and may have to be cut entirely due to limited space in Flag Live. For more info, call 779-1877. 24 flaglive.com | Dec. 25-31, 2014 REARVIEW Christmas Listlessness The original Who-ville police report on the holiday serial burglaries lag Live’s Listlessness is a compiled list by a staff person, contributor F or other affiliates and such. Guest submissions will be duly noted. It can be just about anything, but mostly something cultural around music, movies, books or somesuch. See the headline to know what it is this time. Oh, it figures. After decades of requests and inquiries, the Who-ville police department finally honored our Freedom of Information Act request on all the documents and reporting based on one of the town’s greatest crimes: a series of burglaries that occurred on Christmas Eve and struck every residence in the mountain town. According to reports, the suspect began his string of robberies around 10:45 p.m. on Dec. 24, 1957. Accounts showed that the suspect dressed as Santa Claus. With a smile most unpleasant, the perpetrator stole several items from each home, including: pop guns, bicycles, roller skates, drums, checkerboards, tricycles, popcorn and plums. He used several large bags to conceal and remove the goods. The suspect also stole other food items from the residences, such as Who-pudding, roast beast and Who-hash, according to reports. Before leaving each house, he also took the Christmas tree, eyewitness accounts show. One of the witnesses, Cindy-Lou Who, said the suspect told her he needed to take the tree to repair a light and that his intent was to return the tree. More stolen items from the round of serial burglaries included a log for the fire, plus ribbons, wrappings, tags, tinsel, trimmings and trappings. The investigation showed sled tracks that led out of town to the top of MountCrumpit. It’s likely the suspect went to the tip-top, police contended, to dump it. In an unusual twist in the case, the suspect reportedly returned to town after having some misgivings. Several eyewitnesses watched him return to Who-ville with an entire sleigh of the goods. They noted his attempt to return the stolen items, reports show. To keep him occupied until authorities could arrive, the Whos invited the suspect to have dinner with them. When he himself went to carve the roast beast, Who-ville police stormed the residence and arrested the suspect. They charged 63-year-old Mr. Grinch, Mount Crumpit Cave, with 38 counts of Who-felony aggravated burglary—plus two, impersonating a holiday figure, and also were able to charge him for animal abuse after discovering evidence of him tormenting his dog, Max. He was arraigned and held on $100,000 bail. His public defender, Mr. Brown, explained through all the wonderful sounds he could do that his client filed several unaddressed noise complaints with the Who-ville police department. Calls Grinch made to dispatch noted that his neighbors were dancing with ting-tinglers tied onto their heels. Other reports noted that residents were blowing their blue-toopers and banging their ta-tinkers. Shortly before the crimes were committed, one of Grinch’s calls pleaded for police to investigate why they needed to blow their who-whoopers, bang their gardinkers, beat their drum-dinkers and slam their slew-slumpers at all hours of the day. A second called noted that they beat their flung-floopers and slammed their Whowunkers. Grinch visited the police department to talk about how, late into the evening, his neighbors played noisy games like zoozinger-car-zay, which is actually a roller skate kind of lacrosse and croquet. To celebrate their victories, they reportedly made earsplitting noises galooks on their great big electro-Who-cardio-shnoox. The police never followed up on any of these noise complaints. All of the burglary charges against Grinch were dropped. Think we “nailed” it or totally botched it? Did we forget something? Offend thee? Or are we completely out of our mind. Post any thoughts on our Facebook page: www.facebook.com/flaglive. COmICS Dec. 25-31, 2014 | flaglive.com 25 Christmas B Break reak GET YOUR Y OUR FREE COPY OF THE ARIZONA DAILY SUN WITH A DRINK PURCHASE. Black Friday through Christmas Eve 2211 E 7th Ave. (928) 774-3059 1800 S Milton Rd. 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