KSK 2016 Q3 Flier
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KSK 2016 Q3 Flier
Q3 2016 The KSK Group If you’re reading this…. Dear Loyal & Royal Clients, My name is John Shepherd and I am NOT in Prison. I am acting CEO of the KSK Group until our King is set free on or before November 29th of this year (2016). That being said, if you’re reading this then that means you have made a purchase from one of our companies in the past. Either that or you got this from somebody who did. We hope that you enjoy the FREE GIFTS enclosed and we THANK YOU for your business! We also have a message for “Bargain Books”, Inmate Services, South Beach Singles, and Amazon: “Your prices are way too high, you need to cut it!!!” Stay tuned and stay positive! The KSK will be sending each of you a loooooong ass kite when he hits the streets this year. Until then he’ll be jamming Summer 16 and Pop Style! “Y’all never gonna finish Drake!” THANK YOU from the bottom of my heart, John Shepherd CEO The KSK Group The KSK Group PO Box 81074 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Call us at: (361) 834-5895 **Send us a SASE if you have any questions/comments or need a response. No SASE, no response! Send us "Fan Mail", we love it! Email address: [email protected] Website orders can be placed at: www.killshotking.com Facebook page: www.facebook.com/killshotking Office Hours: Mon-Fri 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM Central Time LAST MINUTE ADDITIONS: WARNING! Inmates Services/Jeramie Jones is reportedly jacking money and swapping out photos. We have had reports that Jeramie is picking what photos he wants to send his customers. BUYER BEWARE! SORRY! This flier package may contain spelling and/or grammatical errors. For that, we apologize. This will be the last flier mail out that we do while the King is in Prison. The next flier package will be mailed out around December 15, 2016 and will contain 10 new catalogs! The KTC III Art Contest entry deadline is January 1, 2017. The prize for 1st Place is $1,000.00 with no 2nd or 3rd Place awards. Any KSK theme items will be accepted including logos and fight scenes. As always only the King will be judging this contest. INMATE SERVICES AND KILL SHOT KING ARE SEPARATE BUSINESSES! Jeremie Jones and his company, Inmate Services, has been sending people letters that claim they are in business with us. THIS IS NOT TRUE! Jeremie has been looking at the Art that we upload to our website and then he writes to the artists claiming to be affiliated with us. He is a bitch and we don’t fuck with bitches! Please be aware that when you send us art it will become our property and we will have the right to do anything we choose with it. This includes using it in our fliers as well as on our envelopes, website, calendars and any other items we choose. Gangs and crime are the wrong choice every time! Prison sucks and so do politics! Q3 2016 Royal Fundraiser Sheet Dear Loyal & Royal Clients, Greetings to you all! My name is John Shepherd and I am NOT in prison. However, my business partner The KSK, is currently in Prison but he’ll be getting out November 29 th of the year (2016) after doing 11 years straight. Our business group (The KSK Group) is growing rapidly and we have no one to thank but YOU! That being said we would like to take it to “a new level” when The KSK hits the streets this year. This can be done with the capital and revenues we currently have available to us but if YOU help us with a few additional dollars we will be able to break records and do things that we could not do on our own. I can’t go into detail about what these projects involve but I can say that if you like sexy females, partying, clubs, cars, Las Vegas and/or money then you will LOVE the stuff we’re going to do, and “that’s real talk as The KSK says. By purchasing any of the packages below you are helping The KSK Group in a BIG way! We will utilize each dollar to bring you the most unique and amazing products and services ever offered to Inmates. You have our word on that and by now I think it’s “over stood” that The KSK Group’s is the best in the game. Sincerely, John Shepherd & The KSK Group PS: Please note that all the items below are “Limited Editions” and are NOT for sale anywhere else. Package I ($50.00): Custom XL Calendar. You select the 12 images you’d like used in your calendar from our catalogs or you can send us your personal 12 shots/pictures. You will also receive an 8”x10” color photo of ALL our Office Girls signed by each one of them! Remember that we do NOT print our calendars until you order them so that you will ALWAYS get 12 months of use out of your calendar. In other words if you order a calendar in May the first month in it will be JUNE! Package II ($100.00): Above package plus a special shout out in our upcoming flier! You can choose to have us use your full name and Unit name/city & state or a nickname with or without your location info. You can also choose whether or not you want us to include the amount you “donated”. You will also receive an autographed Limited Edition COLOR copy of Cats N Tats Vol. III signed by all our Office Girls. These Limited Edition CNT Vol. IIIs come with all the tattoo patterns from Vol. I And Vol. II in addition to those that normally come with Vol. III! It also comes with a 24 month calendar rather than the standard 12 month calendar. Package III ($200.00): All above packages plus an autographed copy of Cool Shit Vol. I signed by all our Office Girls. You’ll also receive 2 (two) 17”x 22” posters of our Killing The Competition Art Contest Winners, OR any 2 (two) images of your choice! If you are not allowed to receive large pieces of paper the posters can be cut into 4 (four) 8 ½” x 11” sections. You’ll then need to connect the sections yourself. Package IV ($500.00): All above packages plus 12 (twelve) Limited Edition Poster Calendars. Each month is displayed on 17”x 22” poster with a kill shot or image of your choice at the top. You can select any shots from our catalogs, send us your personal pix or have us find any image you want of cars, city skylines, celebrities’ etc. on the internet! Posters can be cut into sections as noted above if needed. You’ll also receive a $50.00 Royal Account in your name! Package V ($750.00): All above packages plus a $125.00 Royal Account in your name! Package VI ($1,000.00): All above packages plus we will place a photo of you in our next flier! You can even include your name/nickname and location if you want! Package VII ($2,500.00): All above packages plus we will place a photo of you in our next FULL PAGE Hip Hop Weekly advertisement! Name/Location information is optional. Package VIII ($5,000.00): All above packages plus a visit from an Office Girl of your choice and direct access to The KSK when he “touches down” this year! All above prices include tax, shipping, tracking & insurance! Q3 2016 Kite To Inmates Dear Loyal & Royal Customers, Greetings to you all! My name is John Shepherd and I am NOT in Prison. My business partner, The KSK, is currently incarcerated however, but he will soon be coming home. Together our group (The KSK Group) has created The King’s Royal Library (TKRL) as well as The King’s Royal Gift Shop (TKRGS) with the mission of providing American Prison Inmates with the best products and services at the best possible prices. My partner has told me all about the companies that charge Inmates outrageous prices. There predatory businesses take advantage of prisoners by charging these crazy/prices and Inmates have so few options that they are often left with little choice but to pay them. Well we are here to change that! At TKRL & TKRGS our main goal is making YOU happy! Our prices are lower than our competitors because we are not trying to make a fortune off, of each customer. Our group has been making Inmates happy since 2013 and as you can see we are now branching out into other segments of the American Inmate Market. The books in TKRL’s “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” are ALL CHEAPER THAN AMAZON! (Amazon is a registered trademark of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates) Yes Amazon.com sells some used books for 1¢ but they add $3.99 for shipping on each book! Our Cheap Ass Used Books are NEVER more than $3.25 each and as always OUR PRICES INCLUDE TAX & SHIPPING! And the more Cheap Ass Used Books you buy the cheaper they get! In fact you can get 20 for $48.00! Try getting 20 books for that price on Amazon! Also note that ALL the items purchased from TKRL & TKRGS come with FREE TRACKING & INSURANCE! Prices are constantly changing due to market fluctuation and supply issues so please understand that the prices in the TKRL’s and TKRGS’s catalogs may change (except for the prices in the Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog which will NOT change). Remember: WE ARE NOT ROACHES! That being said I suggest that you either A.) Get a price quote BEFORE sending us any money or B.) Send extra money in case the item has gone up in price. When sending extra funds please note that we will acquire your item as cheaply as possible and we will place any left over money into a Royal Account (RA) that we will create for you. You can then use that money for future purchases or liquidate your RA as you see fit. Also note that often times we find items CHEAPER than the advertised prices in our catalogs and when this happens your “change” will be placed in a RA for you as described above. See TKRL/TKRGS Info Sheet for more info on RAs. In closing I’d like to say THANK YOU to all of you who have made a purchase from our companies in the past. Thanks to you we are “going hard in the paint” as our group continues to expand. I hope you enjoy the art on the back of this sheet which was done by Jeffrey Key at the McConnell unit in Beeville, Texas. He won the KTC II contest and also donated an AWESOME logo to us! And speaking of logos KTC III is going to be all about logos and other KSK types of things. The entry deadline of KTC III is January 1, 2017 and the prize for winning is $1,000.00! You read that right! No second or third place. Remember that ANY AND ALL ART SENT TO KSK BECOMES OUR PROPERTY so be ready to part with it. Once art is sent to us we are free to do whatever we choose with it including using it in our fliers and magazine ads. See Art Contest sheet for more info on our art contests. I also would like to encourage you to READ MORE BOOKS! Reading is an easy way to ESCAPE (mentally) from the walls that confine you. We also encourage those of you who can afford it to buy 50 books from our Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog and LET OTHERS AROUND YOU READ THEM! We will let you pick 50 Cheap Ass Used Books for $100.00 including tax, shipping, tracking and insurance! That’s $2.00 a book! By the way, the cheapest price for 50 books on Amazon is about $200.00! Just saying. Wooooop! Encourage others to read and the world will be a better place. It’s a fact that reading changes lives and brings joy to people so PLEASE help us with this Inmates Helping Inmates Book Project! Thanks for Reading, John Shepherd CEO of The KSK Group KTC II Winner Jeffrey Key McConnell Unit Beeville, Texas Thank You! From All of Us at KSK Maria, Haley, Delia Q3 2016 Beef Sheet II What’s good to you all! Below is what’s known as an “Open Letter” to the owner of Inmate Services. The KSK Group is sending him several copies including one via certified mail. By the way, in case you don’t already know, The KSK can no longer write any of our literature because he is currently in Prison and Inmates are NOT allowed to communicate in such a fashion. My name is John Shepherd and I am NOT in Prison but I once was. Enjoy! Dear Jeramie (That’s his real name!) Jones, My name is John Shepherd and I am acting CEO of The KSK Group. I am NOT in Prison like my friend and business partner John Morgan aka The KillShotKing, but he has told all about you and how you like to play games like a bitch. That’s what you are after all isn’t it, a bitch? I mean your mom did spell your name like a female’s right? And as everyone knows you have female’s tendencies. By the way is your name pronounced “Jer-rah-may”? And what’s up with these fools that write in to our Royal Offices saying that they were locked up with you and that you were “fucking with them boys” (that means having sex with men in prison) while you were in prison? There’s nothing wrong with that bro! I have LGBT friends and they say you should just be honest and come out of the closet as a Bisexual man. The KSK group will support you! On another note we recently were notified by the KSK that you dry sent him a pack of shots. A few days later we received a detailed run down of your “Royal Deal” in which you’re selling 100 “KSK” shots for $30.00 (PLUS TAX FOR TEXAS INMATES!). In your flier (not Flyer like your dumbass spells it on your website idiot) you claim that you’re selling “The Kings Bricks”. First: when you are writing and you want to show possession, you must always add on apostrophe and an “s” at the end of the possessor’s name (see what I did there?). For example, its Jeramie’s dildo, not Jeramies dildo or The King’s Bricks rather than the way your stupid illiterate ass spelled it. Second: KSK DOES NOT PICK SHOTS FOR OUR CLIENTS! WE DO NOT FORCE CLIENTS TO PURCHASE “GRAB BAGS” OR “BRICKS” OF PRESELECTED SHOTS! Why are you forcing people to buy Packs of shots that You pick out? And then you try to act like you’re really doing something major! Bitch please! The KSK Group moves over 80,000 shots a month, and that’s without our King here to lead us. You claim to have our shots cheaper than us but that shit doesn’t even sound right. We are going to sell the same exact bricks you’re selling for $12.00 LESS than you. Bitch. These “Brix of Flix” will be sold until December 31st 2016 so that we can make sure everybody gets a chance to take advantage of the “Jeramie Is A Bitch Sale”. There’s an entire sheet dedicated to this sale that I named after you, read it if you want to know about it. So Jer-rah-may! May I ask you a question? Why didn’t you address the issues The KSK spoke of in the Q3 2015 BEEF Sheet? Or the shit he brought up in the most recent Info sheet that went out with #13, 14, and 15? Is it because you didn’t read it? We will be sending out copies of this to our list of previous customers as well as emailing to you a copy and sending you an additional copy via Certified Mail. I hope this time you respond to why you charge so much for your magazines and why your shots suck so much cock! And maybe you can also speak about why you sent those photos of you in the world along with those letters trying to stunt on The KSK to him in prison. And don’t forget to explain why you charge Texas Inmates tax! By the way, what happened to your “Used Paperback Book Catalog”? Oh, and why do your calendars start with January? Why don’t you write to The KSK anymore? Why don’t you send him more pictures of you having a great time in the world? The answer to all of these questions is simple: because you’re a stupid bitch. Is your wife as stupid as you are? She must be because if she had 2 brain cells she would NOT allow you to write your ad copy (that means the words in your fliers). She must have a really great personality or a lot of money because there’s no way you’re with her for her good looks. Unless you like the fat-ugly type. Seriously bro, you fucked up when you got her pregnant. I’ve got some news for you hommie! The war is over. You lost. That being said, I, John Shepherd, would like to “take a look at you” as they say in prison. I’d like to “catch paper” with you. In other words I’d like to go a few rounds with you in a ring bro! How about we do this in Las Vegas on New Year’s Day 2017 so we can start the year off right with a Celebrity Fight? The KSK and I will meet you there if you’re down and if your fat wife will let you go. In fact we’ll be there with The KSK Group regardless of whether you go or not. Bitch. If for some reason you can’t make it just let us know when and where you want to do this and we’ll be there. Or just “catch that pussy” like the bitch that you are. Before I end this little kite I want to inform you that for the past few months several of our clients have offered to give us copies of your shots from your recent and current catalogs so that we can scan them and add them to our collection. We have told them ALL no thanks because your shots are straight fucking TRASH. We also want you to know that M. BERRY on the Wynne Unit in Texas contacted us to let us know that his people sent your company over $200.00 back in the beginning of March 2016 and as of today May 30th 2016 he still hasn’t got his order. In addition to that, you jacked them in the last 4 months as well. Why are you jacking now, bro? Are you trying to follow in the footsteps of Cold Crib and Flix-4-You? And how come you are trying to jack The KSK Group’s swagger so hard! Back in the day we would have called you a dick ridder, but today your kind is known as a swagger jacker. And one final question Jer-rah-may: why don’t you treat Inmates like they are humans? You treat them like they are dollar signs. You talk to them like you don’t give a fuck about them or what they’re going through. The KSK and myself know what it’s like to be treated like that (yes, I myself have been incarcerated). He and I know what it’s like to be separated from our families and the world. We know what it’s like to be jacked by companies like yours and to be charged the outrageous prices you and others charge. We know what it’s like to have toilets that don’t flush our shit and piss and you make jokes about those same toilets in your most recent flier. That’s a bitch move like all the other moves you make. Bitch. Ok bro. I’ll let you go for now. Tell your little bitch, the royal and un-loyal pawn you found, The KSK Group says hello! On second thought, that bitch will read this because he’ll get a copy if he’s ever made a purchase from the KSK Group. But do tell your fat wife we send our regards! Love, John Shepherd CEO of The KSK Group PS: It’s “breast” not “brest” you stupid fucking idiot. KTC II Winner Jeffrey Key McConnell Unit Beeville, Texas Q3 2016 KSK Info Sheet KSK Presents… The “Jeramie Is A Bitch Sale” (ends December 31st 2016) In the words of my favorite rapper Drake: “You don’t know what you just started. All I do is hang with the young and heartless” and also “First we dropped outta school now we’re dumb-rich.” Well I’m going to finish what Jeramie thinks he started. For those of you who don’t know Jeramie Jones, the owner of Inmate Services, is selling our shots in packs of 100 for $30.00 until September 1st 2016. We are selling the same BRIX of 100 SHOTS FOR $18.00 INCLUDING TAX, SHIPPING, TRACKING, & INSURANCE! That’s $12.00 you’ll be saving on each brick that you can spend on phone minutes or soups or books! There is NO LIMIT to how many ROYAL BRIX you can purchase and no code word is needed! Note that you CANNOT pick the shots in these Royal Brix! Instead you will need to pick out one of the 10 packs below. Royal Brick Options: Royal Brix 100 Photos for $18.00 Deal # 1→ KSK #1 Page 1 1A-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1B-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12 1C-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1D-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1E-1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1F-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1G-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1H-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 1I-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11 Deal # 2→ KSK #1 Page 3 1A-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1B-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1C-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1D-23, 24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1E-22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1F-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1G-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1H-23, 24, 25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 1I-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 Deal # 3→ KSK #1 Page 4 1A-12,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1B-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1C-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1D-34, 35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1E-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1F-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1G-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1H-34, 35, 36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 1I-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 Deal # 4→ Black Brick 7A-4,5,17,18,19 7C-24 7F-23,28 9G-23,24,32 11A-12,18 11B-23,24,27 11H-2,3,37 12A-14,17,18 12D-17 12E-1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6,7,8,9,10,11 12I-16,18,19,21,22 13B-44 13D-18,19 13F-1,2,3,4,5,9,10,11,34,35,38,39,41,42,43,44 13G-26,27,28,29,30 13H-18,20,21,22,27 14B-34, 35, 39,41,43 14D-15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22 14F-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,10,11 14I-23,24,25,30,32 15A-44 15D-19,20 15F-10 Deal # 5→ Big Booty Brick 1A-7 1D-15 7A-20,21 7B-31 9A-20 9G-23 9H-23 11B-23 11A-12 11C-39 11C-41,42,43 11F-1,2 11H-15,17,21, 22 12C-7,40,43 12D-1,5,12,14,15,16,17,18,20 12E-1,2,3,4,6,7,8,9,10,11 12F-41 12I-9 13A-9 13B-27,35,37 13C-36 13E-35,44 13F-17,34,35,37,38,42 13G-26,44 13H-35,38 14A-11,40 14B-9,26,41 14C-22,25,29,39,40,44 14D-1,2,3,8,13,21,34 14E-29 14F-1,7,43,44 14H-25,39 14I-5;22,23,29 15A-44 15B-22,38 15D-19 15E-19 15F-10,25,33 15H-23 15I-21 Deal # 6→KSK # 6 6A-34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44 6B-37,39 6C-35,37,38,39,40,42 6D-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32 6E-1,2,3,4,5,7,8,10, 11, 23,24,26,27,28,29,31,32,33,34,36,38,39,40,41,43,44 6F-1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,24,26,27,29,32,33,34,35,37,38,39,40,43,44 6G-23,24,25,26,27,28,30,31,32, 33 6H-23,24,25,26,27,28,29,31,32,33 Deal # 7→KSK # 7 7A-4,5,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 7B-9,12,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,40,41,42,44 7C-1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8,9,10,11,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33,39,41,42,43,44 7D-9,10,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 7E-23,26,27,28,29,30,31,32,33 7F-1,2,4,23,25,26,28 7H-4,5,6,32,33 7I-29,37,42 Deal # 8→Big Breast Brick 1D-13 1F-11,41 1E-19,20 1G-4,43 1H-5 9B-18,21 9G-19 9I-6,38 11F-4 11H-44 12A-43 12B-14,15,32 12D-38 12F-15 12I-41 13A-29,33 13B-13,38,39 13C-15,34,40 13D-16 13D-26 13E-4,5,7,12,16,39,41 13F-20 13G-12,37 13I-5,9,10,11,31,41 14A-30,38,39 14B13,14,15,16,31 14C-17,42 14D-7,36,39,44 14E-12,13,17,39 14F-13,35,37 14G-14,22,23,25,28,30,31,33 14H-15,31,44 15B-11,12,21 15C-21 15E-30,31 15G-12,24,38 39 15H-20,21 15I-7,23,36 Deal # 9→KSK # 9 9A-1,2,12,13,14,16,20,22,25,28,36,42 9B-3,4,5,8,9,13,15,18,19,20,33 9C-2,4,7,8,16,17,22,28,36,38 9D-13,16,17,18,19,26,27,28,36, 38 9E-7,8,11,12,16,19,24,25,29,31,32 9F-2,3;4,5,7,8,9,10,15,16,17,23,24,29,35 9G-1,2,6,8,10,11,19,20,21,22,23,24 9H-2,3,4,5,6,8,12,13,18,23,25,32 9I- 6, 7,10,11,24 Deal # 10→Safe Bet Brick 6C-34 6D-23,29 6E-5,7,25 6F-1 6G-25 7B-23,40 7D-10,25 7F-4 7H-6 9A-42 9B-2,19 9D-13,18 9E7,16,19,24 9F-10,25 9G-22 9H-5 9I-10 11A-24,44 11C-29,38,41 11D-37 11F-1,2,17,32 11G-11 11H-15,17,18,19,22 11I-39 12B-15,16,26,38 12C-1,42 12D-5,42 12E-20,24, 12F-15,41 12H-5,18,34 12I-4 13A-10,13,14,16,32 13B-2,12,16,39 13C-40 13D-3 13E-23,44 13F-21,27 13G-1,12,43 13H-32 13I-21,23 14A-43 14B-14 14C-2,22 14D-34,44 14I-1,2,3,6,42 15B-22 15C-40 15F-23,36 15H-11 15I-34 In addition to these $18.00 Royal Brix we will be doing a 300 SHOTS FOR $60.00 DEAL AND THAT PRICE INCLUDES TAX, SHIPPING, TRACKING, & INSURANCE. You don’t need a code word but EACH INMATE CAN DO THIS DEAL ONE TIME. That means you can’t get your people to get one of these deals in their name but you can get these deals in other Inmates names. Our regular prices are: 30 to 99 shots = 50¢ each These prices include tax, shipping, tracking & insurance! 100 to 199 shots= 45¢ each 200 to 299 shots= 40¢ each 300 and up shots= 25¢ each FUCKED UP SHOTS: If you receive shots that are “zoomed in” or have a weird ass pattern on them or are otherwise fucked up SHOOT THEM BACK TO US! We will give you a 2 shot credit for each fucked up shot you send us. This ONLY applies to OUR shots. Always send a SASE so that we can get back at you! GET FREE SHOTS! : From June 1 st 2016 to December 31st 2016 each NEW CUSTOMER you refer to us will earn you 20 (twenty) FREE SHOTS! Crazy right? Thank Jeramie Jones for this deal! You will still need to refer 5 (five) people before you can place your order for 100 FREE Shots and then 5 (five) people for each order of 100 shots after that. Make sure that the NEW CUSTOMERS include your FULL NAME and Inmate Number along with their order! We have “NEW CUSTOMER COUPONS” to make this easier on you and you can get copies of it by sending us a SASE and a request kite. If you’d like to check how many referrals we have on file for you, shoot us a SASE and a kite requesting that info. We will automatically send you a notification to let you know you have a 100 shot credit each time you hit 5 referrals. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY! YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE A PAYING CUSTOMER TO DO THIS! So if you need a hustle or know someone who does, this is PERFECT! Remember that if the 100 FREE SHOTS need to be split in separate envelopes you’ll need to pay $2.00 or 8 stamps for each additional envelope needed after your first one which is FREE. SHOTS BY THE SHEET: Each sheet is $2.00 and there is a five (5) sheet minimum. You can choose up to 8 shots per sheet and we will print 4 on the front and 4 on the back of an 8 ½”x11” sheet of paper in COLOR. Each shot will be about 4”x 5 ½”. You can also choose to get 2 shots on the front and 2 on the back in which case the shots will be about 5 ½”x8” each. If you want, we can do one big 8”x10” shot on each side of the sheet for those of you who’d like big pix of your favorite chix. You can mix sizes in your order as long as you order 5 sheets minimum. These sheets are sent to you in a legal size envelope and are NOT folded. POSTERS: We now sell 17” x 22” posters for $10.00 each and 24” x 36” for $15.00 each. You can select any shot from our catalogs, send us your personal photos or even have us find an image on the internet for you! We can find pix of everything from city skylines to celebrities and cars etc. We can even cut your posters down into 4 small sections to ship it to you if you’re not allowed to receive large paper items. COOL SHIT: Cool Shit Vol. I is $45.00 including tax, shipping, tracking and insurance. Each book contains 2,000 COLOR 4”x 5 ¼” pictures of “Live Free World” stuff. That’s less than 3¢ a pic! RAPID SHIPPING NOTICICATIONS: If you would like us to shoot you a RSN with the number of shots that were shipped to you, the name and a photo of the Office Girl who processed your order, the date your order was processed and shipped, then you need to either add an extra $1.00 to the amount you send along with a note requesting a RSN OR include a SASE and a RSN request with your order. Your order should get to you in 10 to 14 business days from the date on the RSN. If it doesn’t then you need to let us know ASAP! TRACKING & INSURANCE: All of the packages we ship come with FREE TRACKNG & INSURANCE! We can tell you when a package arrived at your Unit and in the event that your package is lost and does NOT get to your UNIT, we will replace if for FREE. ORDER FORMS: If you need copies of our Order Forms, your people can print them out for FREE at Killshotking.com or you can send us a SASE and request for some. If you make your own hand-written Order Form then you MUST do it properly or it will take our Office Girls extra time to process your order and we will charge you 75¢ a shot. See Ordering Instructions Sheet for more info on making and filling our Order Forms. FUCK UPS: Every once in a while we make a mistake. If you receive a shot or shots that you did NOT order and/or you do NOT receive a shot or shots that you DID order then send us a SASE along with the shot or shots that you didn’t order and we’ll give a 2 (two) shot credit for EACH shot you send us back that we fucked up on! You can send us a kite regarding shots that you did NOT receive and we will make it right in the same fashion. WARNING!!! DO NOT TRY TO GET DOWN ON US!!! We keep electronic records of your Order Forms and what we ship to you and these records will be used to verify your claim. DENIED SHOTS: We will give a 1 (one) shot credit for each Denied Shot you send us. You can then use these credits with your next KSK order. We will do this with DENIED SHOTS FROM ANY PHOTO COMPANY! We used to do this before but the way we were doing it was costing us too much money! Well now we have a new method so we are going to try it out. NOTE that you MUST be a previous KSK customer in order to take advantage of this swap deal. If you’ve never placed an order with KSK then DO NOT try to send us Denied Shots. Also, always include the “Denial” paperwork from your unit when sending us denied shots for swapping out. TAX & SHIPPING: Tax & Shipping is INCLUDED in all of our prices. ALL of your shots will come in ONE package so keep that in mind. If your unit or system has rules that limit the number if photos you can get per envelope or per day etc. then you will need to pay $2.00 for each additional envelope needed for your order. If you need your order broken down and sent on separate days or some other type of way just let us know the specifics and be sure to send money for the extra envelopes. Again: SHIPPING IS FREE AS LONG AS YOU CAN RECEIVE ALL YOUR SHOTS IN ONE PACKAGE. To avoid these charges we suggest that you have your entire order sent to your people so that they can send them to you in separate envelopes/packages and/or on separate days as needed. FEDERAL INMATES: Please read the above item very carefully. Also, we no longer accept MoneyGram as payment nor do we answer emails via CorrLinks. 50 SHOTS FOR 50 STAMPS: In addition to accepting 4 (four) First Class Stamps as $1.00 we also accept 50 stamps for 50 shots! We will also accept 100 for 100, 150 for 150, 200 for 200 and so on. Stamps are only accepted in strips or blocks of 2 or more and please don’t send us any washed or old stamps. CATALOGS: Black & white catalogs are $2.00 or 8 stamps each. COLOR catalogs are $4.00 or 16 stamps each. You can always get a FREE COPY of our most recent catalogs and flier by sending us a SASE. You can also have your people print ALL our catalogs for FREE at killshotking.com! Once you place an order with us your name and address will be placed on our Client Mailing List (CML) and you will get a copy of each new catalog we come out with automatically mailed to you! ROYAL ACCOUNTS (RAs): There are 3 (three) ways to create a RA in your name. 1.) Have your people go to our website and deposit some cash for you. 2.) Shoot cash specifically for a RA to us from your books. 3.) Over pay for something and the left over money will be placed in a RA that we will automatically create for you. In other words you can send $54.00 for a catalog that costs $4.00 and you’ll have $50.00 in “change” placed in a RA for you. The funds in a RA are known as King’s Bucks and once you have a RA you spend that money at any time with ANY of The King’s Royal Companies. It’s your money so spend it when you want and how you want! With a RA all you need to do is send your Order Form directly to us rather than going through a slow process! RAs are FREE to setup but there is a $5.00 fee to liquidate it and send the funds to your books. Q3 2016 Killing The Competition Art Contest Sheet The Killing The Competition (KTC) art contest is judged only by the King. The prize for winning the current KTC III Contest is $1,000.00. The entry deadline is January 1, 2017. We will accept logos, fight scenes and any other KSK themed artwork. On the back of this sheet is the winner of KTC II. His name is Jeffrey Key and he is at the McConnell Unit in Beeville, Texas. He also kindly donated a logo for us to use. If you think you can do better, then by all means give it your best shot. Below are a few other entries from KTC II that the King loved. Good Luck to you all! Q3 2016 KSK Art Contest Sheet Below is our most recent 2nd Place Art Contest Winner and on the back of this sheet is our most recent 1st Place Winner! Props to both of these guys and good luck to all of you on the next Contest (s)! All Art entered into our Contest (s) becomes our property so be ready to part with it. The KSK Art Contest is held 4 times a year and the entry deadlines are: January 1st (Q1), April 1st (Q2), July 1st (Q3) and October 1st (Q4). These regular art contests are judged by the people who visit our website and vote everyday. At the end of each contest whoever has the most votes wins. With the KTC contests only the King judges. See KTC Art Contest Sheet for more info on KTC art contests . The prize for 1st Place is $100.00 or 400 shots while 2nd Place is $25.00 or 100 shots. Remember that with the KSK Contests all that matters is who gets the most votes. That means if you can get a lot of people to go vote for you, you will probably win. BUT the Special Contests are ONLY judged by The King so keep that in mind! TIP: Use several sheets of paper (or boards) to create a BIG “Poster” type of Art piece. Bigger and more detailed Art pieces usually get more votes on our website and The King prefers them as well. Many Units and systems do not allow Inmates to mail "Illustration Boards" to businesses and/or people who are not on their approved visitors list. Using several sheets of paper allows you to get around that stupid rule because YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO MAIL OUT ART TO ANYONE! We accept any and ALL TYPES OF ART! Oil on canvas, water color, charcoal, pen/ink, pencil or whatever “medium” you enjoy! Our first KSK Art Contest winner won with origami (folded paper animals)! Good luck to you all and PLEASE spread the word to all the Cold Ass Artists on the yard! PS: If you are a SUPER FUCKING COLD ARTIST and you would like to “do business” with us, shoot us a kite and an example of your work. If The King likes your style, we will provide you with a person to put on your visitation list and we will contact you regarding some specific items... Q2 2016 KSK 2nd Place Art Contest Winner: Miguel Venegas Connally Unit Texas Q2 2016 KSK 1st Place Art Contest Winner: Justin Scott Scotland Correctional Institution North Carolina Q3 2016 The King’s Royal Gift Shop Info Sheet PO Box 81412 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 (Current as of 6-1-16) (361) 834-5895 Thank you for your interest in and/or purchase from The King’s Royal Gift Shop (TKRGS)! This company was created to provide American Prison Inmates with the best gifts at the best possible prices. TKRGS was born in the mind of the KSK and is only a few weeks old so please forgive us for having such small catalogs. THANK YOU. RULES SUCK: It is YOUR responsibility to know all the rules your Unit mailroom has! Also you should ALWAYS SEND US A SASE BEFORE YOU SEND US ANY MONEY, so that you can get a FREE COPY of our most current flier/price list and catalog! CROWNS ARE HEAVY: “Heavy is the head that wears the crown…” That’s an old saying but it’s very true. It’s hard being the KING in the game. We will never be able to make everyone happy but we will give it our best fuckin’ effort! PLEASE BE PATIENT, WE ARE NOT ROACHES. We will always make damn sure you get what you paid for! WHAT IS A SASE? A “SASE” is a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope. Always use a regular business size envelope and one First Class Stamp. Don’t be scared to ask someone to help you fill out a SASE if you don’t know how! Always send a SASE if you need a response. ROYAL ACCOUNTS (RAs): There are 3 (three) ways to create a RA in your name. 1.) Have your people go to our website and deposit some cash for you. 2.) Shoot cash specifically for a RA to us from your books. 3.) Over pay for something and the left over money will be placed in a RA that we will automatically create for you. In other words you can send $54.00 for a catalog that costs $4.00 and you’ll have $50.00 in “change” placed in a RA for you. The funds in a RA are known as King’s Bucks and once you have a RA you spend that money at any time with ANY of The King’s Royal Companies. It’s your money so spend it when you want and how you want! With a RA all you need to do is send your Order Form directly to us rather than going through a slow process! YOU PICK ‘EM WE SHIP ‘EM! : That’s our motto so you always get to pick what you want and you’ll never get what you don’t. #INMATESAREHUMANSTOO: You’re more than a number to The KSK Group! Each of you has a different story and different needs and desires. We do as much as we can to make you happy but if you have any suggestions regarding what we can do to get better then please hit us up! TRACKING & INSUANCE: All items purchased from TKRL come with FREE TRACKING AND INSURANCE! We can tell you the exact date that your package arrives at your unit and in the event that the book is lost in transit we will replace it for FREE. OUT OF STOCK/DISCONTINUED: Occasionally our suppliers go “out-of-stock” of an item or discontinue it all together. For this reason we ask that you always include items of equal value that we can substitute for your main item in the event that we are unable to find it. If no substitute or alternate choice is listed we will places your funds in a Royal Account that will be created for you. We will then notify you that your item is no longer available and we will ask what you want done with your money. PAYMENT OPTIONS: Facility Checks, Money Orders, and PayPal payments on our website. STAMPS: We accept NEW First Class stamps as payment! Strips or blocks of 2 or more ONLY. We will give you one(1) King’s Buck for every four (4) FCSs you send us. FLOWERS: The pictures of the bouquets in our catalogs are meant to give you a general idea of what’s available. Once you decide on something specific we recommend that you got a price quote from us so that we can contact a florist in the area that you want the flowers delivered. Each Flower Bouquet price quote is $4.00. You’ll need to provide us with the physical address where you want the flowers delivered so that we can give you the most accurate quote possible. ORDER FORMS: Additional copies of our order forms can be obtained by sending us a SASE/request. You can also make your order form by using a blank sheet of paper. Order forms can also be printed out for FREE (along with all of our catalogs) on our website. Due To Market Fluctuations These Prices are Subject to Change ALL PRICES INCLUDE TAX,SHIPPING, TRACKING & INSURANCE! The King’s Royal Gift Shop $144.00 10k Gold 2ct TCW round-cut CZ Solitaire Ring S:5-10 $25.00 Collette Z Sterling Silver Heart ‘I Love You’ ring S:6-9 $465.00 Miadora 1/3ct Parallel Baguette and Round diamonds TW Engagement Ring 10k White Gold S:5-10 $100.00 Two Dozen Red Roses with Vase $80.00 Meadow Flower Bouquet with Vase $70.00 Fields of Europe for Summer with Vase $42.00 Fresh Cucumber Melon Spa Gift Set: $25.00 I Love… Raspberry & Blackberry The Little Box of Love: Bubble Bath Shower Cream $48.00 Lavender Relaxation Spa Gift Basket: Honey stained willow basket, Aromathera- 8.4 oz., Nourishing Body Butter 1.7oz., Sugar Scrub 1.7oz., Glossy Lip Balm .33 oz. and Shower Puff py potpourri, Bath loofah ball, Fizzing bath petals, Black Currant tea, Three (3) inch poured glass candle, Foot file, Lindt Lindor white chocolate bar, 8 ounce Lavender moisturizing body cream,8 ounce Lavender moisturizing bath gel $20.00 Hello Kitty Women’s 3.3 oz. Perfume $62.50 Michael Kors very Hollywood Women’s 3.4 oz. Perfume $31.50 Nicki Minaj Minajesty Women’s 3.4 oz. Perfume $48.00 Alder Creek Chocolate Gift Tower: 5 $50.00 The Gourmet Box of Love: Angelina's $45.00 Alder Creek Gift Baskets Gift Box: Biscotti brothers almond biscotti, 1 Ghirardelli milk and caramel chocolate bar, 4 assorted Ghirardelli chocolate tasting squares, 2 Ghirardelli double chocolate cocoa packets, 1 stand-up bag of creamy devotion chocolate tasting squares Spa Basket, Wooden Massage comb, Reflexology Wood Stick, Back Scrubber Loofah, Aromatherapy Candle, Potpourri, Shower Gel, Bubble Bath -High Gold & Brown Tower filled with Chocolate Truffle Cookies .6 oz., 2 Almond Roca Candy, 3 Ghirardelli Assorted Tasting Squares, 2 Ghirardelli Cocoa Packets, Chocolate Peppermint Cookies 2 oz. & Ghirardelli Milk Sea Salt Brownie Squares 5.3 oz. Sweet Butter Cookies, 1 Large Godiva Chocolate Bar, Godiva Truffles,2 Lindt Truffles, 7 oz. Hershey Kisses, 5 oz. Colossal Pistachios, and 1 Teddy Bear Due To Market Fluctuations These Prices are Subject to Change PO Box 81412 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 (361) 834-5895 $21.00 Palm Beach 1.88 TCW Round CZ Solitaire Engagement Anniversary Ring in 14k Gold Plated Classic CZ S:5-10 $28.00 Kate Bissett Silvertone Clear CZ Crown-style Cocktail Ring S:5-10 $85.00 Vibrant Blooms Bouquet with Vase $75.00 Dozen Kaleidoscope Roses with Vase $65.00 Alder Creek 12 Roses Spa Gift Basket: White Seagrass basket filled with Lauren Nicole bath products; Lauren Nicole Tea Rose Bath Tea .8 oz., Tea Rose Body Cream 4.2 oz., Tea Rose Bubble Bath 9.1 oz., Tea Rose Body Lotion 9.1 oz., Tea Rose Body Scrub 5 oz., Tea Rose Bath Cream 17.2 oz., Tea Rose Bath Salts 6.3 oz., Hand Mitt Body Sponge, Body Sponge, Shower Puff, two Ghirardelli Dark Chocolate Raspberry Tasting Squares $41.00 Victoria’s Secret ‘Very Sexy Dare’ Women’s 2.5 oz. Perfume $55.00 Savory Sophistication Gourmet Gift Basket: Embossed gift tin, zesty cheddar cheese spread, Chamberry French truffles, Mixed deluxe nuts, Three pepper water crackers, Wolfgang puck gourmet coffee, Chocolate caramel cookie crisps, Cranberry harvest fruit medley mix, Dill Seasoned Bavarian pretzel sourdough nuggets, Almond Roca toffee, Creamy salmon spread, 20 Below frozen Hot chocolate caramel mix $35.00 Mango Pears Tub Spa Gift Set: Orange Bath Tub, Shower Gel 5.07 oz., Bubble Bath 5.07 oz., Bath Salt 3.5 oz., Body Lotion 1.7 oz., and Shower Puff $50.00 Givenchy Play Women’s 2.5 oz. Perfume $35.00 Grand Gourmet Gift Basket: Fudge Butter cookies, Port salut cheese, Variety of Bellagio hot cocoas,Nikkis Pantry Butter Toffee Peanuts, Dark chocolate, Ghirardelli caramel square, Chocolate wafer cookies, Nikkis Pantry Yougurt Dipped Pretzels Q3 2016 ORDERING INSTRUCTIONS SHEET PLEASE READ BEFORE SENDING US ANY MONEY... RSNs: If you would like a Rapid Shipping Notification to be sent to you the moment your order is processed and shipped, then PLEASE include a SASE OR an extra $1.00 along with your Order Form. Each RSN will include the number of shots shipped to you, the name of the Office Girl who processed your order, your name, and the date that your order was processed and shipped. If your order does not arrive within 10 to 14 business days from the date on the RSN PLEASE let us know ASAP so we can look into it! Don't want an RSN sent to you? Just don't send a SASE/Extra $1.00 and you won't get one... CATALOGS: OUR CATALOGS ARE ALL FREE TO DOWNLOAD AND PRINT IN COLOR ON OUR WEBSITE KillShotKing.com. So you can have your people print them and shoot them to you! Complete and up-to-date "KSK Fliers" can also be printed out for free on our site in addition to our Order Forms. Our Catalogs never expire so you can order from ANY Catalog today or in 10 years. Our Catalogs come in COLOR for $4.00 (sorry no Stamps are accepted for COLOR Catalogs) and Black/White for $2.00 OR 8 (eight) Forever stamps. Remember that you can always just shoot us a SASE and we’ll shoot you a FREE copy of our most recent and current Flier. Also remember that once you place ONE order with us, we will automatically send you a FREE copy of our new Fliers and Catalogs as soon as we come out with them! ORDER FORMS: Your selections MUST be listed in order from smallest to largest and from left to right. IF YOU LIST THEM OUT OF ORDER YOU'LL BE CHARGED 75¢ A SHOT! If you make your own Order Form you MUST include the number of Total Shots Ordered at the top along with your name, shipping info, amount of $ enclosed and any notes you may have. Use the example on the back of this sheet to help you make your own Order Forms! IF YOU DO NOT DO THESE THINGS, YOU WILL BE CHARGED 75¢ A SHOT. PLEASE follow these instructions and always write clearly. You can add additional info on separate pages if you need to. We understand that some Units and Systems do NOT allow you to make your own hand written Order Forms, so if you need a few just shoot us a SASE and a kite requesting some and we'll shoot them to you ASAP. SHIPPING: We do NOT add any Shipping Charges to the price of our shots and they will always arrive at your Unit in ONE ENVELOPE in 10 to 14 business days from the day we process your order. If you want us to break your order up into several envelopes due to rules regarding how many photos you can get per envelope or how many envelopes you can receive per day, we will charge $2.00 FOR EACH ADDITIONAL ENVELOPE YOU REQUIRE. We will do whatever you need done as long as you write out and explain your specific needs. No CODE WORDS ARE NEEDED ANYMORE! STAMPS: We will accept 50 Stamps for 50 Shots. That means you'll need to buy them in bunches of 50. WE ONLY ACCEPT STRIPS OR BLOCKS OF TWO (2) OR MORE FOREVER STAMPS. We will accept 4 First Class Stamps for one (1) US dollar. In other words, 4 FCSs equal one (1) King’s Buck. Catalogs currently available… KSK #1 396 shots KSK #11 396 shots Mixed Action #1 594 shots KSK #2 396 shots KSK #12 396 shots Mixed Action #2 594 shots KSK #3 396 shots KSK #13 396 shots Mixed Action #3 594 shots KSK #4 594 shots KSK #14 396 shots Mixed Action #4 KSK #5 396 shots KSK #15 396 shots KSK #6 396 shots KSK #16 396 shots KSK #7 KSK #8 KSK #9 396 shots 396 shots 396 shots KSK Action/Topless #1 396 shots 396 shots Other information…. We accept ONLY Money Orders, Facility Checks, and PayPal. NO Personal Checks! As always, Tax and Shipping are included! If you are purchasing a VIP Gift Card, just include a short note letting us know along with your payment. If you are making a purchase WITH your VIP Gift Card, you will also need to include a short note letting us know that as well. We will make you a VIP Gift Card for ANY AMOUNT OVER $10. You can also create a gift card/ spending account by “accidentally” paying too much for your order! Just be sure to “accidentally” pay $10.00 or more too much! Kill Shot King PO Box 81074 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Call us at: (361) 834-5895 **Send us a SASE if you have any questions/comments or need a response. No SASE, no response! Send us "Fan Mail", we love it! Email address: [email protected] Website orders can be placed at: www.killshotking.com Facebook page: www.facebook.com/killshotking Office Hours: Mon-Fri 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM Central Time 10 FREE SHOTS!!! New Customers ONLY 10 FREE SHOTS!!! New Customers ONLY If you have NEVER placed a “regular” order with us, you can use this coupon to receive 10 FREE SHOTS with your first order. If you have purchased a “promo deal” from us in the past using a code word you can still use this coupon! At KillShotKing all our shots are 50¢ each or less. Sales Tax and Shipping are INCLUDED in the price. KSK WAS CREATED BY INMATES FOR INMATES. Always send us a SASE for a FREE copy of our Most Recent flier, price list and catalog before sending us any money. Please write YOUR name, number and address below and have the person who referred you fill out the BACK. If you have NEVER placed a “regular” order with us, you can use this coupon to receive 10 FREE SHOTS with your first order. If you have purchased a “promo deal” from us in the past using a code word you can still use this coupon! At KillShotKing all our shots are 50¢ each or less. Sales Tax and Shipping are INCLUDED in the price. KSK WAS CREATED BY INMATES FOR INMATES. Always send us a SASE for a FREE copy of our Most Recent flier, price list, and catalog before sending us any money. Please write YOUR name, number and address below and have the person who referred you fill out the BACK. ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ 10 FREE SHOTS!!! New Customers ONLY 10 FREE SHOTS!!! New Customers ONLY If you have NEVER placed a “regular” order with us, you can use this coupon to receive 10 FREE SHOTS with your first order. If you have purchased a “promo deal” from us in the past using a code word you can still use this coupon! At KillShotKing all our shots are 50¢ each or less. Sales Tax and Shipping are INCLUDED in the price. KSK WAS CREATED BY INMATES FOR INMATES. Always send us a SASE for a FREE copy of our Most Recent flier, price list, and catalog before sending us any money. Please write YOUR name, number and address below and have the person who referred you fill out the BACK. If you have NEVER placed a “regular” order with us, you can use this coupon to receive 10 FREE SHOTS with your first order. If you have purchased a “promo deal” from us in the past using a code word you can still use this coupon! At KillShotKing all our shots are 50¢ each or less. Sales Tax and Shipping are INCLUDED in the price. KSK WAS CREATED BY INMATES FOR INMATES. Always send us a SASE for a FREE copy of our Most Recent flier, price list, and catalog before sending us any money. Please write YOUR name, number and address below and have the person who referred you fill out the BACK. ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ Referral Information Referral Information If you referred this New Customer, fill in your name, number and address below and we will add this credit to your file. Once you have referred five (5) New Customers, you will receive a 100 shot VIP Gift Card! If you referred this New Customer, fill in your name, number and address below and we will add this credit to your file. Once you have referred five (5) New Customers, you will receive a 100 shot VIP Gift Card! ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ Kill Shot King (361) 834-5895 Kill Shot King (361) 834-5895 PO Box 81074 Office Hours: PO Box 81074 Office Hours: Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Monday thru Friday: Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Monday thru Friday: www.killshotking.com 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM www.killshotking.com 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM Facebook.com/killshotking Central Time Facebook.com/killshotking Central Time Referral Information Referral Information If you referred this New Customer, fill in your name, number and address below and we will add this credit to your file. Once you have referred five (5) New Customers, you will receive a 100 shot VIP Gift Card! If you referred this New Customer, fill in your name, number and address below and we will add this credit to your file. Once you have referred five (5) New Customers, you will receive a 100 shot VIP Gift Card! ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ ______________________________ Kill Shot King (361) 834-5895 Kill Shot King (361) 834-5895 PO Box 81074 Office Hours: PO Box 81074 Office Hours: Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Monday thru Friday: Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Monday thru Friday: www.killshotking.com 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM www.killshotking.com 10:00 AM till 6:00 PM Facebook.com/killshotking Central Time Facebook.com/killshotking Central Time ALL PRICES INCLUDE TAXES AND SHIPPING! PO Box 81422 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 Q3 2016 The King’s Royal Library Info Sheet PO Box 81422 Corpus Christi, TX 78468 (Current as of 6-1-16) (361) 834-5895 Thank you for your interest and/or purchase from The King’s Royal Library (TKRL)! This company was created to provide American Prison Inmates with the best books at the best possible prices. TKRL was born in the mind of the KSK and is only a few months old so please forgive us for having such small catalogs. Soon our “Premium Book Catalog” will have over 20,000 titles to choose from! Please read all the info below BEFORE sending us any money. THANK YOU. CATALOGS: We currently have 2 catalogs available. Our “Free Sample Catalog” can be acquired by sending us a SASE/request. The “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” has over 1,000 USED PAPERBACK BOOKS (all of which are fiction titles by Best Selling Authors) to choose from and the cost is $2.50 or 10 first class stamps (FCS). NEW BOOKS: New hardcover books are labeled as “NHC” while new paperback books are labeled as “NPB”. USED BOOKS: Used hardcover books are labeled as “UHC” while used paperback books are labeled as “UPB”. Please note that 99% of the “Used Books” are in BRAND NEW CONDITON! For this reason the vast majority of the books in our catalogs are used so we can offer you the best possible prices. Almost all of the used books we sell can be purchased new but new books are usually $5.00 to $20.00 more expensive. PRICE QUOTES: If you’d like a price quote on ANY book not in our catalogs we will do 5 quotes for 2 FCSs AND a SASE. Additional groups of 5 price quotes are 2 FCS for each group with NO ADDITIONAL SASEs REQUIRED. So if you’d like 15 quotes you’d send 6 FCSs and 1 SASE. When you request a price quote please be specific about whether you want a new or used book as well as hardcover or paperback book. Also, please leave a space under or beside each book so that we can write in the prices you are requesting. If you are not allowed to send out FCSs or SASEs we will accept $2.00 for each group of 10 price quotes. Price quotes are also available for books in our catalogs as well and we highly recommend getting them BEFORE sending us any money. If you are ordering from an old catalog be aware that due to market fluctuations and other factors the price of books often changes. A price quote will ensure that you have the most up-to-date prices available. SHIPPING & PACKAGES: Shipping is included in ALL our prices. Note that we use services and companies like Amazon to ensure that we can offer you the lowest prices. Because of this many of the books we sell are shipped to you from book sellers other than The King’s Royal Library. This does NOT affect our ability to track packages in any way. When ordering books from our “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” all your books will come to you in one box. But when ordering from other catalogs your books may arrive on separate days and /or in separate packages. TRACKING & INSUANCE: All items purchased from TKRL come with FREE TRACKING AND INSURANCE! We can tell you the exact date that your package arrives at your unit and in the event that the book is lost in transit we will replace it for FREE. RETURNS, REFUNDS & EXHANGES: TKRL does NOT offer returns, refunds nor exchanges. For this reason we implore you to check with your unit to see if a book is allowed in your unit before you purchase it from us as many units/systems have a list of books that are not allowed. We are not responsible for “undeliverable” packages or items that are “returned to sender”. RAPID SHIPPING NOTIFICATION (RSN): RSNs contain the name of the office girl who processed your order the date and time she processed it, the address it was shipped to, a list of each item that was sent and a date that it should arrive. RSNs are free and will be shipped to you the moment we process your order. PAYMENT OPTIONS: Facility Checks, Money Orders, and PayPal payments on our website. STAMPS: We accept NEW First Class stamps as payment! Strips or blocks of 2 or more ONLY. We will give you 1 (one) King’s Buck for every 4 (four) FCS you send us. COOL SHIT: Cool Shit Vol. I is $45.00 including tax, shipping, tracking and insurance. Each book contains 2,000 COLOR 4” x 5 ¼” pictures of “Live Free World” stuff. That’s less than 3¢ a pic! SUBSTITUTIONS: Always include 2 or more alternate book choices when ordering from our “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” in case we run out of the book you want. We will NEVER send you a book you didn’t order but if you don’t include substitutions and we don’t have a book you want then we will place your money in a Royal Account that we will create for you. You’ll then be notified of your new RA balance and then you can tell us what you’d like done with your money. It’s also a good idea to include subs of equal or lesser value for any and all other books in case we can’t find the one you want at our advertised price. RULES SUCK: It is YOUR responsibility to know all the rules your Unit mailroom has! Also you should ALWAYS SEND US A SASE BEFORE YOU SEND US ANY MONEY, so that you can get a FREE COPY of our most current flier/price list and catalog! CROWNS ARE HEAVY: “Heavy is the head that wears the crown…” That’s an old saying but it’s very true. It’s hard being the KING in the game. We will never be able to make everyone happy but we will give it our best fuckin’ effort! PLEASE BE PATIENT, WE ARE NOT ROACHES. We will always make damn sure you get what you paid for! WHAT IS A SASE? A “SASE” is a Self-Addressed Stamped Envelope. Always use a regular business size envelope and one First Class Stamp. Don’t be scared to ask someone to help you fill out a SASE if you don’t know how! Always send a SASE if you need a response. ROYAL ACCOUNTS (RAs): There are 3(three) ways to create a RA in your name. 1.) Have your people go to our website and deposit some cash for you. 2.) Shoot cash specifically for a RA to us from your books. 3.) Over pay for something and the left over money will be placed in a RA that we will automatically create for you. In other words you can send $54.00 for a catalog that costs $4.00 and you’ll have $50.00 in “change” placed in a RA for you. The funds in a RA are known as King’s Bucks and once you have a RA you spend that money at any time with ANY of The King’s Royal Companies. It’s your money so spend it when you want and how you want! With a RA all you need to do is send your Order Form directly to us rather than going through a slow process! YOU PICK ‘EM WE SHIP ‘EM! : That’s our motto so you always get to pick what you want and you’ll never get what you don’t #INMATESAREHUMANSTOO: You’re more than a number to The KSK Group! Each of you has a different story and different needs and desires. We do as much as we can to make you happy but if you have any suggestions regarding what we can do to get better then please hit us up! ORDER FORMS: Additional copies of our order forms can be obtained by sending us a SASE/request. You can also make your order form by using a blank sheet of paper. Order forms can also be printed out for FREE (along with all of our catalogs) on our website. LARGE ORDER DISCOUNTS: These discounts do NOT apply to books from the “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” but DO apply to ALL other books from our catalogs as well as our price quotes. $15.00 off 9 books, $20.00 off 12 books, $25.00 off 15 and five additional dollars off each additional 3 books. So if you order 36 books you get a $60.00 discount! Nice right? :) CHEAP ASS USED BOOK CATAOG: All books in our “Cheap Ass Used Book Catalog” are used paperback fiction titles by various bestselling authors. Pricing is as follows: Any 2 books for $6.50; 4 for $12.00; 6 for $15.50: 8 for $18.00 and $2.50 for each book you order after your first 8. Note that ALL our prices INCLUDE TAX AND SHIPPING! Due To Market Fluctuations These Prices are Subject to Change ALL PRICES INCLUDE TAXES AND SHIPPING! The King’s Royal Library Due To Market Fluctuations These Prices are Subject to Change PO Box 81422 Corpus Christi, TX 78468