e-meteor US Issue N°4 Febuary 2010.wps

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Specimen N°4 Febuary 2010 Year N°3 e-meteor 21, rue Edouard Vaillant Levallois, France #00(33) 09 72 94 29 24 [email protected]
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Interview p.6
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Number Special Cartoons
original AVC presents
Yatta
Paris merchandises
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Cartoon N°1
NICOLE OPEN HER LEGS !
par Sen-YattanoeL
To WishBone, Butch and Shannon c Sen-YattanoeL 2010
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Sen-Yattanoel rare interview at 3 AM, a casual day of Febuary 2010
He has been received us with a famous smile, his friendly trademark, inherited from the
classic Hollywood underground of the cold eighties somehow. Yatta, as called former
saxophonist and businessman Scott Page while travelling with him in Paris during
Superstramp TV promos (1985) then Pink Floyd performances in France (1987/1988), is a
creator apart. Precociously recognized as a parisian graphist artist promoting the U.S
californian life style then, with a french american corporation founded to enhance his talents,
he also was a rock erudite who didn’t hesitate after several master coups inside music to
touch base about arts and go back on to school temporally. And while he became with
Angelina Sisk the father of a son born in Seattle WA in the grunge era, Dllon Skylar, young
fondator of the post psychadelic Splashes, Sen-YattanoeL was following class at the
prestigious School Of the Louvre (Paris). Why an interview then ? The story seems to be done
almost. Well, didn’t someone in the person of Kurt H. Koch (Anaheim, CA) has been written
: « Yatta Is Energy ! » ? Rock thinker, essential artist or spoiled icône, we wanted to check by
ourselves before his historical come back in our original country.
-Good evening sir !
- « Gay ? /Let me see your dance ! »
-What ?
-Ha ! Ha ! Ha ! Those are some of the lyrics of a Prince song on The Black Album ! Today the bell of
your cellular could ring as a melody…But you dont salute a machine yet…I just try to anticipate the
conveniences of 2020 or 2030. Your kids won’t say « Hey Ho Hi ! » but would translate the solo of
Muse or Oasis to say « I feel good ! /What a life ! /It is a wonderfull fashion ! /Big time Dude ! » Ha!
Ha! Ha!
-And play Fred Dust to seduce my future daughter ?
-Well, I like Limp Biskit a lot but I would recommand to your future… daughter…or whenever… to feel
more electrorock about the male expression of a probable next sex step… « No baby ! My guitar is
not a weapon even if these a phallus in my head !… » Let’s just consider the transmissions which are
supposing to rock hot mamas…
-How old are you YattanoeL ?
-I am affraid I don’t remember. I am dam’ sorry brother.The Detroit Police took my U.S DMV licence
in 1992 at the airport. So I can’t tell. I might turn amnesic..17 years just to guess about my name, to
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find back one of my own numerous wifes !…
-At this point you have a Lucky done about the change, dont you ?
-My means are like the european rate yet, yes indeed.
-I mean you are living today like your heroes.
- Young man, if a Police officer is helpful, this is his mission, his role. It is best to pray God more than
His saints !…Superbowl ! I still need to meet someone anyway…
-Marylin Manson ?
-Nathan.
-…
-« Nathan ?/ Nathan who ? » Ha ! Ha! Ha ! Well, It is a miracle for me to still have things to do. The
achievment of life sounds like a general end and most of the dreams are mortal. Fabrice, Romain,
Kenn died… « Who else can take…/put in a can…/etc » Don’t you remember your Limp Biskit class ?
-Do you suggest about your immortality ?
-I enjoy eating oignons…I really wanted you to know…(He smiles going back)
-You are French…
-Obamanian. Michèle Obamoignons.
-As a matter of fact…
-O you ate at the White House, haven’t you ?
-Don’t..
-…do politics ?!
-…
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-This is risqué…
-I know. But I dont have teeths but some hooks of the famished to crisp hawaïan tacos !…
-You should speak spanish then.
-It is legal in California… « But I am just happy to dance with you… »…(Laughs)
-Ha! Ha !
-Well, I mean you have a soul on top of it in this land. Wow !
-So what is your trek yet ?
-I have to sleep. It is being late. 3:24AM already ! I usually wake up around 7.
-So early ?!
- « Get Your Yatta yet ! »…And « It’s nOw or never… »…(He moves almost like Yves Montand)
-Well, Sen-YattanoeL, it was a pleasure, thank you for your time.
-You are welcome !
-Please spend a good night under the radiant Moon.
-I surely will down to Earth.
-Sweet dreams…
-Happy new year ! « The toilets are on the left then turn right… »
-See you soon ! God bless you !
-…(he sleeps)
(Interview by Rol Hingstone/ Photographs Mick Crobe)
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ANALYSIS OF A PHENOMENON : David Robert Jones a.k.a David Bowie
c Sen-YattanoeL 2010
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Cartoon N°2 The short story of a casual fight
LAST GAME FOR A PIMP IN
BROOKLIN by the irrésistible Sen-YattanoeL
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THE END
c Sen-YattanoeL 2010