October - San Luis Coastal Unified School District
Transcription
October - San Luis Coastal Unified School District
Krissie Miller Guest Reporter Krissie Miller says farewell to Mr. Osborne Rather than printing an article on the resignation of choir teacher Paul Osborne, Expressions has decided to print the speech given by sophomore Krissie Miller at Osborne’s fifth-period goodbye party: Mr. Osborne. Who was he really? Sure, he was a teacher, a friend, an artist. Although I knew that much, I never fully saw Mr. Osborne until Friday, the day of his resignation. He had told us on the Tuesday before of his plans to make a new direction in his life. I was in disbelief. How could this man who I thought I would see until high school was no more, be leaving before me? How could this Friday be the last with his large eyebrows, suede shoes, and argyle sweaters? How could it be? That thought kept ringing in my ear when he spoke the words, “I’ve decided to resign from this position.” In the room was Mr. O’Connor who was explaining to us what happens next. I heard glimpses of future choral plans, but my head was filled with loud sounds, and my eyes were filled with tears. If Mr. Osborne was leaving, why? Why? Why” Why? For a short moment I had a selfish thought that it was because of me. After walking around outside for half of the period, I walked into his office where many red eyed girls were sitting around him. I took a seat, and I heard him say, “Hi Krissie.” What do I say? Hello? Goodbye? A few days past before it was Friday. I went to fifth period as soon as I was out of fourth, where I soon found streamers and parting decorations hanging amongst the choir room walls. Mr. Osborne was dressed in attire for the occasion: a boa, party hat, and sparkly guitar shaped sun glasses. I laughed because you can’t be sad at that. That whole period is something that I will keep with me forever. Whether it was the man who I had thought was made of stone, showing puffy eyes and a damp face, or the fact that we were all together, something showed to me that Mr. Osborne was more than I thought he was. I don’t know if I will ever see choir the same way. I don’t know if anyone will ever get over him not having a guest appearance every day when school is winding down. Will choir ever be the same without him? No. But I’m not going to try to make it the same with him gone. He was a spectacular man; my only regret was not knowing it sooner. He said on Friday, “Choir is a family.” And we are. We really are. He changed me. I thought I knew music before I knew him, but he showed me and all of choir what music really means. He showed us that whenever times were getting hard, to stick with choir, because it might be the only thing that will get you through. For those of you who never got to meet this man, he wasn’t exactly what he seemed. You needed to dig deeper, and soon enough, you saw him. Some might disagree with me, but that was my experience with Mr. Osborne. Just like music he had a hidden motivation, to change us for the better. of the [Homecoming] floats and concentrate on other things,” said the ASB advisor Jim Johnson. The powderpuff games will therefore be the week before Homecoming so we are “not distracted from it.” Breakfast Club, a morning where students invite teachers to breakfast, has been postponed until further notice. “We won’t be doing our traditional rally the Monday of Homecoming week…I can’t tell you what will take its place this year, but I promise it will be fun,” said junior Elizabeth Trujillo, the ASB Social Chair who is in charge of Homecoming. Trujillo elaborated that the Homecoming Court nomination process would be changing this year, “in hopes to try and widen the range of students representing our school.” There will be ten boys and ten girls from each grade on the final ballot, excluding seniors. Voting for seniors will take place the Tuesday of Homecoming week at lunch. Ali Duval, ASB’s senior class president and student officer in charge of powderpuff, likes that the games have been moved up in the schedule, “It gives us more time to work on making it a really fun event without being distracted by all the other stress of Homecoming week.” And as for administrative intervention on Homecoming, “There have been no requests from the administration as to what changes should be made for Homecoming week or the Homecoming dance. All of our changes have been internal and the students make them collaboratively,” said Johnson. Trujillo elaborated that, “Administration will have a role in our dances but there is not much change they’ll be enforcing as long as we are ensuring student safety.” Student safety has always been an administrative priority in regard to dances. “The night of the dance you should expect something incredible. We have a great DJ and an even better group of people in ASB dedicated to making your night memorable,” said Trujillo. Charlie Moore People Page Editor Dean Nick Frost. The new system is put into place to help prevent crimes before they happen, and is available to students from seven a.m. to three p.m. on weekdays. Officer Schaffer said of the new system “We hope this will stop anything that will cause harm to or on the campus.” Senior David Thoresen said in defense of the new system, “That would be a great way to keep dirty dopers and criminals off our campus.” On the other end of the argument is Sophomore Bailey Maher who said, “I don’t think it will be useful because people will feel like they’re just telling on the person.” Students who are facing life threatening situations or medical emergencies should still call 911, and any student who needs help should dial (805) 467-SAFE. Photo by Scott Nairne ASB CHANGES HOMECOMING: What’s new this year? Carolyn Amir News Page Editor We can expect a very different Homecoming week at San Luis Obispo High School this fall. Changes in scheduling and placement of events will be more abundant than changes to the dance itself. The differences are mostly in the order of events. Instead of all being in one week, the major events will be spread out so “we [Associated Student Body members] have more time to improve the quality OCTOBER IS LGBTQ HISTORY MONTH Randy Reynaga Staff Reporter Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender (LGBT) History month is observed in October. Conceived in 1994 by high school teacher Rodney Wilson, LGBT History Month thrusts the spotlight upon various lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, and questioning (LGBTQ) icons. The official website, LgbtHistoryMonth.com, features the profile of a different icon every day. Two presidents of the San Luis Obispo High School Gay Straight Alliance (GSA) Club—junior Kieren Netzley and junior Cameron Chapman-Pinto—offered their insights on LGBT History Month. “I feel like it’s not widely publicized enough,” remarked Chapman-Pinto, who was previously unaware of its existence. “I think it’s important. . . I feel like it’s something that isn’t typically addressed,” said Netzley. Other traditions occurring during October make it the ideal month for this celebration. For instance, National Coming Out Day is October 11. Spirit Day, which calls for the nation to wear purple in support of bullied LBGTQ youth, is on October 20, and was inaugurated after the suicide of Tyler Clementi in 2010. October is also the birth-month of several historically significant events. The National March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights on October 14, 1979, and the murder of gay teen Matthew Shepard on October 12, 1998 are a few examples. On September 30 of this year, missing the October mark by only a day, Governor Jerry Brown signed SB1172, making California the first state to ban sexual orientation change therapy on teens. The bill affirms that “being lesbian, gay, or bisexual is not a disease” and that professionals “have recognized this fact for nearly 40 years.” The therapies are known to induce “depression, anxiety, and self-destructive behavior.” Although the bill won’t come into effect until January 1, 2013, its legislation marks a hopeful beginning to this years’ LGBT History Month. Sources: lgbthistorymonth.com, glaad.org, leginfo.legislature. ca.gov SAFE TIPS HOTLINE TO HELP STOP BULLYING As of October first, San Luis Obispo High school has implemented a “tip-off” hotline. This is a phone number that students can text to inform school officials of possible crimes, depression, or other nonlife threatening issues. All tip-offs are sent directly to the School Resource Officer Tim Schaffer and We miss you Dr. Chandler: A follow-up on our recycling friend Julia Donath Staff Reporter San Luis Obispo High School’s recycling volunteer, Dr. Everett Chandler, has been absent from school for the past few months due to a stroke. He has been working at SLOHS for over eleven years, and many staff members and students are saddened by his absence. “He was very sweet, he always walked up to the window in the administration office to say hello and collect cans,” said Senior Secretary Joy Golin. Golin is not the only staff member who is saddened by Chandler’s incident; Science teacher Mr. Phillips, a dear friend of Chandler’s, is very dismayed by his absence. Dr. Chandler also donated thousands of dollars to SLOHS, and staff members are thankful for his generosity. “He wanted to make sure that no student went without on our campus” said principal Leslie O’Connor. O’Connor doubts that the 92-year old man will return to SLOHS because he needs time to recover. He is unsure of his current condition. However, according to Arlene Chandler, Chandler’s wife, his stroke was minor, but he probably won’t return to SLOHS. 2 News October 23, 2012 Three Banners Stolen Editor: Carolyn Amir iPhone 5 has just arrived Annie McNulty Staff Reporter On Friday October 5, while the San Luis Obispo High School football team was away at Pioneer Valley, three of the banners advertising local businesses Franks, Moondoggies, and Dick’s Sporting Goods were stolen from the SLOHS football field. Principal Leslie O’Connor said in reference to the event: “Really?” Not only had the businesses advertisments been supporting our school, but the banners cost a lot to make. SLOHS is offering $100 to anyone who has valuable information as to where the banners are, and O’Connor urges students to “step up and do the right thing.” Information on the location of the banners or their return will be treated with a no questions asked policy, as administration is more concerned with getting them back than punishment. Anyone who has information regarding the banners should talk to principal O’Connor, athletic director Jeff Brandow, or anyone in administration to potentially receive the $100 reward. Breast cancer month begins Teagan Griffith Arts and Entertainment Editor National Breast Cancer Awareness Month is made possible by an assortment of national public service organizations, professional medical associations, and government agencies working together to promote breast cancer awareness. Since it was created in 1985, deaths from breast cancer have declined greatly. Breast cancer has affected students and faculty at San Luis Obispo High School as well. Senior Darla Berkfeld, whose mother has breast cancer, said, “It is nice to see that people care and support breast cancer awareness, and it is really cool that a whole month is dedicated to it.” Although October is designated as National Breast Cancer Awareness Month, NBCAM is dedicated to raising awareness and educating individuals about breast cancer throughout the year. Today, we remain dedicated to educating and empowering women to take charge of their own breast health. Source: Nbcam.org Cartoon by Staff Reporter Kendra Lewis In With the New: iPhone 5 outcompetes many of its competitors. Kendra Lewis Staff Reporter More than five million iPhone 5s have been sold over the past three weeks, according to Wall Street Journal columnist Steven Russolillo. But in relation to sales numbers of previous models, the numbers are not so impressive, Nicholas Carlson, a columnist at businuessinsider.com suggests. Between the sales of older models like the 3GS and the iPhone 4, sales grew 70 percent. And between the 4 and 4s, sales nearly doubled that increasing to 135 percent. Students link the decreased sales numbers to the iPhone’s dwindling relevance and Apple’s status as a mega corporation, no longer an “indie” company. “The Apple Company is full jerks,” Tech club member junior Dan Cunningham said. “All they do is sue everyone. Apple is stupid.” Senior Zoltan Shapiro, an Apple product user, suggested the iPhone 5 was released too early and should have undergone more rigorous user testing. “Their [Apple’s] engineers are some of the best in the world,” Shapiro said. “The iPhone 5 is an engineering marvel, though some extra software testing and quality control would help it.” Shapiro also mentioned Steve Jobs’s ties to the project as it was rumored that this was the last piece of Apple technology he helped design before his death. Apple will still be a leading company they probably won’t do as well without Steve Jobs. Independent of opinions on the new iPhone, the phone’s status as a cultural mainstay at San Luis Obispo High School remains intact. Senior Kaj Maloney conveyed his iPhone 5 ownership experience after renewing his iPhone contract and buying the 5. “It’s rad,” said Maloney. Sources: Apple.com Businessinsider.com Tiger News Network airs Photo by Staff Reporter Tess Goodnowoot Good Morning SLOHS: Students work to broadcast the daily bulletin and other television projects. Tess Goodnowott Staff Reporter San Luis Obispo High School’s Regional Occupation Program (ROP) Video Production class has been breathing life into their latest new endeavor, the Tiger News Network (TNN). TNN will broadcast the daily bulletin live once a week, beginning on Monday October 22. TNN, run by a class of 12 students, offers broadcasting experience and allows students to creatively express themselves. The control room for broadcasting is utilized only by the ROP Video Production students. Locked away in SLOHS’s Business wing room 506 is a fully-equipped broadcasting studio and control room. The rooms include wireless radios, three Cannon cameras with teleprompters, microphones, and a whole slew of computers. One of these computers, the Tricaster, has green screen capacities and controls which camera is on-air or not. ROP Video Production teacher Cherie Jones remarked, “We have two 24 inch Mac Computers in the control room. These computers are only for the use by the people of TNN.” All this high-tech equipment is fully utilized by these students, many of whom have dreams of broadcasting futures. Senior Jessica Slate wants to be an ESPN broadcaster for sports. She likes learning the “behind the scenes stuff and not just the communications.” Slate, and others, will be helping to broadcast the bulletin starting October 22. People will be able to check out a pre-programmed entertainment show on the County Office of Education channel, or COETV, chan- nel 19. You can find the schedule on the Education Technology Center’s site, www.etcportal.org, where you can also check out a live stream. This pre-programmed show will also be created and broadcasted by the students of the ROP Video Production class. “When I was a mere zygote, I dreamed of the day when I could turn on my tele and find the pride of my high school,” said junior Kieren Netzley. And now she can, either through a live stream found on the ETC portal, or on television. October 23, 2012 News 3 Editor: Carolyn Amir 805 ladies get blasted Alison Hart Business Manager Recently a Facebook page entitled “805 Hoes on Blast” was of public interest in San Luis Obispo County. The page featured pictures of girls from various high schools around the 805 region with different offensive captions representing why that girl is a “hoe.” People would upload photos of teenage girls in the San Luis Obispo area, especially Lompoc, and tag them with captions that were incriminating and sexually offensive. Some of the girls have spoken out against the cyber-attacks, and parents and police are taking measures to ensure that the page is not allowed back up on Facebook. The page was taken down Thursday September 13, 2012 “cause people threatened to call the cops,” according to an administrator of the page. The page has a history of inconsistent deactivation and reactivation on a day to day basis. The administrator of the page has apologized saying, “sorry for post- Photo Courtesy of Facebook ing this on fb [Facebook] i know i did wrong so i am so sorry im just a no life that wanted to get some likes.” The site has gotten attention from KCOY news station on the Central Coast as well as various newspapers and other news sources. Other pages have branched off of this Blast page. There is now an “805 cats on blast” as well as an “805 Hot Guys On Blast.” Source: KCOY.com Photo Courtesy of Facebook Hoes on Blast: Pictured above left is the group picture and right is the kitty take-off version. SLOHS gets a therapist Maddie Stratton Staff Reporter Melody Myrick, new school therapist, works every Tuesday in the Counseling Office at San Luis Obispo High School. She works with at-risk youth who may be struggling with drug and alcohol issues, dysfunctional families or relationships, and everything inbetween. “…Most of the issues stream or start with a problem with the family,” said Myrick. “At San Luis High, I probably have about twenty kids already for an eight hour day. It’s not preferable because I’d like to spend an hour with everybody [I see], so I have to stagger them throughout the month and bring them in during class periods,” said Myrick. Myrick also works at Nipomo and Arroyo Grande High Schools, where she estimates that she sees, “…anywhere from fifty to seventy kids during a heavy week.” Most of her students have either signed up for an appointment or API scores improve John-o Roberts Staff Reportor San Luis Obispo High School’s state testing scores have gone up since last year. Only 35 percent of schools in California are meeting the federal requirements, and SLOHS falls within this minority. But this is not our only achievement; the state reports that the overall Academic Performance Index (API) score for all students in the state is 788, and in San Luis Obispo County the overall API score is 822. The API score of SLOHS last year was 824, and this year saw a total increase of six points leading to a score of 830. While students met the school-wide API target, there were state required subgroups that were not met, along with AYP (or Adequate Yearly Progress) which is the level given by the state that needs to be met. Principal Leslie O’Connor praised all students and teachers for their hard work towards the successful test scores. O’Connor also encourages all students to give it their all this year, and to take it seriously “…[I hope that] our students continue to take them [tests] seriously and show the community the quality education that they receive from our teachers at SLOHS,” said O’Connor When asked about the test score rise, Senior Matt Teel said, “…it’s probably due to the recent implementation of the TruMoo milk and lowered prices of Curious George fruit snacks.” Source: Sanluisobispo.com have been brought there by referral. She is available from 8:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. “Unfortunately, I already have a waiting list,” said Myrick. Not only does Myrick work with high school teens, she also gives guidance to adults and even senior citizens. “I don’t tell people what to do; I don’t try to fix anyone. All I do is hold up the mirror so they can see where their strengths are, where their gifts are, and where they may need to alter their course.” Photo Courtesy of Facebook Lookin’ Good: A man from a “Blast” take-off page poses. Society’s Mirror: New counselor Melonie Myrick helps students. 4 Editor: Avery Candelario Opinion Who needs class rank? Tianna Shockley Staff Reporter College application season has begun, and as a senior, I was recently handed my transcript during an application meeting. There in small, black font were two words followed by a number stating “Class Rank.” My Advanced Placement English class instantly began comparing ranks (as the competitive bunch we are), and I couldn’t help but feel rather inferior to those whose number was better than mine. I soon hid my score as to not give myself a complex; but in the back of my mind I began to wonder: what is the point? The class ranking system had always been a confusing process to me until I recently got it clarified. To put it in simple terms, the class rank is based on “your overall weighted G.P.A. for all four years except classes without letter grades [such as reduced day],” said counselor Jennifer Sheridan. So what exactly is your number for? It is mainly used to pick valedictorian and applications for private colleges. To me it seems rather unfair that I am considered beneath certain peers because I would rather take Newspaper or Design, which will not boost my Grade Point Average, unlike those who stack their schedule with five AP’s. Senior Mary Andino seemed to share my feelings when she said “It’s how you play the system.” However, others disagree, such as junior Jessey Fauria who said; “I think that it’s useful to know where you stand in a group of your peers with the same academic opportunities as you.” It’s not that I think we should abolish the class rank. It is important to recognize a valedictorian. But maybe students shouldn’t know what their rank is until graduation. This way all the unnecessary competition and hurt feelings will be nonexistent. You vs. College: An endless struggle Julia Donath Staff Reporter Applying for college is the most stressful part of most students’ lives. College haunted me even in elementary school after being told countless times that I was going to be a “failure in life” for forgetting simple assignments. Pressures to be infallible followed me through middle school, where doing poorly on one test convinced me I wouldn’t get into college. In the past, the thought of applying for college was terrifying; now, the thought is soon to become a reality. Sophomore Kelly McGuire, an Dorothy Monza Staff Reporter SLO kids walking slow Picture by Dorothy Monza Johno-O Roberts Staff Reporter The “slow-walker” is a commonly encountered animal in the SLOHS hallway wilderness, and is constantly in groups of two or more. These wild packs roam their way from class to class, splitting off one by one or remaining as a whole until they reach their designated room of learning. I am not against friendship; please do not get me wrong. But when these groups make a line of four people in a four-person wide hallway, they officially earn my respect as a worthy foe. In my mind you are all thinking, “Quick, let us form a wall to annoy and further delay this fellow classmate. He will try to pass but we will make him awkwardly stand there and listen to our conversation! MWAHAHAHAHA!” I have no hatred towards these ci- vilians as people themselves, but I loathe them as the hallway-clogging monsters they are, moving at tortoise’s pace. I feel like I am walking behind Grandmothers who think they’re at Bingo. If walking and talking with your friends is making you too slow, why not invest in a wheelchair, or a body-builder to carry you around and throw your body where you please! I honestly could give less of a fecal matter about how you do it, just as long as you find a way to speed up your feet and decrease your group size. There is no need for a wall, there are no Huns or Mongols trying to invade your land. Please, just listen to what I have to say; or next time I catch you I will politely ask you to put your walker in reverse, and go eat your hard candy somewhere else. auspicious student who is currently taking all possible honors and Advanced Placement classes, for sophomore year, is one of many students who are subject to the enormous stresses of trying to get into college. She has little interest in several of her classes and clubs, but she participates in them only to appeal to colleges. “Everything I do is to get into college,” said McGuire. If college wasn’t so demanding, McGuire says that she wouldn’t feel pressured to participate in uninteresting classes. McGuire believes that preparing for college induces stress on a ridiculous level, causing students to fret about relatively small ordeals. “If something goes wrong, then you freak out because you think it’s going to affect everything about your life from then on,” said McGuire. High school is supposed to be a time to experiment, but sometimes this isn’t possible because our interests don’t always coincide with the expectations of colleges. Many students destroy their high school experiences by drowning themselves in AP classes and uninteresting activities. The classes you take now will shape you as a person, and that should be more important than a school. Don’t quit before you’ve started JOHN-O-MATIC: Students Block the Halls: Various students walk and talk...but they just can’t seem to do it fast, leaving the rest of us frustrated and late to class. 19 October, 2012 Planning to Fail: Junior Owen Goode demonstrates how a bad outlook will only bring failure. Our generation is increasingly pessimistic and unmotivated, and it might be hurting us in the long run. It’s a scientific fact that positive people live more positive lives; they’re happier, healthier, and live longer. Eliminating stress and negative thinking from your life will lower rates of depression, and even reduce risk of death from cardiovascular disease. It’s true that not everyone who tries for something succeeds. But if you never try, then you’ll definitely fail. We sabotage ourselves by saying, “I’ll never get into college,” “I won’t make the team anyways,” or “so and so would never date me.” We quit before we’ve even started. “When I think something is going to be hard I automatically assume I can’t do it, and am too afraid to try,” said sophomore Kelsi Bonzi. The best way to combat negativity is to meet new situations with an open mind. Be willing to try new things even if the possibility of failure scares you. These days, it’s cool to act indifferent and apathetic. But there is nothing wrong with setting clear goals for yourself, and believing you can accomplish them. “I’ve always been competitive and never considered giving up on something just because it was a challenge. That’s why the basketball season my freshman year was so difficult. We only won one game. But we didn’t give up. We managed to get a new coach and restart our program. It’s important to remember that even if a win gets taken from you, nothing can ever take away your fight and pride. It can only make you stronger,” said junior Jessica Judge. Buddha had it right when he said, “The mind is everything, what we think, we become.” So start picturing yourself where you want to be and it will only be a matter of time until you get there. SLOHS Expressions Staff 2012-2013 Editorial Staff The paper is printed on recycled Editor-in-Chief: Front paper by University Graphics Sys- Reporting Staff Clare Duffy tems, Cal Poly SLO. Editor-in-Chief: Feature Sam Tomac News/Science and Technology Editor Carolyn Amir Health/Sports Editor Calico Randall Opinion Editor Avery Candelario People Editor Charlie Moore Arts/Entertainment Editor Teagan Griffith Back Page Editor Kat Soll Business Manager Alison Hart www.ugs.CalPoly.edu The Expressions staff welcomes letters to the editor. Letters must be signed by the author(s) and delivered to room 505 or emailed to [email protected]. Expressions will publish only legally protected speech, following legal definitions of libel, obscenity, and invasion of privacy. The editorial board reserves the right to edit all material for length, grammar, and potential libel. The staff will refrain from printing stories which may disrupt school activities. Karaline Bridgeford Julia Donath Tess Goodnowott Kendra Lewis Annie McNulty Drew Minnoch Dorothy Monza Randy Reynaga John-O Roberts Loreina Rosales Tianna Shockley Randolph Slocum Maddie Stratton Adviser Scott Nairne 19 October, 2012 Opinion 5 Editor: Avery Candelario Staff Editorial: Go to Homecoming, you will have Expressions Staff Cartoon By Maddie Stratton Homecoming Monster Mash: Even Monsters have a blast at Homecoming...go and join this goulish fun! School can be a terribly monotonous place after a few stationary years here. As students (especially seniors) long for the complete liberation that only graduation can bring, we can tend to be a bit negative about, well, every single aspect of school. But in Expressions’ opinion, it doesn’t have to be this way, and it absolutely shouldn’t. There are various enjoyable things to do at this school, so why not simply appreciate them? And let’s face it, we will never even make it to graduation if we don’t just stick it out and enjoy the little things. Things which, quite frankly, can be immensely fun and even pretty ful- filling. One of the most underrated events coming up is the Homecoming Dance. We at Expressions can’t tell you how many times we hear complaints about how “dumb” the school dance is, when in reality most of the school shows up, and most certainly has a great time. And why should we like it? One, the Associated Student Body works hard on it, and tries to make us, the student body, happy. So let’s cut the negativity and reap the benefits of their hard work. Two, Homecoming isn’t a couple’s dance. You know what that means—no awkward and worried asking, and no waiting, waiting, waiting—you just go with a big fun group of people you love. Yes! Three, you get to dance! Get those endorphins pumping, connect with people, even exercise. An added bonus: even when you’re a sweaty mess afterwards, no one cares because they’re all sweaty too. It’s like one big community of dirty togetherness. Four, if dancing just isn’t your thing, then at least it’s an excuse to get fancy and hang out with your friends…and if you don’t like that, well then you had better just check yourself, because you’ve got bigger problems. “There’s a fire burning on the dance floor,” so come on, “ just dance.” We will be there! Diablo Disaster ... What would you do? The thought of a nuclear emergency at Diablo Canyon Nuclear Power Plant is terrifying and potentially could be a serious problem. It’s no wonder we have so many emergency drills for them, but Expressions wanted to know what students at San Luis Obispo High School would really do if there was a nuclear disaster at Diablo, so we surveyed one class from each grade. Here are the results: Freshmen The Question: What would you do if there was a nuclear emergency at Diablo Canyon? Juniors Seniors Sophomores Results compiled by staff reporters Julia Donath and Kendra Lewis Pizza is NOT a vegetable Calico Randall Sports and Health Editor The American stereotype is that we are all fat, right? We make fun of this daily, but it’s true. The government talks about fixing America’s obesity problem, starting with the children, but Congress has now counted pizza as a vegetable. “This agreement ensures that students may continue to enjoy healthy meals such as pizza and pasta,” said Kraig Naasz, president of the American Frozen Food Institute. Healthy? In the average medium cheese pizza, there are 2,389 calories, compared to the maximum of 2,000 calories that you should intake daily. And most of these calories are from an unhealthy source. Most high schoolers can inhale half a pizza, meaning that meal is close to all of the calories you need daily. And this is considered healthy? What I don’t understand is why we would just go along with this. Besides the fact that students can now become obese from a ‘vegetable,’ this is completely corrupt! Pizza companies are now making even more money than they already were for selling this ‘vegetable’ to schools. And they’re earning more money because the government didn’t want to have to pay for actually healthy meals for schools. Apparently, we students just aren’t worth the little money it would take to provide healthy meals. If anybody doesn’t know, Congress passed this to save money. Schools can now feed students “vegetables” and spend as little as possible. In my opinion, they probably did this so that more money can go towards the military, because that’s what we want, right? We all think that not enough money goes to the military! It’s a good thing that the government is cutting school and health care funds, but not cutting the military’s budget, because I was really worried about the lack of money going to the military. Not. How about we focus on schools and the country’s youth? Because someday we’re going to be in control and as of right now, I don’t think that most Americans are even “physically capable” of governing this country… Sources: Calories-In-Foods.com Cartoon by Kendra Lewis 6 Editor: Charlie Moore People 19 October, 2012 Meet the Netzley Siblings Randolph Slocum Staff Reporter High school is dramatic in itself, add in family issues and it becomes oh-so entertaining. This issue we interviewed the Netzley duo, junior Kieren Netzley and freshman Carter Netzley, check them out! Junior Kieren Netzley Expressions: What fictional character is your brother most like? Netzley: “Pizza the Hut from Space Balls because he’s so gross that I wish he would eat himself to death.” Expressions: Describe your brother with three words that end in -ly. Netzley: “Uggggh-ly, really?. Expressions: What is your brother’s most annoying habit? Netzley: “He’ll come into my room and try to snuggle with me. It’s pretty gross.” Expressions: What is your brother’s biggest fear? Netzley: “That I’ll stop loving him.” Expressions: Which era of time would your brother best fit into? Netzley: “Year one because he’s pretty much a cave man. He practices eating with his feet. He’d fit in well.” Expressions: What was your brother like when he were little? Netzley: “He used to go up on the coffee table in his underwear and dance to Spice Girls. He still does this in his Speedo. I guess he hasn’t changed much.” Freshman Carter James Netzley Expressions: What fictional character is your sibling most like? Netzley: “Captain Random because SLOHS height spectrum exposed Calico Randall Sports Editor Expressions: How tall are you? Ross Warden: Six feet and nine inches, give or take a few fractions of an inch. Sam Moore: About four feet and nine inches. Expressions: What are some benefits your height? Warden: There’s a lot of demand for sports that require tall people, and I don’t have to worry about asking someone to get something down from a high shelf. Moore: I can squeeze in through small spaces. And apparently people think I’m cute. Expressions: What are some down- falls to your height? Warden: Small doors, low branches, and most cars. Moore: It’s really annoying when people ask me “How old are you?” And they always call me a preschooler and stuff. Expressions: How long have you been this tall? Warden: My first growth spurt was when I was four, and basically since fourth grade I’ve been taller than everyone. Moore: Since about seventh grade. Expressions: When was your last noticeable growth spurt? Warden: Between eighth grade and freshman year. Moore: Seventh grade. everything she does is random!” Expressions: Describe your sibling with three words that end in –ly. Netzley: “Fantastically, unusually, unicornlikely.” Expressions: What is your sister’s most annoying habit? Netzley: “She smells everything after she touches it. She’s always sniffing.” Expressions: What is your sister’s biggest fear? Netzley: “Traveling back in time and getting eaten by dinosaurs, especially triceratops.” Expressions: Which era of time would your sister best fit in? Netzley: “The seventies. Not only does she like wearing a ton of jewelry, she also is an avid believer in leg warmers.” Expressions: What is the meanest thing your sister has ever done to you? Netzley: “She once bit my face. She pinned me down one day and just went for it and bit my face.” John-O Roberts and Clare Duffy Staff Reporter and Front Editor High school can be a tricky place to navigate. Luckily, Clare and John-O are here to give you advice! Photo by Randolph Slocum SLOHS gets new director Carolyn Amir News Editor Kate Stephens has taken over as Drama Club advisor and Theater teacher at San Luis Obispo High School. The club’s first production of the year, “The Importance of Being Earnest,” led by Stephens, will bring several changes to how the club is run. In previous years, students in the photo by Randolph Slocum Need Advice? Ask Dr. John-O Handsome Pants and Clare Duff club chose what play they would do. Now, decisions like these will be made by Stephens because, according to her, “They wanted to take the same things students had been doing in years before and have me do them.” The scheduling for production preparation has also been altered. The rehearsals are shorter and there are none on Tuesdays or weekends so that “it will be easier for students to concentrate on other things like homework,” said Stephens. Junior Kieren Netzley, Drama Club member and an actress in the upcoming production, remarked, “We’re all really happy that Mrs. Stephens is making our practices shorter and less often. Last year’s production schedule was really challenging.” Q: I’m a senior and I want to enjoy my senior year, but I’m new this year and I have no friends. What should I do? Dr. John-o Handsome Pants: Friends are unacceptable. They are key to your downfall, and will only drag you down. Sharing your problems with each other? Please. Why would you waste your time on making friends, when you could be plotting for world domination? If that is too much for you, why not adopt a couple dozen cats? Or you could horde your neighbor’s empty coffee cups, release a solo xylophone album covering the hits of Michael Jackson, or develop an unhealthy obsession with My Little Pony. Whatever your plan is, always remember that Ben and Jerry’s can cure anything. Live long and prosper, Bronies. Clare Duff: Who needs friends? There are plenty of ways to enjoy your senior year whilst being anti-social. Do a fabulous job on your college applications, and daydream about getting the heck out of San Luis Obispo…the time will come soon enough. College2012Night @Cuesta Students, your future is bright – if you plan it right! Here’s how: Come to College Night! >> 50 colleges & universities >> UCs & CSUs. Local options >> Free workshops too DoN’t miss out! Monday, Nov. 5, 2012 • 6 - 8 pm Cuesta College SLO campus, Rm 5401 Photo by Calico Randall Pint Sized versus Tallest GuyWarden looks down upon Moore. Hosted by: NeeD a riDe? FRee RTA bus service w/ student ID http://www.sloccf.org/ Editor: Charlie Moore People 7 19 October 2012 Photo by Sam Tomac Befriending The Elderly: Pictured above from left to right, seniors Darrell Wulff, Nick Pelkey, Lindsey O’Halloran, Cole Robbins, Cole Stephenson, Shade Ruston, and Avery Candelario ger their work faces on. Las Brisas: Why does everyone work there? Sam Tomac Editor-in-Chief Finding a job is hard. Luckily, there’s Las Brisas Retirement Community where an unusually large number of San Luis Obispo High School students through the years have labored after school. We talked to seniors Lindsey O’Halloran, Cole Stephenson, and Shade Ruston to see what they had to say about their jobs at Las Brisas. Expressions: What do you do at Las Brisas? Lindsey O’Halloran: I serve food, drinks, and I also bus and set tables. Cole Stephenson: I’m a server. Shade Ruston: Server. Expressions: How long have you worked here? O’Halloran: About nine months. Stephenson: One year and six months. Ruston: Since June of this year. Expressions: Favorite part of working at Las Brisas? O’Halloran: Everyone works there. Stephenson: Old people. Ruston: My mom likes it, and I make bank (except not really). Expressions: What’s the hardest part? O’Halloran: Having to remember when you work. Students delve into the philosophical Kendra Lewis Staff Reporter What recent philosophical thought have you currently conjured from the depths of your mind? Mr. Oscar Wilde, is ‘Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.’ Though one may be able to control the actions to other people, everyone is responsible for their own happiness.” Sophomore Nick D’Acri: “Often I ask myself why people act the way they do. I feel that in our adolescent years we are still trying to discover who we are as individuals. At school I see people, people who I once knew in some seemingly distant land and place in time, but are now mere strangers. I see people who were once close companions, but now act as though we have never come in contact before. I see people, who act in ways that are not truthful to whom they really are as individuals. And to this I ask myself, why it is that people neglect to recognize the obvious presence of fellow human beings who, at one point in time, played a major role in the happiness of their life, whether they may be lost friends, or perhaps lost themselves? All I can say, in words which are not even my own, but rather that of Junior Alex Houlis: “The synapses between two people’s brains will never fire. We can use the same neurotransmitters at the same time, but we can’t share emotions. Thoughts can be conceptualized in conversation, but the same idea will never be conveyed. Plato’s forms, or perfect ideas, are different for everyone. The “0.01%” change in our DNA defines our unique perspective, further separating us. Humans are completely isolated, unable to reach outside of their caged brains. If we can’t show our identities through verbal and literal expression does connection exist physically? I might embrace you, our lips may brush, but what could your body learn of my soul? Maybe the answer lies in Boko-maru, the Bokononist ritual for “the mingling Shout Outs Compiled by Staff Reporter Drew Minnoch of awarenesses” by touching the soles of the feet, or maybe connection is merely a myth.” Freshman Bee Soll: “The fact that our generation could change the world that is shaped from our parent’s generation.” Senior Michael D’Acri: “On my way from school, I was wondering whether or not there’s such a thing as what the Shakers would call ‘supreme honesty’ or ‘supreme sincerity,’ because the sheer fact that I can talk about sincerity, the fact that I am conscious of any kind of ontologically independent sincerity, probably precludes me from thinking and talking and acting sincerely in the first place – by virtue of the observer effect in the context of moral agency. If it is the case that I can never be perfectly sincere, then this entire answer was born not out of humanly instinctive obligation to be sincere but rather, most likely, if I had to guess, a humanly instinctive desire to sound interesting.” Stephenson: Everything. Ruston: It’s pretty fast paced, so I get really tired by the end of the shift. Expressions: Why Las Brisas? O’Halloran: Everyone works there! Stephenson: It’s easy to get a job here. Ruston: I probably want to be a server somewhere when I’m in college, so it was good to start here, and it’s so easy to get a job here. Expressions: Have you gained any important experience/knowledge working there? O’Halloran: Patience. Stephenson: I’ve learned to never enter a retirement home. Ruston: I will never, ever live in a retirement home. Way too depressing. Simon Says Julia Donath Staff Reporter English teacher Ivan Simon believes that the social stature of San Luis Obispo High School consists of several cliques between staff members. While many students have various opinions on interactions between teachers, Simon has given Expressions new insight into the true relationships that exist between staff members. He believes that teachers group based on age and location on campus, but also form groups such as “Anarchists for Christ,” “Rappers for Censorship”, and “Ping Pong Bowlers.” According to Simon, the Agricultural Sciences Department sticks together. “I think they throw horseshoes and go on hay rides,” said Simon. Simon believes that there are several “bromances” on campus. “Mr. Godsey was in a relationship with himself,” said Simon. He also claims that Mr. Nairne has a “bromance” with Peppy Delgado. “They’ve been friends for a long time, too,” said Simon. Simon believes that outside of school, teachers spend time together by proselytizing against Institutional Religion, mildly swearing, and swallowing goldfish. No teachers are left out of these activities. “SLOHS does not discriminate based on race, religion, creed, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. All means all,” said Simon. Although the staff members do not discriminate, new teachers are forced to endure a discreet hazing ritual that remains secret to the public. Senior Jackie Klott said, said, “Shout out to my cat, Freshmen Makena Barkhuff “Shout out to my crew . . . you Raekwon.” and Brooke Diaz said, “Shout know who you are.” Anon said, “Shout out to Big out to Jesus; peace and blessSophomore Monica Hoskins Ferg from Big C.” ings.” 9 : Politics n Where do the candidates stand on... Obama Romney A personal narrative of a SLOHS student bullied for her political opinons. Alison Hart Business Manager Bullying is something that we have all seen in schools, we just haven’t all experienced it. I was one of those people who knew it existed, but I had never experienced bullying from classmates or peers first hand before a political debate got way out of hand. A few weeks ago, I voluntarily got involved in a political feud on Facebook with some fellow classmates of mine. None of my comments were personal attacks on anyone, I simply stated why I thought they were wrong and my own opinion on the situation. People started commenting back and calling other democratic-minded people things like “pillow muchin’ liberal faggots” for simply forming our opinions into words. The conversation turned into a heated debate and people said things they shouldn’t have said. What I did not sign up for was the ridicule I faced at school. Two days later I was sitting in the school parking lot when I heard people yelling my name. I looked up to hear a few student athletes yelling my name attached with words that were extremely politically incorrect, obscene, and embarrassing. I would just like to say that nothing yelled at me will ever bring me down. I will continue to debate and fight for my beliefs even if no one is listening or cares. I find it ridiculous that I was bullied for having my own beliefs. I love being an informed liberal and I intend to continue watching “The Daily Show with Jon Stewart” and “Rachel Maddow,” and reading the Huffington Post every morning. I am not a completely biased person. I follow Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan on Twitter, and I occasionally tune into Fox News for news from another side’s opinion. I believe that if I am going to have intellectual debates with people, I should know both sides of the arguments and be informed of opposing beliefs. I respect other people’s views. I just don’t always agree with them, nor should I have to. No one should be afraid to speak their minds about anything. If you are passionate about something, stick with it. In the words of Larry from “School of Rock,” “Don’t let the man bring you down.” I won’t be brought down over this, and neither should anyone else. By Editor-in-Chief Clare Duffy Abortion The Economy w politics s evolved Gay Rights crat or the Republican? Expressions’ presents a time-line of historical political ing of m each olonies 1789 rge hington is rn into office he first sident. John Adams passes the Alien and Sedition Acts. California is admitted into the Union. 1798 1850 1791 Bill of Rights is ratified. The Middle East 1862 Abraham Lincoln passes the Emancipation Proclamation. President Barack Obama is in support of a woman’s right to choose. He also promotes programs that prevent unintended pregnancies, support pregnant women, and promote adoption Obama believes in investing in education, worker training, renewable energy, and small businesses in order to boost the economy Obama plans to pull troops out of the Middle East in a “responsible way,” and use the money that is no longer being put into the war to pay down our national debt and create jobs Obama is fundamentally supportive of the Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Questioning (LGBTQ) community and their right to equality. Former Massachusettes governor Mitt Romney is adamantly opposed to abortion, unless it involves cases of rape, incest, or if the woman’s health is in mortal danger. Romney has a five-step plan to improve our economic situation that includes finding new sources of energy, increasing trade, improving education, balancing the budget, and investing in small businesses. Romney plans to protect America’s national interests in regards to the Middle East by pursuing and supporting groups and governments across the Middle East. Romney believes that LGBTQ people should not be able to marry. Sources: NPR.org 2012.Presidential-Candidates.org Terrorist attack on the Twin Towers (World Trade Center). 2001 1981 Party opinions switch. Democrats become liberal, Republicans become conservative. Today 2009 Barack Obama is sworn into office as the first African American president. Feature: Editor: Sam Tomac 2 1 20 n o i t c e El n o i t i d E G ut and Vo o o t Tess Goodnowout Staff Reporter San Luis Obispo High School students 18 years of age and older are eligible to register and vote in November’s election. The application process is easy, and voting is a duty all able-bodied citizens should fulfill. According to Associate Student Body teacher Jim Johnson, not enough people between the ages of 18 and 24 are voting. They have the best ideas for change, and need to spread the word! Young citizens tend to favor a more liberal approach to politics, mainly because we are not as afraid to shake up the system. So it’s up to us to break the mold! Registering to vote may perturb many 18 year olds. However, according to senior Aria Lucchesi, who will be voting in the upcoming election, the registration process is easy. “I just got a registration form from the post office and filled e it out. It only took about ten minutes, and then you just put it in the mailbox because it has prepaid postage!” said Lucchesi. Senior Emma Phillips will also be voting in November’s election. “18 and a registered Democrat,” said Phillips. She registered outside of New Frontiers Natural Marketplace. A young man campaigning to save the whales by stopping the overuse of plastic bags approached her with voter registration paperwork. She will “absolutely” be voting in November, and said, “I personally promised the president my vote, and I won’t let him down.” If you will be 18 soon or have older siblings and friends, spread the word of the importance of our young opinions. Our voices create change. It only takes ten minutes to make an impact. For more information on how to register to vote, check out www.RocktheVote.com Tots Talk Politics Teagan Griffith Arts and Entertainment Editor With the upcoming election, many citizens have been expressing their opinions. However, what we fail to do is ask the real youth of our society. Here is what the students of the San Luis Obispo High School Tiny Tigers class had to say about today’s politics. Bullied for my views 8 How has Calico Randall Health and Sports Editor Who was first, the Democ events. Photos by Teagan Griffith The president of the United States is... “Mickey Mouse!” –Charlie If I was president… “Everyone would be a princess.” –Lana If I was president… The president “Everyone would have of the United Spiderman stuff!”-Brock States is… “My teacher.” –Julian If I was president… “Everyone would have a house and I would live in a big house.” –Grace First Continental Congress consisti one delegate from of the thirteen co meets. 1774 Geor Wash swor as th pres 10 Arts and Entertainment Editor: Teagan Griffith 19 October 2012 Libra - Sept 23 - Oct 22 Scorpio: Oct 23- Nov 21 You may feel as though you are the only one holding together your group of friends. The thought of leaving the stress of your peacemaker position worries you. But you will gradually begin to appreciate time alone where you can reflect on yourself and learn to stop doubting your intuition. Breaking away will be freeing for you physically and mentally but will also break the balance in your life in the best possible way—allowing you to unleash your inner courage. Capricorn: Dec 22 - Jan 19 You do not need to control your life to feel safe. There are amazing people who care about you and will be there to guide and protect you – share your mystery with them. In fact, if you are able to push your stubbornness aside, letting go of the control reigns a bit will allow you to relax in this hectic young time of your life. Your romance will come together for you if you let it—remember to step back and regain your composure before delving into a serious or meaningful conversation. You need to loosen up a little. The strict expectations you hold yourself to are keeping you from truly discovering your creative potentials and life’s excitement. You will be making a few stupid mistakes soon, but don’t judge yourself for them, for they are all important in your self-release. You will begin to discover that you are, in fact, worthy, appreciated, and loved. Leave a few answers blank on an exam, and know that this incomplete work will not degrade from the person you are inside, a real beauty. Horoscopes Horoscopes put together by Tess Goodnowott Aries: March 21 - April 19 You are a natural leader and enthusiast. Don’t let your childish aggression rule you when you don’t get your way. You will eventually put this childish behavior aside as you learn how to finish things you have begun. Although accomplishment of large tasks doesn’t seem a reality now, it will become more imaginable as you mature and begin to appreciate the finishing of what you Cancer: June 21 - July 22 You need to be needed. But don’t let this make you feel rejected when your friends seem to be fine in your absence. Although you may feel jealous that they don’t need your shoulder every minute, remember that you are an important person in their lives, and your openness and caring makes an impact. Also, don’t let your emotions overwhelm you. Even though they may be hard to process, the people who you are always there for are willing recipients of your emotional spill. So let go a little, it’ll do you wonders. Virgo: Aug 23- Sept 22 You tend to over complicate things. Rather than being so analytical and delving so deeply into the lives of others, take a step back and allow them space. You may analyze yourself as much as you wish; it may help you from denying the problems which haunt you. Instead of pretending everything is okay, take a deep breath, recognize the problem, accept it, and move forward. You will begin to feel much lighter and more grounded. Aquarius: Jan 20 - Feb 18 You have a gift. Your spontaneity, although buried deep within you, brings so much joy to the important people in your life. Your laugh is cherished. But your procrastination may be your downfall. Although mundane, the day to day tasks which bore you must be done rapidly. Your eccentricity makes you unique, so embrace it. Don’t worry about being judged by your peers, they love your wild wit. Taurus: April 20 - May 20 Do not fear inevitable change. A beautiful adventure awaits you, and if you don’t take the initiative, you will never reach it. So you must jump at all opportunities and exercise your inner perseverance. Don’t worry about being the leader. Change it up. Get out of your comfort zone and utilize your inner strength. Go! Sagittarius: Nov 22 - Dec 21 Driven by your boredom you choose to take walks during class or explore new venues on the weekends, something to excite you and remove your feelings of tedium. You may not find fulfillment in these activities, so rather than escaping your feelings of emptiness, try to fill them with the positivity which governs all the kind actions you do for others. Remember how bright you make the lives of people you care about, and don’t forget you can bring this light into your own life. Pisces: Feb 19 - March 20 There are many strong people who want to be associated with you. Don’t fall into your over-sensitivity. Your compassion, although beautiful, will put you in relationships where you suffer as you try to save people with problems far worse than your own. Your life doesn’t need this added stress. You may justify ‘experimental use of substances’ as a connection with yourself and inner spirituality, but it will only lead to your inner self-destruction. Use your empathy to aide you, but don’t let it control all your actions. Gemini: May 21 - June 20 Relax. You are too wound up. The stresses of daily life are getting to you—not enough time, too much to do, so many people. You are a social butterfly, but don’t leave the people who care the most about you for a little fun flight. You need to prioritize in order to maintain the relationships that you value. The person you love is waiting for your stability to find you. Leo: July 23 - Aug 22 Don’t let your ego control you. Although you thrive on flattery, it is not the only thing which can bring you happiness. You will begin to develop other pleasures, perhaps physical or emotional, which will bring you much satisfaction. During this quest for satisfaction, when you feel a lack of it, try not to blame someone else in order to protect your vanity. Share what’s on your mind, and don’t judge your personal inner struggle. 1335 Walker Street SLO • rubyrose805.blogpot.com Thursday & Friday 11-5, Saturday 11-4 Photos courtesy of psychicguild.com Arts and Entertainment 11 Editor: Teagan Griffith 19 October 2012 Teacher Playlists Drew Minnoch Staff Reporter Every generation can be defined by its music. Whether it rebelled against the man, or encouraged love, peace, and harmony, each generation’s music scene is equally represented in American Culture. Expressions asked these four teachers about the music of their high school days: Pam Richards Tracey Nelms Albums are out! Albums and photos compiled by Kat Soll Photos courtesy of SLOHS Yearbook Year graduated high school: 1969. Defining genre of the time: Woodstock (folk, psychedelic rock, blues). Music you listened to: The Beatles, Simon & Garfunkel, Peter Paul & Mary, Janis Joplin and Creedence Clearwater Revival. “Music was much more difficult to access at that time . . . you either listened on the radio, or saw them in a show and if they were huge like The Beatles they were on TV. But if not, you wouldn’t have heard about them.” Timeline of funny Randy Slocum Staff Reporter Ryan Ritchie John Franklin Year graduated high school: 1972. Defining genre of the time: We called it “underground music” in England. [Commonly called the British Invasion in the U.S.A.] Music you listened to: Led Zeppelin, Cream, The Jimi Hendrix Experience, and other underground English bands. “I went to a boarding school in northern England, which was relatively sheltered... music was our link to what we thought was the real world.” Year graduated high school: 1982. Defining genre of the time: Punk was starting to get popular, and that’s what I was listening to. Music you listened to: The Clash, The Go-Go’s, Adolescents, Generation X, Social Distortion, The Stray Cats. “Music was a hobby to me . . . all of my money went to concerts, and it helped me stay out of trouble.” Year graduated high school: 1998. Defining genre of the time: Hip hop and post grunge. Music you listened to: The Beatles, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, Beck One song that defined your high school experience: “Wannabe” by The Spice Girls. (Ritchie then sang the chorus) “Sophomore year, I discovered my parents’ vinyl collection, and it changed my life.” The media provides so much material for comedy, but with every humorous subject comes a wave of jokes, puns, and memes that smothers the topic and leaves it gasping for social death. This doesn’t mean people will stop making fun of it however. So to avoid monotony and horrible jokes, here are some guidelines to help steer the conversation in the right direction. Too Old Sarah Palin: “Alaskans in general are too old to make fun of because they’re so far up north that they’ve traded a sense of humor for a Canadian accent.” -freshman John Duffy Miley Cyrus’s downward spiral: “She’s the Hitler of Disney, such a sellout.” -sophomore Holly Amato Just Right Too Soon Gangnam Style: “The music video emits pure swag. Especially the elevator scene.” -sophomore Jake Bauer The Batman Movie Theatre Shooting: “ That was just an entirely messed up situation. Especially since it happened in Batman, because Batman is just awesome.” -senior Baldric Bermudez Honey Boo Boo: “ A dollah makes me hollah.” -senior Jordan Knauer 9/11: “It happened in our country. Just leave national tragedies alone in general.” -senior Ted Martin Comic by Maddie Stratton C O M I C Artist: Flying Lotus Album title: “Until the Quiet Comes” The sounds of Flying Lotus vary from dubstep to jazz to hip-hop, but on “Until the Quiet Comes,” he returns to his roots of spacey electronic melodies. Artist: Mellowhype Album: “Numbers” Mellowhype, a subgroup of Los Angeles hip-hop collective Odd Future, releases their new album, titled “Numbers.” This duo is known for their quick verses and eerie, chopped and screwed instrumentals. Artist: Tame Impala Album: “Lonerism” Lonerism, by Australian quintet Tame Impala, elaborates on the psychedelic rock sounds they’re known for, employing “deeply trippy, deeply beautiful, deeply melancholy” tones on their latest release. 12 Editor: Sam Tomac Halloween Promiscuity surrounds Halloween Avery Candelario Opinion Editor Halloween is upon us. Even as high schoolers, we love to dress up. But as the oh-so-popular teen movie “Mean Girls” stated, in the “girl world” Halloween is something quite different than what it was in the times of our childhood. At this age, most high school girls tend to take a more promiscuous route in their costume designs. Many may wonder if this holiday has been somewhat diluted from the fun, the fear, and of course, the candy, into one big excuse to show some skin. But in my opinion, it isn’t really a problem…so why complain about it? Sure, it’s a little extreme when the idols of our little siblings are turned from sweet little princess- es or story book characters into ladies of the night. But in the end, who doesn’t like to feel a little bit sexy every once in a while? And for most of the year, in this judgmental society, dressing provocatively will only get you dirty looks from the rest of the girls. Senior Skyler Boswell agreed, saying, “it’s the one time she can be [promiscuous] without judgment, but it’s no excuse to act like one. The only problem is it’s starting to sexualize “tweens” earlier, I wish there was more of a line there.” She’s right. But for the rest of us, let’s take advantage of this one get-out-of-jail-free pass, shall we? Besides, the whole point of Halloween is to have the opportunity to be someone you’re not. Have some fun, and show a little skin. You know you’re too old to trick-ortreat when . . . “You’re dead.” Parents lead their kids away –senior Nolan from you as soon Morgan as they see your You’re taller than costume... “You don’t have any friends to walk with…” –junior Dash Foster the adult handing out candy. “You get into high school.” -Math teacher Curt Bartlett You drive from house to house because you’re too lazy to walk. You groom your mustache before going out. “The parents reAnswers compiled and thought of by Sports and Health editor Calico Randall fuse to give you candy.” –junior Taylor Gater 19 October 2012 Create a costume for under $10 Dorothy Monza Staff Reporter Are you sick of buying expensive Halloween costumes that you only wear once? Then you’re in luck. These days creativity has a lot more value than flash. With ten dollars in your pocket, some great thrift store finds, and a few household items, you can make a costume that will be the envy of all your friends. A Tourist This costume is easy for anyone to throw together with a few embarrassing items from their dad’s closet and a quick trip to Goodwill. First, you need a tacky Hawaiian shirt. Pair it with some khaki shorts and white crew socks and you’re halfway there. Finish off the look with a fanny pack and some clunky running shoes. If you want to go above and beyond, try finding some of these extra items: Disneyland brochures to stuff into your fanny pack or an old fashioned camera to wear around your neck. Budget: $10 Hawaiian shirt: $3 Khaki shorts: already owned White socks: Borrowed Running shoes: already owned Fanny pack: $5 A Gypsy You won’t need a crystal ball to make this outfit the hit of any costume party. To put together this gypsy outfit enlist the help of some of your more hippy friends and local thrift stores. You need a long skirt and loose shirt to give yourself the gypsy look. But the outfit wouldn’t be complete without accessories. Look for big bracelets, hoop earrings, and finish it off with a head scarf. If you really want to be convincing keep your eyes open for a pack of tarot cards. Budget: $10 Maxi skirt: borrowed Shirt: $4 Head scarf: $3 Jewelry: $3 Dressin’ up for less money: Sophomore Bardo Novotny poses as a cheezy tourist (left) in a stylish fanny pack and Hawaiian shirt. Junior Jessica Moody (top) poses as a traveling gyspsy with a fashionable headscarf. Photos by Dorothy Monza Slashers and spirits: Expressions reviews what movies to watch this holiday season Maddie Stratton Staff Reporter As October 31 rolls around, what sound more fun than a scary movie night with friends? Expressions’ reviews some spooky movies for those all night scare-athons. “The Grudge 2” directed by Takashi Shimizu (2006): If you haven’t seen the original, know that you’re missing out on a classic ghost film. However, this is a review of “The Grudge 2,” the evil twin of “The Grudge.” We follow Aubrey, played by actress Amber Tamblyn. Aubrey goes to Japan to investigate her sister’s mysterious hospitalization. While there, American exchange student Allison, played by actress Arielle Kebbel, enters the cursed house were an evil ghost resides. Both women are then followed by the ghost until they and others around them are horribly killed. Allison, unfortunately, brings the curse to America, and dooms her entire apartment complex. This movie is not scary, and I would not recommend it for a Halloween movie fest. It has great cinematography, but that is hardly a reason to watch such a disengaging movie. This movie tries to build up anticipation, but it never pays off. If you want a scary movie, watch “The Grudge,” not this monstrosity. “Poltergeist” directed by Tobe Hooper (1982): Our scene opens on a spreading suburban commu- nity. Unbeknownst to the Freeling family, under their house lie the remains of an ancient graveyard, and the spirits of the dead aren’t very good neighbors. What I found interesting was the way the horror and the plot seemed to be separate parts of the same movie. When the movie is scary, it’s all out frightening. When the film focuses more on the plot or character development, we have no horror and no surprising pop-outs. That does not mean that this isn’t a scary movie; it was highly enjoyable and made me scream when my actual TV suddenly switched to static after the movie. All that was needed was a little girl to say, “They’re heeeere.” Editor: Clare Duffy Homecoming Get Excited About Homecoming... and Powderpuff... and Class Competitions! 13 19 October 2012 Homecoming Week 2012: A Week of Greek Photo courtesy of SLOHS ASB Drew Minnoch Staff Reporter Get excited, Tigers! A week of Greek is about to begin. Powderpuff will kick-off Homecoming this year. Normally Powderpuff is on a Wednesday, but this year the games will take place tonight. The freshman vs. sophomore game starts at 5:30 p.m., and the primetime junior vs. varsity game will begin at 7:00 p.m. Another change to Homecoming this year is that the Powderpuff games are part of the school-wide class competition that the Associated Student Body has introduced this year. First place will bring the winning class that much closer to the thousand dollar prize, with one hundred points being awarded. Second place will receive fifty points. Third and fourth place will not earn any points. ASB vice president Meghan O’Neil said, “[Homecoming is] the one week of the year where the whole school comes together to show their school spirit.” All throughout Homecoming week, there will be lunchtime activities in the quad and awards given out to the most spirited students. The class themes for Homecoming are as follows: the seniors are Greek gods and goddesses, juniors are Spartans, sophomores are Greek creatures and monsters and freshmen are peasants. Finally, the senior panorama class photo will take place at the end of third period on Thursday, October 25. English teacher Scott Nairne said, “It’s great to get this yearbook tradition into Homecoming week and on Toga day.” Here’s What Expressions wants you to play At the homecoming Tianna Shockley Staff Reporter San Luis Obispo High School’s Homecoming dance is set for October 27. Here are twenty five upbeat songs that we should boogie to: 1. “Not In Love” Crystal Castles ft. Robert Smith 2. “Animal” (Punks Jump Up Remix) Miike Snow 3. “Pursuit of Happiness” (Steve Aoki Remix) Kid Cudi 4. “Yeah” Usher 5. “Shake Senora” Pitbull ft. T-Pain and Sean Paul 6. “D.A.N.C.E” Justice 7. “Seventeen” (Skrillex Remix) Casxio 8. “Midnight City” (Eric Prydz Private Remix) M83 9. “She Wolf ” Shakira 10. “Elements” Aaren Reale and Hack the Sky 11. “Pretty Girls” (Benny Benassi Remix) Wale 12. “What You Waiting For?” Gwen Stefani 13. “Heads Will Roll” (A-Trak Remix) Yeah Yeah Yeahs 14. “Le Disko” (Boys Noize Fire Mix) Shiny Toy Guns 15. “Breakn’ a Sweat” (Zedd Remix) Skrillex & The Doors 16. “Get Buck in Here” DJ Felli Fel 17. “American Boy” Estelle ft. Kanye West 18. “Sexy Back” Justin Timberlake 19. “Hey Ya!” OutKast 20. “Blow” Ke$ha 21. “Vanished” Crystal Castles 22. “My Humps” Black Eyed Peas 23. “Flux” Bloc Party 24. “Toxic” Britney Spears 25. “Feel So Close” Calvin Harris Photos courtesy of wikipedia.com Look your best at homecoming! Kathryn Soll Back Page Editor Everyone dreads that awkward moment of seeing someone at a school dance-wearing the same exact outfit as you. Here are some tips to stand out at the first school dance: 1) Don’t shop at F21 or Francie-you’ll only end up with a dress that every other girl at Homecoming has, something we all try to avoid. 2) Don’t wear the standard black dress that ends two inches 10 Second Interviews: If you could pick the Homecoming theme, what would it be? Compiled by Clare Duffy Editor-in-Chief below your waist. Again, even if the details differ, you’ll look exactly the same as everyone else. 3) Don’t worry about if your dress is “homecoming appropriate”as in scandalous enough. If you look good in what you’re wearing, you look good. Don’t worry about such a shallow thing. 4) Don’t wear the “requisite” mountains and mountains of makeup. Because the air inside the gym will be thick and congested, by the end of the night, you’ll look like a survivor of World War III. 5) Peruse online stores such as Eighties Purple, Modcloth, and Lulu’s. They have dresses in funky styles and prints for a low price; and it’s guaranteed that nobody will have the same dress at you. 6) A tip for the gentleman: please, please do not pair nice pants and casual shoes! 7) Cliché, but don’t be afraid to look different! If you don’t feel good about how you look, you won’t have a good time. Monday: Immitation Day Tuesday: Tacky Tourist Day Wednesday: Red Ribbon Day Thursday: Toga Day & Senior Panorama (at the end of 3rd period) Friday: Spirit Day! Photos courtesy of modcloth.com Lookin’ Classy: These dresses are awesome examples of what to wear to look different at homecoming! Photos by Alison Hart “Gangnam Style!’ -Junior Kian Ramenazi “Tantalizing Turkey Homecoming.” -Sophomore Krissie Miller Paid for by John-O Roberts 14 Sports and Health Editor: Calico Randall 19 October 2012 How to stay healthy during the flu season Clare Duffy Editor-In-Chief Well folks, it’s that time of year again: flu season. While there is no man-eating virus or fatal epidemic in the works this year (H1N1 is so three years ago), there will, as always, be coughs and sniffles spreading around. Luckily, there are a few things you can do to stay healthy (because we all know that staying home from school isn’t fun unless you’re not actually sick). School nurse for San Luis Coastal Unified School District Joan Duffy said, “The number one thing you can do to stay healthy is to wash your hands!” Along with this, everyone knows that doing things like not sharing drinks will help you avoid illness. However, there are certain “home remedies” that can help, too. During flu season, it’s important to increase your liquid intake. Before, during, and after a cold, staying hydrated and avoiding caffeinated drinks that will dehydrate you will help you feel your best. Making sure you get enough sleep can also help keep you healthy. Rather than watching television for three hours after school, perhaps you should do homework right when you get home so you can get to bed earlier. Finally, mix up your diet! Eating a variety of foods will ensure that you get all of the necessary nutrients to keep your body functioning at top speed. As science teacher Dave Buck-Moyer always says, “If you miss school, you miss out,” so stay healthy! High School senior Chase Andersen better: his girlfriend of six months, senior Emma Tietje, or his mother of 17 years, Sue Andersen? Expressions quizzed these two lovely ladies on Chase Andersen to see who really knows the most about him. The score is closer than you might think, but Tietje wins by only two answers. Ecklund is still around Dorothy Monza Staff Reporter The familiar face of former San Luis Obsipo High School Athletic Director Vic Ecklund can still be seen around campus, although he retired last year. Our old athletic director enjoys retirement and the freedom it offers him. “I can do whatever [I want],” he said. He misses being around the students and athletes, but is still actively involved at SLOHS. He has been assisting the new athletic director, Jeff Brandow, with his transition into the SLOHS family. The two get along very well. “Brandow is energetic and Who knows Chase Andersen best? Sam Tomac Editor-In-Chief Who knows boys water polo varsity captain and San Luis Obispo Chase Andersen: Question: Pisces. What’s Chase’s zodiac sign? Emma Tietje: Pisces. Set or wherever my coach wants. Set. He’s the guy that gets pummeled by the other team. Either “Till I Collapse” by Em“The Beast” is definitely a Favorite pump up song? inem or “Go with the Flow” by classic, but probably “Till I Queens of the Stone Age. Collapse.” Worst water polo memory/ Tie between losing to Saint Joes Well he got his eyebrow split and getting my eyebrow spilt while once at the Oxnard Tournaexperience? simultaneously getting scored on. ment. Which actor would best por- No clue… Zack Braff? That’s who Zach Braff or Matthew Bomtray Chase in his biopic? I got with one of those celebrity er. look alike things. Which celebrity would Either Will Ferrell or NPH (Neil Neil Patrick Harris because Chase want to meet? Patrick Harris). of how awesome he is in “How I Met Your Mother.” What position does Chase play in water polo? Sports scores updated Charlie Moore People Editor Varsity football: Wins: 5 Losses: 3 Boys Water Polo: Wins: 13 Losses: 8 Girls Volleyball: Wins: 18 Losses: 6 Girls Tennis: Wins: 9 Losses: 6 If you have any extra time, make sure to go to the games and support your school. Keep up the great work tigers! Senior Nick Bea wasn’t always a great water polo player. In fact, during his freshman year at San Luis Obispo High School Bea was cut from the team. Now, three years later, he is the captain of the boys varsity water polo team. Bea said that before his freshman year he was trying to make the tough decision of joining either the football team or the water polo team. He ended up joining the water polo team because “I didn’t like the reputation they [football] had, nor all the injuries.” Even though he has admitted that the practices this year are harder than last year, he still plans to play water polo in college. In fact, Bea said that he would like to walk on as a freshman. According to Bea, an average water polo practice consists of “forty sprints, then we walk around the cages about twenty-four times, and then we’ll walk back and forth ‘egg beatering’ for about six hundred yards.” Despite the rigorous training required to participate in the sport, Bea mentioned that his favorite part of the sport was, “just being in the water.” “Ever since I was cut from the water polo team freshman year, I have had a strong motivation to keep going and be the best that I can be. And look at me now, big senior on campus and captain in the pool,” said Bea. Photos by Sam Tomac Sue Andersen: Pisces. Set and anywhere the coach wants him. “We are the Champions” by Queen. Getting his eyebrow spilt open and not getting a picture of the blood running down his face. Chase Crawford. Will Ferrell or Seth Rogen. Athlete of the month: Bea battles in the water Charlie Moore People Editor works well with the kids,” said Ecklund. Ecklund’s official role around campus is freshmen football coach. However, he assists the new athletic director in several ways, including helping with transportation, and eligibility for athletes. “Coach Ecklund has been great ever since the day I got the job. He really loves SLOHS and the students here; I know he would do anything to help them succeed. During the winter he will come on as assistant athletic director, but until then I know I can call him whenever. He makes my job a lot easier,” said Brandow. THE CONTESTEES: In order from top to bottom:Chase Andersen, Emma Tietje and Sue Andersen. Photo by Calico Randall Get the ball! Senior Nick Bea reaches up to show his teammates that he is open and ready to score. Sports and Health 15 Editor: Calico Randall 19 October 2012 Tianna and Sam’s have a fantastic fro-yo adventure Tianna Shockley and Sam Tomac Staff Reporter and Editor-In-Chief This month’s excellent adventure takes Expressions to the multitude of frozen yogurt establishments San Luis Obispo has to offer. We’ve reviewed Bali’s Yogurt, Teaberry, and Yogurt Creations to find who has the best frozen yogurt. Photo by Clare Duffy Yum! Tianna Shockley and Sam Tomac enjoyed going around downtown San Luis Obispo to test out the different fro-yo places to find the best in town. High School: An era of growth? Kathryn Soll Back Editor In high school, the manner in which we view ourselves can either become elevated or negated. Though this era is commonly seen as a time for growth and change, we cannot deny that our appearance and reputation are top priorities for us. Most of us in high school are well aware of how the female sex views themselves, as we constantly hear them saying things like, “I look so gross today,” or “You’re so skinny, I’m jealous!” The female gender seems to never progress in the task of feeling good about itself; something we’re encouraged to do throughout the high school years. As senior Maya Aslam puts it, “I still feel the same as I did freshman year….in every one of us is an insecure fourteen-year-old.” “We wrap ourselves around our Yogurt Creations Price (of six oz.): C ($2.69) Atmosphere: B+ Taste: -Vanilla C+ -Specialty Flavor (Kiwi Strawberry) AWalking into Yogurt Creations, we were greeted by an array of stimulating colors and pleasing, largerthan-life fruit wallpaper. The enticing toppings bar provided a unique judgmental personalities so much that we think that everyone is judging us as we do ourselves. Our insecurities are natural, but completely mental, and those ladies who can remove the naggy need for attention or compliments are going to be the most fun and positive to be around,” said junior Stephanie Cannon. As for males, we come to a much different place. “I feel as though girls have more outlets to express themselves than guys do…our creativity is oppressed,” said senior Luke Faber. “Guys are always expected to be well-liked, show off their masculinity, and we don’t always like that.” So during our most important time of development, why not take the opportunity to try your best to see (and make the most of) yourself in invigorating ways? variety of options from red velvet cake to strawberry yogurt clusters. Unfortunately, their prices proved to be the most expensive for mediocre taste. However, they did surprise us with their strawberry kiwi sorbet-like fro-yo. Teaberry Price (of six oz.): B ($2.25) Atmosphere: B Taste: -Vanilla B+ -Specialty (Oatmeal Cookie) A+ Although new on the fro-yo scene, Teaberry knows what’s up with soft serve. With reasonable prices and a variety of flavors, this establishment exceeded the high expectations set by other long-standing yogurt staples. The window seating provided a prime people-watching station, however this spot is often taken and the other tables feel cramped. Though their vanilla lacked a true vanilla essence, their oatmeal cookie flavor dazzled our taste buds and made us crave a second helping. Bali’s Yogurt Price (of six oz.): A ($1.40) Atmosphere: C+ Taste: -Vanilla A-Specialty (Peanut Butter) B+ SLO’s hometown favorite won us over with their incredibly low prices and traditional creamy consistency. Sadly, their spacious interior could not mask the sounds of sputtering yogurt machines. The lesser selection of yogurt also disappointed after the vast array of flavors offered at the previous establishments. Photo by Calico Randall Insecurities. Girls are constantly surrounded by tabloids and pictures that make themselves feel bad about their bodies. Does high school help or harm that? 166 16 October 2012
Similar documents
April - San Luis Coastal Unified School District
as a full-time career, she does hope to continue taking photos as a side job. “I like to see how different people come up with different ways to take photos, because there are so many ways to take ...
More information