Aug 15 - Cascadia Weekly
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Aug 15 - Cascadia Weekly
c a s c a d i a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA 08/08/07 :: 02.32 :: FREE STALLING SPRAWL, P. 8 FUZZ BUZZ, P. 15 CHaLK LOUD AND PROUD: THE NUGE’S AMERICAN DREAM, P. 20 ALICE IN WONDERLAND: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, P. 18 SASQUATCH SEARCH, P. 16 aRt P.19 STATE OF THE UNION: REFLECTIONS ON DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIPS, P. 10 Bedframes Basic Bedframe from $206, Full Solstice Bedframe Single ............. $459 Full .................. 505 2 Queen ............. $530 King ..................598 Chocolate or cherry 119 W. CHESTNUT ST. • BELLINGHAM • 733-4925 • M-SAT 10-6 • SUN 12-5 Tasting Room & Art Gallery 1017 North State Street, Bellingham (between Maple & Laurel streets) Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 www.futondreams.com 360.527.0900 Art by Thomas Wood (2004) Hours: Noon to 6 Tuesday & Wednesday Two to 10 Thursday, Friday & Saturday or by appointment Bring in this ad to get a free shuttle ride to the Fair and free parking with any service work performed 8038 Guide Meridian Lynden, Washington (360) 354-1000 www.pioneerford.net Deming Logging Show Grounds as part of the 7th annual Subdued Stringband Jamboree A glance at what’s happening this week 08.08.07 08.12.07 WEDNESDAY SUNDAY ON STAGE ON STAGE Alice in Wonderland: 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU Twelfth Night: 8pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon MUSIC Festival Vancouver: Through Aug. 19, Vancouver B.C. A FLAG, NUDITY AND A SONG about COMMUNITY Skagit County Fair: Skagit County Fairgrounds, Mount Vernon Wednesday Market: 3-7pm, Fairhaven Village Green “good touch/ bad touch” will likely be part of Canada’s irreverent Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret Aug. 10-11 at the iDiOM Theater 08.09.07 THURSDAY ON STAGE Alice in Wonderland: 2pm and 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU Abridged Shakespeare: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Good, Bad, Ugly: 8pm, Upfront Theatre Measure for Measure: 8pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon COMMUNITY Skagit County Fair: Skagit County Fairgrounds, Mount Vernon 08.10.07 FRIDAY ON STAGE Alice in Wonderland: 2pm and 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU Abridged Shakespeare: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Measure for Measure: 8pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon Anniversary Shows: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre MUSIC Tom Hunter: Noon, Bellingham Public Library Subdued Stringband Jamboree: Deming Logging Show Grounds Summer Meltdown: Whitehorse Mountain Amphitheater, Darrington Davy Jones: 8pm, Silver Reef Casino MUSIC Summer Meltdown: Whitehorse Mountain Amphitheater, Darrington Burnaby Roots and Blues Festival: 3-10pm, Deer Lake Park, Burnaby B.C. Northern Lights Jazz Orchestra: 1:30-3:30pm, Fairhaven Village Green The Prawns: 2pm, Whatcom Museum WORDS Storyfest: Various venues and times, Orcas Island COMMUNITY Corvette Show & Shine: 10am-2pm, Sehome Village Haggen Mt. Baker Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Kendall Elementary School Civil War Reenactment: Hovander Homestead Park, Ferndale VISUAL ARTS MUSIC Matt Audette and Circle of Friends: 6-8pm, Elizabeth Park Cole Anderson: 7:30pm, Lairmont Manor Alice in Wonderland: 2pm and 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU Abridged Shakespeare: 2pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Julius Caesar: 7pm, Vanier Park, Vancouver B.C. Twelfth Night: 2pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon Measure for Measure: 8pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon La Bella Strada: 10am-5pm, downtown Bellingham COMMUNITY Skagit County Fair: Skagit County Fairgrounds, Mount Vernon Logging Show Grounds Summer Meltdown: Whitehorse Mountain Amphitheater, Darrington The Chryslers: 7-9pm, Boulevard Park 08.11.07 SATURDAY ON STAGE Alice in Wonderland: 2pm and 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU Abridged Shakespeare: 7:30pm, Anacortes Community Theatre Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret: 8pm, iDiOM Theater Twelfth Night: 8pm, Edgewater Park, Mount Vernon Anniversary Shows: 7:30pm and 9:30pm, Upfront Theatre DANCE Tango by the Bay: 9-11pm, Squalicum Yacht Club MUSIC Subdued Stringband Jamboree: Deming MONDAY WORDS VISUAL ARTS Bead for Uganda: 7-10pm, Center for Expressive Arts 08.13.07 WORDS Storyfest: Various venues and times, Orcas Island COMMUNITY Skagit County Fair: Skagit County Fairgrounds, Mount Vernon Pancake Breakfast: 8-11am, Bellingham Senior Center Farmers Market: 10am-3pm, Depot Market Square Reefnet Festival: 12-8:30pm, Lummi Island Civil War Reenactment: Hovander Homestead Park, Ferndale Porterhouse Brewfest: 2-7:30pm, downtown Mount Vernon Poetry Night: 8:30pm, Fantasia Espresso COMMUNITY Northwest Washington Fair: NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Bocce Ball: 5pm, Fairhaven Village Green 08.14.07 TUESDAY ON STAGE Alice in Wonderland: 7:30pm, Underground Theatre, WWU The Taming of the Shrew: 8pm, Vanier Park, Vancouver B.C. MUSIC The Special Blend: 6pm, Fairhaven Village Green VISUAL ARTS Chalk ArtFest: 10am-6pm, downtown Bellingham La Bella Strada: 10am-6pm, downtown Bellingham Stone Sculpture Reception: 3:30-8:30pm, Blue Horse Gallery COMMUNITY Northwest Washington Fair: NW Washington Fairgrounds, Lynden Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 DO IT A PICKIN’ PARTY OF MYTHIC PROPORTIONS happens Aug. 10-11 at the Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 EEKLY c.a.s.c.a.d.i.a TO GET YOUR EVENTS LISTED, SEND INFO TO [email protected] 3 Do it 3 |LETTERS Mail 4-5 4-5| Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 Contact THIS ISSUE Editorial Editor & Publisher: Tim Johnson D ext 260 { editor@ cascadiaweekly.com Photo by Marisa Papetti COFFEE TO GO: A tow truck moves the City Blend Espresso shack from its former home at 1330 N. 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Keep letters shorter than 300 words. c a s c a d i 08/08/07 :: 02.32 :: FREE FUZZ BUZZ, P. 15 CHaLK THE NUGE’S AMERICAN DREAM, P. 20 Newspaper Advisory Group: Robert Hall, Seth Murphy, Michael Petryni, David Syre a REPORTING FROM THE HEART OF CASCADIA STALLING SPRAWL, P. 8 LOUD AND PROUD: 4 mail Cascadia Weekly: D 360.647.8200 ALICE IN WONDERLAND: DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE, P. 18 SASQUATCH SEARCH, P. 16 aRt P.19 STATE OF THE UNION: REFLECTIONS ON DOMESTIC PARTNERSHIPS, P. 10 Chalk Art cover photo by Darrell A. Harris FIRE THE SHERIFF We have a right to be disappointed with our local election choices. Our city “leaders” guaranteed disappointment by excluding women and people of color from vacancy appointments for mayor and City Council. Our county “leaders” likewise guaranteed disappointment in the next judicial elections, thanks to its three most recent vacancy appointments, suspiciously timed to avoid open-seat elections. Still, until this week, I was content to read the candidate statements and quietly choose the lesser of all the evil men crowding my ballot. Then I received my “Concerned Christian Citizens” newsletter dedicated to condemning the Nooksack tribe. I question why a “Christian” group would spend its campaign money casting stones at a small tribal business when it could be practicing better vir- tues. But, the contents of this newsletter were more disturbing than its sponsorship. In the lead article, our Sheriff airs a lengthy rant against the Nooksack tribe, with the same tired refrain—the Sheriff’s department cannot afford to police cars from a tribal business with a liquor license. This is disingenuous. Our Sheriff just assigned a full-time deputy to patrol a private, for-profit development with its own liquor establishment. Sudden Valley has no treaty guaranteeing its right to use the land without interference. As far as I know it provides no supplemental funding for the Sheriff’s office; it dumps human excrement in our drinking water, and its cars threaten our road safety. In other words, our Sheriff discriminates in favor of his white business friends, even though they are criminals. And, since his vacancy appointment, he has “welcomed” a gun-toting racist militia group into our county and arranged free rifles for a group promoting homophobia as its official policy. Why not fire the Sheriff after the primary and appoint a well-qualified woman or a person of color to fill the vacancy until the next election? —Bern Haggerty, Bellingham GRITTING IT OUT I attended this weekend’s “Sand in the City” event outside the Bellwether Hotel. When I got there, I was surprised all the sandcastles we were supposed to vote on were more like advertisements for corporations than the fun event we had expected. There was our town’s VECO of “buy a senator fame,” there was the always present Comcast, and a bunch of smaller companies. None of the castles were sponsored or built by families, groups of friends or nonprofit organizations. Even LOUISE IS ‘OUT THERE’ Two things in your Primary Dummy issue stood out to me: 1. You mention the election of leaders. In this republic in which I sit, at the moment, we elect representatives. We don’t elect leaders. The only form of government in which leaders are (truly) elected would be anarchy, my personally preferred form of government. But until we are able to rise to the level of the primitive red peoples that inhabited this continent before our white, yellow, black, brown or blue faces showed up (those green people aren’t here yet, they just envy us for having found wonderful Whatcom County) and embrace anarchy with its even distribution of resources, health care for all, without a need for police state, selection of leadership naturally rising to the fore, we are electing representatives. 2. Louise Bjornson (that’s Miss Magoo to you) in the at-large position is still the best choice at that position because, as you well know, she is everywhere. The at-large person is to represent the entire community “as it is” in the moment. This is the reason the person holding this place is to be elected every two years, not every four. Our community has done “many things wonderful” in the past 20 years, and “many things wretched” as well. We are a seemingly flipflopping bunch sometimes, and hard-headed tenacious at others. Louise is very much a reflection of our community, which is what she is supposed to be. The other candidates for this position sound wonderful, for a four-year term in some ward, not necessarily to reflect the “out there” that is our community. —Terry Garrett, Bellingham We live just outside of the Bellingham city limits, so we are unable to vote in the upcoming city election. However, we draw our water from Lake Whatcom and thus depend on this vital resource as do the citizens of Bellingham. In that regard, we are very concerned about the race for mayor of Bellingham—the watershed’s largest jurisdictional entity. In your most recent issue, you rated the candidates based on “moxie” and “chutzpah,” but you left out that very essential and overriding criteria: trust. If the candidates are viewed from the perspective of trust—especially with regard to Lake Whatcom, we feel your rankings would come out quite differently. For example, Dan McShane appeared to rank highest on your “moxie” and “chutzpah” scale, but what happens when trust is considered? Over the objections of all Lake Whatcom activists, in 2001 McShane pushed forward the designation of Sudden Valley as an Urban Growth Area—a huge misstep that may well ultimately result in the creation of another city within our drinking watershed. In 2006 McShane voted in favor of the dedesignation of 2,400 acres of forest resource land on Lookout Mountain (Galbraith) that straddles both the Lake Whatcom and Lake Samish watersheds. The proposal was seeking to ultimately make this area into a UGA, a disastrous proposition for the health of both watersheds. When the proposal was resubmitted and subsequently reconsidered in 2007, McShane ultimately didn’t vote for it, but could be found in the council planning and development committee meeting arguing in LINDSAY LOHAN SAYS Email your caption and win two tickets to the 7th Annual Summer Meltdown Aug. 10-12 at the Whithorse Mountain Ampitheater in Darrington. Must be 18 to win. Cascadia Weekly reserves the right to choose. So wow us. [email protected] Aug. 11 - 7:30 pm music: Prozac Mtn. Boys / film: Monty Python & the Holy Grail Aug 18: Quickdraw Stringband / Pursuit of Happyness Aug 25: Chuckanut Drive / Talladega Nights Sept 1: Monday Night Project / Back to the Future - Sept 8: The Senate / Devil Wears Prada suggested donation $5 / $15 family . visit FAIRHAVEN.COM for details A branch of Lakeway Realty, Inc. produced by: Epic Events - 360 733-2682 - www.EpicEvents.us Do it 3 | Mail MAIL 4-5 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 —Dean Tuckerman, Bellingham presents TRUST IS AN ISSUE Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 the children’s area, which was fairly small (the only place average people could participate), was sponsored by some small business. Each one of the sand “sculptures” was actually an advertisement for that business. Besides the corporate sponsorship, the whole event was not accessible to the disabled. And it was not because the venue was made of sand. It was not. It was jagged rocks and stones where people in wheelchairs and using walkers could either not go at all or would have a miserable time traversing. I (a walker user) had to get out of the back because I couldn’t cross the rocky areas. I did not have a good time and this is not the reason I moved to Bellingham. 5 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views VIEWS 6-7 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 6 The Gristle TAKING THE INITIATIVE: Doug Karlberg, candidate for Bellingham Mayor, is campaigning on only one issue. The thing is, his one issue happens to be everything. Karlberg says, “I ask people a simple question, ‘Do you trust your government?’ The answer given most frequently is no—often hell, no. This is a sign of a failing government that has lost the trust of the people. The people simply don’t trust the government to represent their interests.” Nowhere are Karlberg’s concerns more evident than in public officials’ treatment of the City Charter and the direct legislation granted to citizens not just through this charter but under Washington law. “Elected officials can become consumed with their power and represent their own self-interest and not the interests of the people,” Karlberg says. ”The last check and balance for this situation is the initiative or referendum.” The City Charter, the blueprint for our municipal government, agrees: “The first power reserved by the people is the initiative.” The strong language is intentional. The first article of Washington’s constitution—which governs the charter— declares, “ All political power is inherent in the people, and governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed.” So does the charter reassert this first principle. Noting Bellingham as one of only 10 first class cities in Washington, state courts affirm, “The state constitution specifically provides that a first class city charter may provide for direct legislation by the people through the initiative and referendum process. All of the 10 first class cities in Washington have adopted the powers of initiative and referendum.” Can it be any more clear? Yet every initiative and referendum advanced by Bellingham citizens over the past decade not eagerly supported by city government [e.g., fluoride] has been sued and crushed down by city government. Perhaps most famous of these was the Lake Whatcom initiative, which directed city government to acquire land as a component of reservoir protection—fought to the death on its way to the polls by many of the same people currently seated on Bellingham City Council, now considered de rigueur policy by those same council members. Isn’t this the very point of direct legislation? With avenues of reform by elected representatives blocked, the people reserve the right to order corrective action. Karlberg himself was motivated to run for office by the city’s similarly violent treatment last year of an initiative that sought public opinion on the cleanup of toxics in Whatcom Waterway. “Suing your own citizens is no method to heal a rift between government and its citizens,” Karlberg observes. “My point is that it was not the specific initiative, it was the principle to bring an initiative that was at stake. Which issue near and dear to your hearts is next for this mistreatment by government officials?” Over the past two years, council has enacted policies that, for all practical purposes, make direct legislation impossible in the City of Bellingham. Unless, of course, they approve of it first, which defeats its very purpose. The Gristle will grant that council tries to do a good thing (and likely does) by adding rules that clarify the initiative process. But their clarifications—which do revise the first power reserved to the people—must be considered unlawful until the document that confirms such mail gristle favor of the developer’s points on the proposal. Is this the kind of mayor the citizens of Bellingham really want? Let’s face it, “chutzpah” without trust is much worse than no “chutzpah” at all. Fortunately, there are other candidates. Both Dan Pike and Seth Fleetwood are forward-thinking trustworthy candidates. We hope the citizens of Bellingham will choose to send these two to the general election. Either of them would be an excellent steward of our watershed. —Tom Pratum and Peggy Leviton, Bellingham SUPPORT LILLIQUIST I would like to recommend Michael Lilliquist for your vote for the City Council At-Large position. Michael will bring a fresh voice to the council that is based on intelligence, dedication, fairness and a willingness to work far beyond what is required for the job. Michael has fresh, proactive ideas for protecting Lake Whatcom, our source for water. Michael is very concerned about financial oversight of our tax dollars. Michael is a champion for responsible, planned growth in our city; he believes in neighborhood’s input in the process to assure all of us that growth will take place in a manner that will acknowledge infrastructure requirements and at the same time reflect the character of where we live. For too long, our city government has ignored our values; Michael Lilliquist will work for us. —Glenn Denkler, Bellingham WHY KELLY? District 1 County Council candidate Bob Kelly has been endorsed by the Washington Conservation Voters. Why? Kelly’s record on the environment is terrible. His campaign theme is “salmon enhancement”, but the pollution of the Nooksack River and its tributaries occurred on Mr. Kelly’s watch. His response is to go to Olympia and lobby for taxpayer dollars to clean up problems his supporters started. 95 percent of the money in Kelly’s war chest comes from interests outside Whatcom County. He has re- letters ceived twice as much money as the other three District 1 candidates combined. But money is no substitute for vision or experience. Kelly is apparently relying on a big mailing blitz to carry him through the primary. Just because a candidate gets the nod from the WCV is no reason to believe he is a friend of the environment. —John Lesow, Point Roberts MAYOR 2 MAYOR It really matters who we elect as our next mayor. We’d better get this right because four years is a long time to live with a mistake. I know the job of mayor from having done it for eight years, and it’s a demanding one. For our sake, we need to elect someone we know has the right experience, the best skills, and the temperament to unite people. I’d like to strongly recommend that you vote for Don Keenan for Mayor of Bellingham when you fill out your ballot. I’ve known Don for many years. He has solid management experience and he’s a visionary. Don knows how important strong neighborhoods are and will address the key issues of growth, the waterfront, affordable housing, need for parks, efficiency in City government and protection of the Lake Whatcom watershed. Don Keenan is a leader—and has proved it. —Ken Hertz, Bellingham I count several of the candidates for Bellingham mayor as friends, and we are fortunate to have them all in the race. However, the standout candidate, based on qualifications, is definitely Don Keenan. Don is smart, even-handed, decisive, and broadly experience in management and public leadership. He’s not fancy, but he’s darn good; and he’s a person of genuine good will. —Craig Cole, Bellingham I LIKE PIKE With gas prices at all-time highs, increasing obesity levels at all ages, and the looming crisis of global warming, encouraging more biking and walking for shorter trips makes sense at a variety of levels. It’s great to see so many people of all ages exploring this option. If you agree with me that Bellingham needs to continue enabling the use of transit, cycling and walking as meaningful alternatives to driving a car, please support Dan Pike for mayor. Pike is the candidate who really understands and supports providing a complete transportation system. Dan Pike is the one candidate who understands the linkage between land use, transportation, and community. His “Complete Streets” approach better meets everyone’s needs. Cars have their place, but by focusing on all aspects of transportation we can have a more efficient system that works better for pedestrians, bicyclists and cars; for moving people and freight; for residents and business. Too often we’re offered false choices pitting cars against other choices, or pitting the business community’s needs against the requirements of residents. Dan Pike offers a better option, where the needs of all are addressed systematically. Best of all, Pike’s approach generally works better for each group, and enhances the community. Please join me in supporting Dan Pike as our next mayor. —Mike Brown, Bellingham MCSHANE FOR MAYOR I urge people in Bellingham to support Dan McShane for mayor. Time after time, Dan has stepped forward to challenge the status quo that was typical of the County Council for so many years. When the Concerned Neighbors of Lake Samish recognized the lands surrounding Lake Samish needed to be down zoned to protect the lake for salmon and as a drinking water source for residents, Dan took the initiative and led the effort to reduce the number of houses that could be built in this rural area by approximately 1,000. I believe Dan will be extremely effective in protecting Lake Whatcom, controlling urban sprawl and finding a successful solution that will protect the waterfront. Dan is the right leader for the future of Bellingham. Please support Dan McShane. —Steven Harper, Bellingham SEND YOUR LETTERS TO [email protected] mem$ oek]koiWh[]eeZ$ Smart Trips participants in Whatcom County have made more than 301,933 Smart Trips since July 2006. That’s 4.7 million miles not driven. That’s making a difference, anywhere you go. A Smart Trip is any trip you make by walking, biking, sharing a ride or riding the bus--instead of driving alone. Log your trips at whatcomsmarttrips.org for your chance to earn rewards and win great prizes. WhatcomSmartTrips.org Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views VIEWS 6-7 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 power is concurrently revised by public vote. The charter grants nothing about restrictions currently imposed by council. Over the years, City Council has enacted other policies that likely require small tweaks to the charter: The process by which the city negotiates contracts and franchise agreements, for example. The charter— originally crafted in 1973—needs periodic housekeeping just to align with state law and municipal process. But a tweak here may also require a reconsideration there. For example, an elected office with audit authority over city operations—Finance Director—was eliminated by amendment last November. Voters agreed, yes, but—in a piecemeal approach to the city’s constitution—voters weren’t given other options to also consider: another position, perhaps, with similar independent oversight. As a consequence, referendum approval now resides solely within the mayor’s prerogative. Monday evening, council advanced another charter amendment for the polls this November, this time to update the charter to include gender-neutral language: No more “he shall, he must.” Is this a good idea? Of course it is! But the piecemeal pattern continues: Council opens the armored door a crack, lets in brief light on this document, scribbles their legislative prescription and tosses the scrap out to the ravening public. Slam goes the door again until the next time they think up some change to our governing document. Curiously, council chooses to focus on gender-neutrality rather than ratify their recent restrictions to the “first power” as a voterapproved charter amendment. No, city government is comfortable with its Catch-22s. With surprising resistance, the council also narrowly approved a (non-binding) resolution calling for a periodic review of the charter “at least once every five years”—a process they get to continue to control and direct (and delay). Sounds like headway, but it likely only institutionalizes a stall until 2012 of a review of a document that hasn’t seen comprehensive review since 1973. Even then, no comprehensive review is mandated under this resolution, threatening more piecemeal tinkering at the council’s pleasure. And even then, what council giveth, council may taketh away? Will they revoke or modify this resolution in 2011? Their resolution intones, “Whereas, City Council desires to provide… opportunity for citizen input concerning a review of the City Charter…” Wrong-o, folks. How about, “Whereas, City Council humbly acknowledges citizens have the authority to review and revise their City Charter….” Once you get your thinking squared, City Council, maybe citizens like Karlberg will stop thinking you need to be removed from public office. Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 The Gristle CITY OF BELLINGHAM | WHATCOM COUNTY | WTA | WHATCOM COUNCIL OF GOVERNMENTS | 756-TRIP 7 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents CURRENTS 8-15 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 8 currents news BY TIM JOHNSON STALL ING commentary SPRAWL City and county clash on the right kind of growth THEY APPROACH briefs the microphone slowly, faces lined with concern. Most express a mild panic about changing lifestyle, loss of rural character, decay in the quality of life. Property owners are a mix—those who own stubbled fields on the urban fringe complain of stalled investments and lost opportunity costs; those with farms grouse about encroaching urbanization; those from settled areas say keep it all far, far from their neighborhoods. Others shrug. “Growth is inevitable,” they assert amid murmured groans and catcalls. “Might as well plan for it.” Whatcom County Council took testimony this week, gearing up for a showdown with the City of Bellingham over a plan for growth over the next 20 years. The council’s action represents the first step in eventually sitting down with city counterparts in order to forge a compromise. Both aim to send that compromise on to the state later this fall—a compromise and a plan already several years overdue. Lines are drawn between COB and the Whatcom County Council on how they believe the area should handle the projected increase in new residents. Under the state’s growth management laws, communities must plan for growth. Between 2006 and 2022, the City of Bellingham expects the population to grow by nearly 28,000 new residents. The question is, where will these people find housing? In its original proposal, Bellingham recommended the addition of a total of 2,128 acres north of Bellingham into new Urban Growth Areas. Urban Growth Areas (UGAs) are sections at a city’s edge intended to receive higher building density. In future years, UGAs become annexed into the city limits. In a sense UGAs are incubators of a city’s future. As part of the planning process, the city and county periodically look at candidates for UGAs in “five-year review areas.” If not for these areas “where would space within the current city limits come from?” real estate manager Fawn Macaras muses on her weblog. “There are two sources, both infill lots and building ‘up,’ both of which have been denied in the past. Infill is a touchy subject with those living within Bellingham’s neighborhoods,” she observes. “Many residents reject the idea of infill on currently vacant lots or acreage because of a fear they will lose their neighborhood’s historical character.” “Realtors’ concern with the county’s position is that it represents a much smaller area than that recommended by the city,” explains Perry Eskridge, government affairs director for the Whatcom County Association of Realtors. “Whatcom County is in the ‘affordable housing crisis’ and many people are working very hard to fix the problem. Reducing the amount of land in the urban growth area at the same time that elected officials say there is no political will to infill in the established neighborhoods is not the answer.” “Everyone agrees that growth is the most contentious issue facing the county,” Whatcom County Planning Commissioner John Lesow told the County Council. “The acrimony and waste of human and fiscal resources over the past two years could have been avoided if council had chosen the low population projection of 33,791 for Whatcom County in the first place. That number,” Lesow laments, “would have added 1,690 new residents to Whatcom County per year. The city and county could have absorbed that number and still preserved neighborhood character and protected agricultural land.” Others disagree this was a realistic option. “If you don’t plan for growth, then you get unplanned growth—sprawl,” Jack Petree argues. He supports Larrabee Springs, a development planned for North Bellingham that’s been held off while the growth debate rages. “The template for sprawl into the county was set at the beginning of this process,” Lesow argues. “This original plan made no sense from a practical perspective, unless you took the position that sprawl was inevitable.” “Expansion into the five-year review areas is premature,” agrees Planning Commissioner Dave Pros, who is running for a seat on Whatcom County Council. Pros champions confining urban development to alreadydeveloped areas. The city’s plan, UGA BATTLEhe says, “will create leap-frog developGROUND Should the following areas be ment that will result brought into the City of Bellin strip malls and ingham Urban Growth Areas? noise walls all along If not all, which? The city and the roads to those county will stake out this termassive new urban arrain in coming weeks: KING MOUNTAIN: 285 acres eas. This will happen south of the Horton Road, immediately along and around King Mountain to the Guide if these the east areas are added,” he QUEEN MOUNTAIN: 36 acres predicts. north of the Ross Road, and east of Mars Street Pros and Lesow BEAR CREEK: 480 acres beadvocate for creative tween Cordata and Northwest solutions, rather than Drive caving to practices STUART/SMITH: 656 acres that create sprawl. east of Guide Meridian and “The county is north to the Smith Road CORDATA NORTH/CAITAC: questioning the city’s 671 acres west of the Guide plans and numbers Meridian North to the Smith without having perRoad formed a population and land analysis of its own,” Eskridge observes. “This makes it difficult to give much credence to the county’s arguments, but the county is determined to move forward with its smaller area.” 9 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents CURRENTS 8-15 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents CURRENTS 8-15 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 smashing Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 Do you just say screw it, drive down to Olympia to stand in line and help make history? THE PLASTIC BY STEPHANIE KOUNTOUROS Reflections on domestic partnerships YOU ATTEND a wedding and you probably know how you’ll feel. Maybe you’re beaming with joy. Perhaps you’re having difficulty suppressing the notion that the two people standing before you aren’t completely right for one another. You have nostalgia, remembering your own wedding, or a deep longing to find that special partner of your own. And if the wedding is your own, well, your feelings are covered. You’ve been training for this your entire life, watching Luke and Laura or Princess Di, or smirking because Briteny’s marriage lasted five minutes and your wedding is so much better and nicer and real and will last forever, for heaven’s sake. You have cold feet? Moments where you’re inches away from bolting back through the church door? A fl ash of regret for that long-ago someone that maybe, just maybe, would Stephanie Kountouros and her partner Ruth Hohman waited in line in Olympia to receive a domestic-partnership license have worked out? That’s covered, too, in endless books and movies and the romances of your friends, your parents, your coworkers and Just About Everyone You Know. I’ll tell you what’s not covered: how to feel about your domestic partnership. Do you celebrate it like a wedding, ignoring the almost 2,000 rights still denied to you? Do you treat it as a business transaction, because, after all, the partnership is not granted by the licensing department that handles marriage licenses, but by the corporations division? Or do you just say screw it, drive down to Olympia to stand in line and help make history? That’s what we did. At six o’clock on a rainy Olympia morning, we waited with the first couples to arrive. Some had been there at 4am. Some had been together for 30 years, waiting to have just a few of those rights most straight folks take for granted. As we chatted together, feelings emerged. A few had rings ready to exchange, although most had done so in ceremonies years ago. We were rueful, talking about how long and how hard we’ve fought, and now we can visit each other in the hospital—as long as that hospital is not in Portland or anywhere beyond state limits. And we were giddy. Almost as if a hundred or so couples actually were getting married. I felt a few waves of joy, swept my partner into my arms for a kiss now and then. It didn’t feel like marriage, but it was sort of... marriage-y. But it’s kind of hard to feel romantic when you’re surrounded by news trucks, politicos and advocacy groups. It’s a little spiritually challenging to stand in line for two hours and be handed a number that looked suspiciously like it had made its way over from the local deli. And you just can’t pretend it’s like marriage when you’re queued up on a wet sidewalk while morning traffic and city busses pass by. As the doors opened and the first few couples began to register, I was too excited to think about what this meant for us. Two men, sitting together, holding hands, became the first couple in the state to be o f- MARRIAGE, CONTINUED ON PAGE 14 10 “Haunting, Ethereal, Dreamlike . . . One Deep, Rich, Resonant and Proud Voice” NY Times IO RAD D E T PERAIVERSITY T OWASHINGTON UN FFAIRS EATN D ESTERN U IC A W T S PUBL S AND NEW Y NOW NEWS CRAC IO DEMO EECH RAD IC S SP FREE LTY SHOW NEW MUS F SPECIA RS/WEEK O U 40 HO .ORG .KUGS WWW 89.3FM INJURED? 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I am asking for your vote to get the job done. www.LilliquistForCityCouncil.org 12 more! Paid for by Lilliquist for City Council, P.O. Box 4092, Bellingham WA 98227. commentary briefs BY TIM JOHNSON THE ee THAT WAS PASSAGES 08.01.07 WEDNESDAY A 40-year-old interstate highway bridge collapses in Minneapolis, plunging rush-hour traffic into the Mississippi River 60 feet below, killing at least five. The incident focuses attention on other aging infrastructure, including the heavily used 520 floating bridge over Lake Washington, considered at risk of collapsing from wind and wave action in a bad storm. George Bush won’t see Terry Bornemann. Bellingham City Council member Bornemann, along with officials from cities around the nation, attempted to deliver their resolutions urging that the United States withdraw from the Iraq War. The “Cities for Peace” delegation spoke to members of Congress and held a press conference, but they were turned away by Secret Service officials at the White House. Officials would not accept their packet of resolutions because of “security concerns.” Bornemann says no city money was used to pay for his trip. A U.S. Senate committee passes a funding measure for a new Bellingham Marine Trades Center on the central waterfront. If passed by the full Senate, the center could receive $250,000 in federal money. The plan would be to transform the five-acre Georgia Pacific tissue warehouse into a center for marine trades that could employ 500 people. A bank robber doesn’t get far. Police say it took them less than half an hour to catch 45year-old Stanley Green after he held up Horizon Bank on Alabama Street in Bellingham and demanded money from the teller. Green was found hiding in bushes along a trail. No weapon was used and no one was harmed. The suspect is also wanted for a bank robbery in Yakima that happened earlier this year. A Lynden teen fails to return from a YMCA day hike to the Bat Caves near Blanchard Mountain. Nearly 70 volunteers from Whatcom and Skagit counties—including searchers on TOM GLENN Groundbreaking begins on a new Art and Childrens Museum. Illustration courtesy of Olson Sundberg Kundig Allen Architects horseback, with helicopters and dogs—begin a three-day hunt for the 15-year-old. A 34-year-old Bellingham woman fails to arrive at her sister’s home in Stanwood. 08.03.07 FRIDAY A groundbreaking ceremony launches construction on Bellingham’s new Art and Children’s Museum. The Lynden teen missing on Blanchard Mountain walks out of the woods on Chuckanut Drive near the Oyster Bar restaurant. Scant details explain why it took the youth two-anda-half days to walk the mile-and-a-half down to the sounds of traffic. Amtrak cancels weekend service from Portland, Ore. to Bellingham after technicians discover cracks in the suspension system of a passenger car. After inspecting their rail stock, Amtrak will resume service on Monday. Point Roberts residents, weary of shoreline erosion and air pollution they say is caused by Deltaport operations, have signed a petition asking Washington State Gov. Chris Gregoire to recognize that the Vancouver cargo terminal is causing environmental damage. Congressional Democrats—elected in large majorities last November in part to soften the excesses of the Bush administration—vote to allow the president to continue and even expand his warrantless surveillance of U.S. citizens. The Whatcom County Sheriff’s Office begins searching for a 69-year-old Bellingham man who disappeared in Larrabee State Park. 08.04.07 SATURDAY Skagit, Whatcom, King, and Snohomish county search and rescue teams find the 34-year-old Bellingham woman approximately three miles from where her vehicle had been parked along the Cascade River near Marblemount. Carinna Kuhns-Duffield is found nude and hypothermic, with bruises on her legs and feet from walking in the woods. Unable to walk out on her own, she is transported to Skagit Valley Hospital by NAS Whidbey chopper. Family members believe an infection and fever may have caused her strange behavior. 08.05.07 SUNDAY The Lummi Nation ends their month-long Intertribal Canoe Journey festivities with a potlatch featuring traditional storytelling, singing and dancing performances. 08.06.07 MONDAY U.S. Sen. Patty Murray and U.S. Rep. Rick Larsen attend the groundbreaking ceremony for the new Peace Arch Border Station in Blaine. The $56 million project will expand the number of inspection lanes and provide a new, larger building. The project is expected to be completed in time for the 2010 Winter Olympics. U.S. Sen. Maria Cantwell tells an audience at Bellingham Cruise Terminal she supports moving America quickly toward energy independence, CONTINUED ON PAGE 14 Thomas Joseph Glenn, 86, a former Port of Bellingham director, was found dead in his home after he failed to arrive for a scheduled outing. Glenn helped the Port of Bellingham bring two oil refineries, an Alaska ferry terminal, harbor development and an international airport to Whatcom County. Glenn was dedicated to public service even after his service as port director, volunteering for library work and other community service projects. 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After an hour of quiet contemplation, me gazing down at my unadorned hands, I asked, “Honey, should we have rings?” The resulting conversation was sweet, hard, sometimes painful, but always loving. Were we ready? Should we wait until marriage is legal? Deeper issues arose: traditions, symbolism and public versus private displays of affection. Ultimately, I wanted the world to see and accept us for what we are. She didn’t think it was anybody’s business but our own. We stopped in Fairhaven on the way home. Perhaps wooden rings would convey the sort-of-almost-married partnership we now had. But nothing felt right. We’re not quite sure how to capture the meaning of our domestic partnership, and how that meaning overlaps with our political, legal and spiritual selves. We do know we’re blessed to be together and proud of our state for taking a step toward recognizing our bond. As our rights slowly increase, we’ll work on symbols, relationship and meaning. Right now, being partnered feels pretty damn good...but we look forward to the day when we exchange wedding rings, and together shatter a real glass. raising fuel efficiency standards for U.S. vehicles by 10 miles per gallon by 2020—a standard already in place in most of the developed world. City Council unanimously approves fee increases for Medic One ambulance transportation service in order to offset paramedic student overtime costs and a decrease in Medicare reimbursements. 08.07.07 TUESDAY The public comments on plans to expand Bellingham’s Urban Growth Area as Whatcom County Council prepares to negotiate with COB on the total amount of rural land Bellingham may absorb in the next two decades. After 10 months of posturing and fuming, the U.S. government begins arbitration proceedings in what will be the first major test of the CanadaU.S. Softwood Lumber Agreement. The U.S. claims Canada violated terms of the treaty by pushing too much British Columbia and Alberta lumber into the U.S. market. Canada counters they were defending their interests under the agreement. In a week full of lost-and-found stories, Bellingham Police locate Donald J. Fosmire, Sr., after he disappeared from Larrabee State Park. The 69-year-old hoofed it to the Lighthouse Mission for quarters after a family quarrel. Police report he is in good health and well-fed. t A FREE Even oks! at Village Bo LINDA GREENLAW SLIPKNOT! will present her new mystery... MARRIAGE, WEDNESDAY August 15th 7:00pm fuzz buzz mark at other crime scenes, it is admissible,” Chief Justice Gerry Alexander wrote. DUI QED 86’D? On July 20, Ann Marie Gordon—manager of the Washington State Patrol’s toxicology laboratory— resigned during an internal investigation of an anonymous tip that suggested she may have failed to check a lab result as required before signing sworn statements that her breath test machines were functioning properly. The investigation could leave hundreds of drunken driving cases and some drug cases in question. Defense lawyers say if Gordon lied in court or in certifying breath test machines, questions could be raised about criminal cases in which she testified and about whether breath-test results could be used in court against people charged with drunken driving. ‘MARK OF ZORRO’ On Aug. 2, the Washington State Supreme Court unanimously upheld the convictions of two Seattle men convicted of malicious mischief after they used acid to etch graffiti on the windows of downtown Bellingham businesses in 2001. After their 2004 convictions, both were sentenced to prison and ordered to pay restitution for the defaced windows, estimated at $42,000. The nine justices agreed that evidence of distinctive graffiti signatures, or “tags,” used by the defendants was admissible because it showed their “modus operandi,” helping the state to establish the identity of the culprits. “If a tag like the ‘mark of Zorro’ is left at the crime scene, and there is evidence that person charged with that crime made the BUD EXPRESS On Aug. 2, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officers seized more than $1 million worth of marijuana at Blaine’s Pacific Highway border crossing. Officers were running a routine search of a trailer when they found the stash under the floorboards—423 pounds of potent “B.C. Bud,” valued at $1.2 million. The driver, a 24-year-old resident of Canada, was a participant in “Free and Secure Trade,” an expedited border-crossing program. He faces federal prosecution. PEASHOOTER On Aug. 5, a Deming man was arrested after he allegedly pointed a handgun at a neighbor. After a three-and-a-half hour standoff, Whatcom County Sheriff’s deputies attempted to pry the man from his travel trailer. As they came in, the man sprayed a deputy with his urine, WCSO reported. He was booked on multiple warrants and on suspicion of unlawful display of a firearm and resisting arrest. B-MAIL On Aug. 2, a witness told police he’d seen an unknown man throw a beer bottle through the window into an apartment on Railroad Avenue. No injuries were reported. On Aug. 3, someone threw a chuck of concrete through the front window of a vacant business on Magnolia Street. Damage to the smashed window was estimated at $1,000. ./$)2493(/43(%2%9/ InDEX 101 21.7 12.7 1.5 INCREASE (%) in mortgage default and foreclosure in Whatcom County over previous year. DROP (%) in crime rate in Skagit County over pervious year. DROP (%) in crime rate in Whatcom County, same period. 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Champion Street, Downtown Bellingham 738-DROP Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents CURRENTS 8-15 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Fuzz Buzz index Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 currents 15 WORDS COMMUNITY 16 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words &&Community Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 16 words COMMUNIT Y LECTURES BOOKS DO IT WORDS THURS., AUG. 9 STORYFEST: Head to Eastsound on Orcas Island for the Orcas Storyfest through Aug. 12 at various venues throughout the burg. All events are free except for the Aug. 11 “World of Stories” event at the Orcas Center, which costs $10. For more info: (360) 714-9631. SAT., AUG. 10 BY AMY KEPFERLE Searching for Sasquatch More than a myth? SUN., AUG. 12 ON A spring night in 1996, Jason Valenti’s life changed forever. He was driving from Pensacola to his home in Largo, Fla., with his business partner, Denis, when they saw what appeared to be a large animal crouching by the side of the road. As they got closer, Valenti says the being stood up from its squatting position to a height of at least seven feet. The animal’s stature, combined with a variety of other characteristics—patchy fur, sloping forehead, defined muscles, humanistic hands—convinced Valenti he’d seen a Sasquatch. At the time, Valenti says he was a born-again, right-wing Christian who’d never thought much about the large, hairy, humanlike creatures of North American folklore (also called Bigfoot). “Seeing this creature knocked me on my ass,” Valenti reports. “My belief system was blown to bits. It challenged every fiber of my being. We were so close to this creature that if he’d rolled down ATTEND his window, Denis could WHAT: “Search for Sasquatch” talk have reached her arm. I WHEN: 3pm Sat., know what I saw. Nobody Aug. 11 can tell me it was a man WHERE: Canterbury in a suit. There’s no huCourt Clubhouse, man that can do what 3710 Canterbury Lane COST: $5 she did. The whole thing INFO: 752-1824 or about it being a hoax is sasquatchresearch.net not a question.” Eleven years later, Valenti’s exhaustive research has led him to the conclusion that the Sasquatch species is not only real, but it also may well be the missing link. He’ll share his theories on the hunt for Bigfoot and beyond with the public at an Aug. 11 talk dubbed “Search for Sasquatch.” Valenti, who moved to Bellingham in 1999 and hosted a Sasquatch Research Conference here in 2005, says he’s in the process of writing a book and developing a foundation called the Hominoid Research Group. Among the topics he delves into RADIO HOUR: Sumas-area mystery author Jo Dereske—she of the Miss Zukas series— will be the featured author at this month’s live Chuckanut Radio Hour variety show at 7pm at the Van Zandt Community Hall off Highway 9. Tickets are $5. For more info: 671-2626 or villagebooks.com. BABY BOOK: Seattle’s Nina Laden reads from her board book for youngsters, Who Loves You, Baby?, at noon at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. CLEAN READING: Kids and their parental units can listen to stories about keeping the planet clean at 11am at Barnes & Noble, 4099 Meridian St. For more info: 647-7018. MON., AUG. 13 is the idea that humans will only fully understand what the Sasquatch is by killing one. “I’ve come to the conclusion that if and when we can capture a hominoid and compare its DNA with humans it’ll answer a lot of questions,” Valenti explains. “We have an unidentified primate roaming North America. Plain and simple, it will require a body to take us to the next level of understanding.” Valenti acknowledges that when he talks about Sasquatch, and the idea that the mysterious species may hold the key to all of human civilization, people might think he’s crazy. He doesn’t care. “I know they exist. What I’m trying to do now is be an interpreter about what this ultimately means to humanity,” Valenti stresses. “If humanity knew the truth, it would cause us to become unified. I’m firmly dedicated to the belief that it would transform everything. You live differently once you know.” POE TRY NIGHT: Sign up to read your words at Poetry Night at 8:30pm every Monday at Fantasia Espresso, 1322 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 715-1634 or poetrynight.org. WORLDLY TALES: School-age kids and adults can listen to Olga Loya share stories from around the world in both English and Spanish at 7pm at the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. For more info: 676-6860. WED., AUG. 15 SLIPKNOT: Maine author Linda Greelaw reads from Slipknot, her first work of fiction, at 7pm at Village Books, 1200 11th St. For more info: 671-2626. COMMUNITY WED., AUG. 8 WEDNESDAY MARKE T: The Wednesday Farmers Market happens from 3-7pm throughout the summer at the Fairhaven Village Green. For more info: 647-2060 or bellinghamfarmers.org. AUG. 8 - 11 SKAGIT FAIR: The Skagit County Fair kicks off today and continues through Aug. 11 in Mount Vernon at the Skagit County Fairgrounds. Entry is $5. For more info: (360) 336-9453 or skagitcounty.net. THURS., AUG. 9 MONE Y MANAGEMENT: Women are invited to attend a free workshop on “Positive Money Management” at 6:30pm at the Connection, 100 E. Maple St. For more info: 961-4734. SAT., AUG. 11 PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Attend a Pancake Breakfast from 8-11am at the Bellingham Senior Activity Center, 315 Halleck St. Cost is $2.50 for kids and $4 for adults. For more info: 676-1450 FARMERS MARKE T: The Bellingham Farmers Market is open from 10am-3pm every Saturday at the Depot Market Square on Railroad Avenue and Chestnut Street. For more info: 647-2060 or bellinghamfarmers.org. BREWFEST: The Porterhouse Brewfest happens from 2-7:30pm in downtown Mount Vernon. More than 20 breweries will participate, and there’ll be a plethora of live music. Cost is $20. For more info: (877) 754-6284 or lincolntheatre.org. OPEN HOUSE: A progressive open house starts at 6:30pm at the Center for Expressive Arts & Experiential Education, 1317 Commercial St. At 8pm, head to the Connection, 100 E. Maple St. The event is free and open to all. For more info: 920-2292 or 961-4734. AUG. 11 - 12 CIVIL REENAC TMENT: Attend Civil War Reenactments and Living History Reenactments this weekend at Ferndale’s Hovander Homestead Park. Entry is $2-$7. For more info: 733-2663 or wcwa.net. SUN., AUG. 12 SHOW & SHINE: From 10am-2pm, head to the Sehome Village Haggen for the Corvette Show & Shine. If you want to enter your vehicles, the cost is $15, but the event is free for spectators. For more info: 676-7779. QUICK SPIRITUALIT Y: The Rev. James Kubal-Komoto leads “How to be Spiritual in 15 Minutes a Day” at 10:30am at the Bellingham Unitarian Fellowship, 1708 I St. For more info: 733-3837. FAMILY FUN: Kids and their adults can come to today’s Teddy Bear Picnic from 2-4pm at the Roeder Home, 2600 Sunset Dr. Tours, teddy bear crafts and stories will be part of the free fun. For more info: 733-6897. MON., AUG. 13 LYNDEN FAIR: The Northwest Washington Fair kicks off today and continues through Aug. 18 at the NW Washington Fairgrounds in Lynden. Ted Nugent, REO Speedwagon, Clay Walker, and others will perform, and the usual fair festivities will ensue. Admission is $4-$8 and grandstand entertainment costs vary. For more info: 354-4111 or northwestwashingtonfair.org. WED., AUG. 15 MCKENNA TALK: Washington State Attorney General Rob McKenna will give a talk about identity theft at 11:45am at the Bellingham Golf and Country Club, 3729 Meridian St. Cost is $25-$30 and includes lunch. For more info: 734-1330. HIK ING RUNNING C YCL ING DO IT THURS., AUG. 9 HISTORY CRUISING: Whatcom Museum educator Richard Vanderway hosts the Bellingham Bay History Cruise at 6:30pm every Thursday leaving from Squalicum Harbor. Tickets are $25. For more info: 676-6981 or 734-8866. BIKE 101: Glean details on how to keep your two-wheeler going at a free “Bike Maintenance 101” clinic at 7pm at REI, 400 36th St. For more info: 647-8955. BY RUSS THOMSPON Reefnet Festival AUG. 10 - 12 SOCCER TOURNE Y: The Rimland Pacific Cup Soccer Tournament happens from 2-8pm Fri., 8am-9pm Sat., and 8am-5pm Sun. at the Northwest Soccer Park, 5238 Northwest Dr. Entry is free to the public. For more info: 384-6323, ext. 4, or whatcomsoccer.com. net-caught salmon for sale, food, a beer garden, a filleting contest, a salmon barbecue, and displays featuring local food products, produce, plants, fine crafts and art. There will also be live music by Scott and Eliel, VGR and Taryn Cross, and an information booth to anWHAT: Reefnet swer questions about Festival WHEN: 12the fishing technique 8:30pm Sat., and the philosophy Aug. 11 of the festival. WHERE: Village The underlying prinPoint Marina, ciple behind reefnetLummi Island COST: $2 ting is that if salmon INFO: 758-2194 are to be caught and eaten, they should be treated with the utmost reverence and respect. The Lummi Island fishery makes this happen by using selective and sustainable methods for wild-caught salmon making their way through the northern tip of Puget Sound at the edge of the San Juan Islands, on their 1,500-plus mile journey to their stream of origin on the Fraser River. The intent of the festival is to acquaint those interested in the operation and benefits of the long-standing fishery. Come and take in a day of culture and learn about reefnetting. Celebrate the day, the ocean, the sky, the orcas, the salmon, the eagles, the herons, the seals, the otters, the jellyfish, the sand, the driftwood, the reefnet fishers with their gears, and most of all, life! DO IT SAT., AUG. 11 YOUTH-A-LON: Kids can race solo or in teams of two or three as part of the Bellingham Youth Triathlon starting at 9am at the Wade King Recreation Center at Western Washington University. Registration is $20. For more info: 6477665 or cob.org/races. DAY TRIP: Head to Diablo Lake from 8:30am-4pm for a free Day Trip at the North Cascades Institute’s Environmental Learning Center. Guided hikes and canoe trips will be part of the day. Additional trips happen Aug. 25 and Sept. 8 and 15. For more info: (360) 856-5700, ext. 209 or ncascades.org. MAKE A PASS: Hook up with Mount Baker Club members at 8am for a hike to Excelsior Pass. For more info and location details: 676-9965. T IDE GUIDE: Meet at 10am in the Wildlife Theater at Birch Bay State Park to “Discover Low Tide.” The event is free. For more info: 371-2800. GhpHi^g GhmCnlm:LZg]pb\aLahi CURED MEATS & ARTISAN CHEESES * QUALITY FOODSTUFFS * MADE-TO-ORDER SANDWICHES WED., AUG. 15 CHOWDER CHARTER: Hop aboard the Chowder Charter every Wednesday throughout the summer leaving at 6pm from Squalicum Harbor. Cost is $45. For more info: 734-9849 or bellinghamsailing.com WOMEN’S RIDE: Meet for a “Bike to Beer Cruiser” with the Fanatik Women’s Group at 6pm at Bellingham High School, 2020 Cornwall Ave. For more info: 756-0504. WORK PART Y: Bellingham Parks and Rec will hold a work party from 6:308:30pm at Little Squalicum Park. For more info: 676-6801, ext. 24. Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 REEFNETTING IS one of the oldest forms of net fishing in the world. First Nations people using cedar canoes and cedar nets first practiced it centuries ago. Though the boats have gotten a little bigger, and winches are used to pull the nets up, there isn’t a big difference in the fishing method today. People still stand on towers. There are two boats with nets between them. They wait to see a school of salmon swim along the reef and over the net before making their haul. After a successful catch, reefnet salmon are gently rolled into a netted live well, having been out of the water for only seconds. Using the most sustainable practices around, other non-targeted species are released unharmed. You can see that method take place, live, every year at the only locale in America that still fishes this way: simply go to Lummi Island in July and August and walk, bike or drive to Legoe Bay. This year, celebrate the heritage of the unique fishing method when the Washington Reefnet Owners Association holds the third annual Reefnet Festival, which will take place Sat., August 11, at the Village Point Marina on Lummi. The festival is being held to benefit a reefnet exhibit and memorial and will honor reefnet fishers past and present. With the stunning backdrop of Legoe Bay and Orcas Island, a memorable day is assured. Activities planned include boat rides to the reefnet gears, reef- TUES–FRI 11–6 & SAT 10–5 GGJFbDghUhYgh@XckbhckbV=\Ua ILFMINCHFOF Getting wild on Lummi Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get GET Out OUT 1717 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 get out ;>EEBG@A:F%P: 17 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | OnONStage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 STAGE 18 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 18 stage T HE AT ER DANCE PROF IL E S DO IT S TA G E AUG. 8 - 15 BARD ON BEACH: See The Taming of the Shrew, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, and Timon of Athens at various times throughout the week at Vancouver B.C.’s Bard on the Beach at Vanier Park. Tickets are $17-$31. For more info: (877) 739-0559 or bardonthebeach.org. BARD ON RIVER: The Skagit River Shakespeare Festival will perform Twelfth Night and Measure for Measure in repertory through Aug. 19 at Mount Vernon’s Edgewater Park. Tickets are $12. For more info: (866) 624-6897. THURS., AUG. 9 BY JORY M. MICKELSON Alice in Wonderland Down the rabbit hole A WHITE rabbit flashes across the stage, glancing at his pocket watch. For a young girl, this is how the story begins. Little does she know she is about to journey into a strange land filled with unlikely characters, strange customs and singing oysters. *Alice in Wonderland*, as you’re more than likely aware, is the magical story by Lewis Carroll. Beginning Aug. 8, his classic work, adapted by Jim Eiler and Jeanne Bargy, becomes a family-oriented musical and the last play of Western Washington University’s 37th annual Summer Stock. This production, directed by Deb Currier, is fast-paced. Ten actors bring more than 50 characters to life as the play parades briskly from scene to scene. By the smart use of props, costuming and choreography, the actors take you with Alice, through Wonderland. Children are given special seating, up front, and cushions in the first two rows provide a better perspective for small eyes. The most startling innovation to enjoy a show within a show. of this play is that it isn’t just “The Walrus and the Carpenter” the actors who move on and off is an enjoyable number—this is stage, the audience moves as where the bivalves make their well. Guest set designer Glen singing debut. Andersen has created revolving Danny Kam is the beloved seating that whisks the audience Mad Hatter. And because there from set to set. When the White are many roles and not many Rabbit and Alice descend through actors, he also portrays a the rabbit hole, they drift with helpful table, the sun, a mock them. This device enhances the turtle, a cook and a playing play’s dreamlike qualicard—Kam performs ties. A chime announcall his parts well. es when the audience Let’s not forget is about to take flight. the royalty. Stacy (It is best to use the Citron inhabits the restroom before the role of the infamous SEE IT play begins.) Queen of Hearts and WHAT: Alice in Becca Orlowski plays delights in bellowWonderland Alice. In her blue dress ing out “Off with WHEN: 7:30pm and white apron, she their heads!” You Aug. 8-12, 14-18 and 2pm Aug. 9opens and closes the can feel her glee. 12, 16-18 play with a solid presThe Duchess, Crystal WHERE: Underence. Orlowski may Brooks, also perground Theatre, feel “curiouser and cuforms her role well. WWU riouser” at each turn, Her presence and COST: $6-$10 INFO: 650-6146 but the audience will voice stand out. want to know what One note of warnhappens next too. ing: the songs are catchy. Two The White Rabbit, played by audience members were singHarry Jamison, is always on the ing snippets from the play after move. When he is not late for an exiting. You may find yourself appointment, he invites Alice humming a line or two in the to the Wonderland Music Hall week to come. GOOD, BAD, UGLY: Watch “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly” at 8pm at the Upfront Theatre, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $5. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. PLAYWORKS: Sheila Goldsmith will lead a free introductory improv class at 7pm at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 756-0756. AUG. 9 - 12 ABRIDGED BARD: See 37 Shakespeare plays condensed into one when The Complete Works of Shakespeare (Abridged!) shows at 7:30pm Thurs., 8pm Fri.-Sat. and 2pm Sun. at the Anacortes Community Theatre, 1302 10th St. Tickets are $14. For more info: (360) 293-6829 or acttheatre.com. AUG. 10 - 11 ATOMIC VAUDEVILLE: An irreverent mixture of music, sketches, satire and beauty can be seen when Canada’s Atomic Vaudeville Cabaret comes to town at 8pm at the iDiOM Theater, 1418 Cornwall Ave. FYI: Local performers will join in for the fun. Tickets are $8. For more info: 201-5464 or idiomtheater.com. UPFRONT ANNIVERSARY: Help celebrate the third anniversary of the Upfront Theatre with special performances by Mainstage members, visiting troupes and (maybe) founder Ryan Stiles with shows at 7:30pm and 9:30pm at the Upfront, 1208 Bay St. Tickets are $8-$10. For more info: 733-8855 or theupfront.com. DANCE SAT., AUG. 11 TANGO BY BAY: All are welcome at “Tango by the Bay!” from 9-11pm at the Squalicum Yacht Club, 2625 Harbor Loop. Show up at 8pm for a lesson. Entry is $5. For more info: 734-5676. OPENINGS PROFILES DO IT EVENTS THURS., AUG. 9 FIGURE STUDY: Attend an open studio featuring live models from 7-9pm at BellinghamART, 1701 Ellis St. Additional life figure sessions happen Aug. 16 and 30. Cost is $8$10. For more info: 738-8379. BY LANE KOIVU Chalking It Up FRI., AUG. 10 BEAD FOR UGANDA: Purchase and peruse beadwork as part of “Bead for Uganda” from 7-10pm at the Center for Expressive Arts and Experiential Education, 1317 Commercial St., suite 202. Funds raised will help create economic opportunities for refugee women and children. For more info: 220-0232. Taking art to the streets SAT., AUG. 11 IT’S NOT every day that people are encouraged to get all artsy on crowded public sidewalks—more often than not, this art form is called “vandalism” and is considered to be highly illegal. But some rules are made to be broken and, every year, during the second weekend of August, downtown Bellingham finds citizens of all ages taking their creative energy to the streets at the annual Chalk Art Festival. Celebrating its 15th year, Chalk Art has proved a smashing success in Bellingham, with sidewalk spaces filling up faster than ever as people transform the pale concrete into a colorful, communal art space. “It’s an art extravaganza for all levels,” Allied Arts Executive Director Rebecca Hutchins says. ”The mission is to bring arts to the community in an interactive way. It’s an important opportunity for families and kids to express WHAT: WHAT: Chalk Art Festithemselves.” val and La Bella Chalk art itself has a long hisStrada WHEN: 10amtory of tradition, beginning as a 6pm Sat., Aug. 16th Century Renaissance-based medium practiced in the court- 12 and 10am5pm Sun., Aug. yards of Italy. And it doesn’t 13 seem to be going out of style WHERE: Downtown Bellingham anytime soon, either—200 sideCOST: Free to walk spaces have been made attend available this year, with half of INFO: 676-8548 those reserved exclusively for or alliedarts.org children. “Our youth are lacking in opportunity to learn through the arts,” Hutchins explains, adding that she feels it’s important to offer an informal, family-friendly, fun communal environment. As if chalking pavement wasn’t enough, Allied Arts will also be hosting the second annual La Bella Strada Art Festival in conjunction with Chalk Art on SEE IT Photo courtesy of Allied Arts Cornwall Avenue. Translated as “the beautiful street,” the festival will feature more than 40 vendors selling everything from paintings, metalwork, jewelry and other fine art merchandise. Both Saturday and Sunday will feature live music from the Otters, Zephyr Winds and Cabin Fever NW, to name a few. “The idea is to present fine artwork from artists throughout the region,” Hutchins says. “Adding the fine art festival component really expands our audience.” So, if chalking isn’t exactly your bag of cookies, there’ll be plenty of eye candy to keep your creative cravings at bay for a couple days. Mixed in with the public pieces will be the street art of R. R. Clark (Fishboy), Vince LaLonde, Ben Mann, Shawn Pagels, Laurie Potter, Patricia Stowell, and Sharon Swanson—local artists who have been selected by Allied Arts to create “cornerstone” pieces at various intersections in the downtown area. And if your neck starts to get sore, the Allied Arts Gallery will be showcasing 31 vertically placed fine art pieces by local and regional artists selected for La Bella Strata Juried Art Competition. In short, the least you could walk away with is a uniquely interactive look into Bellingham’s diverse artistic community. ”I think we forget that imagination and creativity are an inherent part of us,” festival manager Christine Scheid-Zurline notes. “That’s why we have Allied Arts, because the desire to create never goes away.” STONE CELEBRAT ION: A reception for the “Celebration of Stone Sculpture” exhibit happens from 3:30-8:30pm at Blue Horse Gallery, 301 W. Holly St. A concurrent stone-sculpting demonstration featuring Pacific Northwest artists happens from 10am-3pm at the Depot Market Square. For more info: 671-2305. AUG. 11 - 12 COUPEVILLE ARTS: The 44th annual Coupeville Arts and Crafts Festival happens from 10am-6pm Sat. and 10am-5pm Sat. on Whidbey Island. For more info: (360) 678-5116 or coupevilleartsandcraftsfestival.org. MON., AUG. 13 FARM FOR LIFE: See the “Farming for Life!” exhibit, which features more than 200 photos of Whatcom County’s agricultural industry, Aug. 13-18 as part of the Northwest Washington Fair in Lynden. For more info: 354-1337 or wcfarmfriends.com. MON, AUG. 13 PLEIN AIR: Studio UFO’s Trish Harding will lead a Plein Air workshop from 10am-3pm at Woodstock Farm. Cost is $40. For more info: 319-6115 or studioufo.net. TUES., AUG. 14 ART GROUP: Wade Marlow leads a free slide program based on “Twelve Years of Art Group Travel with Blue Horse Gallery” at 12:30pm at the Whatcom Mu- seum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. ALLIED OPENING: Bellingham photographer Tore Ofteness’ exhibit, “Construction/Deconstruction,” opens today at Allied Arts, 1416 Cornwall Ave. A reception happens Aug. 17. For more info: 676-8548. O N GO I N G EXHIBITS BELLINGHAM RAILWAY MUSEUM: The museum is open to the public from noon-5pm Tues. and Thurs.-Sat. at 1320 Commercial St. For more info: 393-7540. BOUNDARY BAY: View works by pop artist Andrea Heimer through the month at Boundary Bay Brewery, 1107 Railroad Ave. For more info: andreaheimer.com. CENTER FOR EXPRESSIVE ARTS: See the “Artist Salon Members Show” through Sept. 2 at the Center for Expressive Arts, 1317 Commercial St. For more info: 920-2292. COLOPHON CAFÉ: “The Way of Light,” an abstract spiritual art exhibit by Sherman R. Buck, will show through August at the Colophon Café, 1208 11th St. For more info: 647-0092. GOOD EARTH: See featured artist Deb Martin’s elegant but functional stoneware pottery through August at Good Earth Pottery, 1000 Harris Ave. For more info: 671-3998. HISTORICAL MUSEUM: “Harvesting the Light: Images of Contemporary Farm Life” shows through November at La Conner’s Skagit County Historical Museum, 501 4th St. For more info: (360) 466-3365. INSIGHTS GALLERY: “Art of the Islands,” featuring a variety of regional artists, shows through Aug. 11 at Anacortes’ Insights Gallery, 516 Commercial Ave. For more info: (360) 588-8044 or insightsgallery.com. LUCIA DOUGLAS: Works by Ryan Dobrowski, Margaret van Patten, and Amy Huddleston can be seen through Aug. 18 at the Lucia Douglas Gallery, 1415 13th St. For more info: 733-5361 or luciadouglas.com. MINDPORT EXHIBITS: Peruse “Jonathan Winter: Jeweler’s Hand, Collector’s Heart” through Aug. 19 at Mindport Exhibits, 210 W. Holly St. For more info: 6475614 or mindport.org. ART 19 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art GALLERIES Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 visual 19 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 20 music PRE V IE W S RUMOR HA S I T show PREVIEW BY CAREY ROSS The Nuge and I A pseudo-interview with Ted Nugent TED NUGENT is a busy man. Aside from being a rock ‘n’ roll icon for the past four-plus decades with millions of albums sold and such hits as “Cat Scratch Fever,” “Stranglehold,” and “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang” to his credit, he also runs a successful hunting enterprise and is an ardent activist for not only the Second Amendment, but also for many of his other conservative—and often controversial—beliefs. In his spare time, he advocates for his clean-living lifestyle through his affiliation with DARE and MADD, writes his memoirs and entertains political aspirations, all the while facing down criticism from animal activists, feminists, gun-control supporters and just about everyone else in his own highly quotable style. It has often been said that, when it comes to the Nuge, the real show happens offstage, when he opens his mouth. And, while that downplays his very real status as one of rock music’s premiere axemen, there’s certainly some truth in the statement. When I received the news that Nugent would play a show at the Northwest Washington Fair, I was hoping to experience some of his famous outspokenness firsthand, but alas, it was not to be. However, thanks to such fine publications as CREEM and Classic Rock Revisited, I am able to pretty easily envision how my encounter with the Motor City Madman would’ve gone. So, here’s my take on what the Nuge might have said if I’d only had the chance to chat him up myself. CW: So, Ted, how’s it going? TN: All right, all right! You got questions, I got answers. I’m ready to rock! Yeah, I’m game for basically anything. I’m saying let ‘er rip. Actually, you might want to just start flinging questions at me now ‘cause, God am I full of ideas. CW: Well, all right. So, I’m going to guess you’ve never played a show in Lynden before. What can people expect from the Motor City Madman? CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE Rumor Has It SO THE SUMMER’S biggest weekend for local music is upon us—however, none of the bands involved are actually playing in Bellingham. Which means, if you want to partake (and I think you do), you’ll have to do a bit of traveling. How far you’re willing to go is up to you. For those wanting to stay close to home, and want the added benefit of being able to square dance in a field and sing around a campfire late into the night, the Subdued Stringband Jamboree is your best bet. This year’s lineup includes the Gallus Brothers, Yogoman Burning Band, Chuckanut Drive, and many more, but if you can only go for one day of the weekendlong event, you should probably make it Saturday, as the finale and all-band superjam is definitely the highlight of the whole shebang. If you happen to see Robert Blake out there—he’ll be the guy on the BY CAREY ROSS bike in the big hat who is everywhere at once—knock him down and wrestle him to the dirt by way of thanking him for organizing this thing every year. If you’re willing to expand your travel radius a bit, check out Flowmotion’s Summer Meltdown Festival. While the folks organizing it call it a “grassroots” festival—and in terms of organization and implementation, it certainly is—the term is a bit misleading. First of all, it takes place at Darrington’s Whitehorse Mountain Amphitheater, which is not exactly a small place. Secondly, the festival draws thousands of people and features such talent as Garaj Mahal, Spanish for 100, Sky Cries Mary, the Yard Dogs Road Show, and, of course, Flowmotion. For my money, there’s no better act on the roster than the March Fourth Marching Band, who I happened to catch in all their considerable glory during a recent trip to the band’s hometown of Portland. Tickets are still available, however, so you don’t have to take my word for it. And last, but certainly not least, if you’re truly a die-hard music fan, there’s really only one place you’ll be spending your weekend: Missoula, Mont. Aside from being a town that’s generally extraordinarily friendly to Bellingham musicians, Missoula is also home to Wantage Records’ Total Fest, which this year offers up such local talent as the Trucks, the Narrows, and the Dandelion Junk Queens. The best way to describe Total Fest is it’s sort of like Garage Shock, except not confined to one small bar and with the support of the surrounding community. It’s also, for many Bellingham bands and their fans, known as the Mecca to which they pilgrimage every summer. FROM PAGE 20 TN: I am classic rock revisited! I revisit it every waking moment of my life because it has the spirit and the attitude and the fire and the middle finger. I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar. Eat me! CW: Um, thanks, but no. Do you worry that likening yourself to Rosa Parks isn’t the most politically correct move? TN: Political Correctness is about turning a blind eye to painful reality because your comfortable feelings are more important to you than saving lives and providing quality of life to people who work their ass off to be productive and are a benefit to this great American Dream. CW: The American Dream, huh? TN: I have the American Dream licked. CW: That’s great. So about your upcoming show— TN: I have got the American Dream figured out. I put in more than I ever take out. If everybody would do that then, my God, we would get rid of the punks and the scum and the monsters and the criminals and the bloodsuckers. ROCK IT We would encourage WHO: The Nuge WHEN: 8pm Wed., people to become Aug. 15 independent and selfWHERE: The sufficient and to help Grandstand, Norththeir neighbor instead west Washington of suck blood from Fair, Lynden COST: $25 their neighbor. That MORE INFO: (360) is what the American 354-4111 or nwDream was supposed wafair.com to be about but we have tolerated stupidity, evil and indecency for so long that it has become a celebrated subculture. I think it is time to change that crap. CW: Sure, the American Dream. I think I get it, Ted. TN: I have got a threat going right now that says if the Republican Party cannot project the proper representation of productive members of the American Dream then maybe Uncle Ted will run for Governor of the State of Michigan... I am not saying that I am going to run but I am saying that it is a possibility. CW: But you’d have to give up touring. TN: I don’t just enjoy making music and I don’t just like touring. I literally crave it. I can’t wait to pick up that nasty-ass Michigan Gibson guitar and turn on an amp and cause people to go berserk. I crave the primality, the primal scream, the primal urges and awareness that my music represents to my lifestyle, and it’s a lot like my hunting lifestyle, it’s just a little bit more crazy. CW: Speaking of your “hunting lifestyle”— TN: I hump the wild to take it all in. There is no bag limit on happiness. CW: Well, the Nuge, I don’t quite know what that means... TN: Rock ‘n’ roll, the great outdoors and short skirts is what makes Ted Nugent tick. The reason that Ted Nugent kicks major ass is because I’ve never done drugs. CW: I really don’t think you need them, Ted. TN: You know what my biggest problem in life is? I’m my own worst enemy because I am too intense for my own good. CW: Word up, bro. So, there you have it: A totally fictitious account of my nonexistent conversation with Ted Nugent, courtesy of several very real conversations he had with CREEM, Classic Rock Revisited, The Detroit Free Press, and WRIF-FM Radio in Detroit. Long live the Nuge. VISIT THE FAIR While Ted Nugent is probably the most bombastic of the acts featured on the entertainment lineup of this year’s NW Washington Fair, that doesn’t mean the rest of the roster can’t hold its own as well. Kicking things off on Tues., Aug. 14 is the legendary REO Speedwagon, who can see the Nuge a couple of mega hits—among them “Take it on the Run,” “Keep on Loving You,” and “Can’t Fight this Feeling”—and raise him a platinum album or two. The band is touring behind Find Your Own Way Home, their first album in 11 years. Thursday night sees the Christian rock outfit Third Day grace the Grandstand Stage. And while Nugent and REO Speedwagon probably enjoy more mainstream name recognition, Third Day has racked up three Grammys—which is exactly three more than either the Nuge or REO have received. After that, the last two days of the fair take a turn for the twang. The Charlie Daniels Band takes command of the Grandstand Fri., Aug. 17, while the dual bill of Clay Walker and George Canyon close things out in sweet country style on Sat. Aug. 18. AUG. 8 - 15 FESTIVAL VANCOUVER: Two weeks of live music from around the world—and close to home—will happen through Aug. 19 as part of Festival Vancouver at various venues in Vancouver, B.C. For more info: (604) 280-3311 or go to festivalvancouver.ca. THURS., AUG. 9 CIRCLE OF FRIENDS: Hear everything from gospel to bluegrass when Matt Audette and the Circle of Friends band perform from 6-8pm at Elizabeth Park. For more info: 6765016. CHORAL WORKSHOP: Zimbabwe music professor Sheasby Matiure will helm an African choral workshop at 7pm at Bellingham Cohousing, 2614 Donovan Ave. All are welcome. Cost is $20. For more info: 671-0361. CLASSICAL TUNES: Pianist Cole Anderson plays works by Gershwin, Bach, and others at a free concert at 7:30pm at Lairmont Manor, 405 Fieldston Rd. For more info: 733-4676. FRI., AUG. 10 SING ALONG: Sing-alongs and original songs by Tom Hunter can be heard at noon on the lawn of the Bellingham Public Library, 210 Central Ave. For more info: 676-6985. MONKEE MAN: Davy Jones of the ’60s group the Monkees performs hits such as “Daydream Believer” and “Last Train to Clarksville” at 8pm at the Silver Reef Casino, 4876 Haxton Way. Tickets are $35. For more info: (866) 383-0777. AUG. 10 - 11 STRINGBAND JAMBOREE: The 7th annual Subdued Stringband Jamboree kicks into gear at 5pm Fri. at the Deming Logging Show Grounds. Musicians include the Pine Hill Haints, the Gallus Brothers, Kasey Anderson, Finnegan’s Wake, the Stilly River Band, and many others. Tickets are $15 for Fri, $20-$25 for Sat. or $30 in advance for the entire weekend. For more info: (800) 451-3873 or stringbandjamboree.com. AUG. 10 - 12 MELTDOWN: The 7th annual Summer Meltdown happens Friday through Sunday at the Whitehorse Mountain Amphitheater in Darrington. Tickets are $100 for the weekend, $60 for Sat. and Sun. and $30 for Sun. only. For more info: summermeltdown.com. SAT., AUG. 11 WESFEST: Head to Wesfest ’07 at 2pm in Glacier at the Community Field behind Graham’s, 9989 Mt. Baker Hwy. Fallfast, Kreg Pressley, Troy Fair Band, 3rd Rail and more will provide the tunes. Donations will benefit the Maple Falls Public Library. For more info: [email protected]. CLASSIC ROCK: The Chryslers will play classic rock at a free concert from 7-9pm at Boulevard Park. For more info: 676-6985. SUN., AUG. 12 BURNABY BLUES: James Cotton, Otis Clay, the Mud Bay Blues Band, and Los Lonely Boys are among the acts scheduled to take the stage at the Burnaby Roots and Blues Festival from 3-10pm at Deer Lake Park in Burnaby, B.C. Tickets are $40 in advance or $51 the day of the show. For more info: (604) 291-6864 or burnabybluesfestival.com. NORTHERN LIGHTS: Big band tunes can be heard when the Northern Lights Jazz Orchestra performs from 1:30-3:30pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. The event is free. For more info: 733-6872. LIGHT JAZZ: Hear swing tunes and light jazz courtesy of the Prawns at a free concert at 2pm at the Whatcom Museum, 121 Prospect St. For more info: 676-6981. BIMA BASH: Join the Bellingham Independent Music Association (BIMA) from 3-5pm for a Songsalive Songwriters Critique Workshop at the Wild Buffalo, 208 W. Holly St. For more info: 656-6535 or bima.com. TUES., AUG. 14 SPECIAL BLEND: Jazz and rock combine when the Special Blend gives a free concert at 6pm at the Fairhaven Village Green. For more info: 676-6985. Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music MUSIC 20-23 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food 35 THE NUGE, misc. 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The Otters College Night Julie Payne Marc Broussard’s Soul Revue/Aug. 10/Richard’s on Richards Line Dance Lessons w/Bev Ollerenshaw Karaoke Eye Candy Kenny Hess 07.14.07 Clutch, Year Long Disaster, Backyard Tire Fire The Penny Stinkers DJ Dance Party DJ Deerhead and Friends Kenny Hess Police Teeth/Aug. 11/ Rogue Hero The Russians, The Cherubs, Chores, Batman vs. Predator Counselor, Sheal, Team Awesome Marvin Johnson Fab 4+1 Fab 4+1 Marvin Johnson Marc Broussard’s Soul Revue Chicklets Pride Recovery Party Evans Blue Subtle Switches The Duntons Nick Gravenites, David LaFlamme Photo by Hollie Huthman Bump Kitchen The All-Nighters, The Verb, The Lava Rats Police Teeth, Lake of Falcons Industry Night College Night Ladies Night Party Night Betty Desire Show, DJ Velveteen DJ F, DJ Buckshot DJ Qbnza DJ Scooter Kenny Hess Davy Jones (Pavilion), City Zu (Lounge) City Zu (Lounge) Country Cruise Karaoke Wild Card Weekend feat. Pop Culture Wild Card Weekend feat. Pop Culture Cool Summer Jazz feat. Susan Pascal Quartet Walt Burkett Tim Matheis & Ray Downey The Spencetet Ashaman Gray Hot Rod Helgy Hot Rod Helgy Ladies Night feat. DJ Super Dave Skylark’s Village Inn Gus & Kati and the Mighty Ghosts of Heaven; Clampitt, Gaddis and Buck; The Pine Hill Haints Karaoke Silver Reef Hotel Casino & Spa Skagit Valley Casino Shawnee Kilgore, Kevin Carlson Michael White and the White Rogue Hero Royal Quickdraw Stringband Belly, George, Elise Estrada, more Nooksack River Casino The Old Foundry 07.13.07 SUNDAY UB40 Honey Moon Hot Shotz Happy Hour Live Music feat. The High, Wide and Handsome Band, Shaun of the Dead 07.12.07 Karaoke w/Rocky Acoustic Oasis Open Mic feat. Jeremy and Pat Larry Hanks and Mike Marker, Kristin Allen-Zito Happy Hour Jazz Project (early), Jude Taylor w/Zydeco Explosion Karaoke Band Fight Nite Halleck Street Ramblers DJ Postal, DJ Shortwave Jump-Jive An’ Wail feat. Prawns ’80s Night feat. DJ Chrissy Wild Buffalo Weekly Blues Invitational Jam Boundary Bay Brewing Co. 1107 Railroad Ave • 647-5593 | Chiribin’s 113 E. Magnolia St. • 734-0817 | Commodore Ballroom 868 Granville St., Vancouver • (604) 739-4550 | Department of Safety 1011 12th St. Anacortes • (360) 293-8361 | Fairhaven Pub & Martini Bar 1114 Harris Ave. • 671-6745 | Fantasia Espresso & Tea 1324 Cornwall Ave. • 715-1622 | Green Frog Café Acoustic Tavern 902 N State St. • 756-1213 | Main Street Bar & Grill 2004 Main St., Ferndale • 384-2982 | Nightlight Lounge 211 E. Chestnut St • 527-1531 | Poppe’s Bistro & Lounge 714 Lakeway Dr. • 671-1011 | Richard’s on Richards 1036 Richards St. Vancouver • (604) 687-6794 | Rockfish Grill 320 Commercial Ave. Anacortes • (360) 588-1720 | The Rogue Hero 1313 N. State St. • 756-0069 | The Royal 208 E. 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Crazy Love more or less nominates Burt and Linda Pugach as New York City’s most dysfunctional couple of all time—which is astounding when you consider the competition. But the documentary backs it up. Director Dan Klores traces the mad, sad tale of Burt and Linda from humble Bronx weirdness through several explosions of tabloid infamy all the way to today, when they appear to be just another sweet elderly couple at the deli. Don’t be fooled. How many sweet old men at the deli once hired goons to blind their girlfriend with lye, served jail time, then married said girlfriend when they got out? When he spied 18-year-old Linda Riss at the beach in 1957, Pugach, then 30, had to have her. An ambulance chaser with a brisk law practice, Pugach liked to live large. The naive Linda was dazzled. So what if he looked like movie nerd Arnold Stang? “He owned a nightclub. He was a lawyer. He had a plane,” recalls one of her friends. What wasn’t to like? The fact that he was already married, for one thing. Pathological jealousy, for another. When Linda dumped him after learning of his wife, Burt lay on the floor and wailed like a two-year-old. Then he grew a scary beard. Then he called the goons. “If I can’t have her, no one can,” he said—the eternal cry of the spurned loser. Crazy Love doesn’t downplay the awfulness of what happened, but it also knows a good media circus when it sees one. Burt acted as his own lawyer, turned the trial into a carnival, was convicted and sent to Attica, where he was such a successful jailhouse lawyer for other prisoners he was put in solitary confinement. Meanwhile Linda traveled to Europe and back, growing steadily lonelier with the years. When Burt was pa- roled in 1974, he used a television interview to publicly propose to her; eventually she said yes. The tabloids swooped in once more. There the two are in headlines and on magazine covers; there they are on The Mike Douglas Show and Geraldo. Everyone wants to know one thing: Why? Why would Linda Riss take back the person who maimed her, the man People magazine called “America’s Most Horrible Husband?” Why would she stick by him in 1996, when he cheated on her with a younger woman and they wound up on the front page of the New York Post all over again? It’s a mystery Crazy Love never quite solves, perhaps out of respect for everything Linda has gone through. The final scenes with Burt and Linda today are unexpectedly touching. The two bicker like your grandparents, with the same affection but considerably more poison flowing under the bridge. Linda’s a taskmaster, and when she says, “It’s not easy being with me—I figured this was the best revenge,” the laugh sticks in your throat. She also says, when asked why she went back to Burt, “To him, I was still beautiful.” Maybe it is as simple as that. EVERYTHING BUT the enchanted kitchen sink shows up in the sprawling fairytale Stardust, including evil witches, airborne pirate ships, double-parked unicorns and Robert De Niro as a cross-dressing sea captain. Sprinkled with tongue-in-cheek humor, fairly adult jokes and some wellknown faces acting very silly, this adventure story should have particular appeal to fans of The Princess Bride, but, in any event, will never be mistaken for a movie that’s strictly for kids. One of the opening scenes (there are several) involves the dubious conception of our hero, Tristan Thorne (Charlie Cox)—the collaborative effort of a witch’s slave (Kate Magowan) and Tristan’s wall-jumping father (Ben Barnes). They live in Wall, which separates England from the supernatural kingdom of Stormhold. There, a battle for succession to the throne of the ailing king (Peter O’Toole) rages among seven princes, only three of whom are left alive as the story begins. There’s a lot going on in Stardust, which is based on the novel written by Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Charles Vess. The royal rivalries are raging; the dead princes, who appear in black-and-white, are a hilarious Greek chorus, providing play-by-play on the homicidal antics of their surviving brothers. Meanwhile, the young, inept Tristan is wooing the fair Victoria (Sienna Miller) by telling her he’ll bring her the fallen star they’ve seen pass over their heads. Then there’s Yvaine (Claire Danes), who is the fallen star. And then there’s Lamia (Michelle Pfeiffer), the evil witch who wants to cut out Yvaine’s still-beating heart and eat it with her horrid sisters so they can prolong their already unnatural youth. The very best thing in the film, Pfeiffer CONTINUED ON NEXT PAGE MY BEST FRIEND (Mon meilleur ami) CRAZY LOVE Fri-Thr, Aug 10-16 @ 6 PM Sat-Sun, Aug 11-12 @ 1:30 PM USA • 2007 • 92 min • English • PG-13 shows great comedic timing, and her metamorphoses—as Lamia careens from flourishing beauty to horrible crone—show considerable courage, as the actress manages to be funny regardless of what state of decrepitude she’s in. It’s not a very admirable character, after all: Lamia turns people into goats and goats into people, and she and her sisters foretell the future by hacking up animals and reading their entrails. Stardust ’s saving grace comes in the form of a lot of incidental humor. Pfeiffer delivers elaborate, well-timed eye rolls when things like eternal youth don’t go her way. De Niro, whose Capt. Shakespeare is so swishy it’s amazing he doesn’t go overboard, does a “Can-Can” fan dance that, while it doesn’t have REVIEWED BY MICK LASALLE My Best Friend Who’s your BFF? SOME OF the best French films of the past 20 years have been made by Patrice Leconte. His movies can be grand and historical, such as The Widow of St. Pierre, or modern chamber pieces, such as The Man on the Train. My Best Friend is more in Leconte’s chamber piece category, the story of an aggressive antiques collector who doesn’t quite realize he is living an entirely friendless existence. He is interested only in things and sees people as means to an end. And then one day, as if intuiting this lack within himself, he pays an exorbitant sum of money for an antique vase celebrating the friendship between two men. much to do with the film’s story, is as engrossing as a car crash. Typical for a fantasy with love at the center, the romance turns out to be the least interesting thing in the film. Tristan undergoes an extreme makeover over the course of the movie, moving improbably from Edwardian nerd to Byronic swashbuckler; but the fit is never quite right. Danes is outright cranky as Yvaine, to the point where viewers may want to hand her over to Lamia. But the sweep of the story and the humor keep things on something of an even keel. The film’s production values are good, with the more obvious computer-manipulated moments not really distracting from the whole, as the story and the characters are generally cartwheeling around reality anyway. The purchase leads some of his associates to observe that he has not one friend in the world. He insists he has, that indeed he has a best friend. His partner goads him into agreeing to forfeit the vase if he can’t produce a best friend by the end of the month. Francois takes notice of a cabdriver, Bruno (Dany Boon), who seems to have a way with people, and Francois hires him so that he can learn how to be likable. As one might expect, this inevitably leads to a series of delightful humiliations, in which Francois tries and fails, but what makes My Best Friend interesting is the interactions are not all one way. Along the way, My Best Friend offers insights into the emotional and psychological components of both friendliness and friendship. Bruno has the gift of friendliness. Friendship, however, is a little harder to pin down. 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stay for two at the Silver Reef Casino, dinner for two at the steakhouse, couples spa massage and more FIRST PRIZE: $100 gift certificate to Boundary Bay Brewery SECOND PRIZE: $50 gift certificate to Fairhaven Runners reviews RUS H H O U R 3 BY CAREY ROSS FILM SHORTS Bratz: I don’t know anything about this movie except it’s based on a popular line of dolls with giant heads. Sort of like bobbles, but more hip. However, their human cinematic counterparts don’t appear to be afflicted in this way, which might actually make them less appealing. + (PG • 1 hr. 30 min.) Sunset Square 12:20 The Bourne Ultimatum: Matt Damon kicks ass all over London in this, what he claims will be the final installment, of the mega-successful and wholly entertaining Bourne franchise. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 51 min.) Bellis Fair 1:35 | 2:10 | 4:20 | 4:55 | 7:05 | 7:40 | 9:50 | 10:25 Crazy Love: See review previous page. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 32 min.) Pickford 6:00 | Sat. & Sun. @ 1:30 Daddy Day Camp: Because Daddy Day Care just wasn’t idiotic enough. + (PG • 1 hr. 33 min.) Bellis Fair 12:35 | 2:50 | 5:10 | 7:30 | 9:45 The Goonies: In terms of cult films, it gets no better than The Goonies. Join Sloth, Chunk, and the Fratelli brothers in the Boundary Bay Beer Garden and relive your youth all over again. Dress-up theme: Pirates. +++++ (PG • 1 hr. 54 min.) Boundary Bay Beer Garden Thurs. @ dusk Hairspray: This is the film that’s based on a hit Broadway musical that was, in turn, based on a film by John Waters. All this begs the question: Can a twice-removed John Waters film made without any assistance from Waters himself possibly be better than the original? +++ (PG • 1 hr. 47 min.) Sehome 1:15 | 4:15 | 7:15 | 10:10 Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix: Harry Potter grows up and gets dark in this, the shortest movie adaptation of the longest book in the frenzy-inducing series. +++ (PG13 • 2 hrs. 18 min.) Bellis Fair 12:30 | 3:45 | 7:00 | 10:15 Hot Rod: An Evel Knievel wanna-be with a whole host of family issues looks to enter the record books, save the day for his downright mean stepfather and redeem his own sense of self-worth—while earning plenty of laughs along the way. +++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 28 min.) Sunset Square 3:00 | 5:15 | 7:45 | 10:10 I Know Who Killed Me: When Lindsay “I heart rehab” Lohan isn’t busy getting arrested for drinking and drugging, she sometimes makes movies. This is one of them. ++ (R • 1 hr. 45 min.) Sunset Square 9:00 I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry: Could this be the stupidest movie ever made? While the preview suggests this may indeed be the case, I’m certainly not going to slap down my hard-earned sawbuck to find out. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 50 min.) Sunset Square 1:15 | 4:10 | 7:15 | 9:50 Monty Python and the Holy Grail: It can’t be summer movie season in Bellingham without Monty Python and crew bringing their brand of hilarity to an outdoor screen somewhere. Prozac Mountain Boys will kick the whole thing off in fine bluegrass style. +++++ (PG • 1 hr. 31 min.) Fairhaven Village Green 7:30 My Best Friend: See review previous page. ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 34 min.) Pickford 3:45 | 8:15 No Reservations: Catherine Zeta-Jones shows off her knife skills and slices and dices her way to Aaron Eckhart’s heart in this serviceable recreation of the foreign flick Mostly Martha. +++ (PG • 1 hr. 45 min.) Bellis Fair 2:05 | 4:45 | 7:20 | 10:00 Ratatouille: Brad Bird (of The Incredibles) teams up once again with Pixar to craft what looks to be the animated event of the summer, a story about a rat with big dreams and a refined palate to match. ++++ (G • 1 hr. 50 min.) Bellis Fair 1:40 | 4:25 | 7:10 | 9:55 Rush Hour 3: Chris Tucker, who has parlayed being ridiculously irritating into a reported $20 million payday for this film, returns with partner Jackie Chan in tow to use top-notch martial arts and subpar humor to defeat the bad guys once again. + (PG-13 • 1 hr. 30 min.) Sunset Square 12:00 | 1:00 | 2:10 | 3:15 | 4:20 | 5:30 | 6:50 | 7:50 | 9:15 | 10:15 The Simpson’s Movie: After dominating the small screen for almost 20 years, Springfield’s infamous animated yellow family finally makes the big leap to the big screen. Will bigger mean better for this dysfunctional clan? ++++ (PG-13 • 1 hr. 27 min.) Sehome 12:45 | 3:00 | 5:15 | 7:35 | 10:20 Stardust: See review previous page. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 10 min.) Sehome 1:00 | 4:00 | 7:00 | 9:55 Transformers: Michael Bay makes robot magic—and proves there is indeed more than meets the eye—as he brings the epic battle between the Autobots and Decepticons to over-the-top cinematic life. ++++ (PG-13 • 2 hrs. 24 min.) Sunset Square 12:30 | 3:45 | 7:00 | 10:00 Underdog: What’s an ordinary beagle with a wicked case of radiation and a penchant for solving crimes to do? Sew up a uniform and become a superhero, of course. There’s no need to fear, Underdog is here! +++ (PG • 1 hr. 24 min.) 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Your assignment in the coming week is to enjoy getting excited by faces that captivate your imagination. This isn’t just about pure physical beauty, of course. You should also be alert to the titillating wisdom and arousing compassion that are revealed in their features... as well as the ripples of inscrutable emotions and the flows of secret knowings. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Lately, it’s as if you’ve been riding a roller coaster on which you’re forbidden to scream. It’s as if you’ve been trying to suppress your laughter as you watch a series of the funniest stand-up comedians on the planet. It’s like you’ve been ordered to sit stiffly in a chair and keep your feet motionless while your favorite band plays the dance music you love best. I hope you won’t put up with this predicament any longer, Taurus. Either scream, laugh, and dance, or else escape any situation that’s keeping you clamped down. GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I do not wish to hear about the moon from someone who has not been there,” wrote 19th-century wit Mark Twain. That’s an extreme statement of how important it is to formulate conclusions based on first-hand knowledge rather than on hearsay and random opinions. In the coming weeks, this principle will be even more crucial to your mental health than it usually is. In my astrological opinion, you need to significantly increase the proportion of information you acquire through your direct perceptions, as well as from people who’ve had intimate contact with the things you’re curious about. CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Dear Rob: Do you have any tips on dealing with fear that paralyzes you? Like say I need to tell a certain someone how I really feel. My heart keeps telling me to do it. My mind keeps telling me to do it. But my fear makes me put it off again and again. And I don’t have much time before the window of opportunity closes. Please help! I don’t want to miss out! - Cowardly Cancerian.” Dear Soon-To-Be-Courageous Cancerian: In accordance with cosmic rhythms, which are conspiring to assist you in summoning hidden reserves of chutzpah, I hereby assign you to actually do the thing you fear at one of these times: Friday, August 10 between 7 and 9 pm; Saturday, August 11 between noon and 2; Sunday, August 12 between 3:30 and 6 pm; or Monday, August 13 between 6 and 8 pm. 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Water,sewer and SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Rob: In the past few weeks, life has been opening me up over and over again, as if I were a rose that couldn’t stop blooming. Every perception hits me with a soothing bolt of clarity. Every conversation is gracefully sculpted, as if composed by a higher power. I’m listening and actually hearing what people really mean. I feel accountable for each word that comes out of my mouth. It’s amazing. Do you have any tips for keeping this state going on forever? I’m afraid I’ll slip back into a duller, more self-absorbed state. - Scorpio On Fire.” Dear Scorpio: Don’t cling. Don’t be grasping or anxious. Instead, do what is potentially every Scorpio’s specialty: Die and be reborn every day. Again and again, kill off the magic that’s working so well and artfully resurrect it in a transformed version. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In Infinite Jest, novelist David Foster Wallace imagines what life will be like in the future. One big change is that the years will no longer be known by numbers. The naming rights will have been sold to corporate sponsors. What might have been 2013 and 2014, for instance, will be the Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland and the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. I thought it might be fun to borrow that idea for your horoscope, especially in light of the fact that imminent events may play a big role in defining the main themes of 2007. Will this turn out to be your Year of Fertility Rites in the Wild Frontier? Or maybe the Year of Your Inner Animal’s Intelligence Upgrade? Or the Year of Your Fantastic Voyage to the Cosmic Lost and Found? We’ll soon find out. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Certain religions whose names I won’t mention have given prayer a bad name. It has come to be associated with sentimentality, desperation, delusion, greed, and wishful thinking. But I prefer to define prayer as an intention to align your emotions and thoughts with the highest possible good. Can you give that definition a whirl? I hope so. It’s Big Wild Prayer Week, a time when you will have an extraordinary ability to get in sync with almost unimaginably catalytic currents of cosmic beauty and truth. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Desire is not an occupation,” croons the lead singer of the industrial rock band KMFDM. But I beg to differ, at least as far as you’re concerned. For the immediate future, it would definitely not be totally crazy for you to play hooky from your job and stop doing all the busy work you usually do so that you could fully devote yourself to exploring the riddles of your deepest longings. I’m not just talking about the yearning for love and sex, but every single one of your bone-aching, abyss-tempting, reality-crunching hungers. 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Great location for Specialty Deli / Grocery / Micro’s / Etc. $1600. Also wanted partner for Espresso stand at same locaton. Terms negotiable. Check us out @ www.BirchbayGetaway.com 360.739.4748 ,SQI5YIWX ,SQIW 0SSOMRKXS FY]ELSQI# ;ILEZI LSQIWXLVSYKL ;LEXGSQ'SYRX] FI]SRH 0IEVRQSVIEX [[[LSQIUYIWXLSQIWGSQ 'EPP,SQIUYIWXJSV EWLS[MRK Ongoing Marimba Classes Learn to Play the joyous music of Zimbabwe on wooden-key xylophones and hosho (dried gourd shakers). Ages 9 and up welcome. Info: 360-671-0361 [email protected] Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds CLASSIFIEDS28-33 28-34 | Food 35 JOBS TO PLACE AN AD CLASSIFIEDS.CASCADIAWEEKLY.COM REAL ESTATE BUY SELL TRADE BULLETIN BOARD Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 classifieds 31 600 Real Estate Own A KulshanCLT Home in Happy Valley! Is your income between $33,000 and $46,000? Apply now for a home at our Matthei Place Development Construction is underway on 14 new green-built homes. For more information and to apply visit www.kclt.org or call 360-671-5600! gas heat, cozy gas fireplace, delightful gourmet kitchen, large master suite with bathroom & walk-in closet. Lots of storage and a tranquil back patio overlooking greenbelt & walking trails. Awesome location close to shopping medical facilities and Whatcom Community College. $189,900. Call Brian Henderson @ Muljat Group Realtors (360) 303-1787 for details & a showing! $234,900 Amazing View Condo Close to WWU! Amazing sunsets can be yours with this recently renovated 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom condo just a few blocks from WWU, downtown and the waterfront! Walk out to the huge balcony overlooking Bellingham Bay & downtown Bellingham from the living room & master bedroom. This is a great opportunity to own a home for a great price! $234,900. Call Brian @ (360) 303-1787 for details & a showing. Owner is agent. $349,900 Fantastic Bellingham Duplex! Great duplex in desirable location in Bellingham! 5 bedroom & 2 bedroom units, 2900+ sqft. of living space, large lot, fully rented! Perfect location close to WWU, shopping, busline, etc. $349,900. Call Brian Henderson @ Muljat Group Realtors for details (360) 3031787. $399,900 Aiki Built Home in Sudden Valley MLS#27112511 Beautiful Aiki built home! Features include high-efficiency insulation, whole-house air ventilation, instant hot water & radiant in floor heat, cherry hardwood floors, cherry cabinets, extensive use of tile, large trex deck, spacious master suite w/walk in closet, dual vanities, large tile shower & jetted tub. Enjoy RENTALS REAL ESTATE 600 Real Estate large back yard with sounds of nature and fish pond. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)-676-6175 Ext: 9 $499,000 4BD 2.5BA Quality Rambler With High Ceilings MLS#27050600 Exquisite home, landscaping & neighborhood. Welldecorated quality rambler with high ceilings, Palladium window, vacuum system, jacuzzi, and large oak floored kitchen/family room with brick fireplace. On a dead end street close to trails! Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)-676-6175 Ext: 2 $625,000 Highly Appointed Waterfront Condo MLS#27031708 Highly Appointed Waterfront Condo. Wake up and watch the eagles soar over the ocean with the view of the San Juan Islands. Must see to believe upgrades, built-ins, a luxurious spa in your own home! Soak in your jetted tub in one of the two master bathrooms. Watch a movie on one of the two drop down 90 inch projector screens or just enjoy listening to your favorite island music throughout the house with surround-sound in virtually every room. The Master dressing room is fit for a Queen. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1- BUY SELL TRADE *LYPZL5VHO JLYPZLUVHO'^PUKLYTLYLJVT *I Buy Houses Friendly & Fair Katie Lawson 360-715-8000 BULLETIN BOARD 600 Real Estate (800)-676-6175 Ext: 1 $269,900 Gorgeous sunny side waterfront property with dock MLS#27035536 Gorgeous sunny side Toad Lake, lightly treed WATERFRONT. Septic permit approved and on file for 3 bed home. Moderately steep bank with plateaus for building or yard gives great views to the South and South West. Plans put house just above access road (only 3 lots have easement) then 60 Ft of gentle slope to lake. Dock in place. Great trout fishing lake. Electric motors only, quiet, great for kayaking or canoeing, excellent swimming lake, clear deep water. Parking above and/ or below. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)-676-6175 Ext: 6 $364,900 4BD 2BA Beautiful Fairhaven Area MLS#27046177 4 Bdrm 2 Ba Fairhaven home, Bonus room could be finished for bedroom or playroom! Close to Interurban trails, backs to forest. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)676-6175 Ext: 5 $155,000 1 BD 1 BA Cottage, Stick Built Foundation, Studio Cabin MLS#27046361 Clean 1 bedroom cottage redone in 2004 with quality vinyl windows, appliances, bullnose corner drywall, small deck. Call Marie Rose Re/Max Whatcom County for more information. 360-224-6992 PRIVATE RUSTIC RETREAT $349,000 Private one-of-a-kind home on 2.75 acres at the end of the road. Three story home with 3 bedrooms, 1.75 baths, sunroom & detached garage/shop. Enjoy seasonal pond, wildlife, territorial views & walks along the Nooksack River. MLS #27099488 32 SERVICES 600 Real Estate Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifi eds 28-33 CLASSIFIEDS 28-34 | Food 35 Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 classifieds JOBS Call Marie Rose Re/Max Whatcom County for more information. 360-224-6992 CLASSIC CONDO $529,900 Amazing Panoramic View of Bellingham Bay, the San Juan Islands, and Downtown. In the heart of Historic South Hill. Minutes from WWU, Sehome Arboritum, Bellingham Farmer’s Market and City Center. Luxury living with 1346 square feet, 2 Bedrooms, 1.75 baths, bamboo ÀRRULQJVODWHGWLOHDQGPDSOHFDELQHWV MLS #27099207 Bridget Between the Sheets The pace car I have a male friend who is under the assumption that he offers profound sex advice. Ever heard the phrase, “You’re the gas, she’s the brake?” He uses this term so often you’d think it was etched in stone in the caverns of sexual history, right next to that dusty volume of Men are from Mars. Many readers struggle with a shared problem, your gal Bridget included. Who is the pace car in your sexual relationship? We’re all breezing around the track at full speed these days. After the dishes are done and the bills are paid, it’s tough to give it your all when you reach bed at 11pm. And as it happens, most women don’t go from zero to 60 in 3.5 seconds. All of us have our own rate of speed in the bedroom. On average, the difference in the time it takes women and men to reach orgasm during foreplay and vaginal intercourse is greater than it is for masturbation. Women average 10 to 20 minutes from warmup to the finish line. And—surprise!—men get there quicker. Single men, on the average, take about seven minutes. Married men pass the checkered fl ag in about 14 minutes. A good thing to remember about “averages” is this includes men who take a lot longer to reach orgasm as well as those who don’t take nearly as long. When it comes to actual penetration, most men are reaching the end of the last lap in two minutes fl at. Interestingly, the first few orgasmic contractions for women and men happen at exactly the same intervals: 0.8 seconds. (That may be why some couples find simultaneous orgasm so compelling.) Men average four to six orgasmic contractions; women, six to 10. Let’s look at the mechanics here. Most women experience orgasm through stimulation of the clitoris. But for many, the clitoris is positioned in such a way that it doesn’t get enough rub during intercourse to achieve orgasm quickly, if at all. This is different for guys, of course, as their most sensitive part is directly stimulated during intercourse and most types of sex play. So that can put a rest to the theory that males are simply jumping the gun—it’s merely a difference in body design. There can also be psychological issues that can be sexually inhibiting for women and lead to engine failure. Some women may feel anxious about unintended pregnancy and sexually transmitted infections. They may worry whether they’ve picked the right partner or if their partner is faithful. Others struggle with body image issues that can make them less comfortable during sex. And some women feel ambivalent about whether they should really enjoy themselves sexually or make their sexual needs a priority. All of these concerns, and others, can lead to performance anxiety that reduces a woman’s ability to relax and enjoy the ride. So in our quest to cross that finish line, forget about the need for speed. Think of it as more a triathlon than a drag race. It’s helpful to mix it up a bit with different types of activities and stimulation to get everyone’s needs met, and the goal is for both members of the team to get their medal. Finding the pace car for your relationship means realizing we may need to slow down for our partner, cheer each other on and stop feeling pressured to finish the “race” at the same time. Column provided by Mt. Baker Planned Parenthood. E-mail questions to [email protected]. For personal medical questions or to make an appointment, call your nearest health center. Bellingham (360)734-9095 600 Real Estate On the Level Terminate the obscene The cherry tree, in its attempt to produce another cherry tree, creates thousands of seeds. At first glance, this sounds inefficient and wasteful, but not if you take into account the fact that the “extra,” “wasteful” seeds become food for other organisms in the web of life. Waste is food. While seemingly inefficient, Mother Nature is very effective. Duane Jager has taken this to heart. He says, “We are constipating nature” by clogging our landfills with our waste instead of turning it into food. Follow his lead and the very concept of waste is obscene. In this particular case, he’s talking about appliances. Since opening ReUse Works in 2005, he and his team have saved more than 700 appliances for reuse. “We are the tip of the iceberg,” Jager says. ”There’s so much more that needs to be recovered from the waste stream. Our discards are as much a local resource as water, farmlands, fish and forest.” Just how big is the appliance iceberg? More than 27,000 appliances are destroyed every year in Whatcom County without first being assessed for reuse potential. Consider the ReUse Works’ alternative the next time you need to purchase, or dispose of, an appliance. Terminate the obscene and make waste into food. Even if you can afford to buy a new appliance, consider buying used. Shoppers at places like the RE Store and RENTALS REAL ESTATE BUY SELL TRADE 600 Village include many 600 folks who Value Real Estate Real need not be there; they canEstate afford to spend more; they can afford to buy something new. Instead, they pluck their dollars down in support of the reduce/reuse/recycle mantra we so desperately need to prevail. Duane’s team repairs and sells donated washers, dryers, ranges, fridges and freezers. You’ll find ReUse Works at 802 Marine Drive (more info: 5272646 or reuseworks.org). They accept unwanted home appliances, working or not. You can drop your items there, or they’ll even schedule a pickup from your home. After testing and repair, if needed, appliances are cleaned and sold with a 90-day warranty. Appliances that can not be cost-effectively repaired are stripped for reusable parts and recycled. And, of course, they recycle the Freon from the refrigeration units. There’s another piece to this local gem of an organization: sales revenues support their job training program by partnering with the Community Jobs program. Your decision to donate an appliance or purchase a refurbished unit supports onthe-job training in shipping, receiving, repair, maintenance, cleaning, material handling and sales. “Unwanted materials are simply resources that are out of place,” Jager says. “We must find their place, using as little energy as possible—recycling is not enough. Consider the recycling costs when you ship recyclables like appliances out of the area, use energy to melt them down, use energy to re-manufacture a new product, use virgin materials for new products, and then ship those products back into Whatcom County.” Whether you donate an appliance to ReUse Works to keep it out of the landfill, or purchase a used appliance to extend its service life, you successfully erase a portion of your ecological footprint. And you also shrink your spending. At $79 and up, a ReUse Works appliance will stretch your hard-earned money and this, too, is a good thing. Rick Dubrow owns A-1 Builders and Adaptations, their design division www.a1builders.ws. Tune in to his radio show ‘On The Level’ on KMRE FM 102.3. His past shows can also be found on A-1’s website. BULLETIN BOARD 600 Real Estate Includes Studio Cabin w/loft, kitchen & 3/4 bath. Live in house, rent cabin as studio or use as teen space/riding pals/guest cabin. 1/2 acre lightly wooded, asphalt to gravel driveway. Bicycle or ride horses to Birch Bay; store gear in cute shed w/power at entrance, or shed in back. RR Ranch = pool in summer, riding trails, stables. Sunset Farm Equestrian Center by RR entrance. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)676-6175 Ext: 7 $189,000 Attention Investors—Must Sell 3 bd, 1 ba solid rambler on level, sunny corner lot in Sudden Valley Gate 9. Newer roof, new windows, new kitchen cabinets. Creek on property. Rent as-is or easy fix & flip. Must sell quickly. 360-540-5235 HOUSES: FERNDALE $320,000 Beautifully Landscaped ,Mt. Baker Views 6023 Sunshine Dr. Beautifully Landscaped Split Level Home, Views of Mt. Baker. 3b.r. 2 1/2 bathrooms.Bonus room above the Garage. Formal living room w/ French Doors.Large family room w/ cathedral ceiling. Fully fenced yard w/two decks.2 car garage.GFA. Close to Schools-Bus line. 1804 s.f. Beautiful Home, waitng for the right family . Realtors Welcome Virtual Tour@ www.6023sunshine. com (360)410-0267 $115000 Flat, fully serviced lots available Ferndale?s BEST sub division has only 26 flat & fully serviced lots available. Starting at only $115,000, most lots have some view of Mt. Baker & some will have views of the Bay. Will build to suit. Discount offered for multiple lot purchases. Homes sales up to $440,000. I-5 to Main St Ferndale, all the way thru town to Chruch Re, turn R and go 2.2 miles to Pacific Highlands Dr. Call James at 360.319.4894 [email protected] The Muljat Group Realtors $325000 Terrific Family Home I could be Whatcom County?s BEST new construction value! All granite surfaces and stainless steel appliances too. Excellent floor plan, 3 bedrooms & a bonus den too! Fully landscaped, patio, lots of tile and upgraded finish and fixtures. All in a great sub division with terrific amenities, including trails, tennis court & two tot lots. I-5 to Main St, Ferndale, all the way thru town to Church Rd, turn R and go 2.2 miles to Pacific Highlands Dr. Call James at 360.319.4894 600 Real Estate [email protected] The Muljat Group Realtors HOUSES: GLACIER $274900 Glacier Three Bedroom Unique 3 bdrm, 2 bath chateau style home in beautiful Glacier Rim. Very open and spacious living, family and kitchen areas upstairs from private bedrooms, office and laundry room. Quiet setting with gorgeous view near hiking, skiing and fishing. Community tennis court, recreation center and pool. Something for the whole family! Call Jim Odell at Keller Williams R.E. 360 303-2859. HOUSES: LUMMI $110,000 Septic installed3 BD house, near boat launch MLS#27043387 Build your dream home on RARE improved lot on Lummi Island! With a cleared lot, septic INSTALLED for a THREE bedroom home, TWO possible sites for your home, ONE incredible opportunity! This rare lot is near the boat launch, clubhouse, freshwater lake, playground, basketball/ volleyball court. Limited only by buyer’s imagination. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)-676-6175 Ext: 8 HOUSES: LYNDEN $395,000 3BD 2.5BA Brand New Home in Gated-Community 600 Real Estate MLS#27129035 Brand new, custom 3 Bdrm, 2.5 Bath home in desirable Meridian School District. Home boasts granite counter tops, hardwood floors, tile, stainless steel appliances and a 3 car garage. Home is plumbed for central vac. Large bedrooms upstairs. Master bedroom has jetted tub. Private, gatedcommunity on .41 acres with view of Canadian Mtns. Plenty of room for a shop or RV parking. Buyer Tours Realty MLS Info and 360 Virtual Tour Free 24 hour recorded information on this listing 1-(800)-6766175 Ext: 10 700 Bulletin Board CLASSES & WORKSHOPS Bellingham Plays! New Workshops: New season of workshops begins on Wednesday, September 5. One may join at any time, but a commitment of six weeks is expected and is open to beginners as well as experienced actors who want to hone skills. Workshops are basically split into two parts each meeting. The first half is theater games, improvisation and more. The second part is developing scenes between two or more individuals or a monologue. For the next year the group will be focusing attention on the work of American playwrights. Cost is $90 for six weeks. For information call Gene Schankel at 6717854 or e-mail spencer911@ gmail.com. 600 Real Estate PRO SCREENWRITING WORKSHOPS - BELLINGHAM In September, Aubrey M. Horton (MFA, UCLA film school) will teach a series of screenwriting workshops in Bellingham, WA 98225. Horton has consulted on projects for Warner Bros., Paramount, and HBO. “Creative Screenwriting” magazine has rated him as a “highly recommended” script doctor, i.e., in the top 8 nationally. Horton has also mentored five writers who’ve won national screenwriting awards. In 2005 a student of his (now represented by CAA)... signed a blind deal with Warner Bros. and then a 2-picture deal with Paramount Pictures. Horton’s students have had a number of their scripts go to camera. Horton’s 4-week workshop begins Sept. 22nd and meets 3 to 6 p.m. on Saturdays. The fee is $180. Horton’s 8-week workshop begins Sept. 23rd and meets 3 to 6 p.m. on Sundays. The fee is $380. Go to -> www.ScriptDoctor911. com for more info. The application deadline is Sept. 15th. Ongoing Marimba Classes: Learn to play the joyous music of Zimbabwe on wooden-key xylophones and hosho (dried gourd shakers). Ages 9 and up welcome. Info: 360-671-0361; [email protected]. CHILDREN’S DANCE CLASSES Creative Dance and Beginning Ballet for children. Ferndale - 6 miles North of downtown Bellingham. Ballet Arts Northwest, (360) 333-0293 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifi eds 28-33 CLASSIFIEDS 28-34 | Food 35 600 Real By Estate Rick Dubrow SERVICES Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 classifieds JOBS 33 Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifi eds 28-33 CLASSIFIEDS 28-34 | Food 35 GEOLOGY 101 NURSERY, LANDSCAPING & ORCHARDS UNIQUE PLANTS FOR NORTHWEST GARDENS There are two types of rocks in this world... a) Those you’ve climbed. b) Those you haven’t. ornamentals, natives, fruit Hours Monday thu Saturday Sunday 10 to 7 12 to 5 LANDSCAPE & DESIGN SERVICES 214 W. Holly Downtown Bellingham Summer: Wed-Sat 10-5 (360) 966-5859 • 6906 Goodwin Road, Everson 360.543.5678 www.cloudmountainfarm.com Celeb rate Countr y a t Garden · Bakery Gift & Wine Shop Famous 5-lb Apple Pie Fabulous Lunches & Pastries Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 T h e Be s t C h o i c e f o r I m m e d i a t e M e d i c a l C a r e À À À À À À À À Northwest Ave. Clinic 4029 Northwest Ave. One block north of Jerry Chambers Chevrolet 34 Apple Cider Donuts 7 Days a Week À No Appointment Necessary Board Certified M.D.’s on Staf f (360) 734-2330 Hard Cider U-Pick flowers Flu & Other Immunizations Inury & Illness Treatment Lab & X-Ray Available Mammography & Ultrasound Available Occupational Health Care School, Sports & DOT Physicals Travel Consultations Work-Related Injuries Squalicum Parkway Patients: Please See Us at Our New Location Urgent Care for Medicare & DSHS Patients Welcome Open Mon. – Sat. 8–6 [email protected] 360.766.6360 3 miles south of Edison 8933 Farm to Market Rd. • Bow, WA RE V IE W S PROF IL E S BY DAWN LANDAU Bayou on Bay Food with a kick I HAVE loved New Orleans since my first visit. It’s a city that brims with the exotic—a place of endless character and color. The people are as colorful as their surroundings: laughing hard and loud, proud of their heritage and city (even after it was ravaged by Hurricane Katrina). However, the food is definitely one of the defining elements for those who love New Orleans. The cuisine, like the city, is synonymous with spice. Bayou on Bay is a new Bellingham restaurant in the old Stuart’s Coffeehouse on Bay Street. Owner Steve Crosier is a big fan of New Orleans’ cooking, and, as a new transplant to Bellingham, thought it would be a fun addition to the local offerings. He bought the space, decorated it in French Quarter hues and accents, hired several recent grads from the Bellingham Culinary Institute, and created a fairly authentic “N’awlins” eatery. New Orleans cuisine has its roots predominantly in Cajun and Creole culture. The EAT IT names of the dishes dance in your mouth WHAT: Bayou on Bay and tickle your tongue: jambalaya, etoufWHEN: 11am-3pm fée, gumbo, po’boys, beignets and café au Mon., 11am-9pm lait sing out their ethnic roots. African, Tues.-Thurs, 11amFrench, Spanish, Native American and Afro10pm Fri.-Sat. WHERE: 1300 Bay Caribbean cultures all blend to create food St. with a kick. It’s not food for those who preINFO: 752-2968 or fer simple flavors or don’t like spice. bayouonbay.com We tried a sampling of several menu items and were impressed. Appetizers included Crab and Crawfish Cakes ($6.50) served over house coleslaw, with a buttermilk lime dressing. The flavors were just right and very different from local crab cakes. The Cajun Corn Fritters ($4.99) were unique as well, with spinach, whole corn and topped with a smoky, tomato-okra mash. Bayou also offers Fried Frog Legs ($6.99), Oyster Shooters ($1.50 ea.), Hush Puppies ($3.50), and more. Étouffée ($8.25) is a traditional Creole seafood dish served over rice. Bayou’s Étouffée starts with a mushroom base, and combines crawfish, onions, green peppers, celery, garlic, cayenne and a brown roux (versus the traditional blond). The rich flavor was my favorite and my husband was back for more a couple days later. Gumbo ($3.50-$5.99) tends to be thicker, less spicy, shrimp-based, and sometimes includes file (powdered sassafras leaves). Bayou’s is Creole-style and includes chicken, andouille sausage, tomatoes, onions and okra. (One happy diner told me he had “inhaled” his.) Jambalaya ($7.25), a Creole cousin to paella, differs from the others in that the rice is incorporated into the sauce while cooking, allowing it to thicken and absorb the spices and flavors. It includes chicken, crawfish, prawns and peppers and was by far the spiciest thing we tried. The Pulled BBQ Pork Sandwich ($7.99) was sweet, tangy, tender and spicy all at once. The sweet potato fries are to die for. The mixed drink menu is distinctly southern (Mint Julep or Alabama Slammer, anyone?) with a large selection of beers in bottles or on tap. For dessert we tried the Beignets ($2.50$3.50) and the house Pecan Pie ($4.50). The pecan filling was over-the-top delicious. I wasn’t impressed with the Beignets, but in fairness, I am a slave to Café Du Monde’s in the French Quarter—these were distinctly chewier. Bayou on Bay is a welcome addition to Bellingham, offering a Southern alternative to the growing list of local restaurants. Reasonable prices, a fun atmosphere and good food make it worth a try. Do it 3 | Mail 4-5 | Views 6-7 | Currents 8-15 | Words & Community 16 | Get Out 17 | On Stage 18 | Art 19 | Music 20-23 | Film 24-27 | Classifieds 28-33 | Food Food 35 35 REC IPE S Cascadia Weekly #2.32 08.08.07 chow T H E F O OD I S DEF I N I T ELY ON E OF T H E DEF I N I NG EL EM EN T S F OR T HOS E W HO L OV E N E W OR L E A N S . 35