Volume 2 - Wayne State University
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Volume 2 - Wayne State University
Tau Beta Pi - Michigan Epsilon Chapter Winter 2014, Vol. 2 Wayne State University – Winter 2014 February 7, 2014 FALL 2014 Come One, Come All! OFFICERS Brien Dux President Maxwell Laws Vice-President Maryssa Mercer Membership VP Melissa Wrobel Corresponding Secretary Doug Harriman Treasurer Ben Paczkowski Recording Secretary Tonya Whitehead Cataloger Curt Laugh Historian Amelia Zelenak Community Service Alex Gagliardi Social Coordinator Anant Patel Tutoring Coordinator Steven Stapleton Technology Coordinator Join me tonight in welcoming Winter 2014’s initiate class! Take tonight’s opportunity to meat them (no, wait, that isn’t quite right). I’m sure we will all spend plenty of time giving our potential members giving handy tips and tricks on how to make it in and get the dreaded folder finished. (If I were a gambling man, I would put money on most of the members/officers telling initiates to start polishing their bents. And if you haven’t yet, DO IT! That sucker will take a long time to shine!) And in between helpful hints, let’s enjoy peppering everyone with ridiculous questions. The more absurd, the better! If someone can knock someone out of their seat with a great question, you will win all of the points (see the achievements in the following pages, although that’s a new one and it’ll be worth 1000G). Here’s a little encouragement for you initiates: ridiculous questions call for ridiculous answers, have some fun and let’s see what you’ve got! Page 2 Local Bent, Volume 1 Birthdays What do you mean you forgot the cupcakes? Come on, you guys are killing me. At least be sure to wish these fine people a happy birthday! Maryssa Mercer 2/9 Vilma Kocllari 2/15 Robert Mansour 2/15 Tricia Fernandez 2/17 Tonya Whitehead 2/19 Subramaniam Sunderaswaran 2/23 Alexander Lamb 3/1 Yazeed Sasi 3/6 Christina Wong 3/12 Melissa Wrobel 3/16 Well… after a record zero submissions, this didn’t seem to work very well. Trying again never hurt anyone: It’s the Local Bent. Have something you want to see grace these glorious pages? Submit it! (I’ll give you candy and you will get credit for it, c’mon)! [email protected] Page 3 Local Bent, Volume 1 Bored? There’s a… page for that. Enjoy some fun games. Learn a little about our organization. Laugh at Dilbert. A-maze-ing! Intermediate Mazes by KrazyDad, Book 8 Maze #16 I think this may be the maze for Inception. Although I didn’t make it in two minutes, can you solve it in one? KRAZYDAD.COM/PUZZLES Need the answer? http://krazydad.com/mazes/answers © 2010 KrazyDad.com Page 4 Local Bent, Volume 1 Building Bridges Here are the rules: Connect these islands with bridges until each island can be reached from any other island, and each island has as many outgoing bridges as its number. You may only connect islands vertically or horizontally and bridges may not cross. There may be one or two bridges connecting pairs of islands, but no more than two. Have fun! Page 5 Local Bent, Volume 1 Comics Page 6 Local Bent, Volume 1 Crossword Let’s see how much you know about our organization! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ACROSS 1 Founded by Dr. ____ Higginson Williams, Jr. 7 We were judged best ___ of Tau Beta Pi in 1998-99 and 2010-11 8 The parent chapter is Alpha of ____ 9 The first member was Irving Andrew ____ DOWN 2 Tau Beta Pi consists of 16 _____ 3 The Michigan ____ chapter of Tau Beta Pi was chartered at Wayne State University on March 10, 1951 4 Headquarters are in _____ 5 The second chapter founded was Alpha of _____ 6 Founded at ___ University in 1885. 9 Founded to mark in a fitting manner those who have conferred ____ upon their Alma Mater Round Robin Achievements http://www.puzzle-maker.com/crossword_FreePuzzle.cgi 1/2 Members and initiates: try your best to unlock all of these achievements! __ Sit like you are too cool for school (5G) __ Ask a witty question/give a witty answer (10G) __ Introduce yourself with a name other than yours (10G) __ Hand hug (15G) __ Real hug (20G) __ Juggle something (please don’t crumple the Bent up and juggle the pages, that’s just rude) (100G) Note from the editor: If you are dissatisfied with the content of this publication complaints are accepted in the form of material for the following issue. 2/6/2014 http://krazydad.com/mazes/sfiles/KD_Mazes_IM_v8.pdf http://krazydad.com/bridges/books/BR_SM_b1.pdf http-//dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-05-14/ http-//dilbert.com/strips/comic/2012-09-08/ http-//xkcd.com/738/ http://www.puzzle-maker.com http://www.cafepress.com/+adaa-dodgeball+long_sleeve_tees 1 Crossword Puzzle Maker: Final Puzzle Content sources 2 E D W A R D I 3 4 E S K P T N 5 S R O M 6 I I X I L 7 L C V C H A P T E R O T I H H 8 9 P E N N S Y L V A N I A H E I K E S L G O G E A N H N O R Answers Note: You can use a different program named Crossword Weaver® to print a nicer copy of this puzzle, one that doesn't look like a web page. This software program gives you much greater control over how the puzzle looks, lets you export your puzzle to other software, publish it interactively on the Web or as a PDF file. Check it out for free by downloading the demo from www.CrosswordWeaver.com. Purchasing converts the demo into the full program. Page 7 Local Bent, Volume 1 Page 8 Local Bent, Volume 1 Who’s ready to dodge, duck, dip, dive and… dodge? It’s time for… SKYZONE Skyzone Canton 42550 Executive Drive Canton, MI Disclaimer: Play at Skyzone is not sanctioned in any way by the American Dodgeball Association of America. Page 9 Local Bent, Volume 1