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imgbit.com is new fun site
The annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade tradition began in the 1920’s.
Rebecca
• “This is what happens when
you try to kiss a camel.”
Rachel Byrns, freshman
BYRNS
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In every newspaper issue we will
list a website you
can visit to look up
funny pictures. For
this issue we went
to imgbit.com,which
has funny pictures
of bad situations. In
this photo, going to
the petting zoo turns
bad. I went around
and asked students
what they thought
about this strange
photo.
• “He must be hungry.”
Tanner Wilzbacher, senior
cma award
winners
Entertainer Of The Year
Taylor Swift
New Artist Of The Year
• “Off with his head!”
Tori Gardner, freshman
The Band Perry
Vocal Group of the Year
• “What are they feeding their
camels?”
Jon Roeder, junior
• “ I wonder how his breath
smelt.”
Chris Hamm, senior
Lady Antebellum
Vocal Duo of the Year
Sugarland
Top Female Vocalist
Miranda Lambert
Top Male Vocalist
• “Why did my mom take the picture before
coming to help me?”
Chris Branam, English teacher
Blake Shelton
It’s a crime.............................
Top songs
from iTunes
Country:
Where the stupidity of criminals should be a crime in itself: www.jnweb.com 1. “ If This Was a Movie”
by Taylor Swift
the register, the man though the man had amount
Rebecca
laid the 20 dollar a clean get away, he of cash 2. “Ours”
BYRNS
by Taylor Swift
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bill on the counter, was in such a hurry that was
A man walked pulled out a gun, and to get out of the store in the 3. “Superman”
by Taylor Swift
into a 7-11 store, demanded the cash that he forgot to pick d r a w e r
gave the clerk a 20
dollar bill, and asked
for change. When
the clerk opened up
drawer. The clerk up the 20 dollar bill. was only
gave the man what I’m sure the criminal 15 dollars.
he requested and was very disappointthe man �led. Even ed to �ind out the
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Celebrity Corner
Kim Kardashian 10 million dollar wedding:
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by LMFAO
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that in 2012 it
will be illegal to Rock:
1. “When We Stand Together”
purchase a 100by Nickelback
watt incandescent 2. “Headstrong”
by Trapt
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries
married 72 days
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married 270 days
Mario Lopez and Ali Landry
married 18 days
Britney Spears and Jason Alexander
married 2 days
The Dream and Christina Milian
married 90 days