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Movie Network Channels highlights
The Mechanic (MA) | Channel 31
Premieres 8.30pm Sunday 18 March
Jason Statham and Ben Foster star in this action thriller remake of the Charles Bronson film of the
same name. The film tells the story of an elite hit man as he teaches his trade to an apprentice who
has a connection to one of his previous victims.
Hereafter (M) | Channel 31
Matt Damon stars in this Oscar-nominated drama from director Clint Eastwood about a man
tormented by his psychic abilities. He is drawn to two strangers on the other side of the world, who
need his help to connect to the afterlife.
Veronica Guerin (MA) | Channel 32
Premieres 8.30pm Monday 5 March
In the mid-1990s, Dublin was nothing short of a war zone, with a few powerful drug lords battling
for control. Their most fearsome opponent was not the police but the courageous journalist Veronica
Guerin (Cate Blanchett), who covered the crime beat with unmatched intensity.
Pretty Woman (M) | Channel 32
This modern classic tells the story of down-on-her-luck Hollywood prostitute Vivian Ward (Julia
Roberts) who is hired by wealthy businessman, Edward Lewis (Richard Gere) to be his companion for
business and social functions during his short stay in L.A.
Walking Tall (M) | Channel 33
Premieres 8.30pm Saturday 17 March
Chris Vaughn (The Rock) is a retired US Special Forces soldier who has returned to his hometown.The
place Chris grew up in is now overrun with crime, drugs, and violence. Enlisting the help of his old
pal Ray Templeton (Johnny Knoxville), Chris gets elected sheriff and refuses to back down until his
hometown once again feels like home.
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (MA) | Channel 33
Premieres 8.30pm Saturday 24 March
It is 1971, and journalist Raoul Duke (Johnny Depp) and his lawyer Dr. Gonzo (Benicio Del Toro)
head to Las Vegas, ostensibly to cover a motorcycle race. However, fuelled by a trunkful of booze,
pills, powders and various illegal psychotropics, their journey becomes a psychedelic odyssey, and a
savage expose of the American way of life.
Every reasonable care is taken to ensure that the information in this magazine is correct at the time of publication. TransACT assumes no liability for changes in programming schedules that may
occur post-production.
entertainment
Channel 14
Monday
12:00 Laguna Beach M,
Newport Harbor M (26/03)
1:30 Laguna Beach M, Audrina
M (26/03)
2:00 Laguna Beach PG, Audrina
PG (26/03)
2:30 Laguna Beach PG,
Newport Harbor PG (19/03),
Audrina PG (26/03)
Audrina PG (26/03)
Audrina PG (26/03)
Audrina PG (26/03)
Audrina PG (26/03)
5:00 AMTV M
9:00 16 and Pregnant M
11:00 My Super Sweet 16 PG
1:00 Rock of Love Bus M
3:30 Jersey Shore M, Made PG
(26/03)
4:30 Friendzone PG, Disaster
Date PG (12,19,26/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
5:02 Teen Mom M
7:00 Jackass M, Nitro Circus
Live M (26/03)
7:30 Death Valley MA
8:30 idiculousness M
9:00 My Super Sweet World
Class M
9:30 I Used To Be Fat PG, I Hate
My Mum M (19/03), Jersey
Shore M (26/03)
10:30 Chelsea Settles PG
11:00 Adults Only True Life MA,
Local Produce M (26/03)
11:30 Adults Only True Life MA
Tuesday
12:00 Jersey Shore M, Geordie
Shore M (20,27/03)
Shore M (20,27/03)
Shore M (13,20/03), A Shot
At Love With Tila Tequila M
(27/03)
(27/03)
(27/03)
5:00 AMTV M
8:30 Local Produce PG
11:00 Jessica Simpson’s Price
of Beauty PG, Breaking From
Above PG (20,27/03)
Above PG (20,27/03)
Above PG (20,27/03)
12:30 I Love Money M
1:30 I Love Money M
2:00 I Love Money M
2:30 I Love Money M
2:45 I Love Money M
(27/03)
Date PG (13,20,27/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
5:02 I Used To Be Fat PG,
Chelsea Settles PG (20,27/03)
Class M
Live M (27/03)
7:30 Geordie Shore MA
10:00 Ridiculousness M
10:30 Real World: San Diego M
11:30 Human Giant M, Real
World: San Diego Aftershow M
(13/03)
Wednesday
12:00 Made M, I Used To Be
Fat M (14,21/03), Scarred M
(28/03)
12:30 Scarred M
1:00 Made M, I Used To Be
Fat M (14,21/03), Scarred M
(28/03)
1:30 Scarred M
2:00 Made PG, I Used To Be
Fat PG (14,21/03), Scarred M
(28/03)
2:30 Scarred M
(28/03)
3:30 Scarred M
(28/03)
4:30 Scarred M
5:00 AMTV M
11:00 Nitro Circus M
1:00 Nitro Circus M
1:30 Rob & Big M
2:00 Rob & Big M
2:30 Rob & Big M
3:00 Rob & Big M
(28/03)
Date PG (14,21,28/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
6:30 Jackass M, Local Produce
PG (28/03)
Live M (28/03)
Class M
8:30 Teen Mom M, Jersey
Shore M (28/03)
9:30 If You Really Knew Me PG,
Jersey Shore M (21,28/03)
10:30 Brandy & Ray J: A Family
Business M, I Hate My Mum
M (21/03), Teen Mom M
(28/03)
11:00 Parental Control M, Crash
Canyon M (14,21/03)
11:30 Crash Canyon M
Thursday
12:00 Next M, The Hills M
(15,22,29/03)
(15,22,29/03)
(15,22,29/03)
(15,22,29/03)
2:00 Next PG, The Hills PG
(15,22,29/03)
(22,29/03)
(15,22,29/03)
(22,29/03)
(15,22,29/03)
(22,29/03)
5:00 AMTV M
9:00 Teen Mom M, 16 and
Pregnant M (8,15,22,29/03)
10:00 Teen Mom M, 16 and
Pregnant M (8,15,22,29/03)
11:00 Teen Mom M,
Engaged & Underage PG
(8,15,22,29/03)
12:00 Engaged & Underage PG
12:30 Is She Really Going Out
With Him? PG, Engaged &
Underage PG (8,15,22,29/03)
With Him? PG, Engaged &
Underage PG (8,15,22/03),
Parental Control PG (29/03)
With Him? PG, Parental Control
PG (8,15,22,29/03)
PG (8,15,22,29/03)
PG (8,15,22,29/03)
PG (22/03)
PG (8,15,15,22,29/03)
3:15 Parental Control PG
3:30 True Life M, Jersey Shore
M (8,15/03), I Hate My Mum
M (22/03), Made PG (29/03)
Date PG (15,22,29/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
5:02 Chelsea Settles PG, Jersey
Shore M (22,29/03)
Class M
7:00 Extreme Cribs PG, Jackass
M (8,15,22/03), Nitro Circus
Live M (29/03)
7:30 Scarred M, Crash Canyon
M (8,15,22,29/03)
8:00 Jackass M, Crash Canyon
M (8,15,22,29/03)
11:00 Paradise Hotel M
Friday
12:00 Engaged & Underage M,
Plain Jane M (16,23/03), Made
M (30/03)
12:30 Engaged & Underage M
Plain Jane M (16/03), Pageant
Place M (23/03), Made M
(30/03)
MTV Cribs M (9/03), Pageant
Place M (23/03)
2:00 Engaged & Underage PG,
MTV Cribs PG (9/03), Plain Jane
PG (16/03), Pageant Place PG
(23/03), Made PG (30/03)
MTV Cribs PG (9/03), Pageant
Place PG (23/03)
(23/03), Made PG (30/03)
Place PG (23/03)
(23/03), Made PG (30/03)
Place PG (23/03)
5:00 AMTV M
11:00 Moving In PG
11:30 Moving In PG
12:00 Moving In PG
12:15 Moving In PG
12:30 Moving In PG, Geordie
Shore MA (16,23/03), I Hate
My Mum M (30/03)
1:00 Moving In PG
1:30 Pranked M, Geordie Shore
MA (16,23,30/03)
2:00 Pranked M
2:30 Pranked M, Geordie Shore
MA (16,23,30/03)
2:45 Pranked M
3:00 Pranked M
3:30 True Life M, Jersey
Shore M (9,16/03), Made PG
(23,30/03)
Date PG (16,23,30/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
7:00 Teen Mom M, Jackass M
(9,16,23/03), Nitro Circus Live
M (30/03)
7:30 Teen Mom M
8:30 I Used To Be Fat PG, Jersey
Shore M (23,30/03)
9:30 Jersey Shore M
10:30 MTV World Stage M
Class M
Class M
Saturday
12:00 Audrina M, The City M
(10,17,24,31/03)
(10,17,24,31/03)
(10,17,24,31/03)
(10,17,24,31/03)
2:00 Audrina PG, The City PG
(10,17,24,31/03)
2:30 Audrina PG, The City
PG (10,17,24/03), My Super
Sweet 16 PG (31/03)
PG (10,17,24/03), My Super
Sweet 16 PG (31/03)
PG (10,17,24/03), My Super
Sweet 16 PG (31/03)
PG (10,17,24/03), My Super
Sweet 16 PG (31/03)
PG (10,17,24/03), My Super
Sweet 16 PG (31/03)
5:00 AMTV M
7:00 MTV World Stage M
8:00 I Used To Be Fat PG, I Hate
My Mum M (24/03), Crash
Canyon M (31/03)
8:30 Crash Canyon M
9:00 Jersey Shore M, 16 and
Pregnant M (10/03), Geordie
Shore MA (17/03), Teen Dad
M (24/03), Crash Canyon M
(31/03)
9:30 Jersey Shore M, Crash
Canyon M (31/03)
1
entertainment
Channel 14
(31/03)
10:30 Jersey Shore M, Crash
Canyon M (31/03)
(31,31/03)
11:30 Jersey Shore M, Nitro
Circus Live M (31/03)
12:00 Jersey Shore: After
Hours M, 16 and Pregnant M
(10/03), Geordie Shore MA
(17/03), Teen Dad M (24/03),
Nitro Circus Live M (31/03)
12:30 Jersey Shore M, Nitro
1:00 16 and Pregnant M,
Geordie Shore MA (17/03),
Teen Dad M (24,24/03), Nitro
Shore MA (17/03), Nitro Circus
Live M (31/03)
Jersey Shore M (17/03), When
I was 17 PG (24/03), Nitro
2:15 When I was 17 PG
Pregnant M (10/03), When
I was 17 PG (24/03), Nitro
2:45 Nitro Circus Live M
I was 17 PG (24/03), Scarred
M (31/03)
3:30 Jersey Shore M, When I
was 17 PG (24/03), Scarred M
(31/03)
4:00 Pimp My Ride PG, Jersey
Shore M (17/03), When I was
17 PG (24/03), Scarred M
(31/03)
4:30 Jersey Shore: After Hours
M, Pimp My Ride PG (10/03),
I was 17 PG (24/03), Scarred
M (31/03)
5:00 MTV News PG
5:02 Jersey Shore M, Pimp
My Ride PG (10/03), When I
was 17 PG (24/03), Scarred M
(31/03)
Shore M (17/03), My Super
Sweet World Class M (24/03),
Scarred M (31/03)
5:45 Scarred M
6:00 Jersey Shore M, Pimp My
Ride PG (10/03), My Super
Death Valley MA (31/03)
Shore M (17/03), My Super
7:00 Jersey Shore M, Pimp My
Ride PG (10/03), My Super
7:15 Pimp My Ride PG, My
Super Sweet World Class M
(24/03)
7:30 Pimp My Ride PG,
2
Jersey Shore M (17/03),
Ridiculousness M (24/03),
7:45 Pimp My Ride PG
8:00 Jersey Shore M, Jackass
M (10/03), Ridiculousness
M (24/03), Death Valley MA
(31/03)
8:30 Jackass M, Jersey Shore
(31/03)
9:00 Jersey Shore M, Jackass
(31/03)
9:30 Jackass M, Jersey Shore
(31/03)
10:00 Geordie Shore MA,
Jackass M (10/03), Jersey
Shore M (17,24,31/03)
10:15 Jackass M
10:30 Jackass M
Sunday
12:00 Rob & Big M, Life
of Ryan M (18,25/03),
Homewrecker M (1/04)
12:30 Rob & Big M, Life
of Ryan M (18,25/03),
Homewrecker M (1/04)
1:00 Rob & Big M, Life of Ryan
M (18,25/03), Homewrecker
M (1/04)
1:30 Rob & Big M, Life of
Ryan M (18,25/03), Jackass
M (1/04)
PG (18,25/03), Jackass M
(1/04)
(1/04)
(1/04)
PG (18/03), Homewrecker M
(25/03), Jackass M (1/04)
(25/03), Jackass M (1/04)
(25/03), Jackass M (1/04)
(25/03), Jackass M (1/04)
PG (11,18/03), Homewrecker
M (25/03), Jackass M (1/04)
5:45 Jackass M
7:00 Teen Mom M
8:30 Chelsea Settles PG, Crash
Canyon M (11,18,25/03)
9:00 Awkward. M, Crash
Canyon M (11,18,25/03)
9:15 Awkward. M
9:30 Plain Jane PG, Teen Mom
Channel 15
M (18/03), I Used To Be Fat
PG (25/03)
10:00 Awkward. M
10:15 Awkward. M
10:30 Awkward. M, Plain Jane
PG (11/03), Teen Mom M
(18/03), I Used To Be Fat PG
(25/03)
11:00 Awkward. M
(25/03)
12:00 Awkward. M
(25/03)
1:00 Awkward. M, My Super
Sweet 16 M (11/03)
1:30 Awkward. M, My Super
Sweet 16 M (11/03), Teen
Mom M (18/03), I Used To Be
Fat PG (25/03)
2:00 Teen Mom M, I Used To
Be Fat PG (25/03)
2:30 My Super Sweet 16 PG,
Teen Mom M (18/03), I Used
To Be Fat PG (25/03)
3:00 Teen Mom M, My Super
Sweet 16 PG (11/03), I Hate
My Mum M (25/03)
4:00 Teen Mom M
5:00 Teen Mom M
6:30 I Used To Be Fat PG,
Jersey Shore M (25/03)
Class M
10:00 Real World: San Diego
M, Local Produce PG (25/03)
11:00 Adults Only True
Life MA, Crash Canyon M
(11,18,25/03)
11:30 Crash Canyon M
Not available at time of printing Not available at time of printing
sports
Channel 19
Monday
12:00 Racing Replay Highlights
of every race from venues
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
8:00 Racing Retro
9:00 Inside Running
10:00 Sky Racing 1 Raceday
Thoroughbreds from
Warrnambool , Murwillumbah ,
Paeroa (R1, R2, R3, R4), Cowra
, Geraldton ; Greyhound Racing
from Geelong , Cranbourne
, Bathurst , Manawatu (R1,
R2, R3, R4, R5, R6, R7, R8,
R9, R10); Harness Racing
from Goulburn , Bendigo ,
Globe Derby ,, Sky Racing
1 Raceday Thoroughbreds
from Canterbury , Grafton ,
Moonee Valley , Morphettville
, Hawera (R1, R2, R3, R4),
Geelong ; Greyhound Racing
from Bathurst , Shepparton
, Manawatu (R1, R2, R3, R4,
R5, R6, R7); Harness Racing
from Bankstown , Terang ,
Pinjarra (12/3), Sky Racing 1
Raceday Thoroughbreds from
Armidale , Bathurst , Hamilton
, Hobart ; Greyhound Racing
from Bathurst , Bendigo ,
Cranbourne ; Harness Racing
from Menangle , Warragul
, Globe Derby , Pinjarra
(19/3), Sky Racing 1 Raceday
Thoroughbreds from Kempsey
, Donald ; Greyhound Racing
from Bathurst , Bendigo ,
Cranbourne ; Harness Racing
from Bathurst , Yarra Valley ,
Globe Derby , Pinjarra (26/3)
6:00 Sky Racing 1 Racenight
Greyhound Racing from
Launceston , Angle Park ,
Shepparton , Bulli , Albion
Park ; Harness Racing from
Launceston , Sky Racing 1
Racenight Greyhound Racing
from Bulli , Cranbourne , Albion
Park , Angle Park , Launceston ;
Harness Racing from Canberra
(12/3), Sky Racing 1 Racenight
Greyhound Racing from Bulli
, Shepparton , Albion Park
, Angle Park , Launceston ;
Harness Racing from Canberra
(19,26/3)
Tuesday
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
8:00 Boxing KOTV
8:30 NSW Club News, The
Catching Pen (13,27/3)
9:00 Inside Running
Thoroughbreds from Scone ,
Moe , Townsville ; Greyhound
Racing from Shepparton ,
Ipswich , Gawler , Devonport ,
Ascot Park (R1, R2, R3, R4, R5,
R6, R7, R8, R9, R10); Harness
Racing from Menangle , Albion
Park , Pukekohe Park (R1, R2,
R3, R4, R5, R6), Sky Racing 1
Port Macquarie , Narromine
, Terang , Townsville ;
Warrnambool , Ipswich ,
Gawler , Devonport ; Harness
Racing from Menangle , Albion
Park (13/3), Sky Racing 1
Benalla , Ballina , Townsville
; Greyhound Racing from
Gawler , Devonport , Horsham
, Ipswich ; Harness Racing
from Menangle , Albion
Seymour , Scone , Townsville
Gawler , Devonport , Horsham
, Ipswich ; Harness Racing from
Menangle , Albion Park (27/3)
Thoroughbreds from Newcastle
(R1, R2); Greyhound Racing
from Gosford , Lismore
, Horsham , Townsville ,
Mandurah ; Harness Racing
from Cranbourne , Globe
Derby , Gloucester Park , Sky
Racing 1 Racenight Greyhound
Racing from Gosford , Lismore
, Warragul , Townsville ,
from Cranbourne , Globe
Derby , Northam (13/3), Sky
Racing 1 Racenight Greyhound
Racing from Lismore , Warragul
, Gosford , Townsville ,
from Globe Derby , Mildura ,
Northam (20,27/3)
Wednesday
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
8:00 Boxing Canvas Classics
8:30 John Tapp’s Inside Racing
9:00 In The Gig
9:30 Off The Rails
10:30 Racing Round The World
11:00 Inside Running The
definitive form guide of days
racing
Thoroughbreds from Sandown
, Eagle Farm , Gawler ,
Ascot , Wyong ; Greyhound
Racing from Nowra , The
Meadows , Albion Park ,
Angle Park ; Harness Racing
from Stawell , Sky Racing
from Sale , Strathalbyn ,
Gosford , Doomben , Narrogin
The Meadows , Angle Park ,
Nowra , Albion Park ; Harness
Racing from Maryborough
(14/3), Sky Racing 1 Raceday
Thoroughbreds from Newcastle
, Sandown , Eagle Farm ,
Balaklava , Ascot ; Greyhound
Racing from Richmond , The
Meadows , Albion Park , Angle
Park ; Harness Racing from
Cobram (21/3), Sky Racing 1
Sandown , Murray Bridge
, Canterbury , Doomben ,
Bunbury ; Greyhound Racing
from The Meadows , Angle
Park , Richmond , Albion Park ;
Harness Racing from Geelong
(28/3)
Thoroughbreds from
Launceston ; Greyhound
Racing from The Gardens ,
Horsham , Rockhampton ;
Harness Racing from Parkes ,
Nyah , Redcliffe , Sky Racing
1 Racenight Thoroughbreds
from Launceston ; Greyhound
Racing from Sandown Park ,
The Gardens , Rockhampton ;
Harness Racing from Bathurst
, Ballarat , Redcliffe (14/3),
Sky Racing 1 Racenight
Thoroughbreds from
Launceston ; Greyhound Racing
from Dapto , Warrnambool
, Rockhampton ; Harness
Racing from Bathurst , Mildura
, Redcliffe (21/3), Sky Racing
from Launceston ; Greyhound
Racing from Warrnambool ,
Dapto , Rockhampton ; Harness
Racing from Wagga , Bendigo ,
Redcliffe (28/3)
11:30 In The Gig
Thursday
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
8:00 Off The Rails
9:00 The Catching Pen
9:30 Off The Beaten Track
10:30 In The Gig
racing
Thoroughbreds from Wyong
, Ballarat , Rockhampton
, Pinjarra ; Greyhound
Racing from Maitland ,
Bendigo ; Harness Racing
from Newcastle , Melton
, Gold Coast , Sky Racing
from Hawkesbury , Ballarat ,
Rockhampton , Bordertown ,
Pinjarra ; Greyhound Racing
from Maitland , Geelong
; Harness Racing from
Newcastle , Melton , Gold
Coast (8/3), Sky Racing 1
Wyong , Werribee , Sunshine
Coast , Bunbury ; Greyhound
Racing from Maitland ,
Geelong ; Harness Racing
from Tamworth , Melton ,
Gold Coast (15/3), Sky Racing
from Hawkesbury , Albury
, Ballarat , Rockhampton ,
Mount Gambier , Pinjarra
Maitland , Geelong ; Harness
Racing from Bathurst ,
Melton (22/3), Sky Racing
from Hawkesbury , Geelong
, Toowoomba , Albany ;
Maitland , Bendigo ; Harness
Racing from Bankstown ,
Charlton , Gold Coast (29/3)
Greyhound Racing from Dapto
, Sandown Park , Albion Park ,
Angle Park , Hobart ; Harness
Racing from Penrith , Kilmore
, Sky Racing 1 Racenight
, Sandown Park , Albion
Park , Angle Park , Hobart ;
Harness Racing from Bathurst
, Ballarat (1,8,15,22,29/3),
, Sandown Park , Albion Park ,
Angle Park , Hobart ; Harness
Racing from Bathurst , Ballarat
(1,8,15,22,29/3)
Friday
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
around Australia
8:30 Boxing Canvas Classics
9:00 Trials and Tribulations
10:00 The Punting Club
racing
Thoroughbreds from Sale ,
Sapphire Coast , Port Lincoln
, Taree , Ipswich ; Greyhound
Racing from Casino , Traralgon ,
The Gardens , Ipswich ; Harness
Racing from Maryborough
, Tamworth , Sky Racing 1
Raceday Thoroughbreds
from Gosford , Orange ,
Ararat , Ipswich ; Greyhound
Racing from Casino , The
Gardens , Traralgon , Ipswich
; Harness Racing from Wagga
, Kilmore (9/3), Sky Racing 1
Muswellbrook , Goulburn ,
Swan Hill , Ipswich ; Greyhound
Racing from Casino , The
Gardens , Geelong , Ipswich ;
Harness Racing from Young ,
Horsham (16/3), Sky Racing 1
Bendigo , Tamworth , Albury
, Ipswich ; Greyhound Racing
from Casino , Bendigo , The
Gardens , Ipswich ; Harness
Racing from Maryborough ,
Wagga (23/3), Sky Racing
from Canberra , Coffs Harbour
, Mornington , Ipswich ;
Greyhound Racing from Casino
, The Gardens , Bendigo ,
Ipswich ; Harness Racing
from Menangle , Shepparton
(30/3)
Thoroughbreds from Moonee
Valley , Newbury (R1);
Geelong , Wentworth Park ;
Harness Racing from Wagga
, Melton , Gold Coast , Globe
Derby , Gloucester Park ,
Thoroughbreds from
Cranbourne ; Greyhound
Racing from Wentworth Park
, Shepparton ; Harness Racing
from Bathurst , Melton , Gold
Coast , Port Pirie , Gloucester
Racenight Thoroughbreds
from Canterbury , Moonee
Valley ; Greyhound Racing
from Wentworth Park ,
Bendigo ; Harness Racing
from Newcastle , Melton
, Gold Coast , Globe Derby
, Gloucester Park (16/3),
3
Channel 19
Thoroughbreds from
Moonee Valley ;
Geelong , Wentworth
Park ; Harness Racing
from Bathurst , Melton ,
Gold Coast , Globe Derby
, Gloucester Park (23/3),
Thoroughbreds from
Cranbourne ; Greyhound
Racing from Wentworth
Park , Geelong ; Harness
Racing from Newcastle ,
Melton , Gold Coast , Port
Pirie , Gloucester Park
(30/3)
Saturday
1:00 Racing Replay
Highlights of every race
from venues around
Australia
2:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
3:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
4:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
5:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
6:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
7:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
8:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
9:00 Trials and
Tribulations
9:30 John Tapp’s Inside
Racing
10:00 Bred to Win
10:30 The Punting Club
(H/L)
definitive form guide of
days racing
12:00 Raceday Saturday
Thoroughbreds from
Flemington , Kembla
Grange , Morphettville
, Rosehill , Geelong
, Eagle Farm , Gold
Coast , Ascot , Raceday
Saturday Thoroughbreds
from Warwick Farm ,
Newcastle , Flemington
, Echuca , Doomben ,
Gold Coast , Toowoomba
, Morphettville , Ascot
(10/3), Raceday
from Bendigo , Kembla
Grange , Oakbank ,
4
Randwick , Geelong ,
Eagle Farm , Gold Coast
, Ascot (17/3), Raceday
from Rosehill , Newcastle
, Caulfield , Colac ,
Doomben , Morphettville
, Gold Coast , Ascot ,
Toowoomba (24/3),
Raceday Saturday
Thoroughbreds from
Rosehill , Newcastle ,
Moonee Valley , Werribee
, Eagle Farm , Gold Coast
, Morphettville , Ascot
Bathurst (31/3)
6:00 Sky Racing 1
from Toowoomba ;
Greyhound Racing
from The Meadows
, Wentworth Park ,
Cannington ; Harness
Racing from Albion Park
, Menangle , Echuca ,
Globe Derby , Sky Racing
1 Racenight Greyhound
Park , The Meadows ,
Cannington ; Harness
Racing from Menangle
, Bendigo , Albion Park
, Globe Derby (10/3),
Thoroughbreds from
Toowoomba ; Greyhound
Racing from The
Meadows , Wentworth
Park , Cannington ;
Harness Racing from
Albion Park , Menangle ,
Shepparton , Globe Derby
(3,17/3), Sky Racing 1
Racenight Greyhound
Racing from The
Meadows , Wentworth
Park , Cannington ;
Harness Racing from
Albion Park , Menangle
, Ararat , Globe Derby
(24/3), Sky Racing 1
from Toowoomba ;
Wentworth Park , The
Meadows , Cannington
Kilmore , Albion Park ,
Globe Derby (31/3)
Sunday
1:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
2:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
3:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
4:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
5:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Channel24
Australia
6:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
7:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
8:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
8:30 Racing Round The
World
9:00 Racing Retro
10:00 Bred to Win
Racing
11:00 Inside Information
11:30 Inside Running
12:30 Raceday Sunday
Thoroughbreds from
Armidale , Albury , Bendigo
, Wangaratta , Sunshine
Coast , Murray Bridge ,
Bunbury , Devonport ;
Wagga , Sale ; Harness
Racing from Geelong
, Mount Gambier ,
Hobart , Raceday Sunday
Thoroughbreds from
Echuca , Canberra , Stony
Creek , Clare , Corowa ,
Sunshine Coast , Bunbury
Sale , Wagga ; Harness
Racing from Victor Harbor
, Devonport , Wangaratta
(11/3), Raceday Sunday
Thoroughbreds from Taree
, Nowra , Cranbourne ,
Horsham , Sunshine Coast
, Port Lincoln , Mount
Barker ; Greyhound Racing
from Nowra , Sale , Albion
Park ; Harness Racing
from Boort , Launceston
(18/3), Raceday Sunday
Thoroughbreds from
Kembla Grange , Wellington
, Pakenham , Kyneton ,
Sunshine Coast , Gawler
, Geraldton ; Greyhound
Park , Sale ; Harness Racing
from Echuca , Mount
Gambier , Hobart (25/3)
9:00 Racing Retro
Racing
10:30 Bred to Win
11:00 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
11:30 Racing Replay
from venues around
Australia
Monday - Friday
12:00 News Night
12:30 News 24: Sky UK
5:30 First Edition
8:25 ShowBiz
8:30 AM Agenda
9:00 First Edition
9:30 AM Sportsline
10:00 News Day
10:30 ABC World News
11:00 News Day
11:30 CBS News
12:00 News Day
12:27 ShowBiz (Fri)
12:30 News Day (MonThu), The Nation with
David Speers (Fri)
12:57 ShowBiz (MonThu)
1:00 News Day (MonThu)
1:30 Lunchtime Agenda
(Mon-Thu), News Day
(Fri)
2:00 News Day
2:30 News Day
3:00 News Day
3:30 NZ Prime News
4:00 PM Agenda (MonThu), The Contrarians (Fri)
4:30 News Day (MonThu)
5:00 Sky National News
(Mon,Tue,Thu), News Day
(Wed,Fri)
(Mon,Tue,Thu), News Day
(Wed,Fri)
7:27 ShowBiz
8:00 Late Agenda (Mon),
Showdown (Tue), RICHO
(Wed), The Nation with
David Speers (Thu), The
Contrarians (Fri)
9:00 Paul Murray LIVE
(Mon-Thu), News Night
(Fri)
9:15 London Calling (Fri)
10:00 News Night
10:30 PM Sportsline
11:00 News Night
Saturday
12:00 News Night
5:30 First Edition
8:25 ShowBiz
8:30 Saturday Agenda
9:00 First Edition
9:30 AM Sportsline
10:00 News Day
11:00 News Day
11:30 CBS News
12:00 News Day
12:57 ShowBiz
1:00 News Day
1:30 News Day
2:00 News Day
2:15 London Calling
3:00 News Day
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4:00 News Day
4:30 News Day
7:27 ShowBiz
9:00 News Night
9:15 Melbourne Report
10:00 News Night
10:30 PM Sportsline
11:00 News Night
11:30 News Night
Sunday
12:00 News Night
5:30 First Edition
6:00 First Edition
6:30 First Edition
7:00 First Edition
7:30 First Edition
8:00 First Edition
8:25 ShowBiz
8:30 Australian Agenda
9:30 AM Sportsline
10:00 News Day
11:00 News Day
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12:00 News Day
1:30 News Day
2:00 News Day
2:15 Melbourne Report
3:00 News Day
3:30 NZ Prime News
4:00 News Day
4:30 News Day
5:00 National News
Sunday
5:30 National News
Sunday
6:00 National News
Sunday
6:30 National News
Sunday
7:00 National News
Sunday
7:27 ShowBiz
7:30 National News
Sunday
8:00 National News
Sunday
9:27 ShowBiz
10:00 News Night
10:30 PM Sportsline
11:00 News Night
11:30 News Night
Channel21
Monday - Friday
12:00 BBC World News
(Mon), Impact with
Mishal Husain (Tue-Fri)
12:15 Sport Today (Mon)
12:30 Click (r) (Mon),
Impact with Mishal
Husain (Tue-Fri)
1:00 BBC World News
(Mon), Impact with
Mishal Husain (Tue-Fri)
1:30 Horizons (r) (Mon),
World Business Report
(Tue-Fri)
1:45 Sport Today (Tue-Fri)
2:00 BBC World News
2:10 The Doha Debates
(r) (Mon)
2:30 Working Lives (r)
(Mon), HARDtalk (r)
(Tue-Fri)
3:00 BBC World News
(Mon), The Hub with Nik
Gowing (Tue-Fri)
3:30 India Business
Report (r) (Mon), The
Hub with Nik Gowing
(Tue-Fri)
4:00 BBC World News
(Mon), The Hub with Nik
Gowing (Tue-Fri)
4:30 Our World (r) (Mon),
(Tue-Fri)
5:00 BBC World News
5:10 World Features (r)
(Mon)
5:30 My Country (r)
(Mon), World Business
Report (Tue-Fri)
6:00 Sports World Have
Your Say (Mon), World
News Today with Zeinab
Badawi (Tue-Fri)
(Mon)
6:30 Sports World Have
Your Say (Mon), World
News Today with Zeinab
Badawi (Tue-Fri)
7:00 BBC World News
(Mon), World News
Today with Zeinab
Badawi (Tue-Fri)
(Mon)
7:30 The Bottom Line (r)
(Mon), World Business
Report (Tue-Fri)
8:00 BBC World News
(Mon), BBC World News
America (Tue-Fri)
8:30 Worlds Of English
(r) (Mon), HARDtalk (r)
(Tue-Fri)
9:00 BBC World News
(Mon)
9:30 Horizons (r) (Mon),
news
News
Channel21
(Tue-Fri)
9:45 Sport Today
10:00 BBC World News (Mon),
BBC World News America
(Tue-Fri)
10:10 World Features (r) (Mon)
10:30 Asia Business Report
10:45 Sport Today
11:30 India Business Report (r)
(Mon), Asia Business Report
(Tue-Fri)
11:45 Sport Today (r) (Tue-Fri)
12:00 Newsday
12:45 Sport Today
1:00 Newsday
1:45 Sport Today
2:00 Newsday
2:45 Sport Today
3:00 Newsday
3:30 HARDtalk (Mon-Thu),
HARDtalk (r) (Fri)
3:45 BBC World News
4:00 BBC World News
4:30 World Business Report
4:45 BBC World News
5:00 BBC World News
5:45 BBC World News
6:00 BBC World News
6:45 Sport Today
7:00 BBC World News
7:45 Sport Today
8:00 BBC World News
8:30 HARDtalk (r)
8:45 Sport Today
9:00 BBC World News
9:45 Sport Today
11:00 GMT with George
Alagiah
11:30 GMT with George
Alagiah
Saturday
12:00 Impact
12:30 Our World
1:00 Impact
1:45 Sport Today
2:00 World Have Your Say
2:30 World Have Your Say
3:00 The Hub with Nik Gowing
3:40 Weekend World
4:45 Sport Today
5:00 BBC World News
5:30 Middle East Business
Report
5:40 Weekend World (r)
6:00 World News Today with
Zeinab Badawi
6:30 World Have Your Say Extra
7:00 BBC World News
7:30 Our World (r)
8:00 BBC World News America
8:30 World Football Focus
9:00 BBC World News
9:30 Sport Today
10:00 BBC World News America
10:30 Newsnight
11:30 The Bottom Line
12:30 Worlds Of English
1:00 BBC World News
1:30 Horizons (r)
2:00 BBC World News
2:30 My Country
3:00 BBC World News
3:30 Fast Track
4:00 BBC World News
Report (r)
5:00 BBC World News
5:30 Click
6:00 BBC World News
7:00 BBC World News
7:10 World Football Focus
7:30 Horizons (r)
8:00 BBC World News
8:10 The Doha Debates
8:30 Working Lives
9:00 BBC World News
9:10 World Features
9:30 Newsnight (r)
10:30 Our World (r)
11:30 TBA
Sunday
12:15 Sport Today
12:30 Fast Track (r)
1:00 BBC World News
1:30 Dateline London
2:00 BBC World News
2:30 Worlds Of English (r)
3:00 BBC World News
3:30 Click (r)
4:00 BBC World News
4:30 Final Score
5:00 BBC World News
5:30 My Country (r)
6:00 BBC World News
6:15 Sport Today
6:30 Fast Track (r)
7:00 BBC World News
Channel22
7:30 TBA
8:00 BBC World News
8:30 Dateline London (r)
9:00 BBC World News
9:10 The Doha Debates (r)
Report (r)
11:30 TBA
1:00 BBC World News
2:00 BBC World News
2:30 Newsnight (r)
3:00 BBC World News
3:30 Click (r)
4:00 BBC World News
4:30 India Business Report
5:00 BBC World News
5:30 Fast Track (r)
6:00 BBC World News
6:30 TBA
7:00 BBC World News
8:00 BBC World News
8:30 Worlds Of English (r)
9:00 BBC World News
9:30 My Country (r)
10:30 Newsnight (r)
Monday - Friday
1:00 Charlie Rose
2:00 Intelligence Squared
Debate (Mon), InBusiness with
Margaret Brennan (Tue-Fri)
3:00 High Flyers (Mon),
Surveillance Midday with Tom
Keene (Tue-Fri)
4:00 Risk Takers (Mon), Money
Moves with Deirdre Bolton
(Tue-Fri)
5:00 Bloomberg Enterprise
(Mon), Bloomberg Bottom Line
with Mark Crumpton (Tue-Fri)
6:00 Bloomberg Game
Changers (Mon), Street Smart
with Adam Johnson and Lisa
Murphy (Tue-Fri)
8:00 Bloomberg Rewind (Mon),
Taking Stock with Pimm Fox
(Tue-Fri)
9:00 First Up
11:00 On The Move Asia
1:00 Asia Edge
2:00 Bloomberg Rewind (Mon),
Bloomberg West (Tue-Fri)
3:00 First Look with Linzie Janis
4:00 Countdown with Owen
Thomas and Linzie Janis
5:00 Countdown with Owen
Thomas and Francine Lacqua
7:00 The Pulse with Maryam
Nemazee
9:00 InsideTrack with Erik
Schatzker
11:00 In The Loop with Betty
Liu (Mon-Thu), <In The Loop>
with Betty Liu (Fri)
Saturday
12:00 Charlie Rose
1:00 Risk Takers
2:00 InBusiness with Margaret
Brennan
3:00 Surveillance Midday with
Tom Keene
4:00 Money Moves with
Deirdre Bolton
5:00 Bloomberg Bottom Line
with Mark Crumpton
6:00 Street Smart with Adam
Johnson and Lisa Murphy
8:00 Taking Stock with Pimm
Fox
9:00 Bloomberg West
10:00 Charlie Rose
11:00 Taking Stock with Pimm
Fox
12:00 Political Capital with
Al Hunt
1:00 Charlie Rose
Debate
3:00 Ryan’s Russia
3:30 Bloomberg The Mentor
4:00 Sportfolio
4:30 High Flyers
5:00 Tech Stars
5:30 Risk Takers
7:00 Innovators
7:30 Bloomberg Game
Changers
8:30 Tech Stars
Debate
10:00 Eye To Eye
10:30 Innovators
11:00 Bloomberg Game
Changers
Sunday
12:00 Charlie Rose
1:00 Risk Takers
Debate
3:00 High Flyers
3:30 Tech Stars
4:00 Risk Takers
5:30 Innovators
6:00 Bloomberg Game
Changers
8:00 Charlie Rose
9:00 High Flyers
9:30 Tech Stars
Debate
11:00 Eye To Eye
11:30 Innovators
Changers
Debate
4:00 Sportfolio
4:30 High Flyers
5:00 Tech Stars
5:30 Risk Takers
7:00 Innovators
7:30 Bloomberg Game
Changers
8:30 Tech Stars
Debate
10:00 Eye To Eye
10:30 Innovators
Changers
5
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Thursday 1 march
Channel 13
not available at time of printing
Channel 18
Channel 28
not available at time of printing 6:00 Pair of Kings
6:25 Zeke And Luther
6:50 I’m In The Band
7:15 Phineas And Ferb
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:05 The Suite Life On Deck
8:30 Sonny With A Chance
8:55 Shake It Up
9:20 Wizards Of Waverly Place
11:00 Pair of Kings
12:40 Good Luck Charlie
3:10 Lilo & Stitch: The Series
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
6:23 As The Bell Rings
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
11:00 The Suite Life of Zack
& Cody
11:30 Cory In The House
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
9:26 Handy Manny School
For Tools
9:30 Animal Mechanicals
9:43 The Cat In The Hat Knows
A Lot About That!
9:56 Special Agent Oso Three
Healthy Steps
10:00 Guess How Much I Love
You?
10:12 Little Einsteins
10:36 Slim Pig
10:46 Stella and Sam
11:00 Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
11:24 Jungle Junction
11:48 Jake And The Never Land
Pirates
12:13 Handy Manny
12:26 Dorothy The Dinosaur
12:45 Noddy In Toyland
12:57 Special Agent Oso
1:10 Chloe’s Closet
1:22 Disney Junior Animal
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:12 Mickey Mousekersize
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
4:42 All For Kids: Lindsay’s
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:25 All For Kids: Madi’s Garden
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
7:13 Aesop’s Theatre
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
8:59 Imagination Movers
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
11:04 Dance-A-Lot Robot
11:08 Mama Mirabelle’s Home
Movies
12:10 Casper and the Angels G
12:35 New Adventures of
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:15 Captain Caveman G
1:25 Young Robin Hood G
1:50 Top Cat G
2:15 Yogi Bear G
2:35 Scooby-Doo and ScrappyDoo G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:25 Quick Draw Mcgraw G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
3:45 Lippy the Lion G
3:50 Pixie and Dixie and Mr.
Jinks G
4:00 Popeye Cartoons G
4:10 Thundercats G
4:35 Frankenstein Jr. & The
Impossibles G
4:40 Tom and Jerry Show G
5:00 Tom & Jerry Kids Show G
5:25 The Looney Tunes Show G
5:30 Top Cat G
6:30 Tom and Jerry Tales G
7:30 Sabrina the Animated
Series G
8:00 The Adventures of Chuck
and Friends G
8:35 Care Bears Adventure In
Care a Lot G
9:00 Baby Looney Tunes G
9:25 Little Red Tractor G
9:35 Guess With Jess G
10:00 My Little Pony: Friendship
is Magic G
10:30 Puppy in My Pocket G
and Friends G
12:00 The Garfield Show G
Series G
4:30 The Sylvester & Tweety
Mysteries G
6:00 The Flintstones G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Swat Kats G
11:45 Josie & Pussycats in Outer
Space G
7
Thursday 1 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
6:55 The Boy She Met Online,
An online relationship between
a 17-year-old girl and a young
man behind bars is jeopardised
by his lies, and his failure to
escape his criminal associations
when he is released. M
8:35 Solitary Man, A man finds
his life drastically altered when
unwise business and emotional
choices backfire on him, but
he keeps failing to see the
consequences of his impulsive
actions. M
10:10 The Life Before Her Eyes,
As the anniversary of a school
shooting tragedy approaches, a
woman who was a student on
that fateful day struggles with
unresolved guilt about what
happened to her and her best
friend. MA
11:45 The Mysteries Of
Pittsburgh, Based on the novel
by Michael Chabon, this drama
follows the journey of a college
graduate whose last summer
before life and work begin is
overwhelmed by a complicated
triangle of relationships. M
1:30 Valentine’S Day, An
all-star cast feature in a range
of interlinked stories about the
course of Valentine’s Day in
Los Angeles, and the events,
impacts and fallout that it
brings. M
3:35 Stolen Lives, Based on a
true story, a policeman grieving
over his missing son thinks
he’s found his son’s remains
but when they turn out to be
fifty years old, he makes it his
personal mission to solve both
cases. M
5:15 Crazy On The Outside,
Directed by star Tim Allen,
this crime comedy follows a
paroled criminal as he tries to
deal with his crazy family, his
complicated love life, and the
temptations presented by an
ex-con. M
6:55 The Good Guy, A high
flying young Wall Street broker
mentors a nerdy new work
colleague but finds himself in
competition with him when his
girlfriend befriends the naïve
young man as he begins to find
his feet. MA
8:30 Going The Distance,
A young couple decide to
continue their new relationship
in spite of living in two different
cities, and find themselves on
an emotional roller-coaster as
they try to figure out a way to
be together. MA
10:15 Daylight Fades, A young
man in an intense relationship
with a young woman is
severely injured in a car
accident, but an enigmatic man
steps in to prevent his certain
death by transforming him into
a vampire. MA
6:30 Flu Birds, After a group of
teenage campers is attacked by
a flock of large birds infected
with a deadly virus, the
teenagers accidentally lead the
birds through a nearby town as
they attempt to escape. M
8:05 Fatal Instinct, A hilarious
take on suspenseful movies
such as Basic Instinct and Cape
Fear. PG
9:40 The Caveman’S Valentine,
A schizophrenic composer
living rough in a New York park
tries to convince his estranged
daughter, a police officer, that
a young homeless man found
frozen in a tree was killed by a
photographer. MA
11:30 Impostor, In a future
where an alien race is locked
in a battle to take over Earth,
a government weapons
developer finds his life
turned upside down when
he is suspected of being a
humanised android. MA
1:10 Cyborg Soldier, A former
criminal is genetically modified
into a lethal “human weapon”
at a covert military facility, but
the project is threatened when
the cyborg escapes and takes a
sheriff hostage. MA
2:45 Bio-Dome, Bud and Doyle
are two loser friends who get
trapped in the ‘Bio-Dome’
trying to show their girlfriends
they are environmentally
aware. Will they ever get out,
or will the Dome become their
Home? M
4:25 City By The Sea, A
New York policeman with
an enviable career has long
hidden his secret pain behind a
professional façade, but when
his wayward son is framed for
murder, he must face the truth
of his own past. MA
6:20 Road House, In this
throwback to classic westerns,
a bouncer with a degree
in philosophy is brought
in to clean up a popular
establishment that has gotten
out of control. MA
8:15 Top Of The Trops 2012,
8:30 Passenger 57, A terrorist
being transported on a plane
by the FBI is freed by associates
and takes the aircraft hostage,
but with an airline security
specialist seated in row 57, it is
not their lucky day. M
9:55 Mad Men Season 4, It’s
crisis time at Sterling Cooper
Draper Pryce and an agency
wide meeting is called. Pete
awaits the arrival of his first
child. Don’s relationship with
Faye gets rocky. M
10:50 Rock Star, Chris Cole, the
lead singer of a tribute band,
finds his dreams coming true
when he is asked to front the
real band ‘Steel Dragon’ that he
covers for. M
7:40 Nixon, Directed by Oliver
Stone. This Academy Award
nominated movie follows the
former American President
Richard Nixon through his life
and career. Also starring Ed
Harris, Bob Hoskins & James
Woods. M
10:50 Pretty Woman, In this
award-winning modern
classic, an amiable Los Angeles
prostitute is engaged for a
week by a visiting businessman
to accompany him to social
events but neither of them
expect to fall in love. M
12:50 Forget Paris, Billy Crystal
multi-tasks as co-writer, director
and star of this endearing
romantic comedy about the
way that love can triumph over
the difficulties that damage
modern relationships. M
2:35 Not Without My Daughter,
Based on the true story of an
American woman who travels
with her Iranian husband to his
homeland. When he will not
allow her to return home, she
must find a way to flee the
country with her daughter. PG
4:35 Cradle Will Rock, Tim
Robbins directs a star-studded
cast in this lively portrait of
1930s New York, focusing
on the true story of a leftist
musical theatre production
banned by the government
before it opened. M
6:50 One More Night, A thirtysomething woman reunites her
high school friends for a riotous
party in her old family home,
which continues for a few
days as they relive their pasts
and examine who they have
become. M
8:30 Romy And Michele’S
High School Reunion, Two
best friends whose lives have
stagnated since leaving high
school discover their ten
year reunion is imminent,
prompting them to hatch
a scheme to impress the
classmates who used to bully
them. M
10:05 Network, An Oscarwinning satire of television in
the 1970s, chronicling media
corruption and the way the
general public buy into any
idea that the media suggests.
M
6:00 Undercover Lover, An
unlikely love story between an
uptight FBI agent and a cocktail
waitress he’s been assigned
to protect after she turns her
billionaire boyfriend in to the
authorities for tax fraud. PG
7:30 Adoption, From the
agencies and the children to
the birth parents, the adoptive
parents, and the foster care
system, this is a series on the
growing alternative for families
in the 21st century. PG
8:30 The Story of the Costume
Drama, In this episode we
delve deep into the content
at the heart of most popular
TV period dramas - love and
sex. PG
9:30 Rescue Special Ops, Heidi
questions her decision-making
when she becomes involved in
a custody dispute. And Bingo
trusts an old school mate at
considerable cost. M
10:30 Casanova, After a life
spent seeking pleasure and
decadence, Casanova seeks his
one true love, Henriette. MA
2:00 Blue Heelers, The siege
outcome has hit all the Heelers
hard and they all cope in
different ways. PG
3:00 All Saints, Gabrielle tries
to convince Frank to utilise the
nursing staff more efficiently,
drawing on their individual
talents. M
4:00 Living Proof, Based on
the inspiring true story, Dr
Dennis Slamon develops a
revolutionary medication that
he believes will cure breast
cancer. PG
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, Ben
faces up to his true feelings for
Melissa after their one night
stand, just as Carbo sparks
a surprising friendship with
Chrissy. M
Drama, In this programme we
take a breather from all that
hot stuff and get into the detail
as we reveal how and where
these beautiful-looking series
have been made. PG
7:30 The Starter Wife, After her
writing workshop, Molly makes
Zach a proposition he can’t
refuse. M
8:30 Elevator Girl, A wealthy,
uptight businessman finds his
life turned upside down after
being trapped in an elevator
with a self-confident but
charming waitress. PG
10:15 Starting Over, After
the death of her brother Liz
Dewhurst must now Liz must
confront a few things, including
her financially precarious
estate, the collapse of her
marriage & the arrival of a
charming classics professor. PG
9:00 Ben-Hur, The epic tale of
a man standing up against the
oppressive Roman Empire. PG
12:35 Doctor Zhivago, An
epic love story set against
the turbulent backdrop of the
Russian Revolution. PG
3:45 Gone with the Wind, The
trials and tribulations of a spoilt
Southern Belle during the
American Civil War. PG
7:30 WB Story: 75 Years of
Blockbusters, Host Micheal
Keaton takes you on a tour
showcasing some of the
biggest box office hits in the 75
years of the Warner studios. PG
8:30 Jezebel, A Southern belle
is out to make her fiancee
jealous. PG
10:20 Friendly Persuasion, A
Quaker family struggles to
maintain its identity amid the
fear and heartbreak of the
American Civil War. G
8
Thursday 1 march
Channel 38
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
7:30 World’s Toughest
Fixes
8:30 Big, Bigger, Biggest
9:30 Classified
10:30 Storm Worlds
11:30 Ice Pilots
12:30 History’s Secrets
1:30 Empire Wars
2:30 Ancient Secrets
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 America’s Hardest
Prisons
8:30 Drugs Inc.
9:30 Inside: Cocaine Sub
Hunt
10:30 Hard Time
11:30 Outlaw Bikers
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
6:30 Orangutan Island,
Fight Club PG
7:00 Meerkat Manor: The
Next Generation, Rising
Star PG
7:30 My Extreme Animal
Phobia, PG
9:00 The Web Of Life,
Grizzly Bears, Kings Of The
Wild Frontier PG
9:30 Croc Attack, Croc
Attack M
Fight Club PG
11:00 Meerkat Manor:
The Next Generation,
Rising Star PG
11:30 Miami Animal
Police, Snakes On The
Loose M
12:30 Wildest India, PG
1:30 America’s Cutest
Pet, PG
2:30 No Dog Left Behind,
No Dog Left Behind PG
Kindred Spirits PG
Next Generation, The
Family Way PG
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
6:30 Miami Animal Police,
Snakes On The Loose M
Pet, PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Serial Killer
Python M
9:00 Wrecked, PG
9:30 Wheeler Dealers, PG
10:30 Redline TV, PG
11:00 Wheeler Dealers,
Triumph Stag PG
12:00 Rides, Black Ford
Project PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
2:00 American Chopper,
Jeanette Lee “Black
Widow” Bike, The PG
3:00 Speeders In The Sky,
Golden Age (1926-1935),
The PG
3:30 Getting Afloat, Out
On The Yard PG
4:00 American Icon - The
Hot Rod, In The Beginning
PT. 2 PG
4:30 Car Crazy Central,
Fleetwood Country Cruize
In PG
5:00 Wrecked, PG
Mercedes PG
6:00 Petrol Heads,
Sidecars PG
6:30 Redline TV, PG
Triumph Stag PG
8:00 Rides, Black Ford
Project PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Jeanette Lee “Black
Widow” Bike, The PG
11:00 Speeders In The
Sky, Golden Age (19261935), The PG
On The Yard PG
12:00 American Icon
- The Hot Rod, In The
Beginning PT. 2 PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, Black Boxes, Steam
Turbine, Racing Car PG
6:30 How It’s Made, PG
7:00 Mummy Autopsy,
The Lost Vikings PG
8:00 Everything You Need
To Know, Brain PG
8:30 Machines!, All
Terrain Vehicle, Car Wash,
Elevator, ATM PG
9:00 Oddities, Edison’s
Monstrous Creation PG
9:30 FutureWeapons,
Alaska Special PG
10:30 Sci Fi Science, Earth
2.0 PG
11:00 One Step Beyond,
PG
11:30 MythBusters, Diet
Coke And Mentos PG
12:30 Inventing History,
Time PG
1:30 How Do They Do It?
Specials, Mega Machines
PG
2:30 Food Detectives,
Double Dippers PG
3:00 Deconstructed, PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
The Sacred Cave Mummy
PG
4:30 Rising: Rebuilding
Ground Zero, Reclaiming
The Skyline Part 2 PG
5:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, F4U Corsair Vs.
Zero PG
Communication PG
7:30 Paleoworld, Valley Of
Venom PG
8:00 Megascience, What
A Blast PG
9:30 Extreme
Engineering, HurricaneProof Homes PG
10:30 Surviving The Cut,
Navy EOD PG
11:30 Everything
You Need To Know,
Supernatural PG
6:30 Extreme, Water
Parks PG
7:30 Ian Wright: Out Of
Bounds, Venezuela PG
8:30 Anthony Bourdain:
No Reservations, Sardinia
PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods With
Andrew Zimmern, Kids’
Special PG
10:30 Miami Ink, Bye-Bye
Bridgette PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Anchorage PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways, Best
Nature Beaches PG
1:00 Samantha Brown:
Passport To Great
Weekends, Sante Fe PG
1:30 Extreme, Ways to Go
Green PG
2:30 Miami Ink, Dre
Demands Respect PG
3:30 Extreme, Workplaces
PG
4:30 Survivorman, Jungle
PG
No Reservations,
Montana PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Sink Or
Swim PG
7:30 Wreckreation Nation
with Dave Mordal, MiniMoto PG
8:30 Postcards Australia,
PG
9:00 Seven Wonders Of
China, Leshan Buddha PG
9:30 Sarah Palin’s Alaska,
Follow Me There PG
10:30 Miami Ink, Ruthless
And Toothless PG
11:30 Andrew Zimmern’s
Bizarre World, PG
6:00 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggars Speak
Out PG
6:30 Little People, Big
World, Friend Of The
Family PG
7:30 All Star Workouts,
Hip Hop Dance With
Madonna Grimes PG
8:30 Say Yes To The Dress,
The Price Of Beauty PG
Family Support PG
9:30 A Wedding Story,
Paola & Victor PG
Janine & Joe PG
10:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, Here Comes The
Bridal Salon PG
11:30 A Baby Story, Baby
Hill PG
Loglisci PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Dealing
With Divorce: Janis’
Story PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Balleta Triplets
PG
Family Support PG
2:30 Sextuplets, PG
3:30 My Naked Secret,
Wendy PG
Samantha PG
4:30 Jon & Kate Plus 8,
B-Ball & More PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Big Family
Meets Big Apple PG
World, Death in the
Family PG
Family Outing PG
7:00 Take Home Chef,
Michelle PG
7:30 Kate Plus 8, 8 Movie
Makers PG
8:00 Kate Plus 8, Hodge
Podge Dinner PG
8:30 Sister Wives, The
Brown Family Decision PG
9:00 Sister Wives,
Polygamist Party PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggars Under
Water PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, Josie Duggar’s
First Hug PG
10:30 Kate Plus 8, 8
Movie Makers PG
Podge Dinner PG
9
Friday 2 march
Channel 13
10
Channel 18
Channel 28
not available at time of printing 12:00 That’s So Raven
2:29 That’s So Raven
1:00 Kim Possible
1:30 Kim Possible
2:00 The Emperor’s New School
3:00 The Replacements
4:00 Kick Buttowski: Suburban
Devil
Devil
5:00 American Dragon: Jake
Long
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:02 Pair of Kings
3:10 Fish Hooks
3:25 Stitch!
3:50 Scaredy Squirrel
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
6:00 A.N.T. Farm
6:32 Dadnapped
7:55 Stitch!
9:40 Pair of Kings
10:05 A.N.T. Farm
10:30 Shake It Up
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
Healthy Steps
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Handy Manny
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
2:15 Yogi Bear Show G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
7:30 Lili’s Island G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Samurai Jack G
Space G
Friday 2 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 Bridge To Nowhere, MA
1:55 Happy Tears MA
3:35 Ghost Writer, MA
M
6:50 Solitary Man, M
8:25 Crazy On The Outside, M
10:05 The Good Guy, A high
flying young Wall Street broker
mentors a nerdy new work
colleague but finds himself in
competition with him when his
girlfriend befriends the naïve
young man as he begins to find
his feet. MA
be together. MA
1:25 Daylight Fades, A young
man in an intense relationship
with a young woman is
severely injured in a car
accident, but an enigmatic man
steps in to prevent his certain
death by transforming him into
a vampire. MA
3:10 Flashbacks Of A Fool,
When he returns home for an
old friend’s funeral, a troubled
Hollywood actor finds himself
confronted by the events of
his past, which led to broken
hearts and a terrible tragedy.
MA
5:05 Lymelife, Produced by
Martin Scorsese, this drama
highlights the difficulties
a teenage boy encounters
as he tries to deal with the
disintegration of his parents’
marriage while pursuing his
first love. MA
6:45 Arctic Blast, When a
research ship washes ashore
with a dead crew, their
physicist colleague discovers
a rapid, deadly weather
phenomenon is on its way
around the world, threatening
to freeze the planet. M
8:30 Peep World, A novel based
on his family’s secrets creates
havoc for a young author as
his sibling’s idiosyncrasies are
exposed to the world, and their
anger and frustration grows as
quickly as his fame. MA
9:55 My Soul To Take, Written
and directed by Wes Craven,
this horrific thriller charts the
return of a serial killer to a
small town where he stalks the
seven teenagers born on the
night he died in an explosion.
MA
11:45 Endure, A veteran
detective, torn between his
work and his dying wife, is
assigned with his clever new
partner to an horrific abduction
with only one clue, a photo
found at a fatal car accident. M
12:35 Blood Trails, MA
2:05 Species: The Awakening,
MA
3:45 The Way Of The Gun, MA
5:45 Takedown, M
7:20 Special Ops, M
9:00 Evil Woman, When a
young man’s life becomes
completely dominated by his
overbearing new girlfriend,
his two best friends resolve to
rescue him from her clutches
by whatever means necessary.
M
10:30 Highway, Two young
men ditch Las Vegas for a wild
road trip to Seattle, picking
up a couple of interesting
companions along the way,
while trying to avoid thugs sent
to hunt one of them down. MA
out of control. MA
3:30 Fandango, On the brink
of adult life in the early 1970s,
five college friends celebrate
their graduation by going on a
road trip as the realities of their
futures, including the Vietnam
War, prey on their minds. PG
covers for. M
6:45 Fire In Babylon, This
extraordinary documentary
charts the rise to prominence of
the West Indian cricket team in
the 1970s, against a backdrop
of colonial condescension and
prejudice that spanned the
globe. PG
8:30 Con Air, Nominated for
two Oscars, this action classic
features Nicolas Cage as an
unlucky ex-Special Ops agent
about to be paroled who finds
himself on a prison plane
highjacked by dangerous
felons. MA
10:25 Mad Men Season 4, In
the midst of a crisis, Don runs
into an old lover. Don takes
a risky approach to obtaining
publicity for the agency. M
11:20 The Matrix Reloaded, In
this first sequel to The Matrix,
computer hacker Neo and his
comrades try to protect their
sanctuary from the machine
army while searching for the
Source, their only hope to save
mankind. M
12:10 Storytelling, MA
1:40 A Dry White Season, M
3:30 Forget Paris, M
5:15 The Arrangement, M
before it opened. M
9:40 Dial M For Murder,
Hollywood icon Grace Kelly
received a BAFTA nomination
for her role in Alfred Hitchcock’s
classic whodunit about a
love triangle which becomes
twisted by double crosses,
blackmail and murder. PG
them. M
1:00 The Great New Wonderful,
A year after the September 11
attacks, the lives of five New
York City residents continue
against the backdrop of a city
forever changed by the events
of the previous year. MA
M
4:35 Heartbreak Hotel, A
17-year-old boy shakes things
up when he decides to kidnap
Elvis Presley as a present for his
mother, who is a huge fan. M
6:20 The Hot Spot, Directed
by actor Dennis Hopper, this
thriller follows the path of a
young man who arrives in
a town where he is pursued
by his new boss’s wife while
he prepares to rob the local
bank. M
8:30 Death To Smoochy,
Directed by Danny De Vito,
this black comedy focuses on
a corrupt children’s television
host whose downfall sends
him to the edge of sanity as
he pursues his successor, who
wears a rhino suit. M
10:20 Bull Durham, Susan
Sarandon stars as a sexy young
Durham Bulls fan devoted to
helping coach star players on
and off the field. She seduces
her latest “player of the
season”, but gets distracted by
his coach. M
12:00 Adoption, G
1:00 Blue Heelers, PG
2:00 Bloodletting & Miraculous
Cure, M
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Packed to the Rafters, M
5:00 Bloodletting & Miraculous
Cure, M
6:00 Living Proof, PG
7:30 Adoption, G
Drama, In this programme we
take a breather from all that
hot stuff and get into the detail
as we reveal how and where
these beautiful-looking series
have been made. PG
9:30 The Starter Wife, After her
writing workshop, Molly makes
Zach a proposition he can’t
refuse. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Maggie’s
25th birthday celebrations are
soured when the fallout from a
drug bust threatens to tear the
Doyle family apart. PG
3:00 All Saints, When a young,
fit, and seemingly healthy man
presents in the ED with flu-like
symptoms and is dead with an
hour the team is shocked. M
4:00 The Russell Girl, Sarah
Russell, a 23-year-old aspiring
medical school student, visits
her loving family to share some
important news, instead, finds
herself attempting to finally
confront a difficult period from
her past. PG
5:30 Packed to the Rafters,
Dave reconnects with his old
band mate and surrogate
brother Steve Wilson. M
Drama, But it’s not all beautiful
settings, bodices and britches.
In Show five we’ll get down
and dirty with the adventurous
side of the costume drama. PG
7:30 Legend Quest, Ashley and
his team travel to in Israel in
search for clues about the staff
of Moses. PG
8:30 Category 7: The End of
the World, It’s tornadoes,
hurricanes, electrical storms,
and mass destruction as the
effects of global warming
brew into a super storm that
threatens to rend the earth
with an unprecedented
power. M
4:40 Lust For Life, A biography
on the life of the brilliant but
tormented painter Vincent Van
Gogh. PG
2:45 Easter Parade, Deserted by
his partner, a dancer vows to
take a chorus girl and make a
star out of her. G
4:30 Summer Stock, A
theatre troupe moves in to
help a female farm owner,
and she soons catches the
showbusiness bug. G
6:20 Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry,
A young jockey must choose
between a race victory or
money to pay for his father’s
medical treatment. G
7:40 Broadway Melody of
1938, Judy Garland made her
feature film debut in Broadway
Melody of 1938. Also starring
Robert Taylor and Eleanor
Powell. G
9:30 The Clock, A soldier on his
twoday leave in New York finds
love with an office worker. PG
11:05 Everybody Sing, A
theatrical family tries to put on
a show but is upstaged by their
servants. G
jealous. PG
Gogh. PG
6:45 Easter Parade, Deserted by
his partner, a dancer vows to
star out of her. G
8:30 Grand Hotel, The first
‘portmanteau’ movie, with a
luxury hotel location binding
a host of individual tales.
Greta Garbo, John and Lionel
Barrymore, and Joan Crawford
play the glamorous guests. PG
10:25 The Shining Hour, A
kindly nightclub dancer shakes
the foundations of a selfish
aristocratic family after she
marries into it. G
11:45 The Boob, In this silent
film, a naive farm boy sets out
to prove himself by hunting
down a band of bootleggers. G
11
Friday 2 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prisons
2:30 Drugs Inc.
Hunt
4:30 Hard Time
5:30 Outlaw Bikers
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
9:30 Zambezi
10:30 Zambezi
11:30 Ice Pilots
1:30 Generals at War
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Mad Scientists
8:00 Mad Scientists
8:30 How Hard Can It Be?
9:30 Megafactories
10:30 Alaska State
Troopers
11:30 Breakout
Pet, PG
Serial Killer Python M
Pet, PG
Kindred Spirits PG
Family Way PG
Pet, PG
Kindred Spirits PG
The Next Generation, The
Family Way PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Hole-In-TheNeck Cat M
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Trapped In
Trash M
1:30 Animal Cops
Phoenix, Born In An
Alley M
2:30 Animal Cops Miami,
Manatee Rescue M
We Are Family PG
Mark Of Zorro PG
Pet, PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Hole-In-TheNeck Cat M
7:30 Animal Cops Detroit,
Embedded Chain M
8:30 Animal Cops
Phoenix, Deadly Diet M
Race For Life M
10:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Helping
Hands M
11:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Embedded
Chain M
Fleetwood Country Cruize
In PG
1:00 Wrecked, PG
Mercedes PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Sidecars PG
2:30 Redline TV, PG
Lotus Elan PG
4:00 Overhaulin’, PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Christopher And Dana
Reeve Foundation Bike
PG
7:00 Chop Shop: London
Garage, PG
8:00 The Red Shift, PG
8:30 Carfellas, PG
9:00 Chasing Classic Cars,
Cobras! PG
9:30 A Chopper Is Born,
PG
10:00 Secret Life Of
Formula One, The Limit
PG
Lotus Elan PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
PG
Garage, PG
4:30 Carfellas, PG
Cobras! PG
PG
6:00 Secret Life Of
PG
Lotus Elan PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
PG
Garage, PG
12:00 Junkyard Wars,
Power Raft PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, Jet Engine, Weapons,
Telescope PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Boston’s Big
Dig PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Power Raft PG
4:30 MythBusters, Cell
Phone Destroys Gas
Station PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, Jet Engine, Weapons,
Telescope PG
7:00 Mummy Autopsy,
Who Killed T38? PG
To Know, Snack Food PG
8:30 How Do They Do
It? Specials, Heavy Duty
Vehicles PG
9:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, P47 Thunderbolt
Vs. Fw-190 PG
Ground Zero, A Gateway
To New York PG
Bad Breath Cures PG
Safe And Sound PG
The Uglies PG
2:00 Megascience, Into
The Microworld PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, World’s
Tallest Skysraper PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
The Emperor’s Mummy
PG
5:30 Surviving The Cut, US
Marine Recon PG
Keeping Warm PG
7:30 The Ultimate Guide:
Sharks, PG
8:30 Through The
Wormhole with Morgan
Freeman, Is There Life
After Death? PG
9:30 The Greatest Ever,
Sports Cars PG
10:30 Weaponology,
Booby Traps PG
11:30 Everything You
Need To Know, Fireworks
PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Anchorage PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Bounds, Venezuela PG
And Toothless PG
No Reservations,
Montana PG
4:30 Globe Trekker,
Volcanoes: Ring Of Fire PG
Swim PG
6:30 Extreme, Ways to Go
Green PG
Bounds, Cuba PG
No Reservations,
Montana PG
Bizarre World, PG
Swim PG
11:30 Man V. Food, Little
Rock PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways, Great
Escapes PG
Passport To Great
Weekends, Brooklyn,
New York PG
1:30 Extreme, Seaworld
PG
And Toothless PG
3:30 LA Ink, The Return Of
The Rock? PG
PG
No Reservations,
Provence PG
6:30 Miami Ink, The
Jeep PG
7:30 Getaway, PG
8:00 Getaway, PG
8:30 Mighty Ships, Inside
The Queen Mary II PG
9:30 Super Swank, Mega
Yachts PG
10:30 Miami Ink, New
Orleans Special PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 Sister Wives, PG
12:30 Kate Plus 8, PG
2:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
3:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
4:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
5:00 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Family Outing PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
7:30 All Star Workouts, PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
Gann PG
Heuser-Chavez PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Maternity
Leave Is Over: Alexica’s
Story PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Youngblood
Triplets PG
2:00 Sister Wives,
Polygamist Party PG
2:30 Parenting A Bakers
Dozen, PG
Makers PG
Podge Dinner PG
Family Outing PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggars Do
New York PG
World, Operation Iraq:
Part One PG
Bam! 100th Episode PG
Deanna PG
7:30 Medical Anomalies,
The Boy With Bloody
Tears PG
8:30 Facing Trauma, PG
9:30 Pound For Pound:
The Nathan Scott Story,
PG
10:30 Pregnant For 46
Years, PG
Bam! 100th Episode PG
12
saturday 3 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
1:00 Kim Possible
1:30 Kim Possible
Devil
Devil
Long
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:25 Wizards of Waverly Place
1:05 Hannah Montana Forever
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
7:30 Geek Charming
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
Healthy Steps
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:01 Lion King’s Timon &
Pumbaa
12:14 Jungle Cubs
12:37 101 Dalmatians
12:58 The Little Mermaid
Pumbaa
Kitchen
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
6:01 Finding Nemo
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
11:28 Wiggle and Learn
11:50 Tati’s Hotel
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
8:30 Strawberry ShortcakeBerry Bitty Adv.. G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
11:00 Hot Wheels: Battle
Force 5 G
11:30 Speed Racer: The Next
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Barbie Mariposa G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Smurfs G
11:00 The Smurfs G
Space G
13
saturday 3 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:25 Flashbacks Of A Fool, MA
3:20 The Haunting Of Bryan
Becket, M
4:55 Lymelife, MA
6:35 The Perfect Teacher, A
newly divorced high school
teacher becomes the target
of one of his students, an
obsessed young woman who
is determined to acquire the
object of her affections. M
8:15 The Special Relationship,
Nominated for two Golden
Globes, this portrayal of British
Prime Minister Tony Blair’s
relationship with US President
Bill Clinton provides a dramatic
insight into the world’s halls of
power. M
11:35 The Messenger,
Nominated for two Oscars, this
emotional drama focuses on a
young soldier working in the
Casualty Notification Service
who faces an ethical dilemma
when he becomes involved
with an army widow. MA
MA
4:50 Trade, A Mexican teenager
and a Texan police officer
join forces in a desperate and
dangerous search across the
United States to find the teen’s
younger sister who has been
kidnapped by sex traffickers.
MA
6:50 The Joneses, A pictureperfect family moves into an
affluent neighbourhood and
quickly become the centre of
envious attention , but the
truth behind their smiles is not
what anyone expects. M
8:30 The Fighter, Winning two
Oscars, this gritty drama tells
the true story of boxer “Irish”
Micky Ward and his tumultuous
relationship with his halfbrother Dicky as they train for a
historic title bout. MA
10:30 Inception, Winner of
four Oscars and four BAFTAs,
this extraordinary cinematic
creation by director Christopher
Nolan tracks the work of a
troubled agent who steals
information from people’s
dreams. M
1:40 Wolf Town, MA
3:20 Soldier Boyz, MA
4:55 Queen Of The Damned, M
6:40 Corky Romano, M
globe. PG
9:50 Hoodlum, Paying homage
to The Godfather, Laurence
Fishburne plays a legendary
Harlem gangster who fought
Dutch Schultz for control of
illegal gambling. Also starring
Vanessa Williams and Andy
Garcia. M
felons. MA
2:05 S. Darko, In the sequel to
the darkly brilliant cult classic
Donnie Darko, Donnie’s sister
Samantha starts to experience
visions in the same manner
as her late brother while on a
cross country road trip. MA
mankind. M
6:15 Dark Blue, An LA cop with
unorthodox methods finds
himself working a case which
brings both his colleagues and
himself under scrutiny against
the background of Los Angeles’
race riots in 1992. MA
8:30 Blow, Based on the true
story of George Jung, the
man who became the largest
importer of Colombian cocaine
into the USA, and who forever
changed the face of drugs in
America. MA
10:35 Mad Men Season 4, In
this season’s finale, Don takes
a trip with the kids to California
and returns with far more
than he - or Faye - bargained
for. Meanwhile Peggy sets
her sights on landing a new
account. M
11:25 Ocean’S Eleven, In this
star-studded remake of the
1960 crime caper of the same
name, a charismatic thief
assembles a group of criminally
talented friends to stage the
ultimate Las Vegas heist - three
casinos at once. M
12:10 The Doctor, M
2:15 A Little Romance, PG
MA
5:45 Cal, In this BAFTAnominated drama, a young
man working for the IRA finds
himself guilt-ridden after
being involved in a murder,
then developing a relationship
with the woman he helped to
widow. M
7:40 Cq, Roman Coppola makes
his feature film writing and
directing debut with this witty
meditation on life, love and
cinema, set in 1969 in Paris
during a time of cultural and
social revolution. M
bank. M
11:25 What’S New Pussycat?,
A notorious womaniser finds
it difficult to stay faithful to
his fiance, when his job as
a fashion editor has women
throwing themselves at him all
day long. M
3:15 Alice, In this Oscarnominated Woody Allen
comedy, a rich New York wife
dissatisfied with her life finds
her circumstances changing
wildly after she visits a magical
Chinese herbalist. PG
5:05 Beyond Rangoon, After
the violent deaths of her
husband and child, a woman
goes on a holiday to Burma,
only to be caught in the
middle of the country’s political
chaos. M
6:50 High Spirits, An Irishman
about to lose the castle he has
turned into a hotel claims it is
haunted to bring in customers,
but when real ghosts start
haunting his guests, a bizarre
love triangle emerges. M
8:30 Beyond Borders, An epic
tale of the turbulent romance
between two star-crossed
lovers set against the backdrop
of the world’s most dangerous
hot spots. MA
10:35 Beaches, Featuring the
Grammy-winning song “Wind
Beneath My Wings”, this Oscarnominated drama chronicles
the long and steadfast
friendship of two women
whose lives weather many ups
and downs. PG
12:00 Adoption, G
2:00 McLeod’s Daughters, PG
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 The Russell Girl, PG
7:30 Adoption, From the
agencies and the children to
the birth parents, the adoptive
parents, and the foster care
system, this is a series on the
growing alternative for families
in the 21st century. G
Drama, But it’s not all beautiful
settings, bodices and britches.
In Show five we’ll get down
and dirty with the adventurous
side of the costume drama. PG
his team travel to in Israel in
search for clues about the staff
of Moses. PG
10:30 Category 7: The End
of the World, It’s tornadoes,
hurricanes, electrical storms,
and mass destruction as the
effects of global warming
brew into a super storm that
threatens to rend the earth
with an unprecedented
power. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, The
Heelers are understaffed and
overworked... and a near
tragedy is the result. PG
3:00 All Saints, Mike and
Cate find themselves on the
site of mega-hit reality show
Armageddon. M
4:00 Two Twisted, A retiring
security guard has his nerves
tested by a colleague. But who
really should be nervous? M
4:30 Justice, Judge Patrick
Coburn returns to the area of
Liverpool he fled forty years
earlier, to preside over a new
Public Justice Centre. M
5:30 Lipstick Jungle, Nico is
finally ready to go out with
Kirby publicly and asks him to
be her date to a glitzy charity
event. M
6:30 Offspring, Confronted with
ghosts from the past, Nina lets
go of Brendan and faces an
uncertain future with Chris. M
7:30 Offspring, Nina struggles
with being the other woman.
M
8:30 Four Seasons, After many
years of unruffled tranquility,
life at Endellion is about to
enter a turbulent new phase.
PG
10:15 Airline Disaster, When
the President learns that
domestic terrorists have
skyjacked the passenger jet
her brother is flying, she must
choose between family and
the safety of the people in the
cities below. M
1:00 Reunion in France, A
French woman falls for an
American pilot when she
suspects her boyfriend is a
Nazi. G
2:55 Rose Marie, Mountie
Keel tries to “make civilised”
tomboy Blyth, but ends
up falling in love with her.
Fernando Lamas plays the
other man who would enter
Blyth’s life. G
4:45 Possessed, Factory girl
becomes a mistress to a Park
Avenue lawyer. PG
6:05 Hollywood Canteen, The
story of a young GI named Slim
(Robert Hutton), who meets
and falls in love with leading
lady Joan Leslie (herself),
interweaves with skits and
songs by many of the greatest
stars of Hollywood’s golden
age. G
8:10 I Live My Life, A flighty
society girl tries to make a
go of her marriage to an
archaeologist. G
marries into it. G
11:15 Ice Follies Of 1939,
A grand MGM spectacle on
ice centres on two skating
partners. G
Nazi. G
Blyth’s life. G
marries into it. G
8:30 The Teahouse of the
August Moon, An Okinawan
translator introduces US
occupation forces to the joys of
local life. G
10:35 Captains Courageous, A
fisherman rescues a spoiled
boy and teaches him a love for
the sea. G
14
saturday 3 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Mad Scientists
2:00 Mad Scientists
3:30 Megafactories
4:30 Alaska State
Troopers
5:30 Breakout
6:30 Mad Scientists
7:00 Mad Scientists
7:30 Test Your Brain
8:30 Bugatti Super Car
9:30 Engineering
Connections
10:30 Megastructures
12:30 Outback Wrangler
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
5:30 The Rise Of Black
Wolf
6:30 The Great Elephant
Gathering
7:30 Beyond the Cosmos
8:30 Lost Civilization
9:30 The Truth Behind
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Hard Time
12:30 Animal Cops
Race For Life M
2:30 Animal Cops
Hands M
Embedded Chain M
4:30 Animal Cops
Race For Life M
6:30 Crocodile Hunter’s
Croc Files II, Dangerous
Americans PG
7:00 Orangutan Island, No
Borders PG
Sink Or Swim PG
8:00 Meerkat Manor:
The Next Generation, All
Manor Of Love PG
Next Generation, Rising
Star PG
Family Way PG
9:30 Dogs 101, French
Bulldog, Poodle, Airedale,
Chihuahua, Labrador PG
10:30 Bindi The Jungle
Girl, Dogs R Wild PG
Girl, End Of The World PG
11:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Promise
To Mother M
12:30 Monster Bug
Wars, PG
1:30 Ned Bruha: Skunk
Whisperer, PG
2:00 Swamp Brothers,
”A Croc Walks Into a
Swamp…” PG
2:30 The Haunted, Land
Of Misery M
Embedded Chain M
4:30 Animal Cops
Race For Life M
7:30 Cats 101, Turkish
Van, Snowshoe,
Chartreux, Bengal,
Domestic Housecat, Fat
Cats, And PG
Phobia, PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Python M
11:30 Pit Bulls And
Parolees, Saving Tia
Torres M
12:30 Carfellas, PG
Cobras! PG
PG
2:00 Secret Life Of
PG
Bond Bug PG
4:00 Off The Road,
Production Car Trial PG
4:30 Ultimate Biker
Challenge, Germany PG
5:00 Inside West Coast
Customs, PG
6:00 Biker Build-Off, PG
Back To The Fifties PG
7:30 Wrecks To Riches, PG
8:00 Fine Tuned, PG
9:00 Fine Tuned, PG
Bond Bug PG
12:00 Off The Road,
12:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
4:00 Fine Tuned, PG
5:00 Fine Tuned, PG
Bond Bug PG
8:00 Off The Road,
8:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
11:30 Wrecks To Riches,
PG
Gliders PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Turning
Torso PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Gliders PG
4:30 MythBusters, Barrel
Of Bricks PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
7:00 Men In White, PG
To Know, Supernatural PG
Venom PG
A Blast PG
Navy EOD PG
11:30 Extreme
Communication PG
Pyramids, PG
Motor Cycles PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
Four Severed Heads PG
4:30 Through The
Freeman, Is There A
Creator? PG
5:30 Weaponology,
Fighter PG
6:30 Food Detectives, The
5-Second Rule PG
8:30 Dino Lab, PG
9:30 Dino Lab, PG
10:30 Ultimate Weapons,
Sniper Rifles PG
Need To Know, Robots PG
12:30 Man V. Food, Little
Rock PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Bounds, Cuba PG
2:30 Miami Ink, New
Orleans Special PG
No Reservations,
Provence PG
4:30 Globe Trekker,
Senegal/Zambia Pocket
Guide PG
5:30 Miami Ink, The
Jeep PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Lloyd
Banks and The Rotten
Apple PG
7:30 Miami Ink, Kat &
Ami Tattoo The Troops PG
8:30 Miami Ink, Bye-Bye
Bridgette PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
With Andrew Zimmern,
Nicaragua PG
10:30 Extreme,
Workplaces PG
11:30 LA Ink, The Return
Of The Rock? PG
12:30 Survivorman,
Jungle PG
1:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Dessert Edition
PG
2:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
4:30 Great British Food,
PG
5:00 My Family Feast, The
Serbians PG
PG
6:30 Bizarre Foods
Nicaragua PG
7:30 Man V. Food
PG
8:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
8:30 Forbes Luxe 11, High
Seas Style PG
9:30 Pawn Queens,
Looming Deadline PG
10:00 Auction Hunters, PG
10:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Tainan’s
Double Trouble PG
11:30 Wreckreation
Nation with Dave Mordal,
Mini-Moto PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
PG
PG
World, PG
4:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
5:00 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
5:30 Jon & Kate Plus 8, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
8:30 My Naked Secret, PG
9:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Dress, PG
10:30 Extreme
Couponing, PG
11:00 Extreme Couponing
PG
11:30 A Baby Story, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
4:00 Sister Wives PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Operation Iraq:
Part Two PG
Turning 5 & The Future! Part 1 PG
Carolyn PG
PG
Family Support PG
9:30 Extreme Couponing,
Missy & Amy PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, Rebecca &
Jessica PG
Wendy PG
Samantha PG
15
sunday 4 march
Channel 13
16
Channel 18
Channel 28
1:00 Kim Possible
1:30 Kim Possible
Devil
Devil
Long
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
8:00 Pair of Kings
9:00 Jessie
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
Healthy Steps
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:00 Finding Nemo
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
Pumbaa
6:14 Jungle Cubs
6:37 101 Dalmatians
Pumbaa
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Daffy Duck’s Movie:
Fantastic Island G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Real Adventures of
Jonny Quest G
Space G
sunday 4 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:55 The Girl Who Played With
Fire, MA
3:05 Trade, MA
5:05 The Messenger, MA
7:05 Glorious 39, M
9:20 Extract, A manufacturing
plant owner struggles to deal
with his crumbling marriage
and an injury lawsuit from
an employee when he is
distracted by his stoner best
friend and a seductive new
factory worker. MA
12:35 Inception, Winner of
four Oscars and four BAFTAs,
this extraordinary cinematic
creation by director Christopher
Nolan tracks the work of a
troubled agent who steals
information from people’s
dreams. M
3:05 The Rebound, Oscar
winner Catherine Zeta-Jones
stars as a newly single mother
of two who finds herself falling
for a young waiter who ends
up babysitting her children. M
6:45 The Switch, A man
secretly in love with his best
friend who plans to have a
child by artificial insemination,
drunkenly switches her donor’s
sample with his own, resulting
in a son he meets years later. M
8:30 Season Of The Witch,
A knight and his comrade
returned from the Crusades are
asked to deliver a suspected
witch to a monastery in order
to stop the plague ravaging the
land, which prompts a battle of
epic proportions. MA
10:10 The Blind Side, Sandra
Bullock won the 2010 Best
Actress Oscar, SAG and
Golden Globe Awards for
her performance in this
heartwarming true story about
a white family’s nurturing of a
poor black football player. PG
12:20 I’M Still Here, This
“mockumentary” by actor
Casey Affleck masquerades as
a serious documentary about a
year in which Oscar-nominated
actor Joaquin Phoenix
abandons his film career for
one in rap music. MA
2:10 Glorious 39, A secret
family history is revealed
as a young man learns the
truth about his great aunt
and her attempts to uncover
their family’s links to a
wartime conspiracy involving
government officials. M
1:20 Confessions Of A
Dangerous Mind, MA
3:15 Hitman, MA
4:50 The Crow, Featuring
Brandon Lee in his final
performance as The Crow.
A restless soul of a man is
resurrected to avenge the
brutal murders of himself and
his fiance. MA
6:30 Head Of State, Chris Rock
writes, directs and stars in this
political comedy about a lowly
city council member who is
pushed into the race for the
White House by party officials,
and then takes over his own
campaign. M
8:05 Deep Impact, As a
comet discovered by a young
astronomer threatens the
existence of life on Earth, a
team of astronauts attempt to
destroy it, while a TV journalist
talks the nation through the
crisis. M
10:05 Dark Blue, An LA cop
with unorthodox methods finds
casinos at once. M
America. MA
4:05 Dirty Harry, In this classic
film, a plain-clothed police
officer must track down a
sniper that is killing innocent
people and holding a whole
city to ransom. MA
5:50 Minority Report, Steven
Spielberg directs this Oscarnominated adventure set in
2054 about a police force who
use precognitive information
to apprehend their criminals
before they commit their
crimes. M
8:30 Wyatt Earp, This Oscarnominated Western tells the
epic true tale of legendary
lawman Wyatt Earp, who took
on the worst of the Western
Frontier’s outlaws to bring law
and order to its rough and
ready towns. M
11:40 Tightrope, A tough but
flawed homicide cop is thrust
into the middle of a case
involving a sex murderer in
Downtown New Orleans. M
12:40 Around The Bend, M
2:05 Cq, M
3:35 The Weight Of Water, MA
5:30 Beyond Rangoon, M
7:15 Guilty As Sin, A talented
lawyer is singled out by a
polished and arrogant manabout-town set to stand trial for
killing his wife, but she regrets
taking the case when he starts
to reveal unnerving facts. M
10:45 The Anniversary Party,
Written, directed and produced
by stars Alan Cumming and
Jennifer Jason Leigh, this
ensemble piece observes
the fracturing of complex
relationships during a couple’s
anniversary party. MA
hot spots. MA
2:50 In The Best Interest Of
The Children, Based on a true
case, a family of five young
children struggle through their
childhood with a manicdepressive mother, stints in
foster care and a heartbreaking
custody battle. M
and downs. PG
6:35 Ripley’S Game, Based
on the third novel in Patricia
Highsmith’s Ripley trilogy, the
charmingly lethal conman Tom
Ripley ensnares an naive family
man as the new associate in
his twisted game. MA
8:30 Lost Junction, When a
hitchhiker accepts a lift from
a flirtatious young woman,
he has little inkling that their
attraction will lead him into a
dangerous game which may
implicate him in a crime of
passion. M
10:10 Desperate Hours, In
this suspenseful thriller, Oscarnominee Mickey Rourke plays
an escaped killer who forces his
way into a family’s home while
waiting for his accomplice to
take him to Mexico. M
11:55 Dressed To Kill,
Nominated for a Golden Globe
Award, Nancy Allen plays a
prostitute who witnesses the
murder of a woman being
treated by a psychiatrist, and
becomes the next target of the
murderer. MA
12:00 Adoption, G
2:00 McLeod’s Daughters PG
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Lipstick Jungle, M
6:00 Two Twisted, M
6:30 Justice, M
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Offspring, Confronted with
ghosts from the past, Nina lets
go of Brendan and faces an
uncertain future with Chris. M
9:30 Offspring, Nina struggles
with being the other woman.
M
10:30 Airline Disaster, When
the President learns that
domestic terrorists have
skyjacked the passenger jet
her brother is flying, she must
choose between family and
the safety of the people in the
cities below. M
PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, Wayne’s
replacement finally arrives in
Mount Thomas, in time to help
the Heelers deal with a rodeo
cowboy who seems to be
sending his young son out to
steal for him. PG
3:00 All Saints, A 17-year-old
girl, Taylor, arrives at All Saints
after breaking her arm playing
hockey. M
4:00 Sex & the Single Mom,
This coming-of-age picture
follows 15-year old Sara as she
contends with the pregnancy of
her divorced mother following
a brief affair with an out-oftown doctor. M
5:30 Rush, When a vengeful
bomber leaves a coded trail
TR must work fast to decipher
the symbols before the team is
caught in a deadly explosion. M
6:30 Fact or Faked: Paranormal
Files, Bill, Chi-Lan and Austin
head to Jacksonville to
investigate a video of a ghost
sitting in the balcony of the
haunted Florida Theater. PG
Files, Bill, Chi-Lan and Larry
head to Victor, New York, to the
Valentown Museum - a Civil
War museum that everyone
believes to be haunted. PG
8:30 Dragon Crusaders, A group
of fugitive Knights Templar
attacks a pirate ship and they
are cursed to turn into hideous
monsters. M
10:15 Mega Shark vs
Crocosaurus, The massive
prehistoric shark has survived
the last battle, and the world
is again threatened when a
new, more dangerous foe is
discovered in the jungles of
Africa. M
3:35 The Angry Hills, An
American correspondent with
valuable information for the
Allies is trapped behind enemy
lines in Greece. G
2:20 Don’t Go Near the Water,
Navy office workers scheme
to build a recreation hall on a
remote Pacific island. G
4:05 Courage of Lassie,
Teenager tries to rehabilitate a
collie suffering combat trauma
after WWII. G
5:40 Julia Misbehaves, A
mother returns to her family
on the eve of her daughter’s
wedding. G
7:20 Little Women, A retelling
of Louisa M Alcott’s classic
story of four New England
sisters growing up during
the American Civil War. June
Allyson, Elizabeth Taylor and
Margaret O’Brien star. G
9:20 The Big Hangover, A
lawyer’s path to the top is
blocked by his allergy to
alcohol. G
10:40 Father’s Little Dividend,
Stanley Banks does not
look forward to becoming a
grandfather when his daughter
gets pregnant. G
12:05 Beau Brummell, A
lavishly told story of George
Brummel, the brilliant wit and
fashion arbiter who became a
favourite of the Prince Regent
with great effect on the course
of history. G
1:55 The Angry Hills, An
American correspondent with
valuable information for the
Allies is trapped behind enemy
lines in Greece. G
local life. G
the sea. G
7:45 MGM: When the Lion
Roars, An eightpart series on
the rise and fall of Hollywood’s
most influential studio, and, in
turn, of Hollywood itself. G
8:35 All the Fine Young
Cannibals, The life of the idle
rich and their bad habits,
inspired by jazz trumpeter Chet
Baker. PG
10:30 Guess Who’s Coming
to Dinner, An aging couple’s
liberal principles are tested
when their daughter
announces her engagement to
a black doctor. PG
17
sunday 4 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Prisons
Prisons
Prisons
Prisons
6:30 Shark Nicole
7:30 Zambezi
8:30 Mother Warthog
9:30 Humpbacks:
Cracking the Code
10:30 The Rise Of Black
Wolf
Gathering
1:30 Banged Up Abroad
2:30 Drugs Inc.
Hunt
4:30 Mad Scientists
5:00 Mad Scientists
5:30 Orca: Killing School
6:30 Nordic Wild
7:30 Knights of Mayhem
8:30 Inside: Area 51’s
Secrets
9:30 UFO UK: New
Evidence
10:30 Drugs Inc.
11:30 Inside: Cocaine
Sub Hunt
12:30 Monster Bug
Wars, PG
Of Misery M
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
Pet, PG
6:30 Escape To Chimp
Eden, The Rise Of Cozi PG
7:00 Safari Sisters, Lion
Legend PG
Fight Club PG
Kindred Spirits PG
Mark Of Zorro PG
Next Generation, Great
Expectations PG
Van, Snowshoe,
Chartreux, Bengal,
Cats, And PG
10:30 Luke Gamble’s Vet
Adventures, India M
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Caught On
Tape M
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Embedded
Chain M
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
Attack M
Pet, PG
6:30 Cheetah - Price Of
Speed, Cheetah - Price Of
Speed PG
7:30 Moon Bears Journey To Freedom,
Moon Bears - Journey To
Freedom PG
Embedded Chain M
9:30 Animal Cops
10:30 Animal Cops
Hands M
11:30 Whale Wars, The
Flexibility Of Steel M
12:00 Fine Tuned, PG
1:00 Fine Tuned, PG
3:00 Wheeler Dealers, PG
4:00 Ultimate Cars, PG
4:30 Secret Club Of Speed,
Ferrari Racers PG
Muntz Jet At Pebble PG
5:30 Car Crazy Central, PG
6:00 Petrol Heads, PG
The Lemons Are Coming!
PG
7:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
7:30 Flying Heavy Metal,
Flying Heavy Metal PG
8:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Golden Age (1926-1935),
The PG
On The Yard PG
10:00 The Garage, PG
Land Rover Defender PG
12:00 Ultimate Cars,
Power Cars PG
12:30 Secret Club Of
Speed, Ferrari Racers PG
1:30 Car Crazy Central, Art
Of The Hot Rod PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Sidecars PG
The Lemons Are Coming!
PG
3:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
4:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Golden Age (1926-1935),
The PG
On The Yard PG
6:00 The Garage, PG
Land Rover Defender PG
8:00 Ultimate Cars, Power
Cars PG
8:30 Secret Club Of Speed,
Ferrari Racers PG
Of The Hot Rod PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Sidecars PG
10:30 Chasing Classic
Cars, The Lemons Are
Coming! PG
11:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
Naval Warfare PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Venice Flood
Gates PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Naval Warfare PG
4:30 MythBusters, Penny
Drop PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
To Know, Fireworks PG
Sharks, PG
9:30 Weaponology,
Booby Traps PG
10:30 Through The
After Death? PG
Sports Cars PG
Keeping Warm PG
2:30 Deconstruction:
Science Of Building A
House, Plumbing To
Paint PG
3:30 Sportstar Insider, PG
US Marine Recon PG
Shock And Awe PG
Double Dippers PG
7:30 What You Can’t See,
In The Air PG
8:30 UFO, Uncovering The
Evidence PG
10:00 Dean Of Invention,
Building The Bionic
Body PG
10:30 Frontline Battle
Machines with Mike
Brewer, Off To War PG
Need To Know, Tornadoes
PG
12:30 Man V. Food
PG
1:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
The Rock? PG
2:30 Survivorman, Jungle
PG
No Reservations, Back To
Beirut PG
PG
PG
Swim PG
7:30 Miami Ink, The
Jeep PG
8:30 Fun Taiwan
Double Trouble PG
Beirut PG
PG
11:30 Pawn Queens,
Looming Deadline PG
PG
Seas Style PG
3:30 Man V. Food
PG
4:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
4:30 Will Work For
Food, BBQ Pitmaster/
Competitive Eater PG
5:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Largest Bowl
Of Salsa PG
5:30 Bizarre Foods
Nicaragua PG
Beirut PG
The Rock? PG
PG
10:30 Getaway, PG
11:00 Getaway, PG
11:30 Man V. Food
PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
1:30 Bringing Home
Baby, Instant Daddy PG
2:30 A Wedding Story, PG
World, PG
4:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
5:00 Say Yes To The
Dress PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting PG
World, PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
PG
PG
3:30 I Didn’t Know I Was
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
5:30 Little People, PG
7:00 Take Home Chef, PG
PG
PG
Podge Dinner PG
10:00 Sister Wives,
Polygamist Party PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Water PG
11:00 19 Kids And
First Hug PG
18
monday 5 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
1:00 Kim Possible
1:30 Kim Possible
Devil
Devil
Long
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
9:56 Happy Monster Band
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Centurions G
Space G
19
monday 5 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
4:25 From Within, MA
6:00 Me & Orson Welles,
Featuring a BAFTA-nominated
performance from Christian
McKay as the dynamic
young Orson Welles, this
dramatisation follows Welles’
production of Julius Caesar at
New York’s Mercury Theatre in
1937. PG
9:40 Howl, This biographical
drama recounts the obscenity
trial forced on 60s Beat
poet Allen Ginsberg, as he
examines his own journey
from a budding writer to an
intellectual inspiration for a
generation. MA
4:45 Sarah’S Key, An
American journalist develops
a connection to a young
French Jew and her family
as she uncovers the story of
their traumatic experiences in
occupied Paris during World
War II. M
6:40 From Prada To Nada,
Inspired by Jane Austen’s Sense
and Sensibility, this romantic
comedy centres on two rich
Latina sisters who are forced to
embrace their Hispanic roots
when their father’s death
leaves them destitute. PG
8:30 The Trip, In this film
version of the BAFTA
nominated television series,
the fictional versions of
comedians Steve Coogan and
Rob Brydon take a food-laden
and humour riddled road trip
around England. MA
10:25 Ten Inch Hero, A young
woman in search of the
daughter she gave up for
adoption finds a supportive
group of new friends when she
takes a job in a café, who help
each other with their complex
love lives. MA
1:35 Original Sin, In late 19th
Century Cuba, the wealthy
owner of a coffee company
orders a mail-order bride
from America. But after they
marry, lies and deception start
surfacing. MA
campaign. M
5:15 The Peacemaker, A US
Army colonel joins forces with
a civilian nuclear expert to track
down the terrorists responsible
for the heist of a nuclear device
in this high-tech explosive
thriller. M
7:25 The Marseille Contract,
After several failed attempts
to bring a major drug lord to
justice, a US intelligence agent
resorts to hiring a contract
killer for the job in this crime
melodrama. M
9:00 Minority Report, Steven
Spielberg directs this Oscarnominated adventure set in
2054 about a police force who
use precognitive information
to apprehend their criminals
before they commit their
crimes. M
1:20 In Too Deep, When a
dedicated cop goes deeply
undercover into the centre of
a drug empire, his colleagues
wonder if he will ever be able
to make it out with his identity
intact. MA
ready towns. M
6:00 The Last Castle, A former
war hero is court martialled
and sentenced to serve time
at “The Castle”, a maximum
security prison, run by a
warden with an iron-fist. M
8:30 Day Of The Dead, In the
third film of director George
A Romeros’ “Dead” series, a
group of scientists in a bunker
who have escaped a zombie
plague start experimenting to
see what is causing the dead
to rise. MA
10:10 Krews, When a pair of
computer-based criminals are
attacked in their car in a bad
neighbourhood in Los Angeles,
they end up as the hostages of
two young drug dealers who
need to escape from police. MA
1:45 Clean And Sober, M
3:50 Guilty As Sin, M
5:40 In The Best Interest Of The
Children, M
7:15 Double Cross, A former
corporate type trying to make
a new start after a prison term
finds himself embroiled in a
complicated situation after a car
crash leads him into the arms
of an intriguing woman. M
8:50 Radio Days, This Oscarnominated comedy looks at the
idyllic days of radio in America
during World War II through
the eyes of the young son of
a Queens, New York family,
as he grows up listening to its
stars. PG
passion. M
2:00 The Nanny, Based on a
novel by Evelyn Piper, a young
boy returned to his family after
being sent away following the
death of his sister continues to
exhibit disturbing behaviour in
the presence of his nanny. M
3:40 Another Woman, When
a middle aged philosophy
professor is forced to eavesdrop
on a psychiatrist’s practice in a
neighbouring apartment, the
troubles of a young pregnant
woman highlight her own
heartbreaks. PG
5:05 Desperate Hours, In this
suspenseful thriller, Oscarnominee Mickey Rourke plays
6:55 Rushmore, Nominated
for a Golden Globe, this quirky
comedy centres on an eccentric
scholarship student who
attends an elite private school
and his strange friendship with
a wealthy businessman. M
8:30 Eight Men Out, Based
on an amazing true story,
this drama follows several
members of the Chicago White
Sox baseball team who, in
1919, became involved in a
match-fixing scandal which
saw them lose the World
Series. PG
10:30 Who’S Afraid Of Virginia
Woolf?, Winner of 5 Oscars
including Best Actress, this
searing adaptation of Edward
Albee’s stage play sees real life
couple Taylor and Burton play
cat and mouse as a volatile
husband and wife. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Rush, M
6:00 Sex & the Single Mom M
7:30 Adoption, G
Files, PG
Files, PG
10:30 Mega Shark vs
Africa. M
12:15 Dragon Crusaders, A
group of fugitive Knights
Templar attacks a pirate ship
and they are cursed to turn into
hideous monsters. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, The
investigation into the vicious
assault of an elderly woman
causes PJ to suffer a crisis of
confidence. PG
3:00 All Saints, A husband and
wife are rushed into the ED
having been in a car accident.
M
4:00 Pictures of Hollis Woods,
Twelve-year-old Hollis Woods
has been in more foster homes
than she cares to remember.
Her dedicated social worker
finally places Hollis with Josie,
who understands the troubled
youngster. PG
Rachel faces the very scary
possibility that she might be
pregnant - with Daniel the only
possible father. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Mike’s heroism
and skill as a Patrol Boat
commanding officer averts an
assassination plot. M
7:30 My Boys, As Mike hopes
his friends have arranged a
big surprise for his birthday,
Stephanie considers a film
deal for her book while Bobby
learns that his family fortune
has been wiped out by a
financial fraud. PG
8:00 My Boys, As Kenny and
Mike set out to accomplish a
series of manly tasks, Bobby
looks to prove his worth by
fixing P.J.’s leaky kitchen sink.
PG
8:30 True Confessions of a
Hollywood Starlet, Hollywood
teen star Morgan Carter, is sent
by her mother to live incognito
with her aunt in Indiana on a
Target budget. PG
10:15 Deadliest Sea, Based on
a true story of a fishing boat
out of Kodiak, Alaska that
encountered a storm and was
hit by a rogue wave. PG
2:20 Somebody Up There Likes
Me, A biopic of boxer Rocky
Graziano’s rise from New
York City sidewalks to arena
success. PG
2:15 Executive Suite, A realistic
portrayal of a power struggle
for control of a large company.
PG
4:00 The Unfinished Dance,
A young dance student
accidentally cripples a teacher
she doesn’t like. G
6:30 Billy Rose’s Jumbo,
Energetic Rodgers and Hart
musical, with Jimmy Durante
and Doris Day as father and
daughter circus hands trying to
save their tiny business from a
rival owner. G
8:35 The Glass Bottom Boat,
In order to keep his secret love
near, a computer wizard hires
her as his biographer. G
10:25 Romance on the High
Seas, A jealous husband hires a
detective to follow his wife on
a cruise. G
12:00 Love Me or Leave Me,
A gangster dominates the life
and career of the singer he
loves. PG
Baker. PG
when their daughter
a black doctor. PG
5:55 The Unfinished Dance,
A young dance student
accidentally cripples a teacher
she doesn’t like. G
8:30 Bhowani Junction, In post
WWII India, a half caste girl is
torn between her country and
her love for a British colonel. M
10:20 The Asphalt Jungle, Fresh
out of jail, a master criminal
assembles a gang of specialists
to pull off the robbery of a
lifetime. PG
20
monday 5 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Secrets
2:30 UFO UK: New
Evidence
3:30 Drugs Inc.
5:30 Nordic Wild
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Beneath Easter
Island
11:30 Ice Pilots
12:30 Riddles of the Bible
1:30 Hitler’s Lost
Battleship
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Witness: Disaster
In Japan
8:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Taboo
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
2:30 Human Prey, Killer
Sharks M
Attack M
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
We Are Family PG
Mark Of Zorro PG
Embedded Chain M
8:30 Animal Cops
Race For Life M
We Are Family PG
Mark Of Zorro PG
11:30 Animal Planet
To Mother M
Van, Snowshoe,
Chartreux, Bengal,
Cats, And PG
Phobia, PG
Where There’s Smoke...
PG
Expectations PG
Embedded Chain M
5:30 Animal Cops
6:30 Animal Planet
To Mother M
7:30 Dogs 101,
Rottweiler, Boston Terrier,
Basset Hound, Shar Pei,
St. Bernard PG
8:30 Cats 101, Tonkinese,
Nebelung, Serengeti,
Korat, Cats Gone Wild,
Ragamuffin, Toyger PG
9:30 Finding Bigfoot, PG
10:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Trapped
Underground M
11:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
12:00 Wrecked, PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
Golden Age (1926-1935),
The PG
On The Yard PG
2:00 The Garage, PG
Volvo P1800s PG
4:00 Million Dollar
Auctions, Monterey Sports
& Classic Cars Part I PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Schneider Electric Bike PG
7:00 Pit Crews, Ihra PG
8:00 Classic Car Club, Jag
E Type PG
8:30 South Beach Classics,
PG
Customs, PG
Speed, PG
Speed, Drag Racing PG
Volvo P1800s PG
12:00 Million Dollar
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
E Type PG
PG
Customs, PG
6:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
6:30 Secret Club Of
Volvo P1800s PG
8:00 Million Dollar
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Building Bashers PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Container
Ships PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Building Bashers PG
4:30 MythBusters, Buried
Alive PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
To Know, Robots PG
Sniper Rifles PG
10:30 Dino Lab, PG
11:30 Dino Lab, PG
The 5-Second Rule PG
In The Water PG
3:00 The New Inventors,
PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
Mummy From The
Tower PG
4:30 UFO, Reason To
Believe PG
Machines with Mike
Brewer, Mike’s War PG
Brain Freeze PG
7:30 Junkyard Wars,
Wheelie Cars PG
8:30 Faces Of Earth,
Building The Planet PG
9:30 Storm Chasers, Why
We Chase PG
10:30 Weapon Masters,
Blowpipe PG
Need To Know, Sharks PG
Mud Racer PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Iceland
Tunnel PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Mud
Racer PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Lightning Strikes/Tongue
Piercing PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
12:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
12:30 Bizarre Foods
Nicaragua PG
Beirut PG
3:30 Man V. Food
PG
4:00 Man V. Food,
Philadelphia PG
4:30 Will Work For
Food, BBQ Pitmaster/
Competitive Eater PG
5:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Largest Bowl
Of Salsa PG
Beirut PG
6:30 Extreme, Seaworld
PG
Bounds, Sri Lanka PG
No Reservations,
Provence PG
9:30 Fun Taiwan
Double Trouble PG
10:30 Miami Ink, The
Jeep PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Tucson PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways,
Mountain Gorilla Safari PG
Passport To Great
Weekends, San Francisco
PG
1:30 Extreme, Places to
Go Green PG
2:30 Miami Ink, New
Orleans Special PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
Seas Style PG
No Reservations, Brittany
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, History Of
The Circus Sideshow PG
No Reservations, Holiday
Special PG
8:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
9:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Andrew Zimmern, Puerto
Rico PG
10:30 Miami Ink, Hanging
With The Hirada’s PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Counting PG
Seeing Red PG
Hot Dresses, Cold Feet PG
5:30 Jon & Kate Plus 8 PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
7:30 Total Body Sculpt
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
PG
PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Podge Dinner PG
2:30 Pregnant For 46
Years, PG
3:30 19 Kids And
Water PG
4:00 19 Kids And
First Hug PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, When Big
Families Collide PG
World, On The Road
Again/Of Mud And
Management PG
6:30 Jon & Kate Plus
8, Sun, Seashells And
Scrapes PG
Heather PG
Tai And Tarin & Nathan PG
Missy & Amy PG
Kelly PG
Wendy PG
10:30 Paralyzed And
Pregnant, PG
8, Sun, Seashells And
Scrapes PG
21
tuesday 6 march
Channel 13
22
Channel 18
Channel 28
not available at time of printing 12:00 American Dragon: Jake
Long
Long
1:40 Fish Hooks
2:20 Shake It Up
2:45 Fish Hooks
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
7:30 The Smurfs G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
3:30 The Smurfs G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Herculoids G
Space G
tuesday 6 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:10 The Clinic, MA
1:50 Howl, MA
3:20 Me & Orson Welles, PG
5:20 Joan Rivers : A Piece Of
Work MA
6:50 When You’Re Strange, M
War II. M
love lives. MA
around England. MA
3:40 Holy Rollers, In this drama
inspired by true events, a
young Hasidic Jew is lured
into the dangerously enticing
world of international drug
running, where his aptitude
for the business puts him in
jeopardy. M
5:10 Like Dandelion Dust, Oscar
winner Mira Sorvino stars in
this moving drama, based on
Karen Kingsbury’s novel, about
a custody battle between two
sets of parents that straddles a
class divide. M
6:55 Macgruber, Based on
the popular Saturday Night
Live sketch, former special
forces commando MacGruber
is persuaded to come out of
retirement to prevent an evil
adversary from detonating a
nuclear device. MA
8:30 Sex And The City 2,
Carrie and the girls travel to
Abu Dhabi when Samantha
wins a PR job for a sheikh,
but the holiday sees personal
issues arise for each of them,
including the reappearance of
an old flame. MA
11:00 Everything Must Go, After
losing his job and his marriage
due to an alcohol problem,
a frustrated man decides to
live on his front lawn until he
sells his ejected belongings,
sparking some unlikely
friendships. M
12:00 In Dreams, MA
1:40 The Marseille Contract, M
3:10 In Too Deep, MA
4:45 The Puppet Masters, M
6:35 Trailer Park Boys:
Countdown To Liquor Day,
Countdown to Liquor Day. In
this sequel, criminals Ricky,
Julian and Bubbles return to
Sunnyvale Trailer Park to try
to go straight, but the lure of
crime proves too strong. M
A young woman living with her
uncle discovers her life is a lie
when her health deteriorates
and he reveals that she is an
alien-human hybrid. MA
to rise. MA
5:05 S.F.W., A young man,
whose defiant indifference
helps him survive a siege in
a convenience store, finds life
difficult when he becomes an
unwilling media darling upon
his return to the real world. MA
6:40 The Dead Pool, In the fifth
installment in the Dirty Harry
series, a list of San-Francisco
celebrities are being murdered
one by one, but when “Dirty
Harry” Callahan investigates, he
finds himself on it also. M
photographer. MA
10:20 Hart’S War, An American
colonel imprisoned in a
German POW camp tries to
keep a sense of honour alive
among his fellow inmates,
while secretly waiting for his
moment to strike back at the
enemy. MA
12:40 Best Friends, M
2:30 Another Woman, PG
3:55 Funny Bones, M
6:05 The Nanny, M
Woolf?, Winner of 5 Oscars
including Best Actress, this
searing adaptation of Edward
Albee’s stage play sees real life
couple Taylor and Burton play
cat and mouse as a volatile
husband and wife. M
9:50 Cocktail, In this sexy
eighties classic, Tom Cruise
stars as a young, confident
and ambitious bartender who,
with the help of a seasoned
pro, becomes the toast of
Manhattan’s Upper East Side. M
1:15 Hearts In Atlantis,
Australia’s Scott Hicks directs
Stephen King’s supernatural
drama about a young boy
whose world is changed when
a mysterious stranger with
otherworldly powers enters
his life. M
Series. PG
5:00 Calendar Girls, The
inspiring story of a women’s
charity club, who decide to
pose nude for their annual
calendar in order to raise extra
money for a cause much closer
to home. PG
6:50 National Lampoon’S
Christmas Vacation, The
third installment in National
Lampoon’s Vacation franchise
sees the Griswold family at
home with their extended
family for the holiday season,
but as always, disasters dog
their preparations. M
8:30 My Big Fat Greek
Wedding, Nia Vardalos received
an Oscar nomination for
her screenplay in which she
stars as a travel agent who
must contend with her large
eccentric Greek family when
she falls for a non-Greek
man. G
10:10 Under The Tuscan Sun,
Watching her struggle to get
over her divorce, a woman’s
best friend sends her on an
Italian holiday, where she
makes the impulsive decision
to buy a run down villa and
embrace a new stage in her
life. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Pictures of Hollis Woods,
PG
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Sea Patrol, M
9:30 My Boys, PG
10:00 My Boys, As Kenny and
Mike set out to accomplish a
series of manly tasks, Bobby
looks to prove his worth by
fixing P.J.’s leaky kitchen sink.
PG
10:30 Deadliest Sea, Based on
a true story of a fishing boat
out of Kodiak, Alaska that
encountered a storm and was
hit by a rogue wave. PG
12:15 True Confessions of a
Hollywood Starlet, Hollywood
teen star Morgan Carter, is sent
by her mother to live incognito
with her aunt in Indiana on a
Target budget. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, When a
shearing competition goes
horribly wrong, PJ starts
his own investigation and
his results lead him to the
conclusion that Jack planted the
evidence. PG
3:00 All Saints, Spence’s arrival
has lifted Charlotte’s spirits but
Sean isn’t as thrilled to see
him. M
4:00 In From the Night, A
troubled 16-year-old turns
in desperation to his aunt, a
writer whose carefully ordered,
comfortable life is soon to be
abruptly changed. PG
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, Julie
spontaneously decides to drag
her seemingly exhausted and
dispirited family away for a
restorative weekend. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Mike’s new
shore posting finally breaks
down the obstacles that have
prohibited his and Kate’s
passion. M
7:30 Mercy, The staff at Mercy
Hospital face personal and
professional challenges with
some going great lengths
in order to prevail and Dr
Sands supports a bike to work
cause. M
8:30 Bouquet of Barbed Wire,
A dark psychological thriller
exploring sexual obsession and
betrayal. MA
1:15 Thrill of a Romance, A
soldier recovering from war
injuries takes up swimming
and falls in love with his
instructor. G
2:05 Mrs. Parkington, A lady
married to a miner, who
becomes wealthy, pushes her
way into society. G
jealous. PG
Gogh. PG
10:15 Easter Parade, Deserted
by his partner, a dancer vows to
star out of her. G
12:50 Bhowani Junction, In post
WWII India, a half caste girl is
torn between her country and
her love for a British colonel. M
2:40 The Asphalt Jungle, Fresh
out of jail, a master criminal
assembles a gang of specialists
to pull off the robbery of a
lifetime. PG
4:35 Thrill of a Romance, A
soldier recovering from war
injuries takes up swimming
and falls in love with his
instructor. G
6:25 Mrs. Parkington, A lady
married to a miner, who
becomes wealthy, pushes her
way into society. G
8:30 One Is a Lonely Number,
Left by her husband, a recent
divorcee finds life alone difficult
to adjust to. PG
10:10 The Last Run, An ageing
gangster insists on pulling one
more job for the mob. PG
11:45 Deception, A woman
tries to protect her refugee
husband from her rich and
powerful exlover. PG
23
tuesday 6 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
In Japan
2:30 Seconds From
Disaster
5:30 Taboo
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
In Japan
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Ice Pilots
1:30 The Escape Factory
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Megafactories
8:30 Air Crash
Investigation
9:30 Mega Breakdown
10:30 Mad Scientists
12:30 Cats 101, PG
2:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, M
3:30 Dogs 101, PG
PG
Expectations PG
7:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
PG
Great Expectations PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Caught On
Tape M
12:30 Monster Bug
Wars, PG
Whisperer, PG
”A Croc Walks Into a
Swamp…” PG
Of Misery M
Double Edged Sword PG
Bodyguard PG
4:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Caught On
Tape M
7:30 River Monsters With
Jeremy Wade, Electric
Executioner PG
Whisperer, PG
Everything’s Bigger In
Texas PG
9:30 The Haunted, The
Touch of Death M
10:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Wild-Eyed
Stallion M
11:30 River Monsters
With Jeremy Wade,
Electric Executioner PG
E Type PG
12:30 South Beach
Classics, PG
Customs, PG
2:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
2:30 Secret Club Of
Subaru Impreza Wrx PG
4:00 The Garage, PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Gladiator Garageworks
Bike PG
7:00 Pit Crews, Canadian
Superbike National PG
8:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
8:30 Ultimate Cars, The
Superstars PG
9:00 Street Customs, ’58
Chevy Nomad Wagon PG
10:00 Gt - Racer, Lemans
PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Bike PG
4:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
Superstars PG
PG
8:00 The Garage, PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Bike PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
To Know, Tornadoes PG
In The Air PG
Machines with Mike
10:30 UFO, Uncovering
The Evidence PG
Building The Bionic
Body PG
Double Dippers PG
1:30 Junkyard Wars, Drag
Boats PG
2:30 Storm Chasers, What
Goes Around PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
The World’s Oldest
Mummies PG
4:30 Toughest Military
Jobs, Endurance PG
Chariot Bow PG
Swallowing Gum PG
7:30 Machines!, Water
Bomber, Harvester, Wind
Tunnel, Gun PG
8:00 Oddities, The Horaffe
PG
8:30 Sci Fi Science,
Colonize The Galaxy PG
9:00 One Step Beyond, PG
9:30 MythBusters, Killer
Cable Snaps PG
10:30 FutureWeapons, Kill
Zone PG
11:30 Industrial
Revelations With Mark
Williams, Boom Time PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Tucson PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Bounds, Sri Lanka PG
PG
4:30 Globe Trekker,
Honduras/Historic Trails
PG
6:30 Extreme, Places to
Go Green PG
Bounds, Siberia PG
PG
Bizarre World, PG
10:30 Miami Ink, History
Of The Circus Sideshow PG
11:30 Man V. Food, New
Jersey PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways,
Masai Mara Safari PG
Passport To Great
Weekends, Los Angeles
PG
1:30 Best Food Ever,
Sensational Sandwiches
PG
3:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
4:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Special PG
No Reservations, Panama
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, A
Disgruntled Yoji PG
7:30 Will Work For Food,
Benihana Chef/Abalone
Farmer PG
8:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Egg Cracking
Record PG
8:30 Pawn Queens, House
Divided PG
PG
10:00 My Family Feast,
The Indians PG
10:30 Miami Ink, And
Baby Makes Three PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
Missy & Amy PG
World, Bug Is Back PG
4:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
The Art of Negotiation PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples PG
1:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
2:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
2:30 Paralyzed And
Pregnant, PG
PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
7:30 World’s Worst Mum,
Ten Year Old Or Toddler?
PG
Pregnant, Holiday Food
Poisoning PG
9:00 I Didn’t Know I
Was Pregnant, Cradle
Robbery PG
9:30 Make Room For
Multiples, Dotzler Quads
PG
10:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Heilala Twins
PG
10:30 Paralyzed And
Pregnant: 4 Years Later,
PG
Kate’s Birthday Surprise
PG
24
wednesday 7 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
1:15 Shake It Up
1:40 Fish Hooks
2:45 Fish Hooks
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Thundercats G
Space G
25
wednesday 7 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:45 Valentine’S Day, M
2:55 The Nothing Men, MA
4:25 The Crazies, MA
6:10 Holy Rollers, M
Pittsburgh, M
9:30 In A Better World,
Winner of the 2011 Oscar
and Golden Globe for Best
Foreign Language Film, this
drama examines bullying and
forgiveness in the lives of a
doctor based in Africa, and his
son in Denmark. MA
11:35 Sex And The City 2,
Carrie and the girls travel to
Abu Dhabi when Samantha
wins a PR job for a sheikh,
but the holiday sees personal
issues arise for each of them,
including the reappearance of
an old flame. MA
2:05 Macgruber, Based on
the popular Saturday Night
Live sketch, former special
forces commando MacGruber
is persuaded to come out of
retirement to prevent an evil
adversary from detonating a
nuclear device. MA
friendships. M
5:20 Mercy, Written by star
Scott Caan and co-starring
his real life father James
Caan, this romantic drama
concerns a romance writer who
unexpectedly falls in love for
the first time with an enigmatic
literary critic. M
6:55 The Accidental Husband,
When a New York radio host/
love doctor advises one man’s
fiancee to call off the wedding,
he seeks her out to take
revenge - by becoming her
husband! M
8:30
Happythankyoumoreplease,
Written and directed by star
Josh Radnor, this charming
comedy looks at a group of
young people in their twenties
assuming the complexities of
their adult lives in the big wide
world of New York. M
10:15 Piranha, In the remake
of the 1978 horror classic,
an underwater earthquake
releases a school of prehistoric
piranhas into a lake where
hundreds of college students
have gathered to party. MA
11:50 The Echo, Returning to
his late mother’s dilapidated
apartment after serving a jail
sentence, a man thinks he is
going crazy when he hears
and sees a dysfunctional family
next door who don’t exist. MA
12:25 Excessive Force MA
1:55 S.F.W., A young man, MA
MA
5:10 Human Trafficking,
Globes and three Emmy’s,
Oscar winner Mira Sorvino
stars as a young agent who
goes undercover to trap the
mastermind of an international
sex trafficking operation. MA
6:45 Fatal Instinct, A hilarious
take on suspenseful movies
such as Basic Instinct and Cape
Fear. PG
8:15 Takedown, This thriller
is based on the true story of
notorious computer hacker
Kevin Mitnick, who set himself
the ultimate challenge of
hacking the system of a
computer crimes specialist. M
photographer. MA
covers for. M
3:05 Blood Trails, A young
woman on a mountain biking
getaway with her boyfriend
finds her recent one night
stand with a stranger comes
back to haunt her when the
stranger follows her to the
mountains. MA
4:40 Hart’S War, An American
colonel imprisoned in a
German POW camp tries to
keep a sense of honour alive
among his fellow inmates,
while secretly waiting for his
moment to strike back at the
enemy. MA
6:45 The 13Th Warrior, From
the director of Die Hard comes
this fantasy epic, based on
Michael Crichton’s novel.
In AD 922, an Arab courtier
accompanies Vikings to the
barbaric North in a quest to
destroy the Wendol. MA
8:30 Driven, A former racecar
champion is given a second
chance to get back on the
track, when he is asked to help
a rookie drive to victory. PG
sheriff hostage. MA
12:05 The Anniversary, M
1:45 Cocktail, M
3:30 The Prince And The
Showgirl, G
5:30 Calendar Girls, PG
7:20 Something Wild, M
Christmas Vacation M
10:55 A Passage To India, The
winner of multiple awards
including two Oscars, David
Lean’s sweeping adaptation of
E. M. Forster’s novel traces the
far reaching effect an English
visitor’s accusation of rape has
on all of India. PG
man. G
3:20 The Kid And I, A washedup movie actor is affronted
when his comeback film is
set to star a rich teenager in a
role paid for by his father, but
the actor is unprepared for the
journey the two embark on
together. M
life. M
them. M
8:30 Where The Money Is, A
clever nurse suspects her new
stroke patient, a famed bank
robber, is not as catatonic as
he appears to be. When her
suspicions are confirmed, she
and her husband enlist him to
pull one last job. PG
10:00 Waking Up In Reno,
Two couples, all best friends,
embark on a road trip to Reno
to see a monster truck show,
but as their holiday progresses,
secrets are revealed that
crack their relationships wide
open. M
his coach. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 In From the Night, PG
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Sea Patrol, Mike’s new
shore posting finally breaks
down the obstacles that have
prohibited his and Kate’s
passion. M
9:30 Mercy, The staff at Mercy
Hospital face personal and
professional challenges with
some going great lengths
in order to prevail and Dr
Sands supports a bike to work
cause. M
12:00 Bouquet of Barbed Wire,
A dark psychological thriller
exploring sexual obsession and
betrayal. MA
2:00 Blue Heelers, PJ is forced
to make a difficult choice when
he finds proof that Jack has
falsified evidence. PG
3:00 All Saints, Dan and Zoe
deal with a patient who
harbours a secret that leads to
further confusion on an already
complex diagnosis. M
4:00 Mega Shark vs
Africa. M
Struggling with the loneliness
of the Christmas season Ted
attends a meeting of Friend
Finders - a social networking
group for people over fifty. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, An incident
with Dutchy endangers Kate’s
safety during a boarding at
sea. M
7:30 Rescue Special Ops,
When a mini-bus goes over
a cliff Jordan has to make a
choice who to save and is later
blackmailed when the person
he rescued gives him money. M
8:30 Home Invasion, After a
woman kills a home invasion
robber in self-defense, his
vengeful girlfriend befriends
her at a crime victim support
group and sets about trying to
destroy her life. M
hideous monsters. M
1:40 That Certain Woman, A
tangled love affair between
a secretary, lawyer and rich
playboy. G
3:20 The Petrified Forest, A
landmark gangster movie,
with Humphrey Bogart in the
role that made him a star. An
escaped gangster holds a group
of people hostage in a roadside
restaurant in Arizona. G
4:50 Waterloo Bridge, A
ballerina turns to prostitution
when her fiance is reported
killed in World War I. PG
6:40 The Catered Affair, A
woman sheds her glamorous
image to play a downbeat wife
who is determined to give her
daughter a lavish wedding. G
8:20 The Corn is Green,
Middleaged teacher Davis
encourages a promising, but
troubled, youth in a Welsh
mining town. G
10:20 Watch on the Rhine, A
resistance leader who has fled
to America with his family
must return to fight. PG
12:15 Deception, A woman
tries to protect her refugee
husband from her rich and
powerful exlover. PG
playboy. G
5:20 One Is a Lonely Number,
Left by her husband, a recent
divorcee finds life alone difficult
to adjust to. PG
6:55 The Last Run, An ageing
gangster insists on pulling one
more job for the mob. PG
26
wednesday 7 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Megafactories
2:30 Air Crash
Investigation
3:30 Mega Breakdown
4:30 Mad Scientists
5:00 Mad Scientists
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
9:30 Mad Scientists
10:30 The Known
Universe
11:30 Ice Pilots
1:30 Apocalypse: The
Second World War
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Secrets
8:30 Inside: The Mob
Squad
9:30 Seconds From
Disaster
10:30 Sea Patrol UK
11:30 Helicopter Wars
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Touch of Death M
2:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Wild-Eyed
Stallion M
Executioner PG
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Touch of Death M
Bodyguard PG
Executioner PG
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Touch of Death M
Bodyguard PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Embedded
Chain M
Phobia, PG
Wild Frontier PG
Attack M
Teen Angst PG
Next Generation, Divided
We Fall PG
Executioner PG
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Embedded Chain M
7:30 Predation!,
Predator’s Story M
8:30 How Sharks Hunt,
How Sharks Hunt M
9:30 Top Five Eaten Alive,
Top Five Eaten Alive M
10:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, A Real Champ M
11:30 Predation!,
12:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
Superstars PG
PG
3:00 Rides, Fast Forward
Fast Back PG
4:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Monster Diesel Bike PG
7:00 Hard Shine,
Judgement Day PG
8:00 Trick My Truck, PG
9:00 American Chopper:
Senior Vs. Junior, PG
Challenge, Holland PG
10:30 Off The Road, Quad
Bikes PG
Fast Back PG
12:00 Cafe Racer, PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
3:00 Hard Shine,
Judgement Day PG
6:00 Ultimate Biker
Bikes PG
Fast Back PG
8:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
11:00 Hard Shine,
Judgement Day PG
Power Paddlers PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Oakland Bay
Bridge PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Power Paddlers PG
4:30 MythBusters, Stinky
Car PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
To Know, Sharks PG
8:30 Junkyard Wars,
Wheelie Cars PG
Blowpipe PG
We Chase PG
Brain Freeze PG
1:30 Machines!, All
Terrain Vehicle, Car Wash,
Elevator, ATM PG
2:00 Oddities, Edison’s
Monstrous Creation PG
2:30 MythBusters, Diet
Coke And Mentos PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
Secrets Of The Killing
Ground PG
4:30 Sci Fi Science, Earth
2.0 PG
5:30 FutureWeapons,
Alaska Special PG
Sleepy Turkey PG
7:00 How It’s Made,
Binoculars PG
Specials, Super Structures
PG
Ground Zero, A New
City PG
9:30 Life On The Line,
Ponsse: The Elephant
King PG
10:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, Zero Vs. F4F
Wildcat PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Pants For
Everyone PG
12:30 Man V. Food, New
Jersey PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Bounds, Siberia PG
2:30 Miami Ink, And Baby
Makes Three PG
PG
4:30 Globe Trekker, The
Balkans/Communist
Monuments Of Europe PG
5:30 Miami Ink, A
Disgruntled Yoji PG
Sensational Sandwiches
PG
7:30 America The Wright
Way, Chicago PG
PG
Bizarre World, PG
10:30 Miami Ink, A
Disgruntled Yoji PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Hartford PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways,
Mana Pools Safari PG
Passport To Great
Weekends, Cape Cod PG
Bodacious Bakeries PG
2:30 Miami Ink, And Baby
Makes Three PG
Rico PG
Divided PG
No Reservations, Istanbul
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Von D
Family Bonding PG
7:30 LA Ink, The Rock
Rolls PG
8:30 Extreme, Fast Food
PG
9:30 Survivorman, Arctic
PG
10:30 London Ink, Meet
Louis Malloy PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 World’s Worst
Mum, PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
3:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
World, PG
Getting In The Spirit PG
Second Time Around PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Mum, PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
10:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
11:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Missy & Amy PG
2:30 Paralyzed And
Pregnant: 4 Years Later,
PG
Mum, PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
Bikes & Trikes PG
Julia PG
Princess Brides PG
Daddy’s Little Girl PG
Layni & Devin PG
Anne & Keith PG
Rocking The Dress PG
10:30 Big Kids, PG
Bikes & Trikes PG
27
thursday 8 march
Channel 13
28
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Series G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Series G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Swat Kats G
Space G
thursday 8 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:35 White Irish Drinkers, MA
3:35 In A Better World, MA
5:40 The Oxford Murders, M
7:30 The View From
Greenhaven, PG
9:15 Youth In Revolt, MA
literary critic. M
1:55
husband! M
5:15 Triple Dog, A teenage
girls’ sleepover turns hazardous
when they begin to play a
game of challenging dares
and as the danger escalates,
the girls unravel the truth
behind a classmate’s rumoured
suicide. M
6:55 One Angry Juror, Based on
a true story, a lawyer serving
as a juror observes a potential
miscarriage of justice, and
ensures a mistrial so she can
help the young defendant clear
his name. M
10:10 Rabbit Hole, In this
Oscar-nominated drama, a
couple mourning the loss of
their young son struggle to
help each other as their grief
triggers disparate reactions to
the stress of getting on with
their lives. M
11:45 The Maiden Heist,
Morgan Freeman and
Christopher Walken star as
museum guards who take
matters into their own hands
when their favourite artworks
are designated to be sent to an
international gallery. M
12:05 Fandango, PG
1:40 Road House, MA
3:40 Soldier Boyz, When
the daughter of a wealthy
businessman is kidnapped in
Vietnam, a group of prison
inmates undertake a grueling
rescue mission in exchange for
their freedom. MA
5:15 Special Ops, A US Marine
captain takes on a greedy
company owner and her team
of mercenaries who kidnap a
scientist in possession of the
technology she requires for
lucrative military contracts. M
7:00 Driven, A former racecar
champion is given a second
chance to get back on the
track, when he is asked to help
a rookie drive to victory. PG
sheriff hostage. MA
2:10 Wolf Town, A group
of college friends stumble
across a deserted township
where a pack of wolves were
culled after an attack in the
1870s, and is now home to
their descendants, who seek
bloodthirsty revenge. MA
3:50 The Matrix, Winner of four
Oscars, this futuristic adventure
follows a computer hacker as
he and a group of insurgents
rise up against the machines
that hold their minds captive in
an alternate reality. M
6:10 Rob Roy, The epic
adventures and misfortunes
of Rob Roy, a man of steely
integrity and honour, as he tries
to lead his small Scottish town
to a better future. M
8:30 China Moon, A detective
who falls for a troubled young
wife becomes embroiled in
a murder mystery when she
asks for his help after killing
her abusive husband, while his
partner has his doubts about
her story. M
10:15 Mortal Kombat, In an
ancient tournament on a
remote island, the Out-world’s
best warriors fight against
Earth’s best warriors, for
domination of our world. M
1:25 Something Wild, M
3:20 A Dry White Season, M
5:10 Undercover Blues, M
6:40 Waking Up In Reno, M
8:15 Dial M For Murder,
Hollywood icon Grace Kelly
received a BAFTA nomination
for her role in Alfred Hitchcock’s
classic whodunit about a
love triangle which becomes
twisted by double crosses,
blackmail and murder. PG
his coach. M
them. M
together. M
4:35 Pumpkin, An unlikely
love affair develops when a
posh sorority girl is assigned
to mentor an intellectually
disabled young man for a
charity, horrifying her family,
friends, boyfriend and even
herself. M
6:35 Imaginary Heroes, A
family in pain tries to move
forward after an unforeseen
tragedy, but their individual
struggles begin to reveal the
heart of the matters which
conspired to devastate them
all. MA
8:30 Raising Helen, Helen
Harris spends her days at
fashion shows and her nights
at the city’s hottest clubs but
her carefree lifestyle comes to
a halt when she finds herself
responsible for her sister’s three
children. PG
10:30 Storytelling, Comprised
of two separate narratives, a
creative writing college student
and a slacker high school
student each become involved
in relating an account of their
dysfunctional lives. MA
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Mega Shark vs
Crocosaurus, M
7:30 Adoption, 23-year-old
Angie has decided to put her
second child up for adoption,
feeling ill-equipped to provide
properly for the baby. G
8:30 Sea Patrol, An incident
with Dutchy endangers Kate’s
safety during a boarding at
sea. M
When a mini-bus goes over
a cliff Jordan has to make a
choice who to save and is later
blackmailed when the person
he rescued gives him money. M
hideous monsters. M
destroy her life. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, When Nick
attempts to help a pair of
star-crossed lovers, he stumbles
across the solution for an
unlikely house breaking. PG
3:00 All Saints, Tempers fray as
Bianca’s attitude to Jack results
in medical debate and personal
frustration. And a lie could
have dire consequences for all
concerned. M
4:00 Gifted Hands: The Ben
Carson Story, Struggling with
poverty, anger and a singleparent household, Ben Carson
overcomes enormous obstacles
to achieve his dream of
becoming a physician. PG
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, A
few days into the new year
Dave’s dreading his upcoming
birthday. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Kate revisits
her yearning for marriage
and kids with Mike when she
battles to save the lives of two
young children. M
7:30 The Starter Wife, Well,
hello Molly! M
8:30 Fairfield Road, After a
young politician on his way
up the career ladder looses
everything in a single day of
bad luck, he wanders into a
seaside town and unexpectedly
finds himself at home. PG
PG
1:10 The Trouble with Girls, G
1:50 2010: The Year We Make
Contact, The ambitious sequel
to Kubrick’s scifi classic, with
Roy Scheider as the leader of
a group of astronauts sent to
unravel the mystery of what
went wrong on the original
mission. PG
Blockbusters, Hosted by Billy
Crystal with interviews with
some of today’s biggest stars,
it’s a look at the past and
present to comedies made by
the famed Warner studios. G
marries into it. G
Nazi. G
Blyth’s life. G
4:00 The Trouble with Girls,
The manager of a travelling
medicine show has his eye on
a member of the cast. G
mission. PG
Blockbusters, Hosted by Billy
Crystal with interviews with
some of today’s biggest stars,
it’s a look at the past and
present to comedies made by
the famed Warner studios. G
8:30 Whistling in the Dark,
Radio sleuth Skelton tries to
stop the perfect murder. G
9:50 Whistling in Dixie, A
radio detective’s southern
honeymoon is cut short by the
discovery of a murder. G
11:05 Whistling In Brooklyn,
A radio sleuth infiltrates the
Brooklyn Dodgers to solve a
murder. G
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Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Secrets
Squad
3:30 Seconds From
Disaster
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Storm Worlds
11:30 Alaska Wing Men
1:30 Empire Wars
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Prisons
8:30 Drugs Inc.
9:30 Inside Marijuana
10:30 Hard Time
11:30 Outlaw Bikers
How Sharks Hunt M
A Real Champ M
3:30 Predation!,
How Sharks Hunt M
Teen Angst PG
We Fall PG
7:30 Predation!,
How Sharks Hunt M
Teen Angst PG
Divided We Fall PG
11:30 Miami Animal
Python M
Speed PG
Freedom PG
Chain Reaction PG
Next Generation, To The
Manor Born PG
4:30 Predation!,
How Sharks Hunt M
Serial Killer Python M
Speed PG
Freedom PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Mystery Monster M
2:00 Ultimate Biker
Bikes PG
3:00 Rides, West Side PG
4:00 Rides, Raging
Bull PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Stewart-Haas Racing
Bike PG
Interlude (1936-1949) PG
7:30 Celebrity Wings,
Bobby Ellison PG
Hot Rod, Appleseeds,
The PG
Of The Hot Rod PG
9:00 Wrecked, PG
Mercedes PG
10:00 Petrol Heads, Trails
Riding PG
12:00 Rides, Raging
Bull PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
1:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Stewart-Haas Racing
Bike PG
Bobby Ellison PG
Hot Rod, Appleseeds,
The PG
Of The Hot Rod PG
5:00 Wrecked, PG
Mercedes PG
Riding PG
6:30 Redline TV, PG
8:00 Rides, Raging
Bull PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
9:30 The Aa Torque
Show, PG
Stewart-Haas Racing
Bike PG
Sky, Interlude (19361949) PG
Bobby Ellison PG
Paintball Tanks PG
Binoculars PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Cooper River
Bridge PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Paintball Tanks PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Alcatraz Escape PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Binoculars PG
8:00 Industrial Revelations
With Mark Williams,
Boom Time PG
Tunnel, Gun PG
PG
Zone PG
PG
Cable Snaps PG
Swallowing Gum PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It? Specials, Heavy Duty
Vehicles PG
2:30 Food Detectives, Bad
Breath Cures PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
Death On The Oregon
Trail PG
Ground Zero, A Gateway
To New York PG
5:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, P47 Thunderbolt
Vs. Fw-190 PG
Poppy Seed Drug Test PG
Anatomical Models PG
7:30 Paleoworld, Baby
Monsters PG
8:00 Megascience,
Firefighting PG
9:30 Extreme
Engineering, Biggest
Casino PG
US Marine Sniper PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Clocking On PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Hartford PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, Chicago PG
Louis Malloy PG
PG
4:30 Globe Trekker,
Madrid PG
Family Bonding PG
Bodacious Bakeries PG
Way, New York PG
PG
Bizarre World, PG
Family Bonding PG
11:30 Man V. Food, San
Diego PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways,
Botswana Safari PG
1:00 Samantha Brown’s
Great Weekends, Boston:
Off The Beaten Path PG
1:30 Best Food Ever, Fab
Food Carts PG
Louis Malloy PG
PG
PG
No Reservations, Hudson
Valley, NY PG
6:30 Miami Ink, The Car
Star PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Bangladesh PG
PG
9:00 Seven Wonders
Of China, Shibaozhai
Temple PG
9:30 Disney Parks, PG
10:30 London Ink, Anger
Management PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
Dress, Princess Brides PG
Rocking The Dress PG
World, PG
Clicking With Brides PG
Two For One PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Princess Brides PG
Dress, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Princess Brides PG
2:30 Big Kids, PG
Bikes & Trikes PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
7:30 Kate Plus 8, Giving
Back (Part 1) PG
Back (Part 2) PG
8:30 Sister Wives, Sister
Wives In Holiday Crisis PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, Driving Miss
Duggars PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggars In The
Driver’s Seat PG
Back (Part 1) PG
Back (Part 2) PG
30
friday 9 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:10 Fish Hooks
3:25 Stitch!
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
6:00 A.N.T. Farm
6:32 Hannah Montana: The
Movie
8:45 Pair of Kings
9:10 A.N.T. Farm
9:35 Shake It Up
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
31
friday 9 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:15 The Life Before Her Eyes,
MA
2:50 The Oxford Murders, M
4:40 Babies, G
6:00 Jonah Hex, M
7:25 Triple Dog, M
9:05 Lebanon, This awardwinning drama, based on
writer-director Samuel Maoz’s
own experiences, is set within
the confines of a tank as four
young Israeli soldiers are
caught in the chaos of the 1982
Lebanon war. MA
12:20 Seduced By Lies,
A successful young
businesswoman who returns to
her hometown refuses to listen
to her ex boyfriend and her
best friend when they try to
warn her about the new man
in her life. M
his name. M
their lives. M
be together. MA
6:45 Tangled, Nominated for an
Oscar and two Golden Globes,
the tale of Rapunzel comes to
life in this animated adventure
about the imprisoned maiden
with the magic hair and the
roguish young thief who sets
her free. PG
8:30 Beastly, Inspired by the
classic fairytale Beauty and the
Beast, a vain and vindictive
young man is forced to
examine his attitude towards
others when he is transformed
into what he mocks the most.
PG
12:05 Dark Blue, MA
2:10 Hoodlum, M
Dangerous Mind, Directed by
co-star George Clooney, this is
the stranger-than-fiction true
story of TV game show host
Chuck Barris, who revealed in
his autobiography his secret
parallel career as a CIA hitman.
MA
crisis. M
her story. M
10:15 Open Range, Directed by
star Kevin Costner and based
on a novel by Lauran Paine,
two independent cattlemen
take on an arrogant landowner
and a crooked sheriff in a fight
to preserve a small town’s
freedom. M
3:00 Zero Effect, In this
comic murder mystery, an
eccentric and reclusive private
investigator tackles his toughest
assignment yet - falling in love
- with the help of his highly
efficient sidekick. M
5:00 Mortal Kombat, In an
ancient tournament on a
remote island, the Out-world’s
best warriors fight against
Earth’s best warriors, for
domination of our world. M
6:45 Bad Eggs, Written and
directed by comedian Tony
Martin, this black comedy
centres on two inept detectives
who follow a trail of corruption
through their own division
to the corridors of political
power. . M
8:30 Face/Off, Directed by John
Woo who created ‘Paycheck’,
charismatic FBI Agent obsessed
with the murder of his son,
swaps faces with the boy’s
insatiable and brutal sociopath
killer Castor Troy. MA
casinos at once. M
12:00 Cq, M
1:35 Whatever Happened To
Aunt Alice?, M
3:20 The Doctor, M
5:25 Pumpkin, M
7:25 A Little Romance, This
charming Oscar-winning
romantic comedy charts the
rocky course of romance for a
French boy and an American
girl who are aided and abetted
by an elderly rogue when they
run away to Venice. PG
9:20 Imaginary Heroes, A
family in pain tries to move
forward after an unforeseen
tragedy, but their individual
struggles begin to reveal the
heart of the matters which
conspired to devastate them
all. MA
11:15 The Chapman Report, A
wealthy suburban community’s
facade of smug respectability is
torn apart when four women
allow themselves to be part of
a scientific sex survey. M
1:25 Human Nature, A woman
who spent time living in the
wild returns to civilization and
starts a relationship with a
nerdy scientist, which becomes
complicated when they find
an ape-like man while on a
bushwalk. MA
children. PG
5:10 The Love Letter, An
anonymous love letter creates
a stir in the quiet town of
Loblolly. While one woman is
determined to find out who it’s
intended for, the language of
love has the rest of the town
smitten. M
6:40 The Next Best Thing, The
final film by Oscar-winning
director John Schlesinger is
a romantic comedy about a
single woman and her gay best
friend whose child together is
torn between them when she
meets a new man. M
8:30 Autumn In New York,
Directed by AFI Award-winning
actress Joan Chen, this drama
follows the ill-fated relationship
between a roguish older man
and a spirited young woman
in one of the world’s most
romantic cities. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Gifted Hands: The Ben
Carson Story, Struggling with
poverty, anger and a singleparent household, Ben Carson
overcomes enormous obstacles
to achieve his dream of
becoming a physician. PG
7:30 Adoption, Graham and
Traci had no plans to adopt
but changed their minds after
seeing a picture of a child from
Kazakhstan on an adoption
website. G
8:30 Sea Patrol, Kate revisits
her yearning for marriage
and kids with Mike when she
battles to save the lives of two
young children. M
9:30 The Starter Wife, Well,
hello Molly! M
PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, When
Maggie interrupts an argument
between a man and a woman
on the street, she thinks no
more of it until she hears that
the man has been arrested for
the woman’s murder. PG
3:00 All Saints, Spence is
spending the day with the
ambo’s, and is thrown into the
thick of it immediately. M
4:00 Clash of the Santas,
There’s a chimney full of
cheer, when Colin and Howie
take part in a Santa Claus
convention. Colin secretly thinks
he’s the better candidate, it’s
Howie who’s been asked to
represent England. PG
Julie struggles to deal with the
secrets her family - and she
herself - are keeping. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, During a visit
to an idyllic island, Bomber
becomes attracted to the
charismatic Sean. M
his team search the U.K. for
treasures said to have been
hidden away by Merlin. PG
8:30 Candy Cabs, This sparkling
comedy drama revolves
around the lives and loves of a
group of women who launch
an all-female cab company,
but things don’t always go to
plan! M
4:40 The World, the Flesh and
the Devil, A black man, a white
woman and a racist are the
only people left alive after a
nuclear disaster. G
2:25 Go Naked in the World, A
prostitute causes a rift between
a son and his wealthy father.
PG
local life. G
the sea. G
8:20 Beau Brummell, A lavishly
told story of George Brummel,
the brilliant wit and fashion
arbiter who became a favourite
of the Prince Regent with
great effect on the course of
history. G
10:10 Father’s Little Dividend,
Stanley Banks does not
look forward to becoming a
grandfather when his daughter
gets pregnant. G
11:35 The Big Hangover,
A lawyer’s path to the top
is blocked by his allergy to
alcohol. G
murder. G
5:05 The World, the Flesh and
the Devil, A black man, a white
woman and a racist are the
only people left alive after a
nuclear disaster. G
6:45 Go Naked in the World, A
prostitute causes a rift between
a son and his wealthy father.
PG
8:30 The Women, A hilarious
movie about marriage, divorce
and “fighting” for your man. G
10:45 Mildred Pierce, The story
of a persecuted housewife
Crawford sacrifices everything
for her daughter. PG
32
friday 9 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prisons
2:30 Drugs Inc.
4:30 Hard Time
5:30 Outlaw Bikers
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
Gathering
10:30 Nordic Wild
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Mad Scientists
8:00 Mad Scientists
9:30 Megafactories
10:30 Alaska State
Troopers
11:30 Breakout
Speed PG
Freedom PG
Mystery Monster M
Speed PG
Freedom PG
Chain Reaction PG
Manor Born PG
Speed PG
Freedom PG
Chain Reaction PG
The Next Generation, To
The Manor Born PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Hands M
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Embedded
Chain M
1:30 Animal Cops
Race For Life M
3:30 Orangutan Island, A
Walk On the Wild Side PG
Birds PG
Speed PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Hands M
7:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Molding
Clay M
Incredible Rescues M
Hunt For A Serial Killer M
10:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Chained
Dogs M
11:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
12:00 American Icon The Hot Rod, Appleseeds,
The PG
Art Of The Hot Rod PG
1:00 Wrecked, PG
Mercedes PG
Riding PG
2:30 Redline TV, PG
3:00 Rides, Big Miniature
PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 Wreck Rescue, PG
The Kobalt Bike PG
Garage, PG
8:30 Carfellas, PG
Cars, Amelia Island - Fly
Yellow PG
PG
10:00 Secret Life Of
Formula One, Command
And Control PG
11:00 Rides, Big
Miniature PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
The Kobalt Bike PG
Garage, PG
4:30 Carfellas, PG
Yellow PG
PG
6:00 Secret Life Of
And Control PG
7:00 Rides, Big Miniature
PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
The Kobalt Bike PG
Garage, PG
Collapsable Cars PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Milau
Viaduct PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Collapsable Cars PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Chicken Gun PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
With Mark Williams, Pants
For Everyone PG
PG
9:30 Showdown: Air
Wildcat PG
Ground Zero, A New
City PG
King PG
Sleepy Turkey PG
Binoculars PG
Venom PG
A Blast PG
2:30 Extreme
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
The Lost Vikings PG
Navy EOD PG
Hangover Cures PG
Pencils PG
Snakes, PG
8:30 Through The
Freeman, Is There An
Edge To The Universe? PG
Tanks PG
10:30 Weaponology,
Frags, Pineapples and
RPGs PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Pennine
Passage (Wool) PG
Diego PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, New York PG
Management PG
Valley, NY PG
4:30 Globe Trekker, Utah/
The Wild West PG
Star PG
6:30 Best Food Ever, Fab
Food Carts PG
Way, Nashville PG
Valley, NY PG
Bizarre World, PG
Star PG
11:30 Man V. Food, Salt
Lake City PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 HD Getaways,
Capitals Of Romance PG
Great Weekends, Chicago:
Second City No More PG
1:30 Best Food Ever, Darn
Good Diners PG
Management PG
Rolls PG
PG
5:00 Seven Wonders
Temple PG
No Reservations, Prague
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Garver’s
Injury PG
7:30 Getaway, PG
8:00 Getaway, PG
8:30 Mighty Ships, Oasis
Of The Seas PG
Seas Style PG
10:30 London Ink, While
Nikole’s Away PG
Bizarre World, PG
2:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
3:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Operation Iraq PG
Missing Mom PG
5:00 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Lifeline: Bone
Reconstructive Surgery,
PG
Back (Part 1) PG
Back (Part 2) PG
Houses & Big Changes Part 1 PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Big Family
Reunion PG
World, Amy On Her Own/
King Of His Castle PG
Jackie PG
My Skin Is Killing Me PG
9:30 What’s Eating You?,
Adrienne & Danni PG
10:30 Lifeline: Spinal
Surgery, PG
33
saturday 10 march
Channel 13
34
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
1:05 Jessie
1:30 Jessie
1:55 Jessie
2:20 Jessie
2:45 Jessie
3:10 Jessie
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
7:30 High School Musical 3:
Senior Year
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
Pumbaa
12:14 Jungle Cubs
Pumbaa
Kitchen
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
6:01 Winnie The Pooh
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Barbie as Rapunzel G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Smurfs G
Space G
saturday 10 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 After.Life, MA
1:45 The Killing Room MA
3:20 Lebanon MA
5:00 Glorious 39, M
A successful young
in her life. M
8:55 Tangled, Nominated for an
Oscar and two Golden Globes,
the tale of Rapunzel comes to
life in this animated adventure
about the imprisoned maiden
with the magic hair and the
roguish young thief who sets
her free. PG
10:40 Brothers, This Golden
Globe-nominated drama tells
the story of a soldier presumed
dead in Afghanistan, who
eventually returns to find his
wife and children have grown
close to his younger brother. M
PG
4:05 The Town, Nominated
for an Oscar, this crime drama
co-written and directed by
Ben Affleck focuses on a
bank robber who falls for a
former hostage while trying
to extricate himself from his
violent gang. MA
6:10 The Next Three Days, A
man who believes his wife
was wrongfully convicted of
the murder of her boss consults
a master escapee for advice
about how to successfully break
her out of jail and flee the
country. M
10:10 Messages Deleted, When
a screenwriting teacher starts
receiving strange phone calls
from people who subsequently
turn up dead, he realises that a
screenplay he adapted with a
stolen idea is coming true. M
11:45 The Loved Ones, When a
troubled teenager turns down
an invitation to the school
dance by a pretty loner, he
soon learns that rejection is a
dangerous mistake to make.
MA
12:50 Shiner, MA
2:35 Deep Impact, M
melodrama. M
6:15 What’S The Worst That
Could Happen?, A crooked
billionaire catches a thief
robbing his mansion, so to get
even with him he steals the
thief’s lucky ring, claiming it’s
his! M
power. . M
9:45 The Art Of War, A member
of the UN’s espionage squad
is framed for the Chinese
ambassador’s murder,
prompting a quest to prove his
innocence in spite of the efforts
of criminal and government
organisations. MA
thriller. M
6:25 Bandits, Bruce Willis stars
in this romantic comedy about
two successful bank robbers
who fall in love with the same
woman, who is looking to
escape her unsatisfying life. M
8:30 Boogie Nights, Nominated
for three Oscars. In the 1980’s
era of disco and drugs, Porn
Director Jack Horner takes the
world of film pornography by
storm, when he discovers a
young man who is born with a
humongous asset. MA
11:05 Ocean’S Twelve, Director
Steven Soderbergh brings the
Ocean’s Eleven actors back
together for one last job. This
time Danny needs a 12th
member to pull off three major
European heists to outwit the
‘Night Fox’. M
12:05 Network, M
2:10 The Star, PG
3:45 Human Nature, MA
5:30 Desperate Hours, M
meets a new man. M
9:15 Unstrung Heroes, Directed
by actor Diane Keaton, this
Oscar-nominated dramatic
comedy is based on writer
Franz Lidz’ memoir of his
chaotic but uplifting childhood
during his mother’s illness. PG
12:40 The Nun’S Story,
Nominated for eight Oscars,
a devoted nun in the Belgian
Congo begins to doubt
her sacrificial vows when
her family and country are
destroyed by the ravages of
World War II. G
romantic cities. M
custody battle. M
6:45 Town & Country, A middle
aged architect lets himself slide
into a mid-life crisis egged
on by his best friend, who is
himself embroiled in an affair,
while their wives attempt to
deal with the fallout. M
8:30 Bringing Down The House,
A straight-laced tax lawyer has
his life turned upside down
when he finally meets his
online crush - a feisty AfricanAmerican ex-inmate who
wants his help to prove her
innocence. M
10:15 Around The Bend,
Academy Award winner
Michael Caine stars as an ailing
patriarch whose dying wish
unites three generations of
men in his family on a road trip
of discovery. M
bank. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Clash of the Santas,
There’s a chimney full of
cheer, when Colin and Howie
take part in a Santa Claus
convention. Colin secretly thinks
he’s the better candidate, it’s
Howie who’s been asked to
represent England. PG
7:30 Adoption, The success of
an adoption lies in the hands of
a judge who is rumoured to be
the toughest adoption judge in
all of Russia. G
8:30 Sea Patrol, During a visit
to an idyllic island, Bomber
becomes attracted to the
charismatic Sean. M
his team search the U.K. for
treasures said to have been
hidden away by Merlin. PG
10:30 Candy Cabs, This
sparkling comedy drama
revolves around the lives and
loves of a group of women
who launch an all-female cab
company, but things don’t
always go to plan! M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Adam
succumbs to the stress of the
job when he and Nick discover
the body of a teenage boy who
dies during a drunken dare. PG
3:00 All Saints, Frank makes an
impulsive decision to take an
overseas trip and the shocks
only begin there. M
4:00 Two Twisted, Patrick
Dempsey is accused of killing
his wife. Problem is, so is his
clone. M
4:30 Justice, Patrick deals
leniently with Peter, a young
drug pusher who is genuinely
determined to turn over a new
leaf and support Jessica, the
schoolgirl he impregnated and
their baby. M
5:30 Lipstick Jungle, Victory has
a nightmare that Joe falls and
breaks his neck while mountain
climbing in a blizzard. M
6:30 Offspring, Nina realises
she must tell Billie about her
night with Mick. M
7:30 Offspring, Nina’s secret
tears the Proudman family
apart. M
8:30 Four Seasons, As the
leaves in Endellion’s lush
park begin to fall, so do the
barriers between Julia and her
granddaughter Abby. PG
destroy her life. M
5:50 Strange Cargo, Several
prisoners attempt an escape
from a perilous prison island.
PG
2:50 Susan and God, A flighty
socialite neglects her family
to promote a new religious
group. G
Baker. PG
when their daughter
a black doctor. PG
8:45 Somebody Up There Likes
Me, A biopic of boxer Rocky
Graziano’s rise from New
York City sidewalks to arena
success. PG
10:40 Executive Suite, A realistic
portrayal of a power struggle
for control of a large company.
PG
PG
group. G
8:30 Go West, The three zany
brothers tackle a western villain
and take a train apart! G
9:50 The Fighting 69th, A
regiment fighting in WWII must
tame a new recruit whose
street brawling attitude gets
the troop into trouble. G
11:25 The Pink Panther,
Bumbling and conceited French
police inspector Clouseau tries
to catch The Phantom, a daring
jewel thief whose identity and
features are unknown and is
acting right under his nose. PG
35
saturday 10 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Mad Scientists
2:00 Mad Scientists
3:30 Megafactories
4:30 Alaska State
Troopers
5:30 Breakout
6:30 Mad Scientists
7:00 Mad Scientists
8:30 Megafactories
9:30 Mega Breakdown
10:30 Megafactories
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
5:30 Beast Man
6:30 Saved By The
Lioness
8:30 The Lost Ships Of
Rome
9:30 Air Crash
Investigation
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Hard Time
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Incredible
Rescues M
2:30 Animal Cops
Dogs M
3:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
Croc Files II, African
Adventures PG
PG
Bodyguard PG
We Fall PG
Manor Born PG
9:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
Girl, Like An Eagle PG
Girl, Prince Rajah PG
11:30 Animal Planet
Underground M
With Jeremy Wade,
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Touch of Death M
3:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
6:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
10:30 Miami Animal
11:30 Pit Bulls And
Parolees, Trial By Fire M
12:30 Carfellas, PG
Yellow PG
PG
2:00 Secret Life Of
And Control PG
3:00 Rides, Codename
Daisy PG
Bikes PG
4:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Lowriders PG
8:00 Motor City Motors,
The Gasser PG
The Asphalter PG
Daisy PG
Bikes PG
Customs, PG
Lowriders PG
The Gasser PG
The Asphalter PG
Daisy PG
Bikes PG
8:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Lowriders PG
11:30 Wrecks To Riches,
PG
Submarine Racers PG
Pencils PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Oil Rigs PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Submarine Racers PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Explosive Decompression
PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Pencils PG
7:00 Secret Life Of The
Brain, PG
With Mark Williams,
Clocking On PG
Monsters PG
9:00 Megascience,
Firefighting PG
Marine Sniper PG
11:30 Extreme
Casino PG
The Poppy Seed Drug
Test PG
Sharks, PG
Sports Cars PG
3:30 Mummy Autopsy,
Who Killed T38? PG
4:30 Through The
After Death? PG
5:30 Weaponology, Booby
Traps PG
Dirty Bar Snacks PG
Javelins PG
8:30 Alien Storms, PG
9:30 Warbots, PG
Robotic Warriors PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Working Iron PG
Lake City PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, Nashville PG
Nikole’s Away PG
PG
4:30 Globe Trekker, Holy
Lands: Jerusalem/West
Bank PG
Injury PG
7:30 Miami Ink, A
Disgruntled Yoji PG
Family Bonding PG
Rico PG
10:30 Extreme, Fast
Food PG
Rolls PG
12:30 Survivorman,
Arctic PG
1:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
2:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Of The Seas PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
PG
5:00 My Family Feast, The
Indians PG
PG
6:00 Seven Wonders
Temple PG
Rico PG
7:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
8:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
8:30 Cruising Do’s And
Don’ts, PG
Divided PG
10:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Sell Yourself To
Win PG
11:30 Globe Trekker,
Bangladesh PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
Adrienne & Danni PG
World, PG
Indecisive Brides PG
Goals PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:00 My Naked Secret PG
Princess Brides PG
Dress, PG
10:30 Extreme
Couponing, PG
11:00 Extreme
Couponing, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
3:00 Kate Plus 8 PG
Mum, PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggars Learn
To Drive PG
World, Last Dance/Game
Over PG
Camping Out PG
Shira PG
Adrienne & Danni PG
Princess Brides PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, Missy &
Amy PG
Kelly PG
Wendy PG
Camping Out PG
36
sunday 11 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
8:00 Pair of Kings
9:00 Jessie
Channel 29
Channel 30
Pirates
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:00 Winnie The Pooh
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
Pumbaa
6:14 Jungle Cubs
6:37 101 Dalmatians
Pumbaa
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 The Phantom Tollbooth G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Jonny Quest G
Space G
37
sunday 11 FEBRUARY
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:10 The Town, MA
3:15 Stolen, MA
4:50 Seduced By Lies, M
6:25 Brothers, This Golden
Globe-nominated drama tells
the story of a soldier presumed
dead in Afghanistan, who
eventually returns to find his
wife and children have grown
close to his younger brother. M
9:50 Like Dandelion Dust, Oscar
winner Mira Sorvino stars in
this moving drama, based on
Karen Kingsbury’s novel, about
a custody battle between two
sets of parents that straddles a
class divide. M
11:35 Messages Deleted, When
a screenwriting teacher starts
receiving strange phone calls
from people who subsequently
turn up dead, he realises that a
screenplay he adapted with a
stolen idea is coming true. M
1:10 The Next Three Days, A
man who believes his wife
was wrongfully convicted of
the murder of her boss consults
a master escapee for advice
about how to successfully break
her out of jail and flee the
country. M
3:30 Splice, When two young
scientists working on DNA
research secretly mix animal
and human DNA to make a
hybrid, the creature that results
brings unpredictable and lethal
consequences. MA
7:00 Bran Nue Dae, This AFI
Award-winning adaptation of
Jimmy Chi’s exuberant musical
follows the tale of a spirited
young Aboriginal boy who runs
away from boarding school in
a bid to return to his home and
his girl. PG
8:30 Yogi Bear, In this comedy
combining live action and
animation, Jellystone National
Park’s resident larrikin Yogi
Bear and his friend Boo Boo
must help Ranger Smith to
protect their home from greedy
developers. G
1:10 The Crow, MA
2:55 The Peacemaker, M
6:55 Hercules Returns, A film
buff turned entrepreneur who
re-opens an old cinema faces
a crisis when the Italian film
he ordered arrives without
subtitles, forcing him and his
co-workers to overdub the film
live. M
10:25 Bio-Dome, Bud and
Doyle are two loser friends
who get trapped in the
‘Bio-Dome’ trying to show
their girlfriends they are
environmentally aware. Will
they ever get out, or will the
Dome become their Home? M
‘Night Fox’. M
humongous asset. MA
felons. MA
globe. PG
1:50 Dream Lover, M
3:40 What’S New Pussycat? M
5:30 Town & Country, A middle
aged architect lets himself slide
into a mid-life crisis egged
on by his best friend, who is
himself embroiled in an affair,
while their wives attempt to
deal with the fallout. M
7:15 Consenting Adults, A
couple’s lives are turned upside
down when their dashing and
adventurous new neighbour
reveals his sinister intentions
by luring them into a seductive
trap. M
of discovery. M
innocence. M
3:20 American Heart, A just
released ex-con tries to make
a fresh start and move on from
his past ways whilst learning
how to be father to his teenage
son. M
heartbreaks. PG
8:30 The House Of The Spirits,
Based on the best-selling novel
by Isabel Allende, the dramatic
story of several generations
of a Chilean family is coloured
by the impact of love, politics,
betrayal and revolution. M
10:55 Betrayed, An FBI
undercover agent is sent to
sniff out white supremacists in
America’s heartland but falls
in love with her target in the
process. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, Frank makes an
impulsive decision to take an
overseas trip and the shocks
only begin there. M
6:00 Two Twisted, M
6:30 Justice, M
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Offspring, M
9:30 Offspring, Nina’s secret
tears the Proudman family
apart. M
destroy her life. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, A young
woman turns up to confront a
wealthy Mount Thomas family
with the news that she is a
long-lost daughter. PG
3:00 All Saints, Sean’s young
niece, Molly, was hospitalised
with respiratory distress but
while her breathing difficulties
were resolved, a mass showed
up on her chest x-ray. M
4:00 More Sex & the Single
Mom, Single, divorced lawyer
Jess Gradwell returns in this
sequel as she tries to raise her
new, three-year-old son, Jake,
while dealing with her teenage
daughter, Sara. M
5:30 Rush, When an
unforeseen death takes TR
by surprise, Kerry is forced
to overcome her grief and
confront her own failings as a
leader. M
Files, On this episode of Fact
or Faked: Paranormal Files, the
team takes on an unusual UFO
case with video captured in
flight by a police helicopter’s
night vision camera. PG
Files, The team has wanted to
investigate a bigfoot sighting
for ages, so Chi-Lan, Austin and
Bill head to Washington state
to follow up on a video taken
in 1996. PG
8:30 Ice Quake, It’s a race
against time to stop the deadly
rivers before they lead to a
catastrophic explosion that
threatens the planet. M
10:15 Arctic Blast, When a solar
eclipse sends a colossal blast
of super chilled air towards
the earth, it then sets off a
catastrophic chain of events
that threatens to engulf the
world in ice. M
1:30 High Sierra, Mad Dog Earle
is a sensitive killer on the run
from the law. G
3:15 Gentleman Jim, The tale
of Jim Corbett, the boxing
champion from the early days
of boxing. PG
5:05 Going Hollywood, A girl
poses as a French maid to catch
a singing star. G
6:25 The Tender Trap, A
swinging New York City
bachelor is lured into marriage
by a determined young actress.
PG
8:15 Give a Girl a Break, A
Broadway star walks out on a
show, and three girls audition
as replacements. G
9:40 Mr Imperium, An exiled
king and a film star try to
rekindle a romance from the
past. G
4:05 High Sierra, Mad Dog Earle
is a sensitive killer on the run
from the law. G
5:50 Gentleman Jim, The tale
of Jim Corbett, the boxing
champion from the early days
of boxing. PG
8:30 An American in Paris,
Jerry Mulligan is an exGI who
remains in Paris following the
war to pursue his ambition to
become a great artist. G
10:25 The Last Time I Saw
Paris, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story
of a writer returning to Paris
after WWII and remembering a
passionate love. PG
38
sunday 11 FEBRUARY
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Prisons
Prisons
Prisons
3:30 Breakout
Rome
6:30 Monster Jellyfish
7:30 Zambezi
9:30 Nordic Wild
10:30 Lizard Kings
11:30 Saved By The
Lioness
12:30 Beast Man
1:30 Seconds From
Disaster
2:30 Drugs Inc.
4:30 Mad Scientists
5:00 Mad Scientists
5:30 Cheetah: Against
All Odds
6:30 Nordic Wild
8:30 2012: The Final
Prophecy
9:30 Nasca Lines Decoded
10:30 Drugs Inc.
With Jeremy Wade,
Touch of Death M
2:30 Predation!,
3:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
Speed PG
Freedom PG
Eden, Baby Booming At
Chimp Eden PG
7:00 Safari Sisters,
Elephantaphobia PG
Teen Angst PG
Chain Reaction PG
Birds PG
Rover’s Return PG
Adventures, Zambia M
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Wild-Eyed
Stallion M
12:30 Animal Cops
1:30 Predation!,
How Sharks Hunt M
Speed PG
Freedom PG
6:30 Rise Of The Jellyfish,
Rise Of The Jellyfish PG
7:30 Colossal Squid,
Colossal Squid PG
8:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
10:30 Animal Cops
Dogs M
11:30 Whale Wars, As
Bad As Our Bark M
12:30 Predation!,
The Gasser PG
The Asphalter PG
3:00 Rides, Rods PG
Superstars PG
4:30 Secret Club Of
Cobras! PG
Riding PG
Now That’s A Duesy! PG
7:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
8:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Bobby Ellison PG
11:00 Rides, Rods PG
Superstars PG
Cobras! PG
Riding PG
Now That’s A Duesy! PG
3:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
4:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Bobby Ellison PG
6:00 The Garage, PG
7:00 Rides, Rods PG
Superstars PG
8:30 Secret Club Of
Cobras! PG
Riding PG
Cars, Now That’s A
Duesy! PG
Speed, PG
Railroad Racers PG
Javelins PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Excavators
PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Railroad Racers PG
4:30 MythBusters, Sinking
Titanic PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Javelins PG
Brain, PG
With Mark Williams,
Pennine Passage (Wool)
PG
Snakes, PG
9:30 Weaponology, Frags,
Pineapples and RPGs PG
10:30 Through The
Tanks PG
Hangover Cures PG
Pencils PG
2:30 Dino Lab, PG
3:30 Dino Lab, PG
Navy EOD PG
Sniper Rifles PG
Heartburn Remedies PG
Technical Glass PG
In Our World PG
8:30 UFO, Great Balls Of
Light PG
Robot Revolution PG
Machines with Mike
Brewer, On The Frontline
PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Coining It PG
12:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
1:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Rolls PG
PG
Special PG
PG
PG
6:00 Seven Wonders
Temple PG
Star PG
Injury PG
8:30 Fun Taiwan
Win PG
Special PG
Diego PG
Lake City PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Cleveland PG
12:00 Man V. Food,
Phoenix PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Boulder PG
1:00 Man V. Food, Puerto
Rico PG
1:30 Man V. Food,
Richmond PG
2:00 Man V. Food, Long
Island PG
2:30 Man V. Food,
Oklahoma City PG
3:00 Man V. Food, Kansas
City PG
3:30 Man V. Food,
Indianapolis PG
4:00 Man V. Food, Jersey
Shore PG
4:30 Man V. Food,
Syracuse PG
5:00 Man V. Food,
Portland (Maine) PG
Rico PG
Special PG
Rolls PG
PG
Of The Seas PG
10:30 Getaway, PG
11:00 Getaway, PG
11:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Mum, PG
World, PG
4:30 Kids By The Dozen PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
Missy & Amy PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
Missy & Amy PG
Back (Part 2) PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Duggars PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Driver’s Seat PG
Renovations & Vacations
PG
39
monday 12 march
Channel 13
40
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
monday 12 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 Daylight Fades, MA
1:45 Splice, MA
3:30 The Boy She Met Online, M
5:10 The Special Relationship, M
6:45 Like Dandelion Dust, M
8:35 Everything Must Go, M
10:15 Happy Tears, MA
his girl. PG
3:15 Lymelife, Produced by
Martin Scorsese, this drama
highlights the difficulties
a teenage boy encounters
as he tries to deal with the
disintegration of his parents’
marriage while pursuing his
first love. MA
5:00 Yogi Bear, In this comedy
combining live action and
animation, Jellystone National
Park’s resident larrikin Yogi
Bear and his friend Boo Boo
must help Ranger Smith to
protect their home from greedy
developers. G
6:35 Tamara Drewe, Returning
to her childhood town, an
attractive young woman
previously regarded as an “ugly
duckling” causes havoc when
she seduces a few of the local
men. M
8:30 The Lost Future, In an
unrecognisable future, a tribe
of survivors face many threats
to their existence, including
an unforgiving landscape,
terrifying creatures and a
disease that threatens to wipe
them out. MA
ex-con. M
11:45 The Secret In Their
Eyes, This 2010 Oscar-winning
Foreign Language Film follows
the journey of a retired
investigator as he writes a
novel based on a case from his
past that continues to haunt
him. MA
2:00 Desert Flower, Based
on Waris Dirie’s best-selling
autobiography, a determined
young Somali woman escapes
the brutal traditions of her
homeland to become an
international model and
women’s activist. MA
1:15 The Dead Pool, M
2:55 Hercules Returns, M
4:25 Bio-Dome, M
her story. M
felons. MA
globe. PG
surfacing. MA
8:30 Out Of Time, A police
commander finds himself in
a world of trouble when he
makes a corrupt choice for
his complicated personal life,
leading to him becoming a
potential arson and murder
suspect. M
city to ransom. MA
1:05 Divine Madness, M
2:35 Consenting Adults, M
4:15 American Flyers, M
6:10 Rushmore M
open. M
son. M
8:30 Lions For Lambs, Tom
Cruise stars in this topical film
on the war in Afghanistan,
where the experiences
of soldiers, students and
politicians intersect. M
10:05 Sibling Rivalry, A young
woman trapped in a dead-end
marriage makes an attempt to
break out by picking up a man
while shopping, but when her
fling backfires unexpectedly,
her life becomes even more
complicated. PG
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Rush, M
6:00 More Sex & the Single
Mom, M
7:30 Adoption, G
Files, PG
Files, PG
world in ice. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Tom is faced
with a dilemma when the
attempted suicide of Clancy’s
mother places the future of her
intellectually handicapped son
in jeopardy. PG
3:00 All Saints, A major plane
crash brings multiple traumas,
and a host of emotional and
medical challenges, to All
Saints. M
4:00 Flirting with Forty, While
vacationing on her own in
a beautiful tropical resort, a
divorced mother of two enjoys
an unexpected romance
with an attractive and much
younger man. PG
Ben, still dealing with the
trauma of being held up, is
critical of Nathan when his lack
of concentration during a cricket
match costs Dave his first ever
century. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Charge
finds himself in a dangerous
psychological game with a
convicted murderer. M
7:30 My Boys, As Kenny
and Mike each worry about
their store’s future, a men’s
magazine article makes PJ
wonder if her sex life with
Bobby is on the wane. PG
8:00 My Boys, When Bobby
decides to shake things up with
a new career, PJ worries about
what it will mean for their
relationship. PG
8:30 Fixing Pete, The top
female fashion reporter is
assigned to makeover the
brash, chauvinistic male sports
journalist for a cover story. PG
10:15 Boss Girl, Brooke is
thrilled to finally pursue her
dream of becoming a fashion
designer at the top fashion
school in the nation. But, when
the grandfather she never
knew about passes away her
life is turned upside down. PG
2:20 Les Girls, A dancer writes
a memoir of her years in a
quartet, and the others sue her
for libel. G
2:15 Sergeant York, A pacifist is
drafted into WWI and becomes
a war hero in spite of his
beliefs. PG
4:30 Two Weeks in Another
Town, An expose of the dark
side of Hollywood in which a
washedup star tries to make a
comeback in a director’s latest
‘cheapie’ production. PG
7:10 The Last Time I Saw Paris,
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story of a
writer returning to Paris after
WWII and remembering a
passionate love. PG
9:05 Rhapsody, A wealthy girl
toys with the affections of two
concert musicians, but soon
learns the meaning of true
love. G
11:05 The Sandpiper, An
enduring romance of a
beautiful, independent
artist who refuses to lead a
conventional life ... and who
proves irresistible to the local
Episcopalian minister. PG
1:05 The Comedians, An
ambassador’s wife and a hotel
owner are caught in political
intrigue in Haiti. M
beliefs. PG
8:30 The Four Horsemen of
the Apocalypse, Members of
an Argentinian family fight on
opposite sides during World
War II. PG
11:00 Wonderful World of the
Brothers Grimm, The fanciful
biography of the German
fairytale collectors, with
reenactments of three of their
stories. G
41
monday 12 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Prophecy
2:30 Nasca Lines Decoded
3:30 Drugs Inc.
All Odds
5:30 Nordic Wild
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
Rome
10:30 2012: The Final
Prophecy
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secret Bible
1:30 Churchill’s German
Army
2:30 Beneath Easter
Island
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 The Indestructibles
8:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Taboo
Executioner PG
How Sharks Hunt M
4:30 Predation!,
Executioner PG
Birds PG
7:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
Birds PG
11:30 Animal Planet
Underground M
12:30 Dogs 101,
St. Bernard PG
Moving On PG
Rover’s Return PG
4:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
6:30 Animal Planet
Underground M
7:30 Dogs 101, Jack
Russell, Golden Retriever,
Pembroke Corgi, Vizsla,
German Shepherd PG
8:30 Cats 101, Bambino,
Pixie Bob, Austalian Mist,
Domestic Longhair, Cats
Gone Wild. PG
9:30 Finding Bigfoot,
Caught On Tape PG
10:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix,
Wandering Beagle M
11:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
12:00 Wrecked, PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
Bobby Ellison PG
2:00 The Garage, PG
3:00 Rides, Heavy Metal
PG
4:00 Million Dollar
& Classic Cars Part II PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Domani
Studios Bike PG
7:00 Eye Of The Beholder
With Serena Yang: Born
To Ride, Eye Of The
Beholder With Serena
Yang: Born To Ride PG
8:00 Classic Car Club,
Ferrari Dino PG
PG
Customs, PG
Speed, PG
Speed, Street Luge PG
11:00 Rides, Heavy
Metal PG
12:00 Million Dollar
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Studios Bike PG
3:00 Eye Of The Beholder
With Serena Yang: Born
To Ride, Eye Of The
Ferrari Dino PG
PG
Customs, PG
6:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
6:30 Secret Club Of
7:00 Rides, Heavy Metal
PG
8:00 Million Dollar
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Studios Bike PG
11:00 Eye Of The
Yang: Born To Ride, Eye Of
The Beholder With Serena
12:00 Junkyard Wars, Ice
Warriors PG
Technical Glass PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Arizona
Cardinals PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Ice
Warriors PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Breakstep Bridge PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Technical Glass PG
Brain, PG
With Mark Williams,
Working Iron PG
Robotic Warriors PG
11:30 Warbots, PG
Dirty Bar Snacks PG
Javelins PG
In The Air PG
Building The Bionic
Body PG
4:30 UFO, Uncovering The
Evidence PG
Machines with Mike
Spicy Foods and Sleepless
Nights PG
7:00 How It’s Made, Cine
Cameras PG
7:30 Junkyard Wars, Field
Artillery PG
Shaping The Planet PG
9:30 Storm Chasers, Back
Seat Driver PG
Roman Scorpion PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, The Cutting
Edge PG
12:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Rico PG
Special PG
Of The Seas PG
3:30 Man V. Food
Presents, Breakfast
Edition PG
4:00 Man V. Food,
Baseball PG
Benihana Chef/Abalone
Farmer PG
5:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Egg Cracking
Record PG
Special PG
6:30 Best Food Ever, Darn
Good Diners PG
Way, Las Vegas PG
PG
9:30 Fun Taiwan
Win PG
Injury PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Cleveland PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
12:30 Amazing Vacation
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Montreal: Cosmopolitan
City PG
1:30 Best Food Ever, Crazy
For Cheese PG
Nikole’s Away PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
Don’ts, PG
No Reservations, Ecuador
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Battle Of
The Apprentices PG
PG
8:30 Man V. Food:
Greatest Moments, PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
10:30 London Ink, PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, The Bug is Back PG
4:30 Kids By The Dozen, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Adrienne & Danni PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Picky Eaters:
Lea’s Story PG
Pregnant, Bun In The
Oven PG
Back (Part 1) PG
Back (Part 2) PG
2:30 Lifeline: Spinal
Surgery, PG
3:30 19 Kids And
Duggars PG
4:00 19 Kids And
Driver’s Seat PG
Renovations & Vacations
PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, I Left My
Duggar In San Francisco
PG
World, School Of Hard
Knocks/Little American
PG
Beach & Kitchen Reveal
PG
Jill PG
Desirae & Stephanie PG
Collette PG
Kelly PG
10:30 One Too Many, PG
PG
42
tuesday 13 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
7:30 The Smurfs G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
3:30 The Smurfs G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Herculoids G
11:00 Herculoids G
Space G
43
tuesday 13 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
4:20 Wake, MA
friendships. M
7:50 Hurt, A grieving widow
and her children forced to
live with her brother-in-law
find their new circumstances
becoming surreal when a
strange young girl comes into
their lives unexpectedly. M
11:45 Tamara Drewe, Returning
to her childhood town, an
attractive young woman
previously regarded as an “ugly
duckling” causes havoc when
she seduces a few of the local
men. M
them out. MA
ex-con. M
4:55 Stolen Lives, Based on a
true story, a policeman grieving
over his missing son thinks
he’s found his son’s remains
but when they turn out to be
fifty years old, he makes it his
personal mission to solve both
cases. M
around England. MA
8:30 Killers, A whirlwind
romance leads to marriage for
an impulsive young couple, but
his former career as a hitman
returns to haunt them when
they realise there is a contract
out on their lives. M
MA
1:45 Original Sin, MA
3:40 Rob Roy M
campaign. M
MA
city to ransom. MA
2:50 Corky Romano, A clumsy
vet obsessed with 80s music is
recruited back into the family
fold when his gangster father
needs someone with no Mob
connections to pose as an FBI
agent to get rid of incriminating
evidence. M
4:20 Out Of Time, A police
commander finds himself in
a world of trouble when he
makes a corrupt choice for
his complicated personal life,
leading to him becoming a
potential arson and murder
suspect. M
freedom. M
8:30 Cop Land, Academy Award
winner Robert De Niro leads
a powerhouse cast in director
James Mangold’s searing
drama about police corruption
in a sleepy town just outside
New York. MA
10:20 Hitman, When a veteran
gangster double-crosses
his boss, he seeks out his
estranged son as he goes on
the run and draws him into his
shadowy world as they start to
commit crimes together. MA
1:15 Cal, M
3:05 Cocktail, M
Showgirl, Whilst visiting
England, a prince crosses paths
with an American actress, who
refuses to let him slip through
her fingers. G
and downs. PG
10:35 Undercover Blues, A
husband and wife team of
ex-spies try to start a new life,
but no one, especially their FBI
boss, will leave them alone. M
12:10 Hedwig And The Angry
Inch, Based on director and
writer John Cameron Mitchell’s
stage play of the same name,
this Golden Globe-nominated
musical follows the fortunes
of a German transsexual who
forms a rock band. MA
3:15 Just A Little Harmless Sex,
A well-to-do married man
helps a stranded woman with
car trouble and has his life
he is arrested for soliciting a
prostitute. M
4:55 Sibling Rivalry, A young
woman trapped in a dead-end
marriage makes an attempt to
break out by picking up a man
while shopping, but when her
fling backfires unexpectedly,
her life becomes even more
complicated. PG
hot spots. MA
10:30 Who’S That Girl, A lively
young woman released after
a stint in prison for a crime she
didn’t commit tries to prove
her innocence, and enlists the
help of a lawyer whose future
father-in-law wants her out of
town. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Flirting with Forty, PG
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Sea Patrol, M
9:30 My Boys, PG
10:00 My Boys, When Bobby
decides to shake things up with
a new career, PJ worries about
what it will mean for their
relationship. PG
10:30 Boss Girl, Brooke is
thrilled to finally pursue her
dream of becoming a fashion
designer at the top fashion
school in the nation. But, when
the grandfather she never
knew about passes away her
life is turned upside down. PG
12:15 Fixing Pete, The top
female fashion reporter is
assigned to makeover the
brash, chauvinistic male sports
journalist for a cover story. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, As the
Heelers get necessarily
involved with the discipline
problems at the local high
school, Tom realises that his
own problems are nothing
beside the new school
principal’s. PG
3:00 All Saints, Sean has drinks
with Cate and her best friend,
Jo, who tells Cate she wouldn’t
mind taking Sean home for the
night. M
4:00 Albert’s Memorial, Albert’s
dying wish is to be buried in
the meadow where he fought
in 1945. His friends, Harry and
Frank, steal his corpse and
journey across Europe in Harry’s
black cab. PG
Rachel becomes a woman on
a mission as she immerses
herself in an autobiographical
novel, An Angel at My Table. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, When Robert
finds himself prisoner on a
notorious FFV skipper’s boat, he
gets to experience life on the
other side of the street. M
7:30 Mercy, Veronica tries to
get help for unresolved battle
scars, while everything else in
her life falls apart. M
8:30 Margot, Margot brings to
the screen with breathtaking
vividness the glamorous and
turbulent life of Britain’s first
international ballet superstar. M
1:15 Come Fly with Me, The
story of three air hostesses
who try to find husbands on a
transAtlantic flight to France. G
3:10 The Venetian Affair, An
explosion at an international
peace conference throws an
exCIA agent on the trail of the
bomber. G
4:50 Raintree County, Sweeping
Civil War tale of a Southern
belle stuck in a deadend
marriage. PG
7:40 Cynthia, A young woman
ventures into teenage life after
a sheltered upbringing. G
9:25 Ivanhoe, A brave knight
returns to England after the
Crusades to find the King he
serves is held ransom. G
12:10 Wonderful World of the
Brothers Grimm, The fanciful
biography of the German
fairytale collectors, with
reenactments of three of their
stories. G
2:20 The Venetian Affair, An
explosion at an international
peace conference throws an
exCIA agent on the trail of the
bomber. G
3:55 The Four Horsemen of
the Apocalypse, Members of
an Argentinian family fight on
opposite sides during World
War II. PG
8:30 The Wild North, A
mountain trapper becomes
a murder suspect and has to
prove his innocence before
getting caught by mounties. G
10:15 Rich, Young and Pretty, A
rancher’s daughter visits Paris
to meet her mother and also
finds love. G
44
tuesday 13 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
2:30 Seconds From
Disaster
5:30 Taboo
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secret Bible
1:30 Japan’s Secret
Weapon
2:30 Catacombs of
Palermo
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Megafactories
8:30 Air Crash
Investigation
9:30 Mega Breakdown
12:30 Cats 101, PG
2:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, M
3:30 Dogs 101, PG
4:30 Cats 101, PG
Caught On Tape PG
Moving On PG
Rover’s Return PG
7:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Gone Wild. PG
Caught On Tape PG
Moving On PG
Rover’s Return PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Wild-Eyed
Stallion M
With Jeremy Wade,
Whisperer, PG
Texas PG
Touch of Death M
New Beginnings PG
Next Generation, Home
Alone PG
4:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Gone Wild. PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Wild-Eyed
Stallion M
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Long Necks and Short
Fuses PG
9:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
10:30 Animal Cops
Houston, From The
Horse’s Mouth M
With Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Ferrari Dino PG
12:30 South Beach
Classics, PG
Customs, PG
2:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
2:30 Secret Club Of
3:00 Rides, Topless PG
4:00 The Garage, PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Window
World Bike PG
7:00 Gadget’s Electric
Garage, PG
8:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
8:30 Hot Rod TV, Sema
After Dark PG
9:00 Street Customs,
Gto PG
10:00 Gt - Racer,
Nurburgring PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
World Bike PG
Garage, PG
4:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
After Dark PG
Gto PG
6:00 Gt - Racer,
Nurburgring PG
8:00 The Garage, PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
World Bike PG
Garage, PG
Dune Buggies PG
Cameras PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Malaysia
Smart Tunnel PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Dune
Buggies PG
4:30 MythBusters, Buried
In Concrete PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Cameras PG
Brain, PG
With Mark Williams,
Coining It PG
In Our World PG
Machines with Mike
PG
Light PG
Robot Revolution PG
Heartburn Remedies PG
Technical Glass PG
1:30 Junkyard Wars,
Wheelie Cars PG
We Chase PG
Blowpipe PG
Tastes Like Chicken PG
Microphones PG
7:30 Machines!,
Helicopter, 3D Printer,
Segway, Streetcar PG
8:00 Oddities, Piece Of
Mind PG
8:30 Sci Fi Science, Impact
PG
9:30 MythBusters,
Concrete Glider PG
10:30 FutureWeapons,
Search And Destroy PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, The Iron Horse
PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Cleveland PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, Las Vegas PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
PG
4:30 Globe Trekker, Holy
Lands: Israel PG
The Apprentices PG
6:30 Best Food Ever, Crazy
For Cheese PG
Way, New Orleans PG
PG
Bizarre World, PG
10:30 Miami Ink, Battle
Of The Apprentices PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Phoenix PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Atlanta:
VIP Weekend PG
Buzzworthy BBQ PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
3:30 Man V. Food:
PG
No Reservations,
Techniques Special PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Shop
Party PG
Pizza Tosser/Cider Maker
PG
8:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Ceasar Salad
Record PG
8:30 Pawn Queens,
Marketing Madness PG
9:30 Storm Surfers, PG
Bizarre World, PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Surprising Amy PG
4:30 Kids By The Dozen PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 Make Room For
PG
2:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Heilala Twins
PG
2:30 One Too Many, PG
Adrienne & Danni PG
PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggars On
Safari PG
World, Texting 1, 2, 3/
Mother’s Day PG
Battleship & Barber PG
Layla PG
Zen And Now PG
Pregnant, Never Say
Never PG
Pregnant, Holiday Food
Poisoning PG
9:30 Make Room For
Multiples, Ketner Triplets
PG
10:00 Make Room For
PG
10:30 Joined At The
Head, PG
45
wednesday 14 march
Channel 13
46
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
6:25 Zeke and Luther
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Thundercats G
Space G
wednesday 14 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 Happythankyoumoreplease,
M
5:05 The Blind Side, PG
Becket, M
8:45 The Perfect Teacher, A
newly divorced high school
teacher becomes the target
of one of his students, an
obsessed young woman who
is determined to acquire the
object of her affections. M
11:55 The Trip, In this
film version of the BAFTA
around England. MA
3:35 The New Daughter, In this
tale based on a horror story by
John Connolly, a teenager starts
to behave strangely when she
moves with her family to a
rural property which is situated
near a burial mound. M
8:30 The Con Artist, Real-life
father and son Rossif and
Donald Sutherland co-star in
this comedy about a young
criminal trying to go straight
while his former boss pressures
him to rejoin his crew. M
10:05 Spin, In the aftermath
of a crazy night out in Los
Angeles, six young people
living fast and hedonistic lives
relive their experiences and
their connections after their
paths cross in an LA nightclub.
MA
12:00 Evil Woman, M
1:35 Corky Romano, M
Dangerous Mind, MA
5:00 Excessive Force, A
showdown looms between
members of the Chicago Mob
and the special investigation
unit of the Chicago PD after a
drug set-up goes awry to the
tune of $3, 000, 000. MA
his! M
freedom. M
10:25 Shiner, A boxing
promoter with a chequered
past, who has everything riding
on the success of his boxer son,
sees his dreams thwarted and
has no hesitation in seeking
appropriate revenge. MA
3:35 Cop Land, Academy Award
winner Robert De Niro leads
a powerhouse cast in director
James Mangold’s searing
drama about police corruption
in a sleepy town just outside
New York. MA
ready towns. M
12:05 Lost Junction, M
Woolf? M
3:55 The Weight Of Water, MA
5:50 Beaches, PG
7:55 Club Paradise, A fireman
who receives a payout after
an injury decides to buy into a
dilapidated resort on a small
Caribbean island, which attracts
a motley group of tourists and
the ire of devious developers.
M
hot spots. MA
11:45 Men Don’T Leave, A
family touched by tragedy
moves to Baltimore to begin
a new life, and encounter a
range of challenges and new
friends as they come to terms
with their loss and their altered
circumstances. M
3:40 Cq, Roman Coppola makes
his feature film writing and
directing debut with this witty
meditation on life, love and
cinema, set in 1969 in Paris
during a time of cultural and
social revolution. M
town. M
6:45 Daddy And Them, Oscar
winner Billy Bob Thornton
writes, directs and stars in
this hillbilly comedy about an
eccentric couple who rally their
unconventional family together
to help an uncle in trouble. M
Woods. M
11:40 Interview With The
Vampire, Oscar nominated
movie set in the late 20th
century, where a 200-year-old
vampire tells the story of his
life to a reporter, describing
the lush decadence and erotic
fervour of vampires and his
world. MA
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Albert’s Memorial, PG
7:30 Adoption, Deanna Wallace,
an American humanitarian
worker, escorts a wounded
16-year-old girl to Minneapolis.
G
8:30 Sea Patrol, When Robert
finds himself prisoner on a
notorious FFV skipper’s boat, he
gets to experience life on the
other side of the street. M
9:30 Mercy, Veronica tries to
get help for unresolved battle
scars, while everything else in
her life falls apart. M
12:15 Margot, Margot brings to
the screen with breathtaking
vividness the glamorous and
turbulent life of Britain’s first
international ballet superstar. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, PJ and
Maggie must examine the
events of the past to solve an
allegation of child abuse. PG
3:00 All Saints, Dan, on his
first day out with the Medical
Response Unit, attends a bus
crash. M
world in ice. M
Dave’s fatherly instincts are in
overdrive when he learns that
the new man in Rachel’s life is
an old cricket chum of his. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Hammersley
rescues a boat load of refugees
destined for the illegal organ
trade. M
When a large explosion rips
through the A-list party of radio
shock jock Zac Weston it has
repercussions for the entire
RSO team but especially for
Bingo whose entire career is
jeopardised. M
8:30 A Risk Worth Taking,
A young designer cares for
her sick husband and while
the husband is dying from a
sickness, she falls in love with
his best friend. PG
12:00 Till the Clouds Roll By,
The true story of composer
Jerome Kern’s rise to the top on
Broadway and in Hollywood. G
2:25 Strike Up the Band,
A high school bandleader
creates musical delights as he
competes in a nationwide radio
contest. G
Powell. G
6:30 The Clock, A soldier on his
twoday leave in New York finds
love with an office worker. PG
8:10 For Me and My Gal, An
unscrupulous songanddance
man uses his wife and best
friend to get ahead. G
10:00 Girl Crazy, A rich playboy
falls for a Western girl on a
dude ranch, which results in
good songs and dances, with a
score by George Gershwin. G
11:40 Thoroughbreds Don’t Cry,
A young jockey must choose
between a race victory or
money to pay for his father’s
medical treatment. G
1:00 The Wild North, A
mountain trapper becomes
a murder suspect and has to
prove his innocence before
getting caught by mounties. G
2:40 Rich, Young and Pretty, A
rancher’s daughter visits Paris
to meet her mother and also
finds love. G
4:15 Till the Clouds Roll By,
The true story of composer
Jerome Kern’s rise to the top on
Broadway and in Hollywood. G
6:30 Strike Up the Band,
A high school bandleader
creates musical delights as he
competes in a nationwide radio
contest. G
8:30 Baby Face, A small town
girl knows what she wants
and uses her allure to make
it to the top of a prestigious
bank. PG
9:45 Give Me Your Heart,
A woman is torn between
keeping her child and giving
him a chance at a better life. G
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wednesday 14 march
Channel 38
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Megafactories
2:30 Air Crash
Investigation
3:30 Mega Breakdown
4:30 Mad Scientists
5:00 Mad Scientists
5:30 Big
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fixes
8:30 Naked Science
9:30 Mad Scientists
10:30 The Known
Universe
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secret Bible
1:30 Codes
2:30 China’s Ghost Army
3:30 Engineering
Connections
Fixes
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Prophecy
8:30 JFK: The Lost Bullet
9:30 Seconds From
Disaster
10:30 Sea Patrol UK
48
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Whisperer, PG
1:00 Swamp Brothers, PG
1:30 The Haunted, M
2:30 Animal Cops
Houston, From The
Horse’s Mouth M
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Fuses PG
5:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
New Beginnings PG
Alone PG
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Fuses PG
9:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
New Beginnings PG
Home Alone PG
11:30 Animal Cops
12:30 Predation!,
How Sharks Hunt M
The Intruder PG
Darkest Day PG
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Fuses PG
A Real Champ M
7:30 Predation!, Praying
Mantis: An Alien’s
World M
8:30 Day Of The Shark II,
Day Of The Shark II M
9:30 Ultimate Air Jaws,
Ultimate Air Jaws M
10:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Duck Emergency
M
World M
After Dark PG
Gto PG
2:00 Gt - Racer,
Nurburgring PG
3:00 Rides, Moal, The PG
4:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Esab
Bike PG
7:00 Kustomizer, PG
Challenge, Czech Republic
PG
10:30 The Road To Le
Mans, Magny Cours PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Bike PG
3:00 Kustomizer, PG
6:00 Ultimate Biker
PG
6:30 The Road To Le
8:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Bike PG
11:00 Kustomizer, PG
12:00 Junkyard Wars, Car
Dozer PG
Microphones PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Sakhalin Oil
& Ice PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Car
Dozer PG
4:30 MythBusters, Peeing
On The Third Rail PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Microphones PG
Brain, PG
With Mark Williams, The
Cutting Edge PG
Artillery PG
Roman Scorpion PG
11:30 Storm Chasers,
Back Seat Driver PG
Spicy Foods and Sleepless
Nights PG
Cameras PG
Tunnel, Gun PG
PG
Cable Snaps PG
Zone PG
6:30 Food Detectives, Bad
Breath Cures PG
7:00 How It’s Made, Hot
Rods PG
Specials, Great Gadgets
PG
Ground Zero, Stories From
The Pile PG
JCB PG
10:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, F-86A Vs. MiG15 PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Steam On The
Water PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Phoenix PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, New Orleans PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
No Reservations,
4:30 Dhani Tackles The
Globe, England/Rugby PG
Party PG
Buzzworthy BBQ PG
Way, Miami PG
No Reservations,
Bizarre World, PG
Party PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Boulder PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Memphis: Making Music
PG
1:30 Fabulous Cakes,
Las Vegas: Out Of This
World PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
3:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
4:30 Pawn Queens,
No Reservations, Harbin,
China PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Yoji’s Big
Move PG
7:30 LA Ink, The Truce PG
8:30 Extreme, Roadside
Attractions PG
9:30 Survivorman,
Mountain PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Morocco PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
Mum, Zen And Now PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
3:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
World, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Zen And Now PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
10:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
11:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Joined At The
Head, PG
Zen And Now PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggar In The
Rough, A PG
World, Coaching Zach/
Making The Grade PG
Dude Ranch And Dress
Up - Part 1 PG
Valerie PG
7:30 Say Yes To The
Dress: Nightmares And
Dreams, PG
Emily & Mel PG
Natalie & Ricardo PG
That’s Not My Dress PG
10:30 My Unique Family,
Fused Together PG
Up - Part 1 PG
thursday 15 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Series G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Series G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Swat Kats G
Space G
49
thursday 15 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
Becket, M
2:30 The Clinic, MA
4:10 I Am Love, MA
6:15 The Perfect Teacher, M
7:50 The New Daughter, M
11:05 The Nothing Men,
Waiting out their last weeks in
an empty factory before they
can receive their redundancy,
the frustrations of a group
of factory workers increase
when a stranger arrives to join
them. MA
12:35 Spin, In the aftermath
of a crazy night out in Los
Angeles, six young people
living fast and hedonistic lives
relive their experiences and
their connections after their
paths cross in an LA nightclub.
MA
1:55 Leap Year, A woman
travels to Ireland to propose to
her boyfriend on February 29th,
but during her journey she
finds herself falling for a local,
discovering that the road to
love can take some unexpected
turns. PG
A successful young
in her life. M
MA
12:20 Zero Effect, M
2:15 The Basketball Diaries, MA
4:00 Shiner, A boxing promoter
with a chequered past, who
has everything riding on the
success of his boxer son, sees
his dreams thwarted and
5:40 Hercules Returns, A film
buff turned entrepreneur who
re-opens an old cinema faces
a crisis when the Italian film
he ordered arrives without
subtitles, forcing him and his
co-workers to overdub the film
live. M
Garcia. M
11:15 Dark Blue, An LA cop
with unorthodox methods finds
ready towns. M
mankind. M
6:45 In Dreams, When Claire
Cooper foresees her daughter
being kidnapped, Claire comes
to believe that her and the
killer’s mind are connected to
each other in dreams. MA
10:30 Face/Off, Directed
by John Woo who created
‘Paycheck’, charismatic FBI
Agent obsessed with the
murder of his son, swaps faces
with the boy’s insatiable and
brutal sociopath killer Castor
Troy. MA
1:45 Autumn In New York, M
3:35 The Anniversary, M
5:15 Men Don’T Leave, A family
touched by tragedy moves
to Baltimore to begin a new
life, and encounter a range of
challenges and new friends
as they come to terms with
their loss and their altered
circumstances. M
7:10 The Color Purple,
Nominated for 11 Oscars,
Steven Spielberg’s adaptation
of Alice Walker’s novel traces
the story of an AfricanAmerican woman who
eventually triumphs over a
hard life in the early 20th
century. PG
9:35 The Doctor, After being
diagnosed with throat cancer,
a surgeon sees medicine,
hospitals and doctors from
a patient’s perspective and
realises that he needs to make
many life changes. M
world. MA
Woods. M
man. G
8:30 Dangerous Minds, Based
on a true story, an ex-Marine
turned high school teacher
employs some unconventional
methods when she takes
on an antisocial bunch of
teens from a disadvantaged
neighbourhood. M
10:10 The Affair Of The
Necklace, In this Oscarnominated drama based on
a turbulent episode in French
history, a penniless claimant to
a royal title schemes to regain
her position, which may place
the French monarchy at risk. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, Dan, M
6:00 Arctic Blast, M
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Sea Patrol, Hammersley
rescues a boat load of refugees
destined for the illegal organ
trade. M
When a large explosion rips
through the A-list party of radio
shock jock Zac Weston it has
repercussions for the entire
RSO team but especially for
Bingo whose entire career is
jeopardised. M
his best friend. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, When
Dash and Nick are called to
investigate a disturbance in a
run down old farm property. PG
3:00 All Saints, The staff are put
on alert that they’re about to
receive casualties from a prison
fight. M
4:00 The Calling, Since Joanna
was small, she has had the
desire to become a Nun. With
her family and friends all
devastated with this choice,
it makes her wonder if she’s
following the right path after
all. M
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, Ben
deals with the consequences of
his one night stand with Kat he has to tell Melissa. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Dutchy is
forced to confront his deepest
fear when he finds himself in
a fight for survival with Kate
against a ruthless gang of grog
runners. M
7:30 The Starter Wife, It’s all
about secrets as Liz reveals
knowledge of one to Devon
to save their marriage, gossip
shows Molly a Zach she didn’t
know, and Felix’ secret may
give Rodney everything he
desires. M
8:30 Holiday Engagement, Just
two weeks before Christmas,
Hillary is dumped by her
fiance Jason. Unable to face
the humiliation of going
home to her family alone she
places a ‘Boyfriend Wanted’
advertisement online. PG
5:50 The Gay Sisters, Three
sisters must manage a
Fifth Avenue mansion by
themselves after the untimely
death of each of their parents.
G
2:45 Luxury Liner, A daughter
tries to find a new mate for her
widowed father, a captain of a
luxury liner. G
PG
group. G
12:30 Baby Face, A small town
girl knows what she wants
and uses her allure to make
it to the top of a prestigious
bank. PG
1:45 Give Me Your Heart,
A woman is torn between
keeping her child and giving
him a chance at a better life. G
4:50 The Gay Sisters, Three
sisters must manage a
Fifth Avenue mansion by
themselves after the untimely
death of each of their parents.
G
luxury liner. G
8:30 The Merry Widow, A count
from a poor country is ordered
by his king to woo a rich
American widow. PG
10:10 Too Hot to Handle, Two
rival newsreel photographer’s
vie for an the affection of an
aviatrix in search of her missing
brother in South America. G
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thursday 15 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prophecy
3:30 Seconds From
Disaster
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
7:30 Salvage Code Red
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Storm Worlds
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secrets of the 10
Plagues
1:30 Dogfight Over
Guadalcanal
2:30 Secrets of the First
Emperor
3:30 Engineering
Connections
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Prisons
8:30 Drugs Inc.
9:30 American Weed
10:30 Hard Time
11:30 The Mafia
Ultimate Air Jaws M
Duck Emergency M
World M
Ultimate Air Jaws M
The Intruder PG
Darkest Day PG
World M
Ultimate Air Jaws M
The Intruder PG
Darkest Day PG
11:30 Miami Animal
Colossal Squid PG
Lost PG
4:00 Gibbons: Back In The
Swing, PG
World M
Mystery Monster M
7:30 Tales Of Nature,
The Secret Life Of The
Bocage PG
Colossal Squid PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Tiger Trouble M
Bocage PG
2:00 Ultimate Biker
PG
2:30 The Road To Le
3:00 Rides, Dominator PG
4:00 Rides, Hollywood
Hotrods PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Meteorite Men Bike PG
Rebirth (1950-1974) PG
Dennis Quaid PG
Hot Rod, Quarter Mile To
Glory PG
9:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Supermoto PG
11:00 Rides, Dominator
PG
Hotrods PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Dennis Quaid PG
Hot Rod, Quarter Mile To
Glory PG
5:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
6:00 Petrol Heads,
Supermoto PG
6:30 Redline TV, PG
7:00 Rides, Dominator PG
Hotrods PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Sky, Rebirth (1950-1974)
PG
Dennis Quaid PG
12:00 Junkyard Wars, Jet
Trikes PG
Rods PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, USS Bush
Aircraft Carrier PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Jet
Trikes PG
4:30 MythBusters, Forest
Fire/Scuba Diver PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Rods PG
7:00 The Body Machine,
PG
With Mark Williams, The
Iron Horse PG
8:30 Machines!,
Mind PG
9:30 FutureWeapons,
Impact PG
PG
11:30 MythBusters,
Concrete Glider PG
Tastes Like Chicken PG
Microphones PG
PG
King PG
Ground Zero, A New
City PG
5:30 Showdown: Air
Wildcat PG
Miracle Berry PG
Accordions PG
7:30 Paleoworld, Clash Of
The Titans PG
8:00 Megascience, Talk To
The Animals PG
9:30 Extreme
Engineering, Fault Zone
Tunnel PG
10:30 Modern Sniper,
Army PG
11:30 Industrial
Williams, Power Mad PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Boulder PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Way, Miami PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
China PG
Globe, Ireland/Hurling PG
Move PG
Las Vegas: Out Of This
World PG
7:30 Invite Mr Wright,
India PG
China PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
Morocco PG
10:30 Miami Ink, Yoji’s
Big Move PG
Rico PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Santa
Barbara: American
Riviera PG
Southern California: Over
The Top PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
Attractions PG
4:30 Survivorman,
Mountain PG
No Reservations, Vietnam:
Central Highlands PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Family
Values Tour PG
7:30 Globe Trekker, Papua
New Guinea Islands PG
PG
China, Forbidden City PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Spain PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
Dress, PG
2:00 A Wedding Story PG
That’s Not My Dress PG
World, PG
4:30 Kids By The Dozen,
PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
8:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Dress, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
2:30 My Unique Family, PG
Collette PG
Kelly PG
Up - Part 1 PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggars In El
Salvador PG
World, Little Slickers/
Unhappy Trails PG
Up - Part 2 PG
Karin PG
7:30 Kate Plus 8, Kate’s
Night Out (Part 1) PG
8:30 Sister Wives, No
Place For Home PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggars And
Djs PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, Josie Duggar
Sisterhood PG
Place For Home PG
51
friday 16 march
Channel 13
52
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:10 Fish Hooks
3:25 Stitch!
4:15 So Random
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
6:00 A.N.T. Farm
6:32 Hatching Pete
8:05 So Random
8:35 Pair of Kings
9:04 A.N.T. Farm
9:30 Shake It Up
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
friday 16 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:35 The Crazies MA
3:20 Howl, MA
6:25 Leap Year, PG
8:10 Love And Other Impossible
Pursuits, A young woman,
who marries her boss after
their affair splits apart his
first marriage, finds it difficult
to connect with her young
stepson when a tragedy almost
breaks her world in two. M
husband! M
MA
4:50 Extract, A manufacturing
plant owner struggles to deal
with his crumbling marriage
and an injury lawsuit from
an employee when he is
distracted by his stoner best
friend and a seductive new
factory worker. MA
brings. M
10:05 Harry Potter And The
Deathly Hallows - Part One,
Nominated for two Oscars,
this first installment of the
final chapter of J.K. Rowling’s
series pits the young wizard
Harry and his friends against
the evil Voldemort’s quest for
immortality. M
12:50 Hoodlum, M
3:00 Hercules Returns, M
4:25 The 13Th Warrior, MA
6:10 The Puppet Masters M
8:00 Tightrope, M
9:55 Fatal Instinct, PG
11:25 In Dreams, MA
felons. MA
3:00 Soldier Boyz, When
the daughter of a wealthy
businessman is kidnapped in
Vietnam, a group of prison
inmates undertake a grueling
rescue mission in exchange for
their freedom. MA
to rise. MA
8:30 The Recruit, A recent
computer technology graduate,
James Clayton is recruited
by the CIA for their training
programme, and is drawn by
his recruiter into an apparent
spy plot involving a fellow
trainee. M
‘Night Fox’. M
mountains. MA
felons. MA
12:20 Ghosts Of Mississippi, M
2:35 The Color Purple, PG
suspenseful thriller, M
6:50 Salvador, M
9:00 Tin Men, In 1960s
Baltimore, the rivalry between
two slightly shady aluminium
salesmen is aggravated by a
minor car accident, but swings
into overdrive when one of
them makes a move on the
other’s wife. M
of discovery. M
neighbourhood. M
heartbreaks. PG
man. G
custody battle. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
5:00 McLeod’s Daughters, A
drinks night is organised to
celebrate Misha’s arrival, but
Stevie opts to stay at home
alone with Xander instead of
going to the pub. PG
6:00 The Calling, Since Joanna
was small, she has had the
desire to become a Nun. With
her family and friends all
devastated with this choice,
it makes her wonder if she’s
following the right path after
all. M
7:30 Adoption, A couple who
have raised six children - and
are now grandparents - plan to
adopt a three-year-old girl from
Mozambique. G
8:30 Sea Patrol, Dutchy is
forced to confront his deepest
fear when he finds himself in
a fight for survival with Kate
against a ruthless gang of grog
runners. M
9:30 The Starter Wife, It’s all
about secrets as Liz reveals
knowledge of one to Devon
to save their marriage, gossip
shows Molly a Zach she didn’t
know, and Felix’ secret may
give Rodney everything he
desires. M
12:15 Holiday Engagement,
Just two weeks before
Christmas, Hillary is dumped
by her fiance Jason. Unable to
face the humiliation of going
2:00 Blue Heelers, Maggie’s
deepening relationship with
her university tutor creates
sparks with PJ as they
investigate the death of a
young ballet dancer. PG
3:00 All Saints, Ben Macedo,
dripping with blood and mud,
comes running out of the ED. M
4:00 Pregnancy Pact, Inspired
by an incredible true story, this
star-studded movie confronts
the issue of teen pregnancy. PG
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, The
moon is nearly full and there’s
weirdness in the air. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, The crew of
Hammersley comes up against
a gang of cattle rustlers. M
his team go after one of the
biggest legends of the Middle
Ages, the Holy Grail. PG
8:30 Torn, TORN is a dramatic
saga of parental love, family
and belonging - inspired by a
true story. M
12:00 Blondie of the Follies,
Two showgirls on the road from
rags to riches compete for the
same man. PG
1:35 Song of the Thin Man, Nick
and Nora search for clues to a
murder aboard a ship. PG
3:10 Inside the Dream
Factory, Faye Dunaway hosts
a behind thescenes look at
the Hollywood starmaking
machine. G
4:30 Two Weeks: With Love, A
daughter on holiday with her
family is determined to prove
she’s not a little girl anymore.
PG
past. G
as replacements. G
9:00 I Love Melvin, A fashion
magazine assistant promises to
get an aspiring actress on the
cover to win her love. G
11:45 Ziegfeld Girl, Three young
women rise to very different
kinds of fame as Ziegfeld
showgirls. G
2:00 The Merry Widow, A count
from a poor country is ordered
by his king to woo a rich
American widow. PG
3:40 Too Hot to Handle, Two
rival newsreel photographer’s
vie for an the affection of an
aviatrix in search of her missing
brother in South America. G
5:35 Blondie of the Follies, Two
showgirls on the road from rags
to riches compete for the same
man. PG
7:15 Inside the Dream
Factory, Faye Dunaway hosts
a behind thescenes look at
the Hollywood starmaking
machine. G
8:30 Sadie McKee, A working
girl suffers through three
troubled relationships on her
road to prosperity. G
10:10 Torch Song, A
temperamental Broadway
musical star falls for a blind
pianist. G
11:40 Ice Follies Of 1939,
A grand MGM spectacle on
partners. G
53
friday 16 march
Channel 38
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prisons
2:30 Drugs Inc.
3:30 American Weed
4:30 Hard Time
5:30 The Mafia
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
9:30 Saved By The
Lioness
10:30 Nordic Wild
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secrets of the 10
Plagues
1:30 Beast Man
2:30 Dino Death Trap
3:30 Engineering
Connections
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Mad Scientists
8:00 Mad Scientists
9:30 Megafactories
10:30 Alaska State
Troopers
11:30 Breakout
54
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Colossal Squid PG
Tiger Trouble M
Bocage PG
Colossal Squid PG
Lost PG
Swing, PG
Bocage PG
Colossal Squid PG
Lost PG
11:00 Gibbons: Back In
The Swing, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Dogs M
12:30 Animal Planet
Clay M
Lessons Learned, Lessons
Lost PG
Swing, PG
Bocage PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Dogs M
7:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, ThreeLegged Chase M
Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
10:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Bonnie And
Clyde M
11:30 Animal Planet
12:00 American Icon The Hot Rod, Quarter Mile
To Glory PG
1:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Supermoto PG
2:30 Redline TV, PG
3:00 Rides, Road To
Riddler PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Pjd Bike
Part 1 PG
Garage, PG
8:30 Carfellas, PG
Dusenberg Barn Find PG
PG
10:00 Racer Girlz, Racer
Girlz PG
11:00 Rides, Road To
Riddler PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 1 PG
Garage, PG
4:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
Girlz PG
7:00 Rides, Road To
Riddler PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 1 PG
Garage, PG
Power Pullers PG
Accordions PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Saving New
Orleans PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Power Pullers PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Ancient Death Ray/Skunk
Cleaning PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Accordions PG
PG
With Mark Williams,
Steam On The Water PG
PG
9:30 Showdown: Air
The Pile PG
JCB PG
Bad Breath Cures PG
Rods PG
Monsters PG
2:00 Megascience,
Firefighting PG
2:30 Extreme
Casino PG
Marine Sniper PG
Effects Of MSG PG
7:00 How It’s Made, Giant
Valves PG
Whales, PG
8:30 Through The
Freeman, Does Time
Really Exist? PG
Fighter Planes PG
10:30 Heavy Metal Task
Force, PG
11:30 More Industrial
Revelations, Bread And
Beer PG
Rico PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
India PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
Globe, Thailand/Boxing
PG
Values Tour PG
Southern California: Over
The Top PG
Singapore PG
Andrew Zimmern, Spain
PG
Values Tour PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Richmond PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Savannah/Charleston:
Scared To Death PG
Las Vegas: Above and
Beyond PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
PG
No Reservations, Maine
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Nobody
Likes A Quitter PG
7:30 Getaway, PG
8:00 Getaway, PG
8:30 Mighty Ships, Stena
Britannica PG
Don’ts, PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Philippines PG
2:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
3:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Djs PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Sisterhood PG
Duff PG
Curiale PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Who’s The
Boss?: Teresa’s Story PG
Pregnant, Misconception
PG
Place For Home PG
2:30 Super Surgery: 200
Pound Tumor, PG
Up - Part 2 PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, Duggars On A
Mission PG
World, Zach’s First Stand/
No, Matt Is An Island PG
Move & A Catch PG
Marah PG
600 Pound Mom PG
Marc & Kristy PG
10:30 Super Surgery: A
New Voice, PG
Move & A Catch PG
saturday 17 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:25 Jessie
11:50 Jessie
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
3:35 Jessie
4:00 Jessie
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
7:30 Max Keeble’s Big Move
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
Pumbaa
12:14 Jungle Cubs
Pumbaa
Kitchen
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:01 Handy Manny
3:24 WordWorld
3:38 Poppets Town
4:27 All For Kids: Jameson’s Lab
4:45 Stella and Sam
A Lot About That!
Pirates
6:00 Lady And The Tramp
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Barbie and the Diamond
Castle G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Smurfs G
Space G
55
saturday 17 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:30 Going The Distance, MA
M
3:50 Love And Other Impossible
Pursuits, M
5:40 Extract, MA
brings. M
be together. MA
his name. M
4:00 Harry Potter And The
Deathly Hallows - Part One,
Nominated for two Oscars,
this first installment of the
final chapter of J.K. Rowling’s
series pits the young wizard
Harry and his friends against
the evil Voldemort’s quest for
immortality. M
10:15 I Am Number Four,
An alien hiding on Earth as a
young man tries to conceal his
identity and special powers
from his friends as bounty
hunters search for him and
eight others whom they must
eliminate in sequence. M
to rise. MA
‘Night Fox’. M
sheriff hostage. MA
trainee. M
6:10 The Rock, This Oscarnominated action adventure
sees an ex-spy working with a
biohazard expert to take on a
renegade military unit who are
holding Alcatraz Island hostage
with chemical weapons. MA
8:30 Walking Tall, In this action
adventure inspired by a true
story, a former soldier returns
to his hometown to find it
corrupted by a new casino and
vows to clean it up by running
for the post of sheriff. M
10:00 The Matrix, Winner
of four Oscars, this futuristic
adventure follows a computer
hacker as he and a group of
insurgents rise up against
the machines that hold their
minds captive in an alternate
reality. M
12:40 Blackrock, MA
2:15 Salvador, M
4:25 Dressed To Kill, MA
6:15 Heartbreak Hotel, M
8:00 In The Best Interest Of The
Children M
9:40 Dead Man Walking,
Nominated for four Oscars, this
true story about Sister Helen
Prejean, who supported and
campaigned for a convicted
killer on death row in Louisiana
won Susan Sarandon her Best
Actress Oscar. MA
smitten. M
2:55 Funny Bones, In a
desperate attempt to become
a successful comedian like his
father, a failed comic returns
to the entertainment world
of Blackpool looking for an
act, but uncovers some family
secrets. M
6:45 A Dangerous Woman,
Debra Winger, in her Golden
Globe-nominated performance,
plays an intellectually disabled
woman whose childlike
honesty attracts a caring
man, but makes an enemy of
another. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Pregnancy Pact, Inspired
by an incredible true story, this
star-studded movie confronts
the issue of teen pregnancy. PG
7:30 Adoption, Deirdre and
Sheff Otis have taken the
unusual position of blending
their family with both adopted
and biological children. G
8:30 Sea Patrol, The crew of
Hammersley comes up against
a gang of cattle rustlers. M
his team go after one of the
biggest legends of the Middle
Ages, the Holy Grail. PG
10:30 Torn, TORN is a dramatic
saga of parental love, family
and belonging - inspired by a
true story. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Tom
suspects an itinerant water
dowser of being responsible for
a series of bashings, the latest
which has put a paraplegic
farmer in hospital. PG
3:00 All Saints, It’s a ‘Wild
Night’ in the ED. A flu epidemic
has packed the Waiting Room
to bursting, filling all of the
beds, even causing beds to line
the Emergency Corridor. M
4:00 Two Twisted, A young
boy discovers that the bizarre
objects available from an old
magazine catalogue give him
power over life and death. M
4:30 Justice, Community worker
Sarah Myerson impresses
Patrick and he visits her Social
Centre for fact finding. M
5:30 Lipstick Jungle, Wendy
returns to her old stomping
grounds at Parador Pictures
to pitch a new project, but a
young up-and-coming VP puts
a damper on her triumphant
homecoming. M
6:30 Offspring, On the eve of
her departure, Nina attempts
to reconcile with Billie and is
surprised by Chris’ response to
her honesty. M
7:30 Harry’s Law, Kathy Bates
stars in this quirky legal
dramedy as a once-successful
patent attorney searching
for a fresh start and a new
practice. M
8:30 Four Seasons, Endellion
rejoices at the news that Abby
has accepted Tom’s marriage
proposal. PG
his best friend. PG
1:05 When Ladies Meet, A
female novelist doesn’t realise
her new friend is the wife
whose husband she’s trying
to steal. G
3:00 Above Suspicion, A
honeymooning couple are
asked to spy on the Nazis in
prewar Europe. G
6:25 The Last Time I Saw Paris,
F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story of a
writer returning to Paris after
WWII and remembering a
passionate love. PG
beliefs. PG
2:15 Torch Song, A
pianist. G
3:45 Ice Follies Of 1939, A
grand MGM spectacle on
partners. G
to steal. G
prewar Europe. G
8:30 Spite Marriage, Buster
Keaton’s last silent film where
he plays a pants presser who
falls in love with an actress. G
9:50 North by Northwest, An
adman becomes involved in
a bewildering crosscountry
chase involving enemy spies,
the police and a beautiful
woman. PG
56
saturday 17 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Mad Scientists
2:00 Mad Scientists
3:30 Megafactories
4:30 Alaska State
Troopers
5:30 Breakout
6:30 Mad Scientists
7:00 Mad Scientists
8:30 Megafactories
9:30 Mega Breakdown
10:30 Megafactories
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
Squad
1:30 Inside: Tokyo Mafia
2:30 Inside: Russia’s
Toughest Prisons
Hunt
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
5:30 Deep Jungle
6:30 Lost Sharks of Easter
Island
8:30 Warrior Graveyard
9:30 Air Crash
Investigation
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Hard Time
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
2:30 Animal Cops
Clyde M
3:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
Croc Files II, Land Of The
Headhunters PG
Moving On PG
New Beginnings PG
Alone PG
Darkest Day PG
9:00 Meerkat Manor, A
Family Affair PG
9:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Girl, Lizard Tales PG
Girl, Animal Icu PG
11:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix,
Wandering Beagle M
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Fuses PG
2:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
3:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
6:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Gone Wild. PG
Caught On Tape PG
Bocage PG
10:30 Miami Animal
11:30 Pit Bulls And
Parolees, A Battle Of
Wills M
12:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
Girlz PG
3:00 Chop Shop, Martin
Kemp’s Gangster Car
Episode 1 PG
4:00 The Road To Le
4:30 Ultimate Biker
PG
Customs, PG
Roush PG
7:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
Corn Stalker PG
Festevil PG
Episode 1 PG
PG
Customs, PG
Roush PG
3:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
Corn Stalker PG
Festevil PG
Episode 1 PG
8:00 The Road To Le
8:30 Ultimate Biker
PG
Customs, PG
Roush PG
Laundry Launchers PG
Valves PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Space
Tower PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Laundry Launchers PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Elevator Of Death/
Levitation Machine PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Valves PG
7:00 Beautiful Minds,
Memory Masters PG
With Mark Williams,
Power Mad PG
The Titans PG
The Animals PG
9:30 Modern Sniper,
Army PG
11:30 Extreme
Tunnel PG
Miracle Berry PG
Accordions PG
Snakes, PG
Tanks PG
4:30 Through The
5:30 Weaponology, Frags,
Pineapples and RPGs PG
Liquid Smoke PG
Heated Skate Blades PG
8:30 Olympic Park
Machines with Jonny
Smith, PG
9:30 Revealing Mars, PG
Heavy Metal PG
Revelations, What To
Wear PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Richmond PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Singapore PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
PG
Globe, Singapore/Boat
Racing PG
Likes A Quitter PG
The Apprentices PG
Party PG
Move PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
Attractions PG
11:30 LA Ink, The Truce
PG
12:30 Survivorman,
Mountain PG
1:30 Man V. Food:
Britannica PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
4:30 Storm Surfers, PG
PG
6:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
7:30 Man V. Food:
First Cruise, PG
9:30 Pawn Queens,
10:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Your Own
Worst Enemy PG
Papua New Guinea
Islands PG
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
600 Pound Mom PG
Marc & Kristy PG
World, PG
4:30 Kids By The Dozen,
PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
10:30 Extreme
Couponing, PG
11:00 Extreme
Couponing, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Djs PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Sisterhood PG
Zen And Now PG
Move & A Catch PG
5:00 17 Kids And
Counting, O Come All Ye
Duggars PG
World, Diploma Drama/
Pomp And Circumstance
PG
Farm To Table PG
Heather V PG
Marc & Kristy PG
8:30 Say Yes To The
Dress: Nightmares And
Dreams, PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, Tai And Tarin
& Nathan PG
Collette PG
Kelly PG
Farm To Table PG
57
sunday 18 march
Channel 13
58
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:25 Jessie
11:50 Jessie
1:05 A.N.T. Farm
1:55 Jessie
2:20 A.N.T. Farm
3:10 Shake It Up
3:35 A.N.T. Farm
4:00 Shake It Up
4:50 A.N.T. Farm
5:40 A.N.T. Farm
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
8:00 Pair of Kings
9:00 Jessie
Channel 29
Channel 30
Pirates
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:00 Lady And The Tramp
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
6:01 Lady And The Tramp II:
Scamp’s Adventure
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Bugs Bunny Road Runner
Movie G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Jonny Quest G
Space G
sunday 18 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:10 Ten Inch Hero, MA
1:55 From Prada To Nada, PG
3:45 The Echo, MA
5:30 I’M Still Here, MA
7:20 La Mission, When a tough
Hispanic ex-con reacts violently
to the revelation of his teenage
son’s emotional secret, he risks
losing everything he worked
so hard to reclaim, including a
chance at love. M
9:20 The View From
Greenhaven, A grumpy old
man who has lost sight of the
joys of life is challenged to
improve his outlook when he
is sent on a mystery trip for his
40th wedding anniversary with
his wife. PG
1:10 I Am Number Four, An
alien hiding on Earth as a
young man tries to conceal his
identity and special powers
from his friends as bounty
hunters search for him and
eight others whom they must
eliminate in sequence. M
Fire, Based on the second book
in Stieg Larsson’s trilogy, an
investigative journalist fights
to prove the innocence of his
computer hacking associate
who is accused of a series of
murders. MA
PG
8:30 The Mechanic, When
the mentor of a top hit-man
is killed, his protégé is
approached by the man’s son
seeking his assistance to find
the killer, which sees him take
the young man on as his own
protégé. MA
MA
2:00 Cyborg Soldier, MA
3:35 Rob Roy, M
M
evidence. M
melodrama. M
America. MA
8:30 Catwoman, Academy
Award winner Halle Berry
is captivating as Patience, a
female superhero for the 21st
century, who transforms into
a woman with the strength,
speed and senses of a cat. M
power. . M
1:40 The Insider, M
4:20 Personal Best, MA
6:25 A Little Romance, This
charming Oscar-winning
romantic comedy charts the
rocky course of romance for a
French boy and an American
girl who are aided and abetted
by an elderly rogue when they
run away to Venice. PG
secrets. M
10:30 A Dangerous Woman,
Debra Winger, in her Golden
Globe-nominated performance,
plays an intellectually disabled
woman whose childlike
honesty attracts a caring
man, but makes an enemy of
another. M
12:15 The Great New
Wonderful, A year after the
September 11 attacks, the lives
of five New York City residents
continue against the backdrop
of a city forever changed by the
events of the previous year. MA
meets a new man. M
town. M
life. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Two Twisted, M
6:30 Justice, M
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Offspring, On the eve of
her departure, Nina attempts
to reconcile with Billie and is
surprised by Chris’ response to
her honesty. M
9:30 Harry’s Law, Kathy Bates
stars in this quirky legal
dramedy as a once-successful
patent attorney searching
for a fresh start and a new
practice. M
his best friend. PG
proposal. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, Nick
is surprised by Dash’s
unprofessional behaviour at the
scene of a fatal accident. PG
3:00 All Saints, Sean struggles
to deal with an aggressive
drunk and the inappropriate
behaviour of Jo. M
4:00 Revenge of the MiddleAged Woman, Having been left
by her husband for her most
trusted and valued, young and
sexy assistant, Rose Lloyd is
suddenly forced to start her life
over again. PG
5:30 Rush, When Lawson
corners an armed, highlyexperienced sniper on the
roof of a high-rise building, he
knows his life is on the line. M
Files, On this episode of Fact or
Faked, Austin, Bill and Jael fly
to South America to investigate
a mysterious case that has
attracted worldwide attention
and stumped both scientists
and structural engineers. PG
Files, Jael, Ben and Austin
hit the Great Barrier Reef to
investigate the possibility that
we could be living in a world
populated by mermaids. PG
8:30 Killer Mountain, Ward and
his team quickly realise why
Gangkhar Puensum has never
been successfully climbed.
Some of them won’t be
coming back alive... M
10:15 Jabberwock, The story
of a young squire whom must
become a warrior to save his
people and the woman he
loves. M
1:15 The Pink Panther Strikes
Again, They’re at it again! The
bumbling, inept Inspector
Clouseau and his crazed,
equally inept nemesis, Dreyfus
are engaged in a deadly
hilarious battle of “wits”. PG
2:10 Goodbye, Mr. Chips, A
shy school teacher shows
unrelenting dedication to his
students. G
4:15 The Citadel, An
impoverished doctor loses sight
of his ideals when he starts
treating the rich. G
6:20 Kid Galahad, A
mobconnected trainer grooms
a bellhop for the boxing ring.
PG
9:35 The Catered Affair, A
woman sheds her glamorous
image to play a downbeat wife
who is determined to give her
daughter a lavish wedding. G
11:15 Dark Victory, An heiress
only discovers real life when
she is dying. PG
woman. PG
5:15 That’s Entertainment!, The
stars from stage and screen
host a nostalgic bash that
looks back at nearly 100 MGM
musicals. G
8:30 Singin’ in the Rain, A
movie star falls in love and
makes the transition to sound
in the Roaring 20’s. G
10:15 Greed, A simple man is
driven to madness due to his
wife’s obsession with money. G
59
sunday 18 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Prisons
Prisons
Prisons
3:30 Breakout
6:30 Night of the Lion
7:30 Bears of Fear Island
All Odds
9:30 Nordic Wild
10:30 Deep Jungle
11:30 Lost Sharks of
Easter Island
Rome
1:30 Seconds From
Disaster
2:30 Drugs Inc.
4:30 Megafactories
5:30 Planet Carnivore
6:30 Nordic Wild
8:30 Hitler’s Stealth
Fighter
Battleship
10:30 Drugs Inc.
11:30 American Weed
Killer PG
1:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
World M
3:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Colossal Squid PG
Eden, The New Order PG
7:00 Safari Sisters,
Leopard Love PG
The Intruder PG
Lost PG
8:30 Meerkat Manor, Love
Thy Neighbour PG
9:00 Meerkat Manor,
Some Like It Hot PG
Gone Wild. PG
Adventures, Costa Rica M
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, From The
Horse’s Mouth M
12:30 Animal Cops
M
World M
Ultimate Air Jaws M
Colossal Squid PG
6:30 Pride In Battle, Pride
In Battle M
7:30 Ants! - Nature’s
Secret Power, Ants! Nature’s Secret Power PG
8:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
10:30 Animal Cops
Clyde M
11:30 Whale Wars, Yum
Yum, Eat Crow M
Corn Stalker PG
1:00 Motor City Motors, PG
3:00 Chop Shop, PG
4:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
4:30 Secret Club Of
Cars, PG
5:30 Car Crazy Central, PG
6:00 Petrol Heads, PG
E Type PG
7:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
8:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Dennis Quaid PG
Episode 2 PG
After Dark PG
Yellow PG
Lowriders PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Supermoto PG
E Type PG
3:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
4:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
Dennis Quaid PG
6:00 The Garage, PG
Episode 2 PG
After Dark PG
8:30 Secret Club Of
Yellow PG
Lowriders PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Supermoto PG
E Type PG
Speed, PG
Beach Rescue Racers PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Tokyo’s Sky
City PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Beach Rescue Racers PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Plywood Builder PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
7:00 Beautiful Minds, The
Einstein Effect PG
Revelations, Bread And
Beer PG
Whales, PG
Force, PG
10:30 Through The
Freeman, Does Time
Really Exist? PG
Fighter Planes PG
The Effects Of MSG PG
Valves PG
3:30 Warbots, PG
Marine Sniper PG
Robotic Warriors PG
Mouldy Cheese PG
Induction Cooktops PG
In The Water PG
8:30 UFO, Deep Secrets PG
Meet The Microbots PG
Machines with Mike
Brewer, Attacking The
Taliban PG
Revelations, Gas On
Wheels PG
12:30 Man V. Food:
2:30 Survivorman,
Mountain PG
PG
Attractions PG
PG
Values Tour PG
Likes A Quitter PG
8:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Your Own
Worst Enemy PG
PG
PG
11:30 Pawn Queens,
Britannica PG
Attractions PG
First Cruise, PG
3:30 Man V. Food:
PG
5:00 Glutton For
Record PG
5:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
PG
Attractions PG
Britannica PG
10:30 Getaway, PG
11:00 Getaway, PG
11:30 Man V. Food:
12:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
1:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Zen And Now PG
World, PG
6:00 17 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
Collette PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
Place For Home PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Djs PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Sisterhood PG
Tea Party PG
60
monday 19 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
61
monday 19 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:40 Mercy, M
Fire, MA
5:20 La Mission, M
7:15 The Joneses, M
8:55 Solitary Man, A man finds
his life drastically altered when
unwise business and emotional
choices backfire on him, but
he keeps failing to see the
consequences of his impulsive
actions. M
MA
protégé. MA
PG
3:00 Bridge To Nowhere,
Four friends struggling to get
ahead despite nowhere jobs
unexpectedly find a way to
escape from their depressing
lives when they join forces with
a call girl in a new business
venture. MA
4:55 The Messenger,
their lives. M
11:55 Happy Tears, Two
very different sisters return
home when the health of
their eccentric father starts to
deteriorate, forcing them to
deal with issues from their past
as the dynamics of their family
change. MA
12:05 Wolf Town, MA
3:45 The Art Of War, MA
power. . M
11:05 Blow, Based on the
true story of George Jung, the
America. MA
his fiance. MA
city to ransom. MA
her story. M
globe. PG
10:00 The Dead Pool, In the
fifth installment in the Dirty
Harry series, a list of SanFrancisco celebrities are being
murdered one by one, but
when “Dirty Harry” Callahan
investigates, he finds himself
on it also. M
his fiance. MA
12:10 The Arrangement, M
2:15 Beaches, PG
4:20 The Next Best Thing, M
6:10 Undercover Blues, A
husband and wife team of
ex-spies try to start a new life,
but no one, especially their FBI
boss, will leave them alone. M
town. M
9:20 Consenting Adults, A
couple’s lives are turned upside
down when their dashing and
adventurous new neighbour
reveals his sinister intentions
by luring them into a seductive
trap. M
life. M
M
innocence. M
6:35 Made In America, A young
black woman searches for her
real father after her mother
admits that she is the product
of artificial insemination. Could
her father really be crude, rude
.. and white! M
world. MA
10:35 Speechless, In this
Golden Globe-nominated
comedy, two writers have a
random romantic encounter,
but their relationship hits a
snag when they discover they
work for opposing sides of a
political campaign. M
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Rush, M
6:00 Revenge of the MiddleAged Woman, PG
7:30 Adoption G
Files, PG
Files, PG
10:30 Jabberwock, The story
of a young squire whom must
loves. M
12:15 Killer Mountain, Ward
and his team quickly realise
why Gangkhar Puensum
has never been successfully
climbed. Some of them won’t
be coming back alive... M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Nick and
Adam are called out when
a group of wild-eyed bigots
attack the home and property
of a full-time hairdresser and
part-time witch. PG
3:00 All Saints, Cate arrives at
work with a killer hangover
and scant memory of what she
actually did the night before. M
4:00 Taken in Broad Daylight,
The true story of the abduction
of teenager Anne Sluti and the
ensuing nationwide manhunt
by the FBI. M
Whilst still in denial about
menopause Julie concedes the
loss of her mothering instincts
as she struggles to give advice
to her family and friends. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, 2Dads goes
missing on a diving trip and
Charge feels responsible.
Bomber, faced with his loss,
realises how much 2Dads
means to her. M
7:30 My Boys, PJ and Stephanie
team up to help Mike and
Brendan find a new approach
to meeting women; Kenny asks
Bobby to be his workout buddy,
then lives to regret it. PG
8:00 My Boys, The sudden
popularity of Crowley’s
forces the gang to look for a
new hangout; Mike realises
he’ll have to show his new
girlfriend, Marcia, where he
really lives. PG
8:30 Queen Sized, An
overweight girl, Maggie Baker,
is elected Homecoming queen
by the mean girls in the high
school. PG
10:15 The Bad Mothers
Handbook, Daniel helps
Charlotte with her pregnancy
struggles and finds himself on
a memorable 9-month journey
with three independent,
outspoken women. M
2:10 The Jazz Singer, The first
talking picture features a son
going against his father’s
wishes when he becomes a
musician. G
she is dying. PG
8:10 The Great Lie, When a
playboy dies in a crash, his two
lovers must face the aftermath.
PG
9:55 That’s Entertainment!, The
stars from stage and screen
host a nostalgic bash that
looks back at nearly 100 MGM
musicals. G
in the Roaring 20’s. G
8:30 That’s Entertainment, Part
II, Comedies and dramas are
highlighted along with musicals
in this retrospective special. G
10:45 A Midsummer Night’s
Dream, Shakespeare’s
classic tale of love and
misunderstanding. G
62
monday 19 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Fighter
Battleship
3:30 Drugs Inc.
5:30 Nordic Wild
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Secrets Of The Cross
1:30 Hiroshima: The
Next Day
2:30 Dinosaurs On Ice
3:30 Engineering
Connections
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
8:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Taboo
World M
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Ultimate Air Jaws M
World M
Jeremy Wade, Jungle
Killer PG
Lost PG
Swing, PG
7:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
Lost PG
The Swing, PG
11:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix,
Wandering Beagle M
12:30 Dogs 101, Jack
German Shepherd PG
Gone Wild. PG
Caught On Tape PG
Break Out PG
Swing, PG
4:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
6:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix,
Wandering Beagle M
7:30 Dogs 101,
Boxer, Bichon Frise,
Newfoundland, Beagle,
Dachshund PG
8:30 Cats 101, Kittens PG
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
10:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, The Dog
House M
11:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
12:00 Wrecked, PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
Dennis Quaid PG
2:00 The Garage, PG
3:00 Chop Shop,
Dallaglio’s Muscle Car
Episode 1 PG
4:00 Muscle Cars:
American Horsepower,
Muscle Cars: American
Horsepower PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 2, Geico Bike Part 1
And Fbi Bike PG
7:00 Hummer Nation,
Hummer Nation PG
8:00 Classic Car Club, Rolls
Royce PG
Wheeling & Dealing PG
Customs, PG
Speed, PG
Speed, Canyon Carvers PG
11:00 Chop Shop,
Episode 1 PG
12:00 Muscle Cars:
Horsepower PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
And Fbi Bike PG
3:00 Hummer Nation,
Hummer Nation PG
4:00 Classic Car Club, Rolls
Royce PG
Wheeling & Dealing PG
Customs, PG
6:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
6:30 Secret Club Of
7:00 Chop Shop,
Episode 1 PG
8:00 Muscle Cars:
Horsepower PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
And Fbi Bike PG
11:00 Hummer Nation,
Hummer Nation PG
12:00 Junkyard Wars, Off
Road Golf PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Transatlantic
Tunnel PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Off
Road Golf PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Quicksand PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
7:00 Beautiful Minds, A
Little Matter Of Gender PG
Revelations, What To
Wear PG
Heavy Metal PG
10:30 Olympic Park
Machines with Jonny
Smith, PG
Liquid Smoke PG
In Our World PG
Robot Revolution PG
Brain, PG
Light PG
Machines with Mike
PG
Small Plate Club PG
Baseball Gloves PG
7:30 Junkyard Wars, Sand
Slalom PG
Assembling America PG
9:30 Storm Chasers,
Dedication PG
Greek Fire PG
Revelations, Print And
Paper PG
12:30 Bizarre Foods
Mongolia PG
PG
Britannica PG
3:30 Man V. Food:
PG
5:00 Glutton For
Record PG
PG
Las Vegas: Above and
Beyond PG
7:30 Invite Mr Wright, Sri
Lanka PG
PG
9:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Your Own
Worst Enemy PG
Likes A Quitter PG
Island PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Maui:
The Eco Show PG
Southern California: Back
To Nature PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
First Cruise, PG
No Reservations, Food
Porn 2 PG
6:30 Miami Ink, Bella
Boot Camp PG
PG
8:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
9:00 Man V. Food, Boise
PG
Andrew Zimmern, Tokyo
PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Ecuador PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
2:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World PG
4:30 14 Kids And
Counting, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
600 Pound Mom PG
Marc & Kristy PG
Clearwater PG
Drew PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, New
Mother Isolation: Hena’s
Story PG
Was Pregnant, Trick Or
Treat PG
2:30 Super Surgery: A
New Voice, PG
3:30 19 Kids And
Djs PG
4:00 19 Kids And
Sisterhood PG
Tea Party PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Lights, Camera,
Duggars PG
World, Roman Roloffs/
Brothers In Bavaria PG
Time To Organize! PG
Anastasia PG
Chris & Antoinette PG
Marina PG
Collette PG
10:30 Transplant!, PG
63
tuesday 20 march
Channel 13
64
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
1:15 Shake It Up
1:40 Fish Hooks
2:45 Fish Hooks
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
7:30 The Smurfs G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
3:30 The Smurfs G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Herculoids G
Space G
tuesday 20 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
7:20 Solitary Man M
8:50 Spin, MA
their lives. M
1:20 The Messenger,
5:05 Happy Tears, Two very
different sisters return home
when the health of their
eccentric father starts to
change. MA
6:45
8:30 Magic Beyond Words:
The Jk Rowling Story, This
dramatisation of the life of J.K,
Rowling traces her life from a
schoolgirl with a flair for writing
to her creation of Harry Potter
which transformed her into
the world’s most successful
author. M
his girl. PG
11:35 Youth In Revolt, An
awkward teenager creates
a sophisticated persona in
order to impress the girl of his
dreams, but his clever alter-ego
begins to lead him astray with
his daring behaviour. MA
1:20 S.F.W., MA
3:00 The Basketball Diaries, MA
4:40 Zero Effect, M
Could Happen? M
her story. M
out of control. MA
globe. PG
thriller. M
11:55 Flu Birds, After a group
of teenage campers is attacked
by a flock of large birds infected
12:15 Betrayed, M
3:55 Autumn In New York, M
5:45 Pumpkin, M
7:45 Network, M
world. MA
.. and white! M
open. M
5:10 One More Night, A thirtysomething woman reunites her
high school friends for a riotous
party in her old family home,
which continues for a few
days as they relive their pasts
and examine who they have
become. M
neighbourhood. M
them. M
his life. M
Series. PG
12:00 Adoption, G
3:00 All Saints, M
4:00 Packed to the Rafters M
6:00 Taken in Broad Daylight, M
7:30 Adoption, G
8:30 Sea Patrol, M
9:30 My Boys, PG
10:00 My Boys, The sudden
popularity of Crowley’s
forces the gang to look for a
new hangout; Mike realises
he’ll have to show his new
girlfriend, Marcia, where he
really lives. PG
10:30 The Bad Mothers
Handbook, Daniel helps
Charlotte with her pregnancy
struggles and finds himself on
a memorable 9-month journey
with three independent,
outspoken women. M
12:15 Queen Sized, An
overweight girl, Maggie Baker,
is elected Homecoming queen
by the mean girls in the high
school. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, Tom thinks
he’s found a suitable crèche
for his grandson Sam - until
rumours of baby bashing start
to circulate. PG
3:00 All Saints, Cate does finally
surface, albeit brought in by
Jo, unconscious and convulsing
following an overdose of
GBH. M
4:00 Saved, A woman becomes
the advocate for a young,
Iranian detainee and falls in
love with him, threatening her
marriage. M
5:30 Packed to the Rafters, On
the morning of the anniversary
of their marriage and Louise’s
death, Nathan and Sammy
reunite. M
6:30 Sea Patrol, Swain, is
trapped on an island with
Dutchy protecting a local nurse
from a tribal war. M
7:30 Mercy, Moving forward is
tougher then expected except
for Veronica, while Sonia and
Chloe deal with patients and
their family ties. M
8:30 Three Wise Women,
One Christmas, Liz given the
opportunity to see where
her life is headed by her
guardian angel and her past
and future selves, who offer
encouragement and a warning.
PG
5:50 Comrade X, King Vidor
directs this sharp, fastmoving
thriller with Clark Gable as the
eponymous hero dedicated to
smuggling news stories out of
a crumbling Soviet Union. G
2:25 Betrayed, During WWII
a colonel falls for a female
resistance fighter on the
battlefields of Holland. PG
5:05 It’s a Great Feeling, This
comedy follows the activities
of the Warner Brothers’ studio
lot during the making of a
movie. G
6:35 Love Me or Leave Me, A
gangster dominates the life
and career of the singer he
loves. PG
8:45 The Glass Bottom Boat,
In order to keep his secret love
near, a computer wizard hires
her as his biographer. G
10:35 Romance on the High
Seas, A jealous husband hires a
detective to follow his wife on
a cruise. G
12:15 Billy Rose’s Jumbo,
Energetic Rodgers and Hart
musical, with Jimmy Durante
and Doris Day as father and
daughter circus hands trying to
save their tiny business from a
rival owner. G
2:20 That’s Entertainment, Part
II, Comedies and dramas are
highlighted along with musicals
in this retrospective special. G
4:35 Betrayed, During WWII
a colonel falls for a female
resistance fighter on the
battlefields of Holland. PG
6:25 A Midsummer Night’s
Dream, Shakespeare’s
classic tale of love and
misunderstanding. G
8:30 That’s Entertainment! III,
Classic musical numbers and
rare behindthescenes footage
show how MGM created the
screen’s greatest musicals. PG
10:30 Two Weeks: With Love,
A daughter on holiday with
her family is determined to
prove she’s not a little girl
anymore. PG
65
tuesday 20 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
2:30 Seconds From
Disaster
5:30 Taboo
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
1:30 Hitler’s GI Death
Camp
2:30 Egypt’s Ancient War
3:30 Britain’s Greatest
Machines
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Megafactories
8:30 Air Crash
Investigation
9:30 Mega Breakdown
11:30 Big
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
2:30 Animal Planet
House M
3:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
Break Out PG
Swing, PG
7:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
Break Out PG
The Swing, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Houston, From The
Horse’s Mouth M
Killer PG
Whisperer, PG
Fuses PG
2:30 The Haunted,
Invasion Of The
Poltergeist M
Growing Pains PG
Swing, PG
4:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Houston, From The
Horse’s Mouth M
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
Straw that Broke the
Camel’s Back PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
10:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Charlie The
Mule M
With Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
Rolls Royce PG
12:30 South Beach
Classics, Wheeling &
Dealing PG
Customs, PG
2:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
2:30 Secret Club Of
3:00 Chop Shop,
Episode 2 PG
4:00 The Garage, PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Lawless
Drag Bike Part 1, Pjd Bike
Part 3 PG
7:00 Twist The Throttle,
Honda PG
8:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
8:30 Hot Rod TV, Force Of
Charity PG
Stallone’s ‘55 Mercury PG
10:00 Gt - Racer, Mangny
Cours PG
11:00 Chop Shop,
Episode 2 PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 3 PG
Honda PG
4:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
Charity PG
Cours PG
7:00 Chop Shop,
Episode 2 PG
8:00 The Garage, PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 3 PG
Honda PG
Assault Vehicles PG
Baseball Gloves PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Subways In
America PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Assault Vehicles PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Exploding Jawbreaker PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Baseball Gloves PG
7:00 Cracking The Colour
Code, PG
Revelations, Gas On
Wheels PG
In The Water PG
Machines with Mike
Taliban PG
10:30 UFO, Deep Secrets
PG
Mouldy Cheese PG
Artillery PG
2:30 Storm Chasers, Back
Seat Driver PG
Brain, PG
Roman Scorpion PG
Smells Delicious PG
Pneumatic Impact
Wrenches PG
7:30 Machines!, Cement
Plant, Airport Fire Truck,
Passenger Ferry PG
8:00 Oddities, Hedgehog
Homolog PG
Solar PG
9:30 MythBusters, Air
Cylinder Rocket PG
10:30 FutureWeapons,
The Protectors PG
Revelations, Under
Pressure PG
Island PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Invite Mr Wright, Sri
Lanka PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
Porn 2 PG
Globe, Switzerland/
Schwingen PG
Boot Camp PG
Southern California: Back
To Nature PG
Spain PG
Porn 2 PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
Ecuador PG
Boot Camp PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Oklahoma City PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Hawaii:
Big Island PG
1:30 Fabulous Cakes, San
Francisco: On Top Of The
World PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
3:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
PG
No Reservations,
Caribbean Island Hopping
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
Cranberry Harvester/Ice
Sculptor PG
8:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Onion
Peeling Record PG
8:30 Pawn Queens, You
Break It, You Buy It PG
9:30 Storm Surfers, New
Zealand PG
Andrew Zimmern, New
York City PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
4:30 16 Children And
Moving In, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
2:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
Marc & Kristy PG
5:00 18 Kids
And Counting,
Duggars’ Room
With A View PG
World, Burgermeister’s
Daughter/Vive La Roloff,
The PG
School Days PG
Nicole N PG
Five Kids On Lockdown
PG
Pregnant, Is That A Baby
In Your Pants? PG
Pregnant, Never Say
Never PG
9:30 Make Room For
Multiples, Anderson
Triplets PG
10:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Ketner Triplets
PG
School Days PG
66
wednesday 21 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
1:40 Fish Hooks
2:20 Shake It Up
2:45 Fish Hooks
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Thundercats G
Space G
67
wednesday 21 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
3:05 Spin MA
4:30 The Secret In Their Eyes,
MA
M
8:25 Wake, In this comedy
about finding love in
unexpected places, a woman
who goes to stranger’s funerals
falls for a grieving widower
but discovers she may have
more to fear than just a broken
heart. MA
10:10
11:55 Youth In Revolt, An
awkward teenager creates
a sophisticated persona in
order to impress the girl of his
dreams, but his clever alter-ego
begins to lead him astray with
his daring behaviour. MA
author. M
his girl. PG
6:50 Chloe, Hiring a young
call girl to tempt her husband,
whom she suspects of
infidelity, a wife finds herself
being drawn into a web of
emotional intrigue that begins
to spin out of control. MA
8:30 Why Did I Get Married
Too?, In the sequel to actor/
director Tyler Perry’s Why Did I
Get Married, four couples return
to the Bahamas for their annual
holiday where a marriage in
peril prompts a series of other
marital upsets. M
10:35 The Trip, In this
film version of the BAFTA
around England. MA
1:25 Road House, MA
Could Happen? M
MA
thriller. M
4:40 The Way Of The Gun, Oscar
winner Benicio Del Toro stars
in this tale of two desperate
drifters who kidnap a pregnant
woman for ransom - but find
that she has powerful friends
with an interest in her baby.
MA
6:45 Analyze That, In the
sequel to Analyze This,
irrational mob boss Paul Vitti
is released from prison into
the care of his long-suffering
psychiatrist, who tries to steer
his charge away from a life of
crime. M
crisis. M
1:55 Just A Little Harmless
Sex, M
3:35 Waking Up In Reno, M
5:15 The Color Purple PG
7:40 Divine Madness, The
Divine Miss M is captured in full
swing, in her outrageous live
concert. Watch as she sings,
struts, weeps, laughs, minces,
and woos the audience, with
her pals the Harlettes. M
9:10 The Affair Of The Necklace,
In this Oscar-nominated drama
based on a turbulent episode
in French history, a penniless
claimant to a royal title
schemes to regain her position,
which may place the French
monarchy at risk. M
them. M
neighbourhood. M
bank. M
his life. M
6:50 Igby Goes Down,
Globes, this all-star comedy
follows the journey of a
disaffected teen trying to
escape his rich family as he
moves to New York in an
attempt to figure out his life.
MA
children. PG
12:00 Brothers & Sisters, M
3:00 All Saints, M
6:00 Saved, M
8:30 Sea Patrol, Swain, is
trapped on an island with
Dutchy protecting a local nurse
from a tribal war. M
9:30 Mercy, Moving forward is
tougher then expected except
for Veronica, while Sonia and
Chloe deal with patients and
their family ties. M
12:15 Three Wise Women,
One Christmas, Liz given the
opportunity to see where
her life is headed by her
guardian angel and her past
and future selves, who offer
encouragement and a warning.
PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, A crime at a
winery gives Johnny Kowalski
the opportunity to make a
move on Maggie. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, A strong and
caring hospital nursing director
and single mother negotiates
the monumental challenges of
her job while raising a smart,
willful teenager. M
4:00 Jabberwock, The story of
a young squire whom must
loves. M
Julie and Dave wrestle with the
news that Julie is pregnant - do
they want to keep the baby
or not? M
6:30 Sea Patrol, 2Dads’ must
decide where his ultimate
loyalty lies - to an old mate or
his crew. M
7:30 Rescue Special Ops, A
woman stuck in river mud
turns out to be more than an
innocent kayaker. Chase is
forced to see a shrink as he
spirals out of control in the
aftermath of Bingo’s death. M
past. G
1:45 I Love Melvin, A fashion
magazine assistant promises to
get an aspiring actress on the
cover to win her love. G
as replacements. G
4:40 Susan Slept Here, A
Hollywood screenwriter takes
in a runaway girl who’s more
woman than he can handle. G
6:25 The Singing Nun, This is
a true story of a Belgian nun
torn between her desire to fulfil
religious vows and her passion
for singing. G
8:05 Three Little Words,
A musical biography of
songwriters Bert Kalmar and
Harry Ruby, who surreptitiously
helped each other out of
trouble. G
9:55 The Mating Game, An
income tax inspector gets
involved in the “affairs” of a
farming family... especially
those of their pretty daughter.
G
11:35 The Tender Trap, A
swinging New York City
bachelor is lured into marriage
by a determined young actress.
PG
1:30 That’s Entertainment! III,
Classic musical numbers and
rare behindthescenes footage
show how MGM created the
screen’s greatest musicals. PG
3:35 Two Weeks: With Love, A
daughter on holiday with her
family is determined to prove
she’s not a little girl anymore.
PG
past. G
6:40 Three Little Words,
A musical biography of
songwriters Bert Kalmar and
Harry Ruby, who surreptitiously
helped each other out of
trouble. G
8:30 All Fall Down, A younger
brother’s devotion to his older
brother is shattered when his
brother brings tragedy to the
family. PG
10:20 How the West Was
Won, An allstar blockbuster
that follows three generations
of Western pioneers as they
set out to conquer America’s
West. G
68
wednesday 21 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Megafactories
2:30 Air Crash
Investigation
3:30 Mega Breakdown
4:30 Megastructures
5:30 Big
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 The Known
Universe
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
2:30 Ghost Ship:
Resurrection
Machines
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Fighter
8:30 Inside The Vietnam
War
9:30 Seconds From
Disaster
10:30 Sea Patrol UK
Whisperer, PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
2:30 Animal Cops
Mule M
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
Camel’s Back PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
Growing Pains PG
Swing, PG
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
Camel’s Back PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
Growing Pains PG
The Swing, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
M
World M
Ultimate Air Jaws M
Orangutan 911 PG
Swing, PG
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
Camel’s Back PG
Duck Emergency M
7:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
8:30 Great White Invasion,
Great White Invasion M
9:30 Shark Attack
Survivors, Shark Attack
Survivors M
10:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Cat Trap M
11:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
12:30 Hot Rod TV, Force
Of Charity PG
Cours PG
3:00 Chop Shop, Jools
Holland’s Jet One Car
Episode 1 PG
4:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 4 PG
7:00 Kustomizer, PG
Challenge, Belgium PG
Mans, PG
Episode 1 PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 4 PG
3:00 Kustomizer, PG
6:00 Ultimate Biker
6:30 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
Episode 1 PG
8:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 4 PG
Boats PG
Pneumatic Impact
Wrenches PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Bridging The
Bering Strait PG
Boats PG
4:30 MythBusters, Ping
Pong Salvage PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Pneumatic Impact
Wrenches PG
Code, PG
Revelations, Print And
Paper PG
Slalom PG
Greek Fire PG
Dedication PG
Small Plate Club PG
Baseball Gloves PG
1:30 Machines!,
Mind PG
2:30 MythBusters,
Concrete Glider PG
Brain, PG
4:30 Sci Fi Science, Impact
PG
5:30 FutureWeapons,
Liquid Nitrogen Cocktails
PG
7:00 How It’s Made, Jaws
Of Life PG
7:30 How Do They Do
It? Specials, Extreme
Weather PG
Ground Zero, A Place To
Mourn PG
Powerless Nuclear Station
in Alabama PG
10:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, P-51 Mustang
Vs. Me-109 PG
Revelations, Building A
Revolution PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Oklahoma City PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Spain PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
No Reservations,
PG
Globe, Spain/Pelota PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
6:30 Fabulous Cakes, San
Francisco: On Top Of The
World PG
Japan PG
No Reservations,
PG
Andrew Zimmern, New
York City PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Kansas City PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Minnesota: Sam Vs.
Wild PG
Carolinas: Southern
Stars PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
PG
No Reservations,
Heartland PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 LA Ink, Strictly
Business PG
8:30 Extreme, Towns PG
9:30 Survivorman, Winter
Plane Crash PG
Andrew Zimmern, United
Kingdom PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
Mum, PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
3:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
World, PG
4:30 The Duggars: Raising
16 Children, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Mum, PG
Pregnant, PG
Pregnant, PG
10:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
11:00 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
Mum, PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
8, Butterflies & Water
Rockets PG
Heather M PG
Cinderella Comes In All
Sizes PG
Seeing Eye-To-Eye PG
Victoria & Brian PG
Charity & David PG
Lucky In Love PG
8, Butterflies & Water
Rockets PG
69
thursday 22 march
Channel 13
70
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Series G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Series G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Swat Kats G
Space G
thursday 22 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
M
M
3:35 Glorious 39, M
7:35 The Blind Side, PG
9:45 Chloe, Hiring a young
call girl to tempt her husband,
whom she suspects of
infidelity, a wife finds herself
being drawn into a web of
emotional intrigue that begins
to spin out of control. MA
11:25 Ghost Writer, Directed
by its star, Alan Cumming,
this twisted comedy tells the
story of a music teacher whose
habit of taking in talented,
impoverished young men
finally backfires in a very
dramatic fashion. MA
marital upsets. M
jeopardy. M
around England. MA
War II. M
11:45 Peep World, A novel
based on his family’s secrets
creates havoc for a young
author as his sibling’s
idiosyncrasies are exposed to
the world, and their anger and
frustration grows as quickly as
his fame. MA
12:35 Open Range, M
2:55 Rob Roy, M
5:15 The Way Of The Gun, Oscar
winner Benicio Del Toro stars
in this tale of two desperate
drifters who kidnap a pregnant
woman for ransom - but find
that she has powerful friends
with an interest in her baby.
MA
7:20 Analyze That, In the
sequel to Analyze This,
irrational mob boss Paul Vitti
is released from prison into
the care of his long-suffering
psychiatrist, who tries to steer
his charge away from a life of
crime. M
crisis. M
12:45 Excessive Force, A
showdown looms between
members of the Chicago Mob
and the special investigation
unit of the Chicago PD after a
drug set-up goes awry to the
tune of $3, 000, 000. MA
4:20 The Matrix Revolutions,
The final installment of the
Matrix trilogy sees the rebels
preparing to defend Zion from
the machine offensive, while
Neo faces off against Agent
Smith in an attempt to bring
the war to an end. M
trainee. M
12:25 Unstrung Heroes, PG
M
4:15 Clean And Sober, M
6:25 Guilty As Sin, A talented
lawyer is singled out by a
polished and arrogant manabout-town set to stand trial for
killing his wife, but she regrets
taking the case when he starts
to reveal unnerving facts. M
8:20 The Ref, A thief who takes
a married couple hostage
in order to secure himself
a hideout from the police
ends up in the odd situation
of having to place himself in
the middle of their constant
fighting. M
MA
of discovery. M
children. PG
3:25 It Runs In The Family,
Three generations of
Hollywood’s Douglas dynasty
star in this drama directed by
Australia’s Fred Schepisi about
how different life issues impact
on three generations of a
wealthy New York family. M
Woods. M
8:30 Connie And Carla, Cowritten by star Nia Vardalos,
this madcap comedy follows
the journey of two best friends
who run away to Los Angeles
after witnessing a mob hit and
hide by posing as drag queens
in a variety show. PG
10:10 Dressed To Kill,
Nominated for a Golden Globe
Award, Nancy Allen plays a
prostitute who witnesses the
murder of a woman being
treated by a psychiatrist, and
becomes the next target of the
murderer. MA
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Jabberwock, M
8:30 Sea Patrol, M
9:30 Rescue Special Ops, A
woman stuck in river mud
turns out to be more than an
innocent kayaker. Chase is
forced to see a shrink as he
spirals out of control in the
aftermath of Bingo’s death. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, A flutter on
the pokies teaches Dash the
meaning of long-term debt
when she loses Adam’s nest
egg and puts pressure on their
friendship. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, A patient with
a potentially fatal aneurysm
believes Christina is his wife
and confesses to having an
affair. M
4:00 Freshman Father, A
touching, funny, and heartwarming tale of the struggles
for success. PG
Julie becomes increasingly
concerned as one by one the
predictions of Bonnie Bright,
the new sandwich lady at
Barrett’s Electricals, come
true. M
6:30 18 To Life, Tom and Jessie
step up and announce that
they are getting married at just
18 years old. PG
7:00 18 To Life, Tom and
Jessie’s attempt to find a
place of their own backfires
disastrously. PG
7:30 The Starter Wife, Molly
desperately tries to hide her
mistake, but her stalker has
other ideas. Liz and Devon
meet Monica, and there’s
disturbing news about Joan. M
8:30 Wisegal, A drama
centered around Patty
Montanari, the widowed
mother of two who went to
work for her lover Frank Russo,
a captain in a Brooklyn crime
family. M
proposal. PG
2:40 Here’s Looking at You,
Warner Bros., Host Clint
Eastwood takes a look at the
75 years of history in one of
the biggest film studios in the
world. PG
6:10 Torch Song, A
pianist. G
partners. G
to steal. G
prewar Europe. G
12:25 All Fall Down, A younger
brother’s devotion to his older
brother is shattered when his
brother brings tragedy to the
family. PG
2:15 How the West Was Won,
An allstar blockbuster that
follows three generations
of Western pioneers as they
set out to conquer America’s
West. G
6:35 Here’s Looking at You,
Warner Bros., Host Clint
Eastwood takes a look at the
75 years of history in one of
the biggest film studios in the
world. PG
Powell. G
10:20 The Young Runaways,
Three teenage runaways
head toward different paths
amidst the ‘60s sex and drug
revolution. PG
71
thursday 22 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Fighter
War
3:30 Seconds From
Disaster
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
1:30 Pearl Harbor: Who
Fired First?
2:30 Headhunters of
WWII
Machines
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Prisons
8:30 Drugs Inc.
9:30 American Weed
10:30 Hard Time
11:30 The Mafia
12:30 Great White
Invasion, Great White
Invasion M
1:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
Cat Trap M
3:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
5:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
Orangutan 911 PG
Swing, PG
7:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
9:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
Orangutan 911 PG
The Swing, PG
11:30 Miami Animal
Bocage PG
In Battle M
Eaten Alive PG
4:00 The Pack, PG
4:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
Tiger Trouble M
Forests In The Mist PG
In Battle M
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Pit Bull Raid M
2:00 Ultimate Biker
2:30 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
Episode 2 PG
4:00 Rides, Skin PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Fallen
Heroes Bike And Bling
Star Bike Part 1 PG
Sky, Fly Fast, Fly Tight
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
Hot Rod, To 400 Mph And
Beyond PG
Lowriders PG
9:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
Episode 2 PG
12:00 Rides, Skin PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Star Bike Part 1 PG
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
Hot Rod, To 400 Mph And
Beyond PG
Lowriders PG
5:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
6:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
6:30 Redline TV, PG
Episode 2 PG
8:00 Rides, Skin PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Star Bike Part 1 PG
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
Wheelie Cars PG
Of Life PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, City In A
Pyramid PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Wheelie Cars PG
4:30 MythBusters, Boom
Lift Catapult PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Of Life PG
Code, PG
Revelations, Under
Pressure PG
Passenger Ferry PG
Homolog PG
9:30 FutureWeapons, The
Protectors PG
Solar PG
PG
Cylinder Rocket PG
Smells Delicious PG
Pneumatic Impact
Wrenches PG
PG
JCB PG
Brain, PG
The Pile PG
5:30 Showdown: Air
Chewing The Fat PG
Thermometers PG
7:30 Paleoworld, Dawn Of
The Dinos PG
8:00 Megascience, Return
Of The Plagues PG
9:30 Extreme
Engineering, Deepest
Tunnel PG
Marines PG
Revelations, Bright
Sparks PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Kansas City PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Japan PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
No Reservations,
Heartland PG
Globe, Australia/Surf Life
Saving PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
Carolinas: Southern
Stars PG
Malaysia PG
No Reservations,
Heartland PG
Andrew Zimmern, United
Kingdom PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Indianapolis PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Christmas In New York PG
Boston: Up, Up And
Away PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
Plane Crash PG
No Reservations, Madrid
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 Globe Trekker, World
War II In The Pacific PG
PG
PG
Andrew Zimmern, Gulf
Coast PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
Dress PG
2:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
World, PG
4:30 On The Road With
16 Kids, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, PG
With Gilad, PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
8:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Dress, Lucky In Love PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, PG
Pregnant, PG
1:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting PG
World, PG
Jessica PG
7:30 Kate Plus 8 PG
Makers PG
8:30 Sister Wives,
Gambling On The Future Part 1 PG
9:00 Sister Wives,
9:30 19 Kids And
Meets The Bates PG
10:00 19 Kids And
First Shoes PG
10:30 Kate Plus 8, Chicks
& Eggs PG
Movie Makers PG
11:30 Sister Wives,
72
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Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:10 Fish Hooks
3:25 Stitch!
4:15 So Random
4:40 Jessie
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Austin And Ally
6:00 A.N.T. Farm
6:32 Lilo & Stitch
8:00 So Random
8:25 Jessie
8:50 Pair of Kings
9:40 A.N.T. Farm
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
73
friday 23 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:10 Ghost Writer, MA
4:30 The Clinic, MA
6:05 Cyber-Bully, M
7:35 The Con Artist, M
9:10 Peep World, MA
ex-con. M
War II. M
PG
them out. MA
consequences. MA
2:35 Excessive Force, MA
Garcia. M
‘Night Fox’. M
mountains. MA
trainee. M
6:15 Dreamcatcher, Based on
a novel by Stephen King, four
friends linked by a childhood
good deed find themselves in
a desperate battle against an
alien infestation and a covert
military squad while on a
hunting trip. MA
10:45 Boogie Nights,
Nominated for three Oscars.
In the 1980’s era of disco
and drugs, Porn Director Jack
Horner takes the world of film
pornography by storm, when
he discovers a young man who
is born with a humongous
asset. MA
12:00 Around The Bend, M
1:25 Everybody’S All-American,
M
Showgirl, Whilst visiting
England, a prince crosses paths
with an American actress, who
refuses to let him slip through
her fingers. G
5:35 The Doctor, After being
diagnosed with throat cancer,
a surgeon sees medicine,
hospitals and doctors from
a patient’s perspective and
realises that he needs to make
many life changes. M
Woods. M
10:50 The Insider, Nominated
for seven Oscars. Director
Michael Mann tells the true
story of a tobacco executiveturned-whistleblower Jeffrey
Wigand and his relationship
with “60 Minutes” producer
Lowell Bergman. M
1:30 The Weight Of Water,
In this adaptation of Anita
Shreve’s bestselling novel, a
journalist investigating a brutal
double-murder on an island off
New Hampshire in 1873, finds
unsettling parallels in her own
life. MA
passion. M
before it opened. M
1:00 Blue Heelers,PG
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Freshman Father, PG
7:30 Brothers & Sisters, PG
9:00 18 To Life, Tom and
Jessie’s attempt to find a
place of their own backfires
disastrously. PG
desperately tries to hide her
mistake, but her stalker has
other ideas. Liz and Devon
meet Monica, and there’s
disturbing news about Joan. M
proposal. PG
family. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, A horse
endurance race presents
problems for the Heelers when
both a saboteur and a thief are
on the loose. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, An
overprotective young mother
is suspected of poisoning her
infant daughter, and Christina
looks to honour her promise
to keep an old woman on life
support long enough for her
son to say his last goodbyes. M
4:00 The Wedding Dress,
A romantic tale following
Hannah’s treasured wedding
gown and the adventures
in which it knits together
characters both lucky and
unlucky in love. PG
Dave and Julie’s relationship
comes under strain as Dave
struggles with a series of
betrayals. M
6:30 18 To Life, Jessie makes
an ill-fated stab at winning
Judith over at her belated bridal
shower. PG
7:00 18 To Life, Tom’s manhood
is tested when Jessie tries to
teach him to drive. PG
7:30 Legend Quest, In the
series premiere, historian and
adventurer Ashley Cowie and
his team of explorers search
for the Ark of the Covenant in
Lalibela, Ethiopia. PG
8:30 Flood, When a raging
storm coincides with high tide,
it unleashes a colossal surge
which travels mercilessly down
England’s east coast and into
the River Thames. M
12:00 A Time to Sing, A country
singer is forced to hide his
talents in order to please an
unmusical uncle who raised
him. G
1:45 Kissin’ Cousins, An airforce
officer is assigned the task of
persuading his hillbilly cousin
to allow the government
to build a missile site on his
mountain. PG
3:25 Harum Scarum, Elvis
Presley is the matinee idol who
finds himself caught up in a
web of international intrigue,
when assassins try to force
him to bump off the ruler of a
desert kingdom. G
playboy. G
6:40 Watch on the Rhine, A
resistance leader who has fled
to America with his family
must return to fight. PG
8:35 Kid Galahad, A
mobconnected trainer grooms
a bellhop for the boxing ring.
PG
Powell. G
12:10 Spite Marriage, Buster
Keaton’s last silent film where
he plays a pants presser who
falls in love with an actress. G
woman. PG
3:45 The Young Runaways,
Three teenage runaways
head toward different paths
amidst the ‘60s sex and drug
revolution. PG
5:20 A Time to Sing, A country
singer is forced to hide his
talents in order to please an
unmusical uncle who raised
him. G
6:55 Kissin’ Cousins, An airforce
officer is assigned the task of
persuading his hillbilly cousin
to allow the government
to build a missile site on his
mountain. PG
8:30 Mannequin, The wife
of smalltime crook falls for a
hipping magnate. G
10:10 Dancing Lady, A
starstudded cast where Fred
Astaire debuts as himself. G
11:45 Forsaking All Others, A
socialite only realises that her
friend is in love with her when
she falls for the wrong man. PG
74
friday 23 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prisons
2:30 Drugs Inc.
3:30 American Weed
4:30 Hard Time
5:30 The Mafia
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
9:30 Lost Sharks of Easter
Island
10:30 Nordic Wild
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Devil’s Bible
2:30 Hunt For The
Abominable Snowman
Machines
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Mad Scientists
8:00 Mad Scientists
9:30 Megafactories
10:30 Alaska State
Troopers
11:30 Breakout
12:30 Pride In Battle,
Pride In Battle M
Pit Bull Raid M
In Battle M
Eaten Alive PG
7:00 The Pack, PG
In Battle M
Eaten Alive PG
11:00 The Pack, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Clyde M
12:30 Animal Planet
Feline Frenzy M
Thirst For Life M
House Of Cards PG
4:00 The Pack, PG
In Battle M
6:30 Animal Cops
Clyde M
7:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Pepe
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
10:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Rescued Just
In Time M
11:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
12:00 American Icon The Hot Rod, To 400 Mph
And Beyond PG
Lowriders PG
1:00 Wrecked, PG
Capri PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
2:30 Redline TV, PG
3:00 Chop Shop, Johnny
Vegas’s Volcano Car
Episode 1 PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
5:30 Campervan Crisis, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Chicago
Black Hawks Bike Part
1 And Bling Star Bike
Part 2 PG
7:00 Bangla Bangers, PG
8:30 Carfellas, PG
9:00 Car Science, PG
PG
10:00 Speed Capital Of
The World: Bonneville,
Speed Capital Of The
World: Bonneville PG
Episode 1 PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 2 PG
4:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
6:00 Speed Capital Of The
World: Bonneville, Speed
Capital Of The World:
Bonneville PG
Episode 1 PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 2 PG
Artillery PG
Thermometers PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Tunneling
Under The Alps PG
Artillery PG
4:30 MythBusters, Bug
Bomb PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Thermometers PG
7:00 Download: The True
Story Of The Internet,
Browser Wars PG
Revelations, Building A
Revolution PG
8:30 How Do They Do
Weather PG
9:30 Showdown: Air
Vs. Me-109 PG
Mourn PG
in Alabama PG
Liquid Nitrogen Cocktails
PG
Of Life PG
The Titans PG
The Animals PG
2:30 Extreme
Tunnel PG
PG
5:30 Modern Sniper,
Army PG
New York City Pizza PG
Carburetors PG
Spiders, PG
8:30 Through The
Freeman, Are There More
Than 3 Dimensions? PG
Helicopters PG
Force, PG
Revelations, Heavy
Metal PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Indianapolis PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
Malaysia PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
PG
Globe, New Zealand/
Sailing PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
Boston: Up, Up And
Away PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Tuscany PG
PG
Andrew Zimmern, Gulf
Coast PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
Shore PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Colorado: Fire And Ice PG
1:30 Fabulous Cakes, Las
Vegas: Glitz and Glamour
PG
2:30 London Ink, PG
Business PG
PG
PG
No Reservations, Liberia
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 Getaway, PG
8:00 Getaway, PG
8:30 World’s Best Cruise
Ships, PG
First Cruise, PG
10:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Hawaii PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Trinidad & Tobago PG
12:00 Sister Wives,
1:30 Sister Wives,
Gambling On The Future Part 1 &F Part 2 PG
2:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Memories Of Iraq/
Roughing It PG
4:30 Duggar Baby 17, PG
You Ask, Kate Answers Part 1 PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Duggars’ Big
Thaw PG
World, Statesman/The
Belfast and Furious PG
With Gilad, Thighs,
Buttocks, Back, Biceps &
Abs PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:30 Sister Wives,
Gambling On The Future Part 1 & Part 2 PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
11:30 A Baby Story,
Baby PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Colic: Kim’s
Story PG
In Your Pants? PG
1:30 Sister Wives,
Gambling On The Future Part & Part 2 PG
2:30 The Gift, PG
3:30 Kate Plus 8, Chicks &
Eggs PG
Makers PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Duggars Say
Goodbye PG
World, Full Court Stress/
Going For Gold PG
Nickella PG
7:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
Gabby & Jennifer PG
10:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
75
saturday 24 march
Channel 13
76
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:25 Jessie
11:50 Jessie
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
3:35 Jessie
4:00 Jessie
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
7:30 Finding Nemo
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
Pumbaa
12:14 Jungle Cubs
Pumbaa
Kitchen
1:38 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
6:01 Mickey’s Adventures In
Wonderland
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Barbie Thumbelina G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Smurfs G
Space G
saturday 24 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:25 The Switch, M
2:10 I Love You Too, M
4:05 Crazy On The Outside, M
5:45 Desert Flower, MA
PG
them out. MA
consequences. MA
4:45 Snowtown, Based on
the true story, a vulnerable
teenager is taken under the
wing of an amiable stranger
and coerced into participating
in Australia’s worst serial
killings. MA
6:50 Due Date, A comedy of
errors results in the road trip
from hell for a businessman
who is forced to travel with a
disaster-prone would-be actor
in order to make it home for
the birth of his child. MA
protégé. MA
be together. MA
MA
3:05 Ocean’S Twelve, M
campaign. M
hunting trip. MA
A young woman living with her
uncle discovers her life is a lie
when her health deteriorates
and he reveals that she is an
alien-human hybrid. MA
humongous asset. MA
8:30 Fear And Loathing In Las
Vegas, Johnny Depp stars in
Terry Gilliam’s hallucinogenic
adaptation of Hunter S.
Thompson’s cult hit about a
journalist and his sidekick on
a psychedelic search for the
American dream. MA
mankind. M
12:30 The House Of The
Spirits, M
Woolf?, M
5:10 Bull Durham, M
7:00 Cocktail, M
son. M
10:45 Kiss The Sky, Two
long-time friends take a trip
to the Philippines where they
reconnect with their youth
and abandon the drudgery
of adulthood, through crazy
binges and a sensual affair with
a young woman. MA
before it opened. M
2:50 Ghosts Of Mississippi, Alec
Baldwin stars as a dedicated
young trial lawyer, in this true
murder story about renowned
civil rights leader Medgar Evers,
whose assassin went free for
over 30 years. M
5:00 Of Mice And Men, Gary
Sinise co-produced and directed
this acclaimed adaptation of
John Steinbeck’s classic novel
about the steadfast friendship
between two men that
endures despite discrimination
and tragedy. M
6:55 Hedwig And The Angry
Inch, Based on director and
writer John Cameron Mitchell’s
stage play of the same name,
this Golden Globe-nominated
musical follows the fortunes
of a German transsexual who
forms a rock band. MA
8:30 Speechless, In this Golden
Globe-nominated comedy,
two writers have a random
romantic encounter, but their
relationship hits a snag when
they discover they work for
opposing sides of a political
campaign. M
11:50 Blackrock, Based on a
true story, this AFI nominated
drama about a young man
torn by loyalty to his friends
after a teenager is raped and
murdered features Heath
Ledger’s feature film debut. MA
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 The Wedding Dress, PG
8:30 18 To Life, Jessie makes
an ill-fated stab at winning
Judith over at her belated bridal
shower. PG
9:00 18 To Life, Tom’s manhood
is tested when Jessie tries to
teach him to drive. PG
9:30 Legend Quest, In the
series premiere, historian and
adventurer Ashley Cowie and
his team of explorers search
for the Ark of the Covenant in
Lalibela, Ethiopia. PG
10:30 Flood, When a raging
storm coincides with high tide,
it unleashes a colossal surge
which travels mercilessly down
England’s east coast and into
the River Thames. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, PJ is back,
but Maggie’s apology must
wait until they’ve dealt with an
emergency call from a toddler
whose mother won’t wake
up. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, As Christina
uncovers a rare disorder that
could place an accident victim
and her young son in grave
danger, Bobbie is pressed to
counsel a young woman facing
the loss of an arm. M
4:00 Two Twisted, Dr Sarah
Carmody is searching
desperately for the cure that
will save her daughter. But how
much is she prepared to pay
for it? M
4:30 Justice, Patrick gets in
the first blow against Little by
jailing one of his thugs. M
5:30 Lipstick Jungle, Victory is
done with Rodrigo and focuses
all her energy on winning the
chance to design a sportswear
line for a professional tennis
player. M
6:30 Harry’s Law, Harry must
come to the defense of an
elderly woman who’s forced to
steal or starve. M
7:30 Harry’s Law, Harry must
prove the innocence of an
inmate in prison. M
8:30 Four Seasons, At Endellion,
war breaks out between the
brothers Charles and Stephen
after Stephen learns that his
father has left Endellion to
Charles instead of to him. PG
1:15 The Gorgeous Hussy, A
forwardthinking woman in
19th century America gains the
confidence of a president and
the hate of “polite” society. PG
movie. G
in the Roaring twenties. G
10:15 The Jazz Singer, The
first talking picture features a
son going against his father’s
wishes when he becomes a
musician. G
she is dying. PG
1:40 The Great Lie, When a
playboy dies in a crash, his two
lovers must face the aftermath.
PG
5:20 Mannequin, The wife
of smalltime crook falls for a
hipping magnate. G
7:00 Dancing Lady, A
starstudded cast where Fred
Astaire debuts as himself. G
8:30 The Canterville Ghost, An
ancient ghost can be released
from his spell only when a
descendant helps him perform
a heroic deed. G
10:15 Sleeper, After awaking
from cryogenic suspension, a
‘70s man gets mixed up with a
future revolution. PG
11:45 The Man Who Would Be
King, Two con artists set out
to take over a remote Asian
land with a priceless golden
treasure. PG
77
saturday 24 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Mad Scientists
2:00 Mad Scientists
3:30 Megafactories
4:30 Alaska State
Troopers
5:30 Breakout
6:30 Mad Scientists
7:00 Mad Scientists
8:30 Megafactories
9:30 Mega Breakdown
10:30 Megafactories
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Underworld
1:30 Underworld
2:30 Underworld
3:30 Underworld
4:30 Sea Patrol UK
5:30 Deep Jungle
6:30 Seahorses: Freaky
Fish
9:30 Air Crash
Investigation
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Hard Time
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
2:30 Animal Cops
In Time M
3:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
Croc Files II, Mysteries Of
The Jungle PG
Break Out PG
Growing Pains PG
8:00 Meerkat Manor,
Revolution PG
8:30 Meerkat Manor,
Childhood’s End PG
9:00 Meerkat Manor, Boys
Will BE Boys PG
9:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
Girl, Saving The Whales
PG
Girl, Weirdest Wildlife PG
11:30 Animal Planet
House M
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
Camel’s Back PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
3:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
6:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
10:30 Miami Animal
11:30 Pit Bulls And
Parolees, A Final Verdict M
12:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
2:00 Speed Capital Of The
World: Bonneville, Speed
Capital Of The World:
Bonneville PG
3:00 Chop Shop, Johhny
Episode 2 PG
4:00 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
4:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Stugis PG
7:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
Amphibious Motorcycles
PG
Air Scream PG
Episode 2 PG
Mans, PG
Customs, PG
Stugis PG
3:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
Amphibious Motorcycles
PG
Air Scream PG
Episode 2 PG
8:00 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
8:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Stugis PG
Sand Slalom PG
Carburetors PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Holland’s
Barriers To The Sea PG
Slalom PG
4:30 MythBusters, Ming
Dynasty Astronaut PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Carburetors PG
Search Wars PG
Revelations, Bright
Sparks PG
The Dinos PG
Of The Plagues PG
9:30 Modern Sniper,
Marines PG
11:30 Extreme
Tunnel PG
Chewing The Fat PG
Thermometers PG
Whales, PG
Fighter Planes PG
PG
4:30 Through The
Freeman, Does Time
Really Exist? PG
Force, PG
Nightcaps? PG
Combination Wrenches
PG
8:30 U.S. Marines: First To
Fight, PG
9:30 U.S. Marines: First To
Fight, PG
Close Quarter Battle PG
Revelations, Cutting It
Fine PG
Shore PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker,
Tuscany PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Hawaii PG
PG
Globe, Cambodia/Pradal
Serey PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
Boot Camp PG
7:30 Miami Ink, PG
8:30 Miami Ink, PG
PG
Business PG
12:30 Survivorman,
Winter Plane Crash PG
1:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
Ships, PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
4:30 Storm Surfers, New
Zealand PG
PG
PG
PG
7:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
Great Weekends, Carnival
Reunion Cruise PG
10:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Survival Of The
Fittest PG
World War II In The
Pacific PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
Gabby & Jennifer PG
World, Zach’s Ear/
Downhill Dwarf PG
4:30 Dwarf Family: Meet
The Fooses, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Full Court Stress/
Going For Gold PG
With Gilad, Abs, Thighs,
Buttocks, Shoulders &
Arms PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
9:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
10:30 Extreme
Couponing, Chris &
Antoinette PG
11:00 Extreme
Couponing, Desirae &
Stephanie PG
11:30 A Baby Story,
Baby PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Starting
Kindergarten: Laveta’s
Story PG
Was Pregnant, Home
Alone PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Par For The
Course/Going, Going,
Gone PG
Monica PG
Gabby & Jennifer PG
Cinderella Comes In All
Sizes PG
9:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
Marina PG
Collette PG
Viewers’ Top Moments Part 1 PG
78
sunday 25 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:25 Jessie
11:50 Jessie
1:55 Shake It Up
2:20 Shake It Up
3:35 Jessie
4:00 Jessie
4:25 So Random
4:50 So Random
6:32 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Shake It Up
8:00 Pair of Kings
9:00 Jessie
Channel 29
Channel 30
9:15 Timmy Time
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:01 Mickey’s Adventures In
Wonderland
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
Pirates
Pumbaa
6:14 Jungle Cubs
6:37 101 Dalmatians
Pumbaa
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Daffy Duck’s Quackbusters
G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Jonny Quest G
Space G
79
sunday 25 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:40 Desert Flower, MA
3:55 The Perfect Teacher, M
5:30 Solitary Man, M
7:05 Page One: Inside The New
York Times, This extraordinary
documentary from the makers
of An Inconvenient Truth and
Food Inc. charts a tumultuous
year in the life of the New York
Times, as online news forces it
to fight for its survival. M
love lives. MA
be together. MA
protégé. MA
1:45 Due Date, A comedy of
errors results in the road trip
from hell for a businessman
who is forced to travel with a
disaster-prone would-be actor
in order to make it home for
the birth of his child. MA
6:45 Toy Story 3, The Oscarwinning third installment of
the adventures of Woody, Buzz
and their friends sees the toys
end up in a childcare centre,
where they face a number of
obstacles as they plan their
escape. G
8:30 Hereafter, In this Oscarnominated drama from Clint
Eastwood, a man tormented by
his psychic abilities is drawn to
two strangers on the other side
of the world who need his help
to connect to the afterlife. M
brings. M
12:45 Small Time Gangster, MA
1:15 Soldier Boyz, MA
2:45 The Art Of War, MA
his! M
8:35 Special Ops, A US Marine
captain takes on a greedy
company owner and her team
of mercenaries who kidnap a
scientist in possession of the
technology she requires for
lucrative military contracts. M
mankind. M
2:25 The Basketball Diaries,
Based on the journals of poet
Jim Carroll, a Catholic high
school student who was a star
basketball player until he was
seduced by the world of petty
thieves and junkies. MA
American dream. MA
8:30 Cellular, A young man
receives an emergency phone
call on his cell phone from a
woman who claims to have
been kidnapped. Can he rescue
her before his phone cuts
out? M
out of control. MA
1:25 Ghosts Of Mississippi, M
3:35 Cal, M
campaign. M
M
world. MA
1:00 War Stories, Set in a wartorn Middle Eastern country, a
hard nosed war correspondent
is assigned a new partner and
together they must over come
their differences to work as a
team. M
2:35 Salvador, This Oscarnominated thriller, based
on true events during the
1980 military coup in El
Salvador, follows a renegade
journalist as he ventures into
an unpredictable and very
dangerous world. M
6:25 The Lighthorsemen,
Winner of two AFI Awards, this
epic drama based on historical
events follows a group of
friends from a regiment of
the Australian Light Horse as
they take part in the Battle of
Beersheba in World War I. PG
8:30 Gallipoli, Winner of 8
AFI Awards. Academy Award
winner Mel Gibson stars in
Peter Weir’s powerful tale of
the courage and mateship of
two Western Australian youths,
set in Gallipoli in World War
I. PG
hot spots. MA
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Two Twisted, M
6:30 Justice, M
8:30 Harry’s Law, M
9:30 Harry’s Law, M
12:15 Four Seasons, At
Endellion, war breaks out
between the brothers Charles
and Stephen after Stephen
learns that his father has left
Endellion to Charles instead of
to him. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, Adam
and Dash break the station
computer while playing an
illegal game. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, Ray is ordered
to keep Amanda Hawthorne’s
upcoming biopsy a secret,
while Christina challenges the
hospital’s star surgeon over a
delicate brain operation for a
longtime patient. M
4:00 Generation Gap, World
War II veteran Bart Cahill
is content with his simple
disciplined routine in rural
Maine. All that changes when
his troubled grandson spends
the summer with him. PG
5:30 Rush, Tactical Response
is called in to protect an
underworld figure who is
being hunted by his gangland
associates. M
Files, On this episode of Fact or
Faked, Ben, Chi-Lan and Devin
travel to DeWitt County, Texas
to investigate sightings of the
mythical bloodsucker known as
the Chupacabra. PG
Files, This week, the team
decides to take on the mother
of all questioned videos: The
Moon landing. PG
8:30 Super Tanker, At a
top-secret facility on Alaska’s
North Shore, one of the darkest
secrets of the Cold War remains
in storage. M
10:15 Miami Magma,
Antoinette & her sister Emily
attempt to blow the whistle
on an illegal oil drilling scheme
before it sets off the eruption
of a super-volcano directly
beneath Miami. M
1:55 Body Double, A tale of
seduction, mystery and murder
in the Hitchcock tradition from
director Brian DePalma. MA
3:50 Revenge of the Pink
Panther, The unsinkable
Inspector Clouseau is back, this
time pitted against Douvier, a
business tycoon who runs an
international drug ring. PG
5:35 Dr Zhivago: The Making
of a Russian Epic, Omar Sharif
hosts this behindthescenes
look at the making of this
entrancing classic. This
retrospective also features cast
interviews. G
6:40 Doctor Zhivago, An epic
love story set against the
turbulent backdrop of the
a heroic deed. G
12:20 Body Double, A tale of
seduction, mystery and murder
in the Hitchcock tradition from
director Brian DePalma. MA
2:15 Sleeper, After awaking
from cryogenic suspension, a
‘70s man gets mixed up with a
future revolution. PG
3:45 The Man Who Would Be
King, Two con artists set out
to take over a remote Asian
land with a priceless golden
treasure. PG
5:55 Revenge of the Pink
Panther, The unsinkable
Inspector Clouseau is back, this
time pitted against Douvier, a
business tycoon who runs an
international drug ring. PG
8:30 ‘G’ Men, A mob protege
joins the FBI when a friend is
gunned down. G
10:00 The FBI Story, A
dedicated FBI agent thinks back
on the agency’s battles against
the Klan, organized crime and
Communist spies. PG
80
sunday 25 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
Prisons
Prisons
Prisons
3:30 Breakout
6:30 Eye of the Leopard
9:30 Nordic Wild
10:30 Deep Jungle
Fish
1:30 Seconds From
Disaster
4:30 Megafactories
5:30 Monster Fish Of The
Congo
6:30 Nordic Wild
8:30 The Egyptian Job
10:30 Egypt’s Ancient
War
11:30 American Weed
Assassin PG
House Of The Rising
Dead M
2:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
3:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
In Battle M
Eden, Saving Sampa And
Tony PG
7:00 Safari Sisters, A
Hyena Affair PG
Orangutan 911 PG
Eaten Alive PG
8:30 Meerkat Manor,
Divided Loyalties PG
9:00 Meerkat Manor, The
Good, The Bad And The
Desperate PG
Adventures, Thailand M
11:30 Animal Cops
Mule M
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Cat Trap M
1:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
3:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
In Battle M
6:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
7:30 Wild Poland, Wild
Poland PG
8:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
10:30 Animal Cops
In Time M
11:30 Whale Wars, The
Unintimidatables M
12:00 Motor City PG
3:00 Chop Shop, PG
Charity PG
4:30 Secret Club Of
Roush PG
6:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
Ferrari Dino PG
7:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
8:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
11:00 Chop Shop, PG
12:00 Hot Rod TV, Force
Of Charity PG
Roush PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
Ferrari Dino PG
3:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
4:00 Wrecked, PG
PG
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
6:00 The Garage, PG
7:00 Chop Shop, PG
Charity PG
8:30 Secret Club Of
Roush PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Sandracing PG
Ferrari Dino PG
Speed, PG
Spiller Thriller PG
PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, Diamond Mine,
Skyscraper, Car Crusher PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Building
Hong Kong’s Airport PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Spiller Thriller PG
4:30 MythBusters, Blown
Away PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, Diamond Mine,
Skyscraper, Car Crusher PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
PG
Ebay / Amazon PG
Revelations, Heavy
Metal PG
Spiders, PG
Force, PG
10:30 Through The
Helicopters PG
New York City Pizza PG
Carburetors PG
2:30 Olympic Park
Machines with Jonny
Smith, PG
4:30 Modern Sniper,
Army PG
Heavy Metal PG
6:30 Food Detectives, All
You Can Eat PG
Carbon Fibre Car Parts PG
In The Air PG
8:30 UFO, Reason To
Believe PG
Gonzo For Guano PG
Machines with Mike
Brewer, Supplying The
Troops PG
Revelations, Machine
Tools PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
Business PG
Plane Crash PG
PG
PG
PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 Miami Ink, PG
8:30 Fun Taiwan
Fittest PG
PG
PG
PG
Ships, PG
Reunion Cruise PG
3:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
Sculptor PG
5:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Onion
Peeling Record PG
PG
PG
Business PG
Ships, PG
10:30 Getaway, PG
11:00 Getaway, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
PG
World, Amy On Her Own/
King Of His Castle PG
4:30 Dwarf Family
Revisited, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Par For The
Course/Going, Going,
Gone PG
With Gilad, Buttocks,
Chest, Triceps & Abs PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
8:30 Sister Wives,
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Spoiling
Kids: Roxanne’s Story PG
Pregnant, Wedding Gift,
The PG
1:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
In Your Pants? PG
Pregnant, Never Say
Never PG
Viewers’ PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, In The Hole/FortA-Thon PG
Eva PG
PG
9:30 Sister Wives,
10:00 Sister Wives,
10:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
81
monday 26 march
Channel 13
82
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
monday 26 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:50 Howl, MA
2:20 Duress, MA
3:45 Piranha, MA
York Times, M
Becket, M
brings. M
husband! M
5:40 Howl, This biographical
drama recounts the obscenity
trial forced on 60s Beat
poet Allen Ginsberg, as he
examines his own journey
from a budding writer to an
intellectual inspiration for a
generation. MA
7:10 Spin, In the aftermath of a
crazy night out in Los Angeles,
six young people living fast
and hedonistic lives relive
their experiences and their
connections after their paths
cross in an LA nightclub. MA
8:30 Carnal Innocence, A
professional violinist who
retreats to her grandmother’s
old home in a small town finds
herself falling for an attractive
local man, who becomes
implicated in a series of
murders. M
10:10 One Angry Juror, Based
on a true story, a lawyer
serving as a juror observes a
potential miscarriage of justice,
and ensures a mistrial so she
can help the young defendant
clear his name. M
MA
12:40 The Last Castle, M
2:50 Human Trafficking, MA
4:20 Human Trafficking, MA
out? M
9:00 The Basketball Diaries,
Based on the journals of poet
Jim Carroll, a Catholic high
school student who was a star
basketball player until he was
seduced by the world of petty
thieves and junkies. MA
his fiance. MA
out of control. MA
6:15 The Name Of The Rose,
Winner of two BAFTAs and
based on Umberto Eco’s
novel, a 14th century monk
and his young apprentice find
themselves looking for a killer
within an abbey after several
strange deaths. M
8:30 Red Dawn, A group of
high school students must
become commandos when
their small town is invaded by
Soviet troops. M
10:30 The Way Of The Gun,
Oscar winner Benicio Del
Toro stars in this tale of two
desperate drifters who kidnap
a pregnant woman for ransom
- but find that she has powerful
friends with an interest in her
baby. MA
12:35 The Comfort Of Strangers,
M
Vampire, MA
4:35 A Little Romance, PG
6:30 The Lighthorsemen,
Winner of two AFI Awards, this
epic drama based on historical
events follows a group of
friends from a regiment of
the Australian Light Horse as
they take part in the Battle of
Beersheba in World War I. PG
8:35 Pumpkin, An unlikely
love affair develops when a
posh sorority girl is assigned
to mentor an intellectually
disabled young man for a
charity, horrifying her family,
friends, boyfriend and even
herself. M
10:40 Gallipoli, Winner of 8
AFI Awards. Academy Award
winner Mel Gibson stars in
Peter Weir’s powerful tale of
the courage and mateship of
two Western Australian youths,
set in Gallipoli in World War
I. PG
12:35 Cq, Roman Coppola
makes his feature film writing
and directing debut with this
witty meditation on life, love
and cinema, set in 1969 in
Paris during a time of cultural
and social revolution. M
hot spots. MA
secrets. M
children. PG
8:30 Unconditional Love,
Co-written, produced and
directed by Australians Jocelyn
Moorhouse and P J Hogan,
this quirky comedy follows a
housewife’s search for answers
when her husband leaves and
her favourite singer dies. M
3:00 Hawthorne, M
4:00 Rush, M
6:00 Generation Gap, PG
Files, PG
9:30 PG
10:30 Miami Magma, M
in storage. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Dash is
forced to confront unpleasant
memories when a young
criminal returns to Mt Thomas.
PG
3:00 Hawthorne, The ER
is overwhelmed by an
unexpected crush of new
patients; Christina worries
when Camille arrives at the
hospital with a classmate
who’s suffering from a possible
drug overdose. M
4:00 Bobbie’s Girl, Bobbie
and Bailey are running a pub
in Ireland when they find
themselves adoptive parents
to Alan, Bobbie’s 10-yearold nephew. A story about a
couple’s struggle to adapt to
changing circumstances. PG
Encouraged by her best friend
Libby, Rachel reluctantly agrees
to be set up on a blind date.
After, they literally run into a
gorgeous, crude rugby player,
Jake, at the park. M
6:30 18 To Life, Jessie and Tom
enter the dangerous waters of
the joint bank account. PG
7:00 18 To Life, A secret from
Ben’s past threatens to ignite
over a family dinner with a
rabbi. PG
7:30 My Boys, As Mike looks to
throw a birthday party for his
new girlfriend and Stephanie
prepares to move to London,
PJ considers a promotion at the
paper. PG
8:00 Two Twisted, Dr Sarah
Carmody is searching
for it? M
8:30 Beyond the Blackboard,
A young teacher, Stacey Bess,
gets her first teaching job
and finds it is not what she
expected. PG
10:15 Bad Apple, Dark comedy,
surprising plot twists and an FBI
agent with attitude highlight
this offbeat crime drama. M
4:40 Boys Town, The story of
the reallife Father Flanagan
who started a school for
delinquent children. PG
2:30 The V.I.P.s, The V.I.P.s
follows the trials and
tribulations of the rich and the
beautiful, which is the focus of
this starry drama. PG
4:30 The Journey, In 1956
Budapest, a woman seeking
to flee Hungary strikes up an
offbeat relationship with a
Communist officer. G
7:30 Raintree County, Sweeping
Civil War tale of a Southern
belle stuck in a deadend
marriage. PG
10:15 Cynthia, A young woman
ventures into teenage life after
a sheltered upbringing. G
12:00 The Last Time I Saw
Paris, F. Scott Fitzgerald’s story
of a writer returning to Paris
after WWII and remembering a
passionate love. PG
1:55 Boys Town, The story of
the reallife Father Flanagan
who started a school for
delinquent children. PG
3:35 The FBI Story, A dedicated
FBI agent thinks back on the
agency’s battles against the
Klan, organized crime and
Communist spies. PG
gunned down. G
8:30 Brewster McCloud, A
mysterious boy living in the
Houston Astrodome dreams
of building himself a pair of
wings. G
10:15 The Great Ziegfeld,
Musical biography of America’s
greatest showman, Florenz
Ziegfeld, and the musical Follies
he created. G
83
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Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
1:30 The Egyptian Job
4:30 Monster Fish Of The
Congo
5:30 Nordic Wild
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
War
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 The First Jesus?
1:30 Finding Atlantis
Rome
3:30 Rebuilding Titanic
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
8:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Taboo
12:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
3:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
4:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
Jeremy Wade, Silent
Assassin PG
House Of Cards PG
7:00 The Pack, PG
7:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
House Of Cards PG
11:00 The Pack, PG
11:30 Animal Planet
House M
12:30 Dogs 101,
Dachshund PG
Bigfoot Crossing In
Georgia PG
River’s Rewards PG
4:00 The Pack, PG
4:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
6:30 Animal Planet
House M
7:30 Dogs 101, Westie,
Irish Setter, Doberman,
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Pet, PG
Swamp Ape PG
10:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, House Of
60 Cats M
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
12:00 Wrecked, PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
(1975-Present) PG
Hugh Hefner PG
2:00 The Garage, PG
3:00 Chop Shop, PG
4:00 Classic Car Hunters,
Classic Car Hunters PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
2 And Carolina Carports
Bike Part 1 PG
Ducati PG
Ferrari 308 PG
Holding Down The
Fort PG
Customs, PG
Speed, PG
10:30 Drift Style, PG
11:00 Chop Shop, PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Bike Part 1 PG
Ducati PG
Ferrari 308 PG
Holding Down The
Fort PG
Customs, PG
6:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
7:00 Chop Shop, PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Bike Part 1 PG
Ducati PG
12:00 Junkyard Wars, Fire
Trucks PG
1:30 How Do They Do It?,
Air To Air, Ski Slopes, Car
Production PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Widening
The Panama Canal PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars, Fire
Trucks PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Cement Mix-Up PG
Air To Air, Ski Slopes, Car
Production PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Power To The People PG
Revelations, Cutting It
Fine PG
Close Quarter Battle PG
10:30 U.S. Marines: First
To Fight, PG
11:30 U.S. Marines: First
To Fight, PG
Nightcaps? PG
PG
In The Water PG
3:30 Beautiful Minds, The
Einstein Effect PG
4:30 UFO, Deep Secrets PG
Machines with Mike
Taliban PG
6:30 Oddities, Mummy
Cat PG
Police Badges PG
7:30 Junkyard Wars,
Spiller Thriller PG
8:30 Faces Of Earth, A
Human World PG
9:30 Storm Chasers,
Smoke Master PG
Dueling Pistols PG
11:30 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, King
Silk PG
12:00 Man V. Food,
Boise PG
12:30 Bizarre Foods
Tokyo PG
PG
Ships, PG
3:30 Man V. Food,
Springfield PG
PG
Sculptor PG
5:00 Glutton For
Punishment, Onion
Peeling Record PG
PG
6:30 Fabulous Cakes, Las
Vegas: Glitz and Glamour
PG
7:30 Globe Trekker, Tokyo
City Guide PG
PG
9:30 Fun Taiwan
Fittest PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Syracuse PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Sam
Does Sundance PG
Chicago: Midwest Masters
PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Hawaii PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
Reunion Cruise PG
No Reservations, Kerala,
India PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
Valley, NY PG
8:30 Man V. Food,
Washington DC PG
9:00 Man V. Food,
Baltimore PG
Andrew Zimmern, Arizona
PG
Philippines PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Mexico PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Sister Wives,
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Last Dance/Game
Over PG
4:30 627lb Woman:
Jackie’s Story, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, In The Hole/FortA-Thon PG
With Gilad, Buttocks,
Thighs, Triceps, Back &
Abs PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
8:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
Gabby & Jennifer PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Spirited
Child: Sheree’s Story,
The PG
Pregnant, Wild Ride PG
2:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
3:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Duggars PG
World, Molly’s Sweet
Sixteen/Dwarfs In Space
PG
Gymnastics & Baseball PG
Renee S PG
Chrytie & Treasure PG
Sharon PG
Marina PG
10:30 Incredibly Small:
Kenadie’s Story, PG
84
tuesday 27 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
7:30 The Smurfs G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
3:30 The Smurfs G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Herculoids G
11:00 Herculoids G
Space G
85
tuesday 27 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
M
Becket, M
MA
10:45 Please Give, A New York
furniture dealer, obsessed by
guilt about her comfortable
life and the sometimes
unscrupulous means she uses
to maintain it, tries to make
amends by helping others. M
12:20 Carnal Innocence, A
professional violinist who
retreats to her grandmother’s
old home in a small town finds
herself falling for an attractive
local man, who becomes
implicated in a series of
murders. M
3:40 Spin, In the aftermath of a
crazy night out in Los Angeles,
six young people living fast
and hedonistic lives relive
their experiences and their
connections after their paths
cross in an LA nightclub. MA
his name. M
6:30 The Messenger,
8:30 Chasing 3000, In this
sporting adventure based on
a true story, two baseballmad teenage brothers run
away across the country in a
bid to see their idol, Roberto
Clemente, hit his 3000th
ball. PG
marital upsets. M
Countdown To Liquor Day, M
3:10 The Crow, MA
4:55 Fandango, PG
strange deaths. M
freedom. M
12:55 The Way Of The Gun,
Oscar winner Benicio Del
Toro stars in this tale of two
desperate drifters who kidnap
a pregnant woman for ransom
- but find that she has powerful
friends with an interest in her
baby. MA
3:00 Bio-Dome, Bud and Doyle
are two loser friends who get
trapped in the ‘Bio-Dome’
trying to show their girlfriends
they are environmentally
aware. Will they ever get out,
or will the Dome become their
Home? M
4:40 Red Dawn, A group of
high school students must
become commandos when
their small town is invaded by
Soviet troops. M
covers for. M
8:30 Mystery, Alaska, A small
town in the wilds of Alaska has
its moment in the spotlight
when a media story about
its obsession with ice hockey
leads to the set up of a game
between the locals and a team
from New York. M
her story. M
12:05 A Dangerous Woman, M
1:50 Divine Madness, M
3:20 Dressed To Kill, MA
5:05 Club Paradise, M
6:45 The Arrangement,
Oscar-winning director Elia
Kazan adapted his own bestselling book into this complex
drama about a businessman’s
rebellion against the
conventions and complications
of his supposedly successful
life. M
children. PG
10:55 Desperate Hours, In
this suspenseful thriller, Oscarnominee Mickey Rourke plays
2:45 Unconditional Love,
Co-written, produced and
directed by Australians Jocelyn
Moorhouse and P J Hogan,
this quirky comedy follows a
housewife’s search for answers
when her husband leaves and
her favourite singer dies. M
In this Oscar-nominated drama
based on a turbulent episode
in French history, a penniless
claimant to a royal title
schemes to regain her position,
which may place the French
monarchy at risk. M
innocence. M
10:15 Calendar Girls, The
inspiring story of a women’s
charity club, who decide to
pose nude for their annual
calendar in order to raise extra
money for a cause much closer
to home. PG
1:00 Blue Heelers,. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Bobbie’s Girl, PG
8:30 18 To Life, PG
9:00 18 To Life, PG
9:30 My Boys, PG
10:00 Two Twisted, Dr
Sarah Carmody is searching
for it? M
10:30 Bad Apple, Dark comedy,
surprising plot twists and an FBI
agent with attitude highlight
this offbeat crime drama. M
12:15 Beyond the Blackboard,
A young teacher, Stacey Bess,
gets her first teaching job
and finds it is not what she
expected. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, Maggie tries
to help PJ through the barrage
of press hysteria when he is
accused of shooting a young
mother of two. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, During a 24
hour shift, Christina discovers
that a young mother-to-be
has promised her baby to
two different couples who are
paying to adopt. M
4:00 Accidental Friendship, A
female police officer befriends
a homeless woman through
their mutual love of dogs and
helps her get off the streets
and into a new life. PG
Nathan’s life is finally back
on track. He’s on the verge
of pushing through a major
sales coup, and his boss, Tim,
raises the possibility of a future
partnership in the business. M
6:30 18 To Life, Tom discovers
that parental endorsement
does nothing for his sex life. PG
7:00 18 To Life, A fight
between Phil and Tara forces
the newlyweds to take Phil on
as a roommate. PG
7:30 Mercy, Mercy Hospital
is abuzz about a knotty love
triangle, while Chloe and Sonia
get much more than they
bargained for when helping a
bride to be and an amputee. M
8:30 The Donor, This tense
thriller takes an unsuspecting
young couple inside the
world of black market organ
transplants. M
family. M
1:25 Suzy, A wartime love story
about an inventor, show girl
and dashing aviator that spans
London and Paris. PG
3:00 Calling Dr. Gillespie, A
wheelchairbound doctor fights
off a homicidal maniac. G
4:30 The Trouble with Girls,
The manager of a travelling
medicine show has his eye on
a member of the cast. G
mission. PG
murder. G
1:00 Brewster McCloud, A
mysterious boy living in the
Houston Astrodome dreams
of building himself a pair of
wings. G
2:45 The Great Ziegfeld, Musical
biography of America’s greatest
showman, Florenz Ziegfeld,
and the musical Follies he
created. G
5:55 Suzy, A wartime love story
about an inventor, show girl
and dashing aviator that spans
London and Paris. PG
7:30 WB Story: 75 Years
of Award Winners, This
documentary takes a stroll
down memory lane and
recounts all the glorious
moments of one of
Hollywood’s most prolific
movie studios. M
8:30 Anna Karenina, Tolstoy’s
tragic tale about an unhappily
married woman who falls in
love with a charming army
officer. PG
10:10 After the Thin Man, Nick
and Nora Charles investigate
murder charges brought
against a woman by her
unstable cousin. PG
86
tuesday 27 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
2:30 Seconds From
Disaster
5:30 Taboo
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 Seconds From
Disaster
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 The Gospel of Judas
1:30 Florence Unlocked
2:30 Who Sank The
Bismarck
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
7:30 Megafactories
8:30 Air Crash
Investigation
9:30 Mega Breakdown
11:30 Big
Pet, PG
Swamp Ape PG
2:30 Animal Planet
60 Cats M
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Pet, PG
Swamp Ape PG
7:00 The Pack, PG
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Pet, PG
Swamp Ape PG
11:00 The Pack, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Mule M
Assassin PG
Whisperer, PG
2:30 The Haunted, House
Of The Rising Dead, The M
Rumble In The Jungle PG
4:00 The Pack, PG
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Pet, PG
6:30 Animal Cops
Mule M
7:30 River Monsters Goes
Tribal, River Monsters
Goes Tribal M
Whisperer, PG
Up a Swamp With One
Paddle PG
9:30 Monsters Inside Me,
Sleeper Cells M
10:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Bovine Burglary
M
Goes Tribal, River
Monsters Goes Tribal M
Ferrari 308 PG
12:30 South Beach
Classics, Holding Down
The Fort PG
Customs, PG
2:00 The Reality Of
Speed, PG
3:00 American Hot Rod,
Junkyard Dog 1 PG
4:00 The Garage, PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Hair
Club For Men Part 1, And
Carolina Carports Bike
Part 2 PG
BMW PG
8:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
8:30 Hot Rod TV, Killer
Paint PG
9:00 Street Customs, Vans
Van PG
10:00 Gt - Racer, Carrera
Panamericana Cross
Country Race PG
Junkyard Dog 1 PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 2 PG
BMW PG
4:00 Hot Rod TV, PG
Paint PG
Van PG
Panamericana Cross
Country Race PG
Junkyard Dog 1 PG
8:00 The Garage, PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Part 2 PG
BMW PG
Jumbo Trucks PG
Police Badges PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, Ice Breaker, Money,
Bowling Alleys PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Boston’s Big
Dig PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Jumbo Trucks PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Exploding Port-A-Potty PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, Ice Breaker, Money,
Bowling Alleys PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Police Badges PG
7:00 100 Greatest
Discoveries, Evolution PG
Revelations, Machine
Tools PG
In The Air PG
Machines with Mike
Brewer, Supplying The
Troops PG
10:30 UFO, Reason To
Believe PG
Gonzo For Guano PG
12:30 Food Detectives, All
You Can Eat PG
Slalom PG
2:30 Storm Chasers,
Dedication PG
3:30 Beautiful Minds, A
Little Matter Of Gender PG
Greek Fire PG
6:30 Oddities, Skull
Envy PG
Metal Detectors PG
7:30 Machines!, Assault
Vehicle, Mining Drill,
Stirling Engine, Recycling
PG
8:00 Oddities, Love
Stones PG
Invasion PG
9:30 MythBusters, More
Myths Revisited PG
10:30 FutureWeapons, No
Escape PG
11:30 Industrial
Revelations: Europe,
Reaping The Whirlwind
PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Syracuse PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker, Tokyo
City Guide PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Philippines PG
India PG
Globe, Russia/Sambo PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
Chicago: Midwest Masters
PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Mozambique PG
India PG
Andrew Zimmern, Mexico
PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Portland (Maine) PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Florida
Keys: Road Trip PG
Southern California:
Making Waves PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Philippines PG
3:30 Man V. Food,
Washington DC PG
4:00 Man V. Food,
Baltimore PG
Valley, NY PG
No Reservations, Making
Of India PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
Wine Cave Digger/Oyster
Harvester PG
8:00 Glutton For
Punishment, The Best
Of PG
8:30 Pawn Queens,
Golden Barbie PG
9:30 Outback Cowboys:
The Great Australian Cattle
Drive, PG
Thailand PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Alaska PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, s PG
1:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
World, Married At MidLife/A House Divided PG
4:30 The Fat Family, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Molly’s Sweet
Sixteen/Dwarfs In Space
PG
With Gilad, Total Body
Workout I PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, Chris &
Antoinette PG
PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood,
Overindulged Only Child:
Vonyea’s Story, The PG
Pregnant, Spring Break
Surprise PG
1:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
2:30 Incredibly Small:
Kenadie’s Story, PG
Gabby & Jennifer PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Clash With The
County/Twin Takeover PG
Hilary PG
Dancing With Danger PG
Pregnant, PG
9:30 Make Room For
Multiples, Balleta Triplets
PG
10:00 Make Room For
Multiples, Anderson
Triplets PG
10:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
Never Before Seen PG
87
wednesday 28 march
Channel 13
88
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Thundercats G
Space G
wednesday 28 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
Fire, MA
2:40 Endure, M
6:35 The Rebound, M
8:15 Extract, MA
Too?, M
11:55 The Messenger,
1:55 Chasing 3000, In this
sporting adventure based on
a true story, two baseballmad teenage brothers run
away across the country in a
bid to see their idol, Roberto
Clemente, hit his 3000th
ball. PG
3:40 Happy Tears, Two very
different sisters return home
when the health of their
eccentric father starts to
change. MA
jeopardy. M
6:50 Treasure Guards, When a
British archeologist uncovers
what appears to be a link to
the legendary diamond mine
of King Solomon, she attracts
attention from a number of
sources, and a race ensues to
find the treasure. PG
PG
10:00
War II. M
12:45 Cyborg Soldier, MA
2:15 Open Range, M
4:30 Krews, MA
6:20 Bio-Dome, M
her story. M
surfacing. MA
1:20 Mystery, Alaska, A small
town in the wilds of Alaska has
its moment in the spotlight
when a media story about
its obsession with ice hockey
leads to the set up of a game
between the locals and a team
from New York. M
covers for. M
power. . M
to rise. MA
11:45 Small Time Gangster,
Meet Tony Piccolo - Melbourne
underworld enforcer and
devoted family man. What
happens when his two
‘families’ collide? Find out in
a behind the scenes look into
this dark new comedy drama
series starring Gary Sweet, Gia
Carides, Steve Le Marquand
and the cream of Australian
talent. MA
12:10 Forget Paris, M
1:55 Whatever Happened To
Aunt Alice?, M
suspenseful thriller, Oscarnominee Mickey Rourke plays
.. and white! M
10:45 Bringing Down The
House, A straight-laced tax
lawyer has his life turned
upside down when he finally
meets his online crush - a feisty
African-American ex-inmate
who wants his help to prove
her innocence. M
Series. PG
smitten. M
5:50 The Insider, Nominated for
seven Oscars. Director Michael
Mann tells the true story of
a tobacco executive-turnedwhistleblower Jeffrey Wigand
and his relationship with “60
Minutes” producer Lowell
Bergman. M
romantic cities. M
2:00 McLeod’s Daughters,
Stevie is open to the idea PG
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Accidental Friendship, PG
8:30 18 To Life, PG
9:00 18 To Life, PG
9:30 Mercy, M
family. M
12:15 The Donor, This tense
thriller takes an unsuspecting
young couple inside the
world of black market organ
transplants. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, A family
wedding causes major
problems for Dash, who knows
her brother is marrying the
wrong girl. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, Ray and
Candy tangle over an accident
victim’s decision to risk death
for an operation that could help
him walk again. M
4:00 Miami Magma, Antoinette
& her sister Emily attempt to
blow the whistle on an illegal
oil drilling scheme before
it sets off the eruption of a
super-volcano directly beneath
Miami. M
Painful memories surface for
Dave as he and Julie confront
the potentially heartbreaking
results of tests on their unborn
child. M
6:30 18 To Life, Tom and Phil
team up in an ill-fated business
scheme; Jessie gets in over
her head when helping Judith
re-design her kitchen. PG
7:00 18 To Life, The parents get
trapped in Phil’s garage with
unresolved tensions and hash
brownies. PG
When a car crashes into a
house, Dean and the team
frantically search for a missing
toddler only to learn she is the
figment of a grieving mother s
imagination. M
8:30 The Memory Keeper’s
Daughter, A father’s choice to
separate his two twin children
at birth - one a healthy boy,
the other a girl with Down
syndrome - affects the lives
of two families in two very
different ways. M
in storage. M
1:10 Marie Antoinette, An
opulent epic biography tracing
the life of the French legend
Marie Antoinette and her
transformation from a young
lady to a queen and her
execution during the French
Revolution. PG
2:40 Plymouth Adventure, Tale
of the Mayflower and its cynical
captain leading the Pilgrims to
colonise America. PG
4:30 Shadow of the Thin Man,
This time it’s murder at the
race track for Nick and Nora
Charles. PG
6:10 Billy the Kid, A
misunderstood youngster turns
into one of the West’s most
notorious outlaws. PG
to steal. G
luxury liner. G
11:25 WB Story: 75 Years
of Award Winners, This
documentary takes a stroll
down memory lane and
recounts all the glorious
moments of one of
Hollywood’s most prolific
movie studios. M
12:15 After the Thin Man, Nick
and Nora Charles investigate
murder charges brought
against a woman by her
unstable cousin. PG
2:15 Marie Antoinette, An
opulent epic biography tracing
the life of the French legend
Marie Antoinette and her
transformation from a young
lady to a queen and her
execution during the French
Revolution. PG
4:45 Plymouth Adventure, Tale
of the Mayflower and its cynical
captain leading the Pilgrims to
colonise America. PG
to steal. G
8:30 The Thin Man, Nick and
Nora Charles are hired to find
the killer of an inventor. G
10:05 The Three Musketeers,
The classic Dumas tale of
swashbuckling adventures and
romance in historical France. G
89
wednesday 28 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Megafactories
2:30 Air Crash
Investigation
3:30 Mega Breakdown
4:30 Megastructures
5:30 Big
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
10:30 The Known
Universe
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Herod’s Lost Tomb
1:30 Ghost Ships of The
Great Lakes
Battleship
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
War
9:30 Seconds From
Disaster
10:30 Australian Pirate
Patrol
Whisperer,
Up a Swamp With One
Paddle PG
Sleeper Cells M
2:30 Animal Cops
Houston, Bovine Burglary
M
Goes Tribal M
Whisperer, PG
Up a Swamp With One
Paddle PG
Sleeper Cells M
7:00 The Pack, PG
Goes Tribal M
Whisperer, PG
Up a Swamp With One
Paddle PG
Sleeper Cells M
11:00 The Pack, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Cat Trap M
12:30 Predation!,
Scavengers Of The
Savannah M
2:30 Shark Attack
Survivors M
Who Rules? PG
4:00 The Pack, PG
Goes Tribal M
Whisperer, PG
Up a Swamp With One
Paddle PG
Cat Trap M
7:30 Predation!, Life In
The Reeds M
8:30 Sharkbite Summer,
Sharkbite Summer M
9:30 Air Jaws, Air Jaws M
10:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Soft-Hearted
Boxer M
The Reeds M
Paint PG
Van PG
Panamericana Cross
Country Race PG
Junkyard Dog 2 PG
4:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Invitation Accepted PG
7:00 Kustomizer, PG
Challenge, Italy PG
Mans, PG
Junkyard Dog 2 PG
12:30 A Chopper Is
Born, PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
3:00 Kustomizer, PG
6:00 Ultimate Biker
Challenge, Italy PG
6:30 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
Junkyard Dog 2 PG
8:00 Cafe Racer, PG
PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Portable Bridge PG
Metal Detectors PG
Mining Trucks, Ikea, Air
Traffic PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Turning
Torso PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Portable Bridge PG
4:30 MythBusters, Is
Yawning Contagious? PG
Mining Trucks, Ikea, Air
Traffic PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Metal Detectors PG
7:00 100 Greatest
Discoveries, Earth Sciences
PG
8:00 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, King
Silk PG
8:30 Junkyard Wars,
Spiller Thriller PG
Dueling Pistols PG
10:30 Faces Of Earth, A
Human World PG
Smoke Master PG
12:30 Oddities, Mummy
Cat PG
Police Badges PG
Passenger Ferry PG
Homolog PG
Cylinder Rocket PG
Code, PG
Solar PG
5:30 FutureWeapons, The
Protectors PG
6:30 Oddities, Spider
Prank PG
Riding Mowers PG
Specials, Super Sports PG
Terex: Mammoth Dump
Truck PG
10:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, P-38 Lightning
Vs. Zero PG
11:30 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, The
Canal King PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Portland (Maine) PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker,
Mozambique PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Thailand PG
Of India PG
Globe, Senegal - Lute PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
Southern California:
Making Waves PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Southern England &
Wales PG
Of India PG
Andrew Zimmern, Alaska
PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Niagara Falls PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Philadelphia: Philly On A
Budget PG
1:30 Extreme, Pig Outs PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Thailand PG
PG
4:30 Pawn Queens,
Golden Barbie PG
No Reservations, Where It
All Began PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 LA Ink, The Black
Widow PG
8:30 Extreme, Pools PG
9:30 Survivorman,
Canyonlands PG
Papua New Guinea PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Taiwan PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
Mum, Dancing With
Danger PG
Pregnant, PG
2:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
World, School Of Hard
Knocks/Little American
PG
PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Duggar School
Daze PG
World, Clash With The
County/Twin Takeover PG
With Gilad, Shoulders,
Arms, Hips, Thighs &
Abs PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Pregnant, PG
10:30 Make Room For
Multiples, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Sibling
Rivalry: Amy’s Story PG
Pregnant, PG
PG
2:30 No Woman, No
Cry, PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Little Pain, Little
Gain/Everything Must
Go! PG
6:30 Jon & Kate Plus 8, It’s
A Crazy Life, But It’s Our
Life - Part 1 PG
7:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Reena & Jason PG
Daphne & Joseph PG
To Buy Or Not To Buy PG
10:30 Growing Up Tiny:
Kenadie’s Next Chapter,
PG
It’s A Crazy Life, But It’s
Our Life - Part 1 PG
90
thursday 29 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:35 Fish Hooks
5:05 Pair of Kings
5:33 Shake It Up
9:00 Shake It Up
9:33 Hannah Montana
& Cody
Channel 29
Channel 30
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Series G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Series G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 Swat Kats G
Space G
91
thursday 29 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
1:40 Happy Tears, MA
3:20 Extract, MA
4:55 The Lost Future, MA
MA
War II. M
12:05 Treasure Guards, When
a British archeologist uncovers
what appears to be a link to
the legendary diamond mine
of King Solomon, she attracts
attention from a number of
sources, and a race ensues to
find the treasure. PG
PG
5:05
8:30 Lottery Ticket, When
a young man from a poor
neighbourhood buys the
winning ticket in a lottery just
before a long weekend, he
must use his wits to protect the
precious ticket from falling into
other unscrupulous hands. M
12:20 Highway, MA
6:00 Bad Eggs, M
M
12:55 In Too Deep, When a
dedicated cop goes deeply
undercover into the centre of
a drug empire, his colleagues
wonder if he will ever be able
to make it out with his identity
intact. MA
to rise. MA
humongous asset. MA
mankind. M
10:50 Blow, Based on the
true story of George Jung, the
America. MA
12:00 Rollover, M
2:00 Bull Durham, M
3:50 Made In America, M
Showgirl, G
smitten. M
9:10 Just A Little Harmless Sex,
A well-to-do married man
helps a stranded woman with
car trouble and has his life
he is arrested for soliciting a
prostitute. M
10:45 The Insider, Nominated
for seven Oscars. Director
Michael Mann tells the true
story of a tobacco executiveturned-whistleblower Jeffrey
Wigand and his relationship
with “60 Minutes” producer
Lowell Bergman. M
1:25 Of Mice And Men, Gary
Sinise co-produced and directed
this acclaimed adaptation of
John Steinbeck’s classic novel
about the steadfast friendship
between two men that
endures despite discrimination
and tragedy. M
meets a new man. M
neighbourhood. M
life. M
town. M
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 Miami Magma, M
8:30 18 To Life, PG
9:00 18 To Life, PG
9:30 Rescue Special Ops, M
10:30 Super Tanker, M
12:15 The Memory Keeper’s
Daughter, A father’s choice to
separate his two twin children
at birth - one a healthy boy,
the other a girl with Down
syndrome - affects the lives
of two families in two very
different ways. M
2:00 Blue Heelers, Nick is
caught up in an old mate’s
plans to run war game
weekends for corporate clients
- until one of the participants is
injured. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, A critical
decision about a stroke victim’s
treatment places Kelly at odds
with Dr. Marshall. M
4:00 The Reality of Love, Ryan
is Hollywood’s golden boy
with legions of adoring fans.
Yet when Ryan’s new movie
bombs and it’s now up to his
loyal friend and manager Todd
to turn his career around or risk
losing his own. PG
Ted’s burgeoning relationship
with Marjorie appears to be
going romantic gangbusters,
until he meets her daughter
Susannah and her pregnant
partner Abby, who’ve left the
Gold Coast to live with her. M
6:30 18 To Life, Judith and
Jessie compete to look after
Tom when he gets a cold. PG
struggle to make sense of their
futures, their parents, and the
universal remote. PG
worries about Joan, Rodney
plays mediator, Zach becomes
needy, and Molly jockeys for
position with Kenny on their
film. M
8:30 Christmas in Paradise,
Two bereaved families take a
holiday vacation to an exotic
Caribbean island over Christmas
week to escape the memories
of Christmas past. PG
to him. PG
2:25 Angels in the Outfield, G
2:15 David Copperfield, G
4:30 Mannequin, G
6:15 Dancing Lady, G
7:50 Forsaking All Others, PG
9:20 The Gorgeous Hussy, A
forwardthinking woman in
19th century America gains the
confidence of a president and
the hate of “polite” society. PG
movie. G
12:35 The Thin Man, Nick and
Nora Charles are hired to find
the killer of an inventor. G
2:15 The Three Musketeers,
The classic Dumas tale of
swashbuckling adventures and
romance in historical France. G
4:30 Angels in the Outfield,
Heavenly forces help a
downandout baseball team hit
a winning streak. G
6:15 David Copperfield, Based
on the great Dickens’ saga
of a young man’s journey to
manhood. G
8:30 Joy in the Morning, A
struggling law student is cut
off by his father when he
decides to marry, causing strife
between the lovers. PG
10:15 The Courtship of Eddie’s
Father, A boy tries to find a
perfect mate for his father. G
301:15 Adventure, A
roughliving sailor has trouble
adjusting to domestic life when
he marries a librarian. G
2:20 The Thin Man Goes
Home, A trip home for a family
reunion finds the Charleses
investigating a murder case. G
a heroic deed. G
gunned down. G
8:10 Joy in the Morning, A
struggling law student is cut
off by his father when he
decides to marry, causing strife
between the lovers. PG
9:55 The Courtship of Eddie’s
Father, A boy tries to find a
perfect mate for his father. G
11:55 Dr Zhivago: The Making
of a Russian Epic, Omar Sharif
hosts this behindthescenes
look at the making of this
entrancing classic. This
retrospective also features cast
interviews. G
92
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Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
War
3:30 Seconds From
Disaster
4:30 Australian Pirate
Patrol
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 Legend of The Holy
Spear
1:30 Lost Symbol: Truth
or Fiction
2:30 Titanic’s Nuclear
Secret
4:30 Big
5:30 Megastructures
6:30 Megafactories
Prisons
8:30 Inside Afghan Heroin
9:30 American Weed
10:30 Britain’s
Underworld
11:30 The Mafia
Sharkbite Summer M
Soft-Hearted Boxer M
The Reeds M
Sharkbite Summer M
Who Rules? PG
7:00 The Pack, PG
The Reeds M
Sharkbite Summer M
Who Rules? PG
11:00 The Pack, PG
11:30 Miami Animal
1:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
Poland PG
Many Happy Returns PG
Swing, PG
The Reeds M
Sharkbite Summer M
Pit Bull Raid M
Kingdom Of The Birds PG
8:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
Poland PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Dog Day Afternoon
M
2:00 Ultimate Biker
Challenge, Italy PG
2:30 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
Junkyard Dog 3 PG
4:00 Rides, Skin PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Senior Vs. Junior, Lee
Returns PG
Sky, Wonderment (19091925) PG
Michael Dorn PG
Hot Rod, Arsenal Of
Speed PG
Roush PG
9:00 Wrecked, PG
Porsche PG
10:00 Petrol Heads,
Hillclimbing PG
Junkyard Dog 3 PG
12:00 Rides, Skin PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Returns PG
Michael Dorn PG
Hot Rod, Arsenal Of
Speed PG
Roush PG
5:00 Wrecked, PG
Porsche PG
6:00 Petrol Heads,
Hillclimbing PG
6:30 Redline TV, PG
Junkyard Dog 3 PG
8:00 Rides, Skin PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Returns PG
Michael Dorn PG
Riding Mowers PG
Logging, Baggage, Light
Show PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Venice Flood
Gates PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Heavy Artillery PG
4:30 MythBusters, Cooling
A Six-Pack PG
Logging, Baggage, Light
Show PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Riding Mowers PG
7:00 100 Greatest
Discoveries, Medicine PG
8:00 Industrial
Reaping The Whirlwind
PG
8:30 Machines!, Assault
Vehicle, Mining Drill,
Stirling Engine, Recycling
PG
9:00 Oddities, Love
Stones PG
9:30 FutureWeapons, No
Escape PG
Invasion PG
PG
11:30 MythBusters, More
Myths Revisited PG
12:30 Oddities, Skull
Envy PG
Metal Detectors PG
1:30 How Do They Do
Weather PG
in Alabama PG
Code, PG
Mourn PG
5:30 Showdown: Air
Vs. Me-109 PG
6:30 Oddities, The Model
Mortician PG
Airstream Trailers PG
7:30 Paleoworld, Dinosaur
Doomsday PG
8:00 Megascience, Time
Travel PG
Coast Guard PG
11:30 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, Iron
Men Of Sweden PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Niagara Falls PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker,
Southern England &
Wales PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter, Papua
New Guinea PG
All Began PG
Globe, Iceland - Strongest
PG
5:30 Miami Ink, PG
6:30 Extreme, Pig Outs PG
7:30 Globe Trekker, Indian
Ocean Islands PG
All Began PG
Andrew Zimmern, Taiwan
PG
10:30 Miami Ink, PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Butte PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends, Sam
Does Dallas PG
1:30 Extreme, Bathrooms
PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter, Papua
New Guinea PG
4:30 Survivorman,
Canyonlands PG
No Reservations, Dubai
PG
6:30 Miami Ink Best Tatts,
The Ami Special PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Eastern Canada PG
PG
PG
Mozambique PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Vietnam PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
Dress, PG
Overbooked PG
World, Practically Family
PG
4:30 Super Obese, Reena
& Jason PG
Daphne & Joseph PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Overbooked PG
World, Practically Family
PG
With Gilad, Upper &
Lower Body Hot Spots PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
8:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
Dress,PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Culture
Clash: Michelle’s Story PG
Pregnant PG
1:30 Say Yes To The
Dress, PG
2:30 Growing Up Tiny:
Kenadie’s Next Chapter,
PG
Life - Part 1 PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, All Talked Out/On
The Road With Matt And
Zach PG
Life - Part 1 PG
Ellice PG
7:30 Kate Plus PG
Wives In The City Of SinPart 1 & Part 2 PG
9:30 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggar
Mountain Way PG
10:00 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggar Heavy
Metal PG
Become 7! PG
11:00 Kate Plus 8, Chicks
& Eggs PG
Wives In The City Of SinPart 1 PG
93
friday 30 march
Channel 13
94
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:00 Pair of Kings
7:40 Pair of Kings
8:55 Shake It Up
11:00 Pair of Kings
11:50 Shake It Up
12:15 Shake It Up
1:30 Pair of Kings
1:55 Pair of Kings
3:10 Fish Hooks
3:25 Stitch!
4:15 So Random
4:40 Jessie
5:05 Pair of Kings
6:05 A.N.T. Farm
7:00 Enchanted
8:50 So Random
9:15 Jessie
9:40 Pair of Kings
10:30 A.N.T. Farm
Channel 29
Channel 30
A Lot About That!
You?
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
12:13 Justin Time
Shuffle
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
Healthy Steps
3:15 Handy Manny
A Lot About That!
3:42 Art Attack
4:06 Bo On The Go
4:30 Tati’s Hotel
Kitchen
Pirates
A Lot About That!
6:30 Stella and Sam
6:43 Clifford
6:59 A Poem Is…
You?
8:12 Timmy Time
9:35 Clifford
A Lot About That!
10:00 Bo On The Go
10:27 Clifford
Movies
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
and Friends G
Care a Lot G
is Magic G
and Friends G
Mysteries G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
Space G
friday 30 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 Splice, MA
1:45 Me & Orson Welles, PG
3:50 Messages Deleted, M
5:25 Flashbacks Of A Fool, MA
7:20 Seduced By Lies, M
literary critic. M
12:15 Lottery Ticket, When
a young man from a poor
neighbourhood buys the
winning ticket in a lottery just
before a long weekend, he
must use his wits to protect the
precious ticket from falling into
other unscrupulous hands. M
author. M
8:30 The Way Back, Based
on a true story, this Oscarnominated adventure directed
by Australia’s Peter Weir charts
the epic journey of a group of
escapees from a Siberian prison
across the Himalayas to safety
in India. M
protégé. MA
3:05 Evil Woman, M
4:40 S.F.W., MA
evidence. M
mankind. M
city to ransom. MA
hunting trip. MA
humongous asset. MA
America. MA
8:30 Scary Movie, In this crazy
parody of Scream and other
horror movies, a young woman
and her friends find themselves
trying to escape from the
murderous rampage of an
inept serial killer in a ghost
mask. MA
American dream. MA
12:05 The Great New
Wonderful, MA
1:35 The Star, PG
3:10 American Flyers, M
5:05 Salvador, M
7:10 The Ref, M
town. M
neighbourhood. M
MA
life. M
3:40 Unstrung Heroes, Directed
by actor Diane Keaton, this
Oscar-nominated dramatic
comedy is based on writer
Franz Lidz’ memoir of his
chaotic but uplifting childhood
during his mother’s illness. PG
together. M
campaign. M
his life. M
son. M
3:00 Hawthorne, M
6:00 The Reality of Love, PG
8:30 18 To Life, PG
9:00 18 To Life, PG
worries about Joan, Rodney
plays mediator, Zach becomes
needy, and Molly jockeys for
position with Kenny on their
film. M
to him. PG
12:15 Christmas in Paradise,
Two bereaved families take a
holiday vacation to an exotic
Caribbean island over Christmas
week to escape the memories
of Christmas past. PG
2:00 Blue Heelers, If PJ is
expecting an easy ride from the
Coroner’s Inquest into Raelene
Darcy’s death, he soon learns
otherwise. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, As Ray
worries that his encounter
with Dr. Marshall is creating
problems with Candy, Christina
and Tom disagree over
including her close friend
David Gendler in a cancer drug
trial. M
4:00 Perfect Parents,
Contemporary thriller following
the deadly consequences for
a family when a simple lie
spirals into fraud, blackmail and
murder. M
Sammy is struggling to find her
voice in a family that shares
25 years of history - most of it
excluding her. M
take inventory of their past
sexual partners. Phil’s vacation
plans hit a snag when Tara’s
past catches up with her
passport. PG
7:00 18 To Life, When Wendy
does a documentary on why
marriages work or fail, the
couples do interviews that
forces them to rethink their
relationships. Meanwhile, Tom
just wants to fix a stubborn
ceiling leak in the attic. PG
7:30 Legend Quest, Ashley
and his team go on a grand
adventure searching for the
King Arthur’s legendary sword.
PG
8:30 Casanova, After a life
spent seeking pleasure and
decadence, Casanova seeks his
one true love, Henriette. MA
1:00 Doctor Zhivago, An epic
love story set against the
turbulent backdrop of the
4:10 The Journey, In 1956
Budapest, a woman seeking
to flee Hungary strikes up an
offbeat relationship with a
Communist officer. G
6:20 Adventure, A roughliving
sailor has trouble adjusting to
domestic life when he marries
a librarian. G
8:30 Possessed, Factory girl
becomes a mistress to a Park
Avenue lawyer. PG
9:50 Hollywood Canteen, The
story of a young GI named Slim
(Robert Hutton), who meets
and falls in love with leading
lady Joan Leslie (herself),
interweaves with skits and
songs by many of the greatest
stars of Hollywood’s golden
age. G
11:55 I Live My Life, A flighty
society girl tries to make a
go of her marriage to an
archaeologist. G
95
friday 30 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
Prisons
2:30 Inside Afghan Heroin
3:30 American Weed
4:30 Britain’s Underworld
5:30 The Mafia
6:30 Air Crash
Investigation
8:30 Naked Science
Fish
10:30 Nordic Wild
11:30 Alaska State
Troopers
12:30 PM Templars: The
Last Stand
1:30 PM Lost Tribe of
Palau
2:30 PM Ghosts of the
Black Sea
3:30 PM Rebuilding
Titanic
4:30 PM Big
5:30 PM Megastructures
6:30 PM Megafactories
7:30 PM Mad Scientists
8:00 PM Mad Scientists
8:30 PM Knights of
Mayhem
9:30 PM Megafactories
10:30 PM Alaska State
Troopers
11:30 PM Breakout
12:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
Poland PG
Dog Day Afternoon M
4:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
Poland PG
Swing, PG
8:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
Poland PG
The Swing, PG
11:30 Animal Cops
In Time M
12:30 Animal Planet
Loves Chachee M
Cold As Ice M
Bear Rescue M
New Beginnings PG
Swing, PG
5:30 Spidermania,
Spidermania PG
6:30 Animal Cops
In Time M
7:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Down
The Drain M
Wounded By Wire M
9:30 Animal Planet
Heroes Phoenix, Desert
Rescue M
10:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Puppy Mills
Exposed M
11:30 Animal Planet
The Drain M
12:00 American Icon The Hot Rod, Arsenal Of
Speed PG
Roush PG
1:00 Wrecked, PG
Porsche PG
2:00 Petrol Heads,
Hillclimbing PG
2:30 Redline TV, PG
Junkyard Dog 4 PG
5:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Mr2 Mk1 Pt1 PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Foreclosure PG
8:00 Beetle Crisis, PG
8:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
10:00 Thunder Races,
Upside Down Car PG
Junkyard Dog 4 PG
1:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Mr2 Mk1 Pt1 PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Foreclosure PG
4:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
6:00 Thunder Races,
Upside Down Car PG
Junkyard Dog 4 PG
9:00 Fifth Gear, PG
Mr2 Mk1 Pt1 PG
Senior Vs. Junior,
Foreclosure PG
Power Raft PG
1:30 How Do They Do
It?, Gold, Escalators, Golf
Clubs PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Container
Ships PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Power Raft PG
4:30 MythBusters, Son Of
A Gun PG
5:30 How Do They Do
It?, Gold, Escalators, Golf
Clubs PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
7:00 100 Greatest
Discoveries, Physics PG
8:00 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, The
Canal King PG
Specials, Super Sports PG
9:30 Showdown: Air
Combat, P-38 Lightning
Vs. Zero PG
Terex: Mammoth Dump
Truck PG
12:30 Oddities, Spider
Prank PG
Riding Mowers PG
The Dinos PG
Of The Plagues PG
2:30 Extreme
Tunnel PG
Code, PG
5:30 Modern Sniper,
Marines PG
6:30 Oddities, Mummified
Hand PG
Screwdrivers PG
Mummies, PG
8:30 Through The
Freeman, Is There A Sixth
Sense? PG
Earth Movers PG
Force, PG
11:30 Industrial
Steam On The Water PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Butte PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker, Indian
Ocean Islands PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Mozambique PG
PG
Globe, Italy - Bike Racing
PG
The Ami Special PG
6:30 Extreme, Bathrooms
PG
7:30 Globe Trekker,
Malaysia - Penang,
Malacca & Borneo PG
PG
9:30 Bizarre Foods
Vietnam PG
10:30 Miami Ink Best
Tatts, The Ami Special PG
11:30 Man V. Food,
Sacremento PG
12:00 Getaway, PG
Homes, PG
Great Weekends,
Nashville PG
1:30 Extreme, Wild Rides:
Turbo Charged PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Mozambique PG
Widow PG
PG
PG
No Reservations, Rome
PG
The Garver Special PG
7:30 Getaway, PG
8:00 Getaway, PG
Okinawa, Japan PG
Reunion Cruise PG
Indonesia PG
11:30 Bizarre Foods
Iceland PG
12:30 Man V. Food,
Sacremento PG
2:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Coaching Zach/
Making The Grade PG
4:30 Surviving Sextuplets
And Twins, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, All Talked Out/On
The Road With Matt And
Zach PG
With Gilad, Hips, Thighs,
Abs, Shoulders & Arms PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
10:30 19 Kids And
Counting, Duggar
Mountain Way PG
11:00 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Temper
Tantrums: Elenie’s Story
PG
Pregnant, Baby On A
Boat PG
2:30 The Family Maker,
PG
3:30 Kate Plus 8, 6
Become 7! PG
4:00 Kate Plus 8, Chicks &
Eggs PG
Life - Part 2 PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, Duggars On
Wheels PG
World, Camp Roloff/Zach
Rides On PG
Boys’ Day Out PG
Linda PG
7:30 World’s Tallest
Man, PG
Mona & Andrew PG
10:30 Big Kids, PG
Boys’ Day Out PG
96
saturday 30 march
Channel 13
Channel 18
Channel 28
Long
Long
Devil
Devil
5:00 Kim Possible
5:30 Kim Possible
6:25 Pair of Kings
6:50 Pair of Kings
7:15 Fish Hooks
7:40 Fish Hooks
8:55 A.N.T. Farm
9:20 A.N.T. Farm
9:45 Shake It Up
10:10 Shake It Up
11:00 Phineas and Ferb
11:30 Phineas and Ferb
1:00 PM Phineas And Ferb
6:32 PM A.N.T. Farm
7:00 PM Shake It Up
7:30 PM Lady And The Tramp
9:03 PM A.N.T. Farm
9:30 PM Hannah Montana
Forever
9:55 PM Hannah Montana
Forever
10:20 PM Wizards Of Waverly
Place
10:45 PM Wizards Of Waverly
Place
11:10 PM Sonny With A
Chance
11:35 PM Sonny With A
Chance
Channel 29
Channel 30
For Tools
A Lot About That!
You?
Healthy Steps
10:15 Art Attack
10:36 Slim Pig
Pirates
Pumbaa
12:14 Jungle Cubs
Pumbaa
Kitchen
1:38 Timmy Time
1:49 Timmy Time
Pirates
3:13 Stella and Sam
3:25 Stella and Sam
4:25 Tati’s Hotel
5:24 PM Jungle Junction
5:48 PM Jake And The Never
Land Pirates
6:01 PM Lilo & Stitch
7:24 PM Guess How Much I
Love You?
7:35 PM Chloe’s Closet
7:48 PM Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse
8:12 PM Timmy Time
8:23 PM Little Einsteins
8:47 PM Animal Mechanicals
8:59 PM Imagination Movers
9:22 PM Special Agent Oso
9:35 PM Clifford
9:49 PM The Cat In The Hat
Knows A Lot About That!
10:00 PM Bo On The Go
10:27 PM Clifford
10:53 PM Noddy In Toyland
11:04 PM Dance-A-Lot Robot
11:08 PM Mama Mirabelle’s
Home Movies
11:20 PM Dorothy The
Dinosaur
11:28 PM Wiggle and Learn
11:50 PM Tati’s Hotel
Captain Planet G
1:00 The Smurfs G
1:50 Top Cat G
3:00 Augie Doggie G
3:10 Wacky Races G
3:35 Snagglepuss G
Jinks G
4:10 Thundercats G
Impossibles G
5:30 Top Cat G
Mysteries G
and Friends G
is Magic G
10:30 The Jetsons G
Force 5 G
Generation G
Mysteries G
2:55 Duck Dodgers G
4:00 Barbie Fairytopia G
Series G
6:30 The Jetsons G
is Magic G
Mysteries G
10:30 The Smurfs G
11:00 The Smurfs G
Space G
97
saturday 30 march
Channel 31
Channel 32
12:20 Piranha, MA
1:55 Peep World, MA
4:50 Mercy, M
6:20 Nice Guy Johnny, M
York Times, This extraordinary
documentary from the makers
of An Inconvenient Truth and
Food Inc. charts a tumultuous
year in the life of the New York
Times, as online news forces it
to fight for its survival. M
love lives. MA
author. M
12:50 The Way Back, Based
on a true story, this Oscarnominated adventure directed
by Australia’s Peter Weir charts
the epic journey of a group of
escapees from a Siberian prison
across the Himalayas to safety
in India. M
protégé. MA
ex-con. M
10:45 The Echo, Returning to
his late mother’s dilapidated
apartment after serving a jail
sentence, a man thinks he is
going crazy when he hears
and sees a dysfunctional family
next door who don’t exist. MA
12:05 Fire In Babylon, PG
2:00 Dreamcatcher, MA
4:10 Wolf Town, MA
5:40 Bio-Dome, M
strange deaths. M
American dream. MA
2:15 Scary Movie, In this crazy
parody of Scream and other
horror movies, a young woman
and her friends find themselves
trying to escape from the
murderous rampage of an
inept serial killer in a ghost
mask. MA
ready towns. M
out? M
8:30 3000 Miles To Graceland,
After a bunch of crooks team
up to rob a Las Vegas casino
during an Elvis impersonator’s
convention, one of their leaders
hoodwinks his colleagues by
taking the takings, setting off a
showdown. MA
10:40 The Matrix Revolutions,
The final installment of the
Matrix trilogy sees the rebels
preparing to defend Zion from
the machine offensive, while
Neo faces off against Agent
Smith in an attempt to bring
the war to an end. M
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Channel 33
Channel 34
Channel 35
12:00 Brothers & Sisters, Nora
and Isaac take their relationship
a critical step further. M
1:00 Blue Heelers, If PJ is
expecting an easy ride from the
Coroner’s Inquest into Raelene
Darcy’s death, he soon learns
otherwise. PG
2:00 McLeod’s Daughters, After
their kiss in the aftermath of
Alex’s death, Grace and Marcus
have been avoiding each
other. PG
3:00 Hawthorne, As Ray
worries that his encounter
with Dr. Marshall is creating
problems with Candy, Christina
and Tom disagree over
including her close friend
David Gendler in a cancer drug
trial. M
Sammy is struggling to find her
voice in a family that shares
25 years of history - most of it
excluding her. M
5:00 McLeod’s Daughters, After
their kiss in the aftermath of
Alex’s death, Grace and Marcus
have been avoiding each
other. PG
marries into it. G
partners. G
4:30 The FBI Story, A dedicated
FBI agent thinks back on the
agency’s battles against the
Klan, organized crime and
Communist spies. PG
saturday 30 march
Channel 38
Channel 39
Channel 40
Channel 41
Channel 42
Channel 43
3:30 Air Crash
Investigation
1:30 Mad Scientists
2:00 Mad Scientists
3:30 Megafactories
4:30 Alaska State
Troopers
5:30 Breakout
12:30 Animal Cops
Detroit, Wounded By
Wire M
1:30 Animal Planet
Rescue M
2:30 Animal Cops
Philadelphia, Puppy Mills
Exposed M
3:30 Animal Planet
The Drain M
Wounded By Wire M
5:30 Animal Planet
Rescue M
Croc Files II, Monkey
Around PG
House Of Cards PG
8:00 Meerkat Manor,
Daisy’s Choice PG
8:30 Meerkat Manor,
Flower Power PG
9:00 Meerkat Manor, An
Awfully Big Adventure PG
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Girl, Boots, Bags And
Belts PG
Girl, Animals On The
Move PG
11:30 Animal Planet
60 Cats M
Goes Tribal, River
Monsters Goes Tribal M
Whisperer, PG
Sleeper Cells M
3:30 Animal Planet
The Drain M
Wounded By Wire M
5:30 Animal Planet
Rescue M
Miniature Pinscher,
Whippet PG
Pet, PG
Swamp Ape PG
10:30 Miami Animal
Police, Dog Day Afternoon
M
11:30 Pit Bulls And
Parolees, Return To The
Ranch M
12:30 Carfellas, PG
PG
2:00 Thunder Races,
Upside Down Car PG
Alumatub 1 PG
4:00 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
4:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Bonneville PG
7:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
The Motown Mullet PG
Veggie Cycle PG
Alumatub 1 PG
Mans, PG
Customs, PG
Bonneville PG
3:30 Hot Rod TV, PG
The Motown Mullet PG
Veggie Cycle PG
Alumatub 1 PG
8:00 The Road To Le
Mans, PG
8:30 Ultimate Biker
Customs, PG
Bonneville PG
Gliders PG
Screwdrivers PG
Tunneling, Tea, Mountain
Bikes PG
2:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
2:30 Extreme
Engineering, Iceland
Tunnel PG
3:30 Junkyard Wars,
Gliders PG
4:30 MythBusters,
Breaking Glass PG
Tunneling, Tea, Mountain
Bikes PG
6:00 How Do They Do
It?, PG
Screwdrivers PG
7:00 100 Greatest
Discoveries, Astronomy
PG
8:00 Industrial
Revelations: Europe, Iron
Men Of Sweden PG
8:30 Paleoworld, Dinosaur
Doomsday PG
9:00 Megascience, Time
Travel PG
9:30 Modern Sniper, Coast
Guard PG
12:30 Oddities, The Model
Mortician PG
Spiders, PG
Helicopters PG
Browser Wars PG
4:30 Through The
Force, PG
6:30 Oddities, Four
Legged Chicken PG
Escalators PG
Firepower PG
11:30 Industrial
Industrial Espionage PG
1:00 Getaway, PG
1:30 Globe Trekker,
Malaysia - Penang,
Malacca & Borneo PG
2:30 Tattoo Hunter,
Indonesia PG
No Reservations, Rome
PG
Globe, Croatia - Water
Polo PG
The Garver Special PG
6:30 Miami Ink, PG
7:30 Miami Ink, PG
8:30 Miami Ink, PG
PG
Widow PG
12:30 Survivorman,
Canyonlands PG
1:30 Man V. Food,
Washington DC PG
2:00 Man V. Food,
Baltimore PG
Okinawa, Japan PG
3:30 Getaway, PG
4:00 Getaway, PG
4:30 Outback Cowboys:
The Great Australian Cattle
Drive, PG
PG
PG
PG
7:30 Man V. Food,
Washington DC PG
8:00 Man V. Food,
Baltimore PG
8:30 Great Cruises:
Freedom Of The Seas, PG
9:30 Pawn Queens,
Golden Barbie PG
10:30 Fun Taiwan
Challenge, Miaoli Reunion
PG
Eastern Canada PG
12:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
12:30 World’s Tallest
Man, PG
Mona & Andrew PG
World, Little Slickers/
Unhappy Trails PG
4:30 Sextuplets And
Twins: One Year Later, PG
6:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Camp Roloff/Zach
Rides On PG
With Gilad, Inner Thighs,
Abs & Back PG
8:00 Aerobic
Conditioning, PG
Overbooked PG
Dress, Practically Family
PG
10:30 Extreme
Couponing, Chrytie &
Treasure PG
11:00 Extreme
Couponing, Chris &
Antoinette PG
12:30 Surviving
Motherhood, Fearful
Child: Desiree’s Story PG
Pregnant, Crash And
Born PG
1:30 19 Kids And
Counting, PG
Boys’ Day Out PG
5:00 18 Kids And
Counting, PG
World, Matt’s Massacre/
Micromanager Matt PG
Korean Dinner PG
Chris PG
Mona & Andrew PG
Overbooked PG
Practically Family PG
10:00 Extreme
Couponing, Chris &
Antoinette PG
PG
Korean Dinner PG
99
A guide to using the special features of TransACT TV
TransACT TV comes with useful controls and features designed to save you
time. This handy guide provides step-by-step instructions on how to use the
Favourites and Parental Control features of your TransACT TV.
Favourites
Your Cable TV set-top box allows you to store your favourite channels for quick and
easy access. Once stored, your favourite channels can be accessed by the press of
a button. You can add or remove channels from your Favourites list at any time.
Adding a favourite channel
1.Press MENU to show the MAIN MENU screen.
2. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to
FAVOURITE CHANNELS.
3.Press ENTER to show the FAVOURITE CHANNELS screen.
4.Press ENTER to select ADD CHANNEL.
5. Using your remote control, enter the channel number you want to add
to your Favourites. Return to step 4 to add more channels.
Removing a favourite channel
FAVOURITE CHANNELS.
3.Press ENTER to show the FAVOURITE CHANNELS screen.
4. Press channel  to move the pointer  to DELETE CHANNEL
and press ENTER.
5. Using your remote control, enter the channel number you want to
remove from your Favourites. Return to step 4 to remove more channels.
Accessing your favourite channels
To access your favourite channels, simply press the FAV button on your
remote control.
Parental control
If you would like to restrict access to particular TV channels, you can do so by
using a four digit parental access code. This quick and easy control measure
helps to ensure these channels cannot be viewed without parental consent.
Changing your parental access code
Your set-top box is pre-programmed with a parental access code of 0000 and
no channels restricted. This code can be changed at any time, however it is
recommended you change it immediately should you decide to utilise the
parental control feature. Your code must be four digits in length.
If you forget your parental access code, call our Customer Service Centre
on 1300 366 248.
Changing your parental access code with a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
3.Press ENTER to show the PARENTAL CONTROL screen.
4. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to CHANGE
ACCESS CODE and press ENTER.
5. Using your remote control, enter your new four digit code.
6. Enter your new code again to verify.
7. The set-top box will confirm that your code change is complete by
showing a confirmation screen for four seconds.
Changing your parental access code without a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
4. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to CHANGE
ACCESS CODE and press ENTER.
5. Press channel  or channel  until you see the first number you would
like for your new code, then press ENTER. Repeat to enter the second,
third and fourth digits of your new code.
6. Enter your new code again to verify.
7. The set-top box will confirm that your code change is complete by
showing a confirmation screen for four seconds.
Adding channels to parental control with a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
4. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to PARENTAL
CONTROLS and press ENTER.
5. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to ADD CHANNEL
and press ENTER.
6. Using your remote control, enter the channel number you want to add to
your controlled list. Return to step 5 to add more channels.
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Adding channels to parental control without a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
5. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to ADD CHANNEL
and press ENTER.
6. Press channel  or channel  until you see the first number of the channel
you would like to add to your controlled list. Press ENTER to proceed to the
second number of the channel. Press channel  or channel  until you see the
second number and press ENTER. Return to step 5 to add more channels.
Removing channels from parental control with a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
5. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to DELETE CHANNEL
and press ENTER.
6. Using your remote control, enter the channel number you would like to
remove from your controlled list. Return to step 5 to remove more channels.
Removing channels from parental control without a remote control
PARENTAL CONTROL.
5. Press channel  or channel  to move the pointer  to DELETE CHANNEL
and press ENTER.
6. Press channel  or channel  until you see the first number of the
channel you want to remove from your controlled list. Press ENTER to
proceed to the second number of the channel. Press channel  or channel
 until you see the second number and press ENTER. Return to step 5 to
remove more channels.
Accessing controlled channels with a remote control
1. Select the channel you wish to view. If this is a controlled channel, you will
be prompted to enter your parental access code.
2. Using your remote control, enter your four digit parental access code.
Accessing controlled channels without a remote control
1. Select the channel you wish to view. If this is a controlled channel, you will
be prompted to enter your parental access code.
2. Press channel  or channel  until you see the first number of your
parental access code. Press ENTER to proceed to the second digit of your
code. Repeat this process to enter your four digit access code. Once the
code has been entered, you will be able to watch any parental controlled
channels until the set-top box is turned off.
Cancelling parental control
To turn off parental control, simply change your access code to 0000 and
remove all channels from your Parental Control list.
Highlights
(PG)
Gone with the Wind
Thursday 1 March 3.45pm
Wildest India (PG)
Saturday 3 March 9.30pm
Say Yes to the Dress (PG)
Saturday 3 March 8.30pm
Ben Hur (P
G)
Wednesday
7 March
8.30pm
on (PG)
Great White Invasi
8.30pm
rch
Ma
Wednesday 21
19 Kids
and Cou
nting (P
Thursday
G)
8 March
9.30pm
Paris (PG)
The Last Time I Saw
m
12p
rch
Ma
26
Monday
Orangutan Island (PG)
Thursday 29 March 10.30am
Extreme Couponing (PG)
Monday 26 March 8.30pm
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+1GB DATA
40
$
PER
MONTH
Early cancellation fee of monthly cost x remaining months of contract applies. Overrun charges of 5c per MB are charged at 10kB increments. International roaming is charged at
4c/kB. TransACT Capital Communications Pty Ltd ABN 23 093 966 888.
NC1011_01
Min cost over 24 months is $960.

hereafter - TransACT

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