The Ultimate Openers Collection

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What this guide is about
I put this list of openers together a while back when I was first starting out and had it in my
head that I needed a sh*t load of PUA openers to reference whenever I wanted.
Iʼve found myself dipping in and out of these openers over the years, as a way of training
my mind to deal with certain situations.
Basically thereʼs like well over fifty openers.
If you like took the time to open the 30-50 sets it takes to get really good with an opener
with each one youʼd be busy for well over a year.
Alright a couple things, Iʼve tried to give credit to the original authors of the opener
wherever possible. If you know the source of any (unknown) openers just let me know and
and Iʼll update the guide.
If Iʼve credited the wrong person also let me know and Iʼll fix that too.
Also some of these are just the basic skeleton of the opener and there's probably better
versions out there. If you know a fuller version give me a nudge.
Enjoy!
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Are you shy?
By: (unknown)
Are you guys shy? Iʼve been standing here talking to my friend for like 5 minutes now and
you still havenʼt said ʻhi”.
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Blind date
By: (unknown)
Walk up to a girl or a group of girls. (no guys in the group preferred you will know what I
mean) Say loud and clear, “hey, I need your opinion on something.” “I am going on a blind
date with some girl and I am very nervous about it.”
“Are there any tips you can give me so I donʼt look like an idiot. I donʼt really know how to
dress to impress or act the right way” (Act as AFC as you can to disarm the bitch shield).
NOW some girl will just tell you to “be yourself”... you should reply with C&F line or
expression.
What I did was I made a very serious face and said “like this?” which cracked them up. I
then put up the serious face again and said, “I need to know”, and then change to a happy
face and said “come on, tell me the secret to girls hearts and how do I dress to impress. If
you were going on a blind date, what would you like the guy to look like”.
At this point at least one girl would volunteer to give you a few tips, and then more will
follow. You can then ask all the questions you want to those girls until they go dry (EV). Or
you can run some patterns and move in to your routines.
Depends on how well you spin it, you might be able to get one of the girls out shopping
with you or more.
The danger of this opener is, they might give you advice to be an AFC, i.e. buy her
flowers… blah blah blah. It is your natural ability as an ASFer to filter out the useful info
from the AFC ones.
I have found a better way to use this opener...
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When I go out with total NEWBIE guys Iʼll use this opener but make it about the newbie
and put him on the spot and into the interaction... this way you donʼt have to come off as
an AFC.
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Cologne Opener
By: Mystery
In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on
you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do.
Have something queued up and ready to go immediately afterwards.
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Compliment Opener
By (unknown)
Compliment her on something sheʼs wearing or her hair or just her style in general. The
trick is compliment openers are to never compliment her on her physical beauty.
You have an incredibly energy about you, you have an artless grace, thatʼs an incredible
whatever-x accessory/garment, etc.
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Dating For Dummies
By: Herbal
Go find the Dating for Dummies book in a book shope. Itʼs bright yellow and black. I forget
the exact page (78 maybe?), but find the page that has “NEVER USE THESE LINES” on
it, and keep the book open on that page.
Walk up to a girl BLATANTLY and hold the book up in front of your face so she can easily
read the title. She might start laughing, depending on how you do it.
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Then slowly lower the book and read the lines. “So... come here often” in a super player
voice.
She will crack up and answer you. Break your “smooth” look on your face and quickly bring
the book back up and read the next line “Whatʼs your sign?”. She will laugh again and
probably answer.
Then I usually say “Wow... this works great. Your turn”. It puts her on the spot. You can flip
to random pages and do tons of role-play... the breaking up stuff is great.
Eventually just stack with a relationship related opener, and youʼre in. Iʼve done this a ton
of times and it never fails to open.
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Direct Openers
By: Various
Hi, I like you and Iʼd like to get to know you.
Hey, Whatʼs up? Where are you going?
Youʼre cute, are you friendly/interesting?
You guys are so adorable. You have such a cute group dynamic going on. I want to meet
you guys. My name is x-name... How are you?
You look like someone Iʼd like to meet. etc... (I have a lot of successes with these on girls
that are HB7 and lower or older women).
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Dental Floss Opener
By: Style And Mystery
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Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. Itʼs very important, and we need a
womanʼs perspective. Itʼs a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate
and your answer could completely change my entire life….
Do you brush before flossing or floss before brushing? No one knows…
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Don’t Touch Me Opener
By: David DeAngelo
When a girl bumps into you in a crowded club tap her on the shoulder and say “donʼt touch
me”... have something to immediately follow up with.
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Drug Dealer Opener
By: Love Systems
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality.
“Hey, I need your opinion on something… does my friend here look like a drug
dealer?” (chicks usually either laugh or look quizzically)
“Because we were outside and some dude came up to him and touched him on the
shoulder like this... (cheap kino the girl) and asked, ʻHey man, you got some E?ʼ” Ideally
you will use this with a wing who doesnʼt look too straight-laced.
Iʼve done this where my wing will open with this and Iʼll pipe in with:
“Since Iʼve changed my look I get asked, “do I party” like all the time. I think theyʼre looking
for cocaine. Another thing Iʼve noticed is about 10 times a night Iʼll get someone coming up
to me and asking “can I bum a cigarette”... I donʼt smoke but Iʼm seriously considering
carrying around a pack... but not like regular cigarettes... like Virginia Slims 120s... then Iʼll
just pull one out and hand it to the guy and heʼll be all like “WTF?” etc…”
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Eighties Music Opener
By: Twentysix
Hey guys, help me out, Iʼve have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I canʼt
remember who sings it. it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record
player right round, round round, etc….” who sings that???
(blah, blah, blah)
I was talking to my mum earlier today and she said its Lionel Richie... but I KNOW that
isnʼt right!
Then later in the night you can like reopen with “Dead or Alive…” This works with any one
hit wonder 80s music.
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Elvis Opener
By: Mystery
Did you know that Elvis dyed his hair black? What was his natural hair color? Dirty Blond.
Did you know that Priscilla Presley also dyed her hair?
I donʼt know what her natural hair color was, Iʼm not Cliff Claven, but can you picture that
these two every couple of weeks would dye their hair black together around a dirty sink in
some sick mass-appealing ceremonial ritual? I bet people never considered that before...
did you?
Alternative: Did you know that all Elvis had to do to get a shag was look directly into the
girlʼs eyes and smile?
Then look into the chickʼs eyes and smile.
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Expensive Clothes Opener
By: (unknown)
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“Hey guys, I need a female opinion... we were at Saks today, and there were all these
$600 collared tee-shirts... when chicks see guys wearing six bill shirts like that, do they
think its classy or try-hard?” (Thatʼs the skeleton obviously use your own speaking
mannerisms)…
Then you can use what info and opinions they give you to bust on them, using all the usual
stuff.
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Fat Elvis Opener
By: Wilder
“Hey guys, if you were going to hire an Elvis impersonator for your friendʼs birthday party,
would you hire a young Elvis or a Fat Elvis?”
Blah, blah, blah. (if she says young Elvis bust on her for being shallow)
Get this, my roommate lived in Graceland for a year and he said the craziest thing.
He told me that the fat Elvis impersonators always got the hottest chicks, and the young
Elvisʼs were always alone. I couldnʼt believe it at first, but I thought about it, and it kinda
makes sense. I guess women just lose all control when the see a fat Elvis impersonator
doing “hunka hunka burninʼ love.”
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Khaki Opener
By: Superfly
“Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into an
argument… is khaki a color or a fabric?” The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and
most girls know this.
You can go into, “See, I was thinking it was a color, but the thing is that you never see a
khaki car or wallpaper color or anything like that!” then fire into your next routine…”
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Kino Openers
By: Tyler Durden
Pushing girls, grabbing drinks out of their hands, lightly hip checking them, snapping bra
straps, grabbing hats off heads, poke her, tap the opposite shoulder, etc…(these require
no memorization are easy for newbies)
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Mystery’s ESP Opener
By: Mystery
Walk up to a girl and say, “Do you believe in ESP?” Remember to SMILE or you may
startle her. “Just think of the first number that pops into your head from one to four. Donʼt
say it. Just think it... now take that number and imagine that it is drawn on a blackboard in
your head. Have you done that?”
She says OK
“Whatʼs so neat about imagination is... we both have it... on the blackboard, I see the
number... three.”
Whether you get it right or not, reply with...
“Alright, lets try this one more time. This time think of a different number from one to 10.
Got it? Picture it in white chalk on the blackboard... you are thinking of the number... 7.”
If you got the first wrong and the second right, you look like you finally got it... a 1 in 10
chance. If you get BOTH right (a 90% chance seeing as it is a psychological trick where
most north Americans naturally choose 3 and 7 as their first picks) thatʼs a 1 in 40
chance... “and of course I donʼt stake my reputation on mere chance.”
If you get the first right but the second wrong or both wrong, say... “PROOF! ESP does
NOT exist!” Then start to laugh like this “Mooa ha ha ha ha ha ha! And you believe in
ESP!” a good neg hit to start.
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If she mentions that most people pick 3 and 7 (most girls wont know this though) just say,
“really? Hmm... didnʼt know that... thank you Cliff Claven.” (From Cheers)
If you take the wording I have and do this EXACTLY as stated, you will be surprised HOW
well you will do. When they ask HOW, tell them... I DONʼT KNOW. Tell her you can SEE
the numbers on your imaginary blackboard. This is NOT a trick. You hate magicians. If she
wants you to do this again, tell her... “donʼt be greedy now.”
Speaking of greedy... if a girl kisses you on the cheek and goes to kiss your other cheek,
tell her, “Only one... donʼt be greedy.” This is a good NEG HIT. Mild but a neg hit
nonetheless. If she says, “Yes, but Iʼm French”, you reply, “Are all French girls as greedy
as you?”
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Female Room Mates Opener
By: Tenmagnet and Tyler Durden
“Iʼve been offered this SWEET place in (x place).. I want to live there, BUT I have to live
with FOUR girls. Like FOUR.
Iʼm going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints; Iʼll never get in the fucking bathroom...
Iʼm gonna have to start showering at the truck stop, and you KNOW theyʼre gonna
synchronize. (Smile knowingly) Heck, Iʼll probably start MY period. Iʼm going to have to
leave the house for 5 days a month!
Did you know thatʼs why primitive civilizations developed camping? All the women in the
tribe would synchronize and the guys would look up at the moon and be like “The antelope
are moving now, we must HUNT”.
Also... living with all those girls, I could get RAPED. Did you know that 95% of guys that
get date raped commit suicide within 6 months? Girls are such sexual predators... (sexual
predator routine stuff below).”
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Glasses On Or Off Opener
By: Twentysix
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Approach girls and say “Glasses off (take glasses off) or glasses on (put glasses on), what
do you guys think looks better?
HBʼs: (Responses: On!/Off!/What?/Laughing)
Glasses off (take off glasses) and glasses on (put on glasses) (I did the sequence any
where from 2 to 4 times).
HB 1: I like them on!
HB 2: I like them off! (If HBs disagree then they usually started laughing… I guess they
think itʼs funny that they have different opinions).
“My friends tell me I look like Clark Kent when I have the glasses on!”
HBʼs: (Responses: Yeah you do! / No)
“Why do you like it when my glasses are on/off?”
HB 1: (When likes glasses on) I think it makes you look sexy/it makes you look clever.
HB 2: (When likes glasses off) I think you look better with them off, but I like them on too!
You get the idea… it opens the group.
Hereʼs another way I introduced the opener:
Approach Girls 26...
“I need your opinion. Do I look better with my glasses off (take glasses off) or with my
glasses on (put glasses on). (I put like a fun/playful face on).
*Run with the rest of the opener above.
Trouble shooting - If a girl asks you to put them on and off too many times I would do one
of the following:
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Iʼd put them on and off again, but act goofy (make faces…whatever) – Oh my god. Again?
(Playful). Then Iʼd do it again (donʼt know if this is a good idea, what do you guys think?)
Say to the girl who didnʼt ask: Wow. Is she always like this? Takes a long time to make
decisions?
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I’m Lost Opener
By: Tyler Durden
“Iʼm lost... I canʼt find my friends and Iʼm scared... Remember when we were kids and you
could just make new friends whenever you wanted... and you said ʻwant to be my friend?ʼ
Do you guys want to be my NEW friend?”
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Introduction Opener
By: (unknown)
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG, that guy is
PERFECT for you – let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy)
SHB: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha.. Help!
PUA: (to guy) This girl is so shy, but she really wanted to meet you!
SHB: (Giggeling hysterically) Nonono... its not true! (Fleeing)
PUA: Awww come on... donʼt be shy...
Both girls were very hot and totally stuck up before I did this. Both of them came back and
talked to me several times during the evening, to tell me how crazy I was…
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Mr. Big Opener
By: Dr. Paul
“Hey guys, do you watch Sex and the City?? I was just talking to those girls over there and
they told me I remind them of “Mr. Big” is that good or bad?
(ooooohhh we LOVE Mr Big!!)
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Never Be A Couple Opener
By: (unknown)
“Aww – you are soo cute... but you make me SO SAD!”
HB: WHY? (pause with puppy dog face)
“Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple!”
HB: WHYYY??
Nooo... we are too similar... IMAGINE, we would be SO IN LOVE... and the next moment,
we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things... and then we would have HOT
MAKE UP SEX all over the place... and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex... after
a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!”
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Pick Up Chicks Opener
By: (unknown)
Just open with “Hi, weʼre picking up chicks”... its C&F
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Pimp Names Opener
By: jlaix
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“Guys guys... Iʼm coming up with a pimp name for myself, which is better: “d-licious dogg”?
or “deacon dr. rockafella”?
Oh cool... shit, you need one too... Iʼll call you “devious honey g sweetness”…
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Primp Opener
By: Harmless
First, here is the frame youʼre using for this opener:
“Youʼre CUTE... but Iʼm going to make you a ROCKSTAR!”
This is, in fact, the exact wording I used to open Schematicʼs HB9 on Saturday night. I
opened her and I let him take over and #close her. (He should have gotten more. Bad
schematic. Oh well, Iʼll call her later. Maybe)
You donʼt even need to say anything to open, so this works in the loudest clubs.
You walk up, of course making sure to keep your BL under control. (Shoulders away, etc.)
You check her out then make a face like you arenʼt happy with what you see. Then you
hold your hands out like youʼre judging her style.
You move in SLOWLY, pick some article of clothing (hat, shirt, etc. Best if itʼs upper body
or head) and PRIMP it. Take her hat and TWIST it ever so slightly. Now, back away, lean
back, look her over, and give her a thumbs up.
“NOW youʼre a ROCKSTAR!”
Continue with push/pull if you wish... “But wait…” and twist the hat back the other way. If
she touches her hat, bust her for messing it up.
Tell her sheʼs allowed to be seen with you now, and promenade her around the club.
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Rich Opener
By: Herbal, Tyler Durden
Came up with this one the other night at a club. When opening a set, walk up and ask,
“Which one of you is the richest?”. Then go into the whole “Ok, you get to be my sugar
mama, then. But hmm... we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?” routine.
Pretty fun and opens easily. To give credit where credit is due, itʼs just a variation on “Are
you rich?”, which I think TD came up with.
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Ricki Lake Opener
By: Mystery Method
This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if heʼs in a two-set and the obstacle needs
to be kept occupied.
“Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of the
show is Secret Admirers. They told him heʼs got an admirer, but he wonʼt find out whom
until heʼs live on the set. So maybe itʼll be someone cute, but maybe not; it might even be
a guy. What would you do if you were him?”
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Seattle Girlfriend Opener
By: Tyler Durden
“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off.
They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over
the next week. So heʼs up visiting her in Seattle last week, and theyʼre out on a walk.
He takes a few pictures of them together. Like really cute ones with them together. Some
of them theyʼre just hanging out, and a few of them theyʼre like kissing or whatever while
theyʼre out walking.
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Anyway, the next morning he wakes up, and checks his camera. He looks at the pictures,
and he sees that sheʼs woken up before him and gone into it and deleted the pictures
where theyʼre kissing, and left the ones where theyʼre just hanging out.
He goes to her and says ʻAre you psycho? Why are you going into my camera?ʼ She says
its because she thought she looked bad in the pictures, and didnʼt want him to have them.
But he canʼt figure out if sheʼs psycho or if its legit that for girls they just hate having
pictures out there where she doesnʼt look good. He just really liked them because he likes
her and doesnʼt judge the pics like that.”
The girls will either say:
“Itʼs totally natural. I hate it when pictures make me look bad, especially with a digital
camera where you can just delete them and take more.” (They also sometimes say “But
heʼs only known her a few months. I wouldnʼt do that on a guy I just met.”)
Or
“She has a boyfriend!”
Your immediate reply would be “He doesnʼt care about that. Heʼs busy. He just doesnʼt
want her deleting his pics! ”
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Sexy Monkey Opener
By: Tenmagnet
“Do you think Curious George is a sexy monkey? ʻCuz my little cousin was watching
Curious George on TV yesterday, heʼs two and a half and he pointed at the screen and
said “Sexy Monkey”. Like WTF?!? I didnʼt teach him that... NO REALLY I DIDNʼT
Heʼs been hanging around with that Michael Jackson guy again.”
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Simpsons Opener
By: Gunwitch
“Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean sheʼs a
sexy bitch and heʼs a deadbeat who fucks up all the time.
At this point you can just go on and talk about The Simpsons for a while.”
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Sleep With Jesus Opener
By: Pnutt
“This may sound like a weird question, but would you sleep with Jesus?
Like ok. Itʼs the year of 25 and your sitting at a bar in Jerusalem and this dude Jesus walks
over and he sits down next to you. He orders you a water and turns it into wine. Would you
have sex with him?”
(blah, blah, blah)
“if thereʼs one guy to have a one night stand with, its Jesus!”
if its a mixed set, you use it on the guy:
“if thereʼs one guy to be gay with, its Jesus!”
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Spells Opener
By: Mystery Method
“Do you think spells work?” Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if
the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is:
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“The reason Iʼm asking is because my friend over there met a girl in a club last week. He
wasnʼt interested in her sexually, because she wasnʼt really his type.” (Here the woman
might say “Sure,” in which case you reply “No, really!” and touch her arm or waist.)
“Anyway, she hung out at his house and after she left, he found a metal ring wrapped
around a scroll and some feathers under his couch.
Well, he took it to a magick store and they said it was an attraction spell. And now, the
strange thing is, he canʼt stop thinking of her. Do you think itʼs the spell or just
psychological?”
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Tattoo Opener
By: (unknown)
“Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo?
Hereʼs the deal…my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on
her shoulder.”
Her: No, no donʼt let her do it
“See thatʼs the problem sheʼs really strong headed and when I tell her not to get the tattoo
it just makes her want to get it even more. How do I deal with that and let her really know
its mistake?”
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Text Message Break Up Opener
By: (unknown)
“Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message?” (Then make up a good backstory for this)
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Twin Brothers Opener
By: Ross Jeffries
“Youʼre at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absolutely identical,
physically.
ONE of them has the best hands of any guy youʼve ever met. The other is an incredible
dancer. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario. Again, the two guys are identical. One makes you laugh more than
anyone youʼve ever met. The other is the most incredible kisser you could ever in a lifetime
encounter. Which one do you pick?
Same scenario: One guy has more money than Bill Gates. The other makes you feel like
you are the most beautiful, desirable woman who ever walked the face of the planet.
Which do you pick?”
(Itʼd probably be best to make up some sort of back-story for this)
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Webbed Feet Opener
By: Nilatak
“Hey guys... would you date a guy with webbed feet??”
“I had a summer job at x supermarket and there was this guy I used to work with that had
webbed feet. He would always complain that he couldn't get a girlfriend. He needed to
stuff his shoes with cotton so they would fill up and he would always walk on the tips of his
feet. People used to call him ʻTwinkle Toesʼ!”
They usually ask if itʼs me or my wing and I just bust out with “Nawwww… Iʼm DINKY
PENIS!”
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Who Lies More Opener
By: Chris Rock version
“Hey guys, I need a female opinion... who lies more Guys or Girls??
The way I see it, girls that tell the small lies like “youʼre ass doesnʼt look fat in those pants”
but girls... they tell the big ones... like... “Its your baby!”
Conclusion
So thatʼs the list! Hope you enjoyed them. If you have any others of your own that you
think need to be added let me know.
Speak to you soon,
Gambler
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