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2006/11/23 11 I SSUE VOLUME 61 inside News Comments Diversions Features Arts & Culture Listings Sports The university of Winnipeg student weekly NOV 23, 2006 vol. 61 Issue 11 e-mail » [email protected] on the web » uniter.ca 02 06 08 10 12 17 20 02 U of W gets lots of green to be green 10 A Cold War Adversary of the US Rises Again 12 Keeping things simple with Slean 20 Uniter Grey Cup Coverage Province Commits $10 M to College for the Environment Sandinista Party Elected in Nicaragua There’s more to this Sarah than just music Check out what the Uniter Sports team says about the CFL ♼ November 23, 2006 0 The Uniter contact: uniter @ uniter.ca NEWS UNITER STAFF Managing Editor Jo Snyder [email protected] » Business Manager James D. 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We also reserve the right to edit for length and/or style. » CONTACT US General Inquiries: 204.786.9790 Advertising: 204.786.9779 Editors: 204.786.9497 Fax: 204.783.7080 Email: [email protected] » LOCATION Room ORM14 University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Avenue Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 2E9 Cover Image Shouresh Jalili Living thing Senior Reporter: D e r e k L E-mail: [email protected] e s c has in News Editor: W hit ne y L ig ht E-mail: [email protected] Efforts preserve and promote the language of Métis » ARTS & CULTURE EDITOR [email protected] ie b r e c ht Avoiding death COMMENTS EDITOR [email protected] Mike Lewis News Editor: R ic har d L E-mail: [email protected] “We’re losing the language and losing it fast,” says Gerri Belanger, a genealogist at Winnipeg’s Métis Culture and Historical Resource Centre. She’s referring to Michif, the mixed language of mostly French nouns and Cree verbs that originated from the Red River Métis over 200 years ago. Today there are less than 1000 speakers. In a presentation at the U of W on Nov. 22, Nicole Rosen, a French professor at the University of Lethbridge, explained efforts to bring the language back from the brink of extinction. “Michif is an insiders language. It was used at home,” says Rosen. “It’s been hidden from many people for a long time. Little has been written about it and linguists only became aware of it in the 1950s.” Metis people are the descendents of European fur traders, mostly French Canadian, and North American aboriginal women. Michif is the language that emerged from this contact, and is synonymous with the word ‘Métis’. Some Métis, in fact, prefer to call themselves Michif. The language of Michif is not “written in stone”, as the MCHRC points out. Various cultural and regional dialects exist. Rosen is part of a small community of scholars currently researching the language. She was long interested in languages of contact, and most of those referred to during her education were various creoles and pidgins. Michif stood out as a unique language—it mixes elements of French and Cree grammars to form its own—and it also intrigued Rosen because it originated in her home province, Manitoba. During the nineteenth century, explains Rosen, being able to speak Michif was, for some, a desirable quality. “Multilingualism was prized and sought after by European fur traders,” says Rosen. Michif speakers were valued as interpreters. By the 1880s, however, the need for interpreters dissipated and “the Metis went into hiding.” Cultural shame amongst Métis became prevalent in the twentieth century as European peoples enforced European customs and forbid speaking or teaching Michif. “A lot of people remember their grandparents speaking it” but they didn’t know what it was, says Rosen. Belanger can relate. “My mother’s older siblings spoke Michif a bit as well as Ojibwe, but they could not teach it to their children because of school policies. It was only English in the schools.” Michif is still spoken in some communities on the prairies, including Saint-Laurent and Camperville, MB and I’le a la Crosse and Buffalo Narrows, SK. Notably, Manitoba’s former Lieutenant-Governor Yvon Dumont is fluent in Michif. Now a resurgence of Métis pride seems to be taking place. Rosen suggests there are two groups of people seeking to reclaim their heri- tage: elders, who would like more opportunity to speak the language; and young people, who want to get back to their roots. To help these groups preserve and restore Michif culture, the MCHRC opened in 1996 and includes a library of Métis cultural documents. Most of them, however, are in English. Little Michif is written down, but efforts to improve resources are happening. With Michif speaker Rita Flamand, MCHRC published a lesson guide in 2002 with two CDs of materials called Michif Conversational Lessons for Beginners. Flamand has helped with Rosen’s research in the past. Rosen is currently working in collaboration with the Louis Riel Institute of the Manitoba Metis Federation on a course package, hoping to begin Michif classes in fall 2008. She has been trying to outline a grammar. “Nothing is written down in terms of grammatical rules. All languages have rules, but they have to be found.” Other language revitalization efforts include the Michif Masters Apprenticeship Progam. It pairs young people with Metis elders to do activities together, such as fishing or baking, while using the language. And in Brandon, MB, says Rosen, a Michif speaker is doing some teaching at a daycare. Spreading Michif today will be a challenge. As Rosen points out, adults must be taught because children aren’t learning it at home anymore. “It’s much more difficult to pass on now. I don’t know anyone under age 50 who speaks it.” Marketing competition puts Admin faculty on the map Kristy Rydz to happen, it was just a matter of funding,” Sacco tunity to fund the competition and show off stu- Volunteer Staff explains. After being told that the team wouldn’t dents’ talents and knowledge. happen, Sacco looked to voices outside the fac- F ulty to help pressure it for funding. Shortly before Despite challenges, the new team is excelling. or the first time in five years a team from the competition began funding was granted, “We’re doing really well. The amount that the University of Winnipeg is taking part leaving advisor Peter Janciw, U of W Business we’ve already learned in seven weeks may be in the Manitoba International Marketing and Computer Science graduate and MIMC fi- more than in our whole degree. It’s equivalent Competition (MIMC). The four members are nalist in 2000, with little time to hold interviews to an internship,” Sacco says. The team has av- competing, despite funding challenges, against for team members. eraged fifteen to twenty hours a week in partic- teams from universities all over Canada and the ipation hours. world, including Queen’s and McMaster, and The competition, which requires a strategy European, Mexican, American, and African uni- statement worth 30 per cent of the team’s over- versities. The contest is in its twenty-fifth year. The challenge on this anniversary: to simulate, online, the running of a multi-million dollar settop box company, such as TiVo, through multiple quarters over a three month period, Oct. through Dec. U of W Administration Studies students Andrea Penner, Farhan Irteza, Jennifer Sacco and “Administration studies are the second largest major at the University and people don’t know they exist” Todd Noakes took up the task. Their first hurdle –Jennifer Sacco, was securing a grant to actually register for the marketing team member competition. all grade, culminates Jan. 4 to 7 at the Radisson Hotel, where all teams gather to present and defend their companies. If successful, they move on to a presentation in front of Winnipeg’s prominent business community. Finally, the winner will be announced based on all three components: performance, strategy statement, and presentation. For participants, MIMC is not only a competition but a great way to network with students on an international scale, and make a name for “I don’t take no for an answer easily,” says themselves and the faculty. Mixed media, pencil-drawing/digital Sacco with a smile. She spearheaded the campaign to reintroduce the competition after a five After Janciw competed in 2000, the mar- largest major at the University and people don’t www.ibowtonoman.com year absence and get the Administration and keting team folded when coordinator Prof. John know they exist,” says Sacco. “We want to put a Computer Science Department to provide the Melnyk took sabbatical leave. Subsequently, name out there for U of W. We want to prove that $600 registration fee. Administrative Studies merged with Computer U of W Admin. students are talented and don’t all Science, resulting in a lack of desire and oppor- go to U of M.” “The Chair, the Dean, and I really wanted it “Administration studies are the second contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 NEWS Art keeps the inner city ticking 0 Portage on Arlington and is a self-proclaimed “true Westender.” Shelly Anthis, video artist and past Art From the Heart volunteer, whose short i have lived was shown on Friday night, has lived in the West End for about three years, Kenton Smith ceived remunerations for their work,” says Shena Alcock, a volunteer with Artbeat Staff Reporter Schlichting. Last year, roughly one third of Studio involved with Art from the Heart for the “There’s a real wealth of artists in this the exhibited works at the sale were sold. The first time this year says she has never tried to neighbourhood,” Crowick says. Anthis de- workshops scheduled for next year largely sell her art until now. clares: “The inner city is so eclectic that anyone S and presently works at the Good Food Club. everal local community groups intend to focus upon elements of professional develop- “I had to let go of my art,” she says, “but ensure that art beats in the heart of inner ment, from grant and CV writing to treating art it’s something I’ve always dreamed about.” For To further strengthen the Spence neigh- city Winnipeg throughout the year 2007. as a small business. Alcock, selling is just a bonus: “It’s more about bourhood, the SNA has also been consulting can fit into Art from the Heart.” Initiated in 1999, Art from the Heart, an just being creative.” To that end she says she with the Winnipeg Art Council’s WITH ART annual commercial art expo showcasing the wants to be involved with the year-round pro- Program, in which community groups and art- work of amateur, low-income, and inner city grams, in the capacities of both student and, ists in Winnipeg collaborate to create a proj- artists, celebrated its seventh year last week- possibly, presenter. ect plan and, ultimately, a work of public art. A end at the Magnus Eliason Recreation Centre There’s a real wealth on Langside. About 250 pieces of art comprised the show, the highlight of which was the lively Friday-night opening festivities. They featured outdoor fire pits, an outdoor showing of shorts by local video artists, and a performance by Communities developing and sharing of artists in [Spence] neighbourhood.” Gordon Bell High School jazz students. Art from the Heart is, however, no longer –Pat Crowick, just a once-a-year happening. Due to over- video artist proposal will be made to WAC in the spring. their skills is the basis for Community Economic Schlichting has worked specifically with Development, says Inonge Aliaga, Executive Local Investment Toward Employment (LITE), Director Neighbourhood and more generally in the area of CED. Seeing Association, Art from the Heart’s other co- of the Spence Art from the Heart as an example of CED, sponsor. The SNA has been “the funnel for the Schlichting started volunteering with the event funding from the beginning”, ensuring that the years ago and notes, “It takes a bunch of volun- program had a facility, the MERC. teers to pull it off.” “CED is about strengthening commu- Crowick points out that the video art- whelming interest and demand, the co-spon- nities,” says Aliaga. Art from the Heart was ists essentially act as volunteers, as they are soring St. Matthews-Maryland Community started for the same purpose. She adds that unable to physically sell their exhibited work. Ministry will be offering free monthly work- the SNA is interested in strengthening artists “Hopefully,” he says, “we’ll be able to pay them in the “area we look after”, Spence neighbour- next year.” shops throughout 2007, starting in late January. The hope, says Schlichting, is to change According to co-coordinator Karen Schlichting, perceptions—to make participants, most of the primary purpose of both the yearly sale them without any fine arts training, see them- and the ongoing program is to show partic- selves as something other than unemployable. ipants how art can be a generator of income, Schlichting says that many of the participants Alcock, for instance, presently lives on however small. have hopes of becoming professional artists, or Maryland north of Portage. Pat Crowick, a have at least the desire to in some way realize video artist who co-coordinated the video ex- their long-suppressed creative inclinations. hibition for last Friday’s event, lives north of “For some of the artists, if someone buys their art, it may be the first time they’ve re- Wipe out the hate Ksenia Prints Beat reporter hood north of Portage. It’s an area that from which many of the participants in Art from the Heart hail. Altogether, it’s an opportunity that reaps great personal rewards for participants. What is celebrated in the end, according to Schlichting, are “the talents and imagination of the marginalized.” “It’s hopeful.” UofW Holds Transgendered day of Remeberance Despite Winnipeg’s overall progressive attitude, gender-related hate crimes happen here as well. A “A lot of people in Winnipeg are ostrasolemn group of students with signs cized, harassed and verbally and physically as- and candles gathered in the Quad saulted,” says Breckon. “They are being harmed Nov. 20. The University of Winnipeg and hated based on their identity.” hosted its second annual Transgender Day of Furthermore, Breckon believes that trans- Remembrance (TDOR), a day to recognize that gender rights are 20 years behind queer rights. hate crimes against transgendered individuals “There’s this notion that male and female are are still very much an issue. it, and there are no other genders possible or “The TDOR is set aside to remember and allowed,” Breckon says. honour the lives of individuals who are per- Monday’s silent protest took place at the ceived to be crossing the gender boundary bottom of the escalator. Signs displayed vari- lines,” says Miles Rune Breckon, the event’s ous anti-transgender crimes’ related statistics. main organizer. Transgender is an umbrella A selected list of victims’ names and murder term that refers to people who do not fit within information were read in vigil in the Quad after traditional gender definitions. which a group continued to the Part-Time and Mature Students’ Centre. “We opted for the sombreness because There’s this notion that it’s only our first year,” says Breckon. If all goes well, next year’s ceremony will be comprised of two events, one of which will be of a more cel- male and female are it, and ebratory nature. there are no other genders Campaign is also a part of this year’s TDOR. possible or allowed.” –Miles Rune Breckon, TDOR organizer In a political move, the Bathroom Since last year, the LGBT campus group has been lobbying for a unisex bathroom, which will eliminate transgender persons’ dis- comfort with using gender-defined bathrooms. Anonymous questionnaires were hung throughout the University to gather students’ opinions on the matter, and the TDOR vigil was utilized to present the results. The main goal of the event is to familiar- From 1970 to Nov. 2005 at least 142 people ize students with transgender issues and dan- have been reported murdered based on their gers, as well as foster love without discrimina- gender identity. But Breckon believes there tion. have been many more victims than that of various gender-related hate crimes. “It needs to be remembered that everybody’s valuable. Everybody has experienced “It’s not simple murder. It’s to wipe out some kind of oppression, and through that that person.” In these instances, faces and we can get to talking… Then comes action,” bodies have often been mutilated beyond rec- Breckon optimistically concludes. ognition. Students and community hold a vigil at the U of W to remember transgender victims of violence and hate crimes. PHOTO: NATASHA PETERSON November 23, 2006 0 The Uniter News Editor: W hit ne y L ig ht E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca NEWS Canadian & World U of W science complex underway Province announces major contribution News BriefS Compiled by Brooke Dmytriw DAKARBEIJING—After being hindered for over a year, the online encyclopaedic website wikipedia.com became accessible again to Chinese citizens. The Chinese version of Wikipedia (zh.wikipedia.org) could be searched for apolitical vocabulary, but searches conducted for terms related to China’s anti-Communist history were blocked. According to Reuters, China is the world’s second-largest internet market with 123 million internet users and that amount is expected to increase. Reporters Without Borders, a media advocacy group who welcomed the unblocking, acknowledged that the Chinese government had to loosen its internet control if it wants to develop its internet business potential. Before the slackening of controls Ksenia Prints on Wikipedia, some Chinese users were able to gain full Beat reporter access to the site through proxy servers and other roundabout means. The Chinese government regularly blocks access to many international websites that it judges to be subversive. Internet pages are also screened and filtered for sensitive words and opinions. DETROIT—Sisayehiticha Dinssa, an unem- ployed US citizen, was arrested at the Detroit Metropolitan Airport for carrying $77, 000 cash and information about nuclear material and poisons. Dinssa, who resides in Dallas, arrived at the airport from Nigeria via Amsterdam and was destined for Phoenix, Arizona. Federal agents held Dinssa after a security dog caught the scent of narcotics on the money he was carrying. He admitted to the agent he was carrying $18, 000, but when security went through his luggage they found another $59, 000, reported the Associated Press. Dinssa was also carrying a laptop, which after being scrutinized was revealed to contain files about nuclear materials and cyanide. Charges were laid T he construction of an innovative science and environmental studies complex at the University of Winnipeg is closer than ever. On Nov. 16 Gary Doer announced that the provincial government is contributing $10 million to the Richardson College for the Environment. The proposed complex will be built in place of the Galaxy Skateland on Portage and Langside, and will connect to the University via a green corridor. Covered with platinum for generating solar energy, it will be built in accordance to LEED (Leadership in Energy and Environmental Design) standards. The purpose of the building, according to Terry Cristall, science complex prime archi- against Dinssa for concealing more than $10, 000. Other charges may follow. CHICAGO—Human heart valves were success- fully grown from amniotic fluid stem cells. The experiment, conducted by a Swiss scientist, is intended to cultivate heart valves in the lab while the foetus develops and have the valves ready for implantation into babies born with such heart defects. The evolution of the research could mean that people will be able to supply their own replacement heart parts. Heart defects are detectable during pregnancy through ultrasound testing. The Associated Press “The building is a vote of confidence in the U of W and a commitment to postsecondary education. reported that approximately one million babies are born –Dr. Lloyd Axworthy, each year with heart complications. More infants die within U of W president their first year of life from heart problems than any other ities. Doer believes the “university and downtown are growing together, not dying”, and the complex will foster even more cooperation between the two. The green corridor will be used for activities with inner city youth that teach the principles of environmental care and preservation. The centre’s proximity to the Spence Neighbourhood Association is also not accidental. The building is estimated to cost $30 million. Part of the Province’s $10 million contribution will come from the much-contested C48 Bill, the NDP budget amendment that was passed in 2005 and committed up to $1.5 billion for the purposes of lowering the cost of postsecondary education. Premier Doer pledged to collect another $15 million through a joint fundraising campaign with the University over the next three years. The initial contribution to the project, a $3.5 million donation from the Richardson Family, Firm and Foundation, was announced late in Sept. The complex is projected to be finished by late 2009. It is currently in the design and planning stages. Building is scheduled to start late summer 2007. The contribution came as part of Doer’s Nov. 15 Throne Speech, in which he also announced up to 60 per cent tuition rebate for students who stay in Manitoba. “Students are our future, along with renewable energy,” says Doer. He added that he will continue fighting for the tuition freeze. “We think that for every family or student, if they can buy a house faster instead of repaying debt, they’ll be better off.” birth defects. TUKTOYAKTUK—Inuit hunters reluctantly killed Beluga whales trapped in saltwater lakes in the Husky Lakes area near the Northwest Territory city. Around 80 became trapped in the lakes last month when the channel and the bodies of water started freezing over. Residents were hopeful that the whales would escape, but a storm two weeks ago froze the channel entirely and left the belugas with an open breathing hole of about 600 square feet. The Canadian Press reported that hunters concluded that the whales would have to be put down rather than let suffer by freezing to death. The whales that are the size of a mini-van would provide enough meat and muktuk for several communities to last over the winter months. ANKARA—The Turkish government suspended its military relation with France over Turkey’s Armenian controversy. The breakdown relates to recent French legislation that would criminalize genocide denial, which Turkey’s mass killing of Armenians in the twentieth century constitutes. The legislation still has to meet the approval of the Senate and the President, reported the Associated Press. The military views the French bill as detrimental to Turkish-French relations. Turkey has previously severed ties with some French companies after similar disputes about the Armenians arose. The two countries have participated in military training together and are both NATO members. France has also been an arms supplier to Turkey. Turkey denies that the death of an estimated 1.5 million Armenians organized and conducted by Turkish of- tect and principal of Number Ten Architectural Group, is to “capture the sunlight and other natural resources to minimize the requirement for energy consumption.” This will be achieved through the use of light shelves, solar capture windows, water collecting pools, and a large Atrium that will overlook Portage Ave. and serve as the “lungs of the building.” Ultimately, Cristall hopes it could become a no-artificial energy building. The materials used to build will be local, natural, and capable of reducing the energy cost of the building. The centre could become a world-class model of environmental sustainability. Doer hopes it “will not only be attractive for students to come to Manitoba, but draw future research as well.” Dr. Lloyd Axworthy, University president and vice-chancellor, calls the government’s donation “a vote of confidence in the U of W and a commitment to post-secondary education.” He hopes the science complex will “be a model of a sustainable energy building”, as well as a “centre for cutting-edge innovation and research.” Much emphasis has been placed on the utilisation of the centre for community activ- ficials was genocide. artists conceptions and plan by the Number Ten Architectural Group contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 NEWS Toronto prof uses hip hop to examine urban violence Derek Leschasin ing lecture at the U of W, Walcott spoke about the Senior Reporter messages of Canadian hip hop artists about urban ethnic Canadian communities and how they may T offer some insight into the flare-up of violence that oronto, traditionally known as Canada’s the mainstream Canadian public has only recently economic and cultural hub, has also become aware of, most notably with the Toronto become well-known for a relatively recent so-called Boxing Day shootings of last year. development—the rise of street crime and gun bat- Walcott singled out Canadian rappers K’naan, tles between warring gangs. There have been over Kardinal Offishall, and Jelleestone as particular 130 shooting incidents in the first half of this year examples of the kind of social commentary hip alone, a drop of 16 per cent from 2005 according to hop can provide. He noted their activist political Toronto police statistics. lyrics which link impoverished and and margin- Compiled by Cameron Maclean, Jenette Martens, Michelle Dobrovolny alised living conditions faced by some Canadian ing urban communities in Toronto, Winnipeg, minorities with the sort of neo-liberal socio-eco- and elsewhere? According to Rinaldo Walcott, an nomic policies that have been enacted throughout Associate Professor at the University of Toronto and Canada and North America from the days of Brian the Canada Research Chair in Social Justice and Mulroney and Ronald Reagan, to former Ontario Cultural Studies, some of the most poignant anal- Premier Mike Harris’s cuts to social programs in the yses of these events can be found within hip hop, 90s. At the same time, these artists reject the glori- despite its connotations of ‘bling’ culture and mi- fication of violence that tends to predominate in licing of the ethnic communities that are linked sogyny. mainstream hip hop. to violent crime. After the Boxing Day shootings of RefWorks users be aware PHOTO: TIM RAFFEY “Chuck D called hip-hop ‘the CNN of black Where once it may have made little sense to 2005, Walcott argues that “a war was declared on people’,” said Walcott, quoting the most famous speak of ghetto-inspired hip hop culture in Canada the black poor and working poor in Toronto.” While personality from the old-school political hip hop as anything but an imitation of the culture in the this may be related to the the drop in shooting in- group Public Enemy as he opened his guest lecture United States, Walcott argued that neo-liberal pol- cidents, ultimately Walcott argued that it will not at the University of Winnipeg on Nov. 15. “Clearly, icies are creating those conditions in Canada as solve the problem of what he refers to as “wasted what sells within hip hop... is deeply fraught with... well. human life”—marginalised populations. things happening.” Walcott’s research focuses on marginalised aspects of Canadian culture—ethnic minorities and cultural sub-groups. During his wide-rang- Similar to the situation of Toronto’s black “Listening to hip hop should be a crucial part community, “in Winnipeg, the language of gang of cultural studies,” said Walcott. “At each time we culture is attached to the Native community, and in can call rap into question for its misogyny, we can Vancouver, it’s South Asian youth,” said Walcott. also find spaces where something else has been What concerns Walcott is the increased po- Campus & Community Briefs How to account for the violence plagu- homophobia and misogyny. But there are other 0 created.” Recent changes in US privacy laws are prompting Canadian students and professors to change the way they conduct research, reported the Globe and Mail. For years many Canadian universities have subscribed to the US-based internet tool RefWorks, which allows users to compile research information in personal accounts. With the introduction of the Patriot Act, American authorities now have the power to search through any information – including personal information – that is stored on the server, without notice. Concerned for the privacy of faculty and students, several university libraries have switched their RefWorks accounts to a server based at the University of Toronto. Although the University of Winnipeg library has not yet moved to the U of T server, it plans to make the switch, interim librarian Karen Hunt said. However, the issue, she stressed, goes far beyond Canadian academics and their research. “This is an issue Canadian citizens should be concerned about.” She pointed out that many US-based internet organizations used by ordinary Canadians every day, from Amazon to Hotmail, store personal information on their servers. All of it is now open to search, without notification, by US authorities. West End mourns a beloved ‘man of action’ read, I could write. That I didn’t have to be com- daughter works at Ellice Café & Theatre, the non- ners who regularly attended Lehotsky’s sermons, UWSA Meeting recap profit community restaurant Lehotsky established first held in the basement of his Ellice Avenue in 2005. “He built housing. He was out there. He ac- home before the growing congregation moved to tually lived in the community, not in the suburbs. He its current address at 514 Maryland Street in 1986. lived with the people he was trying to help.” Wonnacott estimates the church now numbers The UWSA had a general meeting on Nov. 15. The meeting was held in the fish bowl and discussion included up coming events, by-law amendments, review of financial statements, and the presentation of reports. A by-law was created that outlined restrictions on the creation of levies. Other existing by-laws were edited. One important change will affect the students’ association election process. Now only the last two weeks of the five week process will be used to campaign. This was changed from the previous rule of three weeks of campaign. pletely vulnerable.” Wonnacott became one of a few of parishio- Michelle Dobrovolny BEAT Reporter “I know it’s weird, seeing me in the coffin and Lehotsky showed up on Mona Wonnacott’s then seeing me up here,” Reverend Harry Lehotsky front stoop 23 years ago. Newly arrived from New told the 2,000 mourners gathered at his funeral. The pastor’s final words came via a 33 minute video he made last spring, upon hearing that his pancreatic cancer was inoperable and that he had less than a year to live. Lehotsky died on Nov 11. He Lehotsky’s influence spread well beyond his congregation. Carlos, a 36-year-old former gang member who didn’t want his last name used, also He lived with the people attended the funeral. Hiding his red eyes behind a pair of dark sunglasses, Carlos described Lehotsky he was trying to help.” was 49 years old. Some of Winnipeg’s most prominent citizens, including Mayor Sam Katz, attended his Nov 15. fu- roughly 250 members. connected to the as an inspiring figure. “His words, his beliefs, will always be with –Don Ward, me. He spoke the truth. He taught me to just be who Ellice Street Cafe you are. Tell it like it is,” he said, his voice choking neral at Calvary Temple, attracting a horde of report- with emotion. “Harry helped me change my life. ers and camerapeople to the church’s front steps. Got me out of a gang situation, helped me with my Lehotsky’s semi-celebrity status in Winnipeg came York, the pastor was going door to door in the West from his work fighting crime, drugs and prostitution End to gather worshippers for his church. The single Lehotsky will continue to inspire community in the West End. In addition to running a Baptist mother of five said meeting Lehotsky was a turning work with a $5,000 scholarship in his name for stu- church, New Life Ministries, Lehotsky was a colum- point in her life. dents between the ages of 18-30 who show dedica- addictions.” nist for the Winnipeg Sun, and established several “I grew up in a house where I was sexually tion to improving the West End. Wonnacott, who has non-profit organizations aimed at improving the abused. When I met Harry, I was scared of him. I lived in the area for over 20 years, said Lehotsky’s area, such as Lazarus Housing. was scared to even go outside,” she said. “I was com- death is a significant loss to the entire neighbour- But Lehotsky is best remembered by many for pletely shut down. I knew I existed, but I didn’t feel hood. being a man of action, who wasn’t afraid to confront alive. Harry saw things in me that nobody else did, “Somebody asked me if there could ever be drug dealers on the street. and maybe nobody else ever will. I didn’t know I another Harry,” she said. “I told them, ‘Not in a could read. He showed me I could. That I could million years.’” “He didn’t just talk,” said Don Ward, whose The Province announced rebates for university students who stay in Manitoba. Will this be helpful? Josh Markham, second year, Environmental Studies and Geography – Its not worth sticking around for. People that are going to leave are going to leave, regardless. Either they’ll be offered more money than the few thousand bucks they’d get back by staying, or they will just really want to get out of Manitoba. It’s good for folks who will stay. But there has to be better programs that the Province could put in place to help students. Michelle Dombek, second year, Education – For me it’s good because I’m going to stay. All my family is here. Also, a lot of talented people are leaving for other provinces. This is an incentive for them to stay and keep the province alive. I know people in my family who finished university degrees with large debt and are still struggling years after. Amanda Kardal, fourth year, Education – It’s worthwhile because some people are leaving to go elsewhere while positions in fields here aren’t getting filled. There’s lots of competition with other provinces, lots of monetary incentives to leave Manitoba. At this point, that money from tuition would really make a difference. It will help students get out of debt. Tyler Morden, second year, IDS and Politics – It’s useless. I’m an IDS major and I’ll be leaving as soon as I’m done school. For students who want to do graduate work, there’s only the U of M. So many of those students will be leaving. And I wouldn’t want to give up five years. Students like to be spontaneous. Make your nomination now The YMCA-YWCA is accepting nominations for the 2007 Women of Distinction awards. Nominees can be entered into one of ten categories, honouring achievements in areas such as volunteerism, health promotion and technological innovation. First developed in 1977, the Women of Distinction awards give public recognition to exceptional women. Past recipients include Winnipeg Free Press columnist Lindor Reynolds, CKY news personality Sylvia Kuzyk, and writer Sandra Birdsell. Nomination applications can be downloaded at http://www.ywinnipeg. ca/wodnomination.html or can be picked up at any YMCA-YWCA location. The deadline for nominations is Jan. 31, 2007. November 23, 2006 0 The Uniter News Editor: W hit ne y L ig ht E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca EDITORIALS Editorials Shorts & Clichés Documenting the Wretched Land of Political Punditry – James Patterson Managing Editor: J o S ny de r E-mail: [email protected] A speech to set your watch to Especially if you have a 6 year timeline Jo Snyder WHITNEY LIGHT Managing Editor “We wait. We are bored. (He throws up his hand.) No, don’t protest, we are bored to death, there’s no denying it.” – Samuel Beckett Waiting for Dion Last Thursday was a long, disappointing day. It was the day when our Editorial Board almost met with Liberal leadership hopeful Stephane Dion and it most assuredly would’ve turned us all a permanent Liberal red. Instead, we waited. And waited. Eventually we tracked down the truant one and found out he instead opted for an ad-hoc Globe and Mail interview with Campbell Clark. Don’t get us wrong, we understand why we had to wait (we like the Globe too). We also acknowledge how politicians actually value our youthful audience. This being said, leadership hopefuls should take note of vapid and openly contrarian statements on their web site that can easily be used by those freshly scorned. Comments like this one, found on Dion’s website: “It’s hard to express the kind of pride I feel to be working for a candidate that isn’t just focused on the dayto-day horse-race of a campaign, but who really cares about consulting the youth of this country who have the most to gain from the outcome of this leadership.” It is true what they say about actions being a good indication of one’s true thoughts. Too bad it is just a little “hard to express” the reality. Rest assured, all’s not lost because we got this little gem from the Globe article. “The knock on Stéphane Dion, the candidate, is that he will fail to connect with voters.” Thank You Campbell, we could not have said it better ourselves. T he speech from the throne last week may have not had any bells, whistles, tonal inflection, proper French pronunciation, or fancy lights — but it was timely. And not just in that it was exactly one hour but also in that the NDP have come up with some tasty little policy treats for hungry Manitobans. Criticism came swiftly from the opposition: this is merely early campaigning for the upcoming election, some said; John Gerrard called it a “shopping list” rather than a speech; Andy Fletcher predicts this to be the fall of a tepidly declining NDP; and the Tories made a comment about the NDP shoveling money out of the back of a truck. However, more than a few items on the NDP shopping list are worth our complementary scrutiny: hybrid buses, wind power, rebates on hybrid cars, support of the single-desk format of the Canadian Wheat Board, to name a few. For students, however, the most contentious announcement was a 60 per cent tax rebate on student debt for those who graduate with a Bachelor of Arts degree and commit to staying in the province for the following six years. The objective is for young people to put down roots in Manitoba. Sounds good; the only problem with this plan is the lack of graduate study options in the province. Though the program will encourage students to pursue grad schools in the province, options are a little limited. For example, pursuing schooling in terms of publishing or journalism (ahem) at a grad level doesn’t exist in the province. Can students pursue grad school somewhere else and return under the umbrella of this tax rebate? There are two ways to look at this promise. The first is from the perspective of a government attempting to prevent an exodus of educated young people from the province. The second is from the perspec- Courting the Inside Vote from the OutsidE Foreign policy has obviously been the hot topic within Ottawa strategic planning sessions lately. All three national parties are selling their Canadian Vision agenda while wading into the moral fray. But these are more of an attempt at wooing the fickle Ontario and Quebec vote than spreading vision abroad. It’s common knowledge that if the recent IsraelLebanon crisis had never occurred and damaged his potential inroads in central Canada’s urban ethnic vote, Steven Harper would have orchestrated the fall of his fragile minority government. Jack Layton has volleyed moral indignation about the Afghanistan mission to appease his Membership’s want as much as to court the Quebec masses that vehemently oppose the War. Michael Ignatieff, liberal front-runner, (not to be confused with the aforementioned Stephane Dion) has essentially waged a one-stop election campaign selling mostly foreign policy ideas wrapped in a strong Canadian vision. This, coupled with a vintage Shiraz, will go over nicely at hipster parties in the multicultural region of southern Ontario. Stephen Harper’s outright support of Israel’s “measured response,” his Public relations spectacle of picking-up Lebanese Canadians in Cyprus, the Kyoto kafuffle, and support for the troops in Afghanistan reaffirmed that he has been equally, if not more vigilant, in his attempt to retain his piece of the moral “central-Canadian vote” pie. It also helps to deflect attention when your party seems ready to commit the political equivalent of cannibalism. This says a lot about where the Harper government is looking to find those votes, and where future electoral battlegrounds lay. This weeks criticism of the China’s human rights record followed by swift attempts to get back on China’s political dance card showing Harper the truth in the Chinese proverb “It is better to try to light a candle than to curse the dark.” Don’t expect this crass pandering disguised as morality to end in the months ahead, as foreign policy should be near the top of this list this election season. Also expect this little doozy of a quote to make a spinful resurgence: ”You’ve got to remember that west of Winnipeg the ridings the Liberals hold are dominated by people who are either recent Asian immigrants or recent migrants from eastern Canada: people who live in ghettoes and who are not integrated into western Canadian society.” - Stephen Harper tive of the Canadian Federation of Students, who feel the initiative is a back-door policy and does nothing to promote accessibility. The trade off is possibly finding employment in a new city that pays enough for a student to make comfortable monthly payments for the next decade. Loans are the bane of any student, unless there are deep family pockets to pick. And education probably isn’t going to get any cheaper, is it? It certainly isn’t going to be free. And, today’s B.A. is yesterday’s high school. Everyone needs one to find employment, or so it seems. Even if people do stay in the province for six years, they may leave anyway. This week we just lost two of our top doctors to the United States. Still, it’s a good idea worth delving into, despite CFS rebutting. “We agree that student debt and the costs of education stifle young people and the economy,” said Stacy Senkbeil, Provincial Chairperson of the Canadian Federation of Students. “So why tinker with tax credits that benefit few when the tuition fee freeze already keeps young people in Manitoba?” Criticizing the rebate on the sole platform that it’s a backdoor policy is, frankly, limited. Yes, accessibility is an issue. But it’s not the issue to end all issues, it’s not the second coming of an issue, it’s not the messiah of student’s issues that CFS would have one believe. Further, CFS has missed the point. The rebate plan is in the interest of retaining young people, their ideas, energy, innovation, and their entrepreneurship in the province. Young people starting up businesses, keeping innovation and talent in the province— that’s what this policy is about. Don’t get me wrong. I think accessibility is important. But the CFS is a onetrick-pony. We are still benefiting from one of the lowest tuitions in the country, and I would like to see it stay that way, but the CFS should really branch out their lobbying to support other issues of concern to students already enrolled in University, like for example, paying off student loans. In the end this policy isn’t about tuition reduction, front door or back, it’s about retaining young people in the province. And come election time it’s going to be present, somehow, in every party’s platform. Letter to the Editor Deadbeat Landlords In response to Kenton Smith’s article “Student pursues justice in rental housing dispute” last week, I would like to express my support to Jason Bland. I am a former tenant of Jeremy Plett. I used to live on 370 Talbot Ave. for almost two years. I experienced the same problem with the heat in wintertime. The windows would be frozen. Las February, he increased my rent outrageously—my rent was $420 for a small one bedroom suite a month, then he decided to increase it to $605 a month. On two occasions a man knocked at my door in the middle of the night asking me for money, in exchange he offered his cell phone and keys. I was terrified. I phoned Plett to report the incident and he never called me back. He was a mysterious landlord. I never met him. The cell phone number the caretaker gave me for him was not working. I contacted the caretaker regarding the man in the building, wanting to find out how he got in the block only to find out he was the caretaker’s boyfriend. At that moment I decided to move out because I was concerned for my safety. I sent the landlord a letter saying that I’m moving out for two reasons: the outrageous rent increase and for personal security reasons. I left him two messages requesting my damage deposit back. He replied to me one week later asking for my new address so he could file a claim against me for moving out without giving notice, which is false. I’m still fighting for my damage deposit. I think the Tenancy Board must change. As it is right now, it seems to only work in favour of the landlords, and never for the tenants. Landlords know this, and therefore tenants are easily taken advantage of. – Gladia Azor Read something you don’t agree with? Have something to say? Write a letter to the editor! Please send your witty remarks and scathing rejoinders to [email protected] contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 COMMENTS Comments 0 Managing Editor: J o S ny de r E-mail: [email protected] A military ruled Burma and the Canadian coined concept of the Responsibility to Protect Salai Za Ceu Lian responsibility effectively through the United and a concerned global citizens before it is too late. rights. In other words, if the state fails to dutifully Nations is that a country is inflicted with its own One thing to keep in mind is that those eras of protect its own citizens or where the state itself is internal problems. Burma, Russia, and China the first and second world wars, when colonized the perpetrators of the massive human rights vio- s a witness to 21st century global chal- always defend this notion of State sovereignty countries struggled for their own independence lations, the international community has a right to lenges facing us — from terrorism to the and the so-called non-interventionist principle and how sovereignty was the main concerns for intervene in order to protect populace from serious proliferation of nuclear warheads, pan- in member’s internal affairs. A classic example those struggling states, are long gone. World lead- harms. Most important, it also says that a collective demic diseases, ethnic cleansing and massive is Burma. In Burma, China is running the show, ers really need to redefine this so-called “sover- military action could be authorized to protect vic- human rights abuses in different countries like controlling our whole economy, and greatly ben- eign rights” in line with this rapid changing polit- tims within a sovereign state as a last resort. In this Sudan and Burma and etc. — it is crystal clear that efiting from it. Because of its own self-interests, ical landscape of our globalized world, where no case, it suggests that the veto should not be used civilized world leaders must come together to col- the Chinese government with effrontery is bla- country can isolate itself from others. We are in the by the P-5 unless their vital interests are at stake. lectively find a lasting solution to make a better tantly ignoring the massive human rights abuses new era of inter-dependence across the continents Though no theory or concept is above criticism in- world for human kind to live with dignity. and the killings of ardent pro-democracy activ- more so than ever before. Unlike WWI and WW II, cluding this responsibility to protect, I believe the A Recently, I watched Shake Hands with the ists, sexual violence against women etc. commit- most killings of innocent civilians and large-scale responsibility to protect is a pragmatic concept Devil, which chronicles Romeo Dallaire’s mission ted by the Burmese junta against Burmese citizens. loss of lives occur in the intra- State conflicts (ie. that the international community should embrace as a commander of the United Nations force during Under the current Burmese military Junta, Burma conflicts within one country like Rwandan geno- as a guiding principle in their response to conflicts the Rwandan genocide. It was tragic to watch the now is the second largest opium producing coun- cide in 1994, or the massacre of over 6000 pro-dem- in troubled regions where massive human rights 1994 massacre and the cruel killing of so many in try, and one of the worst violators of basic human ocratic forces in 1988 in Burma under the Burmese and crime against humanity take place. This con- such cold blood. Watching the film reminded me rights. Worse, its internal problems include: the de- totalitarian regime) and not inter-state conflicts. cept also points out that a country like Sudan or of the powerful words Dallaire spoke last year at struction of villages, forcing thousands of refugees the University of Winnipeg in which he eloquently into neighbouring countries, escalating problems put, “No human is more human than others.” of forced labour, dramatic rising numbers of un- Coming from military ruled Burma, where the checked HIV/AIDS, torturing and blatant denials of After thinking about global challenges today, I find ternational community can intervene to stop dictatorial regime rules at gunpoint, the film re- religious freedom against Christians, trading illegal so fitting and relevant the central arguments put the killings and cease the human rights abuses. inforces my abiding thought on the question of drugs, conscriptions of Child soldiers, systematic forward by this notion of the responsibility to pro- If the United Nations embraces the responsibility to what should be done to prevent mass killings of rape of women by the frontline soldiers, arbitrarily tect against the state’s sovereign rights. The respon- protect when dealing with global conflicts, I believe our fellow humans in other parts of the world. imprisoning of political dissents including a Noble sibility to protect is not about rights but rather the we can proactively prevent genocides like Rwanda Though reforming UN has been on the radar peace laureate Aung San Suu Kyi and the 1999 John duties every state has in terms of protecting their from happening in future. Most importantly, if the screen of caring world leaders in recent years, it Humphrey Freedom Award laureate Min Ko Naing. citizens from harm. While expounding on the R2P is adopted, it would not only constrain the veto seems that overhauling the United Nations might Recently, on 15 September 2006, 10 out of 15 idea of the responsibility to protect, in his book of power of a country like China, Russia from misus- not happen any time soon given the disagree- UN Security Council members voted yes to discuss Navigating a new world, Lloyd Axworthy, former ing their veto power, but it would also make clear to ments among member states over what parts of Burma’s issues formally at the table acknowledging Foreign Minister of Canada and current president countries like Burma that they can no longer hide the UN should be reformed first. Based on what that Burma indeed is a real threat to international of the University of Winnipeg, eloquently puts, “ The behind the walls of sovereignty. I observe, while reforming the United Nations is peace, a veto-wielding China and Russia again voted sovereignty is not a prerogative but a responsibil- underway, I believe that the Canadian notion of NO, repeatedly defending their mantra of State sov- ity.” In fact, it advances the idea that the sovereignty Za Ceu Lian, is a third-year political science stu- the responsibility to protect is the only best alter- ereignty and argued not to interfere with Burma’s of any state is based on its responsibility of whether dent at the University of Winnipeg, and is a General native functional to constraining a veto-wielding internal affairs. The point here is, this deeply flawed or not it can protect its own citizens from harm. Secretary of Burmese Community Organization of Country like China in order to proactively prevent- UN system, which allowed dictatorial regime like What it argues is that if the state could provide Manitoba (BCOM), and a newly elected president of ing populace from serious genocide like Rwanda. Burma, and its supporters to continuously commit security to its citizens and protect them from the Chin Student Union of North America (CSUNA), Apparently, a part of the problem handicapping genocide or human rights abuses needed to be ad- harm, the state has a full right of the sovereign ethnic Chin from Burma. His email liansalai@yahoo. a caring world leader from performing their dressed and challenged by a civilized world leaders power. If not however, the state loses its sovereignty com or [email protected] Burma, where the state authority itself is the per- The responsibility to Protect petrators of the human rights abuses no longer has the sovereign rights, meaning that the in- Maclean’s still has a place in Canada, despite what 26 universities say Education is a commodity, and Maclean’s provides the buyer’s guide William Wolfe-Wylie based on the final rankings, they might be disap- The Argosy (Mount Allison University) pointed to learn that Mount Allison University’s law In a letter to the Dalhousie University com- program is not as strong as the university’s No. 2 po- munity, Dal president Tom Traves wrote, “When sition might have them believe. As with any rank- it lumps all these categories together into a single While these universities may have their own ing system, there is a certain reliance on the intelli- ranking, arbitrarily assigning more points to one internal performance indicators, the data is often gence of the reader to do some more research. category than another based on its own idiosyn- hidden or has limited access. As Naylor said in his cratic judgment, it fundamentally misrepresents statement, he is keeping “governors apprised of our the character of every institution.” substantial array of institutional performance mea- SACKVILLE, N.B. (CUP) – Universities don’t want to see themselves as commodities. It goes against the basic instincts of an academic insti- About a month and a half ago I had the op- tution, but the sad fact is that universities have portunity to speak with Tony Keller. He’s the editor become exactly that. Despite what 26 Canadian at Maclean’s who manages the university rankings universities might think, commodities need buyer’s issue. He likes to make another analogy. guides, and Maclean’s magazine provides. At the core of many universities’ issue with the rankings is the methodology used to obtain a final rank in an organization as complex as a university. system if irrelevant. Then, just last week, University of Toronto ies, photographs (mostly provided by the universities themselves), faculty awards, class sizes, class taught by tenured faculty, and countless others. sures.” president David Naylor released a statement which But for students, these performance measures “If I want to buy a car, I have almost unlim- read, in part, “Maclean’s to its considerable credit is are hidden away on the “Accountability Reports” ited information,” said Keller. “I know far less about publishing more and more actual numerical infor- section of the university’s website and not linked a university.” mation, and has developed a web-based tool that to from any student-oriented section. This is not allows individuals to assess universities on a per- information which is readily provided to the gen- sonalized basis. eral public in an accessible manner. Indeed, it is This is an important observation. Indeed, At the end of August, a letter signed by the statistics about cars are readily available from a presidents of 11 universities declared, “consider number of sources on fuel economy, long-term “Unfortunately, Maclean’s remains commit- how such an approach might pervert one’s under- value, durability of the paint job, customer reviews, ted to global rankings; and this feature, together standing of a general hospital that is ranked No. 1 environmental impact, driver comfort, cost of add- with its requests for customized data, caused a large What the Maclean’s university issue amounts in obstetrics and No. 10 in cancer care. Averaging ons, and so on. number of institutions to decline to participate fully to is a buyer’s guide. And while university academ- in the ranking exercise.” ics are still adapting to being viewed as a commod- these rankings would result in this hospital being But whether or not we would like to see a uni- ranked No. 5 overall. For the patient seeking care in versity as a commodity and students as its clients, Both men simultaneously hit the nail on the one of these areas, such a measure would be useless there is a significant amount of money at stake and head and miss it entirely. The actual overall rank- at best and misleading at worst.” most parents and students need to have an idea of ings only represent a tiny portion of the magazine. In that same letter, the universities made it clear that they would no longer be participating in what they’re going to get for it. information that, in 22 cases, Maclean’s had to file Freedom of Information requests to obtain. ity, it is an identification that many of a post-secondary institution’s clients have embraced. Until Canada’s universities begin to make all Browsing through the rest of the magazine of the information public that would help student’s The rankings are not perfect; no ranking will provide thousands of statistics on fees, tuition, make a reasonable decision about which univer- system can be. The issue at the heart of the debate student body, library size, degrees offered, number sity to attend, there will still be a place for Maclean’s Indeed, if a student were to base their de- for most universities is the final rankings. The final of faculty, entrance grades, student aid, scholar- Annual Guide to Canadian Universities. cision to attend one university or another purely ranking methodology is flawed, therefore the entire ships, on-campus employment, clubs and societ- the annual rankings issue. November 23, 2006 0 The Uniter contact: uniter @ uniter.ca DIVERSIONS Comments Diversions Editor : M at t Co E-mail: [email protected] he n Straight Faced Hambuglar lead suspect in robberies Matt Cohen hour period yesterday afternoon. Jane Oliver, an employee at Burger Shack said (McDonaldland, United States) that, “the man had a huge head the size of McDonalds spokesperson Hamburglar may a hamburger. It was hard to get a good look be trading his trademark black and white at his face though because he was wear- stripped shirt and pants for a pair of orange ing a mask and had a wide brimmed hat prison overalls. The 37 year old has been de- on.” Charges have not been laid against tained as a major suspect in a series of ham- Hamburglar at this time, but detectives burger stand robberies along the coast of have pinned him as the lead suspect in the the Eastern United States. The heists, seven case. The estimated loss to the hamburger in total, happened over the course of a three stands totals over $38.75 US. Wine On A Dime Mr. Smart Says Yes Michael Banias perature goes to around -10 degrees Celsius. Icewine is very expensive however, and is D Sam McLean typically $50 for a 500ml bottle. There are essert wine has been made some late harvest wines however that are less for centuries, and in dif- sweet, but have similar flavours as their icew- ferent forms. Some are ine cousins. Late harvest simply means they fortified with spirits to give them harvest later, usually when it just starts get- a longer life span and a bit of a ting cold outside; this still lets the sugars con- H. G. Mercury, in large family of transition kick, and some are just harvested centrate, but not to such a great extent as ice- metals. in colder temperatures to con- wine. Consider late harvest “Icewine light”. centrate their sugars. Whatever Surprisingly, dark chocolate goes quite well came when he started while working for a hat de- the case, I am willing to bet that with these types of wines. I would also recom- working for a Roman signing company as a young there is a wine for every dessert. mend pastries with matching fruit flavours courier company. People man. His lines of cosmetics Fortified wine is wine that has been such as apricots, and peaches. Honey based were stunned by his speed, and his dentistry practice desserts would work too. often arriving at homes with were in shambles, declared fortified by some liquor, usually brandy. Take for example port, Madeira, and sherry. The base for these types of wines is usually made Some great sweet wines for holiday desserts: T here are many examples of famous success On the surface Mercury appeared to stories out there, but none of them match up have it all, but privately, he struggled with to the story of Mercury. Mercury was born rela- tionship issues and substance abuse. He took to hanging out with an unstable His first big break packages that the group of people he had met send- unsafe for the public. He ers hadn’t even thought of hit his lowest point when sending yet. he was tried and found in the same way a regular table wine is made, Pelligrino Sweet Marsala - ($11.68 – except they add alcohol during the fermen- MLCC and private shops) – Marsala is an tation. This allows the wine to stay sweet Italian fortified wine from Sicily. The sweet a with a higher sugar content, but ensures that version of Marsala is a beautiful amber colour, The research he con- sugar doesn’t continue to ferment. Port and and has caramel and coffee flavours, as well ducted in his spare time Madeira are really big bodied sweet wines. as a molasses like sweetness. Just beautiful, led to the development of the They have caramel, coffee, and even choco- and usually a lot less expensive than port or Thermometer, late flavours mixed with fruit such as cherries, Madeira Sphygmomanometer (otherwise known as Since the scandal Mercury has taken a a blood pressure meter). Mercury even had new outlook on life, and has re-established an entire plant Genus named after him. contact with Gold; his estranged older Mercury also had head for guilty of industrially pol- science. Barometer, luting marine environ- ments across the world. In lieu of jail time, Mercury was forced to pay a hefty fine and and check into rehab. plums, and blackberries. These wines would Pelee Island VQA Late Harvest Vidal - be great with cakes, chocolates, and even fruit ($11.99 – private shops) – Flying the flag has desserts such as strawberry tarts. never been sweeter. This wine is honey sweet In the 1970s Mercury started feeling brother. The experience has only helped The other main type of dessert wines with lots of apricot, peach, and tropical fla- trapped by his image, so he changed his to better Mercury as a person and inspire are usually harvested late in the year when vours. It has a good balance of acidity, so it first name from H.G. to Freddy and started him to begin work on a biography due to hit it becomes cold. This natural chilling, and finishes nice and dry. a British rock band. He also tried his hand the shelves in the winter of 2007. It seems at movies, briefly appearing in the movie that the sky is the limit for someone like sometimes freezing, of grapes concentrates their sugar, and the wine can get quite sweet. Questions or comments? Terminator 2 and snatching the title role Mercury, especially when you have a planet The big Canadian hit is icewine. We are pro- [email protected] in the 1998 Bruce Willis, Alec Baldwin film to call your own. Mercury rising. ducing some of the best icewines in the world, and the grapes are not picked until the tem- 3 Guys in a Basement Derek Penner Reason #1 Federline explained why he left Britney him with the soul sucking text message of True love is hard to describe in words, with the kids while he went clubbing. When divorce. Brit is obviously jealous the 5000 but Federline found them in his hot new he’s “beefing with the wife” then he needs fans who come to his shows, all the pub- rittney Spears has recently filed for divorce single, Lose Control. He says, “her lifestyle, to clear his head. He made sure that he took licity he represents, and Britney having to from husband Kevin Federline, and K Fed the rich living, the fast cars. Don’t hate ‘cuz the unhappiness out of his happy home to introduce him on the Teen Choice Awards. is getting the raw end of the deal. Britney I’m a superstar and I married a superstar. protect his children. Honestly, how can we I think selling a whopping 6500 albums Spears broke his heart on television via text mes- Never come between us no matter who you judge K Fed on his parenting skills? He cre- speaks for itself. saging while K Fed was taping an episode of Much are.” Not even former girlfriend and mother ates life with every girl he’s involved with. Music’s Exposed. Now the media is siding with the of his other children, Shar Jackson, had a pop princess on the prenup and the custody of chance of disrupting fate at its best. B So don’t let Brit knock you down Kev. Reason #3 Just remember, you can support yourself Let’s face it. What does a washed up on your record sales, your contract, your their two children. Here are three reason of why this Reason #2 pop princess do when her superstar of a acting career, and your charisma. And if all is wrong and K Fed doesn’t deserve his superstar We’re tired of all the haters hatin’ stud husband starts to steal her thunder? else fails, at least you have a nice collection on Fedex as being a bad daddy. Listen, She tries to steal it back by blind siding of crazy hats. image tarnished. contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 0 November 23, 2006 10 The Uniter contact: uniter @ uniter.ca FEATURES Features Nicaraguans Elect Daniel Ortega A Cold War Adversary of the US Rises Again Derek Leschasin Senior Reporter A s if getting a ‘thumpin’ from the Democrats in this month’s midterm elections weren’t enough, the American Right is now faced with the return of an old adversary in Latin America. Daniel Ortega, the leader of the Sandinista Party, was elected President of Nicaragua on November 5th. Ortega earned 39 per cent of the vote against his nearest rival, Eduardo Montealegre of the Nicaraguan Liberal Alliance. In a country that is the secondpoorest in the Western Hemisphere (next to Haiti), Ortega campaigned on a platform critical of the “savage” capitalist neo-liberal ideology that has dominated Nicaragua since 1990. Yet, much like other South American leftist leaders, Ortega is reluctant to initiate radical reforms. Upon his victory, Reuters quoted him as pledging to “eradicate poverty” and yet “reassure the private sector and international investors”. Ortega wasn’t always like this. “Now is the situation where the electorate literally has stood up to the United States and said ‘we would like to choose the best government to represent our interests’,” says Wilder Robles, a faculty member at Menno Simons College and an expert on Latin American issues. “That is actually a very strong message for Washington.” At first brush, the election result doesn’t seem like an especially significant turn of events. The Sandinistas are Nicaragua’s major left-wing party, and this victory could be seen as just another country swept up in South America’s social- democratic wave. But Nicaragua and the United States have a long relationship with each other, and the United States has taken a special interest in Nicaragua long before Ortega and the Sandinista Front, then a militant revolutionary underground, led a popular revolution in 1979 against the enduring authoritarian rule of the US-backed Somoza family. Repression, Revolution, and Reaction “The US has been meddling in Nicaraguan affairs since the very beginning,” says Susan Heald, an Associate Professor in the Women’s Studies Program at the University of Manitoba, and a selfdescribed supporter of the Sandinistas. For most of the 20th century, Nicaragua was ruled by the Somozas, a family dynasty of strongmen who came to power in the 1920s with US support and after a series of American military incursions. They ruled through a form of dictatorship backed up by control of the armed forces, which was interspersed by brief periods of rule by puppet presidents. Under the Somoza family rule, corruption was the norm, along with the maintenance of a highly stratified society, and brutal repression of dissident forces. The Sandinista National Liberation Front (FSLN) originated from socialist and pro-democracy student movements in the 1960s, and eventually began to attract peasant and working class support. Eventually the FSLN adopted a socialist ideology with elements of Marxism and Liberation Theology. The movement began to grow in prominence Presidential candidate Daniel Ortega of the Sandinista Front of National Liberation party (FSLN) greets supporters Graph ic : S arah S angster throughout the ‘60s and ‘70s, and took up armed struggle against the regime. Anastasio Somoza Debayle, son of Anastasio Somoza Garcia, the strongman propped up by the US in the ‘20s, was the last Somoza family member to rule Nicaragua. His regime was corrupt and authoritarian, but Somoza’s control of the National Guard ensured a stranglehold on power. However, in 1972, a powerful earthquake hit the capital city of Managua, killing over 10 thousand people and leaving 250 thousand homeless. Somoza and the National Guard embezzled international aid money, leaving large parts of the city unreconstructed. The FSLN began to enjoy broader public support. By 1979, American President Jimmy Carter abandoned support of what was widely recognized as a brutal, illegitimate regime, and the FSLN launched an offensive against Somoza’s National Guard. Combined with a general strike and public insurrection, the assault was too much for the regime to withstand, and Somoza fled to Miami, Florida, where he remained in exile. Until 1984, a governing junta, which included Daniel Ortega, was set up to govern Nicaragua. The junta included an array of anti-Somoza groups - though the FSLN maintained a dominating presence. The more right-leaning junta members began to leave the leadership, denouncing the Sandinista’s ‘communist’ policies, and setting up opposition parties. With the opposition abstaining from governance, Ortega became for a time the unelected de-facto ruler of Nicaragua. However, in the multi-party elections of 1984, the Sandinistas won 63 per cent of the vote, making Ortega President. But while international observers regarded the elections as free and fair, the United States and anti-Sandinista forces (some of which boycotted the election) rejected the result. The administration of Ronald Reagan, which took over from Jimmy Carter in 1980, was fiercely opposed to the Sandinista regime from the beginning, seeing it as a REUTERS/Oswaldo RIvas puppet of the Soviet Union, which provided funds and other support to the Nicaraguan government. In addition to an economic blockade, Reagan’s government supplied funding, training and arms to the “Contras”, an anti-socialist guerilla movement made up of ex-National Guardsmen, discontented peasants, and the business class. Incidents of massacres and extra-judicial killings committed by the Contras began to surface, and in 1982, Congress outlawed their funding. Without Congress’s knowledge, the program was continued covertly under the direction of Oliver North, by selling arms to Iran and directing the profits to the Contras. The dealings were revealed in 1986 and generated outrage in the United States, dubbed the “Iran-Contra Affair”. Throughout the 1980s, before and after the election, the Sandinistas instituted reforms such as drafting a new constitution, allowing free labour unions, nationalizing and redistributing land and wealth, as well as focusing on literacy and healthcare. “It was a socialist revolution,” says Heald. “Its purpose was to take land from big corporations that mostly were not owned by anybody in Nicaragua, and distribute it.” However, many development projects were targeted by Contra forces, in an effort to destabilize the government. The many factors responsible are disputed, but among others, the American economic embargo and a constant state of civil war meant that even as these reforms were attempted, the Nicaraguan economy slumped even lower than during the rule of the Somozas. “The Contra war wasn’t the only problem that actually undermined development in Nicaragua. The Sandinistas were not prepared to rule, that was reality,” argues Robles. “Most of the people who came to power were revolutionaries... and in most cases they made gross socioeconomic mistakes.” By the time a peace treaty was signed in 1987, tens of thousands of civilians and contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 FEATURES war, have unduly influenced elections and kept the Sandinistas out of the presidency since 1990. While Ortega has run in every election since, he was consistently defeated, until now. parties abandoned any alliance with the previous government. “If the two liberal parties had combined... they would have won about 70 per cent of the vote.” But at the same time, conditions in Nicaragua have A New Course for Nicaragua? was in “The opposition fragmented this Graph combatants lost their lives in the ContraSandinista war. While both sides accused the other of atrocities, Human Rights Watch notes that Reagan’s policy of “constant hostility” towards Ortega “exaggerated and distorted the real human rights violations of the Sandinista regime, and exculpated those of the U.S.-supported insurgents.” Among the abuses by the Contras which Human Rights Watch (known as Americas Watch at the time) documented were: “indiscriminate attacks on civilians, selectively murdering non-combatants, and mistreating of prisoners.” “Families were killed. Families were split by the Contra fight that was fully funded by the United States. There’s still intense bitterness over this, and it’s only a country of five million people,” says Stephen Randall, Chair of the Board at the Latin America Research Centre at the University of Calgary, and part of the Carter Center’s Electoral Observer Mission for this month’s Nicaraguan election. With the end of civil war, new elections were held in 1990, and Ortega was defeated by Violeta Chamorro, a candidate backed by the various opposition parties. Her victory ushered in 15 years of conservative governments, which adopted policies of de-regulation and privatization. “It was a vote to end the war, and yet nonetheless, Ortega became the first ever revolutionary leader to democratically turn over power,” says Heald. “I’ve not seen a lot of politicians with that kind of integrity.” Political commentators such as Noam Chomsky have argued that repeated warnings from the US about renewed economic sanctions, and the threat of a return to civil ic :S arah Sangster election. And that’s a very important factor,” says Randall. The Constitutional Liberal Party, which previously held the Presidency, has been wracked by corruption charges, and the smaller right-wing hardly improved under free-market ideology. “I see that the election of Ortega is a rejection of neo-liberalism. Neo-liberalism has not worked in Latin America, that’s for sure,” says Robles. “Even without the Sandinistas in power, the liberals and conservatives have done... bugger all to improve the economic conditions,” agrees Randall. As in every recent election, American right-wing politicians exerted pressure on Nicaraguan voters to choose any candidate other than Ortega. In October, 2006, Jeb Bush, Governor of Florida and brother to President Bush, had an “open letter” printed in the Nicaraguan paper La Prensa. In it, Bush backed the incumbent, Enrique Bolanos, and labeled Ortega “an enemy of everything the United States represents”. Bush also wrote: “It is inconceivable that a people would choose to return to a totalitarian past... The past and present of Daniel Ortega clearly indicate that he neither understands nor accepts the basic principles of freedom, democracy and the free market.” Oliver North, the architect of the Iran-Contra funding scheme, was also in Nicaragua to endorse Bolanos. “In Oliver North’s rather warped mind, Ortega is still the instrument of the Kremlin,” says Randall. “Almost 20 years after the end of the cold war, you’ve still got this mentality about Nicaragua which is a very minor, utterly insignificant country in terms of strategic importance.” But Randall argues that at least in this election, American pressure likely did more harm than good for their favoured candidates. “People have very long memories as far as the United States is concerned... When you talk to people, they don’t like foreigners telling them what to 11 do, anymore than we would in Canada.” Even if Ortega’s election win does symbolize a rejection of neo-liberal politics, an upsurge in anti-American feeling, or a resurgence of nostalgia for Sandinista-style social justice, it’s not clear that Ortega’s win will mean significant change for a desperately poor country in which nearly half the population lives on a less than a dollar a day, and 68 per cent of the population earns only 20 per cent of the wealth, according to UN and independent studies. “The election of Ortega might be perceived as an opportunity for Nicaraguans to change the socio-economic plan which they have been following...” says Robles, “But I’m skeptical, because Nicaragua has very limited capacities to make drastic changes.” Nicaragua is burdened with a heavy foreign debt - three times the Gross Domestic Product. The country has been dependent on foreign aid from the United States, and has worked closely with the IMF and World Bank relationships Ortega has promised not to abandon. He has also been conciliatory towards the business community, although fear-mongering from opponents plagued his campaign. “He will have to find some middle ground, particularly with the business elite - he cannot afford to alienate them. But also, the business elite has to recognize that it is in their best interests to find a common strategy,” says Robles. “I don’t think (the Sandinistas) are going to push socialism under Ortega now. There will maybe be social democracy, but even so, Nicaragua has very little capacity to move autonomously.” Still, it seems significant that now that an American administration full of familiar faces from the ‘80s is on the wane, a leftist political movement with which the US then did proxy battle seems to be on the rise. Taken together with the election of leaders such as Morales in Bolivia, and Chavez in Venezuela, along with more moderate leaders like Lula in Brazil, ‘America’s backyard’ may not seem so green and friendly anymore. This is particularly so now that Chavez seems to be trying to create a network of sympathetic leftist governments. But Randall doubts Chavez has much to do with the changing scene in Nicaragua. “(Ortega’s) links to Chavez will be troubling... but he has to get oil and gasoline from somewhere. The link with Chavez is a fairly natural one,” says Randall. At the same time, “People don’t really care about Chavez. They see him as a loudmouth demagogic individual.” “The United States has taken Latin America for granted for a long time,” offers Robles. “The... priority right now is in the Middle East... The United States’ influence in Latin America has waned.” Daniel Ortega may or may not have changed as much as the global balances of power have since the Sandinista’s heyday. It may not matter what he believes, so much as it matters what he can practically accomplish. If nothing else, his globally recognized re-election may finally demonstrate that Nicaragua has achieved what the American Right has tried to force on the country for decades - freedom. November 23, 2006 12 The Uniter contact: uniter @ uniter.ca ARTS & CULTURE Arts & Culture Arts & Culture: M ik e L E-mail: [email protected] e wis Staff Reporter: K e nt on Smit h E-mail: [email protected] Art that Requires Explanation Ksenia Prints Beat reporter A rt can come in various shapes and forms. The Mennonite Heritage Centre Gallery (MHCG) believes that it can come from a variety of different faiths as well. The gallery’s annual Why Art? Exhibition proudly flaunts a banner that art can originate from all walks of life. By presenting a wide range of works from artists of various backgrounds and levels of expertise, Why Art?3 challenges the senses as well as the intellect. This exhibition does not revolve around a theme. In fact, many of its pieces seem detached, while others gain an air of uniqueness. The only guideline was that each artist should choose up to five pieces that best embodied his or her essence. The piece should be accompanied by a brief explanation of why they create art. The submitted works were then juried by Agatha Doerksen and Karen Cornelius, who are themselves experienced artists. “They choose what artwork they think is the best example of that artist, or of the highest quality,” says Ruth Maendel, the exhibit’s interim curator (Ray Dirks, the usual curator, is currently in Ghana). The pieces of 28 artists were eventually selected. Surprisingly, God and religion were not prevailing themes at the show. While several artists did mention them in their texts, faith was largely absent from the paintings and sculptures themselves. According to Alf Redekopp, the MHCG’s director, religion is not a factor in choosing what artwork to present. “We’re a Christian place, Mennonite is a Christian tradition, but we believe in dialogue with artists from across traditions,” he says. Despite the fact that many of the artists are amateurs, some works simply leap from the gallery’s walls. Why Art?3 does not discriminate based on style, medium or even age. Emily Enns, an 11th grader from outside of Winnipeg, brings in a refreshing touch of naivety with her untitled work. It is a cartoonish depiction of war and peace that hints at the bigger issues facing today’s teens. Jean Wiens also delves into childlike styles in her quartet of paintings. Her depictions of important life scenes turn grotesque due to strange, unproportionate forms and surreal compositions. In another series of paintings, Gerald Folkers handles what others prefer not to touch. His Head Over Heels series capture the gentle beauty of the underdogs marvellously. Under Folkers’ brush, they become the Venuses and Adonises of the streets. Almost all artwork in the show is for sale. The gallery takes a minor commission. “This encourages artists, because they know they’ll get most of the proceeds back,” says Maendel. The artists themselves decide on the prices, as well as what to do with the earnings. For example, Clyde Finlay pledged to donate all proceeds from the sale of Fraud to charity. The priciest painting in the gallery is one by Raymond Page, a realist graphite creation titled Escape. It depicts what looks like an old Johnny Depp, with a slightly surrealist twist. Dali would be proud. Photography also had its place in the exhibition. Linda Calder’s monochrome photographs create an odd piece, but one that is oddly beautiful. Sandra Sommerville’s piece challenges the viewer by turning nature upside down and turning it into a Rorschach ink stain. Doreen Doherty captures the eye with her Windswept Sunflowers. The title takes on a new meaning with the realization the artist is a cancer patient. Done while in chemo, her windswept flowers speak of fears and dreams of floating towards something better. Much else could be said about Why Art?3. In two rooms overflowing with immensely different works, each will find gems and pitfalls. But the most interesting part of this journey is the pairing of art with the accompanying texts. This is a show that truly celebrates spirit, and to understand some creations, one must listen to why they were made. Why Art?3 runs at the Mennonite Heritage Centre Gallery, located in the Canadian Mennonite University, Nov. 17 – Jan. 13 Sarah Slean Keeping Things Simple Sarah Slean performing live in Toronto Aaron Epp Volunteer Staff T here’s something to be said for keeping things simple. That’s what Canadian singer/songwriter Sarah Slean thinks, anyway. Slean has just released Orphan Music, a CD that is both a live and studio recording, showcasing stripped-down versions of her songs. The solo live performances were recorded in December 2005 in Toronto and Vancouver. The in-studio performances—featuring only voice, piano, and string quartet—were recorded at Toronto’s DNA Studios and Kensaltown Studios in London, UK. PHOTO: YEN Orphan Music is Slean’s fifth album, and the follow-up to 2004’s critically acclaimed Day One. She is currently touring Canada in support of the CD, and will play the West End Cultural Centre Monday Nov. 27. Slean says she released Orphan Music because fans have been asking for stripped-down versions of her previously released material for a while. The simplicity of the recordings was also inspired by the seven months she spent living in Paris, France this year. “I sat in a small room with a white piano and reacquainted myself with the song, and its three parts: rhythm, chord, and melody,” she says. “That’s what drew me to songwriting in the first place: the simplicity, and how those three elements work together.” The UK recordings were engineered and produced by Martin Terefe (Ron Sexsmith, Yusuf Islam), while the Canadian recordings were produced by Slean and engineered by I Mother Earth guitarist Jagori Tanna. In addition to writing and recording music, Slean paints, writes poetry, and has experimented with photography. She is hesitant to label herself a painter or photographer, though. “I’m a musician, and would never profess to be any of those other things. I’m a songwriter, and what works in me are words and music. It’s the union of those two things that I want to master. Painting and photography are just other facets of that same creative urge.” Slean once told an interviewer, “I really want to make great art. I’m obsessed with it.” So what makes a work of art ‘great’? “If I knew that, I’d be a millionaire,” she says. “Either that, or I would die in obscurity… I think a great work of art endures. It endures because it somehow resonates in our humanity. People will always need art— I know this in my soul to be true. Humans are always asking questions like ‘Why am I here?’ I think the greatest art distils that and shows the longing of humanity. We’ll never know the answers to many of life’s questions, but it’s the role of art to attempt to answer them nonetheless.” This is what Slean tries to do with her music. “I’m constantly asking myself the hard questions. In trying to answer them, I can only look at my own life. It’s like that quotation from Gandhi: ‘You must be the change you wish to see in the world.’ I think that’s an appropriate analogy for what I do musically. I draw on personal experiences that hopefully resonate on a universal level.” Slean is hoping to record a new album next year, and the aim—as with Orphan Music—will be to do more with less. “I’m a kid in a candy store when you give me options,” she says. “In the past, I’ve become a bit of a mad scientist in the studio, trying different things. But, on the next album, I want to keep things simple. It takes courage to reign in every impulse. Maybe I’m not strong enough to do it, but maybe I am. We’ll see.” See Sarah Slean perform at the West End Cultural Centre on Monday, Nov. 27th at 8 p.m. Tickets are $20.75 at Ticketmaster. You can visit her online at www.sarahslean.com. Sarah Slean live in Buffalo PHOTO: MICHAEL S. contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 ARTS & CULTURE 13 Stranger than Fiction Directed by Marc Forster 113 minutes Reviewed by Kevin P. Gabel Dustin Hoffman and Will Ferrell in Stranger than Fiction allmoviephoto.com “Little did he know that events had been set in motion that would lead to his imminent death.” Sounds interesting, right? Not when you’re the “he” in question. This is the exact problem facing Harold Crick (Will Ferrell); he wakes up one morning and suddenly hears the cool, collected voice of an Englishwoman narrating every aspect of his life (with a few nasty bits of foreshadowing thrown in). Stranger than Fiction is a decisive step forward for Ferrell; a mainstay on Saturday Night Live for seven years, he branched out (and quite successfully, too) into the world of feature films, primarily comedies such as Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. While no one will mistake his antics for high drama, Ferrell hasn’t been restricted to goof ball characters either; he’s appeared in Winter Passing, a somber indie flick, and Melinda and Melinda, a Woody Allen movie which happens to contain certain thematic elements common to Stranger than Fiction>. It is this new film, however, which will firmly establish Will Ferrell as a truly versatile actor. Ferrell has a knack for throwing himself completely into whichever part he plays—be it a 1970s anchorman, a NASCAR driver, or Lucifer himself—without betraying any hint of being in on the joke. There are indeed a few jokes in Stranger than Fiction, but most of the material is treated seriously—to the film’s credit. He’s displayed a lot of outlandish behaviour in previous roles, and one might expect Ferrell to go way over the top with the role of a possible schizophrenic, but he never comes close. He gives a subtle, subdued performance, which is absolutely right. A lesser film would have the main character in hysterics in the final act, but Harold carries on with an admirable sense of dignity. Back to the main story—now that Harold’s death has been foretold by an unseen narrator, what can he do about it? He goes to see a shrink (who ends up being less than helpful) and then seeks help from Jules Hilbert (Dustin Hoffman), a literary professor. It is here that the film explores intriguing territory. If it’s safe to assume that Harold is in some kind of story, Hilbert sug- gests that Harold try to figure out whether he is in a comedy or a tragedy—after all: if he’s in a comedy, he gets married, and if he’s in a tragedy, he gets buried. This is Zach Helm’s first screenplay, and it’s quite a clever one—playing with the forms and structures of storytelling itself without once breaking the fourth wall. The scenes with Hoffman and Ferrell are wonderful because they are so fundamentally logical—after all, if a man knew he was a character in a story, of course he’d use everything that is known about literature and literary conventions in order to shape the story’s outcome. Comparisons to Charlie Kaufman are not unfounded; Helm is a screenwriter to watch out for. In order to nudge his story into the realm of comedy, Harold (an IRS employee) embarks on a relationship with Ana Pascal (Maggie Gyllenhaal), the woman he is currently auditing. She tells Harold to “get bent” when they first meet, so how can a relationship between the two not be comedic? Meanwhile, the author of Harold’s story, Karen Eiffel (Emma Thompson), is stymied as to how to actually kill Harold, so her publishers bring in an assistant (Queen Latifah) to help her overcome her writer’s block. The assistant may not be worth writing home about, but Thompson as Karen is so interesting that it wouldn’t be inconceivable for her to have carried the picture herself (or to have starred in an Adaptation-ish film of her own). Karen is a shell of a human being—a mucous-spewing chain-smoker who daydreams about sudden, violent deaths that she might be able to inflict upon her main characters (who always die at the end of each novel). She receives a memorable (and particularly apt) introduction, standing atop a high-rise and looking down on the people below. She is a godlike figure, and the audience realizes that she would indeed be a god to the characters she is writing. As Harold moves closer and closer to the end of his story, a sense of doom starts creeping in—helped in no small part by the presence of two characters who seem superfluous, but who just may be part of the grand design. The principal actors do some great work here; Emma Thompson has several scenes near the end which are just heartbreaking. The plot is intriguing, the characters are engaging; all the elements are in place and they come together to form a memorable little gem of a movie. November 23, 2006 14 Arts & Culture Editor: M ik e L e w is E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter ARTS & CULTURE Warhol meets Wario Kevin Gillich MONTREAL (CUP) – When you think experimental and independent art, what comes to mind? Maybe a rock band that doesn’t need guitars. Or perhaps a painting of a soup can. What about a duo of plumbers that rescue a princess from evil turtles by eating various magic fungi and plants? All right, that last one was probably not the best example. However, while the latest Super Mario Bros. game qual- ifies as neither experimental nor independent, in time video games may become the next venue for unique and creative art. At least, that’s what the people at Kokoromi are hoping for. A Montreal-based collective of independent game developers, Kokoromi – Japanese for “experiment” – aims to create artistic and experimental video games and promote these games as an art form. Having just completed their first successful game-art event – GAMMA 01: Audio Feed – and already planning for GAMMA 02, the members of Kokoromi spoke about what they hope The Link (Concordia University) 95.9 FM CKUW Campus/Community Radio Top 10 CD – Albums NOVEMBER 13 - 19, 2006 ! = Local content * = Canadian Content RE=Re Entry NE = New Entry LW TWArtistRecordingLabel 3 1 *Various Artists Radio 3 Sessions 1 2 !Nathan 10 6 4 !D. 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Encouraging independently developed games will this provide new experience for gamers and allow developers to express themselves in a way that wouldn’t be possible at their nine-to-five jobs. “[Working in video games] is an awesome job,” explained Fish, “but as an independent creator, as an artist, it can be quite suffocating sometimes. “You want an outlet to just let loose and go nuts and not have to worry, ‘Is this game gonna sell, is it gonna get the right demographic?’ Just go nuts, do whatever we want, and just expose these games to people.” An independent video game scene in Montreal doesn’t seem like that far of a stretch. However, despite the abundance of talented programmers in the city, there are a few obstacles that need to be overcome. “The people with the necessary skills to build the games are pretty much all working in video games,” said Fish, who himself works in the video game industry. “It’s very time consuming, it’s very energy consuming.” Actually, making a video game that functions – let alone is fun to play – is a challenge in itself. While the required tools to learn are becoming more accessible, computer programming still isn’t something you can learn in six easy steps. “It’s not like a guitar where you can just pick it up and learn three chords,” said Heather Kelley, another member of Kokoromi. “It’s getting easier . . . It’s easier to find out what games are about and people have played a lot more of them so they understand them a lot better. But it’s still really, really, really hard compared to doing something like picking up a camcorder or some other tool that has been a little further developed.” “It’s easy to make a bad movie or to make a bad song, but even making a bad game is still hard,” added Fish. Despite these challenges, the members of Kokoromi have a good feeling that video games will catch on as an art form. If the success of their first event is any indication, then Montreal will be seeing more video game galas in the future. “We’re just trying to give people a reason to bust their asses and make a cool game. The payoff here is, ‘Hey, you made the game and then we have this huge party and everybody is drinking and dancing and they play your game and they love it,’” said Fish. “We want gaming cultural events. I go to rock shows, I go to art shows, I want to go to [video] game shows.” For more info about Kokoromi and upcoming GAMMA events, visit www. kokoromi.org. Arts & Culture Editor: M E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca ik e L e w is November 23, 2006 ARTS & CULTURE cd REviews 15 book REview From A Second Story Window Librarians Deftones Jocko 2006 Postfact Records 2006 Maverick 2006 Delenda The Uniter Alright Easy Candy Stranger In order to resolve the dilemma of trying to review these guys you can read some of the quotes from their website, where they state that they are making music for “attention-deficit people,” trying to convey a message of loneliness, isolation, forgetting about this world and dreaming of the next one” in a “age of psychological oppression.” The music can be compared to that of Darkest Hour in that it is loud, all over the place and derived from a lot of the sentiments previously mentioned. Their musical goal, to destroy everything in their path, is passed off by means of technical metal-core that incorporates elements of death metal and black metal. The lead singer often sounds like he is trying to imitate a wild boar out for revenge against the world. Seeming out of place are the comparatively quiet and surprisingly touching “For Those Lost,” and “Ghosts over Japan,” revealing to non-metal fans the talent to diversify and explore their musical potential should choose to do so. The second album from this Morgantown, West Virginia band delivers an interesting punch of funky post-punk alternative music, if that makes any sense. They don’t seem too confined within any specific main stream genre, other than independent, managing to combine sounds reminiscent of everything from David Bowie and Beck to the Talking Heads. The album offers something that can be sat back and enjoyed while driving or at home, but could easily be danced to with songs like “Culture Vulture” or “Come on White Girl” and, with a little bit of discipline and diversification this band could easily join the ranks of contemporary groups like The Arcade Fire, The Killers or We Are Scientists. Definitely something to keep one’s eye on to see where they go. www.fromasecondstorywindow.com -Stephen Spence www.myspace.com/librarians -Stephen Spence Saturday Night Wrist Sometimes a little family dysfunction can be a good thing. Four years, three producers, and one band-break-up led to the making of the Deftones’s best work to date. For long-time fans of the band, 2000’s White Pony was the pinnacle of the band’s achievement in terms of diversity, intensity and beauty. The self-titled follow-up in 2002, though definitely containing song great work, nevertheless left fans wanting. Saturday Night Wrist takes the White Pony album, buries it, and leaves it for dead. The albums first single, “Hole in the Earth” addresses the band’s near demise in the chorus “I hate all my friends/they all lack taste sometimes/there’s a hole in the Earth/I’m out”. Other tracks such as “Cherry Waves”, “Xerces”, and “Riviere” show the Deftones’s sensitive side, while tracks like “Rapture”, “Beware”, and “Combat” are hell unleashed. The album even features the first instrumental from the band “U, U, D, D, L, R, L, R, A, B, Select, Start”, the title being a reference to the powerup code found in nearly every Konami Nintendo game. In terms of mood, Saturday Night Wrist runs from one end of the spectrum to the other, but unlike many albums, it manages to do so seamlessly going from agonizing-dull-fork-in-eye-rage to haunting-melancholy-I’m-slitting-my-wrists-slowly beauty. Worth picking up for anyone. www.deftones.com -Mike Lewis The Penelopiad: The Myth of Penelope and Odysseus” Margaret Atwood Vintage Canada Edition (division of Random House), 2006 Reviewed by Erin McIntyre Volunteer Staff The Penelopiad is a unique and modern take on an old favorite. This No. 1 National Bestseller takes the primary source of Homer’s Odyssey and adds a feminist edge by retelling the story from the perspective of Odysseus’ wife, Penelope. Atwood’s characterization of Penelope is intense, inventive and relatable. Penelope is telling the story from Hades, running into characters from life through out the story. One such character is Penelope’s famed cousin Helen of Troy, hated by Penelope. The character of Helen was essentially the only comic relief in the story, presented as a sex kitten even beyond the grave Helen acts as a constant point of contention for Penelope. Penelope’s insecurity at being Helen’s “plain cousin,” couples nicely TEDIOUS MINUTIAE with her distrust of men and awkward relationship with Or: Ineffectively Detailing One’s Cultural Consumption for the Uncaring Installment 2.11 teenaged girl in the country, adding a decidedly modern Read: Al Franken, The Truth, pp. 1 – 111 her father to make her representative of nearly every Number of times The Uniter Managing Editor smeared: 1 twist to the story. However the tragedy of The Penelopiad is not truly Penelope’s own. In Homer it is briefly mentioned that when Odysseus returns from his years at sea, he hangs Penelope’s twelve maids who had been involved sexually with men who had temporarily captured his Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson [email protected] Don’t take my word for it – go to www.hannity.com and check this guy out. The Uniter claims a fair and decent voice for the University of Winnipeg community. But Jo estate. Atwood switches the focus on this incident, claiming instead that Penelope had told her maids to engage in Anyhow, for every one of Hannity’s statements Snyder has other ideas. You see, in a paper she Whilst careening my way through that series, he debunks, Franken makes up an egregious lie co-authored for the Canadian Centre for Policy and get more information from them. Some of the maids I’ve also been reading a few books simultane- about Hannity: “I happen to think that whether Alternatives, Snyder says there are “legitimate were even raped, and had no desire to be physically in- ously, not the least of which is Al Franken’s The or not you support the U.S. Postal Service, you concerns regarding the inadequacy of Manitoba’s volved with these men. Atwood turns these twelve maids Truth (with jokes). Franken, a staunch Democrat, should never pee in mailboxes while drunk. That’s current minimum wage policy.” The current wage into a second set of narrators, acting as a Greek chorus in has never failed to garner a chuckle from yours what I believe. Unlike Sean” (94). for Uniter columnists? Zero dollars. between scenes. truly whenever he’s appeared on late-night talk sexual relationships with these men so as to buy her time Franken outlines the three pillars on which Higher minimum wage, or no wage at all? All of these elements create an interesting read and Bush won the 2004 presidential election: Fear, Don’t you think it’s time Jo Snyder told students innovative concept, however it is not a pleasure read by The Truth (so far – I’m on p.111) covers the Smear, and Queers (I haven’t yet gotten to the where she stands on minimum wage? any stretch of the imagination. Unlike a true Greek drama, 2004 American Presidential campaign, dissecting third). In “Smear”, Franken is apparently over- senior White House advisor Karl Rove’s seriously- come and rushed to the hospital after the chapter diabolic tactics in returning George W. Bush to the explaining Rove’s involvement in ruining numer- White House. Franken offers close readings of ous would-be politicians’ lives, including the speeches and statements by senior Republicans questionable “Swift Boat Veterans For Truth”. shows. I’m Ben MacPhee-Sigurdson, and I approve this message. there is no catharsis, no cleansing, no sense that order could potentially be restored. Instead Penelope is literally haunted in Hades by the hung maids whose feet are Hey… twisting the truth around is actu- still “twitching” and won’t touch the ground; a little in- ally pretty fun! It’s pretty easy to combine two tense. The extremist focus on the maids, besides leaving Watching the political advertisements in the unrelated subjects in order to scare people, the reader incredibly depressed, slightly distorts the story 2004 presidential election was an exercise in not and I really enjoyed the hypothetical questions line as well. What would seem to be fundamental issues But Franken is able to keep the laughs letting my foot go crashing through my television at the end. (does Penelope really love Odysseus? Can she reconcile a-comin’; for example, in a chapter entitled “A screen. I know, it’s all relative, but the fact that with her son so full of teen angst?) are left either entirely Brief Recuperative Debunk”, he takes apart an some think-tank types are sitting around trying un-addressed, or are touched only briefly. anti-Kerry rant made by right-wing mouthpiece to figure out how to best destroy an otherwise- Lying liar: [email protected] Sean Hannity. If you don’t know who Sean Hannity upstanding citizen’s reputation is pretty gross. Lies: tediousminutiae.blogspot.com (oops… I almost type “senor” Republicans), then handily disproves almost every sentence. is, consider yourself lucky; he does a radio show in the U.S., and has a show or two on FOX News. OK, let me try. Imagine this in a deep, yet sinisterly questioning voice. Ahem… A good read, but definitely a heavy one, The Penelopiad quite truly requires some level of mental preparation. Please take all precautions necessary to avoid losing total faith in the human condition. November 23, 2006 16 The Uniter Arts & Culture Editor: M ik e L e w is E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9790 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca ARTS & CULTURE Video killed the American President Dramockumentary ‘Death of a President’ distorts reality to reveal greater truth Briefs Compiled by Jo Snyder No one is more punk than MacKaye Ian MacKaye, the most ethical musician alive, has outdone himself once again. The Fugazi front man and founder of Dischord Records has teamed up with Inner Ear studios (Q & Not U, Fugazi, Dismemberment Plan have all recorded there) to offer free recording sessions. It’s called the DC Free Recording Project and it’s about to make everyone feel like greedy little not-punk-enough-commercial bastards. The catch is though, in the same vein as Dischord Records, the bands have to be from DC. Boo to that! But you only get five hours to record anyway, and who can make a record in five hours? Who can do anything in five hours? MySpace: a place for copyright infringement Universal Music Group is suing MySpace: a place for friends, the popular website, for copyright infringement the CBC reported last Friday. UMG claims that MySpace: a place for social networking, is essentially aiding and abetting in robbery of music and film that users post on their sites. The issue is authorization and UMG feels that artists are not compensated properly for their work. This isn’t the first time an artist or music industry powerhouse has confronted MySpace.com. Last spring, political folk hero and English Patriot Billy Bragg warned users of the small print when signing up for a music site, letting fans and fellow musicians know that MySpace: a place for poorly worded small print, owned the rights to songs uploaded to the website. MySpace quickly responded to panicked musicians everywhere but modifying it’s licensing agreement. The website says they do not condone copyright in any way and are calling UMG’s lawsuit “meritless”. MySpace: a place for misplaced suffixes that lead to words that don’t exist in the dictionary. CUP FILE PHOTO Greg Ursic The Ubyssey (University of British Columbia) VANCOUVER (CUP) – Unassuming in his black suit, Gabriel Range stands a slim six feet tall, and speaks politely in a soft voice. He doesn’t exactly fit the image of a man accused of killing the president of the United States, something he freely admits to and is only too willing to talk about. Set in the near future (October 2007), Range’s dramockumentary “Death of a President” (DOAP) examines the effects that the assassination of President Bush has on the ongoing response to the “war on terror” and the ensuing rush to judgment. Not surprisingly, it has generated a lot of controversy: three U.S. theatre chains have already said they won’t carry the film, several newspapers and television outlets won’t advertise it, and there has been a general outcry from the political right in the U.S. So how does a congenial fellow like Range go about committing a capital crime on celluloid? “I just didn’t wake up and say ‘Shit, I’m going to kill President Bush,’” laughs Range, a Brit. “Presidential assassinations have a peculiar significance in the U.S. given the history and there are very emotive and striking ways of looking at what’s happening today using the lens of the future. [Bush’s assassination] seemed to be a good way to examine how the war on terror has been handled.” The film, originally written for Britain’s Channel 4, is now screening in North America. The U.S. response, however, has been decidedly less welcoming than that of other countries. Range notes nonchalantly, “there were some death threats and there was some very clear anger . . . [when] the film was announced,” yet he’s still a bit confused about the backlash. “I was surprised. I mean that initial knee-jerk reaction was very much based upon the notion that the film is some kind of polemic that would be reveling in the moment of President Bush’s assassination.” Anyone expecting a Zapruder-like spectacle will be sadly disappointed: the shooting scene is as brief as it is bloodless. “It was very important that the assassination was a horrific event, but also that it wasn’t gratuitous in the way that it was shown,” says Range. “The more recent reviews in the American press have been that it’s sensitive, compelling, thought-provoking, and not this disgusting rant.” While the bulk of the film’s protest scenes were culled from archival footage of protests against the Iraq War in Chicago in 2003 and 2006, key sequences with “battles” between police and demonstrators were staged. This required obtaining the requisite film permits, and Range approached the challenge of walking into the city offices and saying that he wanted to film “Death of a President” by being forthcoming – sort of. “Generally we would go by the name DOAP and very few people would ask what it stood for.” He clearly realized that a detailed synopsis wasn’t an option. “It would have been very hard indeed to make this film in Chicago if the world knew we were making a film about the assassination of President Bush.” The acronym – DOAP (pronounced “dope”) – wasn’t a deliberate pun, Range said. “A total fluke actually,” Range says with apparent glee. But it didn’t stop the crew from having fun with passersby. “A few people asked the crew in Chicago what it stood for. Generally the answer was it was a British movie – ‘Ducks on a Pond’ – and they imagined it was some kind of romantic comedy.” The interviews in the movie were the “second hardest” part of the shoot, Range says. “It’s a very unforgiving form of acting because we as an audience are used to seeing real people talking to the camera, so our bullshit detectors are turned up really high when we watch an actor do it and we’re really looking for any crack in the performance.” Ensuring believability is crucial to the story – if the audience doesn’t buy the interviews, the premise is compromised. Range and his crew were keenly aware of this and sought out an “unknown” cast. “When you recognize a person as ‘that actor,’ I think the illusion is shattered.” It also proved to be a challenge for the actors as “it’s a very unforgiving kind of acting as you have none of the tools normally available to an actor.” Actors were given a basic idea about their character, and enrolled in workshops. When they were finally given a script a short time before filming, they were instructed to “read it a couple of times but don’t learn it.” Range says he hopes the movie makes people “really question the way the war on terror is being handled . . . and how 9-11 has been connected with the war in Iraq.” “The jury in Toronto [at the Toronto International Film Festival] said . . . that the film distorted reality to reveal a greater truth. If that’s what an audience feels when they walk out then I’m thrilled.” Volunteer for The Uniter Tired of having other people write the news? Come on out to our News Storyboard meetings every Monday at 12:30 p.m. in The Uniter office, room ORM14 on the mezzanine in the Bulman Centre. Think you’re friggin’ funny, eh funny (non-gender specific) guy? Come on out to our Diversions meetings every Friday afternoon at 1:30 p.m. in The Uniter office, room ORM14 on the mezzanine in the Bulman Centre. Like sports but don’t totally feel like playing them? Come on out to our Sports meetings every Monday afternoon at 12:30 p.m. in The Uniter office, room ORM14 on the mezzanine in the Bulman Centre. You know who the hottest non-mainstream band in Canada is? Come on out to our Arts & Culture meetings every Wednesday afternoon at 12:30 p.m. in The Uniter office, room ORM14 on the mezzanine in the Bulman Centre. Listings Coordinator: N ic k E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 W e ig e l dt November 23 ONWARDS ON CAMPUS ONGOING ENGLISH LANGUAGE PARTNERS needed in the Language Partner Program, U of W Continuing Education Campus, 294 William Avenue. Language partners are native (or fluent) English speaking volunteers who give ESL (English as a Second Language ) students an opportunity to practice speaking English outside of the classroom and to learn more about the Canadian way of life. The day and time partners meet is flexible. The time commitment is 1-2 hrs/week. Contact Rina Monchka, 982-1151; [email protected]. UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG TOASTMASTERS Meetings are held regularly on Friday mornings at 7:15 a.m. with the first meeting of the year to take place Friday, Sept. 8 in Room 2M70. Students, faculty, and members of the community are welcome. It’s an opportunity to improve confidence in public speaking and writing, share your creativity, meet a diverse group of people, and become a leader. Come and be our guest! For more info call 284-5081. EVENTS BUY NOTHING DAY SCAVENGER HUNT Join the SCM in turning up some alternatives to a consumer culture that puts profits before people. Meet at the escalators, on the first floor of Centennial Hall. Nov. 24, 2006, 4-6 p.m. Check out www.scmcanada.org/uwinnipeg for further details. THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG DOWNTOWN JAZZ BAND “Come out and sample some jazz... from swing to latin... and even a little somethin’ for the kids.” Nov. 27, 12:30 – 1:20 p.m. in Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, University of Winnipeg. Free admission. THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG FILIPINO STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION’S General Meeting on Nov. 27 from 12:30 – 1:20 p.m. in room 2C16. CRIMINAL JUSTICE STUDIES Career Information Session. Nov. 29, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. in the Duckworth Centre Mezzanine. Students and alumni interested in a career in criminal justice are invited to network with recruiters and learn about opportunities in different justice sectors. Bring your resumes! ADVENT SERVICE AND RECEPTION Nov. 29 at 12 p.m. in Bryce Hall Chapel. The Faculty of Theology, University of Winnipeg invites you to attend an Advent Liturgy with Communion. Reception for the Dedication of the Deer Lodge Commemorative Seminar and Conference Room to follow, First Floor Bryce Hall. Please join us as we enter mindfully into the Season of Advent and share with us as we anticipate the season with students, colleagues, family and friends. DR. DOUGLAS W. LEATHERDALE GLOBAL INTERNSHIP FORUM Nov. 29, 2 – 3:15 p.m. in room 2M70. Join us as the inaugural Internship Program participants share their experiences. Erin Briscoe worked in Madagascar with a local environmental NGO; Lindsay Porteous worked in the area of HIV/AIDS research in Kenya; Katie Josephson did her teaching practicum in a school in Costa Rica environmental studies-based curriculum. With special guest Dr. D. W. Leatherdale. Everyone welcome. THE UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG FILIPINO STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION is holding a pot- luck/study session on Dec. 4 from 12 p.m. to 3 p.m. in room 2C11. VIRTUOSI CONCERTS presents “Classical & Latin* with Papa Mambo and Alma Petchersky, piano. Dec. 9, 8 p.m. Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, University of Winnipeg. Tickets: $29 adults Want to submit your listing to Uniter Listings? Email your listings to [email protected] Deadline for submissions is Wednesday, eight days before the issue you’d like your listing to first appear in. The Uniter publishes on Thursdays, 25 times a year. / $27 seniors / $17 students. Contact 786-9000 or www.virtuosi.mb.ca. Free Parking available in the CBC Lot, accessed via Young Street. WORKSHOPS AND SEMINARS MATH / STATS STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION MATH PROBLEM-SOLVING WORKSHOPS by Dr. J. Currie. Every Monday, 1:30-2:20 p.m. in room 3C29. For students planning to try either of the upcoming math competitions or for students simply interested in learning some techniques for solving interesting math problems. COUNSELLING AND CAREER SERVICES The University of Winnipeg Career Services is offering a series of Free Career Workshops, open to all students at the University of Winnipeg and the Collegiate. The workshops will be held in the Career Resource Centre (0GM09). To sign up, stop by the Counselling Services office(0GM06), email careerresource@ uwinnipeg.ca, or phone 786-9231. ANNOUNCEMENTS DO YOU LIKE WORKING WITH NEWCOMER CHILDREN? Do you believe you can change our community? If so, consider volunteering with some of our programs. The Citizenship Council of Manitoba Inc. International Centre is looking for student volunteers to help new arrivals to Canada learn English and feel welcome in our country. Opportunities exist for volunteers to give their time and support to the Centre’s Immigrant Children and Youth Programs including Sports Activities for Newcomer Kids, Empowerment for Newcomer Youth, Newcomer Buddy Welcome Program and our After Class Education Program. If you’d like to help out, contact Si-il Park at 943-9158 ext 285 or 688-1941. JUICE JOURNAL The deadline for creative writing submissions for juice 7, a University of Winnipeg creative writing journal is Jan. 15, 2007. Send us your fiction & creative non-fiction: 10 double-spaced pages maximum; poetry: 6 poems maximum,; and drama: 20 script page maximum. To be considered, all submissions must include: your name, U of W student #, complete mailing address, phone number and email address. All submissions must be in 8 1/2 x 11 format, numbered & include the author’s name on every page. Submissions must be in.doc, .rtf, or .txt file format. NO EXCEPTIONS. Drama submissions must be in script format. Email you submissions as digital attachments to [email protected]. PLEASE NOTE: we only accept submissions as digital attachments via email. AROUND TOWN WII CHIIWAAKANAK LEARNING CENTRE VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES Do you need volunteer hours on your resume? Do you need volunteer hours for a class? Come and volunteer in the Wii Chiiwaakanak Learning Centre. The Community Learning Commons is located at 509-511 Ellice Ave. Please submit your resume to: Christine Boyes, RBC Community Learning Commons Coordinator, Wii Chiiwaakanak Learning Centre, The University of Winnipeg. Phone: 789-1431; Fax: 786-7803; Email: [email protected]. THE WRITERS’ COLLECTIVE is always looking for contributions for our bimonthly journal, The Collective Consciousness. We publish poetry, short fiction, short non-fiction, screenplays, plays, articles, interviews, book reviews, and more. All submissions should include a brief (roughly 3 lines) personal biography. We prefer email submissions to avoid inaccuracies in retyping text for the journal. Submissions should be emailed to [email protected] with “Collective Consciousness submission” in the subject line. By mail: mark as Collective Consciousness submissions, and sent to: The Writers’ Collective, 4th Floor Library, University of Winnipeg, 515 Portage Avenue, Winnipeg, MB R3B 2E9. ART HISTORY STUDENTS’ ASSOCIATION All students are welcome at our meetings, Thursdays at 12 p.m. Meet in the History Common, Room 3rd Floor Ashdown. If you want to discuss arts & culture and meet new friends, check us out! It’s also a great opportunity to get involved in student projects, from arts writing to campus socials. SIXTY STORIES reunion tour kick off show. Dec. 1 Royal Albert Arms. Featuring Anthem Red (also kick off tour). Guests TBA. $6 at the door. GRUBBS “PLAGUE CITY” CD RELEASE PARTY Nov. 29 Royal Albert Arms. Featuring Grubbs, Deepcave, Sideroad Records. $5 at the door, $10 plus CD. SIMUNYE AIDS INITIATIVE PRESENTS: HOPE FOR HILLCREST Nov. 29 West End Cultural Centre, 8 p.m. With Easily Amused, Jodi King, Sheena Grobb. All proceeds going to Hillcrest AIDS Centre in South Africa. Tickets $15 and available at WECC, Grant Park McNally-Robinson, Answers – U of M Campus. SIMUYNE AIDS BENEFIT CONCERT WITH SHEENA GROBB Nov. 29 West End Cultural Centre, 8 p.m. Tickets TBA. CONCERTS BARNEY BENTALL PRESENTS THE GRAND CARIBOO OPRY Nov. 23 West End Cultural Centre, 8 p.m. Featuring the likes of Rob Becker, Ridley Bent, Romi Mayes, Leeroy Stagger and more. Tickets $25 at WECC, Folk Fest Music Store, McNally Robinson, Music Trader, Into the Music and Yellow Dog Tavern. XAVIER RUDD W/ NDIDI ONUKWULU Nov. 24 Burton Cummings Theatre, 8 p.m. Tickets $30/25.50 through Ticketmaster. EXCHANGE COMMUNITY CHURCH BENEFIT Nov. 24 at the Exchange Community Church, 84 Albert St., 8 p.m. With Sortie Real, Kram Ran. Ticket prices to be announced. INSINGIZI Nov. 24 West End Cul- tural Centre, 8 p.m. Three member acapella group from Zimbabwa. Tickets $17 at Ticketmaster and WECC. FEAR FACTORY Nov. 29 Garrick Centre, 7 p.m. With Hypocrisy, Suffocation, Decapitated. Tickets $25 at Ticketmaster and Into the Music. Garrick Centre 6:30 p.m. With Shadows Fall, Bury Your Dead. Tickets $32 at Ticketmaster. THAT 1 GUY Dec. 2 West End Cultural Centre, 9 p.m. Tickets $14 in advance at Music Trader, Into the Music, Ticketmaster, Winnipeg Folk Fest Music Store and WECC. COMEDY at the Cavern. Every second Wednesday. Next one is Nov. 29. THE KING’S HEAD PUB 120 INSINGIZI Three-man a-capella group Insingizi from Zimbabwe performs at the West End Cultural Centre on Nov. 24. JAW, INFRACTION, XPLICIT Nov. 24 Label Gallery, 7 p.m. All Ages show, Tickets $8 at the door. THE BARRYMORES CD RELEASE PARTY Nov. 25 Label Gallery, 8 p.m. With The Crackdown and The Spades. Tickets $5 at the door. ARTIFACTSERIES PRESENTS PAPER A Collistion of Hip Hop, Phi- losophy & Art featuring Brace, Ness, Gruff, Suture & David Stubell reciting the writing of Jacques Derrida, Terry Eagleton, Jean Baudrillard & Charles Taylor. Nov. 25 Graffiti Gallery, 10 p.m. $5 or $3 with a non-perishable food item. HIGH FIVE DRIVE CD RELEASE Nov. 25 West End Cultural Centre, 8 p.m. With Lives of Many, Asado, The Cease Fire. Tickets $8 at Salon Venator, Into the Music, Sk8. REMEMBERING NEIL: A TRIBUTE TO NEIL HARRIS Nov. 26 Sturgeon Creek United Church 207 Thompson Dr., 7:30 p.m. Former Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra conductor, Bramwell Tovey, is returning to Winnipeg to serve as co-host a special concert to raise funds for the Neil Harris Bursary at The University of Winnipeg. Tickets are $25 ($15 for students) and are available through the Winnipeg Symphony Orchestra Box Office at 949-3999 or McNally Robinson Booksellers. Donations to the Neil Harris Bursary will be gratefully accepted by The University of Winnipeg Foundation, 705-491 Portage Ave., Winnipeg, MB R3B 2E4. ADHERE AND DENY Presents ‘Elegy for Khlebnikov’ until Nov. 25 at 8 p.m. nightly in its pocket theatre at 315-70 Albert St. Admission is $10, seating is limited. To reserve, call 774-6334. BLACK HOLE THEATRE CO. University of Manitoba. Tickets available at 474-6880. Until Nov. 25: ‘Beyond Therapy’. CERCLE MOLIÈRE 340 Provencher Blvd.Tickets available at 233-8053 or visit www.cerclemoliere.com. Until Dec. 9: ‘La Boutique au coin de la rue’. TARA PLAYERS IRISH THEATRE COMPANY 654 Erin St. Tickets available at 772-9830. Nov. 23 – 25: The ‘Last of the Last of the Mohicans’. MANITOBA THEATRE CENTRE 174 Market Ave. Tickets available at 942-6537. Until Dec. 16: ‘Orpheus Descending’. MANITOBA THEATRE CENTRE WAREHOUSE Third floor, Portage Place. 140 Rupert St. Tickets available at 942-6537. Until Dec. 2: ‘Summer of My Amazing Luck’. King St – King’s Head Happy Hour Weekly Comedy Night, Tuesdays at 9 p.m. Nov. 28: Jack ‘Um and Attack ‘Um Improve with host Ron Moore. LAUGH RIOT Local comics take a crack at breaking the ever-cynical crowd at Mondragon. Nov. 23, 8 p.m. Free admission. FILM CINEMATHEQUE 100 Arthur St. Nov. 24, 7 p.m.: That Beauty, curated by Vicky Chainey Gagnon for Loop Collective. Nov. 25-30, 7 p.m.: Berg’s Deliver Us From Evil, 2006. Nov. 25, 9 p.m.: Mavericks and Alchemists: Lavut’s Remembering Arthur, 2006. Nov. 26, 2 p.m.: Wendy Wersch Memorial Lecture Series by Toronto visual artist Jane Buyers. Nov. 26-30, 9 p.m.: Mavericks and Alchemists: Gelmini’s Anger Me: A Portrait of Avant Garde Filmaker Kenneth Anger, 2006. ELLICE CAFÉ & THEATRE 585 Ellice St 975-0800 Neighbourhood theatre and restaurant. Free movie nights Monday – Wednesday. PARK THEATRE 698 Osborne St 478-7275 Neighbourhood theatre and venue. Monday nights: Monday Night Football. THEATRE, DANCE & MUSICAL PERFORMANCE THE GRIND First Thursday of the month at Ellice Café & Theatre (585 Ellice Ave) The Grind, a venue to encourage and develop performers and their ideas through the presentation of scenes, sketches, monologues, spoken word, short film, stand-up and music in front of a live audience. 7p.m. $4 per person. November 23, 2006 17 WINNIPEG CLASSICAL GUITAR SOCIETY International Artist Concert Series with Alexander Dunn solo and champer recital. Dec. 2, 8 p.m. at the Manitoba Museum Planetarium Auditorium 190 Rupert Ave. Please call 667-5250 or 775-0809 for tickets or more info. Tickets $15/$10/$5 and available at the door. WINNIPEG SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Concerts almost weekly during the fall. Call 949-3999 or visit the WSO box office at 555 Main Street. LITERARY McNALLY ROBINSON GRANT PARK Nov. 23, 7 p.m.: Serena Keshavjee and Herbert Enns signing copies of Winnipeg Modern: Architecture 1945 – 1975. Nov. 23, 8 p.m.: Carmelo Militano reading and signing The Fate of Olives. Nov. 27, 7:30 p.m.: Hugh Segal reading and signing The Long Road Back: The Conservative Jouney, 1993-2006. Nov. 27, 8 p.m.: Catherine Hunter is launching Queen of Diamonds. Nov. 28, 7 p.m.: Andrew Nikiforuk will be talking about his book Pandemonium: Bird Flu, Mad Cow Disease and Other Biological Plagues of the 21st Century. Nov. 28, 8 p.m.: Dennis Cooley launching his poem The Bentleys. Nov. 29, 7 p.m.: Cooking with WOW! Nov. 30, 8 p.m.: Eva Wiseman launches Kanada. MCNALLY ROBINSON PORTAGE PLACE Nov 23: Gail Sidonie Records and The Union Nov. 30 Empire Cabaret, 9 p.m. With guests Solidaze and Sarah Michaelson, Dr. P and Oxide Tickets $10 available at Union Events, Urban Bakery, Urban Boutique, Ticketmaster. KILLSWITCH ENGAGE Nov. 30 The Uniter LISTINGS @ uniter.ca KASKADE presented by Balanced TOAD IN THE HOLE / THE CAVERN 112 Osborne St – Comedy KAPATID IN-SCHOOL MENTORSHIP PROGRAM Partnering university students with Filipino new comer high school students as inschool mentors. Weekly Mondays to Thursdays from 4:00 p.m. to 5:00 p.m. Learn how to become eligible for the UWFSA Bursary. To volunteer email the University of Winnipeg Filipino Students’ Association at [email protected] for more information. SARAH SLEAN Nov. 27 West End Cultural Centre, 8 p.m. Tickets $18 in advance at Ticketmaster and WECC. contact: uniter @ uniter.ca Sobat signs and reads from The Book of Mary at 7 p.m. Nov. 30: Open Mic night at 7 p.m. SUMMER OF MY AMAZING LUCK Based on Manitoba writer Miriam Toews’ novel of the same name, the MTC Warehouse’s production of Summer of My Amazing Luck runs until Dec. 2 PRAIRIE THEATRE EXCHANGE Call 942-5483 or visit www.pte.mb.ca. Until Dec. 3: ‘Mom’s the Word 2: Unhinged’. WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MUSIC AND DANCE? Find out how thin the lines are when ethnomusicologist/violinist Parmela Attariwala, dancer/ choreographer Gitanjali Kolanad and pianist/composer Diana MacIntosh along with other local musicians bring “An Experimental Fruit” to the Eckhardt-Gramette Hall at University of Winnipeg, Nov. 23 at 8 p.m. A rich tapestry of sounds woven into movement combining classical and contemporary western and eastern rhythms brought to you by GroundSwell and the India School of Dance, Music and Theatre Inc. Tickets: McNally Robinson Books, GroundSwell 943-5770, India School of Dance, Music & Theatre 256-7812 or at the door. CAMERATA NOVA presents Nova Noel, an innovative Christmas concert featuring Renaissance music on Nov. 25, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. at Union Station. Free admission. GROUNDSWELL CONCERT SERIES Call 943-5770 or email [email protected] for tickets. Next Concert is ‘Of Experimental Fruit’ on Nov. 23, 8 p.m. at Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, University of Winnipeg. MANITOBA CHAMBER ORCHESTRA Call MCO at 783- 7377 or pick up tickets at McNally Robinson or Ticketmaster. All concerts begin at 7:30 p.m. at Westminster United Church. Next concert is on Dec. 5. MANITOBA CONSERVATORY OF MUSIC & ARTS Scholarship Fundraising Recital: The Three B’s. Nov. 24, 7:30 p.m. at 211 Bannatyne Ave. Tickets $15 and benefit the Conservatory’s scholarship fund. Call 943-6090 or visit www.mcma.ca. VIRTUOSI CONCERTS presents “Classical & Latin* with Papa Mambo and Alma Petchersky, piano. Dec. 9, 8 p.m. Eckhardt-Gramatté Hall, University of Winnipeg. Tickets: $29 adults / $27 seniors / $17 students. Contact 786-9000 or www.virtuosi.mb.ca. Free Parking available in the CBC Lot, accessed via Young Street. SPEAKING CROW OPEN-MIC POETRY First Tuesday of the month at Academy Bar & Eatery. AQUA BOOKS 89 Princess St The Stone Soup Storytellers’ Circle, veteran Winnipeg storytellers, meets for storytelling once a month on Saturdays at 7:30 p.m. Next get together is on Dec. 9. All are welcome. ideaExchange: Aqua Books, in conjunction with St. Benedict’s Table, is pleased to present our award-winning monthly conversation series dealing with issues of faith, life, theology and pop culture. Dec 2: Jaylene Johnson, “Christian Music: Cultural Phenomenon or Subcultural Blip?” Nov. 29: Book Launch by Helen Toews and Dorene Meyer at 7:30 p.m. OUT LOUD is an open mic opportunity for you to give your words voice. Every two weeks a special guest will kick off the evening after which the mic is open for your words of any genre in five minutes or less. Third Thursday of the month at the Millennium Library at 251 Donald. Sign up is at 7 p.m. Open mic at 7:50 p.m. Free. AD LIB is an evening of improve-style word games. Every night is guaranteed to be different and full of laughs. From round stories to fridge magnet poetry, from opening lines to creating new endings, there’s no limit to the places these games – or your writing – can go. First Thursday of the month at the Millennium Library at 251 Donald at 7:30 p.m. Free. DROPPING THREADS DISCUSSION & READING With three bestselling compilations, Dropped Threads has become a publishing phenomenon. Women, men, old and young have all recognized themselves in these intimate and personal stories. Hear the voices of the Dropped Threads series with co-editor and author Marjorie Anderson, and Dropped Threads contributors Jennifer L. Schulz and Deborah Schnitzer as they read short pieces and discuss how being part of Dropped Threads has affected our lives, offering testimony to the power and importance of personal stories. Nov. 27 at 12 p.m. at the Millennium Library, Carol Shield Auditorium. GALLERIES & EXHIBITIONS IN PLAIN VIEW Winnipeg Studio Tour 2006 A group of Winnipeg artists have organized two weekend self-guided studio and gallery tours to take place on the weekend of Dec. 2 & 3 from 12 noon to 6 p.m on these days. Visit www.inplainviewwinnipeg. com for info. LNovember istings Coordinator: N ic k W e ig e l dt 23, 2006 The Uniter 18 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca E-mail: [email protected] LISTINGS @ uniter.ca Phone: 786-9497 ACE ART INC. 290 McDermot St 944-9763 Tues-Sat 12-5. Until Dec. 9: ‘Crumpled Darkness’ Haraldur Jónsson and Steingrímur Eyfjörð. Curated / Organised by Hannes Larusen and Birna Bjarnadóttir. 2nd annual Winter Warmer, an event that encourages the community to buy their work at a fair price for all. Dec. 2 – 9. Contact [email protected] for info. ADELAIDE MCDERMOT GALLERY 318 McDermot Ave 987-3514. Dec. 1 – 7: Art Confrontations #9 with many artists in all media. THE ANNEX GALLERY 594 Main St 284-0673 Tues-Sat 12-5. Contemporary art. ARTBEAT STUDIO INC. 4-62 Albert St 943-5194. Community-based contemporary art. ART CITY 616 Broadway Ave 775-9856 Mon 5-8 ,Tues-Fri 4-8, Sat 12-4. Featuring high quality artistic programming for kids and adults. THE EDGE ARTIST VILLAGE AND GALLERY 611 Main St. Grand Opening: Featuring exhibits by Winnipeg artists Christian Worthington and Kelvin Adair Free. Dec. 2 & 3: Recent Works by Mary Krieger and Jordan Miller. FLEET GALLERIES 62 Albert KEN SEGAL GALLERY 4-433 River Ave 477-4527 Tues-Fri 10-6, Sat 10-5. Showcase of original contemporary art. Until Nov. 25: ‘The Treaty 3 Suite (Outside Promises)’ by Tim Schouten. Nov. 30 – Dec. 22: ‘Gardening the Planet’ by Richard Holden. LA GALERIE at the CENTRE CULTUREL FRANCO-MANITOBAIN 340 Provencher Blvd 233- 8972 Mon-Fri 8am-10 p.m. Sat-Sun 12 p.m. - 10 p.m. Until Jan. 21: Brigitte Dion, ‘Virage’. LA MAISON DES ARTISTES 219 Provencher 237-5964 Mon-Fri 95. Until Jan. 16: ‘Mouvance’, a collaborative art project by two Quebecois, Gilles Prince and Yvon LaFontain, and two Manitobans, Michel Saint Hilaire and Nathalie Dupont. LABEL GALLERY 510 Portage Ave 772-5165 Tues-Sat 12-5. Volunteer artist-run non-profit art centre showcasing works of community artists. On now: Annual Photography Show. Opening Nov. 23 at the Graffiti Gallery: ‘Good Ol’ Hockey Game: A look at the Canadian Pasttime.’ MANITOBA CRAFTS COUNCIL EXHIBITION GALLERY 214 McDermot Ave 487-6114 Tues-Fri 11-5, Sat 11-4. Contemporary arts and crafts. St 942-8026 Mon-Thur 8:30-5:30, Fri 8:30-5, Sat 9:30-4:30. On now: ‘Women Reflect’ by Leona Brown, Huguette Snodgrass, Brenda Warner, Mary Anne Rudy. MARTHA STREET STUDIO 11 GALLERY 1C03 Centennial Hall, St 453-1115 Mon-Sat 10:30-5, Sun 1-4. Until Dec. 2: Amanda Philipson Graham, ‘Back to the Garden’. University of Winnipeg 515 Portage Ave 786-9253 Mon-Fri 12-4, Sat 14. The Gallery provides the campus community and general public with opportunities to learn about visual art, thereby reinforcing and emphasizing the educational mandate of the University. Until Dec. 2: Lynn Richardson’s ‘Inter-Glacial Free Trade Agreement. ca’. GALLERY 803 - 803 Erin St 489- 0872 Local artists featured. Until Jan. 4: Recent works by Winnipeggers Craig Love and Cliff Eyland. GALLERY LACOSSE 169 Lilac St 284-0726 Tues-Fri 10-6, Sat 10-5. Small neighbourhood gallery. Until Nov. 29: ‘The Newest & Latest’, Marim Daien Zipursky and Jayne Nixon. GALLERY ONE ONE ONE Main Floor Fitzgerald Building, School of Art U of Manitoba 474-9322. Showing and collecting contemporary and historical art at the U of M. Until Jan. 5: Exhibition featuring works by local artists Eleanor Bond, Aganetha Dyck, Wanda Koop and Diana Thorneycroft. GRAFFITI GALLERY 109 Higgins Ave 667-9960. A not-for-profit community youth art center, using art as a tool for community, social, economic and individual growth. Until Jan. 12: In conjunction with Label Gallery, ‘‘Good Ol’ Hockey Game: A look at the Canadian Pasttime’. HIGH OCTANE GALLERY, OSBORNE VILLAGE CULTURAL CENTRE 445 River @ Osborne St 284-9477. Local community art gallery. Currently showing work by Mirek Weichsel, “Flatlands”. Martha St 772-6253 Mon-Fri 10-5. Showcasing the fine art of printmaking. MEDEA GALLERY 132 Osborne MAWA - MENTORING ARTISTS FOR WOMEN’S ART 611 Main St 949-9490. Supporting women artists at their new home on Main Street. OUTWORKS GALLERY 3rd Floor 290 McDermot Ave 949-0274. Artist-run studio and exhibition space in the Exchange. Academy Rd 947-0700. Until Dec. 16: ‘Couleurs de la Belle Province’ featuring five artists from Quebec. evening beginning at 8 p.m. Nov. 23: Broken Halo. Nov. 25: Steve Kirby Trio, Michael Johns, DJ Spitz. Nov. 28: Scotty Hills. Nov. 29: Andrew Neville. Nov. 30: I-Witness. BARS, CAFES & VENUES THE ACADEMY BAR & EATERY 414 Academy Rd. Nov. 23: Alexander McCowan. Nov. 24: The Monty Yanks. Nov. 25: Baltimore Road. Nov. 23: Alexander McCowan. Nov. 24: The Monty Yanks. Nov. 25: Baltimore Road. Nov. 28: Meghan Pierce. Nov. 30: Janine Gobeil. THE CAVERN / TOAD IN THE HOLE 108 Osborne St. Tuesdays: 3pm w/ Pat Wright, Spyder, Steve Broadhurst. Second Wednesday of the month: Comedy at the Cavern. Sundays: Debra Lyn Neufeld and Gord Kidder. Nov. 23: Andrew Neville & The Poor Choices. Nov. 25: Groovy Moustache. Nov. 29: Little Boy Boom. Nov. 30: The Upsides. CENTRE CULTUREL FRANCOMANITOBAIN 340 Provencher Blvd. Tuesdays: Le Mârdi Jazz. Nov. 28: Anna Kirby. COLLECTIVE CABARET / DIE MASCHINE CABARET 108 Osborne St. Thursdays: Good Form, Indie Club Night, $3. Hosted by DJ Font Crimes and Rob Vilar. Fridays: Punk/Hardcore Night w/ Fat Mat & Scott Wade. Saturdays: Goth/Industrial Night. Nov. 24: Malice, Legion, Dia Dolor, Illusive Mind. Nov. 25: The Dunes. Nov. 26: Tokyo Police Club. Dec. 1: Malice. Dec. 2: Red Blanket, Ham, Hot Live Guys, Cheering for the Bad Guy. ELEPHANT & CASTLE PUB 350 St Mary Ave. Thursdays at 8p.m.: PubStumpers. Sundays: Student night with live entertainment. ELLICE CAFÉ & THEATRE 587 Ellice Ave. Neighbourhood café and theatre showing films and showcasing local talent. FINN’S PUB 210-25 Forks Market Rd, Johnson Terminal. Tuesdays: Ego Spank, 10:30 p.m. Wednesdays: Guy Abraham Band. PLATFORM (CENTRE FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC AND DIGITAL ARTS) 121-100 Arthur St 942- FOLK EXCHANGE 211 Bannatyne ander Ave E. 942-0218. Until Nov. 25: ‘Convergence’ art exhibit and sale. 8183 Tues-Sat 12-5. Photo-based media. Until Dec. 8: ‘Pripyat Floors’ by David McMillan. PLUG-IN ICA 286 McDermot Ave 942-1043. Nov. 23 – 25: Fabulous Fakes: Pop Art with a Twist! Plug In ICA’s premier fundraising event of the season. Party, Silent Auction, & Reception: Saturday, Nov. 25 at 7:00 p.m. View the works on display online at www.plugin.org. Opening Dec. 8: Sarinder Dhaliwal’s ‘Record Keeping’. SEMAI GALLERY Basement Corridor, 264 McDermot Ave 943-2446. URBAN SHAMAN 203-290 Mc- Dermot Ave 942-2674. Contemporary Aboriginal art. Until Dec. 1: Nadia Myre: ‘The Want Ads & Other Scars’. Until Dec. 1: Dana Claxton’s ‘The Patient Storm’. VIDEO POOL MEDIA ARTS CENTRE 300-100 Arthur St 949- Ave. Traditional Singers’ Circle (third Monday of each month, $2 at the door). Drumming Circle (fourth Monday of each month, $2 at the door. Folk Club (first Monday of each month, $4.99 at the door). Tickets for all Folk Exchange concerts are available at the Festival Music Store (231-1377), or at the door. GIO’S 155 Smith St. Wednesdays: Karaoke. Thursdays: Bump n’ Grynd. Fridays: DJ daNNo dance party. First Saturday of the month: Womyn’s night. Q-Pages Book Club, 5 p.m. Nov. 25: Fabulous Drag Show. HEMP ROCK CAFÉ 302 Notre Dame Ave. Local and touring acoustic and punk shows. HOOLIGAN’S NEIGHBOURHOOD PUB 61 Sherbrook St. Mondays, Tuesdays, Fridays: Karaoke. Wednesdays: The Perpetrators. Thursdays: Andrew Neville and the Poor Choices. Sundays: Blues Jam with Scotty Hills and Curtis Newton. 9134. Contemporary media art. Until Dec. 8: Reasonable and Senseless: The Technical Disaster by Donna Szoke. On display in Jazz Winnipeg’s Arthur St. window space at 100 Arthur St. Dermot Ave. Musical Keepsakes: Live music every Saturday evening. Dec. 2: Christmas Open House. WAH-SA GALLERY 302 Fort St KING’S HEAD PUB 100 King St. WAYNE ARTHUR GALLERY 186 Provencher Blvd 477-5249. Gallery for Manitoba-based artists. Until Nov. 29: ‘In the Beginning…’ Quilted art wall hangings by Judith Panson. WINNIPEG ART GALLERY 300 KEEPSAKES GALLERY 264 McDermot Ave 943-2446. A nonprofit gallery promoting handmade art, crafts, pottery, cards and more. WOODLANDS GALLERY 535 OSEREDOK GALLERY 184 Alex- 942-5121. Aboriginal artwork. HIGH OCTANE Mirek Weichsel’s photographs, in an exhibition entitled ‘Flatlands’, are currently showing at the High Octane Gallery at the Gas Station Theatre in the Village. Want to submit your listing to Uniter Listings? Email your listings to [email protected] Deadline for submissions is Wednesday, eight days before the issue you’d like your listing to first appear in. The Uniter publishes on Thursdays, 25 times a year. Memorial Blvd 786-6641. On now: Masters of Inuit Sculpture. Until Dec. 3: Masterworks of Inuit Sculpture. Until Jan. 1: Exhibition of Sculptures by Auguste Rodin. Until Jan. 7: Exhibition of the works of Christopher Pratt. Until Jan. 21: Peter Winkworth Collection of Canadiana: Vast New Lands – Canada’s Northwest. Until March 25: Mammatus – An Installation by Max Streicher. KEEPSAKES GALLERY 264 Mc- Tuesdays: The Original Comedy of the Kings Head. See Comedy for details. Sundays: All The Kings Men. Nov. 25: Athavale. MONDRAGON BOOKSTORE AND COFFEEHOUSE 91 Albert St. Political bookstore and vegan restaurant hosting readings, speakers and concerts. Wednesdays: Wobbly Wednesdays. Nov. 23: Laugh Riot. Nov. 25: Freaks and Geeks Marathon Part II. Nov. 29: Wobbly Wednesday Film night. Nov. 30: Electro Lounge. OSBORNE FREEHOUSE 437 Osborne St. Mondays: The Cool Monday Night Hang, 8 p.m. First set followed by a jam session. Acoustic Night every Tuesday and Thursday PARK THEATRE 698 Osborne St. Mondays: Monday Night Football on the big-screen, free admission. Nov. 23: 3D Ladies Cinematic Society, 7 p.m. Nov. 24: Jazz @ 8, 8 p.m. Nov. 25: Jazz @ 8, 8 p.m., Jacob and Lilly, 11 p.m. Nov. 29: Most Basic Help: An Art for AIDS Fundraiser. See Community Events for details. PYRAMID CABARET 176 Fort St. Thursdays: The Mod Club. Nov. 24: Sons of Butcher with The Great Orbax Sideshow. Nov. 26: Jordan Cook. Dec. 1: Big John Bates w/ guests. REGAL BEAGLE 331 Smith St. Tuesdays: Hatfield McCoy. Wednesdays: Open Mic Nite. Weekends: Blues. COMMUNITY EVENTS (see also On-Campus Events) SKYWALK CONCERTS & LECTURES 2006/07 Wednesday Lec- tures: Leading teachers and researchers from the University of Winnipeg will inform, engage and challenge you on topics of broad historical, political and scientific interest. Thursday Concerts: We present a showcase for some of Manitoba’s finest musicians - from jazz to folk and classical to contemporary. Free admission, Carol Shields Auditorium, 2nd Floor Millenium Library downtown, 12:10-12:50 p.m. SAG (SPECIAL AREA GROUP) CONFERENCE Supporting War-Af- ROYAL ALBERT ARMS 48 Albert fected Children. Nov. 24 at Knox Centre, 406 Edmonton St. Sponsored by the Institute for War Affected Children and Global College at the University of Winnipeg. For complete details on the workshops available and registration information go to the Manitoba School Counsellors’ Association website at www.msca.mb.ca/sag.shtml. SALSA BAR & GRILL 500 Por- LITE’S ANNUAL WILD BLUEBERRY PANCAKE FUNDRAISER Nov. 24 7 a.m. to 10 a.m. at the St. Nov. 23: None The Wiser. Nov. 24: Barrymores CD Release with the Fabulous Kildonans and Universe. Nov. 25: Quagmire, Ruffnecks, Breath Grenades. Nov. 30: The Geek Street Band and guests. Dec. 1: Sixty Stories reunion tour kick off with Anthem Red and guests. tage Ave. Thursdays: Urban Hip Hop. Fridays: Salsa/Top 40. Saturdays: Salsa. Sundays: Reggae and Calypso. SHANNON’S IRISH PUB 175 Carlton St. Sundays: Nate Bryski. Mondays: Jeremy Williamez. Thursdays: 80s Night. Nov. 24: Barry Player. Nov. 25: Machine. TIMES CHANGE(D) HIGH AND LONESOME CLUB Main St @ St. Mary Ave. Sundays: Blues Jam with Big Dave McLean. No cover charge. Nov. 23: Campfire Night. Nov. 24: Big Dave McLean and The Muddy-Tones. Nov. 25: The Uncas and The D-Rangers. Nov. 30: The Perpetrators and Johnny Sizzle. Dec. 1 & 2: Deep Dark Woods and Andrew Neville & The Poor Choices. Indian & Metis Friendship Centre, 45 Robinson at Dufferin. Tickets $10 or $4 for low income residents. For tickets or more information, contact 942-8578. Sponsored LITE (Local Investment Towards Employment). SEMI-ANNUAL MEETING PROVINCIAL COUNCIL OF WOMEN OF MANITOBA With Panel Discussion on Human Trafficking: What do we know, and what can we do? Also, special luncheon speaker Dr. Shannon Sampert, Department of Politics, U of Winnipeg on: The major issues facing women as a result of recent changes by the federal government. Nov. 25, 9:30 a.m. – 2:30 p.m., Wolseley Family Place, 691 Wolseley Ave. Registration is $15 and includes a continental breakfast and lunch; subsidies are available. Concact pcwm@ mts.net or 992-2751 for more info. CONQUER THE GLOBE: STAIRCLIMB FOR CLEAN AIR 2006 Step up to the Challenge! ParTIMES CHANGED The Perpetrators come home from Europe to play their local roots club, Times Change(d) High & Lonesome on Nov. 30. WEST END CULTURAL CENTRE Ellice Ave @ Sherbrook St. See Concerts for details. Nov. 23: Barney Bentall presents The Grand Cariboo Opry. Nov. 24: Insingizi. Nov. 25: High Five Drive CD Release with Lives of Many, Asado, The Cease-Fire. Nov. 27: Sarah Slean. Nov. 29: Simunye AIDS Benefit Concert. Dec. 2: That 1 Guy. WINDSOR HOTEL 187 Garry St. Tuesdays: Jam with Ragdoll Blues. Wednesdays: Jam with Big Dave McLean. Nov. 23 – 25: Tim Butler. Nov. 30 – Dec. 2: Clyde Roulette. WOODBINE HOTEL 466 Main St. Historic downtown hotel bar. THE ZOO / OSBORNE VILLAGE INN 160 Osborne St. Thursdays: New Band Showcase – No Cover. Nov. 23: Distortion Klinic, Rock of Ages, The Nods, Coda. Nov. 24: Hyena (Rancid tribute), The Hearsemen, 3 Day Binge, Dead City Disease. Nov. 25: Whole Lotta Angus, Duel Exhaust, B.U.M.P. Nov. 29: None the Wiser. Nov. 30: Idle Sons, Marrianna’s Trench, Coda & Ghosts on TV. Dec. 1: Igor & The Skindiggers. Dec. 2: Knuckleduster, Ashland Court, Lovechild. ticipate in an exciting new event happening in Winnipeg, Sunday, Nov. 26. This exciting new event will challenge participants to CLIMB UP 29 floors (580 stairs) to raise funds to support Manitobans living with a lung disease. Participate as an individual or get 3 friends together to enter as a team of 4. Registration is only $25 per person. CanWest Global Place (at Portage & Main) from 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. Visit www.mb.lung.ca. All funds raised will go to support research, education and awareness for those Manitobans living with a lung disease and those at risk of developing one. EMPLOYMENT EQUITY – MYTHS & REALITY Will provide human rights information on employment equity. Nov. 29, 12 p.m. – 1:15 p.m., 7th floor, 175 Hargrave St. Everyone welcome, free admission. For more information or to register, phone 945-3007. MOST BASIC HELP: AN ART FOR AIDS FUNDRAISER 2006 marks the 25th anniversary of the emergence of HIV/AIDS. Join in an evening of edible, visual and musical art in celebration of life both here at home and half a world away. All proceeds will go to AIDS relief in Africa. Nov. 29, 7:30 p.m. The Park Theatre, 698 Osborne Ave. TRLABS TECHNOLOGY OPEN HOUSE Learn about current research projects being performed by grad students at TRLabs Winnipeg. Nov. 29 from 8:30 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. at 135 Innovation Drive, Winnipeg (SmartPark on the U of Manitoba Fort Garry Campus). For further info contact www.win. trlabs.ca or 489-6060. GENDER & HIV/AIDS: The Global is Local with Guest Speaker: Margaret Haworth-Brochman, Executive Director, Prairie Women’s Health Centre of Excellence and Delegate at the XVI International AIDS Conference in Toronto. Dec. 1, 11:30 a.m. – 1 Listings Coordinator: N ic k W e ig e l dt E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 p.m., Concourse Level, 155 Carlton St. Everybody Welcome. Free Admission. Bring a brown bag lunch - coffee and muffins will provided by the Manitoba Women’s Advisory Council. ‘NAME YOUR PRICE’ ANNUAL ART AUCTION at the Forum Art Institute, 120 Eugenie Street & Tache Ave., 235-1069. Friday, Dec. 1 from 2 – 8 p.m., Saturday & Sunday, Dec. 2 & 3 from 10 – 4 p.m. Many fine artists have created original works in acrylics, watercolours & sculpture in a variety of styles & sizes for you to choose from. Your home or office will be complete with art or it would make a great gift. Ask us about the gift of art classes. Free – all welcome - browsing encouraged, door prizes, free parking and wheelchair access. Visit us at www. forumartinstitute.ca. THE LIVES OF CLAIMANTS: A REFUGEE Millennium Library Information Session. The Millennium Library is proud to present David Matas and Janine LeGal in an information session on the challenges that refugees face as they try to settle in Manitoba. What are refugee claimants and where do they come from? What are the steps involved in making a refugee claim? Who decides whether someone is a “legitimate” refugee? What happens to people who are denied refugee status? Why do refugees sometimes seek sanctuary in churches? Why do we need to care about these issues? Millennium Library, Carol Shields Auditorium, Dec. 4 at 7 p.m. SUNRISE MEMORIAL: Day of Remembrance & Action on Violence against Women. To remember the 14 women killed in Montreal on Dec. 6, 1989, as well as all women affected by violence and to commemorate Canada’s Day of Remembrance and Action on Violence against Women. Unwrapped toys are being collected for children and gifts for women in shelters during the holiday season. All contributions are welcome. Dec. 6, 7:30 a.m., Manitoba Legislative Building, Refreshments to follow in the Rotunda. GAS STATION THEATRE Annual General Meeting on Dec. 9 at the theatre. Doors will be open to renewing members at 12 p.m. with the meeting being called to order at 2 p.m. For further information please contact the theatre at 284-9477. After the meeting there will be an informal gathering in the lobby hosted by the Board and featuring live entertainment by theatre members. ANNOUNCEMENTS & OPPORTUNITIES DO YOU LIKE WORKING WITH NEWCOMER CHILDREN? Do you believe you can change our community? If you said yes, consider volunteering with some of our programs. The Citizenship Council of Manitoba Inc. International Centre is looking for student volunteers to help new arrivals to Canada learn English and feel welcome in our country. Opportunities exist for volunteers to give their time and support to the Centre’s Immigrant Children and Youth Programs including Sports Activities for Newcomer Kids, Empowerment with the Girl Guides, Newcomer Buddy Welcome Program and our After Class Education Program. If you’d like to help out, contact Si-il Park at 943-9158ext 285 or 688-1941. THE HEART AND STROKE FOUNDATION OF MANITOBA needs 6,300 volunteers for its annual door-to-door campaign during Heart Month in February, 2007. HSFM hopes to raise almost $800,000 and warm hearts all over Manitoba during the month-long event. Much of the funding HSFM receives comes from volunteer-based events like Door-to-Door. Ninety percent of funds raised stay in Manitoba to support the Foundations mission “to improve the health of Manitobans by preventing and reducing disability and death from heart disease and stroke through research, health promotion and advocacy.” To volunteer for the door-todoor campaign, or any other Heart and Stroke Foundation event, visit www. heartandstroke.mb.ca/ or call toll free 1-888-473-4636. Listings Coordinator: N ic k E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 W e ig e l dt THE LATE LUNCH SHOW Atten- tion independent artists and producers! Arts and Cultural Industries Manitoba (ACI) presents the Late Lunch Show, a series of 9 fabulous workshops designed specifically for the selfemployed. With topics ranging from Healing Through the Arts to Financial Management, each hour-long session provides an opportunity to connect with professionals, network with other independent artists/producers, and gain valuable knowledge about the cultural industry. Registration is $5.00 and includes a delicious lunch, so call 927-2787 to reserves your spot today. ARE YOU INTERESTED IN A CAREER IN FILM? Manitoba¹s growing film industry is looking for people who are hard working, self-motivated, and have strong communication skills to become members of Manitoba¹s film crew. To learn more about working in Manitoba¹s expanding film industry, attend a free Monthly Information Session the first Wednesday of every month from 5:306:30 p.m. at Film Training Manitoba, 100-62 Albert Street. For more information call 989.9669 or visit www. filmtraining.mb.ca. 2006 PRAIRIE FIRE PRESS MCNALLY ROBINSON WRITING CONTESTS (Bliss Carman Poetry Award - Judge: Lorna Crozier, Short Fiction - Judge: Sandra Birdsell, Creative Non-Fiction - Judge: Stan Dragland). $5,250 in prizes. Deadline: Nov. 30, 2006. For information contact: Prairie Fire Press, 423-100 Arthur Street, Winnipeg, Manitoba R3B 1H3. Phone: (204) 943-9066, E-mail: [email protected], www.prairiefire.ca. WITH ART, a community-based program for collaborative art projects between community groups and artists in Winnipeg. The program is based on the belief that WITH ART communities can explore issues, express identity and create dialogue by working with professional artists on a shared goal. Artists will be matched with community groups to create a project plan with an emphasis on the art-making process. WITH ART is interested in artists working in all art forms such as visual, performing and literary arts. Deadline for receipt of expressions of interest is Dec. 15, 2006. Criteria, requirements and selection process available at www.winnipegarts.ca or call 943-7668. PLAN YOUR WINNIPEG: Get together with your class, your friends or on your own, and come up with the next best concept that will forever change the city. If your idea is selected, we’ll help you finalize it with all the bells and whistles including blueprints and those cool scale models if needed! The winner of each category will get $1000, with $500 for second place. The deadline for initial submissions is Dec. 16. Visit http://plan-your-winnipeg.uwinnipeg.ca. MANITOBA WRITERS’ GUILD INC. Celebrating the 25th Anniver- sary of the MWG, ‘Friends: A Contest for Writers’ Tell us what it means to you to be a friend. Your original, unpublished writing should demonstrate the importance of friends. Fiction and non-fiction: max 5000 words. Poetry: max 25 lines. Submission forms may be downloaded, and more information obtained, from www.mbwriter.mb.ca. $15 entry fee; Deadline: Dec. 31, 2006. Mail entries to 206-100 Arthur St, Winnipeg, MB, R3B 1H3. Want to submit your listing to Uniter Listings? Email your listings to [email protected] Deadline for submissions is Wednesday, eight days before the issue you’d like your listing to first appear in. The Uniter publishes on Thursdays, 25 times a year. contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 LISTINGS @ uniter.ca 19 AWARDS & FINANCIAL AID: INFORMATION UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG INTERNAL AWARDS: INTERNATIONAL STUDENT BURSARY: International students who are attending The University of Winnipeg and who have financial need may apply for bursary assistance. The value of the award is $1000 - $3000 per term. Maximum of $5000 over the Sept.-July academic year. Criteria includes: be an international student attending the University of Winnipeg on a Student Authorization have documented financial need registered on a full-time basis: minimum 60% course load (18 credit hours) for Fall/Winter academic year or 9 credit hours for a single term show satisfactory academic progress: successfully complete at least a 60% course load maintain satisfactory academic standing: maintain regular status or a “C” average (2.0 GPA) Interested students should complete the International Student Bursary application form which includes a financial need assessment form. Applications are available at the Awards office located in Graham Hall, Student Central located in Centennial Hall, and the International Office at 311 Balmoral Ave. Deadline: Dec. 20, 2006. UNIVERSITY OF WINNIPEG BURSARY APPLICATIONS: Application forms are now available in the Awards office located in Graham Hall or at Student Central in Centennial Hall. Bursaries are small, supplementary financial assistance awards, normally $300 - $750 in value. In order to be considered, you must prove financial need and you must be making satisfactory academic progress (i.e. maintaining a “C” average). Because funds are limited, not everyone who qualifies will receive a bursary. Many of our University of Winnipeg bursaries are available to our students in any year of their program. Return completed applications to the Awards office in Graham Hall. Deadline date: Jan. 31, 2007. EXTERNAL AWARDS: FRANK KNOX MEMORIAL FELLOWSHIPS PROGRAM: These awards are open to Canadian citizens or permanent residents of Canada who have recently graduated or who are about to graduate from an institution in Canada, which is affiliated to AUCC (the U of Winnipeg is affiliated to AUCC). The Fellows will be required to devote the major part of their time to study in one of the Faculties of Harvard University: Arts and Sciences (including Engineering), Business Administration, Design, Divinity Studies, Education, Law, Public Administration (John F. Kennedy School of Government), Medicine, Dental Medicine and Public Health. Eligibility requirements are as follows: Open to Canadian citizens or permanent residents of Canada who have graduated no earlier than the spring of 2005 or will graduate before Sept. 2007 from an institution in Canada. Applicants to the Harvard Law School should have graduated no earlier than the spring of 2004. Candidates are responsible for gaining admission to Harvard University by the deadline set by the various faculties. Candidates should note that the competition is very keen and that only candidates with extraordinary records should apply. The value of the award is $20,000 U.S. plus tuition fees and student health insurance. Up to three awards for graduate studies (Master’s and Ph.D.) will be offered. The normal duration is for one academic year however, students in degree programs may be eligible for renewal. Please note that all applications and supporting documents must be submitted in English only. For more information, please visit [email protected]. Deadline: Nov. 30, 2006. QUEEN ELIZABETH II SILVER JUBILEE ENDOWMENT FUND FOR STUDY IN A SECOND OFFICIAL LANGUAGE AWARD PROGRAM: All disciplines are eligible, except translation. Applications are by nomination by the candidate’s university. One nomination per university. Return your application to the Awards Office in Graham Hall in advance of the deadline date. Eligibility requirements are as follows: Candidates must be Canadian citizens or permanent residents and be enrolled in the second or third year of their first undergraduate university program. Candidates attending a Quebec institution can be in their first year of a first undergraduate program. The value of the award is $7,000, plus travel costs. A minimum of two awards will be given and non-renewable. For more information, please contact [email protected]. MANITOBA EDUCATION AND TRAINING: YOUTH SERVES PROGRAM: Youth Serves Manitoba (YSM) encourages post-secondary students to engage in meaningful, part-time community service with incorporated non-profit or registered charitable organizations. Upon successful completion of at least 100 hours or service, approved students will receive a $500 bursary towards tuition or student loans. For more information and an application form, contact jfast@gov. mb.ca or 1-800-282-8069 ext3560. Deadline: Jan. 9, 2007. SHASTRI INSTITUTE MOUNT ALLISON UNIVERSITY SUMMER PROGRAMME: The Shastri Institute and Mount Allison University are pleased to announce the Summer Programme in India. Students who have completed two years of undergraduate study and have completed a substantial component of India Studies coursework, or have a particular academic interest in Indian Studies may apply. The total cost of this programme is $5945 which includes application fees, tuition, airfare, room and board, materials, health and field trip costs. Provide a statement of purpose no longer than 300 words outlining how this programme will benefit you, an official transcript of all post-secondary studies and a complete application form. Applications are available by visiting our website www.sici.org. Deadline: Jan. 15, 2007. SOROPTIMIST INTERNATIONAL OF THE AMERICAS FELLOWSHIP AWARD: The Fellowship Award may be awarded to any women who: Deadline: U of W Awards office at Dec. 4, 2006. Resides in the Northwest Region of Soroptimist International of the Americas SOROPTIMIST WOMEN’S OPPORTUNITY AWARDS: Is established in business or one of the professions. Do you find yourself going back to school later in life? Do you ned financial assistant to complete your education? Women’s Opportunity Awards are cash awards that assist women in obtaining the skills and education they need to improve their employment status. Recipients may use the awards for any expenses related to their educational pursuits. Conducts her business or practices her profession To be eligible you must meet the following criteria: be a female head of household (single or married, with the primary responsibility of supporting yourself and your dependents) attend an undergraduate degree program or a vocational/skills training program. have financial need. If you have further questions, contact Heather Menzies, 1204 - One Evergreen Place, Winnipeg MB, R3L 0E9 or phone 475-2526. Applications are available in the Awards office located in Graham Hall. Deadline: Dec. 15, 2006 THE SITRIX FUND: Today’s students are tomorrow’s leaders. The Sitrix Fund’s grants can make the difference – providing deserving students the financial tools they need to excel and prosper during university and after graduation. This year, registrations will be accepted until Dec. 31st 2006 for the 2007-2008 academic year applications. Go on-line to www.sitrix. org to register. Deadline date: Dec. 31, 2006. A female Canadian citizen or landed immigrant Accepted registrant in a graduate studies program (Masters or PhD) or professional program at a similar level (medicine, law) in an accredited Canadian University, at the time of the application deadline (Jan. 31). Pursuing a course of studies which will lead to a career mainly of service to women. Intending to spend a minimum of two years in such a career in Canada. Intending to use the award for academic studies in the academic year following receipt of it. Contributing to your community through volunteer service. Needing financial assistance. THE DATATEL SCHOLARS FOUNDATION SCHOLARSHIPS: you can provide proof of acceptance (with transcript of marks)or are already attending a university or college listed in the Directory of Canadian Universities, in a discipline relevant to the banking industry (e.g. business, economics, computer science) The University of Winnipeg is a new Datatel client institution and as such, Datatel is offering unique scholarships ranging in value from $1,000 to $2500 to students from our institution. Datatel Scholars Foundation Scholarships – for outstanding students currently attending eligible Datatel client institutions. Returning Student scholarships – for outstanding students currently attending eligible Datatel client institutions, who have returned to higher education after an absence of five years or more. Nancy Goodhue Lynch scholarships – for outstanding undergraduate students majoring in Information Technology related curriculum programs at eligible Datatel client institutions. Application Process: Presents a plan of worthwhile post graduate study at an accredited college or university leading to an advanced degree or to enhanced standing or competence in her business or profession. 1. A student attending an eligible Datatel client institution may apply via the online application form between Sept. 1, 2006 and Jan. 31, 2007. (NOTE: applicants must submit their completed application with two letters of recommendation by Jan. 31, 2007 in order to be considered for nomination.) Applications are available in the Awards office located in Graham Hall. Deadline: Jan. 15, 2007. SOROPTIMIST FOUNDATION OF CANADA GRANTS FOR GRADUATE STUDIES The Soroptimist Foundation of Canada annually offers several $7,500 grants to female graduate students in Canada to assist them with university studies that will qualify them for careers that will improve the quality of women’s lives. Examples include but are not limited to: proving medical services, providing legal counselling and assistance, counselling mature women entering or re-entering the labour market, counselling women in crisis, counselling and training women for non-traditional employment, and positions in women’s centres. To be eligible you must meet the following criteria: ROYAL BANK ABORIGINAL STUDENT AWARDS: Value: Five students will receive $4,000 for education expenses to a maximum of four years at university. Eligibility: The Datatel Scholars Foundation online scholarship application process is as follows. Soroptimist members and their immediate families are not eligible for any Soroptimist monetary awards available to the public. The purpose of this award is to offer financial assistance and recognition to hard of hearing and deafened students registered in a full time program at a recognized Canadian college or university, in any area of study, with the ultimate goal of obtaining a diploma or degree. Two awards of $2000 each will be granted. Applicants are requested to read the criteria for eligibility and to provide all the information required to complete the application. Applications are available either in the U of W Awards Office located in Graham Hall, or on-line at www.chha.ca/. Deadline: Jan. 31, 2007. Applicants may apply in either English or French. Applications are available in the Awards office located in Graham Hall. For more information contact Heather Menzies, 1204 – One Evergreen Place, Winnipeg MB, R3L 0E9. Deadline: Jan. 31, 2007. Holds a Bachelor’s or Master’s Degree from an accredited college or university. Provides such other information as the Fellowship Committee may deem necessary. CANADIAN HARD OF HEARING ASSOCIATION: 2. The scholarship administrator from each participating Datatel client institution reviews, evaluates, and nominates applicants between Feb. 1, 2006 & Feb. 15, 2006. 3. Nominated student applications are forwarded to the Datatel Scholars Foundation review committee for final evaluation and award determination in the spring. For more information go to their website or email scholars@datatel. Deadline: submit online at www. datatel.com/dsf by Jan. 31, 2007. MARITIME DAIRY INDUSTRY SCHOLARSHIP Students who have completed at least two years of post-secondary education and are currently enrolled in a program that has application to the dairy industry are eligible to make application for this scholarship. Two scholarships of $2000.00 will be awarded. For more information email [email protected]. Applications are available on-line at www.dairygoodness.ca. Deadline: Jan. 31, 2007. a status Indian, Non-status Indian, Inuit or Metis you are a permanent resident/citizen of Canada you maintain a full course workload leading to a recognized degree, certificate or diploma you are in need of financial assistance to pursue your education Process: An independent committee of aboriginal academics reviews all applications and makes its final selections based on each individual’s financial need. In addition, recipients who indicate an interest in pursuing a banking career are considered for summer and postgraduate employment at RBC. Apply on-line at www.rbc.com and send your documentation to: RBC ROYAL BANK ABORIGINAL STUDENT AWARDS RBC Royal Bank 330 Front Street West, 10th Floor, Toronto, Ontario M5V 3B5 Fax: (416) 348-6455 Deadline: Jan. 31st 2007. Surfing for more Dollars?: Try these websites for more possibilities! These two sites will lead you through Canadian based scholarship searches. www.studentawards.com www.scholarshipscanada.com MANITOBA STUDENT AID PROGRAM (MSAP): REMEMBER… please make sure you get your Pre-Study Confirmation of Income form to Manitoba Student Aid to facilitate calculations for Jan. loan documents. DO YOU KNOW... you can still apply for a Government Student Loan on-line for the 2006-2007 academic year. Go to website www.studentaid.gov.mb.ca. If you have questions, phone the MSAP office at 204-945-6321 or surf their website mentioned above. Their office is located at 1181 Portage Avenue, 4th floor in the Robert Fletcher building (Portage and Wall St.). DO YOU KNOW... you can check the status of your student aid application, find out what documentation is still outstanding, update your address information and much more on line? Go to www.studentaid.gov.mb.ca. Link to MySAO to log into your existing account. DO YOU KNOW... Manitoba Student Aid staff can be on campus on Fridays from 1 - 4p.m. To meet with a representative, you need to set up an appointment time. Come to Student Services to book an appointment or phone Tanis Kolisnyk at 786-9984. November 23, 2006 20 The Uniter Sports Editor: M ik e P y l E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca Sports Sports Sports Editor: M ik e P y l E-mail: [email protected] Lions and Alouettes and media hounds…oh my! Scrums occur on, off field during Grey Cup week Daniel Falloon Volunteer Staff Where there’s a spectacle, there’s a crowd. Where there’s a crowd, there are practical restrictions upon people, such as space and security. Where there are restrictions, there are people that can’t make it out to see an event live. Enter the media. With few Canadian spectacles larger than the Grey Cup – the 94th edition of which occurred last Sunday when the BC Lions defeated the Montreal Alouettes 25-14 at CanadInns Stadium– the media was out in full force. Representatives from several national media outlets, such as CBC, The Score, TSN, and the Globe and Mail, as well as local press from coast-to-coast, descended on the city in swarms, and grew in number throughout the week. With these personalities wandering the west sideline all week at practices, as well as popping up at the week’s several press conferences, it was obvious that no player, coach or waterboy would leave Winnipeg unquoted. Blue Bomber legend Milt Stegall remembered media week from when he played in the 2001 Grey Cup in Montreal. “You get media from all over the country. Usually it’s just your town, and the town you may be playing in. Around Grey Cup, they’re coming from Saskatoon, Vancouver, Toronto, Lethbridge, Medicine Hat, everywhere,” said Stegall. With the paparazzi, parades and parties, is it possible for the players to focus on practice and pigskin? Stegall’s answer: “If you’re down to earth about it…and you enjoy it, it’s not much of a problem.” Players and coaches alike tended to echo Stegall’s nonchalance about the media during Grey Cup week. “It’s a little more difficult than the norm, but I think everybody has to transcend that,” said Lions coach Wally Buono. “It’s one of the things that comes with the Grey Cup.” “For me, either way, it [media presence] doesn’t help, it doesn’t hurt. Once I step on the field, it’s just me, my snapper, my holder, and the guys on the field,” said Alouettes place-kicker Damon Duval. “I really don’t even read papers.” “It’s good for the league for guys to get things out to the media – to find out how players react in situations,” Duval added. “[But] it’s not really a hin- PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT drance.” The only real complaint came from Montreal quarterback Anthony Calvillo: “I get tired of repeating myself sometimes,” said Calvillo. “Sometimes I wish everybody was able to hear what I have to say, but it’s normal for myself because I’ve dealt with this. You deal with it all week long, but it doesn’t bother me.” Despite the claims that the media has no affect, the Thursday practices of both teams were off-limits to the media. “You just want to have a day where you don’t have million eyes on you. You don’t want cameras picking up stuff,” said Lions defensive back Mark Washington. “Every company has closed-door meetings, and we’re a company. We’re having a closeddoor meeting.” a little bit. But when you’re at this point in the game, you have to deal with it every day.” The American media In addition to Boulay, several players have sharpened their public relations teeth in the United States. After four seasons in Calgary with the Stampeders, Lions quarterback Dave Dickenson toured PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT the NFL with the San Diego Chargers before reuniting with coach Wally Buono with British Columbia. “I didn’t deal with the American media much. I did a little bit, but I think you’re definitely in a fishbowl more down there. I think there’s bigger business. They probably even overanalyse things,” said Dickenson. Another player who is familiar with the American media is Alouettes backup quarterback Jesse Palmer, probably better known, at least to the ladies, as the Language and the media Alouettes coach Jim Popp explained how his team was especially prepared for the week of reporter-player interaction. “To be honest with you, we’re used to a bunch of media in Montreal, so it’s not abnormal,” said Popp. “Maybe not this much, but we probably experience twice to three times the amount of media that most players do because of the Anglo and French media, combined with a big city. It’s not a lot of difference for us.” Alouettes backup quarterback Nealon Greene, of Yonkers, New York, described how his dealings with the media are different in Montreal from his other CFL stops with Toronto, Edmonton and Saskatchewan. “I think it’s the French culture, and a lot of French-speaking,” said nine-year CFL veteran Greene, of his first season in Quebec. “There’s a language that’s tough with pronunciations, so it’s sometimes hard for them to understand [me].” For native Montrealer, and Alouette linebacker Etienne Boulay, the language situation was reversed for him, now having to communicate with a predominantly English-speaking media. “It’s great. I get to do interviews both in French and in English. I’ve gotten pretty good in English in the past couple years, being in the States. But it’s great, I love it,” said Boulay, who played college ball with the University of New Hampshire Wildcats, before being selected in the second round of the 2005 Canadian College Draft. “There’s more media than there was in college, so at first, I had to adapt PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT contact: uniter @ uniter.ca The Uniter November 23, 2006 sports 21 star of the 2004 season of the ABC reality show “The Bachelor”. Palmer, a native of Nepean, Ontario, also spent four NFL seasons with the New York Giants and San Francisco 49ers. “I think, more than anything, you’re forced to become prepared,” Palmer said of how the show, as well as playing in “The Show”, aided his media skills. “So many times, athletes are unprepared for the media, for the questions and that, and they don’t necessarily project the opinion that they wish to give to the public.” “[Playing] in the NFL, and New York City, the media capital, it forced you to try to anticipate certain questions and prepare better answers for those questions.” “Certainly, I think that team [the Giants] is the central focus for [New York],” added Palmer. “The Yankees and the Giants are the two big sports franchises in that city, so there was a lot of attention.” In regards to the media scrums at the week’s practices: “It was like this everyday,” said Palmer. “Every day at practice, it was like this going to the locker room.” Players in the media The media at this year’s Grey Cup included several former CFLers, including ex-Bomber Chris Walby, as well at the duo voted the greatest quarterback-receiver connection in CFL history, Stegall and quarterback Khari Jones. Walby and Jones are both analysts for CBC, while Stegall works for The Score. “I’d much rather be playing, but I’m having a great time. I did it last year in Vancouver and I’m happy they asked me back to do it again,” said Stegall. “It’s crazy that all the guys I’m interviewing now are teasing me about everything, but it’s fun. Whenever I retire, I may think about getting into broadcasting, because talking about something I know – I can definitely do that.” Jones spoke about how the Grey Cup is a different experience being in the media. “Being on the media side, you get a feel for more of what’s going on. Whereas, when you’re a player, it’s more about the practice, and preparing as a team, and trying to do all the things that you normally do.” With the media being unavoidable at the best of times, and particularly magnified during Grey Cup week, players have found their own individual ways to cope. Toronto Argonauts coach, and celebrated kick returner Michael “Pinball” Clemons explained how he became comfortable. “Me, I just like people, I don’t consider it talking to the media. I’m talking to my friends. So I just talk to you like I’m talking to my friends,” said Clemons. He even joked like a friend, saying that his parents and several other relatives were all involved in the media before laughing and correcting himself. Alouette tackle, and former Blue Bomber, Dave Mudge uses the attention as motivation. “If anything, it’s a reminder that it is such a big game. The whole country’s watching.” PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT PHOTO: AARON ELKAIM VINCENT November 23, 2006 22 The Uniter Sports Editor: M ik e P y l E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 contact: uniter @ uniter.ca Sports SI.com CFL To Expand Coast to Coast? Atlantic Schooners Hold Party to Promote Expansion to the East Wikipedia.org Jonathan Oliveros Villaverde Volunteer Staff Smith a Star on Field, Stage His nimble feet helped the Dallas Cowboys to three Super Bowl titles and the league’s all-time rushing yards title. But they also helped Emmitt Smith garner one more equally-impressive accolade: Dancing With the Stars champion. Smith upset favourite Mario Lopez, aka AC Slater from Saved by the Bell fame, to take home the glittering trophy awarded by ABC’s reality show, which pairs a celebrity with a professional dancer. “It is awesome! It is awesome!” declared Smith, hugging partner Cheryl Burke. “We came a long way, we really have.” “What’s so great about you is you are the everyday man who became a dancer in our eyes in the past 10 weeks,” judge Carrie Anna Inaba told Smith after his victory was announced. In addition to Lopez, Smith managed to out-dance such notables as former Blossom star Joey Lawrence, talk show host Jerry Springer, and political pundit Tucker Carlson (SI.com). Flutie named CFL’s Best Ever While his native US will remember him for one famous Hail Mary pass during his collegiate days at Boston College, his adopted home of Canada will remember eight seasons worth of memorable plays. Last week, TSN announced its list of the CFL’s Top 50 Greatest Players of the modern era as part of its extended Grey Cup coverage, with Doug Flutie topping the list. Named the league’s Most Outstanding Player a record six times, the former quarterback of the BC Lions, Calgary Stampeders, and Toronto Argonauts received 35 of 60 first place votes as determined by a panel of 60 past and present executives, players and media who sorted through an original list of 185 candidates. “It brought the fun back to football for me, coming up to Canada to play,” said Flutie. “I spent eight years up here... maybe I should have spent my whole career up here because it was so much fun to play.” “You’ve got to understand,” he said in response to those who felt his prime would have been better spent in the NFL, “I loved those days. I enjoyed it and the whole thing about coming back to the NFL was just something for me. I wanted to prove something to myself.” George Reed (1963-75), Jackie Parker (1954-68), Mike Pringle (1992-04), and Warren Moon (1978-83) rounded out the top five. Eight Blue Bombers cracked the top 50, beginning with John Helton at 12 followed by slotback Milt Stegall (15), Chris Walby (22), Less Browne (23), Leo Lewis (29), Matt Dunigan (39), Tom Clements (47) and Bill Frank (49) (WinnipegFreePress.com). Wesmen Take Lumps Out West While BC Lions fans rejoiced over their team’s performance in Winnipeg last weekend, the Wesmen were not quite as successful out in Vancouver. Both the women’s and men’s basketball teams headed out to the Left Coast for a backto-back, visiting the UBC Thunderbirds on Friday, then crossing the Georgia Straight for a Saturday date with the Victoria Vikes. The men fell 80-78 to UBC despite a valiant effort against the no. 2-ranked team in the CIS. Down by 19 at one point in the second half, their comeback fell just short, despite three Winnipeg posts fouling out. Captain Erfan Nasajpour filled out the stat sheet quite nicely, dropping a game-high 32 points, while adding eight rebounds and five steals. The next night, they could not match their effort 24 hours prior, dropping their matchup with Victoria, 78-66. The women struggled against UBC, losing to the Thunderbirds 80-70, but responded well the next night, taking it to the Vikes 81-61. Fifth year guard/forward Uzo Asagwara particularly enjoyed her time on Vancouver Island, lighting up the scoreboard for 38 points, and adding seven steals. Halifax was awarded a CFL franchise in 1984, but it fell through when a stadium could not be built. “I believe our league should be represented coast to coast,” commented Wright. However, he added at the State of the League address, “I think it’ll take some time. The ideal number of franchises for our league is ten.” Currently, the league has eight teams, meaning the Ottawa Renegades would have to gain re-entry into the league. However, the team’s last attempt to lasted only four seasons, as they had to fold due to financial woes. Ottawa, being the capital, looked to be a huge market, but Ryerson would beg to differ. “Ottawa is not a football city - they are a politics and business city.” “I think that the CFL would do their homework,” said Phoenix Formula Full of Faults Why the Toronto Raptors’ New Philosophy is Doomed to Fail Mike Pyl Sports Editor Prior to the start of the 2004-05 season, few pundits and media members were giving much thought to the Phoenix Suns, figuring there would be little improvement on their 29-53 record from the previous season. Any basketball fan could tell you what happened next. The Suns became the class of the league, accomplishing it in style. Phoenix reintroduced the Run-n-Gun offence to a league that, since the days of Run-TMC Golden State, or maybe even the Showtime Lakers, had been stuck in a perpetual state of walk-it-up-the-court point guards and mindnumbing isolations. Paced by would-be MVP Steve Nash, they ran at every possible opportunity, creating fast breaks by simply beating their opponents down the floor. While they would eventually lose in the Western Conference finals to San Antonio, their style became all the more appealing when they duplicated their success the following year, even with superstar forward Amare Stoudemire sitting out essentially the whole season after microfracture surgery. Journeymen Boris Diaw and Raja Bell suddenly became household names. The Suns were winning, they were playing the league’s most entertaining brand of basketball, and they were doing it with seemingly interchangeable players. In professional sports, it is fashionable to emulate success. After their 1995 Stanley Cup victory, the New Jersey Devils and their neutral zone trap nearly made hockey nearly un-watchable. In 2003, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers saw their Cover 2 defence duplicated dozens of times by dozens of opponents the season after winning the Super Bowl. With a proven, entertaining playing style now available, and having acquired the former Phoenix GM who had put together the archetype in Bryan Colangelo, the stage seemed set for the Raps to finally gain some teeth this off-season. Colangelo acquired his new “Steve Nash” in T.J. Ford, filled the wing positions with shooters, and urged head coach Sam Mitchell to run their opponents off the court. However, with a disappointing early season record of 2-7 as of Sunday, they seem to have tripped over the starting blocks. Toronto is finding out first hand that, if it looks to good to be true, it probably is. Success under the Phoenix formula has simply not arrived, and will not, for one glaring reason: talent. Colangelo brought in nine new players in the off-season and, invariably, it was a major upgrade over last season’s roster. He combed through Europe and uncovered two of the continent’s best in Jorge Garbajosa and Anthony Parker, signed athletic combo guard Fred Jones, and drafted versatile big man Andrea Bargnani, who should blossom into a star one day. Unfortunately, quantity does not equal quality. Over the last two seasons, Phoenix has been able to win the way they have been winning because they’ve had incredible talent. Consider this: two seasons ago, their FOURTH best player was Joe Johnson, currently averaging 28.9 ppg for the Atlanta Hawks. Is it possible to win 62 games with less talent? Yes. Is it possible to win with less talent, Phoenixstyle? No way. What’s particular about the way they play is the little regard they give to defence. They figure they have enough star power to practically eschew half the game of basketball all together, challenging their opponent to keep up with their scoring. The Raptors’ problem is that they simply lack the offensive prowess to pull this off. Judging by talent alone, Toronto may in fact be good enough to make the playoffs—but that assessment does not take into account their scheme. To succeed with the Phoenix Formula, your players better be exceptional scorers, so good that they can survive with minimal defensive effort. This, the Raps lack. To see what Phoenix would look like with subpar talent, check out a Toronto game. The Raptors are plagued with atrocious perimeter defence, lead- TSN.ca NFL legend Smith (right) cut up the dance floor like it was the New York Giants’ front seven. If you were at the Grey Cup game or at any parties, you probably heard tons of cheers for different teams, and not necessarily just for the Lions or Alouettes either. Maybe you even heard “Go Jets Go” a few times. However, did you expect “Go Schooners Go”? In 1984, the Atlantic Schooners were supposed to be Halifax’s expansion team but they folded because the owners, led by J.I. Albrecht, could not commit the money to build a new stadium. In an attempt to create enough attention for Halifax to get their own CFL team, John Ryerson organized the Down East Kitchen Party at the York Hotel Friday and Saturday night in hopes of creating enough attention for Halifax to gain their own CFL team. “We want people to think, ‘Hey man, these guys won’t go away’,” said Ryerson, who started organizing these parties for the last three years. John Ryerson is a diehard CFL fan that is optimistic the league will expand to the east. “[With the current number of teams] it sends the message that the country ends in Montreal.” Among the people attending the party was Commissioner Tom Wright. He has been very influential in attempting to get a Halifax team. Wright, who will no longer be the commissioner of the CFL by Dec. 31st. He believes that the league will not allow the Schooners to suffer the same fate as the Renegades. One of the biggest problems for the Atlantic Schooners is that they do not have a stadium. In an exhibition game played between the Hamilton Tiger-Cats and the Toronto Argonauts in Halifax in 2005, tickets sold out quickly at St. Mary’s University’s Huskies Stadium—however, the capacity of that place was only 11,000. Obviously, a larger stadium would be required to support a CFL franchise. As of right now, no one will put forth the $65 million required to build such a stadium. However, a hope comes in the form of the Commonwealth Games. In Nov. 2007, the site of the 2014 Commonwealth games will be chosen. If Halifax is selected, then a stadium will be built. “If they have a stadium, then I have every confidence that they’ll have a team there in the early 2010s,” said Wright. Ryerson has similar hopes. “Within two years, providing Halifax get the Commonwealth games, ownership will line up.” Another problem is the price for travelling coast to coast, since football teams are much larger than hockey teams. However, Ryerson believes it doesn’t even matter. “If that’s what is preventing Halifax from having a team, then the CFL has bigger problems.” TJ Ford and the Toronto Raptors are simply not good enough to not bother with defence. ing to endless drive-and-dish opportunities that leave one wondering why opponents are always hot against Chris Bosh and crew. Speaking of Bosh, while he has been monster on the boards in leading the league with 13.9 per, the rest of the team is still struggling in an area they’ve struggled with over the past two seasons. On offence, they have become far too reliant on the three ball, leaving them vulnerable to prolonged stretches where nothing drops. Phoenix is guilty of this on occasion, too—the difference is, however, that they have the weapons to dig themselves out of it later in the game. But when the Raps start going cold, they’re often done for the night. In order to start winning games, Toronto must address this hideously unbalanced ratio of emphasis between offence and defence. They have proven capable in small spurts, but they must do it consistently. Right now, nearly all their perimeter players are struggling to contain dribble penetration, sending the rest of the team into rotational chaos. This team does have playoff-calibre talent on its roster, particularly in a mediocre-at-best Eastern Conference. Sam Mitchell just has to find a way to get some stops when their shots aren’t falling. Despite all of the drastic off-season changes, the 2006-07 campaign is looking a lot like last year—the Raps still can’t play any defence. And unless they do, a shot at Greg Oden, the most coveted big man entering the NBA Draft since Tim Duncan, may be the best Toronto fans can hope for. Sports Editor: M ik e P y l E-mail: [email protected] Phone: 786-9497 Fax: 783-7080 NFL Picks Every week hundreds of thousands of contact: uniter @ uniter.ca Dustin Addison-Schneider is the starting setter for the Wesmen men’s volleyball team. Thomas Asselin is co-host of the University of Winnipeg’s only sports radio talk show, the Ultra Mega Sports Show, broadcasting every Monday at 4:30 p.m. on CKUW 95.9 FM. most pivotal matchups. They scour web- Kalen Qually is a regular contributor to Uniter Sports, and NFL Picks defending champion. sites, watch the sports networks’ tickers at the bottom of the screen, dial pricey 1- Dan Verville is a columnist with Red River’s Projector, as well as a regular voice on the Call-Ups, which can be heard Wednesdays at 7pm on 92.9 Kick FM. 900 numbers, all in search of the particu- Nick Weigeldt is The Uniter’s very own Listings Coordinator. lar insight that will guarantee them a big (2-4, 3rd in Great Plains, unranked) Each week we preview five of the team of analysts will show you the way. (As to which way is anybody’s guess.) Game #2: Chicago @ New England Game #4: New Orleans @ Atlanta “This game looks to be the top matchup of the week. In my opinion, this could be the Super Bowl preview right here. Although Tom Brady and the Pats looked almost unbeatable against Green Bay last weekend, they will not look the same against the Monsters of the Midway. This game will be close – however, the Bears’ defense will win them this game as long as Grossman doesn’t have another meltdown like his Monday night performance against Arizona. Look for the Bears to try and keep their turnovers to a minimum by running the ball with Thomas Jones. Bears will win this game but it will be a closely fought battle!” – Dustin Addison-Schneider “Is there a harder game to pick in Week 11 than the Falcons - Saints? Hard not because both teams match up against each other step for step, or because they’re both bottomfeeders, but hard because we don’t know exactly which teams are going to show up to play on Sunday in Atlanta. The Saints team that has been burned in big ways by Willie Parker and Chad Johnson in the past two games or the one that has taken the city of New Orleans onto their backs, instilling some civic pride after a dreadful year last year? Or the oftbrilliant flashes of talent that the Michael Vickled Falcons can produce, only then to lay sinkers at the hands of the hardly-mighty Lions and Browns. Consistency, people, consistency; it’s all I’m asking for. It’d make my job a lot easier (albeit less interesting). Take Atlanta because, well, why not?” – Nick Weigeldt Addison-Schneider says: Chicago Asselin says: Chicago Pyl says: Chicago Qually says: New England Verville says: New England Weigeldt says: New England Game #3: Cincinnati @ Cleveland Game #1: Arizona @ Minnesota “Vikings’ new coach Brad Childress was supposed to bring discipline and a new attitude to a team that had none of one and too much of the other. And for a brief period it seemed to be working as they started 4-2. Now 4-6, they are in desperate need to right their sinking ship and what better time to do so than against the Cardinals (2-8)? Especially after losing to Miami (4-6), Green Bay (4-6), and San Francisco (5-5) in the previous weeks. Expect them to show up at home.” – Kalen Qually Addison Schneider says: Minnesota Asselin says: Minnesota Pyl says: Minnesota Qually says: Minnesota Verville says: Arizona Weigeldt says: Minnesota “Last week, Ohio State quarterback Troy Smith put the finishing touches on his brilliant senior season which will almost undoubtedly yield a Heisman Trophy in little over a month. Carving up the no. 2-ranked rival Michigan defence like his Thanksgiving (American) turkey this week, the pivot threw for 316 yards and 4 TDs. With only the BCS National Championship Game left in his collegiate career on January 8, his sights will soon turn to the NFL. The Browns seem a natural fit, given the team’s near-guarantee of a high draft pick, their lack of a long-term answer under centre (sorry Charlie Frye), and the fact Smith hails from Cleveland. The countdown is delayed a week, but the Buckeyes’ #10 will surely be on the fans’ minds…” – Mike Pyl Addison-Schneider says: Cincinnati Asselin says: Cincinnati Pyl says: Cleveland Qually says: Cincinnati Verville says: Cincinnati Weigeldt says: Cincinnati Wesmen Fight a Losing Battle Women struggle without star player Josh Boulding Volunteer Staff It was another lonely night for the Winnipeg Wesmen as our women’s volleyball team hosted the University of Calgary Dinos this past weekend. The Dinos stomped the Wesmen in three straight to take both games on Friday and Saturday night. Friday night seemed to spell doom early for the struggling Wesmen as a tight break at the first technical quickly opened to a Dinos lead by the second, with Calgary finishing the set neatly ten points over the Wesmen at 2515. The second and third sets (25-21, 25-22) finalized the evening with the Dinos fending off the Wesmen with ex- The Score Men’s Basketball payday. Well, look no further. Uniter Sports will be your Bible. Our crack 23 THE PANELISTS Mike Pyl is The Uniter's Sports Editor and founder of the paper’s NFL Picks. If NFL football is your Sunday religion, November 23, 2006 SPORTS fans spend hours scrutinizing the week’s league’s juiciest matchups of the week. The Uniter cellent defenses. Saturday night’s match was pretty much the same as the Dinos began a game that seemed to echo times of a recent past, as the Wesmen trailed only by two at the first technical, but seemed to, again, succumb to chaos on the court while the Dinos capitalized on errors to find another 25-15 victory over the Wesmen. Oddly enough, both Friday and Saturday night’s first sets posted the same scores at both technical time-outs and the final. The second set repeated much of the firsts’ mistakes for the home team and while the Wesmen seemed to almost come together a points, there just wasn’t enough there to keep a steady enough drive up to catch a charging Calgary team. The Dinos put the Wesmen two points behind at the first technical and again five points Addison-Schneider says: Atlanta Asselin says: Atlanta Pyl says: New Orleans Qually says: Atlanta Verville says: Atlanta Weigeldt says: Atlanta Game #5: Philadelphia @ Indianapolis “Philadelphia is reeling after the loss of quarterback Donovan McNabb for the rest of the season. Even with McNabb, the Eagles have been struggling to win games in recent weeks. Indianapolis will be looking to start another winning streak after they were defeated in an upset by the Cowboys. If the Colts can string together another nine straight wins, they’re Super Bowl champs. A McNabb-less Eagles will be no match for a still very good Colts team.” – Thomas Asselin Addison-Schneider says: Indianapolis Asselin says: Indianapolis Pyl says: Indianapolis Qually says: Indianapolis Verville says: Indianapolis Weigeldt says: Indianapolis behind at the second, finishing the set by only giving up three more points to the Wesmen before closing the set down 25-18. A common time for teams to rally together is in the final moments of a losing struggle and unfortunately for the Wesmen, this was their time to shine. At least for a few moments in the third set, it was the Wesmen, rather than Calgary, putting successive points on the board. Kills from Nicola Dirks, who finished the weekend with 25 more kills under her belt, Dayna Kiesman and service ace from Kaitlyn Lewis allowed Winnipeg to come within one point late in the set (21-20 Dinos leading). However, Calgary finished strong and took the final four of five points to finish the weekend with a 25-21 set victory to finish the match off. The losses on the weekend leave the Wesmen with a 1-6 record and an 8th overall CIS ranking while the 3rd ranked Dinos move to a perfect 6-0. Missing from the court was Marlee Bragg, the Canada West Rookie of the Year in the 2005/2006 season who was also named to the CIS all-rookie team last year. Friday, November 17 UBC 80 Wesmen 78 Saturday, November 18 Victoria 78 Wesmen 66 Women’s Basketball (4-2, 1st in Great Plains, no. 7(tie) CIS Coaches’ Poll) Friday, November 17 UBC 80 Wesmen 70 Saturday, November 18 Wesmen 81Victoria 61 Women’s Volleyball (1-6, 6th in Canada West, no. 8 CIS Coaches’ Poll) Friday, November 17 Calgary 3 Wesmen 0 (25-15, 25-21, 25-22) Saturday, November 18 Calgary 3 Wesmen 0 (25-15, 25-18, 25-21) Men’s Volleyball (3-2, 5th in Canada West, no. 4 CIS Coaches’ Poll) COMING UP MEN’S BASKETBALL Home vs. Trinity Western – Nov. 24 (8:00) Home vs. Simon Fraser – Nov. 25 (8:00) WOMEN’S BASKETBALL Home vs. Trinity Western – Nov. 24 (6:15) Home vs. Simon Fraser (no. 3) – Nov. 25 (6:15) WOMEN’S VOLLEYBALL Away @ Simon Fraser – Nov. 24 & 25 MEN’S VOLLEYBALL Away @ Trinity Western (no. 1) – Nov. 24 & 25 Sitting on the bench, forced to watch her teammates fight a losing battle at the net with a large black brace supporting her left knee. After injuring her ACL against the Manitoba Bisons three weeks ago, the second-year hope of the Wesmen has been awaiting an MRI and the possibility of surgery on her knee to repair the damage. “Maybe December of next year (2007)?” said Bragg after the game on Saturday. “If all goes well [with the recovery].” Damage to knees have some of the longest recovery times in sport injuries and tearing a ligament generally means at least 12 months of recovery and rehabilitation. With Bragg out for the rest of the season and possibly some of next year, the Wesmen have to fall back on their less celebrated players to pick up the slack. “We’re really diverse,” commented Bragg. “Jamie Menzies sometimes plays and she’s a utility player, able to play both left and right sides.” “We can just…mix things up,” said Bragg. November 23, 2006 24 The Uniter contact: uniter @ uniter.ca LAST PUZZLE'S SOLUTIONS Across Crossword puzzles provided by www.BestCrosswords.com. 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