Untitled - Th3rd World Studios
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Untitled - Th3rd World Studios
Egypt. The Grand Pyramids. I don’t like this, Fassad. Not one bit. Why would King Abbas request such an urgent meeting, just hours before tonight’s show... and why such a remote location? Most unusual. Fassad did not think to question his Royal Highness, Boss. You have the relic he desires, yes? it’s a trinket, nothing more. if the recent borrowing of his country’s historical artifacts by the British has Abbas worried, I’m more than happy to return it to him. it can’t beI don’t believe my eyes! it’s Thomas Fleet! But, you do have it now, yes? On your person? What a pleasure to meet you, sir! My son and I are huge fans- we have seen all of your films. I can’t believe it’s really you! The iNTREPiD ESCAPEGOAT! Mr. Fleet, will you show us a magic trick? Something amazing? Tell you what. I’m running a bit late, but I’d be honored if you would be my guests at the Royal Opera House tonight. I’m debuting my latest act... ...the SixtyShackle Sandstorm Escape! Ooh! Or can you take us for a ride on the famous Obsidian Engine? A thousand thanks, Mr. Fleet! See you at the show! {Snort!} I would not be so sure... You’re certain this is the place? Yes, Boss. Great King Abbas says to meet him within the pyramid’s main chamber. We’ll be back in plenty of time to prepare for the act. we had better be. I don’t want any mishaps tonight, fassad. your ineptitude nearly killed me in paris. {Hmmph!} that was not fassad’s fault! as my assistant it is your responsibility to maintain all of the show’s equipment, and to organize my demanding social schedule. you got it, boss! intense focus and concentration from here on, yes? this little excursion proves a lack of focus and concentration on both fronts. Now about that relic his royal highness requested... Would you like me to carry it? Why on Earth do you keep asking me about that? this ruin is probably littered with traps. Try keeping your eye peeled for anything suspicious. What makes you say that?! Who said anything about traps?! There is no trap! suspicious? Traps?! Pull yourself together, manyou’re acting even stranger than usual. Meh! Look at me, I’m the Intrepid EscapeGoat... I’m the world’s greatest escape artist! Meh, meh, meh! I am fine. We should pick up the pace, yes? The King is waiting. TEP ! M O O O B Oops... {Whuf!} LOOK OUT! ! M O M BOO OO OM B O B OO We will be crushed to dust! Faster, you dolt! ...jUMP! Not today. Ready... BOOOM ! {Ooof!} We... we made it? Yes! The Temple of the Twin Gods! ha! Rich! I am going to be rich! Now I will be the star! The world will marvel at the Fantastic Fassad! I don’t think you’ve been entirely honest with me. I’m getting the distinct impression that we’re not here to meet king abbas. is that so... ? wham! time to fess up, fassad. what are we really doing here? {GAK!} Tut-tut. Allow moi. Who... ? STOP! I can explain! {Kaff!} You are late, yes? Handcuffs? You boys really thought this through. Ah, forgive me. This pyramide, she is quite dangerous. I told you to bring leg irons, Plombier. You, sailor- do not take your eyes off him for a moment! Plombier! it is Admiral Plombier now, s’il vous plait. men? take him. I always knew you were a snake. Clever, clever. I will miss your sense of humor the most. What does a fool need with a worthless stone carving? hold him back. aha! Here it is! I’ll just help myself, yes? it was me who discovered it’s true purpose. Me, Fassad! All this time in your possession and you had no idea. it controls the ultimate power! You are the fool! And now I will finally get what I deserve! Count on it... The Blood of isis! Can we move this along, snake? This dry air disturbs me. I did my part, yes? Now you do yours. make the Intrepid EscapeGoat disappear, Plombier... ...Forever. This is madness. Whatever Fassad told you is a lie. Admiral Plombier. I dislike this snake. Take him away. Au revoir, goat. Not this time, goat. in fact, he has proven quite invaluable. I learned of the ancient weapons housed in this temple after some... discussion with a captured Egyptian spy. We forced open the first tomb and found... he spoke of Weapons so powerful they can control the very elements that surround us. if his tale were true, I could finally crush the British swine currently in power and take control of this awful country for France! ...nothing. Zero. But fortune, she smiles on Admiral Plombier. After you escaped capture following the incident you caused in Morocco, your snake ami, fearing for his own skin, he makes a deal. He knows the legend, and he can provide the missing key-and he will exchange it for your life. Tres bien! And now, at long last, I will use the power to flood this horrible desert! You see, my Officiers Superieurs desire this arid speck of the globe for their own empire. To me? it is a waste. I detest dry land. But once the ocean reclaims the desert- how do you Americans put it? Everybody wins! There! That must be it, yes? Fantastique! k c a l c We should check. Secure le prisoner! Qu'est-ce que c'est? do not move, goat. Sacre bleu! I wouldn’t dream of it. is that... a little girl?! iSiS LiVES ONCE MORE! HA! This petite fille is the ultimate power? Err... I must bid you farewell, fassad should plombier. be preparing for his debut performance. What has happened to my brother? Tell me, mortal... ...Where is Osiris?! Save your demands, child. I am the one who brought you back. You will do as I command. the stage waits for no snake, yes? Now be a good girl... and make it rain. WHAT?!? He is the greatest escape artist in the world, you idiots! incroyable! He will be out of those chains in minutes! Wait a minute... where is Fleet? Dead already? Quoi? Non, snake. We chained him up. Back there. B-B-Boss! Thank goodness you are unharmed! Seconds, actually. Bop! Stow it. You’re fired. WHAAAAAAAa...! {Ooof!} {GUK!} a Pleasure seeing you again, Plombier. OOCH! PUNT! Hey! Princess, huh? it’s not safe here. Unhand me, servant! Your Princess commands you! Until I sort this all out, you’re coming with me. Do not let them escape! Get them! None shall escape. You. You are the one who desecrated my tomb. Cursed me for all time. Trapped me here. Non! Monstrestay back! You will pay. Where are you taking me? Who was that man? bah! enough! Listen, kid... Where are the dancers? and the fire jugglers? you better not have wrinkled my dress! Where’s the feast? I’m starving! This is the worst ceremony ever. ...isis... er, your highness. See this? I’m here to protect you. I’m your personal, royal bodyguard now. Understand? Good. {Hrmmph!} How crass! Now pleasestop talking. SNARL! AiYEEE! AAARGH! Yes. And no. pop! That doesn’t sound friendly... Quicklyget inside. is that your chariot? Are those your men? I know movie stars who are less demanding. I’ll start the engine, you release the brakesthrow that switch! I am a princess. Manual labor is for servants. Only one guard left? I might make the show tonight after all! Now drive. I wish to survey my kingdom. Stay put until I tell you it’s safe. woof? Nice doggie. Well, that’s new. Stay. Now... yelp! ...play dead. isis! hit the brakes! Throw the other switch! switch! No! now you’ve done it, thomas. we’re heading the wrong way. Abandon le ship! ...and track! No?!? What do you mean no?!? insolent child! We're running out of time... Servant! This voyage bores me. Stop fooling around with that mutt at once! I demand to be entertained. Bah! I don't think you've grasped the gravity of our current situation, your highness... ...because once gravity gets it's grasp on us, it's punching a one way ticket... ...straight to the bottom of Pharaoh's Gorge! {Sigh.} Must I take care of everything? We're... flying?!? that’s some trick. You might come in handy after all, kid. Providing we survive this landing, I'm currently looking to hire on a new assistant. isis, a lowly assistant? Are you mad? We can discuss the details later. Brace yourself! whoa! Cairo, dead ahead! That's my girl. WHEEEEEEE! isis! Are youFaster-faster-faster! Coming through! Ha-ha-haha-ha! Look-The Royal Opera House! This will be an entrance they'll never forget... good heavens! My word! {Cough!} {Cough!} Ladies and gentlemen... {GASP!} what’s happening?! ...are you ready for the show?