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No. 942
Thursday, October 31 1996
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By JAMES JORDAN
"THERE is no better place to
land a rich man that the halls
of academia." Italian tycoon
Giovanni Agnelli met his
bride to be, Avery Howe at
the
stateside
Brown
University and The Sunday
Times reckons Newcastle is
the English equivalent.
Listed in the piece,
featured in last week's Style
section were the most eligible
bachelors currently studying
at the Toon.
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News
Mystery over
student
death
Feature
A brief
history of
pornography
Music
Exclusive 808
State
interview
Sport
Hockey boys
in red card
horror
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Page 4
Page 5
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Shutdown!
Funding: Unions and NUS call for November campus walkout
Posh
In
the
article
the
University spy said Newcastle
has a lot of "posh" young men
who; "wear rugby shirts with
their collars turned up, drive
something new and
nippy and live in the
smartest hall."
But
another
upper-class undergraduate
agreed with the article and
said: "There are a lot of public
school people here and we do
tend to stick together.
Couples get together because
they're kindred spirits"
Gentle
The source in the paper
claimed: "They study history
of art, som ething gentle,
because they won't have to
get a job".
History of Art lecturer,
Professor
John
Milner
disagreed with this and said:
"The course is both difficult
and rewarding. Students are
always complaining that they
have too much work to do."
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Union: walkout?
U NIVER SITY w orkers have th reaten ed to paralyse the
campus w ith an all out strike next month.
Angered by miserly pay offers, staff from porters to
professors have called for a walk out on November 19th - the
same day as NUS plan to
By EMILY O'CONNELL and
protest over funding cuts.
LISA GOODFELLOW
The University and College
Employers
Association shutdown seems probable as
(UCEA) has been offered rises NUS stages its own walk out
of 1.5% for academic, clerical over Government funding
and administrative staff and cuts on the same Tuesday.
NUS President Douglas
2.5% for manual employees.
Trainer
said:"We believe that
But because they are
below the rate of inflation real unity with all those
they are in reality pay cuts. A involved in higher education
strike seems imminent even can make a difference and
though the outcom e of the stop the introduction of fees."
And while the University
ballot will not be known until
has
pledged support for any
November 6th.
Dr David Sanders, the staff involved in the action
President of the Association of Fridey M essenger, Union
University Teachers, told The P resident said: "W e will
Courier: "They have a very support the University staff,
strong case and although they but feel that the Campaign
are reluctant to take action, it for Free Education march is
far m ore im portant for
is a necessary last resort".
A com plete University students."
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Degree system to change
By JENNY POULTER
>EGREES are set for a
uge shake-up following a
ecent report that slams the
urrent system.
Following a two year
>robe by the Higher
education Quality Council
:he system for awarding
degrees is to become
standard throughout the
country.
Dozens of options were
suggested including;
■ a nationwide frame-work
of awards
■ new boundaries for
different degree classes
■ minimum pass marks and
more external examinations
At the moment acad­
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News
Degrees in question
- Page 2
Oxford cot death
- Page 3
Feature
Pornography
- Page 4
Music
808 State interview
- Page 5
Kenickie live
- Page 7
Student
DJs set
for Radio
One glory
By CHRIS DOWNS
WINNERS of the BBC student
DJ com petition will be
announced next month.
They are to be chosen by a
group of high profile judges
from top companies, as well
as editors from the music
magazines.
Session
Comedy Festival preview
- Page 6
Blood Wedding review
- Page 6
Student Sport
Hockey players see red
- Page 12
Uni hit by Sheffield steel
- Page 12
The winner of Best Student
Radio Presenter will get to co­
present Radio One's award
winning Evening Session.
Other categories include
Best Student Radio Staion,
Best Entertainment Feature
and the Innovation award.
Ceremony
The award ceremony will
be held at the University of
London Union Bar on
Saturday 2nd November.
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Unis come out in modules
By ALEX NORTON
MODULARISATION: AN education chief has
admitted modularisation is resented by many
university staff.
Nearly all universities and colleges have been
affected by the changing academic environment.
Higher Education Quality Council assistant
director Norman Jackson has edited a new
collection of papers on "going modular".
One reported: "Staff reported that the decision
to modularise had been unilaterally imposed.
"And they complained that opportunities to
discuss and debate how to implement
modularisation had been insufficient, under­
resourced and futile."
But the changes have been defended as a key
stage in the modernisation of higher education.
Jackson added: "Modularity can be seen as a
vehicle for change from the old, elitist system to
the new, mass higher education system."
Football: Students give thumbs down to super stadium
Meeting rebuffs
Leazes park
stadium plans
A PACKED general meeting
oppose the development of
Leazes Moor.
But Newcastle United chiefs
slammed the meeting.
In a letter chairman Sir John
Hall claimed their were no
plans as yet to develop Leazes
Moor.
Over 100 hundred students
crammed in the debating
chamber to discuss the motion.
The meeting was called in
response to the rumoured
developm ent of a 65,000
seater super stadium by the
football club on the Moor.
St. James' Park is currently
too small to accommodate all
the Toon Army.
And its location means only
a few further seats can be added.
Environm en tal
and
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a new football stadium on
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Union president, Fridey
Messenger said: "Standard­
isation could be improved. It
would increase the value of a
degree and allow greater
freedom of movement between
universities."
Earlier this month only
40 students bothered to turn
up for a general meeting to
discuss safety.
resid en ts groups have
slammed the plans, forming
the No Business on the Moor
pressure group.
But many N ew castle
U nited fans w ant the
stadium bulit on Leazes - as
they fear it could be lost to
Gateshead.
And City Council bosses
have claimed all other sites
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But campaigners believe
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By TARQUIN COOPER
A RED-faced student was
busted by university chiefs after
being caught masturbating over
pom on the Internet.
Porters
at
Sheffield
U niversity
caught
the
frustrated undergraduate late
at night in the library and
have now handed the matter
over to the police.
Suspicious
Security cameras caught
him "shuffling in a suspicious
manner," after a member of
staff alerted St. G eorge's
library staff.
Photos of the offender
have
been
circulated
throughout the campus so that
he cannot gain access to any
university facilties.
Decent
But porter Albert Wood,
who
acted
upon
the
complaints praised his honesty
and said: "He was a decent
kid. He did not deserve to be
crucified for what he did".
And
N ew castle's
Computing Service Director
warned, "We take this matter
very serio u sly " after The
Courier revealed last year that
students had been using the
internet to look at pom.
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Oxford: Mystery over death of 'promising' undergraduate
Union
Student death
linked to cot
death syndrome
N ew job
shot) set to
benefit hardup students
By SIOBHAN ALMOND
AN Oxford fresher has been found
dead in her bed, just weeks into the
new term.
Police are now investigating the
death, which they do not regard as
suspicious. They added that there was
no indication of any drug use.
Police inspector Simon Pont said:
"This is a young girl who went to bed
and died. It is horrible".
Drugs haul lecturer jailed
Alarm
Friends of Rachel Steer, a Classics
student at St Hilda's College, raised the
alarm when she d id n't turn up to
lectures. College officials broke into the
room to find the eighteen year-old dead.
The Dean of the college, Dr Jane
Taylor was shocked by the death of the
teenager: "We have no idea of the cause
of the death. She was a most promising
student and perfectly cheerful".
Work
Her tutors had been impressed with
the way she was dealing with her work
and was said to be settling in well.
Doctors were baffled by the death
which could be linked with cot death
syndrome when the heart simply stops
for no reason.
Disgraced: Banks
By ERICA DAVIES
COCAINE with a street value
of over £80,000 was discovered
in the home of a university
scientist.
Dr M alcolm Banks was
sentenced to 10 years at
Edinburgh Crown Court after
he pleaded guilty to refining
more than half a kilo of
freebase cocaine.
Police put Banks home
under surveillance after a known
drug user, Robert Williams, was
seen leaving the house.
Banks was stopped by
traffic police who discovered
363kg of freebase cocaine from
his car - Scotland's largest ever
seizure of the drug.
An Edinburgh university
spokesperson stressed that the
offence was in no way linked
with Dr Banks' work or the
department in which he was
based.
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Pornography: Karen Kennedy takes a look at the history of the not so new phenomenon of porn a
WHAT DOES IT DO FOR YOU? - PORNOGRAPHY
that is. Let's face it, whether you've heard of it, read it,
watched it or dare I say participated in it, not many of us
pass through our adolescent years without encountering
pornography in some shape or form. To be fair to the
lads, the 'rude bits' of the human anatomy quite literally
pop up everywhere these days...
However, pornography is certainly not a new
phenomenon. THe word pornography is derived from
the Greek word 'pomi' meaning prostitute, and
'graphaein' meaning to write, and was originally defined
as any work of art or literature depicting the life of a
prostitute.
The first clear historic evidence of pornography in
the western culture is to be found in erotic songs
performed at festivals in honour of the Greek god,
Dionysus. The Romans also caught on to the idea of
representing erotic behaviour. Graphic erotic paintings
in Pompeii dating from the first century A.D. have
been found covering walls sacred to bacchanalian
orgies. However, Ovid the Roman poet, is one of the
first to have produced written pornography. His work,
T he Art of Love', is a rather cheeky if not ironic
treatise on the art of seduction, intrigue and sensual
arousal.
In the Middle Ages pornography took on a whole
new meaning and was generally held in low repute,
finding expression in riddles, bawdy jokes and satirical
humour. Leaping on a few hundred years or so, the
invention of printing in the fifteenth century led to a
rebirth of ambitious new pom, so that works appeared
to be totally devoid of literary value and were designed
solely to arouse sexual excitement. A classic of this
period (apparently) is John Cleland's 'Fanny Hill: The
Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure'. The sexual
connotations are all too obvious...
Graphic exotic art also blossomed in this period,
but it wasn't until the development of photography,
and later of motion pictures in the late Victorian age,
"Soft porn is so much a part of
our lives that many of us indulge
in the viewing of it without
realising"
"It wasn't until the development
of photography, and later of
motion pictures in the late
Victorian age, that pornography
as we know it today began to
flourish"
that pornography as we know it today began to
consideration in order to deci
flourish.
justified or not as being for th
Pornography in the twentieth century is
So, the pomos you find or
unprecedented in the variety of media used and
video shop or the porno mags
enormous in the number of works produced. Since
bus station newsagents have
World War Two, written pornography (give or take the
a bunch of balding, spectacle
odd Gilly Cooper novel) has largely been surpassed by
classed as 'soft pom', suitabl
explicit visual representations of erotic behaviour that
desire it.
are considered to be lacking in redeeming artistic or
Soft porn is so much a p:
social values. Indeed today the word pornographic is
of us indulge in the viewing!
generally associated with the smutty, the indecent and
Take the telly for instance. T]
the obscene.
'Brookie' many moons
Pornography has
yet soap operas 'Eastenj
long been the
'Emmerdale' have sine
target of moral
with the hope of boost!
and legal
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sanctions in the
certainly an area to be
belief that it may
stations. The Good Sej
deprave and
just to name a few, arr
corrupt minors
flashing their fleshy 1
and adults alike
members.
and cause the
Apart form the td
commission of
mags' and simple 'p;
accessible type of p
sexual crimes.
Steps were taken in
ordinary person. Titi
the late 1800s to
Mammas and Muff:
outlaw obscene
spring to mind (qui
information you ca
publications, yet
today's English law
earwigging in the ’
need to embark onl
relating to obscene
publications is now
account of the mat!
we all know how
largely contained
space is bursting
within the 'Obscene
breasts and pubic I
Publications Acts' of
are the days of on
1959 and 1964.
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generally defined as
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market, so they t
that which offends
wobbly bed. The
the public sense of
only stimulated
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now a thing of ti
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mysteriously ap
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game of whist; pj
depends on whether it
most shocking f
would corrupt or
representation.
deprave those whom
'Are they for
Pom in 18th century?
are likely to read it. For
surprise at Lovel,
example, any material which would
must be plastic!' - a common
corrupt young children might not be considered
Disbelief and amazement asi
obscene if only adults were to have access to it.
pornographic visual art involl
Complicated, very hazy and an easy target to abuse.
voyeurism. Although the ligra
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at the sight of an unusually la!
artistic and scientific merits of the article are taken into
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Interview: Matt Clarke megadogged it and braved the stupid people on stilts to chat with house pioneers 808 State
EVERYONE KNOWS 808
STATE. Pacific State, with it's
heavenly saxophone line is
engraved in our post
Madchester consciousness.
Martin Price on Top of the
Pops blowing his electrical
instrument HAS to be one of
the defining moments for
dance kids the length and
breadth of this land, like your
mum seeing the Beatles on
Ready Steady G o . And who
can forget their plethora of
rave classics in the early
nineties? The most extrovert
example being "The Only
Rhyme That Bites" backed up
by that lord of all things 'nish,
'dish and bangin' the one and
only MC Tunes.
808 State haven't
disappeared, they've
released a brand new album
'Don Solaris' on ZZT
records and have been busy
taking their sounds to all
four corners of the planet.
The album uses 'guest'
vocalists such as James Dean
Bradfield from the Manic
Street Preachers and Louise
Rhodes from trip drum and
bass band Lamb. I asked
Mane Motormouth Darren
what it was like working
with such a disparate band
of vocalists, not something
usually attempted by dance
acts. He replied "It's been a
conscious decision from day
one. You sit at home with
your favourite albums and
work on a track as a
musician and you think who
would sound good on that
track. "
They express their
dissatisfaction with the 4/4
stranglehold on some of
today's dance beats /'People
have moved on, they want to
hear a drum and bass track
and a Detroit Techno track
next to a US house track and a
German techno tune". It is for
these open minded folk, who
have "lived through it and
been on the scene for a few
years", that 808 State have
made their new album fo r.
They are making the new
version of their past glories
that will move people in the
same way, " It's about making
changes rather than going
"Martin Price on Top
of the Pops blowing his
electrical instrument
HAS to be one of the
defining moments for
dance kids"
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The 808 experience is now
fully global, they have played
live down the ISDN, as Future
Sound Of London have done,
and played all over the world
against all types of bands.
"We've played on Miami
Beach against 'Rage against
The Machine' and in America
if you don't kick it people just
walk away. Over there we're
not 808 State we're just dance
music from England".
This ability to travel the
world with their music,
coupled with the
technological advances in the
internet have enabled them
to combat "Cheesy, mediocre
indie bands like Sleeper and
The Charlatans".
Wholeheartedly
approving of such bands as
The Chemical Brothers and
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So we can all see that 808
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FORGET Halloween, forget Bonfire Night, November is just one day
away which means twenty four hours or so before Comedy Fever
takes over the toon for two and a half weeks. This will be the fourth
Newcastle International Comedy Festival and it is pitching its
multiplicity of comic talents at various Newcastle hot spots. Keep an
eye on the Playhouse, the Gulbenkian, the Live Theatre, the City Hall
and the Comedy Cafe.
Th e one comedy festival people take seriously' is said to grow
'bigger and bigger and bigger' each year 'like a giant space
hopper*, with over sixty events to fit in, it is certainly going to be
hard to miss. Celebrations begin tonight at the
Quayside with a free firework display and
Metro FM Roadshow (starts 7pm).
The comics themselves are as
diverse as they are witty. From the
huge to the unheard of, Newcastle
is about to be overtaken by talent.
For a full line-up find a copy of the
Festival program (they're big,
they're blue and orange and
the/re everywhere) but as a teaser,
here we go ...
The 'Natural Theatre Co' will be
lurking around town at the beginning
Newcasv
of the first week, with their quirky,
wandering brand of humour, so beware.
The sharp but genteel Jeff Green (interviewed
next week exclusively by The Courier) warms up the two and a half
week set, followed by the likes of Jenny Eclair, Lee Hurst, Greg
Proops, Harry Hill, Mark Thomas, Scott Capurro, Boothby Graffoe
and Eddie Izzard. Some of television's darlings will be apppearing
in the flesh. Lee and Herring bring their 'Fist of Fun' to the North,
Tather Ted"s 'Father Dougal Maguire' alias Ardal O'Hanlon takes
a trip across the brine and Rhona Cameron presenter of BBC 2's
'Gay Time TV' nips down from bonnie Scotland.
It's taller than Spender, wider than the Tyne, bigger than John
Hall and looks set to be a laugh a minute. For Comedy Festival news,
views and reviews, watch this space...
Jo Paterson
Hill and Izzard: Comic madmen
More than a lust for life
BLOOD WEDDING
Newcastle Playhouse
A WORLD premiere came to Newcastle
last week, Brendan Kennelly's new version
of Lorca's 'Bodas de Sangre'. Ironically
Hispanic and Celtic cultures are brought
together to portray the passions of lust and
violence. It seems an unlikely mix Riverdance meets Carmen, Simple Minds
singing Macarena, but it actually works.
Whether it be Irish dancing to the beat of
authentic Spanish clapping and stamping,
or flamenco to the sound of Maureen Jelk's
beautiful Celtic voice, it is imaginatively
choreographed and brilliantly executed.
We've all been there, we've all fallen in
love, been crossed and used someone else to
get over the heartache, that's why the play is
so timeless, but never did our small dreams
have such tragic consequences. A girl marries
to save herself from the sin of loving
another's husband, she sees him as 'a little bit
of water to put out the fire' but when the
bride eventually
succumbs to her mad,
animal passion, she
ditches her new
husband and takes
flight through the
RADICAL
C O M ED Y QUESTIONNAIRES
Name:
SCOTT CAPURRO
How would you describe yourself?
I'm homoneurotic, completely self-obsessed and self-deprecating. In
other words, I cruise cute guys, but I don't think I deserve them.
Who or what are your biggest influences?
My family, they're much funnier than I am and they'll be the first
to tell you that.
Who would you nominate as an all time comedy God?
Richard Nixon. I mean, my God, he gave us Gerald Ford!
What is your favourite sexual perversion?
Australian TV programs. I'm really addicted to 'Home and Away',
will sperm damage my TV screen?
What do you think of students?
I LOVE STUDENTS! I really wanted to be a teacher, so I could
wear tweed and smoke pipes and seduce 19 year olds in study hall.
If you were to start a new political party, what would
you call it?
Queers against chaps!
Name:
MARK THOMAS
How would you describe yourself?
Excellent veggie cook, funny, overweight, occasional cyclist, cunt.
Who or what are your biggest influences?
Crass, Bertholt Brecht, Elvis.
Who would you nominate as an all time comedy God?
Alexei Sayle and Dave Allen.
What is your favourite sexual perversion?
The work ethic
What do you think of students?
I think there should be more students and education should be free.
If you were to start a new political party, what would
you call it?
Kill Mother Theresa With Boiling Chip Fat (provisional wing)
Name
MILTON JONES
How would you describe yourself?
Milton Jones
Who or what are your biggest influences?
Tea, coffee, cocoa
Who would you nominate as an all time comedy God?
Budda
What is your favourite sexual perversion?
celibacy
What do you think of students?
They are the perpetual students of tomorrow
If you were to start a new political party, what would
you call it?
Nearly new labour
trees with her lover, but the moon is hungry
for the warmth of blood and comes out from
the clouds to expose their crime.
This new version is linguistically
faithful to the original and metaphorically
also, in the difficult roles of Moon and
Death whose love affair reflects and
universalises the passion of the two lovers.
You don't need a degree in Spanish to
appreciate the energy and instinctiveness of
this daring bilingual play, but you probably
need a good imagination when it comes to
a baldheaded man in a white gypsy dress.
Sounds bizarre? Blame it on Lorca.
Suzie Cornwell
■ Blood Wedding, at the Playhouse until
November 2nd.
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Return Of The Mackem
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KENICKIE/ORLANDO
Newcastle Riverside
DEEP in the bowels of a government
research institute, two top secret genetic
experiments leapt from their protein
packed petri dishes and escaped via a
powder compact into the outside world.
Godzilla had nothing on the terror which
these rapidly maturing mutant
musicians began to inflict on the hearts,
SURFACE NOISE
Ridley Place
1. Two Lone Swordsmen
Fifth Mission LP
2. David Holmes
My Mate Paul 12"
3. Sun Ra
The Singles CD
4. Atari Teenage Riot
Deutschland Has Gotta Die! 7"
5. Wallstar
Gumican 12"
TRAX RECORDS
High Bridge St.
1.Funky Green Dogs
Get Fired Up LP (Twisted)
2.D.S.L.
Enfusion (Chillifunk)
3.Karnak
Calypso Breakdown (Twisted)
4.Cajmere
Only 4 You (Cajual)
5.108 Grand
Tonight (Fresh)
MATT CLARKE
1. VARIOUS
Killing Music LP (Filter)
2. DAN CURTIN
Art And Science LP (PFrog)
3. NINE
Cloud 9 LP (Profile)
4. DREXCIYA (Rephlex)
5.VARIOUS
Platinum Breaks (M'headz)
minds and ears of the nations
unsuspecting youth!
Orlando, having survived public
incredulity at the return of the New
Romantic, charmed the crowd with a
modem hibrid of eighties synth, drawing
on Almond, Bowie and Duran Duran. But
this is no second rate tribute band.
Pushing forward with a zestful
interpretation of a forgotten style, they fill
a gap I never knew existed- and as with
pudding, there's always room for more.
Kenickie kick ass in their
unremitting rise to the dizzy heights of
Garnier's Laboratoire Mix on React, if you're a serious collecter
this is a must.
Send your hate mail to Chris and Nick, Bass @ Courier.
The Wurks..
Kenickie: popular beat combo
fame and a glass topped penthouse
suite. Laveme, Montrose, Du Santiago
and X emerging from the loins of
mother Sunderland with a short,
punchy, guitar based framework.
Kitsch affecionados of Hollywood
tease and Geordie girl attitude, their
next single 'Millionaire Sweeper' (due
out November 4th), slackens the pace
without slowing their ascentsoft,whispered, but with it's roots firmly
planted in a rich manure. Shit Hot.
Bren
PERFECTO
Newcastle University
AS THE Union entertainment menu goes
from strength to strength, this offering from
Paul Oakenfold and friends went down a
treat. It was a mixed bag of sounds with
Grace catering for the "house" end of the
spectrum with her top dance trio and
swanky outfits. " The Man With No Name"
christened himself well and truly with his
lushious sounds and 'the man himself' Paul
Oakenfold was LARGIN' it with not one but
two stormin' sets. Playing a set of chilled out
trancey tackle then further on into the night
the beats got harder as the night got longer
and the hours got smaller. The dressed up
crowd responed with the customary whoops Grace-ful
and wails with massive
smiles plastered all over their
faces.With all those magic
There's nothing
ingredients the night couldn't
be any less than- perfect.
Th' Wilde U n
twlve years old and write
songs about childhood
sweethearts. But whereas Ash
can get a bit too sentimental at
times, Symposium keep it to
the edge all the way
James Clarke
60FT DOLLS
Hair
(Indolent)
EF you like your britpop
simple and infectious then
this is definitely for you.
So when you find yourself
singing this ditty to
yourself don't say you
weren't warned. What 60ft
Dolls have in common
with other "Next Big
Things" such as Mansun is
their realisation that a
decent tune is worth a
thousand Gene lyrics. As
Father Ted would say;Cool as Fuck.
The true blue
Babes in boyland
SYMPOSIUM
Drink The Sunshine
THE ALOOF
(Infectious Records)
One Night Stand
PUNK. Lots of sweaty blokes
(East West)
with stupid haircuts and
SUPERSTAR dance mothers
pierced heads slamming into
The Aloof serve up another
each other in the name of
slice of dance/rock action, and
recreation. Call me a big softy,
guess what, it works!! Top
but when it comes to punk, I
mixes n'all courtesy of those
prefer the melodies of Ash.
Primal Screa m boys .
And now Symposium.
M att Clarke
Like Ash, they are all about
m m n le v e ls :
finer than ...
Ch in a d i b i R
GREATFUN
CHEAP DRINK
EVERYNfTE
Chris and Nick look over the latest bass heavy sounds...
P.O.D. bring forth their latest offering this week with Essence,
the original and the Granny remix (Granny's been busy lately),
on Seismic, an ear tickling, foot tapping tune, found on the
Renaissance Mix 2. This remixed favourite should be in any
vinyl addicts collection, if not already there in other forms.
The Sea, the P.F.M. mix sees Saint Etienne fusing their unique
style with a relaxed, jungle beat. Should definitely be listened to
several times before judgement is passed, it deserves this at
least, Chris thinks this is the dogs.
The latest batch of vinyl from Perfecto star BT is his
collaboration with Tori Amos, Blue Skies. A multitude of
remixes in this double double pack from the likes of Paul van
Dyke, Rabbit in the Moon and BT himself. Unfortunately, all
too much set to the typical BT formula and the most interesting
mix is the 3 minute radio edit.
LTJ Bukem's label, Looking Good Records, releases The
Instrumental/Solar System by Q Project. Superb intelligent
jungle. As always, this keeps up to the high standard of this
label, look out for limited box sets of this label's releases.
Surface Noise now has in stock all the Basic Channel 12"s
check them out if you like pure techno. Also out is Laurent
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Friday 1st November
• POSITIVE with Phil Broom & Sean Scully
in the Bassment
Sounds in the Attic
Doors 8 p.m. £1 adv.
Saturday 2nd November
• STOMP - the North's greatest Indie night
Doors 9 p.m. Tickets £2.50 adv.
Thursday 7th November
Saturdays
• J-T.Q.
plus My Life Story
Doors 730 p.m. £8-50
• SHINDIG Riverside, Newcastle.
£7 before 1030 and NUS, £8 after.
9.30-3.00 a.m.
• BACK-A-YARD The Mayfair, Newcastle.
Reggae, Roots, Dub, Ragga.
• SCAMMING SATURDAYS
Planet Earth, Newcastle.
The freshest DJ's. £5.
• THE MAIN EVENT World HQ, Newcastle.
£3.50/£4.00.
• STRICTLY GAY NIGH
Rockshots, Newcastle. Resident DJ's.
• SUNSETJAZZCLUB
Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead.
• CLUB STOWAWAYS Gateshead.
Soul, 70's and New Romantic.
• TRADER JACKS
Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead.
Seven hours of commercial dance with DJ
Mamoon.
• CLUB EUROPA Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead.
Progressive Dance, Garage and Commercial
House.
1 LOOSE BOOTY Barcode, Newcastle.
Deep House DJ's, Mark Dawson, Michael
Haswell, Paul Giocoichea.
DO YA WANNA PARTY? Bliss, Newcastle.
Little Hutchy and Chris Schrouder.
Commercial Dance. £5. Until 2.00 a.m.
• BEATNIK Hope Village, Newcastle.
Indie, Dance. £2. £1.50 a pint.
• TOO FAR NORTH at the Egypt Cottage,
Newcastle.Free
UNIVERSITY OF
NORTHUMBRIA
Tuesdays
• ELECTTUC LOUNGE
8 p.m.-Midnight.
Wednesdays
• FOOTLOOSE
8 p.m.-2 a.m.
Thursdays
• ALL FUNKED UP
8 p.m.-Midnight
Fridays
• INNOCENCE
8 p.m.-2 a.m.
Saturdays
• WIGGLE WIGGLE
8 p.m.-Midnight.
Sundays
• DELIRIUM
Saturdays Dance Bar,
Planet Earth, Newcastle.
• CEASE Sc SETTLE
Barcode, Newcastle.
Sweet Soul and Funk from SLP.
Musical Brew from Randy Dread.
Mondays
• HOUSE NATION
Bliss, Newcastle>with Tony Hutchinson and
Little Hutchy. 9.30 p.m.-2 a.m. £1.
• 80's NIGHT
Planet Earth, Newcastle. £3.00 (NUS) £1.50
• NUSENSE Barcode>Newcastle.
House, Techno, Drum 'n Bass.
I Friday 1st November
• THE CARWASH
Planet Earth, Newcastle.
D/'s Huggy Bear and Starsky
• PLASMA POOL
Planet Earth, Newcastle.
DJ Kenzie. £150 NUS £2.00.
• THE GARAGE Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead.
• FRISKY FEVER
Bliss, Newcastle. 70's Disco vibes with Bri
Nylon. £2.00, (£1.50 NUS).
930 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
• CHERRY Hope Village, Newcastle.
House and Dance.
• ACROSS THE BORDERS
Barcode, Newcastle. Jazz, funky, hip hop
spices.
DJ's Wavey Davey, Kegmondo, Murder One
• THE PALACE
Riverside, Newcastle.
£2.50 before 10.30 p.m., £3.50 after.
London beats, Manchester groove, Northern
soul. 9.00 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
1 VTVA Riverside, Newcastle.
Residents: Bhaskar, Dandona and Emma P.
£4 before 10.30 p.m., £5 after.
9.00 p.m.-2.(X) a.m.
RAVE Rockshots, Newcastle.
Straight Night and Resident DJ's.
ROCK CLUB Mayfair, Newcastle.
9.00 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
• RAINBOW (PG) 1.00
• LONE STAR (15) 2.45,8.15
• TWELFTH NIGHT (PG) 5.30
• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 4.45,7.45
Sun. 3rd Nov.
Mon. 4th Nov.
• TWELFTH NIGHT (PG) 2.30
• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 5.00
• LONE STAR (15) 8.15
• JOHN SHUTTLEWORTH
Newcastle Playhouse, 8.00 p.m. £9/£8
• CHARLIE CHUCK
The Live Theatre, 9.30 p.m. £8/£7
Tues. 5th Nov.
Monday 4th November
• MARK THOMAS
Newcastle Playhouse, 8.00 p.m. £9/£8
• Brighton Theatre Events SEX - A GIRLS SURVIVAL KIT
Live Theatre, 8.00 p.m. £8/£7
• THE ARAB AND THE JEW
The Comedy Cafe, 730 p.m./lO.OO p.m. £6
Tuesday 5th November
• BLUFF
The Gulbenkian, 8.00 p.m. £8/£10
• LEE HURST + Fred Macaulay
The Tyne Theatre, 8.00 p.m. £10/£9
• CLAIRE DOWIE & PETA LILY
in ALL OVER LOVELY
Live Theatre, 8.00 p.m. £8/£7
• THE ROYAL NATIONAL THEATRE'S
DEALER'S CHOICE
The Theatre Royal, 7.30 p.m. £5-£18
• NICK WILTY + Paul Tonkinson
Comedy Cafe, 10.30 p.m. £6
Wednesday 6th November
• GREG PROOPS
Newcastle Playhouse, 8.00 p.m. £9/£8
» BLUFF
The Gulbenkian, 8.00 p.m. £8/£10
•THE ROYAL NATIONAL THEATRE'S
DEALER'S CHOICE
The Theatre Royal, 7.30 p.m. £5-£18
ALISTAIR MCGOWAN & RONNIE
ANCONA
Live Theatre, 9.30 p.m. £8/£7
MAT WELCOME/TOMMY TIERNAN/
JOHN FOTHERGILL
compere Anvil Springsteen
Comedy Cafe, 10.30 p.m. £6
• TWELFTH NIGHT (PG) 5.30
• LONE STAR (PG) 8.15
• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 230,7.45
• ZERO PATIENCE (18) 530
Wed. 6th Nov.
• LONE STAR (15) 5.30
• TWELTH NIGHT (PG) 8.15
• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 4.45,7.45
Commencing Fri. 1st November until Thurs.
7th November
• THE FAN (15)
Weekdays: 12.25,3.05,5.45,8.15
Sat. & Sun. 3.05,5.45,8.15
• ALASKA (PG)
Sat. & Sim. only: 12.40
• JACK (PG)
Everyday except Sat.: 1.05,6.05
Sat. 10.45,1.05,6.05
• EMMA (U)
Everyday 3.30,8.25
• BRASSED OFF (15)
Weekdays: 12.55,330,6.00,8.20
Sat. Sc Sun. 330,6.00,8.20
• THE ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO (U)
Sat. &Sun only: 11.05,1.15
• THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (12)
Everyday: 135,3.55,6.15
• CHAIN REACTION (12)
Everyday: 8.30 only
Saturday Morning Family Shows - Everyone
admitted for only £1
►FLIPPER (PG)
Doors Open: 1030 - Feature 10.40
•THE INDIAN IN THE CUPBOARD (PG)
Doors Open: 11.25 - Feature 1135
Friday 1st November
• COM EDY CLUB
Whitley Park, Whitley Road, Benton,
Newcastle
Special Student rate - 8.00 p.m.-11.30 p.m.
NIGHTLINE
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SOCIETY
f o r in fo r m a tio n &
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Meets 7.30 p.m., Thursday,
Women's Room, 1st Floor,
Union Building.
Tel. 261 2905
For more information
please contact
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Camila and Victor,
LGB Officers,
Equal Opps. Unit,
2nd Floor, Union Building.
Tel. 232 8402. E x t 136.
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Architect girls do it 24 hours a day!
JAMES - of course you are my favourite!!
• TWELTH NIGHT (U) 2hrs 30min.
8.50 ONLY
• INDEPENDENCE DAY (12) 2hrs40min
5.50 ONLY
• PINOCCHIO (U) lhr 50min
12.20.2.50.5.10.7.30
• TIN CUP (12) 2hrs 30min
9.35 ONLY
• COURAGE UNDER FIRE (15) 2hrs lOmin
(9.50 not Thur.)
• ALASKA (PG) 2hrs
11.45 Sat./Sun. ONLY
• JAMES + THE GIANT PEACH (U) lhr
30min
10.45 Sat./Sun. ONLY
• GOOFY MOVIE (U) lhr 40min
111.30.1.30 Sat./Sun. ONLY
FANCY SCORING...
Kids' Club 2.11.96
• THUMBELINA (U) lhr30min
10.30 a.m.
• COME and join our bunch of merry(!) men
and women, Sundays 1.00-4.00 p.m. and
Wednesday 5.00-7.30 pm. in the Sports
Centre. (P.S. It's archery).
• COPYCAT (18) 2hrs 5min
Fri./Sat. 11.45 only
• ALIENS (18) 2hrs 20min
FrL/Sat.. 11.50
Warners 1 to Watch 7.11.96
• DEAN MAN (18) 2hrs
9.50 ONLY
Thurs. 31st Oct.
THE NUTTY PROFESSOR (12) lhr 50min
(11.00 Sat./Sun.) 1.20,3.40,6.00,8.40
(11.00 Fri./Sat. Late Show)
• TWELTH NIGHT (PG) 5.15
> SEVEN (18) 8.00
■BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 530
SCORE (15) 8.30
JACK (PG) 2hrs lOmin.
2.15,4.40,7.20
WIND IN THE WILLOWS (U) lhr 45min
(11.10 Sat./Sun.) 1.10,3.30
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CS —Brilliant first article. Hope it's the
first of many. (Is this friendship - I think
sol)
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• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 5.30
• LONE STAR (15) 8.15
Sunday 3rd November
TYNESIDE
Thursdays
Fridays
Sat. 2nd Nov.
• JENNY ECLAIR Sc TONY BURGESS
The Tyne Theatre, 8.00 p.m. £10
• NATURAL THEATRE
City Centre, FREE
• JEFF GREEN
The Live Theatre, 9.30 p.m. £8/£7
• SIMON PEGG Sc KEVIN GILDEA
compere Ross Noble
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• BULLETPROOF
Newcastle Riverside.
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• WESTWORLD
Planet Earth, Newcastle.
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• 70's NIGHT
Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead. £3.
• JOINED AT THE HIP
Bliss, Newcastle.
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£1.9 3 0 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
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Barcode, Newcastle.
Soul, R&B, Rap, Electro.
DJ's Monro, David Rhodes.
• LONE STAR (15) 2.45,8.15
• TWELFTH NIGHT (PG) 5.30
• BREAKING THE WAVES (18) 4.45,7 45
Saturday 2nd November
Thursday 31st October
• SCREAMING TREES
Newcastle Riverside, 730 p.m. £6
• THE SURESHOTS + Hot licks Cookies
Jumpin & Hot Club, Bridge Hotel,
Newcastle, 830 p.m. £4
Fri. 1st Nov.
• BRIAN REGAN & EDDIE BRILL
Live Theatre, 8.00 p.m. £8/£7
• BRIAN REGAN & EDDIE BRILL
Comedy Cafe, 10.30 p.m. £6
• NATURAL THEATRE
City Centre, FREE
• BIB & BOB (Jerry Sadowitz & Logan
Murray)
Live Theatre, 10.00 p.m. £8/£7
Tuesdays
• BITCHIN'
Bliss, Newcastle.
Wicked choonze, Dance and Party.
£3 advance (£1.50 NUS).
• THE GARAGE Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead,
Progressive Dance, Garage, Commercial
House.
• CLUB 18-25 Tuxedo Royale, Gateshead.
• FUTURE WORLD
Planet Earth, Newcastle. £1.50
• LICKETY SPLIT (Acid Jazz)
at Arts Centre, Newcastle. £2.
• ROLLERCOASTER
Hope Village, Newcastle. Indie/Rock.
• STEPPAX at Rockshots, Newcastle.
Room 1 - Drum and Base.
Room 2 - Garage. £6.
• BLUEPRINT World Headquarters,
Newcastle. Drum and Bass.
Info on 0191 420 8317.
• CLUB GAGA NE1, Newcastle
Barcode warm-up. Drum and Bass with
Mark Satterly, Adam Pamaby, Little Hutchy
plus guests.
• ULTIMATE TECHNIQUE
Barcode, Newcastle. Drum 'n Bass. SLP,
Elementz o f Noise, Little Roller and Mickey.
(St. Nicholas)
welcomes students who would
like to sing.
Music —Tallis/contempoary.
Anyone interested can phone
Choirmaster
Mr. Mark Colley - 2659040
or
Mrs. Toni Haslam - 2240074
or come to choir practise on Wed.
at 7.15 pm in the choir vestry
(Church Rd.).
Ip
• THE DROP/HYPE
Drum 'n Bass Jungle (fortnightly)
Mayfair, Newcastle. Info 0191 456 8888.
• GEARBOX Mayfair, Newcastle.
• NICE - with residents Hans and Skev + Ken
doh. Planet Earth, Newcastle.
£5/£6 (£5 NUS) 10.00 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
+ FUNKICHUNKS in Room 2.
The Old Skool and Mickey Disco (disco,
funk, hip/trip hop).
• BOP TIL YA DROP Bliss, Newcastle.
Commercial Dance and Party.
£3 before 11.00 p.m., £4 after.
9.30 p.m.-2.00 a.m.
• CARWASH Hope Village, Newcastle.
70's and 80's. £1.50 in; £1.50 a pint.
• THE FORTH Barcode, Newcastle.
House with Andrew Archer and Scott
Dawson.
• TOO FAR NORTH
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FEATURE | 9
y, OCTOBER 31. 1996
r sexual arousal?
nd it's relevance to 1990's Britain
tide whether the material is
the public good,
on the very top shelf at the
gs you stumble across at the
jre actually been approved by
(led, fumbling old pervs and
le for those adults who
part of our lives that many
g of it without realising.
That lesbian kiss on
is ago stunned Great Britain,
enders' and even
ce caught on to this novelty
jsting their viewing ratings,
lation in sexual matters is
e tapped for competing TV
Sex Guide' and 'Eurotrash',
xe programmes that love
lady bumps and turgid
telly, 'razz mags', 'crudie
'porno mags' are the most
porn available to the
Titles like 'Hawk', 'Mature
ffs' and 'Asian Babes'
uite surprising how much
can pick up whilst
Mens Bar). There is no
n an in-depth and graphic
aterial in these mags, for
every inch of available
full of silicon implanted
jic love mounds. Yet gone
nly males being able to
eds with stashes of mags,
oman are now also on the
too could stabilise a
e fallacy that women are
Idby the written erotic is
the past.
numbers conspicuously
hone bill and dodgy playing
whilst on holiday in Greece
ppear during an innocent
qpornographic videos are the
forms of erotic
r real?' - a common shriek of
ely Lola's amazing pair. 'It
n shriek from insecure males.
_ide, pom videos, like other
[dves the viewer in
ht-hearted may faint or puke
large member, a true
t the
others. Peep shows, sex shows and on a softer scale, strip
shows, exploit this very scientific act.
Although the majority of people may look no further
than the copious amounts of 'soft', 'legal' pom to
entertain or arouse them, there is a worryingly large
black market trade of 'hard-core' pom creeping into
circulation. With new technology such as the Internet,
pornography which blatantly exploits and abuses the
vulnerable, such as children, the disabled, the poor, third
world kidnapees and animals, is being smuggled. This is
despite the Post Office and the Department of Customs
and Excise having the power to confiscate obscene
material entering the country and more than fifty nations
being under international
agreement to control obscene
publications.
A new and horrific type of
crime and illegal trafficking is
beginning to unfold where the
perpetrators are merciless. 'Snuff
videos' are among the most
horrendous and barbarous
products of this underground
hard-core pom culture, where the
victims are filmed being subjected
to painful and terrible sexual
torture ending tragically in death.
Of course the normal, rational and
humane amongst us will not justify
the viewing of such material.
However, in a world capable of
producing people who can subject
Pom in the 20th century
victims to such painful humiliation,
it can equally produce those capable of watching,
enjoying and obtaining sexual gratification from such
brutal acts.
An extremely shocking thought which gives rise to
all sorts of terrifying scenarios. Could such material
lead to copycat crimes for instance? There is a definite
need for a harsh crackdown on illegal pornography so
that the innocent are not exploited. Here lies the major
difference between any type of 'soft' and 'hard-core'
porn - the choice of the participant and indeed the
'tendency of the material to deprave or corrupt persons
who are likely to read, see or hear the matter contained
or embodied in it'.
So, pornography - is it for you? Whatever turns you
on - I'll settle for Richard and Judy, a cup of tea and a
hob-nob. Ta very much.
"Although the majority of people
may look no further than the
copious amounts of 'soft', 'legal'
porn to entertain or arouse
them, there is a worryingly
large black market trade of
'hard-core' porn creeping
into circulation"
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The woman to keep up with - every Thursday
Ghosts, ghouls...
and Geordie kids
sweets. It's cash or die.
GEORDIE KIDS - JUST GREAT AREN'T THEY? I
And here lies the
DON'T KNOW if they have lessons on "How to be a
major problem. You are
little tosser" at school, but they've sure got it off to a
a student and have no
fine art. You almost feel endeared to them when some
money on you
4ft dwarf in a Toon Army strip, enormous Fila
anywhere. He is a
trainers and 1 /2 a tub of brill cream on his hair shouts
Geordie kid and
" fook off ye fooking stewdent bastard." And you
therefore has some
were only asking him nicely to stop unscrewing the
paraffin and a pack of
wheels on your bike.
matches on him
Tonight, of course is different. Tonight they turn
somewhere. Somehow
into....the same little tossers in a cloak. And because
you have to get rid of
this is the one night of the year when they have a
him. Need a few ideas?
semi-plausible reason for being junior psycho­
Icid
Geordie kids have no
vandals, they are damn well going to milk it for all it's Not a Geordie
fear. Reasoned argument is useless unless accompanied by an
worth.
AK 47. Threats have about as much effect as American beer,
Yes it's Halloween. Pumpkins, ghosties, apple-bobbing and
leaving you with one option. There is still one thing left on this
of course 15 lit fireworks exploding in your letter box. Just
brilliant isn't it? The door bell rings. Salmon Rushdie would look earth that terrifies a Geordie kid - a Geordie mum. Open the
door and smile sweetly as he says Trick or Treat and then say
happier to see the Ayatollah than you when you open the door.
'Your Mum's just been on the phone, and says you'll get a
Four little Geordies dressed in shell suits and holding a Netto
smacking if you're not back in 5 minutes." You won't have
placky bag peer up at you. They don't need to dress up in
enjoyed watching anyone run as much since the slow-motion
Newcastle for Halloween, just their presence is an unstated,
jogging sequence of Baywatch.
unquestionable threat. They utter the 3 fateful words and wait.
For male students, another approach maybe more effective.
A word of warning for virgins to Halloween in Newcastle. They
Like before, open the door and smile sweetly as he makes his
have a regional variation on the Trick or Treat theme here. I f s
demand. But then continue to smile as you fumble feverishly in
more of a trick AND treat, as regardless of what you give them
your trouser pocket. Then, ever so gently, ask if he'd like to come
you'll have a brick hurled through your window ten seconds
upstairs for a while to "see your lovely puppies" and he should
after shutting the door. They're basically just a protection racket
be off your door step before you can say Michael Jackson.
in nappies, and there is definitely no question of payment in
Serving
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How to make a Durham college principle:
Take one half-baked Yank wasting a British work
permit. Add a degree in R.E. from a Yank Uni
that doesn’t exist and a fake diploma from
Cambridge Uni. Offer him a job as principle of
St. Chad’s college, Durham and don’t check his
credentials. Leave to fester for a few years
until someone at Durham removes their head from
their bottom and checks his C.V. Based on this
track record, proceed to believe him when he
blames clerical errors for the mistake, pay him
40,000 pounds a year and cover up well to
prevent National scandal.
Junk mail and the junkie
I GOT SOME CHRISTMAS JUNK MAIL
through the post the other day. It's
amazing. It was selling really useful stuff like a Non-Stick Turkey Lifter for £6.99 and
some Easy-to-Read West German PrecisionEngineered Scales. Great, I thought. Sod the
CD and M&S undies this year, I'm going to
ask Santa for that Scandinavian Kitchen
Trolley - a bargain at £99.95.
But seriously, someone, somewhere
actually buys this stuff. I always
thought they were care-in-thecommunity types, y'know the sort who
go Line Dancing and drive an Espace.
They're always the ones who stand next
to you at the bar and say "No I'll just
have a half, cheers." They're not normal,
I mean.
But then I started thinking. What if
once they were just like you or me.
What if there is a specific day when you
wake up and think "I've just got to
have a Natural Willow Laundry
Basket" (£27.95)? Maybe the people
who buy it are evidence of the long­
term effects of the hallucinogenic drugs
that hit their generation in the 1960's.
They're all in that age range after all.
Who knows?
I'm taking greater care now though eating right, taking
exercise and by­
passing the homefurnishings section
if I'm ever in a
Department store.
MacDONALDS
MEN'S WEAR HIRESERVICE
DIY seems to just creep up on
people and then boom - they've got that
glazed expression in their eyes and own
a stepladder. Shouldn't there be some
sort of Government help scheme for
them - a DIY awareness week or
something. Or perhaps it's just up to
me to stop reading my free mail. Chuck
in the bin as soon as it falls onto my
door mat.........my Norwegian goat­
haired shag pile doormat (well it was
only £12.99.)
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BOYS IN
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HORROR
Wednesday
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By MARTIN POLLARD
THE 23rd of October was a
black day for Newcastle
University sport.
The once-proud Toon
Army were comprehensively
defeated on bleak day in
Sheffield which saw:
■ a mere eight wins from the
31 fixtures played
■ only three first te^ms beat
their opponents on the day
■ especially heavy defeats in
hockey and football
Better news came from the
mens Basketballers who
achieved a comfortable 76-55
victory, Lacrosse, who played
fantastically well to run out 94 victors, and women's rugby.
The NUNS are flying the
flag for the rest of the
University with their hardearned 36-5 victory leaving
them still unbeaten this term.
The men's Rugby 1st XV
Hockey: Disciplinary disaster
NEWCASTLE men's hockey team ran into a
disciplinary nightmare at a recent match against Hull.
And two players may now face 60 day bans after the
game was reduced to the level of a farce with the umpire
giving Newcastle four green
By TORI FLETCHER
cards, eight yellow cards
and two red cards, whilst in our league. Umpires just
awarding their opponents don't like us."
only one green card.
According to the team
When asked to describe one red card was given for a
the day's events team mere stick tackle, with the
Captain Richard Willham other being awarded for
said: "Shocking was the disputing
the
same
word. The ref just couldn't decision.
handle a hard game".
The
players who
He refuted claims that received the red cards have
Newcastle were in fact at been banned from playing
fault, adding: "It happens for 16 days and will have
in every game, every year. to face a tribunal held by
It seems to be something the Hockey Association of
about Newcastle University Great Britain.
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Wins a haircut and style donated by Topstyle 2 for Men, Northumberland Street.
Wins a £5 voucher donated by Flip, Cross Street.
Wins a meal at Spiny Normans (Value £5) donated by the Union Society.
Wins a two free A4 colour laser photocopies donated by PDC, Pilgrim Street.
Wins a £5 voucher donated by Pizzaland, 114-116 Grey Street, Newcastle Upon Tyne.
Wins a record bag donated by Trax Records, 67/69 High Bridge.
Wins Sunday lunch for two (Value £10) donated by Akenside Traders, Dean Street, Quayside.
Wins two tickets donated by the Odeon Cinema, Pilgrim Street.
Wins two happy hour meals Mon to Wed to the value of £5 donated by Rupali Tandoori Restaurant, Bigg Market.
Wins six bottles of Sub Zero donated by the Union Society.
Wins £5 voucher donated by Forbidden Planet, 59 Grainger Street.
Wins manicure donated by Clinic 5 4 ,17a Saville Row.
Wins meal for two to the value of £10 donated by the Komal Balti House, 16 Brentwood Ave., West Jesmond
Wins tickets to selected Ents. event donated by Ents. Manager, Union Society
Wins one mixed grill stottie donated by Breadcrumbs, St. Mary's Place
Wins hair trim donated by Long, Short and Curly, second floor Union building
Wins Whopper Meal donated by Burger King, 100 Clayton Street
Wins case of beer donated by Idols, Newgate Street (below Swallow Hotel)
Wins A3 cutting mat (value £9.95) donated by Details, 57 Westgate Road
Wins 5 bottles of Cobra Indian lager donated by Head of Steam, Central Station
Wins Sunday lunch for two donated by Carriage Pub Jesmond
Wins Ents. Gold Card, donated by Ents. Manager, Union Society
Prizes to be collected by 5pm, Monday, November 4
I
were unlucky to be edged out
by just one point, just stopping
a clean sweep by Newcastle's
rugger people as the 2nd and
3rd XV's both won their fixtures.
Elsewhere though, it was a
tale of woe as the disdplinarily
challenged men's hockey team
were demolished 9-1, with
their female counterparts
faring little better, going
down by six goals to one.
The footballers were well
beaten too with neither the
men's top two teams, or indeed
the women able to muster a
single goal between them.
There were also crushing
defeats in Squash, Fencing,
Table Tennis and Badminton.
What lies behind this sad
demise of a once great
sporting university? Who
knows, but we must surely
hope for better results in the
forthcoming local derbies
against Durham and the Poly.
All fixtures played away on October
Opponent
Badminton M I
Badminton M II
BADMINTON W
BASKETBALL M
Basketball W
Fencing M
Fencing W
Football M I
Football M n
FOOTBALL M HI
Football W
Golf
Hockey M I
Hockey M II
Hockey M III
Hockey W I
Hockey W n
Hockey W m
LACROSSE
Rugby Union M I
RUGBY UNION M II
RUGBY UNION M III
RUGBY UNION W
Squash M I
Squash M II
Squash W
Table Tennis M
Tennis M
TENNIS W
Volleyball W
Sheffield
Sheffield
Leeds Metropolitan
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sunderland
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Leeds Metropolitan
Leeds Metropolitan
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Sheffield
Leeds Metropolitan
Sheffield
Results
3 -6
0 -9
5 -4
7 6 -5 5
4 1 -4 5
7 -2 0
4 -1 4
0 -3
0 -3
3 -1
0 -6
2 1 / 2 -3 1 / 2
1 -9
0 -0
1 -1
1 -6
1 -2
0 -1
9 -4
2 2 -2 3
2 1 -1 5
4 0 -8
3 6 -5
1 -4
0 -5
2 -3
0 -1 7
1 -5
1 0 -4
0 -3
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M E N
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