Untitled - Th3rd World Studios

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Untitled - Th3rd World Studios
Egypt. The Grand Pyramids.
I don’t like this,
Fassad. Not one bit.
Why would King Abbas
request such an
urgent meeting, just
hours before tonight’s
show... and why such
a remote location?
Most unusual.
Fassad did not think
to question his Royal
Highness, Boss. You
have the relic he
desires, yes?
it’s a trinket,
nothing more.
if the recent
borrowing of his
country’s historical
artifacts by the British
has Abbas worried, I’m
more than happy to
return it to him.
it can’t beI don’t believe
my eyes! it’s
Thomas Fleet!
But, you do have
it now, yes? On
your person?
What a pleasure to meet
you, sir! My son and I are
huge fans- we have seen
all of your films. I can’t
believe it’s really you!
The iNTREPiD
ESCAPEGOAT!
Mr. Fleet, will
you show us a
magic trick?
Something
amazing?
Tell you what. I’m running a bit
late, but I’d be honored if you
would be my guests at the Royal
Opera House tonight. I’m
debuting my latest act...
...the
SixtyShackle
Sandstorm
Escape!
Ooh! Or can you
take us for a
ride on the
famous Obsidian
Engine?
A thousand thanks,
Mr. Fleet!
See you at
the show!
{Snort!}
I would
not be
so sure...
You’re
certain
this is the
place?
Yes, Boss.
Great King Abbas
says to meet him
within the
pyramid’s main
chamber.
We’ll be
back in
plenty of
time to
prepare for
the act.
we had better be. I don’t
want any mishaps tonight,
fassad. your ineptitude
nearly killed me in paris.
{Hmmph!}
that was not
fassad’s
fault!
as my assistant it is
your responsibility
to maintain all of
the show’s
equipment, and to
organize my
demanding social
schedule.
you got it, boss!
intense focus and
concentration
from here on, yes?
this little
excursion proves
a lack of focus
and concentration
on both fronts.
Now about that
relic his royal
highness
requested...
Would you like
me to carry it?
Why on Earth do you
keep asking me about
that? this ruin is
probably littered
with traps.
Try
keeping
your eye
peeled for
anything
suspicious.
What makes
you say
that?! Who
said anything
about
traps?!
There is
no trap!
suspicious?
Traps?!
Pull yourself
together, manyou’re acting
even stranger
than usual.
Meh! Look at me,
I’m the Intrepid
EscapeGoat...
I’m the world’s
greatest escape
artist! Meh, meh,
meh!
I am
fine.
We should
pick up the
pace, yes?
The King is
waiting.
TEP
!
M
O
O
O
B
Oops...
{Whuf!}
LOOK
OUT!
!
M
O
M
BOO OO OM
B O B OO
We will
be crushed
to dust!
Faster,
you dolt!
...jUMP!
Not today.
Ready...
BOOOM !
{Ooof!}
We... we made it?
Yes!
The Temple of
the Twin Gods!
ha!
Rich! I am
going to be
rich! Now I will
be the star!
The world will
marvel at the
Fantastic
Fassad!
I don’t think
you’ve been
entirely honest
with me.
I’m getting the
distinct impression
that we’re not
here to meet
king abbas.
is that
so... ?
wham!
time to
fess up,
fassad.
what are we
really doing
here?
{GAK!}
Tut-tut.
Allow moi.
Who... ?
STOP!
I can
explain!
{Kaff!}
You are
late,
yes?
Handcuffs? You
boys really thought
this through.
Ah, forgive
me. This
pyramide, she
is quite
dangerous.
I told you to bring
leg irons, Plombier.
You, sailor- do not
take your eyes off
him for a moment!
Plombier!
it is Admiral
Plombier now,
s’il vous plait.
men? take him.
I always knew you
were a snake.
Clever, clever.
I will miss your
sense of humor
the most.
What does a
fool need with
a worthless
stone carving?
hold him back.
aha! Here it is!
I’ll just help
myself, yes?
it was me who
discovered it’s
true purpose.
Me, Fassad!
All this time
in your
possession
and you had
no idea.
it controls
the ultimate
power!
You are the fool!
And now I will
finally get what
I deserve!
Count
on it...
The Blood
of isis!
Can we move
this along,
snake?
This dry air
disturbs
me.
I did my part, yes?
Now you do yours.
make the Intrepid
EscapeGoat disappear,
Plombier...
...Forever.
This is madness. Whatever
Fassad told you is a lie.
Admiral
Plombier.
I dislike this
snake.
Take him away.
Au revoir, goat.
Not this
time, goat.
in fact, he
has proven
quite
invaluable.
I learned of the
ancient weapons housed
in this temple after
some... discussion
with a captured
Egyptian spy.
We forced open
the first tomb
and found...
he spoke
of Weapons so
powerful they
can control
the very
elements that
surround us.
if his tale were true,
I could finally crush the
British swine currently in
power and take control of this
awful country for France!
...nothing. Zero.
But fortune, she smiles
on Admiral Plombier.
After you escaped
capture following the
incident you caused in
Morocco, your snake
ami, fearing for his
own skin, he makes
a deal.
He knows the legend,
and he can provide
the missing key-and
he will exchange it
for your life.
Tres bien!
And now, at long last,
I will use the power
to flood this
horrible desert!
You see, my Officiers Superieurs
desire this arid speck of the
globe for their own empire.
To me? it is a waste. I detest
dry land. But once the ocean
reclaims the desert- how
do you Americans put it?
Everybody wins!
There!
That must
be it, yes?
Fantastique!
k
c
a
l
c
We should
check.
Secure le
prisoner!
Qu'est-ce
que c'est?
do not
move, goat.
Sacre bleu!
I wouldn’t
dream of it.
is that...
a little
girl?!
iSiS LiVES
ONCE MORE!
HA! This
petite fille is
the ultimate
power?
Err... I must
bid you farewell,
fassad should
plombier.
be preparing for
his debut
performance.
What has
happened to my
brother?
Tell me,
mortal...
...Where
is Osiris?!
Save your
demands, child.
I am the one
who brought
you back.
You will
do as I
command.
the stage waits
for no snake, yes?
Now be a
good girl... and
make it rain.
WHAT?!? He is the greatest
escape artist in the world,
you idiots!
incroyable!
He will be out
of those chains
in minutes!
Wait a minute...
where is Fleet?
Dead already?
Quoi? Non,
snake.
We chained him
up. Back there.
B-B-Boss! Thank
goodness you
are unharmed!
Seconds,
actually.
Bop!
Stow it.
You’re
fired.
WHAAAAAAAa...!
{Ooof!}
{GUK!}
a Pleasure
seeing you again,
Plombier.
OOCH!
PUNT!
Hey!
Princess, huh?
it’s not
safe here.
Unhand
me, servant!
Your Princess
commands
you!
Until I sort
this all out,
you’re coming
with me.
Do not let
them escape!
Get them!
None shall
escape.
You.
You are the one who
desecrated my tomb.
Cursed me for all time.
Trapped me here.
Non!
Monstrestay back!
You will pay.
Where are you
taking me?
Who was
that man?
bah! enough!
Listen,
kid...
Where are
the dancers?
and the fire
jugglers?
you better not
have wrinkled
my dress!
Where’s the
feast? I’m
starving!
This is
the worst
ceremony
ever.
...isis... er,
your highness.
See this? I’m here to
protect you. I’m your
personal, royal
bodyguard now.
Understand?
Good.
{Hrmmph!}
How crass!
Now pleasestop talking.
SNARL!
AiYEEE!
AAARGH!
Yes.
And no.
pop!
That doesn’t
sound friendly...
Quicklyget inside.
is that your
chariot?
Are those
your men?
I know movie stars who
are less demanding.
I’ll start
the engine,
you release
the brakesthrow that
switch!
I am a princess.
Manual labor is
for servants.
Only one guard
left? I might make
the show tonight
after all!
Now drive. I
wish to survey
my kingdom.
Stay put until
I tell you
it’s safe.
woof?
Nice
doggie.
Well,
that’s new.
Stay.
Now...
yelp!
...play dead.
isis! hit the
brakes! Throw
the other
switch!
switch!
No!
now
you’ve done
it, thomas.
we’re
heading
the wrong
way.
Abandon
le ship!
...and track!
No?!?
What do you
mean no?!?
insolent child!
We're running
out of time...
Servant! This
voyage bores
me. Stop fooling
around with that
mutt at once!
I demand to be
entertained.
Bah! I don't
think you've
grasped the
gravity of
our current
situation, your
highness...
...because once
gravity gets it's grasp
on us, it's punching a
one way ticket...
...straight to the
bottom of
Pharaoh's Gorge!
{Sigh.}
Must I take
care of
everything?
We're...
flying?!?
that’s some trick.
You might come in
handy after all, kid.
Providing
we survive
this landing,
I'm currently
looking to
hire on a new
assistant.
isis, a lowly
assistant? Are
you mad?
We can discuss
the details
later. Brace
yourself!
whoa!
Cairo,
dead ahead!
That's my girl.
WHEEEEEEE!
isis! Are
youFaster-faster-faster!
Coming
through!
Ha-ha-haha-ha!
Look-The Royal
Opera House!
This will be an
entrance they'll
never forget...
good
heavens!
My word!
{Cough!}
{Cough!}
Ladies and
gentlemen...
{GASP!}
what’s
happening?!
...are you ready
for the show?