happyb ir th day, bruce!

Amount/serving
%DV*
Badassium 140g 94%
9%
Serv. Size 1/2 cup (120mL) Zingers 45g
condensed soup
Attitude 20g
Servings about 2.5
Beatings 66g
Calories 90
Stubble 4g
Fat Cal. 0
Cultidium 100mg 23%
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Amount/serving
%DV*
Humor 90mg 22%
Machismo 690mg 20%
Sex Appeal 10g 18%
Grooviness 6g 8%
Sugars, Baby 4g
Chin 40g
Vitamin B-movie 8% • Grade-A Ham 10% • Shemp 4%
Another product from Campbell’s Necronomicon line!
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Groovy!
Bruce Campbell’s Cream of Darkness is based on an ancient recipe
from the Necronomicon and made with only the finest ingredients
from the gardens of medieval English peasants. For Deadite
deliciousness, look for Cream of Darkness at your nearest S-Mart.
Cream of
Darkness
NET WT.
10 3/ 4 OZ.
(305g)
• SERVING SUGGESTION:
TO QUIET THE IMP IN YOUR BELLY,
POUR IT
BOILING DIRECTLY DOWN THE THROAT.
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SOUP COMPANY
JACKSONVILLE, OR
QUICK & EASY DIRECTIONS
MIX SOUP + 1 CAN WATER
1. Add cheese. Lots of cheese.
2. Stir in steamed punk.
3. Served cold, like revenge.
Nutrition
Facts
Amount/serving
%DV*
Amount/serving
%DV*
Badassium 75g 48% Humor 45mg 11%
0% Machismo 700mg 21%
Serv. Size 1/2 cup (120mL) Zingers 0g
condensed soup
Sex Appeal 10g 18%
Attitude 16g
Servings about 2.5
Grooviness 2g 3%
Beatings 23g
Calories 90
Sugars, Baby 8g
Stubble 36g
Fat Cal. 0
Cultidium 2mg 0% Chin 30g
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Vitamin B-movie 16% • Grade-A Ham 2% • Shemp 0%
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Stew or Half-off Cleopasta, $25.25
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Nutrition
Facts
Not just
good...
Very fancy!
Bisque o’
County Jr
NET WT.
10 3/ 4 OZ.
(305g)
Bruce Campbell’s Bisque o’ County Jr is a southwestern soup
that combines the flavors of the 56th century with a Wild West
sensibility. Legend has it that it hasn’t been passed down for
centuries, but stolen back and forth between bounty hunters,
con women and bandits.
• SERVING SUGGESTION:
TRY IT WITH A SIDE OF FIRST SEASONAL X-FRIES.
BRUCE CAMPBELL’S
SOUP COMPANY
JACKSONVILLE, OR
BY DAVE MAASS • DESIGN BY CHRIS KALB
MAKE YOUR OWN BRUCE CAMPBELL’S SOUP CANS
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QUICK & EASY DIRECTIONS
MIX SOUP + 1 CAN WATER
1. Give it some sugar, baby.
2. Agitate with boomstick.
3. Intone the following words:
“Klaatu barada nikto!”
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Amount/serving
%DV*
Amount/serving
%DV*
Badassium 69g 40% Humor 130mg 32%
2% Machismo 690mg 20%
Serv. Size 1/2 cup (120mL) Zingers 10g
condensed soup
Sex Appeal 12g 20%
Attitude 15g
Servings about 2.5
Grooviness 6g 8%
Beatings 44g
Calories 90
Sugars, Baby 6g
Stubble 0g
Fat Cal. 0
Cultidium 150mg 35% Chin 35g
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Food of the Gods...
Vitamin B-movie 6% • Grade-A Ham 20% • Shemp 4%
Ingredients: Artichoke heart of gold, testosterone. Not a
significant source of modesty, self-control or common sense.
So good, it’s scary. Limit one. Expires 6/22/11.
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Autolycus
Cheese
NET WT.
10 3/ 4 OZ.
(305g)
Another day, another defilement, another delicious soup!
When you drop your grappling hook into a bowl of smooth
Bruce Campbell’s Autolycus Cheese soup, you’ll know that
the King of Thieves is also the King of Sieves.
• SERVING SUGGESTION:
USE AS A SIDE DISH TO COMPLEMENT BEEF CAKES
AND FREE-RANGE CHICKS.
BRUCE CAMPBELL’S
SOUP COMPANY
JACKSONVILLE, OR
Hunger
has left the
building!
HEALTH WARNINGS:
• Has not been found to shrink
growths on one’s pecker.
• May contain cockroach parts.
Nutrition
Facts
Amount/serving
%DV*
Amount/serving
%DV*
Badassium 21g 14% Humor 80mg 20%
0% Machismo 230mg 15%
Serv. Size 1/2 cup (120mL) Zingers 5g
condensed soup
Sex Appeal 4g 7%
Attitude 10g
Servings about 2.5
Grooviness 3g 4%
Beatings 4g
Calories 90
Sugars, Baby 0g
Stubble 2g
Fat Cal. 0
Cultidium 200mg 45% Chin 2g
*Percent Daily Values (DV) are
based on a 2,000 calorie diet.
Vitamin B-movie 6% • Grade-A Ham 4% • Shemp 0%
of Tomato Soup Protects & serves one.
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Nutrition
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Bruce Campbell’s Gumbo Ho-tep was said to be Elvis Presley’s
second favorite food after the banana, peanut butter and bacon
sandwich. This soup is just like the gumbo his mummy used to make
and, as a significant source of Vitamin JFK, it is now served in all fine
nursing homes throughout East Texas.
Gumbo
Ho-Tep
• SERVING SUGGESTION:
FOLLOW A BOWL OF GUMBO HO-TEP WITH CHOCOLATE
DING DONGS, BABY RUTH AND PAYDAY BARS.
NET WT.
10 3/ 4 OZ.
(305g)
BRUCE CAMPBELL’S
SOUP COMPANY
JACKSONVILLE, OR
BY DAVE MAASS • DESIGN BY CHRIS KALB
MAKE YOUR OWN BRUCE CAMPBELL’S SOUP CANS
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QUICK & EASY DIRECTIONS
MIX SOUP + 1 CAN WATER
1. Remove from frying pan.
2. Place in fire.